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Monday Overnight Open Thread - July 28, 2025 [Doof]
Man Does Not Live on, (checks notes), BEER Alone Thai Man Dies After Surviving on Beer Alone for Over a Month
A man in Rayong, Thailand, died surrounded by over a hundred empty beer bottles after shunning food and living on the alcoholic drink alone for over a month. Last week, rescue workers from the Siam Rayong Foundation were called to a house in the Ban Chang district of Rayong to help a man who had reportedly suffered a seizure and later became unconscious. Unfortunately, by the time they arrived on the scene, the patient had already passed away. He was identified as 44-year 44-year-old Thaweesak Namwongsa, a divorced local man and father to a 16-year-old boy. According to the teenager, Namwongsa had been drinking only beer for over a month, and when he came home from school one day, he found him having a seizure in his bed, surrounded by empty beer bottles.Read the whole thing. Article mentions a previous instance of someone surviving for weeks on just beer. Ohio Man Gives Up Solid Food, Lives on Beer Alone for Lent (Ohio man story is from 2019)
A renovation project at George Washington’s Mount Vernon mansion uncovered two sealed glass bottles full of cherries.Interesting article, but the writer felt the need to include this completely unnecessary line:
The cherries, complete with stems and pits, still had their signature scent.
The two bottles come characteristic of styles from the 1750s and were placed in a forgotten pit.
While the Washingtons were known fans of cherries, the picking and storage of the two bottles likely never touched their hands as the site was known to have over 300 enslaved individuals at the time of George Washington’s death.
WTF value does that add to this story? NONE! Just an attempt at virtue signaling on the writer's part. ------ Well-Preserved Roman Road Found Beneath English City Center
MANCHESTER, ENGLAND—According to a BBC report, archaeologists were surprised to find a Roman road just beneath the surface of Manchester's city center. It is remarkable that the 2,000-year-old road is so well-preserved, given that it lies only 15 inches beneath the busy modern Liverpool Street in the city’s Castlefield section. The site is near to the Roman fort of Mamucium, which was established around a.d. 78 and from which the modern city takes its name. Experts believe it may have been the main northern exit route away from the Roman settlement. The team uncovered a number of Romano-British artifacts dating to between the first and third century a.d., including pottery and glassware, that provided a timeframe for the road’s use. “It's certainly the best Roman archaeology I've seen in the city center for 20 years and probably more than that,” said Ian Miller from the Greater Manchester Archaeological Advisory Service.Check out the whole thing. Has links to other stuff that could take you down a rabbit hole. ----- Gas Workers Digging Beneath the Streets of Lima Stumble Upon 1,000-Year-Old Mummy With Dark Brown Hair
The burial belonged to a child who may have lived among fishermen from the Chancay culture, which thrived in Peru before the rise of the Inca Empire. While installing new pipes in Lima, Peru, utility workers stumbled upon a pre-Inca burial: a mummy of a child between ages 10 and 15, who had been resting undisturbed for 1,000 years. Located approximately four feet beneath the surface, the mummy was found in a seated position. Wisps of dark brown hair were still visible on the child’s head.This one also has a bunch of "you may also like" links. Enter the rabbit hole cautiously!
Wolfgang Van Halen may have descended from one of the greatest guitar soloists who ever lived, but that doesn’t mean he’s tied to the concept of guitar solos. Instead, he has very much his own approach to songwriting – and it’s one that doesn’t see solos as a necessity. This year, Wolfgang has released two show-stopping singles from his forthcoming album under the Mammoth moniker. Title track, The End tipped its cap to the Hot For Teacher music video with a glitzy guitar solo, but The Spell doesn't quite follow suit in the fretboard pyrotechnics department As such, he says listeners shouldn’t expect him to light up his fretboard on every song as he outlines the key differences between his and his father’s distinct playing styles.Read the whole thing. Wolfgang is really a great musician and songwriter. He is carving his own path in the world of rock music. I have seen him live several times, and I highly recommend you check out the entire Mammoth WVH catalog. Having said that -- Wolfie's dad gets the last word here tonight
Eddie Van Halen - His Greatest Solo Of All Time!
— Just Rock Content (@JustRockContent) July 17, 2025
Live Without A Net ‘86
Veterans Memorial Coliseum in New Haven, Connecticut
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from thisdayinmusic.com On this date in 2021: American musician and bassist Dusty Hill of ZZ Top died age 72. In 1968, he and the drummer Frank Beard joined the guitarist Billy Gibbons in ZZ Top. They went on to release 15 studio albums and sold an estimated 50 million records worldwide
Born in this date in 1972: Dan Warton, drums, Neds Atomic Dustbin, (1991 UK No.16 single 'Happy')
Born on this date in 1943: Richard Wright keyboards, vocals, Pink Floyd
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Future Mayor Mamdani at July 28, 2025 09:57 PM (lCaJd)
Sorry, didn't have time to take my sock off.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia striking while the First is hot at July 28, 2025 09:57 PM (lCaJd)
Good evening!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2025 09:58 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 28, 2025 09:59 PM (wQPGd)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 28, 2025 09:59 PM (Gpk5S)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (GYt5+)
Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left) at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (1UudH)
wizards,
mermaids,
travelers,
adventurers,
and magicians.
You are the true dreamers.”
― Brian Selznick, The Invention of Hugo Cabret
Posted by: mindful webworker - habitually unpredictable at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (f+yIF)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (EbuWs)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 28, 2025 10:01 PM (EbuWs)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 28, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
The. Police. Are. Civilians.
Until you show me where cops are subject to the UCMJ, they are civilians.
If you don’t think that is important, read the Declaration of Independence again.
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:03 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:04 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 28, 2025 10:04 PM (Gpk5S)
_____________________________
All you dirty left handers out there. Take note. The moral here is if you cut off your left hand you join the normal benevolent right handers. It's a step up.
On a side note, this doesn't work on gingers hoping to remove that satanic appearance. It just grows back ginger. Sorry.
Posted by: Orson at July 28, 2025 10:05 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:05 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 28, 2025 10:05 PM (P+Pug)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:05 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:06 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 28, 2025 10:03 PM (vm8sq)
Many people nowadays: I can't read it! It's written in cursive and uses a lot of big words. (My Artificial Stupidity Engine of choice) can't explain it to me, either!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2025 10:06 PM (S/Y4j)
Slave-bottled fruit is the very best fruit!
Posted by: merciless slaver and appreciator of jarred fruits at July 28, 2025 10:07 PM (4/BuS)
youtu.be/dZMFrNBDAgM
Posted by: gKWVE at July 28, 2025 10:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:05 PM (dDmld)
she would look mighty fine in a holey flour sack, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:07 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: TRex - sockless at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (P+Pug)
Posted by: merciless slaver and appreciator of jarred fruits at July 28, 2025 10:07 PM (4/BuS)
And it took a white person to teach them how to do it. Canning food was unknown in Africa, period.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:09 PM (o9S4q)
So… Daddy issues
Posted by: mindful webworker - supposebly at July 28, 2025 10:09 PM (f+yIF)
Posted by: scampydog at July 28, 2025 10:09 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left) at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (1UudH)
That's where the ones who violate the 100 comment rule on the art thread go.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (5ag4x)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (HZi96)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:06 PM (77rzZ)
Thank you for weighing in on that. I guess I should have consulted you first.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (4rENN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
************
So glad to read this AOP, and to know you are feeling better. Read your plan the other night re: removing everything and starting again, and I couldn't agree with you more. Very old school. Worked under a unit chief (MD) with the very same philosophy. Of course, that was back in the day before the profession changed to being financially rewarded for every procedure and new medication they ordered...but I digress. Very glad you are feeling better.
Posted by: The Grateful at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Spent much of the day at the beach drinking doing nothing.
I pretty much wasted the rest of the day.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (6WCwE)
Basement/dungeon, ta-may-toe/ta-mah-toe.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (/y8xj)
It's really more of an oubliette.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (pIfcn)
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Dude needs to break some new ground with the theremin. There's still room for innovation in that niche.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (dDmld)
Amateurs.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
You're asking the Morons to quit talking about boobs???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (ULPxl)
Or, as those with a sense of conciseness would say, "300 slaves."
Posted by: Dr. T at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (4rENN)
Did the article about the mummy in Lima mention slaves? The Incas had slaves.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Ts with Sisyphus. (I wanted to go bowling, but he was dead set against it.)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (zPjZn)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM
***
How do you know that wasn't really Doof?
Posted by: TRex - did you try 867-5309? at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (HZi96)
I accept your terms!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:15 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025 10:12 PM (4rENN)
Well, they had to keep them. Slaves cost good money. Throwing them away would be wasteful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:15 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
A weird-faced girl with a generous rack and an apparent lack of guilt over it, plus no compulsion to kowtow to the body-positivity movement. Good enough for me.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 28, 2025 10:15 PM (jGGMD)
Amateurs.
Posted by: JackStraw
Heh
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
I know, right?
Posted by: "Elliot" Page at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (4rENN)
Ts with Sisyphus. (I wanted to go bowling, but he was dead set against it.)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (zPjZn)
did you show him the automatic ball return?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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The fact that the road lasted so long is a testament to the quality of slave workmanship.
There should be more.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (dDmld)
Heremin, theremin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:16 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (kwfp9)
Posted by: TRex - sockless at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (IQ6Gq)
Thanks for the ONT, Doof. Evening, Horde.
Posted by: scampydog at July 28, 2025 10:09 PM (41CYW)
The 3 D's assembled in the same place! Guess the Club is open tonight! Thanks for joining me, fellas!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (QMAsf)
Amateurs.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2025 10:13 PM (viF8m)
I know, right??!! I'd call that a good weekend.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
Yeah, that weird-faced girl thing. Huge fan of old movies.
A number of today's popular actresses, back in the studio days, would have never been stars. They would have been the wise-cracking best friend, or tough bar girls or secretaries, but not the lead. There were some exceptions- gals who were a bit different looking, but smoking hot, like Gloria Grahame, but not many.
Posted by: sal at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at July 28, 2025 10:08 PM (P+Pug)
Daaaannngg!!!! *kicks dirt*
Posted by: Mike the Narf, Used to be Pug Mahon at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)
Communists, like the one who wrote this article, are known to have murdered 100 million people and enslaved 2 billion. Not hundreds of years ago, either. Within living memory.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (TzkcV)
“I can’t wait till winter.”
Good to know I’m not the only one tired of the tourists and their rabid children.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:18 PM (5ag4x)
‘I survived on semen alone for a month!’
— Spartacus Booker
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:19 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: Diogenes
Or studying for finals at Wazzu.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:19 PM (5ag4x)
I'm thinking you probably don't know much of that fine, fine music...it's OK. I suppose that goofy 80s music works for you...
Boy George and all...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM (77rzZ)
A weird-faced girl with a generous rack and an apparent lack of guilt over it, plus no compulsion to kowtow to the body-positivity movement. Good enough for me.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 28, 2025 10:15 PM (jGGMD)
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I doubt we will be seeing her dancing around singing about lowering her A1C.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: TRex
He didn't sound like a moron.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
******
He didn't sound like a moron or a Moron?
Posted by: The Grateful at July 28, 2025 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: moki at July 28, 2025 10:21 PM (wLjpr)
‘I survived on semen alone for a month!’
— Spartacus Booker
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:19 PM (cxXki)
I made a career out of it.
Posted by: Kumala at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Somebody shot, shoveled and shut up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (o9S4q)
Not a basement, exactly. There is a small, concealed hatch on the floor, but what you have to dig through to get to it means no one has tried to open it since 2006.
Posted by: mindful webworker - supposebly at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (f+yIF)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (dDmld)
Please tell me carrots aren't involved.
The reason I ask is that the stuff just became available here in the Upper One, and I was thinking about giving it a try.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: TRex - did you try 867-5309? at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
How do you know that wasn't Doof's cabana boy?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (4rENN)
I'm thinking you probably don't know much of that fine, fine music...it's OK. I suppose that goofy 80s music works for you...
Boy George and all...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (L9kkv)
Of course I know that stuff. You do know I'm not really 29, right??
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (QMAsf)
As Mr. Spock would say: Fascinating
Posted by: browndog earbuds in at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Diogenes
Or studying for finals at Wazzu.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:19 PM (5ag4x)
Indeed!
Go Cougs!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
That's not how shooting yourself in the head works. Do not shoot yourself in the head.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 10:23 PM (RIvkX)
— Spartacus Booker
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:19 PM (cxXki)
I made a career out of it.
Posted by: Kumala at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
I didn't! It's all lies!!
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 28, 2025 10:23 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:10 PM
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How do you know that wasn't really Doof?
Posted by: TRex - did you try 867-5309? at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (IQ6Gq)
The on-hold music would probably be a good clue
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (sAmhv)
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Is it pro-Celtic or pro-Anglo Saxon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Mike the Narf, Used to be Pug Mahon at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 28, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Doof probably already drank your single malt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 28, 2025 10:25 PM (0eaVi)
That's a hell of a story ...
And I love those 2002's. Sexy, sexy little car...
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:25 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at July 28, 2025 10:23 PM (jGGMD)
I don't believe you can derive any nourishment by butt-chugging the stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:25 PM (o9S4q)
But hey, if those big ol' tittays are pissing off those special, big-bellied, moonfaced ladies who are slight of breast, then I'll laugh about it on this Monday.
Sorry, Stay-Puft, not every ad can feature a lardass waving around a can of Stank-B-Gone. Deal with it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mike the Narf, Used to be Pug Mahon at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (0aYVJ)
Nonsense - It's great stuff!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (77rzZ)
Time to fire another copy editor.
From a trebuchet.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (zPjZn)
And I love those 2002's. Sexy, sexy little car...
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:25 PM (TTAGa)
My Great Dane would stick his head out of the sun roof when we would "go for a drive." He did look awesome!
Posted by: moki at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM
***
Uh oh. I didn't check the restroom token supply.
Posted by: TRex - hope the restrooms are stocked with TP at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 10:20 PM (ynpvh)
Somebody shot, shoveled and shut up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (o9S4q)
Yeah, that was the basic gist of what folks were surmising.
Posted by: Kumala at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
So, whassup? Did Jugears flee the country yet?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (omVj0)
Asking for a friend.
Who is John Galt ?
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (fFFrU)
Posted by: Beverly at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (Epeb0)
I highly doubt the story of a bullet curing OCD, and the man not only surviving but thriving, But stranger things have happened...
Always thought that Pearl Necklace should have been Commie-La's theme song. Still could be, I guess.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (kB9dk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:24 PM (dDmld)
They're actually non political during the shows. They cover any and all time periods.
One of the hosts has run for office on the Green ticket, which shame as I had a bit of a crush on her
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 28, 2025 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Doof probably already drank your single malt.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 28, 2025 10:25 PM (0eaVi)
Not a chance. I'm a bourbon or rye guy. But I'd have some for you if you ever visit Casa de Doof.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (4rENN)
Posted by: moki at July 28, 2025 10:26 PM (wLjpr)
I would pay money to see a photo of that ...
I like your style!
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025
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Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:29 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
I was gonna say something, and thought the better of it ...
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:29 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Beverly at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (Epeb0)
I always enjoyed "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:29 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (zPjZn)
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (cduTK)
Posted by: Sydney Sweeneys Jeans at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (cHOHf)
Posted by: TRex
He didn't sound like a moron.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
******
He didn't sound like a moron or a Moron?
Posted by: The Grateful
tiny.cc/ybfq001
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (5ag4x)
Posted by: Beverly at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (Epeb0)
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I always enjoyed "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025
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And "National Brotherhood Week"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (omVj0)
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Is it pro-Celtic or pro-Anglo Saxon?
Pro-British, unlike their government.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at July 28, 2025 10:31 PM (Gpk5S)
It's a hell of a story. Eddie must have been really, really affected.
Posted by: Bombadil at July 28, 2025 10:31 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 28, 2025 10:31 PM (47/pr)
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
I was gonna say something, and thought the better of it ...
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:29 PM (TTAGa)
Smart man. I know your preferred bottle. It would be here for you - unopened, of course - should you ever make the journey down this way.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (QMAsf)
WTF value does that add to this story? NONE! Just an attempt at virtue signaling on the writer's part.
A couple of years ago, Popular Science or Popular Mechanics (I don't recall which) published an article about how to tear down statues and monuments without hurting yourself. Ya know, since tearing down statues was a virtuous act.
Since then, they are dead to me. I enjoyed reading them since I was a little kid, but they betrayed me.
Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 10:22 PM (o9S4q)
Right after the U.S. Civil War the region where my ancestors lived (an extremely rural part of a "border state") was effectively without law enforcement for a number of years. I believe it was nominally under the aegis of the feds, but they didn't give a fuck what a bunch of hillbillies did to each other, or at least not to the extent of establishing an actual law enforcement presence.
Thereby hangs a tale.
There were individuals and groups known as "bushwhackers" -- you've probably heard the term.
Mostly ex-soldiers (from both sides). Mostly not at all unfamiliar with, or averse to, violence. Mostly starving. Mostly not giving a fuck.
My ancestor gave his little girl an apple. While she was eating it, a bushwhacker happened by and stole it from her.
She ran to her pappy, sobbing. He caught up with the scumbag, shot him, and buried him there on the farm -- after stomping the apple into his mouth.
Nothing ever happened to him, even though the story was widely known in the area.
People like that bushwhacker didn't get a lot of sympathy wasted on them at that time and place.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (gcOgI)
Posted by: Beverly at July 28, 2025 10:27 PM (Epeb0)
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I always enjoyed "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025
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And "National Brotherhood Week"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:30 PM (omVj0)
Annnnnnnddddd ...
The very famous "Periodic Table" song.
Posted by: browndog foot to the floor at July 28, 2025 10:33 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 28, 2025
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Is Valerie Bertinelli his mother? She was married to Eddie for many years. Though he could be from a prior or later marriage too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:33 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I will brook no slander against my beloved scrapple but, as you pointed out, I grew up with it.
Having said that - Skyline chili is an abomination. An assault on taste buds, honor, and bathroom decorum.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2025 10:33 PM (6WCwE)
My opposition to this bullshit is probably gonna kill my nascent historical docent career.
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:34 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 28, 2025
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Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:29 PM (omVj0)
You like "Cinnamon, Cumin, Allspice, Cloves, Red or Cayenne Pepper, and Bay Leafin" in your chili?
It's not chili. It's baby food for adults.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:34 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Free Thinker at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (HY9TD)
Cornchips and cheese.
Posted by: banana Dread Pirate Summer Long Balls Dream at July 28, 2025 10:34 PM (cduTK)
Posted by: Minuteman at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (47/pr)
Does that mean that the 13th Amendment doesn't apply to them either?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Simon Legree at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (4rENN)
I'll check what they want for it with the next grocery run, and if it's not so expensive I'd feel guilty for dumping it, I'll give it a shot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (qpyNK)
It's not chili. It's baby food for adults.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025
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Wolf Brand Chili!
"How long's it been since you had a big, thick, steamin' bowl of Woof Brand Chili?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (omVj0)
Please don't throw my in the barrel 🤯!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 10:36 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 28, 2025 10:35 PM (omVj0)
I'm not sure even a dog would eat it.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:37 PM (gKDq2)
Believe it or not, major cable "news" networks, NYC in NOT the center of the universe, and us hicks out in the hinterlands.(who happen to be 95+% of your audience) don't want to watch 4 continuous hours of "coverage", consisting mainly of vapid observations by your talking heads and interminable repeated repeated repeated b-roll of flashing red and blues lights and groups of cops standing around scratching their asses. Some guy walked into an office building and shot people. 20 minutes is more than enough, with 2 minute updates per hour is more than enough.
It's like nothing ever happens in the rest of the world, nevermind flyover country.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (7x9jd)
What if I have mixed Angle, Saxon, and Celtic hair (with the odd Scandi gene in there... caution: also may contain traces of Neanderthal and some weird bits from elsewhere on the planet)?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Megthered at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (GOJbT)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (kwfp9)
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That dude should have been all Phillies, but Dallas Green stole him in the Larry Boa trade. That still annoys me to this very day.
Posted by: Orson at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
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Damn. Spokane kid. Was a helluva HS QB too.
Posted by: scampydog at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (QMAsf)
Whiskey Sour on the pole. Otherwise, I usually don't drink.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 28, 2025 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Crock Pot Jones at July 28, 2025 10:39 PM (G5+As)
Another imponderable, testing apparently indicates the early dynasty royalty have traces of cocaine, cannabis, and nicotine among other things.The Coca plant of course is native to South America, Tobacco is native to North America. It would appear global trade goes quite a ways back.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:40 PM (dBJdm)
Believe it or not, major cable "news" networks, NYC in NOT the center of the universe, and us hicks out in the hinterlands.(who happen to be 95+% of your audience) don't want to watch 4 continuous hours of "coverage", consisting mainly of vapid observations by your talking heads and interminable repeated repeated repeated b-roll of flashing red and blues lights and groups of cops standing around scratching their asses. Some guy walked into an office building and shot people. 20 minutes is more than enough, with 2 minute updates per hour is more than enough.
It's like nothing ever happens in the rest of the world, nevermind flyover country.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (7x9jd)
Don't worry. According to Mamdani, violence is a social construct. I wish somebody would 'social construct' him and not the police.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:41 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:41 PM (TzkcV)
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It's... I'd call it "ghoulish goulash." Think about if the shittiest spaghetti you ever ate had sex with a chili cheese hotdog and whelped an ungodly chimera.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 10:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (snZF9)
Not sure about today's beer, but older brews were known to actually provide a greater nutrient uptake from grains than bread.
Posted by: Brewery employee pushing for more sales at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (X2//g)
If a nurse is sick and another nurse nurses the nurse, can the nurse nursing the nurse nurse the nurse the way that nurse wants to be nursed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:43 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Free Thinker at July 28, 2025 10:28 PM (HY9TD)
Then, you haven't had mine!
https://tinyurl.com/2f8xcab5
Posted by: Jon Townsend at July 28, 2025 10:43 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:43 PM (TzkcV)
Out: Jeanie With the Light Brown Hair
In: Mummy With the Dark Brown Hair
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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That story is one reason why I intend to be cut up by medical students or left out in that Corpse Park. I don't want someone finding me 1,000 years from now and speculating all over me and finding out about the time I cheated on my math test.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (lCaJd)
The s#!t they serve is NOT chili
Posted by: Brewery employee pushing for more sales at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (X2//g)
If a nurse is sick and another nurse nurses the nurse, can the nurse nursing the nurse nurse the nurse the way that nurse wants to be nursed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Male nurse?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left) at July 28, 2025 10:00 PM (1UudH)
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Why? Got a stolen bike you want to hide?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (OGOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (TzkcV)
Yeah, Mt. Vernon is all about "slaves". Nothing else matters. Might as well shut it all down...
Posted by: man at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (4rENN)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Minuteman
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New Amsterdam was built with slave labor.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:32 PM (qpyNK)
This is why Instapundit so often says that real purpose of police is to protect the criminals from the citizens.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (zPjZn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (kwfp9)
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That does hurt. I played second base in little league, in the 80s, in the Chicagoland area. Dude was my idol.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (OGOaV)
If a nurse is sick and another nurse nurses the nurse, can the nurse nursing the nurse nurse the nurse the way that nurse wants to be nursed?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2025 10:42 PM (S/Y4j)
Male nurse?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:44 PM (W/lyH)
Not sure. I enjoyed the wordplay. Let's leave that to nurse ratched.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (S/Y4j)
Posted by: Some Rat
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You're going to do fart jokes?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (gcOgI)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at Monticello at July 28, 2025 10:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (TzkcV)
Screw that, I don't even cut my own lawn, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2025 10:48 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:49 PM (TzkcV)
An old buddy of mine lived alone, and I would bring him food once in a while. “I like ‘em” he says. Well, what about Chicken Pesto Pasta? Yep, he liked it. Not too picky I guess.
The wind up was, I told him “Yeah the real test, I bet your dog won’t eat that”. Later, upon inquiry, he claimed she would, a miniature dobie. No accounting for taste, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:49 PM (dBJdm)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 28, 2025 10:38 PM (TfUTr)
Your sense if humor might be too mature for this place.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:50 PM (zPjZn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:50 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: man at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (tubbA)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:40 PM (dBJdm)
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F*cking Kushites were hooking them up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (dDmld)
I'll pay more for less if better quality.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Bulg at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (cxXki)
Yeah. It's not quite chili. Or quite spaghetti sauce. But they put it on spaghetti. And under a pretty disgusting amount of shredded cheese.
It's like the hermaphrodite of American foods. If that hermaphrodite was Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Art Linkletter's House Party at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:52 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2025 10:52 PM (qwx/I)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia striking while the First is hot at July 28, 2025 09:57 PM (lCaJd)
We knew it was you. Everyone has a decoder ring now.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (144I4)
Beer potomania.
Critical hyponotrimia/low sodium and severe fluid overload.
Seizures, coma, death.
Extremely hard to correct as if you do it too fast. You have massive. I like her.Light shifts and osmotic demyelination syndrome where your neurons literally come apart.
Oops! Oopsie!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (lVdB3)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (cxXki)
Now do that stuff they have in Texas that they call chili - which is good stuff, but it's just beef cubes with seasoned tomato sauce on it.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for something to control his flatulence.
Pharmacist gives him some X lax, Epsom salts and mineral oil.
Guy is like "How the heck will this stuff help?"
Pharmacist "You take all this and you'll be terrified to fart."
Posted by: Some Rat at July 28, 2025 10:54 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
No.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:54 PM (mT+6a)
Maybe that's why he had seizures and died.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2025 10:54 PM (viF8m)
151 One of the most well-preserved mummies in the Egyptian museum, one of the most famous kings, still has Red hair. A fricking Ginger!
Another imponderable, testing apparently indicates the early dynasty royalty have traces of cocaine, cannabis, and nicotine among other things.The Coca plant of course is native to South America, Tobacco is native to North America. It would appear global trade goes quite a ways back.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:40 PM
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That's from the staff who processed the mummies. It's like when they got excited about finding amino acids in meteorites, and eventually realized it was from dandruff.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (0B+OF)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (TzkcV)
" Trump Explains Why He Kicked Jeffrey Epstein Out of Mar-a-Lago; Turned Down Invitation to Pedo Island"
From American Greatness
https://tinyurl.com/mrun6rhh
Posted by: javems at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:40 PM (dBJdm)
I think it's fairly accepted now that the Inca had chickens, even though they're native to Southeast Asia.
There's other evidence of contact between South America and the Polynesians.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (qpyNK)
A good solid beer, like a real Hefe Weissen, or a Stout, would have maybe 250 calories per half liter. Mostly carbs, but if in otherwise good health a couple liters a day would sustain a person trying to lose fat.
He was probably drinking some sort of ersatz rice derived “beer” anyway.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (dBJdm)
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I give you... Pickled Bologna
The ring kind. If you are lucky you can 1 gallon jar with six continuous feet of the horse dong spiral packed into it.
Pairs best with a Strohs for breakfast.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 28, 2025 10:55 PM (mT+6a)
that's what the haters are going with
Posted by: Don Black
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Unless they got something better than Sweeney to put up, I'd say they are right.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2025 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Cooter Brown at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2025 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
As well as wiping out the Chancay people and colonizing their land.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (144I4)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (zPjZn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:45 PM (cxXki)
Now do that stuff they have in Texas that they call chili - which is good stuff, but it's just beef cubes with seasoned tomato sauce on it.
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
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True. I like TX chili, but that’s not chili to me either. Chili to me is a mix of ingredients that includes beans and vegetables.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2025 10:57 PM (V9cMX)
Here's fifty minutes of Lehrer, live at Copenhagen 1967
https://youtu.be/QHPmRJIoc2k
(h/t Mark Evanier)
Here's one that I've wondered, how is it that I understood the implications at such a young age?
https://youtu.be/hoEVPtVk9nE
Posted by: mindful webworker - supposebly at July 28, 2025 10:58 PM (f+yIF)
Posted by: Free Thinker at July 28, 2025 10:52 PM (HY9TD)
My Mom used to tell me about her father's breakfasts (I never met him). It was loaded with carbs and protein, biscuits and gravy, eggs, sausage, the works. He labored on the farm in the field all day, eating a packed sandwich. That breakfast was worked off by supper.
We used to have a manual labor economy which had accompnaying big breakfasts. But we've become a desk economy still with big breakfasts. No wonder there's an obesity problem.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:58 PM (gKDq2)
I'll pay more for less if better quality.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (gKDq2)
I used to be a frigging garbage disposal. Holy shit. For years the ritual was the after gig munch. We would be in diners or dennys, or white castle, or where ever in the wee hours. Usually the 3-5am period. Do a righteous lodge and then hit the sack at some point with a full gut before the sun came up. The night's loud music obviously kept me from hearing my arteries screaming. Needless to say I don't eat like that anymore.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2025 10:58 PM (snZF9)
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (QMAsf)
Yes. And I like it. It's a good beef/tomato stew with some peppers in it for a little spice. But it isn't chile. It's "chili."
It's like when you're in New York, and you buy a Rolex from a guy on a blanket, but then notice the face says "Rholecks" and it doesn't keep time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 10:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Art Linkletter's House Party
Give any Sub Saharan the choice to work for just room and board in America, or work for "wages" where they are....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 28, 2025 10:58 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 10:59 PM (TzkcV)
I said he starved himself. And it was someone else that said 600 - 700 calories, but that was for all 3 beers per day. Which is an elevated value for commercially brewed beer (~ 150 calorie / beer more realistic)
Now if he was drinking Light beer he would only get ~99 calories / beer
Older beers had lower ABV, and it's suggested that the boiling of the grain was more effective at leaching the nutrients from the grains
Posted by: Brewery employee pushing for more sales at July 28, 2025 10:59 PM (X2//g)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 10:59 PM (cxXki)
3 beers a day wouldn’t kill anybody.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:59 PM (dBJdm)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 28, 2025 11:00 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Some Rat
I haven't been able to trust a fart since 1989, but my butt's been wiped!!
Posted by: Joe From Scranton at July 28, 2025 11:00 PM (G5+As)
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Man. Tough crowd.
Posted by: Piltdown Man at July 28, 2025 11:01 PM (dDmld)
They fiund metals in the old world that came from the great lakes.
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Dude, if you have a gold ring you're wearing a piece of a supernova.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2025 11:01 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Went to one of those places. A big enough farm/plantation needed full time painter. Or two.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2025 11:01 PM (/lPRQ)
Also an episode of an archeology dig
And every episode included much beer drinking.
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:01 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 28, 2025 11:03 PM (/HDaX)
If genuine chile was only meat, like the Texas stuff, the "con carne" would be redundant.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 28, 2025 11:03 PM (qpyNK)
Posted by: King Arthur at July 28, 2025 11:05 PM (wVcYX)
Pork tenderloin is on sale next week. Is there a low carb way to cook that.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:06 PM (TzkcV)
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This is the kind of rigorous etymological analysis that keeps me coming back here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2025 11:06 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Toni Home Perm, I Believe at July 28, 2025 11:06 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Some Rat
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I haven't been able to trust a fart since 1989, but my butt's been wiped!!
Posted by: Joe From Scranton at July 28, 2025 11:00 PM (G5+As)
Saw a podcast interview with a Special Ops guy. He said one time they were getting ready to go out on a mission and it was asked, 'Is everybody good?' One guy piped up, 'I have no confidence in my farts'.
He said it broke the tension.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:07 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:08 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2025 11:09 PM (63Dwl)
Budweiser comes from when Adolphus Busch set up his brewery in the States, and used the Germanized word for the Czech Budejovice pilsners. These were famous in Europe as the best tasting beers, and though his beer had virtually nothing in common with them, the marketing worked amazingly well among German immigrants in the Midwest.
I think something similar must have happened with chile. People said "oh man, ya gotta try this delicious pepper and tomatillo stew with pork," and it got famous, but a couple generations and a thousand miles later it became an entirely different product with a slightly different name.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 11:09 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:09 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Art Linkletter's House Party at July 28, 2025 10:51 PM (G5+As)
I had relatives in Morristown for years. I used to go there a lot. There actually is a trail you can hike that was used by Washington's men, and some of the log shelters are still there. Its a long ass hike though, many miles. I did it when I was younger. It was pretty cool. I think it was called jockey hollow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 28, 2025 11:10 PM (snZF9)
3 beers a day wouldn’t kill anybody.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:59 PM (dBJdm)
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Bobby Sands lasted, what, 75 days with no food at all.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 11:10 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: King Arthur at July 28, 2025 11:05 PM (wVcYX)
Carried by sparrows. You got a problem with that?
Posted by: A Watery Tart Handing Out Swords at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (4rENN)
Pork tenderloin is on sale next week. Is there a low carb way to cook that.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:06 PM (TzkcV)
Kidney beans make the best red beans and rice. Not the canned red beans crap, either, as they're just mush and tasteless. So, yeah, I need (dried) kidney beans.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:12 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: King Arthur at July 28, 2025 11:05 PM (wVcYX)
Carried by sparrows. You got a problem with that?
Posted by: A Watery Tart Handing Out Swords at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (4rENN)
Sparrows?!?!?!
Posted by: swallows (European AND African) at July 28, 2025 11:12 PM (ULPxl)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 28, 2025 10:17 PM (kwfp9)
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That does hurt. I played second base in little league, in the 80s, in the Chicagoland area. Dude was my idol.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 28, 2025 10:46 PM (OGOaV)
The Ryno? Shit.
This getting old sure leads to alot of folks passing. Guess it's best not to get to attached.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 28, 2025 11:12 PM (1Gsou)
As a matter of fact, I do. This is called the “basal metabolic rate”, and you will discover just exactly how many calories that is with any sustained weight loss program to an astonishingly accurate degree. Of course this varies with sex and age, but it is basically the number of calories required just to “keep the lights on” so to speak, maintain body temperature, etc. About 5 or 10 percent of the food we eat is burned up digesting the food we eat.
Older people, sedentary people may find even 1500 calories will tend to cause weight gain. About 600 to 800 calories a day will result in a fairly rapid weight loss, yet is sustainable. A more moderate weight loss regimen might be 900 to 1000 calories a day. About 1.5 to 2 pounds a week is reasonable goal over extended period (many weeks or several months) but requires dedication.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:12 PM (+oiHq)
Davis later began canning his chili and marketing it in the immediate area, produced by his company, Lyman's Pure Food Products. It was about that time that he adopted the brand name "Lyman's Famous Wolf Brand Chili", a name in honor of his pet wolf.
Now, you know another reason to visit Corsicana, Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet. Team No Beans at July 28, 2025 11:13 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (G5+As)
Chiles.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:14 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:15 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 11:15 PM (L9kkv)
He said it broke the tension.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:07 PM (gKDq2)
DH used to play weekend beer league softball. One fine Sunday morning, after winning the beer drinking trophy, his second basement reported that he was not farting with great confidence. I don't doubt it. Blatz on tap will do that to a fellow.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 28, 2025 11:15 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: swallows (European AND African) at July 28, 2025 11:12 PM (ULPxl)
I fumbled a Monty Python quote. I am filled with shame.
Posted by: A Watery Tart Handing Out Swords at July 28, 2025 11:15 PM (4rENN)
While the Washingtons were known fans of cherries, the picking and storage of the two bottles likely never touched their hands as the site was known to have over 300 enslaved individuals at the time of George Washington’s death.
JFC, take your Twenty-first Century moral superiority and shove it up your ass, hard. Harder! What skeletons are in your closet, a$$hole?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:16 PM (xG4kz)
I have some cans of Wolf Chili in my pantry.
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:16 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Free Thinker
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Oh no. We've disappointed you.
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:17 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:18 PM (xG4kz)
Davis later began canning his chili and marketing it in the immediate area, produced by his company, Lyman's Pure Food Products. It was about that time that he adopted the brand name "Lyman's Famous Wolf Brand Chili", a name in honor of his pet wolf.
Now, you know another reason to visit Corsicana, Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet. Team No Beans at July 28, 2025 11:13 PM (wVcYX)
I'm comforted by this tale.
Because Wolf Chili could have gone another way.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2025 11:18 PM (V9cMX)
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Generously wrap it in Bacon. Slow roast it over hardwood coals, oak, hickory, what have you. Generally best done while drinking beer and solving the world’s problems with friends.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:18 PM (+oiHq)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 11:19 PM (L9kkv)
Plowman’s Breakfast. That’s where the English got there old tradition of huge meaty breakfasts.
These days I generally have a couple of pieces of toast with jelly, and a cup of coffee. That’s about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 28, 2025 11:19 PM (t+64Y)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 11:19 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:20 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: polynikes
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It's pretty good, as store-bought goes. But not cheap.
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:20 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Haute Cuisine at July 28, 2025 11:11 PM (G5+As)
Chiles.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
MEAT! Lotsa MEAT!
Posted by: Hub McCann at July 28, 2025 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:16 PM (VofaG)
On Beaton Street, on the side of the cafe building that occupies the space today, there stands a chili cart and a mural in honor of Lyman Davis' legacy.
It's a good picture spot.
Posted by: Count de Monet, Team No Beans at July 28, 2025 11:20 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 28, 2025 11:21 PM (bss/y)
I’ve been wondering: does the Barrel have a basement?
Posted by: Final Arbiter ( sorry, no reality left)
Oooh, that smell! Can you smell that smell?
( 'nuff said! )
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:21 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 28, 2025 11:22 PM (L9kkv)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:22 PM (VofaG)
The ONT -- home of ASCII and disappointment
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:23 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:17 PM (AOsQT)
Then you tell me, Don. An Asian man only drank three beers a day, for a month ? What the Hell do you think he died of ?
Were you swayed by the idea that maybe, just maybe, if he cut his calories more everything would have turned out well ?
Posted by: Free Thinker at July 28, 2025 11:20 PM (HY9TD)
Quick! We gotta lock this story down via contract so we can make a Commerical!
Proof! We're less filling!!!!
Posted by: Ad Agency for Beer Company at July 28, 2025 11:23 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at July 28, 2025 11:24 PM (cxXki)
Posted by: polynikes
So sorry to hear you are in jail. Is this the county lockup, or state prison? And they let you paint there?
Posted by: Big Boss Man at July 28, 2025 11:25 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:26 PM (TzkcV)
Generally best done while drinking beer and solving the world’s problems with friends.
Posted by: Common Tater
The number of times that the world's problems were solved by this approach are legion.
The number of times that the answers arrived at were recalled the next day are damn few.
Of such losses does life consist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:27 PM (xG4kz)
I've been tweaking my chili recipe every time I've made it, and I finally got what I've been looking for with the most recent entry. It's gonna be a regular thing.
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:28 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2025 11:28 PM (sTuNG)
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The first mistake is taking a sensational press report at face value. An autopsy would tell the tale.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:28 PM (Ttb76)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2025 11:29 PM (V9cMX)
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at July 28, 2025 11:29 PM (ERYKL)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:30 PM (TzkcV)
I guess the adjective "free" does not suggest to its user that one is free to pursue truly valuable communal wisdom elsewhere.
As I said, "The ONT is comprised of ASCII text and disappointment".
Got some bills to pay ... see you in the tech thread.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at July 28, 2025 11:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:22 PM (VofaG)
With a daily breakfast like that, neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these digestibles from the swift and certain completion of their appointed rounds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2025 11:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:31 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2025 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:33 PM (TzkcV)
Oatmeal is more my go to from.Fall to Spring, bit hot in summer.
Oh and I might argue a beer only intake, need citrus in there to fight scurvy. So a variable beer could be a big help.
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2025 11:33 PM (g1XnB)
Not enough calories for what? It depends anyhow - how much did he weigh?
Keep in mind body fat is 4000 calories per pound. Many if not most people in the West can stand to lose (quite) a few pounds. This is also becoming a problem in the Orient. Obesity, metabolic syndrome, full blown type II Diabetes.
With adequate electrolytes fasting for a month is no problem per se. The human body is beautifully designed (or adapted) to burn fat. That’s what it’s for, it ain’t for decoration that’s for sure.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:34 PM (Ttb76)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:34 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:22 PM (VofaG)
With a daily breakfast like that, neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these digestibles from the swift and certain completion of their appointed rounds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2025 11:30 PM (wVcYX)
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (VofaG)
That's not enough food or water for anyone. If these were Michelob Ultras, well, it was intentional. Get yourself some liquid bread from the German monks who perfected it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (ZzBhN)
Have a great night.
Posted by: Joyenz at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (sPQoU)
A different story on that same website in the sidebar of the beer story says that in Japan, plastic toy guns won from arcade claw games are capable of firing real ammunition.
https://tinyurl.com/mu458muf
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:36 PM (TzkcV)
Fighting bulls in Spain!
It's just enough calories. Let your inhumanity fuel the rest, brother.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2025 11:37 PM (V9cMX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (VofaG)
+1. Chronic, even occasional, irregularity can be suboptimal for comfort.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2025 11:37 PM (wVcYX)
https://tinyurl.com/mu458muf
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 28, 2025 11:35 PM (144I4)
Almost went with that story too!
Posted by: Doof at July 28, 2025 11:37 PM (QMAsf)
I am glad I tried it, but I wouldn't have it again. It was interesting, to put it diplomatically. It is a very different chili than you're used to, I promise. I can definitely see why some people detest it.
If you go, I suggest you don't get the large. A small is probably more than enough.
Posted by: 496 at July 28, 2025 11:37 PM (52+rt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:38 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - altogether disparate at July 28, 2025 11:38 PM (f+yIF)
Posted by: pookysgirl has lived in Iowa most of her life at July 28, 2025 11:39 PM (Wt5PA)
https://tinyurl.com/4hwsbbcz
I'm reading this guy was a football player who didn't make the NFL and that the NFL has offices in the Park Ave. building? Is that correct?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2025 11:39 PM (sTuNG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:40 PM (VofaG)
Does anyone have any suggestions on whether to try thr booyah if I can even find it?
Posted by: 496 at July 28, 2025 11:40 PM (52+rt)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Are two prunes enough? Is six too many?
Posted by: Give Send Go at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (TzkcV)
Derecho. It’s the latest in Weather channel lingo.
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2025 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 11:43 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 28, 2025 11:29 PM (V9cMX)
I do something very similar, just no granny smiths. Once cooked, I add raisins and chopped walnuts to warm through. To me, that little splash of milk makes oatmeal much more appealing (read: gives it flavor).
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:43 PM (gKDq2)
It needs sediment. No filters. In a brown bottle. If you can see through your beer you can't live on it.
Now I'm thirsty with 2 hours left at work.
Posted by: Reforger at July 28, 2025 11:43 PM (TOnMl)
This is more a strike against Washington's character than a positive. Imagine Hunter's will:
"After amassing an impressive archive of CP and a cellar stuffed with phat staxx of heroin and the finest Bolivian cocaine, all of which I much enjoyed whilst alive, thank you very much, upon my demise I should like my descendents to be rid of it all."
Would we think more kindly of Hunter after reading this?
Posted by: gKWVE at July 28, 2025 11:44 PM (gKWVE)
I like it made with milk, a pat of butter, salt, brown sugar, and Cinnamon. “Old Fashioned” please, the real stuff. Kephart was not a fan of Oatmeal, claimed it doesn’t stick to the ribs. I think he was maybe right about that. It’s filling, though not for long. Fairly good percentage of Protein for a grain. Better for your Horse, I bet they like it.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:44 PM (Jvwhn)
Posted by: You Can't Tuna Fish at July 28, 2025 11:45 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:40 PM (VofaG)
My Grandpa had a chicken ranch just North of Los Angelas, with 20K chickens... when we were there Grandma LIVED in the kitchen... Breakfast was big and beautiful, and anytime before about 9 AM... after that it was preppin for Lunch.
Grandpa and his Ranch Hands would start work at 4:30 AM, so they could gather, then grade the egss... so they could be delivered to Restaurants as far as Hollyweird before they would open.
Made a good living at that for many years...
Posted by: Ad Agency for Beer Company at July 28, 2025 11:45 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:47 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:48 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2025 11:48 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Give Send Go at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (G5+As)
However much keeps the mail moving.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 28, 2025 11:48 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:36 PM (TzkcV)
To hell with ambrosia, sausage biscuits are the breakfast food of the gods.
I first put a sausage patty on a biscuit when I was about 8; Mom was slightly annoyed*. Haven't stopped yet.
* Then she learned if she burned the biscuits, I'd still eat 'em, with sausage patties. So there's that.
Human garbage disposal.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:49 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: gKWVE at July 28, 2025 11:49 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:50 PM (VofaG)
*******
I thought a Nevada "chicken ranch" was something else entirely.
Posted by: Cosda at July 28, 2025 11:51 PM (4VuaG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2025 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at July 28, 2025 11:47 PM (AOsQT)
Chuck's dead. Luigi is in jail. Any other Mangiones running around?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 28, 2025 11:52 PM (o9S4q)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:53 PM (Jvwhn)
Posted by: Give Send Go at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (G5+As)
I can confirm, via a friend's dad, that a pint jar of my Mom's pickled figs was too much.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:54 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: Mr. Bun at the Green Midget Cafe in Bromley at July 28, 2025 11:54 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Give Send Go at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (G5+As)
I can confirm, via a friend's dad, that a pint jar of my Mom's pickled figs was too much.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:54 PM (gKDq2)
Had a brother drink a whole bottle of prune juice on a bet. He both won and lost...there was a rumbling sound when he finished.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr. Bun at the Green Midget Cafe in Bromley at July 28, 2025 11:54 PM (wVcYX)
I'll hold for the lobster thermidor and spam...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:48 PM (TzkcV)
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Connection?
His Las Vegas landlord?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (sTuNG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2025 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
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"Sunsweet marches on!"
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 28, 2025 11:56 PM (sTuNG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:57 PM (VofaG)
“Why, yessir I like the Army jes’ fine! They let us sleep in till five…”
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 11:58 PM (Jvwhn)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at July 28, 2025 11:58 PM (EmOFw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 28, 2025 11:59 PM (TzkcV)
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2025 11:41 PM (VofaG)
You'd think I'd remember the term, since one nearly took out Pooky's aunt's house a few years ago. Oh well......
Posted by: pookysgirl has lived in Iowa most of her life at July 28, 2025 11:59 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
Then the sheriff came around in the middle of the night ...
Posted by: Steve Earle at July 29, 2025 12:00 AM (GlBdf)
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2025 12:00 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 28, 2025 11:55 PM (ynpvh)
My friend heard his father shout/grunting from the toilet, 'GODDAMN the Z's'.
My Mom was amused and said to him at Church, 'Jack, you're not supposed to eat the whole jar'.
Funny thing is, we didn't have a fig tree, the neighbor did. My Mom felt any figs growing over her side of the fence were hers.
Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2025 12:01 AM (gKDq2)
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:01 AM (Jvwhn)
that's what the haters are going with
Posted by: Don Black'
What I like about this whole thing is not only has it pissed off the Wokes but exposed them as humorless scolds looking for any reason, like that above, to be outraged (to those that did not already know it.)
Posted by: Ripley at July 29, 2025 12:03 AM (PTDkx)
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:01 AM (Jvwhn)
Macadamia crunch popcorn is so damned good
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 12:04 AM (WF/xn)
When I was stationed in Hawaii, they had Macadamia nuts at the Commissary or Shopettes at not too bad a price. I bought a jar, and ate the whole jar. Dang, they are tasty! I bought another jar. Ate that too.
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater
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Similar story with coconut milk when knocking around Asia. So smooth, so tasty after a hot day in Beijing... have another can of the stuff. Another.
Oops.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2025 12:05 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 12:06 AM (QB+5g)
I am glad I tried it, but I wouldn't have it again. It was interesting, to put it diplomatically. It is a very different chili than you're used to, I promise. I can definitely see why some people detest it.
If you go, I suggest you don't get the large. A small is probably more than enough.
Posted by: 496 at July 28, 2025 11:37 PM (52+rt)
I was coming to say something like this. My description at the time was 'aggressively mediocre.' I heard so many positive comments about it from Ohio folks that I think the hidden spice is nostalgia.
Posted by: Nerd Herd at July 29, 2025 12:06 AM (6nQni)
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:01 AM (Jvwhn)
Macadamia crunch popcorn is so damned good
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 29, 2025 12:04 AM (WF/xn)
Don't eat too many coconuts...
Posted by: Tom Hanks as Chuck Noland at July 29, 2025 12:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nerd Herd at July 29, 2025 12:08 AM (6nQni)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at July 28, 2025 11:58 PM (EmOFw)
Agree but Sydney Sweeny in American Eagle commercial >>>> Christina Hendricks in Drive
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2025 12:08 AM (VofaG)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 12:12 AM (EcGlk)
Posted by: polynikes
I remember derecho(s) in the news thirty years ago.
Wiki has article on the biggest and bestest.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2025 12:15 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: polynikes
They don't pick up as much lint when you carry them in your pocket.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2025 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)
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well, the haters took the word 'jeans' and decided the makers of the ad secretly meant 'genes', then Sweeney said something about her blue eyes (because it ties in with 'blue' jeans), and presto change-o, it's an ad for white supremacy.
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2025 12:17 AM (AOsQT)
Oops
Posted by: Common Tater
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Try the candlenut next time.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 29, 2025 12:17 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2025 12:19 AM (AOsQT)
I assumed, until he died today at age 97, that he probably died decades ago.
That happens a lot. If a celeb lives long enough, people forget about him/her & assume they must've died way back when.
Irving Berlin was like that. Nobody knew he was alive... until he died. Lots of others.
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2025 12:20 AM (kd60y)
Wretched stuff. Also cod liver oil.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 12:21 AM (EcGlk)
Posted by: far cry at July 29, 2025 12:21 AM (GlBdf)
It's amazing what we are now bowdlerizing to not piss off the internet, whether it's algorithms or people.
Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2025 12:22 AM (T8x9U)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 29, 2025 12:22 AM (0nHVk)
Oops.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2025 12:05 AM (lCaJd)
Cashews are my downfall. I love them, too, which means if I sit down with a can of them to watch a movie or whatever, I have to be really careful to not get distracted and start shoveling them in. Too many and...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2025 12:22 AM (qpyNK)
Well, she is pretty white, and damn she's pretty supreme.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 12:23 AM (snZF9)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2025 12:17 AM (AOsQT)
Because, obviously, all white people have blue eyes. I just spell "blue" h-a-z-e-l.
Posted by: GWB at July 29, 2025 12:24 AM (T8x9U)
Posted by: mnw at July 29, 2025 12:20 AM (kd60y)
Then you get the guys like Abe Vigoda, Tom Waits, and Wilford Brimley, who were born looking old.
Vigoda was only 50 when he was on Barney Miller.
I'll bet none of those guys ever had a problem with getting carded for liquor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 29, 2025 12:24 AM (qpyNK)
@iowahawkblog
I'm neither a Nazi nor a marketing expert, but gotta say that screaming that an attractive young woman in a blue jeans advertisement is Nazi-coded is probably the worst anti-Nazi campaign ever devised
Posted by: From the intertubes at July 29, 2025 12:26 AM (6nQni)
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2025 12:28 AM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2025 12:31 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:34 AM (B8LvX)
Posted by: scampydog at July 29, 2025 12:35 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
I always wanted to hear James Earl Jones, with his unique voice say, "Can You Dig It!?"
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 12:41 AM (EcGlk)
Ya hafta have a grudging respect for pulling that off, that’s pretty amazing and took many years of dedication.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:42 AM (B8LvX)
That is, using his own name.
His epic reply:
Van Halen is literally my f--king name, you grape.
https://is.gd/NBirQJ
I'm still waiting for someone to be enough of a grape that I can call them a grape.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 12:45 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 12:42 AM (B8LvX)
Fixed that right up for ya.
Posted by: RickZ at July 29, 2025 12:46 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Don't forget State.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 12:46 AM (gcOgI)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 12:48 AM (gcOgI)
Well, she is pretty white, and damn she's pretty supreme.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I would be willing to help propagate the white race with her.
Though I don't have the blond/blue Aryan genetics, I am largely German.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 12:50 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 29, 2025 12:50 AM (3/XaG)
*taps chin*
Of course, what I know about music would fit on a postage stamp.
Posted by: far cry at July 29, 2025 12:50 AM (GlBdf)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover
Special Hell may have been worth it.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 12:53 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ripley
I had a comment until the parenthetical.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 12:55 AM (DgGvY)
George Orwell would call this a weak, non-anglo sentence. Instead direct positive language that Pickett was descended from slaves it uses a weak passive voice saying, enslaved African Americans instead of the more direct and clear, descended from slaves. We know where the slaves came from, The sentence is too wordy dumbing down the reader with excessive and needless editorial language.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 12:59 AM (gcOgI)
https://tinyurl.com/mu458muf
Posted by: haffhowershower
You wanna try firing a real bullet from a "revolver" made of 100% Chinese-import-toy-quality plastic?
Have fun! Please make sure I'm not within a mile when you do it.
I'll say some nice words at your funeral about how you held to the highest level of the "hold my beer and watch this" lifestyle.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 01:02 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: scampydog at July 29, 2025 01:02 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: mikeski
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They say the dark Germans were descended from Mongels.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 01:04 AM (gcOgI)
Posted by: mikeski
>The plastic hammer lodged in your cheekbone is only a flesh wound. Sack up, Nancy!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 01:07 AM (EcGlk)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at July 29, 2025 01:08 AM (ozaHh)
I am triggered by the photo of rain at the top of the post. We need rain bad here, and that is just rain supremacist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mikeski
They say the dark Germans were descended from Mongels.
Posted by: Braenyard
We were German peasants, not nobility, so unless there were Mongols there in the late 1800s, I wouldn't have a clue if I was just a pawn in game of life or not. No easy way to trace back past the first few levels of great-grandparenthood.
Posted by: mikeski at July 29, 2025 01:09 AM (DgGvY)
Bill Gates is my favorite.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at July 29, 2025 01:11 AM (gcOgI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
You can have ours! The trees are so waterlogged that it's not taking much of a breeze to bring branches down. Cleanup from our heavy winds tonight is going to get messy. And my lawn now resembles a jungle, but that might be because my 15-year-old "lawnmower" keeps going on vacation.
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to put out a rain barrel for her fellow Morons at July 29, 2025 01:12 AM (Wt5PA)
I broke 100F here locally with the weather station the past two days. 100.6F on the 27th, and 100.8F on the 28th. That's the first time it hit 100F since I put the station up in May of 2024. Incidentally, the "heat index" it calculates hit a max of 115F some time ago. The dew point, while high, wasn't high enough this time, and the max there was just 110ish the past couple of days.
And GSP NWS has been having fun, setting a record and tying a couple more. They set the daily high record for the 27th, and tied the highest low for that day. CLT also set a record high for the one of those days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:14 AM (w6EFb)
We need equitable rain redistribution. COngress needs to get on this legislation. ANd rain reparations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 29, 2025 01:17 AM (0nHVk)
Fucking one-uppers always win the argument!
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at July 29, 2025 01:22 AM (EcGlk)
Posted by: pookysgirl, only slightly trapped at July 29, 2025 01:23 AM (Wt5PA)
Akshually-- it was only enough to spatter my windshield. Everything is still bone-dry.
Maybe in another week or two? Until then, I get to drag the sprinklers 'round the yard & hope for the best.
Posted by: JQ at July 29, 2025 01:27 AM (rdVOm)
Been a long day of yard work and I need some quiet time out on the deck with Cat. He's my lil buddy!
Posted by: JQ at July 29, 2025 01:33 AM (rdVOm)
I'm at 2.09" for July. Normal for July here is 4.82". Thanks to a wet May, I'm still right at normal for the year. But June and now July were below, and it's getting pretty dry here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at July 29, 2025 01:35 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2025 01:36 AM (unvNj)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2025 01:39 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: a dude in MI at July 29, 2025 01:40 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 29, 2025 01:41 AM (0nHVk)
Mama's platelets bottomed out early this morning at 3K/uL. That's just 2% of the low end of the normal range, 150K. The steroids and immunoglobulin treatment did seem to kick in and got up to 13K by noon. That's still crazy low.
They got her transferred, finally, to Greenville Memorial, where all the hematologists and other specialists are this evening. We'll see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Skip, feel better, a family on my street are all recovering from a sickness like that, it kind of spread right through the house.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 29, 2025 01:45 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 01:47 AM (snZF9)
Of late, I've gotten fascinated with the earth's rotation, the speed and the polar motion. Since 2020, the Erf has sped up a smidge, and has been clocking yearly mean mean solar days a little less than 24 hours of atomic time. As such, DUT1, the difference between astronomical time (think of this as a count of synodic rotations) and UTC has been increasing every so slightly. A negative leap second is a possibility around 2029.
However, while it's still been going fast the past couple months, it hasn't been quite as fast as was predicted two months ago, and in fact, the current DUT1 value is a little below the uncertainty of that 2 month prediction. This means the unpredictable components are being unpredictable. :-)
That's the speed. Now, polar motion ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:48 AM (w6EFb)
I enjoy reading about your mechanical adventures!
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Hi, Debby!
It's finally cool enough to sit outside. 100 here today, bleh!
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Prayers continuing for you, Teresa. And publius' mom!
OK, really g'night...
Posted by: JQ at July 29, 2025 01:48 AM (rdVOm)
Now polar motion. There's two components of this. One, called Chandler wobble, or polar wander, is the motion of the pole relative to the surface of the earth. The other is about the movement of the axis relative to free space.
Now, something I wasn't aware of. There is a strong correlation between the polar wander component, and the error in the free space part (true vs predicted) and the 11 year solar cycle.
IOW, something about the Sun is influencing this. Just what that is (magnetic?) is not really understood.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 01:51 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2025 01:52 AM (7x9jd)
Posted by: Mark at July 29, 2025 01:54 AM (gP8ie)
I can hear trucks and chainsaws, we don't wait to clean up around here!
Posted by: pookysgirl only has a mini chainsaw at July 29, 2025 01:56 AM (Wt5PA)
Holy cow! Really?
Need to check this out.
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 01:58 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Mark
You'll know it when you hear it.
Posted by: potter mikeski at July 29, 2025 01:59 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mark at July 29, 2025 01:54 AM (gP8ie)
One is a solo, the other is a solo performance.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 02:02 AM (snZF9)
Yep, and it's been known for some time. I didn't stumble on this until today. Doing those complicated statistical analysis, I forget what they call it, where you say the variation in this variable is "x %" explained by the variation in this other variable, it's about 60% for polar motion. 60% of the polar motion tracks with the solar cycle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 02:03 AM (w6EFb)
However, due to the prominent role of jazz in American music, a solo, outside of classical music, implies a certain degree of improvisation.
Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2025 02:06 AM (7x9jd)
Posted by: buddhaha at July 29, 2025 01:52 AM (7x9jd)
No, putting it together in basically stock configuration. I was always satisfied with the way it shifted, and that truck does not get much use as a trailer hauler.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2025 02:06 AM (/tezc)
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 02:08 AM (QB+5g)
Now all quiet and the lights are out. Must have seen me.
Anyway evening everyone.
Posted by: Reforger at July 29, 2025 02:09 AM (TOnMl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 29, 2025 02:12 AM (/tezc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 29, 2025 02:17 AM (0nHVk)
What has been known for a long time, the variation or the correlation? 60% coupling of a periodic function is hard to miss. I don't get it.
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 02:22 AM (QB+5g)
Here's a 2003 paper that comes up. There's some others I'll track down. I saw reference to this correlation on X somewhere today, can't remember exactly -- I was following a bunch of links:
https://tinyurl.com/22lex4n7
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 02:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Adriane the By That Definition, I am a Worm Critic . . . at July 29, 2025 02:27 AM (3ZUWJ)
The 60% thing is some analysis by one of those accounts on X I was looking at. So, not "official".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 02:27 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yes. They were activities of "the flesh" like dancing, eating, and drinking, as opposed to activities of the Spirit, such as fasting, church, and prayer.
Posted by: Adriane the By That Definition, I am a Worm Critic . . . at July 29, 2025 02:31 AM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 02:35 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2025 01:47 AM (snZF9)
Is his name Epstein?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 29, 2025 02:44 AM (1Gsou)
It appears that Grok may have access and is throwing all kinds of shade on the possible correlation. Citing things in the paper I cannot access other than the summation on the Web.
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 03:12 AM (QB+5g)
He said it broke the tension.
Posted by: RickZ at July 28, 2025 11:07 PM (gKDq2)
Funny!
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 03:16 AM (aURVT)
Here's another one:
https://tinyurl.com/7npw955t
And this one (pdf):
https://tinyurl.com/5n7yyzme
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 03:16 AM (w6EFb)
The main paper, from 2003, is the first I posted above,
https://tinyurl.com/22lex4n7
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 03:25 AM (w6EFb)
... osmotic demyelination syndrome where your neurons literally come apart.
Oops! Oopsie!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at July 28, 2025 10:53 PM (lVdB3)
Yikes!
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 03:29 AM (aURVT)
The main short term driver of the variation of the earth's rotation is thought to be atmospheric angular momentum exchange. Also, ocean current angular mometum exchange.
The gravitational torques on the earth (sun, moon, tidal, planetary) only either change direction, or slow it down, ie long term tidal friction. So, what can speed it up? Mass redistribution and changes in the moment of inertia from that is one.
The atmosphere plays a big role as well. This a closed system. When the wind gets started blowing, it has to push against something, and that's the earth. Also, the ocean currents. And that right there is what can speed the earth up over the short term. The large changes in the atmospheric angular momentum. Heat from the Sun provides the energy to do this, but doesn't transfer angular momentum directly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 03:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2025 03:32 AM (+qU29)
So, what they think correlates with the solar cycle, is that atmospheric angular momentum exchange process is modulated by the solar cycle somehow. You know the controversy over how much the sun affects climate (globull warming and all that).
There are some who think that somehow there is another mechanism of angular momentum exchange with the sun, magnetic via solar wind, CMEs, and all that. But naive calculations of that show that is way too small. Unless, there is something else unknown going on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 29, 2025 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
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Please excuse Publius for being late to school this morning. I have no idea what he’s talking about, but it sounds plausible.
Publius’s Mom
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2025 03:57 AM (ET441)
An old buddy of mine lived alone, and I would bring him food once in a while. “I like ‘em” he says. Well, what about Chicken Pesto Pasta? Yep, he liked it. Not too picky I guess.
The wind up was, I told him “Yeah the real test, I bet your dog won’t eat that”. Later, upon inquiry, he claimed she would, a miniature dobie. No accounting for taste, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2025 10:49 PM (dBJdm)
Great story, Common Tater!
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 03:59 AM (aURVT)
His son has had a rough life.
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 04:01 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2025 04:05 AM (+qU29)
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 04:33 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: m at July 29, 2025 04:34 AM (aURVT)
Posted by: my new indian name at July 29, 2025 05:26 AM (TIenY)
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 29, 2025 05:31 AM (vm8sq)
If you wander back here, I am very interested in both the possible correlation and the seeming disparity between it's response.
I "confronted Grok with the new info you provided and it seems to be changing course.
I would enjoy corresponding with you off-blog about this.
Posted by: pawn at July 29, 2025 07:28 AM (QB+5g)
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