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Real News Network CNN Interviews Doctor Who Claims Trump's Health Is Poor.
They Omit to Mention This Doctor Is Not a Real Doctor.

That headline substantially undersells the story.

She's not a practicing doctor, she's a "Health Equity Director" (DEI hire who makes DEI accusations about the medical system) for the famously non-partisan NAACP.

And that's not the juiciest tidbit.

CNN Doctor Who Raised Alarms Over Trump Diagnosis Is an NAACP 'Health Equity' Director, Not a Practicing Physician


Chris Pernell works to 'drive equitable health outcomes and transform healthcare systems through a comprehensive socioeconomic approach valuing the whole person'

A CNN doctor who painted a dark picture of President Donald Trump's health appears not to have practiced medicine since her residency, instead spending her career as a diversity, equity, and inclusion specialist.

But that doesn't mean she's unreliable.

She is also an "apostle" of a church whose leader describes Trump as the "antichrist."

Ah.

Well she might have some light bias, then.


Chris Pernell, a frequent television doctor on CNN and other news stations, warned last week that President Trump's broadly unremarkable diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency could be more than it seemed.

"It is a disease that is progressive," Pernell said. "And what that means is that if there aren't conservative treatments, elevation, compression, medication, if needed, to treat accompanying ulcers or skin changes, it can worsen and actually put a person at risk for deep venous thrombosis."

"Doctor" Pernell is right: People who are 78 years old tend to suffer from a progressive medical condition called "aging."


Though Pernell does have an M.D. from the Duke University School of Medicine and completed a residency with the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, her LinkedIn page does not mention having treated patients. After completing her degree at Duke, receiving a Master's degree in public health from Columbia, and her time with Johns Hopkins, Pernell served as "Chief Strategic Integration and Health Equity Officer" at University Hospital in Newark, New Jersey. In that role, she drafted the hospital's first "equity and inclusion strategy," hired the hospital's first "director of equity and inclusion," and instituted mandatory implicit bias and structural racism training.

Sounds like she was a DEI "doctor" all along, and bailed out before she started murdering people through malpractice.

Pernell said during an October 2022 appearance on the Karen Hunter Show that she faced multiple compliance probes from hospital leadership, stemming in large part from her public criticism of Trump and Republicans. In 2021, for instance, she compared vaccine-skeptical Americans to white supremacists on MSNBC's airwaves.

Pernell had resigned from the hospital a month earlier after an intensive and unsuccessful campaign to become CEO. She claimed during her conversation with Hunter that she had been "forced out," blaming her departure on...

You'll never guess the last word in that sentence. Go ahead, guess. You'll never get it.

... racism.

Okay so you got it. What do you want, a parade?


"I have had an outpouring of physicians--in particular black physicians, black corporate executives, women generally, and people throughout the field of medicine and public health--stand up and say, 'What happened to you, unfortunately, is a part of a pattern of abuse,'" Pernell said. "'It is an abusive relationship between white power structures and black executives.'"


...

Pernell's work in the Garden State also led to her being tapped to serve on the New Jersey Reparations Council as a member of its health equity committee. In that capacity, she approved a report calling not only for reparations but also for non-citizen voting, ending deportations, and a new state agency that "would disproportionately serve to expand homeownership to Black New Jersey families."

In addition to her work on equity, Pernell has also pursued an ecclesiastical career as an "apostle" of the Bet Hashem YHWH church movement founded by her brother, Timothy Pernell Jr.

Timothy Pernell Jr. has described white Evangelical Christians as agents of Satan.

"White evangelicals call pedophile Trump, anointed, called, chosen, and appointed by Christ," he wrote last week on Facebook. "They are SICK !!!!!! Trump is a pedophile and a rapist and an antichrist. White evangelicals have done the work of Satan and attempted to destroyed [sic] America."

More at the link.

A Timeline Witch just emailed me: "That DEI bitch be crazy. She's distracting from the important work the rest of us useless eaters are doing to reunite the timelines."

Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 03:26 PM (ULPxl)

2 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)

3 Not foist...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:26 PM (mP0Kj)

4 >>>They Omit to Mention This Doctor Is Not a Real Doctor.

lol, not surprising, really.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 03:27 PM (i24o9)

5 Trump should claim to have a stutter. That pretty much makes any and every medical claim irrelevant, right?

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 23, 2025 03:27 PM (UAzxw)

6 When are the racists at the NAACP going to change the acronym to the NAAAAP?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 03:28 PM (ULPxl)

7 He's healthy enough to have schadenboner priapism.

Posted by: zombie at July 23, 2025 03:28 PM (pMi6S)

8 This isn't an episode of Loki. Once the timelines split you can't collapse them back. Someone clearly flunked Temporal Physics 101.

Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2025 03:28 PM (Hucnr)

9 It's scary how many nuts are out there...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:28 PM (VE6XX)

10 THIS is CNN.

Gosh, remember when that line commanded a little bit of respect in the 1990s?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (a/dOO)

11 Well, if I come across any hurt or sick DEIs, I'll send them to her.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (krQz2)

12 Do Timeline Witches outrank Lesbian Space Witches, or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (ULPxl)

13 I trust the experts.

And if they're on TV, they must be experts, right?

Posted by: zombie at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (pMi6S)

14 I'm so old I remember when the FNM told us anyone trying to diagnose the president remotely was not only wrong, but anti-scientific hate speech.

Of course everyone over the age of 1 is also old enough to remember that

Posted by: Modern D&D at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (t0Rmr)

15 She's not a doctor doctor. More a Dr. Pepper doctor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

16
Ah.

Well she might have some light bias, then.

I*m sure she takes her bias into account whenever she goes off on orange hitler and nazis and shit.

Posted by: Clay at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (JQvHc)

17 You'll never guess the last word in that sentence. Go ahead, guess. You'll never get it.


... racism.


Damn I had "Global Warming"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (dfIr7)

18 instead spending her career as a diversity, equity, and inclusion specialist.
......

So she's useless.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (UjdFS)

19 They did the Energizer Bunny joke!
"I am not a doctor. But if I was..."

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (gKWVE)

20 "White evangelicals call pedophile Trump, anointed, called, chosen, and appointed by Christ," he wrote last week on Facebook. "They are SICK !!!!!! Trump is a pedophile and a rapist and an antichrist. White evangelicals have done the work of Satan and attempted to destroyed [sic] America."
----
Uh, I think this dude may be confusing the current POTUS with the previous occupant of the White House.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (7fElN)

21 Your mileage may vary, however, you walk your own Camino.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (YlWIZ)

22 This is about "Dr." Jill, isn't it?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 23, 2025 03:30 PM (n1KD5)

23 "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (h0r72)

24 That's a better guess than I had, Christopher. I went with Net Neutrality.

Posted by: nogooddeed at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (4Af9R)

25 CNN called Trump over their silly obsession, having found photos and video clips from the 90s of Trump and Epstein.

Trump called them "fake news" repeatedly and then hung up on them.

"we are too real news, Mr. President!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (VMT/Y)

26 Which iteration of Doctor Who is this?

Posted by: Just reporting at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (ZPR3I)

27 Just saw an interesting observation...

Nixon spied on his political enemies... even used the FBI... and lied about it.

He resigned....

Obama? Biden?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (mP0Kj)

28 I'm fatigued by people like this. It's not green fatigue. Not purple. Not red. It'll come to me.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (bNf8H)

29 "Fired because of racism". Right, the hospital staff only just realized that somehow there was a black person working at the hospital and fired her.

Posted by: Josephistan at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (vZBCC)

30 Now the 23 people who still watch CNN will think Trump is in ill health. On no!

Posted by: zombie at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (pMi6S)

31 >>> People who are 78 years old tend to suffer from a progressive medical condition called "aging."

Or the alternative....

Posted by: m at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (aURVT)

32 It's scary how many nuts are out there...

I don't think there are actually that many more nuts out there, its just these days they get grants and jobs and a microphone. In the past they'd just be the nutty lady at the office who thinks that the earth is flat or the crazy guy walking down the street who says he's Napoleon.

Now they are deciding policy and hiring

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (dfIr7)

33 "... racism.
Okay so you got it. What do you want, a parade?"
Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM

No, I want a day named after me.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (k9OZB)

34 She's an apostle of a church who hates Trump?
How much did the state department pay them?


X.com/ProfMJCleveland/status/1948070032145031599

Posted by: 29Victor at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (j6Ika)

35 She's not a doctor doctor. More a Dr. Pepper doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl)
---
Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama is more qualified than this lady.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (7fElN)

36 It's like having Bill Nye, with his Bachelor's degree and failed stand-up comedian career, be one of your experts on Climate Change!

It's all the same shit.

Posted by: Otto Pen at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (sJHOI)

37 Trump has fake prostate cancer.
LEAVE HIM ALONE

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

38 15 She's not a doctor doctor. More a Dr. Pepper doctor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Lying Dogface Pony Soldier at July 23, 2025 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

Stayed at a Holiday Inn?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (mP0Kj)

39 "They are SICK !!!!!! Trump is a pedophile and a rapist and an antichrist. White evangelicals have done the work of Satan and attempted to destroyed [sic] America."


I like how "antichrist" is third.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (pIfcn)

40 30 Now the 23 people who still watch CNN will think Trump is in ill health. On no!
Posted by: zombie at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (pMi6S)

But then they'll all go on Facebook!

Posted by: m at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (aURVT)

41 >>>Though Pernell does have an M.D. from the Duke University School of Medicine and completed a residency with the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health, her LinkedIn page does not mention having treated patients.

Just when I thought I couldn't think less of Duke.

She was also an "anti-racist" covidiot.

https://tinyurl.com/5frmb628

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (i24o9)

42 Ah, yes. The cattle are arguing over which rancher should own the ranch and which cowboys they hate the most.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (vd6bO)

43 an "apostle" of a church whose leader describes Trump as the "antichrist."

Must be in the epistle 4 John.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (gKWVE)

44 Were I to be hospitalized, I would pick Nairobi over Newark.

Posted by: Feeling Flushed at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (G5+As)

45 That's a better guess than I had, Christopher. I went with Net Neutrality

We'll get them in the bonus round!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (dfIr7)

46 36 It's like having Bill Nye, with his Bachelor's degree and failed stand-up comedian career, be one of your experts on Climate Change!

It's all the same shit.
Posted by: Otto Pen at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (sJHOI)


That's Bill Nye the Science guy hater !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (VE6XX)

47 Quick poll, and you cannot choose Option 3: death (as death is at least likely with both Option 1 and Option 2). If you need urgent medical attention, who would you trust more to treat you?

Option 1: "Dr." Chris Pernell
Option 2: "Dr." Jill Biden

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (a/dOO)

48 ... And the medal for shilling for the Dems goes to...

This reporter!
---
Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll

WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."
---
And then Rasmussen provides this context:
---
Criminal Resource Manual: "Conspiracy is a continuing offense ... An individual's "withdrawal" from a conspiracy starts the statute of limitations running so as to that individual. "Withdrawal" from a conspiracy for this purpose means that the conspirator must take affirmative action by making a clean breast to the authorities or communicating his or her disassociation to the other conspirators."
---

That's some shilling there!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (krQz2)

49 ... racism.

Posted by: Ace
----------

Holy crap ace just outed my full handle.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (h0r72)

50 33 "... racism.
Okay so you got it. What do you want, a parade?"
Posted by: Ace at 03:25 PM

No, I want a day named after me.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (k9OZB)

On Hobbitday do we get second Breakfast?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

51 Quick poll, and you cannot choose Option 3: death (as death is at least likely with both Option 1 and Option 2). If you need urgent medical attention, who would you trust more to treat you?

Option 1: "Dr." Chris Pernell
Option 2: "Dr." Jill Biden
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (a/dOO)
---
Death.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (krQz2)

52 Dr Pepper is a quack.

His only prescription for anything is Dr Pepper.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (fV+MH)

53 THIS is CNN.

Gosh, remember when that line commanded a little bit of respect in the 1990s?
---
You mean back when they were suppressing any reports of Saddam's atrocities in order to maintain their insider access to Saddam?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (VMT/Y)

54 I like how "antichrist" is third.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (pIfcn)

I swear this is pretty much exactly why I come here.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (h0r72)

55 My 95 yr old mother has had chronic venous insufficiency for about 15 years. Considering Trump's current high energy level, this might be a big problem when he's 100 yrs old. Maybe. Might get him at 105

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (w6EFb)

56 Trump has fake prostate cancer.
LEAVE HIM ALONE

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (UjdFS)

It's a stutter.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 03:34 PM (i24o9)

57
People who are 78 years old tend to suffer from a progressive medical condition called "aging."


On the upside, there's a 100% effective cure for aging called-

death.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (iJfKG)

58 Only shocking bit about this story is that she's not competing with Stacey Abrams for biggest BMI.

Posted by: Ravenmother at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (N0ATm)

59 THIS is CNN.

Gosh, remember when that line commanded a little bit of respect in the 1990s?

It was the James Earl Jones voice that did it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (rtIvC)

60 In 2021, for instance, she compared vaccine-skeptical Americans to white supremacists on MSNBC's airwaves.

Yeah, I know I immediately grabbed a copy of Mein Kampf to determine whether or not I wanted to take an experimental shot being pimped by socialists.

You got me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (6ydKt)

61 But he stayed at a Holiday Inn the night before...

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (YwEeS)

62 On Hobbitday do we get second Breakfast?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2025 03:33 PM (mP0Kj)

Absolutely! Seven meals on Hobbitday!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (k9OZB)

63 Who needs real doctors anyways, they just start pulling out all kinds of HIPA restriction arguments and ethical stuff when we ask them to diagnose Trump being senile based on one video that we edited.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (e5NfL)

64
WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)

65 It's like having Bill Nye, with his Bachelor's degree and failed stand-up comedian career, be one of your experts on Climate Change![/]

His best work was Speed Walker in Almost Life. But he had a really annoying skeptic character who didn't get a lot of laughs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:36 PM (dfIr7)

66 26 Which iteration of Doctor Who is this?
Posted by: Just reporting at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (ZPR3I)

Doctor Who Cares

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2025 03:36 PM (Pce4l)

67 “Drive equitable health outcomes…” etc.

What kind of bullshit is that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (Pce4l)

68 No matter how much I hate CNN, it isn't enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

69 I'm fatigued by people like this. It's not green fatigue. Not purple. Not red. It'll come to me.
--
Always offended
Never embarrassed
Always entitled
Never accountable

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (VMT/Y)

70 I am giving up tags for today I think

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (dfIr7)

71 Do not take Death if you are allergic to Death.

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (fV+MH)

72 Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama is more qualified than this lady.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Dr. Nick, graduate of Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (77rzZ)

73 She is also an "apostle" of a church whose leader describes Trump as the "antichrist."

so many denominations where the congregants assign themselves the "apostle" or "prophet" designation

what qualifications do they bring to these honorifics?

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (dCxaZ)

74 Okay so you got it. What do you want, a parade?

I'll settle for a cookie.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (/HDaX)

75
But can the bitch write me a nice prescription?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (bk5Wq)

76 >> Pernell said. "'It is an abusive relationship between white power structures and black executives.'"


Sure, Jan.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (oSEaw)

77 off topic but oh boy: from the boob:

BBC
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

[surprise]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (CWTWj)

78 It's like having Bill Nye, with his Bachelor's degree and failed stand-up comedian career, be one of your experts on Climate Change![/]

His best work was Speed Walker in Almost Life. But he had a really annoying skeptic character who didn't get a lot of laughs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:36 PM (dfIr7)


He was the worst of the High Fiving White Guys.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (W/lyH)

79 It was the James Earl Jones voice that did it.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (rtIvC)

That may have been one of Ted Turner's best spends. James Earl Jones' voice rumbling that line probably netted them a full ratings point and therefore who knows how many millions in advertising dollars. Definitely worth whatever they paid for that.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (a/dOO)

80 WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)
---
Yup.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

81 You guys realize that Jake Tapper is going to have to write another book now. I just took a quick look at all the media outlets lining up to defend Hillary Clinton's perfect health back in the day. CNN went so far as to blame it on Karl Rove from 2014.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (dIske)

82 this is why my Name Field has three tag cancels for each type in it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (dfIr7)

83 Dr Pepper is a quack.

His only prescription for anything is Dr Pepper.

You should drink Dr Pepper at 10, 2 and 4.

Only the aficionados or old guys - I am both - will get it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (rtIvC)

84 64
WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)

It's why they are going for treason. Treason, like murder, has no statute of limitations. Treason is a HIGH lift, though...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (tOcjL)

85 80 WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM (VE6XX)
---
Yup.

Disgusting.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (krQz2)

========

5 years from the last action in furtherance of the conspiracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

86 Dr. Chick Riviera.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (oSEaw)

87 "He was the worst of the High Fiving White Guys."

but the whitest of them all

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (dfIr7)

88
No, I want a day named after me.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:31 PM (k9OZB)

Turkmenbashy? Is that you?

Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (Pce4l)

89 Does CNN still have Headline News, or did they drop that when Lynn Russell left?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

90
Oooooo look! A conga line

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein, on a beach, sipping mai tais at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (EFZgU)

91 off topic but oh boy: from the boob:

BBC
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

[surprise]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (CWTWj)

You got your capitalism in my socialist utopia!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (i24o9)

92 She's less of a Doctor than Chris Parnell as Dr. Spaceman on 30 Rock.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (8hxDK)

93 No matter how much I hate CNN, it isn't enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (W/lyH)
---
You just do what you can to hate CNN at least a little more each day.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (krQz2)

94 i'm a bishop in my synagogue. no one believes me

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

95 "They are SICK !!!!!! Trump is a pedophile and a rapist and an antichrist. White evangelicals have done the work of Satan and attempted to destroyed [sic] America."


I like how "antichrist" is third.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 23, 2025 03:32 PM (pIfcn)

You mean An Antichrist. Now we have a few dozen of them?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (8avO+)

96 On Hobbitday do we get second Breakfast?
Posted by: Romeo13

Absolutely! Seven meals on Hobbitday!
Posted by: hobbitopoly
......

The day after must be... brutal.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

97 >>>In addition to her work on equity, Pernell has also pursued an ecclesiastical career as an "apostle" of the Bet Hashem YHWH church movement founded by her brother, Timothy Pernell Jr.

this sounds legit and not like a tax dodge scheme at all

Posted by: brak at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (jGJov)

98 Uh, guys?
this doesn't sound good
I saw this movie

@testerlabor
·
7h
Grok Supercomputer "Colossus 2 will be the first Gigawatt AI training supercluster"
— Elon Musk

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (AOsQT)

99 I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV . Wanna watch?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (bk5Wq)

100 Treason...

"Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court."

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (tOcjL)

101 F*ck you, c*nt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (SuQXo)

102 Dr. Jill Biden (who is an AMAZING doctor), also, claims Trump's health is poor. Not vigorous like Joe's.

Posted by: JTSmith at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (DpY2X)

103 I bet we could come up with a vaccine for raycism.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (W3T6M)

104
what qualifications do they bring to these honorifics?

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2025 03:38 PM (dCxaZ)

They want them. For them, it gives them power over lesser congregants who are not allowed to "touch the Lord's anointed", (Psalm 105:15) which has become a "get out of jail" card for heretical pastors and elders, usually in hyper-charismatic type churches.

Posted by: moki at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (wLjpr)

105 Pernell served as "Chief Strategic Integration and Health Equity Officer"

Sounds like what Michelle O. did at that Chicago hospital. Maybe even more worthless.

Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (GUOwU)

106
BBC
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change



Finally! A court Trump can blow off with impunity.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (iJfKG)

107 5 years from the last action in furtherance of the conspiracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
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And as some news personnel are almost certainly in on that, it definitely hasn't been that long.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (krQz2)

108 BBC
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change


Hey, another UN organization we can withdraw from and stop funding!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (a+4eV)

109 I think this is obvious to everyone but them but "The statute of limitations has expired" is just saying "HA we got away with it!!"

I do not understand a 5 year statute though... the point of the limitations is the assumption that by this time limit so much time has passed that testimony and evidence will be so corrupted or lost that it cannot result in a trial. Five years??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (dfIr7)

110 It's like having Bill Nye, with his Bachelor's degree and failed stand-up comedian career, be one of your experts on Climate Change!
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He was terrible on Dancing with the Stars as well.

Posted by: Crusader at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (TN0g+)

111 Hey it was more than FIVE years ago that we ALL LIED to you?!

You gotta' let it go.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (krQz2)

112 My and my dad's doctor in my small Texas town was black. He left after a few years but not because of racism. His wife wanted to move to Florida. Since they were from Jamaica, I don't blame them.

Posted by: huerfano at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (n2swS)

113 107 5 years from the last action in furtherance of the conspiracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
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And as some news personnel are almost certainly in on that, it definitely hasn't been that long.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (krQz2)

=======

The WH keeps using the phrase "seditious conspiracy."

It's not just a fancy sounding term.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

114 107 5 years from the last action in furtherance of the conspiracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
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And as some news personnel are almost certainly in on that, it definitely hasn't been that long.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (krQz2)

You have to prove to a court the act furthered the conspiracy to have it stand up as a charge.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (tOcjL)

115 So she has the same job as Big Mike had in Chicago. When the "Doctor" leaves she won't be replaced

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (8UsV6)

116 Wasn't Dr Jill available ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

117 98 The Forbin Project

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2025 03:43 PM (YwEeS)

118 Chris Pernell works to 'drive equitable health outcomes and transform healthcare systems through a comprehensive socioeconomic approach valuing the whole person'

----------------

NotSoCoded #WokeSpeak and DogWhistle for "Kill MOAR Whites!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 23, 2025 03:43 PM (fZv4z)

119 >It's why they are going for treason. Treason, like murder, has no statute of limitations. Treason is a HIGH lift, though...
---

I think you actually have to be using firearms while you're treasoning and doing treason stuff

Many here will now tell me how I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 03:43 PM (AOsQT)

120 So everyone's going to sue China and India and Pakistan now, right?

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2025 03:43 PM (fV+MH)

121 this is why my Name Field has three tag cancels for each type in it
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Me too, buddy, me too! I always feel like I’m handling liquid TNT when I open a square bracket operator!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (rtIvC)

122 109 I think this is obvious to everyone but them but "The statute of limitations has expired" is just saying "HA we got away with it!!"

I do not understand a 5 year statute though... the point of the limitations is the assumption that by this time limit so much time has passed that testimony and evidence will be so corrupted or lost that it cannot result in a trial. Five years??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (dfIr7)

These times were set prior to the tech age and the DNA age. VA was ahead of the game with felonies are forever, but for the rest of the country and the feds, memories fade and paper gets lost, so 5 years seemed right for almost everything.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (tOcjL)

123 I bet we could come up with a vaccine for raycism.
Posted by: pudinhead

With multiple boosters even!
-- Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca


Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

124 Really, though. Can any Doctor after Tom Baker be considered a "real" Doctor?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (D7oie)

125 Pernell saying that I owe reparations is like saying every person under fifty in Japan must apologize for Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (W/lyH)

126 The day after must be... brutal.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

It really cleans out the system, though. Wait, where's Bulg?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (k9OZB)

127 "10 2 & 4" was Dr Peppers little slogan for years.

You were supposed to drink one at those times to give you a little boost throughout the day.

They ran the ad campaign for years and they had a little clock on the bottles with only 10 2 & 4 as the hours.

The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

128


I have a suspicion that a lot of the bad things in government come from forcing dei hires into jobs then allowing them to fuck shit up.

We must be nice you know.

Posted by: E Buzz at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (0nu2l)

129 125 Pernell saying that I owe reparations is like saying every person under fifty in Japan must apologize for Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (W/lyH)

=====

Of course they don't. That's silly.

Now, apologize for the atom bomb on Hiroshima, gaijin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

130 this sounds legit and not like a tax dodge scheme at all

Posted by: brak at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (jGJov)

Her $475,000 salary is absolutely acceptable for an "Apostle!"

And your criticism is racist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (SuQXo)

131 Hey it was more than FIVE years ago that we ALL LIED to you?!

You gotta' let it go.
Posted by: Axeman
......

Besides, they all have fake prostate cancer.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (UjdFS)

132 There is something strange about how Hillary chooses her clothes.

Looks like they are oversized and appears there is something under the dress that might be a medical device.

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (BltCC)

133 "She's distracting from the important work the rest of us useless eaters are doing to reunite the timelines."

Wait! I didn't know they split. When did that happen? What if I won the lottery in the ocher timeline? I want my share!

Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (GUOwU)

134 You have to prove to a court the act furthered the conspiracy to have it stand up as a charge.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:42 PM (tOcjL)
---
Hey, it seems like in recent years "malice aforethought" is getting easier and easier to hang on reporters.

Cause they're flat out haters.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (krQz2)

135 Has anybody actually been prosecuted for treason since Aaron Burr?

Tokyo Rose, maybe?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

136 just seen at my mammy herald:

Florida judge denies DOJ request to unseal Epstein West Palm Beach grand jury docs

[hat tip to me]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

137 96 On Hobbitday do we get second Breakfast?
Posted by: Romeo13

Absolutely! Seven meals on Hobbitday!
Posted by: hobbitopoly
......

The day after must be... brutal.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:40 PM (UjdFS)

Shiver's full. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (uxAXv)

138 so many denominations where the congregants assign themselves the "apostle" or "prophet" designation

what qualifications do they bring to these honorifics?


Qualifications? Like going to seminary and having a bunch of your friends vote you in?

Based on my reading of the Bible, God calls whom He calls. Moses killed a guy. At least four of the twelve Apostles were fishermen. Elisha was a farmer. Amos was a Shepherd.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (lIio7)

139 Sounds like she was a DEI "doctor" all along, and bailed out before she started murdering people through malpractice.

Ding, ding, ding!!!! We have a winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (dPfyF)

140 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
......

That's what I shoot at the cans.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (UjdFS)

141 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

22 herbs and spices.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)

142 124 Really, though. Can any Doctor after Tom Baker be considered a "real" Doctor?

Yes.... Dr. Dimento, Dr. McCoy or Dr. Pepper

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (BltCC)

143 There is something strange about how Hillary chooses her clothes.

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (BltCC)
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It has to fit over the exoskeleton, and can't show where the skin is stapled.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (krQz2)

144 Ack shitter not shiver. Stupid autocucumber

Posted by: Polka will never die at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (6LBk0)

145 'It is an abusive relationship between white power structures and black executives.'"

==

please stop

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (g47mK)

146 135 Has anybody actually been prosecuted for treason since Aaron Burr?

Tokyo Rose, maybe?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)

Yes, a bunch of folks - but it's rare. Wiki has a list, but the last was in 1952.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (tOcjL)

147 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.

Its a secret nod to the Freemasons!!!1!1!1!!

Looks like they are oversized and appears there is something under the dress that might be a medical device.

Well that and the sagging folds of fat

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (dfIr7)

148 Is there some sort of line of crazy folks in a line outside CNN ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

149 What do you call the DEI candidate who graduated at the very bottom of their class at Duke Medical?

Apparently, "apostle."

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (S7tsZ)

150 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

22 herbs and spices.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:46 PM (8avO+)
---
But it's the pressure cooker that is the real secret.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (krQz2)

151 white power structures 11!!11 , like...what ? Math ?

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (g47mK)

152 89 Does CNN still have Headline News, or did they drop that when Lynn Russell left?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:39 PM (77rzZ)

I remember when she was an anchor at KENS in San Antonio before going to CNN. A rather attractive lass.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (wtvvX)

153 Amos was a Shepherd.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (lIio7)

And a Tender of the Sycamore Fig!!!

Amos is one of my favorite books in the Bible. Talk about speaking truth to power!

Posted by: moki at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (wLjpr)

154 >>She is also an "apostle" of a church whose leader describes Trump as the "antichrist."

So- the antichrist is in poor health?

Huh, you just never know about people, do you.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (oUoKb)

155 Frankly, crimes against the public welfare and good should have no limitation - particularly since political variations can mean blatant crimes go unprosecuted for 4-8 years (or more).
Having friends in power should not be a shield.

Posted by: But I'm a Hero, the media says so at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (F/35S)

156 Really, though. Can any Doctor after Tom Baker be considered a "real" Doctor?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM


No. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (dPfyF)

157 CNN doing the country a great service by keeping this woman employed and away from patients.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (S7tsZ)

158 Tulsi was a beast today during the press conference. I was impressed.

Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (bVhJi)

159 She is also an "apostle" of a church whose leader describes Trump as the "antichrist."

-------------------

Is DogEater's America-Hating Racist Commie Bathhouse Butt-Boy & Shitcago "Pastor" the Wrong Reverend Wright still alive?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (VifOb)

160 Many people believe the 23 flavors in Dr Pepper are:
Almond, Amaretto, Black Licorice, Blackberry, Caramel, Carrot, Cherry, Clove, Cola, Ginger, Juniper, Lemon, Molasses, Nutmeg, Orange, Pepper, Plum, Prune, Raspberry, Root Beer, Rum, Tomato, and Vanilla.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

161
Oh cabana boy! Cabana Boy!! Over here please!

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein, on a beach, sipping mai tais at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (EFZgU)

162 Qualifications? Like going to seminary and having a bunch of your friends vote you in?

The Bible says that its someone who was taught directly by Jesus Christ and specially appointed to spread the gospel. As in: nobody on earth since John died on Patmos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

163 shes an anchor being duh

you saw that episode of archer (with the flash backs) too

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (bXbFr)

164 Jon Pertwee, this is known.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (f8cho)

165 Has anybody actually been prosecuted for treason since Aaron Burr?

Tokyo Rose, maybe?
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (77rzZ)
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Wasn't that what the Rosenbergs were executed for?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (krQz2)

166 BBC
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change
---------

Just watch: countries will begin lining up to sue Israel over "climate change". Candace Owens will then explain why those suits are fully proper.

Posted by: Crusader at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (TN0g+)

167 There is something strange about how Hillary chooses her clothes.

Looks like they are oversized and appears there is something under the dress that might be a medical device.

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (BltCC)

Nothing to see here, puny hoomon.

Posted by: MechaHillary at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (i24o9)

168 Dr. Vinnie

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d8mFMZtRMYw

Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (FhXTo)

169 Bad stuff

@Breaking911 43s
BREAKING: At least 3 police officers shot during ambush in Lorain, Ohio; suspect dead - WJW

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (mlg/3)

170 Treason is defined in the constitution very narrowly: it’s the only crime detailed in that way in the constitution, and that narrow definition has been upheld by the courts. What most people are calling treason is actually sedition, and there are plenty of laws on the books that make that an easier crime to prove in court, but, as I always say, the question is if we can find a high-ranking Democrat guilty of any crime!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (rtIvC)

171 I remember when she was an anchor at KENS in San Antonio before going to CNN. A rather attractive lass.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Oh yeah, very. Part-time cop, too, IIRC.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

172 "10 2 & 4" was Dr Peppers little slogan for years.

You were supposed to drink one at those times to give you a little boost throughout the day.

They ran the ad campaign for years and they had a little clock on the bottles with only 10 2 & 4 as the hours.

The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)


You don't know about 22 O'Clock?

Welp, sorry you'll have to earn a-

Paladium AOSHQ Membership Card with Dr Pepper Clusters before you get 22 O'Clock privileges.

*walks through time portal*

Hey, guys. Look who wants 22 O'Clock privileges. Ha ha ha.

*time portal shuts*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (iJfKG)

173 There is something strange about how Hillary chooses her clothes.

Looks like they are oversized and appears there is something under the dress that might be a medical device.
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 23, 2025 03:45 PM (BltCC)

oh you poor deluded souls. This is just a harbinger to the true horror of ROBO-HILLARY!!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (8avO+)

174

Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

==

another reason to shut this shit down

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (g47mK)

175 Oh!
And I hope if Obama and his crew are arrested and tried for treason and sedition, the trial is in Florida because of the Mar-A-Lago raid.

Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2025 03:50 PM (bVhJi)

176 so thats what dr nick riviera looks like in real life,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at July 23, 2025 03:50 PM (bXbFr)

177 Many people believe the 23 flavors in Dr Pepper are:
Almond, Amaretto, Black Licorice, Blackberry, Caramel, Carrot, Cherry, Clove, Cola, Ginger, Juniper, Lemon, Molasses, Nutmeg, Orange, Pepper, Plum, Prune, Raspberry, Root Beer, Rum, Tomato, and Vanilla.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

I believe the Amaretto.

The first time I ever tried that liqour, I said:
"holy shit, that tastes like Dr Pepper!"

That and caramel, you can taste that, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

178 Do we really want to live in a timeline where Timeline witches are real?

Posted by: Corona_exile_back_in_exile at July 23, 2025 03:50 PM (4TAOz)

179 ou have to prove to a court the act furthered the conspiracy to have it stand up as a charge.
---
The J6 prosecutions and the various election-related charges against Trump were in furtherance of the conspiracy.

Fanni will be back in the news soon as the docs on her coordination--and direction--from the Biden WH are released.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (VMT/Y)

180 Yes.... Dr. Dimento, Dr. McCoy or Dr. Pepper
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd


Hand over the Nerd Card, and no one gets hurt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (mlg/3)

181 Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

The USA should sue every single European nation at once using this, to force them to figure out its such a bad idea

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (dfIr7)

182 127 "10 2 & 4" was Dr Peppers little slogan for years.

You were supposed to drink one at those times to give you a little boost throughout the day.

They ran the ad campaign for years and they had a little clock on the bottles with only 10 2 & 4 as the hours.

The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

I remember those bottles! I normally drank Coke, but Dr. Pepper was awfully good on a hot day.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (wtvvX)

183 I did sleep at a Hobbitday Inn last night!

Posted by: DOCTOR Chris Pernell at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (w9Wax)

184 England sues the US over climate change, US repossess all the F-35s.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (f8cho)

185 Amos is one of my favorite books in the Bible. Talk about speaking truth to power!
Posted by: moki


Jonah is the funniest.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

186 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
......

That's what I shoot at the cans.
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025

They're shooting at the cans! They hate the cans!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (vZBCC)

187 Remember when Biden's "doctor" was asked under oath whether he lied about Joe's mental state and he took the Fifth? Happened maybe a week or so ago.

Wonder if Vincent Gigante's doctor did the same.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (wBaIH)

188 Tulsi was a beast today during the press conference. I was impressed.

Posted by: Jmel at July 23, 2025 03:48 PM (bVhJi)
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Nobody puts baby on the No-fly list!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (krQz2)

189 Look, I like Dr Pepper a lot but I think prunes are the primary flavor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (dfIr7)

190 You don't know about 22 O'Clock?

Welp, sorry you'll have to earn a-

Paladium AOSHQ Membership Card with Dr Pepper Clusters before you get 22 O'Clock privileges.

*walks through time portal*

Hey, guys. Look who wants 22 O'Clock privileges. Ha ha ha.

*time portal shuts*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (iJfKG)

----

Nah, 22:00 is 10 P.M.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

191 BREAKING: Maryland federal judge Paula Xinis has just issued an order that will block ICE from arresting “Maryland man” Kilmar Abrego Garcia upon his release on bail in Tennessee

... I have no idea just how a federal district judge in the 4th district can rule of an action in the 6th federal court district

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

192 Qualifications? Like going to seminary and having a bunch of your friends vote you in?

The Bible says that its someone who was taught directly by Jesus Christ and specially appointed to spread the gospel. As in: nobody on earth since John died on Patmos
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (dfIr7)

Paul is called Apostle often enough to make me question this.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (8avO+)

193 Tulsi recognized that putting her on the no-fly list is part of a much bigger problem....

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (g47mK)

194
Jonah is the funniest.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

Lol, yeah, it is, come to think about it. What happens when you run from God!

How are you doing?

Posted by: moki at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (wLjpr)

195 191 BREAKING: Maryland federal judge Paula Xinis has just issued an order that will block ICE from arresting “Maryland man” Kilmar Abrego Garcia upon his release on bail in Tennessee

... I have no idea just how a federal district judge in the 4th district can rule of an action in the 6th federal court district
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

=======

This judge in particular needs impeaching. Not holding my breath, but I'm crossing my fingers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

196 They want them. For them, it gives them power over lesser congregants who are not allowed to "touch the Lord's anointed", (Psalm 105:15) which has become a "get out of jail" card for heretical pastors and elders, usually in hyper-charismatic type churches.

Posted by: moki at July 23, 2025 03:41 PM (wLjpr)


not just heretical, but those who abuse the adults AND minors of the congregation

An acquaintance attends a primarily Black church. The wife of the pastor insists on being called "The First Lady".
They had booked a visiting speaker, and The First Lady required that all the females attending the talk wear blue clothing.

sounds a little Control-Freaky to me

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (dCxaZ)

197 Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

Will Iran sue Israel over that joo weather machine?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (QD2TL)

198 >>> 191 BREAKING: Maryland federal judge Paula Xinis has just issued an order that will block ICE from arresting “Maryland man” Kilmar Abrego Garcia upon his release on bail in Tennessee

... I have no idea just how a federal district judge in the 4th district can rule of an action in the 6th federal court district
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

Is "Paula" really its name or was it "assigned male at birth"?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (ULPxl)

199
I'm an AoSHQ brain surgeon. Anyone need an adjustment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (HZi96)

200 Jonah is the funniest.

I can just picture him sitting under the tree as the brutal and hateful residents of Nineva repent and are saved. "This is some Bullshit!"

then the tree withers.

"seriously? REALLY? LIKE MY DAY CAN'T GET ANY WORSE???"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (dfIr7)

201 Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

==

Does that mean China and India have to pay up?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (XvL8K)

202 Nah, 22:00 is 10 P.M.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2025 03:52 PM (6ydKt)
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It's 2 AM.

Posted by: Golden Earring at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (krQz2)

203 Look, I like Dr Pepper a lot but I think prunes are the primary flavor
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (dfIr7)

I heard the prunes were the real reason for the "10 2 4" on the label. You were supposed to drink a Dr. Pepper at those times every day to stay "regular".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (k9OZB)

204 Paul is called Apostle often enough to make me question this.

According to the Bible, Paul was caught up to heaven for 3 years and taught by Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:54 PM (dfIr7)

205 WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM


This was always going to be the result. Anyone who thought differently has just been setting themselves up for disappointment.


And that questionable legal theory of "continuing conspiracy" that means they can still be charged is just wish casting.


It's over for trying to hold obama, hillary, comey, brennan, et. al accountable. I say let it go and move on from this ridiculous distraction.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2025 03:54 PM (e5NfL)

206
Out: Hillary's 3am Phone Call
In: Kamala's 4am Time Switch

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:54 PM (h0r72)

207 I'm an AoSHQ brain surgeon. Anyone need an adjustment?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (HZi96)


Could you tighten up my pineal?

I think it's loose. I've still got jet lag.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 03:54 PM (iJfKG)

208 You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we're learning all the time. Why just 50 years ago we would've thought President Trump's illness was caused by demonic possession or witch craft. But nowadays, we know that President Trump is suffering from an in-balance of bodily humors. Perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in his stomach.


Posted by: Chris Pernell, Witch Doktor And Rayciss at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (lX1hk)

209 I bet we could come up with a vaccine for raycism.
Posted by: pudinhead

With multiple boosters even!
-- Pfizer, Moderna, and AstraZeneca

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We could even develop airborne versions of these raycism vaccines, that way we can still zap those who wish to opt-out.

Posted by: Bill Gates, who's not really evil at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (TN0g+)

210 Jon Pertwee, this is known.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM


Point of Nerd Order, he said "after" Tom Baker. Jon Pertwee is acceptable as Doctor Who.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (dPfyF)

211 I'm an AoSHQ brain surgeon. Anyone need an adjustment?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (HZi96)

I am an AoSHQ commenter. Anyone need a free breast cancer screening?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (i24o9)

212 170 Treason is defined in the constitution very narrowly: it’s the only crime detailed in that way in the constitution, and that narrow definition has been upheld by the courts. What most people are calling treason is actually sedition, and there are plenty of laws on the books that make that an easier crime to prove in court, but, as I always say, the question is if we can find a high-ranking Democrat guilty of any crime!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:49 PM (rtIvC)

Right, but then, you're back to the 5 year statute of limitations federally...

Of course, if you can get them planning in VA and convince the state to prosecute in an election year (never)...

"Virginia
Under Virginia Code Section 18.2-22:

Seditious conspiracy can result in fines up to $100,000 and imprisonment for up to 20 years."

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (tOcjL)

213 House Republicans are moving to create a long-delayed select subcommittee to investigate the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack — more than six months after it was initially announced. A resolution to create the subcommittee was filed on Wednesday, GOP leaders tell The Hill, after months of it being put on the backburner and lawmakers hashing out disputes over how much the panel would be authorized to investigate. Rep. Barry Loudermilk (R-Ga.), who is leading the effort, got direct support from President Trump in pushing to finally create the committee, The Hill has learned.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (RHGPo)

214 OTOH, we live in a nation where the statute of limitations for stealing the Presidency is 3 months.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (VMT/Y)

215 They had booked a visiting speaker, and The First Lady required that all the females attending the talk wear blue clothing.

sounds a little Control-Freaky to me

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2025 03:53 PM (dCxaZ)

Not just a little!! Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis are some of the worst offenders, but the list is long and depressing: how can you love Christ, preach the Gospel and do such things unless you are a tool of Satan???

Posted by: moki at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (wLjpr)

216
Top UN Court Says Countries Can Sue Each Other Over Climate Change

The USA should sue every single European nation at once using this, to force them to figure out its such a bad idea
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (dfIr7)



Sue the ChiComs for dumping their plastic trash in the ocean

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (y9nCu)

217 statute of limitations: can't they just change the law like nys did for trump cases?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

218 > The Bible says that its someone who was taught directly by Jesus Christ and specially appointed to spread the gospel. As in: nobody on earth since John died on Patmos

This assumes Jesus has somehow lost the ability to visit and teach His people in person. Maybe he only had eleven tokens and he used all but one visiting all those different people and groups after His Resurrection. Maybe He has to save the last one for the Second Coming.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (lIio7)

219 Amos is one of my favorite books in the Bible. Talk about speaking truth to power!
Posted by: moki


Jonah is the funniest.
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:51 PM (77rzZ)
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Read an unexpurgated translation of Ezekiel.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (krQz2)

220 Look, I like Dr Pepper a lot but I think prunes are the primary flavor
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
......

That should go well with the seven meals on Hobbitday.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (UjdFS)

221 I should say a non-mincing translation of Ezekiel.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (krQz2)

222 Paul is called Apostle often enough to make me question this.
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Paul's conversion story includes the "red letter" treatment in many Bibles, indicating that Jesus himself appeared to him.

Posted by: Crusader at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (TN0g+)

223 What do you call the DEI candidate who graduated at the very bottom of their class at Duke Medical?

Apparently, "apostle."
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at July 23, 2025 03:47 PM (S7tsZ)

Well its hard to fit in your med studies around all that apostling about.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (8avO+)

224 Paul was the last man who became an Apostle. His life changing encounter with Jesus came on the road to Damascus after Christ’s resurrection. Paul was originally a Pharisee and probably encountered Jesus in Jerusalem but was in those days a scoffing unbeliever. Paul held the cloaks of the men who stoned Stephen, the first martyr, and was on his way to Damascus to persecute Christians there. It is hard to kick against the pricks!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (rtIvC)

225 Obama and Hillary and Biden were never going to be convicted.

But like it or not this is Trump staying on offense. They want a narrative, to fill the airwaves with Trump and Epstein.

Instead of laying back like a good Republican and letting us all be called child molesters, he's just reminding the country who and what "they" are.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (h0r72)

226
"I have had an outpouring of physicians--in particular black physicians, black corporate executives, women generally, and people throughout the field of medicine and public health--stand up and say, 'What happened to you, unfortunately, is a part of a pattern of abuse,'" Pernell said. "'It is an abusive relationship between white power structures and black executives.'"

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She's claiming that there's a whole army of paranoid delusional incompetents out there, who hate white people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (0B+OF)

227 Look, I like Dr Pepper a lot but I think prunes are the primary flavor
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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That's what I like too.

Oddly, enough.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (krQz2)

228 You know what's absolutely absent from the NRO page?

I'll give you three guesses. You shouldn't need all three.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

229 How are you doing?
Posted by: moki

OK, thanks for asking. Usual medical issues for someone my age.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

230 Qualifications? Like going to seminary and having a bunch of your friends vote you in?

No.

Qualifications such as having actually walked with Our Lord while He was here present on earth. Who sat with Him at the Last Supper
that's the apostle part
IOW, only 12 humans who ever were born can legitimately call themselves apostles.
(13, if you count Judas before he took the bribe.)

The qualifications for someone to be called a Prophet is having a book in the bible named after you. Not the other way around.

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (dCxaZ)

231
So, it's been pretty much confirmed that as we suspected from our own eyes, Hillary was a physical wreck. And she was a mental wreck as well.

Thanks, Tulsi. Yeah, putting her on that terror watch list wasn't the best idea in the world for this bunch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

232 re 216: i just saw an ad on fackbook the other day that claims that diabetes is caused by microplastics. also parasites and bacteria. and probably living next to irish.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (CWTWj)

233 217 statute of limitations: can't they just change the law like nys did for trump cases?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

Ex post facto...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (tOcjL)

234 225 Obama and Hillary and Biden were never going to be convicted.

But like it or not this is Trump staying on offense. They want a narrative, to fill the airwaves with Trump and Epstein.

Instead of laying back like a good Republican and letting us all be called child molesters, he's just reminding the country who and what "they" are.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (h0r72)

=======

People are assuming it's all already over because the WH noted the 5 year statute of limitations.

I think they're making too much of too little to assume that all is over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

235 >>> 228 You know what's absolutely absent from the NRO page?

I'll give you three guesses. You shouldn't need all three.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

An article about Prometheus???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (ULPxl)

236 205 WH Press Conf Reporter Statement: "As you know, the statute of limitations on conspiracy is 5 years, so ... blah, blah, blah."


So yeah Obama and his ilk are guilty, but it's past 5 years so there....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 03:35 PM


This was always going to be the result. Anyone who thought differently has just been setting themselves up for disappointment.


And that questionable legal theory of "continuing conspiracy" that means they can still be charged is just wish casting.


It's over for trying to hold obama, hillary, comey, brennan, et. al accountable. I say let it go and move on from this ridiculous distraction.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2025 03:54 PM (e5NfL)

No.

Even if you can't put anyone in prison over this (a fairly big 'if' - I'm not taking legal advice from one of those WH presstitutes), there is a lot of damage that can be done to Democrats if we move on with hearings and such. Remember that Pelosi was able to take the 'culture of corruption' mantra around Jack Abrahamoff (remember him?) all the way to retaking the House. If this action helps expand our majority in Congress after the midterms it's worth it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (33rjx)

237 I just keep praying for our nation and for God to guide and protect Trump. I am mightily grateful for Trump's efforts on behalf of Americans and for God's intervention on our apparent path to destruction.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (FMtrg)

238 It's also defense. "Look at the stories they made up about me before."

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (h0r72)

239 Rich Lowrey hasn't tweeted in 5 days.

That's weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

240 Tulsi Gabbard confirms she has referred Barack Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

241 This assumes Jesus has somehow lost the ability to visit and teach His people in person.

Yeah certainly Jesus COULD do this, but its going to be extremely difficult to get anyone to buy into this concept. Especially after the last book of the Bible says "if anyone tries to add to this, they are accursed."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (dfIr7)

242 If this action helps expand our majority in Congress after the midterms it's worth it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (33rjx)

That is what it's being done for...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (tOcjL)

243 Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health
So... she interned where they do all of that anti-gun "research"? Sounds consistent.

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (UBNlR)

244 re 230: lots of prophets in the bible with no books. isaiah referred to the mrs as prophetess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (CWTWj)

245 "Virginia
Under Virginia Code Section 18.2-22:

Seditious conspiracy can result in fines up to $100,000 and imprisonment for up to 20 years."
Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (tOcjL)

They owe us a lot for the Civil War. use it to balance the budget.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

246 Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (FMtrg)

Amen.

Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (UBNlR)

247 82 this is why my Name Field has three tag cancels for each type in it

Then you're missing one. Technically, "at least one" since I know of four and there may be others.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (/y8xj)

248 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Ben Carson didn't bother to speak to her about "what happened".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (5yDGQ)

249 Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2025 03:59 PM (RHGPo)No shit?!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (eZwyX)

250 Technically prophet merely means someone who speaks the word of God, usually not a prediction (although it can be).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (dfIr7)

251 According to the Bible, Paul was caught up to heaven for 3 years and taught by Jesus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What? I've never heard this. Where does it say that?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

252 Jonah Goldberg has tweeted a handful of times over the last couple of days.

No mention of Russiagate for some reason. Probably an oversight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

253 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

The battle is mostly in narrative space and thankfully Trump understands that space better than almost anyone.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (h0r72)

254 Time Bandits >>> Time Witches

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (wtvvX)

255 re 230: lots of prophets in the bible with no books. isaiah referred to the mrs as prophetess
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (CWTWj)

she kept predicting what would happen to his butt if he was late to dinner AGAIN and it got cold.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (8avO+)

256 245 "Virginia
Under Virginia Code Section 18.2-22:

Seditious conspiracy can result in fines up to $100,000 and imprisonment for up to 20 years."
Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 03:55 PM (tOcjL)

They owe us a lot for the Civil War. use it to balance the budget.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:00 PM (8avO+)

Gotta link a certain level of the crime here...I don't know that they did anything outside DC and FL...Obama ended up living in DC after his presidency, not VA...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (tOcjL)

257 Yes, God calls whom he wants. I think the designation of "apostle" or "prophet" as far as modern churches tends to happen in Pentecostal AA churches. I don't get a vote on this and nobody cares what I think, but I think apostle should be reserved for the first 12 followers of Jesus. As far as "prophet", I don't know which churches use that.

And I think I knew one person on the Board of Ministry when I went through ordination interviewss. That person was not my friend. They were not my enemy either but I don't know how they voted., Some denominations handle things differently as far as choosing people to be ordained.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (2GCMq)

258 Chris Pernell, a frequent television doctor on CNN
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I didn't have anything to do with this, I swear.

Posted by: Cyril Figgis at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (zLwRl)

259 Remember that Pelosi was able to take the 'culture of corruption' mantra around Jack Abrahamoff (remember him?) all the way to retaking the House. If this action helps expand our majority in Congress after the midterms it's worth it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (33rjx)
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Yup. In this situation, it's hard to see any disclosure that could end up helping the Dems.

Just keep flaying it to the bone.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (krQz2)

260 253 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

The battle is mostly in narrative space and thankfully Trump understands that space better than almost anyone.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (h0r72)

======

With Tulsi saying she's referring Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution, I feel like it might actually be more than just narrative.

Getting Obama in a trial as part of a seditious conspiracy may end up not leading to conviction, but that's...narrative plus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

261 What? I've never heard this. Where does it say that?

2nd Corinthians 12: 1-6

Paul refers to himself in the third person, trying not to promote himself while trying to establish credentials.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (dfIr7)

262 >>And that questionable legal theory of "continuing conspiracy" that means they can still be charged is just wish casting


If you consider accepted Legal Doctrine wish casting, sure.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (oSEaw)

263 One sign to me that Trump is not antichrist is that if he were, people on the side of the corrupt deep state would be enthralled with him and promoting him with all of their energy.

Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (FMtrg)

264 How are you doing?
Posted by: moki

OK, thanks for asking. Usual medical issues for someone my age.
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

***

I can relate but I've good news too. Just finished with the dermatologist. (Cute as hell too) I'm good.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (W/lyH)

265 Hahaha hahaha hah. Wooo boy that's rich.
Hahaha hahaha

Posted by: Dr Jill Biden at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (2xbT5)

266 > According to the Bible, Paul was caught up to heaven for 3 years and taught by Jesus.

What? I'm assuming you're talking about 2 Corinthians 12:1-4. He doesn't explicitly say the man was himself. He also doesn't say the experience lasted three years. He also doesn't know if the experience was in or out of the body.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (lIio7)

267 The Clinton health thing is a nice little piece of supporting evidence, but Gabbard released some other interesting items as well.

I believe there was proof released of Hillary meeting illegally with religious groups and promising them financing during the campaign. On the surface, you might say "par for the course." However, there was also a court case on this filed against the DNC, and negotiated to a settlement. My guess is that the documentation being released is going to put a few parties in jeopardy of "lying under oath" in those cases.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (dIske)

268 Just finished with the dermatologist. (Cute as hell too) I'm good.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (W/lyH)

What was his name?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (SuQXo)

269 Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (ULPxl)

270 According to the Bible, Paul was caught up to heaven for 3 years and taught by Jesus.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What? I've never heard this. Where does it say that?
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:01 PM (77rzZ)

I thought he went straight toward, or away from Damascus after the incident. I forget which way he was heading.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (8avO+)

271 With Tulsi saying she's referring Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution, I feel like it might actually be more than just narrative.

Getting Obama in a trial as part of a seditious conspiracy may end up not leading to conviction, but that's...narrative plus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

Nah, things that can't be prosecuted get referred all the time...b/c only DOJ should be making the legal decisions we are discussing here. They are the experts on if the statute of limitations can somehow be gotten around or not...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (tOcjL)

272 I believe that all Christians are described as prophets, priests and kings in the Bible. We are called to serve God as leaders, to intercede for the wicked, and to speak the word of God (the Bible).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (dfIr7)

273 Time Bandits >>> Time Witches
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Oh, so this is what an invisible barrier looks like.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (77rzZ)

274 "Apostle" just means "sent" + "stand". Paul says some are given to be apostles. It's usually taken as "church-planters". People who are sent to establish or "stand up" a church.

That doesn't mean you're one of the 12.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (krQz2)

275 > Qualifications such as having actually walked with Our Lord while He was here present on earth. Who sat with Him at the Last Supper that's the apostle part

So not Paul then.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (lIio7)

276 271 With Tulsi saying she's referring Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution, I feel like it might actually be more than just narrative.

Getting Obama in a trial as part of a seditious conspiracy may end up not leading to conviction, but that's...narrative plus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM


I'm thinking Tulsi has more

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (VE6XX)

277 Paul doesn't exactly say when it happened, I am guessing some time between when he went to the house of Ananias to have his blindness healed, and when he went to Jerusalem to speak to the Apostles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:05 PM (dfIr7)

278 What? I've never heard this. Where does it say that?

2nd Corinthians 12: 1-6

Paul refers to himself in the third person, trying not to promote himself while trying to establish credentials.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (dfIr7)

I guess being carried to heaven and taught by Jesus for two and a half years wouldn't have convinced them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (8avO+)

279 Paul is called Apostle often enough to make me question this.
Posted by: Oldcat


He got his quals on the road to Damascus.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (a+4eV)

280 Just noting, we're barely into Trump's seventh month as POTUS (part II, Orange Boogaloo).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (ULPxl)

281 Getting Obama in a trial as part of a seditious conspiracy may end up not leading to conviction, but that's...narrative plus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

Winston Wolfe's warning is important.

What is far more important than some slap on the wrist is the destruction of his image and his power within the Democrat party. His mismanaging of Chlamydia's entrance into the presidential campaign began the process, and I hope that Gabbard will finish it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (SuQXo)

282 Paul doesn't exactly say when it happened, I am guessing some time between when he went to the house of Ananias to have his blindness healed, and when he went to Jerusalem to speak to the Apostles.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

I didn't see any mention of 3 years in that passage.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (77rzZ)

283 Gunsmoke: Chester (the useless fuck) rides into Dodge with a sleeping woman, see Doc Adams. "Doc, can yew git me s'more of them roofies?"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (T9Ppn)

284 With Tulsi saying she's referring Obama to the DOJ for criminal prosecution, I feel like it might actually be more than just narrative.

Getting Obama in a trial as part of a seditious conspiracy may end up not leading to conviction, but that's...narrative plus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

That's fine. The bulk of it is still narrative but man you love to see it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (h0r72)

285 That doesn't mean you're one of the 12.

Yeah I think that there is a distinction between those sent as evangelists, and those the Apostles referred to in Acts 1 "Therefore it is necessary to choose one of the men who have been with us the whole time the Lord Jesus was living among us, beginning from John’s baptism to the time when Jesus was taken up from us. For one of these must become a witness with us of his resurrection."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (dfIr7)

286 I saw A Timeline Witch open for The Stones at Hyde Park in 1693.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (VifOb)

287 2nd Corinthians 12: 1-6
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Makes no mention of "3 years", merely references a "3rd heaven".

Posted by: Crusader at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (TN0g+)

288 What? I'm assuming you're talking about 2 Corinthians 12:1-4. He doesn't explicitly say the man was himself. He also doesn't say the experience lasted three years. He also doesn't know if the experience was in or out of the body.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:03 PM (lIio7)
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Scholars disagree, but this is right when he is talking about his qualifications as a messenger for God. So, some scholars are convinced that Paul is talking about himself.

But I agree with the 3 years, I don't remember hearing that before.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (krQz2)

289 > Qualifications such as having actually walked with Our Lord while He was here present on earth. Who sat with Him at the Last Supper that's the apostle part

So not Paul then.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (lIio7)

But Judas is BACK and IN CHARGE.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (8avO+)

290 Dr. Pepper commissioned a study in the Great Depression that found (aha!) that factory workers who drank Dr. Pepper at 10, 2 and 4 o’clock during the work day had extra energy and were more efficient workers! They used that in their advertising for decades, wrote jingles about it, and so forth. My 95 year old mother can still recite the 10, 2 and 4 jingle from the radio ads all these years later. They still had the 10, 2 and 4 logo on the bottles in the 1960s when I was a lad!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (rtIvC)

291 281 Winston Wolfe's warning is important.

What is far more important than some slap on the wrist is the destruction of his image and his power within the Democrat party. His mismanaging of Chlamydia's entrance into the presidential campaign began the process, and I hope that Gabbard will finish it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (SuQXo)

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I'm just noting that the noises from the WH are leaning much more towards "we're doing something" than "we're giving up" which was the assertion people were making over the WH making a comment about the 5 year statute of limitations.

DOJ is a black box, so there's no telling from the outside. But despair and just outright giving up hope feels unwise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

292 2nd Corinthains 12:2 2 says Paul (In speaking of himself in the third person) was 14 years ago caught up in the 3rd heaven and taught inexpressible things, notthat he was in heaven for three years.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (2GCMq)

293 I doubt Barky will face trial. However the Trump administration should just keep pounding away at the Dems . Keep them off balance , get them fighting each other and increase the chaos amongst the left. Get the young crazies to push the old but politically competent oldsters out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (8UsV6)

294 I'm thinking Tulsi has more
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:04 PM (VE6XX)


I do too.

If nothing else, I'm sure those over-confident idiots started running the same sort of insurrectionist/seditionist/ treasonous games as last time during Trump's current term,

thinking they're were protected by Democratium.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (iJfKG)

295 I think its funny that people are bringing up statues of limitations like the DOJ is unaware of that. Like they are gonna go "crap you got me, I guess we messed up, ok investigation is over."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)

296 Scuttlebutt according to WSJ is that Trump was told by the DOJ that his name is in the Epstein files.

What that could actually entail, nobody knows.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

297 Qualifications such as having actually walked with Our Lord while He was here present on earth.

"I can see your house from here!"

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (T9Ppn)

298 That's fine. The bulk of it is still narrative but man you love to see it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:06 PM (h0r72)

I don't want to be that guy - NIGTH - but I am enjoying the hell out of this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (i24o9)

299 Paul was an Apostle, and was acknowledged as such by the Church at Jerusalem. Paul met the resurrected Jesus on the road to Damascus. Read the Bible!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 04:09 PM (rtIvC)

300 "...warned last week that President Trump's broadly unremarkable diagnosis of chronic venous insufficiency could be more than it seemed."

Or it could just be unremarkable and mean he has a few varicose veins.

Posted by: sjdance at July 23, 2025 04:09 PM (mxEar)

301 Putting the made up story about Trump on the front pages and attaching Obama to it, however deserved, is Alinsky 101. Fuck it might be Alinsky 6000.

Takes power away from all their made up stories, past and future. Including ones they intend to ruin the presidency with, like Epstein.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:09 PM (h0r72)

302 295 I think its funny that people are bringing up statues of limitations like the DOJ is unaware of that. Like they are gonna go "crap you got me, I guess we messed up, ok investigation is over."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)

DOJ has not yet been part of the investigations. This came from Tulsi, the DNI.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (tOcjL)

303 296 Scuttlebutt according to WSJ is that Trump was told by the DOJ that his name is in the Epstein files.

What that could actually entail, nobody knows.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

And Biden sat on it for 4 years allowing Trump to be elected in 2024 ? I don't buy it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (VE6XX)

304 Yeah you're right it doesn't say how long Paul was being taught by Jesus. Could have been five minutes, could have been 6000 years then he was sent back in time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (dfIr7)

305 Just to give a summary of the legacy media's coverage of Tulsi's WH Press Conference: "What press conference?"

Posted by: WisRich at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

306 Yes, I DO want a PARADE !

Posted by: illiniwek at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (vbXSk)

307 DOJ is a black box, so there's no telling from the outside. But despair and just outright giving up hope feels unwise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

True, but my point is that no matter what happens legally, Obama is tainted... perhaps fatally.

And that is vital for the healing of America to occur.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (SuQXo)

308 Reggie, Reggie helllp!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (8UsV6)

309 Scuttlebutt according to WSJ is that Trump was told by the DOJ that his name is in the Epstein files.

What that could actually entail, nobody knows.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Hasn't it already been established that that is the case, merely because Trump and Epstein knew each other in NYC, and ran in some of the same circles?

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (77rzZ)

310 I think its funny that people are bringing up statues of limitations like the DOJ is unaware of that. Like they are gonna go "crap you got me, I guess we messed up, ok investigation is over."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (dfIr7)
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Like they need to be told by a reporter!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (krQz2)

311 307 True, but my point is that no matter what happens legally, Obama is tainted... perhaps fatally.

And that is vital for the healing of America to occur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (SuQXo)

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I'm sure Jonah Goldberg still thinks Obama is a good man, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

312 To be an apostle, you had to be a Made Guy. And only Jesus had the juice to make that happen.

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:11 PM (AOsQT)

313 Scuttlebutt according to WSJ is that Trump was told by the DOJ that his name is in the Epstein files.

I believe that his name IS in there. I mean we already know that he was mentioned, its been brought up years ago, with everyone involved going "yeah he's mentioned, but he never was part of the parties or the trips to the ranch or island." This is really old news.

It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

314 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (8UsV6)

Bingo. Exactly correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (SuQXo)

315 Well so now what do we do with the Epstein thing?


They asked to unseal it, judge said no.


wattaya want

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (fV+MH)

316 If you aren't vetting your health care providers by now, I dont know what to tell you. You have been warned.
Male, over 20 years in practice and educated in the Northeast. Fight me.

Posted by: El Borak at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (3zvqa)

317 It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

This is what I'm thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (VE6XX)

318 To be an apostle, you had to be a Made Guy. And only Jesus had the juice to make that happen.

Basically yeah. They only opened the books for a few years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

319 >>> 307 DOJ is a black box, so there's no telling from the outside. But despair and just outright giving up hope feels unwise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for thrills with John Frankenheimer at July 23, 2025 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

True, but my point is that no matter what happens legally, Obama is tainted... perhaps fatally.

And that is vital for the healing of America to occur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (SuQXo)

Many AWFLs will never be convinced, but maybe they *can* be convinced to move out of the US (and will think Canadia is too close).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (ULPxl)

320 Wait, how does she know it was racism? Couldn't it be sexism? Is racism more likely than sexism?

Or maybe they didn't want a batshit crazy CEO? Could it have been that?

These people.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:13 PM (1Gsou)

321 I'm thinking Tulsi has more
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I'd bet she has a shit-ton of moar.

Posted by: pudinhead at July 23, 2025 04:13 PM (W3T6M)

322 Hahaha hahaha hah. Wooo boy that's rich.
Hahaha hahaha
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Totally agree.

Posted by: The Bollard at July 23, 2025 04:13 PM (2xbT5)

323 I think St Paul was an apostle. He called himself that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (2GCMq)

324 317 It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

This is what I'm thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (VE6XX)

And Johnson did everyone a favor sending the House home 2 days early on a vote he'd lose and letting Trump and Bondi figure out what to do with whether they can prove the file got faked or not...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (tOcjL)

325 317 It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

This is what I'm thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (VE6XX)

Which is why my original post on this said, "What this entails, nobody knows."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (KbCG3)

326 296 Scuttlebutt according to WSJ is that Trump was told by the DOJ that his name is in the Epstein files.

What that could actually entail, nobody knows.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2025 04:08 PM (KbCG3)
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I saw that headline at the WSJ which is old news and the WSJ would never stoop to hitting back at Trump, especially just a couple of days after Trump banned the WSJ from AF1 and the Oval Office.

Posted by: WisRich at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (G0vdT)

327 > Especially after the last book of the Bible says "if anyone tries to add to this, they are accursed."

Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.

We should get rid of everything that happened after Deuteronomy 4:2.

Or maybe when John is talking about "the prophecy of this book" he's talking about the prophecy found in Revelation. After all, the "book" we know as the Bible wasn't a "book" at that time.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (lIio7)

328 Male, over 20 years in practice and educated in the Northeast. Fight me.
Posted by: El Borak at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (3zvqa)

Why the Northeast? From there comes all of the lefty crapola....

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (1Gsou)

329 It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

This is what I'm thinking
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (VE6XX)
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See, if they do force the files from him, and it does have his name, there is still room for Trump's recent claim that they had 4 years to mess with the evidence.

I still think that's worth nodding to.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:15 PM (krQz2)

330 It is possible that the DOJ when Biden was heading out added Trump's name all over the place and added references to him just to poison the well, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (dfIr7)

Remember pencil neck Schiff and his evidence of Russian collusion that we were never allowed to see? That is the exact same thing here. We are not allowed to see it, because it is a nothingburger that is more powerful in people's imaginations.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 04:15 PM (i24o9)

331 Or maybe when John is talking about "the prophecy of this book" he's talking about the prophecy found in Revelation. After all, the "book" we know as the Bible wasn't a "book" at that time.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (lIio7)
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Sane commentary.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:15 PM (krQz2)

332 312 To be an apostle, you had to be a Made Guy. And only Jesus had the juice to make that happen.
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:11 PM (AOsQT)

Well, He smacked Paul off his horse and upside the head. I guess that counts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:16 PM (1Gsou)

333 And Biden sat on it for 4 years allowing Trump to be elected in 2024 ? I don't buy it
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (

They were too busy with how he signed a loan to deal with the child molestation. You know, priorities.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:16 PM (h0r72)

334 Melania Knaus was a model. She probably went to the island. Rebecca Romain did. For a shoot.

Posted by: Its the women at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (2xbT5)

335 > 2nd Corinthains 12:2 2 says Paul (In speaking of himself in the third person) was 14 years ago caught up in the 3rd heaven and taught inexpressible things, notthat he was in heaven for three years.

We assume he's speaking of himself.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (lIio7)

336 Male, over 20 years in practice and educated in the Northeast. Fight me.

Posted by: El Borak at July 23, 2025 04:12 PM (3zvqa)

Midwest and Southern medical schools are solid. I would be wary of Western schools, particularly CA, OR, and WA.

Oh. White or Asian.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (SuQXo)

337 Breaking: Gabbard says evidence "directly" implicates Obama.She is referring Obama to DoJ for potential criminal prosecution.


https://tinyurl.com/2f7sca9p

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (qpyNK)

338 I see, now that Joe is out of office, the health of the president matters. I'm constantly amazed how the thing which wasn't a thing during the previous administration suddenly becomes a thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

339 Or maybe when John is talking about "the prophecy of this book" he's talking about the prophecy found in Revelation. After all, the "book" we know as the Bible wasn't a "book" at that time.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (lIio7)
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Sane commentary.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:15 PM (krQz2)

In those days a book - a scroll - was short, more like a chapter in our books. So the most probable book meant in Revelation would be Revelation itself and not other parts of the Bible.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (8avO+)

340 "I have had an outpouring of physicians--in particular black physicians, black corporate executives, women generally, and people throughout the field of medicine and public health--stand up and say, 'What happened to you, unfortunately, is a part of a pattern of abuse,'" Pernell said. "'It is an abusive relationship between white power structures and black executives.'"

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She's claiming that there's a whole army of paranoid delusional incompetents out there, who hate white people.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 23, 2025 03:57 PM (0B+OF)


It seems as if there are a lot of middle class black people that live in the U.S. have a very different world-view and don't like "whitey" at all. Case in point:

Mrs. Cop was watching Entertainment Tonight and they were have a retrospective of the black actor (had been on the Cosby Show) that had just drowned. During a recent interview of this guy, there just happened to be a picture in the background depicting Malcolm X brandishing a rifle with an extended magazine.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (pJWtt)

341 I realize that the Dow is not the stock market and the stock market is not the economy and in the end it's just another kind of poll, but the Dow is close to closing at an all-time high. Damn that Trump!

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (/y8xj)

342 Which is why my original post on this said, "What this entails, nobody knows."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2025 04:14 PM (KbCG3)

Except we do know. We know it's another lie. FFS cut the shit.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (h0r72)

343 It would be funny if Trump is stringing along the press and Dems. And he releases documentation of Dem-scam after Dem-scam.

And after it's all over, just takes the Epstein files and says "Here you go."

It would be so great after weeks of speculating that the Epstein files contained damning information, and dodging the actual major stories coming out that it really turned into a nothing-burger before the press' eyes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (krQz2)

344 We should get rid of everything that happened after Deuteronomy 4:2.

No, that's referring to the book of the law, clearly, in context. Which, obviously, its wrong to add to God's laws, its called legalism and is a sin.

Or maybe when John is talking about "the prophecy of this book" he's talking about the prophecy found in Revelation.

That's a fair interpretation but it is going to take some seriously overwhelming proof to show that anything else is from God.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (dfIr7)

345 To be an apostle, you had to be a Made Guy. And only Jesus had the juice to make that happen.
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:11 PM (AOsQT)

Well, He smacked Paul off his horse and upside the head. I guess that counts.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:16 PM (1Gsou)

My mama taught be a lot of lessons that way.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (8avO+)

346 True, but my point is that no matter what happens legally, Obama is tainted... perhaps fatally.

And that is vital for the healing of America to occur.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (with a beret and a Gauloises) at July 23, 2025 04:10 PM (SuQXo)


Cannot wait for Trump to pardon him. Gonna be epic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (17l0u)

347 I realize that the Dow is not the stock market and the stock market is not the economy and in the end it's just another kind of poll, but the Dow is close to closing at an all-time high. Damn that Trump!

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (/y8xj)
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It's the END of DEMOCRACY!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (krQz2)

348 re: Paul the Apostle

Galatians 1:15-18:
"But when he who had set me apart before I was born, and who called me by his grace, was pleased to reveal his Son to me, in order that I might preach him among the Gentiles, I did not immediately consult with anyone; nor did I go up to Jerusalem to those who were apostles before me, but I went away into Arabia, and returned again to Damascus. Then after three years I went up to Jerusalem to visit Cephas and remained with him fifteen days."

The implication here is that Paul spent those three years in Arabia (a desert) being taught by the Holy Spirit. Upon his visit to Peter, at this point he's equipped to become an apostle as that is the same amount of time that the other disciples spent with Jesus.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (0CU3H)

349 tough considering how long to took to decide what books should be in the Bible, and how many different versions there are

Posted by: brak at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (jGJov)

350 Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2025 04:17 PM (lIio7)

Yes, that's what a number of scholars think.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (2GCMq)

351 Huh, just passed some dude selling boxes out of his pickup truck on the side of the road with a big sign saying "Amazon Mystery Boxes."

Porch pirate?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Alligator Alcatraz the Gulf of Gator Gitmo! at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (VifOb)

352 I doubt Paul had a horse. Just a donkey, probably.

Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

353 Hey, what did the commies mean when they wore all white outfits (eg DOCTOR Jill on July 13th last year, or the congressbints at one or more of Trump v1's State of the Union addresses), because I think it's funny that Tulsi was wearing all white at her press conference.


Troll Baby Troll.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (ULPxl)

354 Actually, for some reason I was thinking that market close was 4:30 EDT, not 4:00. Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (/y8xj)

355 Cannot wait for Trump to pardon him. Gonna be epic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (17l0u)
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And for the AWFL's to scream Obama shouldn't accept the pardon of a white man.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

356 THIS is CNN.

Jeff Zeleny reacts to Tulsi blowing up the Russia hoax, which they spent 3 years mindlessly spewing to their audience:

"This is hardly information that we should be repeating... I'm not sure we should spend that much more time on it."

Posted by: WisRich at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

357 Breaking: Gabbard says evidence "directly" implicates Obama.She is referring Obama to DoJ for potential criminal prosecution.

Steiner: I'm on my way!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (dgOAm)

358 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (ULPxl)

Oooooh I freaking love it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (h0r72)

359 It would be so great after weeks of speculating that the Epstein files contained damning information, and dodging the actual major stories coming out that it really turned into a nothing-burger before the press' eyes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:18 PM (krQz2)

Or its another Dem scandal. At least a couple of ABC News peeps were at Epstein's party after he was convicted in Florida.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (8avO+)

360 Cannot wait for Trump to pardon him. Gonna be epic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (17l0u)
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Not as great as when/if he pardoned himself.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (krQz2)

361 I am actually looking for a new doctor. I am currently considering this bitch and this Kavorkian guy

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (GBH2X)

362 "To be an apostle, you had to be a Made Guy. And only Jesus had the juice to make that happen."


hah

Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (fV+MH)

363 >>Point of Nerd Order, he said "after" Tom Baker. Jon Pertwee is acceptable as Doctor Who.

Colin Baker was acceptable, barely. After that, nothing.

Posted by: Nazdar at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (NcvvS)

364 >>> 355 Cannot wait for Trump to pardon him. Gonna be epic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:19 PM (17l0u)
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And for the AWFL's to scream Obama shouldn't accept the pardon of a white man.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2025 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

I wonder if we'll see a report in a few days about a recent spike in searches for countries who do not have an extradition agreement with the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (ULPxl)

365 My retirement account is up about $6K since 1/20/2025

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (AOsQT)

366 THIS is CNN.

Posted by: WisRich at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (G0vdT)
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Hey, some people are trying to eat, here!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (krQz2)

367 What's the difference between an apostle and a disciple?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (17l0u)

368 The implication here is that Paul spent those three years in Arabia (a desert) being taught by the Holy Spirit. Upon his visit to Peter, at this point he's equipped to become an apostle as that is the same amount of time that the other disciples spent with Jesus.

I think that must be where I got it from, because I am pretty sure that this is a reference to the same event. Desert being "wilderness" in scripture and basically "a place people aren't."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:24 PM (dfIr7)

369 Trump needs to give himself one of those Hunter pardons.

"Not that I've done anything."

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2025 04:24 PM (krQz2)

370 I am actually looking for a new doctor. I am currently considering this bitch and this Kavorkian guy

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 23, 2025 04:22 PM (GBH2X)

You should look into Dr. Nassar. I hear is a very hands on kind of provider.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at July 23, 2025 04:24 PM (i24o9)

371 The Bible is collection of books: I believe John is specifically writing about his Revelation, which forms the last book of the Christian Bible. Christians can’t even agree on what books to include in the Old Testament, but all major Christian sects do agree on the books of the New Testament, in any case!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 04:24 PM (rtIvC)

372 352 I doubt Paul had a horse. Just a donkey, probably.
Posted by: Bulg at July 23, 2025 04:20 PM (77rzZ)

Roman citizen and prominent Jew. Could have been a horse. At least, that's what the artists paint. I don't think we really need to know that, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (1Gsou)

373 5h
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just FIRED 26,000 IRS agents

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (AOsQT)

374 Breaking: lazy ass "news" station consults Twitter and Blue sky about just how much MORE gasoline will they need for their self immolation

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (XLfSN)

375 Only 26,000?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (17l0u)

376 >>> 373 5h
🚨BREAKING: President Trump just FIRED 26,000 IRS agents
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (AOsQT)

Oh no!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (ULPxl)

377 Rich Lowrey hasn't tweeted in 5 days.

That's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Not really. It's almost August and he has to prepare his wife's cabanas for the Congressmen's annual fet and regatta.

By regatta I mean orgy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (mlg/3)

378 tough considering how long to took to decide what books should be in the Bible

It actually didn't take long. No council determined the books of the Bible, they only affirmed them and fought against heresy. Christians in the late 1st and early 2nd century were in general agreement "yep, these are the ones in the New Testament." The Old Testament had already been established before Jesus was born.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:25 PM (dfIr7)

379 NOOD

presstitutes suck

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2025 04:26 PM (ULPxl)

380 367 What's the difference between an apostle and a disciple?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2025 04:23 PM (17l0u)

I'm a disciple. I am most certainly not an apostle.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 23, 2025 04:26 PM (1Gsou)

381 67 “Drive equitable health outcomes…” etc.

What kind of bullshit is that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 23, 2025 03:37 PM (Pce4l)

Translation: Blacks get health care, whites die.

Posted by: Mike B at July 23, 2025 04:26 PM (zFTe/)

382 BREAKING: President Trump just FIRED 26,000 IRS agents

Its a fair start.

I doubt Paul had a horse. Just a donkey, probably.

The Bible doesn't say but its not implausible that since he was on a special mission for the High Priest, he would have been given a horse to ride.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:27 PM (dfIr7)

383 Fox: covering the actual story.
NYT: Gabbard "releases new documents targeting Obama " (implying that the JEF is the victim here).
NYPost: No coverage.
CNN: "Collins asks Gabbard if she’s targeting Obama to be in good standing with Trump"
Washington Post: no coverage
MSDNC: "Trump escalates anti-Obama campaign"
WSJ: No coverage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 23, 2025 04:29 PM (qpyNK)

384 LOL. This "apostle" serves in a "church" where the prime directive appears to be to bear false witness against the president. But yes, it is Trump that is satanic. When EVERY leftist seems like a caricature of the left, is it really a caricature?

Posted by: DPICM at July 23, 2025 04:30 PM (M2VUX)

385 A really major story would arise if they could NOT find some doctor to say Trump is in bad health.

Posted by: One-Eyed Cat Peepin' in the Seafood Store at July 23, 2025 04:32 PM (FhMCZ)

386 The real mystery is why the "22" is on the Dr Pepper labels.
Posted by: Speaking Of at July 23, 2025 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

22 is how many a day they recommend you drink now. That 10, 2 and 4 crap is old hat.

Posted by: Mike B at July 23, 2025 04:33 PM (zFTe/)

387 >>>It actually didn't take long. No council determined the books of the Bible, they only affirmed them and fought against heresy.

It wasn't until the 4th century that the 27 canonical books of the NT were listed together for the first time.

Posted by: brak at July 23, 2025 04:34 PM (jGJov)

388 I think apostle is a teaching position, while disciple is like part of the main guy's support staff.

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2025 04:34 PM (AOsQT)

389 367 What's the difference between an apostle and a disciple?

I am a disciple of Christ because I have been touched by the Spirit (Born Again for you Baptists) and have accepted Jesus Christ’ s substitutionary sacrifice on the Cross to save me, a wretched sinner. I repent of all my sins, even the ones I still commit from day to day and am committed to sanctifying myself by following Christ’s examples and teachings. I am not an Apostle because I have not met Jesus in person and do not expect to unless it’s in the air at the last trump or at the Judgment Throne after my death. In any case, I intend to throw myself on the mercy of the court and claim Jesus’ intercession on my behalf which he accomplished on the Cross. I will never be perfected in this life, but only after it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 04:37 PM (rtIvC)

390 Nice post, Nemo. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2025 04:40 PM (Xr+x7)

391 It wasn't until the 4th century that the 27 canonical books of the NT were listed together for the first time.

The first compiled and published "codex" of the Bible that we have found was the Codex Sinaiticus which is 4th century, but the writings of Christians for centuries before that demonstrate that they considered the New Testament complete and Biblical long before someone put them into a single book.

It was incredibly expensive to make a book back then, and was massively labor intensive, they just didn't do it very often. And, its not impossible (in fact likely) that previous books were made and lost or destroyed. We don't know.

But we do know that the New Testament was formed and recognized long before that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 23, 2025 04:40 PM (dfIr7)

392 Hints of conspiracies and rumors of war

C3
@C_3C_3
18h
Tulsi Gabbard just got back from the UK…

It’s clear John Brennan, CIA ran the US side of the operation to frame Donald Trump.

It’s clear Robert Hannigan, GCHQ ran the UK side of the operation to frame Donald Trump.

Buckle up!
Jul 23, 2025 · 1:50 AM UTC

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2025 04:42 PM (D7oie)

393 The Bible warns against ravening wolves that will infiltrate churches and teach false doctrines trying to lead Christians astray. It was happening during the Acts of the Apostles and during Paul’s ministry 1st c. A.D.) so of course it is still going on today!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at July 23, 2025 04:43 PM (rtIvC)

394 >>>It actually didn't take long. No council determined the books of the Bible, they only affirmed them and fought against heresy.

It wasn't until the 4th century that the 27 canonical books of the NT were listed together for the first time.
Posted by: brak at July 23, 2025 04:34 PM (jGJov)


The Council of Rome (382 AD - ish). By this time, there were the various Gnostic "gospels" and various epistles being distributed around the Mediterranean.

This Council defined which books were inspired and consistent with the Apostolic teachings. The Council also affirmed the books in the Septuagint (the Greek translation of the Old Testament).

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 23, 2025 04:44 PM (pJWtt)

395 >>> Timothy Pernell Jr. has described white Evangelical Christians as agents of Satan.

Umm, should that not be"White Evangelical Christians" with the capital "W". Only racists leave the 'W' uncapitalized.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2025 04:59 PM (/lPRQ)

396 So Pernell was an affirmative action student and hire who’s never practiced actual medicine and is big mad because her hospital wouldn’t let her be Boss of Everybody. Duly noted.

Posted by: RebeccaH at July 23, 2025 05:38 PM (nnkjY)

397 The Crumby News Network(CNN) making it worst for themselves

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 23, 2025 06:10 PM (wGqjj)

398 I remember structural racism. Sometimes you still find it in old houses, though it's mostly been replaced with lumber at this point.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 23, 2025 06:14 PM (MX0bI)

399 Ask the fake doc if she's ever heard of dependent edema. Which happens to many of a certain age, even with traveling on planes.

They are trying so very hard to associate anything of Presdent Trump with O'biden. Age, etc.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 23, 2025 06:30 PM (6PCLE)

400 Doctor Who is not a real Doctor either…

Posted by: The MewTwix at July 23, 2025 07:05 PM (ze+W2)

401 Trump's health is poor?

So?

He's gotten more done in six months than Biden got done in four years.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 23, 2025 07:09 PM (D1vbu)

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