Duet for Piano and Cock Cafe

Gardens in Pompeii

Tiger mom tells cub to stop playing around and get back to playing the recorder.

From the Patriarch Tree, and oldie but a goodie: A donkey is so happy to see the little girl who used to care for him.

People who don't like squirrels should not watch this vid. Even people who like squirrels shouldn't watch it. There is something primeval about disgust at swarms of small creatures.

Never forget your own power. Your power is the Knife Hand.

Adopted dog is so happy to have a new owner.

Doggo is so excited to be riding in the car and oh no he's been tricked again.

Brazen dog criminal.

Husky is excited whenever she hears the ice cream man jingle.

This dog went out and got you a present.

Your best weapon against a bear is a firm tone and peer pressure.

Saturday Night Live is never funny, even when it (gently) pokes the left. But at least there is some satisfaction at hearing the left-wing audience giggle sheepishly as a sketch calls them all pretenders and posers, dum-dums and dodos.

This frogmouth looks like a darned tree branch.

Otters know how to relax and enjoy the scenery.

A herd of horses moves through the mountains of France.

This is what I came to the internet for pic.twitter.com/eJTfpWJZlh
— Beauty Of Nature 🌳 (@ShouldHaveAnima) July 20, 2025

Dog and owner have a disagreement about the proper use for sandals:

I said throw it, not wear it..🐕🐾🩴😅 pic.twitter.com/topxOLe5cH
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) July 19, 2025

A Rube Goldberg contraption seems about to fail, but gets unexpected help from the forces of chaos and ruination.

This is the greatest assist of all time. pic.twitter.com/ZrRjRLffOV
— The Redheaded libertarian (@TRHLofficial) July 15, 2025

The caption is just describing an ultralight but it's a cool vid.

This guy is using a bed sheet and some ace hardware rope attached to a bicycle with a box fan

Dude is soaring above the clouds pic.twitter.com/oXlcEMZkFF
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) July 15, 2025

Some bawdy humor for the Bawdy Humor Appreciators:

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (GYt5+)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (GYt5+)

3 3rd!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (GYt5+)

4 Now to nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (GYt5+)

5 5th?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (GYt5+)

6 Oh stop it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (Jspt4)

7 Where is everyone?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (GYt5+)

8 Again, people, there were only 3 network channels in the US until the mid-80s when FOX started to be a player and started to be a disrupter in the mono-culture.

For example, many parts of The Bronx did not get Cable TV until the mid-90's.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)

9 Willowed:

Re-posting this video from a previous ONT in honor of Ozzy.

(Kitties do War Pigs)

https://tinyurl.com/2byp3jf3

For your best experience, turn your speakers up to 11!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (HlyYF)

10
Well, I'm here. I know I may have kept you waiting, but we can now begin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2025 07:38 PM (HZi96)

11 We need to wait on everyone. It's rude to start without them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:39 PM (Jspt4)

12 oh jeez ace thank you, we all needed this!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:41 PM (dKEEs)

13 Well I don't blame the tiger mama for pulling her cub back in the way the Chinese lady was yelling at her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:41 PM (6ydKt)

14 "It's not about the candidates, they come and go"

That they do.

Posted by: Monica! at July 22, 2025 07:42 PM (gKWVE)

15 The squirrel swarm. Looks like an ICE raid at a California pot farm.

Posted by: Paco at July 22, 2025 07:42 PM (mADJX)

16
Another busy day. HM had two doctor's appointments, plus Diana and Puff got baths before tomorrow's vet visit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2025 07:42 PM (HZi96)

17 Left talking to myself again.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (VofaG)

18
Hi. I have to go back and read content for TWO threads.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (HL/Ld)

19 That last meme, LOL.

Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (77rzZ)

20 If you didn't like One Day at a time, your options were Marcus Welby for it's first year or Charlies Angels or Baretta.

So the programming was either Single mother raising two daughters and dealing with her zany handyman, Glam Gumshoes or Parrot Justice.

And that's the name of that tune.

** Parrot lands on shoulder **
** Moonwalks out of room to funk music **

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (XV/Pl)

21 Left talking to myself again.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM

Is it at least an intelligent conversation?

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (MGB5H)

22 17 Left talking to myself again.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (VofaG)

Try dancing!

Posted by: Billy Idol at July 22, 2025 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

23 Personally, any guy who makes a fortune off a band named “Black Sabbath” doesn’t deserve my sympathy when he kicks.

Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

24 The whole idea of having a rooster on your head while playing the piano is weird but funny. It wouldn't matter what the man was playing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2025 07:45 PM (2GCMq)

25 Try interpretive dancing!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:46 PM (dKEEs)

26 Frog mouth bird.

Mind blown.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2025 07:46 PM (fV+MH)

27 If you didn't like One Day at a time, your options were Marcus Welby for it's first year or Charlies Angels or Baretta.

------

TL;DR: TV has always sucked ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:46 PM (BI5O2)

28
I'm always amazed at dogs eating ice cream. It hurts my teeth!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (HL/Ld)

29 That donkey with his girl video reminds me of the puppy I took care of for my cousin when he first got him.

I had the little guy all day for two weeks.
Housebroke him and everything (he never went in the house his entire life).

Then I went back home several hours away and didn't see the dog for a year or more.

He was a Siberian Husky, and he almost knocked me on my ass when I next saw him again he was so happy to see me.

He wanted to jump in my lap and sleep like he did when he was a puppy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (6ydKt)

30 I liked Marcus Welby. Thought sure I had a new disease every week.

Posted by: Luke With The Lumbago at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (G5+As)

31 Personally, any guy who makes a fortune off a band named “Black Sabbath” doesn’t deserve my sympathy when he kicks.
Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:45 PM (77rzZ)

To paraphrase Alice Cooper: It's an act. What don't people understand about that?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)

32 Man thinks I'd having sex as a dishwashing?

It's bawdy I suppose but I preferred this classically referenced bawdy humor:

Why doesn't Oedipus use foul language? He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (2GCMq)

33 TL;DR: TV has always sucked ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:46 PM (BI5O2)

THIS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (dKEEs)

34 >>>There is something primeval about disgust at swarms of small creatures.

Could be worse. It could be snakes. Or bats.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2025 07:48 PM (p4nXC)

35 31 Satan is not an act.

Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

36 Tulsi says they’re releasing documents tomorrow that will refute Obama’s statement.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe)

37 29 - aaawwww ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM (dKEEs)

38 In the SNL video, when the audience all yell "Tim Scott" at the 1:52 mark, were they so stupid they didn't actually recognize Tim Kaine?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM (HlyYF)

39 I liked Marcus Welby. Thought sure I had a new disease every week.
Posted by: Luke With The Lumbago at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (G5+As)

So, a precursor to WebMD?

Is it lupus?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (0aYVJ)

40 And given the option, I would pretty much watch One Day At A Time over anything currently on the six-million different platforms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (XV/Pl)

41 I got that joke, FS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (dKEEs)

42 Trump just announced a half trillion trade deal with Japan.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (cduTK)

43 The SNL skit actually didn't suck.

Mind blown a second time.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (fV+MH)

44
Guessing that if Valorie Bertonelli made a guest appearance on the Colbert show they'd be 600 comments, easy.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (Y8DZL)

45 In the SNL video, when the audience all yell "Tim Scott" at the 1:52 mark, were they so stupid they didn't actually recognize Tim Kaine?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM

To be fair Tim Kaine doesn't recognize Tim Kaine.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (MGB5H)

46 35 31 Satan is not an act.
Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

Okay.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:51 PM (0aYVJ)

47 "Is it lupus?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (0aYVJ) "

no, it's an aneurysm ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:51 PM (dKEEs)

48 liked Marcus Welby. Thought sure I had a new disease every week.
Posted by: Luke With The Lumbago at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (G5+As)

So, a precursor to WebMD?

Is it lupus?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:50 PM (0aYVJ)

Amaloyadosis
-Dr Gregory House

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:51 PM (MGB5H)

49 And it didn't even have Aries Spears in it.

That's like Pedro Pascal not being in a movie.

Mind blown thrice!

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2025 07:51 PM (fV+MH)

50 That duck was not a present.

That was supposed to be dinner.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:52 PM (6ydKt)

51 Tulsi says they’re releasing documents tomorrow that will refute Obama’s statement.

Oh, please, please, please, run a clip of Obama saying it's all a lie, and then Tulsi responding "Barack, you ignorant slut".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2025 07:52 PM (Riz8t)

52 To paraphrase Alice Cooper: It's an act. What don't people understand about that?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:47 PM (0aYVJ)
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Was it an act at the time? Alice Cooper has been very vocal about believing in God and that he repented not out of love for Jesus but fear of hell, which he felt he deserved. "The beginning of Wisdom is the fear of the Lord" and all that.

Ozzy's second act seemed to mostly putter around the house and have public family drama.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 07:53 PM (ZOv7s)

53 I grew up with TV . We ate dinner on TV trays. It was my babysitter as a key latch kid. I managed to still participate in every activity available. I love TV.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:53 PM (VofaG)

54 Well, as long as it's not a subdural hematoma.

Or the ague.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 07:53 PM (0aYVJ)

55
The whole idea of having a rooster on your head while playing the piano is weird but funny. It wouldn't matter what the man was playing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

Live indoor weathervane.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:53 PM (HL/Ld)

56 I never saw any of these shows but Charlie's Angel's, thank G-d. That piece of crap was bad enough.

Welby was some kind of dumb doctor soap opera, right? I remember seeing Quincy a few times, but my dad hated it and wouldn't let me put it on - he said that Quincy was a preachy old fool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (BI5O2)

57 Are squirrels raised in China for dinner? How do they pronounce it?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (Riz8t)

58 You just gotta pray.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (Jspt4)

59 32 Man thinks I'd having sex as a dishwashing?

With all due respect and some extra for good measure, ya might have missed something there...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (vd6bO)

60 Was it an act at the time? Alice Cooper has been very vocal about believing in God and that he repented not out of love for Jesus but fear of hell, which he felt he deserved. "The beginning of Wisdom is the fear of the Lord" and all that

======

Look up the lyrics to After Forever.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:55 PM (MGB5H)

61 Ribald !

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2025 07:56 PM (g47mK)

62 @36

>>Tulsi says they’re releasing documents tomorrow that will refute Obama’s statement.

Unless they have recordings of Obama directing actions, all he as to do is fall back to his actions being the result of the advice and information being provided to him by his advisors, his cabinet and department heads.

For instance, Sally Yates said that it was Biden who pondered whether they could go after Flynn using the Logan Act and that Comey acted upon this suggestion.

Does Obama or Biden face exposure for that based on Yates account?

Even though he's a POS marxist a**hole, Obama was still President with sweeping immunity for official acts.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:56 PM (XV/Pl)

63 This much we do know.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 22, 2025 07:56 PM (kStGQ)

64 Howdy, BruceWayne.

Bride of PI was having a frazzled day a while back after I "saw" you in a thread the previous evening.

I told her that BruceWayne and SheHobbit said, Hi! She got a big grin and told me to tell y'all "Hi" back!

Just thinking about Morons made her day better.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:56 PM (HlyYF)

65 As much as you all like to make fun of Gregory House M.D. and lupus, in fairness, In House - Season 4, Episode 8, “You Don’t Want to Know”, it was lupus, according to Star Fleet Archives.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

66 Live indoor weathervane.

A weathervane without potty training.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (vd6bO)

67 Are squirrels raised in China for dinner? How do they pronounce it?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (Riz8t)

—————

Squirrer

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (u73oe)

68 Gabbard better shit or get off the pot.
Statute of limitations runs out on some of these freaks in two weeks.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (P0m9n)

69 Bride of PI was having a frazzled day a while back after I "saw" you in a thread the previous evening.

I told her that BruceWayne and SheHobbit said, Hi! She got a big grin and told me to tell y'all "Hi" back!

Just thinking about Morons made her day better.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:56

That's awesome.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (MGB5H)

70 >>>Your best weapon against a bear is a firm tone and peer pressure.

Seeing as he got raked by the bear, doesn't seem like a very good weapon. Short of a firearm, the best weapon against a bear is distance. Lot's of distance. That would even apply if you do have a firearm.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (p4nXC)

71 TV dinners always had the rogue carrot or rogue pea in the apple or peach cobbler. Drove me crazy as a kid.

Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:58 PM (77rzZ)

72 Look up the lyrics to After Forever.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:55 PM (MGB5H)
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Meh, the "Prince of Darkness" will pay his debts whether I read them or not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

73 >>>Your best weapon against a bear is a firm tone and peer pressure.

Chuck Norris once crossed paths with a bear and the bear played dead.

Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:58 PM (VofaG)

74 Gabbard better shit or get off the pot.
Statute of limitations runs out on some of these freaks in two weeks.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (P0m9n)
---
Wrong. The seditious conspiracy is still in effect. The clock hasn't even started yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

75 The occult/Satanist part was definitely an act.

An Ozzy story that I hadn't heard before today:

At one point, some genuine occultists set up shop outside the hotel where Sabbath was staying. Circles, pentagrams, black candles, chanting, the whole schtick.

Ozzy got fed up with them being there, so he walked over to them, sang "Happy Birthday", and blew out all their candles.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:59 PM (qpyNK)

76 Looking back as kid, I mostly saw TV shows because Mom controlled to remote. So, a lot of Marcus Welby, Fantasy island, the Love Boat, Lawrence Welk, and other stuff.

My dad did not watch much TV, but he liked Barney Miller and The Bob Newhart Show. And Hee Haw.

Most sitcoms were total shit, and I saw it even as a kid. "on a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes, Willis gets fondled by a gym teacher."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

77 Short of a firearm, the best weapon against a bear is distance. Lot's of distance. That would even apply if you do have a firearm.
_-_-_
Some of our neighbors here have had bears come indoors, but we haven't even seen one near our place. I am told they don't care much for noise, like lots of people talking...and since the wife and I decided to repopulate the earth with people that look like us, it's pretty loud here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 08:00 PM (vd6bO)

78 > Meh, the "Prince of Darkness" will pay his debts whether I read them or not.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

So you think he committed some unforgiveable sin?

I mean, we're all sinners and doomed to hell, other than through grace, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)

79 I came here for piano and cock, and I've had my fill of music...

Posted by: Benedict Gaylord at July 22, 2025 08:01 PM (izT8B)

80 >>Gabbard better shit or get off the pot.
Statute of limitations runs out on some of these freaks in two weeks.

Not if they are all part of the same conspiracy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2025 08:01 PM (viF8m)

81 I wonder if they have to fertilize gardens near Vesuvius anymore...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2025 08:02 PM (mlg/3)

82 >>>This is what I came to the internet for

If you are going to play the piano with a rooster on your head, the hoodie is a good call. Though a rain slicker would be better.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2025 08:02 PM (p4nXC)

83 With all due respect and some extra for good measure, ya might have missed something there...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (vd6bO)
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Young couples don't need a reason, just room to stand. Or brace, or whatever.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:02 PM (ZOv7s)

84 Oh, Dad and I also loved The Muppet Show. Alice Cooper was once a guest star.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (0aYVJ)

85 There's not much Tulsi can do besides refer criminal acts to DOJ.

She says they've already done that, so the rest is up to Bondi.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (6ydKt)

86 Duet for Piano and Cock Cafe

I'm cutting out the middleman and passing the stupidity along to you!

https://youtu.be/WFxDOV6IwHk?t=32

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

87 >>>Mind blown thrice!
Posted by: eleven

you sound like Laszlo Cravensworth.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (KRtlO)

88 or Matt Toast

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

89 no not matt toast, it's matt berry but not matt toast.

Steven Toast?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (KRtlO)

90 Tulsi Gabbard says she will release documents tomorrow that directly refute Bambi's statement of today.

https://tinyurl.com/26pfs3zy

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (paSBy)

91 74 Gabbard better shit or get off the pot.
Statute of limitations runs out on some of these freaks in two weeks.
Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (P0m9n)
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Wrong. The seditious conspiracy is still in effect. The clock hasn't even started yet.
_________
Of course, conspiracy being the hardest to prove.
Clap the cuffs on these punks and let the chips fall where they may

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (P0m9n)

92 Oh, Dad and I also loved The Muppet Show. Alice Cooper was once a guest star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM

There is a great interview floating around out there with him talking about doing that episode. Talks about how after the first day you are just talking to the muppets like they are real.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (MGB5H)

93 Every time I see a pic pf Vesuvius I think of Pink Floyd, Live at Pompeii, 1972-ish. Awesome set.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (0aYVJ)

94 Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (vd6bO)

Groovy. I thought it was a silly joke.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (2GCMq)

95 Moonstruck on TCM The rest of AoS is accordingly cancelled.

Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (77rzZ)

96 84 Oh, Dad and I also loved The Muppet Show. Alice Cooper was once a guest star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (0aYVJ)

Pigs. In. Spaceeee! Bunsen N. Honeydew and Beaker. The Swedish Chef.

Good stuff.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

97
Yay

Posted by: fourseasons at July 22, 2025 08:06 PM (3ek7K)

98 Looking back as kid, I mostly saw TV shows because Mom controlled to remote. So, a lot of Marcus Welby, Fantasy island, the Love Boat, Lawrence Welk, and other stuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Remote? Oy, look at the rich bloke over here, with the TV remote in the 1970s!

Posted by: mikeski was the remote at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

99 Oh, please, please, please, run a clip of Obama saying it's all a lie, and then Tulsi responding "Barack, you ignorant slut".
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2025 07:52 PM (Riz8t)

Not sure she'd get the reference. Tulsi was born in 1981. That pop culture line is from before she was born.

By the time she was old enough to watch SNL, it wasn't remotely funny.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (gKDq2)

100 Can we all play?

French toast?

with ketchup?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (6ydKt)

101 >>>This is the greatest assist of all time.

Fake. Notice how the ball comes out of the tube at one speed and then suddenly accelerates. Then is does some weird changes in speed and direction as it gets close to the cat.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (p4nXC)

102 So you think he committed some unforgiveable sin?

I mean, we're all sinners and doomed to hell, other than through grace, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)
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I don't think one can build a career on the occult and being the Prince of Darkness and then shrug it off with a "just kidding."

But it's not my call to make so no point arguing about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)

103 Some bawdy humor for the Bawdy Humor Appreciators

If there were any, wouldn't they be found on the ONT?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)

104 War Pigs is a jazz composition. I mean that in a good way.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (MX0bI)

105 Pigs. In. Spaceeee! Bunsen N. Honeydew and Beaker. The Swedish Chef.

Good stuff.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (PiwSw)

Ha! the captain's name was Link Hogthrob! Dad loved that show. this was no Sesame Street.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (0aYVJ)

106 ">>>Your best weapon against a bear is a firm tone and peer pressure. "

mebbeso, but my faith lies in my snubnose 629

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (dKEEs)

107 Obama is an ignorant slut.

Good call.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (Jspt4)

108 Was Ozzy really into all the Satanist stuff, though?
I thought it was all just an act to stand out, like Alice Cooper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:09 PM (6ydKt)

109 Oh, Dad and I also loved The Muppet Show. Alice Cooper was once a guest star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (0aYVJ)
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I loved the Muppet Show. I would have had no idea who Alice Cooper was. Half the guests were unknown to me, but it was still funny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)

110 "Hi" right back to Mrs PI!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:10 PM (dKEEs)

111 Posted by: Pug Mahon

Remote? Oy, look at the rich bloke over here, with the TV remote in the 1970s!
Posted by: mikeski was the remote at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

until my Dad gave in and bought Mom a new TV, I *was* the remote. A few times I was the rabbit ears.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

112 >>Fake. Notice how the ball comes out of the tube at one speed and then suddenly accelerates.

That could because of the orange air blower.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (viF8m)

113 If there were any, wouldn't they be found on the ONT?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
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Busty Lesbian Porn can appear at any time. We must be vigilant!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (ZOv7s)

114 Looking back as kid, I mostly saw TV shows because Mom controlled to remote.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:00 PM (0aYVJ)

You had a remote as a kid? I was the remote. And the antenna when necessary.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (gKDq2)

115 Werner reminds all that he has called first dibs on the Time Witches movie, and that youngster in the wizard garb above playing Chopin accompanied by a rooster will definitely be cast in the film. As mentioned previously, I've persuaded Grace Jones to serve as the narrator, thanks in part to our long friendship and shared passion in discussing String Theory and Quantum Entanglements. Can Werner say this will be lit? Most certainly he can.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (6DpJf)

116 TL;DR: TV has always sucked ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Except for the 1978 season of SNL or perhaps, 'The Troubleshooters' with Keenen Wynn in the late 50's.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:12 PM (cYBz/)

117 I thought it was all just an act to stand out, like Alice Cooper.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

It was, he was an entertainer. He wasn't faking about the lifestyle, though.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:12 PM (MX0bI)

118 The Muppets did a pretty good rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" with Animal on drums:

https://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:12 PM (6ydKt)

119
You had a remote as a kid? I was the remote. And the antenna when necessary.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (gKDq2)
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Same, and I remember when my mom finally bought a tv with a remote - and put it in her room.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

120 I wonder if they have to fertilize gardens near Vesuvius anymore...
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Over the years, there have been billions of fertilizations near Mons Venus.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM (cYBz/)

121 Busty Lesbian Porn can appear at any time. We must be vigilant!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM

I asked Mom and Counselor Troi what 'Lesbian Porn' was, but they just slightly smiled at each other, and them Mom said "Nothing, really."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 22, 2025 08:14 PM (0sNs1)

122 It was, he was an entertainer. He wasn't faking about the lifestyle, though.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:12 PM (MX0bI)

Yeah, I honestly don't know much about Ozzy.

I'm like Ace, I knew the biggest hits from Black Sabbath and Ozzy, but that's about it.

I vaguely remember his videos back in the day, and watched maybe five episodes total of his reality tv show.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:14 PM (6ydKt)

123 I never saw any of these shows but Charlie's Angel's, thank G-d. That piece of crap was bad enough.

Welby was some kind of dumb doctor soap opera, right? I remember seeing Quincy a few times, but my dad hated it and wouldn't let me put it on - he said that Quincy was a preachy old fool.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:54 PM (BI5O2)

He was a coroner which from the opener charmed the lay-deez.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:14 PM (8avO+)

124
Over the years, there have been billions of fertilizations near Mons Venus.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM (cYBz/)

I think he's talking about dooin it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 08:15 PM (Jspt4)

125 War Pigs is a jazz composition. I mean that in a good way.
Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (MX0bI)

Tony, Geezer and Bill were the band. Ozzy was the singer.

there. I said it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:15 PM (0aYVJ)

126
I don't think one can build a career on the occult and being the Prince of Darkness and then shrug it off with a "just kidding."

____________

Cooper seems to have said he was sorry and not resumed the act. I pray every day for the conversion of sinners and non-believers. So I'll take this at face value.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2025 08:15 PM (v9cGZ)

127 I took my kid to the LL Bean store in Freeport today. She liked the rifles especially a 6.5 Creedmore. I didn't see anything that could stop a bear .

Posted by: Accomack on the Sheepscot at July 22, 2025 08:15 PM (MuVMU)

128 Oh, Dad and I also loved The Muppet Show. Alice Cooper was once a guest star.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:03 PM (0aYVJ)

The Muppet Show was one of those tv shows everybody wanted to be on. It was a funny show, better than anything real actors did.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (gKDq2)

129 Hadn't Biden already done his blood red libel speech in front of the reichstag by now in his term?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (zZu0s)

130 78 > Meh, the "Prince of Darkness" will pay his debts whether I read them or not.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 07:58 PM (ZOv7s)

So you think he committed some unforgiveable sin?

I mean, we're all sinners and doomed to hell, other than through grace, right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 08:01 PM (qpyNK)

I doubt he sincerely embraced Satan. It was an image, like someone else said upstream, like Alice Cooper, who is a committed Christian and apparently a really nice guy.

Ozzie just fried his brain on drugs and made his own life miserable. He would have died years ago without Sharon, and without being kicked out of his band.

Nothing overtly Satanic about being human, and sinning. We do that mostly on our own.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (1Gsou)

131 >>> until my Dad gave in and bought Mom a new TV, I *was* the remote. A few times I was the rabbit ears.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:10 PM (0aYVJ)

======

A rookie mistake was to be the one of us seven kids to be sitting the closest to the t.v.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (CyFyf)

132 I've persuaded Grace Jones to serve as the narrator, thanks in part to our long friendship and shared passion in discussing String Theory and Quantum Entanglements. Can Werner say this will be lit? Most certainly he can.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (6DpJf)
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Everything will be in pain. Even the birds are in pain. They do not sing so much as shriek in agony.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (ZOv7s)

133 Squeeeeee for the sea otter!

That’s not a lake though. Sea otters only hang out in salt water. I bet that’s prolly SE Alaska.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (mT+6a)

134 anybody else remember the early remotes that were like an ultrasonic xylophone?
button *clinked* a tuned metal bar?

late60's? saw them in the early 70s when they made their way, used, to the poors ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (dKEEs)

135 Over the years, there have been billions of fertilizations near Mons Venus.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM

On didn't work out so well for me.

Posted by: zombie Onan at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

136 The Muppet Show was one of those tv shows everybody wanted to be on. It was a funny show, better than anything real actors did.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (gKDq2)

These days, people confuse mean with funny. The Muppet Show made fun of everything, but did it without malice. The best humor is good natured.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (1Gsou)

137 still hadda wiggl the rabbitears manually, though ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (dKEEs)

138 You had a remote as a kid? I was the remote. And the antenna when necessary.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (gKDq2)
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Same, and I remember when my mom finally bought a tv with a remote - and put it in her room.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

in college we bought a tv that had a remote input, but no remote. If you jingled keys just right you could get it to change channels and turn up the volume and then off. Best to do when leaving for a while.

It's tube was dying and one gun was off, so we called it the "Colors TV" since it was missing a lot of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (8avO+)

139 112 >>Fake. Notice how the ball comes out of the tube at one speed and then suddenly accelerates.

That could because of the orange air blower.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (viF8m)

Oh yeah. Didn't even notice that.
Never mind.
--Emily Litella

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 22, 2025 08:18 PM (p4nXC)

140 I bet that’s prolly SE Alaska.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2025 08:16 PM (mT+6a)

Yep.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 08:18 PM (1Gsou)

141 110 "Hi" right back to Mrs PI!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:10 PM

Thanks sock. Will tell her.

She had a bad day today. Broken bone in her harm did not set correctly and has offset a lot.

Next week she will get to experience the joy of surgery and the installation of a plate and screws.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 08:18 PM (HlyYF)

142 Still bummed over losing Ozzy

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2025 08:19 PM (JA07L)

143 121 gets my vote for Best Comment!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:20 PM (dKEEs)

144 Yeah, I honestly don't know much about Ozzy.

***

I was into Blizzard of Ozz in high school, and also into Black Sabbath featuring Dio. I didn't discover Ozzy-era Black Sabbath until much later. That stuff is on a different level; it really stands the test of time.

Ozzy worked with world-class musicians throughout his solo career, if you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:20 PM (MX0bI)

145 These days, people confuse mean with funny. The Muppet Show made fun of everything, but did it without malice. The best humor is good natured.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (1Gsou)
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People would do send-ups of their own stuff, and it was hilarious. The Muppet Show did a lot of that. The Star Wars cast episode was pretty funny with Gonzo in the Darth Vader mask.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

146 She had a bad day today. Broken bone in her harm did not set correctly and has offset a lot.

Next week she will get to experience the joy of surgery and the installation of a plate and screws.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 08:18 PM (HlyYF)

Broke an arm about 5 years back and got the plate and a free carpal tunnel surgery too. Hand doesn't bend back all the way tho anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:21 PM (8avO+)

147 ow, PI, I got those ...

wishing her a recovery as good as mine was!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:21 PM (dKEEs)

148 You had a remote as a kid? I was the remote. And the antenna when necessary.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (gKDq2)
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Same, and I remember when my mom finally bought a tv with a remote - and put it in her room.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

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I was the remote, the aluminum foil getter, and the person who got to hold the antenna when the station only came in while somebody was holding the antenna.

It's not always fun & games being the youngest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:22 PM (6ydKt)

149 It's tube was dying and one gun was off, so we called it the "Colors TV" since it was missing a lot of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:17 PM (8avO+)
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Monochrome plus green or blue. Can't get it fixed, not broken yet, so keep it going.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:22 PM (ZOv7s)

150 Ozzy worked with world-class musicians throughout his solo career, if you're into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:20 PM (MX0bI)

That was part of his genius. Randy Rhoads was the wunderkind in the metal world. He died way too young. And stupidly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:22 PM (0aYVJ)

151 These days, people confuse mean with funny. The Muppet Show made fun of everything, but did it without malice. The best humor is good natured.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The only thing close to "mean" on the Muppets was Statler and Waldorf bagging on the rest of them.

Oh ho ho!

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

152 Live indoor weathervane.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

They were great live! I saw 'em open for the Pointer Sisters at The Barn in '84.

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

153 Isn't a Duet for Piano and Cock really a Duet for Piano and Organ?

Just asking.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:25 PM (cYBz/)

154 "After Forever" just came up on my playlist. Listen to the lyrics. It's not anti-God. It's pro-God. They did that end-around thing a lot with songwriting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:25 PM (0aYVJ)

155 Randy Rhoads was the wunderkind in the metal world. He died way too young. And stupidly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

He took 'catch the bus' a bit too literally. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:27 PM (cYBz/)

156 The only thing close to "mean" on the Muppets was Statler and Waldorf bagging on the rest of them.

Oh ho ho!
Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

Again, Dad loved them. Reminded him of his dad and uncle. Cranky old bastages.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)

157 Everything will be in pain. Even the birds are in pain. They do not sing so much as shriek in agony.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ja, we are on the same wavelength here. Pain and the certainty of the Heat Death of the Universe - this is truth. That, and I am trying to use a Ouija board to get some notes from the late Charles Nelson Reilly. There is a Sid and Marty Krofft vibe here where his insights could prove helpful.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at July 22, 2025 08:27 PM (6DpJf)

158 That stuff is on a different level; it really stands the test of time.

Ozzy worked with world-class musicians throughout his solo career, if you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:20 PM (MX0bI)

I'm listening to 'War Pigs' now.

It's been awhile but I remember why I liked it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 08:30 PM (6ydKt)

159 Again, Dad loved them. Reminded him of his dad and uncle. Cranky old bastages.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:27 PM (0aYVJ)
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I should buy the DVDs. I guarantee my grandkids will associate me with them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 22, 2025 08:30 PM (ZOv7s)

160 That was part of his genius...

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Ozzy tried to work with buckethead. He said buckethead was a brilliant guitarist but too crazy to deal with. Ozzy couldn't get him to take the bucket off his head, even in private. Ozzy took away the bucket, and buckethead showed up the next day in some kind of fez.

Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:31 PM (MX0bI)

161 Bill Kristol and Bernie Sanders are the new Waldorf & Statler

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2025 08:32 PM (JA07L)

162
g'night everyone ... a quick China Cat / I Know You Rider & it's bedtime.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:32 PM (dKEEs)

163 I read Tony Iommi's memoir a few years ago. He had nothing harsh to say about Ozzy, despite some of Ozzy's chaos. They were lifelong friends.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:32 PM (0aYVJ)

164 Damn cat.

Everyone have a great night.

Back to ckeaning the basement - day 4. I'm still very grateful.

And I still love that cat. But the 2 sided training tape that came in last week may get put to use soon.

Posted by: Stateless - HAPPY NOT HOMELESS! - New Life Creation 14.3 % at July 22, 2025 08:33 PM (jvJvP)

165 Ozzy tried to work with buckethead. He said buckethead was a brilliant guitarist but too crazy to deal with. Ozzy couldn't get him to take the bucket off his head, even in private. Ozzy took away the bucket, and buckethead showed up the next day in some kind of fez.
Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:31 PM (MX0bI)

That would be fine with me if the bucket came with chicken legs and breasts in it every day.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2025 08:33 PM (JA07L)

166 That squirrel video is the stuff of AtC's nightmares.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2025 08:34 PM (Wnv9h)

167 At AP: "Ground squirrels are taking over a North Dakota city and officials are not amused"

Once Minot has fallen, they are perfectly positioned for the South Dakota assault.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 08:34 PM (cb6D/)

168 I want to personally thank Presdent Obama for being a loving Presdent Color. We love you and miss you and your lovely wife. Most honest Presdent ever and appreciate this fact, unlike Trump that lies like a rug !!!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at July 22, 2025 08:35 PM (d3l2y)

169 Ozzy took away the bucket, and buckethead showed up the next day in some kind of fez.
Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 08:31 PM (MX0bI)

Buckethead has always mystified me. Had a chance to see him in Fort Collins once. I kind of wish I had made it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I Have Become Comfortably Lame at July 22, 2025 08:35 PM (0aYVJ)

170 TL;DR: TV has always sucked ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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A vast wasteland.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

Posted by: Howard Beale at July 22, 2025 08:36 PM (XeU6L)

171 Ozzy may have been a good Heavy Metal singer, but when it came to talking the Queen's English it was hard to understand.

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at July 22, 2025 08:37 PM (aKoaI)

172 TL;DR: TV has always sucked ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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A vast wasteland.

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
Posted by: Howard Beale at July 22, 2025 08:36 PM (XeU6L)
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Stupid TV. BE. MORE. FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 22, 2025 08:37 PM (0aYVJ)

173 I was reading some lefty articles about how unfair it is that we send illegals home because the government which allowed them to come in now says they have to go home and suddenly Cliven Bundy came to mind.

If you don't remember, the government changed their interpretation of the grazing rules in his area to screw him and other ranchers. He led escalating protests.

Eventually they arrested him and attacked the protestors gathered for his cause murdering one. And the general response from the left was "if you don't follow the government's rules expect to get jailed or shot"

Well how about we follow the "Bundy rule" now for illegals and immigration protests?

Posted by: Some Bat at July 22, 2025 08:39 PM (t0Rmr)

174 If Vesuvius erupts again, Naples is a goner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2025 08:40 PM (JkO4W)

175 June 16 is one of the 33 Essential Dates of Deadology

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:40 PM (dKEEs)

176 Gunsmoke was good. And The Wire. Those are the only good live action shows I can come up with.

There were more good animated shows, though. Futurama, some of the Simpsons, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 08:41 PM (BI5O2)

177 LOL, g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:41 PM (dKEEs)

178 171 Ozzy may have been a good Heavy Metal singer, but when it came to talking the Queen's English it was hard to understand.
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd

That is because he was from Birmingham, which is very poor, and he dropped out of school at 15.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2025 08:42 PM (pRpzT)

179 Gunsmoke was good. And The Wire. Those are the only good live action shows I can come up with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Can we add "Homcide: Life on the Streets"?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2025 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

180 Another passing to be mentioned:

July 18, 2025, the president of Tamiya, Shunsaku Tamiya, passed away at the age of 90.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2025 08:44 PM (gfTyN)

181 Well how about we follow the "Bundy rule" now for illegals and immigration protests?
Posted by: Some Bat at July 22, 2025 08:39 PM (t0Rmr)

But that was (D)ifferent.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:44 PM (gKDq2)

182 At AP: "Ground squirrels are taking over a North Dakota city and officials are not amused"

Once Minot has fallen, they are perfectly positioned for the South Dakota assault.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 08:34 PM (cb6D/)

We finally may have an answer to "Why not Minot?"

Posted by: pookysgirl has heard a lot of base jokes at July 22, 2025 08:45 PM (fZCRo)

183 Dishwasher lady can stack my plates any time.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2025 08:45 PM (W/lyH)

184 Squirrels with Minuteman III missiles?

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2025 08:46 PM (gfTyN)

185 If Vesuvius erupts again, Naples is a goner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2025 08:40 PM (JkO4W)

That would make The Scudetto up for grabs next year; Napoli won it this year.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:47 PM (gKDq2)

186 For gp. Are they by any chance Colombian ground squirrels, the bane of the cemetery I manage? The little bastards breed more than bunnies and tunnel everywhere. Couldn’t find the AP story.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2025 08:50 PM (2NHgQ)

187 At AP: "Ground squirrels are taking over a North Dakota city and officials are not amused"

Once Minot has fallen, they are perfectly positioned for the South Dakota assault.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 08:34 PM (cb6D/)

We finally may have an answer to "Why not Minot?"
Posted by: pookysgirl
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A remote whine, as an industrial wood chipper spools up in Fargo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2025 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

188 If Vesuvius erupts again, Naples is a goner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2025 08:40 PM (JkO4W)
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Vesuvius is a dawdle. The Campi Flegri is where the action's at.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 22, 2025 08:52 PM (XZ5S6)

189 Are they by any chance Colombian ground squirrels, the bane of the cemetery I manage? The little bastards breed more than bunnies and tunnel everywhere. Couldn’t find the AP story.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine

Found a different story about them. "Richardson's Ground Squirrels." Richardson will have a lot to answer for if they nuke Fargo.

I was wondering also, because I learned to shoot by plinking at "13-lined ground squirrels."

Which we called gophers, but they're not.

Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

190 My sister uses a .22 rifle to kill ground hogs. Does pretty well too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 22, 2025 08:55 PM (uGaBv)

191 They call it a prairie dog or a ground squirrel, but you can bet it's a marmot alright, just a little slimmer, and with a higher dedication to acquiring fresh liebensraum. Don't let anybody try to fool you about that.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 08:56 PM (cb6D/)

192 You had a remote as a kid? I was the remote. And the antenna when necessary.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 08:11 PM (gKDq2)

Heh, me too. We were wayyyyyy behind in updating that particular piece of technology. The TV was older than I was when my parents replaced after I went to college.

Posted by: pookysgirl can still make the dial-up noise at July 22, 2025 08:56 PM (fZCRo)

193 Found a different story about them. "Richardson's Ground Squirrels." Richardson will have a lot to answer for if they nuke Fargo.

I was wondering also, because I learned to shoot by plinking at "13-lined ground squirrels."

Which we called gophers, but they're not.
Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

That's what is prevalent around here, also the 13-banded bastards. I swear I saw a totally black gopher run across the road this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2025 08:57 PM (nK4uM)

194 mikeski. Just found the article. Richardson’s are the same species as the Colombians. And all varieties here are called gophers. Kind of like Coke in the south, you have to ask what flavor, Dr Pepper or Pepsi or RC, etc. You get the idea.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2025 08:57 PM (2NHgQ)

195 well, it required It Hurts Me Too, Smokestack Lightnin' (Pigpen!) and a bit of Playin' In The Band, but now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 08:57 PM (dKEEs)

196 I was wondering also, because I learned to shoot by plinking at "13-lined ground squirrels."

Which we called gophers, but they're not.
Posted by: mikeski

We call them chipmunks, but they're not.
Go figger.

Posted by: John Belushi, batting eyes at July 22, 2025 08:57 PM (cPGH3)

197 Sorry, had a sock over me bloomin eyes, I did.

Posted by: MkY at July 22, 2025 08:58 PM (cPGH3)

198 At AP: "Ground squirrels are taking over a North Dakota city and officials are not amused"

Bring in a truckload of Haitians.
When the squirrels are eradicated get rid of the Haitians.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 08:59 PM (/lPRQ)

199
Tulsi Gabbard says she will release documents tomorrow that directly refute Bambi's statement of today.

https://tinyurl.com/26pfs3zy
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

===================

So he lied. There's got to be something actionable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 09:03 PM (HL/Ld)

200 The Philadephia Phillies beat the Boston Red Sox [ on Monday ] after a catcher interference ruling with the bases loaded - a way of winning a game not seen in the major leagues since 1971.
With the scores level in the borrom of the 10th inning, Red Sox catcher Carlos Narvaez was deemed to have interfered with the swing of Phillies batter Edmundo Sosa - sending him to first base and "walking in" a walk-off run as the baserunners all advanced.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2025 09:03 PM (GITLP)

201 Youngest children should always be the channel changer, antenna holder, etc. Why else keep them around? Sweeping up and peeling potatoes are a plus!

Posted by: First Born at July 22, 2025 09:05 PM (G5+As)

202
"Ground squirrels are taking over a North Dakota city and officials are not amused"

Once Minot has fallen, they are perfectly positioned for the South Dakota assault.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice

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I wonder what natural predator was erased from the area?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 09:05 PM (HL/Ld)

203 Wikipedia sez "Prairie dogs have some of the most complex systems of communication and social structures in the animal kingdom."

Command. Control. Communications. It was obvious all along that they're bent on conquest.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:05 PM (cb6D/)

204 Ozzy may have been a good Heavy Metal singer, but when it came to talking the Queen's English it was hard to understand.
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd

He was from Birmingum. Not quite the Queen's English.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at July 22, 2025 09:07 PM (KAi1n)

205
I was maybe 10 years old, half-asleep one night when the voice of my mom calling me from her bedroom disturbed my near-slumber. I went dragging into her room, where she lay cozy and semi-conscious. I said "What?"

She mumbled, "Turn off the t.v." Which was playing at the foot of her bed.

I really REALLY wanted to turn the t.v. volume up to full blast and go back to my room... but I didn't.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 09:08 PM (HL/Ld)

206 I sent a photo of two of my marmots to the Saturday afternoon threads. It's not a good photo, so I don't know if they'll use it. But surveillance is vital and it pays to know your enemy. IFF.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:08 PM (cb6D/)

207 203 Wikipedia sez "Prairie dogs have some of the most complex systems of communication and social structures in the animal kingdom."

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Are they putting cybernetic control systems into bees? I don't think so.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2025 09:08 PM (JkO4W)

208 207 Don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:10 PM (cb6D/)

209 I've noticed a lack of binturong in here. I may have forgotten, though. They are interesting animals. Smell like buttered popcorn.

Posted by: Two Binturong Don't Make A Right at July 22, 2025 09:11 PM (G5+As)

210 My former town had an elaborate, expensive (of course) method of removing prairie dogs humanely. the Varmint Vac.

I always thought it would be better to have a bunch of kids with 22s plinking them, safely of course.

Posted by: Random Nic, for now at July 22, 2025 09:11 PM (0aYVJ)

211 I doubt the varmint on the receiving end, would call it a "plink".

Posted by: Nice Word For A Hole In The Head at July 22, 2025 09:14 PM (G5+As)

212 211 Around here they use poison, an azide that puffs them up like balloons. Takes days to die. Very very cruel

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:14 PM (cb6D/)

213 Youngest children should always be the channel changer, antenna holder, etc. Why else keep them around? Sweeping up and peeling potatoes are a plus!
Posted by: First Born at July 22, 2025 09:05 PM (G5+As)

Oh yeah!!???
Well, we'll be the last to die!

Posted by: Last Born at July 22, 2025 09:15 PM (W/lyH)

214 213, or so you hope ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 09:17 PM (dKEEs)

215 My former town had an elaborate, expensive (of course) method of removing prairie dogs humanely. the Varmint Vac.

Thought for sure you were going to say the Varmitanator.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2025 09:17 PM (W/lyH)

216 Oh yeah!!???
Well, we'll be the last to die!
Posted by: Last Born

You should live so long!

Posted by: If I Let You at July 22, 2025 09:17 PM (G5+As)

217 For gp. We use carbon monoxide pumped into the runs and burrows. A gentle, permanent sleep.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2025 09:17 PM (2NHgQ)

218 or so you hope ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 09:17 PM (dKEEs)

Well, yeah. That is true.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2025 09:18 PM (W/lyH)

219 217 That's more humane. Sometimes they do so much damage to infrastructure, there's really no choice.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:19 PM (cb6D/)

220 Youngest children should always be the channel changer, antenna holder, etc. Why else keep them around? Sweeping up and peeling potatoes are a plus!
Posted by: First Born at July 22, 2025 09:05 PM (G5+As)
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Oh yeah!!???
Well, we'll be the last to die!
Posted by: Last Born at July 22, 2025 09:15 PM (W/lyH)

I inherit everything.

Posted by: Only Child at July 22, 2025 09:19 PM (gKDq2)

221 and you are a better person for it, morticia

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 09:19 PM (dKEEs)

222 I was taken advantage of by step-sisters, but won out in the end!

Posted by: Rindercella at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (G5+As)

223 Lebensraum/Liebensraum...I see what ya did there. Just like the dishwasher joke.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (vd6bO)

224 I had a neighbor that had a remote for his TV back in the 70's.
We figured out that it used sound somehow. Spent a whole summer changing his channels from the fence outside his house by clicking two quarters together.
Then we see him putting it into his car one morning to return it and copped to what we had been doing. He of course told our parents.
Lost a week of summer over that one.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (sNI6D)

225 What would be the natural predator for prairie dogs? Wolves? Coyotes? Snakes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

226 rlyg'night?
?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 09:21 PM (dKEEs)

227 What would be the natural predator for prairie dogs? Wolves? Coyotes? Snakes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

I would imagine eagles and other birds of prey.

Posted by: Only Child at July 22, 2025 09:21 PM (gKDq2)

228 rlyg'night?
?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 09:21 PM (dKEEs)

Is that you, cthulu?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 09:22 PM (zZu0s)

229 Good-bye only child, whoever you are.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 09:23 PM (gKDq2)

230 What would be the natural predator for prairie dogs? Wolves? Coyotes? Snakes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 09:20 PM (zZu0s)

Foxes and badgers, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2025 09:23 PM (uR5MM)

231 Oh yeah!!???
Well, we'll be the last to die!
Posted by: Last Born at July 22, 2025 09:15 PM (W/lyH)

I inherit everything.
Posted by: Only Child at July 22, 2025 09:19 PM (gKDq2)

We'll see...

Posted by: Weird Uncle Dave on Parole at July 22, 2025 09:27 PM (0aYVJ)

232 Foxes

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2025 09:23 PM (uR5MM)

Don't know who it was here but they quoted something about foxes I still laugh at because it's so true: "A fox is a cat's mind in a dog's body." Best description of a fox I've ever read/heard.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 09:27 PM (gKDq2)

233 This is the photo Sarah McLachlan uses when she does the Save The Prairie Dogs Tour:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9p7nse

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:28 PM (cb6D/)

234 Actually thought that ugly Dim was Tim Walz, only to realize it was ugly Tim Kaine!

Then moved on to be totally blonde and think the guy was in the clouds!

All done now!

Our Golden LIKED to go to the vet because he got treats. To his dying breath he got treats as I smiled through my tears. Food is what he lived for. He died a happy boy.

We were told we "could tell" when it was "time." He'd had a stroke but was doing ok (sort of) for a few weeks on steroids. He was "supposed" to stop eating and that would tell us. He never stopped eating but we knew it was time. He was 13yrs old and the boss of us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 09:29 PM (6PCLE)

235 161 Bill Kristol and Bernie Sanders are the new Waldorf & Statler
Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2025 08:32 PM (JA07L)

Waldorf and Statler are actually funny and entertaining..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 22, 2025 09:30 PM (bA75n)

236 AOP, I am foolishly trying to replace the climate control panel in my 2012 Hyundai Accent by myself. I'm stuck right off the bat! Can't figure out how to pry the old one out of the dash. The YT video makes it look like it just pops right out. Any help?

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (cb6D/)

237 My former town had an elaborate, expensive (of course) method of removing prairie dogs humanely. the Varmint Vac.

Thought for sure you were going to say the Varmitanator.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or the Varmint-a-matic!

Posted by: Zombie Ron Popeil at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (cYBz/)

238 233 This is the photo Sarah McLachlan uses when she does the Save The Prairie Dogs Tour:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9p7nse
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:28 PM (cb6D/)

That's kinda like a "Save the Mosquitoes" tour. Don't worry, Sarah Darlin', they'll survive all right.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (vd6bO)

239 Don't know who it was here but they quoted something about foxes I still laugh at because it's so true: "A fox is a cat's mind in a dog's body." Best description of a fox I've ever read/heard.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 09:27 PM (gKDq2)

We have some fox running around here periodically, looking for the feral domestic rabbits infesting our locality.

Posted by: Mike Lives in a Weird Neighborhood at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (0aYVJ)

240 Just had a memory. When my then-wife and I were expecting our first child (ok, she was expecting) I threatened to name him (if it was a boy, we didn't know until he popped out) Ozzy Angus.

She was a little bit country, I was a little bit rock 'n roll, so she wasn't too amused.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2025 09:36 PM (144I4)

241 My former town had an elaborate, expensive (of course) method of removing prairie dogs humanely. the Varmint Vac.

Posted by: Random Nic, for now at July 22, 2025 09:11 PM (0aYVJ)
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Sounds like the plot of Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Wererabbit.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (P/Jb0)

242 236
This video will not help, but it is what came to mind. Dynamite. https://tinyurl.com/EKBMRedGreen

Anyhow, your question reminded me of Dad pulling a steering column out of an old Ford Galaxie. As soon as he thought he had every necessary thing removed, there was one more thing to remove. Dad was not always a patient guy and got out the cutting torch. Much toxic smoke later, he had the thing out.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (vd6bO)

243
and you are a better person for it, morticia
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

============

My motives for making that choice weren't exactly virtuous.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (HL/Ld)

244
My former town had an elaborate, expensive (of course) method of removing prairie dogs humanely. the Varmint Vac.

Rush Limbaugh used to talk about that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (63Dwl)

245 212 211 Around here they use poison, an azide that puffs them up like balloons. Takes days to die. Very very cruel
Posted by: For gp,

Oh, no! Is that what happened to Bridget Fonda?

Posted by: Plump When You Cook 'Em at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (G5+As)

246 Sounds like the plot of Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Wererabbit.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2025 09:37 PM (P/Jb0)
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And the removal company was called Anti-Pesto

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2025 09:38 PM (P/Jb0)

247 Ozzy Angus.

She was a little bit country, I was a little bit rock 'n roll, so she wasn't too amused.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 22, 2025 09:36 PM (144I4)

So, if a girl, Lerline Sue?

Muddy May?

Posted by: Mike Lives in a Weird Neighborhood at July 22, 2025 09:39 PM (0aYVJ)

248 AOP, I am foolishly trying to replace the climate control panel in my 2012 Hyundai Accent by myself. I'm stuck right off the bat! Can't figure out how to pry the old one out of the dash. The YT video makes it look like it just pops right out. Any help?
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (cb6D/)

Last Hundawi I worked on was a Stellar, lo these many years ago. I know they sell kits of plastic pry bars for this purpose.

Watch the YT videos closely, and see if they reveal any latches on the panel. You may have to pry the panel up gently near the latch, and slip in a slim tool to deflect the latch.

Best I can do, without seeing it.

If you have a U-Pull-It yard near you, go there and see if they have a similar model, and practice on it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2025 09:40 PM (uR5MM)

249 We have some fox running around here periodically, looking for the feral domestic rabbits infesting our locality.
Posted by: Mike Lives in a Weird Neighborhood at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (0aYVJ)

Ever heard them mate? It is like the ghost of Osama with his harem of screaming goats in the back 40.

I am serious.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 09:40 PM (6PCLE)

250 If you have a U-Pull-It yard near you, go there and see if they have a similar model, and practice on it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was permanently banned from my local U-Pull-It.

Posted by: Uncle Pervy at July 22, 2025 09:43 PM (G5+As)

251 I was permanently banned from my local U-Pull-It.
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at July 22, 2025 09:43

Could always try a shed at Lowe's.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 09:46 PM (MGB5H)

252 I believe alice cooper is a Christian that says his wife saved him after all the usual rock star bullshit. I do know he was the basebal l coach tohis kids little league team. Imagine showing up with your kid to the first day and alice cooper is in charge.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2025 09:48 PM (iNp3L)

253 248 That's a good suggestion! There's one close by.

I already have the replacement panel from an eBay seller. Right now I'm watching a video of a Hindu disassembling an entire dash to get to a condenser. No way am I taking the whole dash off.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:49 PM (cb6D/)

254 You know, you try to encourage people to visit AoS, and suggest the cafe, with its videos of animal antics and silly people, as a safe jumping-in spot.

Wouldn't you know some innocent will find this place and see the "Duet for Piano and Cock" title at the top, and a dirty joke meme at the end.

Okay, I don't actually ever recommend AoS to innocents.
😲

Posted by: mindful webworker - I don't actually know anyone at July 22, 2025 09:52 PM (RviYc)

255 I just picked 2 gallons of strawberries and a peck of tomatoes. Summer in AK is wonderful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 09:52 PM (1Gsou)

256 "Watch the YT videos closely, and see if they reveal any latches on the panel. You may have to pry the panel up gently near the latch, and slip in a slim tool to deflect the latch."

My replacement part has a plastic tang on the bottom edge, so I pried in and levered it to try to unlatch the old one that way, but no go.

The official pry tools are inexpensive, so I'll pick them up and try them instead of using a steak knife and flathead screwdriver.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:53 PM (cb6D/)

257 Alice Cooper lived next door to Rick Nelson and family in the 70s. Tracy Nelson went to see his show and said-"That's Alice?

Posted by: Tales From The Hollywood Hills at July 22, 2025 09:53 PM (G5+As)

258 "Okay, I don't actually ever recommend AoS to innocents."

I recommend it to the guilty, but they're all too streetwise to fall for it.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:54 PM (cb6D/)

259 You know, you try to encourage people to visit AoS, and suggest the cafe, with its videos of animal antics and silly people, as a safe jumping-in spot.

Wouldn't you know some innocent will find this place and see the "Duet for Piano and Cock" title at the top, and a dirty joke meme at the end.

Okay, I don't actually ever recommend AoS to innocents.
😲
Posted by: mindful webworker - I don't actually know anyone at July 22, 2025 09:52 PM (RviYc)
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Wait until they discover that pants are required attire for the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2025 09:55 PM (IBQGV)

260 Now the Hindu has stripped out the entire cabin interior. Everything except the damn climate control panel.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 09:56 PM (cb6D/)

261 The draconian No Pants Doctrine coast this place eyeballs and cash.

Posted by: Free The Briefs! at July 22, 2025 09:57 PM (G5+As)

262 WHOOOFREAKINGHOOOOOOOOO

it’s Tuesday night.

It’s a gorgeous evening. Sunny and 70 and the sun won’t set for another almost two hours.

Gorgeous out here. Anybody wanna beer?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2025 09:59 PM (mT+6a)

263 I believe alice cooper is a Christian that says his wife saved him after all the usual rock star bullshit. I do know he was the basebal l coach tohis kids little league team. Imagine showing up with your kid to the first day and alice cooper is in charge.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2025 09:48 PM (iNp3L)

You kids better play hard or there will be no more Mr. Niceguy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 22, 2025 10:00 PM (dR6yv)

264 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 10:02 PM (zZu0s)

265 184 Squirrels with Minuteman III missiles?
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Treenet has now been activated

Posted by: CyberAcorn Systems at July 22, 2025 10:12 PM (DsA2n)

266 265 Ha!

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 10:13 PM (cb6D/)

267 Nutnet.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at July 22, 2025 10:13 PM (cb6D/)

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