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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Media Pushes Another Completely-Fabricated Hoax on CountryAn immigrant family of Cultural Enrichers and Basement Laboratory Cancer-Curers made up a hoax and the left-wing propaganda media spread it without doing a moment's worth of fact-checking. A newspaper in Allentown, PA, called The Morning Call apparently decided it wanted to play Big-Time Media and manufacture a hoax of its own. The story peddled to this undistinguished rag went like this: A Chilean Cultural Enricher, 82 years young with a long history of Curing Cancers went to a Fascist Government Office to get his green card replaced when, wouldn't you know it, Fascist ICE officers seized him and deported him to the wrong country -- Guatemala -- which he had never even visited. He almost immediately collapsed due to Fascism-Caused Pneumonia and was rushed to a hospital, at which point he died and then ICE pretended they'd never detained him at all. They just "disappeared" this 82-year-old Cancer Researcher, thus proving that the Current Year Leftist Narrative about "disappearing" people is true. Here's how one left-wing podcaster "reported" the "story," for example:Instead of processing the request, ICE handcuffed him, detained his wife for 10 hours, and later told the family; through a fake "lawyer," that he was dead. Turns out, ICE quietly transferred him through a Minnesota detention center and dumped him in Guatemala, a country he has zero ties to. There's no deportation paperwork, no public record. His family only found him alive after relatives in Chile tracked him to a Guatemalan hospital. Leon suffers from diabetes, high blood pressure, and heart issues. The DOJ is now under fire, but this is the Trump-era immigration machine still in motion--cruel, unaccountable, and lawless. If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident... They can disappear anyone.Oh no they're disappearing people just like left-wing agitators have been claiming for the past two No Kings protests! There were a few problems with this convenient narrative-reinforcing tale of woe. Multiple international news outlets, including The Guardian, ran with the story, giving it an air of credibility, to the point where AI engines like Google and Grok were claiming it was confirmed. But by Sunday, holes started to appear. For example, why did the family first claim Leon had died in custody before changing the story to him being deported to Guatemala? Why could the Guatemalan authorities find no record of Leon being admitted into their country? Why was the granddaughter, who was the primary source for the press, claiming that Leon had "no plans" to return to the United States if he was illegally deported to a country he's not even from? Instead of pressing those inconsistencies, though, The Morning Call doubled down. According to their first update of the story, the granddaughter flew to Guatemala and relayed information from Leon himself, including a series of new or altered claims. Immigration lawyer Nicolette Glazer, who has been chronicling this story from the beginning, was immediately skeptical given her expertise. So every time someone checks up on the claims made by this Cultural Enricher, and finds them to be false, she changes the "facts" to new ones that haven't been disproven yet. First he died in custody but wait no, he was "secretly" shipped to Guatemala, and then he was shipped to Guatemala and died in Guatemala, no wait he's alive again but he's not coming back because Trump is so fascist. Bill Melugin covered the hoax as well:
WASHINGTON -- Today, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) set the record straight on misleading and false reporting that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) "secretly deported" a so-called "Allentown grandfather" to Guatemala. Additionally, reporting claimed he "died" in ICE custody. The Morning Call, an Allentown, Pennsylvania, newspaper published the following headline on July 20, 2025, without any facts from DHS about major allegations made against law enforcement... The family of the individual allegedly told reporters he was handcuffed and taken by federal officers at a green card appointment in Philadelphia. This claim is completely false. There is no record of the man appearing at any green card appointment in or around the area of Philadelphia on June 20, 2025. Furthermore, ICE has not deported Luis Leon--a Chilean national--to Guatemala, as his family members have said. ICE's only record of this individual entering the U.S. is in 2015 from Chile under the visa waiver program. According to reporting by the Associated Press, the Guatemalan Institute of Migration--which coordinates with ICE on all deportations from the U.S. to Guatemala--claims they have not received anyone matching the name, age or nationality of Luis Leon back into Guatemala. According to the report, the family alleges a woman claiming to be an immigration lawyer called and offered to help them but did not disclose how she knew about the case. The family claims this individual also told them Leon died in ICE custody. "ICE never arrested or deported Luis Leon to Guatemala. Nor does ICE 'disappear' people--this is a categorical lie being peddled to demonize ICE agents who are already facing an 830% increase in assaults against them. This was a hoax peddled by the media who rushed to press without pausing to corroborate the facts with DHS. This was journalistic malpractice," said Assistant Secretary McLaughlin.
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Oh well
Posted by: javems at July 22, 2025 06:47 PM (8I4hW) 2
YEETING
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2025 06:47 PM (W2Pud) 3
But what about Uranus??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2025 06:48 PM (2yoRf) 4
Never forget it's all projection. Or more to the point - confession.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2025 06:48 PM (E0p3T) 5
They keep saying Alligator Alcatraz is a concentration camp, those timid, word-mincing little euphemists.
It's a crappy airport hotel. Posted by: Bombadil at July 22, 2025 06:49 PM (MX0bI) 6
Crocodile Colditz.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2025 06:50 PM (2yoRf) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 06:51 PM (Jspt4) Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 06:52 PM (6PCLE) 9
FFS
The stupid. It hurts my head. *flips to live streaming sea otter cam at Vancouver Aquarium* Ahhhhhhh Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2025 06:52 PM (W2Pud) 10
If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident...
They can disappear anyone. If 'they' can frame-up a President for colluding with Russia !!!, charge him with novel crimes, pop him in the head, and then pretend none of it ever happened, then, No Shit Sherlock, "They" can disappear anyone. Just depends on who "they" are. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 06:54 PM (/lPRQ) 11
They keep saying Alligator Alcatraz is a concentration camp, those timid, word-mincing little euphemists.
It's a crappy airport hotel. Posted by: Bombadil === Can you get half-day rates, or by the hour? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 06:55 PM (/lPRQ) 12
Luis Leon is living the good life on Martha's Vineyard, in that timeline where Kameltoe is president.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 22, 2025 06:55 PM (5yDGQ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2025 06:56 PM (rvwwT) 14
The left desperately needs these stories to be real, that's why they keep popping up. And that's why they keep falling for them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 06:56 PM (e5NfL) 15
You can check out anytime you like or you could just fucking leave.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 06:57 PM (oADFa) 16
" I can't wait to see which third world hospital this perpetually-dying but perpetually-regenerating codger winds up next."
I laughed. I think you should consider a side line as a conservative stand up comic, Ace. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2025 06:57 PM (2GCMq) 17
BREAKING:Luis Leon has been seen pumping gas at a station in Arizona along with Elvis and Ozzy Osborne.
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2025 06:57 PM (YwEeS) 18
Ozzy Rulz!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 22, 2025 06:57 PM (H2g6D) 19
Theo Huxtable and Ozzie Osbourne dead.
Which one for the trifecta ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 06:58 PM (/lPRQ) 20
Black Sabbath's singer died.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 06:58 PM (oADFa) 21
Leon is living larger.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 22, 2025 06:58 PM (dR6yv) 22
There is also a new noose hate crime being investigated . Allegedly some racist white person left a noose at the Titan Stadium construction site so they halted all construction to conduct their investigation. A 250k reward has been offered to identify whitey.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 06:59 PM (VofaG) 23
Mick Jagger is pretty old
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:00 PM (Jspt4) Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2025 07:00 PM (8uzBS) 25
I never learned how to tie a noose.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:00 PM (oADFa) 26
IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE IN JULY!!!
Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2025 07:00 PM (47/pr) 27
According to the Chilean government Luis died in 2019 in Santiago Chile.
So is he dead dead or mostly dead and Miracle Max has a shot a bringing him back? Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 22, 2025 07:02 PM (+B0xk) 28
25 I never learned how to tie a noose.
You can, white devils are born knowing how just get a length of rope.. Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2025 07:02 PM (YwEeS) 29
Allentown? Isn’t that where they are closing all the factories down?
Posted by: Cow Demon at July 22, 2025 07:02 PM (vm8sq) Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2025 07:03 PM (8uzBS) 31
Theo Huxtable and Ozzie Osbourne dead.
Which one for the trifecta ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 06:58 PM (/lPRQ) I was going to make a dead pool guess to complete the trifecta but it just seemed wrong so I deleted it. Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:03 PM (VofaG) 32
"Guatemala is close enough to Chile! Be happy you are not in El Salvador, Leon!"
I am now in charge of deportments! Now, in addition to live reporting of Alligator Alcatraz...or at the bare minimum, the complaint hotline...I want to see live camera feed of confused deportees in foreign lands. I don't ask for much. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:04 PM (6PCLE) Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at July 22, 2025 07:04 PM (H2g6D) 34
Did Theo Huxtable die of aids?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:05 PM (oADFa) 35
Oh no they're disappearing people just like left-wing agitators have been claiming for the past two No Kings protests! - Ace
Sublime. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at July 22, 2025 07:05 PM (NXz8h) Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at July 22, 2025 07:05 PM (mH6SG) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:06 PM (zZu0s) 38
Did Theo Huxtable die of aids?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:05 PM (oADFa) And the ocean. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:06 PM (zZu0s) 39
"If they can disappear an elderly, law-abiding U.S. resident...
They can disappear anyone." Huh? An elderly law abiding person is probably the second easiest person to disappear next to like a tiny deaf kid. These 65 iq clowns just repeat their gay ass mantras about stuff like this to the point of absurdity. Your not some freedom fighter bro. You're a gay black nerd. Posted by: Cmonman at July 22, 2025 07:06 PM (nXay/) 40
I can't wait to see which third world hospital this perpetually-dying but perpetually-regenerating codger winds up next.
------- Next season on Doctor Who, The Master steps aside in favor of another, even more powerful renegade Time Lord - El Abuelo. No matter how many times The Doctor deports El Abuelo, he comes back in a taco truck that's much bigger on the inside... big enough to fit more Senores del Tiempo than a sweltering big rig trailer. Will The Doctor be able to stop this fiend before he wipes out humanity with novel strains of meningitis and false-bottomed gas tanks full of fentanyl? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:06 PM (BI5O2) 41
IAW inter web rules, demonstrably false claims become true if repeated by a sufficient number of influencers and podcast commandos.
Who is John Galt ? Posted by: Going deep. Out. at July 22, 2025 07:07 PM (3aNof) 42
Why does Grandpa Leon look like Kevin Costner?
He looks pretty dang good, wherever he is! How I love this, Ace! The entire story! LOL Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:07 PM (6PCLE) 43
But was he sporting a festive little hat?
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 22, 2025 07:07 PM (d4UP6) 44
Kevin Costner drank peepee.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:08 PM (oADFa) 45
So Luis went back to Chile and died in 2019 . I assume the family had been collecting some type of benefits that Luis was getting in the States and they were about to get busted.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG) 46
meh, FAFO
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:09 PM (dKEEs) 47
false-bottomed girls make the rockin world go 'round.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 22, 2025 07:09 PM (d4UP6) 48
Peoples that can't swim should stay out the ocean, unless you are Mae West.
Posted by: My Little Chickadee at July 22, 2025 07:09 PM (G5+As) 49
The earth is flat and stationary.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:10 PM (oADFa) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:10 PM (dKEEs) 51
Speaking of hoaxes, remember the church in Taybeh which was supposedly burned down by the small hats?
Looks like it was bullshit: tinyurl.com/4y4694jh There was a fire (1) the church was unharmed and (2) nobody knows who or what set it. This part of the Near East is in the dry season. For all we know a couple of kids accidentally set it smoking hash. Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2025 07:10 PM (K7yuL) 52
false-bottomed girls make the rockin world go 'round.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at July 22, 2025 07:09 PM (d4UP6) Fake tits >>>>>>>>>> butt implants (in general) Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s) 53
In cased you missed it: Valerie Bertinelli's crash out: I cued it up. Stick with it for a minute until she gets out the watermelon...and starts crying. https://is.gd/Okacuf Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2025 07:11 PM (mC9BW) 54
If I was kidnapped by ICE, I'd request to be sent to Peruvia. Always wanted to see it.
Posted by: With Out Papers at July 22, 2025 07:11 PM (G5+As) 55
Deport the family. Enough of this garbage.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (j8ReW) 56
Theo Huxtable and Ozzie Osbourne dead.
Which one for the trifecta ? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2025 06:58 PM (/lPRQ) Leon? Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (W/lyH) 57
Yeah, I don’t think you can stay on a green card for 40 years. This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (b4o9z) Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (VofaG) 59
57 Yeah, I don’t think you can stay on a green card for 40 years. This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (b4o9z Clyde Barrow? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (Jspt4) 60
BREAKING:Luis Leon has been seen pumping gas at a station in Arizona along with Elvis and Ozzy Osborne.
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2025 06:57 PM Not possible because I saw Elvis at the new gas station on the south 286 loop in Paris Texas getting a hot dog. He posed for pictures too. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (e5NfL) 61
The left desperately needs these stories to be real, that's why they keep popping up. And that's why they keep falling for them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 06:56 PM (e5NfL) ------ No they just need to fill space and time to keep their little seals flipping. They know they're lying. Otherwise they would check. Posted by: ... at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T) 62
Whiffle ball?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (oADFa) 63
Your mom?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:14 PM (Jspt4) 64
Hoax or No Hoax, Deport All They Asses.
Posted by: Deport Them All at July 22, 2025 07:14 PM (R/m4+) 65
Leon wears his wet back like a crown
Calls his child Hay-soose Because he likes the name And he sends him to the finest school in town Leon, Leon likes his money He scams a lot, they say Spends his days griftin' Stealin' someone's identi-tay Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:14 PM (qpyNK) 66
This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (b4o9z Clyde Barrow? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (Jspt4) Bonnie and Clyde. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:14 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: ... at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (E0p3T) 68
No they just need to fill space and time to keep their little seals flipping. They know they're lying. Otherwise they would check.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T) Assume that every news story in late July / August is poo. Posted by: WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (K7yuL) 69
Yeah, I don’t think you can stay on a green card for 40 years. This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe A Permanent Resident card is renewed every 10 years, with a new photo and fingerprints. I've had mine for 25 years. Posted by: old chick at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (F3Dlr) 70
Fake tits >>>>>>>>>> butt implants (in general)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:10 PM (zZu0s) But what about the BBL? Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (MGB5H) 71
People lied about this?! The media?! The family?! I shan't believe it. I just shan't.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (Q4IgG) 72
Is Valerie Bertinelli turning Japanese?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (oADFa) 73
This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (b4o9z) Just wish I had more. Posted by: Empress Theodora at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (K7yuL) 74
Yeah, I don’t think you can stay on a green card for 40 years. This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM There are different kinds of green cards. My Navy buddy from Ireland got a permanent resident one when he came to the US. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (e5NfL) 75
I also died while being deported!
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (YqCDc) 76
> They know they're lying. Otherwise they would check.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (E0p3T) Communists come in two primary flavors: stupid and evil (of course those aren't mutually exclusive). The evil ones make up the lies. The stupid ones believe them. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (qpyNK) 77
Luckily I got better
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (YqCDc) 78
45 So Luis went back to Chile and died in 2019 . I assume the family had been collecting some type of benefits that Luis was getting in the States and they were about to get busted.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG) ________________________ That's exactly where my mind went. The theatrics of the family in the initial reporting of this suggested planning and strategy. Then it went sideways and they had to improvise. However, the damn idiot press is so hungry to put a negative spin on ICE that they couldn't let it go, and it spread to international news. Big problem, because everyone's motive for discovering the "truth" is different. Family wants to bury a fraud. Local media wants to appeal to the large immigrant population in Lehigh County and sell papers. International news wants to give Trump a black eye. And, I think you're right. It all started with an effort to hide some errant benefits that were undeserved and likely illegal. Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (dIske) 79
Did you get better?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (oADFa) 80
Stick with it for a minute until she gets out the watermelon...and starts crying. https://is.gd/Okacuf Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2025 07:11 PM (mC9BW) Wow! She makes me look normal! May send to my husband! No wonder Van Halen ran! Or not! I don't know! She named her son Wolfie is all I know. And lost weight. Note: I do not believe in selfies. Certainly not weeping on the Internets. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (6PCLE) 81
Valerie Bertinelli turning Japanese?
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:15 PM (oADFa I really think so. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:17 PM (MGB5H) 82
Luis Leon also died once before because Trump told him to drink bleach. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2025 07:17 PM (vulN1) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:17 PM (dKEEs) 84
> 66 This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:12 PM (b4o9z Clyde Barrow? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:13 PM (Jspt4) Bonnie and Clyde. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at July 22, 2025 07:14 PM (zZu0s) Barack "Gaylord" Obama's nasal septum and rectum. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:17 PM (qpyNK) 85
I just love how grok, Gemini, etc. All accumulate crap, then generate more crap, to confirm crap. It's CRAPTACULAR!
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin' in Amish Country at July 22, 2025 07:17 PM (5s8hD) 86
They just arrested the lady in CA who also came up with a fake ICE kidnapping story. She set up a GoFund page .
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:18 PM (VofaG) 87
How many times is Trump’s cruelly going to kill this poor man?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2025 07:18 PM (b4o9z) 88
Watermelon is food.
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 22, 2025 07:18 PM (oADFa) 89
64 sums up my attitude, pretty much ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (dKEEs) 90
So Luis went back to Chile and died in 2019 . I assume the family had been collecting some type of benefits that Luis was getting in the States and they were about to get busted.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:08 PM (VofaG) Hadn't thought of that. Good as reason as any for making this bullshit up. A preemptive strike, so to speak. Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (gKDq2) 91
They just arrested the lady in CA who also came up with a fake ICE kidnapping story. She set up a GoFund page .
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:18 PM (VofaG) Good on both accounts. I love all these dummies their money to other dummies and criminals. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (MGB5H) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (Jspt4) 93
The opposition knows nothing of honor, or the truth. Their interest lies solely in power, and they will stop at nothing to achieve it.
Posted by: Crusader at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (TN0g+) 94
At what point will these degenerates discover that if you have to lie to make your point, you don't have one?
Except maybe on the top of their tiny pin heads. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (1Gsou) 95
72, we really think so!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (dKEEs) 96
Ifbtheyvwere running a benefits scam, lock them all in a prison that'll make them wish they were in CECOT.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:20 PM (BI5O2) 97
Theo Huxtable and Ozzie Osbourne dead.
Which one for the trifecta ?" I'm coming for you, Elizabeth! Oh, wait... Posted by: man at July 22, 2025 07:20 PM (tubbA) 98
Anyone who says they 'speak truth to power' needs a smack.
I think that should be a smackable offense. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:20 PM (Jspt4) 99
Besides the psychiatrist, Bertinelli should get better glasses (pro tip: round glasses do not flatter a round face) and maybe even a hairstyle from this century.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:20 PM (qpyNK) 100
and we're all glad you did vmom!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:21 PM (dKEEs) Posted by: man at July 22, 2025 07:22 PM (tubbA) 102
In cased you missed it:
Valerie Bertinelli's crash out: I cued it up. Stick with it for a minute until she gets out the watermelon...and starts crying. https://is.gd/Okacuf ---------- Wow, Valerie stole Eddie's haircut...and his glasses as well... Posted by: Crusader at July 22, 2025 07:22 PM (TN0g+) 103
The Allentown Morning Call stands by their story. "We have layer of editor."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (wzAuc) 104
I hate to admit this, but I liked Hot In Cleveland. It made me L-O-L a few times. Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (yI1fK) 105
54 If I was kidnapped by ICE, I'd request to be sent to Peruvia. Always wanted to see it.
Posted by: With Out Papers at July 22, 2025 07:11 PM (G5+As) Do you speak Peruvian? Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (1Gsou) 106
oh, beeebbe
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (dKEEs) 107
Still watching the Valerie video.
Is she going to inject vodka into the watermelon??? I wonder what set her off? New bf? Wolfie ghey? She is wearing a rainbow shirt. I want some watermelon now. Also, what is the deal with the giant plastic eyeglasses for women now? I wore them in the early 80's and hated them. Wore contacts. These large glasses annoy my husband like the false eyelashes. I guess they think they make them look smart? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (6PCLE) 108
One Day at a Time is a terrible show. It's on Roku Get Comedy and I tried to watch a couple of episodes. Man is it bad. And Mackenzie Phillips is fugly.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG) 109
I don't know why you believe they should ruin a perfectly good story with stubborn details like facts.
Geeez, you dinosaurs are always ruining their narratives with your demands for unknowable things like the truth. It's 2025, we don't need to know anything, feelings are all the confirmation we require! Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (6ydKt) 110
Icepick Lobotomy could have Valerie on the path of happiness and mental health in no time.
Posted by: Dr. Walter Freeman at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (G5+As) 111
I bet you could fill The Albert Hall up with a bunch of holes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:24 PM (XV/Pl) 112
103 The Allentown Morning Call stands by their story. "We have layer of editor."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (wzAuc) They are, however, missing a grammar checker. Time to install that AI. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (6ydKt) 113
And Mackenzie Phillips is fugly."
Yeah, but Bonnie Franklin's mouth could handle several cue balls simultaniously. Posted by: man at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (tubbA) 114
I guess she's a recovering alcoholic and letting everybody in to her AA meeting.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (VofaG) 115
> And Mackenzie Phillips is fugly.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:23 PM (VofaG) Yeah, but she often went braless on the show, as did Bonnie Franklin. Bertinelli didn't (her character was the "good girl") but was super cute. That was enough for me at that age. I didn't watch the show for intellectual conntent. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (qpyNK) 116
No wonder Van Halen ran! Or not! I don't know! She named her son Wolfie is all I know. And lost weight.
Note: I do not believe in selfies. Certainly not weeping on the Internets. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:16 PM (6PCLE) Wolfgang, but yeah. He's kinda chunky but the dude can shred. As he should. If my dad was EVH and I couldn't play I'd have to jump off a bridge. Posted by: Watching that weight at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (TbWk/) 117
108 One Day at a Time is a terrible show. It's on Roku Get Comedy and I tried to watch a couple of episodes. Man is it bad. And Mackenzie Phillips is fugly.
Posted by: polynikes But you did like Schneider is what you are saying? Most people find him dreamy! Posted by: Pat Harrington Fan Club Charter Member at July 22, 2025 07:26 PM (G5+As) 118
Several of the leftists I know posted the Occupy Democrats post about this on Facebook. Sheeple
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2025 07:26 PM (Cdp18) 119
USAID and NGO's used to fund these types of PsyOps ... are NGOs still operating on leftover funds? Seems it was a coordinated Op, to interfere with ICE and law enforcement. Get the facts and make some arrests ... isn't that how it is done?
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2025 07:27 PM (vbXSk) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:27 PM (HL/Ld) 121
Woops! I didn't know I could do that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:28 PM (HL/Ld) 122
What is the deal with the poor little rich girls posting videos of their "emotional" issues?
Just says, yeah, they are isolated from real life and don't know how to "embrace the suck," like real people do. They can always crawl back into their cushy mansions that others maintain for them, sink into an enormous jetted tub, eat bonbons and then FUCK OFF. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 07:28 PM (1Gsou) Posted by: Hear hear! at July 22, 2025 07:28 PM (TbWk/) 124
Did they set up a GoFundMe account to help get Grandpa home yet? Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2025 07:28 PM (IifOV) 125
114 I guess she's a recovering alcoholic and letting everybody in to her AA meeting.
Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:25 PM (Vofa As good of an idea as any! Not mocking her for AA, but she needs to maybe consider a private meeting vs blasting her weeps to bazillions. I don't cry in public because it turns my nose into WC Fields. I am suspect of any woman who cries pretty. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:29 PM (6PCLE) 126
121 Woops! I didn't know I could do that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2025 07:28 PM (HL/Ld How did you do that? I always get the 'you better type something' error. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2025 07:29 PM (Jspt4) 127
Democrats have been lying to everyone for so many years they don't know the truth anymore.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2025 07:30 PM (1Gsou) 128
News from the time witches alternate universe:
Instead of this fake deportation hoax, in our timeline all penguins were forcibly exiled from the antarctic and now wage war with the northern hemisphere. Things are terribly dire because that whole region is run by queen empress Kamala who, turns out was really very truly stupid, and we probably shouldn't have elected her. Yeah that's on us,... but the penguins man, who knew they were so vicious! Posted by: banana Dream at July 22, 2025 07:30 PM (cduTK) 129
@108
>>One Day at a Time is a terrible show. It's on Roku Get Comedy and I tried to watch a couple of episodes. Man is it bad. And Mackenzie Phillips is fugly. Well it was up against Marcus Welby and Soap for it's first season and then Charlies Angels and Baretta. It never ranked higher than 8th place in Nielson's but that's pretty good considering there were only 3 channels in the mid-70's. Anyway the big draw was Schneider and his every man appeal. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:30 PM (XV/Pl) 130
I would say that maybe Valerie knew Malcom (who I liked and it is a shame he drowned in a rip tide).
However, it was seven days ago. Maybe he weeps for Leon? If you are going to weep on camera at least tell us why. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at July 22, 2025 07:31 PM (6PCLE) 131
So, since I got savaged for hating on Bach earlier today, I now feel confident in stating that I don’t care about Ozzie Osbourne.
He was mildly amusing puttering around as a way-past it dude on that reality show back in the day. But that was his ONLY entertainment value in the entirety of his life. Go ahead, fire your brickbats at me. I am well huddled-down in my bunker. Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:31 PM (77rzZ) 132
This story has more holes than, well, something with a shitload of holes.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe Clyde Barrow? Posted by: AlaBAMA Obama's bathhouse-punch-card collection? Posted by: mikeski at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (DgGvY) 133
Good on both accounts. I love all these dummies their money to other dummies and criminals.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2025 07:19 PM (MGB5H) Problem is that these are rewards after the damage is done. Like Patrisse Cullors, who bought herself mansions with her #blm money. Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (K7yuL) 134
I want to see an FCC investigation into the broadcast entities with possible license suspension. They are completely unregenerate liars -- even psychotically so -- and it is a matter of national concern. They have lost all sense of the broadcasters' civic responsibility.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (WHfpM) 135
I don't recall liking One Day At A Time much either.
I remember watching it as a kid because the adults had it on, but I was never begging to watch it. It seemed like a show for chicks even when I was 6. I did like the other chick show The Facts of Life, for some reason. Maybe I liked looking at the blonde girl, Blair. It was funnier than One Day At A Time. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt) 136
Bulg, I don't care about Pzzy either but why dont you like Bach?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at July 22, 2025 07:33 PM (YqCDc) 137
> It seemed like a show for chicks even when I was 6.
See, there's the thing. You needed to be more like 11, 12 or 13 to fully appreciate that show from a male perspective. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:33 PM (qpyNK) 138
So no Hunter interview post today? Guessing Ace has to sleep on it. A lot of new adjective use to consider. Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (Y8DZL) 139
So, since I got savaged for hating on Bach earlier today, I now feel confident in stating that I don’t care about Ozzie Osbourne.
He was mildly amusing puttering around as a way-past it dude on that reality show back in the day. But that was his ONLY entertainment value in the entirety of his life. Go ahead, fire your brickbats at me. I am well huddled-down in my bunker. ------------ In a previous thread I posted my Definitive Top 5 of Black Sabbath albums (with apologies to TJM) and it included ZERO Ozzy albums and 5 with Ronnie James Dio on vocals (2 were released under the band monicker "Heaven & Hell"). Posted by: Crusader at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (TN0g+) 140
I assume most every man of a certain age had a little boy's crush on Valerie Bertinelli back in the day.
Posted by: PabloD at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (HoiAv) 141
I am so depressed! I am so sad at the moment! BooHoo, I am a super rich exwife of a now deceased rock n roll god...BooHoo! I feel so sad, I have had my ass wiped by hot and cold running maids for over 40 years now and it is so sad! BooHoo! I was once super hot so love me love me love me! BooHoo! I haven't seen a real penis in years! I am so sad! BooHoo! My son is a fat fuck too! BooHoo!
Posted by: Valerie Needssomedicknowerelli at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (R/m4+) 142
See, there's the thing. You needed to be more like 11, 12 or 13 to fully appreciate that show from a male perspective.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:33 PM (qpyNK) Could be. I haven't watched it since like 1982 so you might be right. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (6ydKt) 143
Drama queens and drama queers. For goodness sake, shut up and enjoy your money. And most of you assholes are shit people and we don't want to hear your opinions about stuff you are too stupid to understand. Posted by: fourseasons at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (3ek7K) 144
Re-posting this video from a previous ONT in honor of Ozzy.
(Kitties do War Pigs) https://tinyurl.com/2byp3jf3 Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:34 PM (HlyYF) 145
> I want to see an FCC investigation into the broadcast entities with possible license suspension.
Networks don't have licenses to suspend, nor do cable shows. Only local broadcast stations that actually emit RF into the atmosphere have to have licenses. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (qpyNK) 146
Nood
Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (GYt5+) 147
Again, people, there were only 3 network channels in the US until the mid-80s when FOX started to be a player and started to be a disrupter in the mono-culture.
For example, many parts of The Bronx did not get Cable TV until the mid-90's. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (XV/Pl) 148
For best viewing, turn your speakers to 11!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 22, 2025 07:35 PM (HlyYF) 149
The Get Comedy channel also runs Malcom and Eddie.
But I watch the channel a lot because they do Jyst Shoot Me and NewsRadio. Oh they also run Mad About You. I don't know how that became a hit. Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (VofaG) 150
Jeebus. I didn't know who any of these broads are so I looked 'em up. That Bonnie Franklin looks like one of those flappy headed Canadians from South Park.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (BI5O2) 151
136 Because Bach has no freakin’ melody. It’s all metronome.
It was Beethoven and the Romantics who introduced melody. Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ) 152
BTW, Valerie's reaction to slicing that watermelon in half should be required viewing for anyone considering dating her anytime in the future unless she gets some serious counseling. Seriously, that moment should be part of her "permanent record".
Posted by: Crusader at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (TN0g+) 153
It seemed like a show for chicks even when I was 6.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt) {Glares} Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (gKDq2) 154
'A newspaper in Allentown, PA, called The Morning Call apparently decided it wanted to play Big-Time Media and manufacture a hoax of its own.'
Even if it were absolutely accurate, the only change I would want is to accelerate deportations. The shorter the time they are here, the less we can mistreat them. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2025 07:37 PM (3wi/L) 155
USAID and NGO's used to fund these types of PsyOps ... are NGOs still operating on leftover funds? Seems it was a coordinated Op, to interfere with ICE and law enforcement. Get the facts and make some arrests ... isn't that how it is done?
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2025 07:27 PM I read someplace possibly here that some ngo's had been funded for a decade in the spending orgy after Trump won last November. While some of that money has been clawed back there is still a metric a$$ ton of it still floating around out there. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 07:37 PM (e5NfL) 156
Yeah, Valerie was a cute little short spitfire back then.
I thought Eddie Van Halen had scored big time when he married her. She and Diane Lane look similar to me, but Diane was hot in Streets of Fire and I can't recall Valerie being that sexy in anything. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:37 PM (6ydKt) 157
120 - *fistbump! high fve!*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 22, 2025 07:39 PM (dKEEs) 158
I'd forgotten Molly Ringwald was in Facts of Life until I looked it up just now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:39 PM (6ydKt) 159
val let her freak flag high when scotus sent abortion back to the states. she gross, like totally
Posted by: cherries in season at July 22, 2025 07:40 PM (cR0hZ) 160
I'd forgotten Molly Ringwald was in Facts of Life until I looked it up just now.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:39 PM (6ydKt) Adam Carolla talks about growing up next to her and her family. Interesting stories. Posted by: polynikes at July 22, 2025 07:40 PM (VofaG) Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2025 07:43 PM (WHfpM) 162
Valerie Bertinelli is still what I would a good-looking girl. But then I'm an easy-going kinda guy, don't want no trouble with a with a knife-swinger.
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2025 07:46 PM (LHPAg) 163
I pinch myself occasionally, to see if this is all a dream.
How could we be so lucky that our opponents are as dull witted as cinder blocks? Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 22, 2025 07:52 PM (gDhA9) 164
Say....this family of Luis Leon making all these claims...I don't suppose they are here legally?
Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 22, 2025 07:53 PM (gDhA9) 165
I read someplace possibly here that some ngo's had been funded for a decade in the spending orgy after Trump won last November. While some of that money has been clawed back there is still a metric a$$ ton of it still floating around out there. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2025 07:37 PM (e5NfL)
Hah - don't worry these people budget poorly and spend stupidly. Just look at the Kamala campaign. Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at July 22, 2025 07:55 PM (gDhA9) 166
News from the time witches alternate universe:
Instead of this fake deportation hoax, in our timeline all penguins were forcibly exiled from the antarctic and now wage war with the northern hemisphere. Things are terribly dire because that whole region is run by queen empress Kamala who, turns out was really very truly stupid, and we probably shouldn't have elected her. Yeah that's on us,... but the penguins man, who knew they were so vicious! Posted by: banana Dream This is a good occasion to remind everyone that I have called first dibs on the Time Witches movie. I think that I have secured the casting of Grace Jones as the narrator, thanks largely to our weekly discussion of String Theory and Quantum Coupling. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at July 22, 2025 07:57 PM (6DpJf) 167
I cued it up.
Stick with it for a minute until she gets out the watermelon...and starts crying. https://is.gd/Okacuf Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2025 07:11 PM (mC9BW) I'd rather remember her as the cute daughter in One Day at a Time, Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:02 PM (8avO+) 168
USAID and NGO's used to fund these types of PsyOps ... are NGOs still operating on leftover funds? Seems it was a coordinated Op, to interfere with ICE and law enforcement. Get the facts and make some arrests ... isn't that how it is done?
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2025 07:27 PM Idiots lying to reporter idiots does not rise to "Op" status Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:04 PM (8avO+) 169
136 Because Bach has no freakin’ melody. It’s all metronome.
It was Beethoven and the Romantics who introduced melody. Posted by: Bulg at July 22, 2025 07:36 PM (77rzZ) "What I Like About You" IS a good song. Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:05 PM (8avO+) 170
Maybe I liked looking at the blonde girl, Blair.
It was funnier than One Day At A Time. Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 22, 2025 07:32 PM (6ydKt) The comedy was from the maintenance dude. Aside from that it was only first gen feminist bleh, so watchable. Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2025 08:07 PM (8avO+) 171
They'll publish a correction on p. 14.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2025 08:08 PM (JvZF+) 172
"All the hoaxes that fit, we'll print".
Posted by: Hal Dall at July 22, 2025 09:31 PM (opZha) 173
They knew where to find him, after all…
“Leon sells cartoon balloons in town, his family business thrives…” Posted by: Gunslinger at July 22, 2025 09:38 PM (7hdjp) 174
I saw Ozzy and Black Sabbath play in 1978 in Corpus Christi, TX. They were supporting the Never Say Die album. Not their best effort. Van Halen was the opening act.
Posted by: Solutus at July 22, 2025 10:33 PM (Jnnb9) 175
The Ray Benson imitation of Ozzy is pretty good. Still haven't been able to find a link for that song!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at July 23, 2025 02:29 AM (vd6bO) 176
Looks like it is on Spotify, Apple Music, etc. just not on unpaid site like YT.
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