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No Emus Is Good Emus Cafe
Dog packing for his vacation. After a long day, it's time to hit the couch. Cat keeps her truckdriver dad company while on the road. Dogs saying "I love you." Some of them get very close. We're on the edge of a Scooby Cascade. Dogs are excited for the pizza delivery. Elephant slumber party. I suppose you're all wondering why I summoned you here today. Orangutan has mastered human juicebox technology. Getting close to a tornado. White guys parody the highly theatrical way that Indians prepare and serve street hot dogs. Border collies are doing the jobs humans just won't do. The team is ready. Bear takes her cubs out for a walk. Surprisingly under-control. Ostrich shows off his sexy moves. Steve Inman: Woman throws a shoe at an ostrich and finds out the reason for that old saying, "Never throw a shoe at an ostrich." Panda MMA.
Kitten's reaction to meeting a baby emu for the first time..🐈🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/RvVwkquh8w
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 29, 2025
Baby goat copies Emu..Kids see, kids do..🐐😅 pic.twitter.com/mAhfSinZ8A
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 25, 2025
An emu named Carlos was seen playing a game of chase with two of his canine pals.
— theworldofdog (@theworldofdog) June 29, 2025
(jukin) pic.twitter.com/k2oQMu7Snr
A 1975 Big Wheel commercial. pic.twitter.com/DuyytbRvZD
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) June 27, 2025
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 07:50 PM (Z5NUn)
Hello
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 07:50 PM (3ek7K)
I've seen enough fireworks in my life.
I could enjoy a 4th fine without them.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 07:51 PM (krQz2)
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Cue the music for "The Circle of Life."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2025 07:51 PM (IBQGV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 07:52 PM (/HVsR)
I love fireworks!
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 07:53 PM (3ek7K)
(Though our massively spoiled doggo thinks we are mean because we don't give him ALL the food on our plates. We give him morsels, and it's not enough. Also that we won't let him hump the blankets in the living room we use when we are watching TV. I dunno why that's a thing for him, but it is!)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 07:53 PM (Eng1Z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2025 07:54 PM (2GCMq)
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Ford Debuts World’s First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs https://buff.ly/WJNGnEE
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Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 07:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 07:54 PM (Eng1Z)
I could enjoy a 4th fine without them.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 07:51 PM (krQz2)
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It's not going to be fun here. Diana is going to be a bed dog for security and I'll have to turn up the radio down in the kennel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 07:55 PM (/HVsR)
It would be a better world if our dogs had to vouch for us, for sure.
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Diana would say, "On March 3, 2025, Daddy was 10 minutes late with my dinner."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 07:56 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at June 30, 2025 07:57 PM (QcUc+)
One our late dogs was so terrified of fireworks the vet gave us a prescription for sedatives. He would sleep through the fireworks. We tried loud music and TV, nothing worked.
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 07:58 PM (3ek7K)
It's a mish mash of styles and it has a really fat ass.
I can say this, we're not going to have to wait 15 years between style updates.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2025 07:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2025 07:59 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at June 30, 2025 08:00 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2025 08:00 PM (p4nXC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, muster Alert at June 30, 2025 08:01 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:01 PM (JmEcb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:01 PM (Z5NUn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (JmEcb)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 07:55 PM (/HVsR)
One of our Yorkies was terrified of fireworks. I would make a cave on our bed with pillows leaned up against the headboard and then put her in the cave. It calmed her down and she would stay there until morning.
Posted by: Beartooth at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (8wKVG)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 07:54 PM (Eng1Z)
Present. Whatcha got?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:01 PM (JmEcb) "
figure it would just head out and start pounding a liter of vodka, right?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:04 PM (Z5NUn)
Thank You God! I am now a homeowner and my living situation is FINALLY resolved after 6 months of uncertainty.
Most importantly the dog and cat will not be homeless.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:04 PM (jvJvP)
"Our Man Flint" is on. It's the one where a retired secret agent is summoned by the government to taken down an evil organization planning to dominate the world.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
_________
Der Pinguinstaffel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 08:06 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
First it would need to be able to self repair.
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 08:06 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:06 PM (Z5NUn)
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (Z5NUn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (JmEcb)
Man and Dog act being tried in front of a producer --
What goes on top of a house? * roof! *
How does sandpaper feel? * rough *
Who is the greatest baseball player? * ruth *
The dog act is thrown out of the producer's office and the dog turns to the man and says, "maybe I should have said DiMaggio"
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 08:08 PM (MMp6W)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at June 30, 2025 08:00 PM (KAi1n)
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Especially the brothers.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ)
Thank You God! I am now a homeowner and my living situation is FINALLY resolved after 6 months of uncertainty.
Most importantly the dog and cat will not be homeless.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:04 PM (jvJvP)
Amen!
Providence.
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2025 08:09 PM (LHPAg)
We were poors.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Same, no Big Wheel. Rich kid down the street had a Green Machine.
Posted by: scampydog at June 30, 2025 08:10 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (Z5NUn)
38 That is good for you Stateless and definitely good for the pets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:07 PM (JmEcb)
Thank you both! And all.
I'm happy for the animals. And me.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:10 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2025 08:11 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS!
Great news, Stateless!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2025 08:12 PM (h7ZuX)
The Lada has entered Chat
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:12 PM (JmEcb)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 08:12 PM (MMp6W)
Didn't know they did that.
They sure are bossy, though.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:14 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:14 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 07:54 PM
If you want to follow tradition, not until runner is here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 08:15 PM (0sNs1)
Congrats, brother. Feels good to exhale, in'nit?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at June 30, 2025 08:15 PM (bA75n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2025 08:15 PM (XeU6L)
Thank you. Canada Day tomorrow.
I have enough beer and pizza for the next 2 days. And then great things will start happening.
Those Big Wheels look fun.
Man, some people must have stories.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:16 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2025 08:16 PM (AcTAo)
The interest rates are killer right now, but sometimes it's necessary. Just waiting for Powell and the Fed to lower them and we'll refinance. *taps foot impatiently*
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:17 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:17 PM (g47mK)
They fought a cataclysmic war against the Draeyyganns, an invasive mutated lizard species that were the last of the giant dinosaurs. They were basically 40 foot long Komodo dragons that were killing everything in their path and would have dominated the earth. The Zhanshi won the war, but paid the ultimate price. None survived.
The only remaining pandas were tiny stunted ones, the runts of their kind. Those became the pandas we know today. So laugh if you will. But at one time eons ago, pandas defeated dragons and saved the world.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 30, 2025 08:17 PM (YGP22)
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:17 PM (FZn/N)
Runner, are you still around?
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:18 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2025 08:18 PM (AcTAo)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:18 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:18 PM (g47mK)
Joe Kidd. Yes. Twice this was cancelled on the last day. I'm looking forward to resting.
Everyone have a great evening!
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:19 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:19 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:18 PM (g47mK)
If MAine loves illegals as much as Collins does, time for a massive raid! And find out where she gets her payoffs.
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:20 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:20 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:20 PM (Z5NUn)
Goat thought emu's posture was prep for a headbutt. And he wanted to play that game.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 30, 2025 08:20 PM (p4nXC)
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Stop blaming the parliamentarian. Anything she recommends can be ignored or overridden with a majority vote. Gutless Senate Republicans are cynically using the parliamentarian as a foil so they won’t take the blame for refusing to do their jobs.
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Wow.
We need a new party.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bombadil at June 30, 2025 08:22 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 30, 2025 08:22 PM (YGP22)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:22 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2025 08:21 PM (krQz2)
We need to find out how shit like Collins is worth 40M and prosecute the hell out of them.
And I blame Mitch and Thune for the DEMOCRAT parliamentarian that they did NOT fire.
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:23 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:22 PM (g47mK)
Find out how they exploit her connections and jail them all AND have a massive ICE raid and drag her precious illegals out and prosecute her constituents who hire them and grant them benefits
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (FZn/N)
Also, in that category are kangaroos.
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (MMp6W)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:26 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: night lifted
Been wonderin about that my own self. What's the use of a majority when those assholes actively undermine any possible advantage it provides?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 30, 2025 08:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (dIske
And Bald faced hornets. I don't know how they remember who sprayed the nest, but they do, and they're vicious on the attack
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (FZn/N)
It's tea, a dash of bitters, simple syrup and and Bullet Bourbon.
Not bad at all.
Definitely would have it again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (XV/Pl)
SO. THE LAUREN SANCHEZ WEDDING DRESS. I HAVE THOUGHTS.
1) I am TICKED that everyone is comparing it to Kate Middleton's dress, and bashing it because she's copying Middleton. When she was CLEARLY inspired by Grace Kelly's iconic, perfection of a wedding dress (which Kate Middleton and Sarah Burton of McQueen clearly used as their inspiration, with a modern twist.)
She also is known to be enamoured by Sophia Loren (who I feel like, with her hourglass figure, european sophistication, and chiseled face, Lauren is trying to morph into.) It is CLEARLY inspired by the wedding dress in Houseboat.
2) Granted, Lauren's dress IS the Temu/Shein mashup of Sophia and Grace's dresses. It manages to be tacky and classy at the same time. But if you are getting married in Venice, having Dolce and Gabbana, the old Italian queens, make your dress, is appropriate. It looks like they took an old Italian mama's wedding dress from the 50s and decked it up in modern sophistication (and that horrible fishtail hem, ugh.) Very on brand for D&G.
(part 1)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 30, 2025 08:26 PM (ftFVW)
Clearly they're getting paid to support illegals.
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (FZn/N)
Also, in that category are kangaroos.
Posted by: Orson
Geese.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2025 08:16 PM (AcTAo)
59 Stateless, it's the biggest relief to have a firm roof over your head for you and the furbabies. Congrats!
The interest rates are killer right now, but sometimes it's necessary. Just waiting for Powell and the Fed to lower them and we'll refinance. *taps foot impatiently*
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:17 PM (gWBY1
Thank you both. Potential homelessness was nuts. And I was worried about animals.
Snowflake has been inside for over a week. There's a large rubber mat on the dining room table. That's pretty much the only thing she destroys. She seems happy.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:28 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:03 PM (Eng1Z)
"Just" because they practiced bigamy? The Republicans considered it one of the two great evils they meant to end, the other being slavery. I'm inclined to agree.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 08:28 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (dIske)
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You heard correct. They are HUGE, fast, strong, and very territorial. They give no fucks. The most foul, cruel, and bad tempered bird you ever set eyes on.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 30, 2025 08:28 PM (YGP22)
If she was happy and Jeff was happy, who cares?
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:29 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 08:29 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS!
Pay me!
Posted by: The School District, Township, County, and State at June 30, 2025 08:29 PM (6keFU)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 08:30 PM (MMp6W)
Also, in that category are kangaroos.
Posted by: Orson
Geese.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (ftFVW)
Monkeys are apparently little monsters too.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:30 PM (jvJvP)
The Barnabas Collinses?
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
*Entire squadron*
EAGLE RIVER??!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 08:30 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 30, 2025 08:26 PM (ftFVW)
Clearly they're getting paid to support illegals.
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:27 PM (FZn/N) "
THIS! but wait, there's more!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 30, 2025 08:30 PM (Z5NUn)
Posted by: That Guy at June 30, 2025 08:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:28 PM (jvJvP)
I have a spongy mat for the kitchen that is a very soft and thick rubber. One of my cats exclusively uses it as a horizontal scratcher so it is somewhat crumbly on top.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (8avO+)
Also, in that category are kangaroos.
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM
I don't understand how geese get away with their nearly rabid aggression?
I would think most animals (including humans) would just kick their asses and then eat them ... yet that is the opposite of what numerous videos show.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (/HVsR)
Because being a Democrat means never being told no.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 08:32 PM (g47mK)
One Republican, RINO Susan Collins of Maine, actually voted for illegal aliens to continue receiving Medicaid benefits! Four Democrats voted in favor of the Motion.
Per Townhall, the vote to remove illegals from Medicaid failed by a margin of 56-44."
The USA MUST give free health care to the whole world .. it is (apparently) our mandate, according to the GOPe.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2025 08:32 PM (vbXSk)
We need a new party.
Posted by: Axeman
Outro from Alice Cooper's Elected
And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Wild Party!
I know we have problems
We got problems right here in Central City
We have problems on the North
South, East and West
New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia
Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago
Everybody has problems
And personally, I don't care
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Gollum at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (HlyYF)
Most predators want a sure thing when hunting and a pack of geese charging and honking seems like a bad deal
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM (u82oZ)
3) Katie Couric mean girl'd about the Sanchez wedding dress, saying that it brings 80s era tackiness back to fashion. She means the 80s Trump era, when Trump was in his golden age of both business and pop culture. She's clearly forgetting about all the tackiness that EVERY era has in fashion. The long nails, clodhopper heels, nearly nude dresses, Gaga meat dresses, everyone wearing the horrible Marchesa dresses by Georgina Chapman even though they are hideous, because Georgina was married to Weinstein and they wanted to stay on his good side...
Trump didn't bring the 80s excess back, honey. It's always been here. And Gen Z and Gen Alpha are obsessed with 80s/90s trends to that is also why they have been back in a big way for several years now.
Anyway, I love that Bezos and Sanchez tried to be the biggest news this week, and for Katie it's still about Trump. Live rent free in their heads for life, Donald! It amuses me.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:3
That's funny. Mine is large and covers the entire table and has tons of holes.
Now that the place is mine, I'm looking forward to fully cleaning it.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:34 PM (jvJvP)
Because being a Democrat means never being told no.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
Bad timing to do it after they lost.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:34 PM (8avO+)
I don't give a darn about the Bozos.
Unless it's my tax money they are spending, go for it. Tacky or not it's their money.
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 08:35 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2025 08:32 PM (vbXSk)
Lock up the public servants who flout the law and hand out benefits to scumbag illegals. Jail those who hire them and demand repayment of hospital bills foisted on the taxpayers. And for godsakes find out where the COngress gets its millions from!
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:35 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: 496 at June 30, 2025 08:35 PM (t+VLa)
It's a Star Trek Next Generation simulator, keeping ahead of a rebel fleet as you save the Federation. Along with moral decisions like, should I attack this slave ship or avoid risking my own ship, which is on a mission.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 08:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 08:35 PM (3ek7K)
Yep. They both looked ecstatic, and its their money. I hated Charlize, the child transing fucktart's, criticism of the event. She belongs in prison
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (FZn/N)
While it is true that I've smelled human urine in some hotel hallways, it it also true that I've smelled dog sh*t and urine in most of the pet friendly hotels I've been in. And always have smell 'dog' in all of them.
No thank you very much.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (H7X8V)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:33 PM
I have seen a single goose attack groups of much larger humans.
Also, predators fear a debilitating injury. I suspect goose nips hurt, but create almost zero injury.
Maybe the geese get by 100% based on "attitude"?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (HlyYF)
This is the bandage dress article from the NY Times
https://tinyurl.com/yxywyb95
Posted by: Oglebay
Article with no paywall:
https://archive.is/xIQkd
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:3
That's funny. Mine is large and covers the entire table and has tons of holes.
Now that the place is mine, I'm looking forward to fully cleaning it.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:34 PM (jvJvP)
He will pull up one side or a corner until it curls back and let it go with a big FWOP sound.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2025 08:25 PM (MMp6W)
Kaia should be careful with those blades.
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2025 08:38 PM (LHPAg)
Lauren Sanchez' wedding dress IS the Temu version of Grace Kelly's and Sophia Loren's dresses, and the silhouette and the buttons and the heavy lace make it a bit odd, but very on brand for D&G. But bless her for trying to bring some classy european sophistication to it, even if it is a little tacky.
Also, I give her props for having sleeves!!! I though it would be boobs and busty all over the place. I give her props for attempting to be tasteful and bring some glamour back with her D&G dress, even it the result isn't fully successful.
I'm just sad that it seems like a lot of people don't know their fashion history. It's as if the first lace wedding dress in history was worn by Kate Middleton. I fear for the youths.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:38 PM (gWBY1)
>>Also, in that category are kangaroos.
Cassowary.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 08:39 PM (viF8m)
The FNM hating on the dress is mostly Mean Girl jealousy and backstabbing. If Michelle Obama wore that exact same dress, it would be hailed as the greatest wedding dress evah.
Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 30, 2025 08:39 PM (YGP22)
It's a Star Trek Next Generation simulator, keeping ahead of a rebel fleet as you save the Federation. Along with moral decisions like, should I attack this slave ship or avoid risking my own ship, which is on a mission.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 08:3
That's a fun game!
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:40 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:40 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: irright at June 30, 2025 08:41 PM (hrg9V)
Posted by: fourseasons at June 30, 2025 08:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS!
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I've been following your situation, which has obviously been very stressful. Glad that this part, at least has been settled!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2025 08:42 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM
Cats are the best. Snowflake is still young and is zoomy at night.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:42 PM (jvJvP)
A big problem with modern women is they don't hear "I don't give a damn what you think" nearly enough.
Posted by: Doug Roberts at June 30, 2025 08:43 PM (yvDuu)
She puts a little dry catnip or spray on them and the cats love them. Even new, temporary, rescue cats quickly learn to use the pads instead of (mostly) our furniture.
They also like to curl up on the pads and sleep ... during those portions of the day when the floor is considered to be lava.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:45 PM (HlyYF)
I wouldn't care, except Bezos and all the people who attended his wedding think THEY have the right to tell the rest of us how to live.
They want to all gather in hundreds of private jets to Venice, and spend gazillions of money, but we can't use AC, we have to use soggy paper straws, and we have to eat the bugs.
I don't care about Bezos and his ilk. But he cares a LOT about me and how I live my life.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:45 PM (gWBY1)
Bold talk for a woman that had a flexible pipe stuffed up her ass on national daytime TV.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 08:45 PM (H7X8V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2025 08:42 PM (XeU6L)
Thank you! It has been. Lost my brother over this but I have a place to live, a cat and a dog.
And wonderful friends across the street.
So, deal.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:45 PM (jvJvP)
The vultures were just waiting to see if they could get a meal out of this.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 30, 2025 08:46 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 08:47 PM (77rzZ)
I don't give a shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 08:47 PM (HFcKg)
She puts a little dry catnip or spray on them and the cats love them. Even new, temporary, rescue cats quickly learn to use the pads instead of (mostly) our furniture.
They also like to curl up on the pads and sleep ... during those portions of the day when the floor is considered to be lava.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:45 PM (HlyYF)
Those are good value. they never really break down. Sisal or rope scratchers will eventually be torn apart by years and years of clawing if the cats like them. The best is a 4 foot tall one.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 30, 2025 08:47 PM (8avO+)
That's an idea.
Snowflake has a cat tree and scratching posts.
And nothing else has been damaged. Or she'd be outside again.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 08:48 PM (jvJvP)
Anyway, thanks for the Horde for letting me vent! would love to hear more of your opinions on the dress. I only looked that up, I didn't pay attention to anything else about the nuptials.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:48 PM (gWBY1)
A. It's nice that she was wearing one, as opposed to a few straps barely covering intimate areas.
B. I don't personally care for the beaded vertical seam down the center front, but that's minor.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 30, 2025 08:49 PM (h7ZuX)
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:50 PM (FZn/N)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2025 08:51 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 08:47 PM (HFcKg)
I hope she doesn;t either. On to the moneymoon!
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:51 PM (FZn/N)
Moneymoon!!! That's hilarious!!!!
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 08:51 PM (3ek7K)
Hint... it's dogs.
Did you ever see or kennel or a dog door in your fuckin' hotel room? No? Then quit bringing your dog to hotels.
Do you see similar accommodations at restaurants? Or on airplanes? Or in classrooms, or in workplaces?
No? Then quit bringing your fuckin' dog there, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2025 08:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 08:54 PM (HFcKg)
Babylon Bee said their wedding was financed by your wives buying lots of stuff from Amazon, lol.
Hubby and I LOL'D.
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 08:55 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: night lifted at June 30, 2025 08:50 PM (FZn/N)
You have to have an army to subjugate a people.
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2025 08:56 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 08:56 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 08:57 PM (yu5HS)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 08:48 PM (gWBY1)
Frazier: I, for one, would like to toast your nuptials.
Woody: *winces* Oooh, that smarts!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 08:57 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 08:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2025 08:58 PM (AcTAo)
Posted by: Alter
generally that referers to a very great degree, your mileage may vary
Posted by: n at June 30, 2025 08:59 PM (G0Ad7)
She’s already done it with the guy. Let her wear what she wants. They both might as well wear Star Wars Imperial Stormtroopers uniforms.
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 09:00 PM (77rzZ)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
I wonder who thought the marriage was a good idea? Bexos, Laura, or the pre-nup attorneys?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
Grace Kelly: https://tinyurl.com/3e2jyxku
Sophia Loren (marrying Cary Grant in Houseboat):
https://tinyurl.com/bdz8mcjy
https://tinyurl.com/4ufnekre
She said her classy look was inspired by Loren after her space flight. And her something blue is connected to the space flight. Because of course it is.
All she cares about is we are talking about her..and look, I am, guess what it worked. But if it inspires a new generation of girls to get sleeves on wedding dresses, good!!
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:03 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:03 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 09:03 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 30, 2025 09:04 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 09:04 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 09:05 PM (77rzZ)
I'm gonna have to pass on that. I don't have a kennel of a dog door at home but someone my dogs have managed.
If a hotel is dog friendly and I'm traveling with my dog great. Plenty of hotels that don't allow dogs and that's fine. Stay there.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2025 09:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:06 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 09:07 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 09:09 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 09:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 09:09 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 09:10 PM (77rzZ)
Meaghan Markle will get him on the rebound!
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:10 PM (gWBY1)
That's just pure, uncut, grade A TDS there. "Anything and everything I don't like is Trump's fault."
Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2025 09:11 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:11 PM (HFcKg)
Ack! The only way this makes sense is if the employers of illegals want this and the Senators that voted for this crap now find illegals an important part of those who vote to keep these Sens in power. Allegedly. Of course
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:11 PM (yu5HS)
Posted by: Bulg at June 30, 2025 09:14 PM (77rzZ)
Thune is the Majority Leader and hasn't shitcanned the Parliamentarian because he is a little bitch. A chihuahua would be able to force Thune to do his laundry.
Posted by: gKWVE at June 30, 2025 09:16 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2025 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 09:16 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 09:17 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:17 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 09:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 30, 2025 09:19 PM (/y8xj)
But we have to figure out what to do with the dog.
He gets very stressed when I'm gone.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 09:19 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:20 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2025 09:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2025 09:21 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 09:21 PM (yGuY2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
More importantly, what could go right?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 09:22 PM (s/SFW)
As some of y'all know, a certain oversized lump on my face got diagnosed as being cancerous recently. One week ago it got removed, along with the nearby lymph nodes take sure it did nod spread.
Today the test results on the lymph nodes came back negative. Got it before it could spread.
Fuck cancer, off my face and into space.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled frivolity, already in progress.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 30, 2025 09:22 PM (ENA4W)
@nypost 37m
Wind turbine blade crashes into Maryland traffic on Interstate 70 https://trib.al/Th6n40v
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 30, 2025 09:23 PM (mlg/3)
Great news Brother Tim!
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 09:23 PM (3ek7K)
Thune is the Majority Leader and hasn't shitcanned the Parliamentarian because he is a little bitch. A chihuahua would be able to force Thune to do his laundry.
Posted by: gKWVE
thx, yes, that sounds correct. The parliamentarian has upped the ante, and Thune is "cooperative" because he is ? a globalist, or just on the take, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2025 09:24 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:24 PM (HFcKg)
Brother Tim, GREAT news! It is such a relief when a test comes back like that.
I lurked here for a long time before I started posting. Are you the moron who was caring for his father, who is now resting in peace? I don't think we see much of you these days?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 09:25 PM (HuRzZ)
C'mon, 'ettes, #BeBetter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2025 09:26 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (HlyYF
and the ability to deal out massive painful blows with their wings. Domestic geese will also beat you up that way
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 09:26 PM (D7oie)
The vultures were just waiting to see if they could get a meal out of this.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 30, 2025 08:46 PM (sAmhv)
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The vultures were just waiting to see if they could get a carrion meal out of this.
FIFY
Posted by: Ciampino - no charge at June 30, 2025 09:26 PM (sPQoU)
But we have to figure out what to do with the dog.
He gets very stressed when I'm gone.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 09:19 PM
My youngest daughter used to do all kinds of pet-sitting jobs when she was a young teen.
In one case, she got $50/day to feed/play/potty break animals at noon, and then sleep overnight in a king-sized bed with two dogs and two cats.
I asked how she slept in a strange bed, she said she slept great and the animals didn't bother her at all during the night.
Of course, all of the jobs like that were through "networking" where she was recommended directly for jobs by other people that knew her well (and we knew - for her safety).
Got any friends in the area that might know some good pet-sitters for you?
If not, can you take the dog to the cabin? Warm enough to sleep outdoors in a crate if the cabin owner has a no pets rule?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 09:27 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2025 08:12 PM (JmEcb)
You need to check out the Garage 54 channel on youtube. A bunch of crazy, fun-loving Russians in Novosibirsk who do unspeakable things to Ladas, and video the result. They have some dandy shop tools, and do some very impressive fabricating. Has an English narrator. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 09:27 PM (yGuY2)
He says he “grew up in the third world” but he was living in the United States attending private school since he was 7 years old—that’s not “code switching,” that’s lying. He is a spoiled, privileged young man playing today’s most popular parlor game “Look how oppressed I am.”
Communism as performance art? Like AOC and Kamala? I am seeing a pattern here.
https://is.gd/nwth1Q
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:27 PM (yu5HS)
Did you ever see or kennel or a dog door in your fuckin' hotel room? No? Then quit bringing your dog to hotels.
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*polite cough*
We've had to travel with dogs over the years and, while we may be atypical, ours have never been less than neat and well-mannered. But we're also 1 percenters in that respect.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 09:29 PM (/HVsR)
Fuck cancer, off my face and into space.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled frivolity, already in progress.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 30, 2025 09:22 PM
Excellent job by you keeping it out of your lymph nodes!
My wife gets her face carved pretty regularly, and so far they have gotten every single one of the bastard tumors clean.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 09:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Official Delurker at June 30, 2025 09:30 PM (WTK+H)
I have a weird m&m sized lump on my head under my hairline, like a cyst. Doesn't hurt, but probably should get it checked.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:31 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Paul Shanklin at June 30, 2025 09:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: davidt at June 30, 2025 09:32 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 09:32 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 08:37 PM (HlyYF
and the ability to deal out massive painful blows with their wings. Domestic geese will also beat you up that way
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2025 09:26 PM
Do they really hit hard? I have cleaned geese, their bones are hollow! Jon Jones' elbows are not constructed from hollow bones!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 09:32 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 09:33 PM (8LHLV)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:33 PM (HFcKg)
Damn, what a babe.
Posted by: Bulg
She would still define elegance if she wore nothing more that a wash cloth. I for one still mourn that never happened.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:34 PM (yu5HS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2025 09:34 PM (hY4dx)
The need for the correct season, and hunting license might be a factor.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 09:34 PM (s/SFW)
Go Mariners!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Where are you sitting? My favorite seats were on the 2nd deck between home and first base dugout.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:35 PM (yu5HS)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 09:36 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:37 PM (HFcKg)
Can't say I've paid much attention to the Bezos-Sanchez M&A. It's like something on another planet to me.
However, all the No Kings AWFLs are likely drooling over it. Royal wedding at one remove.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 09:37 PM (/HVsR)
Go Mariners!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2025 09:33 PM
I assume that is a typo due to using your phone.
Surely you meant, "Go Royals!!!"
P.S. Have fun. Attending with one or more of your sons?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 09:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 09:39 PM (/HVsR)
Wind turbine blade crashes into Maryland traffic on Interstate 70 https://trib.al/Th6n40v
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Awww, just an oversize load got lose.
Didn't come off a tower... But does give you an idea how friggen big those things are.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 30, 2025 09:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 09:40 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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You remember correctly, despite the nic change several years back. I just don't have so much to say these days, part because I just started repeating myself, part from frustration, and part because younger voices seem to be saying what I would, just better, these days.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 30, 2025 09:41 PM (ENA4W)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2025 09:34 PM (hY4dx)
I am sure they will treasure that personalized picture frame forever.
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (ioEI6)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (yu5HS)
My house and I'll keep my cats inside if I want. And, you get charged extra to have a pet stay in a motel with you. I've only had to do it a couple of times and there was no problem with it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (AcTAo)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Hard to say, without a banana for scale.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (ENA4W)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (VofaG)
Monaco was the ultimate winner in getting her for a queen. Beauty, poise, smarts, class, diplomacy. I do wonder what films she would have made had she not become queen.
Another talent: apparently she was famous within Hollywood circles for being able to suck chrome off a bumper. If you know what I mean.
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:44 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:44 PM (gWBY1)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 30, 2025 09:44 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: runner at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (g47mK)
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The box had an envelope in the bottom. I hope they don't throw it out by accident.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 30, 2025 09:44 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (gWBY1)
AoSHQ Style Guide demands "Suck start a Harley."
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:45 PM (1Gsou)
Official Delurker,
Hubby fell going into a store yesterday. He's banged up, but nothing broken.
For some reason yesterday he decided we needed vodka. We rarely drink vodka and I told him not to go. Well, he fell going into the liquor store.
He has a great sense of humor and he said "I can't decide if it looks worse falling going into the liquor store or falling when you come out."
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 09:45 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: LizLem at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (gWBY1)
Prince Rainier must have been a happy, happy man. Too bad she was a bad driver.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 09:45 PM (yGuY2)
If not, can you take the dog to the cabin? Warm enough to sleep outdoors in a crate if the cabin owner has a no pets rule?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 30, 2025 0
Yeah, my friends' wife and kids will be here, Ralphy loves them.
He's rarely left alone though. Mom and I took him almost everywhere. And he doesn't have much time left. Maybe he'll surprise me.
Posted by: Stateless BUT NOT HOMELESS! 77%- mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back now at June 30, 2025 09:46 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez
If you zoom in real close... It's but a single yellow pixel near the back of the truck.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 30, 2025 09:46 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (VofaG)
I was as well. However, the boy had one, a knock off later version, and I have a photo of him wearing his onesie pajamas leaning back on it like he was boss of the raceway. I have threatened to use it as blackmail more than once.
I also taught him to sing "Born to be Wild!!!" at top volume while "motoring."
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:46 PM (1Gsou)
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Same.
I did t even know it was happening until Thursday or Friday last week. And only because I saw some headlines of people in Venice protesting.
Protesting a wedding. Lol. Some people need to be angry about something 24/7/365.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 30, 2025 09:47 PM (nwGCR)
You remember correctly, despite the nic change several years back. I just don't have so much to say these days, part because I just started repeating myself, part from frustration, and part because younger voices seem to be saying what I would, just better, these days.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez
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Hey now, I remember you were quite cool and I've wondered what became of you. I was really touched by what you were doing for your dad and it made me SICK to think (this was when Hillary was running for prez) of how much she truly hated people like you and how she was basically out to get you. Now delurk and share! You had a lot of interesting experiences and insights!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 09:47 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at June 30, 2025 09:41 PM (ENA4W)
Oh, sweetie, just throw in some juicy swear words and you will have full ownership of your comments. Plus we like a few nice swear words now and again.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:48 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:49 PM (HFcKg)
I have a weird m&m sized lump on my head under my hairline, like a cyst. Doesn't hurt, but probably should get it checked.
Posted by: LizLem
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Oh, those damn things. I bet it's a sebaceous cyst, but get it checked anyway. It's kind of tough and looks like a wart?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 30, 2025 09:49 PM (HuRzZ)
That BIG WHEEL'S commercial was filmed in my hometown of La Crescenta Ca. at none other than "Two Strike Park."
A place where I played baseball and used to just walk down to from my home, blocks away. There was this large slope of grass coming down from the baseball field that we used to slide down using pieces of cardboard boxes like sleds. Can't tell you how many times we kids were on those extra-large swings. In my early teenage years, we used to sneak into the park around midnight to swing but the obvious "Squeaks" would piss off the neighbors and get a Sheriff Car into the parking lot shining the spotlight around to chase us off.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2025 09:49 PM (25kuG)
'May we have a moment of solidarity for the Colorado Rockies who are on a one game winning streak? Current record: 16 wins - 65 loses.'
They're off to a rocky start.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 30, 2025 09:50 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:45 PM (1Gsou)
Better than suck starting a shotgun, lemme tell yah.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 30, 2025 09:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (ioEI6)
As I recall, Alex the Chick used to threaten to send an emu in a box to several miscreants around here. We shouldn't take away the threat or we will be overrun by asshats....
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:50 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 30, 2025 09:51 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:52 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:49 PM (HFcKg)
Booked the trip today. DH will accompany and bring firearms. Let me know the body count so I can plan on how much Kasilof Red Salmon to bring.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:53 PM (1Gsou)
The stupid is all over the place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 09:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2025 09:56 PM (HFcKg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 09:56 PM (VofaG)
Booked the trip today. DH will accompany and bring firearms.
Posted by: tcn in AK
great news!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 30, 2025 09:56 PM (s/SFW)
The stupid is all over the place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I'd travel on I-80 through Iowa and watch 3/4 of them not operating.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 30, 2025 09:57 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2025 09:57 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 09:58 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 30, 2025 09:57 PM (dR6yv)
They weren't getting much out of them in my neck of the woods today. Nearly a dead calm all day, what sailors would call "light airs".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 30, 2025 09:58 PM (yGuY2)
I'm thinking mashed sweet potatoes and cobbler for dessert.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at June 30, 2025 09:59 PM (ioEI6)
My hubby's the same way with his quick wit. We've had so much rain in the last week that a big old oak tree that was leaning off the side of a hill in our backyard fell to the ground Thursday night. No wind, just highly saturated ground that couldn't support it. Pulled the roots right out of the ground, too.
The tree fell on one of hubby's parts car. All the branches and leaves totally concealed the car from view.
Hubby said, "You might be a redneck if a tree falls and your yard looks better," lol. ;-)
Posted by: Official Delurker at June 30, 2025 09:59 PM (WTK+H)
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Posted by: Official Delurker at June 30, 2025 09:59 PM (WTK+H)
HA!! I don't care who you are, that's funny eight there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 10:02 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at June 30, 2025 09:42 PM (yu5HS)
That's what they get for turning Coors Field into a CCP panopticon experience.
Posted by: Emmie at June 30, 2025 10:02 PM (1UhQw)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 10:04 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 10:04 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at June 30, 2025 10:04 PM (PiHOx)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 10:04 PM (VofaG)
And you might be Alaskan if you live about 12 hours out.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 10:05 PM (1Gsou)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 10:06 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 30, 2025 10:06 PM (H7X8V)
Damn Yankees
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 10:06 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 10:04 PM (VofaG)
It's killing me that we can't be there this time. It's sounding like it's gonna be epic. But I am saving PTO for next year.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (pZEOD)
The missus was home by her side. Safe journeys Sunny.
Posted by: Black JEM at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (UQRAm)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2025 09:43 PM (VofaG)
I was as well. However, the boy had one, a knock off later version, and I have a photo of him wearing his onesie pajamas leaning back on it like he was boss of the raceway. I have threatened to use it as blackmail more than once.
I also taught him to sing "Born to be Wild!!!" at top volume while "motoring."
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 30, 2025 09:46 PM (1Gsou)
BIG WHEEL was right in my youthful wheelhouse, as I would have been 11 or 12 at the time. OK, maybe a tad old, but I had one, which I shared with my brothers.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 30, 2025 10:08 PM (hhXmM)
Posted by: Black JEM at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (UQRAm)
Healing prayers for you and the Missus.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 10:09 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (pZEOD)
-===
Might need bail money. Again.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2025 10:09 PM (RIvkX)
The missus was home by her side. Safe journeys Sunny.
Posted by: Black JEM at June 30, 2025 10:07 PM (UQRAm)
_________
Run free, sweetie.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 10:09 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: four seasons at June 30, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2025 10:11 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2025 10:11 PM (gpbGF)
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2025 10:11 PM (gpbGF)
June 31st??
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Be A Lert at June 30, 2025 10:14 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2025 10:11 PM (gpbGF)
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*scoffs* And you want to be my latex salesman.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2025 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: From about That Time at June 30, 2025 10:21 PM (n4GiU)
He was an articulate spokesman for the Dissident Right, and an early critic of ConInc. He had some strong opinions, but he wasn't for sale.
He reportedly died of natural causes. As far as I know he did not have any information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 30, 2025 10:23 PM (r6SF4)
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Posted by: Otto Pen at June 30, 2025 10:44 PM (sJHOI)
I remember my Big Wheel fondly. Although I never had one. The power of advertising.
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