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Trump Readies "Maryland Man" Abrego-Garcia for Deportation to Third Country
Here's a break from Supreme Court rulings. Kind of.
I don't see how a lowly district court judge can block this -- he has multiple deportation orders against him. His legal claim last time was that he could not be deported to his home country of El Salvador, because he feared he might be killed by a gang there. Because... he had murdered the mother of a man in a rival gang. Trump is getting ready to deport him to a third-party nation. What contrivances and convolutions will communist traitor judges use to keep in in the US this time?
The Trump administration said it would send Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongfully deported to El Salvador, to an unnamed "third country" as part of its renewed effort to deport him, multiple outlets reported on Thursday. The big picture: The Trump administration has included deportations to non-origin countries in its immigration policy with permission from the Supreme Court. Catch up quick: Abrego Garcia was returned to the U.S. earlier this month, and the Justice Department was ordered to release him from prison in Tennessee while he awaited trial. U.S. District Judge Waverly Crenshaw said on Wednesday that Abrego Garcia is likely to eventually be deported to El Salvador, where he's originally from. Abrego Garcia pleaded not guilty to allegedly smuggling undocumented immigrants in the U.S. Zoom in: "Our plan is that he will be taken into ICE custody and removal proceedings will be initiated," Jonathan Guynn, deputy assistant attorney general at the DOJ's civil division, told the court on Thursday, per NOTUS. "To El Salvador or a third country?" U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis asked. "To a third country is my understanding," he responded. ... A Justice Department spokesperson also said Abrego Garcia "will not walk free in our country again."Oh and another cultural-enriching cancer-curing Maryland Man is getting deported:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:12 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2025 02:13 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Mongo at June 27, 2025 02:13 PM (Ef4Ak)
Posted by: Former Mass. Resident at June 27, 2025 02:13 PM (apNVD)
Posted by: Sex Duck at June 27, 2025 02:14 PM (4/BuS)
I can't tell if this is a barrel thing or not.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 27, 2025 02:14 PM (PzXaK)
Posted by: Mongo at June 27, 2025 02:14 PM (Ef4Ak)
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ugh, that again. he was wrongfully not deported, and then wrongfully brought back because the imperial Judiciary was not yet slapped across the face by the USSC.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (g47mK)
Trump's lawyers filed back saying, "Sure. Keep him there. He's going once we're done with him one way or the other."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (PMtkd)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (wVcYX)
Deport that fuck straight back to where he came from. And if he is caught here again, summary execution.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (Gmq6N)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Mongo at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (Ef4Ak)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (LxER7)
it's assaulting an officer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (BjH5D)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (Hkcdp)
{tears off mask} "It's old man Mohammed!! I KNEW it!!"
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:16 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
How long had that fvcking dog kicker been in the country? I hope he'd been here a looong time and will sorely miss the standard of living to which he had become accustomed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (TbWk/)
Pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (1jdOx)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (Gmq6N)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (2UnvF)
I can't tell if this is a barrel thing or not.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at June 27, 2025 02:14 PM (PzXaK)
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Upcoming SCOTUS decision: Failing to announce FIRST! for the initial comment of a thread on AoSHQ is an embarrelling offence.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (7fElN)
I mean that's kind of what the 2nd amendment says.
And about the child molesting human trafficker who was looking for child porn? Last I heard a judge ruled that he HAD to be released. Obama appointee District Court Judge Waverly Crenshaw, to be precise. Probably weeping in his Lucky Charms now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (dfIr7)
The narrative is that he got deported because he had a JD Vance meme (bald, red lipstick, wide eyes) on his phone.
DHS responded saying, "No, he was denied entry because he admits to drug use."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
Period.
It makes the media upset, which is even better. Does anyone ever ask those clowns what they do when they re-enter the country? What, do THEY walk past CBP, ignoring them?
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (vm8sq)
Kicking dogs is part of Muslim culture, and we can't interfere with his customs and beliefs, that would be racist.
Freddy should've jumped out of the way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM
To get his case out of Maryland.
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (jc0TO)
Um, then what are they doing HERE?!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: LizLem at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (Eng1Z)
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hear me now and believe me later: there are people in a conference room right now putting a TRO together
these people are relentless
$10 says some judge enjoins Trump for something by midnight PDT
Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2025 02:19 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 02:19 PM (kgE5c)
They had put in an automatic TRO service by call in.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (BjH5D)
Posted by: LizLem
......
And trying to stop duck sex? Just plain mean.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (od0dV)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (Hkcdp)
Because many people ACHE for America to have its own little Quebec, or to be like Belgium.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (vm8sq)
FIFY
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (074d0)
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (n2swS)
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Very honestly, he needs to sue the ACLU who recommended him on this legal path.
It's just straight up malpractice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (GBKbO)
Garcia's lawyers are now begging the court to keep Garcia in jail under the criminal charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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What's the reasoning? Also, how long do we think it will take before Abrego-Garcia even goes to trial? Like, the better part of a year?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci
You're a sicko. Sandflies ruin the taste. How can you wantonly waste good food like that?
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:15 PM (GBKbO):
******
So now the crazy commies are begging to keep this guy in jail, after demanding he be set free from jail?!? PDJT must be laughing his ass off; he's a mad genius I tell ya's.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (DmiaQ)
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Isn't that a lot like the guy who murders his parents complaining about being an orphan?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (HuRzZ)
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Because ICE has said they'd deport him to a third party country.
Like South Sudan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (2UnvF)
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I doubt he has any say in the matter.
Even if he provided a signed confession with video evidence of him committing human trafficking crimes, a federal judge somewhere will say, "He stays."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (Gmq6N)
How do you feel about papayua kickers?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: LizLem at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (Eng1Z)
Pissed, I think, that Snoopy ultimately triumphed over the Red Baron.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: DaveA at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (FhXTo)
Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (rvwwT)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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What's the reasoning? Also, how long do we think it will take before Abrego-Garcia even goes to trial? Like, the better part of a year?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Because the second he steps outside, ICE is grabbing him and sending him to South Sudan.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2025 02:19 PM (kgE5c)
One bullet per leg.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (BjH5D)
++++
Good.
In America, dog-kicking smugglers are haram.
Was the dog accurate? Who knows. That all depends on the handler. But deport the dude anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (DmiaQ)
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He was always a terrible case to highlight and champion.
Trump bringing Garcia back to the US should never have happened. It was a legal loss bending to the illegal whims of the judiciary.
However, they brought him back for a reason. And that reason was to make an example of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
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Fcking with the left. Trump wants Garcia to be the face of the Democrats in 2026 along with their other hideous criminals that they champion over normies.
Garcia is the type of loathsome asshole that people hate more the more they learn about him.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)
Ooh, fab, The Bulwark is finally online lamenting SCOTUS. Gotta grab a champagne glass to catch these liberal tears.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at June 27, 2025 02:17 PM (Gmq6N)
This x 1000!!!
Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM
It's not over 'til the fat mullah swings.
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (jc0TO)
Because that would be awesome.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (rvwwT)
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It is a country that we pay $2,000 per illegal immigrant that they accept from countries who won't accept their illegal immigrants back.
It's a very plausible destination. No telling where he'd actually end up, though, until DHS deports him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Open Channel D at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (gYnrv)
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (n2swS)
It's like we aren't even here. No wonder we all look sad.
Posted by: Basset Hounds at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (Vfq+S)
Kicking dogs is part of Muslim culture, and we can't interfere with his customs and beliefs, that would be racist.
Freddy should've jumped out of the way.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:18 PM (6ydKt)
Also, that dog is a Fed!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (4/BuS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (63Dwl)
Starring That Black Guy, and that Lesbian
* tuba fart *
lesbian tuba farts are best tuba farts
Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (dfIr7)
Just a random thought.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (PMtkd)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (X6YhY)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:21 PM (flKEw)
Measure out a proportional force by weight, and swing a wrecking ball into his fucking gut.
and then jail.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (BjH5D)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
Because the second he steps outside, ICE is grabbing him and sending him to South Sudan.
Posted by: rickb223
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Oh, I thought ICE was stepping back from him because the DOJ has something else in mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (93z8K)
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (n2swS)
They're adorable but also rambunctious, loud and a pain in the ass to train when they're little. Regardless, dog-kicker needs to be nut-punched continuously from now until he's dropped back to his country of origin.
Posted by: No kicka da beagle at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (TbWk/)
There's no such thing as a rival gang when you claim you aren't in a gang.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (flKEw)
He was always a terrible case to highlight and champion.
Trump bringing Garcia back to the US should never have happened. It was a legal loss bending to the illegal whims of the judiciary.
However, they brought him back for a reason. And that reason was to make an example of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Kill a chicken to scare a monkey.
Posted by: Chinese proverb at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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He is in Tennessee so technically the jurisdiction any new challenges to deportation have to be filed in the Middle District of TN I think. The MD judges like Xinis are actually being sued by the DoJ (all of 14 of them) for granting automatic injunctions against deportation in all cases. Patently unconstitutional resistance stuff.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: The beagles at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (4qN3i)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (074d0)
Posted by: DaveA at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (FhXTo)
Run ads of Garcia and Chris Van Hollen sharing margaritas while a voice over recounts his criminal record.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (sJLOw)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (HuRzZ)
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He's currently under arrest by another agency. They have current ownership of him because he was brought back to face these federal criminal charges.
Once they let him go, they hand him to ICE directly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
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It sounds like we pay South Sudan a stipend to take them off our hands.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: TSA at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (mP0Kj)
Have they finally given up the pretense of being "real conservatives"?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM
Russians with frog embryos and Chinese wheat rust importers.
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (6bTRc)
Ain't they crumbs?
Kickin' them doggies
In they buns.
Kickin' them Afghans,
Kickin' them mutts,
Kickin' them puppy dogs
Poor little butts.
Look at Them Dog Kickers,
Ain't they cute?
Some use a shower-shoe,
Some use a boot.
Them dadgum Dog Kickers,
Ain't they mean.
Run 'round kickin'
Ever dog what's seen.
How to be a Dog Kicker?
Don't need a ticket.
Find an old dog,
Haul off and kick it!
Posted by: Mason Williams at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Probably more like Abrego, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (ctrM5)
Then call me a racist.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM (074d0)
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Well, it was established law and practice that the executive could deport illegals whose home countries wouldn't accept them to third party countries.
It just got called into question because of...nationwide injunctions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:26 PM (7fElN)
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We probably won't be paying it very often.
"Do you wanna go home, or do you wanna go to South Sudan" is not a question with a difficult answer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Seeing eye 10 yr old boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (flKEw)
What exactly does South Sudan do with these dregs that no one wants? Immediately jail them for an indefinite sentence without due process?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Open Channel D at June 27, 2025 02:23 PM (gYnrv)
You have no idea of the true Power of the Pyramids, with Razor blade sharpening included.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Mongo at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (Ef4Ak)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:24 PM (Riz8t)
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It sounds like we pay South Sudan a stipend to take them off our hands.
I mean, jail in South Sudan or El Salvador - either is okay with me.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (31p00)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (gKWVE)
They all seem to be quiet, smart, and loyal.
Like Jack Russel terriers but with bigger ears.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Seeing eye goats, probably. Which can also be used for other things.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2025 02:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUfLJv-8eDM
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (n2swS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Have you ever seen a seeing eye cat? A drug sniffing cat?
I rest my case.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (074d0)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (Riz8t)
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It's my understanding that if sent to South Sudan, he'd be free.
Just...living in South Sudan with no money, no ties, and no knowledge of the local language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (GBKbO)
The majority undersells just how bad the dissent is:
They demand an unelected, unaccountable, unchecked judiciary with unlimited power over the Executive.
What is scary about the dissent is what they leave out, what they avoid, the biggest being:
Who, then, "checks" the Judiciary?
No one.
800 kings to rule us all.
Because these judges are all kind, just, and wise, free of any personal bias, animus or enmity--the black robe is a holy garment from the gods, purifying the wearer of any human frailty or fault.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (GnVQ5)
1 minute ago.
Governor Gavin Newsom
@CAgovernor
The U.S. Supreme Court left in place the district court order in our case for now, blocking President Trump's blatantly unconstitutional birthright citizenship order in California.
We are committed to holding the line and will keep fighting to ensure this injunction remains in place for good.
Abuses of presidential power can't go unchecked
Posted by: 13times at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (OIrk/)
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (WFNbD)
Posted by: Archimedes
It is the media like Fox, MSNBC, and CNN that still calls them that for street cred.
I think the Kristols of the Bulwark have pretty much figured out that the right hates their guts as fake grifting groomers so they play to their funder--Pierre Omidyar and lefties as reasonable conservatives.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (flKEw)
That isn't an eye.
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: fd at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (PLXMa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (pwtJC)
Just...living in South Sudan with no money, no ties, and no knowledge of the local language.
It'll be fine if he just tries to blend in.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: pierre delecto at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Archimedes
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They are fighting to conserve the post-WWII power dynamic.
They are the conservatives.
We're more like radicals, trying to return to the root of American governance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Snoopy at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (2UnvF)
However, they brought him back for a reason. And that reason was to make an example of him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
*****
Well, if that was their plan it seems to be working out pretty well so far.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (DmiaQ)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (074d0)
Eventually.
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (HuRzZ)
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Both Sudan and South Sudan are large geographic regions with a whole lotta nothin'.
I'm sure it's easy for the local government to take the money, drive the prisoners somewhere remote and "lose them" in the countryside. Let nature take its course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (7fElN)
If the MS-13 maggot killed a woman, why isn't he in prison somewhere for that, instead of just deported? He's got human trafficking ofgenses here too.
If the Egyptian mummy man kicked a police dog, why isn't he being charged for that, instead of just deported?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (Fd8wq)
The U.S. Supreme Court left in place the district court order in our case for now, blocking President Trump's blatantly unconstitutional birthright citizenship order in California. ...
Posted by: 13times at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (OIrk/)
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Gotta appreciate the spin.
"The 9th Circuit's rulings still apply in the 9th Circuit. Big win y'all."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (Hkcdp)
Because these judges are all kind, just, and wise, free of any personal bias, animus or enmity--the black robe is a holy garment from the gods, purifying the wearer of any human frailty or fault.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (GnVQ5)
Congress can check both them and the president by impeachment and conviction. Address your complaints to them.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Hopefully, he is fluent in Esperanto. Everyone can speak that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (Fd8wq)
Because she has no standing.
Posted by: John Roberts at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (rCia8)
They all seem to be quiet, smart, and loyal.
Like Jack Russel terriers but with bigger ears.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM
I had a beagle when I was a little girl. She was the best dog, but she was not always quiet. She bayed. It was beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esjec0JWEXU
Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (n2swS)
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.
SS: You know, we have lots of wild animals. He was insufficiently careful.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I think English is an official language there. But I don't know how well Garcia knows English, or if he could understand the variety spoken there.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (77rzZ)
If the Egyptian mummy man kicked a police dog, why isn't he being charged for that, instead of just deported?
.....
Why do we have to spend money to house and feed other countries' shit-stains?
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (WFNbD)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (Fd8wq)
++++
It's in the article. He was charged and convicted. Released to ICE with time served (presumably during the trial, etc.) and with a judgement to pay the vet bill.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
======
Popeye Doyle in French Connection II.
Garcia might even get laid like Doyle did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
It should have been killed before that. But since libtards pushed it there is now a high court ruling stating that’s no longer an excuse to stop deportation. In fact you may want to think long and hard before you make a claim like that. If you’re from Guatemala, you could end up in Nigeria.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (074d0)
No one.
800 kings to rule us all.
Because these judges are all kind, just, and wise, free of any personal bias, animus or enmity--the black robe is a holy garment from the gods, purifying the wearer of any human frailty or fault.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Dissents are often polemics, not to be read seriously. A few times, dissents like Justice Harlan's sole dissent in Plessy v. Ferguson or the two dissents in Dred Scott are better signposts where the case should have been resolved than the majority. Harlan's color blind reading of the 14th would have saved the US a lot of grief if the majority in Plessy had done that rather than separate but equal.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)
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When will you realize ...
North Korea waits for You.
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (lMOMR)
Posted by: Mongo at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (Ef4Ak)
I think Venezualia is next to Peruvia, isn't it?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (6bTRc)
They all seem to be quiet, smart, and loyal.
Like Jack Russel terriers but with bigger ears.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM
I had a beagle when I was a little girl. She was the best dog, but she was not always quiet. She bayed. It was beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esjec0JWEXU
Posted by: huerfano
Beagles are great, as long as you can turn your hearing aids down.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:33 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:27 PM (HuRzZ)
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Both Sudan and South Sudan are large geographic regions with a whole lotta nothin'.
I'm sure it's easy for the local government to take the money, drive the prisoners somewhere remote and "lose them" in the countryside. Let nature take its course.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:30 PM (7fElN)
They are paid some sum, trivial for us and worth it for them, to take these people on and presumably keep them from rubberbanding back. 2K a year.
El Salvador's prison helps cut costs by having the men grow crops for themselves, which is useful work.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:33 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Large pot. Some onions. Salt & pepper...
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:33 PM (flKEw)
i hear he uses excellent lube
Posted by: pierre delecto
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Running his hedge funds with his son Tagg is my guess.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:33 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (074d0)
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There's a calculus that smarter illegals are going through now.
They can self-deport back home, or they can get picked up by ICE, perhaps detained in a Panamanian hotel for 6 months, and then sent to a country they've never been to before.
There's a reason the foreign born population has gone down 1,000,000 while Homan has insisted that 200,000 were deported in the first four months of Trump's term.
A lot of illegals are doing the calculus and just going home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (pwtJC)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (rCia
++++
His time is over. He may be one of the rare politicians who can recognize it when that happens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Yes, Same with El Salvador (Probably even for this creep who is from El Salvador.)
This was something I think started in UK to get rid of problems by sending them to Rwanda and paying tens of thousands a year, the European courts stopped it, then the UK supreme court.
Italy is sending them to Africa too.
I say we should compromise and drop them off half way.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (m5cDg)
Are they lamenting the SCOTUS or the fact that it's not take your child to work day?
Posted by: Nelly at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (cHLus)
No one.
800 kings to rule us all.
800 kings to find us
800 kings to bring us all
800 kings to bind us
Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (pwtJC)
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Denial ain't just a crocodile in Sudan.
Or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (6PCLE)
....
Egyptians are my favorite breed, you know.
Posted by: Zohran Mammajamma at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (BjH5D)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (gKWVE)
While top-tier law firms and the judiciary bend over backwards to save this illegal alien and multiple-felony criminal from the consequences of his choices ....
Not one major law firm and not one single judge anywhere stood up for your rights and the illegal abuses against you during Covid--you were the "untouchable caste" criminal for merely refusing to follow illegal orders.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (GnVQ5)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Large pot. Some onions. Salt & pepper...
Posted by: rickb223
Hey, that's my recipe!
-- Haitian Barbecue guy
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (074d0)
Hopefully every one of those bystanders are serving long prison sentences now. Stupid civilians need to understand that they don't hove our training and expertise. That is OUR job.
You civilians are so disgusting. YOU WORK FOR US.
Posted by: Cops at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (1U8ba)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:32 PM (6bTRc)
That IS a conviction. He just effectively convicted himself. The term conviction just means (from Cornell Law School) "A conviction is an adjudication of a criminal defendant ’s guilt; specifically, it is the act or judicial process of finding a criminal defendant guilty of a charged offense" - a guy pleads guilty, and the judge accepts and finds the defendant's guilt, therefore resulting in a conviction, whether a judge or jury finds it.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)
*******
Got to give credit to Ron DeSantis. He gets things done fast.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bum-tiss at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (4qN3i)
Posted by: Crusader at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (TN0g+)
http://tiny.cc/ln4o001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (6bTRc)
It's my understanding that if sent to South Sudan, he'd be free.
Just...living in South Sudan with no money, no ties, and no knowledge of the local language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Would South Sudan keep him from leaving? Exit visa, or not letting him onto a plane absent a visa from another country, that sort of thing?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Eromero at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (jgmnb)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
One of the funniest thing about the DOGE is the pitiful little these twirps were getting from USAID for their treason.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (7aBC6)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (tOcjL)
++++
Yeah, but colloquially it implies a trial.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (6bTRc)
I think Venezualia is next to Peruvia, isn't it?
their primary export is vuvuzelas.
Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Vengeance at June 27, 2025 02:28 PM (074d0)
Hopefully every one of those bystanders are serving long prison sentences now. Stupid civilians need to understand that they don't hove our training and expertise. That is OUR job.
You civilians are so disgusting. YOU WORK FOR US.
Posted by: Cops
Sounds like y'all don't know how to do your job.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
http://tiny.cc/ln4o001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Stupid facial expression.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)
http://tiny.cc/ln4o001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:36 PM (6bTRc)
It's a trap!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (LxER7)
Plus a couple of other cases I don't really know about - AI responds thus -
3. Preventive Health Services (Affordable Care Act)
The dissent came from Justices Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch. They contended that the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force wields too much unchecked power and that its members should be appointed by the president and confirmed by the Senate. Justice Thomas emphasized that allowing unelected experts to mandate insurance coverage violates the Constitution’s Appointments Clause.
4. FCC’s Universal Service Fund
Again, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissented. They argued that the FCC’s delegation of authority to a private administrator to collect and distribute billions in subsidies violates the nondelegation doctrine. In their view, Congress gave away too much legislative power without clear limits, effectively allowing an unelected body to impose what amounts to a tax on consumers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Make Tehran weird again.
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (Hxfl9)
You civilians are so disgusting. YOU WORK FOR US.
Posted by: Cops
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And don't forget about us--we'll be hiding somewhere under a bridge or behind a sign just waiting to pick your pocket. In the old west, we'd wait for the stagecoach and they'd call us outlaws. But today, we have a badge!
Posted by: Motorcyle Riders Pretending to Be Cops at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (UztFL)
human trafficking murderer child molester who didn't kick a dog
drug smuggler who kicked a dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2025 02:35 PM (tOcjL)
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Yeah, but colloquially it implies a trial.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (6bTRc)
When a job application or lie detector tester asks if you've ever been convicted of a crime, they ain't using the colloquial definition - they are using the accepted definition.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (tOcjL)
Posted by: colin at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (wlQdF)
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They are howling because there are these internal guidelines that say they are supposed to go down this checklist of "least danger" countries.
So they can force Trump to ask every country in the world, landing last on Sudan or Salvador, every single time over and over and over, i.e., never deported.
And Trump is like, "f that, I'm skipping to the end and it's not required."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (GnVQ5)
While top-tier law firms and the judiciary bend over backwards to save this illegal alien and multiple-felony criminal from the consequences of his choices ....
Not one major law firm and not one single judge anywhere stood up for your rights and the illegal abuses against you during Covid--you were the "untouchable caste" criminal for merely refusing to follow illegal orders.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
For the most part, lawyers are either a) mercenary as in there is no money to be found in standing up for rights or b) ideological.
This is a problem for the right because law school is purposefully designed nowadays to produce leftist ideologues. They produce ideologues on the right only by accident either by failure to screen them out at entry or making them hate the left while attending law school.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (ctrM5)
human trafficking murderer child molester who didn't kick a dog
drug smuggler who kicked a dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (dfIr7)
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The former (though I don't know if "agricultural products" specifically means "drugs").
But I'm glad both are gone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic
The story I've seen is that Mohammed hated them because their barking would give warning of the approach of his troops when they were ridin' up to massacre the infidels.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2025 02:31 PM (Q4IgG)
*******
Got to give credit to Ron DeSantis. He gets things done fast.
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I assume the guards commute via air boats.
Posted by: pudinhead at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: New Guinea at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
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Because their "Prophet" (sneer quotes) tells them to.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Bombadil at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (MX0bI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esjec0JWEXU
Posted by: huerfano
Beagles are great, as long as you can turn your hearing aids down.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:33 PM (Vfq+S)
I've never owned one, only visited them.
I've never been around one howling, I guess.
The ones I met were all quiet and wanting to be petted behind the ears.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (6ydKt)
Again, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissented. They argued that the FCC’s delegation of authority to a private administrator to collect and distribute billions in subsidies violates the nondelegation doctrine. In their view, Congress gave away too much legislative power without clear limits, effectively allowing an unelected body to impose what amounts to a tax on consumers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)
****
We ❤️ taxes.
Posted by: Said nobody not insane ever at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (Hxfl9)
Posted by: Busty, freckled brunettes in skimpy loungewear at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (4qN3i)
Posted by: gKWVE at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (gKWVE)
Are they lamenting the SCOTUS or the fact that it's not take your child to work day?
Posted by: Nelly
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The SCOTUS. The nuking of nationwide injunctions will rob the courts of an invaluable tool etc. "Sometimes blocking a whole policy is the only way to relieve the victims..."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (sJLOw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
I wish John Kerry would. I saw a clip of him the other day blathering something about Iran and the US bombing their nukes and as usual he made no sense. But what struck me was how bad he looked. That plastic surgery he got is melting or something - he should get some type of refund.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
That was fun.
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (rCia8)
http://tiny.cc/ln4o001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Stupid facial expression.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (77rzZ)
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That's a standard facial expression for these kinds of pics. It's not an attractive expression, but its designed to make it look like you don't care about what you look like. But of course they do care.
It's way better than another standard expression: the sticking out the tongue.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Nope. It doesn't. As Nova Loca said, admitting guilt in open court means a conviction--jury is not needed because the facts of the case are no longer in dispute.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
If a guy pleads guilty during arraignment and not "nolo contendre," or not guilty, do you have to still have a trail?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
++++
His plastic surgeon really, really hated him. Nothing but hate could get a man to fill another man's face with mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:20 PM (rCia
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His time is over. He may be one of the rare politicians who can recognize it when that happens.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:34 PM (6bTRc)
Fuck you guys! Not making me President.
Well, you'll see. Soon you're gonna be begging me to be President.
Begging me!!!!!
But, I'll say, "No!".
Then strap you to the roof of my station wagon and drive you to...well you'll see
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*cough*
*uuuuurp*
Heckfire, I threw up on my magic underwear.
Ding dang doodle dang it!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (iJfKG)
human trafficking murderer child molester who didn't kick a dog
drug smuggler who kicked a dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Jun
Obviously the first. There is nothing intrinsically wrong with kicking dogs. Some dogs need to get kicked.
I kicked the f*ck out of a pitbull that lurched at my daughter.
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (WFNbD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (0Htd1)
He looks like Mohammed Atta had sex with a leprechaun
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:42 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (HuRzZ)
The courts aren't supposed to have tools to govern. They are supposed to adjust the other branches to be lawful.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:42 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
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They can lick their balls
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
As long as they don’t do it on this blog.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 02:42 PM (1U8ba)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (ctrM5)
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Yes, I fully acknowledge that. That's why I said, "colloquially" not, "actually."
"He pled guilty" rather than "he was convicted," etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:43 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
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His plastic surgeon really, really hated him. Nothing but hate could get a man to fill another man's face with mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (6bTRc)
That's how you look when your major source of kickbacks starts bouncing checks.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:43 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
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Because their "Prophet" (sneer quotes) tells them to.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Because they wouldn't stand still long enough for their profit to fuck one.
Goats are dumb.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:43 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2025 02:43 PM (BjH5D)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
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They are unclean because they eat dung.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:44 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
Because they are an obvious gift from Actual God.
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:44 PM (rCia8)
human trafficking murderer child molester who didn't kick a dog
drug smuggler who kicked a dog
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:44 PM (flKEw)
Sounds like y'all don't know how to do your job.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 02:37 PM (flKEw)
Sounds like you need to be arrested for insolence and not respecting a police officer. After we punch you in the fucking mouth.
You have never been a police officer, so you need to learn to shut the fuck up. Learn some respect, manners, and be polite, you piece of shit civilian. You pay us, keep your head down, your mouth shut, and you never, ever question what we do.
Posted by: Cops at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Dreamingrobot at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (lHQcF)
And curious minds wonder what was the "prohibited agriculture item" little Freddy detected? The FNM wrote that, but given how they weasel word things was it really unprocessed drugs? or was dog kicker just trying to smuggle in dates or something and that is not allowed because "might bring in bugs or diseases that will harm our U.S. crops". Either way, kicking the beagle makes him an asshole that shouldn't be in our country.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic
Muckmed was a caravan raider. What's the first line of defense for sleeping caravan?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (mlg/3)
What contrivances and convolutions will communist traitor judges use to keep in in the US this time?
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"I have ruled all international borders to be invalid social constructs of the white cisheteropatriarchal oppressor and have imagined that there are no countries (and no religion too) -- ordering this wonderful International Citizen, Patriot, and Paragon of POC Virtue to already be At Home and therefore to be released into his new home country with all criminal and civil charges against him dropped."
/US District Clown Judge Bozoberg, Acting De Facto POTUS, SCOTUS Chief Justice, and Congressional Parliamentarian
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (lMOMR)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
That's like a modified, scrunched-up - plain ol' 'duck face'.
Which comes standard in any modern young female's pose kit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (7aBC6)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (EtZ9h)
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They are unclean because they eat dung.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:44 PM (8avO+)
Says the guys who fuck goats if they stand still too long.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (4/BuS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (lMOMR)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
As long as they don’t do it on this blog.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 02:42 PM (1U8ba)
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BWAHAHAHAHHA
Amen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (PMtkd)
Which comes standard in any modern young female's pose kit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 02:45 PM (6ydKt)
++++
I blame instagram.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (nCKL5)
Posted by: Oldcat
=====
There is a reason that almost all of the most wealthy counties now are those surrounding DC. Used to be places like New York, Silicon Valley, etc.
Since 2000 sent fed spending into overdrive, the imperial fedgov has sucked wealth from the periphery and spent it around DC while the rest of the country is steadily being impoverished.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (ctrM5)
*touches nose*
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: H at June 27, 2025 02:47 PM (2gjbv)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)
****
We ❤️ taxes.
Posted by: Said nobody not insane ever at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (Hxfl9)
I agree, I don't want the kickbacks and bribes going to some mystery bureaucrat instead of a Congressman.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:47 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (jc0TO)
++++
"Never say to a cop, "hey! That badge looks stupid!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:47 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (ctrM5)
Look, the government needs money. YOU DO NOT. You will give them all your money. And if this means you and the rest of the country exist in abject penury? So be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: toby928
This is not the place for your weekend activity reports.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (mlg/3)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (96jnc)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic
The story I've seen is that Mohammed hated them because their barking would give warning of the approach of his troops when they were ridin' up to massacre the infidels.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (77rzZ)
To be fair, Mohammed really liked cats.
The story goes that one gave him a blowjob. Scritched his balls and everything.
....I'm pretty sure that's right. In the koran somewhere.
Anyway, Mohammed had a thing for cats.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (iJfKG)
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (jc0TO)
++++
"Never say to a cop, "hey! That badge looks stupid!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:47 PM (6bTRc)
=====
I will, however, jokingly tell the cop that I have a kilo of Columbian Bam Bam under the car.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reflecting on change and permanence with Ozu at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Captain Oveur at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (M0V4/)
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:46 PM (jc0TO)
++++
"Never say to a cop, "hey! That badge looks stupid!"
--------------
Never piss on a cop. Shit happens then.
Posted by: pudinhead at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (FmapG)
Silent Cal on 150th anniversary of Declaration of Independence -
About the Declaration there is a finality that is exceedingly restful. It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and new experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning can not be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backward toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people. Those who wish to proceed in that direction can not lay claim to progress. They are reactionary. Their ideas are not more modern, but more ancient, than those of the Revolutionary fathers.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)
==
For the most part, lawyers are either a) mercenary as in there is no money to be found in standing up for rights or b) ideological.
This is a problem for the right because law school is purposefully designed nowadays to produce leftist ideologues. They produce ideologues on the right only by accident either by failure to screen them out at entry or making them hate the left while attending law school.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:39 PM (ctrM5)
You're welcome!
Posted by: American Bar Association at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (ULPxl)
Which comes standard in any modern young female's pose kit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
That psycho California lady will be by shortly to yell about it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (Vfq+S)
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (77rzZ)
Some illegals are doing the calculus and heading to places like NY, NJ, MA and CA.
Posted by: Marcus T
================
Gonna be hilarious when Trump's suspension of federal funding to sanctuary jurisdictions gets un-enjoined.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 27, 2025 02:40 PM (wBaIH)
It's not 2028 yet.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:50 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 02:50 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:48 PM (vm8sq)
++++
This is not at all true, and is a wildly invalid interpretation.
"You" don't have any money. All money belongs to the state, and you are merely its custodian. If the state needs money, it is rightfully entitled to reclaim what is by right its own property. You have, at absolute most, a custodial lease on money - not ownership. That belongs to the state in all cases and vagaries of specific disposition at any given moment are irrelevant.
Posted by: The State at June 27, 2025 02:50 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:51 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2025 02:51 PM (2yoRf)
Posted by: Case at June 27, 2025 02:51 PM (ilX37)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 27, 2025 02:52 PM (Z3f34)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2025 02:52 PM (WPL6O)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 27, 2025 02:52 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 27, 2025 02:52 PM (ubJB9)
"You" don't have any money. All money belongs to the state, and you are merely its custodian.
________
Joke this may be, but the Left actually believes it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (/HVsR)
Which comes standard in any modern young female's pose kit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
That psycho California lady will be by shortly to yell about it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (Vfq+S)
You will never halt the coitus. I will sate my lust in full view of the public. Watch us. And tremble.
Posted by: Sex Duck at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (4/BuS)
I would have accepted "none of your business", too.
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (6pVrF)
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 27, 2025 02:52 PM (ubJB9)
++++
Different rules apply to deeply-connected elites.
If the deeply-connect elite is Mr. Science Himself, doubly so.
Fauci is *never* going down. We'll be lucky if we can prevent his appearance on postage stamps.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: The State at June 27, 2025 02:50 PM (6bTRc)
Still, this does not change the fact that if this means the rest of the country exists in abject penury, so be it.
Posted by: Cow Demon at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: rickb223
Depends. Usually a plea of guilty (depending on the degree of the charge felony or misdemeanor) is either resolved right there (usually when the crime is minor like a traffic ticket, disorderly conduct, etc.) or in more serious charges, can be remanded to a judge with the proper jurisdiction over serious charges to make damn sure that the defendant is willing, able, and understands the gravity of their guilty plea.
That is why guilty pleas are so damn hard to overturn as Gen. Flynn found out even when the government committed gross misconduct against him.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (/HVsR)
++++
They do. Passionately.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 27, 2025 02:54 PM (bnGwT)
Beagles are docile dogs. Except hunting in the field.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
_______
Talk, talk, talk, talk. That's a Beagle.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 02:54 PM (/HVsR)
Posted by: Sex Duck
I can work with this.
Posted by: Rick Dees at June 27, 2025 02:54 PM (M0V4/)
________
Joke this may be, but the Left actually believes it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM
Whose image is on it? Whose inscription?
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 02:54 PM (jc0TO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
==========
The footsoldiers believe it, but the wealthy Left believes what is their stays theirs and what is someone else's is theirs as well. That is why Alex Soros would squeal like a stuck hog in court if gubmint took his fortune and foundation.
All leftist ethics and morals are situational rather than absolute.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:55 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: colin
Good point, we should be careful. Hillary believed this to be the primary qualification for her to be President.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 27, 2025 02:56 PM (M0V4/)
Prior to the Arab-Muslim conquest of Egypt in the 7th century, Egypt was virtually 100% Coptic Christian.
Today it's about 10% ... BUT THERE IS NO ISLAMIC THREAT TO OUTSIDE PEOPLES & COUNTRIES, H8Rs!
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:56 PM (lMOMR)
Today it's about 10% ... BUT THERE IS NO ISLAMIC THREAT TO OUTSIDE PEOPLES & COUNTRIES, H8Rs!
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:56 PM (lMOMR)
++++
Colonialism for me, not for thee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:56 PM (6bTRc)
Nothing joking about it. Unless you have actual paper bills or bullion, the state can take your money or just make it disappear on a whim.
Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2025 02:57 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Hadrian
They do conjure it out of thin air at will, so I might have to give them this one.
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2025 02:57 PM (6pVrF)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 27, 2025 02:57 PM (/y8xj)
My wife has these powers, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (VVnrT)
Better than ducklips by far.
Why do Arabs hate dogs so bad?
It seems like a general middle eastern thing, the Bible is full of examples of dogs being nasty and unpleasant, using it as an insult, etc. Dogs were generally the bad guys in Egyptian mythology. I am not sure why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (dfIr7)
Today it's about 10% ... BUT THERE IS NO ISLAMIC THREAT TO OUTSIDE PEOPLES & COUNTRIES, H8Rs!
Posted by: ShainS -- Socialism is the Suicide Pact of Mediocrity at June 27, 2025 02:56 PM (lMOMR)
The Copts welcomed them, because Byzantine's persecution was bad and the tax for Christianity then was lower than Byzantine taxes.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (rCia8)
Which comes standard in any modern young female's pose kit.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
That psycho California lady will be by shortly to yell about it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 27, 2025 02:49 PM (Vfq+S)
You will never halt the coitus. I will sate my lust in full view of the public. Watch us. And tremble.
Posted by: Sex Duck at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (4/BuS)
__________
"'Sex Duck' was our second choice"
-- Soft Cell
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2025 02:57 PM (6pVrF)
++++
There is an important philosophical difference between "it's yours, but I'm taking it anyway" and "it's mine, I'm just reclaiming it."
The former is a lot more honest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (6bTRc)
Today it's about 10% ... BUT THERE IS NO ISLAMIC THREAT TO OUTSIDE PEOPLES & COUNTRIES, H8Rs!
_____
Yes, but they do the land acknowledgements before every speech, so it's all good.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Oddbob
========
Paper money can and has been repudiated and FDR outlawed private holding of gold other than an exception for coin collections. Apparently even BitCoin can be clawed back if a government really cares enough to do it.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
The only bright side is that it can be a mini stamp so it’s at least cheaper to make.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (1U8ba)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (Mr3X0)
His parents probably never gave him a puppy or got bit harassing the neighbors dog
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (+qU29)
Posted by: Sex Duck
*snorts mountain of blow*
Posted by: Disco Duck at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (1U8ba)
++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (VVnrT)
It's well practiced. Makes the kids more compliant.
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (rCia8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yes, dogs were not generally well-thought of. They usually ran around towns in semi-wild packs, like the dogs who licked Lazarus' sores.
Sheepdogs, however, were more well-regarded.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
The airport dogs are ALL BUSINESS.
Very alert, focused and well-behaved.
Was the dog reacting to him, or was he just kicking him for the offense of being near him?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:00 PM (VVnrT)
Seems common to a lot of middle eastern ethnic groups, probably a lot of shared ancestry. You see it in Northeastern Africans as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (dfIr7)
Oh, and gold can be requisitioned, just like that Saint FDR, the man who saved us from Fascism, did.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:53 PM (ctrM5)
Judge Emmet Sullivan was a real piece of work, though.
It was the D.C. circuit, but I'd hope some other judge there wouldn't have turned it into a Kafka-Circus like Sullivan.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Oldcat
Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)
Very alert, focused and well-behaved.
Was the dog reacting to him, or was he just kicking him for the offense of being near him?
Posted by: Lizzy
The dog signaled on something in his luggage.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (flKEw)
I wonder if the dogs 3000+ years ago were less pleasant and amenable than they are now, as well. That's a lot of generations of breeding.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (dfIr7)
Mohammed was a nomadic thief, so he and his guys hated dogs because they protected the people he wished to steal from.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (VVnrT)
Seems common to a lot of middle eastern ethnic groups, probably a lot of shared ancestry. You see it in Northeastern Africans as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (dfIr7)
Before sunglasses deep set eyes are advantageous in bright sunlit climes.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 02:59 PM (ctrM5)
Though from recent evidence, waterboarding and electric chainsaws may need to be employed
Posted by: Kindltot at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (6ydKt)
Yeah there is no such thing as wealth that the government cannot seize from you. But physical wealth has to be personally confiscated from each individual. Digital wealth can be taken FROM EVERYONE with a few button pushes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 02:58 PM (dfIr7)
Originally it was the way the dogs and the jackals kept digging up the mummies if they didn't put them under enough sand. And then they'd grab one end of the windings and run with it, and well ain't nobody wanted to see that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (uWKK8)
That's what I figured, not that it makes much difference.
Just means he really needed to be sent home, the sooner the better.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (VVnrT)
Posted by: Howard the Duck at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (2UnvF)
i knew it...
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yes, dogs were not generally well-thought of. They usually ran around towns in semi-wild packs, like the dogs who licked Lazarus' sores.
Sheepdogs, however, were more well-regarded.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 03:00 PM (77rzZ)
________
There are still packs of wild dogs in Africa and middle east. They are feral and dangerous. Basically, they act like coyotes, only their more dangerous because they work in packs. Europe and the Americas especially knew mostly only domesticated dogs as pets and work dogs. Our view of dogs might be different if our dogs were more like coyotes.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oldcat
Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (Dv3i1)
I don't know the details of their history post conquest. In other areas the 'people of the book' were increasingly repressed and often converted to have access to more jobs and influence.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (8avO+)
mmm Lea Thompson. Although even dolled up in lingerie the presence of the duck and that scene kinda ruined her hotness.
Still one of my all time crushes. Those 80s ladies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (dfIr7)
The Romans made some pretty cool statues of dogs, reflecting their perceived value and worthiness.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (4/BuS)
My God, CNN has brought back Joy Reid. She's sitting around the table with Abby Phillips et al.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)
Sick bastards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 03:03 PM (6ydKt)
Think of her and Victoria Jackson nekkid on the beach to clear your mind.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
You think we would lose the discernment between a wild animal and an airport luggage sniffer?
Posted by: ... at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (rCia8)
Send the cocksucker to Canada.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)
Done slapping Iran around, time to go back to the comic relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (uWKK8)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 27, 2025 03:05 PM (jc0TO)
"In Muslim countries, I would be greeted as a liberator!" - Anthony Fauci
Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Darkwing Duck at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (HzIEO)
It was the D.C. circuit, but I'd hope some other judge there wouldn't have turned it into a Kafka-Circus like Sullivan.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at June 27, 2025 03:01 PM (6ydKt)
He is still on the bench... which tells you all you need to know about how a Judge won't be punished, no matter how bad his conduct.
Posted by: TSA at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (dfIr7)
The Romans made some pretty cool statues of dogs, reflecting their perceived value and worthiness.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (4/BuS)
Well the she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus was a strong tie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: That's it, it's go time at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (fXFFd)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2025 03:07 PM (sJ4fj)
Sick bastards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I’d be like a duck treading water. Smooth and calm on top, with an occasional nibble, and thrashing like hell with the lower half.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 03:07 PM (1U8ba)
People with dog-o-phobia must utterly freak out at airports. I knew someone who was afraid of dogs and she would lose it if she got within 50 feet of a small dog on a leash.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 03:08 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2025 03:08 PM (0sNs1)
Their view of dogs might be different if they adopted them as pets. Chicken, egg. They hate dogs, abuse them, chose not to domesticate them. They have to survive in the wild somehow.
As a culture, they made that choice.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:08 PM (VVnrT)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2025 03:08 PM (/U5Yz)
So she rooted for the Russians in "John Wick"?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2025 03:09 PM (2ocoG)
Somehow that ended up part of Jeep culture. If someone likes your jeep, they leave a rubber ducky on it or in it. I don't know why.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:09 PM (dfIr7)
A girl with boobs who drives a Jeep told someone she likes rubber ducks and it spiraled out of control from there. Or at least that's my understanding.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (dfIr7)
The Romans made some pretty cool statues of dogs, reflecting their perceived value and worthiness.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (4/BuS)
Well the she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus was a strong tie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)
The Greeks did too though.
The only point I'm trying to make here is that for all of recorded history, civilizations worth emulating in any way recognized dogs were good boys.
How's that for painting with a broad brush?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (4/BuS)
That would be awful. Dogs are everywhere.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (VVnrT)
That means using extra tape on a box labeled "Do Not Handle With Care".
Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (JUV6P)
Posted by: Accomack at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (RBD82)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM (jH5TK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:02 PM (dfIr7)
The Romans made some pretty cool statues of dogs, reflecting their perceived value and worthiness.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 27, 2025 03:04 PM (4/BuS)
Well the she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus was a strong tie.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:06 PM (8avO+)
_________
Europeans started domesticating dogs tens of thousands of years ago, maybe even 100k years. The Bonn-Oberkassel burial suggests that by 15,000 years ago at least some dogs were pure pets, not even work dogs any more.
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Honestly, retail stores that allow dogs are the worst. They seldom enforce having them leashed and, to be honest, a lot of dog owners who shop with their dogs are assholes. No respect for others.
I'm personally not enamored with you dog sticking it's nose in my crotch while checking out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (Q4IgG)
How's that for painting with a broad brush?
Works for me!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (VVnrT)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Chinese people are generally afraid of dogs. I went into a Chinese dry-cleaner once to pick up some clothes. It was summer, and the door was open, and some friendly German shepherd (IIRC) sauntered in there. The Chinese ladies started freaking out until I shooed the dog out of there.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (77rzZ)
@nicksortor
JUST IN: Alligator Alcatraz will be funded with the money Biden set aside to put illegals in five star hotels, per
@TriciaOhio
Illegals are going from the lush Roosevelt Hotel in New York City to a detention center surrounded by gators
THAT'S what we voted for
https://tinyurl.com/mw6yfxs6
Posted by: redridinghood at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 03:12 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: Kindltot
I was talking about the Silk Road bitcoin seizure. Fedgov also retrieved some bitcoins that were paid as part of a cyberransom of pipelines. Essentially what the block chain logs grant is what a government can follow to back out of the transaction. Individuals don't have the computing power to do it yet and when they do, crypto currency in its current form is doomed because the cryptography that it relies upon becomes easily decrypted by brute force.
About the only form of wealth that governments have massive problems with repatriating from individuals is knowledge.
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 03:12 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Accomack
Sounds gay. Ducks are gay unless they're on your plate
covered in orange sauce.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2025 03:12 PM (/U5Yz)
@TriciaOhio
#winning
Posted by: Lizzy at June 27, 2025 03:12 PM (VVnrT)
So, 100+ "Islamists" as Tousi TV calls them attacked a Belgian military factory and now the RAF is on standby? Just skimming the headlines and watching a few seconds of video. It looks like mostly limp Euro-AWFLs, not young men with knives, but they did $1million in damage.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM (HuRzZ)
How's that for painting with a broad brush?
Works for me!
Posted by: Lizzy
I'm good with it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM (flKEw)
Posted by: whig at June 27, 2025 03:12 PM (ctrM5)
And love.
Posted by: Hallmark at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM (rCia8)
Yeah people abuse the affection others and they have for dogs, and its not very welcome. I am fine with all animals but I don't want to be licked or have a dog shoving its face in my lap. Train them better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade
I think the dingo is a good analogy to the dogs of the Bible. Only semi-domesticated.
Posted by: Bulg at June 27, 2025 03:14 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Elric The (One and Only) Blade at June 27, 2025 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Yes dogs can make themselves useful early and the pack mentality makes them easy to bind to you. Most often in history the tie to the 'pet' is also tied to hunting.
Cats start coming about when you are saving grain (even if you don't plant them yourself yet) and get worried about rats, mice and snakes. So you usually are more settled then.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 27, 2025 03:14 PM (8avO+)
Yeah people abuse the affection others and they have for dogs, and its not very welcome. I am fine with all animals but I don't want to be licked or have a dog shoving its face in my lap. Train them better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM
I hate when they take a dump in the aisle at the grocery store.
Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2025 03:15 PM (jc0TO)
More than once I've seen Lil'Shitzy lift a leg and pee on the bottom shelf at the grocery store. It's disgusting. The people that bring pets into stores are disgusting.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2025 03:15 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2025 03:16 PM (ULPxl)
Fucking repulsive.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at June 27, 2025 03:16 PM (URRXY)
I hated that scene. I get that the writers needed him to get captured and put in the tank, but it just made him look like a fumbling ass and he'd been so cool and knowledgeable and capable in every single scene before that. Making him into an idiotic butt of a joke was not good to the character, one of the very few flaws with that movie.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2025 03:16 PM (dfIr7)
Posted by: Perillo Tours at June 27, 2025 03:16 PM (G5+As)
So, 100+ "Islamists" as Tousi TV calls them attacked a Belgian military factory and now the RAF is on standby? Just skimming the headlines and watching a few seconds of video. It looks like mostly limp Euro-AWFLs, not young men with knives, but they did $1million in damage.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 03:13 PM (HuRzZ)
So Islamists damaged equipment which was going to Ukraine?
/pops popcorn...
Posted by: TSA at June 27, 2025 03:16 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Martini Farme
Several years ago a female coworker and I visited a supplier which was a machine shop. They were located in a small town but about half way between two big cities.
The president, or whatever title the head honcho had, would let his two labs have the run of the lobby and visitor area. So my coworker was standing facing the receptionist’s desk, which was a tall counter, and one of the dogs walked up behind her and stuck its nose so far up her business it made her jump about two feet off the ground.
Posted by: haffhowershower at June 27, 2025 03:18 PM (1U8ba)
JUST IN: Alligator Alcatraz will be funded with the money Biden set aside to put illegals in five star hotels, per
@TriciaOhio
Posted by: redridinghood
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This is great. It's not specifically for border crashers who additionally committed other crimes -- it's for border crashers, period. I bet any number of sanctuary jurisdictions are secretly relieved that they have a safety valve now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2025 03:19 PM (HuRzZ)
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2025 03:10 PM
Thanks, Weasel!
Posted by: F. Kruger at June 27, 2025 03:19 PM (0sNs1)
OC is in sissy Maryland
Posted by: Accomack at June 27, 2025 03:21 PM (RBD82)
/US District Clown Judge Bozoberg, Acting De Facto POTUS, SCOTUS Chief Justice, and Congressional Parliamentarian
And Duke of New York
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2025 03:26 PM (63Dwl)
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Geez. Tell me something I don’t know.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Well, This Is Another Fine Mess You've Gotten Me Into at June 27, 2025 03:34 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 27, 2025 06:23 PM (wGqjj)
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