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The Democrat-Media Party Goes All In on the Proposition That a Strange Man Should Be Permitted to Charge at a Female Office-Holder Without Consequence

Is that the New Rule?

I ask once again: Are you sure you can live with the consequences of all these New Rules you're creating?

The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox

BREAKING: Secretary Kristi Noem fires back at Democrat Senator Alex Padilla -- who's now claiming mistreatment after storming a DHS press conference.

"I think his statement is actually ridiculous."

She laid out exactly what happened from her perspective.

"This man burst into a room, started advancing towards the podium, interrupting an opening statement, elevating his voice, shouting questions."

"People tried to stop him from interrupting the press conference, he refused and continued to lunge towards the podium and that is when he was removed from the room."

Then came the reality check:

"So the way that he acted was completely inappropriate."

"It wasn't becoming of a U.S. Senator or a public official and perhaps he wanted the scene and that's what he wanted."

The rest of country is tired of these charades:

"But I think the American people are sick of this action."

"I think the American people are tired of this, they just want the truth and they want to know it's happening and that's what we were trying to provide."

Another wannabe Democrat tough-guy turns out to be a whiny, femmy crybaby.

What a surprise.


RBe
@RBPundit

"99% of Senators had a very uneventful day. Not sure what the big deal is here." - @brianstelter

Bojac
@HeartlessBojac

It was a mostly peaceful press conference. Why are we focusing on the tiny bad part?

The Blue Bubble-Wrap Media springs into action:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

LA Times opinion on today's incident:

"First they came for the immigrants. Then they took down our Latino senator"

I was in the room when this happened. Noem was going to take Q&A at the end, but Padilla yelled out to her just minutes into her remarks.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 What consequences? Has Padilla been charged with a crime? Trump has caused some consequences, but not nearly enough.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 05:21 PM (WWpK6)

2 He's lucky she didn't shoot him. Would not be surprised if she carries, even with security.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 12, 2025 05:23 PM (F1gDj)

3 Hey, at least he wasn't naked.

Posted by: Riley Gaines at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (B6aZN)

4 This was planned to create exactly what happened.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

5 Should have put 'em down like she'd do to an aggressive puppy!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 12, 2025 05:25 PM (VQgPt)

6 Stumbled upon her New Conference ? BS....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:25 PM (VE6XX)

7 Padilla should have satisfied himself with setting a car on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:25 PM (B6aZN)

8 Noodled

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 05:25 PM (S/Y4j)

9 This will go on until it is severely punished… like disobedient children they will just keep behaving badly until the hammer is brought down on them. Not. Rocket. Science.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:26 PM (PCK5/)

10 I think Padilla should have been maced and tazed. Next time.

Posted by: Shoofly the Boxing Mule at June 12, 2025 05:26 PM (ufJfM)

11 Looks like Spartacus has some competition.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:26 PM (ZOv7s)

12 And so it begins…

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (Vh9CX)

13 During PrideMonth?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (QSrLX)

14 Thune should censure Padilla

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (VE6XX)

15 Padilla is no Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (Aqu9a)

16 I won't be satisfied until cream pies are thrown into everyone's faces and a food fight breaks out.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (pMi6S)

17 Go back to Mexico, "Senator."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (dGCAG)

18 This will go on until it is severely punished… like disobedient children they will just keep behaving badly until the hammer is brought down on them. Not. Rocket. Science.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
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Swarthy Latino man charging attractive white woman is not the the visual the Dems wanted.

These people are idiots.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:27 PM (ZOv7s)

19 4 This was planned to create exactly what happened.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

But… they are playing to their base, only, and must think that base is vast. I think not.

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:28 PM (PCK5/)

20 ItsPride Month. He should have shit. himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:28 PM (QSrLX)

21 4 This was planned to create exactly what happened.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

----------

Yep. Activism Theater. Dem internal polls must be horrific and now they're desperate to change the narrative.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:28 PM (B6aZN)

22 I just wanted to ask her a question... She had just started the news conference liar

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (VE6XX)

23 "First they came for the immigrants. Then they took down our Latino senator"

-------------------

And I did nothing because it's what I voted for.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (2UnvF)

24 "Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply 'wanted to ask a question.'"

"Don't believe your lying eyes."™
-- The Democrats

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (36PRH)

25 Once they found out he was a senator they should have taken out back and really worked him over.

Posted by: New Name at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

26 Patheeeyaa

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (QSrLX)

27 Anyone remember when Hillary was running for senate and Rick Lazio darked to put a piece of paper on her podium, and everyone in the press freaked out at how violent this was?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (ZOv7s)

28 The fireplug who steered Padilla back outta the door was phenomenal. Made of steel.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (CQE5S)

29 This Padilla smegma-face did more to threaten and endanger Noem than the fake Fednappers ever did to Witchmer.

Posted by: Elric the Bladiest Blade at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (m4tox)

30 To lazy I guess to look, but what state is responsible for electing this ‘tard??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

31 4 This was planned to create exactly what happened.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

agreed

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (CQE5S)

32 30 To lazy I guess to look, but what state is responsible for electing this ‘tard??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

Guess

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (VE6XX)

33 Ask Rick Lazio how walking up on a woman can backfire.

They so planned these stunts.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (eB71+)

34 Maybe he thought he was a tranny, busting in and taking over a woman's space.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (Af/EW)

35 Padilla says, in the clip, that he wasn't arrested and that he wasn't detained. Then ... wut.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (CQE5S)

36 31 4 This was planned to create exactly what happened.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2025 05:24 PM (YwEeS)

agreed
Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (CQE5S)

Not gonna help…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (PCK5/)

37 Sorry. I thought she was holding a chalupa.

Posted by: Sen. A. Padilla at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (B6aZN)

38 6 Stumbled upon her New Conference ? BS....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:25 PM (VE6XX)

He was in DC yesterday at the Congress Baseball game... then flew to Los A even though Congress IS in session and important stuff is being voted on...

Then 'stumbled' on a Press Conference?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)

39 This will go on until it is severely punished… like disobedient children they will just keep behaving badly until the hammer is brought down on them. Not. Rocket. Science.
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
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Whoa, whoa. I want more of this. I want Dems to do this all the time, barging into news conferences, shouting at women and getting cuffed.

Their last line of defense is white women, who are definitely not cool with this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (ZOv7s)

40 I don't think rushing at a Woman is gonna play as well as they thought

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (VE6XX)

41 She should treat him as she would any dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

42

It's all leading up to the Walmart protests this weekend. They're all excited they get to do something!

Who was that little Rick Moranis turd next to Johnson demanding he answer stuff?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (et1vG)

43 32 30 To lazy I guess to look, but what state is responsible for electing this ‘tard??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

Guess
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (VE6XX)

Guess, tubal!

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (CQE5S)

44 If this were in Texas, Padilla would have been lassoed and hog-tied in less than 8 seconds by a rodeo calf-roping hobbyist Texas Ranger.


To polite applause and cheers from the audience.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (Aqu9a)

45 Then 'stumbled' on a Press Conference?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)
---
To be fair, he was pretty drunk.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)

46 This asshole says he just wanted to ask questions?

The very same asshole--and his friends--that never let a Republican witness answer, always yelling over them, "I'm reclaiming my time!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (+r93l)

47 Drunk, and stupid are taken, but POC has fumes left.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (QSrLX)

48 Next time Padilla should send in his armed escorts first to ensure the room is sufficiently pacified before his entrance.

Posted by: New Name at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (/lPRQ)

49 Sir, we've tried blaming Trump! Our polls are still cratering!

It's time for someone to do something incredibly stupid. Get Alex on the phone!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (2UnvF)

50 Everytime a U.S. Senator looks in the mirror, they see a future U.S. President looking back at them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (XqeJN)

51 42

It's all leading up to the Walmart protests this weekend. They're all excited they get to do something!

Who was that little Rick Moranis turd next to Johnson demanding he answer stuff?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (et1vG)

Walmarts across America looted of all their cheap Chinese crap…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

52 1st recission vote passed - here are the Rs who better be in blue districts b/c they all originally voted no (with 2 switching to help it pass)...

"Four Republicans — Mark Amodei of Nevada, Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania, Nicole Malliotakis of New York and Mike Turner of Ohio joined 208 Democrats in voting against the bill. Six lawmakers — four Democrats and two Republicans — didn’t vote.

At least two Republicans, Reps. Nick LaLota of New York and Don Bacon of Nebraska initially voted no, but ultimately flipped their votes amid pressure from GOP leadership."

NewYorkPost with the quote...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 05:33 PM (tOcjL)

53
Low functioning and barely sentient California elected official (BIRM) is astonished that his performing circus bear act did not receive a full audition.

The circus is not dead. It occupies California.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:33 PM (xG4kz)

54 LOL I won't indicate the publication:

Kristi Noem’s Goons Just Roughed Up A Sitting U.S. Senator And Called It A Slow Thursday

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:33 PM (CQE5S)

55 Quieres Taco Bell.

Posted by: El Borak at June 12, 2025 05:33 PM (+RqLW)

56 Someone smarter than me needs to make a video of the side by side of Lazio strolling around the podium and then all the dems saying that was the worst thing ever and then show this clown rushing in screaming and then show the democrats calling this oversight.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (eB71+)

57 I never heard of the turd...is this Feinstein's replacement?

Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (8uzBS)

58 43 32 30 To lazy I guess to look, but what state is responsible for electing this ‘tard??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

Guess
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (VE6XX)

Guess, tubal!
Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (CQE5S)

Okay, what the hell.. Oregon?

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (PCK5/)

59 keffiya status: absent. HIV statuts, sorry, HIPAA violation, but he has a cute buddy

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (QSrLX)

60 Once they found out he was a senator they should have taken out back and really worked him over.
Posted by: New Name at June 12, 2025 05:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Now that's the kind of two-tiered justice system I can get behind!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (dGCAG)

61
Who was that little Rick Moranis turd next to Johnson demanding he answer stuff?
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller


Dark Helmet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (63Dwl)

62 Speaker Johnson handled that press conference extremely well. Of course, someone in the background hollered "liar" or some such.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (tT6L1)

63
Okay, what the hell.. Oregon?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (PCK5/)

Close

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (VE6XX)

64 Padilla really did look overheated, over-tired, and drunk.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (CQE5S)

65 As always, for some time, this is not about the Dems, or their cretinous voters, at all.

It's about the GOP.

What will they do?

Will Spkr Johnson expel the bag of garbage from NJ?

Will Thune & Co. move beyond their pathetic weak words, to actually strong words, backed up by action (ethics investigation, censure, committee assignment penalties?).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (1m82a)

66 @54 I guess the Secret Service details are goons to them?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (36PRH)

67 Alex Padillla
Was a friend of mine
Alex Padilla
Was a friend of mine
He drink whiskey, Nancy drink the wine

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (B6aZN)

68 There was a time when a non-white man attacking a white woman would be ... sorry. Oh so sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

69 They would have tased him, but PG&E lines were down and had no juice to charge them.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (wBaIH)

70 Secede California. Please.

Posted by: Charles Martel at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (smrxK)

71 "But I think the American people are sick of this action."



The American people are sick of the ratchet assed people.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (3aclk)

72 63
Okay, what the hell.. Oregon?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (PCK5/)

Close
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (VE6XX)

Ah…shoulda guessed that… zombie Feinstein’s temp?

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (PCK5/)

73 58 43 32 30 To lazy I guess to look, but what state is responsible for electing this ‘tard??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (PCK5/)

Guess
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:30 PM (VE6XX)

Guess, tubal!
Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (CQE5S)

Okay, what the hell.. Oregon?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (PCK5/)

Mosey just a couple of steps south of that, and you're in _____.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (CQE5S)

74 Try this: "These aren't my pants."

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (QSrLX)

75
Ah…shoulda guessed that… zombie Feinstein’s temp?
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (PCK5/)


You got it...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (VE6XX)

76 Were those Alex Padilla's bodyguards beside him?
Or were they his body powder applicators and pedicurists?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (R2gO3)

77 When the truth counts, count on Bluesky:

"El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress. FBI also assaulted the senator as well. All these agents must be arrested. They must be held accountable for attacking our senator."

-- Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XqeJN)

78 No son mis pantalones.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (QSrLX)

79 Will Thune & Co. move beyond their pathetic weak words, to actually strong words, backed up by action (ethics investigation, censure, committee assignment penalties?).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (1m82a)
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Why do anything? Buy the guy another bottle of hooch. Let him roam all around the capital as the face of lawless Latino rage.

Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a mistake.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (ZOv7s)

80 All of those cameras must have caught him busting in.

The fact that those video are not being posted is probably evidence that he busted in like an ass and it looks bad for him.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (Af/EW)

81 Finstad (MN) and Lee (FL) were Rs that didn't vote

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 05:37 PM (tOcjL)

82 So a big and tall dude related to someone arrested for J6 "parading" who rushed at Liz Cheney to ask questions would have been treated the same way by the Brandon admin right? Shoved out the door and arrested, but that would be the end of it, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

83 Don't taze me, brocita!

Posted by: Alex Padilla at June 12, 2025 05:37 PM (2UnvF)

84 77 When the truth counts, count on Bluesky:

"El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress. FBI also assaulted the senator as well. All these agents must be arrested. They must be held accountable for attacking our senator."

-- Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XqeJN)


Uh... Try Secret Service and then FBI

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:37 PM (VE6XX)

85 All he was missing was a Mexican flag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (B6aZN)

86 Mosey just a couple of steps south of that, and you're in _____.
Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM


El Mexico del Norte

Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (XqeJN)

87 At this rate, Democrats are going to start carrying canes to the floor of the House.

Again.

Because Republicans are threatening to take away their slaves.

Again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (+r93l)

88 >Will Spkr Johnson expel the bag of garbage from NJ?

Will Thune & Co. move beyond their pathetic weak words, to actually strong words, backed up by action (ethics investigation, censure, committee assignment penalties?).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (1m82a)

They were Johnny-On-The-Spot to eject Santos for doing what they all do: lie like fucking dogs. Where's the urgency here? She's been chaaaarrrrrggged!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (VQgPt)

89 77 When the truth counts, count on Bluesky:

"El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress. FBI also assaulted the senator as well. All these agents must be arrested. They must be held accountable for attacking our senator."

-- Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XqeJN)

I wonder if that's actionable.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (CQE5S)

90 We need to mail Chief Bovino a months supply of Krispy Kreems for his LEOs… well done, guys..!!

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (PCK5/)

91 Donde esta la casa de pe pe?

Posted by: Alex Padilla at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (2UnvF)

92 "El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress. FBI also assaulted the senator as well.


We all jumped the queen.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (3aclk)

93
38

He was in DC yesterday at the Congress Baseball game... then flew to Los A even though Congress IS in session and important stuff is being voted on...

Then 'stumbled' on a Press Conference?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM

-----

He stumbled INTO the press conference, like a psychotic vagrant.

After crossing the nation like a heat-seeking missile to get there.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (QwK6F)

94
Now that Dims' "oversight" forays are performances -- show up at a door, a room, or a building and then bray loudly for the urinalist sheeple that they are there in "an oversght capacity" -- they are demonstrating that they are incapable of forming coherent plans of action.

Venn Diagram that, mofos!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:39 PM (xG4kz)

95 82 So a big and tall dude related to someone arrested for J6 "parading" who rushed at Liz Cheney to ask questions would have been treated the same way by the Brandon admin right? Shoved out the door and arrested, but that would be the end of it, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 05:37 PM (ULPxl)

NOT arrested, Padilla said.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:39 PM (CQE5S)

96 45 Then 'stumbled' on a Press Conference?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 12, 2025 05:31 PM (mP0Kj)
---
To be fair, he was pretty drunk.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:32 PM (ZOv7s)
______________

Too much cerveza? Tequila?

Out: Jose Padilla
In: Jose Cuervo

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

97 Alex Padilla should be forced to resign from the Senate for conduct unbecoming a U.S. Senator (yeah, I know, fat chance!).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (fAMPp)

98 Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical

Posted by: Alex Padilla with a stretchy pink headband at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (Aqu9a)

99 aren't the dems 6 or 8 short of their total in the house?

Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (8uzBS)

100 Too bad for Alex that this arrest now goes on his permanent record

Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (B6aZN)

101 >>> 77 When the truth counts, count on Bluesky:

"El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress. FBI also assaulted the senator as well. All these agents must be arrested. They must be held accountable for attacking our senator."

-- Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:36 PM (XqeJN)

They're *still* demanding that the agents get arrested.

Oh please...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (ULPxl)

102 Also, not detained, Padilla said.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (CQE5S)

103
Alex Padilla and Timpon ought to be paired up for a performing animal act.

"Bear and Monkey" or "Monkey and Bear" -- who will get top billing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (xG4kz)

104 Any way to deport his ass ‘cause reasons??

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (PCK5/)

105 Will Spkr Johnson expel the bag of garbage from NJ?

A Democrat could walk into the senate and rape a baby on the floor then shoot someone to death and they wouldn't get expelled by a Republican.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (e7kz6)

106 Venn Diagram that, mofos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:39 PM


I like to think that we, under my leadership, are the Party of Venn Diagrams.

Posted by: Kamala! 2028! 2032! at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (XqeJN)

107 >>"People tried to stop him from interrupting the press conference, he refused and continued to lunge towards the podium and that is when he was removed from the room."


I read that as Lounge and thought, 'Fuck, I forgot to send out Passover Cards, Again!'.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (QIh6T)

108 This is just like when the Nazis arrested Anne Frank and drug her away!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (+r93l)

109 Maybe guy had a death wish and wanted to be shot on the spot

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (+qU29)

110 War story high water mark: I arrested a sitting US Senator.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (QSrLX)

111 I seem to recall that Republicans who voiced some opposition to the *biden junta were "roughly escorted out of various bullshit hearings, news drops and whatever."

So... next time, security, maybe drive his skull into the wall a few times for compliance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)

112 I sure hope he gets all that "due process" that Democrats are always yammering about. Be a shame if he turned out to be illegal.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (hcwCh)

113 That half dressed bench keeps taunting me in various states of undress.

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 12, 2025 05:42 PM (7NkZG)

114
Were those Alex Padilla's bodyguards beside him?
Or were they his body powder applicators and pedicurists?

Posted by: Gunslinger


Fluffers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:42 PM (xG4kz)

115 Too bad for Alex that this arrest now goes on his permanent record
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM


Pffft. This isn't like he disappointed Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 12, 2025 05:42 PM (XqeJN)

116 Pop quiz:

What do

(1) Republicans,
(2) Independents,
(3) the half of Democrats who aren't certifiable, and
(4) Sen Padilla

all have in common?

A: They all know that if you barge into a press conference and insist on trying to disrupt it, you're going to get arrested.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 12, 2025 05:42 PM (hOOi9)

117 I assume they had to use handcuff extensions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (B6aZN)

118 Did Padilla allege that the officers when arresting him said "this is MAGA country"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (akw+7)

119 Physical violence is all they've got left.

Johnson's response was weak sauce.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (x2CMu)

120 >>> 112 I sure hope he gets all that "due process" that Democrats are always yammering about. Be a shame if he turned out to be illegal.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (hcwCh)

I'm somewhat disappointed that no one has arrested the bint in MN who claimed she and her parents were illegal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (ULPxl)

121 109 Maybe guy had a death wish and wanted to be shot on the spot
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (+qU29)

Kinda looked like it. That, or when he was wrestling with the police detail.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (CQE5S)

122 Bench=wench
Damned auto-fill

Posted by: Elrond Hubbard at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (7NkZG)

123 >>All he was missing was a Mexican flag.


I think Padilla indicates Frijoles Negros.

Not Pintos.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (QIh6T)

124 a known Qanon & MAGA

What the heck does that even mean? Do they mean "supporter" or do they think he personifies these groups?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (e7kz6)

125
Kristi Noem puts down dogs, Alex, with kinetic means -- were you not aware of that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

126 aren't the dems 6 or 8 short of their total in the house?
Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (8uzBS)

I believe God has term limited a few, yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (dGCAG)

127 This is just like when the Nazis arrested Anne Frank and drug her away!!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM


It's worse !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (XqeJN)

128 "First they came for the immigrants. Then they took down our Latino senator"

I'm cool with it as long as they don't mess with the food trucks.

Posted by: Bombadil at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (MX0bI)

129 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

130 118 Did Padilla allege that the officers when arresting him said "this is MAGA country"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (akw+7)

Welp, Padilla alleged that the officers didn't arrest him.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (CQE5S)

131 112 I sure hope he gets all that "due process" that Democrats are always yammering about. Be a shame if he turned out to be illegal.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (hcwCh)


Born in LA

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9)

132 The senator wasn’t sitting, he was trying to rush the podium while shouting like a madman! He was lucky he wasn’t shot DRT!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (fAMPp)

133 Removing the garbage bag from NJ removes a D vote in the House. Not symbolic. Especially when the GOP caucus is so pathetic and unreliable.

Censuring and punishing the cretin Padilla is a club with which to beat him/them.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (1m82a)

134 So... next time, security, maybe drive his skull into the wall a few times for compliance.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)
________________

"Careful on that first step. It's a doozy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

135 99 aren't the dems 6 or 8 short of their total in the house?

Posted by: DanMan at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (8uzBS)

They had 4 non voters...and still have a few previous seats open from folks passing away...

It's probably why Johnson did the vote today.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (tOcjL)

136 At least two Republicans, Reps. Nick LaLota of New York and Don Bacon of Nebraska initially voted no, but ultimately flipped their votes amid pressure from GOP leadership."

Theater. It's amusing that they think we still believe any of this shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (ExV1e)

137 Quite the stunning cunt.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (TGq/t)

138 Johnson's response was weak sauce.
Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (x2CMu)

Johnson's gotta Johnson. That all he's got.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (dGCAG)

139 129 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

Hoot owls outside every window, vultures on the rooftops…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

140 Just watched delegate Plaskett continue to make an ass of herself. Can we trade the US Virgin Islands back to Denmark in exchange for Greenland?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (akw+7)

141 131 112 I sure hope he gets all that "due process" that Democrats are always yammering about. Be a shame if he turned out to be illegal.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 05:41 PM (hcwCh)

Born in LA

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (hOOi9)
______________

So he IS illegal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

142 Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (ERYKL)

143 I assume this has already been discussed:

x.com/MelBrooks/status/
1933196954273755322

2027, spaceballs 2, or whatever they'll call it.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (cduTK)

144 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM


The gyre is widening. The centre will not hold.

Posted by: Lord Byron at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (XqeJN)

145 She should have treated him like one of her dogs.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (cH/rb)

146
Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."


Alex stumbles upon a lot of things, I'd bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (xG4kz)

147 136 At least two Republicans, Reps. Nick LaLota of New York and Don Bacon of Nebraska initially voted no, but ultimately flipped their votes amid pressure from GOP leadership."

Theater. It's amusing that they think we still believe any of this shit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (ExV1e)

It's to show how many Uniparty Rs there still are...this was supposed to be the easiest rescission vote...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (tOcjL)

148 Did Padilla allege that the officers when arresting him said "this is MAGA country"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:43 PM (akw+7)

If you listen closely, just before he starts yelling at Noem, he asks "Is this Subway?"

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (dGCAG)

149 Hoot owls outside every window, vultures on the rooftops…

"vultures, vultures everywhere!"
-strange little man picking your pocket

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (e7kz6)

150 I guess the Secret Service details are goons to them?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (36PRH)


If I don't know who you are then you're beneath notice. -- elected officials (generally)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (ExV1e)

151 Ooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell? (Fear.) The Left is rank with it.
-- The Righteous Orcs, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (wzAuc)

152 "I was not detained?," John Roberts, white courtesy telephone.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (QSrLX)

153 The Ministry of Magic has fallen, the Orcs have surrounded Helm’s Deep…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (PCK5/)

154 At this rate, Democrats are going to start carrying canes to the floor of the House.

Again.

Because Republicans are threatening to take away their slaves.

Again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:38 PM (+r93l)

The assailant moved from the House to the Senate and attacked Senator Sumner while he was sitting down.

Interesting that when they seceded and had a congress and senate all their own with one party, they still had a number of altercations, fist fights and even a challenge to a duel IIRC.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (8avO+)

155 @144 ahem, William Butler Yeats

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (akw+7)

156 Centurion! Throw him (Padilla) to the floor, roughly.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (Aqu9a)

157 At least during the Zoot Suit Riots, people dressed up for the occasion.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (QIh6T)

158 Physical violence is all they've got left.


I'm their huckleberry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (3aclk)

159 129 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

Going to get worse, a lot worse. We're dealing with a universe of psychotically self-righteous and ideologically maniacal people facing massive, unstoppable setbacks and who cannot comprehend the idea of accountability for their actions.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (x2CMu)

160 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

Hoot owls outside every window, vultures on the rooftops…
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

Dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (dGCAG)

161 Rick Moranis will be back as Dark Helmet. I might have to see that in the theaters.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:47 PM (cduTK)

162 Maybe guy had a death wish and wanted to be shot on the spot
------------

Well, we *are* a nation of second chances!

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (TN0g+)

163 not hopeful about Spaceballs 2. Mel Brooks isn't writing or directing and even if he was, his last few movies have stunk on ice. He's so demented with TDS I fear for the movie's content.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (e7kz6)

164 143 I assume this has already been discussed:

x.com/MelBrooks/status/
1933196954273755322

2027, spaceballs 2, or whatever they'll call it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (cduTK)

Saw that at Insty. Also saw that it will feature and be written by Josh Gad, so I immediately lost all interest.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (cH/rb)

165 Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

Alex stumbles upon a lot of things, I'd bet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (xG4kz)

Transcontinental Stumbling? Nice work.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (8avO+)

166 143 I assume this has already been discussed:

x.com/MelBrooks/status/
1933196954273755322

2027, spaceballs 2, or whatever they'll call it.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (cduTK)

It mentions Prometheus.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (CQE5S)

167 Instead of crying about his mistreatment Padilla should have been apologizing

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (VE6XX)

168 The gyre is widening. The centre will not hold.
Posted by: Lord Byron


Dammit. That's how you spell it!

Posted by: LeBron James' Parents at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (aEiU2)

169 Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

Alex stumbles upon a lot of things, I'd bet.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (xG4kz)
______________

You guys are right. On viewing the video, he DOES look like he's three sheets to the wind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

170 Judge in CA says he'll have his decision on a TRO out today on the Newsom VS Trump. If he issues injunction and the SCOTUS doesn't immediately slap it down, it will be the beginning of the end of judicial review. I think this is one where the Trump admin will ignore the court.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

171 Ok, I did a thorough search for balls here and it does look like everyone already discussed it in the first thread when the news came out.

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (cduTK)

172 Spaceballs 2 won't have Joan Rivers as Dot Matrix. Probably be replaced by Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (akw+7)

173 Ask yourself; why have Democrats gone all in on illegal immigrants? If that’s their constituency- why?

It’s not just because they want an issue on which to base their “resistance”. It’s that those people are somehow illegally voting for them.

You don’t go all in on a group of people, and against a majority of citizens unless their is a payoff.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (G4i2w)

174 Alex Padilla - what a cupid stunt

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (c7AgD)

175 Zoot Suit Riot?

https://youtu.be/JZm1krVKzBY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (e7kz6)

176 Just watched delegate Plaskett continue to make an ass of herself. Can we trade the US Virgin Islands back to Denmark in exchange for Greenland?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 05:45 PM (akw+7)

That would actually be a decent deal.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (8avO+)

177 146
Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

Alex stumbles upon a lot of things, I'd bet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at June 12, 2025 05:46 PM (xG4kz)


I heard he left an event in DC early, just to head out there and do this.

He's not a very good liar.

Posted by: MrExcitement at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (hOOi9)

178 I thought folks were joking earlier about Spaceballs 2.

I should have known better.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Insert Clever Phrase Here at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (0aYVJ)

179 The guy looks nuts. First he's a rage monster, then he's crying. Stumbled in eh? Sounds like he needs a drug test.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (jPdyB)

180 Tequila!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (B6aZN)

181 171 Ok, I did a thorough search for balls here and it does look like everyone already discussed it in the first thread when the news came out.
Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (cduTK)

Eh, not everybody who's here now was there then.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (CQE5S)

182 "El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress."

-- Jenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social


Further, I did see, on diverse occasions, Goody Bovino cavort in the moonlight with Satan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (ExV1e)

183 NEW: California Senator Alex Padilla gets choked up and practically starts crying after being arrested for his stunt at DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's press conference.

--------------

David Hogg is tanned, rested, unemployed, and available to provide Padilla with a little Rear Southern Comfort along with some Oral Testosterone Supplements.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (TGq/t)

184

Alien from LA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

185 They dragged his ass across the Rubicon.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (ME42v)

186 I'm somewhat disappointed that no one has arrested the bint in MN who claimed she and her parents were illegal.

If she is truly illegally here and not just claiming to be for rhetorical purposes, she could be arrested and deported by federal authorities. Certainly the state of MN is not going to touch her.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (fAMPp)

187 >>> Saw that at Insty. Also saw that it will feature and be written by Josh Gad, so I immediately lost all interest.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 05:48 PM (cH/rb)

What's the deal with him? Haven't heard of him. Isn't Brooks still involved though?

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (cduTK)

188 Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."
______________

"Ay carumba! Where's the cerveza, ese?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

189 I guess I will have to watch Spaceballs to see what all the fuss is about…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

190 180 Tequila!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (B6aZN)


Everytime I hear that song I think about Pee Wee Herman

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (VE6XX)

191 >> Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

Ah, it’s a version of the ole, “I fell down the stairs and somehow my dick stuck in her” excuse.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (G4i2w)

192 Rick Moranis will be back as Dark Helmet. I might have to see that in the theaters.
Posted by: banana Dream



You better be quick. It will come out on a Tuesday, and it will be in Home theaters on Wednesday.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (3aclk)

193 >>Zoot Suit Riot?


Honestly, I can't believe nobody has mentioned them during this recent spate of Mexican agitation.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (QIh6T)

194 That dad was rage stroking and charging towards the stage. He is lucky he was not shot. Pretty sure he got exactly what he wanted from this stunt.


He is setting up his run for the democrat primary in 2028.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (e5NfL)

195 Alien from LA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (63Dwl)

One of my favorite MSTs. Kathy Ireland. Wowsers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Insert Clever Phrase Here at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (0aYVJ)

196 >> California Senator Alex Padilla gets choked up and practically starts crying after being arrested for his stunt at DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's press conference.

You fucking baby. Sack up, fag.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (G4i2w)

197 What would be the combined IQ of the Democrat caucus?

Posted by: Still lurking at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (kTd/k)

198 190 180 Tequila!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 12, 2025 05:50 PM (B6aZN)


Everytime I hear that song I think about Pee Wee Herman
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (VE6XX)

Yep… movie classic.. toe dancing in the white patent leathers…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

199 Will Thune & Co. move beyond their pathetic weak words, to actually strong words, backed up by action (ethics investigation, censure, committee assignment penalties?).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2025 05:34 PM (1m82a)


Can the Republicans in the Senate remove a Democrat from committees?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (ExV1e)

200 Judge in CA says he'll have his decision on a TRO out today on the Newsom VS Trump. If he issues injunction and the SCOTUS doesn't immediately slap it down, it will be the beginning of the end of judicial review. I think this is one where the Trump admin will ignore the court.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

I had more confidence in the judges at a Don King boxing match.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 05:53 PM (dGCAG)

201 Alien from LA
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
_________

Peak Kathy Ireland!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 12, 2025 05:53 PM (ITkJX)

202 First he's a rage monster, then he's crying. Stumbled in eh? Sounds like he needs a drug test.

I am certain that he's stoned but I think nearly ALL of congress is perpetually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:53 PM (e7kz6)

203 196 >> California Senator Alex Padilla gets choked up and practically starts crying after being arrested for his stunt at DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's press conference.

You fucking baby. Sack up, fag.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2025 05:52 PM (G4i2w)
____________

C''mon, crying in public is what manly male Democrats do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

204 Things are slipping. The social fabric is being pulled at from all sides. Bad moon rising.
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 05:44 PM (AOsQT)

Going to get worse, a lot worse. We're dealing with a universe of psychotically self-righteous and ideologically maniacal people facing massive, unstoppable setbacks and who cannot comprehend the idea of accountability for their actions.
---
They've never faced losing to Republicans before.

Their entire career has been "easy" mode.

Big brother is now mocking them with, "how about best 7 out of 11" already up 5-0.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (+r93l)

205 Judge in CA says he'll have his decision on a TRO out today on the Newsom VS Trump. If he issues injunction and the SCOTUS doesn't immediately slap it down, it will be the beginning of the end of judicial review. I think this is one where the Trump admin will ignore the court.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

The issue at hand is not stopping of deportation. That was already stayed by the Supremes. It is instead about the bullshit rewrite proposed by Boasberg and if it can go forward itself. In either case the national stay on deportation is not in effect.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (8avO+)

206 190 Everytime I hear that song I think about Pee Wee Herman
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (VE6XX)

Break Dancing!

Posted by: tankdemon at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (cH/rb)

207 He stumbled INTO the press conference,

Like Antifa stumbling into an Apple Store in LA.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (Da7Vv)

208 The guy looks nuts.

---------------

"You are what you lick, suck, and eat -- h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (TGq/t)

209 Tit for tat: put Padilla in a cell, in Gitmo, for four years with no habeas corpus, then come up with charges to keep him indefinitely, awaiting a never-to-be-held trial.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (fAMPp)

210 A Democrat could walk into the senate and rape a baby on the floor then shoot someone to death and they wouldn't get expelled by a Republican.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:40 PM (e7kz6)


Expelling someone from the Senate requires a 2/3 vote meaning that, at least, 14 Democrats would have to vote to remove them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (ExV1e)

211 Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

Flew across the country? Does he not know how to text or email?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (EnnqV)

212 Going to get worse, a lot worse. We're dealing with a universe of psychotically self-righteous and ideologically maniacal people facing massive, unstoppable setbacks and who cannot comprehend the idea of accountability for their actions.
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Universe? They have to pay their own 200 or so zealots to get them to show up, and re-use them across the country.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (8avO+)

213 El Centro Border Patrol Chief Bovino, a known Qanon & MAGA, ordered his Border Patrol agents to assault a sitting senator of the US Congress."


==

lol, wait till they find out all their whining and chest beating is falling on deaf ears all around the country. withe exception of decrepit boomer hippy flower children. they are incensed! *must be the pot

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (g47mK)

214 Kathy Ireland. Man I would have denied my own mother just for a chance to get a kiss on the cheek from her. Still pretty, based, and rich.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 05:55 PM (e7kz6)

215 Who are the nutjobs yelling at Johnson in that clip? And how many were paid indirectly by Soros?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (Wt5PA)

216 Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (8avO+)

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Different case. This one is Newsome saying Trump had no authority to nationalize the Guard and send Marines to protect federal property and personnel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (2UnvF)

217 So Commissar Judge is weighing if the Supreme Robes have any guts or not?

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (+qU29)

218 Ask yourself; why have Democrats gone all in on illegal immigrants? If that’s their constituency- why?

It’s not just because they want an issue on which to base their “resistance”. It’s that those people are somehow illegally voting for them.

You don’t go all in on a group of people, and against a majority of citizens unless their is a payoff.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (G4i2w)

Disposable shock troops. The problem is that they haven't realized that the Dims are not the ones giving the orders - yet.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (S/Y4j)

219 I just saw pictures of a sad protest against ICE in our mostly conservative town of 55k. About 20 people standing on the sidewalk with their signs "We stand with LA" "Get ICE Out!" etc. A mixture of some seniors and some young misfits. They are holding their No Kings protest at a park on Saturday and a counter protest of patriots will be held across the street. My daughter and I are going to go by as the patriot side will be doing hamburgers, hot dogs, and assorted goodies while the anti-anti whatevs will be just sad and angry.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

220 Are you sure you can live with the consequences of all these New Rules you're creating?
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Of course they're sure. You overlook the main rule: they apply only to Democrats for allowances, Republicans for bans.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2025 05:57 PM (od0dV)

221 The gyre is widening. The centre will not hold.
Posted by: Lord Byron

Dammit. That's how you spell it!
Posted by: LeBron James' Parents at June 12, 2025 05:49 PM (aEiU2)

Dummies!

Posted by: Orpah Winfrey's Parents at June 12, 2025 05:57 PM (0eaVi)

222 Padilla says he stumbled upon Noem's press conference and simply "wanted to ask a question."

"Somehow I ended up in his hotel room and my clothes fell off then I tried to do a back handspring and my vagina landed on his erect penis. Repeatedly."

Posted by: ballistic at June 12, 2025 05:58 PM (3BwY8)

223 Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:54 PM (8avO+)

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Different case. This one is Newsome saying Trump had no authority to nationalize the Guard and send Marines to protect federal property and personnel.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (2UnvF)

That same case was already rejected by a judge yesterday. Said he had no standing.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

224 218 Ask yourself; why have Democrats gone all in on illegal immigrants? If that’s their constituency- why?
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Becau$e the Cartel$ control the Democrat party.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 12, 2025 05:58 PM (qUkBO)

225 That same case was already rejected by a judge yesterday. Said he had no standing.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

Said he wouldn't put an emergency stay but would decide today

Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:59 PM (VE6XX)

226 And we cannot overlook the fact that Kathy Hochul was attacked and brutally beaten, within an inch of her life, by a Republican, Elise Stefanik.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2025 06:00 PM (od0dV)

227 It strikes me: these are desperate moves! They are losing, and they know it!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 06:00 PM (fAMPp)

228 The problem that the left has now is that people are finally actually digging into the funding and connecting the dots. The chain connecting them to their most crazy and evil agents is being revealed. The funding and supplying of rioters and murderers in antifa are being exposed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:00 PM (e7kz6)

229 Do pigs still live in trees?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at June 12, 2025 06:00 PM (ccm2n)

230 Strong Horse > Weak Horse.

Evil as he was, bin Laden was right here.

Charge Padilla and put him in chains.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:01 PM (WWpK6)

231 Let's add a best tasering of the day contest.
random internet voters.

1st thru 5th - no charges.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2025 06:01 PM (FhXTo)

232 I just saw pictures of a sad protest against ICE in our mostly conservative town of 55k. About 20 people standing on the sidewalk with their signs "We stand with LA" "Get ICE Out!" etc. A mixture of some seniors and some young misfits. They are holding their No Kings protest at a park on Saturday and a counter protest of patriots will be held across the street. My daughter and I are going to go by as the patriot side will be doing hamburgers, hot dogs, and assorted goodies while the anti-anti whatevs will be just sad and angry.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

Are you going to set up a food table for them - with just a head of lettuce on it? Better yet, hand them some dill - a big dill....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 06:01 PM (S/Y4j)

233 That same case was already rejected by a judge yesterday. Said he had no standing.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 05:58 PM (8avO+)

Said he wouldn't put an emergency stay but would decide today
Posted by: It's me donna at June 12, 2025 05:59 PM (VE6XX)

Ah. Well, even if he does the wrong thing it would still go up to the Supremes, and the current order would remain in force. Many decisions already say that judges can't make Trump do stuff like invade El Salvador.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:01 PM (8avO+)

234 226 And we cannot overlook the fact that Kathy Hochul was attacked and brutally beaten, within an inch of her life, by a Republican, Elise Stefanik.

And wasn’t it great?!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 06:02 PM (fAMPp)

235 They are losing the initiative, which could mean desperate moves… carefully, city Horde, carefully…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

236 Tit for tat: put Padilla in a cell, in Gitmo, for four years with no habeas corpus, then come up with charges to keep him indefinitely, awaiting a never-to-be-held trial.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit


I am that tittie. I would do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 06:02 PM (3aclk)

237 228 The problem that the left has now is that people are finally actually digging into the funding and connecting the dots. The chain connecting them to their most crazy and evil agents is being revealed. The funding and supplying of rioters and murderers in antifa are being exposed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:00 PM (e7kz6)

Maybe some, but the main problem for the Left is their propaganda organs no longer work and they cannot censor accurate information.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:03 PM (WWpK6)

238 I am innocent !!!!!!!!!

I heard there was free food and hookers in that room.

That is the last time I listen to Bill Clinton.

Posted by: California Senator Alex Padilla at June 12, 2025 06:03 PM (A2iSa)

239 LOL, once again, gonna recommend the Bigfoot AI vids on the toks.

"Hellcat Americans"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 06:03 PM (+r93l)

240 "Democrats are on the wrong side of this issue!" says Speaker Johnson. I agree with Speaker Johnson.

Posted by: Citizen Johnson at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (dVqc8)

241 >>> I'm somewhat disappointed that no one has arrested the bint in MN who claimed she and her parents were illegal.

If she is truly illegally here and not just claiming to be for rhetorical purposes, she could be arrested and deported by federal authorities. Certainly the state of MN is not going to touch her.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 05:51 PM (fAMPp

Because later she pulled a “Well shucks! I was just foolin. I’m totally legal actually.”

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (cduTK)

242 Who are the nutjobs yelling at Johnson in that clip? And how many were paid indirectly by Soros?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (Wt5PA)

I assumed they were members of the totally unbiased and professional corporate media class.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (dGCAG)

243 They are losing the initiative, which could mean desperate moves… carefully, city Horde, carefully…
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

Already lost, and likely there are other fronts ready to open to distract them further.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (8avO+)

244 229 Do pigs still live in trees?

If pigs had wings, more people would wear hats!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (fAMPp)

245 Maybe some, but the main problem for the Left is their propaganda organs no longer work and they cannot censor accurate information.

Yeah that's an even bigger problem for them. Because combined with the information finally actually being dug up, its not being hidden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (e7kz6)

246 He's a dicktater!!!
Rheee!
X10

Posted by: Leftists everywhere at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (guNKm)

247 Back in the old days, they used to settle such things with canes on the senate floor. Pussies...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (MZ+PY)

248 Who are the nutjobs yelling at Johnson in that clip? And how many were paid indirectly by Soros?
Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at June 12, 2025 05:56 PM (Wt5PA)

I assumed they were members of the totally unbiased and professional corporate media class.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (dGCAG)

Or other congresscritters from the Dems, like the squad.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+)

249 If she is truly illegally here and not just claiming to be for rhetorical purposes, she could be arrested and deported by federal authorities.

its even worse than that: she voted as an illegal. She RAN FOR OFFICE despite that being against the law in the state, for an illegal.

My guess is she's playing games with definitions like her parents are filing for a different status, or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:06 PM (e7kz6)

250 "Democrats are on the wrong side of this issue!" says Speaker Johnson. I agree with Speaker Johnson.

Posted by: Citizen Johnson at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (dVqc

When asked another question, Speaker Johnson bravely stated he believed Chancellor Hitler was on the wrong side of the kill or don't kill Jews issue.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:06 PM (dGCAG)

251 Maybe some, but the main problem for the Left is their propaganda organs no longer work and they cannot censor accurate information.

Yeah that's an even bigger problem for them. Because combined with the information finally actually being dug up, its not being hidden.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (e7kz6)

Yes, even in the Dem/Left side the new generation gets their info from the web and not from the MSM.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (8avO+)

252 A guy named Weinstein can tell you all about 'free' hookers.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (guNKm)

253 Or other congresscritters from the Dems, like the squad.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:05 PM (8avO+)

They sounded... insurrectiony.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (dGCAG)

254 Mike Johnson is as bland as a rice cake…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

255 Because later she pulled a “Well shucks! I was just foolin. I’m totally legal actually.”

Posted by: banana Dream at June 12, 2025 06:04 PM (cduTK)
________________

She says as she's struggling while being hustled onto a plane.

"Can't hear you! Keep moving!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

256 Maybe some, but the main problem for the Left is their propaganda organs no longer work and they cannot censor accurate information.
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We all owe Elon Musk an infinite amount of gratitude for buying Twitter and actually turning it around. Without it, I shudder to think where we'd be now.

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:08 PM (TN0g+)

257 My guess is she's playing games with definitions like her parents are filing for a different status, or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:06 PM (e7kz6)

or she could be lying for effect, and if called on it will show the papers and gloss it all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:08 PM (8avO+)

258 Old and busted: organic riots
New and tracking: US government paid for riots

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2025 06:09 PM (guNKm)

259 We all owe Elon Musk an infinite amount of gratitude for buying Twitter and actually turning it around. Without it, I shudder to think where we'd be now.

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:08 PM (TN0g+)
______________

Truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

260 We all owe Elon Musk an infinite amount of gratitude for buying Twitter and actually turning it around. Without it, I shudder to think where we'd be now.
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:08 PM (TN0g+)

Absolutely. I grossly underestimated the significance even though its importance did not escape me. We came incredibly close to being a full-on police state. It might happen yet but it has been stayed for a while.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (WWpK6)

261 When asked another question, Speaker Johnson bravely stated he believed Chancellor Hitler was on the wrong side of the kill or don't kill Jews issue.
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President Lincoln said of US Grant "I like this man--he fights."

President Lincoln would have nothing good to say about Speaker Johnson, or any of the other cucks pretending to be men in either house of Congress.

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

262 I can see the Dems spending 20 million to try and close the Anime Girl News Stream Gap.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (8avO+)

263 Democrats are forming an elite force to arrest Republicans:

The Tactical Women Assault Team-- the TWATs

Jasmine Crockett, I understand, has already been named as a member.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (+r93l)

264 Their last line of defense is white women, who are definitely not cool with this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 12, 2025 05:31 P
****
Hey now! We're not cool with that shit either.

Posted by: Every One Of Diddy's Women at June 12, 2025 06:11 PM (guNKm)

265 Mike Johnson ain't great but he's already better than Paul Ryan and Boehner combined

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 06:11 PM (akw+7)

266 Mike Johnson is as bland as a rice cake…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

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Like white on ice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 06:11 PM (TGq/t)

267 259 We all owe Elon Musk an infinite amount of gratitude for buying Twitter and actually turning it around. Without it, I shudder to think where we'd be now.

Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:08 PM (TN0g+)
______________

Truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

Yes. Without the Musk support it all would be very different now… that caused me to not bag on him during the recent unpleasantness…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

268 Mike Johnson is as bland as a rice cake…
Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

It's the only reason I question the speculation they've got sex blackmail on him.

I would imagine his sex life is very rice cake-like as well.

He probably opens the pee hole in his tightey whiteys, and asks his wife permission to allow him to put the flaccid little thing near her girl parts.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

269 The American people are sick of the ratchet assed people.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 05:35 PM (3aclk)


She was too polite to say it.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 12, 2025 06:12 PM (yYROg)

270 >>Mike Johnson is as bland as a rice cake…


His name should be Erica.

I think that fits him better than Mike.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2025 06:12 PM (QIh6T)

271 The state of CA definitely paid for the LA riots. Maybe that’s why it’s not taking off elsewhere. The federal funding was cut with USAID, and other states are not suicidal, unlike CA.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 06:13 PM (fAMPp)

272 President Lincoln said of US Grant "I like this man--he fights."

President Lincoln would have nothing good to say about Speaker Johnson, or any of the other cucks pretending to be men in either house of Congress.
Posted by: Crusader at June 12, 2025 06:10 PM (TN0g+)

Best thing you could say about Johnson is he's more McClellan than Ambrose Burnside.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:14 PM (dGCAG)

273 Strange men charging at women in congress is no basis for a system of government!

Yet.

Let's let him cook, maybe we can take out the 19th at long last...

/s (mostly)

Posted by: .87c at June 12, 2025 06:14 PM (MbAOz)

274 If this guy had actually gotten to assault Noem? The left would have said ‘she had it coming’ .

Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2025 06:15 PM (jgmnb)

275 You never see anyone charging at Rose DiLauro

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 12, 2025 06:15 PM (akw+7)

276 And remember Elon was a reluctant buyer and wanted to back out but they made him go through buying Twitter

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (+qU29)

277 One of the funniest parts of this whole thing is nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

278 Yes. Without the Musk support it all would be very different now… that caused me to not bag on him during the recent unpleasantness…
Posted by: tubal
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Him buying Twitter undermined the whole media dam. Force 10 from Navarone. At least I hope that's how it works out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (ITkJX)

279 I maintain that Democrats hate, women, Jews, Blacks, deeply… their support of Democrats is dripping with irony…

Posted by: tubal at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (PCK5/)

280 "The Tactical Women Assault Team-- the TWATs"

Dude. Dangerously close to copyright infringement:

youtu.be/1wBtt52Cxx

--Cheech & Chong

Posted by: you knew this was coming at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (rdVOm)

281 'Is that the New Rule?'

I'd prefer to set our own rules. Like any democrat rioter caught behaving violently be subject to being beaten to an absolute pulp without any consequences for the correction team.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (3wi/L)

282 The teachers unions control the State Democratic party and therefore the apparatus of the state. They certainly do in Illinois. Illegal immigration ensures bloated enrollments.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (qwx/I)

283 Yes. Without the Musk support it all would be very different now… that caused me to not bag on him during the recent unpleasantness…
Posted by: tubal
_____

Him buying Twitter undermined the whole media dam. Force 10 from Navarone. At least I hope that's how it works out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (ITkJX)

I wonder, though, if Musk ended up on the wrong side of the river....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (S/Y4j)

284 Old and busted: organic riots
New and tracking: US government paid for riots

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2025 06:09 PM (guNKm)

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OUT: AstroTurfing.
IN: AstroSerfing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 06:17 PM (Yw8Ag)

285 OOOPS.

@280 is NSFW!!

Posted by: you knew this was coming at June 12, 2025 06:18 PM (rdVOm)

286 You never see anyone charging at Rose DiLauro
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Who in their right mind would charge Medusa?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 06:19 PM (3aclk)

287 Too bad the secret service didn’t act appropriately.

Padilla should have been seriously manhandled, tased and then cuffed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 06:19 PM (W2Pud)

288 If this guy had actually gotten to assault Noem? The left would have said ‘she had it coming

He would have Robin Ventura'd it. He would rush the mound the stop and realize what he's doing and look like a jackass. Sadly, Noem would not beat on him with her pitching hand.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:19 PM (e7kz6)

289 11
'Looks like Spartacus has some competition.'

They're both emotionally incontinent.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 12, 2025 06:20 PM (3wi/L)

290 Leftists, regardless of office or position, are completely predictable and programmable, no different than a non-player character in a video game.

Maybe we ARE living in a simulation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 12, 2025 06:20 PM (GlyvH)

291 This is bad political theater.

They have not yet figured out that the “have you no decency?” Shtick doesn’t work after what they’ve done to DJT and normies.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2025 06:21 PM (Hkcdp)

292 I hope it was worth that succulent Chinese meal, Alex.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 12, 2025 06:21 PM (qwx/I)

293 Or shot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 12, 2025 06:21 PM (W2Pud)

294 Too bad the secret service didn’t act appropriately.

Padilla should have been seriously manhandled, tased and then cuffed.
Posted by: nurse ratched



Most cell phones are black. Stuck in someone's hand in a high stress situation, could easily look like a gun. I couldn't fall the Secret Service if someone had yelled gun.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (3aclk)

295 Padilla should have been seriously manhandled, tased and then cuffed.

If he had just walked out with the security instead of struggling against them and trying to rush the speaker again, they wouldn't have flattened and cuffed him. I'm not saying he had it coming and yay police roughhousing. I'm just saying that if you resist at all they seriously escalate because they are trying to maintain control to protect themselves and others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (e7kz6)

296
other states are not suicidal, unlike CA.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

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Put another way, other Demotarian states are not able to rise from their ashes the way California can thanks to its institutionalized election fraud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (YDQ9Q)

297 One of the funniest parts of this whole thing is nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

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I assumed he was Paul Pelosi's pool boy.

* cue Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" *

Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (Yw8Ag)

298 277 One of the funniest parts of this whole thing is nobody knows who the fuck this guy is.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 06:16 PM (viF8m)

I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but Padilla's nickname in Cali is "Senator Invisible." He's not even well-known in-state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (WWpK6)

299 If the guy had assaulted Nome they would’ve mocked her for “faking” injury.
Recall how quickly they all started claiming Trump wasn’t hit by the bullet in Butler.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2025 06:23 PM (Hkcdp)

300 Looks like Spartacus has some competition.

Honestly that's what this is all about. The idiot flying to El Salvador demanding to see the kiddy-bothering human trafficker, Spartacus with the Emo doll, everything is trying to position themselves as the front runner for 2028

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2025 06:24 PM (e7kz6)

301 I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but Padilla's nickname in Cali is "Senator Invisible." He's not even well-known in-state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (WWpK6)
_________________

Hence this stunt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

302 I assumed he was Paul Pelosi's pool boy.

* cue Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" *
Posted by: ShainS -- Gonna see The Graveyard Dead open for The Fresh Maggots soon in FL at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (Yw8Ag)

People know who he is now. That might have been the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:25 PM (dGCAG)

303 Padilla represents California?
Has ICE checked his status?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2025 06:25 PM (Hkcdp)

304 I assumed he was Paul Pelosi's pool boy.
_______________

Gardener.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

305 Hence this stunt.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:24 PM (YqDXo)

Can't have AOC and Jazzy Eyelashes be the only faces of the party.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2025 06:26 PM (dGCAG)

306 I assumed he was Paul Pelosi's pool boy.
_______________

Gardener.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2025 06:25 PM (YqDXo)


I like to watch.

Posted by: Alex Padilla at June 12, 2025 06:26 PM (Aqu9a)

307 DNC should have been smart enough to recruit a female to do this stunt.

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2025 06:27 PM (i0F8b)

308 I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but Padilla's nickname in Cali is "Senator Invisible." He's not even well-known in-state.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 12, 2025 06:22 PM (WWpK6)

He's no Claude Rains, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2025 06:28 PM (Aqu9a)

309 >>Hence this stunt.

I think this was bigger than him. Every prominent Democrat is all over social media screeching versions of the exact same message.

There's a "big" protest coming up this weekend so they sent out the Latino senator to demonstrate how evil the Trump administration is to poor minorities.

Problem is nobody is buying this bullshit any longer.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2025 06:28 PM (viF8m)

310 NOOD

Quick Hits

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 12, 2025 06:28 PM (ULPxl)

311 270 >>Mike Johnson is as bland as a rice cake…


His name should be Erica.

I think that fits him better than Mike

In honor of our Speaker of the House:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NES2-XR5P0Q

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at June 12, 2025 06:32 PM (fAMPp)

312 Padilla: "I'll not be taking questions."

Brave, Alex. So brave. You are so bravely brave I think it's going to make me fake choking-up and crying, just like you did.

Democrats from top to bottom are nothing but actors and actresses. Lousy, over the top, actors and actresses. I'm sure you've noticed the new manly-man-acting-manly costume for beta male Democrat politician-actors. Beards.

Posted by: Gref at June 12, 2025 06:40 PM (aBgBM)

313 >This one is Newsome saying Trump had no authority to nationalize the Guard and send Marines to protect federal property and personnel.
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This Newsom guy sounds stupid. What's his deal?

Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 06:49 PM (AOsQT)

314 Mostly he's crying because he realized nobody knows who the fuck he is.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 12, 2025 06:58 PM (gDhA9)

315 Someone should have lunged and shouted at him while he was giving his speech.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 12, 2025 06:59 PM (gDhA9)

316 This Newsom guy sounds stupid. What's his deal?
Posted by: Don Black at June 12, 2025 06:49 PM (AOsQT)

He's from San Francisco, and he's stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 12, 2025 06:59 PM (gDhA9)

317 I think some other Hispanic guy should have stood on the capitol steps and insisted HE was the real Senator Padilla.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 12, 2025 07:02 PM (gDhA9)

318 Illegals are the new slaves, and you remember how well taking away their slaves went over last time with Democrats.

yes, I went there.

Posted by: El Mariachi - Attorney at Law at June 12, 2025 07:05 PM (gDhA9)

319 Peak Kathy Ireland? She's still there.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at June 12, 2025 07:27 PM (iNp3L)

320 Padilla should be arrested for felony mansplaining.

Posted by: Thatch at June 12, 2025 07:48 PM (D9qzU)

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