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Good Evening All Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 07:09 PM (3ek7K) 2
not a fan of lions.
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:11 PM (g47mK) 3
is this going to be our Elon Blows Sh!t Up thread?
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:11 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:12 PM (AOsQT) 5
Porcupines > Mufasa and Simba
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:12 PM (g47mK) 6
Mama lion is missing a tooth. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2025 07:13 PM (+sEI/) 7
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 27, 2025 07:13 PM (GYt5+) 8
DeSantis...wanna be Czar of DOGE ? 'Cause I trust that guy.
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:13 PM (g47mK) 9
Klepto bear.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:13 PM (ZOv7s) 10
Tigers > Lions
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:14 PM (g47mK) 11
I've never heard it called a bedminster.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2025 07:14 PM (63Dwl) 12
The masked cat and dog are saying, Bitch, where my money ?
Posted by: jsg at May 27, 2025 07:14 PM (cgGFj) 13
Kleptoparasitism!!
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:15 PM (g47mK) 14
The porcupine has little hands like a skunk or raccoon..
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:15 PM (mxvzO) 15
Should have know better than to mail order hunny in bear territory
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2025 07:16 PM (2VST1) 16
DeSantis gives off 'tism vibes, which would make him great for DOGE
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:16 PM (gKWVE) 17
Makes you wonder if the bear can smell cereal or something inside.
Or maybe he's fencing electronics through the weasels. Crafty buggers, weasels. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) 18
Lions > Vikings > Bears
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:17 PM (AOsQT) 19
Bear Artful Dodger is bringing the box to Bear Fagan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:18 PM (ZOv7s) 20
What did Elon blow up?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:18 PM (wKw1c) 21
Tigers > Lions
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:14 PM Baseboll ... bean ... berra ... good ... to me! Posted by: Chico Escuela at May 27, 2025 07:19 PM (0sNs1) 22
Rheumatizz?
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:19 PM (AOsQT) 23
Lioness needs to lay off the rouge. She looks like a floozy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 07:19 PM (u73oe) 24
17 Makes you wonder if the bear can smell cereal or something inside.
Or maybe he's fencing electronics through the weasels. Crafty buggers, weasels. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:16 PM (ZOv7s) That's a chewy box I bet it's pet food and the bear smelled it. I've had what I believe was a raccoon steal just one nice shoe off of my porch and he ate half of the leather. I found it 100 yards from my house in the tree line about a month later. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:19 PM (mxvzO) 25
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Posted by: jsg at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (cgGFj) 26
Ten minutes before bang bang
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (u73oe) 28
Chilla Gorilla says f_ the lions and the tigers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (wKw1c) 29
That's a chewy box I bet it's pet food and the bear smelled it.
I've had what I believe was a raccoon steal just one nice shoe off of my porch and he ate half of the leather. I found it 100 yards from my house in the tree line about a month later. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:19 PM (mxvzO) --- A 'coon with a shoe fetish, eh? The woods are full of degenerates. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:21 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 07:21 PM (0sNs1) 31
The woods are full of degenerates.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:21 PM Nothing like the ice floes of Antarctica. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 27, 2025 07:22 PM (cgGFj) 33
Humphrey the hippo, to the lion, says, get out my pool.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:22 PM (wKw1c) 34
The homeowner is going to pursue the box, and end up shooting the bear in his pajamas.
How did the bear get into his pajamas? They were in the box. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:22 PM (ZOv7s) 35
I kinda hate that "Assuming this isn't AI" now has to be part of our lexicon. Because while AI art and vids are cool, it robs actual reality of its wonder when you aren't sure if you can trust your lying eyes.
Ah well. *enjoys animal links* Posted by: LizLem at May 27, 2025 07:23 PM (gWBY1) 36
Nothing like the ice floes of Antarctica. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 07:22 PM (0sNs1) --- Perfect site for pedo penal colonies. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:23 PM (ZOv7s) 37
Beautiful lion!
You gotta love an animal that wears the blood of its prey so casually on its face. And being tender toward its young. Lions are the best. Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG) 38
In the kelp bed, the swaying kelp bed, the sea otter sleeps tonight. Posted by: Duncanthrax She's a wet one She's a wet one Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2025 07:24 PM (63Dwl) 39
Sechs minuten zum Earschplittenloudenboomer!
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:24 PM (AOsQT) 40
26 Ten minutes before bang bang
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (gKWVE) What's happening? I just got online, been working and otherwise busy all day. You're not gonna make me go look it up, are you? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2025 07:25 PM (WIBSw) 41
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Posted by: jsg at May 27, 2025 07:25 PM (cgGFj) 42
Less than 5 minutes for Starship to launch on time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:26 PM (u82oZ) 43
That was a Chewy box the bear stole, so it probably has yummy stuff in it.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 27, 2025 07:26 PM (CKOCg) 44
Ten minutes before bang bang
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:20 PM (gKWVE) What's happening? I just got online, been working and otherwise busy all day. You're not gonna make me go look it up, are you? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2025 07:25 PM (WIBSw) rocket launch, dash Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+) 45
Assuming this isn't AI, this shark shows some serious battle damage, possibly with a boat's propeller.
=== Looks like a lioness that had a battle with a boat's propeller. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 07:26 PM (/lPRQ) 46
That ursine porch pirate knew the owner was expecting a delivery of a new pic-a-nic basket...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 27, 2025 07:27 PM (GlyvH) 47
Mama lion is missing a tooth.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug She made an appointment with the vet to get it fixed at 'tooth thurty'. *Tap tap tap.* Hello? Is this thing on? Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2025 07:27 PM (cYBz/) 48
Porcupine Tree
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2025 07:27 PM (vm8sq) 49
spacex is going to stop the count t-40s
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (gKWVE) 50
Beautiful lion!
You gotta love an animal that wears the blood of its prey so casually on its face. And being tender toward its young. Lions are the best. Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2025 07:24 PM (dGCAG) *** Mom, where's little brother? Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (W/lyH) 51
now I see CaliGirl had already observed that.
Posted by: PaleRider at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (CKOCg) 52
Looks like a lioness that had a battle with a boat's propeller.
Looks like she's been shoulders-deep in an elephant's carcass Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (2VST1) 53
Hold at T-40 seconds. Raptor booster needs checking.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (u82oZ) 54
Mom, where's little brother?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 07:28 PM (W/lyH) He wasn't... worthy. Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2025 07:29 PM (dGCAG) 55
That is one beat up shark. Probably wise to give him a wide berth.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2025 07:30 PM (viF8m) 56
OT: I feel like maybe Trump could take a break from posting every inner monologue going through his head to social media.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 27, 2025 07:30 PM (36PRH) 57
10 seconds to launch!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:31 PM (u82oZ) 58
still HODL
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:32 PM (gKWVE) 59
Oops. Back to hold at T- 40 seconds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) 60
OT: I feel like maybe Trump could take a break from posting every inner monologue going through his head to social media.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 27, 2025 07:30 PM (36PRH) and yet he still catches his enemies by surprise. Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:32 PM (8avO+) 61
rocket launch, dash
Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:26 PM (8avO+) Thanks! I thought it was going to be something 'splodey. So, hopefully not, in this case. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2025 07:33 PM (WIBSw) 62
OK, which of you Washington state Morons is responsible for this?
(Go to 32:12) https://tinyurl.com/2d4zxy5p Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 27, 2025 07:33 PM (w6EFb) 63
Lioness; You know, Junior, you used to have a twin. He didn’t listen to me either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 07:34 PM (u73oe) 64
59 Oops. Back to hold at T- 40 seconds.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:32 PM (u82oZ) They were supposed to launch one from Vandenberg today too but I forgot about it and now I realize I never heard the launch. By the time you hear it it's too late to see it. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:34 PM (mxvzO) 65
I don't trust DeSantis. Bondi is one of his picks. Is he the hard ass who will get the GOPe in line?
Posted by: Accomack at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (4qMiv) Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (u82oZ) 67
They can't sit there too much longer before they have to scrub
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (AOsQT) 68
FIRST!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (Zz0t1) 69
Go for launch!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:36 PM (u82oZ) 70
woooo
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:36 PM (gKWVE) 71
Here we go?
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (v0R5T) 72
Look at those shock diamonds!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (u82oZ) 73
Squirrels....why'd it have to be squirrels?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (Wnv9h) 74
The girl that killed the Air Force Caded with a jet ski on Grapevine Lake over the weekend was an illegal alien from Venezuela along with her boyfriend. They attempted to flee, hitting another vehicle on the way out and we're both arrested.
Murder brought to you by Democrats. Vote Den and they'll kill you by any means necessary. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (Zz0t1) 75
Lioness: yeah an african buffalo got your brother..I could only watch, sorry kid, but here some leftovers !
Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:38 PM (g47mK) 76
Big Bertha has left the pad.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 07:38 PM (agYoY) 77
I hate typing on screens.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:38 PM (Zz0t1) 78
Lioness; You know, Junior, you used to have a twin. He didn’t listen to me either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 07:34 PM (u73oe) The lioness will defend her cubs to the death... except under one condition: When new male lions have killed/driven off the old male lions that fathered her current crop of cubs. Then the new males will kill off any cubs still in the pride. She's powerless to do anything about it. And will then go into heat so the new males can mate with her. Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (dGCAG) 79
Posted by: Accomack at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (4qMiv)
weird, I don't trust you , never see you before. what are your credentials ? Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (g47mK) 80
Comrade Musk! Is successful launch!
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (AOsQT) 81
The girl that killed the Air Force Caded with a jet ski on Grapevine Lake over the weekend was an illegal alien from Venezuela along with her boyfriend. They attempted to flee, hitting another vehicle on the way out and we're both arrested.
Murder brought to you by Democrats. Vote Den and they'll kill you by any means necessary. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (Zz0t1) The poor indigent starving illegal is quite the clash with careless jetski piloting. Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+) 82
His words hide his deeds. Confusion to the enemy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 27, 2025 07:35 PM (u82oZ) --- Trump's enemies continue to underestimate him, and the tweets are a big part of that. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (ZOv7s) 83
Wow.
Posted by: wth at May 27, 2025 07:40 PM (v0R5T) 84
India: Ministry of Home Affairs said NGOs getting foreign funding won't be able to publish news content and those seeking registration must enclose financial statements & audit reports of the last THREE FINANCIAL YEARS. MASSIVE SURGICAL STRIKE on Anti-India News _TimesAlgebraIND Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:41 PM (wKw1c) 85
Murder brought to you by Democrats. Vote Den and they'll kill you by any means necessary. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:37 PM (Zz0t1) The poor indigent starving illegal is quite the clash with careless jetski piloting. Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM How the hell do illegals afford a jet ski and time off to enjoy it at a lake or wherever this happened? I have questions. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:41 PM (mxvzO) 86
The poor indigent starving illegal is quite the clash with careless jetski piloting.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM (8avO+) Clearly all illegals need jet ski training as a part.of the due process they are owed by the rest of.us. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 07:43 PM (W/lyH) 87
Black fatigue is real.
Forget Dead Soldiers: On Memorial Day, NYT Print Edition Commemorates … George Floyd? The May 26 print edition of The Times featured no mention of Memorial Day or the numerous U.S. service men and women who died in the armed forces at all on its front page. In fact, one of the top so-called stories it chose to feature instead was teaming with anti-police, race-hustling agitprop: “Rise in Killings By Police Dims Floyd’s Legacy.” Yes, this allegedly prestigious paper actually chose to elevate the memory of a violent convict chargedwith numerous drug and theft offenses to attack the police writ large rather than honoring the memories of dead soldiers who paid the ultimate sacrifice to protect their country. One of Floyd’s most egregious crimes involved an aggravated robbery incident where he pressed a pistol against a woman’s abdomen while searching for items to steal in her apartment. https://tinyurl.com/2p9me3au Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 07:43 PM (mOuM9) 88
How the hell do illegals afford a jet ski and time off to enjoy it at a lake or wherever this happened? I have questions.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:41 PM (mxvzO) ‐--------- Several states are still giving them money. Plus, soros and his commie organizations are paying them to protest everywhere, I'm sure. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at May 27, 2025 07:43 PM (Zz0t1) 89
booster sploded
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:43 PM (gKWVE) 90
Then the new males will kill off any cubs still in the pride. She's powerless to do anything about it. And will then go into heat so the new males can mate with her. Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2025 07:39 PM This goes in my list of things I'm sorry I know. Nature is so cruel and it's difficult to watch. I want to save everything and you can't. Posted by: CaliGirl at May 27, 2025 07:43 PM (mxvzO) 91
74 The girl that killed the Air Force Caded with a jet ski on Grapevine Lake over the weekend was an illegal alien from Venezuela along with her boyfriend
— Or as the msm Will call them, Texas couple. Odd isn’t it how the msm tells us these people are “hiding in the shadows” and barely making ends meet. Yet they’re out on the lake with jet skis. Almost as if the media lies about everything. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 07:44 PM (Y7qnM) 92
Booster lost one engine then... gone.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 07:44 PM (agYoY) 93
OT: I feel like maybe Trump could take a break from posting every inner monologue going through his head to social media.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 27, 2025 07:30 PM (36PRH) ~~~~~ There is a reason for everything he does. Have you not learned that by now? Posted by: IrishEi at May 27, 2025 07:44 PM (3ImbR) 94
What the hell was that? Squirrel insurance fraud?
Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2025 07:46 PM (dIske) 95
Illegals make good money. The days of them working for slave wages is long gone. Jose cutting your grass is making $75k a year tax free.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 07:47 PM (Y7qnM) 96
Then the new males will kill off any cubs still in the pride. She's powerless to do anything about it.
Herodotus observed the semiferal Libyan cats in Egypt did the same thing. They're the cats who are ancestors to most our housecats. Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:48 PM (gKWVE) 97
About a month ago the SCOTUS thought that the situation with deporting Venezuelans was so dire they had to jump in and issue a midnight injunction. Anything from them since then?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 07:49 PM (u73oe) 98
Re-entry in about 45 minutes.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:49 PM (wKw1c) Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 07:50 PM (77rzZ) 100
Starship looking good so far.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 27, 2025 07:50 PM (lJmmt) 101
95 Illegals make good money. The days of them working for slave wages is long gone. Jose cutting your grass is making $75k a year tax free.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ---------- While collecting social services $$$ Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:51 PM (wKw1c) 102
Good evening! Helper dog is a Japanese Akita Inu, the have a different look than an American Akita. Both are fluffy and cute!
Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2025 07:52 PM (p4NUW) 103
cargo bay is purty
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:52 PM (gKWVE) 104
Google used to ignore American holidays as well. They stopped doing that. NYT still ignored them I see.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 07:53 PM (Y7qnM) 105
"space christmas" LMAO
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 07:54 PM (gKWVE) 106
Lot of debris floating around inside Starship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:54 PM (wKw1c) 107
102 Hey, Piper. Don’t you have a new dog?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 07:54 PM (77rzZ) 108
Illegals make good money. The days of them working for slave wages is long gone. Jose cutting your grass is making $75k a year tax free.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ---------- While collecting social services $$$ Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:51 PM (wKw1c) Yep. Because on paper they make $0. So if they have an anchor baby they get all sorts of freebies including Medicaid, snap, WIC, you name it. Effectively they make $125k. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 07:54 PM (Y7qnM) 109
Tree rats can rotate their rear feet so the claws point backward, allowing them to easily climb down trees and your fence, or hang head down to taunt you.
Cat rear feet don't rotate (duh). This is why cats can't climb down trees. The claws all point the wrong way (down). Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 07:55 PM (aBgBM) Posted by: Paco at May 27, 2025 07:56 PM (mADJX) 111
Open the pod bay door, Hal.
I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that. (It wouldn't open completely, so no StarLink simulator launch.) Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 07:57 PM (VNX3d) 112
107 102 Hey, Piper. Don’t you have a new dog?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 07:54 I do, the cutest Shiba Inu in the world. Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2025 07:57 PM (p4NUW) 113
When is the Weekly World News goons buy the NYT and keep us all up to date on the latest happenings with Batboy?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 07:57 PM (77rzZ) 114
When is the Weekly World News goons buy the NYT and keep us all up to date on the latest happenings with Batboy?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 07:57 PM (77rzZ) ... and, did Batboy meet Batgirl, and make batbabies? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 07:58 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:02 PM (77rzZ) 116
he pressed a pistol against a woman’s abdomen while searching for items to steal in her apartment.
Preggers too, rite? Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 27, 2025 08:05 PM (caDml) 117
I think the NYT will probably wind up becoming a weekly coupon flier for Safeway or Albertson's.
Posted by: Paco at May 27, 2025 08:05 PM (mADJX) 118
Unless I'm reading the SpaceX indicators wrong, it's either zigzagging vertically, or they have a drunk on the controls.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:06 PM (VNX3d) 119
Hey *hic* how did I get into this rocket
I wanna puke Posted by: Dade Phelan (.219 Bac) at May 27, 2025 08:07 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:09 PM (77rzZ) 121
Congress has already called a lid on the week
@LeadingReport · 9h BREAKING: Congress is currently out of session and is scheduled to return next week. Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:09 PM (AOsQT) 122
106 Lot of debris floating around inside Starship.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 07:54 PM (wKw1c) It was the same on the first flight of a Space Shuttle Orbiter. When the payload bay doors opened there was a blizzard of lost rivets, screws, nuts, cleco fasteners, you name it floating out of every nook and cranny. Most of the original manufacturing FOD came out and went overboard on the first flight. But a little bit of new FOD was deposited during every turnaround between missions. I cannot recall the largest FOD seen floating in a payload bay after ascent. The largest I saw on videos was a cleco fastener. Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 08:09 PM (aBgBM) 123
>>> Unless I'm reading the SpaceX indicators wrong, it's either zigzagging vertically, or they have a drunk on the controls.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:06 PM (VNX3d) it's doing spinney spinney. They lost attitude control. It's going to go boom probably. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:10 PM (cduTK) 124
Piper, good to see that you’re a dog lady.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:10 PM (77rzZ) 125
Yep. Because on paper they make $0. So if they have an anchor baby they get all sorts of freebies including Medicaid, snap, WIC, you name it. Effectively they make $125k. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald ============= Laughing out loud in Spanish at the Yanqui suckers! And never forget, white people are racist. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2025 08:10 PM (n7rxJ) 126
BREAKING: Congress is currently out of session and is scheduled to return next week. Posted by: Don Black ================ Is that good or bad? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2025 08:11 PM (n7rxJ) 127
They had an attitude thruster propellant leak so no control. It'd be like riding in a big tractor tire down a hill then you puke a lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:12 PM (cduTK) 128
Pangolins are shamefully underrepresented in these cafe posts.
https://tinyurl.com/yc2m6ssb Posted by: Paco at May 27, 2025 07:56 PM (mADJX) When's the last time Ace gave us a mole or ring-necked pheasant clip? Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 08:12 PM (aBgBM) 129
125 You bet I’m racist! I’ll take the Kentucky Derby over the Preakness any day!
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ) 130
BREAKING: Congress is currently out of session and is scheduled to return next week.
— They’ve stolen their millions. Now it’s time to take a break. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 08:15 PM (Y7qnM) 131
The girl that killed the Air Force Caded with a jet ski on Grapevine Lake over the weekend was an illegal alien from Venezuela along with her boyfriend ================ wtf?? Are they getting free jetskis now? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (n7rxJ) 132
If you were in enough dense atmosphere you could do attitude with your movable surfaces, or do like my friend who got into a stall spin in a small plane, opened a door to bale and then the door open righted the spin and he was golden to recover. Elon just needs to open a door. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (cduTK) 133
They had an attitude thruster propellant leak so no control. It'd be like riding in a big tractor tire down a hill then you puke a lot.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:12 PM (cduTK) Got it. For a bit, I thought the Ghost of Teddy Kennedy was in the pilot's seat. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (VNX3d) 134
New Rule, everyone! Saying "black fatigue is real" is the same as saying n----. Internet just told me so. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (Uvj3r) 135
Congress will have plenty of time after the midterms.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (vFG9F) 136
I had a grown-up vacation day, by which I mean I had the day off but managed to do laundry, mow the yard, trim three hedges, vacuum, mop, and clean the shower (oh, and work out). I would've gotten more rest had I been in the office. I'll take it easy tomorrow, then I'm off to the coast for a long weekend.
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (ia6m2) 137
129 125 You bet I’m racist! I’ll take the Kentucky Derby over the Preakness any day!
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:13 PM (77rzZ) This is an outrage! There's a shortage of national racehorses! Posted by: Emily Litella at May 27, 2025 08:17 PM (WIBSw) 138
>Is that good or bad?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia --- well, they get paid a lot and don't seem to work very hard a 1-day workweek, with the holiday? lazy grifting basterds Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:17 PM (AOsQT) 139
Space-X webpage has 'upbeat' music as it augers in...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:17 PM (/lPRQ) 140
so did the rocket go kablooey, or what
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:18 PM (AOsQT) 141
New Rule, everyone!
Saying "black fatigue is real" is the same as saying n----. Internet just told me so. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (Uvj3r) Neat? Well, golly gee, soothsayer! Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:18 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:18 PM (zZu0s) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2025 08:19 PM (/Ghsb) 144
136 PabloD, if you take a day off to do household chores, you are a sick man. Please seek treatment.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:21 PM (77rzZ) 145
Here's a new book you could buy.
Goddess of the Sea Lesbians, Pirates, and Dragons by Brittney Jackson Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 27, 2025 08:21 PM (L/fGl) 146
Reentry plasma is like a rave for rockets. It's purty.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:21 PM (cduTK) 147
Sub-optimal re-entry. It's in a spin, a spin is what it's in.
We may be able to watch it come apart on re-entry. But he assured us that it is coming down. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:21 PM (wKw1c) 148
That was supposed to be 'neato'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:18 PM Liberace was Feelin' Groovy in The Café last night. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 08:22 PM (yuVjX) 149
so did the rocket go kablooey, or what
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:18 PM (AOsQT) Not yet but it's going to lawn dart in the ocean. They lost control. But this is elon's $$$$ toy. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:22 PM (cduTK) 150
Bulg - I didn't take the day off specifically to do chores. I'm on vacation all week, but I took one look at the floors this morning and thought "this cannot stand." Such is life when you have a German Shepherd the size of a small horse - there will be tumbleweeds of hair tomorrow morning, despite all my work today.
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 08:22 PM (/1f2v) 151
Good evening, Horde. Winding down another blissful day at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:24 PM (NVNRw) 152
The flaps are flapping.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:25 PM (cduTK) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2025 08:25 PM (63Dwl) 154
The Space-X narrators are still chit-chatting as it meltsdown on re-entry...
Oooh Look, the flap just melted... Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:25 PM (/lPRQ) 155
Starship go kablooey. It went out of control re-entering, but didn't explode or have any of the other problems that kaboomed the last two flights.
Should have another test flight fast, this time. Posted by: Locarno at May 27, 2025 08:26 PM (wiYsG) 156
151 Good evening, Horde. Winding down another blissful day at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:24 PM (NVNRw) Good evening, friend! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2025 08:26 PM (WIBSw) 157
Lot of demising going on there.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:27 PM (wKw1c) 158
Here's a new book you could buy.
Goddess of the Sea Lesbians, Pirates, and Dragons by Brittney Jackson' == Black Sails. Sans the Dragons. Posted by: runner at May 27, 2025 08:27 PM (g47mK) 159
50,000 quatloos there is no pride " month" this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:27 PM (NVNRw) 160
I wouldn't call them flaps. Flaps are wing lift augmentation devices. I'd call them rockevators. Which sounds pretty cool.
AJAX DEPLOY ALL ROCKEVATORS! See? That sounds cool. But no one ever lets me name anything. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:28 PM (cduTK) 161
Good evening, Horde. Winding down another blissful day at Casa Ben Had.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:24 PM * slides a glass of an amusing young Russian River Cab over to Ben Had * Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 08:28 PM (yuVjX) 162
The chat I was in ("NASASpaceflight") was full of theatrical doomers talking about how this was a failure. I'm betting most of them only joined for that purpose, to shit talk the bad South African man.
Progress was made and no inhabited areas were affected. Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 08:28 PM (gKWVE) 163
Dash, sending you a huge hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:28 PM (NVNRw) 164
It turned out that they didn't just want to get married.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 08:29 PM (gKWVE) 165
Evenin', Ben Had!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 08:30 PM (Wnv9h) 166
"I've always said golf can be a dangerous sport: my friend got bitten in Bedminster," Trump captioned the photo.
in or about the Bedminster I think he meant to say Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2025 08:30 PM (D7oie) 167
Duncanthrax, that sounds intriguing. I am currently working on an Argentina vintage.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:30 PM (NVNRw) 168
The chat I was in ("NASASpaceflight") was full of theatrical doomers talking about how this was a failure. I'm betting most of them only joined for that purpose, to shit talk the bad South African man.
Progress was made and no inhabited areas were affected. Posted by: gKWVE Tell them they all raciss for talkin down the African - Dammit, he's an AfriCAN! Not an AfriCANT. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:30 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:32 PM (AOsQT) 170
153 LGBTQ fatigue is real.
Posted by: Bertram Cabo Hold on! Pride Month is near and it will be fabulous! Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2025 08:32 PM (j4U/Z) 171
RMBS, how did the range visit go?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:33 PM (NVNRw) 172
150 PabloD, you are not allowed in my house. You would exile me and family for a year if you saw our floors. And we don’t even have a dog
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:33 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 08:34 PM (mOuM9) 174
>>> Trump Asks Supreme Court to Pause Biden Judge’s Order to Ground Plane Transporting Dangerous Aliens to South Sudan
Meh. Release them. Walk away. Judge - You must keep them in custody!!! Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:34 PM (/lPRQ) 175
159 50,000 quatloos there is no pride " month" this year.
Posted by: Ben Had Type that again and I shall cover my ears and stamp my feet! Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2025 08:34 PM (j4U/Z) 176
They lost contact with the rocket, which only means that the rocket is angry and passive-aggressively giving them the silent treatment.
It's weird, the two announcing spokes-people on the video feed, youngish 20s-30s I'd say, talk as if they are afraid Musk is going to have them lined up and shot. Maybe that's just how people that generation talk. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:34 PM (cduTK) 177
OT, but has anyone mentioned the chlorpyrifos plant in Chi-na?
That's a very restricted use insecticide here in the US. I'd hate to be in its cloud... as in "wouldn't if there were any way to avoid it" hate. Only insecticide I ever got sick using. Dursban was the trade name most used in US. Posted by: MkY at May 27, 2025 08:35 PM (cPGH3) 178
wait
starship has a top half and a bottom half does anyone know the status Posted by: Don Black Like a good pound fog, the parts are mixed. Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 08:35 PM (mOuM9) 179
starship has a top half and a bottom half
does anyone know the status Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:32 PM (AOsQT) Bottom half blew up too. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 27, 2025 08:36 PM (N4aB6) 180
@SpaceX
· 2m As if the flight test was not exciting enough, Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly. ---- these things seem to blow up a lot Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:36 PM (AOsQT) 181
wait
starship has a top half and a bottom half does anyone know the status Posted by: Don Black Like a good pound fog, the parts are mixed. F'n Siri. Dog you dumb bint. Dog. And that's why AI won't take over. Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 08:36 PM (mOuM9) 182
>>> wait
starship has a top half and a bottom half does anyone know the status Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:32 PM (AOsQT) They both went boom. The bottom booster went boom when the thrusters were activated. The top half lost thruster jet propellant, couldn't control itself in descent, and burned up. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:37 PM (cduTK) 183
It's weird, the two announcing spokes-people on the video feed, youngish 20s-30s I'd say, talk as if they are afraid Musk is going to have them lined up and shot. Maybe that's just how people that generation talk.
Posted by: banana Dream It was only a couple of years ago that they feared getting dragged off to prison for merely appearing in public not wearing a muzzle. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:37 PM (/lPRQ) 184
A DNC source reveals that during his tenure as DNC Vice Chair, David Hogg downloaded proprietary datasets—including voter files, contact lists, and donor databases—and misused them to support fundraising efforts for his PAC, ‘Leaders We Deserve.’
This conduct violates DNC ethics guidelines, internal bylaws, state consumer protection laws, and FEC finance regulations. --- WAIT! the DNC has ethics guidelines? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:37 PM (wKw1c) 185
Top pic. If not friend, why friend shape?
Tornado touchdown in Southeast Huntsville, AL. About four miles south of me. Hope the other handful,of Huntsville Morons are okay. Live feed: https://www.waaytv.com/weather/ Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 08:38 PM (MsrgL) 186
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Elon just needs to open a door. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (cduTK) ---- He's not Boeing. Posted by: Ciampino - doorsor windows at May 27, 2025 08:38 PM (sPQoU) 187
RMBS, how did the range visit go?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:33 PM A good day, thanks. I had to dismount a scope to mount a level. I was just checking how much, if any, my zero had moved. Not much, as it turned out. Can't go up to NH with a bad zero. It would bring shame upon my ancestors. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 08:38 PM (Wnv9h) 188
WAIT! the DNC has ethics guidelines?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:37 PM (wKw1c) Of course. Anything goes - just don't get caught! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:39 PM (VNX3d) 189
Rocket science it hard. I'm glad I just a humble aeronautical structures/dynamics boy. I'll stick with honest horizontal flight less than Mach 3, thank you very much.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:39 PM (cduTK) 190
It's weird, the two announcing spokes-people on the video feed, youngish 20s-30s I'd say, talk as if they are afraid Musk is going to have them lined up and shot. Maybe that's just how people that generation talk.
Posted by: banana Dream Sweet! Failure is not an option! LOL. Everything is drama with them. Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 08:39 PM (mOuM9) 191
Tornado touchdown in Southeast Huntsville, AL. About four miles south of me. Hope the other handful,of Huntsville Morons are okay.
Live feed: https://www.waaytv.com/weather/ Posted by: BifBewalski Is it tearing through Redstone rocket garden? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 08:39 PM (/lPRQ) 192
Bif, prayers for those in the path and relief that you were not.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:39 PM (NVNRw) 193
Dursban was the trade name most used in US.
Posted by: MkY at May 27, 2025 08:35 PM (cPGH3) I saw the tweet at Insty. It said 5 dead and something in the low teens injured. But China would say that. Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:40 PM (CItiL) 194
50,000 quatloos there is no pride " month" this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:27 PM Tell us you haven't replaced, or at least freshened up, your Pride Month decorations without telling us you haven't replaced, or at least freshened up, your Pride Month decorations. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 08:40 PM (yuVjX) 195
Elon just needs to open a door. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 27, 2025 08:16 PM (cduTK) ---- He's not Boeing. Posted by: Ciampino - doorsor windows at May 27, 2025 08:38 PM (sPQoU) They tried opening the payload door early on. It wouldn't open completely, so they couldn't test StarLink simulator deployment. That was before the leak. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:40 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at May 27, 2025 08:41 PM (caDml) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 08:42 PM (ufFY8) 198
Duncanthrax, being a Gemini both of my personalities find that garbage offensive.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (NVNRw) 199
Can't go up to NH with a bad zero. It would bring shame upon my ancestors.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 08:38 PM Have you checked the torques for all screws? Returned the scope to zero? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (yuVjX) 200
Dammit. I missed the Obola pile on.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (3wi/L) 201
Is it tearing through Redstone rocket garden? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher Nope. The nerd petting zoo is safe. Thanks, Ben Had. Tis the season over here. The ridge i live behind (on purpose) protects us pretty decently. 50 year history has them splitting and going around us going back to the 60s when this area began getting developed. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (MsrgL) 202
INDIANAPOLIS — A WNBA investigation has determined a report of "racist fan behavior" at an Indiana Fever game was not substantiated. The league had been investigating the incident, which reportedly occurred near the court during the Fever's season-opening 93-58 win over the Chicago Sky on May 17. "Based on information gathered to date, including from relevant fans, team and arena staff, as well as audio and video review of the game, we have not substantiated it," the league announced in a statement Tuesday, May 27. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 08:44 PM (ufFY8) 204
That flying squirrel under the broom handle was hilarious. I'm trying to think of a possible explanation for his behavior besides creating victim drama for his owner but I can't
Posted by: SamIam at May 27, 2025 08:45 PM (oasF3) 205
I was hoping that Amazon had the rainbow Oreos again this year for Pride Month. I have a friend who loves Oreos, and I was going to send him the biggest pack I could find just to see if he'd eat them or not.
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 08:45 PM (ia6m2) 206
But China would say that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD The Bopal disaster convinced me there are some things we really DO want made in China. Then I remember the Benlate contamination that knocked out most the Florida citrus trees. Nah, make all the shit on some remote island in the south Pacific! Posted by: MkY at May 27, 2025 08:47 PM (cPGH3) 207
just to see if he'd eat them or not.
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 08:45 PM (ia6m2) He would gobble them down. If he were ghey! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 08:47 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Auspex at May 27, 2025 08:47 PM (j4U/Z) 209
The Bopal disaster convinced me there are some things we really DO want made in China.
Then I remember the Benlate contamination that knocked out most the Florida citrus trees. Nah, make all the shit on some remote island in the south Pacific! Posted by: MkY Why do you damned Yankees hate us so much? What did we ever do to you? Posted by: Bikini Atol Rando - at May 27, 2025 08:48 PM (MsrgL) 210
Saw The Last Rodeo at a matinee today.
Wholesome movie by Angel Studios. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt Fully on board with all the work Angel gives Neal McDonough. Man is seriously underrated. Posted by: Brother Tim sez at May 27, 2025 08:48 PM (EPQlK) 211
>They both went boom. The bottom booster went boom when the thrusters were activated. The top half lost thruster jet propellant, couldn't control itself in descent, and burned up.
--- damn Maybe Elon should stick to cars & robots Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 08:49 PM (AOsQT) 212
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2025 08:49 PM (nQbOk) 213
Doing better tonight, but can seem to score.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 08:50 PM (u73oe) Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 08:50 PM (MsrgL) 215
My Stars, I mean.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 08:51 PM (u73oe) 216
Have you checked the torques for all screws? Returned the scope to zero?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM But of course. I am a student of the Way of the Weasel. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 08:51 PM (Wnv9h) 217
damn
Maybe Elon should stick to cars & robots Posted by: Don Black Nah, I think all the other stuff he does is to fund this rocketry thang. They are the folks that land 1st stages back on things for re-use, after all. Sometimes land, sometimes barges, fer crissake! Posted by: MkY at May 27, 2025 08:52 PM (cPGH3) 218
Emily Kaplan trying to look sexy by wearing her tiny boyfriend's button downed men's striped shirt.
Two minutes left in the first. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM (ufFY8) 219
Re: sidebar
I love the Finnish article. 'RUSSIA IS PREPARING FOR WAR WITH NATO!' less emphasis 'the buildup is not unexpected after Finland joined NATO.' Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM (CItiL) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM (wKw1c) 221
Bif... Monsignor L?
Love it. Don't reboot your router. Posted by: MkY at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM (cPGH3) 222
Rockets blow up. I’ve already said I’ve at least given the Bezo’s penis rocket crew credit for just getting on it. I wouldn’t do it for just the publicity.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2025 08:55 PM (VofaG) 223
Elon is not afraid of things going kablooey. You learn more from your mistakes than you do from your successes. No one will get canned, unless they were incompetent. And Elon doesn’t hire idiots.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 08:55 PM (mT+6a) 224
Free Palestine
https://tinyurl.com/rfn372jn Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM (wKw1c) Why would I want a free Palestine? Place seems like a dump. Plus, the tenants are assholes. Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 08:55 PM (CItiL) 225
He was going to blow them up anyway, just not the way it happened.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:56 PM (wKw1c) 226
Free Love in Gaza! Free Love in Palestine!
When you get there, make sure to let your sex freak flag show. You'll get lots of attention from the natives! Learn how to fly for free! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 08:57 PM (VNX3d) 227
nurse, great point. Maybe Elon is going through the worst case scenario check list.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 08:57 PM (NVNRw) 228
Free Palestine
https://tinyurl.com/rfn372jn Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM Nasty ungrateful narcissist idiot cunt. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 08:57 PM (ufFY8) 229
So Hogg violated ethics standards? I'm pretty sure if he left the toilet seat up (doubt he pees standing) they would defenestrate him for that. The new bosses want honky soy boy gone
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2025 08:57 PM (eDGGN) 230
I was expecting an earth-shattering “Kerplunk.”
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 08:58 PM (77rzZ) 231
A WNBA investigation has determined a report of "racist fan behavior" at an Indiana Fever game was not substantiated. ___________ Hadrian's Axiom: All "hate crimes" against Grievance groups are lies until proven otherwise in a court of law. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 08:59 PM (QnmlO) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 09:00 PM (wKw1c) 233
A DNC source reveals that during his tenure as DNC Vice Chair, David Hogg downloaded proprietary datasets—including voter files, contact lists, and donor databases—and misused them to support fundraising efforts for his PAC, ‘Leaders We Deserve.’ This conduct violates DNC ethics guidelines, internal bylaws, state consumer protection laws, and FEC finance regulations. ------ Why was it so hard for the DNC to admit that Hogg is a selfish, backstabbing little ignorant shit until now? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2025 09:00 PM (DokPW) Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 27, 2025 09:00 PM (Eo96p) 235
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'A WNBA investigation has determined a report of "racist fan behavior"' I didn't need any more reasons not to go to a WNBA game but if I did this further example of them being a bunch of surly racist bitches would have clinched it. Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2025 09:01 PM (3wi/L) 236
I don't get how the pointy top half is supposed to land
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 09:02 PM (AOsQT) 237
Why was it so hard for the DNC to admit that Hogg is a selfish, backstabbing little ignorant shit until now? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 27, 2025 09:00 PM (DokPW) ___________ Maybe he looked just like the other selfish, backstabbing little ignorant shits at the DNC. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:02 PM (QnmlO) 238
Hogg violated Democrat Rule #3: Don't steal from the bosses.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 27, 2025 09:03 PM (N4aB6) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 09:04 PM (mT+6a) 240
So we’re supposed care about hockey why, again?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:04 PM (77rzZ) 241
Hadrian's Axiom: All "hate crimes" against Grievance groups are lies until proven otherwise in a court of law.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 08:59 PM (QnmlO) Everything they just said is bullshit - Vincent Gambini Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 27, 2025 09:05 PM (D0nMN) 242
How is your son, Duke? Been praying for him.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 27, 2025 09:00 PM (Eo96p) —————— Thanks and much appreciated. He’s doing much better. Staying with his brother in Florida. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 09:05 PM (u73oe) 243
Glad to hear that.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at May 27, 2025 09:06 PM (Eo96p) 244
Some people like hockey. Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 09:06 PM (3ek7K) 245
I hate local fake news, but it amuses me to see how Cookie-Cutter the local fake news "production" is nationwide. It's always a "team," now. And they "report" on the same story together, like a tag-team, taking turns after each sentence. But the Best Part is the Acting! that goes in while they read their teleprompter. When the man speaks, his woman counterpart looks at him and pretends she's hearing this story for the first time and gives her fake "reaction," then they switch roles. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 09:06 PM (IPmnD) 246
The only thing I hate about hockey is that I have no way to watch it on my teevee. Ain't paying for cable.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:08 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:08 PM (W/lyH) 248
244 Chanelling Bill Murray in Groundhog Day: “Sone people like blood sausage, too.”
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:09 PM (77rzZ) 249
Have we heard from Stateless?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (GhIJO) 250
>But the Best Part is the Acting! that goes in while they read their teleprompter.
---- I like the variety of head bobs & tilts used to accentuate certain words Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (AOsQT) 251
247 Drinks on Diogenes!
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (77rzZ) 252
INDIANAPOLIS — A WNBA investigation has determined a report of "racist fan behavior" at an Indiana Fever game was not substantiated.
The league had been investigating the incident, which reportedly occurred near the court during the Fever's season-opening 93-58 win over the Chicago Sky on May 17. "Based on information gathered to date, including from relevant fans, team and arena staff, as well as audio and video review of the game, we have not substantiated it," the league announced in a statement Tuesday, May 27. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Aka, we tried but those asshoes wouldn't lie. Posted by: rickb223 at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (mOuM9) Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (W/lyH) 254
Nurse, he texted me a suicide note on Saturday. I called the VA hotline and had them call him. He left NC and is staying with his brother, far away from his soon to be ex wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (u73oe) 255
And the Cookie-Cutter intro to local fake news: fake "co-anchor" man introduces himself while fake co-anchor woman looks at him: Good morning, this is Jamal Baker. Then the black man co-anchor looks at his white woman co-anchor while she introduces herself. Then they smile. If she was a black, he'd a white or a latino. Then they get into "serious" mode for "serious" fake stories. Then they smile again to introduce the sports guy. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (IPmnD) 256
Diogenes, don't you have to let them win once in a while to keep them interested?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:11 PM (NVNRw) 257
Compelling and rich.
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 09:11 PM (AOsQT) 258
I like the variety of head bobs & tilts used to accentuate certain words Posted by: Don Black And the little sad faces they put on for the local car crash story. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 09:12 PM (IPmnD) 259
Busy day today. Had to get the garbage out, finished a report, went shopping at four different places and cooked up a pot of soup. Plus the usual dog stuff. Took a nap. Still have my Rosary to say. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:13 PM (QnmlO) 260
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (u73oe)
Thank goodness he texted you! I will pray for him. Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2025 09:13 PM (GhIJO) 261
Oh, Duke, prayers for peace and healing for your boy.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:13 PM (NVNRw) 262
The FUTURAMA newscast, 27 years ago seems to be the template they use to train their actors for local fake news. Posted by: Soothsayer at May 27, 2025 09:13 PM (IPmnD) 263
Drinks on Diogenes!
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (77rzZ) Just managing expectations here...I won $8. So order anything on the drinks menu, as long as it's water. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:14 PM (W/lyH) 264
Have we heard from Stateless?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (GhIJO) Not that I've seen, and I've been looking. Stateless, if you're out there, please post something simple so we know you're alive. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 09:14 PM (VNX3d) Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 09:15 PM (SRRAx) 266
Saw The Last Rodeo at a matinee today
Spouse and I went yesterday. We were the only two people there. I thought it was a fine movie. I think Neal McDonough is both a good actor and a nice looking man, and I also thought that the woman playing his daughter was terrific. FenSpouse said it sort of reminded him of parts a John Wayne western . Western guy. has a sidekick and also gets into a fight. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:15 PM (LHJ4l) 267
Based on information gathered to date, including from relevant fans, team and arena staff, as well as audio and video review of the game, we have not substantiated it," the league announced in a statement Tuesday, May 27.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. A noose will magically turn up. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, cowhand of the Apocalypse at May 27, 2025 09:16 PM (D0nMN) 268
Diogenes, don't you have to let them win once in a while to keep them interested?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:11 PM (NVNRw) With the banged up knee Ive had, those old bastards have been making sure of that. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:16 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2025 09:17 PM (Wnv9h) 270
Dammit. I missed the Obola pile on.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2025 08:43 PM (3wi/L) I forget what SCOAMF means, so I put it in the search engine. Of course it won't tell me, but I found a blurb from the Washington Post that says "Obama earned the nickname “Barry O'Bomber” because of his love of taking difficult shots..." ha! Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 09:18 PM (144I4) 271
I forget what SCOAMF means, so I put it in the search engine.
-- Stuttering clusterf--k of a miserable failure Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2025 09:20 PM (GhIJO) 272
and cooked up a pot of soup. Plus the usual dog stuff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh What do you usually cook up for the dogs? Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2025 09:20 PM (DgGvY) 273
When it comes to tv news, I am reminder of what Woody Haroldson's character said in The Hunger Games about the broadcast of the Games. "It's just a TV show."
Meaning, it's all fake...managed...manipulated...bogus. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:21 PM (W/lyH) 274
263 Waiter, bring me a water! With some vodka tonic in it.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:21 PM (77rzZ) 275
Hang in there, Duke.
Prayers for strength and wisdom and patience. May your whole clan feel the love and protection of Jesus surround you. Lord hear our prayers. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 09:21 PM (mT+6a) 276
If I was more photogenic I'd make a good local news reader. I was always good at reading aloud in class and now I've developed the skill of making the mildly emotional faces when dealing with the random crap my direct reports bring to my desk.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 09:21 PM (lWYCm) Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:23 PM (l3YAf) 278
276 She Hobbit, just wear that low-cut slinky thing. You’ll do fine on the local news.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:24 PM (77rzZ) 279
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2025 08:49 PM (nQbOk) Bonk Bonk! You're hash is soooo close to No Bonk. So close. Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 09:24 PM (144I4) 280
Duke,
May the peace of the Lord be with you. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 09:25 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 09:25 PM (Y7qnM) 282
Another one 'observed' about four miles south of me.
https://www.waaytv.com/ weather/interactive-radar/ Looks like the terrain is gonna split it again for me. Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 09:25 PM (MsrgL) 283
"...Miserable Failure"
But he wasn't really a failure, if you consider that his goal was always to harm the U.S. So, in my mind, I substituted "Malicious Fraud" Stuttering clusterfcuk of a Malicious Fraud Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (rdVOm) 284
A WNBA investigation has determined a report of "racist fan behavior" at an Indiana Fever game was not substantiated.
Of course not. Because nobody goes to the games. Posted by: Not going to the games is racist AND sexist at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (+uT/O) 285
270 271 277
My favorites were President Cock Curious and Shit Midas. It captured about all his main features. Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (3wi/L) 286
The guy from Outkick , Portnoy? was at the game court side and he said there was no racial or any other out of line comments coming out of the crowd. He was pissed that they even raised these allegations and the comments from the self hating white players about how there is no room in sports Yada Yada Yada …
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (VofaG) 287
Have we heard from Stateless?
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (GhIJO) Not that I've seen, and I've been looking. Stateless, if you're out there, please post something simple so we know you're alive. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 09:14 PM (VNX3d) Yes, please do. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (l3YAf) 288
She Hobbit, a big hug to your own sweet self.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:26 PM (NVNRw) 289
Maybe Elon should stick to cars & robots
Posted by: Don Black True. NASA never had any shit blow up. Best to leave it to them. Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 09:27 PM (Y7qnM) Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 09:27 PM (AOsQT) 291
Hey, Ben Had.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:27 PM (77rzZ) 292
Hugs to you, Ben Had! Less than five months til I can give you a big one in person.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 09:28 PM (lWYCm) 293
Hi, Bulg. May all work out in your favor tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:29 PM (NVNRw) 294
Aaaaannnnd they are backpeddaling to "radar indicated".
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 09:29 PM (MsrgL) 295
Evening Cafe-goers! Looks like Mama Lion was spelunking in a wildebeest's belly.
Posted by: Public Radio at May 27, 2025 09:29 PM (ttHNY) 296
293 Thank you, Ben Had.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:30 PM (77rzZ) 297
Maybe Elon should stick to cars & robots
Posted by: Don Black Or just limit his space ventures to rescuing and transporting people from other space companies. /s Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2025 09:30 PM (VofaG) 298
Stuttering clusterf--k of a miserable failure
Posted by: vmom I always got stuck thinking the "M" was "malignant," and then not being able to come up with a good "F" word to finish it. Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2025 09:30 PM (DgGvY) 299
I've been worried about Stateless too.
. . . . . . . . . .{{{STATELESS!}}}. . . . . . . . . . . Send up a signal, if you can! Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 09:31 PM (rdVOm) 300
Thank you vmom! That was so much better than what I was trying to come up with. Ha!
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 09:31 PM (144I4) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:32 PM (LHJ4l) 302
Oilers 1, Stars 1
Midway through the second. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 09:32 PM (ufFY8) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 09:33 PM (ufFY8) 304
I kinda hate that "Assuming this isn't AI" now has to be part of our lexicon. Because while AI art and vids are cool, it robs actual reality of its wonder when you aren't sure if you can trust your lying eyes.
Ah well. *enjoys animal links* Posted by: LizLem at May 27, 2025 07:23 PM (gWBY1) I think we need to have a law that requires all AI-generated art to be watermarked as such. Removing said watermarks to be a crime. First offense nets a severe beating, some broken bones. Repeat offenders get shot. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:33 PM (ttHNY) 305
Nurse, he texted me a suicide note on Saturday. I called the VA hotline and had them call him. He left NC and is staying with his brother, far away from his soon to be ex wife.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2025 09:10 PM (u73oe) Ah Jesus. I can only assume the crisis and the soon-to-be-ex-wife parts are related. All the thoughts and prayer for him, you, and his brother. Posted by: Can't imagine at May 27, 2025 09:33 PM (+uT/O) 306
Stuttering clusterfcuk of a Malicious Fraud
Posted by: JQ I always got stuck thinking the "M" was "malignant," and then not being able to come up with a good "F" word to finish it. Posted by: mikeski These are good too, need to add them to my dictionary. Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 09:35 PM (144I4) 307
301 10 AM, unfortunately, so I’m going to have to turn in before too long.
I prefer interviews in the afternoon. But who knows? Maybe this morning one will work out for me. Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ) 308
Duke if your boys are near Pensacola and need me to get anything to them, let me know.
Posted by: Piper at May 27, 2025 09:36 PM (aT5K/) 309
I think we need to have a law that requires all AI-generated art to be watermarked as such. Removing said watermarks to be a crime. First offense nets a severe beating, some broken bones. Repeat offenders get shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:33 PM (ttHNY) Fair enough, but you’ll need powerful AI to tell real from false in the future. Truthful information is a commodity. With AI we’re moving from the Information Economy to the Disinformation Economy. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:36 PM (l3YAf) 310
228 Free Palestine
https://tinyurl.com/rfn372jn Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM Nasty ungrateful narcissist idiot cunt. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 08:57 PM (ufFY ![]() Pissing on her father's memory in addition to everything else. Total cunt. Posted by: Some at May 27, 2025 09:37 PM (+uT/O) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:38 PM (LHJ4l) 312
Flipped channels and watched 30s of Peppermint Patty Psaki. Saying some mother of a dude that got pardoned attended a Trump thing and donated $1m to something a month before the pardon.
Who knows? I am determined to never watch her again, unless she is associated with the term 'spitroast'. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 27, 2025 09:38 PM (ufFY8) 313
Got my Rosary said. Remembered Stateless and Duke's son in my intentions. Not that I have much influence Upstairs but it can't hurt any. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:38 PM (QnmlO) 314
Thank you, Fen. God Bless You and all that you do here.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:39 PM (77rzZ) 315
https://tinyurl.com/rfn372jn
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 08:53 PM I never say the C word. that bitch is a fucking cunt. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:39 PM (0aYVJ) 316
Maybe this morning one will work out for me.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:35 PM (77rzZ) Good luck. Will be praying for you. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:40 PM (l3YAf) 317
@307 good luck Bulg.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2025 09:40 PM (eDGGN) 318
Best of luck, Bulg!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 09:41 PM (rdVOm) 319
I never say the C word.
that bitch is a fucking cunt. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:39 PM (0aYVJ) I have been watching too much Aussie TV. They have less inhibitions concerning the C-bomb. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 09:41 PM (ufFY8) 320
Good luck with your interview tomorrow, Bulg.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 09:43 PM (VNX3d) 321
"A goose attacked Trump's middle east negotiator Steve Witkoff."
Pfft. Proves nothing. Geese attack everyone. Posted by: Bombadil at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (MX0bI) 322
A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pickup today while I was stopped. My back hurts. Oh well, could be worse. This will pass.
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (IDphi) 323
Goddess of the Sea
Lesbians, Pirates, and Dragons by Brittney Jackson Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Available In Super Size! at May 27, 2025 08:21 PM (L/fGl) Places it in the "avoid at all costs" pile. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (9ALtm) 324
Thank you all for your well wishes for my interview tomorrow.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (77rzZ) 325
When I was at the market today there was a guy next to me in the self checkout section with a grocery bag which had writing on it which said "All eyes on Palestine." My eyes aren't on "Palestine" because no such country ever existed. The "Times of Israel " said it better a while back:
https://tinyurl.com/48pkmf26 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (LHJ4l) 326
Trump is pardoning the Chrisleys. Never saw the show but from the commercials he struck me as weird
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2025 09:45 PM (eDGGN) 327
I've always wondered who decided which words are curse words. Not here on Ace. To me they are just descriptive words. Posted by: fourseasons at May 27, 2025 09:45 PM (3ek7K) 328
Re: Stateless. He really relied on those cats to get him through the day. Prayers for him.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 09:45 PM (MsrgL) 329
Mixed up some bug spray for the tomato & pepper plants, but Cat wants to snoop n snuff everything I do. My lil buddy, haha.
Don't want him to get a snoot full of poison! Guess it'll wait until he's off hunting or whatever. Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 09:45 PM (rdVOm) 330
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:38 PM (QnmlO)
Of course you have influence . God hears all prayers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:46 PM (LHJ4l) 331
Goodnight, All. Big day ahead of me tomorrow.
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:46 PM (77rzZ) 332
Pfft. Proves nothing. Geese attack everyone.
Posted by: Bombadil at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (MX0bI) Geese are Asshoe. Especially Canada geese. Ptooie!! Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:46 PM (0aYVJ) 333
UN refuses to work with other agencies for humanitarian aid in Gaza because of concerns over impartiality. UN doesn't want the hamassholes to go hungry
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:47 PM (NVNRw) 334
I don't care in general for women announcers in men's sports, but I like Julia Morales, the baseline babe for the Astros, who's filled in as analyst on the odd occasion. First, she has a low voice and second, she doesn't take herself seriously so she sounds like she's having fun instead of leading a crusade. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:47 PM (QnmlO) 335
Trump is pardoning the Chrisleys. Never saw the show but from the commercials he struck me as weird
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 27, 2025 09:45 PM (eDGGN) I was certain that the Chrisley guy was a homo, even more son than Paul Lynde. Still not sure he ain't. Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:48 PM (0aYVJ) 336
A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pickup today while I was stopped. My back hurts. Oh well, could be worse. This will pass.
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2025 09:44 PM (IDphi) You need to call this guy. goes to EweToob shorts https://tinyurl.com/2hftm8xm Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 09:49 PM (144I4) 337
I hope those geese grabbed Witkoff by the balls if they could find them.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 09:49 PM (NVNRw) 338
>I've always wondered who decided which words are curse words. Not here on Ace. To me they are just descriptive words.
---- There are seven. Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 09:50 PM (AOsQT) 339
A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pickup today while I was stopped. My back hurts. Oh well, could be worse. This will pass.
Posted by: Archer --------- Hubby rear-ended another vehicle, some years back. Barely cracked a plastic lens cover on his car and merely scratched her rear bumper. She got checked out at ER the next day, billed to hub's insurance, of course. (And then we sweated for 2 years, waiting for some BS whiplash claim which, thankfully, never happened). Do get checked out, Archer. You never know what may appear later! Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 09:52 PM (rdVOm) 340
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 09:38 PM (QnmlO)
Of course you have influence . God hears all prayers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2025 09:46 PM (LHJ4l) Yes, no prayer is wasted. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:52 PM (l3YAf) 341
Meecrob!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 09:52 PM (0aYVJ) 342
So we’re supposed care about hockey why, again?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:04 PM (77rzZ) As far as spectator sports go, hockey is by far the most action-packed. Fewer stoppages in play, and the players move fast. Some good fights, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:53 PM (9ALtm) 343
Never hiss back at a goose. Homie don’t play.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:55 PM (l3YAf) 344
339 A lady in a caddy ran into the back of my pickup today while I was stopped. My back hurts. Oh well, could be worse. This will pass.
Posted by: Archer --------- Pickup has a trailer hitch with a ball attached. Leaving the neighborhood at the red light stoner neighbors coasted their Lincoln into the hitch. Barely jostled the truck but they were fish hooked, half their bumper was on the street. Nary a word. They turned around and headed back to the house. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 09:59 PM (wKw1c) 345
309 I think we need to have a law that requires all AI-generated art to be watermarked as such. Removing said watermarks to be a crime. First offense nets a severe beating, some broken bones. Repeat offenders get shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:33 PM (ttHNY) Fair enough, but you’ll need powerful AI to tell real from false in the future. Truthful information is a commodity. With AI we’re moving from the Information Economy to the Disinformation Economy. Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 09:36 PM (l3YAf) Eventually you'll be able to put your favorite actor or actress of all time into the lead role in every movie ever made. Or of every new movie. Or put random actors and actresses into whatever role you choose in every movie ever made. Studios will be able to put Clint Eastwood or John Wayne as the lead in every new Western. Will this be good? Bad? I don't know today. Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:00 PM (aBgBM) 346
342 So we’re supposed care about hockey why, again?
Posted by: Bulg at May 27, 2025 09:04 PM (77rzZ) As far as spectator sports go, hockey is by far the most action-packed. Fewer stoppages in play, and the players move fast. Some good fights, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 09:53 PM (9ALtm) Ice hockey is basically the only professional spectator sport left that isn't boring AF. Posted by: Football? Baseball? Yawn. at May 27, 2025 10:01 PM (+uT/O) 347
I be prouds too anuonce thats the sate of Vermont is comnsidooring on changely Mount Mansfield is the highest mountain in Vermont, reaching an elevation of 4,393 feet to Mount Obama.
This be two honor the furst Presdent od Coler. Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (Gurs5) 348
I be prouds too anuonce thats the sate of Vermont is comnsidooring on changely Mount Mansfield is the highest mountain in Vermont, reaching an elevation of 4,393 feet to Mount Obama.
This be two honor the furst Presdent od Coler. Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (Gurs5) Fair enough. A pimple named for a pimple. Works for me. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (9ALtm) 349
347 I be prouds too anuonce thats the sate of Vermont is comnsidooring on changely Mount Mansfield is the highest mountain in Vermont, reaching an elevation of 4,393 feet to Mount Obama.
Too late Mary Honeybun...... Big Mike has already Mounted Obama every night since they have been married.. Posted by: Buster Hynand at May 27, 2025 10:06 PM (WYJMU) 350
damn
Maybe Elon should stick to cars & robots Elon's getting great data out of each one of these tests so they know what to try next time. It's how computers and software are made. It's even how Toyota develops cars. In Japan, they call it "kaizen" and worship Edward Deming as a god. Posted by: Ian S. at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (AIhUY) 351
Vermont, the whitest state in the union. But they "woke" man, they be woke!
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