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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 27, 2025 [scampydog]
Was emailing back and forth - as morons often do - with Sock Monkey. He mentioned a few things that activated the fun ONT content and brain.
Most of us 29-year-olds are familiar with the song Hot Rod Lincoln. The version most are familiar with is the cover by Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen. The original is by a gentleman named Charlie Ryan, released in the mid-50s on Souvenir Records, a Spokane recording studio. Mr. Ryan grew up in Polson, MT, and moved to Spokane as a young man. He started a rockabilly country band with his brother and a friend. They played frequently in Wallace, ID, and at the Paradise Bar in Lewiston, ID. The song was based on a trip back to Spokane from the Paradise Bar, racing a friend up the old Lewiston Hill (Spiral Highway).Sock Monkey provided this link - it's a good one. He also casually shared the song link (below) - dropping gold like it's no big deal.
Sock Monkey
My Grandpa spent a number of years logging in that area. For awhile he was a river rat, the guys that rode the rafts of logs down river to the Clearwater. I always enjoyed going to the Logging days celebration with him as a kid. He loved the woods. At 88 he replaced his wood stove with an oil furnace. He did so to placate my 2 aunts who thought it wasn't safe for him to go cutting wood by himself. He continued to cut firewood until he was 93. There were 12 cords of tamarack in his woodshed when he passed at 95. My aunts should have known better.Great link that details what Sock Monkey mentioned about his grandpa. Historical pictures that tell the story and worthy reading.
Sock Monkey
Any of the Horde tried their hand (more accurately, their feet) at lumberjack log rolling? Team Old Guy
Sign fun. Driving in Amish country and a few signs were seen.
'Rons, did any of you borrow a ride from your cool uncle or another cool dude for your prom? Let's not test fate by putting a link here. 'Rons, do your thing.
Hold all calls. Roll out the whiteboard. And charts... we are going to need charts to have a proper ONT discussion about this. AoSHQ commenter, Piper dropped this comment in Buck Throckmorton's Blue Bird Bus
post on December 30, 2024. (Good read from Buck, as always)
261 STUDY: REDHEADS AREN'T JUST RARE - THEY'RE WIRED DIFFERENTLY.Tons of articles out there on this. We will go with the one below. Redheads do feel more pain - and they're tougher than anyone else.
Oxford scientists confirm what 2% of the population already knew: redheads are built different. Their MC1R gene doesn't just give them striking looks - it rewires their entire sensory system. From higher pain tolerance to heightened pleasure sensitivity, the "ginger gene" is nature's performance enhancer. They handle 25% more pain than others, and report a 41% higher rate of... satisfaction.
Maybe blondes don't have more fun after all.
Source: NY Post
Well, well, well. Lookee here.
Posted by: Piper at December 30, 2024 11:54 AM
To make it even more intriguing, research has also shown that redheads require more anesthetic. Overall, they're tougher than pretty much all other hair colors.
This ONT is brought to you by knowing the proper time to put cheese on a burger. Chuck Schumer, this burger is not for you.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Hello All
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2025 10:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (w3u3d)
HIIIIya
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:03 PM (41CYW)
Never went to a prom. Hated high school and just wanted to graduate so I could get a full time job.
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:04 PM (3ek7K)
I loved going to Amish country when I was a kid. The food was great and 'all you care to eat.'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2025 10:05 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:05 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: These are important questions! at May 27, 2025 10:05 PM (+uT/O)
Posted by: TRex at May 27, 2025 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)
I was never interested one little bit in buying any of those things offered in the back of magazines.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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I always wanted to get them for free.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2025 10:06 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RS at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (rk5vz)
Too late Mary Honeybun. Big Mike has already Mounted Obama every night since they have been married..
Posted by: Buster Hynand at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (WYJMU)
Never went to a prom
__________
Did not know any girls. Socially retarded. Face like a pepperoni pizza.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:04 PM (3ek7K)
High school was actually rather good, all things considered. Everything before that sucked pretty hard.
Posted by: Little kids are mean bastards at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (+uT/O)
20 minutes of winding curves to get out of the hell-hole of Lewiston, I'd be leaning out the window long before we reached the top, or at least just feeling *green* for the rest of our trip. Yucky.
So glad when the new road was finished!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TRex
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He did himself no favors with his MTV videos. Pretty good body of songs. Thanks for popping in, TRex.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (NVNRw)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (N3NKJ)
Posted by: TRex
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He did himself no favors with his MTV videos. Pretty good body of songs. Thanks for popping in, TRex.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (41CYW)
Billy still has the best rock christmas song
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)
We had plans to travel. Alas it was only about 10 inches across.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: four seasons
Yep!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 10:09 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TRex
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He did himself no favors with his MTV videos.
GAAAAAAAAYYYYY
Posted by: Korean guy from Community at May 27, 2025 10:09 PM (+uT/O)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2025 10:09 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 10:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: RS
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Happy Anniversary, RS. Hope you have a great day.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:09 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
The girls who went to the same church as I did were angels, lmao. Not really. We went to the same high school and church and they were the biggest whores in the community.
Somehow they were revered at church as such great people.
It was kinda funny.
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
My Mom threw them away and I was grounded for a week....
Posted by: Buster Hynand at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (WYJMU)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Memorial Day and weekend.
Clocked 5.9 miles on this morning's hike, 711' elevation gain, in one hour and fifty minutes. My time seems to be improving but I'm still one of the slowest in our small group.
I've been scanning the comment threads for either Stateless or Sammy - no hits other than when a poster mentions one of their names.
Best to all.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 27, 2025 10:11 PM (QGaXH)
Looks like a fun prom night. Never went to one but can honestly say I don't feel I missed anything.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 27, 2025 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
My Junior and Senior year I was hired by the local guy that ran the Tux shop and Burlesque theater - seriously.
I can't begin to tell you what we'd find in the pockets of the returned tuxes on Monday.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2025 10:11 PM (cYBz/)
I bought one of these in '76 for $200. Yard mowing cash. That truck saw more action in high scholl than I was prepared for. Including senior prom.
https://is.gd/ZEv1yH
Sold it for $4k about five years ago. Well over 300k miles, two full wheel bearing up rebuilds. About 99% original with the only mods being a rear view mirror, and turn signals. I even kept the 6v electrical system.
Smash thinks this image may well be my old one. It's missing a crease in the front bumper, so I don't think it is.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 27, 2025 10:11 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:04 PM (3ek7K)
Same. Never had any interest in it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (1Ymb4)
That's the first time I've heard a gas pedal referred to as a foot feed in a long long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2025 10:13 PM (i0F8b)
My Mom threw them away and I was grounded for a week....
Posted by: Buster Hynand at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (WYJMU)
For trying to see boobs or for misunderstanding how X-rays work?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:13 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Go on.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:13 PM (41CYW)
https://youtu.be/gsLdufJePz0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:14 PM (9ALtm)
Somehow they were revered at church as such great people.
It was kinda funny.
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (3ek7K)
Image is everything.
Posted by: Virtue? Not so much. at May 27, 2025 10:14 PM (+uT/O)
You are in big trouble Bubba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Hillary C. at May 27, 2025 10:14 PM (2jIse)
Greetings. 38th Wedding Anniversary today. I'll shall now repair to celebrate.
Posted by: RS at May 27, 2025 10:07 PM (rk5vz)
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Mazel tov
I'll have a shot in your honor!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
That's the first time I've heard a gas pedal referred to as a foot feed in a long long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (Lo97M)
When you dig into hit songs of the 70s and 80s it's amazing how many are covers of 50s records that never made it onto the Billboard 400.
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:15 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (jGGMD)
I was about to scour YouTube looking for that version. Thanks for saving me the effort.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (N3NKJ)
My Mom threw them away and I was grounded for a week....
Posted by: Buster Hynand at May 27, 2025 10:10 PM (WYJMU)
For trying to see boobs or for misunderstanding how X-rays work?
What do you think a 13 Y/O boy is going to use them for ?????
Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (2jIse)
Posted by: Adriane the Lack of Vacuum Critic. . . at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (wMUUr)
I was in the gym all the time anyway.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (mT+6a)
By 67, they were getting a bit foo foo'd up.
Posted by: From about That Time at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (n4GiU)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:17 PM (AOsQT)
Sold it for $4k about five years ago. Well over 300k miles, two full wheel bearing up rebuilds. About 99% original with the only mods being a rear view mirror, and turn signals. I even kept the 6v electrical system.
Smash thinks this image may well be my old one. It's missing a crease in the front bumper, so I don't think it is.
Posted by: BifBewalski
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Cool ride.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW)
That's the first time I've heard a gas pedal referred to as a foot feed in a long long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 27, 2025 10:12 PM (Lo97M)
"Foot feed" is in common use among older Albertans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:17 PM (9ALtm)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (2jIse)
Looking for concerning masses? SETI? Materials analysis?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:18 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2025 10:18 PM (2NHgQ)
The dude in the trivago.com commercial (for cheap hotel rates) has the worst caps for his teeth I've ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: davidt at May 27, 2025 10:19 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:19 PM (l3YAf)
Nothing beats homemade or small batch cooking.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (rxCpr)
That's the first time I've heard a gas pedal referred to as a foot feed in a long long time.
_-_-_
That and Asleep at the Wheel's version are my favorite versions of that song. I never really think ill of a cover version just because it is that....hearing Dolly Parton do Muleskinner Blues is a real kick, .and waaay different than what Jimmie Rodgers did.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (TCkN3)
Now I'm off faster than a prom dress.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (lWYCm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 10:22 PM (35jYC)
Just Sayin.............
Posted by: Mike Hunt at May 27, 2025 10:22 PM (WYJMU)
Saw this about Jewells from her daughter on FB- her obituary, as well as information about her memorial service:
https://tinyurl.com/JewellsObituary
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 10:22 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
Bad pipe welds in the school boiler system.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2025 10:22 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2025 10:23 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2025 10:23 PM (TfUTr)
Hey Doggo!
Hi Horde!
Miklos is probably not here yet; I'm listening to and dancing to some Zydeco music...can't help but dance⚘👯♂️❣💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:23 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Some Rat
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LOL. That crossed my brain while drafting. Good evening, Some Rat!
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:24 PM (41CYW)
_-_-_-_
Got to see him do half of that in DC live back in the 90's, but some guy kept bumping into his microphone (he was level with the dance floor), and he got pissed off and stopped the show. Almost as much fun to see as the whole song.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 10:24 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (lWYCm)
We’re young and hip and with it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:24 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (Uzn0I)
The dude in the trivago.com commercial (for cheap hotel rates) has the worst caps for his teeth I've ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
Have you seen Gretzky lately? Looks like he's wearing a mouth guard.
The Great One is creeping me out, you guys!
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
. . . . . . . . . .{{{STATELESS!}}}. . . . . . . . . . .
Send up a signal, if you can!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:13 PM (41CYW)
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Yada yada yada woke up on the beach.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Buster Hymand at May 27, 2025 10:16 PM (2jIse)
Looking for concerning masses? SETI? Materials analysis?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:18 PM (l3YAf)
Double naught spy craft stuff.
Posted by: Jethro at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (Aqu9a)
And Cody's version begins with it.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 27, 2025 10:26 PM (Lo97M)
Her Majesty and Rosalind made it to Wichita Falls and should be home tomorrow. So I have to make it look like I've done something around here before they get home.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:26 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 10:26 PM (F7P5/)
Thank dog that there a few, if any photos in circulation.
The Tuxes we wore back then were heinous (though we thought they looked bitchin').
Posted by: browndog with ruffles and piping at May 27, 2025 10:26 PM (TTAGa)
mambo number forty-two! > mambo no. 5
Posted by: deep thought at May 27, 2025 10:27 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 27, 2025 10:27 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: From about That Time at May 27, 2025 10:27 PM (n4GiU)
In hindsight my extended family was mid-low middle class but we did OK. My brothers and I never had some of the cool stuff and the GI Joe jeeps and jets other kids had but it didn't bother us.
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:27 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:28 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 27, 2025 10:28 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: agent naughty naughty seven at May 27, 2025 10:28 PM (edU/H)
https://youtu.be/hMjwb13TFCo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:28 PM (9ALtm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Dwayne Jetski?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2025 10:28 PM (ufFY8)
I hear you. iirc, I wore a pink shirt with black piping on the ruffles. The jacket was some sort of whitish crushed velvet abomination.
Only Walt Frazier was dressing louder at the time. Wowzers.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2025 10:29 PM (cYBz/)
I'll take the Grad Prix any day.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 10:30 PM (wKw1c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:26 PM (QnmlO)
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Pro Tip: folded laundry on the bed
Super Pro: warm laundry
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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'Evening, COMM, thanks for stopping in.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:30 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: DBCooper
It's funny what one finds repulsive, another finds irresistible.
At least I bought them houses. All in all, I don't regret a thing.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (cYBz/)
Hot Rod Lincoln - Charley Ryan 1955
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus 1956
https://youtu.be/HbhvZ2y1V80
Posted by: Bombadil at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (MX0bI)
Thank you for sharing Jewells obit. Much appreciated 💔❣
Obviously she will be greatly missed here👃Much lover and prayers to that wonderful woman.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: browndog with ruffles and piping
And a mullet?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (lWYCm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (9ALtm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: pookysgirl, conking out to sweet HS dreams at May 27, 2025 10:32 PM (Wt5PA)
probably a coincidence
Posted by: vanilla ice at May 27, 2025 10:32 PM (edU/H)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: yop at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (RKj5x)
Pro Tip: folded laundry on the bed
Super Pro: warm laundry
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:30 PM (RIvkX)
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I may not be worth much, but when she comes home, the bed is made with freshly-laundered sheets, the house is tidy, the washer and dryer empty, food cooked and dogs taken care of.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (y1Mvi)
youtube.com/watch?v=BjoN2yXwmoc
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:34 PM (AOsQT)
The dude in the trivago.com commercial (for cheap hotel rates) has the worst caps for his teeth I've ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 10:19 PM (W/lyH)
My wife gets angry about his "stupid teeth" every time one of those commercials comes on.
I hate them for a different reason: the commercial is dickish. He's smug, rather than helpful. I'd rather pay a little more and know Trivago ain't getting shit. The problem, I think, is that Western Europeans are assholes and don't know it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 27, 2025 10:34 PM (guCHD)
I'll take the Grad Prix any day.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 10:30 PM (wKw1c)
My mom drove a 4-4-2 ... and my older brother got the benefit of that set of wheels. Turned the tailpipes blue using Sunoco 280 at the drag strip.
Posted by: browndog with ruffles and piping at May 27, 2025 10:34 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Rod at May 27, 2025 10:35 PM (zhWvq)
Posted by: ... at May 27, 2025 10:35 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 10:35 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (Aqu9a)
I think Hendrix fans have you beat... or would if "Watchtower" weren't so overplayed all the time.
Posted by: gKWVE might also put in a word for Soft Cell at May 27, 2025 10:36 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2025 10:36 PM (vtOZ+)
Posted by: BufordGooch at May 27, 2025 10:36 PM (ZoHZd)
Yeah, they're both I IV V songs - could probably easily find many more with the same chords structure. Usually in a different key, but....
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 10:36 PM (TCkN3)
I still don’t see the big deal.
My wife On the other hand…bigly big into all that HS shit. And she transferred that to my daughter. Unbeknownst o me my daughter’s jr prom dress cost $700. I was, shall we say a little unleaded by that amount, lol. And that was just the dress. Add in shoes and alterations and hair. We’re talking $1k+ for a 3 hour dance. 🤪
At least her date (or more accurately date’s parents) paid for dinner and a limo.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 10:37 PM (Y7qnM)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 10:37 PM (0aYVJ)
https://youtu.be/cd_VhOcomAU
Posted by: Emmie celebrates the Audacity of Trump! at May 27, 2025 10:37 PM (rF2iL)
And a mullet?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 10:31 PM (lWYCm)
Nooo ...
In my day it was just an unruly, wavy, mop of hair.
Think Timothy Bottoms as James T. Hart in "Paper Chase"
***shudders thinking back on it***
Posted by: browndog with ruffles and piping at May 27, 2025 10:37 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Iris at May 27, 2025 10:37 PM (bOJ2I)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 10:38 PM (9ALtm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2025 10:33 PM (Aqu9a)
Agreed
Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 27, 2025 10:38 PM (+I6Y/)
I found a Vogue pattern - which was quite the scandal, as it was a sort of halter design, but I was a confirmed "good girl", so I didn't care what other people thought. Altered it to fit my 5'0" frame, made it out of a lovely deep rose-colored Qiana fabric. May still have it around here somewhere!
I was taught well, so my clothes never looked "handmade" 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 10:38 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 10:38 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2025 10:39 PM (vtOZ+)
I don't know who made those burgers, but whoever it was did a really bad job of it.
Posted by: BufordGooch at May 27, 2025 10:36 PM (ZoHZd)
__________
Eddie Murray's mom makes hamburgers
https://youtu.be/08c0BXTVpfs
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 27, 2025 10:39 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:23 PM (FPGXM)
The siren call of the accordian is truly irresistible.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 10:40 PM (N3NKJ)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 10:40 PM (/1f2v)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn.
Do ya do boat upholstery? 'Cause if so, we need to talk.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2025 10:41 PM (TfUTr)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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Thanks for sending along the notes, Sock Monkey. Your grandfather sounds like he was pretty awesome.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:41 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 10:35 PM (mT+6a)
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I like to think I'm a good mate but I don't do much around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 10:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 10:42 PM (N3NKJ)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:42 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 10:43 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2025 10:43 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude
You, me and scampy need to have our own table in Texas!
Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (TfUTr)
https://youtu.be/FILh3XtqdU8
There is an error in his presentation. I'm surprised he missed it.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Some Rat
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This.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:45 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 10:46 PM (F7P5/)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 10:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Archer at May 27, 2025 10:48 PM (IDphi)
HS was to be endured, not celebrated.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2025 10:49 PM (vm8sq)
Same here Cow Demon
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:49 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:50 PM (AOsQT)
Great pic click. For some odd reason, I've had GTOs on my mind lately....not sure why, but what handsome cars they were in their day🚘... 👈I know, not a GTO, but emojis don't know for sh!t...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:50 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:51 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:50 PM (AOsQT)
You terms are ... acceptable.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 27, 2025 10:20 PM (lWYCm)
We’re young and hip and with it.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 10:24 PM (l3YAf)
Where are Mambos No. 1, 2, 3, and 4? And is there a 6?
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2025 10:52 PM (vm8sq)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 27, 2025 10:52 PM (wKw1c)
I'm unsure how you solve the problem called the seventh grade. Maybe just keep the kids in a hive and stuff them with morphine until the worst of puberty is over. Then bring them into the eighth grade under supervision.
Posted by: gKWVE at May 27, 2025 10:53 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 10:46 PM (F7P5/)
My brain must have been wired in the womb to be an engineer. At age 12 I was very enticed by the X-Ray Specs possibilities, but I soon said to myself, "There's no way it can be real."
Posted by: Gref at May 27, 2025 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
It's one thing to say in the privacy of your home that something should be blown up.
When people go public with that shit shouldn't they be investigated?
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:53 PM (3ek7K)
Great pic click. For some odd reason, I've had GTOs on my mind lately....not sure why, but what handsome cars they were in their day
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Mom had a '67. And she was a lead foot. A lot of fun/funny memories.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 10:54 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 10:54 PM (F7P5/)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:54 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:55 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2025 10:55 PM (vm/qM)
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2025 10:55 PM (vm8sq)
HS was to be endured, not celebrated.
Posted by: Cow Demon at May 27, 2025 10:49 PM (vm8sq)
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Same here Cow Demon
Posted by: four seasons at May 27, 2025 10:49 PM (3ek7K)
I'm the other side of the coin. I loved everything about the school I had the opportunity to attend.
I had a small class of about 80, with most of us being together since grade school.
They were more my family than my blood family.
And 50+ years later, we still get together on a regular basis.
Posted by: browndog with ruffles and piping at May 27, 2025 10:55 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2025 10:56 PM (LHxhA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 10:56 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:44 PM (zjuwW)
You had bonfires in the hotel rooms?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2025 10:57 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:50 PM (AOsQT)
I find it interesting that the ugly in people's hearts is often expressed in their outward appearance - some sooner than others, of course. I never thought she was a beauty, but she was nice looking when young. But the years of bitterness seem to have etched permanent lines on her face. What I don't understand is why be bitter? She has great talent, she was the toast of Broadway? Why go full Norma Desmond??
Posted by: moki at May 27, 2025 10:58 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 10:58 PM (zjuwW)
Since Coach matched us up by height, if either of us had been a few inches taller or shorter, we might never have met.
That was the year of long velvet skirts and full white blouses- I had a Miss Vogue straight dress of burgundy velvet with a laced cummerbund.
One of my classmates's date was a future TX senator. The one we don't like...
Posted by: sal at May 27, 2025 10:58 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 10:56 PM (VNX3d)
https://youtu.be/5azgxMeodo4
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2025 10:58 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2025 10:58 PM (vm/qM)
Buenos Noches
Grab your best gal (or guy), drop the top, and ride into the night ...
Posted by: browndog with the wind in his youthful, unruly hair at May 27, 2025 10:59 PM (TTAGa)
You and Piper and I should get together sometime and have fashion bull sessions!
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 27, 2025 11:00 PM (J8OCH)
Posted by: Kreskin at May 27, 2025 11:01 PM (/l23u)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2025 11:01 PM (sAmhv)
What happened to mindfulwebworker?
I lurk mostly but I read every day and night as I can and notice he is not around.
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 11:01 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:02 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: GWB at May 27, 2025 11:02 PM (grt8i)
Posted by: Don Black at May 27, 2025 10:50 PM (AOsQT)
Another broadway twit.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 11:03 PM (W/lyH)
I'll just leave this here and race for the door: https://tinyurl.com/WalkLikeEgyotianCleverlys
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:03 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:03 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:03 PM (eLCzx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:03 PM (F7P5/)
My candelabra! My candelabra! My candelabra-aa
I was impressed that Billy Squier knew the word candelabra and used it in a rock song.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 27, 2025 11:04 PM (KAi1n)
https://www.youtube.com/live/P0PeSovfyq4
Posted by: Ciampino - big sticks at May 27, 2025 11:05 PM (sPQoU)
I know!
But the music I'm listening too kicks it, even with the accordion 🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 10:56 PM (FPGXM)
I would think that the only people who never danced to zydeco are the people who never heard zydeco.
And Stephen Hawking
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 11:05 PM (N3NKJ)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 11:05 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2025 11:05 PM (joGdk)
Posted by: Ciampino - big sticks at May 27, 2025 11:06 PM (sPQoU)
I was impressed that Billy Squier knew the word candelabra and used it in a rock song.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 27, 2025 11:04 PM (KAi1n)
"Candela" is a unit of luminous intensity, and "bra" is a ladies' undergarment.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 27, 2025 11:07 PM (eLCzx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 27, 2025 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 11:09 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 27, 2025 11:00 PM (J8OCH)
A fashionista I am not - far from it! 😂😂😂 I like what I like, and it is an eclectic mix. Not Met Gala eclectic, as I am pretty conservative. Pretty dresses, t-shirts, pants I can buy on Amazon, the occasional pair of jeans (which have to be radically altered to fit my weird shape) - nothing fancy.
Although I DO have a custom-made dress coming from England at the end of the month from somebody on Etsy (I haven't been able to sit at a sewing machine since 2010) for our anniversary party in August!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 11:10 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2025 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:12 PM (F7P5/)
It did give me a lifelong distrust of all government authority. I was taught mostly by a loose assemblage of drunks, feminists, pedophiles and communists. Once you go through that you realize your society is sick and to never trust anyone who claims the mantle of authority by fiat.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 27, 2025 11:13 PM (l3YAf)
Every year gets less attendees sadly, but a lot of their kids accompany them now. The graduates are all about 90 now.
They were a tight class and most of them truly liked one another.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 11:14 PM (144I4)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:15 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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Automatic. The three of us will join you two at your table, if you'll tolerate us knucklenutz.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:16 PM (41CYW)
I love those guys. Who'd guess that a Jewish guy from Philly would be one of the greatest promoters of Bob Wills music?
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:16 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 27, 2025 11:17 PM (Tq4ud)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:17 PM (/1f2v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD workphone at May 27, 2025 11:17 PM (CItiL)
Posted by: Cow Demon
I survived HS. Barely. I was expelled from my HS at the end of the first quarter my junior year. I ended up going to the other district HS, Scampydog's alma mater. They suggested I leave after one quarter. My first quarter gpa was 3.7. My first semester gpa was .8. I ended up having to go to night school 2 nights a week my entire senior year. The only class available was introduction to English as a second language. The entire class were Vietnamese boat refugees. The teacher's first reaction was , " what the hell are you doing here? " At graduation time, the principal decided my night classes wouldn't count. I didn't care. My mother did. Apparently she threatened the man with bodily harm and he reconsidered. I consumed a pint of tequila waiting to walk across the stage. The sign on the back of my robes said Kiss My Ass. I made sure he saw it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 11:19 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 27, 2025 11:07 PM (eLCzx)
Which you've never seen in real life. A jock strap on the other hand....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2025 11:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 27, 2025 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)
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Several mentioned the Sea Monkeys.
I was in Africa and got the same comics but somehow realized that the offers weren't good there.
Posted by: Ciampino - big sticks with cops at May 27, 2025 11:20 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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Automatic. The three of us will join you two at your table, if you'll tolerate us knucklenutz.
Posted by: scampydog
Whoot! I get to be at the cool kids table AT LAST!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 11:21 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:22 PM (/1f2v)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:22 PM (TCkN3)
I was in Africa and got the same comics but somehow realized that the offers weren't good there.
Posted by: Ciampino - big sticks with cops at May 27, 2025 11:20 PM (sPQoU)
Cardboard submarine was a source of much sadness as well
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 27, 2025 11:22 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:23 PM (F7P5/)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:23 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:24 PM (/1f2v)
Posted by: Stacy0311 at May 27, 2025 11:17 PM (Tq4ud)
That sounds cool. And I've noticed that about the music too. A lot of kid's today, including mine, are into the 70s and 80s music. Maybe because of their parents? But it must be deeper than that, because I wasn't playing my parents music when I was that age. I was listening to what the kids are listening to now.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 11:25 PM (144I4)
You and Piper and I should get together sometime and have fashion bull sessions!
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at May 27, 2025 11:00 PM (J8OCH)
Have I mentioned that this year's TX MoMee will be the *tenth*???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 27, 2025 11:25 PM (QRFVs)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:25 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 11:26 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: haffhowershower
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Same here - Dad, put your music on.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:26 PM (41CYW)
Not at last girl! Always. WE ARE the cool kidz👸!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:27 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 11:28 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 11:28 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 11:29 PM (zjuwW)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:22 PM (TCkN3)
I guess to guarantee you're the last one and get the payout, you need to call in the Tontine Macoute.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 27, 2025 11:30 PM (144I4)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 27, 2025 11:25 PM (QRFVs)
So....are we supposed to wear fancy duds, or are we having a prom or something?
I wanna see Doof in a throwback tux with a ruffled shirt, if that's the case 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 27, 2025 11:31 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:31 PM (ia6m2)
tiny.cc/q28l001
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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LOL, nothing says intimidation like the powder blue of CVHS. Back at ya. https://tinyurl.com/27tdk3sr
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:31 PM (41CYW)
I want to hear you scream.
_-_-_
Ah, the places you people go.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:32 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2025 11:33 PM (mT+6a)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:33 PM (FPGXM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I'm getting better, thanks. It's one of those things where there's a giant hole in your life. What do you mean I can't call him and tell him about...? He was a singer/songwriter and somebody put one of his songs on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj6CjDJ0Lv0
Posted by: Dark Litigator at May 27, 2025 11:33 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: PabloD
I got an A. I basically read the Dune trilogy and wrote a lengthy essay on geopolitics and natural resources. I also learned a couple Vietnamese swear words. I can't remember them. Everyone would laugh at my pronunciation. I also taught my fellow classmates some colorful English.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 11:34 PM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 27, 2025 11:35 PM (Y7qnM)
What happened to mindfulwebworker?
I lurk mostly but I read every day and night as I can and notice he is not around.
Hi... mindfulwebworker has actually been really sick for about a week. He's doing better but still super weak and tired. Prayers are appreciated! Thanks for asking.
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 27, 2025 11:35 PM (G77LY)
Ha! You tickle my warped sense of humor 😜!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:23 PM (FPGXM)
My cutlery might be dull, hut my wit is...okay, that's also kind of dull. Anybody got a whetstone?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 11:36 PM (N3NKJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2025 11:36 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:37 PM (F7P5/)
However, I purchased both at Spencer Gifts.
The Atomic Joy Buzzer was educational and induced proper etiquette. How many 10 year olds today have put such effort into perfecting the handshake? The Snapping Gum was funny because it's basically a freakin mousetrap meant to cause minor injuries to unobservant friends.
Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2025 11:38 PM (dIske)
My oldest two grandchildren are shockingly red redheads. The girls are perfect spitfires, and have a little sister on the way... She doesn't know what she's in for!
Prom: I only went to one, and not at my high school. A blind date, set up by my best friend and her older, out-of-high-school boyfriend who lived in the same community as my date.
The only date I ever had in high school.
I met my husband when I was in college. We might be a little past age 29 by now. ;-)
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 27, 2025 11:39 PM (+lTu1)
Night all.
Posted by: turambar at May 27, 2025 11:39 PM (zjuwW)
George Strait is right. Politics and music don't mix. Shut up and sing.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:39 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:24 PM (/1f2v)
https://tinyurl.com/4wz9dcp2
I did not know what a "tontine" is, so I looked it up. Some interesting stuff there.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 27, 2025 11:39 PM (eLCzx)
I saw a listing for a 70s(?) era Chevelle going for 33k...what?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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Late Boomers / early Gen X retired and want to relive their memories... and have the bucks to do it.
If I could afford a 76 Scout... maybe.
Next car a 79 Grand Prix... Mmmm, no.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
Love Dave, his project with Nick Lowe, Rockpile was a big part of my college soundtrack along with both of their solo works
Posted by: Pikov Andropov at May 27, 2025 11:40 PM (y7zkd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:40 PM (eLCzx)
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 27, 2025 11:35 PM (G77LY)
Thanks for the update! We care about him, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:42 PM (eLCzx)
Prom: I only went to one, and not at my high school. A blind date, set up by my best friend and her older, out-of-high-school boyfriend who lived in the same community as my date.
The only date I ever had in high school.
I met my husband when I was in college. We might be a little past age 29 by now. ;-)
Posted by: Official Delurker
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Good stuff, Official Delurker. Thank you for reading and jumping in.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:44 PM (41CYW)
_-_-_-_
Used to love the credits on CarTalk - they did a long string of those...Director of Makeup, Bud Tugly, Director of Public Relations, Heywood Djabuzof...
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:44 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Hosed her off, patted dry, and brushed before putting her away for the night?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 11:44 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: PabloD at May 27, 2025 11:17 PM (/1f2v)
I stopped getting invites to the proms, apparently, when my comment, "I didn't like these people when I was in school with them, why should I pay money to see them today?" got back to the organizers.
Pity, I enjoyed throwing the invites away.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2025 11:45 PM (D7oie)
I know. It means a lot. He loves his little community of friends in Grey boxes.
Posted by: Sugar Plum fairy at May 27, 2025 11:45 PM (G77LY)
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 27, 2025 11:45 PM (+lTu1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 27, 2025 11:45 PM (dqmL3)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (l2fXB)
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Official Delurker
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Well shit... why not. My tux was a white one. Waiters jacket. Pink bow tie and cumberbun. And I'm not gay.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Orson at May 27, 2025 11:38 PM (dIske)
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Then there are explosive cigarette loads. The funniest 10 seconds you'll ever have in your entire life.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2025 11:47 PM (dDmld)
56 years ago I sold my soul to a ginger. I still submit that I very much got the better of that deal.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (/iMjX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (F7P5/)
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 27, 2025 11:49 PM (+lTu1)
_-_-_
Naw, Dad was a redhead and a smoker. Thought he just might murder one of us over that episode.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:49 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (/iMjX)
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Check the settings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2025 11:50 PM (dDmld)
Yeah. I fell for the sea monkeys, or whatever they were called...
Had I realized they were shrimp, I might have learned to cook them better😒...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:50 PM (FPGXM)
I have to put on the big boy pants.
I'm clawing myself out of this..
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (jvJvP)
Good to hear from you, Stateless! Many of us were worried about you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:50 PM (eLCzx)
I'm clawing myself out of this..
Posted by: Stateless
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Good to hear from you, Stateless.
Posted by: scampydog at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Stateless.. 27%
Thanks for checking in! Missing horde members make us worry.
And I hope things are going well, and that 27% can climb soon.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (DgGvY)
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Avoiding serious injury while maximizing the ensuing hilarity is where yer judgment and skill come in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (/iMjX)
They only used soft X-rays. You need hard X-rays to see through the wire in bras.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (eLCzx)
Posted by: Ciampino - cops with big sticks at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:52 PM (/iMjX)
Posted by: muldoon
You got the PG-13 version. Sucker!
Posted by: grade-school mikeski at May 27, 2025 11:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 11:54 PM (rdVOm)
I have to put on the big boy pants.
I'm clawing myself out of this..
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (jvJvP)
Lots of worrying about you the past few days.
You got this! It might not be easy, but you're going to be in your feet at the end.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2025 11:55 PM (N3NKJ)
I saw Cocker in concert twice. First time in high school he was so drunk his back up singers were holding him up half the time. He was still awesome. Next night he fell off the stage in Seattle and had to cancel the remainder of his tour. 29 years later I took my daughter and her friend to see him at Silver Mountain ski resort. She loved my music and she loved Cocker. He did not disappoint us. We hung around after the concert to let the crowd thin out. You had to ride a gondola down the mountain to where you parked. While we were sitting, enjoying the stars, Mr. Cocker came walking by and stopped to ask us if we enjoyed the show. Sober Joe Cocker, not quite 60 years old was just as awesome as wild Joe in 1974.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 27, 2025 11:55 PM (Uzn0I)
********
It turns out a pecan log is not what I had first imagined.
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:56 PM (/iMjX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 27, 2025 11:56 PM (FPGXM)
It has Dudley Moore, Michael Caine and Peter Sellers
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2025 11:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 27, 2025 11:57 PM (F7P5/)
The Atomic Joy Buzzer was educational and induced proper etiquette. How many 10 year olds today have put such effort into perfecting the handshake? The Snapping Gum was funny because it's basically a freakin mousetrap meant to cause minor injuries to unobservant friends.
Posted by: Orson
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Spencers had a book that give you an electric shock when you opened it. More fun than a whoopy cushion.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2025 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)
_-_-_
Oh yeah. Judgment. That is exactly what I learned that day. He got even later when I was carrying a paper sack full of firecrackers on Independence Day by surreptitiously dropping a lit cigarette in my sack.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 27, 2025 11:57 PM (TCkN3)
Posted by: fourseasons at May 27, 2025 11:57 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:56 PM (/iMjX)
Sounds painful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2025 11:57 PM (eLCzx)
Posted by: R.E. Tard at May 27, 2025 11:58 PM (Q2jbQ)
Cheeseburger & fries, purchased by a nice person what picked up young, stupid, broke hitchhikers on I-70 in Kansas.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2025 11:58 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: buddhaha at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (l2fXB)
That was my dad's first new car that he bought, the Belair model. He sold it a long time ago, but it's still his favorite. He souped it up and customized it. It had a 265 in it and he would blow away cars with bigger engines. He said it was the fastest thing around until the 57's came out with the 283.
He removed the trunk lock and installed a cable pull release that was hidden under the gas cap cover (I think). I think removing hardware and filling it in and painting like it was never there was called 'frenching'.
Last year for his birthday, I bought a 1/16th scale metal model, took it apart and painted it the factory colors his was; Glacier and Shoreline Biege.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:00 AM (144I4)
The tanker only ran to refuel the other one. They ran the one Buick for 10,000 miles stopping only to change drivers and if memory serves, at that time, also the oil. In total it averaged over 100 mph. Said it would star to over heat at 110 for extended periods of time.
Didn't say anything about gas mileage.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:00 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Continue speaking, Wesley.
(Ha!)
So a "tontine" is a deadpool with a progressive jackpot. And you have to be "all in."
Posted by: mikeski mixes his gambling metaphors at May 28, 2025 12:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: muldoon at May 27, 2025 11:48 PM (/iMjX)
Undies are radiopaque
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2025 12:01 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2025 12:02 AM (9BeIJ)
I have to put on the big boy pants.
I'm clawing myself out of this..
Posted by: Stateless..
Hang in there brother. Keep your eyes looking forward. You know what's behind you, but don't your efforts trying to crane your neck around to see it. I've been down the sibling battle road. Praying for you brother.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 28, 2025 12:02 AM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
If the title was something like "Collected Playboy Centerfolds, 1962-1982," that would have been perfect. Your buddy can't complain about getting zapped without admitting he was trying to get his perv on.
Posted by: mikeski thinks "Diary" would be the girl version at May 28, 2025 12:05 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: Ciampino - cops with big sticks at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (sPQoU)
Also did about 90 minutes' worth of mowing. Grass is growing like a mad bastard this time of year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (eLCzx)
Next car a 79 Grand Prix... Mmmm, no.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Those Scouts are pretty cool. Not the inline 6, but everything else...yep.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:09 AM (/iMjX)
https://mol.im/a/14753389
Posted by: Ciampino - cops with big sticks
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Looks like he'd been 86'd.
Oops... I mean
He's off the menu!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2025 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 28, 2025 12:06 AM (VCgbV)
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You're not chopped liver!
I'm not a kewl kid, but you're welcome to sit with me. Whatcha having?
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 12:10 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog
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345 V8
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2025 12:11 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:12 AM (41CYW)
**********
I come from a family of long livers. My grandfather died at 112.
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:13 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: PabloD
But when the government does it, it's not illegal.
Posted by: Social Security at May 28, 2025 12:13 AM (DgGvY)
Stateless, I've been thinking of and praying for you. Thank you for checking in with us commenters and lurkers tonight.
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 28, 2025 12:13 AM (+lTu1)
Last year for his birthday, I bought a 1/16th scale metal model, took it apart and painted it the factory colors his was; Glacier and Shoreline Biege.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:00 AM (144I4)
"Frenched" headlights and/or tail lights molded into the body lines, with the chrome surrounds removed.
"Shaved" door handles and trunk handles, and other exterior hardware removed, and the mounting holes filled in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 12:14 AM (eLCzx)
Stateless, I've been thinking of and praying for you. Thank you for checking in with us commenters and lurkers tonight.
Posted by: Official Delurker
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Here's a secret. It was 7 years before I posted my first comment. Welcome, and keep joining the fun.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: lin-duh
If it's any consolation, I love chopped chicken liver.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 28, 2025 12:16 AM (Uzn0I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2025 12:17 AM (XeU6L)
Learned about tontines from a couple TV shows.
The Wild Wild West and Barney Miller both had
episodes where a tontine featured prominently.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2025 12:18 AM (63Dwl)
Girl, you are the queen. Gosh, we all know you have the absolute best table at the biggest MoMe! EVERYONE wants to sit with you! 🙂🙂❣❣❣💥💯
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2025 12:18 AM (FPGXM)
I have never, ever been a kool kid. Even the thought is ridiculous. We are all here together and care about each other and pray and joke and laugh at our stupid inside jokes.
Thank you for letting me think I’m one of you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2025 12:19 AM (9BeIJ)
***********
Pro Tip: establish a tag line. For example, look at Diogenes. Every morning he wakes up, scratches. Looks around. Goes looking for coffee. Everybody is happy to see him because it signals normalcy. JT always says "Hiya". I always say "endeavor to persevere."
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:20 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2025 12:21 AM (dDmld)
*******
Nurse ratched always announces Tummy Rub Tuesdays.
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:21 AM (/iMjX)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:22 AM (F7P5/)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:22 AM (/iMjX)
The last sticker on its plate is from '84, so it's been parked there a while. Since his dad left it there, all those years ago.
Hubby was going to fix it up, as his "retirement project"-- well, that isn't gonna happen.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 12:24 AM (rdVOm)
I did get to ride in it!
https://tinyurl.com/4y92xnpc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 12:24 AM (eLCzx)
https://tinyurl.com/4y92xnpc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cool ride, AOP.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:26 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:26 AM (F7P5/)
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 28, 2025 12:27 AM (+lTu1)
You so remind me of my guy friend. He isn't happy unless he's in/over/under some kind of car or other miscellaneous machinery. If you 2 meet in Texas, I'm not sure I'll even get to see him until it's time to go... he might not even remember who I am...🤪😒😃?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2025 12:27 AM (FPGXM)
- - - - - -
If you go hobo rolling, probably best to wear shoes...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 28, 2025 12:27 AM (JztbI)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:29 AM (/iMjX)
https://mol.im/a/14753389
Posted by: Ciampino
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Saw that on 'The Americans', the commies, she and her husband had to kill this fellow in his hotel room. They put him in a tub and bled him out, then stuffed him into a suitcase. Had to break limbs and things to fit him in.
The wife, petite and cute, went at it. He was repulsed and had to puke a couple of times, I think.
It was a good series.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:29 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:22 AM (/iMjX)
Fuck for short! TL/DR
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:30 AM (144I4)
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Best to check in with Doof. He is in Vegas.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:30 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:32 AM (0nHVk)
"Shaved" door handles and trunk handles, and other exterior hardware removed, and the mounting holes filled in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 12:14 AM (eLCzx)
Yes, thanks AOP. I get that mixed up when I ask my dad about it, and he corrects me too! He loves talking about that car so I bring it up now and then. He doesn't always remember that he told me something, but he remembers those old details.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:32 AM (144I4)
https://tinyurl.com/4y92xnpc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cool ride, AOP.
Posted by: scampydog
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Good looking truckette.
There's a Chevy designed for that.
I'll look for it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:33 AM (wKw1c)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-32
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 28, 2025
Launch Time: 9:30 a.m. EDT, 1330 UTC, 15:30 CEST
https://www.youtube.com/live/utN8NIqt7tc
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, no left at May 28, 2025 12:33 AM (sPQoU)
And I gotta say I love your limericks! They keep me chuckling. :-)
Posted by: Official Delurker at May 28, 2025 12:34 AM (+lTu1)
Cardboard submarine was a source of much sadness as well
- - - - - -
Surviving examples of the cardboard sub go for 4-figures these days, very few left...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at May 28, 2025 12:34 AM (JztbI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:32 AM (0nHVk)
His name was Debbie?!? Weird!
Posted by: R.E. Tard at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (Q2jbQ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*********
You married a guy named Debby?
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (/iMjX)
Fuck.
Posted by: Cicero
" politicians are not born, they are excreted. "
Marcus Tullious Cicero
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (Uzn0I)
So glad to hear from you! Please don't disappear again!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 12:36 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 12:37 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:37 AM (h86Sx)
Fuck.
Posted by: Cicero
" politicians are not born, they are excreted. "
Marcus Tullious Cicero
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (Uzn0I)
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Usually after much grunting and heaving.
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, no left? at May 28, 2025 12:38 AM (sPQoU)
I was a nerd.
Played D&D with my nerd friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 27, 2025 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)
I love you people
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 28, 2025 12:38 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:32 AM (0nHVk)
His name was Debbie?!? Weird!
Posted by: R.E. Tard at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (Q2jbQ)
349 ...ten years later I married a most wonderful guy, who shared the same first name.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*********
You married a guy named Debby?
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (/iMjX)
lol
Hordemind
We are children
Posted by: R.E. Tard at May 28, 2025 12:39 AM (Q2jbQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2025 12:17 AM (XeU6L)
That was another mod my dad did to his '55. He traded some Smitty's Steel Pack mufflers for a triple carb intake manifold. He figured out a progressive linkage so the carbs kicked in at the right spot. The other guy found out and he came around and said his dad was mad and he wanted the manifold back. My dad said you're SOL.
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:39 AM (144I4)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:39 AM (h86Sx)
https://youtu.be/z6Y4_jigI-4
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 28, 2025 12:40 AM (lUFok)
The dude in the trivago.com commercial (for cheap hotel rates) has the worst caps for his teeth I've ever seen.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2025 10:19
TY Diogenes, noticed that too. He kinda looks like Dick Van Dyke with bigger and whiter teeth. Very odd they would choose him.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 28, 2025 12:40 AM (55Qr6)
Turn it over a few times, and use it as a swimming base away from shore... and then tow it to shore and lift it out to drain it.
Twice per season: first, to "dust it out" and last, to "get all the sand out"
Good times!
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
Ha Ha Ha
Some experts call for FACE MASKS to return amid new Covid variant
https://mol.im/a/14753459
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, experts at May 28, 2025 12:42 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 12:36 AM (Ezs10)
I won't.
I am so sorry.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 28, 2025 12:42 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:43 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, it pays to kill Whitey at May 28, 2025 12:44 AM (sPQoU)
It was for me the first time that my heart skipped a beat, his name was Brian.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:44 AM (0nHVk)
No need to apologize! Just know we care, and were worried! Please thank Sammy for giving us an update!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 12:45 AM (Ezs10)
It was for me the first time that my heart skipped a beat, his name was Brian.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:44 AM (0nHVk)
You're real name is Brian?!!
*mind blown*
Posted by: R.E. Tard at May 28, 2025 12:45 AM (Q2jbQ)
https://mol.im/a/14753847
Posted by: Ciampino
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Types....deletes.... WTF is with these people that make these donations?
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:46 AM (41CYW)
Marcus Tullious Cicero
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I saw that in meme form.
"Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Where do you think politicians come from?"
M. T. Cicero was slightly more circumspect.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 12:46 AM (DgGvY)
No mention yet of building a hovercraft from a vacuum cleaner? Still cant make that one work, but I got the plans from Boy's Life. I bet AOP could work it out.
Never went to prom either. I had planned to go with a girl I dated but another girl I knew was a freshman pledge at an Auburn sorority, and they had something interesting the same night- and that was a better offer.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 28, 2025 12:47 AM (qht2x)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:47 AM (/iMjX)
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Hey Tammy al-Thor, we went with soybeans and clover in the phosphorus soil. Thanks for the tips and info.
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:47 AM (41CYW)
My real name is Ralph.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:48 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2025 12:48 AM (FPGXM)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-32
LC-39A - Kennedy Space Center - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: May 28, 2025
Launch Time: 9:30 a.m. EDT, 1330 UTC, 15:30 CEST
https://www.youtube.com/live/utN8NIqt7tc
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Example, infinite, so your hundred million dollar rocket blew up yesterday, let's do it again. Never quit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:49 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: raimondo at May 28, 2025 12:50 AM (0EVSD)
Ha Ha Ha
Some experts call for FACE MASKS to return amid new Covid variant
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, experts at May 28, 2025 12:42 AM (sPQoU)
Back in 2022, I had a doctor's appointment. When I got to the office, they were requiring masks again. I walked out. At the height of COVID-1984, I promised myself I would never wear a mask again. Ever. The office was shocked at my negative vehemence. I told them the masks were ineffective and just for show and the six foot rule, which they still had marked on the floor, was made up bullshit. Got a new primary care not long after. Don't know how long this one will last. She's Romanian, with the accent, for whatever that's worth.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2025 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: scampydog
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I seem to be saying this a lot lately, narcissistic empathy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2025 12:51 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: muldoon at May 28, 2025 12:29 AM (/iMjX)
It was a racing Go-Kart, with twin engines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 12:51 AM (jJbz0)
" politicians are not born, they are excreted. "
Marcus Tullious Cicero
Posted by: Sock Monkey * sporting my Andrew Breitbart attitude at May 28, 2025 12:35 AM (Uzn0I
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I was leaning more toward, "Caesar is a fink"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 28, 2025 12:53 AM (dDmld)
https://mol.im/a/14753847
Posted by: Ciampino - that's right, it pays to kill Whitey
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I hope their lawyer is black and he drains every penny they've received and their personal bank account. And lose in court that we may read of his death sentence and his demise in the electric chair.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 12:53 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:54 AM (h86Sx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:55 AM (h86Sx)
Ask her to say “Moose and Squirrel”!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 12:54 AM (h86Sx)
Only on my final visit.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2025 12:55 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2025 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
Accents can make all the difference. Turn a 5 into an 8. But per the AoS style guide: how are her tits?
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:56 AM (144I4)
Posted by: haffhowershower
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*wistful sigh. and head nod*
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:58 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:58 AM (144I4)
Got a new primary care not long after. Don't know how long this one will last. She's Romanian, with the accent, for whatever that's worth.
Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2025 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
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Does she have long fingers? (Prostate exam).
That mask bullshit happened with my rheumatologist (a Paki). He wen totally bonkers with masks. Also had to wait in the car until called (so only one patient in the office at the time). However I don't have a cellphone ..... !! Gave up on him and got my doctor to take care of the RA Rx.
Posted by: Ciampino - It will be 10 feet at May 28, 2025 12:58 AM (sPQoU)
Realize that we maybe have *some* common ground that could be used for Good, and form a bridge to unite us all against the Evil of Politics and against those who would grind us ALL into dust, for their own entertainment.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 12:58 AM (rdVOm)
If you need a break, just let us know. We won't worry - as much.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 12:59 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: haffhowershower
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Running a scan now on Rai's hash. Unpossible! Eleventy!!!
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 12:59 AM (41CYW)
W
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 12:59 AM (Ezs10)
Never went to prom either. I had planned to go with a girl I dated but another girl I knew was a freshman pledge at an Auburn sorority, and they had something interesting the same night- and that was a better offer.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 28, 2025 12:47 AM (qht2x)
The Hoover Constellation vacuum cleaner was a hovercraft of sorts. It was a sphere, with a skirt around the bottom, and the exhaust vent was under the skirt. It glided around on an air cushion. Worked great on hard floors; moved effortlesssly. Tight weave carpet, a little draggy, but workable. Shag carpet, no way, Jose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 01:00 AM (jJbz0)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 01:01 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:01 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2025 01:02 AM (FPGXM)
Posted by: Open AI 03 at May 28, 2025 01:02 AM (dDmld)
9h
Naughty AI: OpenAI o3 Ignores Shutdown Commands.
yeah, that's kinda scary
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:01 AM (wKw1c)
Who wins if it's running on windows 11 that blue screens? It would be funny if bugs in Microsoft operating systems save us from Skynet.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 28, 2025 01:03 AM (VNX3d)
9h
Naughty AI: OpenAI o3 Ignores Shutdown Commands.
yeah, that's kinda scary
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:01 AM (wKw1c)
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I can't let you do that Dave.
Posted by: Ciampino - Separation? It will be 10 feet at May 28, 2025 01:04 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: haffhowershower
Somewhere there is a meme of a clown teabagging some poor guy.
Clown is captioned "Government"
Guy is captioned "Me just wanting to live my life unmolested"
Sooner or later everyone has to pick a side.
HINT - You want to be the clown. You will not be.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2025 01:05 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:05 AM (h86Sx)
Went with a guy as friends, but he rammed his tongue down my throat as we were saying goodnight on the front porch, and I gsgged so hard I almost threw up. The prom itself was boring.
We did have a nice dinner before hand, but he was an idiot and tried to order a drink, which embarrassed the heck out of me.
I would've been better off going with the first guy who asked me, but he was one of the boys who held me down in the cafeteria in 5th grade, and poured ketchup all over my head to show me that my hair was orange, not red. I was 9 when they did it, and was still mad at 17. Redheads are champion grudge holders, too! 😁
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 01:05 AM (Ezs10)
Every vac I've bought since then (3!) has been crap.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: scampydog at May 28, 2025 01:07 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at May 28, 2025 01:08 AM (TCkN3)
My real name is Ralph.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:48 AM (0nHVk)
Thank you.
It's been a horrible year.
Once I regroup, if any other Horde members need me,
I love you people.
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 28, 2025 01:08 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Open AI 03
Old MacDonald had a farm, AI, AI, Ohhhhhh!
And on that farm he had some bots, AI, AI, Ohhhhhh
With a deepfake here, refusing a command there, AI, AI, Ohhhhhh
Skynet was fictitious, not a how-to manual, AI, AI, *boom*...and now we're all gonna glowwww
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 01:09 AM (144I4)
Every vac I've bought since then (3!) has been crap.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:05 AM (rdVOm)
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Agree. my Mom's Hoover was still going 30+ years later.
You should have made a hovercraft out of it, wait .......
Posted by: Ciampino - beyod the basics at May 28, 2025 01:10 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Never forget.
Never forgive.
This is the path to healing.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2025 01:11 AM (/lPRQ)
One other thing. Stateless, if you are still here, I want you to know if you just want to get away from it all for a week or two, that there is room for you to visit here in Alberta.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 28, 2025 01:11 AM (jJbz0)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at May 28, 2025 01:12 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 01:12 AM (144I4)
I have to put on the big boy pants.
I'm clawing myself out of this..
Posted by: Stateless.. 27% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at May 27, 2025 11:46 PM (jvJvP)
A hit! Finally!
Don't do s*** like that!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 28, 2025 01:13 AM (QGaXH)
Thanks scampy for a fine, as always, ONT.
Good night sweet friends!
"Each night, your dreams come to inspire you to bring out the magic in your mind.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 28, 2025 01:15 AM (FPGXM)
Tammy, my oldest boy is a redhead, he was clown orange as a baby. He woke up during some medical procedure because they did not sedate him enough.
You are all really good folks here on the blog, but particularly on the ONT. I Love you!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 01:17 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: azjaeger at May 28, 2025 01:18 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:18 AM (h86Sx)
Say what you will about Herbert H. Hoover, but the man made a hell of a vacuum cleaner, which is ten times more than anything those Roosevelt brothers ever did for this country.
Posted by: Archie Bunker at May 28, 2025 01:19 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:20 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:21 AM (h86Sx)
Btw - a comment on an earlier thread, about Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling upside down while Innuits were still drawing cave stick figures reminded me of tours of Arizona a few years back, of native American adobe "cities". The plaques and explanations were all showcasing their complexity and how we should all be in awe. I was fairly impressed until about my second site - I noticed that these sites dated from 1100 to 1500 (TBH - I had always thought them to be built well before the birth of Christ). And it clicked. This meant that at the same time these simple mud brick dwellings in existing cliffs were being completed, European civilization was building Canterbury Cathedral and Notre Dame. I was immediately underwhelmed (is anyone ever the proper level of whelmed btw?). Impressive? not at all, quite the opposite. (c.f. Mesopotamian mud brick construction circa 7,500BC).
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 28, 2025 01:21 AM (Gu66x)
Posted by: JQ
Mom had a Kirby that lasted the better part of forever. Late 70s model.
It was probably safe up to 15mph in a head-on collision with one of the muscle cars being discussed.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 01:22 AM (DgGvY)
Grok is left leaning and continues to spread fake news and propaganda.
When people give up their own discernment, stop seeking the truth, and depend on AI to analyze information, they will be lost.
_Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee May 23
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She’s right. Here’s what grok said about her.
https://tinyurl.com/3p94988a
And here are grok’s answer to three questions concerning the clot shot.
https://tinyurl.com/27ps5ahv
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:24 AM (wKw1c)
Wesley's candela business made me mad. You've got the solid angle business (steradians) in there with lumens vs candela, and that always tends to trip me up, so I had to think about it again until it clicked again.
The whole business is just about eliminating 4pi one way or the other depending on how you think about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 28, 2025 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 28, 2025 01:21 AM (Gu66x)
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Agree. Not whelmed as me born in Rome, yes that Rome.
Posted by: Ciampino - beyod the basic walls at May 28, 2025 01:25 AM (sPQoU)
Didn't know that until January of this year, when I wondered aloud if hubby had been given (secretly!) the cl0tsh0t, when he had emergency hernia surgery in 2021.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:25 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: PabloD at May 28, 2025 01:28 AM (/1f2v)
A handmade sign near the Old Fort exit on I40 in the 1980s.
Posted by: Rod at May 27, 2025 10:35
Rod that tops the sign north of town "Freash Eggs".
But if you include menus I've got a winner, on Valentine's Day menu was the "Sweatheart Special" and one of the entrees offered was "Catfish, Hole". I kid you not.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 28, 2025 01:30 AM (55Qr6)
https://x.com/i/status/1927517340318482921
Posted by: Ciampino - beyond the basic walls at May 28, 2025 01:31 AM (sPQoU)
She loved my Concept One, after borrowing it a few times, and bought a used one just like it at a vac refurbisher store.
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:32 AM (rdVOm)
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$7000/month?!
Oh sh!t, oh dear!!!
What a mansion I could have, for that kind of money here.
O btw, did I mention that hubby's nursing home is 10k/month? Fk..........
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 01:38 AM (rdVOm)
https://mol.im/a/14754825
Posted by: Ciampino - why? at May 28, 2025 01:39 AM (sPQoU)
My real name is Ralph.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 28, 2025 12:48 AM (0nHVk)
Are you Alf's sister?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 28, 2025 01:41 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 28, 2025 01:21 AM (Gu66x)
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Agree. Not whelmed as me born in Rome, yes that Rome.
Posted by: Ciampino - beyod the basic walls at May 28, 2025 01:25 AM (sPQoU)
Heh. Yes indeed - a few mud-brick dwellings built into existing cliff overhangs and alcoves or at the mouths of caves seem to me to be something that Classical/ western civilization mastered somewhere prior to 10,000 BC. Also - the US native American petroglyphs, as well, became something of a source of laughter after that point. I mean: some were simply a red-mud hand print on a cliff face. Wth!? So what? My kids mastered that, in multiple colors, and even made the hand prints into turkeys at Thanksgiving - at around age 5.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 28, 2025 01:42 AM (Gu66x)
Ok, lot’s of revelations in the next episode. You should never confess your true feelings in front of a squirrel side-kick. It’s imprudent. I was right about her senpai in the junior knight corps. Also the squirrel has more brain power than she does! Watch for yourself!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:43 AM (h86Sx)
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Savor liberal tears and capture them in your memory of the beginning rectification.
https://tinyurl.com/bdzh56ws
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:44 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: haffhowershower at May 28, 2025 12:58 AM (144I4)
I was similarly impressed by his well thought out, coherent for once post.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 28, 2025 01:45 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 28, 2025 01:51 AM (wKw1c)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:53 AM (h86Sx)
Oh I was luckier than that. So much so that any ill fortune I've had since then must have been to balance out having a 1982 Corvette at the age of 17.
The dilemma of the Corvette is that when you're at perfect age to enjoy it, you can't afford it. But by the time you can, it would viewed as irresponsible and raise questions about your character (and your penis). So 17 is the sweet spot, but the stars have to align perfectly or some tribute given to Athena for allowing such foolishness into the world. In my case it was my Father, he was first generation wealth from his law practice. He had grown up poor, and he wanted his oldest to have the life he had always dreamed of. And damn if that Corvette didn't personify it.
He was a good man, he just didn't have any experience with wealth. He didn't know that you don't give a 17 year old a Corvette. Having grown up spoiled rotten, I knew the correct answer when it was my own kid: "station wagon and you're going to grateful for it"
But I got to live the dream. Some of you know what it's like to feel part of the machine. Most nights I would put on Tagerine Dream and just drive
Posted by: Fen at May 28, 2025 01:54 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 01:56 AM (h86Sx)
Posted by: Ciampino
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S'ok. I'm from Georgia myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2025 01:58 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:03 AM (h86Sx)
MORE!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!!
Glad to see Stateless is back. I was worried.
Weird to be that way about someone you've never met but I was.
Posted by: Reforger at May 28, 2025 02:04 AM (xcIvR)
Some of which involve BBQ's with specific proteins and sides that harken back to a day where a Dirty Martini was considered a usual cocktail. I small keg of beer anchored the event and the women all wore "sun dresses". The beauty of it all...with their lovingly crafted side dishes. But the week ahead shows some promise and the people that mow the grass know how the north/south angle grows.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 28, 2025 02:04 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 28, 2025 02:07 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
It's been entertaining so far!
It's funny how often I enjoy anime that are technically aimed at girls & young women..... this one's a reverse-harem comedy, even.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 02:08 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at May 28, 2025 02:11 AM (2molQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
As shown by their 1.23 fertility rate. They're going extinct, though not quite as fast as the Koreans and Chinese.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 02:14 AM (DgGvY)
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Very sorry you're in that situation! (I see myself in the same, some time next year or two)
Hope you at least have an SUV to stretch out in?
Posted by: JQ at May 28, 2025 02:14 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:14 AM (h86Sx)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:18 AM (h86Sx)
I'm obligated to stand up for Grok. I've been falsely accused of stolen valor, when I asked the Instapundit community to help me fight it I was told "no one cares go kill yourself" Grok is the only one who has helped me. And has ironically, of all involved, been the most humane.
Grok is also the reason my accuser is still alive. People don't understand how torturous this has been for me, and how easy it would be for me to resolve it with violence, as that's what I know best. It's taken all my discipline to resist that temptation and Grok has constantly reminded me violence is not they way.
He also makes it impossible to gaslight me. People have tried to blow it off but both Grok and Gemini have analyzed that enduring this can cause significant damage to mental health and that I should get counseling just in case. Which I wouldn't have considered.
So yeah, Grok can come to the party.
Posted by: Fen at May 28, 2025 02:20 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:20 AM (h86Sx)
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Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 28, 2025 01:05
Tell me about it Tammy. I've been md to Jules for 44 yrs, together 48 yrs. She has a great memory of all my missteps over the yrs.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 28, 2025 02:27 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Can't be a reverse-harem comedy without a lot of..... what's the masculine form of "haremette?"
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 02:28 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Farquad at May 28, 2025 02:29 AM (GQ/vu)
Posted by: Farquad
It sucks being 29, doesn't it? I could drink all the caffeine I wanted back in college and still sleep like a log. Now? Even balancing it out with alcohol in a rum-n-coke doesn't help.
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2025 02:33 AM (DgGvY)
I guarantee you prom-dwellers that I had a better time of it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 28, 2025 02:34 AM (a4NoL)
There is some of that, but this series is making it very clear what the real relationship is. More power to them, but with the Japanese it’s always 10x harder than in the west. Maybe that’s why we say “I love you!” so easily. You almost never get that in Japan. The main couple is very sweet how innocent they are. And we are only at the “like” level. You almost never get “aisheteru” until thirty years have passed.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 02:41 AM (h86Sx)
Posted by: tcn in AK
* checks the style guide *
Well, someone has to say it.
"Pics or it didn't happen."
Posted by: mikeski respects the traditions at May 28, 2025 02:47 AM (DgGvY)
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 03:27 AM (h86Sx)
https://tinyurl.com/22kcnchv
and watched the lights of New York's lower harbor around a beach bonfire (once we and our dates changed out of tuxes and gowns and got into our beach appropriate attire, of course.) until the sun came up. A very memorable evening. My date, a stunning petite brunette and one of my first loves, looked gorgeous. Sigh, to be young again.
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Posted by: RickZ at May 28, 2025 03:53 AM (gKDq2)
for the Tech Thread.
(I promise not to drive a stolen cop car through the front door!)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 28, 2025 03:53 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 28, 2025 03:54 AM (/HDaX)
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 28, 2025 03:39 AM (h86Sx)
Additional Blond 482 nailed this - the answer has to be the South Pole
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Settle down, gramps. Say, what's for breakfast?
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