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Saturday Night "Club ONT" May 24, 2025 [The 3 Ds]
Welcome to Club ONT! A collaboration of your Sunday through Wednesday ONT Crew - The Disco, The Doggo, and The Dino. Please note: none of those barrels are "THE" barrel.
This is hilarious 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Syi2N9CtS0
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) May 3, 2025
Club Respect for A Legend "It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." George Wendt passed away earlier this week. Club ONT honors his contribution to pop culture and barroom laughs.
In honor of the legendary George Wendt, here is every time Norm Peterson walks into Cheers pic.twitter.com/5qkPUNgFRU
— Kevin Dalton (@TheKevinDalton) May 20, 2025
Let's raise one for ol' Normie!
In case you forgot - George Wendt also appeared in the movie Fletch as Fat Sam
Drink of the Night Red, White, and Blue Colada
Recipe link
Ingredients
3 Oz. 2 shots of Rum
3 Oz. 2 shots of Blue Curacao
6 Oz. Pineapple Juice
4.5 Oz. Cream of Coconut
1 C. Fresh or Frozen Strawberries
2 C. Ice Instructions
Add Rum, Pineapple Juice and Cream of Coconut and Ice to a blender.
Blend until Smooth.
Pour around 2/3 of the mixture into a separate container; leaving the rest in the blender.
Add Strawberries to remaining mixture in blender; blend until smooth.
Pour Strawberry mixture into drinking glasses, slowly pour 1/3 of the reserved Pina Colada mixture into the drinking glasses.
Add the remaining reserved mixture and Blue Curacao into the blender; blend until combined.
Slowly pour the blue mixture into the drinking glasses.
Enjoy!
Ummm
[Dino says: That's nuts.]
Get out on the Club ONT dance floor!
Delight in bad weather
OK let's rock out!
Be honest, 'ettes - did you look like this back in the day?
[doggo says: They've got the look. And they can still out party some of the youth today. And not let ANYONE touch the thermostat.]
Honorable mention
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:00 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2025 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 10:02 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (sL3J7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (gcUgZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2025 10:04 PM (cYBz/)
.....in case there are any complete strangers here. Stop lurking!
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 10:02 PM (DgGvY)
_________
They put up with me, so you know the standards are low.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:04 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:06 PM (gKDq2)
*lights big cigar*
*flicks ashes on carpet*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (QnmlO)
Security is not amused. Use an ashtray. Or at least someone's drink.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:06 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2025 10:06 PM (CKOCg)
She's holding the steering wheel, but she's in the passenger's seat, and she's facing the door. And she's going west-by-northwest in the northbound lane.
The guy she's about to hit not being her friend should be a ways down on her list of concerns.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:07 PM (rdVOm)
*lights big cigar*
*flicks ashes on carpet*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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*Hands H7 the carpet hokie* Classy joint, here.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:07 PM (LVaYG)
No happiness for either Zeus or Rosalind at today's shows. The judge at the specialty systematically got rid of everything but the white dogs. We demand reparations!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:07 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 10:08 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:07 PM (rdVOm)
*smiles and nods*
How YOU doin'??
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:08 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We've upped our standards!
Now up yours!
Posted by: zombie Pat Paulsen at May 24, 2025 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: wcgreen at May 24, 2025 10:09 PM (FXgXm)
Posted by: Doof
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youtube.com/watch?v=sJyywGcS0Ws
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:09 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: wcgreen at May 24, 2025 10:09 PM (FXgXm)
I thought it was teeth?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2025 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (sL3J7)
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Did you win the bet?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2025 10:10 PM (GlyvH)
Lot of "hot pants" too, as I recall.
Posted by: Case at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (a1g6Z)
Great Saturday Night joke!
The 80's girls may not look the same, but I will bet they are still hard partying gals! (Or so I have heard...)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM
***
Well played.
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: wcgreen at May 24, 2025 10:09 PM (FXgXm)
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I thought it was teeth?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2025 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Yeah, I was gonna sy that. Former friend used to open the bottle with his teeth. I cringed every time he did it.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:12 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 10:12 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Howdy, SF!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (W/lyH)
Many of them I know.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xTuYU)
The guy she's about to hit not being her friend should be a ways down on her list of concerns.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
(Misogynistic comment about "women drivers" goes here.)
She needs that driving instructor from a few nights ago.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:14 PM (sL3J7)
Many of them I know.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xTuYU)
Everybody knows the Pet!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (UQakJ)
Was amazed that it worked!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (UQakJ)
_________
How'd the handle make out?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (LVaYG)
*flicks ashes on carpet*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:03 PM (QnmlO)
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We all know you're not allowed to smoke indoors.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (eDGGN)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (sL3J7)
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:11 PM (cCn4/)
Thank you. Great content tonight.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (sL3J7)
Every Iowan ever: Awkward? What are you talking about? That's not my friend, but my friend's cousin's kid. It's kinda the same thing, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl greeted two semi-nephews today at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:15 PM (QnmlO)
Amazingly it was unscathed!
And I now have an opener permanently in my travel toiletry bag.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (t0Rmr)
Bruce Springsteen's antics are causing problems for his cover bands. Their gigs are getting cancelled.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:18 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:19 PM (VofaG)
Many of them I know.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xTuYU)
Same here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2025 10:19 PM (2I/0V)
Bruce Springsteen's antics are causing problems for his cover bands. Their gigs are getting cancelled.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Malibu Bruce has fuck you money. He doesn't care.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (gcUgZ)
Bruce Springsteen's antics are causing problems for his cover bands. Their gigs are getting cancelled.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
__________
I'm sure Bruce shares his fees equitably with his band and crew.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: LRob in OK, Moron and Lunatic at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (ha1wR)
Never was a fan of Cameron Diaz but I did like that movie
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (t0Rmr)
Bruce Springsteen's antics are causing problems for his cover bands. Their gigs are getting cancelled.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
Mixed feelings on that. Good that people are souring on his music. But I feel bad for the musicians who are losing out on money and performance time. However - they DID choose to play the music of an overrated d-bag. OK - no longer mixed feelings!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (UQakJ)
Let's raise one for ol' Normie!
Cheers!!
https://youtu.be/kw-w5S8e6y4
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 10:21 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:19 PM (VofaG)
SIX?!?! No - SEVEN'S the number!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:21 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (eDGGN)
Then their third album was mediocre and she kind of crumbled. Now she posts on facebook about Orangemanbad incessantly.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:18 PM (VNX3d)
I'm not a fan of cover bands, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (2I/0V)
Or both.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (gcUgZ)
Rating: Double plus good.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (amnH6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Then their third album was mediocre and she kind of crumbled. Now she posts on facebook about Orangemanbad incessantly.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (t0Rmr)
Has she carved a 666 on her forehead?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (0eaVi)
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Every Iowan ever: Awkward? What are you talking about? That's not my friend, but my friend's cousin's kid. It's kinda the same thing, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl greeted two semi-nephews today at May 24, 2025 10:17 PM (Wt5PA)
When I was visiting my parents' house in Norfolk with the ex, we'd be driving through the neighborhood and other drivers would wave. She asked me if I knew those people. I did not. 'Why did they wave? What did they want?' They were just being friendly. 'Oh'. A native New Yorker who actually thought like that famous New Yorker magazine cover with the United States being pretty much Manhattan.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
You'll have to do some bingling to see that I'm not making this up but underneath the side cover of Victory motorcycles was a steel plate with a cutout that was allegedly intended to be used as a bottle opener because why the hell not. One time a buddy and I were in the garage with a couple of Guinnesses and I decided to try it. I sprayed my whole engine with beer and we both about died laughing.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2025 10:24 PM (/y8xj)
down 2 games to none, and 4-1 tonight
Cup Final will be Panthers vs EDM/DAL winner
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 10:24 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (eDGGN)
Minerals! And sterile, too. No bacteria.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2025 10:25 PM (2I/0V)
I did this several times the night I graduated high school. It isn’t difficult, it’s just stupid. The last one I opened, the glass cracked as I did it. I was fine—only a little blood.
I may not have been smart, but I was smart enough to stop doing that.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:26 PM (EXyHK)
- Disco Stu
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:26 PM (b3G0I)
Then their third album was mediocre and she kind of crumbled. Now she posts on facebook about Orangemanbad incessantly.
Posted by: 18-1
Shirley Manson is alive? Huh. Thought she died a few years ago.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:27 PM (gcUgZ)
The one that stuck out was a small cat. After what happened to Ciampino, I guess that counts as another deadly automatic weapon.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:28 PM (VNX3d)
I was always prepared.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 24, 2025 10:28 PM (p4nXC)
A 50cal (faux) round with notch cut into the side. Some guys at work made up a bunch of them for Christmas Employee Sales one year...
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:29 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:29 PM (eDGGN)
I love it.
The folks down on the corner had some fireworks left over from last night's graduation at the football field and are shooting them off. It's been raining almost every other day for a week, so its okay...
Posted by: sal at May 24, 2025 10:29 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:30 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:30 PM (eDGGN)
Posted by: Orson at May 24, 2025 10:30 PM (dIske)
Not sure, but I think I have an Ace of Spades bottle opener. Got it at the last TxMoMe. It’s a metal Ace of Spades playing card with the Ace cut out, just the right size for opening a beer bottle.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:31 PM (EXyHK)
Had he been in the Japanese one, that would have assured his godhood.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2025 10:31 PM (CHHv1)
I was/am a fan, have a bunch of their albums
But time moves on
the B-52s are on Medicare, FFS
all my contemporaries are aging out
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 10:31 PM (AOsQT)
It was said that Clarence Darrow inserted a wire into a cigar, which he would light when opposing counsel was presenting. The jury would be so fascinated by the lengthening ash on the cigar that they'd stop listening to Darrow's opposite.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 10:32 PM (QnmlO)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:32 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:32 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 10:32 PM (AOsQT)
And now *they’re* suffering?
It sounds like a very rare example of cosmic justice.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 10:33 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 10:34 PM (AOsQT)
England, 2025 "Promises to non-moslems have no validity"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2025 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
He hates that. They all hate that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 10:35 PM (l3YAf)
And now *they’re* suffering?
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It's not too late to switch over to ABBA covers, is it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 24, 2025 10:36 PM (hY4dx)
And him talking like he loves America is bullshit.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:36 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:32 PM (b3G0I)
The Movie Society is picking the Summer Blockbusters list.
"The Hunt for Red October" is one nominee, but I can't watch it anymore b/c Baldwin.
My five picks are: Jaws, Back to the Future, Apollo 13, Roger Rabbit and The Godfather (just because I'd like to see it on the big screen again).
Posted by: sal at May 24, 2025 10:36 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (gKWVE)
"The weapon features a bottle opener in the front handguard and wire cutter built into the bipod. [9] The bottle opener feature was included to prevent damage to magazines being used to open bottles, due to the large civilian reservist components of the IDF."
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (N4aB6)
He hates that. They all hate that.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 10:35 PM (l3YAf)
Was it the Babylon Bee that claimed Trump wanted to see his birth certificate, to see if Brucy was really born in the US, or was that real?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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LOL, great scene. I have a Blazing Saddles movie poster in my basement.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
The same. I still throw on a Springsteen CD and listen. I blame nostalgia. Michael Stanley was way better than Bruce, but MSB never got big. Damn shame.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:38 PM (gcUgZ)
England, 2025 "Promises to non-moslems have no validity"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2025 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
That reminds me of this exchange from Sam Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch:
Pike Bishop: What would you do in his place? He gave his word.
Dutch Engstrom: He gave his word to a railroad.
Pike Bishop: It's his word.
Dutch Engstrom: That ain't what counts! It's who you give it *to*!
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:38 PM (sL3J7)
Many of them I know.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 24, 2025 10:13 PM (xTuYU)
Same here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2025 10:19 PM (2I/0V)
***
If you see Mrs D, tell her we need some.milk. And bread.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
Yes. Still a lot of bottles with pressed, non-screw tops. I have one can opener/refrigerator magnet in the shape of a jazz horn on my fridge. I bought it in New Orleans when I discovered that the six-pack of Topo Chico I’d bought needed a can opener.
I’d left my normal travel can opener home because I’d wanted to avoid having to check any luggage, and do you really need a can opener any more?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:38 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 24, 2025 10:38 PM (pIfcn)
Thanks, 3 D's.
Posted by: sal at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (CKOCg)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:40 PM (EXyHK)
Thanks, 3 D's.
Posted by: sal
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Thanks for stopping by the Club, sal. Would you like a wristband for re-entry? And here is a drink chip for next week.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:40 PM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Yes, that was the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:40 PM (sL3J7)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (/sySz)
Uh oh. Fashion inspection in the club. Everyone tidy yourselves up!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:41 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (b29oM)
Posted by: Solutus at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (Jnnb9)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:41 PM
***
Pants are still optional, right?
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (cCn4/)
A 50cal (faux) round with notch cut into the side. Some guys at work made up a bunch of them for Christmas Employee Sales one year...
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:28 PM (rdVOm)
I have one of those.
The fuze well of a 155 projectile works too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (VofaG)
He's Jersey "trash" after all.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (RIvkX)
But now I don't have anything to say. LOL
Monday is Memorial Day. When I was in DC I would visit Arlington to pay my respects. I'm not sure where to go in Dallas, I was raised here but its been 20 years.
No doubt Instapundit is going to pose all patriotic about "the debt we owe" or somesuch while he lets a falsely accused Marine just twist in the wind. I've been calling him out on that, but I'm thinking I should leave it alone on Memorial Day, right?
Posted by: Fen at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (/sySz)
Uh oh. Fashion inspection in the club. Everyone tidy yourselves up!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:41 PM
Monday is the day you can start wearing white shoes and jeans. But not together. Sheesh. 🙄
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:39 PM (/sySz)
Uh oh. Fashion inspection in the club. Everyone tidy yourselves up!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:41 PM (UQakJ)
As soon as she lets us know whether she went all in on the 80s look above.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 10:44 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (cCn4/)
You help make the Club rules so you should know!
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:44 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They just played a festival here last weekend. I didn't catch their set, we were at another stage, but as far as I know they put on a good show.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 24, 2025 10:45 PM (4DY5T)
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 10:45 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (cCn4/)
You help make the Club rules so you should know!
Posted by: Doof
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The hell you say! There are 3D's rules?
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:46 PM (LVaYG)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 24, 2025 10:46 PM (N4aB6)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:31 PM (EXyHK)
I have 2. One black, one silver. They are handy.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (cCn4/)
Bras too...or so I was told. Please tell me that is so.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
I couldn’t order enough Aquanet to keep the shelves fully stocked. Big Hair was ubiquitous.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:23 PM (gKDq2)
The Christian college one town over, which I went to, was national and yet I still ran into relatives of people I knew. For example, I nannied for my sister in Phoenix after my junior year of high school. Her husband worked at a dairy, and the dairy owner's brother owned dairies in California too. My roommate my freshman year of college knew the brother (because she came from a dairy farm), and my RA my sophomore year of college was the brother's daughter.
Posted by: pookysgirl plays Dutch Bingo all the time at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (Wt5PA)
Later in the 80s I moved on to the perfect Miami Vice Armani bla, er with the sleeves scrunched up look.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (Vvh2V)
Also prefer Manfred Mann's version of 'Blinded By The Light'.
I will give Springsteen credit for working with Patti Smith and giving us 'Because the Night'. I know he plays it but Patti owns it.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: PaleRider at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (CKOCg)
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:46 PM (LVaYG)
Guess who just realized he's the 3rd D and isn't on the rules committee
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: TRex at May 24, 2025 10:42 PM (cCn4/)
Bras too...or so I was told. Please tell me that is so.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
I'm a tad bit surprised bras are allowed.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2025 10:49 PM (sL3J7)
Fess up, Nurse; which one of those ladies was you?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 24, 2025 10:49 PM (9+0jT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
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Definitely leg warmers.
Leg warmers and a rolled headband.
And glitter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
As soon as she lets us know whether she went all in on the 80s look above.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24
No- I mean I had a moment of big bangs teased to heck, and that stupid hairspray the sides of your hair straight out thing in middle school, but I was late 80s. Spiral perms had calmed down a bit by then. What replaced it was the big lift of hair on the crown and boy did I have that down to a science.
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:50 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:50 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
In the 70's and 80's I wore tee-shirts with open flannel shirts over them, so I was ready for Grunge, except for the fact that Grunge sucks ass.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2025 10:51 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (eDGGN)
Don't try that with a Band-aid
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2025 10:52 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: pookysgirl plays Dutch Bingo all the time at May 24, 2025 10:48 PM (Wt5PA)
***
*slams down rest of drink*
*pours another*
What???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
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Definitely leg warmers.
Leg warmers and a rolled headband.
And glitter.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025
Of course I had leg warmers! I danced! But more than dancing, I showed horses, so I spent a lot of my life in boots and breeches.
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:52 PM (/sySz)
A couple years back I opened up my HS yearbooks.
Hmm, I wonder if the one I thought was a looker still holds up thinking was I...
The chicks went all out big hair for the senior and jr portraits. I don't think I'll ever open them again. They looked as goofy as the ones in the picture above. The regular daily hair was much better.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2025 10:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Leg warmers and a rolled headband.
And glitter.………
I preferred the early 80’s Olivia Newton John look.
Let’s Get Physical
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:53 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:53 PM (b3G0I)
Fu*k him.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
Don't know anymore.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at May 24, 2025 10:54 PM (wYTRi)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2025 10:51 PM (D7oie)
That was my uniform in college in the mid '70s. Buttoned shirt when chilly. Dress like that to this day, t-shirt under a flannel or other long sleever button shirt; it's comfortable.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald
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Suits with shoulder pads waves and smiles.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:54 PM (LVaYG)
I used to feel that way. The fact that it pisses off all the right people to treat it as a patriotic song changed my mind.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:55 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:55 PM (VofaG)
That one I'm not gonna ask.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Hair.
It's overrated.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (gcUgZ)
No, Creepy Guy just buried a body at his lake house and thought he had made it out of town without being recognized.
What? Why is everyone moving to another table? You left your Fried Okra, can I have it?
Posted by: Fen at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 10:53 PM (b3G0I)
What about late 90s/early 00s? Jnco jeans?
Those weren’t super common, though. Everyone just wore jeans, t-shirt and sneakers. Like a uniform. It was nice.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (l3YAf)
So one of my proudest moments was when I grabbed one saying nothing, held the bottle so the lip was on the edge of the counter, popped it with the heel of my hand and top popped right off. Mic drop moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (buOX2)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 10:58 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:58 PM (VofaG)
It's overrated.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Better gray than nay.
Sorry.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 24, 2025 10:59 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: polynikes
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Tip over an old piece of wood or move a big rock, and Aquanet and a lighter worked well as a blowtorch on earwigs too.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 10:59 PM (LVaYG)
well, a lot of them
Joan and I went to rival high schools in MD
we beat them 17-10 in football
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:00 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:00 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:00 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:01 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 10:57 PM (gKDq2)
I thought everyone called it that. Just having thick hair parted in the middle
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:01 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2025 11:01 PM (buOX2)
Posted by: Bulg at May 24, 2025 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:58 PM (VofaG)
Watching NBA highlights from the '80s is like watching Chippendales. Same with watching soccer highlights from that era, even into the mid '90s.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 11:03 PM (gKDq2)
Some former Midwesterners *shifty eyes* are known to wave at strangers:
Posted by: Bulg at May 24, 2025 11:02 PM (77rzZ)
(Waves happily at everyone!)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 11:04 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2025 10:22 PM (t0Rmr)
As the postmodernist philosophers Beavis and Butthead would say, she should just shut up and get naked.
Assuming, of course, that she's still someone that anyone would want to see naked... it's been a decade or three since I saw her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:05 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Shipoopi at May 24, 2025 11:05 PM (t1uwd)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:01 PM (VofaG)
I have never heard that in my entire life.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
Didn't take much in basic to give me the 'screaming eagle'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 24, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
https://www.cem.va.gov/memorial-day/
Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2025 11:07 PM (/y8xj)
Tends to nick gold tho, hence last resort.
Posted by: Aawlberninf350 at May 24, 2025 11:07 PM (SXVlR)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 10:47 PM (VofaG)
I bought some a while back to spray on my 3D printer bed... supposedly the best product to help with bed adhesion. It works pretty well, except for the '80s flashback I get every time I use it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:07 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: TRex
Bras too...or so I was told. Please tell me that is so.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm a tad bit surprised bras are allowed.
Posted by: tankdemon
Move the ONT to MN. Our Supreme Court just ruled that female toplessness is legal, as not as it's not "lewd."
Wait, it's the ONT. The exception kills it.
Nevermind!
Posted by: mikeski litella at May 24, 2025 11:08 PM (DgGvY)
Not that I’m judging. My hair is now the longest it has ever been. I think it may be up to 2” on top. The sides are very short.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at May 24, 2025 11:08 PM (l3YAf)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 24, 2025 11:08 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:08 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: polynikes
I bought some a while back to spray on my 3D printer bed... supposedly the best product to help with bed adhesion. It works pretty well, except for the '80s flashback I get every time I use it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
It helped with bed adhesion back in the 80s, too.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:09 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:08 PM (b3G0I)
Please tell me you didn’t pop your collar.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:10 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at May 24, 2025 11:10 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2025 11:11 PM (QnmlO)
I'm guessing that there are the same practical limitations on toplessness as here in Alaska. Too cold much of the year, too many skeeters the rest.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:11 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:10 PM (VofaG)
Heh. No. Did anyone ever do that in real life? I think it was only in John Hughes movies.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:11 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
On Facebook? So it's really just about fitting in. She must be really lonely to be settle for Facebook.
Posted by: Fen at May 24, 2025 11:12 PM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Norm at May 24, 2025 11:13 PM (7szT/)
I do expect the street walkers will up their advertising.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:13 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:10 PM (VofaG)
Heh. No. Did anyone ever do that in real life? I think it was only in John Hughes movies.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:11 PM (b3G0I)
Oh my gosh, yes! And don’t forget the layered collar look, both popped.
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:13 PM (pRpzT)
"So... you bought brand-new pants that had been tumbled in a big drum of rocks for a while to wear them out and make them look old? Okay, grandpa."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:13 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:15 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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They are the unofficial state bird.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:12 PM (DgGvY)
And after polar bears, skeeters are the most dangerous carnivore.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2025 11:15 PM (gKDq2)
As compared to the ones that look like the wearer just narrowly escaped a bear attack?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2025 11:15 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:05 PM (W5ArC)
Yep, she's a little scary-looking now.
As Don Black said, time does keep moving on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:17 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 24, 2025 11
I will confess to owning ripped jeans.
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:17 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:11 PM (b3G0I)
I like Phil Mickelson but the times when he popped his collar I rooted against him. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:18 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Fen at May 24, 2025 11:19 PM (ciYHQ)
However, those were acquired honestly... I didn't buy it pre-holed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:19 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:21 PM (VofaG)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:21 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:21 PM (b3G0I)
However, those were acquired honestly... I didn't buy it pre-holed.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:19 PM (W5ArC)
I have many pairs of jeans with honestly-acquired holes. Wearing a pair right now, in fact.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2025 11:23 PM (2I/0V)
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*Us too*
Posted by: Hyper Color Shirts and Parachute Pants at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (LVaYG)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
No I believe Phil did it because he thought it looked cool.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (VofaG)
Delight in bad weather
I stumbled onto Garbage after digging into The Kidney Thieves, and Collide. This is one of the ear worms i deal with regularly.
Good stuff.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (MsrgL)
Whom do I need to see to settle the vig on the payoff?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:26 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:26 PM (AOsQT)
Whom do I need to see to settle the vig on the payoff?
Posted by: BifBewalski
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*Raises hand* If the other 2D's are holding out on the rules committee, we will starve their funds.
Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2025 11:28 PM (LVaYG)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black
Levis doesn't. They're made of blue tissue paper nowadays.
Maybe some brand from Tractor Supply Co.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Oh my gosh, yes! And don’t forget the layered collar look, both popped.
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:13 PM (pRpzT)
Polo button downs, polo sweater tied around the neck, calvin klein jeans, docksiders, big texas blond hair pushed back with vuarnets. That was my uniform when I wasn't in a school uniform!
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2025 11:29 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
'Murrica, right there.
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:30 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:31 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:31 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2025 11:20 PM (RIvkX)
Lol, that's kinda wild! We girls put dimes in ours in case we needed to make a pay phone call home on a bad date. It stunk when the price for a call went up to a quarter - those didn't fit!
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2025 11:31 PM (wLjpr)
Some former Midwesterners *shifty eyes* are known to wave at strangers:
Posted by: Bulg
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(Waves happily at everyone!)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
The single index finger lifted from the top of the pickup's steering wheel as we passed other tribal natives in Louisiana was our signature 'wave'.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:31 PM (MsrgL)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
Levi’s are so expensive now I hadn’t bought a pair in over 20 years. May not impress the ladies but I’ve bought the Academy Sports brand jeans during that period.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2025 11:31 PM (VofaG)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
I remember the crotch rivet. One of life's lessons when sitting around a campfire and then you stand up.
Now git off my lawn.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 11:32 PM (W/lyH)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black
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Don't know about Levis, but Wrangler sure does! I always buy the pre-washed because "original" is like wearing cardboard and takes too many washes to soften up.
Posted by: JQ at May 24, 2025 11:33 PM (rdVOm)
do they even make them like that anymore?
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:24 PM (AOsQT)
And you had to know what waist and inseam to buy so they'd actually fit after they'd been washed.
God help you if you wore an insufficiently-washed new pair and got out in the rain. You'd be blue-legged for days.
I remember some girls would buy the tightest ones they could squeeze into, sit in a bathtub for a while, then let them shrink-dry in situ.
Usually for some special event that warranted maximal butt display.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:33 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:33 PM (pRpzT)
Posted by: moki at May 24, 2025 11:34 PM (wLjpr)
@Reforger and @Puddleglum and @Diogenes
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:35 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:36 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:37 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2025 11:38 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at May 24, 2025 11:39 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Don Black at May 24, 2025 11:39 PM (AOsQT)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2025 11:39 PM (6YdsJ)
Yeah... Calif, late 70's early 80's... yeah.. from cut off jean shorts, to Cords, to Angel Flight Suits, to a preppy sweater worn over the shoulder...
Mom once forced me to wear platform shoes ala Michael Jackson to an 8th grade dance I didn't want to go to...
Then... it was uniforms, ripped Jeans and Leather Jackets... motorcycles and a hoped up Camaro...
A few years of Hawaiin shirts and shorts... then a few years of Mountain clothes, or if work, Black Dress Shirt, Black Tie, Black Pants...
Clothing went from cultural camouflage, trying to fit in... to an identity statement...
To now? I just don't F'n Care. I still dress better than most, but because its how I want to portray myself.
I wear a Coat and Tie the few times I go to church now, even though I'm about the only one who does.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2025 11:39 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:40 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:36 PM (b3G0I)
30 years later I still ski in my Spider Ski Wear.... damn jacket is lasting forever.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2025 11:41 PM (mP0Kj)
@Reforger and @Puddleglum and @Diogenes
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:35 PM (MsrgL)
***
Best uniform back in the day was the TW/khakis. Light, comfortable, good looking.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 11:43 PM (W/lyH)
@Reforger and @Puddleglum and @Diogenes
Posted by: BifBewalski - at May 24, 2025 11:35 PM (MsrgL)
Sorry, but the most distinctive US Uniform... is Crackerjacks.
There was NO question as to who you were...
Yeah, they kinda sucked, but for us is was like having Gang Sign Tatoos.... we were part of the largest gang in the world, and we had Nuclear Weapons...
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2025 11:43 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 24, 2025 11:41 PM (mP0Kj)
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Claudine Longet is still around...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2025 11:43 PM (6YdsJ)
It's still on my key chain. Heylands Bier.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2025 11:44 PM (0aYVJ)
Boo, it has a misspelling! Which, yes, I realize was there in the original.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2025 11:45 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:45 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Fen at May 24, 2025 11:46 PM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Piper at May 24, 2025 11:00 PM (/sySz)
*sigh*
I had hair later made famous by Napoleon Dynamite
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2025 11:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 24, 2025 11:47 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: mikeski
That last picture - what's with the right hand on the left arm?
Hello, Horde! 😊💕
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Hi TiFW!
How did I not notice that when I was making fun of everything else wrong in the pic?
Posted by: mikeski at May 24, 2025 11:48 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 24, 2025 11:47 PM (gKWVE)
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Doubtful. They got rid of the death penalty after they did for Eichmann.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2025 11:49 PM (6YdsJ)
I put it kn my top 10 war movies
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:50 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 11:50 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2025 11:51 PM (UQakJ)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 24, 2025 11:51 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2025 11:51 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:52 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: gKWVE at May 24, 2025 11:47 PM (gKWVE)
Fly him to Gaza and drop him off. From about 10,000 feet.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2025 11:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:54 PM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2025 11:57 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at May 24, 2025 11:58 PM (b3G0I)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2025 12:00 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2025 11:45 PM (W5ArC)
Jessica Savitch was the one who ran her car into a ditch and drowned. Speculation was she was under the influence of something after she acted spaced out on a broadcast shortly before her death.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2025 12:04 AM (gKDq2)
All three daughters used to think that was completely embarrassing.
Now, they all kind of like it since they realized their mother captured part of the zeitgeist of the 80's!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 25, 2025 12:06 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2025 11:49 PM (6YdsJ)
Well, technically. Israel does manage some targeted hits which are really another version of the death penalty. Rightly earned, I might add.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2025 12:07 AM (gKDq2)
Russian: Guinness beer is shit. That is all.
Irishman: Yah you get your alcohol from potato's
Russian: When we run out of potatoes we sober up. When you run out of potatoes you die.
Posted by: Bombadil at May 25, 2025 12:08 AM (MX0bI)
Posted by: Fen at May 25, 2025 12:09 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 25, 2025 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
I put it kn my top 10 war movies
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2025 11:50 PM (ypFCm)
I call that one 'a sturdy little film'. That is, it holds up well. Simple plot, pretty gruesome story, good acting and a great endng.
Eminently watchable.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2025 12:11 AM (gKDq2)
The director and writer made a very effective choice in that one - rather than try to tell the story of all the battlefield movements and the big strategic plans, they tell you what it was like hour by hour for one platoon stuck on the front lines through the whole thing - including the fact that a lot of the time, even they didn’t know what was going on. It works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2025 12:18 AM (buOX2)
ABC News spoke briefly on the phone with the suspect's mother, "He is my son but right now I have no comment, thank you", Elvira Rodriguez said before hanging up.
Posted by: Fen at May 25, 2025 12:18 AM (ciYHQ)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:20 AM (edyqT)
MUJIBAR
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.
Posted by: Ciampino - remember always at May 25, 2025 12:23 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2025 11:43
What about that Spider guy she used to hang with?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 25, 2025 12:23 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino - remember always open the bottle first at May 25, 2025 12:25 AM (sPQoU)
The Ridley Scott Napoleon is on that category
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2025 12:27 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at May 25, 2025 12:23 AM (55Qr6)
He's pinin' for the slopes.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2025 12:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2025 12:28 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
Have a great night everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2025 12:30 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:32 AM (edyqT)
Posted by: Ciampino - remember always close the hatch at May 25, 2025 12:32 AM (sPQoU)
First time I met my future father-in-law was at a Christian girls' camp where his barbershop quartet was the "entertainment" on Saturday night. His daughter, who I would befriend in high school, shared a cabin with me and wasn't sure about her dad giving her a hug in front of everybody (we were in eighth grade). Turns out the one song they sang that I remember was prophetic: "I'm My Own Grandpa" is kinda true because Pooky's great-grandfather was the last in line of a bunch of people marrying each other, dying after having kids, and their widow(er)s marrying another person. Here, let the Muppets illustrate the family I married into:
https://youtu.be/gkiOm-vmpcY
Posted by: pookysgirl can bring The Muppets into anything at May 25, 2025 12:33 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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As the kids say, "I'm dead." Well done, Rev.
Posted by: scampydog at May 25, 2025 12:33 AM (LVaYG)
The Ridley Scott Napoleon is on that category
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2025 12:27 AM (ypFCm)
The most important factor that drove events in the Battle of the Bulge was the intense cold and huge amounts of snow, it shaped the battlefield and dictated movement. So Henry Fonda and co. made a Battle of the Bulge movie with no snow in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 25, 2025 12:33 AM (buOX2)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:35 AM (edyqT)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:20 AM (edyqT)
Back in the 90's I was bidding on an antique bunghole borer...I was outbid.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 25, 2025 12:37 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:35 AM (edyqT)
Missouri is far from the Rocky Mountains...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 25, 2025 12:38 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: scampydog at May 25, 2025 12:42 AM (LVaYG)
The movie Patton did a decent job of replicating the proper setting and conditions for that battle, but it was a chapter in a longer story.
* 100 quatloos to anyone getting the reference
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2025 12:43 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 24, 2025 11:38 PM (0aYVJ)
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867-5309, cowboy.
Posted by: Jenny, now 70 years old at May 25, 2025 12:47 AM (hY4dx)
Posted by: mikeski
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Egyptian art. 2D only.
Posted by: Ciampino - remember nothing at May 25, 2025 12:48 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: mikeski
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Egyptian art. 2D only.
Posted by: Ciampino - remember nothing at May 25, 2025 12:48 AM (sPQoU)
Feels like one of those Widgets with simultaneously has two prongs and three prongs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 25, 2025 12:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2025 12:53 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
>M.C. Escher would have been a big hit at the Testicle Festival.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:54 AM (edyqT)
The bottom of a Bic lighter. You can tell people who use this method because they're always smokers and there are notches at the bottom of their Bics.
So, I ordered some geezer sheets from Mike Lindell on May 16. Since then, I have received 54 emails from MyPillow and none of them are telling me that my order has shipped. This is my FWP and it can't wait until Sunday.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 25, 2025 12:56 AM (w6EFb)
'Trump voters will wind up at cemetery' — smirking top regime journalist, followed by Zelensky's FM
https://tinyurl.com/mr36ktpc
Posted by: Ciampino - Z's claim to fame is playing with organ at May 25, 2025 12:57 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 12:54 AM (edyqT)
Testicle Festival>sausage fest
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 25, 2025 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I've always heard that called a "blivet."
Wiki says it has a bunch of names, but "impossible trident" is the dominant one. What does Wikipedia know, eh?
Posted by: mikeski keeps climing these stairs at May 25, 2025 12:59 AM (DgGvY)
Wiki says it has a bunch of names, but "impossible trident" is the dominant one. What does Wikipedia know, eh?
Posted by: mikeski keeps climing these stairs at May 25, 2025 12:59 AM (DgGvY)
Mad Magazine, which is the first place I ever saw it, called it the "three-hole, two-slot blivet".
Related:
mathworld.wolfram.com/AmbihelicalHexnut.html
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2025 01:04 AM (2I/0V)
'Trump voters will wind up at cemetery' — smirking top regime journalist, followed by Zelensky's FM
https://tinyurl.com/mr36ktpc
Posted by: Ciampino - Z's claim to fame is playing with organ at May 25, 2025 12:57 AM (sPQoU)
Zelensky's trying to figure out how to make his gravy train last. I would assume that he has a plan to "relocate" once he understands that the jig is up. How much of Ukraine will be left at that point?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 25, 2025 01:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - has a home at May 25, 2025 01:06 AM (sPQoU)
That was until a deputy wrapped up his arms from behind and suplexed him into the asphalt.
We tried to bail him out, but the sheriff made him spend the night in the drunk tank.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at May 25, 2025 01:06 AM (edyqT)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2025 01:09 AM (Ezs10)
https://tinyurl.com/4n9kw9xr
Posted by: Ciampino
That mug shot. Those are a killer's eyes.
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2025 01:09 AM (DgGvY)
'Trump voters will wind up at cemetery' — smirking top regime journalist, followed by Zelensky's FM
https://tinyurl.com/mr36ktpc
Posted by: Ciampino - Z's claim to fame is playing with organ at May 25, 2025 12:57 AM (sPQoU)
Memories of 80 years ago have long faded.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 25, 2025 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2025 01:09 AM (Ezs10)
High phosphorous in soil is an indicator of too many skeletons buried in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2025 01:13 AM (2I/0V)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2025 01:14 AM (Ezs10)
https://mol.im/a/14740811
Posted by: Ciampino - what if they caught fire? at May 25, 2025 01:17 AM (sPQoU)
https://tinyurl.com/4n9kw9xr
Posted by: Ciampino
That mug shot. Those are a killer's eyes.
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2025 01:09 AM (DgGvY)
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I loved the 'height' board for the mugshot.
Posted by: Ciampino - it was probably stressed out at May 25, 2025 01:19 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 25, 2025 01:09 AM (Ezs10)
High phosphorous in soil is an indicator of too many skeletons buried in it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*Looks around, debugs hunting shack*...AOP is wired in somewhere.
Tammy, tough growing environment at the Up Nort' Place. Very sandy soil. Reading that too much phosphorus is similar to over fertilizing - stunts plant growth. Need to calm about 18 acres of soil - not a lot, but it is not cash crop. We grow to feed and hold wildlife.
Posted by: scampydog at May 25, 2025 01:22 AM (LVaYG)
When I moved down here to SC, I eventually understood that driving past someone I know without noticing and waving is considered bad form. The fact is that I rarely pay attention to other drivers when I'm on the road, and I don't keep track of what kind of vehicles the neighbors drive.
So I've developed a crude formula for waving only when I'm on the road within a mile of my home. I do a kind of Major Hochstetter flap of the hand at any single car that I pass.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 25, 2025 01:22 AM (w6EFb)
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