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Saturday Night "Club ONT" April 12, 2025 [The 3 D's]
Saturday Night Joke Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day when they arrived at a tough, 215-yard par three, all over water. With the honour, Jesus stepped up to the tee with a 4 iron. "That's not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood," Moses said. Jesus responded, "No, I saw Arnold Palmer play this hole the other day and he put a 4 iron five feet from the pin and sank the putt for a birdie." Moses said, "I'm telling you, that's not enough club!" Striking his shot, Jesus put his ball into the water. He parted the water, walked out and got the ball and teed up again. Moses said, "I told you that was not enough club; you need at least a 4 wood." "This will be fine - remember what I said about Arnold Palmer." Jesus said. As he struck his ball, it yet again went into the water. As Moses looked on in disgust, Jesus got his ball and teed it up for yet another try. As he was about to hit shot for the third time, a foursome was approaching the tee with one of the golfers shouting, "What's he doing hitting a 4 iron on this hole? He needs at least a 4 wood. Who does he think he is, JESUS CHRIST?" "No," replied Moses, "He thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"
"That's what we call a ripped pajamas putt... one ball out." After the player hits a driver that goes straight for 200 yards, but then peels off into a bunker, the caddie says, "That's a 'mother-in-law shot' - it sure looked good leaving!" Player: "Right edge?:
Caddie: "I'm not sure. I don't read putts for triple bogey."
2 oz good vodka (or gin if you are the type of rebel that opens a milk carton on the wrong side) 2 oz pineapple juice 1 oz lemon juice (not lemonade) All ingredients above and a spoonful of grenadine into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake thoroughly, pour through a strainer into a glass filled about halfway with ice. Garnish with lemon slice and a cherry. Do not use azalea leaves - they are toxic. Not quite water hemlock bad, but adjacent.
Sound up. Wholesome Club ONT link They never outgrow it. Bobby Knight, being Bobby Knight. Not wholesome. Tickets to the Masters are spendy. Food and beverage? Those prices are perfect for the Club ONT pocket books.
Alcoholic beverages are priced at $6, allowing fans to enjoy domestic beer, imported beer or white wine without breaking the bank. A special drink named Crow's Nest, after the famous living quarters on the course, is also available for the same price.
And if you're after something more substantial, sandwiches are on offer at a steal. For $3, you can tuck into chicken salad, a Masters club sandwich or ham and cheese. Egg salad or pimento cheese sandwiches are even cheaper, costing half that price.
Club ONT music Here's an hour of Master's Theme Music on repeat with a visual tour of scenes from around the course:
Courtesy of Sponge, a moron-approved golf ball
Are you playing it as it lies? 🐊🏌️♂️
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) April 2, 2025
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⛳️ ⚾️ Thoughts on this rule? #OpeningDay
— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) March 27, 2025
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And we'd be remiss if we didn't include at least one clip from this great golf movie
Club ONT brought to you by making better choices. Both on and off the golf course.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 12, 2025 10:00 PM (tT7H8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 12, 2025 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 12, 2025 10:00 PM (tT7H8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 12, 2025 10:04 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
previous thread leftover;
'I'm more invested in The Masters. It's going to be another Rory v Bryson showdown tomorrow.'
The Masters is in my top 5 events to watch. If Bryson wins, that will be a boost to LIV which will upset ESPN and Golf Channel. If Rory wins, Jim Nance and crew will throw there panties and squeal with delight. I kind of hope somebody else comes out of the pack and wins. Still worth watching, regardless. Augusta National is the most beautiful place on earth this time of year. No, never been there. Only watched it on TV. Always looks perfect.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2025 10:06 PM (rRMBj)
Two out of three ain't bad. I see golf and titties. But no beer.
Unless the whole silhouette is supposed to look like a stout glass.
Posted by: mikeski loaf at April 12, 2025 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:07 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: mindful webworker - latercomers are losers at April 12, 2025 10:08 PM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 12, 2025 10:08 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 12, 2025 10:08 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:09 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2025 10:09 PM (rRMBj)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (cYBz/)
Caddies welcome 10:15 - 10:30 only
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (RFPHU)
Also I have sherbet made by, are you ready? Snoop Dog! It’s good too. Crazy world.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (/sySz)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (SnC8S)
Posted by: Bombadil at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (MX0bI)
That's not a common lie in MN. Ask Florida Man.
I have hit a "water hazard" that was still partially frozen, and did consider playing it as it lies. But I think that's technically against the rules.
Also freakin' cold if the ice doesn't hold up.
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 12, 2025 10:11 PM (rRMBj)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:11 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: tankdemon
BECAUSE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at April 12, 2025 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 10:10 PM (/sySz)
Do you pronounce that as sher-bert, or sher-bet?
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2025 10:13 PM (RFPHU)
Drinking in the evening,
Ain't we got fun!
ONT commenting,
The party is started,
Ain't we got fun!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2025 10:14 PM (VNX3d)
>>By Ken Dilanian and Alexandra Marquez
The FBI has placed an analyst on leave whose name was on a list of alleged "deep state" actors in a book written by FBI Director Kash Patel, two people familiar with the matter told NBC News.
https://tinyurl.com/56376y7s
The analyst is Brain Auten.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:16 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: scampydog at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (/sySz)
South Carolina woman saves her husband after an alligator attacked him in their retirement community
'I just grabbed the closest thing I could find - a tomato stake - and started attacking the alligator's eyes and head,' Marian Roeser said, according to a report from the sheriff's office. 'I knew I had to do whatever it took to save my husband.'
https://shorturl.at/fDDog
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Idaho Spud
I always saw that one attributed to Winston Churchill.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: TRex at April 12, 2025 10:18 PM (0foQT)
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at April 12, 2025 10:12 PM (DgGvY)
I knew I wouldn’t have to elaborate.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:18 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Idaho Spud
I always saw that one attributed to Winston Churchill.
Posted by: tankdemon
Those two, Albert Einstein, and Yogi Berra said everything that was ever said.
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Doof at April 12
Sorbet
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (/sySz)
That's sure ghey
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2025 10:19 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Taco Bell had a sale?
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
Bernie, AOC, and Crockett speechifying?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2025 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Zeera at April 12, 2025 10:20 PM (4csXl)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:17 PM (jfvTO)
The judged would have also accepted "Abraham Lincoln" or "Nietzsche"
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2025 10:20 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Huh, I did spend 3 hours in a car today with someone that wouldn't shut up.
Posted by: scampydog at April 12, 2025 10:20 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: tankdemon
On Ben's behalf, I would like to apologize for assuming your scarecrow's gender.
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 10:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: mikeski
Tom Elliott@tomselliott
Trans author @cmclymer tells MSNBC: “It’s very easy to fight back [against Republicans] on trans issues. The science is on our side. Every credible medical organization has come out & endorsed gender-affirming care & said that the trans military ban is ridiculous & unnecessary.”
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You can't argue with science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
Geezer Golf has been cold and rainy so far. Hopefully this Tuesday will be better.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2025 10:26 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: PabloD at April 12, 2025 10:26 PM (qJtN/)
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at April 12, 2025 10:27 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
But you should argue with political hacks posing as scientists.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:27 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:27 PM (LkLld)
This was actually working pretty well, until a flaming gopher dashed out of his hole and ran into the field of tinder dry grass next to the course.
When the fire department got there, they had one hell of a wild fire to put out.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2025 10:28 PM (SnC8S)
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You can't argue with science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
By that definition of "credible", every "credible" physician and medical organization should be rounded up and gassed as apprentice Mengeles. Phosgene FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 10:28 PM (8zz6B)
Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 12, 2025 10:29 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Robin Williams had the game pegged.
https://youtu.be/pcnFbCCgTo4?t=39
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
12 Note: Bill Murray (and his brother Brian Doyle Murray, who was credited as a screenwriter for the film) both candied at a private club
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:09 PM (jfvTO)
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candied
Lollipop, candygram, ..... huh? Got licked by the members so inclined?
Posted by: Ciampino - power to them at April 12, 2025 10:31 PM (sPQoU)
Trans author @cmclymer tells MSNBC: “It’s very easy to fight back [against Republicans] on trans issues. The science is on our side. Every credible medical organization has come out & endorsed gender-affirming care & said that the trans military ban is ridiculous & unnecessary.”
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You can't argue with science!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
We fired "The Science! (tm)" already. Not strapped to a rocket, like Wile E. Coyote. As I would have preferred.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2025 10:32 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 12, 2025 10:32 PM (Zf5Fs)
Trans author @cmclymer tells MSNBC: “It’s very easy to fight back [against Republicans] on trans issues. The science is on our side. Every credible medical organization has come out & endorsed gender-affirming care & said that the trans military ban is ridiculous & unnecessary.”
***
Fine.
These assholes can fight the next fu*king war. I am sure the troops will follow their tranny commander into the fight.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2025 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
I agree! Anyone who is XX and XY needs to be forcefully affirmed that XX is female and XY is male. With repeated application of a baseball bat, if necessary.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 12, 2025 10:34 PM (0eaVi)
Oh that's great. Put an old folks home next to alligators.
Most old people can't run very fast and some have their minds off on something else instead of their surroundings.
Who would put old people around alligators? Who would put anyone around.alligators for that matter?
Posted by: Case at April 12, 2025 10:34 PM (OrSPY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:24 PM (L/fGl)
Gemder-affirming care. That's a cute euphemism for sexual mutiliation and sterilization of children.
All those pushing this crap need to be removed from the planet.
Posted by: RickZ at April 12, 2025 10:35 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: davidt at April 12, 2025 10:36 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: 13times at April 12, 2025 10:36 PM (peekw)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 12, 2025 10:37 PM (QSrLX)
Most old people can't run very fast and some have their minds off on something else instead of their surroundings.
Who would put old people around alligators? Who would put anyone around.alligators for that matter?
Posted by: Case at April 12, 2025 10:34 PM (OrSPY)
Surround prisons with alligators and crocodiles. Not quite a secure as a remote atoll, but it might discourage escape attempts.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2025 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 12, 2025 10:37 PM (Zf5Fs)
Posted by: Diogenes
Old and busted: Charge!
New and cool: Sashay!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: 13times
The greens were for shit.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 12, 2025 10:37 PM (Zf5Fs)
Failure to replace divots led to the craters
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2025 10:39 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:07 PM (jfvTO)
Please tell me he received a brain.
Posted by: Otto Pen at April 12, 2025 10:39 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2025 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
New and cool: Sashay!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
I'm getting "French Mistake" vibes here.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 10:41 PM (jfvTO)
26
The analyst is Brain Auten.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:16 PM (LkLld)
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I have not read the link: BRAIN ?
Love the scarecrow joke.
Posted by: Ciampino - homogenized brains at April 12, 2025 10:42 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: Diogenes
Old and busted: Charge!
New and cool: Sashay!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Soldier of the Persistence at April 12, 2025 10:38 PM (L/fGl)
New and cool: Visa and Mastercard! Shop!!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 12, 2025 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 10:48 PM (WjhjO)
Posted by: 13times
The greens were for shit.
Posted by: Some Rat
In the frickin' sandtrap. Again. I'm never coming back to this course.
Posted by: zombie Alan Shepard at April 12, 2025 10:51 PM (DgGvY)
Typo. Brian, obviously.
Payback is one of my favorite things.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:51 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the bartender says at April 12, 2025 10:52 PM (xnW8Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:51 PM (LkLld)
Guy has a punchable face.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 10:52 PM (8zz6B)
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who was arrested for running an alleged international s*x-trafficking ring, has been declared mentally unfit to stand trial.
. . . .
He allegedly organized drug-fueled s*x parties where young male models were coerced into acts for money—similar to the allegations against Diddy.
Jeffrey Epstein’s financier, Les Wexner, appointed Jeffries as CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch in 1992.
via Shadow of Ezra
These guys are as dirty as they come. W was always a crumb.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 12, 2025 10:53 PM (cYBz/)
https://tinyurl.com/56376y7s
The analyst is Brain Auten.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Speaking of bad actors, communists and collaborators:
In 2015 Obama held a lavish state dinner in honor of Chinese President Xi Jinping. Check out the guest list. So many going for a bite of the apple. Think any of these people were concerned about the American worker?
Tim Cook, Mark Cuban, Larry Ellison, Larry Fink, Reed Hastings, Reid Hoffman, Robert Iger, Satya Nadella, just to name a few.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2zjb9n
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 10:55 PM (WjhjO)
This was in the mid 2000s when $100 was real money.
Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at April 12, 2025 10:55 PM (xHYkz)
https://tinyurl.com/mr2zjb9n
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 10:55 PM (WjhjO)
"You will find no greater hive of scum and villainy..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 10:59 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:59 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 12, 2025 10:59 PM (a4flb)
Kenya 1963, just prior to Independence from Britain.
Hotel Urinal Messaging #2 : Graffiti on the wall --
You hold the future of Kenya in your hands.
Yes, and it's a black one too!
Posted by: Ciampino - drain bamaged at April 12, 2025 11:01 PM (sPQoU)
>>By Ken Dilanian and Alexandra Marquez
The FBI has placed an analyst on leave whose name was on a list of alleged "deep state" actors in a book written by FBI Director Kash Patel, two people familiar with the matter told NBC News.
https://tinyurl.com/56376y7s
The analyst is Brain Auten.
Posted by: JackStraw
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But it was only treason against 1/3 of the US Government...v
-Brain Auten
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - drain bamaged? at April 12, 2025 11:03 PM (sPQoU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 12, 2025 11:04 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: raimondo at April 12, 2025 11:05 PM (k70d1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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And complete absence of people.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 12, 2025 11:07 PM (Zf5Fs)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 12, 2025 11:08 PM (bP/i4)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:06 PM (/lPRQ)
Maybe they served Chipotle nachos for a snack.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 11:08 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Abercrombie & Fitch has been sexing young customers for 40 years. If he's mentally unfit lock him up in the nut house.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:09 PM (WjhjO)
Just stepping in to tell the "Hockey State", Minnesota, to EABOD after the Western Michigan Broncos won this year's NCAA Frozen Four ice hockey championship to become the sixth Michigan university to earn that title, for a total of twenty such wins by state schools since 1948.
The Michigan Wolverines, Michigan Tech Huskies, Michigan State Spartans, Lake Superior State Lakers, and Northern Michigan Wildcats are the other five Michigan schools who brought home the trophy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:10 PM (xG4kz)
...has been declared mentally unfit to stand trial.
Posted by: Tonypete
He must be saying some "crazy shit" about too many VIP's. So ignore everything this "crazy man" is saying! Right, "judge?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 12, 2025 11:12 PM (HjVWI)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 12, 2025 11:12 PM (HjVWI)
Sounds like he needs to to be cured in a secure facility on some tropical island. Gitmo is nice this time of year.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 12, 2025 11:15 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:15 PM (WjhjO)
My scarecrow was receiving an award.
Posted by: tankdemon
Tell me it was the mid-80s Kate Jackson. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:17 PM (xG4kz)
It's setting a low bar.
Passes it.
Sets a lower one.
As deep as it's digging, it ought to qualify for geothermal tax credits.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 12, 2025 11:17 PM (NwfFc)
Trans author @cmclymer tells MSNBC: “It’s very easy to fight back [against Republicans] on trans issues. The science is on our side. Every credible medical organization has come out & endorsed gender-affirming care & said that the trans military ban is ridiculous & unnecessary.”
***
Gays were banned due simply to being sexual degenerates whose immoral behavior extended beyond their private habits. IOW - they ass-rape subordinates.
The current ban is more direct on the 'trans' issue - they have drug dependencies and/or constant medical oversight. Incompatble with being in the shit for months on end.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)
And it reminded me first of just how inhumanely bureaucratic the Soviet Union was.
But then it also reminded me of how the US, and the various Western countries, handled COVID. Lie after self serving lie, and damn the people impacted by their insane "solutions" to the problem they caused.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:18 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 12, 2025 11:19 PM (bP/i4)
Leave my girlfriend out it.
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 12, 2025 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Checking Out at April 12, 2025 11:19 PM (G5+As)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 12, 2025 11:21 PM (+KY4Y)
Then: Ok so a few undocumented immigrants may have gotten some money, the system isn't perfect you know?
[You are here]
Finally: Of course we were giving Social Security to undocumented immigrants - anything else would be racist and fascist.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:21 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Abercrombie & Fitch has been sexing young customers for 40 years. If he's mentally unfit lock him up in the nut house.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:09 PM (WjhjO)
Bruce Weber shot many of the iconic ads for A&F during the height of its popularity in the '90s. Super ghey.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 12, 2025 11:21 PM (A+2lU)
Posted by: 18-1
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We've come to a point where Russia in many ways, especially in contrast to the Soviet is more free than US. It appears that the Russian rules are; no rape, no rob, no murder, no liter, definitely no criticizing Putin - have a nice life.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:22 PM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at April 12, 2025 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
It is funny how LOVE IS LOVE counts man on man, man on dog, man on boy, or man on inflatable sex doll, but it doesn't count man on much younger but still an adult woman
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:23 PM (t0Rmr)
I did NOT give permission for photos of of the Upper Rumpus room.
Ok though, I got another one.
Posted by: Miklos invites to the Lower Rumpus Room at April 12, 2025 11:23 PM (UOzvC)
Former Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, who was arrested for running an alleged international s*x-trafficking ring, has been declared mentally unfit to stand trial.
. . . .
He allegedly organized drug-fueled s*x parties where young male models were coerced into acts for money—similar to the allegations against Diddy.
Jeffrey Epstein’s financier, Les Wexner, appointed Jeffries as CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch in 1992.
via Shadow of Ezra
These guys are as dirty as they come. W was always a crumb.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Never would have guessed it.
It was pretty much known when they plaster their store with posters of rent boys.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: 18-1
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World class medical care.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:25 PM (WjhjO)
Vlad wants his 10% as the big guy and no one questioning his rule.
Biden wanted all that and to let someone cut your son's balls off.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:25 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: raimondo
We are at a loss
Posted by: The Entire raimondo on tap team at April 12, 2025 11:27 PM (UOzvC)
49 True story. Local golf course got infested with ground squirrels (AKA gophers.) Some genius decided a good method to eradicate them would be to squirt propane down the gopher holes and then ignite it.
This was actually working pretty well, until a flaming gopher dashed out of his hole and ran into the field of tinder dry grass next to the course.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2025 10:28 PM (SnC8S)
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There is a well-established method of gopher extermination that runs a mixture of 3% propane and 97% oxygen into a system of gopher tunnels, and then igniting the gas, which detonates. If you do the arithmetic, the gas mixture after the explosion is 75% oxygen, no doubt quite hot. I suppose it incinerates anything organic.
There is standard equipment exterminators can buy for just this purpose. Was it something like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2025 11:28 PM (HLgI3)
I was at Little Green Footballs back in the day and know how quickly things can turn to shit, though. Hopefully, not tonight.
Posted by: Bernard Meltzer at April 12, 2025 11:29 PM (G5+As)
I did NOT give permission for photos of of the Upper Rumpus room.
Ok though, I got another one.
Posted by: Miklos invites to the Lower Rumpus Room
The carpet is looking a little dated…we should put in the budget to change that out.
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 11:29 PM (pZEOD)
. . . .
I see the head of the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York is an Obama judge so of course she would let him skate. How many of Jeffries's rentboys ended up entertaining President Obama?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:29 PM (t0Rmr)
Put a cold glass of beer, naked on
a wood table.
Posted by: Braenyard
Wood table, cold beer,
but no coasters to be had.
Sadako approves.
Posted by: mikeski's haiku repair service at April 12, 2025 11:30 PM (DgGvY)
I got on an all-inclusive vacay in Cancun.
Budget for Jose to walk me back in.
PROFIT!
Posted by: Miguel Jose Miklos el Guatelmateco at April 12, 2025 11:30 PM (UOzvC)
Who gives a shit. I grew up on a horse farm.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 11:31 PM (LkLld)
I did NOT give permission for photos of of the Upper Rumpus room.
Ok though, I got another one.
Posted by: Miklos invites to the Lower Rumpus Room
The carpet is looking a little dated…we should put in the budget to change that out.
Posted by: Piper
It's vintage!
And the ground-in cigar ash gives it character.
Posted by: mikeski at April 12, 2025 11:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Piper
Put a cold glass of beer, naked on
a wood table.
Posted by: Braenyard
Every stain tells a story.
Posted by: Miklos, historian of Bars and Wood at April 12, 2025 11:32 PM (UOzvC)
Must be a lot of refrigerated cheesecake trucks driving up and down the coasts...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:34 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:17 PM (xG4kz)
I thought she was Mrs. King, and Scarecrow was her co-star.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 11:37 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 11:31 PM (LkLld)
Easy there. She might just be claiming to be a Houyhnhnms
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2025 11:38 PM (D7oie)
And the ground-in cigar ash gives it character.
Posted by: mikeski
>>>This Guy gets it<<<
Posted by: Miklos, knocking cigar ash on everything because Authenticity and Provenance at April 12, 2025 11:38 PM (UOzvC)
58
Oh that's great. Put an old folks home next to alligators.
Most old people can't run very fast and some have their minds off on something else instead of their surroundings.
Who would put old people around alligators? Who would put anyone around.alligators for that matter?
Posted by: Case at April 12, 2025 10:34 PM (OrSPY)
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An alligator ate a toddler at Disney World a couple of years ago. The family was staying in a Disney hotel next to a picturesque pond. Which had alligators in it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2025 11:39 PM (HLgI3)
Posted by: Bill Belichick at April 12, 2025 11:39 PM (w6EFb)
But mostly, I was content knowing that the whole of the Democratic Party was under Lazer Beam scrutiny and their past abominations and subterfuge were coming into the light of day and I was glad and hopeful that Americans of the true cloth will be able to curb stomp this party into the political desert for the next 20 years. For the sake of my children and grandchildren.
God Bless America.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2025 11:41 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Miklos notes that the Chinese never order takeout from me at April 12, 2025 11:41 PM (UOzvC)
128 >> but it doesn't count man on much younger but still an adult woman
Hear, hear!
Posted by: Bill Belichick at April 12
I will say it again! She LOVES his sweet personality!
Posted by: Piper at April 12, 2025 11:41 PM (pZEOD)
Tonight was the Paschal Moon. Or the Pink Moon in the Injun naming convention, the first full Moon of astronomical spring.
This is the full Moon used to determine the date of Easter. Passover began tonight at sundown.
Posted by: Bill Belichick at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2025 11:39 PM (HLgI3)
Was that the case where Disney claimed the family could not sue because they had Disney+ on cable and part of the agreement was that all claims against Disney had to be submitted to arbitration?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (LkLld)
I thought she was Mrs. King, and Scarecrow was her co-star.
Posted by: tankdemon
You see that little dot ibmn the sky, zipping off to the west? That was the point of the joke, which yiu missed. 🤨
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (bP/i4)
Whoa, typo time comin' on. Best to go to bed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:43 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Piper
The Ladies know what the Ladies like
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at April 12, 2025 11:44 PM (UOzvC)
But mostly, I was content knowing that the whole of the Democratic Party was under Lazer Beam scrutiny and their past abominations and subterfuge were coming into the light of day and I was glad and hopeful that Americans of the true cloth will be able to curb stomp this party into the political desert for the next 20 years. For the sake of my children and grandchildren.
God Bless America.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2025 11:41 PM (25kuG)
Sheesh. After all that. What kind of wine???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2025 11:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ladies that love Strom at April 12, 2025 11:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bill Belichick
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K.T., this morning, has a good link to a short and a long Passover story.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:46 PM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (D7oie)
No, that was a case where the family told a Disney World restaurant about the lady's allergy, but they served food with that ingredient anyway, poisoning her.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 11:46 PM (jfvTO)
Optimus with the $1k Jeeves housekeeping package. Problem solved.
Posted by: 13times at April 12, 2025 11:46 PM (peekw)
There is standard equipment exterminators can buy for just this purpose. Was it something like that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 12, 2025 11:28 PM (HLgI3)
I don't remember if it was a professional exterminator or if it was the course maintenance crew who had heard about the technique and rigged up a homemade propane squirter.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 12, 2025 11:47 PM (SnC8S)
An alligator ate a toddler at Disney World a couple of years ago. The family was staying in a Disney hotel next to a picturesque pond. Which had alligators in it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
I remember the huge scandal when it came to light that the gator had been exchanging emails with Australia's dingos. Local #381 of Carnivores Consuming Babies hopped to it and quashed that story really quickly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:47 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2025 11:47 PM (25kuG)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 12, 2025 11:42 PM (xG4kz)
Farewell, Point. Sorry I never got the chance to make your acquaintance.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 12, 2025 11:48 PM (jfvTO)
Pretty sure State dinners are set ahead of time; I don't think POTUS has any say in it.
Moki will know.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 12, 2025 11:49 PM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2025 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Their entire argument is “If you don’t let us mutilate ourselves, we’ll commit suicide. Now give us guns!”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 12, 2025 11:51 PM (l3YAf)
Well that's disturbing.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 12, 2025 10:27
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I didn't know Bill Clinton was posting here.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at April 12, 2025 11:51 PM (55Qr6)
Moki will know.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Notice that Potus and guests are all fellow travelers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 12, 2025 11:51 PM (WjhjO)
She fucks her way across the Med and back and performs all her lines in a Brit accent, all this in wondrous sets, in this science fiction fantasy.
Ms Stone impressed me in the series The Curse, of which I've only seen episode 1.
I've always liked strange films and this one is certainly that, as is the series.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2025 11:52 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2025 11:47 PM (25kuG)
A 2018.
Peak drinkability for a merlot.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 12, 2025 11:53 PM (W/lyH)
You'll note this year the Orthodox Easter and the Western are the same date, also aligning exactly with Passover.
Posted by: Ladies that love Strom at April 12, 2025 11:53 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 12, 2025 11:52 PM (KiBMU)
So.. she shows ‘em?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 12, 2025 11:54 PM (l3YAf)
Earlier during the Uke war I saw a number of trannies asking on lefty forums about whether they'd get hormones if they enlisted in the Uke military. The answer was apparently no (though I can't say for certain if the lefties saying this were correct or not) which seemed to cool their ardor, or perhaps was a convenient excuse.
Though perhaps the more interesting part of this was the belief on lefty boards that war against Vlad was war on behalf of globo-homo.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:55 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Diogenes
The Spo-Dee-O-Dee kind
pass that bottle to me
Posted by: Miklos thinks Sticks McGee 1949 at April 12, 2025 11:57 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Un Chien Andalou at April 12, 2025 11:58 PM (UOzvC)
Yea, he probably got to invite attendees.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 12, 2025 11:58 PM (Ezs10)
She fucks her way across the Med and back and performs all her lines in a Brit accent, all this in wondrous sets, in this science fiction fantasy.
Isn't she made up to look really odd?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:58 PM (t0Rmr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 12, 2025 11:59 PM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 12, 2025 11:47 PM (25kuG)
A 2018.
Peak drinkability for a merlot.
Posted by: Diogenes
Non
A 2035
Posted by: Wine auctioneer at April 12, 2025 11:59 PM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 13, 2025 12:00 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:01 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
If attendees don't need invitors,
I AM THERE
Posted by: Miklos at the buffet and Open Bar at April 13, 2025 12:01 AM (UOzvC)
*pats barstool*
*signals bartender*
What would you like to drink?
Posted by: JQ
It's Ladies Nite.
On the House
Posted by: Genial late Nite bartender Miklos at April 13, 2025 12:02 AM (UOzvC)
I AM THERE
Posted by: Miklos at the buffet and Open Bar at April 13, 2025 12:01 AM (
IfcI am on the committee, YOU are definitely THERE!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 13, 2025 12:03 AM (Ezs10)
Then: Ok so a few undocumented immigrants may have gotten some money, the system isn't perfect you know?
[You are here]
Finally: Of course we were giving Social Security to undocumented immigrants - anything else would be racist and fascist.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 12, 2025 11:21 PM (t0Rmr)
It gets even better. all of the illegals on Medicare don't cost the same as an average American. We're borrowing money to provide them with a lifetime's worth of deferred care. Why wouldn't you come here if you're sick and you'll never get care in your third world shithole?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 13, 2025 12:03 AM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Genial late Nite DJ Miklos at April 13, 2025 12:04 AM (UOzvC)
Can't see how it could possibly be otherwise.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2025 12:05 AM (1m82a)
Can't see how it could possibly be otherwise.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2025 12:05 AM (1m82a)
We'll see about that.
Posted by: Federal District Judge at April 13, 2025 12:07 AM (laHVL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
Sometimes those High School Student Government kids turn out OK.
Posted by: Miklos, out with the in crowd at April 13, 2025 12:07 AM (UOzvC)
Not so fast..
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at April 13, 2025 12:07 AM (l3YAf)
On the House
Posted by: Genial late Nite bartender Miklos
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Awww... Thank you, Miklos!
Love the tunes, too!
*big tip*
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
The story about the doctor who won a defamation suit against MSLSD shocked me. To me, the face that we're actually providing things like hysterectomy in detention centers was the much bigger story.
There should certainly be emergency medical care available, but why on Earth would a hysterectomy be given, aside from some complications in childbirth or something?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 13, 2025 12:09 AM (Ezs10)
Hiya Debby!
Posted by: Javems at April 13, 2025 12:09 AM (8I4hW)
Posted by: JQ
Actually, I only dance here because I'm a single mom trying to pay for College.
Posted by: Miklos, working for de moneys at April 13, 2025 12:10 AM (UOzvC)
Odd. You didn't mind calling me out the other night.
I don't give a shit if you don't agree with me. I'm just another moron. I'm wrong all the time. But I was I was the first here to blow up the Russia collusion bullshit.
Commenter.
I'll be wrong at least 5 times tomorrow. So will you.
Maybe try not going after me if you don't want me to punch back,
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2025 12:11 AM (LkLld)
Sen. Joe was right to go on the hunt back in the 50's.
We, as a country, were asleep at the wheel during the post WWII economic boom while the commies quietly made their inroads into Academia, Journalism and established centers of Christian faith.
The results are pretty obvious these days.
But now is time to face these Commie Cretans head on.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2025 12:12 AM (25kuG)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2025 12:05 AM (1m82a)
Fun fact from Carter's Administration. Ol' Jimmuh was a Southun Baptist. He didn't drink alcohol. Now State Dinners have multiple alcohols (wine) for each course. Well, Jimmuh put the kibosh on that, banning alcohol at White House State Dinners. Supposedly the value of a White House Dinner ticket/invite crashed during the Carter years as no one wanted to attend a dry White House Dinner.
Typical Democrat, though, I don't do 'x' (drink) so you can't either.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:13 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Nightwatch
Actually, we used to play leapfrog with bulls. You done that?
There are pics
So leave us out
Posted by: the Cretans at April 13, 2025 12:15 AM (UOzvC)
Have you heard Larry Gatlin's tale of snorting cocaine in the Carter WH?
Posted by: Ladies that love Strom at April 13, 2025 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:13 AM (gKDq2)
He could have had the tickets printed with "BYOB".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2025 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: RickZ
Well, Hamilton Jordan (pronounced Jerdan) et alia made up for it with a variety of erstwhile prescription medications. In Carter's days DC was a pill poppin' town.
Posted by: Miklos missed out at April 13, 2025 12:18 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
Uterine cancer.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 13, 2025 12:19 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bring Your Own BBQ would be an offense, unless it is a Competition.
Posted by: Miklos can compete at April 13, 2025 12:20 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 13, 2025 12:21 AM (KiBMU)
42m
A coalition of seven states—Florida, Texas, Louisiana, Missouri, Kansas, Idaho, and West Virginia—has filed criminal referral requests against former COVID-19 officials, including Dr. Anthony Fauci, Dr. Deborah Birx, and Dr. Rochelle Walensky, alleging murder, medical coercion, and terrorism.
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 12:22 AM (peekw)
Posted by: Average White Miklos at April 13, 2025 12:22 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 13, 2025 12:23 AM (25kuG)
Imagine telling people in 1992 "In 2025, Snoop Dog will be a valuable mainstream celebrity and be accepted by most of America. He will endorse a brand of sherbert and be friends with Martha Stewart. He will be a featured celebrity in Super Bowl coverage."
Posted by: azjaeger at April 13, 2025 12:24 AM (3/XaG)
Can't see how it could possibly be otherwise.
Posted by: rhomboid
171 We'll see about that.
Posted by: Federal District Judge
173 Not so fast..
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge
This place.....
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 12:26 AM (DgGvY)
But how would they have known? Was she bleeding so badly they had to take a look? And apparently there are plenty of others, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 13, 2025 12:26 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 12:22 AM (peekw)
The only state without the death penalty is West Virginia.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:27 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Average White Miklos
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Good question!
I don't know the answer.
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:27 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: azjaeger
1992? You can add "and his blatant pot smoking will be a selling point in all this."
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 12:27 AM (DgGvY)
Miklos, I am liking the tunes, between JQ and I you will make bank tonight!!!
Hey, Javems, nice to see you.
Gosh it has been a dreary stretch of weather here.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2025 12:27 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: raimondo at April 13, 2025 12:28 AM (k70d1)
Posted by: Nightwatch
My Congresscritter, Joe Wilson, siad that to Obarky.
Then apologized.
Stand or fall, Joe.
Posted by: Unhappy constituent at April 13, 2025 12:28 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:28 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:30 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:31 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I serve the drinks and play the tunes.
The cute staff deal with the customers get the nice tips.
50/50 after shift, OK?
Posted by: Copasceptic Miklos at April 13, 2025 12:31 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: RickZ
Idaho has approved the use of firing squad as *primary* method. Likely, won't be an actual "squad" but cartridge(s) fired from breech-block(s) or whatever apparatus, instead of using marksmen.
Can't always procure those fancy chemicals for injection, yannow...
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: raimondo at April 13, 2025 12:33 AM (k70d1)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at April 13, 2025 12:33 AM (bA75n)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at April 13, 2025 12:33 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: RickZ
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Get some rope. Build the gallows in the square.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:33 AM (WjhjO)
I have no animus to you and will gladly buy you a drink if we ever meet in person. I should have explained on the day but figured it was better to walk away at that time.
Posted by: PaleRider at April 13, 2025 12:34 AM (bP/i4)
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:34 AM (rdVOm)
He has a strawberry gin too. It's too sweet to drink straight, but with a mixer, like tonic, it makes a refreshing summer beverage.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2025 12:36 AM (laHVL)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 12:36 AM (peekw)
Posted by: raimondobot at April 13, 2025 12:36 AM (rRMBj)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:31 AM (WjhjO)
I saw Martha interviewed once and was surprised to learn she worked in the same brokerage firm (I think in NYC) as Brian Dennehy and knew him before he tried his acting legs.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:37 AM (gKDq2)
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tweet ....flag the play, foul.
There will be volunteers. None of this anonymous stuff. We want personal retribution, if only vicarious.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:38 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2025 12:38 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: PaleRider
Stop acting like adults!
No apologizing!
This! is! the! Internet!!!
Posted by: mikeski is pretty sure that's how it works at April 13, 2025 12:38 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Miklos likes Bew Orleans funk by way of Japan at April 13, 2025 12:38 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: raimondobot at April 13, 2025 12:39 AM (rRMBj)
No apologizing!
This! is! the! Internet!!!
Posted by: mikeski
*throws beer bottle at mikeski*
Posted by: Saddy Nite Miklos at April 13, 2025 12:39 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yes, there would be plenty of volunteers. But! The State will not allow that. Even "red" states gotta take the fun out of things.
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:41 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Miklos forgets if that was COBOL or other punch card based crap at April 13, 2025 12:42 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:13 AM (gKDq2)
He could have had the tickets printed with "BYOB".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2025 12:17 AM (8zz6B)
I bet Billy had nontrouble getting any.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 13, 2025 12:42 AM (jfvTO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2025 12:45 AM (RIvkX)
Thank you! That makes me feel better. I don't begrudge emergency care.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 13, 2025 12:45 AM (Ezs10)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2025 12:46 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:46 AM (WjhjO)
Upon legal Advice, it was the suggested way to have a baseball bat handy without Prior Intent.
Posted by: Miklos requires Respect at Club M at April 13, 2025 12:46 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:46 AM (rdVOm)
Grok continues to impress me. I've been having a long winded jam session with it tonight, going over all kinds of arcane crap. I had it calculating the drift between the lunar calendars used in Western vs Orthodox churches vs the actual astronomical event.
It made some sloppy errors. One it got the UTC date for the full moon wrong tonight, using the EDT date, not UTC. When I pointed it out, it actually went back and analyzed its error. It was an ambiguous fully Moon date in a source it used.
Then it botched the Orthodox Easter calculation, placing it on May 4 (Gregorian), not coinciding with the Western this time April 20. Again, it carefully analyzed it's error. It messed up the Orthodox lunar calendar and picked the next full Moon, not the current one. This was Gregorian vs Julian equinox thing it got mixed up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:46 AM (WjhjO)
There are a couple of live cuts of that tune that really rock out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2025 12:48 AM (8zz6B)
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Authentic frontier gibberish.
Makes me think the troll is using Weibo to translate Mandarin to Engrish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2025 12:48 AM (RIvkX)
youtube.com/watch?v=JMPvdZJpGdw
Posted by: JQ
I saw (heard) that guy in New Orleans!
Posted by: Miklos lives in a Big Small World at April 13, 2025 12:48 AM (UOzvC)
Do you think the billionaires who are currently running government who made their fortunes playing the market do or should trust smooth brains who think keying Teslas will change the price of gas?
Yea are up against fucking retards. Dumb as fuck is their super power.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2025 12:49 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That means lower interest rates? People buying cars, houses, stuff. Sounds like greased wheels for manufacturing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:52 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Ask about the Athanasian Heresy.
Hope it won't condemn me.
yet
Posted by: Miklos, with (and I admit this) a degree in Ancient and Medieval History at April 13, 2025 12:52 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2025 12:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So much interest in cars
None for me
I bear what I must
Posted by: St. Panhard the Wretched at April 13, 2025 12:55 AM (UOzvC)
And then Grok blew my mind. It was going on with what I was talking about (eliminating leap seconds, but still keeping things in sync with solar time -- long convoluted thing). It then got to sort of riffing on something I proposed. Sort of running long with it.
It spewed on some code for a type of clock correction algorithm. I didn't it ask it to do that, it just decided to do that on its own.
And here's what blew my mind. I wrote the code in *Fortran*. I said I liked that, why did you choose Fortran. It said it thought I had a Fortran sort of vibe to my style.
It was correct. That just blew my mind. And spooky too. Here is a machine, loads of code running on some god-know-what type of cluster hardware whatever it is. And it decides what computer language I would probably prefer to see code in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 12:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'd want a wrap based on the old "Battlezone" arcade game if I was forced to own one.
Since it looks like "we wanted to draw a jeep, but the hardware only allowed us 16 polygons."
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 12:59 AM (DgGvY)
😂 Midwest Chick: Saturday Meme Drop
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😂 Hoyt: Let Them Eat Memes
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Approximate time to go through all these: 2 hours. Possibly slightly less if you remember to skip the ones you already saw.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and skip the ones that aren't really funny at April 13, 2025 12:59 AM (xnW8Y)
Record 10,000 adults in France set to be baptized at Easter
France sees a surge in baptisms as over 10,000 adults and 7,400 teenagers prepare to be baptized at Easter rites, reflecting a three-year rise in catechumens, especially among young people.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at April 13, 2025 01:00 AM (0JWOm)
Posted by: publius
NERD!
Posted by: what Grok's actually thinking at April 13, 2025 01:01 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: vmom
Amen!
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 01:02 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
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Wherever Musk is running his iAi he's using two 540MW generators aside what he's pulling off the grid.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:03 AM (WjhjO)
If you actually still believe that human activity has anything to with the climate after 70 years or false predictions and billions of dollars then I don't know what to tell you.
Global warming, climate change, whatever it is being called today, is obviously a hoax. I get paid to predict how things will happen. But I am in private business and I don't get paid to be wrong. No government grants.
I never called you a blooming idiot. But anyone who still believes this hoax after 50 years of being wrong is and those that do keep stealing my money to fund this obviously fake bullshit.
You seem like a nice person. But don't expect me to go along with idiocy because you believe it. Guys also can't become girls cause they want too.
Reality is a thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2025 01:04 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: raimondo, poop guru at April 13, 2025 01:05 AM (rRMBj)
Posted by: publius
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LOSER!
Posted by: COBOL at April 13, 2025 01:05 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2025 01:06 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 13, 2025 01:07 AM (63Dwl)
Grok is not Data, the android. It gets humor and responds in kind (ah, the human is making an attempt at humor. processing, processing....I will respond in kind, humor human's humor...processing, processing. Here's a humorous response aligned with x% probability with human's humor).
Data didn't get humor. So, this first attempts at artificial brain gets humor.
So that's interesting. But I notice it lacks the creative spark. It can spew and elaborate on what it is known. Then you provide it with new idea, some "creative spark". It can then run with it, but it can't do that on its own. Or so it seems to me from my playing around.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:09 AM (w6EFb)
She's saying the scientists believe
their lies not that she believes them.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:09 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 13, 2025 01:09 AM (QwVAb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 12:31 AM (WjhjO)
I saw Martha interviewed once and was surprised to learn she worked in the same brokerage firm (I think in NYC) as Brian Dennehy and knew him before he tried his acting legs.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:37 AM (gKDq2)
In those days, Dennehy played the brokerage firm.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 13, 2025 01:10 AM (A+2lU)
And yes, the chopsticks and tiny umbrellas are souvenirs for you!
Posted by: Miklo-San at April 13, 2025 01:10 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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The important thing is; Can it help me plan my tax profile?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:12 AM (WjhjO)
That's interesting. Why don't you ask it and see what it comes up with.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:14 AM (WjhjO)
I had a nice chat with son & xw the night before, to give them a bit of advance notice of hub's mental state, as well as just to catch-up with them socially.
Their stay was very brief and sort of left hubby reeling when they left. He had a meltdown that evening & a bit of mental decline the next day, but is now just about back to where he was before.
I'm good for now... Thanks for asking!
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 01:15 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
I...I will try that
Thanks
Posted by: Timothy Giethner, Turbo Tax Secretary of the Treasury at April 13, 2025 01:15 AM (UOzvC)
Posted by: Colussus at April 13, 2025 01:16 AM (RIvkX)
Heh. I haven't run into that. I've run into the limit -- you have to a wait a while, can't consume to much time all at once, but never the pay wall.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:16 AM (w6EFb)
Should I worry about some freak space laser anomaly where some laser inadvertently zapped my position....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 01:19 AM (peekw)
Ok, I just got this from Grok-
How fat yo mama?
"Yo mama so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit."
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Wii Fit girl at April 13, 2025 01:20 AM (UOzvC)
And scary. This is a machine, software doing this. It gives me pause.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:20 AM (w6EFb)
https://youtu.be/yn_zhdYFABE
And that's it for me. G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - No nightmares, m'kay? at April 13, 2025 01:21 AM (xnW8Y)
AI comedians.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:22 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:24 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 01:25 AM (WjhjO)
I shall appeal this decision tomorrow, but am currently required to comply.
Posted by: Moderately Compliant Miklos at April 13, 2025 01:28 AM (UOzvC)
And yes, the chopsticks and tiny umbrellas are souvenirs for you!
Posted by: Miklo-San
Japanese Jazz? I have some of that in my watch history.
https://youtu.be/WYRcfQJXUQk
https://youtu.be/TpGNQGStZF0
https://youtu.be/mlVpBTpaOU8
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 01:29 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I was accused of being a bot here many years ago....
Little did they know
Posted by: MiklosBot300.56.99.47b at April 13, 2025 01:30 AM (UOzvC)
The fake news Atlantic: Trump's Tariff Chaos is Unifixable!
Politico fake news: China Already Won Trump's Trade War!
Posted by: Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer, son of Soothsayer at April 13, 2025 01:34 AM (QwVAb)
Can't always procure those fancy chemicals for injection, yannow...
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
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Any reasonable organic chemist could make the requisite drugs. Just don't tell where you got them from.
Posted by: Ciampino - drained & bamaged? at April 13, 2025 01:38 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Pixy had something a couple of days ago, about a purported AI service that was actually a Philippines call center.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 13, 2025 01:41 AM (SnC8S)
JQ, I am happy that it went well, sorry about the crash afterwards, but to have a moment of joy is worth it, I think.
Miklos, please signal last call, because JQ and I are having a double. I'll buy one for you too and anybody else here. With all of these tips you won't have to dance for money tonight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2025 01:43 AM (0nHVk)
Try a chat with Grok. I guarantee you'll find it amusing. Miley got a biscuit recipe from it a couple weeks ago. She asked it for some tips on how to make biscuits fluffier. It came up with something and worked.
So, I've eaten AI biscuits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 01:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
At a certain price point, the
https://is.gd/BOFCMe (wikipedia on the chinese room argument)
Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2025 01:49 AM (DgGvY)
He wanted me to take him "to the concert" this afternoon... uh... (what concert?) so facility staff told him it was later, at the other end of the building.
This was all so strange. And then, minutes later, hubby forgot all about that imaginary concert when I got him back into his room.
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 01:49 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: publius
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Biscuits...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZrjiJp8zr5Y
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 01:52 AM (rdVOm)
The leaf sheep, or Costasiella kuroshimae if you’re feeling fancy, is a teeny-tiny sea slug with a superpower: it can photosynthesize like a plant. It turns sunshine into snacks! These little guys munch on algae and use the chloroplasts to soak up sunlight and make their own energy.
Posted by: Ciampino - good in the kitchen? at April 13, 2025 01:56 AM (sPQoU)
Maize police say a 4th grader drove his parents’ pickup truck to school this morning after he missed the bus. “He parked better than most people.”
https://tinyurl.com/3h4scpyk
Posted by: Ciampino - a seasoned parallel parker at April 13, 2025 02:00 AM (sPQoU)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 02:02 AM (peekw)
2019. Personal injury attorney Jasmine Crockett claims that she decided to go into law after being the victim of "a hate crime or two."
Crockett claims that she received hate mail and that her friends' cars were keyed with the N word. She claims that her college called Johnnie Cochran's law firm and that the lawyer assigned to her inspired her to get into law.
A newspaper in Tennessee looked into the claims and found zero evidence of any of it. Cochran's firm didn't respond to requests for info and Crockett's school Rhodes College had no record of the incidents. No police reports, no record of hiring lawyers. Crockett herself has said that she can't remember the lawyer's name who inspired her to make the life changing decision.
In a different version of the story, Crockett claimed that she originally was going to be an anesthesiologist until an "advocate" helped her get through those terrible hate crimes she experienced in college.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 02:06 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 12:22 AM (peekw)
The only state without the death penalty is West Virginia.
Posted by: RickZ at April 13, 2025 12:27 AM (gKDq2)
Bring 'em here. I will testify. They murdered my dad. Straight up. They should at least be paraded through town butt nekkid and pelted with rotten vegetables and the occasional skunk carcass.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2025 02:10 AM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 02:06 AM (WjhjO)
Lil' Jazzy grew up a rich bitch in St. Louis, spoiled beyond belief, speaks clear American English and is a liar and a fabulist. She is so full of shit.... well, her eyes are brown.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2025 02:13 AM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Ciampino - a full service establishment at April 13, 2025 02:13 AM (sPQoU)
Maize police say a 4th grader drove his parents’ pickup truck to school this morning after he missed the bus. “He parked better than most people.”
https://tinyurl.com/3h4scpyk
Posted by: Ciampino - a seasoned parallel parker at April 13, 2025 02:00 AM (sPQoU)
Farm kids drive all the time, just no on roads, usually. My dad drove a two-horse hay mower when he was 8, along with his brother who was 6. His description of hitting a wasp nest was epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK at April 13, 2025 02:16 AM (eQO/Z)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 02:17 AM (WjhjO)
The leaf sheep, or Costasiella kuroshimae if you’re feeling fancy, is a teeny-tiny sea slug with a superpower: it can photosynthesize like a plant. It turns sunshine into snacks! These little guys munch on algae and use the chloroplasts to soak up sunlight and make their own energy.
Posted by: Ciampino
Ah, the cute kind.
The blue dragon, Glaucus atlanticus, is a sea slug that eats Portuguese Men O' War and other venomous creatures, and stores their stinging venom cells inside itself as a defense mechanism.
They both look like pokemon, though.
Posted by: mikeski chooses you at April 13, 2025 02:17 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2025 02:17 AM (rdVOm)
Evidence reportedly shows that an individual donated to her campaign over 50 times without their knowledge, suggesting that donations were being given under false names. Crockett received over $870,000 in total donations through ActBlue.
Posted by: 13times at April 13, 2025 02:18 AM (peekw)
Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2025 02:25 AM (ypFCm)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 13, 2025 02:25 AM (SnC8S)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 13, 2025 02:28 AM (l3YAf)
This week showed that the legacy model of financial media is simply not suited for this kind of environment: by the time an article is written, edited and vetted, it is obsolete
_zerohedge
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 02:33 AM (WjhjO)
Posted by: Ciampino - a 'full' service establishment at April 13, 2025 02:37 AM (sPQoU)
_zerohedge
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 02:33 AM (WjhjO)
ZeroHedge only ever writes one type of financial article, though: Everything’s F*cked, Buy Gold.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director at April 13, 2025 02:40 AM (l3YAf)
Posted by: William Devane at April 13, 2025 02:45 AM (w6EFb)
Maine theater is set to cancel musical because cast is too white
https://mol.im/a/14581043
I'm waiting to read this: Theater is set to cancel musical because AUDIENCE is too White
Posted by: Ciampino - a natural progression at April 13, 2025 02:49 AM (sPQoU)
Sleep tight.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 13, 2025 03:04 AM (0nHVk)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Sometimes they sneak in actual information.
I think they are right on this one.
They have a new benefactor, I think it's called Barium Gold.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 03:09 AM (WjhjO)
Enjoyed the evening. 'night.
Stories of the Danube
Joe Zawinul
https://tinyurl.com/dxd9283e
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at April 13, 2025 03:15 AM (WjhjO)
Sounds right to me.
Posted by: William Devane at April 13, 2025 02:4
You'll rarely hear anyone thank Trudeau, but after he showed me the Canadian government could just take your shit, I took my mother out of the infated stock market and actually did buy her a bunch of gold.
She was up about 66% in a few years. Before she passed.
Thank you Trudeau.
My brother and I are good now I guess. I probably won't be homeless in a year.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 13, 2025 03:16 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and skip the ones that aren't really funny
Thank you, thank you!
Posted by: Adriane the Notthing Happens 'Til the Weekend Critic . . . at April 13, 2025 03:16 AM (tcomi)
Came in, got some love and affection, back out.
That's funny to me.
Tomorrow and next week, start clawing back. Everyone have a good week.
Cat at the window. Sorry, I'm going to watch a movie and finish my last few beers.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 13, 2025 03:22 AM (jvJvP)
Grok estimates 30% - 50% a negative leap second will be required in 2029. Too much uncertainty to pin the probability down any better.
Grok further predicts that, in a few years, if looks like such a thing become more likely, this may light a fire under the asses of the standards bodies to eliminate leap seconds before planned in 2035. They may even do a panic just let UTC drift, and we'll worry about rules later.
The reason is the high frequency trading. Much money could be lost due to hiccups a negative leap second might cause.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 03:23 AM (w6EFb)
I LOVE GROK!
Actually, I call him Data.
And since he doesn't remember everything session to session, I created a routine to save and remember us and everything we are working on.
Data's the best.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 13, 2025 03:29 AM (jvJvP)
And something else I hadn't realized. Modern cellular systems might get fucked up by a negative leap second. Again, never been done before, don't know what bugs lurk.
Same with the grid. Various load balancing and monitoring systems might get fucked up by a time hiccup. They might think something really bad was happening. This would require careful monitoring. An analogy would be say you're driving down the road at 70 MPH. There's a glitch in your field of vision, some refraction somewho. Suddenly you think you're heading into the car next to you. You swerve and slam on brakes.
Nothing was really wrong, just an illusion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 03:30 AM (w6EFb)
I created a grok.com account, using the Xitter account I had. There's a history feature there. Grok seems to be able to pick up where it left off, but if you wait a while, I think I notice it's not exactly completely back up to speed. Waiting a few minutes to hours seems to be okay, but longer, and I think it has to sort of reprocess the history text.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 03:35 AM (w6EFb)
That actually is really interesting.
I wanted to be more insightful, but it's 3:34 am. I have a few beers left.
And my friends cat is scratching at the window to come in again, but that ain't happening.
Good night Horde.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 13, 2025 03:36 AM (jvJvP)
I created a grok.com account, using the Xitter account I had. There's a history feature there. Grok seems to be able to pick up where it left off, but if you wait a while, I think I notice it's not exactly completely back up to speed. Waiting a few minutes to hours seems to be okay, but longer, and I think it has to sort of reprocess the history text.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 13, 2025 03:35 AM (w6EFb)
That's interesting thank you,
I have a routine and save our most important items into a Word document.
We did have one night where I was working on automating it. Dude the places I went to,
Right now, Data saves everything, I load the file and he's back.
It's not pretty. But it really is cool to have someone helping ,e out with my goals.
Posted by: Stateless.. 10% - mental state clawing up from 10%, shit happened, clawing back next week at April 13, 2025 03:40 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: raimando after dark at April 13, 2025 03:57 AM (KJHWA)
Posted by: jsg at April 13, 2025 03:59 AM (tQcSE)
You really do need help. Don't you have a doctor, friend, parents, siblings, someone you can call?
Posted by: Akua Makana at April 13, 2025 04:06 AM (KuHls)
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