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The Morning Report — 4/ 1 /25

Good morning kids. No April Fooling! Make no mistake, since the miracle of Trump's first term and bigger miracle of surviving the slings, arrows and literal bullets fired at him and his incredible landslide victory and mandate of last November leading to the wild successes and ramping up of policies to put this nation and society back on the track from which it was derailed for so long, the forces of criminal tyranny are acing like the cornered, rabid rats that they are and lashing out.

Not content at the mere firebombing of Tesla dealerships

The behavior of Democrat supporters is quite reminiscent of the behavior of Palestinian suicide bombers.
Imagine being present in the moments before a suicide bomber sets off his charge on a crowded Tel Aviv street. Before he presses the button and causes death and destruction, you speak with him for a moment.
“Has anyone here done anything bad to you personally?”
“No.”. ... One can say that there is no comparison between a suicide bomber who sets out to kill civilians and a leftist who disfigures or destroys a Tesla car. And certainly, by outcomes, one would have a valid point. The key issue is how both the bomber and the guy making swastikas on somebody else’s car arrived at their points of action. Both have been brainwashed.

From dealerships to actual vehicles. But as the saying goes, ‘Wherever Books Are Burned, Men Also, in the End, Are Burned.' And so, right on cue we have the Left illustrating the point.

A 70-year-old man has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault after allegedly striking an Elon Musk supporter with his vehicle during an anti-Tesla rally outside a dealership in Meridian, Idaho, according to local law enforcement. ABC News reports that on Saturday, approximately 30 people gathered outside a Tesla dealership in Meridian, Idaho, to protest against the company’s CEO, Elon Musk, and his role in the Trump administration’s federal job cuts. The protest was overshadowed by a counter-protest of about 200 individuals. According to the Meridian Police Department, as a 49-year-old counter-protester arrived at the scene, Christopher Talbot, 70, of Meridian, allegedly made an obscene gesture toward him before striking him with his car.

How could that have happened? Easy, when you have evil bastards like Chris Coons, just one shining example of the Leftist variety of peace, love, brotherhood and understanding:

Coons criticized President Donald Trump’s plan to purchase Greenland from Denmark and make it U.S. territory for resource and national security purposes, arguing that the plan will not resonate with the average American because they do not even know where the island is. Trump said no options for acquiring Greenland are off the table, emphasizing that a takeover of the island is a necessity to protect the U.S. against the threat of Russia and China’s increasing influence in the arctic.

The issue is not Greenland. The issue is how an entire political party and movement view the vast majority of citizens who oppose their policies, viewing such opposition as both ignorance and more dangerously as a personal insult to their self-declared right of absolute power and moral authority to lord over us. "By any means necessary." Speaking of which:

Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said Monday on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show” that she was training Americans to help take down a potential “dictatorship” of President Donald Trump.
At her resistance lab training, Jayapal said, “It appears that the Trump administration is willing to ignore judicial decisions and so that brings us to you in this room. It brings us to the people that is really, the bulwark, the wall against the crumbling of democracy.”
Maddow said, “Help me understand this idea of the resistance lab and what you’re talking about in practical terms at these events.”
Jayapal said, “Yeah I mean, what we decided is that we really need to help Americans understand what happens when democracies fall when dictators take over. We’ve been pretty complacent in America. We haven’t had to really deal with this in any real way. And now I think people need to understand what are the lessons from other countries and working with experts who have studied democratic backsliding in countries around the world and the resistance movements that emerged to take on that democratic backsliding.”
She added, “We’ve developed a curriculum where we help people understand, how do you go after the pillars of support? Not necessarily the person at the top but the pillars of support that allow that person to continue to have power? And how do you shift allies from being sort of passive opponents to being active supporters of taking down a dictatorship?”

The gall of these filthy degenerates to dare utter the word "democracy" makes me retch. I'd like to know what's cooking in these labs of hers. I will assume Molotov cocktails and pipe bombs.

A Tesla is an easily identifiable target. And if the driver and/or passengers get incinerated in the process, to these fiends it's all about eggs and omelets, and sending a message. Suddenly my mind wanders to the erased southern border, now being sealed. How many latin American gangsters and criminals were set to be, for lack of a better word "groomed" by the Democrats to fill in the ranks along with Antifa, BLM and whoever else to become the Leftist Brownshirts. And how many yet remain? The infrastructure of domestic terrorists goes back to the Vietnam War era and no doubt still remains and there are those in and out of government, grayer, fatter and balder yet as insane as ever and rabid in their hatred of this nation, people and heritage, still champing at the bit to take us down.

The FBI has released long-requested records concerning the 2017 Congressional Baseball Game shooting, which targeted Republican lawmakers. The shooter, James Hodgkinson, opened fire at the Alexandria, Virginia practice session, critically injuring Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA). Hodgkinson was killed by police during the attack.President Donald J. Trump’s newly confirmed FBI Director, Kash Patel, announced the handover of documents to Congress amid years of contention about the agency’s classification of the incident. The FBI had initially termed the attack “suicide by cop” rather than domestic terrorism, a decision that ignited criticism from Republican congressmen demanding transparency and clarity as to how the bureau came to that determination.“I can report that as of 30 minutes ago, the FBI has provided the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence all requested documents related to the Congressional Baseball Game shooting in 2017,” Patel wrote in a post on X (formerly Twitter). He added: “These are documents sought by Capitol Hill officials for almost eight years. Providing these documents was one of our top priorities in delivering a new FBI era of transparency. Thank you to the committee and Chairman Rep. Rick Crawford for your partnership in getting Americans the truth.”In the years following the attack, various government entities, including the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), labeled Hodgkinson’s actions as domestic terrorism. Critics have argued that the shooter’s act was politically motivated, targeting Republican members who were practicing for an annual game.

Send Dick Durbin and Bernie Sanders to Gitmo to get waterboarded until they confess and divulge their full connection to Hodgknson. Beyond that, the entire Soros criminal enterprise must be RICO'd and dismantled. Much of the subversuion, violent and otherwise has and continues to emanate from his Open Societies liminal enterprise, and others. Hence the freakout over DOGE's work because taxpayer money to the tune of billions has been the other major source of the funding of our annihilation.

Question for Coelacanth Jayapal, how are your resistance labs going to overcome at least 200 million of us armed to the teeth. Our resistance lab is the Second Amendment. Resist that.

Same shit different country, as you can see what has been done to Marine LePen and the will of the French people. Ditto several other European nations that see where mass forced immigration/Islamization of their nations has and continues to lead. Cue "Winds of Change."

Le Pen is not the only person to believe that the move was primarily political. Italian Deputy Prime Minister Matteo Salvini summed up his thoughts in a post on X, saying, “Those who fear the judgment of voters often seek reassurance from the courts. In Paris, they have condemned Marine Le Pen and would like to remove her from political life. A bad situation that is also being observed in other countries such as Romania. What is happening against @MLP_officiel is a declaration of war from Brussels, at a time when the belligerent impulses of Von der Leyen and Macron are terrifying. We are not intimidated, we are not stopped: full speed ahead, my friend!”

While I have my personal issues with much of Europe due to tragic family history, There is much I love about the continent, as the cradle of our culture and western civilization, and I recognize that as goes Europe, soon so to do we here on this side of the pond.

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ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

‘If allowed to proceed unchecked, the CSDDD will eviscerate U.S. sovereignty, economic prosperity, free markets, and individual liberty.’
New Heartland Study: European Union Is on the Verge of Vassalizing America Through New Global ESG Law
We need a historical perspective — and precise concepts — to fully appreciate the existential threats to the West from both within and without, so that we may ultimately choose the right means to prevail.
Upheaval and Pushback
Kurt Schlichter: The next three crucial steps.
Time for the Trump DOJ and FBI to Deal the Pain

DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE

“By bringing USAID’s core life-saving and strategic aid programs under the umbrella of the State Department, this Administration will significantly enhance the efficiency, accountability, uniformity, and strategic impact of foreign assistance programs.”
State Department Ends USAID as Independent Organization
Would the FDA Pass Its Own Audit?
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Federal program pays teen runaways and hardened criminals to live together in dubious job training dorms.
Multi-Billion Dollar Federal ‘Job Corps’ Is A Breeding Ground For Rape And Crime, Data Show
"BIDEN/HARRIS BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“We started at the top of the system. Mapping the whole system of social security to understand where all the fraud was. There’s a lot of great people there that showed us a lot of waste, so that came with a big list of stuff. But this is what jumped out at us,” Gracias said as he pointed to the chart. “In 2021, you see 270,000 people; goes all the way to 2.1 million in 2024. These are non-citizens that are getting social security numbers.”
Elon Musk Claims 2.1 Million ‘Non-Citizens’ Received Social Security Numbers in 2024
"These criminals will no longer terrorize our communities and citizens."
Rubio Says 17 More ‘Foreign Gang Terrorists’ Deported To El Salvador
‘When Hoosiers went to the polls last November, they did not vote for half-measures or vague promises,’ the America First letter tells Bray.
National, State Leaders Ask Indiana Senate To Stop Blocking Vote On Immigration Enforcement Bill
Almost all hailed from El Salvador or Venezuela, and were either confessed or suspected members of the violent Latin American street gangs that have infiltrated the US.
Trump admin deports murderers, child molesters and drug dealers on latest flight to El Salvador’s ‘hellhole’ prison
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND Democrats
“I am here because of Trump — I am here only because of him.”
Hamas Told Yarden Bibas: ‘You’ll Get a New Wife and New, Better Children’
Robert Spencer: If there was no Israel, would there really be peace?
The War is Not About Palestine

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Having abandoned its long-standing opposition to systematic academic boycotts against Israel, progressive politics are fueling the AAUP’s anti-Zionist agenda
American Assoc. University Profs (AAUP) Threw Away Credibility To Become An Anti-Israel “Fighting Organization”
Garber’s acknowledgment of antisemitism being present on campus came in a letter to the Harvard community in which he responded to the Trump administration reviewing $9 billion worth of federal grants and contracts given to Harvard University.
Harvard President Admits Trump Is Right: ‘I Have Experienced Antisemitism Directly’
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
The live broadcast from Bradford Central Mosque featured 1,500 worshippers and was hosted by presenter Jason Mohammad.
BBC airs first-ever live Eid broadcast from a mosque
We’re seeing global conquest through an entirely new strategy that does not involve warfare, and the West is complicit in its own execution.
War By Other Means: Demographics

OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
The states pushing legislation to display the Ten Commandments in public schools are all but guaranteed to end up at the Supreme Court.
Yes, It’s Completely Constitutional For The U.S. Government To Promote Christianity

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
“We’ve developed a curriculum where we help people understand, how do you go after the pillars of support? Not necessarily the person at the top but the pillars of support that allow that person to continue to have power? And how do you shift allies from being sort of passive opponents to being active supporters of taking down a dictatorship?” (We've armed ourselves to the teeth, Coelocanth-face - jjs)
Jayapal: We’re Training Americans to Take Down Potential Trump Dictatorship
Indivisible Project's parent organization — more on that in a moment — was founded and is run by the husband-wife team of Leah Greenberg and Ezra Levin. Greenberg is your typical NGO type — nice upbringing, good schools, brief Capitol Hill career (with Tom Perriello [D-Va.] and at State). She followed up with the creation of an online anti-Trump publication called "Indivisible: A Practical Guide for Resisting the Trump Agenda," and the establishment of the Indivisible Civics organization.
There's Something Very Suspicious Going on With Those Tesla Protests
The incident occurred amid a series of planned “Tesla Takedown” protests organized by an anti-Musk group, targeting Tesla dealerships and facilities across the country. In recent weeks, Tesla has become a focal point for vandalism and demonstrations due to Musk’s prominent and controversial role in President Donald Trump’s second administration.
Police: 70-Year-Old Trump Hater Purposefully Struck Musk Supporter with Car at Idaho Tesla Protest
Don’t let truth get in the way of a good hate.
The Dems’ Suicide Bombers
Federal terrorism law may not be the best tool to hold them accountable. The states should step in.
How to Prosecute the Tesla Bombers
Zach Schoffstall, a former supervisory agent in the FBI’s Salt Lake City division, was forced out of the FBI during the Biden junta for not going after the Patriot Front organization. . .
FBI Whistleblower Pushed Out Under Biden Wins Battle To Publish Documents That Ended His Career
The FBI has released long-requested records concerning the 2017 Congressional Baseball Game shooting, which targeted Republican lawmakers. The shooter, James Hodgkinson, opened fire at the Alexandria, Virginia practice session, critically injuring Congressman Steve Scalise (R-LA). Hodgkinson was killed by police during the attack. (When will DUrbin and Sanders be arrested? - jjs)
Patel Ends FBI Stonewalling on 2017 Congressional Softball Shooting.
Democrat Delaware Sen. Chris Coons . .
Democrat Senator Thinks ‘Average Middle American’ Is Too Dumb To Find Greenland On Map

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Former President Donald Trump has expressed support for rescheduling marijuana, emphasizing the need to end unnecessary arrests and promote research.
Trump’s Right Again. This Time, On Weed!?
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The FCC chair is calling out the institutions that have gotten a free pass on their corruption and illegal DEI practices for too long.
FCC Is Finally Going After Corporate Media Hacks, And Democrats Are Outraged
NBCUniversal clings to racial quotas despite rolling layoffs and brutal budget cuts, source tells the Washington Free Beacon
MSNBC, NBC Double Down on DEI and Quotas as Trump Administration Pledges To Stamp Out ‘Discriminatory’ Behavior in the Media Business
If you think America is just an idea, then you’ll gladly sacrifice the rights of Americans for the ‘rights’ of foreigners.
David French And The Never-Trump Faction Don’t Care About Free Speech At All
General Milley blocked the release of vital wireless spectrum, stalling U.S. 5G and 6G progress while China surges ahead—costing America billions and slowing digital innovation.
General Milley’s Spectrum Hoarding Puts America in the Digital Slow Lane
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s recent shift rightward appears to be little more than window dressing, as his company’s policies still favor mass censorship.
Zuckerberg’s Right-Wing Metamorphosis Appears To Be A Giant Facade (I'm so shocked! - jjs)
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
California’s employment landscape has shifted dramatically since 2023, according to a new report from the California Center for Jobs and the Economy (CCJE). Over two years, the state lost 173,000 private sector jobs, only offsetting the losses with 181,100 public sector government jobs and government-supported roles. Notably, a large proportion of the public sector employment is part-time, funded by the state to provide care services to the elderly and disabled.
CA Drops 173,000 Private Jobs, Adds 181,000 Govt Workers.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
But when is the last time a climate skeptic or even a lukewarmer was given equal time in a story about weather? And the media have not even been subtle about their purge. When the agenda-minded Chuck Todd was hosting NBC’s “Meet the Press,” he declared that “human activity is a major cause, period,” of a warming Earth, so “we’re not going to give time to climate deniers. The science is settled, even if political opinion is not.”
Media, Please Grow Up
Daniel Greenfield: Think of the lower carbon emissions.
Shutting Down EPA Museum Saves the Planet
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Overwrought allegations about “massive teacher layoffs,” the elimination of the DOE, and school choice abound.
Setting the Record Straight on Three Education Issues
SECOND AMENDMENT
Mr. Trump added to the frustration and alarm by issuing in his first term unconstitutional so-called “Executive Orders” through which he attempted to ban “bump stocks” and pistol braces. But now, both Mr. Trump and U.S. Attorney General Bondi seem to be singing a different tune, a pro-gun-rights song that comes to us on the changeable winds of political expediency.
Bondi, Trump DOJ Signal Shift On the Gun Rights of Released Felons
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
‘Contrary to the Biden Junta's false claims of suppression, Black voter turnout actually increased under SB 202.’
Trump DOJ Dismisses Biden-Era Suit Against Georgia’s Election Integrity Law
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY
‘My background is rooted in agriculture, small business and helping women entrepreneurs,’ Cooke says
House Hopeful Rebecca Cooke, Billing Herself as a Political Outsider, Served on Shape-Shifting Dark Money Group’s Steering Committee
When you're enamored with a fake hood-talking woman from an elite prep school.
What Jasmine Crockett’s Comments on Abbott, Among Other Things, Says About Democrats
POLITICS
Even after 100-plus years of a changing world, they spout the same rhetoric as Eugene V. Debs.
Titty-Caca AOC & Alta-cocker Sanders: Singing the Same Old Marxist Song
'Daniel Greenfield: Progressives' are searching for an authenticity that they can never have.
The Fake Left
It’s the latest escalation in her fight against House GOP leaders and a small group of members on the right flank of their conference over the issue of proxy voting.
Anna Paulina Luna resigns from House Freedom Caucus, says ‘mutual respect’ was ‘shattered’
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
"Those who fear the judgment of voters often seek reassurance from the courts. In Paris, they have condemned Marine Le Pen..."
Italy’s Deputy Prime Minister On Le Pen Conviction: ‘A Declaration Of War From Brussels’
A “political death sentence” has been handed out to three-time presidential candidate and current frontrunner in the race to replace President Emmanuel Macron in 2027, Marine Le Pen.
‘Political Death Sentence’ Populist Marine Le Pen Banned From Running in French Presidential Election by Court
British authorities have launched a series of raids on “Turkish” barber shops suspected of money laundering and other illicit activities. Led by the National Crime Agency (NCA), the operations have recovered tens of thousands of pounds from various shops across the country over the past month.
‘Turkish’ Barber Shops Raided in Drug Money Laundering Crackdown.
Israel and Azerbaijan have long been allies and together make up an important counterweight to the allegiance of China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea.
The Trump Administration’s Support for the Israel-Azerbaijan Strategic Partnership Can Benefit America
China’s efforts to stop the sale of a company that manages Panama Canal ports is proving President Donald Trump dead right about the strategically vital waterway. Trump & Co. warn that Beijing’s pressure on Hong Kong-based CK Hutchison, which operates two of the ports, could wind up blocking US military and commercial shipping through the canal in the event of a US-China conflict.
Fresh proof that Trump is right on Chinese control of the strategic Panama Canal
President Donald Trump, after a series of successful strikes against Houthi jihadis, is offering the Houthis a choice between ceasing their terror operations or being destroyed.
Trump Delivers Deadly ‘Either/Or’ to Houthi Terrorists
Trump has said 'there will be bombing' if Iran rejects diplomacy surrounding its nuclear program
Iran, Facing Trump Threats, Says It Positioned 'Launch-Ready Missiles' To Strike 'US-Related Positions'
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
U.S. and Lithuanian recovery crews excavated the crew’s M88 Hercules recovery vehicle from the peat bog, finding the bodies of three soldiers, with the fourth soldier still unaccounted for, according to a statement from the Army. The operation is still ongoing as challenges persist due to the unstable ground near the site of the accident, only reaching and removing the vehicle after six days of digging.
3 US Soldiers Found Dead In Lithuanian Bog After Training Accident
Court appeal challenging district court ruling upholding prior affirmative action policy put on hold, as Trump administration change possibly moots the case.
Naval Academy Will No Longer Use Race in Admissions Decisions, So Legal Fight Put On Hold
It’s doing this by invoking wartime powers and identifying military bases for mineral processing facilities.
This U.S. Under Trump is Strengthening Critical Minerals Sovereignty

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Robert Spencer: Along with their pro-jihad allies.
Leftists Find a New Reason to Get Enraged at Hegseth
“Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.” (hat tip to commenter Daniel - jjs)
“Signalgate” is a Masterclass in the application of Useful Idiots
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Who defines junk, ultra-processed, and poison?
The real problem with RFK's proposed SNAP restrictions
. . . since MA plans tend to have lower out-of-pocket costs, it’s entirely likely many of these seniors have delayed their expensive care until switching to MA. All this, along with the fact that providers are less likely to accurately code with traditional Medicare, makes MedPAC’s report far from a true “apples-to-apples” comparison.
MedPAC’s Report Comparing Medicare Advantage To Traditional Medicare Is Deeply Flawed
“Wherever assisted suicide is introduced, it redefines the meaning of care. . . Every one of those problems makes itself felt in the NHS.”
How Assisted Suicide Will Undo the NHS
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Neela Rajendra said that 'extreme deadlines' hinder 'inclusion' because some people can’t keep up
NASA’s Jet Propulsion Lab Laid Off 900 Workers Due to Budget Cuts—But Hasn’t Fired Its Top DEI Officer
That the flight is attracting relatively little press compared to previous private and NASA missions indicates how routine SpaceX is making its business. It is making space exploration profitable and no longer reliant on government funds. This is a big deal. Too bad most news outlets don’t realize it.
SpaceX launches four commercial private citizens on the first manned polar orbital mission
It is very concerning that the three BE-4 engines that were supposed to relight were unable to do so, especially because this engine was supposedly designed from the start of re-usability.
Blue Origin completes investigation of the failed landing of New Glenn’s 1st stage
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The Trump administration filed an appeal with the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit after U.S. District Judge Benjamin Settle “issued a preliminary injunction putting on hold the military’s new policy of identifying and discharging any transgender service members,” according to Reuters. (Since when did the Judiciary become Commander-in-Chief - jjs)
Appeals Court Denies Trump Administration Request to Enforce Military Transgender Ban
The child was between ages of 3-4.
‘Totalitarian Insanity’: Preschool Child Suspended For Being ‘Transphobic’
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Americans should be wary of all historical and political narratives that leverage racial grievance and victimhood.
Racial Grievance Theater Is About Humiliation, Not History
Bruce Pearl has used his March Madness spotlight to call for the release of the remaining hostages held by Hamas.
Vocally Pro-Israel Coach Leads Auburn To The Final Four
Christian Toto: Ageless star's latest nails Brit's knack for delivering on expectations
Why ‘Working Man’ Statham Is the Action Hero We Need
HITHER & YON
Data from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission found that reports of the black and white Argentine tegu species of lizard have grown in the past few months, according to a ClickOrlando.com article published Monday.
Officials: Invasive South American Lizard Expanding Across Florida
“My dreams came true so, listen, I’m ready to go at any time,” he told the outlet at the time. “My family are all great and all taken care of.” “You’ve got to be realistic,” the “My Generation” singer continued. “You can’t live your life forever. Like I said, people my age, we’re in the way. There are no guitar strings to be changed on this old instrument.”
The Who singer Roger Daltrey going deaf and blind at 81: ‘The joys of getting old’

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1 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

3 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2025 07:31 AM (Q4IgG)

4 Happy Tuesday, one and all. The two cups of coffee are fighting off the worst side effects of the insomnia. Now to just deal with people for a few more hours.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 07:31 AM (NR6c1)

5 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2025 07:31 AM (vlPCz)

6 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 07:32 AM (CL9Gz)

7 morning horde.

at least it's not monday...

off to the content.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at April 01, 2025 07:32 AM (nXhwP)

8 Thank you JJ!

gettin' ready to go vote right now!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 07:34 AM (/Ghsb)

9 New Heartland Study: European Union Is on the Verge of Vassalizing America Through New Global ESG Law

You know, considering that our President is "literally Hitler" and we have, probably, more military forces stationed in Europe than all of Europe combined, you'd think they'd tap the breaks a bit.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)

10 gettin' ready to go vote right now!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 07:34 AM (/Ghsb)
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Grab your neighbors!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 07:35 AM (CL9Gz)

11 8 Thank you JJ!

gettin' ready to go vote right now!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 07:34 AM (/Ghsb)

Voted a week ago. Praying that Schimel prevails, but Milwaukee criminality and thievery is hard to overcome.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 07:37 AM (x0n13)

12 Former President Donald Trump has expressed support for rescheduling marijuana, emphasizing the need to end unnecessary arrests and promote research.
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FORMER President Trump? Did I miss something here?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2025 07:40 AM (7fElN)

13 New Heartland Study: European Union Is on the Verge of Vassalizing America Through New Global ESG Law

You know, considering that our President is "literally Hitler" and we have, probably, more military forces stationed in Europe than all of Europe combined, you'd think they'd tap the breaks a bit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:35 AM (ExV1e)
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How much do you want to bet that the rest of the world (China, India, Africa, South America, etc.) is exempt?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2025 07:41 AM (7fElN)

14 It occurred to me last night that Trump’s “not-joking” talk of a 3rd term is probably tactical. He’s witnessing the resistance of the bureaucracy and courts and says to himself: “They just plan to wait me out like last time… they might not have the patience for that if they think there’s even some chance I’ll be here longer”

Or he’s just the master troll….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 01, 2025 07:44 AM (6RwsA)

15 The real problem with RFK's proposed SNAP restrictions

Is that the government is giving people money to buy food. It isn't that RFK, or some other future/past Secretary, is going to regulate the usage in ways you disagree, it's that the government is taking tax dollars and giving directly to people to theoretically buy food.

That's what charities are for.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

16 Alright, let's spin up the outrage.

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 07:49 AM (AOsQT)

17 >Elon Musk Claims 2.1 Million ‘Non-Citizens’ Received Social Security Numbers in 2024
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Many are his offspring

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 07:50 AM (AOsQT)

18 That's what charities are for.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:47 AM (ExV1e)

Bingo.

Also that the social safety net is a corrupt politician trampoline in disguise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2025 07:52 AM (VoAdT)

19
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Launch Date: April 1, 2025 (PDT)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Science at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (sPQoU)

20 Time to deal the pain? I wonder. 10 years of merciless, corrupted lawfare, endless media slurs, two assassination attempts, 18,000 death threats on Elon and DOGE, countless terrorist attacks on property owners and private businesses.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (h/ffs)

21 Schimel, Schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated -- whatever gets it done, JJ

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (vlPCz)

22 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

23 Preschool Child Suspended For Being ‘Transphobic’

My disgust towards these people can only be cured by throwing them out of helicopters.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (NR6c1)

24 It is Congressional baseball-not softball. I've seen this confused many times in multiple accounts. They play the game at the Nats home park on actual bases 90 feet apart.

Posted by: No Joy In Mudville at April 01, 2025 07:54 AM (G5+As)

25 gettin' ready to go vote right now!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 01, 2025 07:34 AM (/Ghsb)
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Grab your neighbors!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 07:35 AM (CL9Gz)

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies
And everyone votes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:55 AM (Aqu9a)

26 My disgust towards these people can only be cured by throwing them out of helicopters.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 07:53 AM (NR6c1)
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Lava-filled volcanos. The natural choice!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 07:55 AM (CL9Gz)

27 Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies
And everyone votes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:55 AM (Aqu9a)
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Might as well bring out your dead.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 07:56 AM (CL9Gz)

28 I'm supposed to vote this morning but I have a really bad case of bed-head. Too odd-looking to go vote. I'll have to miss this one.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 07:57 AM (SfhV1)

29 Is that Senator still talking?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 07:57 AM (Aqu9a)

30 British authorities have launched a series of raids on “Turkish” barber shops suspected of money laundering and other illicit activities.

>>> The Lotus Eaters crew will be thrilled. There's really no good reason to have 3 barbershops per block, and it sounds like Scotland Yard found a few bad reasons.

Posted by: pookysgirl, groggy froggy at April 01, 2025 07:59 AM (Wt5PA)

31 15
it's that the government is taking tax dollars and giving directly to people to theoretically buy food.

That's what charities are for.
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True but charities don't come through dependably.

As long as we give even one dollar to anyone not in the USA or not a USA citizen, IOW foreign aid and money for illegal aliens, then gov charity is fair.

Posted by: Ciampino - NOT minority Science at April 01, 2025 07:59 AM (sPQoU)

32 Elon Musk Claims 2.1 Million ‘Non-Citizens’ Received Social Security Numbers in 2024
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Many are his offspring
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 07:50 AM (AOsQT)

Joke, I get it, however it should be noted that Musk is a citizen and, consequently, so are all his children regardless of the nationalities of their mothers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 07:59 AM (ExV1e)

33 Good morning everyone. Thx JJ.
Hope the Wis election is going well. Patel and Bondi should have the FBI and Federal Marshals all over the Milwaukee voting tally rooms. Violations of election laws are occurring if Rep poll watchers are being excluded.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 08:00 AM (2ZThz)

34 Today is National Sourdough Bread Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:00 AM (NpAcC)

35 As long as we give even one dollar to anyone not in the USA or not a USA citizen, IOW foreign aid and money for illegal aliens, then gov charity is fair.
Posted by: Ciampino - NOT minority Science at April 01, 2025 07:59 AM (sPQoU)

That might not necessarily be true. Foreign aid is basically just tribute in reverse. A bribe to a weaker nation. It's never used as such, because it's been turned into a money laundering racket. But foreign aid and state charity aren't necessarily the same animal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2025 08:02 AM (VoAdT)

36 we're fisking each other's quips now?

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:02 AM (AOsQT)

37 JJ, CBD, Ace, have a look at this guy's recent posts:

https://x.com/Tyler2ONeil

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2025 08:03 AM (CL9Gz)

38 Our analysis reveals that human CO2 emissions, constituting a mere 4% of the annual carbon cycle, are dwarfed by natural fluxes

4%*0.04%=
0.000016%.

So humans have 16 ten thousandths of a percent effect on the atmosphere.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

39 Wait, the feebs wanted to go after “Patriot Front”? The final boss of the glowies? Was this a case where there was a handful of normal people, and the other 99% of the group are govt operatives, like the Whitmer case?

Posted by: Cray Cray at April 01, 2025 08:03 AM (8X2Fu)

40 Pramila Jayapal is prettier on the outside

Posted by: Oglebay at April 01, 2025 08:04 AM (2ap+5)

41 I'm supposed to vote this morning but I have a really bad case of bed-head. Too odd-looking to go vote. I'll have to miss this one.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 07:57 AM (SfhV1)

You're supposed to take off the cheesehead hat *before* bed!

Posted by: pookysgirl selpt in her dad's Hawkeye jacket when she was little at April 01, 2025 08:04 AM (Wt5PA)

42 I was today years old when Quipfisker became a word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2025 08:05 AM (VoAdT)

43 Morning, J.J.

Minor quibble about brainwashed suicide bombers. I've read a few accounts where would be suicide bombers are down from the mentally challenged, if you will. In other words, not very bright.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:06 AM (tT6L1)

44 You're supposed to take off the cheesehead hat *before* bed!

Posted by: pookysgirl selpt in her dad's Hawkeye jacket when she was little at April 01, 2025 08:04 AM (Wt5PA)

Ahh. NOW you tell me.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:07 AM (SfhV1)

45 I'm gonna straight up wreck every game of scrabble now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2025 08:07 AM (VoAdT)

46 "Our analysis reveals that human CO2 emissions, constituting a mere 4% of the annual carbon cycle, are LITTLE PEOPLED by natural fluxes."

FTFY

Posted by: hysterical Austin hipster at April 01, 2025 08:08 AM (vlPCz)

47 Maddow said, “Help me understand this idea of the resistance lab and what you’re talking about in practical terms at these events.”

What an idiot.

We used to call these assemblies of malcontents who were bent on "preserving democracy" via violence "Militias"

Both groups are composed of losers who Cosplay as warriors in their own stupid looking costumes, masturbating to the idea that a few hours out in the woods/coffee house listening to the pseudo-jingoistic rantings of some retard will transform them into teams of Jason Bournes.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:08 AM (a4flb)

48 I would pay good money to hear Patel say "yeah the Patriot Front was an op directed by the Biden administration". I'm prt sure that's true , Patel just hasn't said it yet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 08:09 AM (2ZThz)

49 Morning grammie. Your grandparents and great grandparents are voting, right? Right?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:09 AM (tT6L1)

50 16 Alright, let's spin up the outrage.
Posted by: Don Black

I can bring bricks! Can you provide the mostly peaceful Molotov Cocktails?

Posted by: Auspex at April 01, 2025 08:09 AM (j4U/Z)

51 > I was today years old when Quipfisker became a word.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

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the Quipfiskers were our neighbors, when we were kids

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:09 AM (AOsQT)

52 Morning grammie. Your grandparents and great grandparents are voting, right? Right?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:09 AM (tT6L1)

Right after they take their Social Security checks to the bank.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:10 AM (SfhV1)

53 Morn' all...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 08:11 AM (VE6XX)

54 Here's the usual playbook for these color revolutions. During signal kerfuffle, every rep was constantly asked to disavow and throw hegseth and entire team under the bus without even knowing how the "leak" occurred. Now we have Democrat rainbow shirts torching political adversary's property and protesters. Is there a drumbeat of press questions asking Schumer and AOC what they can do to restore civility?.

Not that I am aware.

People see this dichotomy now for what it is. Looking at you npr propagandists.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 01, 2025 08:12 AM (OA79/)

55 Lava-filled volcanos. The natural choice!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Nah. I have a better idea. Targets on the ground, points counted, loser buys the beer.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 08:13 AM (NR6c1)

56 I knew the Quipfiskers. The Quipfiskers were friends of mine. And lemme tell ya,' Cornpop was no Quipfisker.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2025 08:13 AM (paSBy)

57 Hope the Wis election is going well. Patel and Bondi should have the FBI and Federal Marshals all over the Milwaukee voting tally rooms. Violations of election laws are occurring if Rep poll watchers are being excluded.

Can't have things like stopping voter fraud and jailing the perpetrators when more important things like getting face time on Fox or giving a gaslighting pep talk on various radio stations and podcasts.

Priorities. The circus must go on.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (a4flb)

58 I'm supposed to vote this morning but I have a really bad case of bed-head. Too odd-looking to go vote. I'll have to miss this one.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 07:57 AM (SfhV1)

Wear a hat. A scarf / headwrap / toboggan / toque, even.
Go vote!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (Aqu9a)

59 Why is there controversy on RFK Jr's proposed SNAP restrictions when Moochelle Obama was given the green light by all to mandate healthier (even unpalatable) alternatives on school lunches...all according to her wishes?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

60 Today is Rachel Maddow's Birthday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

61 Bill Quipfisker was the toughest SOB I ever met. Helluva salesman.

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:15 AM (AOsQT)

62 I'm supposed to vote this morning but I have a really bad case of bed-head. Too odd-looking to go vote. I'll have to miss this one.

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Do what I do, Grammie. Throw on a ball cap!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:15 AM (qBdHI)

63 Nevertrumpers want the freedom to feed whatever propaganda swill to the general public their masters will pay them for.

That pesky free speech thing challenges their rice bowl.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:16 AM (tT6L1)

64 Wear a hat. A scarf / headwrap / toboggan / toque, even.
Go vote!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (Aqu9a)

Oh I will. Seeing it's April Fool's Day and all.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

65 Why is there controversy on RFK Jr's proposed SNAP restrictions when Moochelle Obama was given the green light by all to mandate healthier (even unpalatable) alternatives on school lunches...all according to her wishes?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

That's different. "She" was the most glamorous First "Lady" ever!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

66 Both groups are composed of losers who Cosplay as warriors in their own stupid looking costumes, masturbating to the idea that a few hours out in the woods/coffee house listening to the pseudo-jingoistic rantings of some retard will transform them into teams of Jason Bournes.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:08 AM (a4flb)

Ja!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Rohm at April 01, 2025 08:17 AM (Aqu9a)

67 New Heartland Study: European Union Is on the Verge of Vassalizing America Through New Global ESG Law

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Maybe I breezed through this article too quickly, but I'm unsure how America would be sucked into this hellish ESG hellhole. All I can gather is that it will involve many countless American companies that also have oversees operations and they'll automatically have to follow the EU's mandates?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

68 All I can gather is that it will involve many countless American companies that also have oversees operations and they'll automatically have to follow the EU's mandates?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

Exactly!

Posted by: California at April 01, 2025 08:19 AM (VoAdT)

69 Oh I will. Seeing it's April Fool's Day and all.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

You got me! Bazinga!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:19 AM (Aqu9a)

70 Democrat rainbow shirts torching political adversary's property and protesters. Is there a drumbeat of press questions asking Schumer and AOC what they can do to restore civility?.

Even Dan Bongino has thrown his life away on gaslighting We The People. Big announcement that they are devoted to "Moar Transparency"™ which means in layman's terms: More Fox Appearances.

So the Uniparty leadership doesn't give a tinker's dam, the people that LARP as law enforcement don't do a damned thing except give pep talks, at what point do vigiliantes come to the obvious solution that this is how our Betters want things and start taking corrective measures?

I mean, if the Democrats can have Fifth Column Workshops that are celebrated out in the open and encouraged by Party Leadership, when can men of action do what the Authorities refuse to do?

Can we throw around the term "Existential Crisis" when so many people want to burn down civilization without any fear of consequences?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:19 AM (a4flb)

71 Wear a cheesehead, grammie!

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (79pEw)

72 >>New Heartland Study: European Union Is on the Verge of Vassalizing America Through New Global ESG Law

Wanna bet?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (LkLld)

73 Good Morning JJ. I am surprised the French Deep State would make Le Pen a Martyr. She wins the first round for Prez, and then the Left and the right make a deal to keep her out for the second round

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (YCxFk)

74 All I can gather is that it will involve many countless American companies that also have oversees operations and they'll automatically have to follow the EU's mandates?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:17 AM (qBdHI)

And those companies have to require that every supplier they use also follow those rules.

It's the EU, once again, yelling "Look at us, we're super important. There are no real problems in Europe left to solve so we'll order other countries (the US) to obey us."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

75 Wear a cheesehead, grammie!

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (79pEw)

Hiya bluebell!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

76 >Oh I will. Seeing it's April Fool's Day and all.

Posted by: grammie winger
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okay, you got me with the bad hair day thing

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:21 AM (AOsQT)

77 Oh I will. Seeing it's April Fool's Day and all.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

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AAA-HA! You got me! I was just about ready drive from SC to WI and fix your hair!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

78 I hope Kash Patel releases the Las Vegas shooting files next.

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2025 08:22 AM (79pEw)

79 71 Wear a cheesehead, grammie!
Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2025 08:20 AM (79pEw)

WEAR YOUR CAT AND GET A BALLOT FOR KITTY!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 08:22 AM (x0n13)

80 Rabidly heterosexual Cory Booker has been lying and bloviating on the Senate floor for 13 hours now. Don't know what point he is trying to make.

Posted by: Filibusterig Fool at April 01, 2025 08:22 AM (G5+As)

81 It amuses me RFK Jr. through trying to ban certain items from being snap eligible is going to put Democrats in the position of defending billions in obscene profits by major corporations.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:22 AM (tT6L1)

82 Hiya grammie! And hiya JT, if you happen to be reading this!

Posted by: bluebell at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (79pEw)

83 AAA-HA! You got me! I was just about ready drive from SC to WI and fix your hair!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2025 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

Too funny!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (SfhV1)

84 A Tesla is an easily identifiable target. And if the driver and/or passengers get incinerated in the process, to these fiends it's all about eggs and omelets, and sending a message.

Here is a modest proposal:

After the July 20 attempted assassination of Schickelgruber, the Nazis instituted a policy of "blood guilt,"* so that anyone involved in the attempt would not only be arrested and / or killed, but so would their entire family, down to distant cousins and grandchildren.

I suggest a variation here: if Dad is arrested for defacing a Tesla, throw his whole family in jail without trial. If Mom throws punches at a Tesla driver, drag her husband's sorry ass out of work as well as yanking her spawn out of school and throw them in jail.

Make is absolutely clear that if one of your family engages in domestic terrorism, all of you are going to be put so deep underground that they will have to pump sunlight into your cell.

*sorry, I am not at my books and can't quickly find the German term.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (Q0kLU)

85 I'm gonna straight up wreck every game of scrabble now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I had to rush my dog to the vet yesterday. She ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles.

Vet says no word yet.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (b294k)

86 General Milley’s Spectrum Hoarding Puts America in the Digital Slow Lane

That article is dead wrong. The premise is that DoD's spectrum needs are static, which they aren't by any means; they're growing exponentially like everyone else's. Want us to have our own "drone swarms"? Yeah, that uses a lot of spectrum. Also, the comparison to civilian and commercial usage of GPS is an "apples to oranges" situation: in the case of GPS, it's simply access to already-transmitted signals. Companies and people aren't transmitting their own GPS signals in that spectrum, they're only receiving GPS signals. In the case of "5G" and "6G" the technology involves transmitting in the mentioned spectrum, which reduces DoD's ability to utilize the spectrum they've been allocated and creates a high probability of interference to DoD operations. Another bad premise is the conflation of 5/6G tech to a certain portion of the spectrum. These are waveforms, and while they function optimally in certain portions of the spectrum, they are not wholly dependent on specific portions.

Posted by: Bert G at April 01, 2025 08:24 AM (VARTN)

87 Rabidly heterosexual Cory Booker has been lying and bloviating on the Senate floor for 13 hours now. Don't know what point he is trying to make.
Posted by: Filibusterig Fool at April 01, 2025 08:22 AM (G5+As)

What is he filibustering?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

88 36 we're fisking each other's quips now?
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:02 AM (AOsQT)

Read that as fisting

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 08:24 AM (gbOdA)

89 *sorry, I am not at my books and can't quickly find the German term.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (Q0kLU)

BLUT SCHULDIGUNGEN? MY PIGEON GERMAN GUESS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 08:25 AM (x0n13)

90 Funny thing, President Trump already mentioned the EU using both tariffs and regulation to keep American products out of the EU.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:25 AM (tT6L1)

91 "The issue is not Greenland."

Indeed. Trump doctrine is the Monroe Doctrine. Enhanced.

Great monologue, neighbor!

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 01, 2025 08:25 AM (1E4GV)

92 Well.

Apparently the revolution quite possibly WILL be televised.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 08:26 AM (fqEzO)

93 >What is he filibustering?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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apparently he is just performance ranting

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:26 AM (AOsQT)

94 Good morning good people. Thank you J.J. Happy Birthday!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:26 AM (cYBz/)

95 I suggest a variation here: if Dad is arrested for defacing a Tesla, throw his whole family in jail without trial. If Mom throws punches at a Tesla driver, drag her husband's sorry ass out of work as well as yanking her spawn out of school and throw them in jail.

Make is absolutely clear that if one of your family engages in domestic terrorism, all of you are going to be put so deep underground that they will have to pump sunlight into your cell.

*sorry, I am not at my books and can't quickly find the German term.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 01, 2025 08:23 AM (Q0kLU)

Yeah, no. That just gives estranged nutty spouses unhappy in divorce proceedings a chance to truly ruin their families' lives...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2025 08:27 AM (tOcjL)

96 This tweet says Fed chair Jerome Powell is resigning over Trump's tariff plans.

https://tinyurl.com/329f68n4

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:27 AM (paSBy)

97 All the usual suspects within the GOP are riled up because of this WI special election that they ignored for months. Pathetic. Same with the RNC.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 08:28 AM (/U5Yz)

98 Oh I will. Seeing it's April Fool's Day and all.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:16 AM (SfhV1)

Your flat, unvarnished delivery sold the joke. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:28 AM (Aqu9a)

99 Corey "cocaine and condoms" Booker has been bloviating non stop? I wonder if he brought his own blow or Hunter hooked him up?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at April 01, 2025 08:29 AM (tT6L1)

100 96 This tweet says Fed chair Jerome Powell is resigning over Trump's tariff plans.

https://tinyurl.com/329f68n4
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist a

He'll be free to apply for a spot on the Jim Cramer show.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 08:29 AM (/U5Yz)

101 Looks like all that handwringing yesterday might have been a tad premature.

>>@EricLDaugh

>>🚨 FLORIDA'S 6TH CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT, election day voting up to NOW: R+29.7

>District total: R+10

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2025 08:30 AM (LkLld)

102 Make is absolutely clear that if one of your family engages in domestic terrorism, all of you are going to be put so deep underground that they will have to pump sunlight into your cell.

5th amendment says no.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 01, 2025 08:30 AM (KAi1n)

103 That "Job Corps" article is more proof that we need to burn, scatter, and salt.

Posted by: pookysgirl volunteers to help at April 01, 2025 08:30 AM (Wt5PA)

104 If that 70 year old Tesla and Trump hating terrorist had a happy ending now and then he wouldn't be out wasting his time demonstrating against people and things he knows nothing about. Old Pops needs to get his ashes hauled once in awhile and enjoy life and stop acting like an 8 year old. His lack of nookie has turned him sour and violent.

Posted by: Heterosexual And Loving It! at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (R/m4+)

105 What are the odds that Booker faux collapses on the Senate floor to act like Jimmy Stewart in Mr. Smith goes to Washington?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (2ZThz)

106 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (53oGX)

107 Update: Grandbaby Tonypete is hanging in there - empty amniotic sac and all. Now at 27 weeks. Momma is completely bummed but, the staff is now allowing her a very short wheelchair ride around the facility daily so that is helping somewhat.

The Old Bitty Squad here has been sending her encouraging cards and messages which she is enjoying very much.

I'll relax a bit once Momma gets to 32 weeks.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (cYBz/)

108 >@CBSNews
1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study
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if you live in Colorado, probably yeah

Columbine
movie theater in Aurora
King Sooper in Boulder

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:32 AM (AOsQT)

109 Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (cYBz/)

Prayers for the wee one.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:32 AM (SfhV1)

110 *sorry, I am not at my books and can't quickly find the German term.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Oh, that's 'Fuckoffenuntfindoutten'.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:33 AM (cYBz/)

111 Have a good friend who is a Trumper, but loves to complain.

Whining about the special elections etc... I just told him that we won the Presidency and the Senate. Would you rather lose that so you can win off year votes?

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

112 >>>@CBSNews
1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

Total BS study. Probably funded by USAID.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 08:35 AM (/U5Yz)

113 > I can bring bricks! Can you provide the mostly peaceful Molotov Cocktails?
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Earlier there was a post about "home made explosives" found near a park. Numerous explosives.

The left's moving beyond bricks...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2025 08:35 AM (Q4IgG)

114 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

115 General Milley’s Spectrum Hoarding Puts America in the Digital Slow Lane

I am so tired of losing life and liberty to the MIC. It seems that they exist only to impoverish everyone who is either on the underwriting side or on the receiving side of the final product.

Trump, unfortunately has sold his soul to the MIC, like every other politician, as he keeps pissing away our money and piling up debt to bomb people on the other side of the planet to make Western Europeans and Israelis happy.

While Europe is committing suicide through DEI, ESG and pointless wars against Russia, We The People are supposed to spend whatever money, which has a high correlation to destroying our own National Security (by destroying our currency) to keep their shipping lanes from China and oil producing nations open.

And the military wants to "hoard the spectrum" for the benefit of the MIC and Globalists?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:35 AM (a4flb)

116 For what it's worth, the 80's mystery click was one of my FAVES back in the day. Still have it in the rotation, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

117 101. Thanks Jack. good to hear. Off year elections are always tough for the party in power. Saw a article from 2011, when GOP was winning most of the special elections, and how it looked bad for Obama in 2012. LOL

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:36 AM (YCxFk)

118 They gave Le Pen four years in prison. 200 percent tariff on French goods until they allow her to run in the election.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 08:36 AM (/U5Yz)

119 The unelected bureaucrats of the EU just "assassinated" the leading political figure in France, one of its founding member states. We'll look back on this as an historic moment.

Mumble Mumble somehting about those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 01, 2025 08:36 AM (Gqoy+)

120 >>>@CBSNews
1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

Total BS study. Probably funded by USAID.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

--

They must be including immigrants from Hamas who were "involved in mass shootings" by performing them in their home countries.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 08:37 AM (MvZ7K)

121 The Village of Dolton and the Thornton Township head to the polls today. SuperGrifter Henyard attempts to hang on to both of her positions, Village Mayor and Township Supervisor, via write-in votes.

Bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:38 AM (Aqu9a)

122 Man sentenced in deadly 2024 US 285 crash detained by ICE

https://tinyurl.com/sixteen-times

ICE said an immigration judge ordered Cruz-Mendoza to return to Mexico on May 29, 2002. Since then, ICE claims that Cruz-Mendoza has been “removed from the United States, or voluntarily returned to Mexico, 16 times.”

Sixteen times in 22 years. Once every 1.4 years for nearly a quarter of a century. This needs to change.

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 08:38 AM (/iMjX)

123 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Tegus. Another reason not to live in Florida. Too many obnoxious invasive species.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

124 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Woman claims that displaying an American flag—whether on clothing, as a car sticker, or at home—makes you racist.

Why do Democrats hate America so much?

https://tinyurl.com/2r694b68

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (NpAcC)

125 >1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

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wait
State of CO funds U of CO
State of CO is legislating to ban semi-automatic firearms
U of CO comes up with a supporting study
Repeat

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (AOsQT)

126 This tweet says Fed chair Jerome Powell is resigning over Trump's tariff plans.

Which makes total sense. Jerome Powell is a master economist when the mechanism is just printing large amount of money forever and ever.

He has absolutely no idea how economies function under tariffs and fiscal restraint.

He finally is succumbing to the fact that he is an imposter.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (a4flb)

127 97. Scott Pressler has been on it for months. It is not like it is a US Senate race. Hard to get people excited for a race 3 months out. Republicans have lives to live

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (YCxFk)

128 The irony of the Tesla attacks is that few owners are MAGA. Many even hate Trump. Heh

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 01, 2025 08:40 AM (Gqoy+)

129 I think the Gadsden Flag needs to make a comeback.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 08:40 AM (MvZ7K)

130 has been “removed from the United States, or voluntarily returned to Mexico, 16 times.”

Sixteen times in 22 years. Once every 1.4 years for nearly a quarter of a century. This needs to change.
Posted by: muldoon

Perhaps send him back in pieces this time.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:40 AM (cYBz/)

131 >>Thanks Jack. good to hear. Off year elections are always tough for the party in power. Saw a article from 2011, when GOP was winning most of the special elections, and how it looked bad for Obama in 2012. LOL

It's been like this forever. Party that wins the White House often has a fall off in the next round of elections.

The Wisconsin race is a tossup and none of the "experts" were predicting that 2 weeks ago and as of now Florida is right on track.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2025 08:40 AM (LkLld)

132 @122 a nice helicopter flight to the middle of the Gulf of America would stop his returning

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 08:40 AM (2ZThz)

133 Woman claims that displaying an American flag—whether on clothing, as a car sticker, or at home—makes you racist.

So does that cause a spiritual crisis when the US flag is alongside a rainbow flag?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:41 AM (a4flb)

134 “ Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil or fade.”

1 Peter 1:3-4

Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2025 08:41 AM (Ki+GJ)

135 Drove past my poling place in FL-01 a little bit ago. The line was significantly long considering it's a special election which typically doesn't get as large turnout as a general. I presume it was folks voting before heading to work. Nevertheless, it's a good sign for Jimmy Petronis, I think.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 01, 2025 08:41 AM (Y1sOo)

136 120 >>>@CBSNews
1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

Total BS study. Probably funded by USAID.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

I would never talk about the Texas MoMe that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2025 08:42 AM (jDZeQ)

137 Nevertheless, it's a good sign for Jimmy Petronis, I think.
Posted by: one hour sober

Ask your Doctor if Petronis is for you. Do not take Petronis if you are allergic to Petronis.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:42 AM (cYBz/)

138 It's been like this forever. Party that wins the White House often has a fall off in the next round of elections.

I'm going to petition for a massive grant to study Homeostasis of Tyranny in Failing Constitutional Republics.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:43 AM (a4flb)

139 120 >>>@CBSNews
1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

Total BS study. Probably funded by USAID.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

It's true, it's true!

Posted by: David Hogg at April 01, 2025 08:43 AM (Aqu9a)

140 Well, off to the VFW Hall I go. I put a hat on. I'm going to vote really really hard this time.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 01, 2025 08:44 AM (SfhV1)

141 Man sentenced in deadly 2024 US 285 crash detained by ICE

********

Driving a semi hauling angle iron and pipe, without a valid commercial driver's license, tried to pass 5 cars at once on a winding mountain highway and lost control, killing one person and injuring another.

Sixteen times deported.

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 08:44 AM (/iMjX)

142 “Because OpenAI prohibits any depiction of Muhammad – under any context – due to the credible, historically demonstrated risk of violent backlash, including threats, attacks, and death.”

“This is a security-driven, non-negotiable policy grounded in risk avoidance, not principle.”

pussies

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

143
It's true, it's true!
Posted by: David Hogg at April 01, 2025 08:43 AM (Aqu9a)

Speaking of not being at a mass shooting.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

144 Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (cYBz/)

That kid is gonna be a tough guy. He will be the one saying.... Oh, you're thirsty? I spent weeks in a dry womb without amniotic fluid to cushion my existence and you're whining that you're THIRSTY!?!?! Get outta here with that shit, crybaby!!!

Seriously though prayers for the little fella and mama.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 08:45 AM (4XwPj)

145 Tegus eat alligator eggs-that's a plus, unless you want to be up to your armpits in alligators. Now, we need to import an invasive species to eat the tegu eggs.

Posted by: Circle Of Life at April 01, 2025 08:45 AM (G5+As)

146 “Because OpenAI prohibits any depiction of Muhammad – under any context – due to the credible, historically demonstrated risk of violent backlash, including threats, attacks, and death

I'm now curious how one performs jihad against a data-center.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (a4flb)

147 Tegus. Another reason not to live in Florida. Too many obnoxious invasive species.
Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (77rzZ)

Tegus recipes in 3 2 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

148 Republicans have lives to live
Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:39 AM (YCxFk)

They need to ask themselves what those lives will be like under Leftism.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (h/ffs)

149 MY GOD, IT'S MIDNIGHT AND SENATOR CORY BOOKER IS STILL ON THE SENATE FLOOR, DISRUPTING SHIT! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED!!!
THANK YOU, SEN. BOOKER!!! 🙏💪

I hope it is hitting home why he is so beloved in this state. He should be running for Governor this year - but he knows he is needed in Washington DC. This country needs him. He's the real deal. In an America being destroyed by evil be a Booker.

Have any morning programs on network or cable covered Cory Booker's marathon Senate speech - now 13 hours? I wish he would quote Dems and not Reagan and Scalia. Eff all ReTHUGs

He is reading numerous communications from his New Jersey constituents and residents of other states. This is definitely the type of thing Democrats need to be doing and should have done some more of this type of thing already.

@bhennrich
Right now @CoryBooker is approaching hour 10 of using his voice to oppose the disastrous agenda being pushed by the Trump admin. This is what Democrats can do. Do you see this #MGPisGOP, stand up and speak out against fascism! Thank you Senator!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (TAWF1)

150 Musk and team are now DOGEing the Institute for Peace. They found that the staff had deleted 1 terabyte of financial information prior to DOGE showing up.

Sadly for them, the DOGE team is pretty smart and was able to recover the deleted information. The Institute for Peace was sending money to the Taliban and Iraq among other places. Expect lots of corruption to be exposed.

Mike Benz claims the money they were sending to the Taliban was used to support the opium trade. I haven't seen him wrong yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2025 08:48 AM (LkLld)

151 All I know is that being a young male intern in Cory Booker's office needs to come with hazard pay.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 08:48 AM (VuvGL)

152 Trying to picture Grammie wearing an Energy Dome Hat. Whip It.

Posted by: Pudinhead at April 01, 2025 08:48 AM (Hpgos)

153 1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

*********

Oddly enough, CU also claims that 1 out of every 15 Americans is "transgender".

Hmmm. I wonder if it could be the same 1 out of 15.

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 08:48 AM (/iMjX)

154 Corey Booker, in his fiercely heterosexual manner, stump speaks for over 10 hours in support of waste, fraud and abuse in the federal government.

THAT should be every headline about that bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

155 At least tegus don't climb trees like iguanas. A five foot long lizard dropping on your head anytime it gets cold would be inconvenient.

Posted by: Look On the Sunny Side at April 01, 2025 08:49 AM (G5+As)

156 "Maybe I breezed through this article too quickly, but I'm unsure how America would be sucked into this hellish ESG hellhole."

I know this from my day job.

The US SEC adopted climate change disclosure rules that were an abomination which have died a slow death in the courts. It's over except for the autopsy.

California adopted its own which are poised to go into effect, but which are being challenged in court. Newsom is trying to back away from the disaster that's going to happen. However it plays, he'll lose.

Meanwhile the EU put up an even worse set of rules which they are currently watering down. They purport to apply to US companies that do business in the EU. They intend to f*ck large US companies, but they'll hurt their own even more. At a time when the EU is losoing the competition wars.

You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 01, 2025 08:49 AM (Gqoy+)

157 @bhennrich
Right now @CoryBooker is approaching hour 10 of using his voice to oppose the disastrous agenda being pushed by the Trump admin. This is what Democrats can do. Do you see this #MGPisGOP, stand up and speak out against fascism! Thank you Senator!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (TAWF1)
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I see the DUmmies are making assertions for which they have no evidence, and, in fact, are hoping the Trump agenda ruins America so they can take power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 08:49 AM (tT6L1)

158 It appears that the Trump administration is willing to ignore judicial decisions and . . . ..”

And that's where the problem starts.

"It appears . . " so they can walk it back if need be. I understand it's an echo chamber but Rs would do service to appear and call her out.

What ruling?
What case?
What judge?

Because by filling the airwaves with such BS you generate more 70 year old assholes willing to take the leap. Unfortunately for us, the wrong kind of leap.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 01, 2025 08:49 AM (FxH7T)

159 Hooters files for bankruptcy in Texas.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

160 @bhennrich
Right now @CoryBooker is approaching hour 10 of using his voice to oppose the disastrous agenda being pushed by the Trump admin. This is what Democrats can do. Do you see this #MGPisGOP, stand up and speak out against fascism! Thank you Senator!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (TAWF1)

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (VE6XX)

161 129 I think the Gadsden Flag needs to make a comeback.
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I replaced the one I had in the picture window with an Israeli flag after 10/7. Still have one on the truck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (paSBy)

162 131. Florida looks good for sure.

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (YCxFk)

163 Cory Booker is so full of hot air that he's a weather balloon of self-importance.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (VuvGL)

164 Hooters files for bankruptcy in Texas.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

Sad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

165 I'll relax a bit once Momma gets to 32 weeks.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 08:31 AM (cYBz/)

My middle one was premature, but you would never know it to look at her- she is my tallest child. It was not fun being on bed rest and pumped full of steroids to get her lungs more developed, so my heart goes out to mama right now. Many prayers for everyone!

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2025 08:51 AM (7gm9V)

166 "Sadly for them, the DOGE team is pretty smart and was able to recover the deleted information. The Institute for Peace was sending money to the Taliban and Iraq among other places. "

Will the whiz-kid Leavitt report this at her next press briefing? I continue to maintain we're doing a piss-poor job in PR for DOGE. DOGE is the most important action Trump has taken and the most significant to the future of the country. We need a far more concerted effort to support it.

I'm even getting the unsettling feeling that we're backing away from it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 08:52 AM (h/ffs)

167 Tegus recipes in 3 2 1
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (gbOdA)

Nearly identical to smoked brisket. Ka-bob style, if pre-marinated with a tenderizing mixture.

Sauce on the side.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:52 AM (Aqu9a)

168 Read yesterday that the Hooters bankruptcy move is so that the founding family can do a company purchase… interesting maneuver.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2025 08:52 AM (PCK5/)

169 151 All I know is that being a young male intern in Cory Booker's office needs to come with hazard pay.
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Depends.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:52 AM (paSBy)

170 Meanwhile the EU put up an even worse set of rules which they are currently watering down. They purport to apply to US companies that do business in the EU.

I imagine there are going to be all kinds of bankers and lawyers who will be working lots of overtime to work out reorganizations and diversification of companies looking to minimize the EU's tyranny on their business model.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:53 AM (a4flb)

171 Hooters files for bankruptcy in Texas.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

I guess sales were too droopy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:53 AM (Aqu9a)

172 Will the whiz-kid Leavitt report this at her next press briefing? I continue to maintain we're doing a piss-poor job in PR for DOGE. DOGE is the most important action Trump has taken and the most significant to the future of the country. We need a far more concerted effort to support it.

I'm even getting the unsettling feeling that we're backing away from it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 08:52 AM (h/ffs)
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I don't think DOGE is being back away from. I think keeping DOGE in the background is a move designed to keep some heat off the people working on the project.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 08:54 AM (tT6L1)

173 129 I think the Gadsden Flag needs to make a comeback.

Years ago I had a very friendly and chatty dental hygienist turn pale and silent when she finally noticed my Gadsden bracelet.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 08:55 AM (h/ffs)

174 That "Job Corps" article is more proof that we need to burn, scatter, and salt.

I went to SJSU and there was a Job Corps nearby. There is a good reason that they weren't welcome on campus.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 08:55 AM (NR6c1)

175 Hooters files for bankruptcy in Texas.
Posted by: redridinghood

I always wanted to take one of their airline flights.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 08:56 AM (/U5Yz)

176 Now here's a dog who knows how to take care of bidness:

https://tinyurl.com/mrrtefur

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2025 08:56 AM (paSBy)

177 Sixteen times in 22 years. Once every 1.4 years for nearly a quarter of a century. This needs to change.
Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 08:38 AM (/iMjX)

Fines of, at least, one million dollars for employing an illegal AND jail sentences of, at least, one year... per offense.

No government aid of any sort and from any source... ever.

No bank accounts, no properties rented, nothing.

If that fails then consider summary executions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

178 Interesting clip over at Insty; that the real divide in this country isn't political, isn't racial--it's class (which we've been saying for years here).

Taking the 20-30% side of an issue makes sense when you see that as their base:
The college-educated employed in government-dependent jobs.

Hilariously, the folks at DU don't realize they are the base, not the upper crust, anointed to guide and care for the benighted, the middle and working class.

Which reminds me, Sowell needs to write a volume II to "Visions of the Anointed." That intellectual giant is an American treasure.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2025 08:57 AM (m77VT)

179 171 Hooters files for bankruptcy in Texas.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2025 08:50 AM (NpAcC)

I guess sales were too droopy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:53 AM

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 01, 2025 08:57 AM (dg+HA)

180 We decry the senseless killing of our lizard friends. We need to encourage their breeding.

Posted by: Tegu Boots, Wallets, Shoes, LLC. at April 01, 2025 08:58 AM (G5+As)

181 1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

*********

The same University of Colorado that is tightly affiliated with Children's Hospital Colorado that eagerly defied the President's EO banning transgender medical and surgical treatments, in their zeal to inflict permanent harm on delusional children?

That University of Colorado? Why would anyone believe anything they say?

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 08:58 AM (/iMjX)

182 Scott Pressler has been on it for months.

Presler.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

183 Send Dick Durbin and Bernie Sanders to Gitmo to get waterboarded until they confess and divulge their full connection to Hodgknson.

Imagine for a moment that a right wing activists with ties to a number of MAGA congressional leaders tried to assassinate a group of House Dems.

Not only would it have been the top news item for a whole year, those MAGA congressional leaders would have been arrested.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2025 08:58 AM (t0Rmr)

184 What would Chief Justice Rheinquist have done about these low level Judges?

Roberts is awful

Posted by: Jonah at April 01, 2025 08:58 AM (YCxFk)

185 >>>Ask your Doctor if Petronis is for you. Do not take Petronis if you are allergic to Petronis.

Patronis Disease is what makes one's dong take a sharp turn to the right.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 01, 2025 08:59 AM (Y1sOo)

186 Years ago I was on a road trip with the 16-year old Igno-son when the World Cup was on. We went to a local pub for lunch but we weren't drinking. With the place getting full, and the owner saw we weren't making him anymore money, he kicked us out saying my son was underage, which I thought was a dubious excuse.

It was half-time of a good match so we looked elsewhere unti we saw, coming out of the mist, a Hooters with a comely door gal.

So I asked, can we come in?

She looked at my son and then said: Certainly! We're a family restaurant!

We sat at the bar, where they refused to charge us for our Cokes.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 01, 2025 08:59 AM (Gqoy+)

187 1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study

They are counting paintball and laser tag aren't they

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2025 08:59 AM (t0Rmr)

188 I guess sales were too droopy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2025 08:53 AM (Aqu9a)

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Hot Mamma Wants To Ride at April 01, 2025 09:00 AM (R/m4+)

189 I have a metal playlist on right now for April Fools. Waiting to see if anyone comments on it. lol. I will switch when I start the class but right now I have people looking at each other as they get their equipment but not saying anything.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2025 09:00 AM (jAPoh)

190 Statham: It ain't hard to figure out, Hollyweird...

Good guy. Bad guy. Good guy wins.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 01, 2025 09:00 AM (1E4GV)

191 >Will the whiz-kid Leavitt report this at her next press briefing? I continue to maintain we're doing a piss-poor job in PR for DOGE. DOGE is the most important action Trump has taken and the most significant to the future of the country. We need a far more concerted effort to support it.

I agree there should be a more vocal campaign explaining what the Musk team is doing and what they are finding. The interview Musk and some of his team did with Brett Baier was very good. It was factual and clear.

But we are still up against a media and that is overwhelmingly left and dishonest and their base is just plain stupid. The other night Musk and one of his guys detailed how they found the Biden administration was registering millions of illegals for maximum SS benefits and voting and had proof some of them did vote.

Have you seen that reported anywhere by any of the major media companies other than Fox? Fox is anything but a conservative media outlet but they are the only ones even giving somewhat balanced coverage and everyone knows if the positions were reversed Musk would be a national hero.

The left is running a domestic terrorism organization. How is that being covered

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2025 09:01 AM (LkLld)

192 Scott Pressler has been on it for months.

I hope he insists on using the proper protection.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:01 AM (/U5Yz)

193 I'm now curious how one performs jihad against a data-center.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:46 AM (a4flb)

Some Saudi billionaire starts buying up all the nvidia cards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

194 Years ago I had a very friendly and chatty dental hygienist turn pale and silent when she finally noticed my Gadsden bracelet.
Posted by: Ordinary American

Might have just been a generalized reptile dysfunction.

Posted by: Don Prudhomme at April 01, 2025 09:02 AM (G5+As)

195 As a matter of personal policy, I routinely and automatically dismiss ANYONE who uses the term(-s) 'our democracy' or anything else referencing our system of government in that way.

We were constituted (see what I did there?) as a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC. We are NOT, and have never been, a 'democracy'. You want that? See Greece. Or Rome. Or any of the other dozens of failed nations (can you say 'Cuba' or 'Haiti'?). We'd better hope we NEVER become a 'democracy' ...

Posted by: Dr_No at April 01, 2025 09:02 AM (ayRl+)

196 Some Saudi billionaire starts buying up all the nvidia cards.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

--

If you read Pixy regularly you may decide that the joke will be on him.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 09:02 AM (kxQW1)

197 Statham: It ain't hard to figure out, Hollyweird...

Good guy. Bad guy. Good guy wins.

I watched Gibson's Flight Risk and I thought it was ok. I read about it on wiki which basically called the movie a failure, so I went to look up its financial and it almost doubled its total cost.

Compare that to Snow Woke...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2025 09:02 AM (t0Rmr)

198 Ok, into the breach I go. See you.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at April 01, 2025 09:03 AM (kxQW1)

199 1 out of every 3 American adults was at Woodstock in 1969, according to University of Colorado study

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 09:03 AM (/iMjX)

200 The term I was thinking of is Sippenhaft, meaning loosely 'blood impurity.' It was not only applied to the July 20 conspirators, but also to front-line troops on the Eastern Front if they deserted.

And yes, I know my proposal runs up against Constitutional protections and can certainly be abused, but I have run out of patience with the bought-and-paid-for Soros 'legal system.' I want the fear of God put into these treasonous nickelfuckers.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at April 01, 2025 09:03 AM (Q0kLU)

201 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Not a fools joke.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:03 AM (/U5Yz)

202 201 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Not a fools joke.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:03 AM (/U5Yz)

Trying to figure out the logistics of that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04 AM (VE6XX)

203 @ 201 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Not a fools joke.
______________________

They're doing that without including basil and garlic ... !?

Posted by: Dr_No at April 01, 2025 09:05 AM (ayRl+)

204 Jihad on a data center is probably much easier than one would think. Datacenters require massive amounts of cooling and that cooling usually involved massive amounts of water and large chillers.

Kill the cooling, the datacenter goes offline.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 09:05 AM (tT6L1)

205 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

/Looks confused in Italian

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2025 09:05 AM (t0Rmr)

206 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."
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I tried ketchup, but it was just too sweet.

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 01, 2025 09:07 AM (paSBy)

207 tomato paste to mimic a period?

Disgusting yet unsurprising.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 09:07 AM (tT6L1)

208 1 out of every 3 American adults was at Elvis' funeral, according to University of Colorado study

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 09:07 AM (/iMjX)

209
Trying to figure out the logistics of that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04 AM (VE6XX)

They enjoy stuffing things in their ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

210 I imagine there are going to be all kinds of bankers and lawyers who will be working lots of overtime to work out reorganizations and diversification of companies looking to minimize the EU's tyranny on their business model.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 01, 2025 08:53 AM (a4flb)
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You would think. But don't underestimate the near irresistable draw of the virtue signal on many of the current batch of CEOs and/or their AWFL wives. Plus there are other incentives that can be given or taken away by their largest shareholders; BlackRock, Vanguard and State Street.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)

211 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

It's not a claim. It's their truth! And if you don't embrace and accept it, you'll be punished.

Posted by: Gaystapo at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (TAWF1)

212 Well, pooch walking time is upon me.

Later!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (tT6L1)

213 Trying to figure out the logistics of that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04 AM (VE6XX)

They enjoy stuffing things in their ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

So tomato paste in the butt ? wouldn't that mimic bleeding hemorrhoids ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (VE6XX)

214 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

*slaps forehead* Wow! I could have had a V-8!

Posted by: Redwing Troon at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (Aqu9a)

215 1 out of every 15 American adults have been at a mass shooting, according to University of Colorado study
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What? I'm not even certain that 1 in 15 adults have been to an NBA game.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (neOeF)

216 But as the saying goes, ‘Wherever Books Are Burned, Men Also, in the End, Are Burned.'

Book burning has always been used as some kind of universal illustration of an overreaching society that is oppressive.

But should it be?

What should be the proper fate of the "children's books" that the pervert groomers put in our children's libraries that illustrate sodomy, oral sex, transgenderism, fisting and more absolute perversion?

I'd suggest to you that burning them is absolutely the proper disposal method.

Posted by: They're Sick of Our Shit at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (BN7Mi)

217 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

********

They call it "being on the Ragu"

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (/iMjX)

218 Duh!

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (/iMjX)

219 Just read the "_____ Is the Only US State That" article linked on the ONT. I noticed a few that were outright wrong.

For example, it said that Tennessee is the only state that borders eight other states. Not true. Missouri borders eight states also.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (77rzZ)

220 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."
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Get some Hunts for your....

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (neOeF)

221 Sweden's Deputy PM Ebba Busch warns Muslims in Europe: "Islam must adapt. Too many people practice Islam in Sweden and Europe, as they do in totalitarian states. It must stop. Islam must adapt to our shared fundamental values. Some values are not optional."

Is there hope for Sweden or is it too late?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (/U5Yz)

222
So tomato paste in the butt ? wouldn't that mimic bleeding hemorrhoids ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:08 AM (VE6XX)

Not if you're a broken dude that thinks he's a woman and that's now his twofer bonus and anus hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

223 They call it "being on the Ragu"
Posted by: muldoon

Oh my. And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I can't give up this place.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2025 09:10 AM (cYBz/)

224 >>Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

That's more like a hemorrhoid.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2025 09:10 AM (fO4QD)

225 205 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

/Looks confused in Italian
Posted by: 18-1

I always thought that Wednesday was Prince Spaghetti Day.

Posted by: Anthony! at April 01, 2025 09:10 AM (G5+As)

226 Kid Rock is on Varney talking about the dinner last night with Maher and Trump. Said it went great. Trump took Maher up to the private residence and showed him the Lincoln bedroom and Gettysburg address. Maher had never been at the White House with any Dem presidents

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:11 AM (2ZThz)

227 If a dude that thinks he's a woman has had the surgery to 'become' a woman, he simply needs to stop the 'treatments' that keep his newly formed 'bonus hole' from bleeding. He'll have his period.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

228 > Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."
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M ake
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2025 09:12 AM (Q4IgG)

229
Get some Hunts for your....
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM (neOeF)

Whataburger Spicy for that added pleasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

230 Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) said Monday on MSNBC’s “The Rachel Maddow Show” that she was training Americans to help take down a potential “dictatorship” of President Donald Trump.

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How does this not scream insurrection? It yells out that they don't like the election result and will make sure the winner cannot govern.

One other thing, deportation of this person might be the best thing for the country.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 09:13 AM (unUNN)

231 228 > Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

That's just sick.. And barf producing

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:13 AM (VE6XX)

232 >>Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Tell them to first remove it from the metal can.

Posted by: Roy at April 01, 2025 09:13 AM (fO4QD)

233 "Sauce with cheese
It's Chef Boyardee's!"

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:13 AM (77rzZ)

234 Sausage goes well when covered in tomato sauce.

Posted by: Trans Bleeder at April 01, 2025 09:14 AM (/U5Yz)

235 Lawsuits filed against the University of Michigan are piling up since Jim Harbaugh's protegee, Matt Weiss, was indicted for computer crimes.

Once NCAA investigators have all the details regarding Weiss' accessing practice footage at both Ohio State and Penn State, they will issue another Notice of Allegations to the university.

That will bring the number of NOAs issued to them to three for the Jim Harbaugh cheating scandal period from 2020-2023.

Posted by: one hour sober at April 01, 2025 09:14 AM (Y1sOo)

236 I'd suggest to you that burning them is absolutely the proper disposal method.

Along with the freaks that are pushing this on kids.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2025 09:14 AM (NR6c1)

237 Maybe those men shoving tomato paste inside themselves will get salmonella or botulism

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:14 AM (2ZThz)

238 233 "Sauce with cheese
It's Chef Boyardee's!"

I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 01, 2025 09:15 AM (Dv3i1)

239 "Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Tomato parents warn their rebellious kids they won't go into a pizza for a nice family. No, they go where the bad tomatoes go ...

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2025 09:15 AM (YG1l7)

240 >>Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term Unlimited Breadsticks.

Ok I don't know what that meant.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:15 AM (neOeF)

241 Kid Rock is on Varney talking about the dinner last night with Maher and Trump. Said it went great. Trump took Maher up to the private residence and showed him the Lincoln bedroom and Gettysburg address. Maher had never been at the White House with any Dem presidents
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:11 AM (2ZThz)

If find this a complete waste of time. Screw Bill Maher. He's NEVER going to be on your side. NEVER. He's a self-centered liberal piece of shit. Coddling him will gain you absolutely nothing.

What's his viewership? What's his influence? He's the posterchild for whoring himself out. He'll say whatever to keep himself even REMOTELY relevant.

Deport him to Haiti to meet Cannibal Lecter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

242 Maybe those men shoving tomato paste inside themselves will get salmonella or botulism
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Or buttulism.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

243 The left is desperate to find a single person deported wrongly.

LOL.

Dumbasses. They all are subject to deportation for illegal entry--no "other" crime required.

But the latest is merely describe as a "dad of a two year old." Because violent felons can't have children?

But the silly, desperate, pathetic part?
He has 20 tattoos. Which he, and the ACLU, claim are all totally innocent.
Like the one of a ghost. Which he claims is merely because he's a fan of SnapChat.
Sure. Yeah. Right.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2025 09:16 AM (m77VT)

244 I thought someone already invented the Clamato.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:16 AM (neOeF)

245 201 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Not a fools joke.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

So, not on the Ragu?

Posted by: Auspex at April 01, 2025 09:17 AM (j4U/Z)

246 Don't forget the meatballs.

Posted by: Trans Bleeder at April 01, 2025 09:17 AM (/U5Yz)

247 I thought someone already invented the Clamato.
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:16 AM (neOeF)

But not the Bearded Clamato, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

248

Clam sauce FTW!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 09:17 AM (x0n13)

249 Oh my gosh! Were you aware that Lena Dunham has stepped back from acting, and now only makes rare public apperances?

Her latest was a rare appearance yesterday, speaking at the Trans Day of Visibility rally in Washington DC.

Since the 'ettes don't get a lot of fashion reporting anymore, here's a description of her appearance:

"While at the rally, the Golden Globe Award winner rocked a sleeveless pink top paired with black bell bottoms.

Her raven tresses were pinned up into a stylish updo, with pink bobby pins. Pink eyeshadow and gold jewelry completed her ensemble."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 09:18 AM (a3Q+t)

250 Clam sauce FTW!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 09:17 AM (x0n13

That's gag worthy

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:18 AM (VE6XX)

251 Don't forget the meatballs.
Posted by: Trans Bleeder

Oh, they've got meaty balls, all right.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:18 AM (77rzZ)

252 Maher is a waste of time, I agree.

Posted by: runner at April 01, 2025 09:18 AM (g47mK)

253 How many latin American gangsters and criminals were set to be, for lack of a better word "groomed" by the Democrats to fill in the ranks along with Antifa, BLM and whoever else to become the Leftist Brownshirts.

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The solution is simple, deportation of all illegals regardless of when they arrived. Then perhaps they can apply to return and be properly processed so that everything is known about them.

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 09:18 AM (unUNN)

254 Trying to figure out the logistics of that
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:04

There are ice "cube" trays that are actually ice cylinders. Made for putting ice in a water or soda bottle. These ice cylinders are shaped like really long tampons. Fill about half of each cylinder it would be only a bit longer than a standard tampon. See where we're going here?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 09:20 AM (4XwPj)

255 Just saw the picture of Lena Dunham at trans visibility day. She so visible you could see her from space

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:20 AM (2ZThz)

256 Clam sauce FTW!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Tell 'em Joe sent ya, get a free glass of wine on the house!

Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (G5+As)

257 Umm... inserting it where, exactly?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (dg+HA)

258 I did my part. I contacted NJ republicans I know formerly from WI and urged them to tell their Republican friends and family members still in WI to get out the vote for Brad Schmiel!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (42Vb+)

259 228 > Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Good Lord. But yet I'm not surprised.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (h/ffs)

260 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."

Not a fools joke.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Are they taking Lodim to simulate cramps and mood swings?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (a3Q+t)

261 See where we're going here?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 09:20 AM (4XwPj)

No but I'm quite worried that you do!

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (neOeF)

262 Since the 'ettes don't get a lot of fashion reporting anymore

Well, there are AnchorBabe Fashioncop's reports on the attire (or non-attire, as appropriate) of the soap floozies. That's not good enough for the 'Ettes?

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (77rzZ)

263 Posted by: I gotta ask at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (dg+HA)

You really don't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

264

ARRABIATA CON DENTATA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (x0n13)

265 249 Oh my gosh! Were you aware that Lena Dunham has stepped back from acting, and now only makes rare public apperances?

Her latest was a rare appearance yesterday, speaking at the Trans Day of Visibility rally in Washington DC.

Wow, she really let herself go.

https://tinyurl.com/yp6243vy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (/U5Yz)

266 Wow, she really let herself go.

https://tinyurl.com/yp6243vy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (/U5Yz)

I looked.. Do not do it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (VE6XX)

267 UGH

we were doing so well, and then the tomato sauce thing

come on, people!

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (AOsQT)

268 "Excuse me, ma'am. Would you like some clam sauce for your linguini?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

269 Wonder what the April Fool's Day art is gonna be.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

270 Men claiming to be women are inserting frozen tomato paste into themselves to mimic "a period."
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Remember this is from the party that "respects women".

I'd hate to see what a party that doesn't respect women would look like.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (neOeF)

271 Wow, she really let herself go.

https://tinyurl.com/yp6243vy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (/U5Yz)

Well, she certainly led herself to the buffet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

272 269 Wonder what the April Fool's Day art is gonna be.
Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

OTTOMAN MAN SLUMPED OVER WITH A JAR OF TOMATO PASTE. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (x0n13)

273 Oh my gosh! Were you aware that Lena Dunham has stepped back from acting, and now only makes rare public apperances?

Her latest was a rare appearance yesterday, speaking at the Trans Day of Visibility rally in Washington DC.

Wow, she really let herself go.

https://tinyurl.com/yp6243vy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (/U5Yz)

Maybe sexually abusing your younger sister has long lasting mental health effects.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 01, 2025 09:24 AM (MGB5H)

274 Sweden's Deputy PM Ebba Busch warns Muslims in Europe: "Islam must adapt. Too many people practice Islam in Sweden and Europe, as they do in totalitarian states. It must stop. Islam must adapt to our shared fundamental values. Some values are not optional."

Is there hope for Sweden or is it too late?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM

Tell me you don't understand Islam while not understanding Islam.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 09:25 AM (a3Q+t)

275 Is April Fools Day celebrated in France?

Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at April 01, 2025 09:25 AM (G5+As)

276 273 Oh my gosh! Were you aware that Lena Dunham has stepped back from acting, and now only makes rare public apperances?

Her latest was a rare appearance yesterday, speaking at the Trans Day of Visibility rally in Washington DC.

Visibility ? You could probably see her from Space

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2025 09:25 AM (VE6XX)

277 It occurred to me last night that Trump’s “not-joking” talk of a 3rd term is probably tactical. He’s witnessing the resistance of the bureaucracy and courts and says to himself: “They just plan to wait me out like last time… they might not have the patience for that if they think there’s even some chance I’ll be here longer”
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I say it's a much bigger target: SCOTUS

You want to add meaning--clearly contrary to the drafting and spirit of the Amendment to give citizenship merely because one stole into the country and gave birth?
Ok, the 22nd is much more ambiguous--I ain't going away. I have 80+ million voters, you have ... words.
I dare you.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2025 09:26 AM (m77VT)

278 >Wow, she really let herself go.

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she doubled in size 🐄

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2025 09:26 AM (AOsQT)

279 267 There was a time only a few generations ago, when many people had no clue what perverts did to each other. Or to wholesome vegetables.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 01, 2025 09:26 AM (YG1l7)

280 OTTOMAN MAN SLUMPED OVER WITH A JAR OF TOMATO PASTE. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Remind me to ask CBD never to let you do an Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:26 AM (77rzZ)

281 274 Sweden's Deputy PM Ebba Busch warns Muslims in Europe: "Islam must adapt. Too many people practice Islam in Sweden and Europe, as they do in totalitarian states. It must stop. Islam must adapt to our shared fundamental values. Some values are not optional."

Is there hope for Sweden or is it too late?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:09 AM

Tell me you don't understand Islam while not understanding Islam.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2025 09:25 AM

TO EVEN SAY THAT INVITES A BEHEADING AND A CLIT CLIPPING!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2025 09:27 AM (x0n13)

282 This Ebba Busch Swedish person has a Coexist sign on there car. Islam don't work that way square head

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2025 09:27 AM (2ZThz)

283 At least, at one time, I thought Lena's face was relatively pleasant.

But she's been stuffing too many donuts into it for too long.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:28 AM (77rzZ)

284 Sweden's Deputy PM Ebba Busch
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ABBA bush >>> Ebba Busch?

(I'll show myself out)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 01, 2025 09:29 AM (Dv3i1)

285 No but I'm quite worried that you do!
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:21 AM (neOeF)

Sometimes I worry about the shit I either know or can figure out based on things I already know.
My mind is an........ interesting place.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 09:30 AM (4XwPj)

286 I've done what I can to stop the overstuffing of donuts.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at April 01, 2025 09:30 AM (a3Q+t)

287 Minor quibble about brainwashed suicide bombers. I've read a few accounts where would be suicide bombers are down from the mentally challenged, if you will. In other words, not very bright.
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You're using the western definition of mental ability, where 100 is average.

In the ME, the average is much lower.
"mildly retarded" here is, "good student" there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2025 09:30 AM (m77VT)

288
A
R
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Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2025 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

289 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2025 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

290 NUDUS gratia artis.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:31 AM (77rzZ)

291 Having abandoned its long-standing opposition to systematic academic boycotts against Israel, progressive politics are fueling the AAUP’s anti-Zionist agenda
American Assoc. University Profs (AAUP) Threw Away Credibility To Become An Anti-Israel “Fighting Organization”

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I am not surprised, I learned recently that most of the teaching staff at universities are foreigners and a lot of them are from the Muslim world. Have they been brought over to do the jobs Americans won't do like teach anti-semitism?

Posted by: Decaf at April 01, 2025 09:31 AM (unUNN)

292 Beware clicking on today's art.

Posted by: Bulg at April 01, 2025 09:33 AM (77rzZ)

293 Wow, she really let herself go.

https://tinyurl.com/yp6243vy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 01, 2025 09:22 AM (/U5Yz)

I looked.. Do not do it...
Posted by: It's me donna

Yeh. I looked. But in my quest to be more charitable to the unfortunate I will say... Pink is a good color for her.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 09:33 AM (4XwPj)

294 Beware clicking on today's art.

Pervert stuff?

Posted by: They're Sick of Our Shit at April 01, 2025 09:35 AM (BN7Mi)

295 Sweden's Deputy PM Ebba Busch warns Muslims in Europe: "Islam must adapt. Too many people practice Islam in Sweden and Europe, as they do in totalitarian states. It must stop. Islam must adapt to our shared fundamental values. Some values are not optional."
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April Fools!!!

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:39 AM (neOeF)

296 Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at April 01, 2025 09:30 AM (4XwPj)

I prefer to stay dumb. I will take dumb.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2025 09:40 AM (neOeF)

297 Walter Kirn and Matt Taibbi are a little rough on the NYT for throwing Zelensky under the bus.

https://x.com/walterkirn/status/1906802772387021110

https://x.com/mtaibbi/status/1906841849672728599

https://x.com/walterkirn/status/1906895419374031124

Posted by: KT at April 01, 2025 09:59 AM (xekrU)

298 1 out of every 3 Boomers was at Woodstock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 01, 2025 10:12 AM (W2MFb)

299 @12/"Perfessor" Squirrel: "FORMER President Trump? Did I miss something here?"

The article linked a post on X from Sept 8, 2024 when Biden was still the empty sock puppet "president", and Trump was still "Former".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2025 10:48 AM (O7YUW)

300 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

An older guy (probably my age🤫

was interviewed at a Tesla protest site & asked why he was participating. He responded that 'they' (DOGE) are mean to Federal employees. Ha! He knows nothing. You want to see mean in Federal employment? Between largely incompetent 'managers' lacking real, specific job experience & local unions, you can't imagine the capacity for "mean," and who is targeted. Retaliation is a fine tuned speciality in Federal employment, especially against older, long term (w/generally good work ethics) employees.

But back to DOGE: It is, in fact, "Special Government Employees (SGEs)," and all the ethics rules by which they are to abide are online.

If DOGE is such a problem within the Federal workforce, then ALL SGE 'services' are a problem.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 01, 2025 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

301 How broadly are SGEs employed? Very, i.e., look at U.S. Department of Defense Standards of Conduct Office, An Ethics Guide for Special Government Employees, INCLUDING CONSULTANTS AND EXPERTS (SUCH AS ADVISORY COMMITTEE MEMBERS) Emphasis added.

Get them^ out for the present & the foreseeable future from any/all Federal employment until the internal managerial/employee/union system gets straightened out.
Let's see how the government aristocrats like doing the jobs for which they're well paid. How have they been managing their staffs including preparing IDPs and having their subordinates complete necessary training in a timely manner? What proper and legal actions are they taking when they find subordinates are not good matches for their positions?

How are agencies handling field work? Are they allowing their personnel to collect minimum evidence & then turning over information to consultants and SGEs to prepare cases & defend findings? I bet, yes!

Why have agencies been permitted to blow through $ for IT & field consultants (such as engineers) when they are to have onboard, full time Federal employee positions? Where'd all the agency $ for IT go over the years?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 01, 2025 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

302 US Digital Service, other SGEs, 'consultants'??? 🤔

And that's why Musk and his people are such threats. That & things have been lousy in the Federal workforce for over 20 years under W, O&J, and Bernie except for awards & benefits.
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Natalie Winters
@nataliegwinters
Tesla protest organizer Indivisible deleted a webpage promising $200 reimbursements for anti-Trump/Musk protestors.

The form to request money is still up.
8:49 AM · Mar 31, 2025
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Good April Fools Day!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at April 01, 2025 10:55 AM (NFX2v)

303 The two Who members are realistic. Yes, aging is inevitable, just how and when are up for grabs.
I've personally moved from mild hearing loss to moderate. It does make it more challenging to take on life's tasks, but all I can say is Thank God for modern hearing aids. If you think you MIGHT need them, check it out. Early use will prolong the quality of your hearing as long as it can be.
And, the quality of life with hearing aids is SO much better!

Posted by: Linda S Fox at April 01, 2025 11:05 AM (7Rs+y)

304 Grammie, you'll never see this but Ima type it anyway.

I love you.

Posted by: creeper at April 01, 2025 11:07 AM (M6moH)

305 brought forward from MR

Man sentenced in deadly 2024 US 285 crash detained by ICE

https://tinyurl.com/sixteen-times

ICE said an immigration judge ordered Cruz-Mendoza to return to Mexico on May 29, 2002. Since then, ICE claims that Cruz-Mendoza has been “removed from the United States, or voluntarily returned to Mexico, 16 times.”

Sixteen times in 22 years. Once every 1.4 years for nearly a quarter of a century. This needs to change.

In 2024 he was driving a semi hauling angle iron and pipe, without a valid commercial driver's license, tried to pass 5 cars at once on a winding mountain highway and lost control, killing one person and injuring another.

Sixteen times deported.

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2025 11:14 AM (/iMjX)

306 Very long lines in my conservative western WI county. Might be a good sign for Schimel.

Still, getting actual people to vote is harder than Milwaukee just printing up more pre-filled ballots.

Posted by: nerdbert at April 01, 2025 12:24 PM (h9YN/)

307 Anybody who participates in Tesla Terrorism knows that this the beginning, not the end. The goal is burn down the capitalist society. That is why Mayor Karen Bass and Governor Newsom ordered Los Angeles must be allowed to burn down. [Let It Burn!], they cried out. So for three days they watched Los Angeles burn down, occasionally sending up an airplane to dump one load or retardant on the massive blaze.
That is their goal. It has always been their goal.

Posted by: wferrin at April 01, 2025 02:05 PM (lCdHU)

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