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Border Czar Tom Homan: We've Already Arrested 308 Criminal Illegal Alien Murderers and Rapists

He also makes Dana Bash very, very sad when he tells her that illegal aliens can be arrested even if they've committed no other crime than illegal entry into the country.

Further, he says that leftwing mayors and governors can either cooperate and help ICE catch the wanted criminals, or ICE will search illegal alien neighborhoods themselves and arrest both the normal illegal aliens and the wanted illegal aliens.

So it's the lefties who are responsible for non-wanted illegal aliens being deported.

"There's going to be more collateral arrests in sanctuary cities because they forced us to go into the community and find the guy we're looking for," Homan said.

"When you release a public safety threat out of a sanctuary jail and they won't give us access to him, that means we got to go to the neighborhood and find him, and we will find him, but when we find him, he may be with others," Homan added. "Others that don't have a criminal conviction and are in the country illegally. They will be arrested too."

Homan said that's the difference between the Trump administration and the previous one: "ICE is going to enforce the immigration law."

As he went on to note, there's nothing in the Immigration and Nationality Act stating an illegal immigrant must be convicted of a serious crime to be deported.

Surprised by his statement, Bash asked for clarification on what he was saying.

"Let me just make sure that I understand what you're saying, because at first you said that the first targets are those with criminal records, but you are also saying that those who are undocumented in the U.S. who don't have criminal records, people who are working in their communities, maybe even have spouses who are American citizens, they could be swept up by ICE today as well?" she asked.


"What I'm telling you is, when we go find our priority target, which is a criminal alien, if he's with others in the United States illegally, we're going to take enforcement action against him," Homan replied. "We're going to enforce the immigration law."

My dick just got remoralized.

And it just got even more remoralized: the Justice Department is putting Sanctuary Democrats on notice that it is illegal to block the federal government from executing federal policy and they will be prosecuted if they turn Insurrectionist.

The Justice Department is directing its federal prosecutors to investigate for potential criminal charges any state or local officials who stand in the way of beefed-up enforcement of immigration laws under the Trump administration, according to a memo to the workforce obtained by The Associated Press on Wednesday.

The memo, written by acting Deputy Attorney General Emil Bove, also instructs the Justice Department's civil division to work with a newly formed Sanctuary Cities Enforcement Working Group to identify state and local laws and policies that "threaten to impede" the Trump administration's immigration efforts and potentially challenge them in court.

The three-page memo signals an immediate and sharp turnabout in priorities from President Joe Biden's Democratic administration, with prosecutors told in no uncertain terms that they will be on the front lines of an administration-wide effort to crack down on illegal immigration and border crime and that they are expected to carry out the policy vision of President Donald Trump's Republican White House when it comes to violent crimes, the threat of transnational gangs and drug trafficking.

...

The memo said federal prosecutors must "take all steps necessary to protect the public and secure the American border by removing illegal aliens from the country and prosecuting illegal aliens for crimes" committed in U.S. jurisdiction."


The memo suggests there will be a spike in immigration cases under the new administration, instructing U.S. attorney's offices across the country to inform courts of its policy "and develop processes for handling the increased number of prosecutions that will result." Any decisions by federal prosecutors to decline to prosecute immigration violations must be disclosed to Justice Department headquarters in so-called "urgent reports," which are used to update leadership on law enforcement emergencies or significant matters of national interest.

It also directs prosecutors to investigate for potential criminal charges cases in which state and local officials obstruct or impede federal functions. As potential avenues for prosecution, the memo cites a conspiracy offense as well as a law prohibiting the harboring of people in the country illegally.


"Federal law prohibits state and local actors from resisting, obstructing and otherwise failing to comply with lawful immigration-related commands and requests," the memo says. "The U.S. Attorney's Offices and litigating components of the Department of Justice shall investigate incidents involving any such misconduct for potential prosecution.

...

The memo also says the department will return to the principle of charging defendants with the most serious crime it can prove, a staple position of Republican-led departments meant to remove a prosecutor's discretion to charge a lower-level offense. And it rescinds policies implemented by Biden Attorney General Merrick Garland, including one designed to end sentencing disparities that have imposed harsher penalties for different forms of cocaine.

I was told Insurrection was the greatest crime imaginable, and must be punished by the harshest and most draconian means possible.

So that's the standard we should shoot for, then.

Transgender Simon Phoenix, who has now gone full Insurrectionist and claimed that Trump stole the election -- not that Jake Tapper noticed or minded -- is melting down about Trump's orders on immigration.


Posted by: Ace at 01:22 PM




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1 FIRST!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:22 PM (wtvvX)

2 !

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 22, 2025 01:22 PM (OKAVn)

3 All the right people are losing their fucking minds.

Is there NOTHING Trump can't accomplish???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:22 PM (wtvvX)

4 Today I signed a pardon for Second Gentleman of the United States Doug Emhoff for any domestic violence he may have committed or may choose to commit in the future.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2025 01:23 PM (Y1oIY)

5 Holman is a BOSS

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:23 PM (Hkcdp)

6 BRB, callin the doc. It's been more than four hours.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2025 01:23 PM (2UnvF)

7 6 BRB, callin the doc. It's been more than four hours.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2025 01:23 PM (2UnvF)

My erection has an erection!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:24 PM (wtvvX)

8 Joy Reid, Sunny Hostein - what is it with these bitterly ironic names?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2025 01:24 PM (ixyiv)

9 Winning!

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 01:24 PM (aBgBM)

10
Transgender Simon Phoenix

lol, Ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (RDFmy)

11 Arrest the mayors and governors too!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (iF6GW)

12 "Transgender Simon Phoenix...".

lol, Ace - love that one!

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (9Ovst)

13
Ace still has it!

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (RDFmy)

14 Denver mayor is already buckling after furiously waving his microdick at Trump for 2 months

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (HYKHz)

15 Also, acting Homeland Security chief fired Commandant of US Coast Guard, a DEI obsessed woman and failure.

Now, US Coast Guard dispatched to enforce our borders in coordination with Holman.


#WINNING

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)

16
Today I signed a pardon for Second Gentleman of the United States Doug Emhoff for any domestic violence he may have committed or may choose to commit in the future.
Posted by: Joe Biden


No matter.

Doug the Thug is laying plans to be outta there!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (xG4kz)

17 SkyNews is an international treasure.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (PMtkd)

18 The coming arrests for aiding and abetting cartels are all the remoralization program I need! (can I use that in a 'morale' sense?)

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (QrkKu)

19 The Justice Department is directing its federal prosecutors to investigate for potential criminal charges any state or local officials who stand in the way of beefed-up enforcement of immigration laws under the Trump administration, according to a memo to the workforce obtained by The Associated Press on Wednesday.
==


HOLY MOLY !!

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (g47mK)

20 It’s in the “It’s different when we do it” clause of The Constitution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (17s+e)

21 Today I ordered the arrest of Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi and George Clooney for insurrection against the legal Democratic Party Candidate for President and for gross negligence in failing to fake enough votes to defeat Donald Trump.

Four more years. Pause.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (Y1oIY)

22
First they came from the trannies, and I cheered.

I would think going all Carman Miranda with the foofy bonnet in Central America would be FABULOUS!

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (j4U/Z)

23 Adults are back in charge.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (Ab/3c)

24 Who wants to see Arizona AG in jail, raise your hand !

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)

25
Denver mayor is already buckling after furiously waving his microdick at Trump for 2 months
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshamba


It's now a picodick.

Even molecular tweezers won't help him pull it from his Big Boy Underoos.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (xG4kz)

26 Transgender Simon Phoenix. Larf!!! It took me a minute to get that !! Thanks. That hit the spot....

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (YnLVJ)

27 14 Denver mayor is already buckling after furiously waving his microdick at Trump for 2 months
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Mighty Fondler of MAGAshambas at January 22, 2025 01:26 PM (HYKHz)

=======

Every single Democrat mayor who has pushed for sanctuary city status knows that they are not just being inactive in the face of federal requests. They're actively encouraging obstruction. It's not the status, it's the policies beneath the status.

It's orders to subordinates.

It's discoverable emails and texts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

28 Ace still has it!
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (RDFmy)

***

And I would like him to give it back... I let him borrow it, not keep it

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (1FWWQ)

29 Word Power: remoralize

Verb. To supply with morals again.

Use in a sentence:

"My dick just got remoralized."

*??!*

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (SWpF+)

30 I had to look up Simon Pheonix. Holy cow Ace nailed that one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (PMtkd)

31 This what happens when you miss, shitlibs.

And you missed TWICE.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (wtvvX)

32 >>>Further, he says that leftwing mayors and governors can either cooperate and help ICE catch the wanted criminals, or ICE will search illegal alien neighborhoods themselves and arrest both the normal illegal aliens and the wanted illegal aliens.

Leftists are children.

This is the exact strategy I use with my children: You can choose undesirable (from your perspective, desirable from my perspective) option A, or you can choose really painful, really undesirable option B.

Posted by: Married Guys at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (i24o9)

33 Homan is eating the Cats, he's eating dogs, he is eating the pets of the people that live there. Felonious Trump has unleashed the dogs of war.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (Wg6v7)

34 I forget, is that warning 'lasts more than four hours', or 'more than four days?

I may need to call my doctor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (a1415)

35
Holman is a BOSS

Get the L out of there!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

36 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (LkLld)

37 Question: Is there such a thing as a "hinged leftist?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (6K6Eu)

38 Go ahead leftists, get upset those rapists, murderers and child molesters are being arrested. By all means, spend what little political capital you currently have to fight against that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (CwhoI)

39 Deport the illegal families together.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (JdxE1)

40 School shooting in Nashville 2 people wounded.
Shooter shot himself.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

41 Arrest the mayors and governors too!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (iF6GW)

Along with DC prison guards and wardens who won't release J6ers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (dGCAG)

42 More please

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (fwDg9)

43 Mack the Knife was nuttin compared to Ace at putting the knife in.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (ctrM5)

44 36 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (LkLld)

----

I wonder what the ROE will be.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (PMtkd)

45 Still having blonde hair , though my beard is gray, I resent Joy Reid committing cultural appropriation against towheads. Blondes of the world unite!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (6v8aM)

46 "The Justice Department is directing its federal prosecutors to investigate for potential criminal charges any state or local officials who stand in the way of beefed-up enforcement of immigration laws under the Trump administration, according to a memo to the workforce obtained by The Associated Press on Wednesday."

while i'm normally against more federal involvement and wish more power would be returned and retained by the states, this is an area that 1. the fed gov MUST control, b. the fed gov has legal authority over, and III. drives the lefties mad so I'm 1000% behind it...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (v6XNT)

47 Holman is a BOSS

Get the L out of there!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (63Dwl)
----------
No L, No L
Homan has no L!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (6K6Eu)

48 Calling illegal aliens "undocumented" is like saying the only the problem with shoplifting is not having a receipt.

Posted by: Zek at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (5FPX4)

49 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.
===
Wake me when he sends 1500 troops across the border. Cause it's gonna happen, and Mexico is gonna be fine with it.

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (YnLVJ)

50 I'd be happier if the headline said he arrested 308 criminal Democrats. And deported them.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (gqsiU)

51 How in the world did someone think it a good idea to put Dana Bash in front of a camera? She's the Andrea Mitchell of our time.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (1bNHn)

52 36 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (LkLld)

Which branch? Does Posse Comatose apply?

Posted by: davidt at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (i0F8b)

53 School shooting in Nashville 2 people wounded.
Shooter shot himself.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

Let's start the clock... how long it takes before we get info on the shooter will of course tell us much about the shooter.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

54 Doug the Thug is laying plans to be outta there!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Yeah, the era of Kamala opening doors for him is coming to an end.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (j4U/Z)

55 Many illegals have documents. So it is incorrect to use the phrase Undocumented unless you intend to spread confusion.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (fs1hN)

56 30 I had to look up Simon Pheonix. Holy cow Ace nailed that one.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (PMtkd)

Demolition Man is a great warning film about another dystopian "utopia", even if Denis Leary suggested people don't go to watch it (this may have been tongue-in-cheek).

We're 7 years away from it.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (9Ovst)

57 The easiest deport are the illegals boarded on military bases and in hotels. Get then all, eh... on big sweep

Posted by: Jdv at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (ynqPF)

58 The Justice Department is directing its federal prosecutors to investigate for potential criminal charges any state or local officials who stand in the way of beefed-up enforcement of immigration laws under the Trump administration, according to a memo to the workforce obtained by The Associated Press on Wednesday.
-----------------------------

The challenge will be keeping up the momentum. The prog activists will moan and cry and sue to try to discourage the spineless Republicans and get them to denounce Trump. But they can only get coverage for so long if they aren't getting results. If Trump can stay focused (and that is a weakness of his) and the spineless can be forced to stay on board until the initial wave of resistance has passed, Homan can keep thus up for four years and truly make a huge difference for the USA.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (a/dOO)

59
Homan is a bulldog. No shits given.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (xG4kz)

60 >>I wonder what the ROE will be.

My assumption would be to do things like moving caught illegals around and wall construction to free up the BP to do their jobs.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (LkLld)

61 >>>an immediate and sharp turnabout in priorities from President Joe Biden's Democratic administration, with prosecutors told in no uncertain terms that they will be on the front lines of an administration-wide effort to crack down on illegal immigration and border crime

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)

62 308 X 365 = 112,420

Gonna need to step up their game to remove at least 5 million. But some will self deport if they see their neighbors being detained in holding camps near the border.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (Cus5s)

63 Calling illegal aliens "undocumented" is like saying the only the problem with shoplifting is not having a receipt.
Posted by: Zek at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (5FPX4)

Your honor, I didn't know she was 14, she was undocumented!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (dGCAG)

64 I guess the Transgender Simon Phoenix joke would be funnier if I knew who or what a Simon Phoenix is.

Joy Reid's head looks like a bowling alley has an inventory problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (8zz6B)

65 Scum in the Senate (CHris Van Hollen) who cannot stop Trump's nominees are losing it. "Mr. Chairman, I want the record show that my question was not answered!11! "

Get bent, scum.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (g47mK)

66 >>36 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (LkLld)

----

I wonder what the ROE will be.
__
Just the sight of humvees kicking up dust along the border will be a nice start, regardless of the ROE.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (bNf8H)

67 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.
_____

Trump just released 1500 J6ers. Coincidence?

Posted by: Jamie Raskin at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (fs1hN)

68 In the last twenty-four hours, ICE arrested over 308 serious criminals. Some of them were murderers. Some of them were rapists. Some of them raped a child

If Homan could do this in his first 24 hours, it could have been done on Jan 19th. I would have questions of some people...

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (c5wrR)

69
We're 7 years away from it.
Posted by: Thrawn


Got your frequent diner card for Taco Bell in hand already?

I knew that you would!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (xG4kz)

70 308 is a drop in the bucket. We have, at minimum, 25 million people who we could deport in this country right now (between illegals are those who are currently "out of status" due to an expired visa).

Why does it matter if they committed a violent crime? I hope that's just political nonsense, and ICE agents ARE prepared to deport every illegal they run across, even if that means they have to go door to door.

And we need to stop the bleeding. This is absurd that we allowed this to happen. Also, stop issuing fucking visas. Like today.

...Anyways, rant over. It's at least a step in the right direction.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (uCjyK)

71 How in the world did someone think it a good idea to put Dana Bash in front of a camera? She's the Andrea Mitchell of our time.
===
The Avatar of Karen. There has always been one through the ages.

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (YnLVJ)

72 Roll into town with armored cars and prison buses. Make a point of sticking around for a while. Who knows who might show up that could be tended to by either the cars or the buses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (Q4IgG)

73 40 School shooting in Nashville 2 people wounded.
Shooter shot himself.
-------------------
Was the shooter a father protecting his child?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (Wg6v7)

74 Who's the cutie who introduces the Joy Reid clip?

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (77rzZ)

75
Antifa forced cancellation of TPUSA event at Univ of Washington.

Time to prosecute this terrorist org for violating federal Civil Rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (RDFmy)

76 I guess with Biden gone, it's no longer legal to rape a child.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (1bNHn)

77 >>Which branch? Does Posse Comatose apply?

Hasn't been announced yet. As I said above I think the troops will be involved in support roles to avoid things like Posse Comitatus. Free up the BP to do their actual jobs instead of making them babysitters.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (LkLld)

78 They will only need to arrest and charge a few of these sanctuary idiots. The others will have a change of thought.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

79 So far.

We've arrested 308 criminal illegal alien murderers and rapists so far.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (FAbrK)

80 Two full battalions of Proud Boys?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (JdxE1)

81
Jamie Raskin


That's "felony-adjacent Jamie Raskin", thank you very much!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (xG4kz)

82 41 Arrest the mayors and governors too!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 01:25 PM (iF6GW)

Along with DC prison guards and wardens who won't release J6ers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (dGCAG)


I hope that shortly after Bondi is sworn-is she will appoint some Special Counsels. Investigating the railroading and jail abuse of J6ers should be one of them.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (aBgBM)

83 Who wants to see Arizona AG in jail, raise your hand !
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:27 PM (g47mK)

Governor, too! Election thieves, both of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (8zz6B)

84 "Transgender Simon Phoenix . . . ."

Nah brah. Simon Phoenix was cool as fuck. Great character, great villain, Wesley Snipes nailed it.

Joy Reid does not even rise to the level of the excrement Simon Phoenix left on the sea shells.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

85 I like this guy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (aD39U)

86 In Rita Panahi's clip of Joy Reid, she showed some tape from Trump's inauguration. Caught a quick shot of Frank Luntz (the short guy with the dark beard) checking on his cell phone. What was *he* doing at the inauguration? Guest of Kevin McCarthy's?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (SWpF+)

87 Who wants to see Arizona AG in jail, raise your hand !

Wow, look at all those Nazi salutes!
---MSDNC

Posted by: Oddbob at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (/y8xj)

88 Argh! Auto correct is adding the “l” to Homan.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (Hkcdp)

89 Today I signed a pardon for the late Lincoln Riley on behalf of the people of Oklahoma.

A great wrong has now been righted.

A cannibal ate my uncle, fat.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (Y1oIY)

90 You guys are so funny. On a serious note, my nieces husband ran into some of his fellow Hondurans in Tulsa. He ended up in ER with stitches. They do love their knives and machetes.

Posted by: Halito at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (0KIh7)

91 If 'parading' and 'trespass' are worthy of rammed prosecution and 10 year in jail, well, everything's possible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (mlg/3)

92 Caliber .308 coincidence?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (I9fAe)

93 Can we get some more Crying Guatemalans?

I enjoyed that video.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (snN/i)

94
I guess with Biden gone, it's no longer legal to rape a child.
Posted by: Eeyore


I just felt a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of groomers' heads had exploded when they heard that their jig was up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (xG4kz)

95 Is this an appropriate thread for me to comment on?

Posted by: kallisto's permaboner at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (FAbrK)

96 I want Trump baby balloons to decorate our new border wall.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

97 No L, No L
Homan has no L!


He probably told his parents as a child, "L's are for losers! We're Homans now"

Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (c5wrR)

98
I do believe I like how this Trump fellow is running things.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (dxSpM)

99 75 Time to prosecute this terrorist org for violating federal Civil Rights.

Every single time they pop their heads up, they should be met with overwhelming force and their mugshots get displayed publicly.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (RjOoY)

100 Shouldn't Joy Reid be locked up before a public-spirited Marine stops her from going full Jordan Neely? It's as much for her own safety as for others.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:36 PM (1bNHn)

101 Trump is also sending 1500 troops to the southern border.
_____

Trump just released 1500 J6ers. Coincidence?
Posted by: Jamie Raskin

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (g47mK)

102 57 The easiest deport are the illegals boarded on military bases and in hotels. Get then all, eh... on big sweep
Posted by: Jdv at January 22, 2025 01:31 PM (ynqPF)

Correct. NYC knows where 47,000 illegals are (according to Eric Adams recent appearance on Tucker Carlson's show).

That should be an easy place to start. The city is paying for 47,000 illegals to live, eat, have some walking around money, educate their kids, have cell phones, and go to the doctors.

Shouldn't be too difficult for ICE to find those people, should it? Even without NYPD's help.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (uCjyK)

103 The challenge will be keeping up the momentum. The prog activists will moan and cry and sue to try to discourage the spineless Republicans and get them to denounce Trump. But they can only get coverage for so long if they aren't getting results. If Trump can stay focused (and that is a weakness of his) and the spineless can be forced to stay on board until the initial wave of resistance has passed, Homan can keep thus up for four years and truly make a huge difference for the USA.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon
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Go after the funders of Big Left as human traffickers. Seize their assets etc.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (ctrM5)

104 In Rita Panahi's clip of Joy Reid, she showed some tape from Trump's inauguration. Caught a quick shot of Frank Luntz (the short guy with the dark beard) checking on his cell phone. What was *he* doing at the inauguration? Guest of Kevin McCarthy's?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 01:35 PM (SWpF+)

What the hell was McCarthy doing there??

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (dGCAG)

105 My erection has lasted for more than four hours. Time to watch The View.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (wBaIH)

106 Tom Homan is going to replace all the Chuck Norris memes

Posted by: DJ at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (uosPt)

107 If the DOJ ends up spending time and effort on cartel funding in the US, it's going to sweep up American elected officials.

And it's going to be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

108 My dick just got remoralized.

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Wasn't me, dude.

Posted by: Very Straight Remora at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (4DY5T)

109 The dogs bark, but Trump moves on

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (NtVYv)

110 63 Calling illegal aliens "undocumented" is like saying the only the problem with shoplifting is not having a receipt.
Posted by: Zek at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (5FPX4)

Your honor, I didn't know she was 14, she was undocumented!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (dGCAG)

Gaetz? is that you?

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)

111 I forget, is that warning 'lasts more than four hours', or 'more than four days?

I may need to call my doctor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (a1415)


That's an effective way to announce that you don't want any visitors at your house!

Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (gEQYA)

112 Tom Homan had retired and was a Fox News contributor, but after the Biden/Harris administration F'd up the border so badly, he made a promise that if Trump won he would come out of retirement and help Trump fix this mess.

Homan is Trump's best hire.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

113 >>>I guess the Transgender Simon Phoenix joke would be funnier if I knew who or what a Simon Phoenix is.

The bleach blond terrorist played by Wesley Snipes in the most prophetic movie ever made, Demolition Man.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

114 We object, citing long-standing precedent in allowing child rape and murder in our D cities!

Posted by: ACLU Lawsuit at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (9SBJU)

115 What the hell was McCarthy doing there??
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Hugging it out with Marjorie Taylor green

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (YnLVJ)

116 105 My erection has lasted for more than four hours. Time to watch The View.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 22, 2025 01:37 PM (wBaIH)

If you never want it to return, sure....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

117 >>Antifa forced cancellation…

Last I saw, they had the they had the truss gal trapped in a room , with protesters banging on the doors as the fire alarm blared. That’s a couple of legit crimes right there.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (Hkcdp)

118 hahahaha


Crying Guatemalans.

Not to worry there will be several videos of crying South Americans, Chinese, and "Asian" (Middle Easterners).

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

119 Further, he says that leftwing mayors and governors can either cooperate and help ICE catch the wanted criminals, or ICE will search illegal alien neighborhoods themselves and arrest both the normal illegal aliens and the wanted illegal aliens.

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I've also heard Homan say that instead of being able to take custody of illegal aliens being detained in a safe & controlled environment with an agent or two -- these sanctuary city mayors & governors will force him to use much larger squads of agents (for their own protection) as they enter hostile & dangerous neighborhoods & environments -- which I assume pisses him off.

So many MOAR agents to round many MOAR illegals ...

... and arrest those Mayors and Governors while you're at it and toss their criminal asses into PMITA feral penitentiaries!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (zmiOo)

120 113 >>>I guess the Transgender Simon Phoenix joke would be funnier if I knew who or what a Simon Phoenix is.

The bleach blond terrorist played by Wesley Snipes in the most prophetic movie ever made, Demolition Man.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

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Taco Bell is not going to win the franchise wars, though.

That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

121 Scum in the Senate (CHris Van Hollen) who cannot stop Trump's nominees are losing it. "Mr. Chairman, I want the record show that my question was not answered!11! "
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I like how Thune said, "oh, you dick-twisters want to drag this out? We're working the weekends then, until they are all confirmed."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (I9fAe)

122 I like this new improved muscular Trump.

DADDY'S HOME!!!

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (dCxaZ)

123 i added a gif of Simon Phoenix

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (KRtlO)

124 Remember Eisenhower sent all the illegals home with a small budget and 50s era technology.

It can easily be done again if the will is there and frankly by putting most of the illegals on welfare this gets much easier.

For example, seize the welfare roles of each blue state and check each recipient's citizenship status. If it comes up blank stop the checks until the prove they are a citizen.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

125 >>>President Donald Trump has pardoned the founder of the Silk Road, Ross Ulbricht.

Ulbricht was sentenced back in 2015 to two life sentences without the possibility of parole for his role in creation the Silk Road, a dark web operation where people could buy and sell illicit goods and services.

Posting on Truth Social, Trump acknowledged that Ulbricht’s sentence has been excessive. - TGP

I support.

Now get Ricky Bobby and the Planned Parenthood protesters out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)

126 Tom Homan is going to replace all the Chuck Norris memes
Posted by: DJ
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Heh.

Posted by: scampydog at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (Gkq1V)

127
I wonder what the ROE will be.

Fish eggs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

128 Gaetz? is that you?
Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (53oGX)

Knock it off!

And don't say "that's what SHE said."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (dGCAG)

129 I saw Posse Comatose open for New Riders of the Purple Sage at Sioux Falls Arena in '74.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (wzAuc)

130 On the ‘dick remorializing’ meter we are nearing warp erection stage …Affirmative (aka Highly Discriminatory) Action axed by the Trumpenfurher.

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (W5WL/)

131 i added a gif of Simon Phoenix

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (KRtlO)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (i24o9)

132 Dana Bash's former husband Jeremy is one of the 50 former intel scumbags who just lost his security clearance for lying about the Hunter Biden laptop. He formerly worked at the CIA and the DOD under Obama.

DC is a very small club that truly believe they have the right to rule over us little people. Trump is taking a chainsaw to their club.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (LkLld)

133 95 Is this an appropriate thread for me to comment on?
Posted by: kallisto's permaboner
_____

No one minds if you post, even if you have to tap one key at a time.

Posted by: Zelenskyy's keyboard at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (fs1hN)

134 What the hell was McCarthy doing there??
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Hugging it out with Marjorie Taylor green
Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (YnLVJ)

I'd like to see her throat punch that little pansy.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (dGCAG)

135 Crying Guatemalans.

Not to worry there will be several videos of crying South Americans, Chinese, and "Asian" (Middle Easterners).
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (PMtkd)

Well, on a personal level, I do feel bad for them.

The open borders crowd who hates Americans decided to use them as pawns and they got caught in the middle of it.

That's unfortunate, but also, that's life. You gambled on breaking another countries law because they didn't seem to care about enforcing their own law. If they later decide to care and enforce their laws, that's the risk you took.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (uCjyK)

136 308 Um I wouldn't put that out there. Homan seems a little localized.
OK Tommy Boy
Lets see thats 308 from 15,000,000
That comes to only 14,999,692 to go
at this rate it will take 4,869 days or 13.5 years

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (jQ+5q)

137 You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?

Blue Sanctuary City Mayor: Tell me.

I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face... [points to Mayor's right cheek]

...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

Blue Sanctuary City Mayor: Really?

Billy Jack: Really.

Posted by: Tom (Laughlin) Homan at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (Aqu9a)

138 What the hell was McCarthy doing there??
Posted by: BurtTC
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Former members of Congress have the freedom to enter the building and the chamber of which they were elected to.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

139 The bleach blond terrorist played by Wesley Snipes in the most prophetic movie ever made, Demolition Man.
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After Idiocracy, of course.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (I9fAe)

140 That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.

Kathryn Feeney may steal your soul but I don't see her as a meth addicted stabbing type...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (t0Rmr)

141
What the hell was McCarthy doing there??
Posted by: BurtTC


He was looking for Paulie Ryan.

He hopes that the two of them can secure a booking on Kap'n Billy K's next "Principled Conservatives' Cruise" as cabin boys.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

142 Chicago Public Schools are on record as Deportation Resistors, and mayor Brandon Pointyhead came out of CPS.

Can't wait to see what shakes out there. A bunch of those Venezuelan gangbangers have gotta be in the high schools there, and the middle schools also.

Let's get some bounty hunters active.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (KiBMU)

143 Per Judiciary Committee Rule I.3, any member of the Committee may request an item on the Committee’s agenda be held over for a minimum of seven days. Holds are common practice in the Senate Judiciary Committee.

Pursuant to this rule, the Minority will hold Bondi’s nomination for seven days. As a result of this hold, which goes into effect tomorrow, the Committee will not meet in person for this week’s executive business meeting.

The Committee expects to reconvene next week, on January 29th, to hold a final vote on Bondi’s nomination.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (RHGPo)

144 37 Question: Is there such a thing as a "hinged leftist?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 01:29 PM (6K6Eu)
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Kamala. She can kneel OR bend over. Very versatile.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (1bNHn)

145 Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (zmiOo)

somebody needs to go into vato land and tell them that they need to put pressure on the stupid gringos who believe the vatos love them...to JUST COOPERATE pinche cabron or la Migra gon send all of us back home

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (dCxaZ)

146
New rule.

No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.
If you know, you know. Otherwise...

Posted by: Bill Maher's whiny pussy mouth at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (RDFmy)

147 Got your frequent diner card for Taco Bell in hand already?

I knew that you would!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (xG4kz)

I thought it was Pizza Hut?

I may have seen an non-American release of Demolition Man where it was changed from Taco Bell to Pizza Hut because Taco Bell wasn't that well-known internationally at the time. The dubbing to make the switch in some scenes was...terrible.

Posted by: Thrawn at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (9Ovst)

148 I wonder what the ROE will be.
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Fish eggs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

You people are not funny.

Posted by: V. Wade at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (dGCAG)

149 61 >>>an immediate and sharp turnabout in priorities from President Joe Biden's Democratic administration, with prosecutors told in no uncertain terms that they will be on the front lines of an administration-wide effort to crack down on illegal immigration and border crime

LFG!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:32 PM (i24o9)


And if they slow walk it or refuse, they will be shitcanned faster than an aircraft air controller in 1983.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (5FWsq)

150 "That's an effective way to announce that you don't want any visitors at your house!"

It should be gone by April.


You're good.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (a1415)

151 138 What the hell was McCarthy doing there??
Posted by: BurtTC
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Former members of Congress have the freedom to enter the building and the chamber of which they were elected to.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

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I did not know that.

Is there a minimum? Like, you get elected, sworn in, and then resign after 12 hours, you can still go in?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

152 Hugging it out with Marjorie Taylor green
Posted Hugging it out with Marjorie Taylor green
Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (YnLVJ)

I'd like to see her throat punch that little pansy.
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There's video. She hugged him and he her.

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (YnLVJ)

153 By the way, has Trump fired all of the extra IRS agents that Joey Shitbrains hired yet?

That would free up salary for more Immigration Enforcement.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

154 146
New rule.

No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.
If you know, you know. Otherwise...
Posted by: Bill Maher's whiny pussy mouth at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (RDFmy)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

155 >>>My dick just got remoralized.

Punch it in it's smug little face. That'll teach it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (i24o9)

156 Make an example of Chicago's mayor Johnson. He'll be pissing down his leg.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (rJ48h)

157 132 Dana Bash's former husband Jeremy is one of the 50 former intel scumbags who just lost his security clearance for lying about the Hunter Biden laptop. He formerly worked at the CIA and the DOD under Obama.

DC is a very small club that truly believe they have the right to rule over us little people. Trump is taking a chainsaw to their club.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (LkLld)

I hope they don't come after him.

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (53oGX)

158 The first serious clue I detected about the impact of Donald Trump on the international scene was how he was bear-hugged by Macron at the Notre-Dame reopening. A harder Western resolve is forming and America's Operation Common Sense is reverberating around the world.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)

159 O/T: Space Ice will be discussing the Stallone masterpiece "Cobra" with Critical Drinker at 5PM EST.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (DTX3h)

160 >>Well, on a personal level, I do feel bad for them.


*Looks out window*

My Fuck Field is still under 2 feet of snow...maybe check back in July and I will let you know how the crop comes in?

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (snN/i)

161 I hope that Tom Homan has a security detail and a gun he wears most of the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (Tpui/)

162 Trump needs to make it mandatory that for a person to claim male to female transition a mandatory dicloffame operation.
No running around with a weiner trying to pass as a girl..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (jQ+5q)

163 Good. Now do more. Don’t stop doing more.

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (PCK5/)

164 I think I need to get a ratburger.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (1bNHn)

165 148 I wonder what the ROE will be.
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Fish eggs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (63Dwl)

Overturned!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

166 120 Taco Bell is not going to win the franchise wars, though.

That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

Taco Bell already did win them.

They swallowed up Long John Silvers, KFC, A&W, and Pizza Hut.

Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (sm6Pk)

167 The bleach blond terrorist played by Wesley Snipes in the most prophetic movie ever made, Demolition Man.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

Ah. I looked it up. May have actually seen some snippets of that movie with the sound off, so no idea of the character's name, but the face is familiar. Resemblance to Reid is uncanny. Snipes doesn't have any, and I presume Reid has some.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (8zz6B)

168 >>No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.


I think BEN should get an exemption.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (snN/i)

169 308 Um I wouldn't put that out there. Homan seems a little localized.
OK Tommy Boy
Lets see thats 308 from 15,000,000
That comes to only 14,999,692 to go
at this rate it will take 4,869 days or 13.5 years
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!
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The criminals have the potential to hurt or kill Americans immediately if not arrested and removed. Trump does not intend to have Laken Riley's on his watch.

Get the criminals first is good prioritizing assets and also gaining momentum at deporting the rest of them.

Some will self deport, especially if their gubmint debit cards no longer work and they are thrown out of their 'free' housing.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (ctrM5)

170 Let's get some bounty hunters active.

the homies of Chicagoland will give Homan their full support. They have actually fought battles with the Venezuelan gangs who were shaking down old grannies who had lived in the community since forever.

Also, Chicago Red, who has already verbalized many times - at City Council meetings - that they want Trump and the ICE czar to come to Chicago and clean it up!

ha

this will definitely get spicy

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (dCxaZ)

171 >>>I may have seen an non-American release of Demolition Man where it was changed from Taco Bell to Pizza Hut because Taco Bell wasn't that well-known internationally at the time. The dubbing to make the switch in some scenes was...terrible.

I've heard that. I think they did that in Australia.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (KRtlO)

172 I can't be the only one that pronounces Homan like Quark on DS9.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (mlg/3)

173 It can easily be done again if the will is there and frankly by putting most of the illegals on welfare this gets much easier.

For example, seize the welfare roles of each blue state and check each recipient's citizenship status. If it comes up blank stop the checks until the prove they are a citizen.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (t0Rmr)

The CIA, NSA, FBI, and dozens of other agencies have been spying on us for decades.

If the government truly wanted to identify and deport 99% of illegals here, they could have it done within a few months. The only constraint would be transporting tens of millions of people.

But even absent that -- it's the US in 2024. It's almost impossible to live completely off the grid. Illegals encounter police, banks, post offices, etc. etc. etc. all the time. These people are not criminal masterminds using burner phones hiding off the grid. They are living out in the open, easily identifiable.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (uCjyK)

174
Felonious Trump has unleashed the dogs of war.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 01:28 PM (Wg6v7)


"let slip"



Better yet "Vive la mort, vive la guerre, vive le sacré mercenaire!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (y9nCu)

175 166 Taco Bell already did win them.

They swallowed up Long John Silvers, KFC, A&W, and Pizza Hut.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (sm6Pk)

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If we're moving out of joke territory, Taco Bell is just a subsidiary of Yum Brands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

176 Homan is Trump's best hire.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (NpAcC)

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I was assured here just yesterday that he was all bluster & talk.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (zmiOo)

177 Trump needs to make it mandatory that for a person to claim male to female transition a mandatory dicloffame operation.
No running around with a weiner trying to pass as a girl..


Trannyism is an odd, odd fetish.

So as a guy to indulge fully in this one you have to have your sex organ removed. Which...means you can't actually enjoy it. Positively demonic...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (t0Rmr)

178 Former members of Congress have the freedom to enter the building and the chamber of which they were elected to.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

It's long past time to remove the privileges afforded to "former" this that and the other.

You were booted out for a reason, you knobgobbler.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (dGCAG)

179 Tom Homan is the sexiest man alive.

There, I said it

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (fpVC1)

180 I still like Rubio laughing at that bint trying to "gotcha" on his prior position, and he was like "11 million?! AYFKM? It was 11 million over ten years ago. 11-15 million more have been let in since then!"

It's good we're ending the forced repetition of that lie; that's been another tell of amnesty supporters, saying it's only 11 million.

PS: How's about we say, "only handful of illegals have been deported?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (I9fAe)

181 New rule.

No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.
If you know, you know. Otherwise...

Posted by: Bill Maher's whiny pussy mouth at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (RDFmy)

NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (FAbrK)

182 132 Dana Bash's former husband Jeremy is one of the 50 former intel scumbags who just lost his security clearance for lying about the Hunter Biden laptop. He formerly worked at the CIA and the DOD under Obama.

DC is a very small club that truly believe they have the right to rule over us little people. Trump is taking a chainsaw to their club.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:40 PM (LkLld)

This. Without their security clearance, they have nothing to sell.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (5FWsq)

183 I hope they don't come after him.
Posted by: Inogame
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They will. But, they have already missed at least twice just recently.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (ctrM5)

184 Well, on a personal level, I do feel bad for them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (uCjyK)

Stow that shit right now.

They are not involuntary objects.

You pays your money, you takes your chances.

They lost. Now GTFO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (i24o9)

185 >>>Ah. I looked it up. May have actually seen some snippets of that movie with the sound off, so no idea of the character's name, but the face is familiar. Resemblance to Reid is uncanny. Snipes doesn't have any, and I presume Reid has some.

pretty good movie, actually. Silly 90s sci-fi action-comedy but enjoyable, funny, and yeah, kind of prescient about the Woke Authoritarian takeover of the world.

Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (KRtlO)

186 New rule.

No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.
If you know, you know. Otherwise...
Posted by: Bill Maher's whiny pussy mouth at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (RDFmy)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)


Only an obtuse moron wouldn't get it

Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (gEQYA)

187 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1m
BREAKING: At least 2 students shot at Antioch High School in Nashville; suspect shot himself - Police

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (5LoD7)

188 They swallowed up Long John ...
Posted by: XTC


Phrasing~!
* bong rip *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (mlg/3)

189 159 O/T: Space Ice will be discussing the Stallone masterpiece "Cobra" with Critical Drinker at 5PM EST.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2025 01:43 PM (DTX3h)

"It's ok, I don't shop here"
-Frank Cobretti

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (53oGX)

190 This. Without their security clearance, they have nothing to sell.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Well, DC is awash in sex workers so mebbe they can learn to catch as well as they pitch.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (ctrM5)

191 Most of the illegals were paid to come here, and have been paid to live here.

Even if Trump sends them home the worst thing you can say they experienced was a paid vacation at our expense.

I don't feel bad at all.

Unless Trump seizes their assets when he send them home, which TBH he should

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

192 178 Former members of Congress have the freedom to enter the building and the chamber of which they were elected to.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (ctrM5)

It's long past time to remove the privileges afforded to "former" this that and the other.

You were booted out for a reason, you knobgobbler.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (dGCAG)

This. Without access, they have nothing to sell.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (5FWsq)

193 186 Only an obtuse moron wouldn't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (gEQYA)

=======

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

194 Best Stallone movie… Copland.

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (PCK5/)

195 308 eh? Good start.
Hopefully well also hit 556 and 762 as well soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

196 Crying Guaremalans are where?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (JdxE1)

197 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

I could be wrong, we'll see.

Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2025 01:47 PM (Hucnr)

198 Is there a minimum? Like, you get elected, sworn in, and then resign after 12 hours, you can still go in?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

Something tells me they don't let George Santos run around the building.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:47 PM (dGCAG)

199 seize the welfare roles of each blue state and check each recipient's citizenship status. If it comes up blank stop the checks until the prove they are a citizen.
Posted by: 18-1

Make them show up to receive the check. If they are citizens hand them a broom and shovel and tell them to start earning it.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

200 Man, I'd like to be a czar of something - but not of anything that required a great deal of work. I'm thinking, maybe, Czar of policing U-Boat activity in Chesapeake Bay.

Posted by: Paco at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (mADJX)

201 Demolition Man also featured peak Sandra Bullock in very tight black pants.

It filled me with joy joy to look at her.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (LkLld)

202 I hope they don't come after him.
Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (53oGX)

Oh ... No need.

He came to us.

Posted by: US Secret Service Death Squad at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (BI5O2)

203 186 New rule.

No more explaining AoS memes & jokes.
If you know, you know. Otherwise...
Posted by: Bill Maher's whiny pussy mouth at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (RDFmy)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

Only an obtuse moron wouldn't get it
Posted by: Doof at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (gEQYA

ITS FUNNY CAUSE UNLESS I EXPLAIN THE MEME THEN NO ONE UNDERSTANDS

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (5FWsq)

204 Unless Trump seizes their assets when he send them home, which TBH he should

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (t0Rmr)

Trump: Get 'em out of here! And take their coats!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (i24o9)

205 This. Without their security clearance, they have nothing to sell.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Well, DC is awash in sex workers so mebbe they can learn to catch as well as they pitch.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:46 PM (ctrM5)

McCarthy doesn't need to learn. He already knows.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (dGCAG)

206 Some will self deport, especially if their gubmint debit cards no longer work and they are thrown out of their 'free' housing.
===
Will be a lot of self deport if you take away the free shit, and end birthright c ship . USA without free schooling, Healthcare, foodstamps, subsidized housing, or workers comp and a foreign language ain't no picnic.

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (YnLVJ)

207 If we're moving out of joke territory, Taco Bell is just a subsidiary of Yum Brands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

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Which itself is just a subsidiary of Madrigal Elektromotoren GmbH.

/obligatory Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul reference

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (zmiOo)

208 Yes they said insurrection was history's greatest crime, on the heels of proudly participating in a four year "resistance". Whatever. Fuck them. They lost. Again.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (HjfEo)

209 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

I could be wrong, we'll see.
Posted by: Max Power


"Free Raiders tickets are waiting for you at the Tijuana ticket office. Apply today~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (mlg/3)

210 201 Demolition Man also featured peak Sandra Bullock in very tight black pants.

It filled me with joy joy to look at her.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (LkLld)

Ohhh. She still had it in gravity.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (5FWsq)

211 I still like Rubio laughing at that bint trying to "gotcha" on his prior position, and he was like "11 million?! AYFKM? It was 11 million over ten years ago. 11-15 million more have been let in since then!"

It's good we're ending the forced repetition of that lie; that's been another tell of amnesty supporters, saying it's only 11 million.

PS: How's about we say, "only handful of illegals have been deported?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:45 PM (I9fAe)

The number has been somewhere around "12 million illegals" in the country since, oh, the year 2000.

I'm sure the number is actually much higher. And they have been pushing to make those illegals legal this entire time, and many have. Oh, and they all had one or two generations of kids since they got here, all of whom are US citizens.

The govt has been lying through their teeth about the scale of this problem for decades.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (uCjyK)

212 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (5FWsq)

213 If you are not going to deport millions of illegals then never say you are going to deport millions of illegals… also, did Trump say that he was going to deport millions of illegals?

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (PCK5/)

214 Taco Bell is not going to win the franchise wars, though.

That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (4useT)

215 >> Crying Guaremalans are where?


Paramount Theatre. Opening for The Angry Samoans. Doors Open at 8 pm.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (snN/i)

216 "Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people. "

Probably not, but I'd be thrilled as a start to have murderers, rapists and gang and cartel members out permanently.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (Tpui/)

217 That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.
---------------
She has Frosties and Chili, too!

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (Wg6v7)

218 Wasn't it Demolition Man where Stallone was shaking his head after passing by the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library?
That's funny on a lot of levels now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (6v8aM)

219 It's long past time to remove the privileges afforded to "former" this that and the other.

You were booted out for a reason, you knobgobbler.
Posted by: BurtTC
======
Both chambers can and have excluded disgraced Congress critters that have been expelled and such. But expecting them to eliminate grifting opportunities in retirement is probably a no go unless Trump forces the issue.

Lobbyist firms pay big bux to former Senators and Representatives because they have floor access to lobby their former colleagues. Part of the DC mafia privileges of being a 'made' politician.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (ctrM5)

220 Aussie newscastress has one helluva thick accent.
I wonder if she likes to talk dirty.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

221 Only an obtuse moron wouldn't get it...
==
Obtuse moron = all of us dudes here

Posted by: Ranty McRanterson at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (YnLVJ)

222 Leading Report @LeadingReport 40m
BREAKING: DHS revoked a directive barring arrests in ‘sensitive’ areas, allowing ICE to carry out arrests of illegal immigrants in schools and churches.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (5LoD7)

223 According to Daily Mail, signs going up at border asking "How much did you pay to have your daughter raped?"
Signs going up in Chinese, Russian and Arabic in addition to Spanish.

https://tinyurl.com/yd7duhmu

Posted by: Scarymary at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (MZsCp)

224 I used to be tough. Then I met Tom Homan.

Posted by: John Bolton's Moustache at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (paSBy)

225 So couldn't we consider those people convicted of parading without a permit on Jan 6 just undocumented parades?

They're just undocumented, that's all!

Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (ZeTNZ)

226 I've also heard Homan say that instead of being able to take custody of illegal aliens being detained in a safe & controlled environment with an agent or two -- these sanctuary city mayors & governors will force him to use much larger squads of agents (for their own protection) as they enter hostile & dangerous neighborhoods & environments -- which I assume pisses him off.

So many MOAR agents to round many MOAR illegals ...

... and arrest those Mayors and Governors while you're at it and toss their criminal asses into PMITA feral penitentiaries!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (zmiOo)


Sending military units and personnel to perform ICE and CBP support roles frees-up agents for both border ops and interior immigration enforcement tasks. The vastly reduced numbers of illegals to process and release will boost border protection and interior enforcement. PDT's EO declaring a National Emergency at the borders signals his intent to use the military in a lot of non-police roles. DoD can take-on the job of monitoring the border and do it better than DHS can. The military can bring drones and a lot of sensors to the task.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (aBgBM)

227 Insurrection against a country whose president cuts his cake with a military-issue saber is fraught with risk.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)

228 2124 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (4useT)

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"Eat a bunch of sugar bread with turkey, and you too can lose weight!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

229 209 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

I could be wrong, we'll see.
Posted by: Max Power

"Free Raiders tickets are waiting for you at the Tijuana ticket office. Apply today~!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (mlg/3)

Perhaps if we stopped given them money they might go home on their own. I know tax remittances sent via wire at 35 40 percent.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (5FWsq)

230 197 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

I could be wrong, we'll see.
Posted by: Max Power at January 22, 2025 01:47 PM (Hucnr)

I agree, it won't happen. But we should be vocal that it NEEDS to happen.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (uCjyK)

231 After Idiocracy, of course.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 01:41 PM (I9fAe)



I've long said that Idiocracy was a documentary, not a movie satire.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (gqsiU)

232 Stay in your lane, pal.

Posted by: Union of Concerned Obtuse Morons at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (DobEs)

233 there's a Produce Junction near me, most of the employees are here from South of the Border. the majority probably without papers. It's a place where you can get produce super cheap, like ridiculously low prices, so...very popular.
I noticed one of the workers had taken to charging me 50 cents more than the real price. The first time I let it go, so what, who cares if fiddy cent makes her happy whatever.
But the second time I realized it was a pattern. So I asked a Spanish speaking friend to translate a phrase for me to say to her next time I see her, and it is this:

"Mira, el nuevo Presidente va a mandar La Migra para pararte"

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (dCxaZ)

234 Paramount Theatre. Opening for The Angry Samoans. Doors Open at 8 pm.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (snN/i)

Saw the Violent Femmes there. Great show.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (i24o9)

235 Were the crying Guatemalans spherical?

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

236 McCarthy doesn't need to learn. He already knows.
Posted by: BurtTC
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BurtTC,

Ms Luntz was in a committed relationship when Kevin did those things.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (ctrM5)

237 Does Wendy's have authentic Texas Chilli with beans and carrots?

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (JdxE1)

238 235 Were the crying Guatemalans spherical?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

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More pear shaped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

239
*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman


I don't get it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (xG4kz)

240 >>We’re not deporting millions

Saw this mentioned, hope it’s true: Homan said that if you are part of mass deportations, you cannot re-enter for 20 years via any of the legal methods (tourist visa, work visa, etc).
That’s a strong incentive to self-deport, especially visa overstays.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (Hkcdp)

241 Funny how the Left never threatens "backlash" from their precious illegals.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (HjfEo)

242 239
*considers mentioning Prometheus*

*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*

*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman

I don't get it
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (xG4kz)

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You would if I mentioned it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

243 To all the Democrats whining about this; you fucking own it. Biden intentionally turned the border into a sieve, and now we have millions of foreigners living on our dime. Trump would probably have just gone back to the policies he had in his first term; build a wall, deport criminals, and stop companies from hiring illegal labor. But now, our schools, hospitals, and services are at a breaking point, and it's you dumbasses fault.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (PdCV0)

244 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (4useT)

Nobody believes that. Subway is roadkill served on cardboard by hepatitis patients.

Their food is as healthy as their former spokesman's family life.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

245 BTW, the State of Oregon conducted a mandatory "training" last week for all state employees telling them that they are not to cooperate with the immigration authorities in any way.

I bet that the "training" did not include that overtly obstructing Federal authorities will get you charged with a felony.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (uxCna)

246 Homan don't give a shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (KQk9m)

247 Trumpzilla!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (pohLc)

248 The number has been somewhere around "12 million illegals" in the country since, oh, the year 2000.

I'm sure the number is actually much higher. And they have been pushing to make those illegals legal this entire time, and many have. Oh, and they all had one or two generations of kids since they got here, all of whom are US citizens.

The govt has been lying through their teeth about the scale of this problem for decades.
===
Rubio schooled a news-bint on it being at least 20-30 million a few days ago and the 12 million was a lie.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (5LoD7)

249 Way way OT:

...Fresh off directing Nosferatu for Focus Features, released on Christmas Day, THR reports that Eggers is re-teaming with Focus on Werwulf, a 13th century werewolf horror movie that Eggers co-wrote and will be directing...

I predict a very pretty B&W movie that will be mostly boring and bloodless, except for a couple of 2-3 second shots, and at the end a young woman realizes her feminine power by becoming a werewolf.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (iJfKG)

250 Hey Tommie H. When the Fairfax County VA Sheriff Bitch doesn't honor the ICE detainer, and does her usual catch and release with the illegals (who are responsible for all of the crime in NOVA). Arrest her fat ass on fed charges for anything and everything. I want SPLODEY heads in my Fairfax Co. neighborhood when this happens! SPLODEY!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (wrXPz)

251 Jill, where's my pen? Gimme my pen, damnit!

Today I am signing a pardon for the late philanthropist Jeffrey Epstein in order to permit him to continue his valuable work documenting the mating habits of important people.

I'm sending this man back onto the field.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (Y1oIY)

252 I kept practicing until the words just flowed. Spanish is pretty close to Italian insofar as inflection and sound, so it wasn't that difficult.

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (dCxaZ)

253
Demolition Man also featured peak Sandra Bullock in very tight black pants.

It filled me with joy joy to look at her.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:48 PM (LkLld)




FLUID TRANSFER with JackStraw??!!!?! Ewwwww.

Posted by: Lenina Huxley at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (y9nCu)

254 What was the first question on the employment application to work on the Second Trump term?

It had to be something like..."Do you feel you have any shits to give?"

If no...continue with the application. If yes...there's the door.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (dIske)

255 17 SkyNews is an international treasure.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Late response, last thread.

But I also again clarify, MANY years ago.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (NFX2v)

256 123 i added a gif of Simon Phoenix
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:39 PM (KRtlO)
_______
Where?

Of course, I can't get past the ad with the busty girl.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (1bNHn)

257 244 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (4useT)

Nobody believes that. Subway is roadkill served on YOGA MATS by hepatitis patients.

Their food is as healthy as their former spokesman's family life.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

FIFY

Posted by: Inogame at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (53oGX)

258 Homan don't give a shit.

Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (KQk9m)

Maybe he could dial it back a bit?

Posted by: Honey Badger at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (i24o9)

259 Perhaps if we stopped given them money they might go home on their own. I know tax remittances sent via wire at 35 40 percent.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Sweden now has a net outflow because of precisely that. Don't let them in and remove their goodies. Most of the illegals here come here for the bennies and money. Remove that incentive, many will go home. Change the std in letting new ones in, you get a net outflow of illegals.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (ctrM5)

260
I think BEN should get an exemption.


I DID AND MY BRAIN DOCTOR SAID HE HAD BAD NEWS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (Ha/VB)

261 257 Nobody believes that. Subway is roadkill served on YOGA MATS by hepatitis patients.

Their food is as healthy as their former spokesman's family life.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (dGCAG)

========

"Barely eat any of our food and walk for 3 hours a day, and you too can lose weight! Trust us, it was the food!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

262 Three shot, wounded Tennessee school.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (NFX2v)

263 #102 Good info.; also from Tucker interview...

Leading Report @LeadingReport 15h
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says the Democratic Party has left him and working-class people.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (5LoD7)

264 That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you

——————

You know we aren’t all…actually, never mind.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 01:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

265 Another wave of Trumpy goodness everyday...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at January 22, 2025 01:55 PM (TGPs7)

266 ICE arrests in schools and churches?

Gird yourself for photos 10x worse than the Elian Gonzales raid…..

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:55 PM (Hkcdp)

267
The big problem is going to be getting rid of these big drug cartels gangs.

I suspect rooting them out may take something like the house to house operations our troops had in Iraq or elsewhere in the Middle East.

Though bombing the daylights out of the cartel strongholds in Mexico will help quite a bit.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2025 01:55 PM (iJfKG)

268 I bet that the "training" did not include that overtly obstructing Federal authorities will get you charged with a felony.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (uxCna)

Arrested and charged... after getting a rifle butt to the mouth.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:55 PM (dGCAG)

269 Of course, I can't get past the ad with the busty girl.
Posted by: Eeyore


We must destroy it!
-- Billionaires

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 01:55 PM (77rzZ)

270
RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Was his assertion made before Subway's Jared was outed as a sex pervert or after thar?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (xG4kz)

271 I'm sure the number is actually much higher. And they have been pushing to make those illegals legal this entire time, and many have. Oh, and they all had one or two generations of kids since they got here, all of whom are US citizens.
~~~~~

My best estimate is 30+ million people in this country are here illegally. That's just under 10%, so approximately 1 out of every 10 persons is an illegal alien. That's outrageous.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (3ImbR)

272 250 Hey Tommie H. When the Fairfax County VA Sheriff Bitch doesn't honor the ICE detainer, and does her usual catch and release with the illegals (who are responsible for all of the crime in NOVA). Arrest her fat ass on fed charges for anything and everything. I want SPLODEY heads in my Fairfax Co. neighborhood when this happens! SPLODEY!
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (wrXPz)


Serous question. How many times do they need to arrest a dem big wig for interfering before the rest if the gutless bastards knuckle under?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (5FWsq)

273 I bet that the "training" did not include that overtly obstructing Federal authorities will get you charged with a felony.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (uxCna)

That’s a wet dream come true.

Posted by: 13times at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (OSFzk)

274 Biden wouldn't give Homan security. A private group stepped up and provided it until Trump took office

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (NQtI0)

275 Rubio schooled a news-bint on it being at least 20-30 million a few days ago and the 12 million was a lie.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:53 PM (5LoD7)

If it was 12 million in 2000, it's got to be at least 50 million by now going by the governments own estimates of border crossings a year.

Yes, I know some people leave and many have become legal in the interim (which I do not agree with).

And I think the government is estimating very conservatively in their numbers.

But just go to any major city in the US and look around. We don't really have a good read on it from government data (the census bureau considers hispanics "white" and "white" is not a perfect proxy for "American citizens whose family came here before 1995" or whatever) but I suspect the true numbers are staggering.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (uCjyK)

276 I am re-cycling this:

I went to a big bookstore and asked the clerk if they have the new book from Donald Trump about deporting illegal aliens. She shouted at me "Get the fuck out of here and don't come back!"

I said. "Yeah, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (ZmEVT)

277 You know we aren’t all…actually, never mind.
Posted by: Piper

Heh.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (77rzZ)

278 Saw this mentioned, hope it’s true: Homan said that if you are part of mass deportations, you cannot re-enter for 20 years via any of the legal methods (tourist visa, work visa, etc).
That’s a strong incentive to self-deport, especially visa overstays.
Posted by: Lizzy
=====
Yep. Worked even in the 1950's which you can see from caselaw.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (ctrM5)

279 273 I bet that the "training" did not include that overtly obstructing Federal authorities will get you charged with a felony.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (uxCna)


And put them in jail for 4 years with no trial

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (VE6XX)

280 I was assured here just yesterday that he was all bluster & talk.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (zmiOo)
********
Anyone that thought that must have not been following him for years. He does not give a sh*t what people think of him and absolutely loves President Trump. He was appalled at what has happened at the border and was ready to fight with everything he has.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (NpAcC)

281 I would station Border Patrol/ICE at every Western Union location and fingerprint every living soul sending money out of this country to anywhere. If you have so much as a jaywalking ticket your ass is GONE.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (u0CVZ)

282 222 Leading Report @LeadingReport 40m
BREAKING: DHS revoked a directive barring arrests in ‘sensitive’ areas, allowing ICE to carry out arrests of illegal immigrants in schools and churches.


This is where the padres need to get the word to their faith communities that they need to give up the criminals among them, with quickness, or else they got to go too.

Posted by: kallisto at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (dCxaZ)

283 Content of Biden's letter to Trump ..REVEALED !

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (g47mK)

284 ICE arrests in schools and churches?

Churches are easy.

"You want to be a sanctuary for illegals?

Great! Too bad about losing your tax exemption."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (uxCna)

285 I should have thought of this earlier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AjRR6c--Ak&vl=en

Epic Rap Battle of History:
Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King!

Begin!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

286 > Serous question. How many times do they need to arrest a dem big wig for interfering before the rest if the gutless bastards knuckle under?
---------
Maybe not "how many times" but, just, "how many."

I'm betting that's not a small number.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (Q4IgG)

287 Hole in the wall Mexican restaurants….

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (PCK5/)

288 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Since when does the "healthy" option win in ANYTHING?

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (HjfEo)

289 267
The big problem is going to be getting rid of these big drug cartels gangs.

I suspect rooting them out may take something like the house to house operations our troops had in Iraq or elsewhere in the Middle East.

Though bombing the daylights out of the cartel strongholds in Mexico will help quite a bit.
Posted by: naturalfake
===========
Aerial Drones are changing everything and why future inaugurations may well be held indoors for the immediate future.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (ctrM5)

290 ICE used to comb traffic court records and look for court dates with illegals. ICE would show up to the court dates and make arrests.

Are they brining that back?

Posted by: Iasonas will be on the beach at the Gulf of America at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (gUzGB)

291 Not gonna fall for the Jelly Donut in the tailpipe trick again.

>>@mboyle1


>>NEW:
@realDonaldTrump
National Security Adviser
@michaelgwaltz
has followed through on commitment he made in
@BreitbartNews
exclusive interview earlier in January to remove ALL "detailees" to the NSC from previous administration. As of Wednesday, they are all gone and new ones are coming in who are expected to be much more in line with Trump's agenda and vision. An NSC official confirmed the news to me just now, and NSC spokesman Brian Hughes added in a statement this all began as Waltz said to me before inauguration at 12:01 p.m. ET on Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (LkLld)

292 I want to see A-10 hogs over the border loaded to the tits with ordinance. Preferably napalm.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (pohLc)

293 CBS News @CBSNews 1h
U.S. border agents have been instructed to summarily deport migrants without asylum hearings, officials say.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 7m
It was really that easy all along.

The invasion was always intentional. And well-funded.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (5LoD7)

294 Antifa forced cancellation of TPUSA event at Univ of Washington.

Time to prosecute this terrorist org for violating federal Civil Rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer at January 22, 2025 01:33 PM (RDFmy)

Antifa got forced out of Berkeley because there were too many Patriots there. They had to flee to Seattle and Portland.

Trump can speed that up by penalizing colleges for Free Speech violations.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (n7h9X)

295 Could DJT by EO order Joy Reid and Joy Behar to change their names to Misery Reid Miserable Behar?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (ZbPL4)

296 The proper response to every propaganda photo and clip of sad illegals: We don’t care.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

297 288 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Since when does the "healthy" option win in ANYTHING?
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (HjfEo)

======

Subway relied on it in their marketing for years.

It obviously gave them some kind of command of a niche within the larger fast food market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

298 I would station Border Patrol/ICE at every Western Union location and fingerprint every living soul sending money out of this country to anywhere. If you have so much as a jaywalking ticket your ass is GONE.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (u0CVZ)

You mean like how Mass. LEOs stake out NH tobacco stores' parking lots?

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)

299 "Barely eat any of our food and walk for 3 hours a day, and you too can lose weight! Trust us, it was the food!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January

Y’all. Eat healthy foods, and if you want to volume eat, you can. The amount of green beans to 1 donut is significant! Also, move your bodies. You will lose weight if you are in a calorie deficit. If you exercise, you increase muscle mass and burn fat, if you add resistance and weight training, you support bone density. Balance and core strength is important. All the things together.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

300 I noticed that suddenly there is no lettuce in the stores.

Posted by: Joy Reid at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

301 276 I am re-cycling this:

I went to a big bookstore and asked the clerk if they have the new book from Donald Trump about deporting illegal aliens. She shouted at me "Get the fuck out of here and don't come back!"

I said. "Yeah, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
---------------
Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (Wg6v7)

302 Western Union location and fingerprint every living soul sending money out of this country...

Start the tariffs there! 25%

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (Ha/VB)

303 Serous question. How many times do they need to arrest a dem big wig for interfering before the rest if the gutless bastards knuckle under?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (5FWsq)

______________________

Good question, and one of the primary failings on Trump's first term. We never found out. But, this time, heads on spikes outside the castle gates is a good motivator.

Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (dIske)

304 Serous question. How many times do they need to arrest a dem big wig for interfering before the rest if the gutless bastards knuckle under?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (5FWsq)

My best SWAG, Over/Under 10. But it could be less if some biggies get it, such as a few mayors and my POS "Sheriff". I want the 0330 Frog March with cameras rolling.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 22, 2025 02:00 PM (wrXPz)

305 Trump has
-Stopped entry into the country of illegal aliens
- Stopped all flights both into or across the country
- Is cutting off all benefits and access
- Cut off funding to NGO’s that were helping
- They have focused ICE solely on removal and workplace raids
- They will soon mandate things like e verify
- They will be cutting off aid to states and cities who don’t cooperate
- They are systematically removing bong all the incentives for illegals to stay.

Adios, douchebags. Your abuela too. Go back to where you came from and try the legal route.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:00 PM (VM1VU)

306 John Bolton is just a sad sack of wrong. Go home. Read, garden, but stay gone.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 02:00 PM (PMtkd)

307 295 Could DJT by EO order Joy Reid and Joy Behar to change their names to Misery Reid Miserable Behar?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (ZbPL4)

He should just enunciate their names as Jo-ey.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2025 02:00 PM (z+ik4)

308 291 Not gonna fall for the Jelly Donut in the tailpipe trick again.

>>@mboyle1


>>NEW:
@realDonaldTrump
National Security Adviser
@michaelgwaltz
has followed through on commitment he made in
@BreitbartNews
exclusive interview earlier in January to remove ALL "detailees" to the NSC from previous administration. As of Wednesday, they are all gone and new ones are coming in who are expected to be much more in line with Trump's agenda and vision. An NSC official confirmed the news to me just now, and NSC spokesman Brian Hughes added in a statement this all began as Waltz said to me before inauguration at 12:01 p.m. ET on Monday.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (LkLld)


Excellent. NO.MORE.VINDMAN-TYPES.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 02:00 PM (aBgBM)

309 300 I noticed that suddenly there is no lettuce in the stores.
Posted by: Joy Reid at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

Do we care? Is there any nutrition in lettuce? I mean you could just eat a spoonful of blue cheese dressing.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (5FWsq)

310 I want to see A-10 hogs over the border loaded to the tits with ordinance. Preferably napalm.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (pohLc)

Drones would be smarter and would be good training for the new kind of combat the world is seeing. Track movements with night vision and satellites, intercept and deport or imprison.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (n7h9X)

311 The proper response to every propaganda photo and clip of sad illegals: We don’t care.
Posted by: Lizzy
......

Wipe your nose with a tortilla.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

312 Lettuce is just leafy green water. Eat a dead animal.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (JdxE1)

313 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (+QlJh)

314 I bet that the "training" did not include that overtly obstructing Federal authorities will get you charged with a felony.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (uxCna)


Start putting up posters that tell the pols that payback for any harm done to a family at the hands of an illegal will not be nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (W/lyH)

315 293 CBS News @CBSNews 1h
U.S. border agents have been instructed to summarily deport migrants without asylum hearings, officials say.

Asylum hearing ? Seriously ? Kind of defeats the purpose of deportation

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

316 Were the crying Guatemalans spherical?

One of the great things about video versus print or audio is whatever the reporter wants to say about poor hungry Guatemalans is that you can tell if they are human shaped, pear shaped or a Platonic sphere with your own eyes.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (t0Rmr)

317 F. Joe Mugabe just tweeted out a new 29th Amendment Ordering Trillions of Dollars & Weapons & Troops be sent to defend Sanctuary Cities & States in perpetuity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (nLhZc)

318 Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (ZmEVT)

Good one!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (Tpui/)

319 I live in a deep blue area yet more than half the working people I run into these days are based.

So that means the Democrats are all the layabouts, ne'erdowells, fuckup artists, criminals, and government workers BIRM.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (HjfEo)

320 I would shoot them, cheaper than transportation

Posted by: Matthew at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (OdsgZ)

321 Jamie Raskin, pardoned of his acknowledged federal crimes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (lTGtQ)

322 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (4useT)

Nobody believes that. Subway is roadkill served on cardboard by hepatitis patients.

Their food is as healthy as their former spokesman's family life.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 01:52 PM (dGCAG)
_____________

"Hey! I was just ahead of my time. So many leftwingers are pedos now."

-- Jared Fogel

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

323 My best estimate is 30+ million people in this country are here illegally. That's just under 10%, so approximately 1 out of every 10 persons is an illegal alien. That's outrageous.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2025 01:56 PM (3ImbR)

According to our government, about 14% of the people who live here were not born in this country.

Our government (who we know lies) says that 75% of the foreign born people are here legally, and only 25% are illegal.

In other words, the government claims 47 million people who are foreign born live in the US, 11.75 million are illegal, 37.25 mill here legally.

If we think that 11.75 million is actually much higher (as you and I do), well -- lets say it's really 30 million. That means almost 70 million people in this country are foreigners.

Oh, and most of them are of child bearing age and have kids who are US citizens and not counted in those stats.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (uCjyK)

324 Wipe your nose with a tortilla.

You copied that from page 5 of the Chipotle employee training manual didn't you?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (t0Rmr)

325
We've Already Arrested 308 Criminal Illegal Alien Murderers and Rapists

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Does this mean they've been separated from their children?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (xPNeT)

326 Joy Reid and Joy Behar

You keep using that name, I do not think it means what you think means

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 02:03 PM (6v8aM)

327 The Left: "Maybe we should have taken it easier on this guy and played more ball."

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:03 PM (HjfEo)

328 296 The proper response to every propaganda photo and clip of sad illegals: We don’t care.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (Hkcdp)

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YES!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 02:03 PM (PMtkd)

329 Nah, big city mayors will play up their arrest and proclaim they are brave political prisoners defying Trump’s tyranny.

Still should be arrested, just expect them to have their talking points and protests outside of the jail planned to a T.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 02:03 PM (Hkcdp)

330 RLM's THE Rich Evans commented on the fast food wars in Demolition Man that Subway would win over Taco Bell because Subway has convinced people that they serve healthy food.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Since when does the "healthy" option win in ANYTHING?
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 01:58 PM (HjfEo)

And if there's one thing I've learned in this world, it's to take health advice from Rich Evans.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:03 PM (dGCAG)

331 I can't believe Richard Nixon won re-election; no-one I know voted for him!

Posted by: Zombie Pauline Kael at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (OqVpd)

332 This post rates 308 Weeping AOC's

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (ezJ0g)

333 Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

My response would have been, fuck you, shrimp.

I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)

334 Current Philadelphia Mayor and former Public School English Teacher can't spell Eagles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqg6iVhqVuY

Posted by: BRAD at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (QxEBj)

335 Magic wand 2.0

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (+iIV1)

336 Drones would be smarter and would be good training for the new kind of combat the world is seeing. Track movements with night vision and satellites, intercept and deport or imprison.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (n7h9X)

I'm sure you are right, but drones lack the personal satisfaction of seeing your enemy vaporize in your sights. Maybe supplement drones with snipers?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (pohLc)

337 Luke Rosiak @lukerosiak 14h
Fairfax County, Virginia is facing a $300M budget deficit after its schools spent $142M teaching migrant children English last year, up 50% from a few years prior

Consultants have now been hired to ask if people would rather have police, fire, or parks cut to resolve the deficit

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (5LoD7)

338 A lot of these folks never went to the asylum hearing they were scheduled for.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (ZmEVT)

339 A quick blurb on Denver 7 news [sic] last night that of course Mayor Johnson will do the proper ICE notifications regarding violently criminal illegals, despite Denver being one those "sanctuary city" thingys.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (bufu1)

340 Still should be arrested, just expect them to have their talking points and protests outside of the jail planned to a T.

The smart play is to find one of them that has something worse going on - a pedo, a rapist, something like that.

Let them drop a press release about how they are a political prisoner then announce they were actually arrested for the other crimes...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (t0Rmr)

341 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson squaring off with Border Czar Tom Homan and crew:

Johnson: No, I'm the Mayor! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...

Homan: [Homan takes his gun out and points it in Johnson's face]

Johnson: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a commie. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!

[Homan gives Johnson a weird look, then Johnson pees his pants]

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (Aqu9a)

342 Drones would be smarter and would be good training for the new kind of combat the world is seeing. Track movements with night vision and satellites, intercept and deport or imprison.
Posted by: Oldcat
======
Drones and robots are likely the future of warfare just like sci fi types predicted. Keith Laumer's BOLO may not be that far off.

The ones that will be resentful will be the commanders of units enmeshed with old technology. The Fighter Pilot mafia in the AF, the big Carrier group types, and so on.

Calvary commanders back in the day didn't want much to give up their horses. And infantry commanders still were pushing volley fire into WWI.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ctrM5)

343 Do we care? Is there any nutrition in lettuce? I mean you could just eat a spoonful of blue cheese dressing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (5FWsq)

I am crying. Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

344 I ask again: Who is that cutie who introduces the Joy Reid clip?

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (77rzZ)

345 299 "Barely eat any of our food and walk for 3 hours a day, and you too can lose weight! Trust us, it was the food!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January

Y’all. Eat healthy foods, and if you want to volume eat, you can. The amount of green beans to 1 donut is significant! Also, move your bodies. You will lose weight if you are in a calorie deficit. If you exercise, you increase muscle mass and burn fat, if you add resistance and weight training, you support bone density. Balance and core strength is important. All the things together.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 01:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
______
But I'd rather have the donut.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (1bNHn)

346 329 Nah, big city mayors will play up their arrest and proclaim they are brave political prisoners defying Trump’s tyranny.

Still should be arrested, just expect them to have their talking points and protests outside of the jail planned to a T.

Maybe right, but keep arresting them then, and turn off the $$$ spigot.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (5FWsq)

347 I would station Border Patrol/ICE at every Western Union location and fingerprint every living soul sending money out of this country to anywhere. If you have so much as a jaywalking ticket your ass is GONE.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2025 01:57 PM (u0CVZ)




Every storefront "immigracion abogado" office needs a no-knock raid, to find all of the stolen/forged Social Security numbers they have in their file cabinets.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

348 Fairfax county should just raise property and sales taxes.

Yes. That's the ticket.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ZmEVT)

349 Were the crying Guatemalans spherical?

Assume a spherical Guatemalan of radius R....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ILmhA)

350 We've Already Arrested 308 Criminal Illegal Alien Murderers and Rapists

------

Does this mean they've been separated from their children?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (xPNeT)

Well... separated from SOMEBODY'S children.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (dGCAG)

351 Asylum hearing ? Seriously ? Kind of defeats the purpose of deportation
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (VE6XX)

Get deported, and go to the embassy and apply for asylum there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

352 341 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson squaring off with Border Czar Tom Homan and crew:

Johnson: No, I'm the Mayor! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd...

Homan: [Homan takes his gun out and points it in Johnson's face]

Johnson: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a commie. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!

[Homan gives Johnson a weird look, then Johnson pees his pants]
Posted by: Count de Monet
========
That would be a SNL that I would watch. You otta be in show biz as a comedy writer.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (ctrM5)

353 Also, disclaimer, my responses to food always assumes no health conditions that contradict eating certain foods.

Thank you. Now go do some exercise and drink some water.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

354 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.
____

That phrase reminds me of Larry David's HBO shows theme song. Which should be playing whenever AOC starts yammering on about something.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (fs1hN)

355 Cavalry, uh uh.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (ZmEVT)

356 "They are systematically removing bong all"

They better keep their filthy hands off my Volcano.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (KAi1n)

357 Consultants have now been hired to ask if people would rather have police, fire, or parks cut to resolve the deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (5LoD7)
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As a Ffx County resident, I vote to cut the salaries of all FCPS administrators instead.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (79pEw)

358 Imagine if this was Day 3 of eight years of Kamala.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (HjfEo)

359 Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

My response would have been, fuck you, shrimp.

I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)
==================
Clearly, he doesn't know how strongly you feel about the issue

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (ezJ0g)

360 Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

That territory mostly aligns with the provinces that voted to secede.

Earlier in the war I think you could have demanded some sort of internationally monitored revote on secession, but that time is now gone.

Give the eastern Ukes what they want and hopefully the Western Ukes/EU have learned their lesson on coups and the impacts of supporting them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)

361 343 Do we care? Is there any nutrition in lettuce? I mean you could just eat a spoonful of blue cheese dressing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (5FWsq)

I am crying. Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

Lol. Im all for spinach and stuff, but lettuce? It's the celery of the vegetable world.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (5FWsq)

362 Homan should put maximum pressure on Chicago Mayor Johnson. Apparently Johnson has panic attacks and it would be great to watch him turn into a quivering, weeping sack of goo on live tv

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (6v8aM)

363 The bleach blond terrorist played by Wesley Snipes in the most prophetic movie ever made, Demolition Man.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2025 01:38 PM (KRtlO)

Ah. I looked it up. May have actually seen some snippets of that movie with the sound off, so no idea of the character's name, but the face is familiar. Resemblance to Reid is uncanny. Snipes doesn't have any, and I presume Reid has some.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 01:44 PM (8zz6B)

Critical Drinker has a pretty amusing summary review of it on YT if you want to check out scenes from the show.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (n7h9X)

364 Biscuits 'n' gravy and bourbon whiskey form the basis for a healthy diet. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (pohLc)

365 Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 14h
Big news: An NSA whistleblower has alerted me that the NSA is attempting to hide their DEI program by renaming it the Equal Employment Opportunity and Accessibility group.

As you can see, the training is the same and within it you find "DEIA as tradecraft."

This must be stopped! @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @PressSec

Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 13h
I’ve received 2 tips I can’t yet corroborate that the FBI is doing the same thing. If you are in the FBI with evidence that they are doing the same thing in an attempt to conceal DEI, you MUST report it to the Office of Personnel Management in the next 10 days. Immediately do so!

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (5LoD7)

366 209 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

I could be wrong, we'll see.
Posted by: Max Power

It stays at zero with this 10 mph wind and I'm deporting myself.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (j4U/Z)

367 1 Brigade can't control 1,000 miles of border.
Send a division

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (fwDg9)

368 360 Give the eastern Ukes what they want and hopefully the Western Ukes/EU have learned their lesson on coups and the impacts of supporting them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (t0Rmr)

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Why don't the demands include a clear path to Paris?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

369 Do we care? Is there any nutrition in lettuce? I mean you could just eat a spoonful of blue cheese dressing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Some varieties of lettuce have more nutrition than others. Iceberg lettuce has little, Romaine some. Leaf Spinach, great.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (ctrM5)

370 I am crying. Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.
Posted by: Piper


I love iceberg lettuce. Crispy and lots of moisture. Same with celery. And jicama.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (77rzZ)

371 Fairfax County, Virginia is facing a $300M budget deficit after its schools spent $142M teaching migrant children English last year, up 50% from a few years prior

Consultants have now been hired to ask if people would rather have police, fire, or parks cut to resolve the deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (5LoD7)

How about FCPS gets cut. The school district sucks at preparing kids. Of course this will be fun, since it is a statewide election year in VA.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (wrXPz)

372 I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)

That's expected for the opening offer. I don't like the Uke's or Russia, but Putin will probably end up with most of the territory and Uke not in NATO. The West doesn't have the stomach to push him out. All they want to do is throw our money at it and that was never going to work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (b4o9z)

373 I could have been first but didn't want the pressure.

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (vFG9F)

374 Fairfax county should just raise property and sales taxes.

Yes. That's the ticket.

Posted by: no one of


Of course. They want to give ten percent raises to their new battalion of ESL teachers.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)

375 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Another unhinged trans leftist campaigning on TikTok to have Trump and Vance killed.
@FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yck7n22s

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

376 Animals eat plants so you don't have to.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (JdxE1)

377 > I noticed that suddenly there is no lettuce in the stores.

A couple of weeks ago my local Costco had no eggs. When even Costco can't get eggs, things are messed up.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (Odg76)

378 345 ______
But I'd rather have the donut.
Posted by: Eeyore at January

I know. And if you have a donut every now and again, who cares. Eat the dang donut. Just not all the donuts and every day. We don’t have to strive to be super models, lord knows I am not. Just strive to be our best selves.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

379
EM PEACH COBBLER FOADDY-SEBUN1!11!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (EFZgU)

380 375 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Another unhinged trans leftist campaigning on TikTok to have Trump and Vance killed.
@FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yck7n22s
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (NpAcC)

========

Secret Service should be knocking for an interview within the next week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

381 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @RepAOC 17h
SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.
With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights.

You do NOT have to speak to ICE without a JUDICIAL warrant. (1/3)

If they attempt to enter your home or your workplace, ask for a warrant. Sometimes they will try to use other, non qualifying paperwork. They need a warrant.

You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one.
(2/3)

We distributed these materials in English and Spanish across our community this weekend and invite you to share these reminders widely. Print it out and keep it in your wallet or on your fridge for reference and safe keeping.

We are in this together

Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 3h
The Democratic Party is literally trying to hide criminal illegal aliens from deportation. Wow.

Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (5LoD7)

382 >>I am crying. Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.


ALL the essential Macro and Micro Nutrients of Vegetables are conveniently distilled and packed into each and every Steak.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (snN/i)

383 It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Celery has its uses in flavoring and fiber intake.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (ctrM5)

384 Just outside phoenix the other day they busted two cars of illegals carrying thousands of rounds of 50 cal and 7.62 ammo. For resale? Or to stock up the fifth column?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (W/lyH)

385 Mayor Johnson is an unserious and soft trustafarian. Don’t think he has much support thanks to his single focus on homeless and illegals.
Maybe he’s realized this?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (Hkcdp)

386 336 Drones would be smarter and would be good training for the new kind of combat the world is seeing. Track movements with night vision and satellites, intercept and deport or imprison.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (n7h9X)

I'm sure you are right, but drones lack the personal satisfaction of seeing your enemy vaporize in your sights. Maybe supplement drones with snipers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (pohLc)
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Use the drones as beaters, driving the prey to where the hunters are stationed with their guns.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (1bNHn)

387 This guy's a mutant. Look at those arms and hands!

http://tiny.cc/5q07001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (Odg76)

388 If they arrest a blue city mayor, I would strongly suggest he shouldn't make it to arraignment. Pay for an MS-13 inmate to see to it.

That's good copy.

Posted by: PR Advice at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (BI5O2)

389 It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Celery is awesome.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (77rzZ)

390 >> Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (ezJ0g)

His premise was he invaded to protect Russia. Ok, let’s say we accept that ridiculous premise, that he invaded a sovereign nation to protect his own and create a buffer. If you get a guarantee of neutrality, remind me again why you need that buffer. Of sovereign territory you conquered by force.

Give Putin his guarantee. Put monitors on the border. Pat him on the head, and call it a deal.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (VM1VU)

391 Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

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My plates are blue and I haven't lost any weight. Should I switch to white plates?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (ixyiv)

392
I love iceberg lettuce. Crispy and lots of moisture. Same with celery. And jicama.
Posted by: Bulg at January

Oh Bulg! I have a jicama recipe I am going to email you!

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

393 Good grief, Bash is a stuttering imbecile.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (tT6L1)

394 381 Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 3h
The Democratic Party is literally trying to hide criminal illegal aliens from deportation. Wow.
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (5LoD7)

=========

If the Democrat Party would secure the border, they'd have a lot more leeway with the American public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

395 And infantry commanders still were pushing volley fire into WWI.
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Well, when equipped with a Springfield volley fire works. Plunging fire on trenches makes sense. Also, the Germans were very upset that Marines were dropping aimed rifle fire on them at 700+ yards. This just was not done. It was an outrage.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (Wg6v7)

396 I am crying. Lettuce has fiber. Adding spinach and other veggies into a salad is good. You need macro and micronutrients. You don’t have to get crazy measuring. Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.
Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

Lamb chops have fiber, too, if you leave the hair on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (8zz6B)

397 319 I live in a deep blue area yet more than half the working people I run into these days are based.

So that means the Democrats are all the layabouts, ne'erdowells, fuckup artists, criminals, and government workers BIRM.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:02 PM (HjfEo)
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The number of actual middle-class people that vote D has become vanishingly small. They're now the party of the upper-upper-middle class and above, and a serf class of wage slaves that support the former, and who have a near-zero chance of getting ahead due to the ludicrous cost of living where all of these fucking retards live for some reason known but to God.

Think NYC socialites living in penthouses and tony brownstones, and the Uber Eats drivers that keep them fed. There is no middle anymore.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (u0CVZ)

398 Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

My response would have been, fuck you, shrimp.

I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)

LOL

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (g47mK)

399 Fairfax County, Virginia is facing a $300M budget deficit after its schools spent $142M teaching migrant children English last year, up 50% from a few years prior

Consultants have now been hired to ask if people would rather have police, fire, or parks cut to resolve the deficit
Posted by: andycanuck (5LoD7) at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (5LoD7)
===================
at a $100K per teacher (just picking a number), that's 1,400 ESL teachers. Seriously?

Hey, I have an idea: Take in fewer migrants!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (ezJ0g)

400 Colorful plates and festive little hats.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (iF6GW)

401 troll's gonna troll

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (g47mK)

402

As a Ffx County resident, I vote to cut the salaries of all FCPS administrators instead.
Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (79pEw)

Amen!! The Taj Mahal folks are paid very very well. Tell them to turn their temps down to 66 too, to save money on energy bills.

Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (wLjpr)

403 Much of the prepared foods you can get either from a restaurant or even your local grocery store are heavy in sugar and calories.

And its because it is an easy way to add flavor.

But...its not good for you to eat all the time.

You can cook healthy, tasty food but it takes time, energy, and preparation.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:10 PM (t0Rmr)

404 If you stop eating plants you won't need the fiber.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (JdxE1)

405 I ask again: Who is that cutie who introduces the Joy Reid clip?
Posted by: Bulg
......

I don't know, but her accent is Yuge.

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

406 Ukraine lost. They don't have the resources. We have the resources. We are not giving them the resources anymore. They lose.

Putin gets the territories he wants. No NATO and Ukraine can start advertising tax incentives for young couples to repopulate their country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (PMtkd)

407 Someone mentioned donuts?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (2UnvF)

408 You can get colorful plates by puting some lead based paint on them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (b4o9z)

409 Uke will lose land and enter NATO is my guess. NATO is fucking stupid anyway. Neither side is going to get everything they want.

But take nothing from me I'm no geopolitical expert, I basically grew up reading the maze instructions on the Peanut Butter Crunch box.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (HjfEo)

410 Nobody ever said “lettuce is my rubicon”.

Ok, maybe a retarded liberal. But nobody sane.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (VM1VU)

411 Start putting up posters that tell the pols that payback for any harm done to a family at the hands of an illegal will not be nice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 02:01 PM (W/lyH)

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RICO them with "Conspiracies to Commit Murder, Rape, et. al."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (nLhZc)

412 Homan is stating the obvious yet Bash seems incapable of understanding releasing illegals who are incarcerated back into the illegal community means there will be collateral damage. There's no way to avoid it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (tT6L1)

413 Colorful plates are a great way to make it happen.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

Um, plates of color.

Posted by: Honey Badger at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (i24o9)

414 Secret Service should be knocking for an interview within the next week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025

We've already been chatting.

Posted by: US Secret Service Death Squad at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (BI5O2)

415
We distributed these materials in English and Spanish across our community this weekend and invite you to share these reminders widely. Print it out and keep it in your wallet or on your fridge for reference and safe keeping.



We are in this together

So deport AOC !

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (VE6XX)

416 That would be a SNL that I would watch. You otta be in show biz as a comedy writer.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (ctrM5)
---------------
Well, he swiped it from "True Lies"...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (6K6Eu)

417 Why am I just hearing about this now, a Border Patrol agent murdered on duty yesterday ? I don't watch much TV and all but how did I not see this ?

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (Ha/VB)

418 All they want to do is throw our money at it and that was never going to work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (b4o9z)

They will shovel unfathomable amounts of money at it for just as long as some stream of that money comes back to their pockets.

That dries up, and they'll wander off from the smoldering wreckage like bored children with a magnifying glass leaving an anthill.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (+iIV1)

419 Ukes lost as soon as the started. The question now is , how long will Z last in his role.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (g47mK)

420 Human Rights First Organization

Human Rights First Analysis of the Trump Administration’s Initial Immigration Executive Actions

On the first day of the Trump-Vance Administration, the President issued a host of anti-immigrant and -refugee Executive Orders that undermine our national security, tarnish our global reputation, and eliminate crucial protections and safe pathways for those fleeing persecution. Human Rights First’s analysis of the first executive actions by this administration follows:

(Includes)
Weaponizing Presidential War Powers and the Military Against Migrants; Declaration of a National Emergency; Dangerous Misuse of the Military

Border Shutdown on Asylum and other Protections;
Suspension of CBP One and Humanitarian Parole Programs; Restart of “Remain in Mexico” Program; Refugee Ban; Expansion of Summary Deportations

Expanded Detention and Criminalization of Individuals Without Status; Mass, Wasteful, and Unnecessary Detention; Ill-targeted Criminal Prosecutions; Terrorizing Communities

Attack on Birthright Citizenship; Designating Cartels as Foreign Terrorist Organizations and the Alien Enemies Act of 1798; Externalizing Asylum, and more.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (NFX2v)

421 389 It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Celery is awesome.
----------------
Wonderful digestive. Also a key ingredient to any stew. Works very well with peanut butter.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (Wg6v7)

422 I live in a deep blue area yet more than half the working people I run into these days are based.

I suspect a substantial percentage of the D vote is fraudulent nowadays, even in blue areas.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (t0Rmr)

423 That's expected for the opening offer. I don't like the Uke's or Russia, but Putin will probably end up with most of the territory and Uke not in NATO. The West doesn't have the stomach to push him out. All they want to do is throw our money at it and that was never going to work.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



The Ukraine military was subjecting civilians in eastern Ukraine to artillery barrages since 2015, you would think they would be glad to see them go.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (lTGtQ)

424 383 It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Celery has its uses in flavoring and fiber intake.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (ctrM5)

I had no idea that taking lazy potshots at lettuce and celery would provoke such a response.

Ok let's talk about turnips and parsnips. I kid I love turnips and parsnips.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (5FWsq)

425 Oh, and barren cat ladies and incels. They vote D too. Strangely if we could just get those two groups to agree to have sex with one another, they'd probably start voting R.

Posted by: ballistic at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (u0CVZ)

426 No L, No L
Homan has no L!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (6K6Eu)


Next you'll tell us that Scott Presssssler doesn't have 5 s.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (ExV1e)

427 I ask again: Who is that cutie who introduces the Joy Reid clip?

Until somebody else explained, I thought it was tranny Simon Phoenix and thought "Damn, he's pretty good at that."

Posted by: Oddbob at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (/y8xj)

428 Posted by: andycanuck

Andy,
Immigration enforcement is a civil matter, not criminal and thus things like employment ledgers, SS data, etc can be used to remove an illegal whether or not they say something. Std. is preponderance of evidence in administrative matters and in many cases, unless criminal charges are sought, most of the evidence needed can be gathered without any cooperation from the detainee or even warrants.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

429 >> Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

And we can stop Funding BOTH Ukraine and NATO?

Deal.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (snN/i)

430 364 Biscuits 'n' gravy and bourbon whiskey form the basis for a healthy diet. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (pohLc)
_____
You need some vegetables, besides whiskey. You don't want your chocolate levels to get low.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (1bNHn)

431 I don’t believe Trump is stupid. He will give Russia a choice. Keep the territory and Ukraine enters NATO or give it up and get a guarantee they won’t. Your choice.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (VM1VU)

432 404 If you stop eating plants you won't need the fiber.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January

You especially. Hahah. Fiber helps the biome in your gut, which you do want to keep healthy. It supports all those pro and prebiotics. We are not obligate carnivores. We are omnivores.

Posted by: Piper at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

433 Oh Bulg! I have a jicama recipe I am going to email you!
Posted by: Piper


OK, thanks!

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (77rzZ)

434 Some varieties of lettuce have more nutrition than others. Iceberg lettuce has little, Romaine some. Leaf Spinach, great.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM

--

Digesting iceberg lettuce only accelerates the process you can see for yourself after you leave it in your fridge too long -- a bag of swamp water.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (wzAuc)

435 My dick just got remoralized.

Amongst the many Ace-isms, this ranks near the top.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (feC/a)

436 Colorful plates and festive little hats.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats
......

and Trump baby balloons

Posted by: wth at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

437

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.
Posted by: Piper

Pretty much, Piper.😉 They're teasing as you know because you a sweet, nice person and they admire you're into fitness and have a business. I don't think all the men here only ever eat meat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (Tpui/)

438 Lil Z will likely get his nest feathered somewhere outside of Ukraine, that other shit Poroshenko as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (t0Rmr)

439 Why am I just hearing about this now, a Border Patrol agent murdered on duty yesterday ? I don't watch much TV and all but how did I not see this ?

Posted by: Cu'chullainn


In Vermont. Plenty of illegals being pushed across the border by Castreau.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)

440 "209 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people."

Operation Wetback: 1954
Overall, there were 1,074,277 "returns", defined as "confirmed movement of an inadmissible or deportable alien out of the United States not based on an order of removal" in the first year of Operation Wetback.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (+oR7L)

441 Wonderful digestive. Also a key ingredient to any stew. Works very well with peanut butter.
____

Peanut butter stew? Well, ok I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (fs1hN)

442 358 Imagine if this was Day 3 of eight years of Kamala.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (HjfEo)


AoSHQ would be shut-down. We wouldn't care though, because we'd have no smart phones or internet access in our concentration camps. Anyway, we'd be too busy to cry about AoSHQ. We'd be fighting each other for a piece of the daily two-pound loaf of bread for every fifty inmates.

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (aBgBM)

443 So I came home from work at lunch time. There is still a bunch of ice and snow at my house. I promptly slipped and landed on my butt and pulled something in my left thigh... I have a bruised right butt cheek. CenTex does not do snow and ice well....

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (/IaHq)

444 Just outside phoenix the other day they busted two cars of illegals carrying thousands of rounds of 50 cal and 7.62 ammo. For resale? Or to stock up the fifth column?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2025 02:09 PM (W/lyH)

So that's why my order is delayed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (i24o9)

445 How in the world did someone think it a good idea to put Dana Bash in front of a camera? She's the Andrea Mitchell of our time.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 01:30 PM (1bNHn)


It's mental conditioning for the left. They think "oh, she's quite unattractive so she must be smart and serious."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (ExV1e)

446 437

I swear y’all do this just to see how I respond.
Posted by: Piper

Pretty much, Piper.😉 They're teasing as you know because you a sweet, nice person and they admire you're into fitness and have a business. I don't think all the men here only ever eat meat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (Tpui/)

Although, if money were no object, I'm sure they'd like to...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (exHjb)

447
It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (5FWsq)




Peanut butter on celery has been a favorite since I was a kid.


But of course, I'm weird.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

448 >>Some varieties of lettuce have more nutrition than others. Iceberg lettuce has little, Romaine some. Leaf Spinach, great.


Deer Tongue is Best Lettuce.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (snN/i)

449 It supports all those pro and prebiotics.

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What about the postbiotics and midbitotics?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (b4o9z)

450 417 Why am I just hearing about this now, a Border Patrol agent murdered on duty yesterday ? I don't watch much TV and all but how did I not see this ?
Posted by: Cu'chullainn at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (Ha/VB)

The one killed in VT by a German national?

No word on whether this German national was more of a "Hans" type of German or a "Mohammed" type of German, but I do have my suspicions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (uCjyK)

451 404 If you stop eating plants you won't need the fiber.
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Just eat a bowl of All Bran every third day. Your pipes will be scrubbed clean.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (Wg6v7)

452 I don’t believe Trump is stupid. He will give Russia a choice. Keep the territory and Ukraine enters NATO or give it up and get a guarantee they won’t. Your choice.

Vlad was already promised no Ukraine in NATO. Biden was about to reverse that.

Eastern Ukraine is likely going to be an nominally independent dependency of Russia, and TBH, its probably the best outcome considering what the people in Western Ukraine were doing to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)

453 Black seeded simpson or GTFO.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (+iIV1)

454 I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)

That's expected for the opening offer. I don't like the Uke's or Russia, but Putin will probably end up with most of the territory and Uke not in NATO. The West doesn't have the stomach to push him out. All they want to do is throw our money at it and that was never going to work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:08 PM (b4o9z)

Putin THINKS he's the guy who won a war against the U.S. and Europe. Because he did.

It's not just that the West doesn't have the stomach to push him out, they don't have the ability to do so. We can send all the fancy drones and other weapons at it, Russia is not going anywhere they don't want to go.

Put another L on the U.S.'s card, and move on.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (dGCAG)

455 Does Posse Comatose apply?

The argument is that they're not acting in a law enforcement role, they're repelling an invasion.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

456 NATO countries are now ponying up their 5% commitments. Weird. What a difference an election makes.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (VM1VU)

457 That would be a SNL that I would watch. You otta be in show biz as a comedy writer.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:06 PM (ctrM5)


Thanks, but not deserved. I stole that from the movie True Lies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (Aqu9a)

458 I suspect a substantial percentage of the D vote is fraudulent nowadays, even in blue areas.
Posted by: 18-1

Fraud by mail states and urban areas likely have voter fraud well over 15-20 percent.

A peek into Detroit's books in 2016 due to Jill Stein's campaign lawsuit indicated about 1 out of every ten ballots or so actually existed in the lock box. Urban mayoral races and those for city council probably indicate how many voters are true blue and exist. Usual turnout is about 20 percent or less in such places.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (ctrM5)

459 You need some vegetables, besides whiskey. You don't want your chocolate levels to get low.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (1bNHn)

Tobacco is a vegetable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9)

460 > I ask again: Who is that cutie who introduces the Joy Reid clip?

Danica De Giorgio
http://tiny.cc/0r07001

Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (Odg76)

461 You don't need fiber. Just stop eating the slave prisoner diet

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (JdxE1)

462 Colorful plates?? Luxury! We had to eat square brown pizza off pastel green cafeteria trays!

Posted by: fd at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (vFG9F)

463 Human Rights First Organization

==

check out that swampy thing, the board is something; wonder who is funding them (SOROS)

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (g47mK)

464 More fire, lake castaic area.
100 quatloos say bum arson, er, "warming fires" per the news.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (iF6GW)

465 Who says states can't nullify federal laws ?

s/ Jefferson Davis

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (9X60i)

466 The one killed in VT by a German national?

No word on whether this German national was more of a "Hans" type of German or a "Mohammed" type of German, but I do have my suspicions.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (uCjyK)

My money is on Asian Dawn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (i24o9)

467
The one killed in VT by a German national?

yea, and as a recent visitor to Frankfurt, I am pretty certain I know what kind of 'German' it was.

Posted by: Cu'chullainn at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (Ha/VB)

468 218 Wasn't it Demolition Man where Stallone was shaking his head after passing by the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library?
That's funny on a lot of levels now
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2025 01:49 PM (6v8aM)
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There were a lot great lines in that move.

Posted by: WisRich at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (G0vdT)

469 Homan: "we'll beat the livin' SH-T out of any murderers and rapists. The non-criminals should then just walk themselves into the waiting vans"

Posted by: Rand Logan Paul at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (qbmaU)

470 You especially. Hahah. Fiber helps the biome in your gut, which you do want to keep healthy. It supports all those pro and prebiotics. We are not obligate carnivores. We are omnivores.
Posted by: Piper

Fiber is good for diabetics like me. It binds up excess glucose in the blood and thus carries it out of your body when you poop.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (77rzZ)

471 I vape for the phyto nutrients.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (JdxE1)

472 Putin's offer is reminiscent of the "Art of the Deal." Putin read Trump's book, I think.

He's staked out a position and will probably settle for less, which is probably what he originally wanted.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

473 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

474 Salad is just a vehicle for blue cheese dressing and bacon. Extra bacon.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (1bNHn)

475 It's the celery of the vegetable world.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:07 PM (5FWsq)




Peanut butter on celery has been a favorite since I was a kid.


But of course, I'm weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

And celery is the waterpik tootbrush and flosser of your colon. Cleans like a green tornado!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)

476 431 I don’t believe Trump is stupid. He will give Russia a choice. Keep the territory and Ukraine enters NATO or give it up and get a guarantee they won’t. Your choice.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (VM1VU)

Hold your horses there. Why would we want Ukraine in NATO? That would be an incredibly provocative move, with no clear US upside, and massive potential US downside.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (uCjyK)

477 1 student is dead in the Nashville high school shooting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (NpAcC)

478 We can send all the fancy drones and other weapons at it, Russia is not going anywhere they don't want to go.


The FNM shared a clip of a Uke drone dropping some sort of flammable material on what was supposedly a Russian position in the trees. They claimed it was some sort of phosphorous weapon. Now there was no return fire coming from the supposed position and no Russians in view so I suspect it was a demonstration not an actual combat usage but can you imagine how the FNM would have covered the US military using white phosphorous on jihadi positions as a weapon, not a smoke screen, in one of our wars?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (t0Rmr)

479 Tobacco is a vegetable.

Lyft driver asked "what's your favorite vegetable?"
"Meat"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (iF6GW)

480 Ok let's talk about turnips and parsnips. I kid I love turnips and parsnips.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:12 PM (5FWsq)

A parsnip once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (i24o9)

481 If one wants to help, destroy most governments.
To feed the babies, first you have to kill the monster.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (nG58E)

482 Ok let's talk about turnips and parsnips. I kid I love turnips and parsnips.
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Parsnips are something people from NJ eat. Turnips, on the other hand, are delicious - both greens and fruit. I love raw turnips with salt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (Wg6v7)

483 474 Salad is just a vehicle for blue cheese dressing and bacon. Extra bacon.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (1bNHn)

That was kinda my point. Noone eats just lettuce. Heck celery is the stone in stone soup. And it's everyone's favorite with 300 calories of cream cheese or peanut butter on it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (5FWsq)

484 BREAKING: DHS revoked a directive barring arrests in ‘sensitive’ areas, allowing ICE to carry out arrests of illegal immigrants in... churches.

I have reservations about this and hope that they will do it with respect.

Y'know, don't interrupt the service, and remind the pastors or priests, especially (since the Catholics actually have a tradition of people being able to claim sanctuary in opposition to the government), that their job is to encourage law breakers to turn themselves in to face justice, not cover up for them

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (hB7mE)

485 My son in Nashville says the area around Antioch HS is a tough area, and he wonders if the shootings are gang related.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (79pEw)

486 Tobacco is a vegetable.

Lyft driver asked "what's your favorite vegetable?"



Joe Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (xv7Bb)

487 Putin says he will end the war in Ukraine if he gets to keep all the territory he’s currently sitting on and Ukraine remains neutral and out of NATO.

My response would have been, fuck you, shrimp.

I don’t like the Uke’s, but who does this dickhead think he is.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:04 PM (VM1VU)

The guy who won the war and exhausted the Wests military stocks, while showing they were easily countered in Ukrainian conditions. That's who.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (n7h9X)

488 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.
__

Too late.
- Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Finland

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (fs1hN)

489 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)

490 >> It's not just that the West doesn't have the stomach to push him out, they don't have the ability to do so. We can send all the fancy drones and other weapons at it, Russia is not going anywhere they don't want to go.

lol. If Putin wants to go full retard, he can push that angle. We could move him off that territory but it would come at great cost. It’s a slugfest and Russia has already lost about 1 million personnel. But that said, why would we? For what? We should really be saying where’s our guarantee you won’t march across more countries using the same premise? Or even better, if you do it’s an act of war and expect no quarter. Putin didn’t win shit. He’s getting bogged down by a third world nation that we threw a few weapons. The guy got punked. He never thought it would go on this long and it’s bleeding him. He wants out now. Make no mistake.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (VM1VU)

491 Peanut butter on celery has been a favorite since I was a kid.

But of course, I'm weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

I have a stalk every day, slathered in chunky peanut butter ... fibre and protein.

Posted by: browndog stays on Piper's good side at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (TTAGa)

492 1 student is dead in the Nashville high school shooting.

The perp, by his own hand.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (iF6GW)

493 Wonderful digestive. Also a key ingredient to any stew. Works very well with peanut butter.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (Wg6v7)



Celery is also a wonderful bacon conveyance tool. Use it to transport the bacon to your mouth and then discard into the garbage can.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (gqsiU)

494 In Vermont. Plenty of illegals being pushed across the border by Castreau.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:13 PM (lTGtQ)

Apparently the two perps in this instance were northbound, trying to escape into Canada. Terrorist connections, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (8zz6B)

495 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (i24o9

😉. But it probably doesn't taste too good in lieu of a side salad

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (Tpui/)

496 Vlad was already promised no Ukraine in NATO. Biden was about to reverse that.

Eastern Ukraine is likely going to be an nominally independent dependency of Russia, and TBH, its probably the best outcome considering what the people in Western Ukraine were doing to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)

Yeah, I think the obvious solution is Russia gets the parts of Ukraine that wanted to leave Ukraine, and the rest of Ukraine gets to repatriate their refugees from around the world and get to work repaying the US for our generosity during this retarded war.

Sadly, yes, that means rare earth minerals and oil falls in to the Russian sphere of influence. But who fucking cares?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

497 "What I'm telling you is, when we go find our priority target, which is a criminal alien, if he's with others in the United States illegally, we're going to take enforcement action against him," Homan replied. "We're going to enforce the immigration law."

When these guys get deported, what happens to all the F-150's and Silverado's that fall into ICE's hands?

Posted by: CAL WORTHINGTON at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (QxEBj)

498 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

Then he gives the land back.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (HjfEo)

499 Someone above was asking what day 3 of a Kamel Toe presidency would look like and I think one answer is her Junta would have already announced US troops going to be used as cannon fodder in Ukraine...likely with the draft following shortly thereafter.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (t0Rmr)

500 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)
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Parsnips look like fat white carrots and are delicious roasted.

Posted by: bluebell at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (79pEw)

501 Stevia must have phyto nutrients.

Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (JdxE1)

502 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

Yep. Even though he's shown Nato to be the fraud it is, he's not going to allow it even nominally in Ukraine.

And yes, Ukraine is going to be what he says it is. Nobody else. He's in charge, he will dictate the terms. He will decide when this thing is over.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (dGCAG)

503
CAL, they will be returned to the rightful owners?

Posted by: fourseasons at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (3ek7K)

504 My mom would stick raisens in the peanut butter on the celrey. Called it ants on a log. I ate the ants and pb and threw away the log. I'm not a beaver.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (b4o9z)

505 I hope that shortly after Bondi is sworn-is she will appoint some Special Counsels. Investigating the railroading and jail abuse of J6ers should be one of them.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 01:34 PM (aBgBM)


I swear, we need a Constitutional Amendment requiring the Senate to have up/down votes on all nominees announced prior to the inauguration by no more than five days after the inauguration or they'll all be locked in a maximum security penitentiary until they're done and one will be executed daily to underscore the importance of the task.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (ExV1e)

506 I have reservations about this and hope that they will do it with respect.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM (hB7mE)

If you remove that from a possible sanctuary from arrest and deportation, then you should get less use of such, except for the leftists attempting to further use brown people as political pawns.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (i24o9)

507 Putin THINKS he's the guy who won a war against the U.S. and Europe. Because he did.

It's not just that the West doesn't have the stomach to push him out, they don't have the ability to do so. We can send all the fancy drones and other weapons at it, Russia is not going anywhere they don't want to go.

Put another L on the U.S.'s card, and move on.
Posted by: BurtTC
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Putin won territory but at the terrible expenditure of human bodies and trashing a fair portion of Russia's wealth. What is left in the area conquered is tremendous devastation and what is left in the Treasury is a rapidly shrinking sovereign wealth gained over twenty years. Official interest rates are well in the double digits, inflation, even by official Russian figures is close to 10 percent. and Russia has more or less tied itself to a China that at the very least is interested in exploiting Russia's strategic and economic weakness.

DJT has it right, war is not the way to fortune and wealth for the citizenry. It wastes and despoils everything so it is only a last resort for national survival, not gain. We used to know that here.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

508 Parsnips are something people from NJ eat. Turnips, on the other hand, are delicious - both greens and fruit. I love raw turnips with salt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM


Put turnips in your food plot for deer.

Unless you make a giant plot, they will browse off every single turnip green.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (HlyYF)

509 Parsnip is great in beef stew

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (HjfEo)

510 Though bombing the daylights out of the cartel strongholds in Mexico will help quite a bit.
Posted by: naturalfake


Not much really. The problem is the MX government and courts are shot-through with cartel corruption. Think 1920's Chicago times 10. It's not the safe house with a bunch of thugs. It's the entire judicial and government system that's infected. Trump will have to set up a extracurricular court system that can't be bribed, threatened, or murdered at the drop of a peso.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (mlg/3)

511 When these guys get deported, what happens to all the F-150's and Silverado's that fall into ICE's hands?
Posted by: CAL WORTHINGTON at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (QxEBj)

Asking for a friend?

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching vocaloid at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (dtlDP)

512 I am re-cycling this:

I went to a big bookstore and asked the clerk if they have the new book from Donald Trump about deporting illegal aliens. She shouted at me "Get the fuck out of here and don't come back!"

I said. "Yeah, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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Another one I saw was a tweet "I'm worried Trump will deport my mother-in-law who lives at [her exact address]"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (I9fAe)

513 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)
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They look like giant white carrots. You can cook them and mash them like potatoes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (6K6Eu)

514 Peanut butter on celery has been a favorite since I was a kid.


But of course, I'm weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

Celery stuffed with Velveeta cheese is kind of tasty, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (8zz6B)

515 >> The guy who won the war and exhausted the Wests military stocks, while showing they were easily countered in Ukrainian conditions. That's who.

lol. Yeah ok. At best this thing is a draw. He’s lost more men than the Uke’s and it’s created bad reverberations inside his country. The whole thing is stupid and I hate feeling like I am defending the corrupt, asshole Ukraine . But if we don’t end this the right way, whatever that is, we will rue the day we cut some shitty deal just to say we did it.

Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (VM1VU)

516 Then he gives the land back.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (HjfEo)

Who's going to make him?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (dGCAG)

517 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.
Posted by: no one of any consequence


He's already got it: Norway, Finland, Poland, and the Baltic States. Hell, Norway was a NATO member even when the Soviets were in power.

So that's a little bit disingenuous on Putin's part.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (77rzZ)

518 >>I have no idea what a parsnip is.


They are the secret ingredient to all great soup and stock.

Also great roasted and finished with a touch of honey.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (snN/i)

519 488 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.
__

Too late.
- Poland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Finland
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (fs1hN)

That's why I've always thought that NATO has nothing to do with it. Ukraine got far too corrupt (*cough*threeletters*cough), far too fast, and that was too much of a thorn in their asses. That's all it was ever about. NATO is just another meaningless relic for corrupt assholes to shuffle other people's money around and play big shot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (+iIV1)

520 The perp, by his own hand.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle for festive little hats at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (iF6GW
*******
I should have added not including the shooter.
Of the two that were shot one has died and the other one is ok.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (NpAcC)

521 Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (VM1VU)

So, tell me, what would be the US response if Mexico signed a Military treaty with China? And had Chinese troops training the Mexican Army?

And then, the Chinese went in and overthrew the elected Mexican President, and installed a pro China guy?

Posted by: Jack Burton at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (QAkQ3)

522 The UK commentariat, particularly Farrage-supporting TalkTV, are gearing up for a possible Trump-Starmer confrontation over Starmer's posting Peter Mandelson to DC as the UK's new ambassador.

From what I've seen and heard, send him home.

Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (rj6Yv)

523 Eastern Ukraine is likely going to be an nominally independent dependency of Russia, and TBH, its probably the best outcome considering what the people in Western Ukraine were doing to them.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:15 PM (t0Rmr)
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Western Ukraine didn't drive this boat onto the rocks. We did.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (Wg6v7)

524 498 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

Then he gives the land back.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (HjfEo)

That land isn't going back. There are people in that part of UKR that actually want to be part of RUS. Their relationship goes back centuries.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (DnTj0)

525 I have no idea what a parsnip is.

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I believe it's a unit of length used in astronomy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (HzLHf)

526
And celery is the waterpik tootbrush and flosser of your colon. Cleans like a green tornado!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)



So you're saying that it's like receiving anal?

Count me in for the squeeky clean colon!

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (y9nCu)

527 It's a little-known fact that Roman soldiers were paid in celery, thus the English word 'salary'.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (5LoD7)

528 Parsnips are something people from NJ eat. Turnips, on the other hand, are delicious - both greens and fruit. I love raw turnips with salt.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:18 PM


Don't be dissing my parsnips.

Turnip, though, grated with a little oil and vinegar makes a great slaw. Maybe toss in a few pomegranate seeds for color...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (+QlJh)

529 No way Putin will allow NATO on his border.

That was and is and always will be what this is all about.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 22, 2025 02:16 PM (ZmEVT)

Then he gives the land back.

Posted by: ...


That isn't going to happen. Ukraine would just kill them all.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (lTGtQ)

530 >>At best this thing is a draw. He’s lost more men than the Uke’s and it’s created bad reverberations inside his country


When you are sitting on new lands taken as a result of Military action, it's not a Draw.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (snN/i)

531 We need to rebuild our shipbuilding capability and increase our merchant fleet. Chynah has worked to dominate this area, and it is a direct threat to our nation.

Sal Mercagliano has a great video on this (What's Going On With Shipping?).

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (ufFY8)

532 But who fucking cares?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (uCjyK)

This is soundin' mighty treasonous to a good heterosexual patriot like lil' ol' me!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham, balls deep in graft (and boys) at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (BI5O2)

533 The reason there is a war in Ukraine now is twofold:

1) The US backed coup in 2014
2) Biden offering Ukraine NATO membership

Were I Vlad I'd be demanding Poroshenko be turned over to the Eastern Ukrainians for trial...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (t0Rmr)

534 Uke will lose land and enter NATO is my guess. NATO is fucking stupid anyway. Neither side is going to get everything they want.

But take nothing from me I'm no geopolitical expert, I basically grew up reading the maze instructions on the Peanut Butter Crunch box.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:11 PM (HjfEo)

Russia has already incorporated most of the land they stand on now into Russia proper. They probably will want other areas demilitarized to keep NATO at arms length. They have already said they don't care much if land near NATO states gets nibbled off. They would be foolish to leave Odessa and the Black Sea coast to the rump Ukraine left.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (n7h9X)

535 Reminds me of Charles Napier's quote to Indians (dot not feather) burning widows on their dead husband's funeral pyre:

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

Sure, ignore Federal law; we'll just arrest all the other illegals we find when we arrest the ones we're looking for. Oh, and maybe we'll hit you with some Federal crimes to boot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

536 Eastern Ukraine is likely going to be an nominally independent dependency of Russia, and TBH, its probably the best outcome considering what the people in Western Ukraine were doing to them.
Posted by: 18-1
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Putin already incorporated those oblasts into Russia a while back.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (ctrM5)

537 Celery is awesome.
Posted by: Bulg

Used to be used as currency in Kalamazoo.

Rutabaga, however, is the king of the vegetable world. Long after the nuclear apocalypse, their wax-covered goodness will be intact, and I will feast on neeps and taties which store indefinitely.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (j4U/Z)

538 "stand in the way of beefed-up enforcement of immigration laws."

The laws are not "beefed up" they are the laws that were always on the books. These idiots just decided not to enforce them for "reasons".

word is illegal entries son the southern border has fallen 90%. because they arrested 308 criminals.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (nLFEI)

539 The Democratic Party is literally trying to hide criminal illegal aliens from deportation.
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Hey they fcuking worked hard importing those voters, they mean to keep them...

Posted by: It's fairly obvious isn't it at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (YnLVJ)

540 When these guys get deported, what happens to all the F-150's and Silverado's that fall into ICE's hands?
Posted by: CAL WORTHINGTON at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (QxEBj)



Asking for a friend?


Nah, probably asking for his dog Spot

Posted by: Rand Logan Paul at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (qbmaU)

541 "drop of a sombrero" would have been a better choice. Say la Vee.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (mlg/3)

542 Donald Trump Launches Purge of ‘Deep State’ at DOJ, Fulfilling Campaign Promise

Another affected official is George Toscas, a veteran deputy assistant attorney general in the department’s national security division who, in addition to helping oversee major terrorism and espionage investigations, has also been a key supervisor in politically charged probes over the last decade including into Hillary Clinton’s handling of classified information and Trump’s hoarding of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

543 Parsnip is great in beef stew

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (HjfEo)

I made some turnips and parsnips with a roast beef, potatoes, and carrots that I made, because my grandma used to to the same.

One or the other gave me voluminous gas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (i24o9)

544 There are NO accurate miltary assessments concerning the Ukraine affair is my belief..

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (PCK5/)

545 pookysgirl Thanks for that question

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (fwDg9)

546 Rutabaga, however, is the king of the vegetable world. Long after the nuclear apocalypse, their wax-covered goodness will be intact, and I will feast on neeps and taties which store indefinitely.
Posted by: Auspex

My Dad used to cook rutabagas and eat them with nutmeg.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

547 I made the Bushel run in 23 parsnips.

Posted by: Han Sous Vide at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (ufFY8)

548 Putin won territory but at the terrible expenditure of human bodies and trashing a fair portion of Russia's wealth. What is left in the area conquered is tremendous devastation and what is left in the Treasury is a rapidly shrinking sovereign wealth gained over twenty years. Official interest rates are well in the double digits, inflation, even by official Russian figures is close to 10 percent. and Russia has more or less tied itself to a China that at the very least is interested in exploiting Russia's strategic and economic weakness.

DJT has it right, war is not the way to fortune and wealth for the citizenry. It wastes and despoils everything so it is only a last resort for national survival, not gain. We used to know that here.
Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (ctrM5)

So in other words, their economy is about the same as ours.

And unlike ours, his weapons industry is robust and churning out more and more. He's got Europe by the nuts, and can turn on or off their energy resources at will.

They won. Period. And any casualty figures you see are coming from the Ukraine propaganda sources.

The numbers are more likely about 8 to 1. In Russia's favor.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (dGCAG)

549
That land isn't going back. There are people in that part of UKR that actually want to be part of RUS. Their relationship goes back centuries./i]

When the Uke war started their were a slough of refugees. According to FNM figures about 1/6 of them fled to...Russia.

At that point it should have been obvious the FNM line that Vlad was committing genocide in Eastern Ukraine was a bunch of BS...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (t0Rmr)

550

The Trump administration fired four top officials at the Justice Department’s Executive Office of Immigration Review, which oversees U.S. immigration courts, late Monday.

The officials were the chief immigration judge, Sheila McNulty; the acting director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review, Mary Cheng; the office’s general counsel, Jill Anderson; and its head of policy, Lauren Alder Reid.

All were civil servants, not political appointees. Alder Reid said they were not given any warning.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

551 Peanut butter on celery has been a favorite since I was a kid.

But of course, I'm weird.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2025 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

I have a stalk every day, slathered in chunky peanut butter ... fibre and protein.
Posted by: browndog stays on Piper's good side at January 22, 2025 02:20 PM (TTAGa)
*******
Add some raisins and it's called Ants on a Log.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (NpAcC)

552 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)

Me neither. So I skip the preliminaries and go for just the nips.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Aqu9a)

553 537 Celery is awesome.
Posted by: Bulg

Used to be used as currency in Kalamazoo.

Rutabaga, however, is the king of the vegetable world.

Posted by: Auspex at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (j4U/Z)


THIS^

Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (aBgBM)

554 I have no idea what a parsnip is.

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I believe it's a unit of length used in astronomy.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (HzLHf)
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The Millenium Falcon made the Kessel run in less than three parsnips?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (6K6Eu)

555 Curb your enthusiasm, we are not going to deport millions of people.

Michael Malice said the correct focus of enforcement is on employers. If there are no jobs, ICE doesn't have to lift a finger. That's not a 100% solution, but it's definitely something that needs to happen. Tell Tyson that nobody gives a shit that they're friendly with the Clintons, it's 2025.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (2ocoG)

556 Then he gives the land back.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:21 PM (HjfEo)

Who's going to make him?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (dGCAG)

I suspect Trump is going to try.

BTW I was one of the early people predicting that Russia would be in this forever if they needed to, and that it would just drag on, when many other things were being thrown around as likely outcomes. I had it spot on.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (HjfEo)

557 lol. Yeah ok. At best this thing is a draw. He’s lost more men than the Uke’s and it’s created bad reverberations inside his country. The whole thing is stupid and I hate feeling like I am defending the corrupt, asshole Ukraine . But if we don’t end this the right way, whatever that is, we will rue the day we cut some shitty deal just to say we did it.
Posted by: Vengeance at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (VM1VU)

We have no idea how many men either side lost, it's all war propaganda right now.

But either way, war is absolutely wasteful and the loss of life is always regrettable.

We also have no national interest in this fight and never should have been involved to begin with. But if we must be involved, we should carve up Ukraine, find a way to salvage whatever money / investment we can, and walk away. Our money and arrogance has already caused god knows how much death and destruction.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (uCjyK)

558 Would like one with the 50 BMG pintal in bed

Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (fwDg9)

559 546 Rutabaga, however, is the king of the vegetable world. Long after the nuclear apocalypse, their wax-covered goodness will be intact, and I will feast on neeps and taties which store indefinitely.
Posted by: Auspex

My Dad used to cook rutabagas and eat them with nutmeg.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (77rzZ)

Sounds very 18th Century; folks carried their own nutmeg with them and used it to spice up just about all their food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (ynpvh)

560 Very well. Wedge salad and donuts it is.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (2UnvF)

561 Roman soldiers' celery is also where we get the English word for 'hunting craftily' or 'stalking'.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (5LoD7)

562 What happens to all the F-150s?

If there were any justice they would be given to all the people who’ve had their F-150 stolen at the Denver International Airport.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (Hkcdp)

563 It's the entire judicial and government system that's infected. Trump will have to set up a extracurricular court system that can't be bribed, threatened, or murdered at the drop of a peso.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (mlg/3)

And people don't like the way this has to be done, although there's no choice when a system becomes this shot through with corruption - Bukele has done it in El Salvador. Courts have to be secret, judges have to be secret, witnesses have to be secret. Juries cannot be used in situation like this, you must impose a martial law type strict military justice situation. No appeals, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (wyMQY)

564 I have no idea what a parsnip is.

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I believe it's a unit of length used in astronomy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (HzLHf)

You're thinking of giraffes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (i24o9)

565 >>>I'd be happier if the headline said he arrested 308 ***criminal Democrats***.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!


Point of order: Redundant!

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (NMT5x)

566 552 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)

Me neither. So I skip the preliminaries and go for just the nips.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Aqu9a)

White carrots strong flavor baked with butter.Definitely an acquired taste.

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (PCK5/)

567 What happens to all the F-150s?
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They go back to Mexico where they are built.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (b4o9z)

568 I've never eaten rutabaga...I don't believe it's a staple south of the border...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

569 Jackstraw at 201

It took 200 comments.

Its like I don't even know you people

Posted by: Actually Cicero Kaboom Kid at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (hirWM)

570 547 I made the Bushel run in 23 parsnips.
Posted by: Han Sous Vide at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (ufFY

***golf clap***

Posted by: browndog stays on Piper's good side at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (TTAGa)

571 Add some raisins and it's called Ants on a Log.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (Wg6v7)

572 The Trump administration fired four top officials at the Justice Department’s Executive Office of Immigration Review, which oversees U.S. immigration courts, late Monday.

The officials were the chief immigration judge, Sheila McNulty; the acting director of the Executive Office of Immigration Review, Mary Cheng; the office’s general counsel, Jill Anderson; and its head of policy, Lauren Alder Reid.

All were civil servants, not political appointees. Alder Reid said they were not given any warning.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (RHGPo)


Over / under that they were synched?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (Aqu9a)

573 There are NO accurate miltary assessments concerning the Ukraine affair is my belief..
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (PCK5/)

There are, sort of. But you have to look for them. Any "reputable" news agency is getting their data from Ukrainian sources though, and I can't believe even the most insane neocons believe those numbers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

574 463. Check out that swampy thing, the board is something; wonder who is funding them (SOROS)
Posted by: runner

Can't locate much about $ but it was founded back in 1978, and has some interesting staff with background in the UNHCR and various NGOs.

A lot are young, maybe rotational.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 22, 2025 02:29 PM (NFX2v)

575 Parsnips are great - fried, baked, roasted, whatever.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 22, 2025 02:29 PM (KAi1n)

576 569 Jackstraw at 201

It took 200 comments.

Its like I don't even know you people

Posted by: Actually Cicero Kaboom Kid at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (hirWM)

I still don't get how to use the shells...rub your ass on them?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

577 We have no idea how many men either side lost, it's all war propaganda right now.

But either way, war is absolutely wasteful and the loss of life is always regrettable.


A while back I ran some numbers based on Ukraine's deployed military compared to the number of young men they have - remember they don't actually need to have a significant number of men in the workforce because we've been giving them more money then their GDP.

And...it comes out to millions of missing young men. It doesn't answer whether they fled, they were wounded, or they died but...for a grand patriotic war being paid for by the US they sure don't have many men in the field.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2025 02:29 PM (t0Rmr)

578 572 All were civil servants, not political appointees. Alder Reid said they were not given any warning.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

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I've noticed no word of lawsuits from bureaucrats to keep their jobs.

I'm sure they're percolating, but it's not popping up.

Interesting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

579 If there were any justice they would be given to all the people who’ve had their F-150 stolen at the Denver International Airport.


the circle of life for full-sized pickups in states with large "undocumented" populations

Posted by: brak at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (25k9m)

580 I don't watch the Reid, Bash, View, Maddow, etc. meltdowns as they are so idiotic and so much stray voltage. They don't matter and have nothing of substance to say. They are not even useful idiots anymore to the left which is in disarray and still trying to use their old tricks of Hitler, fascist, etc. to no avail. They are done and their network know it when they look at their bottom lines.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

581 Well, I'm out. Apparently roads to work closed due to fire, but as I'm not working right now, I'm not affected...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (ynpvh)

582 I have no idea what a parsnip is.

***

It is a type of Weasel

Posted by: Life of Wryly at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (1FWWQ)

583 I've never eaten rutabaga...I don't believe it's a staple south of the border...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

Have a pastie.

Posted by: Any Yooper at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (ufFY8)

584 522 The UK commentariat, particularly Farrage-supporting TalkTV, are gearing up for a possible Trump-Starmer confrontation over Starmer's posting Peter Mandelson to DC as the UK's new ambassador.

From what I've seen and heard, send him home.
Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (rj6Yv)

Peter Mandelson spent time on Epstein Island, and was a defender of Epstein. He has no standing to be recognized by Trump.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (DnTj0)

585 I was assured here just yesterday that he was all bluster & talk.

Everyone is making personnel judgements based on the before-time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (ExV1e)

586 The Washington Post reported that there is a 120-day moratorium on some staff reassignments after newly confirmed leaders begin their appointments, under federal guidelines. Bondi has not yet been confirmed; therefore, the moratorium is not yet in effect in the DOJ.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (RHGPo)

587 lol. Yeah ok. At best this thing is a draw. He’s lost more men than the Uke’s and it’s created bad reverberations inside his country. The whole thing is stupid and I hate feeling like I am defending the corrupt, asshole Ukraine . But if we don’t end this the right way, whatever that is, we will rue the day we cut some shitty deal just to say we did it.
Posted by: Vengeance
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People like all or nothing too much. It is possible to have a war, win territory and ultimately suffer a strategic loss.

Most measurements of a 'win' in war is whether the current elites come out of it with something. That is not necessarily true of average citizens.

For example, the Mexican-American War led to new territories in the SW which inflamed Southern fireeaters to provoke a civil war about a decade after that was settled.

Napoleon the Third instigated a stupid war with Prussia which united Germany which in turn caused excessive belief in an easy victory in WWI.

And so it goes.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (ctrM5)

588 Add some raisins and it's called Ants on a Log.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (NpAcC)

I already load up my morning oatmeal with lots of raisins.

Putting them on a stalk of celery and PB ... too labor intensive, plus my hands shake too much.

Posted by: browndog stays on Piper's good side at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (TTAGa)

589 489 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
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It is the stingiest of all the root vegetables.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (eb5mD)

590 This guy rocks and makes all the pedo-lovers and criminal apologists cry.

Posted by: It's beautiful at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (ybSPO)

591 583 I've never eaten rutabaga...I don't believe it's a staple south of the border...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

Have a pastie.

Posted by: Any Yooper at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (ufFY

The body covering?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

592 The only good thing that's come from the Uke war is you can now find shotgun loads specifically for taking out drones. Sure, they're not much different than hunting loadsm but who doesn't like buying more ammo?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (b4o9z)

593 Homan should visit the Sacramento County Jail. It's full of serious offenders that can't make bail. Hundreds of them. So many that most criminals are booked and released. But there's never any discussion about how many illegal aliens are locked up because STATE LAW makes that a state secret.
Homan needs to attack the illegal alien gag law too.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (8qJTb)

594 Well, this attitude certainly will start a self winnowing program among the illegals.
Let me turn this guy in before they start rounding up the whole building sort of thing.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (4780s)

595 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 22, 2025 02:19 PM (b4o9z)

Me neither. So I skip the preliminaries and go for just the nips.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (Aqu9a)

That's par for the corset.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (i24o9)

596 584 Peter Mandelson spent time on Epstein Island, and was a defender of Epstein. He has no standing to be recognized by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (DnTj0)

========

Bondi promising to release the Epstein files should make it interesting.

Welcome him and then see what happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching B-movies with Roger Corman at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

597 I suspect Trump is going to try.

BTW I was one of the early people predicting that Russia would be in this forever if they needed to, and that it would just drag on, when many other things were being thrown around as likely outcomes. I had it spot on.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (HjfEo)

There's a part of this that is beyond Trump, and I hope he knows that. If he goes into it with the expectation that Pootin will get what he wants, he can then figure out a way to get SOMETHING from the deal that looks like Pootin gave up something.

That's the only way it'll work. Otherwise Pootin has no incentive to end it.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (dGCAG)

598 589 489 I have no idea what a parsnip is. I might have had turnips once, they were bland.
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It is the stingiest of all the root vegetables.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 22, 2025 02:31 PM (eb5mD)

Sort of like eating Manila Rope…

Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (PCK5/)

599 Celery stuffed with Velveeta cheese is kind of tasty, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 02:22 PM (8zz6B)

We grew up on Velveeta and baloney.I have some in my fridge right now, slices at 35 calories a peace.

Couse my brother had a triple bypass at age 38. I had my quintuple at 62.

Posted by: javems at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (8I4hW)

600 >>At best this thing is a draw. He’s lost more men than the Uke’s and it’s created bad reverberations inside his country


When you are sitting on new lands taken as a result of Military action, it's not a Draw.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:24 PM (snN/i)

---- He’s lost more men than the Uke’s ---
This is absolute bunk. The UK was counting losses by counting funeral notices in Russia. It tracked very closely to Russia's released numbers, and about a third of what Russia estimates Ukraines losses. Some months back the project revised its estimates to triple Russian losses based on no evidence at all.

Now that Ukraine has lost most of its good troops, equipment and air defense and artillery, the war is a huge bug hunt. Russia drives down the road a km or two and digs in along a road where trees by the road protects against drones. They dig in, and spread out into the fields digging in on field boundaries. The defense is mostly in old entrenchments and villages. The use these fields to get close, find where the defenses are and shell, bomb, and drone the area until they can storm it. Losses are light because units can repeat this often before being rested.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

601 Trump does not have to meet with UK ambassador- VP or SoS can accept his credentials.

Posted by: runner at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (g47mK)

602 Look, politicians are ultimately cowards.

The sanctuary city bullshit was just virtue signaling. Once there are consequences, personal consequences to these guys they will fold, HARD. And if not them, the police chief.

Nobody is going to spend a night in jail to protect Juan the child rapist from deportation.

Posted by: El Mariachi at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (nLFEI)

603 I trust Ukraine's casualty figures as much as I do Hamas'. We will never know the truth, or even half the truth. I suspect the death counts and damage and costs are all drastically drastically inflated.

If some of the stories are to be believed, there are no men left in Ukraine, just millions of hot single girls sifting through rubble in their underwear.

This war was 90% an op. I take it many here will dispute this. Maybe you are right. But you won't change my mind.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

604 And by crying Chinese, South Americans and Middle Easterners you mean CCP Army, Venezuelan gangs and terrorists.

Good. Let's collect enough tears to put out the wildfires before they reach a state I care about.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (wBaIH)

605 I'm not expecting all of the illegals to be deported.. I'm hoping enough of them are to scare the shit out of some to self deport

Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (VE6XX)

606 584 522 The UK commentariat, particularly Farrage-supporting TalkTV, are gearing up for a possible Trump-Starmer confrontation over Starmer's posting Peter Mandelson to DC as the UK's new ambassador.

From what I've seen and heard, send him home.
Posted by: mrp at January 22, 2025 02:23 PM (rj6Yv)

Peter Mandelson spent time on Epstein Island, and was a defender of Epstein. He has no standing to be recognized by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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It is up to the host country to accept an ambassador whether or not they were appointed by their home government. Persona non grata has meaning in intl law.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (ctrM5)

607 Nood also comes from the Latin as in noodus postus. Also postal service related.

Posted by: cliff clavin, usps (ret.) at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (5LoD7)

608 >>I already load up my morning oatmeal with lots of raisins.

>>Putting them on a stalk of celery and PB ... too labor intensive, plus my hands shake too much.


It all seems like a lot of work to ruin a perfectly good piece of Celery.

Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (snN/i)

609 >>Alder Reid said they were not given any warning.


Uhhh, did you not follow the election or any polls about how citizens feel about border jumpers?
What made you think you were safe?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (Hkcdp)

610 ... and Trump’s hoarding of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate.

Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2025 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

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No mention of DogEater's hoarding of classified documents in a Chicago warehouse?

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Treason Executable Again! at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (HzLHf)

611 I think it's a Federal crime to take pot shots at drones.
Be careful about that.

Posted by: torabora at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (8qJTb)

612 They are done and their network know it when they look at their bottom lines.
Posted by: Cheri
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Sad creepy clownshows dictated by Clownworld.

Posted by: whig at January 22, 2025 02:33 PM (ctrM5)

613 Peter Mandelson spent time on Epstein Island, and was a defender of Epstein. He has no standing to be recognized by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (DnTj0)

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On what basis was he defending Epstein. I didn't know that was possible. Maybe to cover for that idiot "prince" Andrew?

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (PMtkd)

614 Parsnips are delicious. They taste sweet, rather like sweet potatoes, IMO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (Tpui/)

615 I want to see a showdown between the Feds and the weasel pretend tough guy Mayor of Denver Johnston who says that they will fight the feds and his police force and people will not allow the Feds to take the illegals. Add in the Denver teachers walking around with their signs.

Should be quite a sight.

Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

616 That's definitely going to be Wendy's. That redhead will cut you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



AoS style guide: That redhead will cut a bitch.

Posted by: haffhowershower at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (NMT5x)

617 Peter Mandelson spent time on Epstein Island, and was a defender of Epstein. He has no standing to be recognized by Trump.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (DnTj0)

Well that's just dumb.

Let the bastard be their ambassador.

Invite him over for dinner.

Then lay out every bit of evidence you have on the scumbag in front of him while he's not on UK soil. Show him what you got on Herr Hauptminister Starmer, too.

Then have him go tell his boss exactly what America expects of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (+iIV1)

618 Michael Malice said the correct focus of enforcement is on employers. If there are no jobs, ICE doesn't have to lift a finger. That's not a 100% solution, but it's definitely something that needs to happen. Tell Tyson that nobody gives a shit that they're friendly with the Clintons, it's 2025.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (2ocoG)


I have been yelling this for 8 years, take away the employers' write off on any wages paid to an employee with a bad match between DOB, Name and SSN. Give the employer the right to file an amendment on it once the employee gets the data straight.
If an employer has a gem of an employee who they rely on so much they can afford that financial hit, then great, work it out administratively

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 02:35 PM (D7oie)

619 An interesting - and true - article:

France24, January 17, 2025, 'As Donald Trump threatens mass deportations, Africans in Philadelphia remain unfazed'

Faced with the threats made by Donald Trump to carry out mass deportations of immigrants, the thriving African population in Philadelphia is keeping its cool. The locals of Africatown, who hover between denial and resistance, are focused on developing their businesses in a city that voted blue when most of Pennsylvania veered red.

Posted by: L - It's a good day at January 22, 2025 02:36 PM (NFX2v)

620 583 I've never eaten rutabaga...I don't believe it's a staple south of the border...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 22, 2025 02:28 PM (ynpvh)

Have a pastie.
Posted by: Any Yooper at January 22, 2025 02:30 PM (ufFY

Oh, south of THAT border.

Posted by: Roy at January 22, 2025 02:38 PM (z+ik4)

621 White carrots strong flavor baked with butter.Definitely an acquired taste.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2025 02:27 PM (PCK5/)

To me, parsnips and plantains taste very similar. Starchy with a bitter note. I can eat them, but don't care for them all that much. Turnips and rutabagas, I like.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2025 02:38 PM (8zz6B)

622 Bring out you Homans
And kick out the rest!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 22, 2025 02:40 PM (DsA2n)

623 Keith Laumer's BOLO may not be that far off.

Giant nuclear tanks dependent on fictional tech?

It's not safe to let a Tesla drive itself let alone a 10*Abrams sized mobile plasma cannon.

Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2025 02:40 PM (FhXTo)

624 Boy, that SCOTUS decision in Arizona v. US from Obama's terms in office is really going to come back to bite the Left in the tuchus, and I can't wait for the smackdown.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 22, 2025 02:40 PM (oCS0o)

625 Just outside phoenix the other day they busted two cars of illegals carrying thousands of rounds of 50 cal and 7.62 ammo. For resale? Or to stock up the fifth column?

Posted by: Diogenes

It was in the neighborhood of $50k worth of ammo. Highly unlikely that they were 3 entrepreneurial lads pursuing the American dream. I would wager that was the tip of the iceberg.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at January 22, 2025 02:41 PM (feC/a)

626 There is a NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at January 22, 2025 02:42 PM (77rzZ)

627 We also have no national interest in this fight and never should have been involved to begin with. But if we must be involved, we should carve up Ukraine, find a way to salvage whatever money / investment we can, and walk away. Our money and arrogance has already caused god knows how much death and destruction.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 22, 2025 02:26 PM (uCjyK)

Russia would be foolish to allow a Ukraine to survive that could weaponize the Dnepr Dams and Power Plants. So either most of that basin is allied or demilitarized and a client state. Same thing for Odessa which is a Russian city and keeps NATO out of the Black Sea. Port access for trade could be settled pretty easily in the settlement. Kiev and environs could then be a western Austria-like state to be used as something the west can say they saved. OTH, Kiev is an old capital of Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:43 PM (n7h9X)

628 That's the only way it'll work. Otherwise Pootin has no incentive to end it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (dGCAG)

I generally agree. I will not bet against Trump figuring out the way forward. I have set out my stall on the likeliest path. We will see.

Posted by: ... at January 22, 2025 02:43 PM (HjfEo)

629 Just outside phoenix the other day they busted two cars of illegals carrying thousands of rounds of 50 cal and 7.62 ammo. For resale? Or to stock up the fifth column?

Posted by: Diogenes

It was in the neighborhood of $50k worth of ammo. Highly unlikely that they were 3 entrepreneurial lads pursuing the American dream. I would wager that was the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * scio te ipsum at January 22, 2025 02:41 PM (feC/a)

Might be rebuilding the US Army's stocks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:44 PM (n7h9X)

630 I have been yelling this for 8 years, take away the employers' write off on any wages paid to an employee with a bad match between DOB, Name and SSN. Give the employer the right to file an amendment on it once the employee gets the data straight.
If an employer has a gem of an employee who they rely on so much they can afford that financial hit, then great, work it out administratively

Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2025 02:35 PM (D7oie)

While I agree with you that it should be done, we need to go *beyond* that. Because there's a network that employers can plug into that lets them hire "asylum" claimants, which I can guar-an-teeeee is subsidized by the government and therefore the employers don't have to pay them as much as other employees. The fake asylum stuff needs to stop. "Are you from an area that is currently designated as a warzone? No? Then GTFO."

Posted by: pookysgirl, willing to keep going and winning at January 22, 2025 02:46 PM (dtlDP)

631 Keith Laumer's BOLO may not be that far off.

Giant nuclear tanks dependent on fictional tech?

It's not safe to let a Tesla drive itself let alone a 10*Abrams sized mobile plasma cannon.
Posted by: DaveA at January 22, 2025 02:40 PM (FhXTo)

A problem western tanks had in Ukraine is that they are too heavy for the roads and roadbound columns are meat for Anti Tank assets. Russia would hit the mine clearing vehicle out front, and the tanks would hit more mines trying to advance, spread out, or turn back.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:47 PM (n7h9X)

632 If some of the stories are to be believed, there are no men left in Ukraine, just millions of hot single girls sifting through rubble in their underwear.

This war was 90% an op. I take it many here will dispute this. Maybe you are right. But you won't change my mind.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at January 22, 2025 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

Many of the ladies and kids moved to EU lands and are living on refugee handouts and partying. Millions.

There are satellite photo studies showing expansion of graves including digging up WWII war dead for new graves.

One thing different from how we think of it is the young men 18-25 or so have not been drafted yet. They started with older men and volunteers, back when it was supposed to be easy.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 22, 2025 02:54 PM (n7h9X)

633 614 Parsnips are delicious. They taste sweet, rather like sweet potatoes, IMO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2025 02:34 PM (Tpui/)

Back when Alton Brown was still doing Good Eats he had a Thanksgiving show where one of the sides was a roasted root vegetable medley including parsnips. Never tried it, but it looked interesting.

Posted by: Octochicken at January 22, 2025 03:04 PM (oCS0o)

634 I love Tom Homan and President Trump.

That said, I wonder if Dana came from the same horse face DNA pool as John Kerry. At some point in history, a man's head was squashed by a Flintstone stone wheel. It became an error of the DNA to produce horse face people who are also dimwit liberals.

Round 'em up and move 'em out, Tom! Rawhide!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at January 22, 2025 03:20 PM (gi+MR)

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