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Centered!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:02 PM (WXNFJ) 3
There are TWO LIGHTS!!!
Posted by: Capt'n Picard at January 05, 2025 02:03 PM (Q4IgG) 4
I demand justification!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (JdYf9) 5
You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (1S3fY) 6
We must have hundreds of snowflakes on the ground here. Also, a few frozen drips of ice on railings and such. All grocery stores have been cleaned out of french toast supplies save syrup. Everything already closed for tomorrow.
Cats and dogs sleeping together! The SMOD is upon us!! This is not a drill!!! ALL IS WELL!!! Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (WXNFJ) 7
Daylight bulbs are only good for torture.
Posted by: Roberto at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (QUC63) 8
I, too, got a great deal on a box of Daylight bulbs. I use them in the garage and workshop.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (zHyc3) 9
5 You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel The mailman had a hell of a time cramming the package into the mailbox but he was up to the challenge. Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (WXNFJ) 10
Some idiot bought a box of 5,000K LED bulbs instead of the normal... human... physiologically tolerable 3,000K LED bulbs.
------------ To the gallows with this purchaser! Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (41CYW) 11
You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (1S3fY) They were on sale! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (d9fT1) 12
Only a mental midget would make such a purchase. Who is the culprit?
Posted by: Lumen Disaster at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (G5+As) 13
They were on sale! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (d9fT1) ---- You saved money! Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:07 PM (1S3fY) 14
Yep, I see the difference. It's much brighter with the second light. I can see what I'm doing when they force you to use 60w bulbs instead of 100w or 150w.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (JdYf9) Posted by: scampydog at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (41CYW) 17
The Cigar Hut has been deployed on the deck ahead of the snow storm.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (1S3fY) 18
Just as a matter of curiosity, who is the idiot who purchased those bulbs? Wait a minute while I call Mrs. CBD's attention to this thread.
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (79pEw) 19
Depending on your deductible, it may behoove you to file a claim on your homeowner insurance.
Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at January 05, 2025 02:09 PM (G5+As) 20
You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (1S3fY) They were on sale! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 02:06 PM (d9fT1) - So not the brightest bulb. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:09 PM (JdYf9) 21
Weasel, did you get one of those battery operated heaters to go in it?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (Rm0ul) 22
Weasel, did you get one of those battery operated heaters to go in it?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (Rm0ul) ---- Propane! Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (1S3fY) 23
We have a couple boxes of those "daylight" LED bulbs. They're in use in the outside porch lights, the deck and in the garage.
They're hideous to use inside. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (Q4IgG) 24
The light fixture in the bottom photo has a silver wall mount and the light fixture in the top photo doesn't.
I love these "Spot the Differences" puzzles. Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (LkLld) 25
What are they for? Proctological exams? Torture?
I think they're for people with advanced cataracts, whose eyes shade everything yellow for them. The blazing blue-white light balances things out. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 02:11 PM (DgGvY) 26
FWIW, a couple of years before I retired "they" changed the lights in my office to daylight instead of traditional fluorescents. Faced with that choice, the daylights were a vast improvement.
But if the alternative is a softer or warmer light, I'd prefer that. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at January 05, 2025 02:11 PM (FEVMW) 27
I love these "Spot the Differences" puzzles.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (LkLld) - Highlights for Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:12 PM (JdYf9) Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2025 02:13 PM (FhXTo) 29
My fwp is I can't seem to fix my 20 yo drop-in oven. Element fried, so I bought a replacement and put it in. Have done it before no problem. Didn't work. Everything but the oven works, main panel shows oven on and pre-heating, but nothing.
So I bought a replacement temperature probe, pulled the unit out so I could get in the back panel (friend muscle needed here, not often available), and replaced the temp probe. Also checked the new element connection from the back, one clip a bit loose, so squeezed tighter with pliars. Closed it up, turned on power, still nothing. Any suggestions. Schematic, which I can't really read, indicates a circuit breaker, but nothing I can see. May be saying temp probe acts as circuit breaker, but I just replaced. Any suggestions, other than move and start over. Posted by: From about That Time at January 05, 2025 02:13 PM (4780s) 30
I prefer the daylight bulbs. I can see things more clearly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 02:14 PM (63Dwl) 31
I prefer 6000K bulbs. A23, 30w, 4000 lumens.
Posted by: Jim at January 05, 2025 02:14 PM (zhWvq) 32
My last office got a small remodel, which included swapping out the old 2' x 4' fluorescent fixtures with LED Daylight ones. Fortunately, we got dimmable fixtures, because at full power they were suitable for performing minor surgical procedures on the conference room table.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at January 05, 2025 02:15 PM (zHyc3) 33
I can see clearly now the led are dimmed
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2025 02:15 PM (tl5zd) 34
I use 5200k bulbs in my aquarium, grows plants like natural sunlight. I dislike yellow light & use daylight bulbs everywhere.
Posted by: Bob at January 05, 2025 02:16 PM (YiqZD) 35
I can grow more weed with the daylight bulbs, man.
Posted by: Modern Farmer at January 05, 2025 02:16 PM (G5+As) 36
THE HORROR!
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2025 02:17 PM (g47mK) 37
I can see clearly now the led are dimmed
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2025 02:15 PM (tl5zd) - https://youtu.be/Rzk3x3HZbJI Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:17 PM (JdYf9) 38
It will take a long time to burn so many bulbs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 02:18 PM (2Jptx) 39
I can see clearly now the led are dimmed
Posted by: Skip I can see all the colors in the right way..... Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 02:19 PM (DgGvY) 40
I know!! Take 1/2 dozen eggs and place them under that lamp! Maybe something will hatch!
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2025 02:19 PM (g47mK) 41
The soft wgite bulbs at Walmart ate yellow.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 02:19 PM (2Jptx) 42
My FWP is I went to the fancy top end meat store, and there was so much product that I found it briefly confusing.
I'm okay now. Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 02:21 PM (/7KEl) 43
willowed:
Bill Gates met with Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to schedule a release of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes to vaccinate Australians without consent in an attempt to control dengue fever in Queensland which was first tested in African villages. https://tinyurl.com/2uzn8yvs Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 02:22 PM (E7bCG) 44
The obvious solution short of moving is to get a third bulb and rotate them regularly.
Keeps em honest. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 05, 2025 02:22 PM (BYt3l) 45
My FWP is I went to the fancy top end meat store, and there was so much product that I found it
I'm okay now. Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 02:21 PM (/7KEl) - FIFY Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (JdYf9) 46
>> I can see clearly now the led are dimmed
Posted by: Skip >>I can see all the colors in the right way..... Gone are the dark shadows that had me blind Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (LkLld) 47
Do we need to spray Australia with DDT ?
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK) 48
Color rendering index is also important. If it's too low, it doesn't matter what color temp you try. Everything looks like crap.
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (z+ik4) 49
Oh no. Ohhhhhhh NO! LEDs are Satan's Spawn™! They must forever be banned from the hands of Humankind. Return with us now to the Glory Days of Ye Olde INCANDESCENT Lighbulb, that which showers us with pleasant 5,500°F warm lighting which casts its mellow glow upon all that it toucheth. I bought as many cases of 'em as I could before GE shuttered its last plant in Philadelphia and moved its ops to: La Chinoiserie! Oh no. Fuck the Chinks! I want my Vaunted and Peerless INCANS!
Posted by: Dr_No at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (ayRl+) 50
I use 5000k led's for auto painting.....lots of 'em!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (/bDMB) 51
Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (79pEw)
Mrs. CBD hasn't changed a light bulb since we were married, and never goes to Costco. I'll bet you can figure out who the idiot is now! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (d9fT1) 52
My FWP: company that's supposed to send me my colostomy supplies apparently doesn't know how to contact my insurance company or my doctors, and it's very responsive telling me they're having problems. In the end, to tide me over while they're "processing" the insurance and paperwork from the doctor's office, I've ordered supplies off Amazon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (ynpvh) 53
Any suggestions, other than move and start over.
Posted by: From about That Time Can you post the schematic? Or give make and model. Posted by: MkY at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (cPGH3) 54
47 Do we need to spray Australia with DDT ?
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (g47mK) How would you tell? Almost everything there is poisonous already and will kill you. Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (z+ik4) Posted by: DaveA at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (FhXTo) 56
First world problem: I was reaching into a bag of frozen barbecued chicken tenders last night, with the goal of heating a few (ok, five) up, and I got barbecue sauce on the cuff of my shirt sleeve. I believe I shall have to invest in some cuff guards.
Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:25 PM (mADJX) 57
How would you tell? Almost everything there is poisonous already and will kill you.
Posted by: Roy at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (z+ik4) mix DDT with phosphorus , obviously Posted by: runner at January 05, 2025 02:25 PM (g47mK) 58
I get migraines with daylight bulbs.
I only have soft white bulbs in my house. Anytime the spouse forgets, back to Home Depot he goes with the bulbs. I don't know who ever created that light, but blue eyes cannot handle it...maybe b/c it IS blue light (which daylight is NOT)! Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:27 PM (exHjb) 59
I was reaching into a bag of frozen barbecued chicken tenders last night, with the goal of heating a few (ok, five) up, and I got barbecue sauce on the cuff of my shirt sleeve. I believe I shall have to invest in some cuff guards.
Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:25 PM (mADJX) A wife beater T shirt, mullet and Voila! Problem solved. Then your new problem will be all the hot chicks will not leave you alone. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 05, 2025 02:28 PM (BYt3l) 60
@ 56 First world problem: I was reaching into a bag of frozen barbecued chicken tenders last night, with the goal of heating a few (ok, five) up, and I got barbecue sauce on the cuff of my shirt sleeve. I believe I shall have to invest in some cuff guards.
____________________ No. Save money. Wear short-sleeved shirts. Problem El Solved-o. Posted by: Dr_No at January 05, 2025 02:29 PM (ayRl+) 61
59 A wife beater T shirt, mullet and Voila! Problem solved. Then your new problem will be all the hot chicks will not leave you alone. - Pete Bog
Gad! A far more economical solution. Thanks, Pete. Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:30 PM (mADJX) 62
I'll bet you can figure out who the idiot is now!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 02:23 PM (d9fT1) -------- If I'm being honest, I already had it figured out. Posted by: bluebell at January 05, 2025 02:31 PM (79pEw) 63
I am very, very picky about my lightbulbs they always must be warm. No cool bulbs allowed.
Daylight bulbs are cool. Posted by: redridinghood at January 05, 2025 02:31 PM (3Hdau) 64
Don't go out much in the daytime, eh, CBD?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (ZmEVT) 65
52 My FWP: company that's supposed to send me my colostomy supplies apparently doesn't know how to contact my insurance company or my doctors, and it's very responsive telling me they're having problems. In the end, to tide me over while they're "processing" the insurance and paperwork from the doctor's office, I've ordered supplies off Amazon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:24 PM (ynpvh) As I mentioned, for my broken toe, I was told to buy my own medical shoe off Amazon... It's the medical system's answer to paying for illegal care now - they are now longer supplying anything but pharmaceuticals after doctor care. Normal plastics/bandages/equipment/etc is all on you. Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (exHjb) 66
We never had these color rendition problems back before LEDs.
Suggest you ditch the electric lights and get yourself wall sconces with natural light from burning something. Candles, wood, tar, lamp gas, mummified cats, whatever. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (/lPRQ) 67
now = no
Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (exHjb) 68
60 No. Save money. Wear short-sleeved shirts. Problem El Solved-o. - Dr_No
Yes, I already have some of those. Another good solution. Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (mADJX) Posted by: Chicken Fucker at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (y2qz+) 70
56 First world problem: I was reaching into a bag of frozen barbecued chicken tenders last night, with the goal of heating a few (ok, five) up, and I got barbecue sauce on the cuff of my shirt sleeve. I believe I shall have to invest in some cuff guards.
Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:25 PM (mADJX) I don't use pocket protectors; shirts that get pen ink end up being my yard-work clothing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:33 PM (ynpvh) 71
A wife beater T shirt, mullet and Voila! Problem solved. Then your new problem will be all the hot chicks will not leave you alone.
Posted by: Pete Bog Women like the two hookers in the movie 'Fargo', no doubt. Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:33 PM (WXNFJ) 72
You must burn down the house.
Posted by: Indy Bill at January 05, 2025 02:33 PM (zXPDw) 73
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Things I would put in my butt for $500, please... Posted by: Chicken Fucker at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (y2qz+) Docs were quite insistent on sticking and endoscope in mine...but that's been put off since my surgery... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:34 PM (ynpvh) 74
I passionately hate LED bulbs. Use them only for utility/hard to reach sockets.
BTW: I'm looking into getting a fireplace crane or something similar, so I can heat food or cook in my gas fireplace if the electric power goes out. Would be so simple. Any ideas? Posted by: Beverly at January 05, 2025 02:34 PM (Epeb0) 75
FWP. Lights are dimming. Was hoping we would miss power outage from ice, but looks sketchy.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 02:34 PM (hoCmQ) 76
You must burn down the house.
Posted by: Indy Bill at January 05, 2025 02:33 PM (zXPDw) That's only a short term solution to a cold house. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 02:35 PM (VNX3d) 77
Mrs. Paco had the foresight to stock up on old school lightbulbs ages ago, when we first heard about them being phased out. I'm informed that we still have some.
Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:35 PM (mADJX) 78
We have a couple boxes of those "daylight" LED bulbs. They're in use in the outside porch lights, the deck and in the garage.
They're hideous to use inside. Posted by: Martini Farmer Says so right on the box, "They're hideous to use inside" Recommended uses - Laundry rooms, dressing rooms only. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (/lPRQ) 79
Mrs. Paco had the foresight to stock up on old school lightbulbs ages ago,
Mrs. olddog did this as well. Still have some. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (hoCmQ) 80
My fwp is I want to make a bacon, cheese, broccoli and leek quiche and I need to refrain from eating all the bacon before I put the quiche together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (+NfUV) 81
The "soft white" LED bulbs make the room look like a hospital exam room, only the "warm" ones look remotely like faintly yellowish hue of incandescent bulbs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (LPS7w) 82
My place of employment is in the middle of office renovations. All lights are being switched to LED. The lights have the ability to be set at "normal" or "daylight". The ones overseeing the project have been switching them all to daylight. Offices and conference rooms have dimmers, but if you are in cubicle hell - too bad.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (2AW7/) 83
We also have some old gas cans with long nozzles; wouldn't part with them for anything.
Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM (mADJX) 84
Some idiot bought LED lamps would have been more accurate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:38 PM (tT6L1) 85
You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (1S3fY When I worked in radar at a US Army test range we had red aircraft warning lights on our various towers and buildings. Bulbs burned out pretty quick so we used DRMO to get more. Once we tried to get several cases. Turned out someone coded wrong when the bulbs were put in the system. We recieved a tractor trailer full of pallets of red bulbs. Our supply gals were not amused. Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 05, 2025 02:38 PM (CnpK0) 86
65 52
... Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:32 PM (exHjb) Back early in my marriage, wife wasn't getting pregnant, so went to docs to find out why. The solution? Fertility treatments were less expensive than going in with a scope and seeing what was wrong. Fast forward a few years, I go out of network, find a doc that'll do the scan, they don't find a reason why, but told me the cash price was something like $1700, with $100 down payment, but they said my insurance would cover it. Afterwards, they billed the insurance company for $30K+, and after a few cycles of the insurance company paying, there was still a balance of over $10K. Reminded them of what their initial offer was, said if I paid the $100 the rest would go away. I said, "Where do I send the check?"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:39 PM (ynpvh) 87
79 Mrs. olddog did this as well. Still have some. - olddog
Thank God for our very practical and far-seeing womenfolk! Posted by: Paco at January 05, 2025 02:39 PM (mADJX) 88
Well, put two of the 5,000k lights together and you can signal the Space Station.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (ZmEVT) 90
LED bulbs make sense when you need a 6 ft step ladder to replace them.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (LPS7w) 91
Oh good grief, stop your kvetching. It's a freaking light bulb that works. You probably complain about twigs and branches in your toilet paper too. First world whiners, geez.
Posted by: Edward at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (93DJn) 92
I've been very disappointed in the lifetime of fluorescent and LED bulbs; they just don't last like they are marketed. Probably because they're from China made with garlic grown in human shit...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh) 93
89 I used to get ostomy supplies locally. I only had to produce a prescription once.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (ZmEVT) Makes me wonder how a redneck would handle the issue...then again, nevermind, I don't want to know... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh) 94
sorry to go OT
\@RNCResearch Chuck Schumer claims Democrats "did a lot of good things," but lost in 2024 because people "didn't realize how much we had done" for them. Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (/7KEl) 95
91 Oh good grief, stop your kvetching. It's a freaking light bulb that works. You probably complain about twigs and branches in your toilet paper too. First world whiners, geez.
Posted by: Edward at January 05, 2025 02:40 PM (93DJn) Twigs and branches are fine, its the splinters. That's why I spend extra for the splinter-free version. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (ynpvh) 96
@92 I bet the Chinese grow their toilet paper in human shit too.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (LPS7w) 97
Makes me wonder how a redneck would handle the issue...then again, nevermind, I don't want to know...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:41 PM (ynpvh) ------------- Duct tape and a ziploc baggy? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (tT6L1) 98
Ok. Spouse had to go to the store for some decaffeinated tea bags and that's it. Apparently it was crazy because everybody was panic buying because of the SNOWPOCALPSE of two inches we may have Sometime after 8:00 a.m tomorrow morning!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (o9Fu8) 99
94 sorry to go OT
\@RNCResearch Chuck Schumer claims Democrats "did a lot of good things," but lost in 2024 because people "didn't realize how much we had done" for them. Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 02:42 PM (/7KEl) Not done for them, done TO them... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:43 PM (ynpvh) 100
The Cigar Hut has been deployed on the deck ahead of the snow storm.
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:08 PM (1S3fY) Dang! I meant to send a new review but got sidetracked with dog issues here. Will send tomorrow. Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 02:43 PM (W/lyH) 101
They're [daylight less] hideous to use inside.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Which is precisely the problem. All the idiots in my neighborhood have 100w to 150w equivalent 5000K LEDs on their houses. The neighborhood looks like a damn prison yard. That goes triple for the jackass across the street from me who's insane lights I can see three blocks away and that are so bright they light up the interior of my house when I shut my lights off. I literally can read a book by them. Will he change them? Nah, He's guarding his steel garage door, the one without windows, from being broken into by bad guys. Daylight LEad bulbs should be banned. Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at January 05, 2025 02:43 PM (Q8Bj8) 102
>>Chuck Schumer claims Democrats "did a lot of good things," but lost in 2024 because people "didn't realize how much we had done" for them.
First it was Obama. Now we've disappointed Chuck. Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 02:43 PM (LkLld) 103
See if you replace the blue-white lamps with those that are closer in color to the old low-pressure sodium lamps. Don't recall off-hand the color temp but they have a lovely orange glow. "Wildlife Friendly"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 02:44 PM (/lPRQ) 104
Do they have mummified cats in led?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 02:44 PM (2Jptx) 105
We've got LED bulbs in places we don't have to put up with on a regular basis. Inside the house? We use incandescent, as the Lord intended. Yeah, we stocked up back when.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:44 PM (tT6L1) 106
So...did the light cover shrink?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 02:45 PM (W/lyH) 107
104 Do they have mummified cats in led?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 02:44 PM (2Jptx) Beats it in CRT. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:46 PM (ynpvh) 108
What are they for?
To disturb your sleep cycle, to give you headaches, to cost ten times as much, to raise your heating bill... should we go on? The goal, as always, is to afflict you. Posted by: The Powers That Be at January 05, 2025 02:47 PM (zMQny) 109
It's for the children and to help fight Global Warming......... I mean Global Cooling.....I mean Global Climate Change......
Well, I mean Fighting Global Something..... AND IT IS TRUMP'S FAULT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: Franklin Stein at January 05, 2025 02:47 PM (k5/aw) 110
105 We've got LED bulbs in places we don't have to put up with on a regular basis. Inside the house? We use incandescent, as the Lord intended. Yeah, we stocked up back when.
Same. I probably have enough incandescent bulbs to last the rest of my life.... Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 02:47 PM (L83z3) 111
I got a free commercial outside floodlight that is in my garage, it lights it up
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2025 02:48 PM (tl5zd) 112
Is toilet paper made out of 100% recycled content made from recycled toilet paper?
Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 02:48 PM (xcIvR) 113
Sure, Chuck, sure. You say "for" but the voters know you meant "to."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:48 PM (tT6L1) 114
Same. I probably have enough incandescent bulbs to last the rest of my life....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 02:47 PM (L83z3) ----------- Hi, good to see, you so to speak. How are you feeling? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:49 PM (tT6L1) 115
Dang! I meant to send a new review but got sidetracked with dog issues here. Will send tomorrow.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 02:43 PM (W/lyH) --- No worries! Doggo ok? Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:49 PM (1S3fY) 116
My FWP is CPAP related. A prescription is required for the machine, which I can sort of understand, to make sure it provides the right pressures when delivered, but also for the mask.
You can't use the mask without the machine - and it isn't like most people would want to use it. It doesn't make a good Halloween mask. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 02:49 PM (VNX3d) 117
22 Weasel, did you get one of those battery operated heaters to go in it?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (Rm0ul) ---- Propane! Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:10 PM (1S3fY) This is the way. Posted by: Hank Hill at January 05, 2025 02:49 PM (PiwSw) 118
the SNOWPOCALPSE
'Winter Storm Blair'. 13 inches expected on the ground by noon. Congress can't possibly convene and certify Trump under such dangerous conditions, can it? Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (zMQny) 119
"They call them "Daylight" bulbs, but I have never seen daylight like that! It is a horror. What are they for? Proctological exams? Torture?"
I use them in the crawl space under the house for a more clinical environment. Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (vFG9F) 120
The New York Post is running extensive articles on the Manhattan congestion charge that went into effect today.
You pay the charge south of 60th Street. There is the 59th street bridge, so if you take the bridge and turn north, you pay the $9 charge for going one block. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 05, 2025 02:51 PM (uxCna) 121
Makes me wonder how a redneck would handle the issue...then again, nevermind, I don't want to know...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Bread bags. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 02:51 PM (/lPRQ) 122
Just get them red and blue grow light LEDs. Like Christmas all year long!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 05, 2025 02:52 PM (hZJOQ) 123
Where I work different bulbs are strictly prohibited.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 02:52 PM (RIvkX) 124
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (zMQny
Congress never heard of Zoom meetings? The rest of us have. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2025 02:53 PM (o9Fu8) 125
Also they only last about 10% of stated life. There ought to be a class action lawsuit about that.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (Vh9CX) 126
118 the SNOWPOCALPSE
'Winter Storm Blair'. 13 inches expected on the ground by noon. Congress can't possibly convene and certify Trump under such dangerous conditions, can it? Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (zMQny) You joke, but I'm pretty sure all of DC would be shut tomorrow. They already called DC schools, and they really try to never do that. Normally, the schools will be in session even if Fed Gov closes. Calling for snow...then an ice layer...then a pause...then more snow. They may or may not open Tuesday b/c weather doesn't stop til 1am Tuesday... This is if the weather casters have it right. They missed that Friday would have some road sticking...so they may be going high so they don't miss b/c they never tend to be right here (but they always have reasons for why). Of course, this could be 2 inches or 20 inches...equally wrong, but to either end. No one ever knows which way... Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (exHjb) 127
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (zMQny
Congress never heard of Zoom meetings? The rest of us have. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2025 02:53 PM (o9Fu Zoom would save time for the Chinese to learn what's going on in the US Government. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (VNX3d) 128
There's a commercial on the radio for a company that says they will come to my house and clean my ducks.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 02:55 PM (vFG9F) 129
No worries! Doggo ok?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:49 PM (1S3fY) Sadly, we had to put him to sleep. The new state "mandatory" rabies shot (turns out not all that mandatory for dogs his age) made him blind, deaf, and took most of his sense of smell. His health deteriorated from there. Ol Joe is now chasing squirrels to his hearts content. Gonna miss him. Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 02:55 PM (W/lyH) 130
112 Is toilet paper made out of 100% recycled content made from recycled toilet paper?
Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 02:48 PM (xcIvR) Would have to be filtered out of the Chinese garlic fields... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:55 PM (ynpvh) 131
127 Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:50 PM (zMQny
Congress never heard of Zoom meetings? The rest of us have. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2025 02:53 PM (o9Fu Zoom would save time for the Chinese to learn what's going on in the US Government. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (VNX3d) It would have to be allowed in the Congressional rules for the session...I think... Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:56 PM (exHjb) 132
123 Where I work different bulbs are strictly prohibited.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 02:52 PM (RIvkX) H8ters!!! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:56 PM (ynpvh) 133
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (VNX3d)
Well, not that I'm a big fan of the Chinese Communists but I think they already figured out Donald Trump won the election. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 05, 2025 02:56 PM (o9Fu8) 134
125 Also they only last about 10% of stated life. There ought to be a class action lawsuit about that.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (Vh9CX) Yeah, there outta...so the lawyers can get $1B, and the rest of us get a check for $1.38... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh) 135
Of course, this could be 2 inches or 20 inches...equally wrong, but to either end. No one ever knows which way...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (exHjb) ==== Girl F. arrived in NYC yesterday and is freaking out about the weather San Franciscans are freeze-babies. It is 53 and sunny here today so we are texting lots of photos Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 02:57 PM (RIvkX) 136
I have never seen daylight like that!
What a baby! You could probably toughen yourself up by arc welding without glasses. Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 02:58 PM (DyY8E) 137
Yeah, there outta...so the lawyers can get $1B, and the rest of us get a check for $1.38...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:57 PM (ynpvh) ——— Your right, never mind. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 05, 2025 02:58 PM (Vh9CX) 138
135 Of course, this could be 2 inches or 20 inches...equally wrong, but to either end. No one ever knows which way...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 05, 2025 02:54 PM (exHjb) ==== Girl F. arrived in NYC yesterday and is freaking out about the weather San Franciscans are freeze-babies. It is 53 and sunny here today so we are texting lots of photos Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 02:57 PM (RIvkX) 71°F here...gonna open up windows so the cats can feel closer to the birds... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:58 PM (ynpvh) 139
H8ters!!!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:56 PM (ynpvh) === They hate it when I point it out on the 20 foot ceilings. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 02:59 PM (RIvkX) 140
As a former MN resident, I'm always amused when people mention "cold weather" because my definition of cold is quite a bit different than most people.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 02:59 PM (tT6L1) 141
All the idiots in my neighborhood have 100w to 150w equivalent 5000K LEDs on their houses. The neighborhood looks like a damn prison yard.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram Local unwritten rules in my neighborhood include no one turns any lights on outside after dark unless someone is having a party or guests after dark. It's great because we are in a designated 'dark sky' area of the country. There are wonderful night sky events you can see most clear nights. Once or twice I have even seen the Milky Way here. Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:59 PM (WXNFJ) 142
You can't use the mask without the machine - and it isn't like most people would want to use it. It doesn't make a good Halloween mask.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf Stick a funnel in the mask and you can become a producer of bukkake films. Huge markey in Japan. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 03:00 PM (/lPRQ) 143
71°F here...gonna open up windows so the cats can feel closer to the birds...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 02:58 PM (ynpvh) ==== 71?? Too hot. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 03:00 PM (RIvkX) 144
The curse of metamerism, bitchez!
Metamerism Color In colorimetry, metamerism is a perceived matching of colors with different spectral power distributions. Colors that match this way are called metamers. A spectral power distribution describes the proportion of total light given off by a color sample at each visible wavelength; it defines the complete information about the light coming from the sample. You usually wind up using daylight bulbs in the dental world throughout the office so you can pick a proper shade for crowns, etc. Buuuuuut, because teeth and porcelain are made of different materials, different temperatures of light, say incandescent VS sunlight can make the crowns/veneers etc look to have a different shade than the natural teeth. It is a quandary. Also, it leads to the Dentist's Curse at Movies, where you can spot all the fake teeth in the actor's/acteress' mouth because of the metamerism induced by the movie lights. Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG) Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 03:02 PM (L83z3) 146
71??
Too hot. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 03:00 PM (RIvkX) ----------------- Good grief, I need a sweater! Posted by: Sun City AZ resident at January 05, 2025 03:02 PM (tT6L1) 147
144 The curse of metamerism, bitchez!
Metamerism Color In colorimetry, metamerism is a perceived matching of colors with different spectral power distributions. Colors that match this way are called metamers. A spectral power distribution describes the proportion of total light given off by a color sample at each visible wavelength; it defines the complete information about the light coming from the sample. You usually wind up using daylight bulbs in the dental world throughout the office so you can pick a proper shade for crowns, etc. Buuuuuut, because teeth and porcelain are made of different materials, different temperatures of light, say incandescent VS sunlight can make the crowns/veneers etc look to have a different shade than the natural teeth. It is a quandary. Also, it leads to the Dentist's Curse at Movies, where you can spot all the fake teeth in the actor's/acteress' mouth because of the metamerism induced by the movie lights. Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG) Japan has the tech to grow teeth... https://tinyurl.com/yzcatxaf Why can't we have trials here too? FWPs... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (ynpvh) 148
145, you're more than welcome.
Posted by: Sun City AZ resident at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (tT6L1) 149
146 71??
Too hot. Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2025 03:00 PM (RIvkX) ----------------- Good grief, I need a sweater! Posted by: Sun City AZ resident at January 05, 2025 03:02 PM (tT6L1) I'll loan you one of mine. Amy, go get one that's clean... Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Carter at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (PiwSw) 150
Also...
have you noticed that grocery stores now use different temperature lights in the produce section to make their fruit and vegetables look more ripe and delicious? Ever notice how that apple doesn't look as good at home as it did in the store? Now you know. Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG) 151
/off chilled to the bone in 80 degree weather sock.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 03:05 PM (tT6L1) 152
Current FWP is this winter storm. We have about 5" of snow on the ground with light sleet falling now. It's 28F with a potential for up to a half inch of ice to accumulate overnight.
There are already power outages in the area. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4IgG) 153
the Dentist's Curse at Movies, where you can spot all the fake teeth in the actor's/acteress' mouth because of the metamerism induced by the movie lights.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:01 PM (iJfKG) Not just dentists! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 03:07 PM (d9fT1) 154
Ever notice how that apple doesn't look as good at home as it did in the store?
Now you know. Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG) ------------- I'm still trying to figure out why natural sunlight is the best way to check stuff for flaws. I really don't understand why bright artificial light doesn't seem to show defects quite like raw sunlight. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 03:07 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at January 05, 2025 03:07 PM (MB784) 156
Once or twice I have even seen the Milky Way here.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:59 PM (WXNFJ) You have to stop watching those breastfeeding tutorials on Youtube. Posted by: Smoky Mountain Mammaries at January 05, 2025 03:08 PM (G5+As) 157
152 Current FWP is this winter storm. We have about 5" of snow on the ground with light sleet falling now. It's 28F with a potential for up to a half inch of ice to accumulate overnight.
There are already power outages in the area. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4IgG) If it was Kalifornia, It'd be caused by Globull Climate Change...but don't worry, the climate tax will fix it! And E-cars! And using solar and wind that don't work all the time! And getting rid of hydropower that DOES work all the time... Yeah, welcome to Kalifornia: Leave your sanity at the border... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:08 PM (ynpvh) 158
There are already power outages in the area. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 03:05 PM (Q4IgG) ----------------- Freezing rain on top of snow? That will make for terrible driving conditions. Especially if there's a hard freeze after. I don't miss that crap in the slightest. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 03:08 PM (tT6L1) 159
154 Ever notice how that apple doesn't look as good at home as it did in the store?
Now you know. Posted by: naturalfake at January 05, 2025 03:04 PM (iJfKG) ------------- I'm still trying to figure out why natural sunlight is the best way to check stuff for flaws. I really don't understand why bright artificial light doesn't seem to show defects quite like raw sunlight. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at January 05, 2025 03:07 PM (tT6L1) maybe pasteurized sunlight isn't as good... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh) 160
156 Once or twice I have even seen the Milky Way here.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2025 02:59 PM (WXNFJ) You have to stop watching those breastfeeding tutorials on Youtube. Posted by: Smoky Mountain Mammaries at January 05, 2025 03:08 PM (G5+As) Hah! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:09 PM (ynpvh) 161
It's 54 here, about 62 in the shop. In the summer, I would love to have 62 in the shop. Funny how that works.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 03:10 PM (vFG9F) 162
Japan has the tech to grow teeth...
https://tinyurl.com/yzcatxaf Do NOT rub this stuff on your scalp! Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (LbnIB) 163
The Sun is at about 5000K (Kelvin). The yellowish hued bulb at 2700K is close to the "soft white" incandescent light bulb. It all depends on your application. I use some of the Daylight LED bulbs in a ceiling fan that is about 14 feet above the floor in a family room.
The ceiling fan also has a heavily frosted lamp shade. This light fixture was designed with the small candelabra-base and can only use 40W-max incandescent bulbs. It looks great, but as-designed, you can't see $h!t. Of course, that was a decision made by a prior owner when this house was built in 1996. I should probably tear-down and rebuild the house to match the ceiling fan. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (pJWtt) 164
You can keep snow, working on Delaware again tomorrow and maybe all week.
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (tl5zd) Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 03:12 PM (vFG9F) 166
141 All the idiots in my neighborhood have 100w to 150w equivalent 5000K LEDs on their houses. The neighborhood looks like a damn prison yard.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram The neighbors are fine- but we live across the street from the town educational complex and the athletic fields down the block, which are all security lighted at night. So much more light than we wanted- we were hoping to see stars out of the city. Posted by: sal at January 05, 2025 03:12 PM (f+FmA) 167
Japan has the tech to grow teeth...
https://tinyurl.com/yzcatxaf The NHL should get them as a sponsor. Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (LbnIB) 168
maybe pasteurized sunlight isn't as good...
You can't see anything unless the light gets pasteurized. Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (vKNAN) 169
We had an overnight dusting of snow here in the phantom zone
then the sun came out and it all disappeared cold clear day for futbol Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (/7KEl) 170
60° and sunny here in Carson City.
Rain last couple of days actually raised the snow level on the mountains about 2000'. Unseasonably warm. Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (xcIvR) 171
162 Japan has the tech to grow teeth...
https://tinyurl.com/yzcatxaf Do NOT rub this stuff on your scalp! Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (LbnIB) Forget face studs...grow your own teeth instead! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh) 172
Try using "Edison" bulbs where really bright light isn't desirable - they create a nice warm ambience.
Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 05, 2025 03:14 PM (FJMtP) 173
165 "Do NOT rub this stuff on your scalp!
Posted by: t-bird" Or your hoohaa. Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 03:12 PM (vFG9F) something-something dentata... Man, dentists will have lots of work... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:14 PM (ynpvh) 174
Freezing rain on top of snow? That will make for terrible driving conditions. Especially if there's a hard freeze after.
I don't miss that crap in the slightest. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing More fun with rain -> snap freeze -> several inches of fluffy snow. Had conditions like that one winter. No matter how slowly you would approach an intersection or lightly you'd touch the brakes, hit that black ice under the snow and your car would glide through the intersection and hopefully hit a snow back on the far side. I say hit a snow bank because that would give you something to plant your feet on and push the car out. And sometimes point it in the direction you want to go. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 05, 2025 03:14 PM (/lPRQ) 175
I should probably tear-down and rebuild the house to match the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop Sounds pretty cut and dried that rebuild is the way to go. Posted by: The Voice of Reason at January 05, 2025 03:15 PM (G5+As) 176
168 maybe pasteurized sunlight isn't as good...
You can't see anything unless the light gets pasteurized. Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (vKNAN) Well, if it's pasteurized, it missed them completely. That's why it doesn't work so well... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:15 PM (ynpvh) 177
I see what you did there, Jim.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 03:16 PM (vFG9F) 178
Try using "Edison" bulbs where really bright light isn't desirable - they create a nice warm ambience.
Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 05, 2025 03:14 PM (FJMtP) ---------------- The wifey finally -- with a little encouragement from me --- de-lurks! Posted by: ShainS -- Eliminate vast bureaucracies of civil servants, no longer servants and no longer civil at January 05, 2025 03:16 PM (Ca1WK) 179
171 162 Japan has the tech to grow teeth...
https://tinyurl.com/yzcatxaf Do NOT rub this stuff on your scalp! Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (LbnIB) Forget face studs...grow your own teeth instead! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:13 PM (ynpvh) Go big, and grow your own horns! Look like Hellboy! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at January 05, 2025 03:16 PM (VNX3d) 180
Myron tells Sneako he prefers going to White clubs over Black clubs.
https://tinyurl.com/4c2najvu Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 03:17 PM (E7bCG) 181
I should probably tear-down and rebuild the house to match the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop Sounds pretty cut and dried that rebuild is the way to go. Posted by: The Voice of Reason at January 05, 2025 03:15 PM (G5+As) Now I have to clear it with Mrs. Cop. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 05, 2025 03:17 PM (pJWtt) Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 03:18 PM (+OnsA) 183
In the '30s, Hitler and his Thug-O-Rama buds held bookburnings in the public square, with Sepp Dietrichs 'Brownshirts' and Himmler's future SS criminals-in-waiting in attendance. We should consider doing similar bonfires, but with LEDs and the 'good kind' of Chinkazoid-produced 'replace-after-2-weeks' 'light bulbs'. Definitionally, a 'light bulb' would be something we planted that, once in the ground, would grow and produce (wait for it): Light bulbs. Get it ... ? "Light". "Bulbs". Wait ... never mind. That was a bit too far, even for me ...
Posted by: Dr_No at January 05, 2025 03:19 PM (ayRl+) 184
If your fixture can handle a 40w incandescent bulb, it can handle a much brighter LED bulb.
Posted by: fd at January 05, 2025 03:19 PM (vFG9F) 185
178 Try using "Edison" bulbs where really bright light isn't desirable - they create a nice warm ambience.
Posted by: wifey of ShainS Thanks. We can use all the publicity we can get! Posted by: Edison Lighthouse at January 05, 2025 03:19 PM (G5+As) 186
My fwp is I want to make a bacon, cheese, broccoli and leek quiche and I need to refrain from eating all the bacon before I put the quiche together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM The struggle is real. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Wnv9h) 187
186 My fwp is I want to make a bacon, cheese, broccoli and leek quiche and I need to refrain from eating all the bacon before I put the quiche together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM The struggle is real. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Wnv9h) Start by making more bacon than you can eat... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (ynpvh) 188
Freezing rain on top of snow? That will make for terrible driving conditions. Especially if there's a hard freeze after.
I don't miss that crap in the slightest. ------------ It also causes the sleet/freezing rain to stick, very efficiently, to powerlines and tree limbs. A quarter inch is more than enough to take the lines down and enough to bring down tree limbs. At a half inch of ice, it's basically catastrophic for the area affected. Years ago we had about a quarter to a third of an inch of ice and when the power went down, it was down for over 3 days. Some areas were down for weeks. It's not going to get above freezing here for a week or more. Shit's gonna' get real tonight. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 03:23 PM (Q4IgG) 189
My fwp is I want to make a bacon, cheese, broccoli and leek quiche and I need to refrain from eating all the bacon before I put the quiche together.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 05, 2025 02:37 PM The struggle is real. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (Wnv9h) Start by making more bacon than you can eat... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (ynpvh) *** I'm betting Lucy the Fink agrees with this plan. Posted by: Diogenes at January 05, 2025 03:25 PM (W/lyH) 190
Live radar and Wx coverage, Youtoob, 'Ryan Hall, Y'all.'
Tornado squall line currently crossing Louisiana and Mississippi. Posted by: Beverly at January 05, 2025 03:26 PM (Epeb0) Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 03:27 PM (L83z3) 192
191 170
OMG! Glowbull warming!!! Run!!!!🏃♂️ Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 03:27 PM (L83z3) And try not to freeze to death while you run! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:29 PM (ynpvh) 193
Her Majesty thinks the second the temperature falls to 32 degrees all water instantly freezes solid. Therefore all plants must be put in the garage and all pipes wrapped. Naturally, she's out of town then this diktat is pronounced. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 05, 2025 03:30 PM (dxSpM) 194
Ryan Hall, Y'all weather coverage, radar, storm chasers, no ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlksiuDQPU Posted by: Beverly at January 05, 2025 03:30 PM (Epeb0) 195
As a former MN resident, I'm always amused when people mention "cold weather" because my definition of cold is quite a bit different than most people.
Posted by: blake 55 - switch from shorts to long pants 40 - maybe wear a jacket? 20 - wear a jacket with some insulation in it, not just a windbreaker. gloves, too. 10 - wear a hat -10 - ok, fine, break out the parka -20 - "pretty brisk today, eh?" "you betcha." Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 03:30 PM (DgGvY) 196
Anti Trump protests on streets of DC, to stop him from becoming President...
Gee... thought this was insurrectiony? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2025 03:32 PM (QAkQ3) 197
Lightbulbs.
Psh, that's nothing. You should see some of the lights that that the state DOT has seen fit to install in the streetlights at certain highway rest stops. They're so far up the spectrum that they're practically ultraviolet. The blue "disability parking space" paint glows like it's at a rave. It's so bad that when I approach the place at night, I ask myself "Okay, do you really need to use the restroom or can you hold it for another 30 miles until you get home?" Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 05, 2025 03:33 PM (opZRa) 198
Ice stopped here couple of hours ago. Rain, lightening, thunder now. Calling for snow this evening and overnight. We'll see. Weatherman was wrong about ice accumulation. Worst part north of us. St. Louis and KC got it pretty bad I understand.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 03:34 PM (hoCmQ) 199
196 Anti Trump protests on streets of DC, to stop him from becoming President...
Gee... thought this was insurrectiony? Posted by: Romeo13 at January 05, 2025 03:32 PM (QAkQ3) Only if pinned on the right... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:35 PM (ynpvh) 200
"What are they for? Proctological exams?"
Hmmm...I dunno. I'm going in for a colonoscopy on Tuesday. I'll make sure to ask about the lights. Posted by: Bombadil at January 05, 2025 03:35 PM (MX0bI) 201
Start by making more bacon than you can eat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (ynpvh) I’m not sure that much bacon exists. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 05, 2025 03:35 PM (BYt3l) 202
198 Ice stopped here couple of hours ago. Rain, lightening, thunder now. Calling for snow this evening and overnight. We'll see. Weatherman was wrong about ice accumulation. Worst part north of us. St. Louis and KC got it pretty bad I understand.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 03:34 PM (hoCmQ) I've been in a few snowstorms (outside of Sandy Eggo...but in the local mountains as well), but never thundersnow... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:35 PM (ynpvh) 203
The worst application of LEDs is automotive headlights. They blind the fuck out of you at night. It's like catching high beams right in the eye but brighter. If TPTB were serious about traffic safety they'd ban this use.
Posted by: Screw that Fred Upton guy at January 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ybSPO) 204
201 Start by making more bacon than you can eat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:20 PM (ynpvh) I’m not sure that much bacon exists. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 05, 2025 03:35 PM (BYt3l) More than you can eat at one sitting...you're tummy ain't a black hole... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ynpvh) 205
203 The worst application of LEDs is automotive headlights. They blind the fuck out of you at night. It's like catching high beams right in the eye but brighter. If TPTB were serious about traffic safety they'd ban this use.
Posted by: Screw that Fred Upton guy at January 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ybSPO) FWP: people using high-beams during fog here in Sandy Eggo...dude, really? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:37 PM (ynpvh) 206
but never thundersnow...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:35 -------------- Back in late '70's when we got 23" of snow was the first time I experienced "thundersnow." It was pretty cool to see. The amount snow not so much. Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 03:38 PM (hoCmQ) 207
I should probably tear-down and rebuild the house to match the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 05, 2025 03:11 PM (pJWtt) He gets it! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 05, 2025 03:39 PM (d9fT1) 208
More than you can eat at one sitting...you're tummy ain't a black hole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:36 PM (ynpvh) I don’t think we’ve had the good fortune to share a meal. My tummy is capable of quite a bit. Posted by: Pete Bog at January 05, 2025 03:39 PM (BYt3l) 209
Zoom would save time for the Chinese to learn what's going on in the US Government.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf They can't just watch CSPAN like everyone else? Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 05, 2025 03:40 PM (opZRa) Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 03:41 PM (LkLld) 211
FWIW, a couple of years before I retired "they" changed the lights in my office to daylight instead of traditional fluorescents. Faced with that choice, the daylights were a vast improvement.
But if the alternative is a softer or warmer light, I'd prefer that. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey I worked a contract at my company that required me to physically be in a classified lab in a Boeing facility. They had these nasty flourescent bulbs from the 70s (Joe Versus The Volcano bad) that gave me migranes. I begged them to change the bulbs. They refused. I took the bulbs over my cube out. They put them back in. I put a picnic canopy over my cube, they took it down. I put in an OSHA complaint, and a hostile workplace complaint to my own HR along with a doctor's letter certifying the source of my migrane and how to mitigate it. Boeing changed the damn lights. Posted by: BifBewalski at January 05, 2025 03:41 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (aD39U) 213
What happens if the teeth keep growing and growing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (63Dwl) 214
210 Could be worse. You could be in Buffalo.
https://tinyurl.com/mscnm954 Posted by: JackStraw at January 05, 2025 03:41 PM (LkLld) Damn. I'd have to wing it. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (ynpvh) 215
213 What happens if the teeth keep growing and growing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (63Dwl) Like rats and mice...you have to keep chewing and chewing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:44 PM (ynpvh) 216
Did the Chinese steal any of our debt?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 03:44 PM (2Jptx) 217
Sneau just started.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 05, 2025 03:44 PM (9yUzE) Posted by: The residents of Sirius' solar system at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (xCA6C) 219
ABC wants you to know that the government isn’t unleashing a pandemic for this Trump term, it’s actually a “quad-demic.
https://tinyurl.com/yex46j66 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (E7bCG) 220
212 Natural light is yellow.
Fight me! Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (aD39U) The dark lit up by volcanoes is reddish and natural. Light on other planets whose stars are different colors would be different too, depending on their atmospheres and distance from said star... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh) 221
What kind of lights are those bight yellow streetlights?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (aD39U) 222
Ryan Hall, Y'all weather coverage, radar, storm chasers, no ads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXlksiuDQPU Posted by: Beverly Good weather forecaster. He shows what's coming, when, and why. Subscribed to his channel last year-ish. Y'all that haven't should check him out. Posted by: BifBewalski at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (MsrgL) Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (aD39U) 224
216 Did the Chinese steal any of our debt?
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 03:44 PM (2Jptx) Would that be stealing? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (ynpvh) 225
What kind of lights are those bight yellow streetlights?
Are you referring to sodium lights? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium-vapor_lamp Posted by: Archimedes at January 05, 2025 03:46 PM (xCA6C) 226
221 What kind of lights are those bight yellow streetlights?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (aD39U) Sodium vapor? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:46 PM (ynpvh) 227
Every other advertisement on YT is some old guy chair workout program.
Is it trying to tell me something? Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:47 PM (aD39U) 228
Try using "Edison" bulbs where really bright light isn't desirable - they create a nice warm ambience.
Posted by: wifey of ShainS If boggles my mind that "decorative" bulbs are somehow exempt from the incandescent ban. Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 05, 2025 03:47 PM (opZRa) 229
5 You bought a box of five million lightbulbs?
Posted by: Weasel at January 05, 2025 02:05 PM (1S3fY) ---- They're LEDs so very tiny. Not a big box really. Posted by: Ciampino - LED a great life at January 05, 2025 03:47 PM (i0xsb) 230
If the lights go out there will be no heat.
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 05, 2025 03:47 PM (2Jptx) 231
Are you referring to sodium lights?
Maybe. We have some lights on our highway that are uncannily bright and yellow tinted. Like something from an alien planet. Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:48 PM (aD39U) 232
221 What kind of lights are those bight yellow streetlights?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:45 PM (aD39U) High Pressure Sodium. Arc lamps FTW. Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 03:49 PM (xcIvR) 233
Surrender, Dorothy. Posted by: Auspex at January 05, 2025 03:49 PM (j4U/Z) 234
You just know that if this winter storm even spits flurries on the capitol city it will be "the storm of the century" and tons of money will flow into D.C.
For "storm preparedness" and "snow removal." Bet on it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2025 03:49 PM (Q4IgG) 235
213 What happens if the teeth keep growing and growing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 05, 2025 03:43 PM (63Dwl) Larger diameter dental floss would be needed. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 05, 2025 03:49 PM (PiwSw) 236
The lights are so bright that your surroundings are just a black void.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:51 PM (aD39U) 237
I begged them to change the bulbs. They refused. I took the bulbs over my cube out. They put them back in. I put a picnic canopy over my cube, they took it down.
Had the same problem with Schwab. The only time anyone cares is when there is the threat of legal action. It was easier for me to just leave. WFH has been the greatest thing on Earth. Thanks to CoViD and the terror surrounding it, people get to design their own environment and specify their own dress code. There are no LED bulbs. I have a pre-ban incandescent table lamp for the rare occasion the bay window isn't enough light. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 05, 2025 03:51 PM (rHxhM) 238
I'm going to take this opportunity to shill for yellow headlights - the only good automotive idea the French have ever had.
They don't appear any brighter than white headlight bulbs, but they allow you to see farther, don't tire your eyes out as much on long night drives, lessen reflective glare or road signs, and partially mitigate the blinding effect of other drivers' poorly aimed blue-white LED headlights. I couldn't swear to it, but I think they might also be easier on deers' eyes, so that they aren't as likely to be stunned into being a road hazard. Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 05, 2025 03:52 PM (opZRa) 239
It's even weirder when it is foggy. It's like making a hyperspace jump.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:52 PM (aD39U) 240
For "storm preparedness" and "snow removal."
• Go Inside - we are designed by God to seek and build shelter. • Let the sun remove your snow Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 05, 2025 03:53 PM (rHxhM) Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 03:53 PM (xcIvR) 242
Is it just me getting old or are there a huge number of misadjusted bright headlights on cars now? An blue white to boot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 05, 2025 03:54 PM (aD39U) 243
241 They've made everybody scared shitless of sunlight too.
YER GONNA GET CANCER!!! Posted by: Reforger at January 05, 2025 03:53 PM (xcIvR) It's the UV--ultra-violent light... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 03:55 PM (ynpvh) 244
Maybe. We have some lights on our highway that are uncannily bright and yellow tinted. Like something from an alien planet. Some government retard decided that the low pressure sodium lights that have worked since the discovery of electricity for providing ample street lighting without the headaches, eye strain and destruction of night vision that comes with these Chinese made LED lights that pack more lighting energy than the sun and eventually turn purple before complete failure. One neighbor was complaining that his yard, after the change was more brightly lit than a prison yard. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 05, 2025 03:56 PM (rHxhM) 245
boggles my mind that "decorative" bulbs are somehow exempt from the incandescent ban.
Posted by: FeatherBlade "Rough service" bulbs, too. I'm pretty sure we know how to make vibration-resistant LEDs, since there are LED headlights for cars. I guess whoever makes the bulbs for your garage-door opener managed to pay off the right congresscritters. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 03:57 PM (DgGvY) 246
FG Green Bay. 22-21. They're up with 54 secs left.
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 05, 2025 03:57 PM (hoCmQ) 247
Is it just me getting old or are there a huge number of misadjusted bright headlights on cars now? An blue white to boot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) No, you are correct. I with that the National Highway Safety Board would do some studies about the effect of vehicle headlights on things that aren't in the vehicle. Like oncoming cars. It seems like all their efforts are concentrated on "making cars safer for the car's occupants" with no consideration of whether those safety measures make everything outside the car more dangerous. Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 05, 2025 03:57 PM (opZRa) 248
Look for Congress to take tomorrow off
Posted by: Don Black at January 05, 2025 03:58 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 03:58 PM (DgGvY) 250
I couldn't swear to it, but I think they might also be easier on deers' eyes, so that they aren't as likely to be stunned into being a road hazard.
OTOH, the bright light does provide better image quality when the insurance adjuster is reviewing the damage to your vehicle from the deerstrike through your vehicle's dashboard camera. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at January 05, 2025 03:58 PM (rHxhM) 251
Bright lights on monstrous pickups should be treated as a war crime. Posted by: Auspex at January 05, 2025 04:00 PM (j4U/Z) 252
FOODIE NOODIE TIME
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Byron Donalds@ByronDonalds22h
The Speaker is ready to go. @HouseGOP is ready to go. Senate GOP is ready to go. President Trump is ready to go. We weren't just campaigning on talking points. We were given a mandate to pass President Trump's America First Agenda. And we will deliver for the American people. --- Conservatives are absolutely not putting any pressure on the woosies. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 04:02 PM (E7bCG) 254
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Bright lights on monstrous pickups should be treated as a war crime. Posted by: Auspex at January 05, 2025 04:00 PM (j4U/Z) Yeah, on those new trucks...in my eyes when i drive at night...and are so bright, so when they turn on the brights it's truly blinding. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 04:02 PM (ynpvh) 255
In a moment of confusion CBD thought he was buying non-chinee garlic bulbs. These were non-chinee right? RIGHT!?
Posted by: Ciampino - LED a great life at January 05, 2025 04:06 PM (i0xsb) 256
Bright lights on monstrous pickups should be treated as a war crime.
Posted by: Auspex Pickups, semis, everything in-between. Yes, my sedan has LED headlights. They're knee-high, if that, and point downwards. So they're not shining in your face unless you're on a recumbent bike. Or a luge sled. If so, maybe put your toys away after dark. Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 04:06 PM (DgGvY) 257
Byron Donalds@ByronDonalds22h
We weren't just campaigning on talking points. [ ... ] And we will deliver for the American people. The more they talk, the less I believe. Stop talking and start showing, Byron. Posted by: Oddbob at January 05, 2025 04:06 PM (KcusM) 258
Try using "Edison" bulbs where really bright light isn't desirable - they create a nice warm ambience.
Posted by: wifey of ShainS If boggles my mind that "decorative" bulbs are somehow exempt from the incandescent ban. ------------ While maybe those can be had, I was mainly referring to the retro LED variety. Posted by: wifey of ShainS at January 05, 2025 04:09 PM (ZHI+4) 259
255 In a moment of confusion CBD thought he was buying non-chinee garlic bulbs. These were non-chinee right? RIGHT!?
Posted by: Ciampino - LED a great life at January 05, 2025 04:06 PM (i0xsb) Dunno how much light Chinese garlic bulbs produce when burned... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 05, 2025 04:10 PM (ynpvh) 260
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So. This climate, OMG! is scaring the crap out of me... Will we make it🤯!!! Yow,....really....I'm crying right now🤮... Anyway, see you pals tonight 😘 🤪 🤗! Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 05, 2025 04:10 PM (L83z3) 261
The worst application of LEDs is automotive headlights. They blind the fuck out of you at night. It's like catching high beams right in the eye but brighter. If TPTB were serious about traffic safety they'd ban this use.
Posted by: Screw that Fred Upton guy ------ Auto headlight LEDs are between 5500 and 6500k. HIDs are 5k, but they are now significantly more expensive than LEDs, so they're irrelevant. No one is going back halogens, for economic, regulatory, and stylistic reasons. Require LED headlights to be 4500k +/- 100. Posted by: buddhaha at January 05, 2025 04:11 PM (6vMQv) 262
Grow bulbs aren't that expensive. A few of those and things warm up.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at January 05, 2025 04:12 PM (E7bCG) 263
Dunno how much light Chinese garlic bulbs produce when burned...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) But the flames come in a bunch of neat colors from the heavy metals..... Posted by: mikeski at January 05, 2025 04:13 PM (DgGvY) 264
@ 263 Dunno how much light Chinese garlic bulbs produce when burned...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) But the flames come in a bunch of neat colors from the heavy metals..... ______________________ ... and the heavy metals come from the human shit it's grown in. But yeah, garlic's still 'good' for us, yes? What a load o' crap ... [sic]. Posted by: Dr_No at January 05, 2025 04:22 PM (ayRl+) 265
Daylight on planets orbiting Sirius or some similar star
Posted by: steve poling at January 05, 2025 04:41 PM (J3cMN) 266
In the last century, the college I attended had Soft White fluorescent bulbs in the classrooms. Didn't know why I always felt sleepy in class. One day while converting a Fortran program to punch cards, I saw the inner sanctum that contained the IBM colossus. The lighting drew me to the glass door, where I gazed into the inner sanctum. I felt awake when I looked into that room. I asked the lab assistant what kind of fluorescent bulbs they used in there. She said they were Daylight bulbs. Since then, I have used Daylight (5000K) bulbs where possible, inside and out. I even use 6500K LED strips in closets so I can see the colors. I love them. So does my wife.
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