Another One Gone: Neil Cavuto, Censorious Propagandist for Anthony Fauci and Every Other Regime Operative, Announces He's Leaving Fox News After 28 Years (and At Least 12 Years Too Late)

Another one I'm happy to see the back of.

Maybe he'll join Chris Wallace in that podcast venture.

Longtime Fox News host Neil Cavuto announced Thursday that he is leaving the network after 28 years.
Cavuto, one of the original hosts on Fox News, has hosted his program, "Your World," since the network's launch in 1996 and also hosts "Cavuto Coast to Coast" on the Fox Business Network and "Cavuto Live" on Saturdays. The host's last day at the network is reportedly Thursday, which he intends to announce on his program later in the afternoon, Mediaite first reported.
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Cavuto reportedly rejected the terms of a contract offered by Fox News and ultimately decided to depart the network, despite the network wanting him to stay, according to Mediaite.

That sounds like Fox would allow him to stay -- if he took a pay cut.

His old timeslot will have revolving hosts until Fox picks a replacement.

Below, one of Neil Cavuto's finest moments of Regime "Journalism."

Exhibit A for Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!” pic.twitter.com/RqLuoAz97L
— LivePDDave 🇺🇸 (@LivePDDave1) December 19, 2024

That's one of the little liberal flare-ups and Mask Off Moments that kept happening on Fox that made me determined to cancel cable so that I wouldn't be forced to fund them any longer. Fox had a bunch of those little incidents. The Arizona call was the last straw for me, but it had been building since that Cavuto moment (and a dozen other cases of his loathesome leftwing political opinionating).

Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 19, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 03:29 PM (2bFN5)

3 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:30 PM (J2vNu)

4 first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CWTWj)

5 *shakes fist at Elric* I'll call the otters.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 03:30 PM (2bFN5)

6 rats! said the queen if i had then i'd be king!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CWTWj)

7 Those poor FoxNews vending machine owners....

Posted by: Stateless at December 19, 2024 03:31 PM (jvJvP)

8 Think of all the weight Fox will be losing!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:31 PM (krQz2)

9 Buh bye bushead

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 03:31 PM (KQk9m)

10 Factual Blunders, aka DNC Lies

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:31 PM (QcVoh)

11 'another one I'm happy to see the back of'

Ehh

Posted by: Phrasing at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (/6GbT)

12
Another one I'm happy to see the back of.

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Phrasing or quoting Miss Lindsey?

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (5jVSZ)

13 Cavuto has MS, so that may have played a role in his departure. After all, the guy is worth $25M. He can't spend it when he's dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (xCA6C)

14 Ach. Didn't think I'd manage it.

Cavuto looks like the leading man's hapless buddy or co-worker from a comedy of the Sixties. The comic relief, in other words, to James Garner or Glenn Ford. Not someone to take seriously.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

15 Re: The Karen Cope in the sidebar about the coup against Trump (to save democracy). I've read that tomorrow, 12/20, is the day the excrement hits the air conditioner. So . . .

Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (L/fGl)

16 Good. Now maybe they'll find somebody decent to follow Varney in the morning.
I recommend Charly Arnolt or Aishah Hasnie. Because bewbs.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

17 Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!”
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Well, look what happened when that lady fed her husband fish-tank cleaner!!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (krQz2)

18 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

19 Cavuto has MS, so that may have played a role in his departure. After all, the guy is worth $25M. He can't spend it when he's dead.

You assume he intends to die. I don't.

Posted by: Nancy P. at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (xCA6C)

20 Neil...fat, drunk and a pole smoker is no way to go thru life son.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 19, 2024 03:34 PM (rqga2)

21 He's just jealous that Bret Baier got the Kameltoe interview and he didn't.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at December 19, 2024 03:34 PM (Vyll1)

22 Neil Cavuto ... the guy that makes a really, really big deal that he's both legally blind and pretty much invalid - but he's completely sure that Free Trade is the American Way ?

To Hell with that guy. He's the dude that spouts, all day long, about how hard other people should work.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:34 PM (ciU4n)

23 Exhibit A for Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!”

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"But Trump said to drink fish tank cleaner!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:34 PM (5jVSZ)

24 I'm still waiting for a mea culpa and apology from Fox for 2020. Until then, they can suck it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

25 "Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!”"

Everything can kill you in the proper dose, Neil. Including that scourge "dihydrogen monoxide".

Posted by: Thrawn at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (uGhsv)

26 And the hits just keep on coming

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

27 Niel who?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (Rcnd3)

28 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

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And she's a doctor so she clearly knew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

29 And the hits just keep on coming

It does seem that way, doesn't it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (xCA6C)

30 Another smug, self-righteous, preening New York City faggot bites the dust.

How tragic.

Welp, anyway!

Posted by: ballistic at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (u0CVZ)

31 If you were in the vulnerable cohort, i.e., over 65, overweight and with comorbidities, COVID could kill you, not HCQ or ivermectin. The "news" clowns tried to tell us the latter was "horse paste" and would kill you, that people sick from it were jamming ERs all over th country and preventing "legitimate" sick people from being treated.

None of the statements in my second sentence, aside from ivermectin indeed being used for horses (as well as people), was remotely true.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

32 Well, look what happened when that lady fed her husband fish-tank cleaner!!
Posted by: Axeman
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What did happen with that? Didn't it turn out that she was trying kill him?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (Axt+y)

33 Well, he cited some studies and sounded quite authoritative.

However, I don't believe him.

(Some of those studies actually support the opposite conclusion from what the cite-er is trying to convey.)

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (Sf2cq)

34 24 I'm still waiting for a mea culpa and apology from Fox for 2020. Until then, they can suck it.
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Yep. After calling it for AZ I really haven't bothered with FOX. Imma up to date on Ancient Aliens, though. Much moar factual.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (jFCkp)

35 The real villain here is Jill Biden. She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew. And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Now do Penn State. It's not one mistake - its the same mistake every damn day.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (ciU4n)

36 Not gonna miss Neil

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (tXURQ)

37 Neil Cavuto is an odd specimen in the dramatis personae of steaming dogshit that covers all NeverTrump.

Cavuto's a sharp guy and was good on finance and the economy. Compared to that gimpy hack retard -- I don't need to say his name; you know who -- Cavuto was Nostradamus.

Cavuto was center-right, not a die-hard conservative but not a liberal in sheep's clothing either. I would not have picked him for a potential back-stabbing NeverTrump shithead.

But alas. Trump broke him. Broke him bad. I think anti-Trump covid hysteria and paranoia drove Cavuto mad. He never recovered. He's still babbling out stumbling NeverTrump garbage.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

38 And the hits just keep on coming
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It makes my Top 40.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (krQz2)

39 Niel who?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.....

Sedaka?

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

40 28 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

-
And she's a doctor so she clearly knew.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

=======

Her powermad dash for the presidency by proxy helped destroy the Democrat brand for, potentially, a generation.

It was a corpse-strewn battlefield to get us here, but it was a fight worth having.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

41 I switched over to Fox late on election night just to see that little bitch Bret Baier have to announce that Trump had won. Yes, I'm petty that way.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (2UnvF)

42 Tell me this is winning again because.....

Posted by: Schadenboner at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (4qKYA)

43 "Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!”"

Everything can kill you in the proper dose, Neil. Including that scourge "dihydrogen monoxide".
Posted by: Thrawn at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (uGhsv)

See the story "The Dread Tomato Addiction" by Mark Clifton

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (n7h9X)

44 Niel who?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.....

Sedaka?
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
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Ooh. Sounds like Bad Blood.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

45 Is now the time for Airing our Grievances?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (1FWWQ)

46 44 Niel who?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.....

Sedaka?
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

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No.

Breen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

47 Bye Bye Neil you're such a heel if I were to feel I wouldn't feel sorry for your leaving.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (PMg+h)

48 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

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Caitlyn Jenner is tanned, rested, and ready!

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (5jVSZ)

49 *shakes fist at Elric* I'll call the otters.
Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 03:30 PM (2bFN5)
_______

I don't think I was ever first before. This is a glorious day. Glorious indeed. A virgin no more am I.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

50 >>@EricLDaugh
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>>1m
>>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

51 Niel who?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
.....
Sedaka?
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024

***
I hate to remind you, but breaking up is hard to do.

Posted by: Neil S., ca. 1964 at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

52 50 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>1m
>>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

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Well, this is gonna suck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

53 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

Albanian newscasters FTW!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)

54 Bye Bye Neil you're such a heel if I were to feel I wouldn't feel sorry for your leaving.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (PMg+h)
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I would advise caution about the door on the way out, though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (krQz2)

55 I'll always think of him as Bighead.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (1VvJB)

56 The real villain here is Jill Biden. She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew. And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Now do Penn State. It's not one mistake - its the same mistake every damn day.
Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (ciU4n)

I don't think Penn State helped conceal Biden's senility.

Maybe his pedo urges though.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (n7h9X)

57 Exhibit A for Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!”
______

I'm smart, not dumb, like people say.

Posted by: Cabeza Enorme y Vacia Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (fs1hN)

58 who to take cavuto's place? i'd watch morgan ortegus for an hour or two.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

59

I thought that guy was close to death ten years ago.

Posted by: E Buzz at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (VSFMb)

60 Longtime Fox News host Neil Cavuto announced Thursday that he is leaving the network after 28 years.

Ding Dong another witch is dead.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (AiZBA)

61 Is now the time for Airing our Grievances?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 19, 2024 03:38 PM (1FWWQ)

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I thought that was the purpose of every thread.

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (5jVSZ)

62 56 I don't think Penn State helped conceal Biden's senility.

Maybe his pedo urges though.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (n7h9X)

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I believe Penn State is the university where Biden has an "office" that was most likely used for Chinese espionage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

63 It's true! It's true!

Townhall.com@townhallcom
Did the hosts of “The View” just imply that Elon Musk and JD Vance are secretly plotting to kill Donald Trump?

https://is.gd/ZuWbGM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)

64 Cavuto was center-right, not a die-hard conservative but not a liberal in sheep's clothing either.

I see you paid no attention to Cavuto during Covid. Because he was 24/7 "wear a mask, stay inside, and otherwise hide from the coof".

Why ? Because he didn't give a shit about Liberty. He would have ordered the entire world to enter individual bubbles. Because he's - again - lame and blind and does not care about anything other than saving his lame and blind ass.

Very much in the spirit of certain other groups.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (ciU4n)

65 1m
>>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We're so screwed.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

66 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_______

I'm hearing that in Boris Karloff's voice.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (Axt+y)

67 he also bought the cassidy hutchinson folderall

Posted by: miguel cervantes at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (dJR17)

68 Step 1 - misreport what someone said
Step 2 - say what they said is dangerous.
Step 3 - advise people to do what you say to avoid dire outcomes.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (nLFEI)

69 Cavuto is kaput? Oh.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (DsA2n)

70 Buh bye.

So, when is Murder She Wrote on?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (W/lyH)

71 That sounds like Fox would allow him to stay -- if he took a pay cut.

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And then next time it would be another pay cut.

The only times I would have that twerp on is when waiting for The Five to come on. His anti-Trumpism was off the charts and his and Bret Baier's programs are the only ones on Fox that lying Democrats were comfortable coming on for an interview.

Hopefully, Bret is next.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (unUNN)

72 Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 02:38 PM (W2Pud)

Wait a minute. I will not have you disparaging the curriculum at the university of Oregon

Posted by: Pete Bog at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (wGPHk)

73 Cavuto was on the list of Those Who Need to Get Got

not high up on the list, but there...

adios, Cavuto, you useless POS

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (94/H1)

74 >>>BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says Posted by: JackStraw

Let me guess: 1% less of a pay increase for Congress.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (CwhoI)

75 >>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We're so screwed.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

They'll announce it as an historic spending cut.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (AiZBA)

76 66 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_______

I'm hearing that in Boris Karloff's voice.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (Axt+y)
***

Vincent Price here...

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (W/lyH)

77 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

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Well, this is gonna suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

Sad trombone seems appropriate

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (/6GbT)

78 65 Copy that.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (1VvJB)

79 Well, this is gonna suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah. Late in the day, the very next day. No doubt they'll rush a vote before making the text public and then say "gosh, I had no idea that was in there, well... I'll sure do better next time."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (ExV1e)

80 Step 1 - misreport what someone said
Step 2 - say what they said is dangerous.
Step 3 - advise people to do what you say to avoid dire outcomes.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (nLFEI)

***

Step 4 _ PROFIT!!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (1FWWQ)

81 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

Albanian newscasters FTW!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)
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I'm been out with my share of Albanians. There are quite a few in NYC. Batshit fucking crazy. Hot. You are almost guaranteed a good time. But batshit fucking crazy. They don't even have a spot on the Hot-Crazy Matrix.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

82 By the way, the "officially-approved" treatment for Covid was Remdesivir, which was known to have the unfortunate side effect of killing patients.

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (Sf2cq)

83 None of the statements in my second sentence, aside from ivermectin indeed being used for horses (as well as people), was remotely true.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

The idea that going to church with masks was risky to spread the disease but gay bathouses and rioting was 100 percent germ free let me know how serious the government was from the start.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

84 She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_______

I'm hearing that in Boris Karloff's voice.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024

***
[In Karloff voice]
"It's in the antipasto. It's not *really* in the antipasto; I just love to say 'antipasto'."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (J2vNu)

85 I'm still waiting for a mea culpa and apology from Fox for 2020. Until then, they can suck it.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

They would need to start with 2008, 2012, 2016 and 2018.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (QcVoh)

86 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)
________

"I'm right here, you know!"

-- Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Elric The Blade at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

87 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>1m
>>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

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Well, this is gonna suck.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

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"Now with 1% less fat!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (5jVSZ)

88 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.

Posted by: illiniwek
.......

So far the suggestions include Morgan Ortega, Charly Arnolt and Aishah Hasnie.
I see a pattern here.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

89 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We're so screwed.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
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They don't think we come here for the hunting.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

90 82 By the way, the "officially-approved" treatment for Covid was Remdesivir, which was known to have the unfortunate side effect of killing patients.
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And ventilators. The Cuomo/Murphy Death Camps were in full swing.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (jFCkp)

91 🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM

The best we can hope for at this point is a clean CR to get through until after Trump is sworn in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (Rcnd3)

92 75 >>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw
......

We're so screwed.
Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

They'll announce it as an historic spending cut.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 19, 2024 03:42 PM (AiZBA)
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If they leave in the part where the J6 committee is invulnerable from investigation, then FU*K 'EM ALL!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (W/lyH)

93 >>>who to take cavuto's place?

Puppy League games to decide who goes to the Puppy Bowl in February.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (CwhoI)

94 I wish Bret 'Porky' Baier would follow him out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (aD39U)

95 I don't think Penn State helped conceal Biden's senility.

Its an object lesson. It explains, exactly, the support for "W" and Obama and Biden.

Once certain groups pick a side ? They don't stop. No matter what. No matter how superficial the decision.

People, en masse, are not logical. They follow brands. If anything, the chaos of Modern Media is chasing the groups. Because, as has been bitched about here today , 18-49 isn't the real target demographic anymore.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (ciU4n)

96 Her powermad dash for the presidency by proxy helped destroy the Democrat brand for, potentially, a generation.

It was a corpse-strewn battlefield to get us here, but it was a fight worth having.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

There was a political meme that was Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son with Putin's face imposed on it, and honestly it should be Joe Biden's

https://tinyurl.com/3f78mcsf

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (D7oie)

97 There sure seems lots of Democrat Propaganda Ministry officials have been sent packing

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

98 Cavuto has MS

Schadenboner fading...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (wBaIH)

99 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED
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These have become three of my least favorite words

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (QcVoh)

100 She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_______
I'm hearing that in Boris Karloff's voice.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024
***
Vincent Price here...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024

***
With a dash of Peter Lorre

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (J2vNu)

101 Trump’s new hair cut looks a bit mulletish. I hope it is the lighting! And yes, I know they are making a comeback, but they were bad before and they are bad now.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (pZEOD)

102 Lose 300 pounds of ugly fat in a day with this one little trick!

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 03:45 PM (krQz2)

103 If the deal doesn't involve ritual you know what it falls short of true perfection.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:45 PM (QcVoh)

104 IT'S HORSE PASTE!! RAWK!!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 19, 2024 03:45 PM (aD39U)

105 The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.

so she's like santa claus?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (CWTWj)

106 I don't think I was ever first before. This is a glorious day. Glorious indeed. A virgin no more am I.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Do it 5 times and you get ushered into a secret room and get fitted for a velvet burgundy smoking jaket.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (DsA2n)

107 Cavuto is to the center right? Of who? Chairman Mao?

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (QcVoh)

108 >>🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

So the dems are taking a running start at our Aholes again?

Sure go ahead kill a Schadenboner.

Posted by: Schadenboner at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (4qKYA)

109 Yes! I hate that guy!

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (slJFB)

110 By the way, the "officially-approved" treatment for Covid was Remdesivir, which was known to have the unfortunate side effect of killing patients.
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Whoopsie!

Posted by: Pitch Guy at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (krQz2)

111 By the way, the "officially-approved" treatment for Covid was Remdesivir, which was known to have the unfortunate side effect of killing patients.
Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (Sf2cq)

RemDesivir ... Rem-> Remove ... Desi -> "dese" -> these .... vir -> Latin for men

Man killer, right there in the name.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (n7h9X)

112 IT'S HORSE PASTE!! RAWK!!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 19, 2024

***
[Sings]
"If it's good enough for Secretariat,
It's good enough for me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (J2vNu)

113 Cavuto: Afuera!

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (mADJX)

114 Trump curse is real and spectacular

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (dEYSD)

115 >@GayRepublicSwag
>Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?

He gets dragged in the comments. One person shows a study about the dismal future of babies without a mother.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (lhenN)

116 By the way, the "officially-approved" treatment for Covid was Remdesivir, which was known to have the unfortunate side effect of killing patients.

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:43 PM (Sf2cq)

---------------

"You say that like it's a bad thing."

-- Dr. Faucistein and Governors Cuomo, Whitmer, Pritzker, and Newscum

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (5jVSZ)

117 106 I don't think I was ever first before. This is a glorious day. Glorious indeed. A virgin no more am I.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Do it 5 times and you get ushered into a secret room and get fitted for a velvet burgundy smoking jaket.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (DsA2n)

The membership.. tell him about the membership!

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (/6GbT)

118 Cavuto has MS. Schadenboner fading...

And if you've been constantly nagged by someone with MS ?

His nagging can't stop soon enough.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (ciU4n)

119 RemDesivir ... Rem-> Remove ... Desi -> "dese" -> these .... vir -> Latin for men

Man killer, right there in the name.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024

***
Commenters here used to call it "Run-Death-Is-Near."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (J2vNu)

120 >>@EricLDaugh
·
>>2m
>>🚨 UPDATE: Spending deal would suspend the debt limit until January 2027, meaning Trump would not have to worry about that during first half of term - Punchbowl

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (LkLld)

121 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Cus5s)

Albanian newscasters FTW!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)

She not Albanian and I don't think she'd burst many sweaters but Melissa Theuriau might be a good choice here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (ExV1e)

122 28 Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
The real villain here is Jill Biden.
She saw him in the morning. She saw him at night. She saw him at his worst. She knew. She knew more than anyone else knew.
And that heartless witch not only let him stay, she was pushing him to run again.

-
And she's a doctor so she clearly knew.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:36 PM (L/fGl)

Hunter had to have known for as long as Jill. Everyone in the family had to have known at least 5 years ago. They all chose greed, get out of jail free cards, and 15 minutes of fame over country.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (aBgBM)

123 [i[Do it 5 times and you get ushered into a secret room and get fitted for a velvet burgundy smoking jaket.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 19, 2024 03:46 PM (DsA2n)

Learn the secret Five handshake.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (aD39U)

124 Shake it off, Neil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 19, 2024 03:49 PM (dUWi9)

125 Hunter had to have known for as long as Jill. Everyone in the family had to have known at least 5 years ago. They all chose greed, get out of jail free cards, and 15 minutes of fame over country.
Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (aBgBM)

Well hell I knew about it for years, and I'm 3000 miles away.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:49 PM (n7h9X)

126 Hopefully they replace him with a hot woman busting out of her sweater ... then I might watch FOX, on mute.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 19, 2024
*
Albanian newscasters FTW!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024
*
She not Albanian and I don't think she'd burst many sweaters but Melissa Theuriau might be a good choice here.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024

***
French. Hot. Not because French, but because hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

127 From yesterday:
Lauren Lee @sheislaurenlee 19h
🚨 THE SPENDING BILL WOULD HAVE BLOCKED RFK JR. FROM UPDATING HHS PROTOCOL ON VACCINE INJURIES

On page 757, the bill amends the previously-passed “Prevent Pandemic Act” (42 USC 6627):

“The Secretary may not revise the Vaccine Injury Table to include a vaccine for which the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has issued a recommendation for routine use in children or pregnant women until at least one application for such vaccine has been approved.

Upon such revision of the Vaccine Injury Table, all vaccines in a vaccine category on the Vaccine Injury Table, including vaccines authorized under emergency use... shall be considered included in the Vaccine Injury Table.”

They also added: “An injury or death related to a administered at a time when the vaccine was a covered countermeasure subject to a declaration under section 319F-3 (b) SHALL NOT BE ELIGIBLE FOR COMPENSATION under the Program.”

Sneaky.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (hovnC)

128 Little known fact:

It's spelled Remdesivir, but it pronounced

Give-Fauci-Your-Money.

Posted by: Pitch Guy at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (krQz2)

129 Cavuto should have to pay Trump $15 million. Just because.

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

130 Spending deal would suspend the debt limit until January 2027, meaning Trump would not have to worry about that during first half of term - Punchbowl

All they're trying to do is lock in spending. This is gay. Everyone supporting it is gay.

It makes as much sense as my wife telling me ... "yeah, I kited a few more checks. That way you don't have to balance the checkbook."

Gay. Bullshit. As only the GOP in Congress can tell it.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ciU4n)

131 Oh?

>>@realannapaulina
·
>>10m
>>Yes. The President was instrumental in brokering the deal. The art of the deal. x.com/theamericanhil…

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (LkLld)

132 >Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?
______

Yes, but isn't it particularly uncomfortable for the gay guy who is the one being impregnated? Need a P Diddy sized lube tub, I'd imagine.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (fs1hN)

133 🚨 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says

Posted by: JackStraw

Well, did she, or didn't she?

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at December 19, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

134 Because he's - again - lame and blind and does not care about anything other than saving his lame and blind ass.

Very much in the spirit of certain other groups.
Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:40 PM (ciU4n)

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Howard Stern without the curls.

If Cavuto was supposedly so incapacitated why not retire and look after himself? Because being on TV every weekday is a powerful drug.

I think he is getting out before Trump demolishes him with a well-worded put-down.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (unUNN)

135 Cavuto was an asshole, is an asshole, and will continue to be an asshole.

He's one of the reasons I stopped watching FNC over a decade ago.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (/U5Yz)

136 I doubt everybody in Congress who is supporting shenanigans with sending is gay.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (MQJVv)

137 Melissa Theuriau

***
She has kind of a Melania look about her. Not quite as exotic, but as lovely and well put together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (J2vNu)

138 https://youtu.be/kxjwb5cXTI0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (ynpvh)

139 What kind of Italian parent names their kid Neil?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (iziT8)

140 Neil Cavuto? I thought he left Fox like 10 years ago.

Posted by: dantesed at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (+arps)

141 Spending deal would suspend the debt limit until January 2027, meaning Trump would not have to worry about that during first half of term - Punchbowl

All they're trying to do is lock in spending. This is gay. Everyone supporting it is gay.

It makes as much sense as my wife telling me ... "yeah, I kited a few more checks. That way you don't have to balance the checkbook."

Gay. Bullshit. As only the GOP in Congress can tell it.
Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ciU4n)

It locks in allocations. It doesn't lock in Spending. You learned that when suddenly everyone found money under the Federal Sofa for money, tanks and such to go to Ukraine.

So Trump could take some NEA money and divert it to wall constructions and call it public art.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (n7h9X)

142 People still watch Fox News?

Posted by: Hunh. I did not know that at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (DobEs)

143 137 Melissa Theuriau

***
She has kind of a Melania look about her. Not quite as exotic, but as lovely and well put together.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (J2vNu)

***
Yes, indeedy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (LxER7)

144 Audio Visual rendition of Boca Chica launches and retreivals 2010 - 2023.

xcancel.com/elonmusk/
status/ 1869611230224433259

or the easy way

https://tinyurl.com/y3rf8tx2

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (PMg+h)

145 The Cyclops is big mad!

NEW: DC sources tell me that @DanCrenshawTX is spearheading the effort to get a pay raise for Congress

Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX
Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.
. . . .
Anonymous coward like “catturd” talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on social media. I live in Atascocita, just outside Houston. If you think I’m “rich,” you’re a fucking idiot. The people getting rich off politics are the “influencers” like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder. Sorry to break to it yall, that’s the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

146 I recently heard an interview on the radio with 'retired' Brit Hume. That leather faced fossil really doesn't like Trump or the conservative movement.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (/U5Yz)

147 NOTE: There's nothing at Rep. Luna's X account about a budget deal being reached or passed.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (hovnC)

148 Trump’s new hair cut looks a bit mulletish. I hope it is the lighting! And yes, I know they are making a comeback, but they were bad before and they are bad now.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2024 03:44 PM (pZEOD)

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He's appealing to young males who've recently discovered and become fans of Patrick Swayze and Road House.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (jcbZW)

149 People still watch Fox News?

Posted by: Hunh. I did not know that at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (DobEs)
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More than watch CNN and MessNBC together.

Posted by: Pitch Guy at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (krQz2)

150 125 Hunter had to have known for as long as Jill. Everyone in the family had to have known at least 5 years ago. They all chose greed, get out of jail free cards, and 15 minutes of fame over country.
Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 03:48 PM (aBgBM)

Well hell I knew about it for years, and I'm 3000 miles away.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:49 PM (n7h9X)

As did every person in the country. But the family members could have ended the con job.

Posted by: Gref at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (aBgBM)

151 Just this week, I encountered a masked nurse. When she commented about it, I said, "Please don't feel you need to wear that for our sakes." (Masks are filthy after about 15 minutes and after that point are a great way to more effectively infect the people around whom you are exhaling.)

She said, "Oh, no one's making me wear it; I'm wearing it of my own accord. I've had Covid four times and flu twice even though I've had all my shots and I'm trying to not get sick again."

I'm wondering if it will ever dawn on her that maybe her wellness strategy is not working.

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (Sf2cq)

152 145 Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX
Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.
. . . .
Anonymous coward like “catturd” talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on social media. I live in Atascocita, just outside Houston. If you think I’m “rich,” you’re a fucking idiot. The people getting rich off politics are the “influencers” like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder. Sorry to break to it yall, that’s the truth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

======

He doesn't deny it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

153 139 What kind of Italian parent names their kid Neil?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (iziT

Diamond, Sedaka, Armstrong...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

154
Word of the Day is

Poison Pill

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (QcVoh)

155 So Trump could take some NEA money and divert it to wall constructions and call it public art.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:53 PM (n7h9X)

They're kiting checks, every year, that make every greenback and digital US dollar I deposit into anything worth less.

I don't like it - no matter who does it. It's bullshit. Make those fuckers in DC actually argue about what to fund. Make them vote on it.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (ciU4n)

156 Melissa Theuriau

***
She has kind of a Melania look about her. Not quite as exotic, but as lovely and well put together.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
_____

Never heard of her. Had to look. Was not dissapointed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (Axt+y)

157 Una Paloma Blanca?

Posted by: It's a catchy song at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (DobEs)

158 I doubt everybody in Congress who is supporting shenanigans with sending is gay.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (MQJVv)

No, but I am sure a good number of them realize that compensating people who were injured by being compelled by the government to get the mRNA treatment will bankrupt the country, and that the solvency of the nation is far more important to them than any small consideration like accountability, responsibility or frail concerns about morality.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)

159 NOTE: There's nothing at Rep. Luna's X account about a budget deal being reached or passed.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (hovnC)

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JackStraw is #FakeNews?

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (jcbZW)

160 🎄 Black Friday Super Sale! 20% Off Annual Ad-Free Subscription… Limited Time Only 🎄

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Who could forget one of the most infamous Soros-backed prosecutors, Kim Foxx? She’s the shameless Chicagoland shill who went all out trying to cover up for D-lister and hoax artist Jussie Smollett and went down the tubes with the former “Empire” actor. Ironically, in the end, both she and Jussie lost everything.
Cook County’s former top prosecutor has lost her license to practice law.

The Illinois Attorney Registration and disciplinary commission says Kim Foxx’s law license was suspended on December 1 because she failed to complete her continuing legal education requirements.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 19, 2024 03:56 PM (wDJaI)

161 145 The Cyclops is big mad!

NEW: DC sources tell me that @DanCrenshawTX is spearheading the effort to get a pay raise for Congress

Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX
Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.
. . . .
Anonymous coward like “catturd” talking shit without any evidence. I’m used to it. Sorry I was guy fighting the wars that little bitches like you would never dare to. One of us has actually served this country and continues to, while losers like you make money being trolls on social media. I live in Atascocita, just outside Houston. If you think I’m “rich,” you’re a fucking idiot. The people getting rich off politics are the “influencers” like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder. Sorry to break to it yall, that’s the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (L/fGl)

Bad optics?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

162 BREAKING: SPENDING DEAL REACHED, Rep. Luna says
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

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If they really want to go home for Christmas they better do the right thing.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 03:56 PM (unUNN)

163 NOTE: There's nothing at Rep. Luna's X account about a budget deal being reached or passed.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

Are there any nekkid selfies?

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at December 19, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

164 You axed for it !

https://tinyurl.com/ysnntpn5

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2024 03:56 PM (QTCRF)

165 I'm wondering if it will ever dawn on her that maybe her wellness strategy is not working.
Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (Sf2cq)

calling anything a "wellness strategy" is the real clue.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 03:57 PM (n7h9X)

166 I've been passing quite a few continuing resolutions...I blame the colostomy bag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

167 >>NOTE: There's nothing at Rep. Luna's X account about a budget deal being reached or passed.

>>House Republicans strike spending deal, lawmakers say

>>"Deal has been reached," Rep. Anna Paulina Luna said.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjwrykv

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:57 PM (LkLld)

168 ...Melissa Theuriau might be a good choice here.

Oh, hell yes!

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 03:58 PM (mADJX)

169 154
Word of the Day is

Poison Pill

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (QcVoh)

That's not one word...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

170 other spaced news

Vast, the pioneering space habitation technology company building Haven-1, which is expected to become the world’s first commercial station when it launches in 2025, announced today that SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket will launch up to two Dragon missions to the International Space Station (ISS) in support of Vast’s future bid for NASA’s private astronaut missions (PAM). These missions, contingent on Vast being selected by NASA, will be the fifth and sixth PAMs ever awarded by the agency.
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This is more than Space it's private enterprise once again excelling over government. Good timing with the thumb sucking boot heel grifters leaving.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 03:58 PM (PMg+h)

171 "I was deployed to a nasty place, see, so I will zucking you hobbits in the azz from now until the end of time, and all I want to hear from you is 'THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE'."

~John McCain or Dan Crenshaw, I forget which

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (lhenN)

172 The smug , condescending, asshoe media lost one of its stalwarts today giving Deplorable Nation another scalp ( figuratively).

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (BmJqz)

173 Bad optics?

Sometimes its hard to see the depth and breadth of an issue. For Dan ? This is one of those times.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (ciU4n)

174 What did I axe for!?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (iziT8)

175 Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)

Yes; I agree with you.. I don't understand the use of the "gay" in the previous post. Is the person suggesting that they're all homosexuals? Is spending shenanigans "weird" or "inappropriate" or crooked. Then why not say that? You did or words to that effect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (MQJVv)

176 NOTE: There's nothing at Rep. Luna's X account about a budget deal being reached or passed.
...
https://tinyurl.com/3tjwrykv
Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 03:57 PM (LkLld)

Do not try and sully people calling you out by linking to a source! This is the internet, just call them an incel. -- Eyepatch McCain

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (ExV1e)

177 15
Don't go around tonight
Well, it's bound to take your life
There's a bad moon on the rise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:32 PM (L/fGl)
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It will always be
There's a bathroom on the right

Posted by: Ciampino - MolySlip helps go in and out at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (i0xsb)

178 oh hey, and then there is THIS :

"Biden administration blocking re-examination of George Floyd's heart..

The Department of Justice has requested that a court block an attempt by Derek Chauvin's lawyers to re-examine George Floyd's heart.

Federal prosecutors in Minnesota filed a motion on Tuesday asking a judge to reconsider his decision to allow Chauvin's legal team to look at Floyd's heart tissue and bodily fluids, among other evidence, to prove whether or not he actually died of a heart condition. "

which means it needs to be done ASAP!

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (QTCRF)

179 Just this week, I encountered a masked nurse. When she commented about it, I said, "Please don't feel you need to wear that for our sakes." (Masks are filthy after about 15 minutes and after that point are a great way to more effectively infect the people around whom you are exhaling.)

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024

***
A fe weeks ago I was looking for an item in Home Depot. A clerk wearing a face diaper came up to me and pronounced a string of sounds. I told her firmly, "I can't understand you with that thing on your face." She babbled something else, sounding outraged, as I turned away to look for a clerk without a mask.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

180 173 Bad optics?

Sometimes its hard to see the depth and breadth of an issue. For Dan ? This is one of those times.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (ciU4n)

Well, it's easy for him to be blind-sided.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

181 167 >>
>>House Republicans strike spending deal, lawmakers say

>>"Deal has been reached," Rep. Anna Paulina Luna said.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjwrykv
Posted by: JackStraw

BOHICA baby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:00 PM (/U5Yz)

182 “Terms remain unclear”

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2024 04:00 PM (zQ3t+)

183 These guys are all getting pretty old, but also I thin they sense a sea change where their approach and ideas are not popular. But there is also a chance they are afraid of what might be discovered and addressed by the DOJ.

John McCain or Dan Crenshaw, I forget which

Yeah Crenshaw is having a bit of a tough time right now

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:00 PM (RsS92)

184 fighting to the bitter end ! like nazis in April 1945

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (QTCRF)

185 JackStraw is #FakeNews?
Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (jcbZW)
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Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (krQz2)

186 If you an't gonna hang him at least dunk his head in a toilet

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (eibb3)

187 Here's the thing, Crenshaw, Catturd sells to the highest bidder, fine. He doesn't take at gunpoint like you and your comrades.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (L0nJW)

188 Brit Hume always looks constipated.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (dUWi9)

189 153 139 What kind of Italian parent names their kid Neil?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 03:52 PM (iziT

Diamond, Sedaka, Armstrong...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

The only Neal I ever paid attention to was Patricia Neal.

The scene in the movie 'In Harms Way' that she shares with John Wayne where she slips her shoes off and smiles at him at the end (and all that action implies) is one of the hottest scenes I've ever seen...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (QGaXH)

190 The guy has a bucket for a head. His shirt collars must be made of cargo straps to contain all that shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (IG4Id)

191 Leading Report @LeadingReport 4m
BREAKING: Spending deal reached, Trump was “instrumental in brokering the deal,” according to Rep. Anna Paulina Luna.

Nothing at PDT's Truth Social. Still nothing at Luna's account.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (hovnC)

192 A deal has been reached? What did they do, add 500 pages?

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

194 Luna was one of the first to come out against Johnson's idiotic CR. Vance visited Johnson last night after the vote was pulled and Trump supposedly assisted with the negotiation.

I think I'll wait to see what's in it before lighting my hair on fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (LkLld)

195 ...Melissa Theuriau might be a good choice here.

I'd gladly just watch her read the ingredients on a box of Hamburger Helper, in her native French.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (mADJX)

196 I guess she gonna bounce back.

Turn the Page: Kamala Reportedly Penning $20 Million Novel About Her and Joe Biden in the White House

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I'm sure people will line up to read Kamala's mindthoughts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

197 For the record ... certain folks are OK with being spent into oblivion - as long as the proper forms are observed. Do not call the spending "gay". Do not call the spenders "gay".

Show up in a suit, be polite - maybe even make a religious overture or two - and you can con certain folks out of everything. They'll argue for your ability to do so.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (ciU4n)

198 115 >@GayRepublicSwag
>Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?

He gets dragged in the comments. One person shows a study about the dismal future of babies without a mother.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 03:47 PM (lhenN)

I'm considering (if the opportunity presents itself) this response:

"Why do you hate women? Do you think so little of women that they are of no consequence in the proper care and guidance of a child? Why else would you deprive a child of a mother's love?"

Posted by: Emmie at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (Sf2cq)

199 Perhaps Dan Crenshaw needs to take some time away from social media.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (MQJVv)

200 >>Her powermad dash for the presidency by proxy helped destroy the Democrat brand for, potentially, a generation.
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There's something about left-wing women. Feinstein, Pelosi, DOCTOR Jill. Feminine rage has ravaged the Democrat party and politics in general.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (WVQot)

201 Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX
Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels.

---------------

Ooh, touched a nerve there. He must feel guilty enough to react like that.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (unUNN)

202 They're kiting checks, every year, that make every greenback and digital US dollar I deposit into anything worth less.

I don't like it - no matter who does it. It's bullshit. Make those fuckers in DC actually argue about what to fund. Make them vote on it.
Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 03:55 PM (ciU4n)

I lost a job in the 90s when NASA decided to not pay a grant they had issued a few years before which had been all spent.

We have to live in the world that exists not one we wish existed.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (n7h9X)

203 That sounds like Fox would allow him to stay -- if he took a pay cut.
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Which is reason enough to walk, if you have FU money already. I'm no fan of Cavuto at all, but I could see that decision. Take less money somewhere else, sure, but not at the same place for the same work. If you do that, you're just signing an acknowledgement that you were *never* worth it and will never have even a modicum of fake respect from that point forward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (HnUIn)

204 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

2. Another prog propagandist
Trans probably.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)

205 Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?

Just makes me confused. You lack the necessary equipment. Do you mean taking someone else's kid and acting like you're its parents?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (RsS92)

206 Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (ciU4n)

New handle? LOL. How many do you go through in a week?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (MQJVv)

207 193 Cavuto will be replaced by...

Funny animal voiceovers would be great.

Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (mADJX)

208 Ooh, touched a nerve there. He must feel guilty enough to react like that.
Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (unUNN)

Over the target

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (/6GbT)

209 196 I guess she gonna bounce back.

Turn the Page: Kamala Reportedly Penning $20 Million Novel About Her and Joe Biden in the White House

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I'm sure people will line up to read Kamala's mindthoughts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

=======

Remember, everyone in the establishment left now hates Kamala and will not fork over a single dime to her.

Her $20 million payday for a book is because the publishing industry is honest and expects to make a return on that investment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

210 >>Nothing at PDT's Truth Social. Still nothing at Luna's account.

We cut you Canadians off from most of the important parts of the internet because of Trudeau.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (LkLld)

211 Fox had a bunch of those little incidents. The Arizona call was the last straw for me, but it had been building since that Cavuto moment (and a dozen other cases of his loathesome leftwing political opinionating).
++++
Yup. People left and right conflate Fox News with Fox "News" Commentary.

Their commentariat was vaguely right-of-center, to actually right-of-center (depends on the person involved). Their news division *never* was. It was less obviously left-wing, but it was still lefty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)

212 Look at the bright side, Cavuto can now rent out his giant head for Mardi Grad.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (YCGTW)

213 >>Perhaps Dan Crenshaw needs to take some time away from...
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...society.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (WVQot)

214 Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (biEYB)

215 Since 2023, I have been dropping any doctor who wears a mask. I wouldn't be so militant about it, but ...

When we are poorly served, it is more likely to be your fellow customer that is showing poor judgement than the provider. As in, "most of my patients are precious little old lady karens who watch cable news and insist on masks".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (lhenN)

216 Ooh, touched a nerve there. He must feel guilty enough to react like that.

As someone else noted, nowhere in that foul mouthed rant full of "do you know who I am??" is any denial. If it was false, he'd just say "no I am not doing that" at the very least. Instead he goes on the attack and gives Catturd lots of free publicity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (RsS92)

217 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!

we need test pattern equity!

Posted by: anachronda at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (v3pYe)

218 "Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?"

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Well, it isn't good for humanity. So if you mean that by "uncomfortable" then, yes.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (i7Q7S)

219 204 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

2. Another prog propagandist
Trans probably.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (/U5Yz)
Power of AND...
AI Indian-head test pattern prog propagandist pretending to be anti-prog and honest?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (ynpvh)

220 195 ...Melissa Theuriau might be a good choice here.

I'd gladly just watch her read the ingredients on a box of Hamburger Helper, in her native French.
Posted by: Paco at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (mADJX)

Yeah, we used to have her on our masthead back at the old Llama blog. Good times.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (LxER7)

221 Kind of sad how far Crenshaw has fallen.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (lXCUP)

222 I lost a job in the 90s when NASA decided to not pay a grant they had issued a few years before which had been all spent. We have to live in the world that exists not one we wish existed.

Then by all means, its a game of "Kick the can down the road long enough where I die before it stops bouncing".

Do you flip the money changers tables now ? Or just walk on by ?

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (ciU4n)

223 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

6. a busty bikini brunette

Posted by: wth at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

224 Aww. And he's probably ZOD's favorite teevee news guy.

Oh. Wait. It's "Neil". Not....

Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (y/ZMQ)

225 212 Look at the bright side, Cavuto can now rent out his giant head for Mardi Grad.
Posted by: Marcus T

That's funny right there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

226 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

227 Federal prosecutors in Minnesota filed a motion on Tuesday asking a judge to reconsider his decision to allow Chauvin's legal team to look at Floyd's heart tissue and bodily fluids, among other evidence, to prove whether or not he actually died of a heart condition. "

which means it needs to be done ASAP!
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (QTCRF)

Can't imagine why an honest prosecutor would object to new evidence....

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (n7h9X)

228 205 Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?

Just makes me confused. You lack the necessary equipment. Do you mean taking someone else's kid and acting like you're its parents?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (RsS92)

https://youtu.be/T64jOc2_ieo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (ynpvh)

229 #191 New tweets aren't visible using her X Cancel page.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (hovnC)

230 Yes; I agree with you.. I don't understand the use of the "gay" in the previous post. Is the person suggesting that they're all homosexuals? Is spending shenanigans "weird" or "inappropriate" or crooked. Then why not say that? You did or words to that effect.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 03:59 PM (MQJVv)

You know, I burned out the clutch on my new saw day before yesterday, and the shop I bought it from took it in to look at it, undid one C-clip, one nut and a couple of shrouds, told me it didn't work charged me 30 bucks and returned it to me in pieces in a box, so I am really pissed off right now.

I am not pissed at you, but I am generally frustrated. Forgive me for not engaging in this discussion. It is not because I feel your argument is without merit.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (D7oie)

231 Sadz. So sadz.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (8c0cQ)

232 Crenshaw getting that angry is a sure sign he is guilty

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (KQk9m)

233 Is it time to consider the use of anchors literally as their name suggests?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (RsS92)

234 Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?
.....
Just makes me confused. You lack the necessary equipment. Do you mean taking someone else's kid and acting like you're its parents?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:04 PM (RsS92)

Acting? Acting? I just spent the last half hour chest-feeding my precious baby, Photo-Op, and you suggest I'm not a real parent? -- Chasten Buttigieg * flounces while sobbing *

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (ExV1e)

235 216 Ooh, touched a nerve there. He must feel guilty enough to react like that.

As someone else noted, nowhere in that foul mouthed rant full of "do you know who I am??" is any denial. If it was false, he'd just say "no I am not doing that" at the very least. Instead he goes on the attack and gives Catturd lots of free publicity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM

What I find terribly amusing is the fact that he's arguing with someone named Catturd.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (1gLn1)

236 Also only left wingers use the "incel" insult

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (KQk9m)

237 "Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?"

If gay couples could actually produce a kid ? That would get my attention. But they can't.

They sure seem to want to groom them, though.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (ciU4n)

238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

239 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn

Former Disney actress Ava Kolker is 18 now, very sweet and could read a teleprompter.

She'd be great.

Posted by: Stateless at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (jvJvP)

240 ... Dan Crenshaw@DanCrenshawTX
Yeah or maybe you’re a fucking lying piece of shit because I’m not even on the YES list for the whip team. Never have been. But hey, whatever gets you pathetic bottom feeders your click bait. Fucking incels. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 03:54 PM (L/fGl)
++++
Two things.
1. Dan Crenshaw is not a good guy. Served in the military. Good. I'm grateful he did. He's a spooky Party Man and his interests are *not* aligned with mine.
2. Anyone - absolutely *anyone* without exception, who uses "incel" anything other than sarcastically (and especially in a fit of pique) has lost the argument. "But you can't even get laid, you loser" is simultaneously absurd and boring to the point of tedium. It is a strong indicator that the person has nothing to say, and no legitimate defense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

241 I would put Bret Baier firmly in the same category as Neil Cavuto. The only major difference is that Baier is so self-important that he couldn't submarine Trump in the Trump/Biden debate because:

1. He saw a great marketing opportunity for his incessant book and podcast prostituting.

2. Biden was so far gone that running interference for him would be like standing on the tracks and trying to block a freight train.

It's ironic that an establishment stuffed-shirt like Baier probably had the most influence on giving Trump his mandate.

Posted by: Orson at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (dIske)

242 Gay couples don't *have* kids, they buy them.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (krQz2)

243 I am not pissed at you, but I am generally frustrated. Forgive me for not engaging in this discussion. It is not because I feel your argument is without merit.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (D7oie)

Patter recognition is a Hell of a thing.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (ciU4n)

244 Power of AND...
AI Indian-head test pattern prog propagandist pretending to be anti-prog and honest?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (ynpvh)
++++
Don't give them ideas

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (HnUIn)

245 240 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

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Work's keeping you busy, I see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

246 You know, I burned out the clutch on my new saw day before yesterday, and the shop I bought it from took it in to look at it, undid one C-clip, one nut and a couple of shrouds, told me it didn't work charged me 30 bucks and returned it to me in pieces in a box, so I am really pissed off right now.

Its really one of those things it is to the point that its better to just toss the old one and replace it, cheaper in most cases. Yes, that violently wounds my depression-era parents' teaching about using what you have and repairing what you need but... yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (RsS92)

247 F*cking Cornyn, Roy, and Crenshaw. You can do better Texas.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (/U5Yz)

248 "Sources on Capitol Hill, including both lawmakers and their staff, told the Caller Johnson may have cost himself the Speaker’s job with the poorly-received gambit right before Christmas."

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I hope.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (i7Q7S)

249 Did he "leave" of his own volition? Or was it "strongly suggested he spend more time with his ego?"

Either way... years too late, IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 19, 2024 04:10 PM (Q4IgG)

250 193 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

5. Indian-head test pattern - FTW!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

251 What I find terribly amusing is the fact that he's arguing with someone named Catturd.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2024 04:07 PM (1gLn1)

I'm just impressed he can focus on the screen with that one eye. Seriously. It's getting harder, way too quick, and I'm only 52.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:10 PM (ciU4n)

252 Never get in a land war in Asia and never argue with someone named "Catturd " on the internet.

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (iziT8)

253 >>"Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?"
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Does it make you uncomfortable if the rest of us prohibit by law homosexuals adopting children? Why should we care?

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (WVQot)

254 The first documented butt baby or product of scissoring will be historic

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (KQk9m)

255 Brit Hume always looks constipated.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at December 19, 2024 04:01 PM (dUWi9)

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Didn't he retire about a decade ago yet he still infests Cavuto's program. With Cavuto about to be gone does that mean Hume is gone too or does he just move over to Bret Baier, his old time slot?

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (unUNN)

256 246 You know, I burned out the clutch on my new saw day before yesterday, and the shop I bought it from took it in to look at it, undid one C-clip, one nut and a couple of shrouds, told me it didn't work charged me 30 bucks and returned it to me in pieces in a box, so I am really pissed off right now.

Its really one of those things it is to the point that its better to just toss the old one and replace it, cheaper in most cases. Yes, that violently wounds my depression-era parents' teaching about using what you have and repairing what you need but... yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (RsS92)

Good thing they didn't have the cat or retriever look at it, or they would've charged you for a cat scan and lab report.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

257 238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Yes! On the barbed ____ of Satan.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:11 PM (/U5Yz)

258 This busty redhead only remembers the names of important people like her siblings, the mailman, random strangers she meets at the supermarket, panhandlers, etc. - so she can't recall ever having heard of Cavuto:
http://tiny.cc/1j32001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HnUIn)

259 are the “influencers” like Catturd selling their platforms to the highest bidder.
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Does Dan know where Dan works?

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (2bFN5)

260 Peace on Earth. Good will to men.

CIA Whistleblower Says Mystery Drones Searching for Missing “Suitcase” Nuke

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It was right there on the passenger seat a minute ago!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (L/fGl)

261 The future wants me to pay reparations

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HW2Gb)

262 absolutely *anyone* without exception, who uses "incel" anything other than sarcastically (and especially in a fit of pique) has lost the argument. "But you can't even get laid, you loser" is simultaneously absurd and boring to the point of tedium. It is a strong indicator that the person has nothing to say, and no legitimate defense.

LOL yeah, when someone trots that out it reveals oceans about their worldview and ethical background. If your kneejerk worst insult is "you can't get laid" then your presumption is that not having sex is the worst thing that can happen to you. Very revealing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (RsS92)

263 238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

I'd settle for zombie Heywood Hale Broun.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (wtvvX)

264 F*cking Cornyn, Roy, and Crenshaw. You can do better Texas.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (/U5Yz)

Hey, I can only vote against Cornyn. Don't blame those other two on me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (ExV1e)

265 That's not one word...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

Forget it I'm rolling

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (QcVoh)

266 Does it make you uncomfortable if the rest of us prohibit by law homosexuals adopting children? Why should we care?

Pit Bulls - just on their own - don't bother me. Now - some of those that really like to breed Pit Bulls and lead them around by chains and post videos of them leading them around by chains and such ?

Yeah. Those people get my attention. I'm not "scared" of them, and thank you Samuel Colt. But I sure as shit notice them.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (ciU4n)

267 Can you imagine reading book by Brett freaking Beieieier?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (iziT8)

268 The future wants me to pay reparations

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HW2Gb)
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Pssst. In the past, the future didn't exist.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (krQz2)

269 Does Dan know where Dan works?
Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (2bFN5)
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It's different when they do it.

Because Democracy, or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (HnUIn)

270 Hell, Washington State lost a bunch of coaches. Maybe Cavuto can try it?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (W/lyH)

271 "Fucking incels."

There's the quality of a good retort - just call your opponent an "incel". I'm fairly sure Eyepatch McCain, or whomever on his PR team wrote that up, doesn't know what an "incel" is.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (uGhsv)

272 If you ever have to fight Dan Crenshaw, keep throwing left hooks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (aD39U)

273 Crap, work plans changed and have to go get my tools

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (fwDg9)

274 I lost a job in the 90s when NASA decided to not pay a grant they had issued a few years before which had been all spent. We have to live in the world that exists not one we wish existed.

Then by all means, its a game of "Kick the can down the road long enough where I die before it stops bouncing".

Do you flip the money changers tables now ? Or just walk on by ?
Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (ciU4n)

we already know what happens if we let them use garbage spending against us while we pretend that allocation rules aren't rountinely redirected, cancelled or stolen. If we make this a game the liberals can lose, they might quit breaking the rules. And we could get some good done.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (n7h9X)

275 Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 1h
2 trillion in cuts ref wreckless spending could indeed put us on the right path to saving this country. 💡
Dec 19, 2024 · 7:55 PM UTC

Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 1h
President’s plan will work.
Dec 19, 2024 · 8:04 PM UTC

Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 41m
Deal has been reached. GOP will get it done. Go team. 🏆
Dec 19, 2024 · 8:32 PM UTC

American Hill @TheAmericanHill 29m
Wait they reached a new deal?

Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 28m
Yes. The President was instrumental in brokering the deal. The art of the deal.
Dec 19, 2024 · 8:39 PM UTC

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (hovnC)

276 Pssst. In the past, the future didn't exist.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (krQz2)
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LOL. Go far enough back, sure.

Man became man when he discovered the future.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

277 6. a busty bikini brunette
Posted by: wth

Nice. That weather is going to forecast itself!

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (WWBBV)

278 Fucking incels
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Jumbo shrimp?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

279 Can you imagine reading book by Brett freaking Beieieier?

Posted by: eleven at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (iziT

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I'm really doubtful he'd give off enough light.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (krQz2)

280 "Fucking incels."

There's the quality of a good retort - just call your opponent an "incel". I'm fairly sure Eyepatch McCain, or whomever on his PR team wrote that up, doesn't know what an "incel" is.
Posted by: Thrawn at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (uGhsv)

Its also pretty stupid since the whole point of incels is they would like to be fucking someone, but can't find anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (n7h9X)

281 Fucking incels
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Jumbo shrimp?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)
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*snort*

Well spotted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (HnUIn)

282 What I find terribly amusing is the fact that he's arguing with someone named Catturd.

Yeah that is pretty comical. Read your posts out loud before you hit send or post Crenshaw, it helps

I wonder if younger generations are comfortable or blase' about people using ludicrous screen names in conversation and chats. "So, MrHugemongusDong, what are your thoughts on this Christmas show?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (RsS92)

283 278 Fucking incels
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Jumbo shrimp?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

Fertile Eunuchs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

284 276 Pssst. In the past, the future didn't exist.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:13 PM (krQz2)
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LOL. Go far enough back, sure.

Man became man when he discovered the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

=======

Man became man when he discovered the true use of fire.

Not cooking meat, but lighting up nudie cave wall paintings in the dark.

Ever since, man has been on an ever-expanding path of technological innovation to see naked women's bums in the dark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

285 Now we have a spending deal that Trump approves of but with no details.

He's attacking Chip Roy for wanting to know what is in it.

This is ending about how you would expect.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (i7Q7S)

286 If you ever have to fight Dan Crenshaw, keep throwing left hooks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (aD39U)

Just stay light on your feet. A little bob forward and back should do it. Sure, stay to that one side for bonus points.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (ciU4n)

287 Man became man when he discovered the future.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

My cats sure know when future dinnertime is supposed to happen.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (n7h9X)

288 Fucking incels
____

Jumbo shrimp?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)
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*snort*

Well spotted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (HnUIn)
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* huffs *

Posted by: Dick at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (krQz2)

289 283 278 Fucking incels
____

Jumbo shrimp?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

Fertile Eunuchs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

Funny Liberals

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (wtvvX)

290 Cavuto will be replaced by:
1. An honest newsman of the theoretical variety
2. Another prog propagandist
3. An anti-prog propagandist
4. AI
5. Indian-head test pattern

Taking all bets!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:02 PM (HnUIn)

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6. Former Speaker Mike Johnson

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (89fGM)

291 Peace on Earth. Good will to men.

CIA Whistleblower Says Mystery Drones Searching for Missing “Suitcase” Nuke

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It was right there on the passenger seat a minute ago!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (L/fGl)
***

Those dudes on the sidewalks will sell anything.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (W/lyH)

292 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HnUIn)

Clearly remembers the name of the website she sends her photos to so she can get clicks and money for her assets from men she doesn't know. Hoooooray capitalism! On the other hand it's much preferable to Only Fans and the woman who sleeps with 100 men a day and training to "sleep" with 1000

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (MQJVv)

293 Pit Bulls - just on their own - don't bother me. Now - some of those that really like to breed Pit Bulls and lead them around by chains and post videos of them leading them around by chains and such ?

When I was younger I had a German Shepard rescue dog that I walked on a good size chain. He would chase after any cat he saw and anything smaller would break. Sweet dog... wouldn't have hurt the cats... but he sure loved to chase them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

294 6. Former Speaker Mike Johnson
Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (89fGM)
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Ah, so number 2 it will be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

295 Hell, Washington State lost a bunch of coaches. Maybe Cavuto can try it?
Posted by: Diogenes
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Saw that mess yesterday. 22 players to the portal also. Wow.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (2bFN5)

296 Exhibit A for Neil Cavuto's numerous factual inaccuracies; here speaking about Hydroxychloroquine: "I cannot stress enough. This will KILL you!

Remember we need to ban any and all drugs that the government deems harmful while decriminalizing crack and fent

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (oZhjI)

297 >>Ever since, man has been on an ever-expanding path of technological innovation to see naked women's bums in the dark.
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The invention of infrared imaging was one of man's greatest leaps forward.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (WVQot)

298 285 Now we have a spending deal that Trump approves of but with no details.

He's attacking Chip Roy for wanting to know what is in it.

This is ending about how you would expect.
Posted by: Jay in PA
_____

Ah well. 43 days since election. It was good while it lasted.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

299 Hell, Washington State lost a bunch of coaches. Maybe Cavuto can try it?
Posted by: Diogenes
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Saw that mess yesterday. 22 players to the portal also. Wow.
Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (2bFN5)
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Sex? Grade-fixing? Payoffs? Steroids?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

300 238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

Gives me a visual of several anchors reading news simultaneously on rotating stages similar to the teacup ride at Disneyland......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

301 I wonder if younger generations are comfortable or blase' about people using ludicrous screen names in conversation and chats. "So, MrHugemongusDong, what are your thoughts on this Christmas show?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (RsS92)

A lot of the Founders had 'nom de plumes' for the newspapers.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (n7h9X)

302 I'm fairly sure Eyepatch McCain, or whomever on his PR team wrote that up, doesn't know what an "incel" is.

Almost nobody who uses the term as a non-ironic insult seem to not know exactly what it means any longer if they ever did. I have seen people use it against a married man with kids... clearly he's had sex at least a FEW times, right? Its like women who use "virgin" as an insult. Its an honorable, virtuous state, not insulting at all. Its like calling someone truthful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (RsS92)

303 300 238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

Gives me a visual of several anchors reading news simultaneously on rotating stages similar to the teacup ride at Disneyland......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

Do Littoral ships use rotating anchors?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

304 I don't believe they are looking for a nuke. If they were they would not confine the search to night time. They would cone up with some cover to be able to search night and DAY

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (KQk9m)

305 He's attacking Chip Roy for wanting to know what is in it. This is ending about how you would expect.
Posted by: Jay in PA

Legit.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (ciU4n)

306 "Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?"
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Didn't our current batch of intellectuals attempt to create "hospital" photos of the gay Pete and his "partner" having a kid?

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (TN0g+)

307 20 million and let's say 50 bucks book price. They need to sell 400,000 books just to make the advance back.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (Axt+y)

308 A lot of the Founders had 'nom de plumes' for the newspapers.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (n7h9X)
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Indeed.

Posted by: Pubicus at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (krQz2)

309 Saw that mess yesterday. 22 players to the portal also. Wow.
Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (2bFN5)

Till they start putting restrictions on portal, it's straight up free agency, every year. Broken

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (/6GbT)

310 Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)

311 300 238 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)

They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)

Gives me a visual of several anchors reading news simultaneously on rotating stages similar to the teacup ride at Disneyland......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

How I'd love to see that at around 33-1/3 rpm....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (wtvvX)

312 307 20 million and let's say 50 bucks book price. They need to sell 400,000 books just to make the advance back.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (Axt+y)

========

$30 max.

Plus the bookstores get a cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

313 A lot of the Founders had 'nom de plumes' for the newspapers.

Mine was Big Ben
Benjamin Franklin

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (KQk9m)

314 A lot of the Founders had 'nom de plumes' for the newspapers.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (n7h9X)

They probably were wittier than "HumongeusDong"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (MQJVv)

315 Jumbo shrimp?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fs1hN)

Military intelligence

Posted by: Oxy morons, perc morons at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (olf63)

316 A lot of the Founders had 'nom de plumes' for the newspapers.

True, but none of them sounded like a 12-year-old came up with the name. Its not so much using a pseudonym in a conversation, like calling your buddy their nickname. Its that the names are often so cringeworthy or would at least in days past been shameful to say out loud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (RsS92)

317 Alec Baldwin Says Some in Hollywood Cancelled Him After “Rust” Shooting

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You kill one worker bee and, right away, you're the bad guy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (L/fGl)

318 Can Dan Crenshaw only look halfway into the future?

Posted by: Wally at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Wn+aV)

319 Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Never fails to get a chuckle outta me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (HnUIn)

320 A deal deal.
Maybe he's a Republican.

Posted by: DaveA at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

321 Sex? Grade-fixing? Payoffs? Steroids?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

Doesn't the NCAA permit all that stuff now?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (ExV1e)

322 >>> This busty redhead only remembers the names of important people like her siblings, the mailman, random strangers she meets at the supermarket, panhandlers, etc. - so she can't recall ever having heard of Cavuto:
http://tiny.cc/1j32001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:12 PM (HnUIn)

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Well, since she's a ginger, I’m just here to see the reasons TJM "would not bang", and subsequent 2 out of 10 rating.

Posted by: Turn 2 at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (JfxgE)

323 A team of revolving anchors?

I'd prefer they all rotate.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2024 04:06 PM (wtvvX)
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If everyone's an anchor, then no one is.

Posted by: Syndrome at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (krQz2)

324 310 Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)

does he have electric boobs and mole hair too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

325 They probably were wittier than "HumongeusDong"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (MQJVv)

Indeed

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (/6GbT)

326 20 million and let's say 50 bucks book price. They need to sell 400,000 books just to make the advance back.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (Axt+y)

========

$30 max.

Plus the bookstores get a cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Darn it. Kill the CR, we gotta add some stuff!

Posted by: Eyepatch McCain's Staff at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

327 Ooh, touched a nerve there. He must feel guilty enough to react like that.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:03 PM (unUNN)

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Auditioning for the Secret Cervix Director's job.

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (89fGM)

328 Perhaps if you paid me thirty bucks to read Kamala's ghostwritten fiction... but it has to be thirty bucks per page.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (WVQot)

329 Those cave persons had the same prime directive.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (swI8R)

330 Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)
++++
Never fails to get a chuckle outta me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (HnUIn)
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Skuse me while I kiss this guy.

Posted by: Gay Jimi at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (krQz2)

331 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
SUCCESS in Washington!

Speaker Mike Johnson and the House have come to a very good Deal for the American People. The newly agreed to American Relief Act of 2024 will keep the Government open, fund our Great Farmers and others, and provide relief for those severely impacted by the devastating hurricanes.

A VERY important piece, VITAL to the America First Agenda, was added as well - The date of the very unnecessary Debt Ceiling will be pushed out two years, to January 30, 2027. Now we can Make America Great Again, very quickly, which is what the People gave us a mandate to accomplish.

All Republicans, and even the Democrats, should do what is best for our Country, and vote “YES” for this Bill, TONIGHT!
1.15k ReTruths; 4.01k Likes; Dec 19, 2024, 4:00 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (hovnC)

332 There's a bathroom on the right

Posted by: Credence Watercloset Revival at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (olf63)

333 322 Well, since she's a ginger, I’m just here to see the reasons TJM "would not bang", and subsequent 2 out of 10 rating.
Posted by: Turn 2 at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (JfxgE)

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I am not a clown here for your amusement. I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

334 Jesus already did reparations for everyone.

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (QcVoh)

335 Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (/6GbT)

Which Founding Father used that pseudonymn?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (MQJVv)

336 Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)

does he have electric boobs and mole hair too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

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Just like the one-winged dove ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (89fGM)

337 "Does gay couples having kids make you uncomfortable?"

I remember when Vlad banned gay adoptions after a number of high profile child rape cases that the FNM argued it was unfair to gay couples.

I guess that means the FNM believes at least some child rape is acceptable from gay couples?

And...as another way to think about it - at no point did the FNM argue that gay'doptions should be stopped until Western countries could figure out why they kept giving kids to pedophiles.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (oZhjI)

338 This bill will suck

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (/6GbT)

339 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

340 325 They probably were wittier than "HumongeusDong"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (MQJVv)

Indeed

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (/6GbT)

I'd like a new name

Posted by: Anass Rhammer at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

341 On the other hand it's much preferable to Only Fans and the woman who sleeps with 100 men a day and training to "sleep" with 1000
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:16 PM (MQJVv)

Claudius' wife Messalina reportedly did that sort of thing in 50 AD. Nothing new under the sun.

Its like Bester said in the Men Who Murdered Mohammed...you aren't harming me when you destroy yourself. Stripping on TikTok was supposed to shock me, then OnlyFans was supposed to shock me, now this?

It is a failure of our educational system to not know that every age has this sort of thing and waving it about like it is brand new just shows you are pretty dumb.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (n7h9X)

342 Alec Baldwin Says Some in Hollywood Cancelled Him After “Rust” Shooting
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Well, if anybody has to be cancelled, homicide definitely serves as a threshold.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

343 Can Dan Crenshaw only look halfway into the future?

Realistically - he can look only "one focal plane" into the future. So he can kinda "squint" and see some small detail more away. Or he can try to make that one eye get wide ... and see more shit ... but still not as far as you or I can.

As far as seeing shit unanticipated ? From the side ? He's fucked.

If we're looking for an Oracle ? I absolutely oppose the selection of Dan Crenshaw.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (ciU4n)

344 338 This bill will suck
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (/6GbT)

=======

The only question is will it suck more or less than what we were going to get?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

345 Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:19 PM (W2Pud)

does he have electric boobs and mole hair too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:21 PM (ynpvh)

---------------

Just like the one-winged dove ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (89fGM)

"Scuse me, while I kiss this guy."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (Ad8y9)

346 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

Gave the agents the week off, did they?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (n7h9X)

347 $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Someone has to say it at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (DobEs)

348 Till they start putting restrictions on portal, it's straight up free agency, every year. Broken

Such a stupid, predictable, intentional problem. I know, let's give more power to the organization that created it!

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (WWBBV)

349 Alec Baldwin Says Some in Hollywood Cancelled Him After “Rust” Shooting

Remember the odds of Alec Baldwin killing you onset are almost infinitely higher then any other actor...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)

350 They literally should have the news producer jump out into the halls and grab someone at random and drag them into the news studio to be anchor of the day.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:08 PM (n7h9X)
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"Can you read? You can? Great - you're today's anchor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

351 339 If they "foiled" it it's because they were like 3/4 of the plot.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (KQk9m)

352 332 There's a bathroom on the right

Posted by: Credence Watercloset Revival at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (olf63)

I won't leave your pizza burnin'.

Posted by: Rolling Stones, now with less Rolling at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

353 >>I am not a clown here for your amusement. I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
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Say that again but with jazz hands, and let's see.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (WVQot)

354 Kind of sad how far Crenshaw has fallen.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (lXCUP)

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When he first came on the political scene I thought wouldn't it be cool to have a president who looks like a pirate. By going straight for the money he ruined his chances. Very short-sighted of him.

Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (unUNN)

355 Just like a right-wing dove...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (HnUIn)

356 339 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

Probably did it themselves.

Posted by: Greetings fellow insurrectionist at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (olf63)

357 I am not a clown here for your amusement. I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

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Are you not entertained?

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (89fGM)

358 I remember when Vlad banned gay adoptions after a number of high profile child rape cases that the FNM argued it was unfair to gay couples.

And by total coincidence the left suddenly decided that Russia was the source of all evil in the world just at that exact moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (RsS92)

359 Well, since she's a ginger, I’m just here to see the reasons TJM "would not bang", and subsequent 2 out of 10 rating.
Posted by: Turn 2 at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (JfxgE)

I'm not generally one to cast aspersions but she looks like an STI donor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ExV1e)

360 I'm not generally one to cast aspersions but she looks like an STI donor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ExV1e)
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'tis the season for giving!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (HnUIn)

361 Who on earth is actually going to read Kamala's book except for the person writing it and any other editor, and Kamala so she'll know what to say if anybody asks her a question about it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (MQJVv)

362 318 Can Dan Crenshaw only look halfway into the future?
Posted by: Wally at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Wn+aV)

You guys always make me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (1gLn1)

363 Its really one of those things it is to the point that its better to just toss the old one and replace it, cheaper in most cases. Yes, that violently wounds my depression-era parents' teaching about using what you have and repairing what you need but... yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:09 PM (RsS92)

I bought it two weeks ago. The Hell I will toss it at this point.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (D7oie)

364 339 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

Did they plan it too?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

365 Cavuto self deporting!
Winning.......

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (wDJaI)

366 Grow up, you guys.

Posted by: Fart Knox at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (iziT8)

367 Can Dan Crenshaw only look halfway into the future?

This whole future vision thing isn't all it is cracked up to be you know...

Posted by: Kairos Fateweaver at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (oZhjI)

368 Details of the plot were revealed to an undercover agent.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (XTmTf)

369 Alec Baldwin Says Some in Hollywood Cancelled Him After “Rust” Shooting
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Well, if anybody has to be cancelled, homicide definitely serves as a threshold.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

Well his producer on the show is no longer answering his calls or SMS messages

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (n7h9X)

370 If you like cheese enchiladas.....

Gettin caught in the rain

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable, uneducated woman at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (W2Pud)

371 Just like a right-wing dove...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (HnUIn)

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Heh.

Good to see you around ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (89fGM)

372 All Republicans, and even the Democrats, should do what is best for our Country, and vote “YES” for this Bill, TONIGHT!
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How many pages? Does it have all the poison pills that were in there before? This information is missing from Trump's message.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (fs1hN)

373 anybody else notice Cornyn coming on strong against the bill that was pulled yesterday? His typical lurch out of left field to right for the next two years before his election

Posted by: DanMan at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (8uzBS)

374 It is a failure of our educational system to not know that every age has this sort of thing and waving it about like it is brand new just shows you are pretty dumb.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (n7h9X)
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I believe there's an old story out there about Mae West challenging a hooker to a sex off and winning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

375 Dan Crenshaw lacks depth perception.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (aD39U)

376 344 338 This bill will suck
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (/6GbT)

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The only question is will it suck more or less than what we were going to get?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

Seeing Trump's response, I think we are going to see it and go, really? Dude! C'mon man

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (/6GbT)

377 I'm not generally one to cast aspersions but she looks like an STI donor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (ExV1e)
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I'm more of a cake in the rain kinda guy. I don't go for ethnic food.

Posted by: Richard Harris at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (HnUIn)

378 303 300 238 A team of revolving anchors?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

Do Littoral ships use rotating anchors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

Literally.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (QGaXH)

379 And by total coincidence the left suddenly decided that Russia was the source of all evil in the world just at that exact moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (RsS92)

A lot of people have forgotten that very thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

380 I bought it two weeks ago. The Hell I will toss it at this point.

I hear that. Very frustrating, especially with what should be a relatively easy repair for an expert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (RsS92)

381 358 I remember when Vlad banned gay adoptions after a number of high profile child rape cases that the FNM argued it was unfair to gay couples.

And by total coincidence the left suddenly decided that Russia was the source of all evil in the world just at that exact moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (RsS92)

Just totally unfair to expose kids to a higher risk of rape and trafficking. They should take one for the LGBTQIAAWTFBBQ+-?! cause.

Posted by: Just not team players at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (olf63)

382 Abdullah do you ever get the feeling Muhammed is an FBI Agent?
Which Muhammed?

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (KQk9m)

383 Has the other shoe dropped on "Hitman" Luigi yet? I'm standing by original guess that he has an airtight alibi. The gun in his possession isn't the murder weapon. The real killer left the country weeks ago. And, Luigi very purposely went to a place like Altoona because their law enforcement isn't exactly sophisticated and placed himself out in the open while acting strangely to draw attention. And, he was panicked and pissed off because he didn't figure in that law enforcement is willing to ignore all of the above if it gets them a collar....especially NYC.

That media story is about to get loud.

Posted by: Orson at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (dIske)

384 Not a misheard lyrics (I know what the title of the song is) but when we were kids, we laughed about how Pilot's song "Magic" sounds like they're singing "Whoa oh oh, it's My Dick"

Posted by: Wally at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (Wn+aV)

385 Say what you want about Dan Crenshaw, but you'll never find him crosseyed.

Posted by: electronic means at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (WVQot)

386 376 Seeing Trump's response, I think we are going to see it and go, really? Dude! C'mon man
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (/6GbT)

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Yeah, still shitty but without a couple of the major pain points highlighted over the past few days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

387 Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (aD39U)

388 362 318 Can Dan Crenshaw only look halfway into the future?
Posted by: Wally at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Wn+aV)

You guys always make me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (1gLn1)

So for him the cup's always half...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

389 The first documented butt baby or product of scissoring will be historic

Not long ago the FNM made a big deal about the supposed first gay male pregnancy.

And yes it was a female to male tranny who didn't have surgery or (enough) testosterone to stop her from being fertile. So it was the first pregnancy by a woman pretending to be a guy since uh whenever the last time that happened was. Not much of a milestone I'm guessing.

Posted by: Kairos Fateweaver at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (oZhjI)

390 Kind of sad how far Crenshaw has fallen.
Posted by: NR Pax at December 19, 2024 04:05 PM (lXCUP)

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When he first came on the political scene I thought wouldn't it be cool to have a president who looks like a pirate. By going straight for the money he ruined his chances. Very short-sighted of him.
Posted by: Decaf at December 19, 2024 04:24 PM (unUNN)

So you are saying he is even more like a pirate than just a patch?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (n7h9X)

391 I'll never be your pizza person

Posted by: Rolling Stones at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

392 All Republicans, and even the Democrats, should do what is best for our Country, and vote “YES” for this Bill, TONIGHT!

Heh. They've learned. Congress.

It's a hard lesson - not jumping in to simply Pick a Side, but rather to identify Bad and Worse act as such.

Pretty sure its a Cold War Generations thing.

Posted by: Piss On Cavuto at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (ciU4n)

393 steevy, well done ! the perps name is abdullah!

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (XTmTf)

394 303 Do Littoral ships use rotating anchors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

PS: Hope you are feeling well and have a blessed and peaceful Christmas.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (QGaXH)

395 Josh Slocum: Kamala Harris: Booze, Drugs, or Dumb?

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Uhh, yes?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

396 393 I had like a 50/50 chance....

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (KQk9m)

397 382 Abdullah do you ever get the feeling Muhammed is an FBI Agent?
Which Muhammed?
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (KQk9m)

The blonde one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (y/ZMQ)

398 And yes it was a female to male tranny who didn't have surgery or (enough) testosterone to stop her from being fertile. So it was the first pregnancy by a woman pretending to be a guy since uh whenever the last time that happened was. Not much of a milestone I'm guessing.
Posted by: Kairos Fateweaver at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (oZhjI)

Think there was a Civil War case of a gal pretending to be male soldier getting pregnant.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (n7h9X)

399 Josh Slocum: Kamala Harris: Booze, Drugs, or Dumb?

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Uhh, yes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)
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LOL right.

These are not mutually exclusive...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (HnUIn)

400 All Republicans, and even the Democrats, should do what is best for our Country, and vote “YES” for this Bill, TONIGHT!

Posted by: andycanuck
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Tonight? How many pages is this one?

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (2bFN5)

401 Do Littoral ships use rotating anchors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

PS: Hope you are feeling well and have a blessed and peaceful Christmas.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (QGaXH)

They do until they break in half.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (n7h9X)

402 Not long ago the FNM made a big deal about the supposed first gay male pregnancy.

And yes it was a female to male tranny who didn't have surgery or (enough) testosterone to stop her from being fertile. So it was the first pregnancy by a woman pretending to be a guy since uh whenever the last time that happened was. Not much of a milestone I'm guessing.
Posted by: Kairos Fateweaver at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (oZhjI)

Baby was born with a beard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

403 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

Did they plan it too?

That is misinformation and hate speech sir!

We might have bought the supplies, suggested the target, gave up the security on the site, and helped the accused build his bomb but to declare we planned it? Crazy talk!

Posted by: The FBI at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (oZhjI)

404 I littorally had a shell collection.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (krQz2)

405 Say what you want about Dan Crenshaw, but you'll never find him crosseyed.
Posted by: electronic means
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LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (2bFN5)

406 :: groan ::

Littoral puns are right up there wish fish puns. There's even overlap in the Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

407 394 303 Do Littoral ships use rotating anchors?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

PS: Hope you are feeling well and have a blessed and peaceful Christmas.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (QGaXH)

I hope so too. Certainly hope no more hospital stays this year for me (and next year only to reconnect the old plumbing).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (ynpvh)

408 Think there was a Civil War case of a gal pretending to be male soldier getting pregnant.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:29 PM (n7h9X)
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I'm gonna go with homely with no chance of ever getting a man and realized joining an army full of sex starved men might make it happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

409 Supposedly the FBI has foiled a massive bombing attack planned for the Israeli Embassy in New York.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (XTmTf)

Did they plan it too?

That is misinformation and hate speech sir!

Posted by: The FBI at December 19, 2024 04:30 PM (oZhjI)
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I'm quick running out of conspiracy theories that haven't come true. I'll take this one.

Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (krQz2)

410 Nood. Speculation about the future of the bespectacled doofus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

411 Think there was a Civil War case of a gal pretending to be male soldier getting pregnant.
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There's also the legend of Pope Joan.

Posted by: Crusader at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

412 Eye don't see the point of these Crenshaw attacks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (hovnC)

413 Alec Baldwin Says Some in Hollywood Cancelled Him After “Rust” Shooting
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Well, if anybody has to be cancelled, homicide definitely serves as a threshold.
Posted by: Axeman at December 19, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

Well his producer on the show is no longer answering his calls or SMS messages

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:25 PM (n7h9X)
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If Baldwin gets another movie everyone should show up on set wearing a bullet proof vest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

414 Abdullah do you ever get the feeling Muhammed is an FBI Agent?
Which Muhammed?
Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2024 04:27 PM (KQk9m)

What are the chances !
"The suspect, Abdullah Azz al-Din Taha Muhammad Hassan, was arrested after identifying the intended target and sharing detailed instructions on how to manufacture and use an explosive device with an undercover FBI agent."

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (QTCRF)

415 So the FBI arrested someone for attempting to do something?

Show me the perpwalk, and maybe I'll believe.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 19, 2024 04:32 PM (wBaIH)

416 Noodus johnsonia

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 19, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

417 new thread about my johnson

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 19, 2024 04:32 PM (CWTWj)

418 Speaker of the House: "The ayes have it."

Crenshaw: "HEY!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2024 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

419 That eyepatch certainly is eye catching, isn't it.

Where would his political career be without it?

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (i0F8b)

420 believe there's an old story out there about Mae West challenging a hooker to a sex off and winning.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 19, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

Messalina did, you could see it on the highbrow Masterpiece Theatre in the 70s.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (n7h9X)

421 406 :: groan ::

Littoral puns are right up there wish fish puns. There's even overlap in the Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)

A Venn Diaphragm sounds like what Kumala would use for birth control...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

422 320 A deal deal.
Maybe he's a Republican.
Posted by: DaveA at December 19, 2024 04:20 PM (FhXTo)

Crapgame has joined the chat.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (QGaXH)

423 How did they get this new bill so fast?

Posted by: Grammie's phone at December 19, 2024 04:34 PM (SfhV1)

424 If Baldwin gets another movie everyone should show up on set wearing a bullet proof vest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 19, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

Be especially funny if its some domestic drama or romance show.

Baldwin turns too quickly, the entire crew hits the floor and gets behind something solid.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:34 PM (n7h9X)

425 Messalina did, you could see it on the highbrow Masterpiece Theatre in the 70s.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (n7h9X)
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I seem to recall the gal who portrayed Messalina was not lacking in the chest department and the camera made sure to let us know.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 19, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

426 I'd like to point out that the Israeli embassy attack was NOT planned by Irish.
See? We don't hate those filthy moneygrubbers.

Posted by: President Michael Higgins at December 19, 2024 04:35 PM (Wn+aV)

427 I'll never be your pizza person
Posted by: Rolling Stones at December 19, 2024 04:28 PM (W2Pud)

I'll never be your beastly virgin

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 19, 2024 04:37 PM (Ad8y9)

428 Dan Crenshaw has Deep State connections

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2024 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

429 Just like the one-winged dove ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Vivek for Speaker Of The House! at December 19, 2024 04:

Omg

Posted by: ... at December 19, 2024 04:38 PM (QcVoh)

430 Messalina did, you could see it on the highbrow Masterpiece Theatre in the 70s.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:33 PM (n7h9X)
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I seem to recall the gal who portrayed Messalina was not lacking in the chest department and the camera made sure to let us know.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 19, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

She could scream like nobody's business, especiall when she was about to be beheaded after divorcing her emperor husband and marrying someone else. Not the best plan.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2024 04:38 PM (n7h9X)

431 428 Dan Crenshaw has Deep State connections
Posted by: Skip
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He's a Deep State drone.

Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at December 19, 2024 04:42 PM (PMg+h)

432 off sock

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at December 19, 2024 04:43 PM (W2Pud)

433 Speaking of Cavuto, I propose that anyone presuming to give health advice should be able to do one pushup.

Posted by: Zek at December 19, 2024 05:25 PM (5FPX4)

434 Fathead is gone! Bwhahaha! Haven’t watched his useless show in years! Good riddance!!!

Posted by: Unkaren at December 19, 2024 05:40 PM (Ah6GP)

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