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The Many Lies of Madison Cornbread

Madison Cornbread, aka "Cassidy Hutchinson," is a much more sinister operator that I'd thought she was.

I had thought she was just a silly, stupid social climber seeking to marry up who got scared into making up stories to avoid prosecution herself.

She is allegedly much worse than that:


Ben Williamson
@_WilliamsonBen

I haven't spoken much about the below incident publicly due to ongoing investigations -- but given the good work of today's House Admin report on the J6 Committee and its revelations on possible "witness tampering," I'd like to share a relevant episode involving another fabrication from the Committee, Liz Cheney, and my former colleague Cassidy Hutchinson.

Almost three years ago, in early 2022, I got a phone call from Cassidy telling me her closed-door deposition with the J6 Committee (under subpoena) was approaching. Cassidy claimed to be worried that our old Trump WH colleagues, including our boss Mark Meadows, might think she was "disloyal" for following a subpoena and showing up to the deposition.

I cut her off mid-convo and responded: "No one will think you're disloyal just for following a subpoena. And Mark would never, ever ask you to do anything other than the right thing and tell the truth. He wouldn't think you're disloyal." She agreed, and the convo ended perfectly fine.

Months later, Cassidy appeared out of nowhere at her now infamous public J6 hearing, making completely outlandish claims untethered from reality -- many of which were rightly disputed or shot down within minutes. But you may also recall that after Cassidy's appearance, Liz Cheney put up a bizarre anonymous message on a big screen, allegedly received by Cassidy before her (aforementioned) private deposition. Cheney claimed it was evidence of "witness intimidation."

The anonymous message Cheney displayed read, partly: "He (Meadows) told me you have your deposition tomorrow. He knows you're loyal, and you're going to do the right thing when you go in for your deposition."

Via public news reports, I later learned this was in reference to me. It was a completely twisted, utterly nonsense re-telling of the phone convo where Cassidy had fretted to me about "loyalty." She (and the Committee) embellished parts of the exchange, made up others, and spun it into a lie that appeared like witness intimidation.

The J6 Committee presented this account as factual -- when it wasn't -- and then leaked my name to reporters to create the narrative that I was guilty.

In the weeks and months that followed, I faced accusations of criminal exposure over it -- all over nonsense. Members like Dan Goldman publicly accused me of "witness tampering." The FBI called me in for hours of questioning. Meanwhile, the J6 Committee never once followed up with me or my attorneys to ask me about this interaction before uncritically airing the dishonest version. It was all based on fabrications, yet the J6 Committee never even bothered to get the other side. It's one of many reasons why none of their claims about President Trump, or frankly anyone else, should ever be believed.

This is just one story in a long list, and relatively, I ended up one of the lucky ones. But I'm glad to see the report today take the J6 Committee and their 'star witness' to task. They spread an untold amount of falsehoods about my friends, colleagues, and bosses, and forced many good people to defend themselves in ways they should've never had to. I will never forget it.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator

Cassidy Hutchinson in her book also accused Meadows of setting up a clandestine meeting in Georgetown to leak sensitive info to my wife.

That absolutely never happened. She doesn't tell the truth. It's that simple.

Liz Cheney must be prosecuted, and her Witch's Apprentice Madison Cornbread must be prosecuted for perjury as well.

Criminal Senator Chris Murray is worried that justice is coming, and Mark Hemingway tells him Democrats brought it on themselves:

I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though. Unfortunately.

Posted by: Ace at 12:18 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

2 Second!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

3 Mmmmmmmm corn bread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (2UnvF)

4 Rounds third...

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

5 Just found out my fleet of drones is missing!

For my Freak Offs I liked to film overhead angles from hovering drones of celebrities fucking people in the ass.

If anyone seen any unusual drone activity lately, please contact my lawyers.

Posted by: P Diddy at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (iv1nu)

6 Tagged out at third!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

7
I'm sure Liz and the rest of the J6 committee passed the hat to help Madison out with her bills.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 12:20 PM (+oR7L)

8 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 12:20 PM (AYz4A)

9
ow-ow-ow-OW-OW!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 18, 2024 12:21 PM (c0tJM)

10 Cheney suborned perjury. I think she can be prosecuted for that just like any corrupt prosecutor can be. (see Mike Nifong, Duke Rape case)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 12:21 PM (wyMQY)

11 Butter her up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM (aD39U)

12 Mis Piggy flop sweating, binge eating and waiting nervously for her pardon.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM (KQk9m)

13 Hi Ace
How are you?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

14 That absolutely never happened. She doesn't tell the truth. It's that simple.

=====

Yeah, but does she put out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

15 Is "Madison Cornbread" (specifically the "Cornbread" part, since I assume the "Madison" is a reference to "Ashley Madison") a specific reference to anything, Ace? I missed out on the explanation for why you call her that.

Posted by: XTC at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (UnA8+)

16 Didn't Gaetz pork her. (Cornbread, that is, not Miss Piggy. Matt wouldn't do that.)

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (1bNHn)

17 burn the witch

Posted by: doug at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Hy+R4)

18 Girl, you should just say Trump raped you.

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (paSBy)

19
So, flip Madison Cornbread? Won't that cause it to collapse?

Posted by: Auspex at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (j4U/Z)

20 Nood issued, to preclude whiners, grifters, and other nogoodniks from sullying this Thread with complaints about the parentage of non-nooders.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2024 12:23 PM (a3Q+t)

21 I expect them both to get pardons.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (1bNHn)

22 She's still easy on the eyes, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (xCA6C)

23 Retweeted reply to Ben Williamson:

Mark Hemingway @Heminator 1h
Cassidy Hutchinson in her book also accused Meadows of setting up a clandestine meeting in Georgetown to leak sensitive info to my wife.

That absolutely never happened. She doesn't tell the truth. It's that simple.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (hovnC)

24 22 She's still easy on the eyes, though.


Madison, not Liz.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (xCA6C)

25 So, was Hutchison a deep stater all along, or do the dems have the goods on her?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (W/lyH)

26 I think anyone willing to tell boldface lies on national TV (or otherwise) in service of obvious witch hunts can be assumed to be among the lowest of scum.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (yHYaX)

27 Yeah, but does she put out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher

No. I really made a run at her. No dice.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (+oR7L)

28 Mis Piggy flop sweating, binge eating and waiting nervously for her pardon.
Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM (KQk9m)

Preparing for her luau, you mean?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (VNX3d)

29 Her cornbread ain't done in the middle.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (kue6G)

30 The Many Lies of Madison Cornbread

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That could be a Clint Eastwood sequel to The Bridges of Madison County.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (qpYka)

31 So, was Hutchison a deep stater all along, or do the dems have the goods on her?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (W/lyH)

Yes

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (yHYaX)

32 25 So, was Hutchison a deep stater all along, or do the dems have the goods on her?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2024 12:24 PM (W/lyH)

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I suspect she was loyal to Trump early but weak-willed.

Any amount of pressure from Cheney would turn her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

33 Is Madison Cornbread the one with two front doors?

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Oy/m2)

34 Liz Cheney deserves retribution of some sort.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 18, 2024 12:25 PM (muwun)

35 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.

Posted by: Hillary, wattles a'flappin at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Ybyk2)

36 So, flip Madison Cornbread? Won't that cause it to collapse?
Posted by: Auspex

Ask Hank Johnson.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (kue6G)

37 So, was Hutchison a deep stater all along, or do the dems have the goods on her?

I usually default the assumption that these people stumble into a situation they think they can exploit. They usually lack the wits and discipline to run a long con.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

38
Is there a dead-pool lottery on pardon winners?

'Cause I don't think Liz is gonna get one.

Posted by: Auspex at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)

39 >>>Hi Ace
How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

I don't mean to brag but I got 8 hours 20 minutes of sleep last night!

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

40 I think she thought there was a chance to become famous. Maybe launch an acting or "influencer" career.

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (KQk9m)

41 Ben's other two tweets:

Ben Williamson @_WilliamsonBen 15h
By the way, he will be mad I said this, but I cannot thank my man @MHowellTweets enough for having my back when all this went down. Again there were many people who had it much worse than me, but finding legal backing was tough during this era. Mike did not even hesitate when asked. He is a 1 of 1 friend and lawyer.

Ben Williamson @_WilliamsonBen 13h
One more shoutout (who will also be annoyed I mentioned it) but Mike Davis @mrddmia was one of my first calls for advice after this happened and could not have been more gracious with his time. He went out of his way to talk shop, lay out options and give counsel while refusing to let me pay him. Mike is another 1 of 1 attorney and foxhole guy. Must be a Mike thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (hovnC)

42 16 (Cornbread, that is, not Miss Piggy. Matt wouldn't do that.)

(Shudders)

Not even if I taped a popsicle stick to my dick.

Posted by: Matt Gaetz at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (jbnUc)

43 The whole drone thing is so f**king stupid.

It gets more annoying by the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (EQlDs)

44 Madison "Fredo" Cornbread sure showed them how smart she is.

Posted by: President Michael Higgins at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (zCanN)

45 21 I expect them both to get pardons.
Posted by: Eeyore
========
Not necessarily. Dems are users and loyal only to their own and Cheney should have realized that. Now she is being hung out to dry and Madison/Alyssa are too.

Don't think the Dems give one thin damn about any of those GOPe types.

No reason for the FJB junta to waste pardons on the GOPe types when there are a lot of Dem grifters, embezzlers, and criminals to release.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (ctrM5)

46 Cornbread and beans is good.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (L/fGl)

47 Cornbread has to have just a touch of sugar to be palatable. Otherwise, it is Pig Food.

Madison Cornbread is is a nasty liar even covered in maple syrup.

Posted by: Jail the Jan 6 Committee at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (G5+As)

48 I think Ace just wants to date Madison.

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (R0g06)

49 Butter her up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2024 12:22 PM


Newsletter?

Posted by: zombie Marlon Brando at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (a3Q+t)

50 39 I don't mean to brag but I got 8 hours 20 minutes of sleep last night!
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

======

Trump would be good for at least 3 days after that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

51 Afternoon Ace. Haven't seen Maddy Cornbread lately. The Dems and the propaganda ministries are treating her like she never existed. She should be worried, because if there is some indication that she is flipping the Dems might ask her to take a helicopter ride

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (DopAq)

52 44 Madison "Fredo" Cornbread sure showed them how smart she is.
Posted by: President Michael Higgins
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Not much different than a lot of people that think they can lie and make up shit with impunity like journalists. That is true most of the time but occasionally, they get whacked up the side of the head for hubris by nemesis.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (ctrM5)

53 Madison Cornbread is is a nasty liar even covered in maple syrup.
Posted by: Jail the Jan 6 Committee at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (G5+As)

Top it off with feathers, and run her out of a rustic rail, though, and it's a good start.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (VNX3d)

54 Can we prosecute Dick for war crimes too? Make it a bipartisan Cheney criminal thing.

Posted by: Its Go Time Donald at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (L6sxK)

55 I think she thought there was a chance to become famous. Maybe launch an acting or "influencer" career.

Here's a short palate cleanser from Ozzie Man, about influencers, and how annoying they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw14a7sShtY

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

56 Blasey was another vile evil piece of work. And I'd say looking back very likely employed by "intelligence" services.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (yHYaX)

57 >>>She's still easy on the eyes, though.

she's getting fuglier by the second

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (KRtlO)

58 ace at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (KRtlO)

Did you take a sleeping pill or what?

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Oy/m2)

59 45 Not necessarily. Dems are users and loyal only to their own and Cheney should have realized that. Now she is being hung out to dry and Madison/Alyssa are too.

Don't think the Dems give one thin damn about any of those GOPe types.

No reason for the FJB junta to waste pardons on the GOPe types when there are a lot of Dem grifters, embezzlers, and criminals to release.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (ctrM5)

======

1. I don't think Biden's signing anything. I think it's an autopen, wildly unconstitutional, and deeply corrupt.

2. Cheney is uniparty. Biden's loyalties don't matter (see #1), and the only loyalties that do matter are those using the autopen. They're probably uniparty. Cheney getting a pardon is very possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

60 Posted by: Hillary, wattles a'flappin at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM

You have no idea.

Seriously, you don't.

Posted by: Huma at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (a3Q+t)

61 I'd surprised if Trump gets the chance to prosecute her. All of these scams and all of these people lead back to one source, the Biden administration and the nefarious assholes in the deep state. Any prosecution of the lower level scumbags will lead back to them and they can't have that.

Biden isn't close to being done with pardons.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (LkLld)

62 Well, I'll always have OnlyFans. And you'll pay. Oh, yes you will.

Posted by: Alyssa Farah Griffin at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (paSBy)

63 nemesis.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (ctrM5)

Do you know what nemesis means?

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (yHYaX)

64 Sleep is good. My problem is getting out of bed once awake.
Looks like I am going to get a new hip sometime in the near future. Kind of amazing how routine it all is.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (t/2Uw)

65 63 Do you know what nemesis means?
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (yHYaX)

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One of the most underrated Star Trek movies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

66 That is true most of the time but occasionally, they get whacked up the side of the head for hubris by nemesis.

Emesis is another way to go.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

67 Leftism is all lies

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (AYz4A)

68 40 I think she thought there was a chance to become famous. Maybe launch an acting or "influencer" career.
Posted by: steevy
=======
It cannot be said enough, DC is Hollywood for relatively ugly people which is why too many DC beltway types loved stupid shit like West Wing. It was glamorous Hollyweird people repackaging of what they believed themselves to be.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

69 "He knows you're loyal, and you're going to do the right thing when you go in for your deposition."

*********

Where's the 'or else'? Doesn't there need to be an 'or else'?

Or is this a wink, wink, nudge, nudge dog whistle 'or else'?

You know. Like a Jussie Smollet sandwich noose?

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (991eG)

70 I’m eager to cripple whatever the Chris Murphy definition of democracy is.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (jbnUc)

71 Do you know what nemesis means?

>>Arighteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld)

72 >>.Did you take a sleeping pill or what?

well yeah but I take one every night. (Trazadone)

Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:31 PM (KRtlO)

73 I don't mean to brag but I got 8 hours 20 minutes of sleep last night!
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (KRtlO

***

Without peeing? Luxury...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2024 12:31 PM (1FWWQ)

74 She's still easy on the eyes, though.

she's getting fuglier by the second


Spoken like a man that's logy from too much sleep.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:31 PM (xCA6C)

75
Now I want Taco Soup over fresh cornbread.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 12:32 PM (+oR7L)

76 "Is there a dead-pool lottery on pardon winners?

'Cause I don't think Liz is gonna get one."

Yeah, I agree with you. Its a move that perfectly illustrates the left's total lack of redeeming values--they'd completely use up what little credibility Liz might have been assumed to bring to the campaign and then hang her out to dry rather than rewarding her.

Liz deserves that treatment--lie with dogs, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 12:32 PM (TN0g+)

77 she's getting fuglier by the second

aren't we all, my friend?

Posted by: Father Time at December 18, 2024 12:32 PM (25k9m)

78
Liz Cheney's the kind of person who makes cornbread with creamed corn.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 12:32 PM (+oR7L)

79 Madison does have a decent rack.

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 12:33 PM (R0g06)

80 Do you know what nemesis means?
Posted by: ...
======
Yep. I do in both the classical Greek sense and the debased derivation of it today. I could have just used fate but the Greeks liked to link the two together as inevitable that hubris in someone will be met by their nemesis (either some natural occurrence or some physical manifestation of someone/something to humble the person with hubris.)

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:33 PM (ctrM5)

81 The J6 committee hearings were a modern-day People's Court show trial, with each member of the committee taking turns playing Roland Fiesler.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 18, 2024 12:33 PM (CwhoI)

82 I’m eager to cripple whatever the Chris Murphy definition of democracy is.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:30 PM (jbnUc)

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I think his definition is "MY PRECIOUS!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:33 PM (qpYka)

83 The whole drone thing is so f**king stupid.

It gets more annoying by the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

It all feels kind of irrelevant at the moment.Like everythign is on hold til Trump takes office. I know there are people trying to do everything they can to undermine what is about to happen but until he takes office, there is no resolution possible.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:34 PM (t/2Uw)

84
The Bridges of Madison County

Lloyd
Beau
Jeff

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 18, 2024 12:34 PM (63Dwl)

85 The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit 3h
‘The View’ Co-Host in Hot Water: Alyssa Farah Griffin Caught Coaching Federal Witness and Known Liar Cassidy Hutchinson – May Face Criminal Prosecution
thegatewaypundit.com/2024/12…

https://tinyurl.com/m7mzcysc
article link

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at December 18, 2024 12:34 PM (hovnC)

86 That is true most of the time but occasionally, they get whacked up the side of the head for hubris by nemesis.

Emesis is another way to go.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024


***
Maybe a nice dose of ipecac

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

87 Cheney should be sentenced to the combined sentences of all the J6 defendents. It's only just.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (4780s)

88 Did you have any interesting dreams, Ace?

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (R0g06)

89 "Syrian Girl", a commenter on X posting from the safety of Australia who combines slavish support of Assad with vicious anti-Semitism (and has a half-million followers), has a new theory why the Jooos keep kicking the asses of the Arabs:

The truth is the jews out number Levantines.

15 million Jews world wide is a lie, the number is closer to 120 million.

They've been claiming it's 15 millions for decades, and they project it will 15 million for decades to come. The population isn't growing or declining exponentially, it's linear, that is mathematically impossible.

Even if we were to add the number of Syrians, Lebanese and Palestinians together, jews still out number us.


It's not just the weather control machines, it's also the secret underground cities housing millions of Jews!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (uxCna)

90 Wow, if you do a search for Cassidy Hutchinson, one of the headlines that comes up, MSNBC, is, "Republicans go after Hutchinson for telling the truth."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1)

91 Trump is obsessed with clearing his name in connection with the January 6th insurrection. That is why he is asking House Republicans to investigate Liz Cheney. It wasn't his fault that a mob attacked our Capitol, it was the fault of Liz Cheney and the J6 Committee.

I guess we're all supposed to just conveniently ignore the video of him ordering his mob to head to the Capitol and fight like hell or you won’t have anything to fight for. Well, I have news for him…..what happened that day is seared into my brain.

He is doing exactly what Putin is telling him to do. It’s time we need to be kind of clear-eyed about who is calling the shots here.

The Russian GOP owns our Government. internet, tv, radio and Christianity. They will treat all who tried to hold him accountable as criminals, and some will possibly end up in jail, or worse, dead.

he remarked about how proud his dad would've been to see him in the history books. But after the Russia investigation, two impeachments, losing the 2020 election, J6, and his indictments, he's feverishly trying to re-write his history.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (LKDxf)

92 I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though. Unfortunately.
=
They did try to kill him twice (that we know of), so maybe he'll finally take the problem seriously.

Posted by: Methos at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Dnobf)

93 You can understand Cornbread's thought process - If DC thinks Michelle Obama is some standard of beauty, they would make Cornbread Queen of the Swamp.

Posted by: Wally at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (zCanN)

94 No one will be prosecuted. Not Madison, Miss Piggy or any members of the J6 Committee. Would I like to see something happen, such as lawfaring many of these perps, yes. Reality, nothing will happen.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (TN5A0)

95 79 Madison does have a decent rack.

indeed. it can hold much spice.

Posted by: third stage guild navigator at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (v3pYe)

96 Liz Cheney, Madison Cornbread and Alyssa Farah Griffin from The View need to be very worried.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (NpAcC)

97 66 That is true most of the time but occasionally, they get whacked up the side of the head for hubris by nemesis.

Emesis is another way to go.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Not sure there is a Greek Goddess of Vomiting. Dionysus would be the closest mebbe, but male and he would only care about those vomitting from excessive drink. Not those from malicious action.

But then again, I have not consulted Bullfinch's Mythology in a long while.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (ctrM5)

98 Wow, if you do a search for Cassidy Hutchinson, one of the headlines that comes up, MSNBC, is, "Republicans go after Hutchinson for telling the truth."

They (MSNBC) have learned nothing.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

99 Sounds like they didn't really want to elect Harris/Walz. They relish the idea of being the rabid opposition much more.

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)

100 I don't do bad getting enough sleep but often wish at a red light on way home I could put truck in park and take a nap right there.

Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (AYz4A)

101 There was a simple plan by Democrats and Republican turncoats like Cheney. It was to subvert our democratic republic. Every single action taken by these people in Congress, the Executive Branch, intelligence agencies and our justice system was focused on that objective.

I am unclear why people simply cannot see this was a grand and very organized conspiracy.

It’s also not going away. These people will not quit until they succeed , or are fully exposed and ultimately pay a price. They are afraid of that. It’s why they keep fostering the narrative that Trump is going to undermine democracy. Nonsense, and what they’ve labeled as “retribution” is simply real accountability and justice. Trump would be wise to change his tone, embrace the narrative and say, yes, anyone who has broken the law will not only be prosecuted and tried, but they will also be monkey stomped.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (QG3cQ)

102 Madison will enjoy her 30 pieces of silver, for awhile.

But now everyone knows what she is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (gPDe9)

103 Liz? Cassidy? Welcome to the party, gals. - Cindy Sheehan

Posted by: Democrat Party Used Props Dept. at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (kue6G)

104 Were Madison Cornbread and Haven Monahan in the same high school graduating class?

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (991eG)

105 Any updates on the tranny shooter?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (hIXll)

106


Think of how the media didn't look into any of this.

Isn't this at the level of Deep Throat, and making people famous with Pulitzers and awards and all that bullshit?

Yet it all got ignored, and a PR campaign was created to divert attention.

I think of that skeleton faced wench Raddatz telling Vance that venezuelan gangs taking over entire huge apartment buildings is no big deal and people shouldn't worry about it.

Someone told her to say that.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at December 18, 2024 12:38 PM (et1vG)

107 Madison Corn Pone sounds more fun.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 18, 2024 12:38 PM (3oMnW)

108 Her eyes are too close together and I suspect her elbows are pointy. Both non-starters.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 18, 2024 12:38 PM (wzAuc)

109 a very important and often ignored commandment:

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbors

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2024 12:38 PM (dCxaZ)

110 I see the DUmmies are sticking to their strengths, which are: assertion of facts which are not in evidence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 12:38 PM (tT6L1)

111 "Any updates on the tranny shooter?"

It appears to have been a garden variety crazy-ass shooter rather than a tranny crazy-ass shooter.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

112 >>> 89
==
It's not just the weather control machines, it's also the secret underground cities housing millions of Jews!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2024 12:35 PM (uxCna)

no no no

There's a bunch of 'crypto joos' like Bill Gates for example

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (KcwUg)

113 Any updates on the tranny shooter?

Look, it doesn't matter if the shooter was transgender or not, so stop asking.

Posted by: The Madison Police Chief! at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (uxCna)

114 Any updates on the tranny shooter?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

Nothing to see here; move along, citizen.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (+/8PC)

115 The bitch is sullying my name.

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (zCanN)

116 94 No one will be prosecuted. Not Madison, Miss Piggy or any members of the J6 Committee. Would I like to see something happen, such as lawfaring many of these perps, yes. Reality, nothing will happen.
Posted by: Ganowicz
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Not so sure about that, all of them are also on the hook for civil lawsuits by parties involved. Note Trump's suit against the Des Moines Register and its crooked pollster for deceptive practices under consumer laws.

Cheney and Griffin, in particular, have some personal wealth to be redistributed by civil suits.

Speech and debate clause protections has never reached protecting illegal witness tampering which Cheney apparently engaged in with Griffin and Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

117 Its a good thing UVA has given Liz a soft nest to retire to. Same with Mueller. Its nice that UVA is so kind to Yankees seeking to Reconstruct VA again.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (jFCkp)

118 I think for a lot of these people, their 15 minutes of fame are over and done with. Their usefulness to the Left's powers that be are over. i predict a new set of useful idiots to emerge as the Democrats try and figure out how to hurt us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (t/2Uw)

119 Do you know what nemesis means?
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (yHYaX)


Maybe. But I do know that it's much more fun to say if you pronounce it as nuh-MEE-siss

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (jgdZo)

120 I expect them both to get pardons.
Posted by: Eeyore
========
Not necessarily. Dems are users and loyal only to their own and Cheney should have realized that. Now she is being hung out to dry and Madison/Alyssa are too.

Don't think the Dems give one thin damn about any of those GOPe types.

No reason for the FJB junta to waste pardons on the GOPe types when there are a lot of Dem grifters, embezzlers, and criminals to release.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (ctrM5)

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I'll donate to the Biden 2028 campaign if "he" (makes you wonder who actually is?) issues a pardon to Mike Pence.

/Purely for the entertainment value ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (Xsobs)

121 It doesn't matter whether anyone is prosecuted when the trial would be held in DC. That is an automatic "not guilty, let's all go brag to our friends about it" ruling as we saw with Sussman.

And Republican pundits and politicians should stop talking about things like this before Trump takes office because it just makes it more likely Joe pardons whoever is being talked about.

The play is to change the venue rules in DC, and then start prosecuting people.

Posted by: Thatch at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (VO6VD)

122 "Her eyes are too close together and I suspect her elbows are pointy. Both non-starters."

She has really ugly knees!

Posted by: Stan Hanes at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (TN0g+)

123 I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though.

repectfully disagree

I believe he deeply feels the injustice done to the J6 political prisoners and to those such as Ben Williamson, Dan Scavino, his own children and wife...

yeah, somebody is going to be made the example of what not to do

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (dCxaZ)

124 secret underground cities housing millions of Jews

Just like them, the sneaky bastids, to deny the rest of us access to a decent bagel schmear and pastrami on rye. Just how they are.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (zdLoL)

125 The ones who have crippled and r@ped 'our precious Democracy,' are the Democrats.

Decimation and exile are in order.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (gPDe9)

126 Trump is already suing reporters and pollsters and it isn't even Christmas yet. During the campaign he threatened to prosecute anyone caught cheating in the elections and he stressed anyone.

I wouldn't be so confident Trump won't try and prosecute anyone who lied about J6 and persecuted him and well over a thousand of his supporters. He might get blocked by pardons but go read the chapter on revenge in Trump's book.

Short version, he's for it. Bigly.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (LkLld)

127 It appears to have been a garden variety crazy-ass shooter rather than a tranny crazy-ass shooter.
Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (TN0g+)

But likely crazy enough to believe trannies are not crazy, so tranny-adjacent, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (8zz6B)

128 "Any updates on the tranny shooter?"

It appears to have been a garden variety crazy-ass shooter rather than a tranny crazy-ass shooter.
Posted by: Crusader

-

This is a conspiracy theory because nothing has been released after the police chief saying "it's not important if they are a tranny." We know nothing. The manifesto from Germany is not confirmed. The story has disappeared.

That's why I asked if there were any updates.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (hIXll)

129 Madison Cornbread in "Caged Heat 3"?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

130 Syrian Girl thinks the Jews have bases in Antarctica, on the moon and in the center of the Hollow Earth

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (DopAq)

131 Trump tried t let bygones be bygones in 2017 and it got him a special prosecutor, 2 impeachments, thousands of his supporter's lives destroyed, another special prosecutor, his home raided and his family put in danger, numerous state and federal indictments, a mug shot, and two assassination attempts. Anyone thinking he'll go soft on the perpetrators is high.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

132 No reason for the FJB junta to waste pardons on the GOPe types when there are a lot of Dem grifters, embezzlers, and criminals to release.
---------------
Pardons are always sold not given. See the Big Guy for the details.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (jFCkp)

133 130 Syrian Girl thinks the Jews have bases in Antarctica, on the moon and in the center of the Hollow Earth
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (DopAq)

=======

Pellucidar has not been conquered...yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

134 105 Any updates on the tranny shooter?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie
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I read one person that was using the Times of India for reporting where domestic sources are purposefully avoiding giving details. Probably could go to X for some outside the MSM reporting with about the same or better level of accuracy as well.

In the end, doesn't matter if tranny or not, this killer hated men of all sorts which led it to act out on it.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (ctrM5)

135 so much depends
upon

a January 6th
narrative

glazed with new
scrutiny

beside the white
talking heads

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (dzZCL)

136 Projecting themselves right into guilt with these blanket pardons.

The left playbook is out of pages and they have nothing remaining except a violent coming to terms with reality

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (61TgR)

137 131 Trump tried t let bygones be bygones in 2017 and it got him a special prosecutor, 2 impeachments, thousands of his supporter's lives destroyed, another special prosecutor, his home raided and his family put in danger, numerous state and federal indictments, a mug shot, and two assassination attempts. Anyone thinking he'll go soft on the perpetrators is high.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

=======

Lord, I really do hope he's learned this lesson.

Because I learned this lesson in 2017.

And if I learned this lesson in 2017, he really needs to have learned it by now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

138 91
‘ He is doing exactly what Putin is telling him to do.’

Cope, you fucking faggots.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (jbnUc)

139 Victori spolia

Posted by: Marcus T at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (QG3cQ)

140 130 Syrian Girl thinks the Jews have bases in Antarctica, on the moon and in the center of the Hollow Earth.
----------------
Antarctica is peopled by Ancient Aliens living under the ice. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (jFCkp)

141 I hope that the examples made out of these people make others hesitate before trying this ever again.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (lXoJ5)

142 138 91
‘ He is doing exactly what Putin is telling him to do.’

Cope, you fucking faggots.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (jbnUc)

=======

Putin wants Trump to increase American energy production to lower global energy costs and lower Russia's GDP right when it needs more money, not less.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

143 the derailment of American "culture" (loosely stated), is direct result of abandonment of Judaeo-Christian values, or really, any religious system that promotes a Golden Rule type of approach.

And the young women are really the worst perpetrators. They have been so enabled and empowyrd by all the girlboss propaganda of their entire lives, they are their own moral authority and behave accordingly.

Because they have never been held accountable for their sins.

Yes, I used the "s" word...SINS against humanity

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (dCxaZ)

144 I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though.

repectfully disagree

Concur. He played nice with the GOPe (and Washington) his first term, and got burned and backstabbed in return. I think he's learned a lot since then, and doesn't give two shits about decorum and trying to stick to norms.

Angry, vengeful, nothing to lose Trump should be amazing. I hope he and his cabinet don't disappoint.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (LKDxf)

145 Pardons are always sold not given. See the Big Guy for the details.
Posted by: pudinhead
======
Eh, mebbe in some cases, but like the Devil himself, cooperating with the Dems is always going to end up with the Dems breaking their tools. Same for the idiots in European countries that cooperated with Adolf. They got sucked down into hell with him.

Not a game worth playing.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (ctrM5)

146 >>> 116 94 No one will be prosecuted. Not Madison, Miss Piggy or any members of the J6 Committee. Would I like to see something happen, such as lawfaring many of these perps, yes. Reality, nothing will happen.
Posted by: Ganowicz
=======
Not so sure about that, all of them are also on the hook for civil lawsuits by parties involved. Note Trump's suit against the Des Moines Register and its crooked pollster for deceptive practices under consumer laws.

Cheney and Griffin, in particular, have some personal wealth to be redistributed by civil suits.

Speech and debate clause protections has never reached protecting illegal witness tampering which Cheney apparently engaged in with Griffin and Madison Cornbread.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

I wonder how much "personal" wealth Anthony SCIENCE!!! Fauci has...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (KcwUg)

147 Lord, I really do hope he's learned this lesson.

Because I learned this lesson in 2017.

And if I learned this lesson in 2017, he really needs to have learned it by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)


So you're saying you got it?

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (jgdZo)

148 "Jews have bases in...the center of Hollow Earth."

No way they're circumcising me."

Posted by: King Kong at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (zCanN)

149 Looks like I am going to get a new hip sometime in the near future. Kind of amazing how routine it all is.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:29 PM (t/2Uw)

Best wishes for a successful outcome 🤞

Posted by: browndog sauntering about at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (TTAGa)

150 "He is doing exactly what Putin is telling him to do. It’s time we need to be kind of clear-eyed about who is calling the shots here."

You know what it's time we need to be kind of clear-eyed about around here?

The chronic Ace-disappointers. You know who you are, and most of us do, too.

And no, you're not going to be able to rewrite your history. It's called your AoSHQ Permanent Record for a reason.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

151 Atlantis and Mu have entered chat..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (gPDe9)

152 144 Concur. He played nice with the GOPe (and Washington) his first term, and got burned and backstabbed in return. I think he's learned a lot since then, and doesn't give two shits about decorum and trying to stick to norms.

Angry, vengeful, nothing to lose Trump should be amazing. I hope he and his cabinet don't disappoint.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (LKDxf)

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FARA violations against Mitch, or it's just showboating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

153 I want to know what drugs these shooters are on? It is not enough to read their crazy social media. We need to know if certain drugs are causing the behavioral changes. There is never nay interest in pursuing this especially with the trannies but it should also include other drugs routinely prescribed for mental health issues.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)

154 135 so much depends
upon

a January 6th
narrative

glazed with new
scrutiny

beside the white
talking heads

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (dzZCL)

+1

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (wtvvX)

155 147 So you're saying you got it?
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (jgdZo)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

156 137 131 Trump tried t let bygones be bygones in 2017 and it got him a special prosecutor, 2 impeachments, thousands of his supporter's lives destroyed, another special prosecutor, his home raided and his family put in danger, numerous state and federal indictments, a mug shot, and two assassination attempts. Anyone thinking he'll go soft on the perpetrators is high.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (2UnvF)

=======

Lord, I really do hope he's learned this lesson.

Because I learned this lesson in 2017.

And if I learned this lesson in 2017, he really needs to have learned it by now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There is no indication that Trump has not learned this lesson. The people that he nominated to Cabinet positions are not there to let bygones be bygones.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (svMI/)

157 150 And no, you're not going to be able to rewrite your history. It's called your AoSHQ Permanent Record for a reason.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (a3Q+t)

======

Said by someone who's never actually tried searching the archive of comments for anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

158 Its a good thing UVA has given Liz a soft nest to retire to. Same with Mueller.

I hadn't heard that, but am utterly unsurprised by it.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

159 I just want to thank Intercepted DU for the digests because I just want to retch when visiting the commie sites.

Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (j8qrA)

160
Everybody wants to play cornhole with Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: Frank Barone at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (+oR7L)

161 Most people who are 28 and not obese. And do t have tats or piecings all over their faces are attractive.Cassidy doesn't look all that different than she did when she did her lying to the J6 witch hunt.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (poeTg)

162 Liz Cheney has resorted to posting on BlueSky-

Liz Cheney
‪@lizcheney.bsky.social‬

See below for my statement in response to Chairman Loudermilk's "Interim Report":

https://tinyurl.com/mucdxfkb

Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

163 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who thinks nothing will ever happen at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (DobEs)

164 "He is doing exactly what Putin is telling him to do. It’s time we need to be kind of clear-eyed about who is calling the shots here."

-

Speaking of, I saw the Ukraine is discussing drafting 14 year old males now instead of discussing peace deals.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (hIXll)

165 Antarctica has those secret Nazi bases also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (gPDe9)

166 Projecting themselves right into guilt with these blanket pardons.

The left playbook is out of pages and they have nothing remaining except a violent coming to terms with reality
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at December 18, 2024 12:42 PM (61TgR)

So what happens if Biden's autopen issues a pardon for Nidal Hassan? Is there some pardon so egregious, so unwarranted, that its issue would invalidate the entire lot of them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (8zz6B)

167 Angry, vengeful, nothing to lose Trump should be amazing. I hope he and his cabinet don't disappoint.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (LKDxf)

Even in the run-up to his inauguration, he seems more focused. He's already acting like the President (which, technically, he IS), and letting people know he's not f*cking around this time. It feels different.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (k9OZB)

168 156 There is no indication that Trump has not learned this lesson. The people that he nominated to Cabinet positions are not there to let bygones be bygones.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (svMI/)

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It is a sign, for sure.

It is not prosecutions, though. Not yet. Of course, he's not in office, it's just that my cynicism is here *reaches very high*.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

169 >>>She's still easy on the eyes, though.

she's getting fuglier by the second
Posted by: ace at December 18, 2024 12:28 PM (KRtlO)


She went from a Zaxby's 7 to a Denny's 5.

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (jgdZo)

170 Syrian Girl thinks the Jews have bases...in the center of the Hollow Earth
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Mohel Men?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (w9Wax)

171 But now everyone knows what she is.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (gPDe9)

A slutty ho.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (2NXcZ)

172 Prayers up, Sharon.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (tT6L1)

173 Comparing Trump's first term when he was being investigated as a Russia agent before he was even sworn in to know is silly. He spent most of his time fighting off Republicans as much as Democrats just to stay in office.

The world is a completely different place now.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (LkLld)

174 yeah, for the campaign it was useful to say "My success will be my revenge" (I guess he said that?). But Trump has brought in a team of pretty heavy hitters ... they need to go after all the lawfare bullies.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

175 I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though. Unfortunately.

As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time. No Democrat, or Democrat-adjacent Trump basher, is going to be convicted in DC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

176 151 Atlantis and Mu have entered chat..

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (gPDe9)


Way down below the ocean
Where I wanna be, she may be

Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (dCxaZ)

177 charter flight to GITMO with many for some indefinite stays. small percentage of the time the Jan6th persons have been held.

Posted by: gov't is here to help at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (wglzf)

178 Any updates on the tranny shooter?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 12:37 PM (hIXll)

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You're gonna have to be a LOT MOAR specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (gvwL3)

179 "the derailment of American "culture" (loosely stated), is direct result of abandonment of Judaeo-Christian values, or really, any religious system that promotes a Golden Rule type of approach.

And the young women are really the worst perpetrators. They have been so enabled and empowyrd by all the girlboss propaganda of their entire lives, they are their own moral authority and behave accordingly.

Because they have never been held accountable for their sins.

Yes, I used the "s" word...SINS against humanity"

-----

I've said before I believe fully one-third of all American women would vote to repeal the entire Bill of Rights *IF* the proposed change also federally codified the forever unfettered right to abortion up to and including birth.

Posted by: Stan Hanes at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (TN0g+)

180 65 Antarctica has those secret Nazi bases also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (gPDe9)

Southern Hemisphere Nazis are the WORST!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (wtvvX)

181 >>> 130 Syrian Girl thinks the Jews have bases in Antarctica, on the moon and in the center of the Hollow Earth
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:41 PM (DopAq)

>>> 140
----------------
Antarctica is peopled by Ancient Aliens living under the ice. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 12:43 PM (jFCkp)

No, silly, the aliens are in the center of the Earth. The bases in Antarctica and on the Moon are full of Nazis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (KcwUg)

182 155

Doof really nailed this in the last thread

Posted by: Kratwurst at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (0v8AM)

183 Antarctica has those secret Nazi bases also.

They're all Jews as well!

Posted by: Syrian Girl, In Need Of An Intervention! at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (uxCna)

184 Hymietowns!!!

Posted by: jesse jackson at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM (hovnC)

185 As of 2021 over half of all young adults age 20-25 were obese.

I doubt they slimmed down between 25 to 30.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 12:48 PM (hIXll)

186 9
ow-ow-ow-OW-OW!!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi
.......

German goofballs not working? That's too bad.

Posted by: wth at December 18, 2024 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

187 162 Liz Cheney has resorted to posting on BlueSky-

Liz Cheney
‪@lizcheney.bsky.social‬

See below for my statement in response to Chairman Loudermilk's "Interim Report":

https://tinyurl.com/mucdxfkb
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

I saw my first Bluesky account linked to an academic researcher yesterday. I had to refrain from asking him about all the "allegations" of pedo stuff on that platform.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 18, 2024 12:48 PM (uGhsv)

188 175 I don't expect Trump to actually prosecute anyone, though. Unfortunately.

As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time. No Democrat, or Democrat-adjacent Trump basher, is going to be convicted in DC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

Because no Dem is going to get convicted in DC doesn't mean that this shouldn't take place. Already, Trump has a 55% approval rating with the public. This indicates that the people are tired of the gaslighting they received from the MSM over the last 8 years. Nobody may go to jail, but this is political plutonium for the Democrats. If we can extend the red wave in 2026 because of the negative publicity, it's worth the show trials.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:48 PM (svMI/)

189 Not sure there is a Greek Goddess of Vomiting. Dionysus would be the closest mebbe, but male and he would only care about those vomitting from excessive drink. Not those from malicious action.

But then again, I have not consulted Bullfinch's Mythology in a long while.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024


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A nice vomiting session sounds like the kind of thing Hera mighthave inflicted on some mortal woman whom Zeus flirted with. If, that is, Hera was feeling pleasant that day.

If she were mad? Well, we saw those results more than once. (See the story of Heracles, for instance.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

190 The play is to change the venue rules in DC, and then start prosecuting people.
Posted by: Thatch
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Hard to do because the Constitution specifies vicinage. That is the trial is to be held in whichever state (or territory/DC) and district jurisdiction where the alleged criminal acts occurred. If the communications were a key element of the crime and went through servers out of DC jurisdictions, you might make an argument (not necessarily successful) that is the jurisdiction in which the crime occurred.

Novel though and absent looking it up on Westlaw or Lexis, not sure any case authority exists for it.

That being said, a DC Dem jury may not give a shit about the fate of Cheney, Griffin, or Madison Cornbread as they were traitors to teh GOPe and not actually Dems.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (ctrM5)

191 Would pam bondi

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (+8HGJ)

192 101
‘ Trump would be wise to change his tone’

He really does. I can tell he is more interested in getting on with his agenda of prosperity, border control, etc.

But his whole agenda is in jeopardy if he lets the ‘Rats get away with the last four years.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jbnUc)

193 8 years of lawfare against him. I think Trump understands he can go on offense or he can spend the rest of his life on defense. And now his attorneys are paid for by the government

Posted by: Wally at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (zCanN)

194 Said by someone who's never actually tried searching the archive of comments for anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)


LOL! Last year, I spent the better part of a week searching for a comment from 2021. The day JJ's book arrived at my house, I told him I'd like to get him to sign it one day. He responded "To Doof - with love, JJ". I want to print that comment and tape it inside the cover.

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jgdZo)

195 @180 Jake and Elwood hate Southern Hemisphere Nazis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (DopAq)

196 188 Because no Dem is going to get convicted in DC doesn't mean that this shouldn't take place. Already, Trump has a 55% approval rating with the public. This indicates that the people are tired of the gaslighting they received from the MSM over the last 8 years. Nobody may go to jail, but this is political plutonium for the Democrats. If we can extend the red wave in 2026 because of the negative publicity, it's worth the show trials.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:48 PM (svMI/)

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I don't believe there is any requirement that USAs have to bring charges in DC courts.

Bring it in a federal court in Oklahoma.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

197 As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time. No Democrat, or Democrat-adjacent Trump basher, is going to be convicted in DC.

The Constitution:

Clause 3 Trials
The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.


Crimes committed in DC are "not committed within any State", so Congress can direct where those trials take place.

Posted by: Syrian Girl, In Need Of An Intervention! at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (uxCna)

198 So, was Hutchison a deep stater all along, or do the dems have the goods on her?
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I usually default the assumption that these people stumble into a situation they think they can exploit. They usually lack the wits and discipline to run a long con.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)


I assume that they got to DC and were allowed into the elite games. Want to do illegal drugs? Want to have sex with children? Want to kill someone? Surrender to your darkest impulses here in this room that we have wired for video/sound.

Once full motion video AI is perfected they won't even have to bother with the actual event... they'll just show the video to their target and begin issuing orders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (ExV1e)

199 I like the name Robert Gouveia gave to Cassidy Hutchinson, Clavicle Girl.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (4q/mG)

200 But his whole agenda is in jeopardy if he lets the ‘Rats get away with the last four years.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jbnUc)

Letting the enemy off to regroup is stupid stuff.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (2NXcZ)

201 I think Trump understands he can go on offense or he can spend the rest of his life on defense.

They can yelp about Lawfare but they did start this.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (lXoJ5)

202 Its a good thing UVA has given Liz a soft nest to retire to.

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Maybe they need to have an entity to root for Truffles. It's possible

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (1FWWQ)

203 So the Jewish weather machine is in Antarctica?

Posted by: I've always been curious about that at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (DobEs)

204 "I've said before I believe fully one-third of all American women would vote to repeal the entire Bill of Rights *IF* the proposed change also federally codified the forever unfettered right to abortion up to and including birth."

That was mine--forgot to remove a sock.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (TN0g+)

205 Crimes committed in DC are "not committed within any State", so Congress can direct where those trials take place.
Posted by: Syrian Girl, In Need Of An Intervention! at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (uxCna)

Oklahoma might work

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (2NXcZ)

206 I've said this before; the one thing that really sticks in Trump's craw is the J6 committee. They were primarily responsible for crafting the narratives about that day and floating a host of "punishments" for Trump, his loyal staffers and supporters.

Liz Cheney, in public, suggested making sure Trump was ineligible to run again. The various lawfare efforts were, in part, "findings" from that committee. People were put in prison because the people on that committee lied about events and hid actual facts and evidence.

If there's any justice those people, all of them, need to be held accountable. And by accountable I mean hanged until dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

207 As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time. No Democrat, or Democrat-adjacent Trump basher, is going to be convicted in DC.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

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Since it's a federal city, shouldn't it have federal judges & juries selected from across the entire country?

/Obviously, I don't know how any of this works ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (gvwL3)

208 A nice vomiting session sounds like the kind of thing Hera mighthave inflicted on some mortal woman whom Zeus flirted with. If, that is, Hera was feeling pleasant that day.

If she were mad? Well, we saw those results more than once. (See the story of Heracles, for instance.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Sometimes, I think we only have the PG versions of what the Greek mythos actually were at the time. But, capriciousness, vengeance, whimsy, and retribution were all qualities of Greek gods and goddesses. Sort of like how Greek justice in reality was as reported to us from contemporary sources at the time.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (ctrM5)

209 Not necessarily. Dems are users and loyal only to their own and Cheney should have realized that. Now she is being hung out to dry and Madison/Alyssa are too.

Don't think the Dems give one thin damn about any of those GOPe types.

No reason for the FJB junta to waste pardons on the GOPe types when there are a lot of Dem grifters, embezzlers, and criminals to release.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:27 PM (ctrM5)


Harris lost. These people FAILED in their mission. Fuck them. -- the Democrats

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (ExV1e)

210 I don't believe there is any requirement that USAs have to bring charges in DC courts.

Bring it in a federal court in Oklahoma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

This is a great idea. It would kill two birds with one stone to let the public know about the court shopping practices that the Dems engaged in over the years. You know that the MSM will have a fit over this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (svMI/)

211 Hard to do because the Constitution specifies vicinage. That is the trial is to be held in whichever state (or territory/DC) and district jurisdiction where the alleged criminal acts occurred.

Nope. I posted the relevant part of the Constitution above.

Congress could direct that these trials be conducted in the Texas Panhandle.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (uxCna)

212 Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:33 PM (ctrM5)

Oh sorry - it's a reference to one of my favorite movies.

"A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (yHYaX)

213 "As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time."

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No. The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Jay in PA at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (i7Q7S)

214 Thanks Brown Dog, Blake. Not going to happen til probably May and in the meantime, I'm good. But I appreciate the support. Why I love this place.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)

215 Atlantis and Mu have entered chat..
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024


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What time zones are they in?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

216 "Oklahoma might work"

Trump carried all 77 counties in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (TN0g+)

217 Hard to do because the Constitution specifies vicinage. That is the trial is to be held in whichever state (or territory/DC) and district jurisdiction where the alleged criminal acts occurred.

JOOC, how does that work for federal cases alleging voter intimidation and other civil rights violations? You can't very well have a trial with a jury of the people who committed or approved of the offense in the first place.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (xCA6C)

218 Oh, now NJ drones... gov says we know what they are, and nothing nefarious, or illegal, but we are still classifying what is going on so we are not going to tell you...

Trust us, and the checks in the mail...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 12:53 PM (QAkQ3)

219 Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:31 PM (LkLld)

Thank you.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:53 PM (yHYaX)

220 Knowing Nanzi can't drink alcohol cuz she's drugged up is wonderful.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 12:53 PM (jFCkp)

221 ace, it looks like Chris Murphy has maybe lost his mind; his X-feed is like a sewer. He and his wife have separated.

https://nitter.poast.org/chrismurphyct

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 12:53 PM (VnUSN)

222 Liz Cheney is Dick Cheney's daughter. Dick and W were pushing for Ukraine membership in NATO long before Biden was even VP. And Dick put Fauci in charge of bioweapons for the entire government in addition to his job at NIH.

Liz didn't just become NeverTrump because of her great loyalty to the Constitution or conservative principles and she didn't make millions while serving in Congress by accident.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (LkLld)

223 215 Atlantis and Mu have entered chat..
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024

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What time zones are they in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2024 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

Omega Mu?

Posted by: Booger at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (QAkQ3)

224 142
‘ lower Russia's GDP right when it needs more money, not less.’

If there’s one thing we know about Putin, it’s that he hates money.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (jbnUc)

225 Do you know what "Oklahoma" means?

A righteous infliction....

Just kidding it means "Red People". They seem to have taken it literally.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (yHYaX)

226 Southern Hemisphere Nazis are the WORST!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2024 12:47 PM


Much worse than Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (+QlJh)

227 192 101
‘ Trump would be wise to change his tone’

He really does. I can tell he is more interested in getting on with his agenda of prosperity, border control, etc.

But his whole agenda is in jeopardy if he lets the ‘Rats get away with the last four years.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jbnUc)

Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time. He's got his Cabinet there to take care of this for him. Pam Bondi had to defend Trump herself over some of these garbage charges. She doesn't need Trump to tell her whom to go after, for instance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (svMI/)

228 If there's any justice those people, all of them, need to be held accountable. And by accountable I mean hanged until dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

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The judges also would have accepted "hanged right before being lowered into a wood chipper."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (gvwL3)

229 >>> 197
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I don't believe there is any requirement that USAs have to bring charges in DC courts.

Bring it in a federal court in Oklahoma.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

>>> 198
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The Constitution:

Clause 3 Trials
The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed.

Crimes committed in DC are "not committed within any State", so Congress can direct where those trials take place.
Posted by: Syrian Girl, In Need Of An Intervention! at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (uxCna)

I suggest eastern Tennessee and/or western North Carolina.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (KcwUg)

230 Since it's a federal city, shouldn't it have federal judges & juries selected from across the entire country?

/Obviously, I don't know how any of this works ...
Posted by: ShainS

No, the jury will be selected (absent change of venue which the defendant controls) from the state and district from which the alleged crime occurs.

This is because the 6th Amendment was a result of the Brits hauling Americans accused of admiralty crimes (and some other crimes from memory) shipping them to Canada or even the UK for trial by juries from those places.

6th Amendment bans that practice fortunately. But depending on the case facts, vicinage becomes an issue where the 'crime' actually occurred when it was conducted through servers, etc. from the Internet.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (ctrM5)

231 Sometimes, I think we only have the PG versions of what the Greek mythos actually were at the time.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM


You know what I think about them Greeks.

Posted by: Rev. Al S. at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (a3Q+t)

232 FARA violations against Mitch, or it's just showboating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)


Nuremberg trials for Fauci and Birx followed by public executions.

Make it so terrifying that nobody even thinks of fucking around with any virus more deadly than the common cold.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (Q0kLU)

233 Mr.Whig,

IBM,Ford, and General Motors did good business with Adolf.

GM was responsible for a third of all repairs to German armored fighting vehicles in WW2.

Posted by: Happy Bumgardener at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (rRb/F)

234 >>Liz Cheney, in public, suggested making sure Trump was ineligible to run again. The various lawfare efforts were, in part, "findings" from that committee. People were put in prison because the people on that committee lied about events and hid actual facts and evidence.

And don't forget at least some of the prosecutors going after Trump colluded with the J6 Committee.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld)

235 @221 always thought Chris Murphy while on the Senate floor would scream something like "aliens are eating my shorts" and then run into the Potomac. He actually looks insane

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (DopAq)

236 46 Cornbread and beans is good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I prefer pineapple and beans. Love Hawaiian music!

Posted by: Pharty Artie at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (G5+As)

237 143
‘ They have been so enabled and empowyrd by all the girlboss propaganda of their entire lives’

They aren’t the first group of people poisoned by flattery. They won’t be the last.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (jbnUc)

238 A nice vomiting session sounds like the kind of thing Hera mighthave inflicted on some mortal woman whom Zeus flirted with. If, that is, Hera was feeling pleasant that day.

If she were mad? Well, we saw those results more than once. (See the story of Heracles, for instance.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM


The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear...that's coming quickly!

- Comicus

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (+QlJh)

239 So the Jewish weather machine is in Antarctica?
Posted by: I've always been curious about that at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (DobEs)

***

Shhhhhh

Posted by: Subterranean Arctic Jew at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (1FWWQ)

240 Yukon Cornelius > Cornbread Maxwell > Cornhole >>>>> Madison Cornbread

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (991eG)

241 @221 always thought Chris Murphy while on the Senate floor would scream something like "aliens are eating my shorts" and then run into the Potomac. He actually looks insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (DopAq)
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Jamie Raskin would have been my pick. But, that was back when he was sporting the stupid do rag.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (tT6L1)

242 LOL! Last year, I spent the better part of a week searching for a comment from 2021. The day JJ's book arrived at my house, I told him I'd like to get him to sign it one day. He responded "To Doof - with love, JJ". I want to print that comment and tape it inside the cover.
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jgdZo)

https://is.gd/Fn2Nrh

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (yHYaX)

243 >>> 232
==
Nuremberg trials for Fauci and Birx followed by public executions.

Make it so terrifying that nobody even thinks of fucking around with any virus more deadly than the common cold.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 12:55 PM (Q0kLU)

Fauci has a buddy whose name escapes me, who should be right there with him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (KcwUg)

244 235 @221 always thought Chris Murphy while on the Senate floor would scream something like "aliens are eating my shorts" and then run into the Potomac. He actually looks insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (DopAq)

CT had no problem reelecting Murphy to another six-year term. The R guy that ran against him this time was the same guy who lost against him the last time. He won the GOP primary against the endorsed candidate to get that chance again. The guy's a conservative, but he's now a two-time loser.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (svMI/)

245 Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time. He's got his Cabinet there to take care of this for him. Pam Bondi had to defend Trump herself over some of these garbage charges. She doesn't need Trump to tell her whom to go after, for instance.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 12:54 PM (svMI/)

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Making Delegation Great Again!

[h/t Ronaldus Magnus #40]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Cartels Have Killed More Americans Than All Other Terrorist Orgs Combined at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (gvwL3)

246 As much as it saddens me, and should shame every American, to admit this, the fact that prosecutions would take place in DC means prosecutions would be a waste of time. No Democrat, or Democrat-adjacent Trump basher, is going to be convicted in DC.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:46 PM
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Disband the DC circuit court (maybe also split up the 9th circuit). Give all of DC except Capitol and WH back to Maryland (MD is F'd anyway so no harm done). Put this in a 1500 page CR so no one will notice. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (Zwu9O)

247 You know, I've been involved directly and indirectly with a number of high profile scenarios in my life. I never once thought of writing a book about it.

Crusty Cornbread, on the other hand, is a low level cog of non-importance, and she writes a book about her...her...her what?....Experiences? I hope it was in the fiction section.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (dIske)

248 Chris Murphy looks a little like Eric Swalwell. But more patently sinister.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (VnUSN)

249 Sounds like they didn't really want to elect Harris/Walz. They relish the idea of being the rabid opposition much more.
Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)


They fantasize about being the resistance. Screaming and flailing their arms around but Trump (or Vance) overpowers them. His scent filling their nostrils as he forces them into their handmaid uniform to be his sexual plaything.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

250 The only way that Bluesky will become relevant is if people keep posting their posts on X. Otherwise no one would see them. They would just rant among people who think exactly like they do. They cannot change any hearts and minds that way. They will be back or they will disappear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

251 Screaming and flailing their arms around but Trump (or Vance) overpowers them. His scent filling their nostrils as he forces them into their handmaid uniform to be his sexual plaything.

Someone has been watching too many Hallmark movies.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (xCA6C)

252 >>> 247 You know, I've been involved directly and indirectly with a number of high profile scenarios in my life. I never once thought of writing a book about it.

Crusty Cornbread, on the other hand, is a low level cog of non-importance, and she writes a book about her...her...her what?....Experiences? I hope it was in the fiction section.
Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 12:58 PM (dIske)

How much of the publishing industry is nothing more than money laundering?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (KcwUg)

253 LOL! Last year, I spent the better part of a week searching for a comment from 2021. The day JJ's book arrived at my house, I told him I'd like to get him to sign it one day. He responded "To Doof - with love, JJ". I want to print that comment and tape it inside the cover.
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 12:49 PM (jgdZo)

https://is.gd/Fn2Nrh
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (yHYaX)


You found it in EIGHT minutes?!? Eight f*cking minutes??? You da man!

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (jgdZo)

254 So the Jewish weather machine is in Antarctica?
Posted by: I've always been curious about that at December 18, 2024 12:50 PM (DobEs)

I thought it was in Greenland, and that's why Trump wants it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (VNX3d)

255 Yukon Cornelius > Cornbread Maxwell > Cornhole >>>>> Madison Cornbread
Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM


He's not wrong. The man knew how to handle a bumble.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (+QlJh)

256 Fauci has a buddy whose name escapes me, who should be right there with him.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Francis Collins?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (poeTg)

257 They fantasize about being the resistance. Screaming and flailing their arms around but Trump (or Vance) overpowers them. His scent filling their nostrils as he forces them into their handmaid uniform to be his sexual plaything.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (ExV1e)

Basing an entire ideology around daddy issues (communism/socialism) may have been a poor idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HsOwE)

258 Democrat "resistance" will consist of "We're fighting the good fight. Please help us fight the evil which is President Trump. Send money."

The GOPe and the DNC probably use the same printers for their "give us money to fight" brochures.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

259 Has anyone seen the new Nicole flick that just came out? Babygirl, I think it's called?

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

260 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

Every single one of these leftard twats who announce they are "leaving twitter", keeps an alias on Twitter, guarantee it.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (yHYaX)

261 250 The only way that Bluesky will become relevant is if people keep posting their posts on X. Otherwise no one would see them. They would just rant among people who think exactly like they do. They cannot change any hearts and minds that way. They will be back or they will disappear.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

Network effects are a real thing. If you're first in the market, you get all the benefits of people being on your network - it's a self-sustaining service. If you're anything but first, you're competing for scraps. X has this market cornered.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (svMI/)

262 The only way that Bluesky will become relevant is if people keep posting their posts on X. Otherwise no one would see them. They would just rant among people who think exactly like they do.

But in order to make themselves stand out, and thus get attention, they'd start attacking the others for ever smaller and more nugatory deviations from the orthodoxy, as perceived by the accuser. It's what they do.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (xCA6C)

263 Flash Poll


Best cornbread?

1. Cornbread with butter and maple syrup
2. Cornbread crumbled into chili
3. Cornbread crumbled into buttermilk
4. Cornbread with beans and brisket

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (991eG)

264 Speaking of Yukon Cornelius, did anyone watch the extended cut Rudolph that was shown a couple of weeks ago?

Did it include the peppermint mine?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (hIXll)

265 >>> 260 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 12:59 PM (t/2Uw)

Every single one of these leftard twats who announce they are "leaving twitter", keeps an alias on Twitter, guarantee it.
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (yHYaX)

Nonsense!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (KcwUg)

266 5. All of the above

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (991eG)

267 Decimation and exile are in order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 18, 2024 12:40 PM (gPDe9)


Too lenient. What's the inverse of decimation?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

268 Mammaw's Fried Sweet Corn >infinity> all that other shit

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (HsOwE)

269 I thought it was in Greenland, and that's why Trump wants it.
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You watch, Trump will make a play for Oak Island and Greenland.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (jFCkp)

270 263 Flash Poll


Best cornbread?

1. Cornbread with butter and maple syrup
2. Cornbread crumbled into chili
3. Cornbread crumbled into buttermilk
4. Cornbread with beans and brisket
Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (991eG)

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I don't like cornbread. Too dry. Dolley loves it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

271 You found it in EIGHT minutes?!? Eight f*cking minutes??? You da man!
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (jgdZo)

I have a very particular set of skills.

And I hate to tell you - it wasn't eight minutes.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (yHYaX)

272 Best cornbread?

1. Cornbread with butter and maple syrup
2. Cornbread crumbled into chili
3. Cornbread crumbled into buttermilk
4. Cornbread with beans and brisket
Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (991eG)
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Cornbread Casserole. Everything else is fighting for second place.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

273 How much of the publishing industry is nothing more than money laundering?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM


I think it would be shorter to list which parts of it aren't money laundering.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (+QlJh)

274 Too lenient. What's the inverse of decimation?
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Ninetymation.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (jFCkp)

275 Why does she have to be tranny? Disassociative personality is crazy enough.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (4780s)

276 Crimes committed in DC are "not committed within any State", so Congress can direct where those trials take place.
Posted by: Syrian Girl
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Congress has already spoken regarding DC as it has its own court system and is a separate constitutional entity of itself. Might possibly work in territories for crimes committed after the change in law but we have US courts in all US territories as well.

So, you would have to create and pass a new Judiciary Act declaring and removing jurisdiction for cases from DC (which might be troublesome) but criminal trials might or might not be possible for acts committed before the change in law (ex post facto considerations).

Something like Stuart v. Laird (Congress abolished a new district in VA in the midst of a civil case) or where new judicial districts within a state were set up in the midst of current criminal cases. Interesting edge legal question there. Same as the alleged Zone of Death in Idaho around Yellowstone Park where apparently no federal or state court has jurisdiction. No residents live there so no jury in that area could be raised from residents of the state there.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

277 263 Flash Poll


Best cornbread?

1. Cornbread with butter and maple syrup
2. Cornbread crumbled into chili
3. Cornbread crumbled into buttermilk
4. Cornbread with beans and brisket
Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (991eG)

Jiffy Cornbread. It's what I grew up with, and it's still the best out there.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (svMI/)

278 Horde awareness request...
yesterday I watched a video of how the government, general public and a lot of foreign actors fund NGOs. It was about 10 minutes long and showed an example of I think was showing how the Tides Foundation received funding from Fidelity to donate to whatever liberal cause was getting the money.
I cannot find the link in my history, does anybody have any information about it?

Posted by: DanMan at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (8uzBS)

279 Cornbread Casserole. Everything else is fighting for second place.
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This is true.

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (jFCkp)

280 I have a very particular set of skills.

And I hate to tell you - it wasn't eight minutes.
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:02 PM (yHYaX)


You're really NSA Bob, aren't you?

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (jgdZo)

281 Cornbread with jalapeños.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (LkLld)

282 Now I've got "ALIENS ARE EATING MY SHORTS!" looping in my head.

I'm going to have to find a place to shout that today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Q0kLU)

283 It’s hilarious to watch the left start to panic over the idea that Trump might do some of the things they’ve been doing for the last 4 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (zQ3t+)

284 Liars think everyone else is a liar. Thieves think everyone steals. Its why criminal organizations are so dysfunctional, because everyone always thinks the other guy is lying and stealing from them. It's how police break down defendants - there is very low trust between thieves.

Easy solution - tell Madison Cornbread she will go to jail unless she flips on Liz. Wanna bet she sings like a canary? Liz then must claim a) her star witness is a liar, or b) also sing like a canary herself (Pelosi made me do it). It's winning all the way down.

There is no downside to any of this. Madison is emotionally and intellectually weak. They exploited her, do the same back to them.

In fact, I'll give you 90% odds she'll say she told the absolute truth, and Cheney twisted her words, and frightened her, and made her go along.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (nLFEI)

285
EM' CORNBREAD FOADDY-SEBEN!!1!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (c0tJM)

286 https://is.gd/Fn2Nrh
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 12:57 PM (yHYaX)

You found it in EIGHT minutes?!? Eight f*cking minutes??? You da man!
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM


For some, it is a Promethian task.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (a3Q+t)

287 Flash Poll
Best cornbread?

1. Cornbread with butter and maple syrup
2. Cornbread crumbled into chili
3. Cornbread crumbled into buttermilk
4. Cornbread with beans and brisket

Posted by: muldoon

beat me to it Muldoon. was going to say all of the above.
also good toasted at breakfast

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)

288 Maxine, good to see you again. You've been missed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (tT6L1)

289 Cornbread drowned in melted butter.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VnUSN)

290 "In fact, I'll give you 90% odds she'll say she told the absolute truth, and Cheney twisted her words, and frightened her, and made her go along."

And that is 100% witness tampering and highly illegal.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (nLFEI)

291 How much of the publishing industry is nothing more than money laundering?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 18, 2024 01:00 PM (KcwUg)
____________________________

Oh, right...good call. That's how they paid her off to regurgitate what they wanted her to say. That's a lynchpin issue that really does need to be addressed. Not sure how they would go about it though. The non-selling books where the author walks away with a nice little nest egg needs to be addressed where politicians and career political hacks are the benefactors.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (dIske)

292 282 Now I've got "ALIENS ARE EATING MY SHORTS!" looping in my head.

I'm going to have to find a place to shout that today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Q0kLU)

Report back!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VnUSN)

293 Cornbread with jalapeños.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (LkLld)


This. With a honey butter. Not too much honey.

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (jgdZo)

294 No, I don't expect him to prosecute anybody either. In a way, I sympathize with his magnanimity. In another way, it does not feel satisfactory to merely say "the best revenge is to do a great job and help America." Wouldn't some righteous justice also help America? I would single out the most egregious cases, such as General Milley's treason and Cheney's witness tampering, for prosecution.

Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (UseAb)

295 [iNot sure there is a Greek Goddess of Vomiting. Dionysus would be the closest mebbe, but male and he would only care about those vomitting from excessive drink. Not those from malicious action.

But then again, I have not consulted Bullfinch's Mythology in a long while.
Posted by: whig

I'm sure Bilious, the oh god of Hangovers, would welcome the company.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (hB7mE)

296 218 Oh, now NJ drones... gov says we know what they are, and nothing nefarious, or illegal, but we are still classifying what is going on so we are not going to tell you...

Trust us, and the checks in the mail...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2024 12:53 PM (QAkQ3)


Saying they are licensed, legally-operating vehicles does not leave out them being owned and operated by front companies run by China or any other nation. Or shady NGOs. Or terrorist groups. Or Soros.

Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (aBgBM)

297 You're really NSA Bob, aren't you?
Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (jgdZo)

He wishes.

Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (yHYaX)

298 Now I've got "ALIENS ARE EATING MY SHORTS!" looping in my head.

I'm going to have to find a place to shout that today.


Which led to "The negroes took our dates!" in my head. I probably won't shout that in public.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

299 289 Cornbread drowned in melted butter.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VnUSN)

To me, a good corn muffin is just as good as cornbread. Basically the same thing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (svMI/)

300 I'm somehow on a list for a PR firm. I never signed up for it. They send me emails about movie related news, usually asking me to interview actors in tiny little films no one has heard of.

Well, they sent me one announcing the 4K of Re-Animator with information on the bottom that I could write back and potentially get a free, review copy of that 4K.

Well, I finally responded to one of their emails. Let's see if I get the free thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

301 Now I've got "ALIENS ARE EATING MY SHORTS!" looping in my head.

I'm going to have to find a place to shout that today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Q0kLU)

Report back!
Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM


Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (a3Q+t)

302 The GOPe and the DNC probably use the same printers for their "give us money to fight" brochures.
Posted by: blake

Used to be a thing, dunno if true nowadays, that the Dems would only use unionized print shops that had the bug (union label) for any political printing jobs. Dunno about the GOP but knowing a lot of them, if they could save a nickel by having overseas printing done in China by underage slaves, they would.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (ctrM5)

303 Also, I wouldn't throw Cheney in jail. But I would utterly humiliate her and the other J6 crew. Just eviscerate their lies.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (nLFEI)

304 Cornbread drowned in melted butter.
Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VnUSN)

***

Should have learned to swim...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2024 01:07 PM (1FWWQ)

305 303 Also, I wouldn't throw Cheney in jail. But I would utterly humiliate her and the other J6 crew. Just eviscerate their lies.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (nLFEI)

A laughingstock is far more useful than a martyr?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 18, 2024 01:07 PM (y/ZMQ)

306 I'm sure Bilious, the oh god of Hangovers, would welcome the company.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM


A most cromulent reference.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (+QlJh)

307 Cornbread with jalapenos.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (4780s)

308 Also, I wouldn't throw Cheney in jail. But I would utterly humiliate her and the other J6 crew. Just eviscerate their lies.
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (nLFEI)
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I read "eviscerate" and went, right on...only to be disappointed.

Be better.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1)

309 Every single one of these leftard twats who announce they are "leaving twitter", keeps an alias on Twitter, guarantee it.
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2024 01:01 PM (yHYaX)

George Stephanopoulis deleted his entire account - including ALL of his past posts - this last weekend. Heh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (zQ3t+)

310 wouldn't throw Cheney in jail

Gas

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (e8Sk7)

311 Well, I finally responded to one of their emails. Let's see if I get the free thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Best buy up Blu Ray players, LG quit making them leaving only Panasonic now. The alternative now before drive failure is to invest bucks into a media server system so you can 'backup' your current blu rays.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (ctrM5)

312 197
‘ Crimes committed in DC are "not committed within any State", so Congress can direct where those trials take place.’

Ahhh. Sooo!
Thank you, Syrian girl!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (jbnUc)

313 George Stephanopoulis deleted his entire account - including ALL of his past posts - this last weekend. Heh.

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ABC might have done that for him--I'm not sure he had a choice in the matter.

Posted by: Crusader at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (TN0g+)

314 Has Sponge showed up here yet today?

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV)

315 PS4 or 5 plays blurays.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (HsOwE)

316 I'm sure Bilious, the oh god of Hangovers, would welcome the company.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Heh.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (ctrM5)

317 Another reason the CR can't pass as drafted: the "quash" provision on p. 239 seems tailored to protect the J6 Committee.

Posted by: Rowsdower & Batman have had it up to HERE with these damn juggalos & still think Ray Epps is a fed a at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (rM4Lj)

318 Liz Cheney must be prosecuted, and her Witch's Apprentice Madison Cornbread must be prosecuted for perjury as well.

She was a brilliant part of the sting, I believe.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (ws6WZ)

319 Let's not forget that many people are in jail, awaiting something, anything, and people are still getting arrested for the January 6th lies.

Pelosi, that dumb weak-hipped bitch needs to be prosecuted for her lies.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (jyAD3)

320
*Network effects are a real thing. If you're first in the market, you get all the benefits of people being on your network - it's a self-sustaining service. If you're anything but first, you're competing for scraps.*

So let's talk about Rumble...

Posted by: Dan Bongino at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (DobEs)

321 Vivek opines on the CR:

https://is.gd/N60vPv

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (xCA6C)

322 Not first with jalapenos.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (4780s)

323 seems like Cornbread's stuffing is showing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

324 311 Best buy up Blu Ray players, LG quit making them leaving only Panasonic now. The alternative now before drive failure is to invest bucks into a media server system so you can 'backup' your current blu rays.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:08 PM (ctrM5)

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Physical media is dying, for sure.

It's becoming Laserdisc again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

325
Sometimes, I think we only have the PG versions of what the Greek mythos actually were at the time.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 12:51 PM



McNulty: Man, back off the Greeks. They invented civilization.

Bunk: Yeah? Ass-fucking, too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (y9nCu)

326 Pelosi, that dumb weak-hipped bitch needs to be prosecuted for her lies.
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Let's giver her a skateboard for Christmas!

Posted by: pudinhead at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (jFCkp)

327 Another reason the CR can't pass as drafted: the "quash" provision on p. 239 seems tailored to protect the J6 Committee.

-

And a $70K raise that I would almost guarantee is an indicator of the actual inflation rate.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - You can only be a feminist in a 1st world patriarchy where men allow it at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (hIXll)

328 And I called DJT to say, ‘Yo, can I get an interview?’ And he told me to go f**k myself, but I still was able to connect with him.

Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

329 294 No, I don't expect him to prosecute anybody either. In a way, I sympathize with his magnanimity. In another way, it does not feel satisfactory to merely say "the best revenge is to do a great job and help America." Wouldn't some righteous justice also help America? I would single out the most egregious cases, such as General Milley's treason and Cheney's witness tampering, for prosecution.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (UseAb)
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The largest, most capacious gallows ever to be constructed in the world being built and used repeatedly on the West Front of the US Capitol building would also help America, but I sadly don't see that coming either.

Posted by: ballistic at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CJnWf)

330 Being run over by lunchtime comment rush.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (4780s)

331 PS4 or 5 plays blurays.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (HsOwE)

Or you could dub it to 35 mm film on acetate stock, and keep it in a controlled environment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (8zz6B)

332 303 I wouldn't throw Cheney in jail. But I would utterly humiliate her....
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (nLFEI)

Can she BE humiliated?

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (VnUSN)

333 if they could save a nickel by having overseas printing done in China by underage slaves, they would.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (ctrM5)

The GOP would get the printing done in China for $10/thousand, charge themselves $50/thousand for it, get a $5/thousand kickback from so and so's son in law from Shanghai who has a print shop and is a Hell Of A Great Guy, then pocket all of it and cry poverty.

I made up numbers. Whatever. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (y/ZMQ)

334 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh)


Glad to see you're out of stir.

Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

335 Bluesky is well on its way to becoming the DU of social media. There’s probably a limited market for that; but it will just exist as a niche player, and never grow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (zQ3t+)

336 313 George Stephanopoulis deleted his entire account - including ALL of his past posts - this last weekend. Heh.

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ABC might have done that for him--I'm not sure he had a choice in the matter.
Posted by: Crusader
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My guess is due diligence sweep by Disney/ABC legal counsel found lots of bad crap there that would have made Disney liable and destroy what is left of its tattered reputation. That is probably why Disney settled, to prevent discovery and probably Georgie committing perjury or confirming malice in his lawsuit deposition that was scheduled for December.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (ctrM5)

337 So now it's a cornbread thread.

Call us.

Posted by: Cracker Barrel at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (DobEs)

338 331 PS4 or 5 plays blurays.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (HsOwE)

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The PS5 doesn't do Dolby Vision, which is an unfortunate thing. Even the PS5 Pro doesn't do it.

I need to invest in a new 4K player at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

339 Scarborough at the bell with one of the lies of the year:

“Start your tape right now, because I’m about to tell you the truth. And f-you if you can’t handle the truth. This version of Biden intellectually, analytically, is the best Biden ever. Not a close second. And I’ve known him for years. The Brzezinskis have known him for 50 years. If it weren’t the truth, I wouldn’t say it.”
— Co-host Joe Scarborough on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, March 6 rejecting claims Biden was slipping mentally.


(Insty)

Posted by: Archimedes at December 18, 2024 01:12 PM (xCA6C)

340 I think the effing Jan 6th committee lies are very serious.

This shit has ruined lives.

Cheney MUST be prosecuted.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 18, 2024 01:12 PM (jyAD3)

341 Is Liz Cheney being held without bail yet?
If not, why not?


And in solitary confinement for just as long as the J6 people she helped frame.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at December 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Da7Vv)

342 I made up numbers. Whatever. You know what I mean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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I think you did well aside from not crapping on American firms unwilling to work for peanuts as lazy and entitled.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (ctrM5)

343 318 Liz Cheney must be prosecuted, and her Witch's Apprentice Madison Cornbread must be prosecuted for perjury as well.

She was a brilliant part of the sting, I believe.

... for some values of "brilliant."

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (VnUSN)

344 284
‘ tell Madison Cornbread she will go to jail unless she flips on Liz’

Cornbread’s first lawyer(the one she double-crossed) said in a Tucker interview that all the text and email correspondence between Cornbread and Cheney still exists. And makes it very clear what was going on.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (jbnUc)

345 Physical media is dying, for sure.

It's becoming Laserdisc again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)


Tanned, rested and ready!

- Betamax

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Q0kLU)

346 332 303 I wouldn't throw Cheney in jail. But I would utterly humiliate her....
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:06 PM (nLFEI)

Can she BE humiliated?
Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (VnUSN)

Put her in charge of emigration to Vanuatu.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (VNX3d)

347 Has Sponge showed up here yet today?
Posted by: Bulg at December 18, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV)


Duh -- He was here First!!!!

Posted by: Doof at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (jgdZo)

348 Gerneral Miley - summon back, courts marshal, stripped of rank and pension. Revoke any and all security clearances.

Make him fucking fly commercial.

Again, no jail, but you don't need jail time for these people. They value fame and fortune more than they value freedom. If you jail them, it just makes them famous. Make them forgotten, or even better the butt of a joke. People should say "don't pull a Miley". Don't "make a Cheney".

better yet, normal people will see this as an act of mercy. All you do is make these self-important assholes live like common people, how bad is that? Normal people won't get how utterly devastating this is going to be to the people involved. Win win.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (nLFEI)

349 345 Tanned, rested and ready!

- Betamax
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Q0kLU)

========

The superior format!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trying to figure out Joel Schumacher at December 18, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

350 Cornbread with jalapeños.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2024 01:03 PM (LkLld)
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Discovered that when I was a prep cook at a restaurant that made everything from scratch. Amazingly good. And it wasn't dry and crumbly like cornbread often is.

I also learned to wear gloves when prepping jalapenos. Juice soaked in to the nails and it felt like someone had smacked my fingertips with a hammer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 01:14 PM (xPJvm)

351
I would single out the most egregious cases, such as General Milley's treason and Cheney's witness tampering, for prosecution.
Posted by: Ordinary American at December 18, 2024 01:05 PM (UseAb)


If we can't get him court-martialled, recall that fat-ass Milley and give him an immediate PT test. Televised. And do it every 2 weeks until his heart explodes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2024 01:14 PM (y9nCu)

352 Maybe we talk to Elon about the first people sent to Mars and make a few suggestions?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

353 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (xPJvm)

354 322 Not first with jalapenos.

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:10 PM (4780s)

Jalapeños (pronounced Hala-pén-yos). Wife's cousin pronounced them jala-peen-oos (j like in jolly), like some weird green dick-shaped Cheerios...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

355 Meh let's not worry about the small potatoes, instead of fixing the big things. Then fry these ass

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (wBaIH)

356 350 I also learned to wear gloves when prepping jalapenos. Juice soaked in to the nails and it felt like someone had smacked my fingertips with a hammer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Needs theme music at December 18, 2024 01:14 PM (xPJvm)

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (VnUSN)

357 So now it's a cornbread thread.

Call us.
Posted by: Cracker Barrel at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (DobEs)


Nope. You clowns signed on to the pervert rainbow crap. Hope you go bankrupt.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Q0kLU)

358 Vivek opines on the CR:

https://is.gd/N60vPv
Posted by: Archimedes
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Thanks for the link, Archimedes.

Posted by: scampydog at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (2bFN5)

359 Cornbread with jalapeños.
Posted by: JackStraw

This. With a honey butter. Not too much honey.
Posted by: Doof

**********

Oooh, nice call! I haven't had that in years.

Doof is also spot on with the honey butter addition

Posted by: muldoon at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (991eG)

360 I think you did well aside from not crapping on American firms unwilling to work for peanuts as lazy and entitled.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:13 PM (ctrM5)

Hey I was going after the GOP itself, not the GOP chattering classes. That's a whole 'nother ball of worms.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (y/ZMQ)

361 Nood congressional shenanigans

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Zwu9O)

362 Prosecution? I want proscription.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2024 01:16 PM (ts9hS)

363 First things first. No one...absolutely no one will be prosecuted until the DOJ is under control again. You can make all the recommendations you want, but the DOJ in its present form is a iron clad gatekeeper, and won't pursue any indictments on issues like this.

However, if you change the dichotomy of the DOJ and make is a risk to behavior such as Cheney's...then people with something to lose start talking, cooperating, and turning on each other. Personally, I think that would be more entertaining (and damaging in the long run) to the usual suspects.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 01:16 PM (dIske)

364 361 Nood congressional shenanigans
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Zwu9O)

Like:

235 @221 always thought Chris Murphy while on the Senate floor would scream something like "aliens are eating my shorts" and then run into the Potomac. He actually looks insane
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 18, 2024 12:56 PM (DopAq)

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:16 PM (VnUSN)

365 The largest, most capacious gallows ever to be constructed in the world being built and used repeatedly on the West Front of the US Capitol building would also help America, but I sadly don't see that coming either.
Posted by: ballistic at December 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CJnWf)

Since you mentioned gallows - the infamous midget gallows present on J6 were almost certainly built and transported to the scene by FBI assets. The next day the FBI seized it and had it torn apart and dumped in a landfill, so that no forensic evidence as to its manufacture could ever be found.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2024 01:16 PM (zQ3t+)

366 Let's not forget Lt. Col "Bearclaw" Vindeman, that treasonous POS should be reinstated and court martialed.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Oq/TM)

367 Maybe we talk to Elon about the first people sent to Mars and make a few suggestions?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)

You want Milley, Cheney, and Cornbread Starship wiping windows and checking the oil in orbit?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (VNX3d)

368 Look, security clearances are the lifeblood for these people. That is how they talk to people in power about important things. It doesn't seem like much to you or me, but it is the world for them.

Make them untouchable by anyone inside the government.

Once Miley is cashiered, make it clear that ANY contact with him by any active officer is grounds for a rank demotion. You've stripped him of all his contacts, all his friends. He can't parlay a private conversation into a gig at ABC news as an analylst.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (nLFEI)

369 Make MKV for the video server win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

370 366 Let's not forget Lt. Col "Bearclaw" Vindeman, that treasonous POS should be reinstated and court martialed.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Oq/TM)

"By reason of insanity" is gonna keep a lot of these people out of the klink.

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:18 PM (VnUSN)

371 Maybe some of the "revenge prosecutions" that were "threatening our democracy" should be military tribunals ... I hear Guantanamo is nice this time of year.

And there are probably many that could be held by state prosecutors? FBI could lend a hand in investigating?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

372 You want Milley, Cheney, and Cornbread Starship wiping windows and checking the oil in orbit?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at December 18, 2024 01:17 PM (VNX3d)
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How long you think those nitwits would last in space if they had to spend all their time with each other?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at December 18, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

373 Saw this on x from @DarrigoMelanie:

Kids killed by trans people playing sports this year: 0

Kids killed by books about LGBTQ families this year: 0

Kids killed by guns this year: 1,351

Guns are the leading cause of death for kids. The Republicans screaming "protect kids" never talk about gun safety though.

My response (@hoseronthenfl):

Kids mutilated or sterilized through the trans agenda: Thousands

Accounts with the name @DarrigoMelanie supporting pushing porn and pedophilia on kids: 1

Number of kids the owner of this account has that should have child services take a look at what she's doing to them: 3

Posted by: The_Hoser at December 18, 2024 01:20 PM (3qNLt)

374 All this talk of trials in DC being fruitless because of the poisoned juries/judges and the Constitutional obstacles to changing venue frustrates me. When the Democrats literally shit on the Constitution but then when called to account for their actions, wrap themselves in the Constitution...that drives me nuts. And makes me say we need to go Roman on them. Go post constitutional for a while until things are set right again. I know the danger that presents but FFS, is it any worse than the destruction that's already been done. And will continue to be done by these demons unless they are stopped. With extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 18, 2024 01:21 PM (P845J)

375 278 Horde awareness request...
yesterday I watched a video of how the government, general public and a lot of foreign actors fund NGOs. It was about 10 minutes long and showed an example of I think was showing how the Tides Foundation received funding from Fidelity to donate to whatever liberal cause was getting the money.
I cannot find the link in my history, does anybody have any information about it?
Posted by: DanMan
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I think Gateway Pundit ran a story, mebbe yesterday, with that video I think you are talking about .

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:21 PM (ctrM5)

376 Posted by: The_Hoser at December 18, 2024 01:20 PM (3qNLt)

Good luck!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:21 PM (VnUSN)

377 Jim, wife's cousin Irish-A by any chance?

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:22 PM (4780s)

378 BELIEVE ALL WOMEN.
Posted by: Hillary, wattles a'flappin
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This!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

379 "Mr. Trump, why are you taking revenge on General Miley?"

"Revenge? For what? He openly bragged about violating section XXX subsection 27A of the uniforms code of military justice. In the Biden administration, breaking the law got you appointed to the cabinet. In my administration, it gets you punished."

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (nLFEI)

380 Go post constitutional for a while until things are set right again. I know the danger that presents but FFS, is it any worse than the destruction that's already been done. And will continue to be done by these demons unless they are stopped. With extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Chairborne!
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Depends on whether you want to risk a possible civil war. Once you abandon the rule of law, it becomes very difficult to restore. That is the conundrum and why attempts to restore the Roman Republic failed even with a proscription of known elite troublemakers being eliminated. Same issues cropped up a few years later.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (ctrM5)

381 Nood pay raise

Posted by: From about That Time at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (4780s)

382 379 "Mr. Trump, why are you taking revenge on General Miley?"

"Revenge? For what? He openly bragged about violating section XXX subsection 27A of the uniforms code of military justice. In the Biden administration, breaking the law got you appointed to the cabinet. In my administration, it gets you punished."
Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (nLFEI)

; ) That's my President!

Posted by: m at December 18, 2024 01:26 PM (VnUSN)

383 "Mr. Trump, why are you taking revenge on Ms. Cheney?"

"Revenge? She blatantly engaged in witness tampering and falsifying evidence in a government hearing. That is illegal, and she will be punished in accordance with the applicable laws."

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:27 PM (nLFEI)

384 Elites play by elite rules. It also means they get elite punishments. We don't understand those punishments and may think they are "soft", but elites do. And they are weak, vain people.

Posted by: El Mariachi at December 18, 2024 01:31 PM (nLFEI)

385 ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
Posted by: m

Preach it brother

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 18, 2024 01:34 PM (c0tJM)

386 Depends on whether you want to risk a possible civil war. Once you abandon the rule of law, it becomes very difficult to restore. That is the conundrum and why attempts to restore the Roman Republic failed even with a proscription of known elite troublemakers being eliminated. Same issues cropped up a few years later.

Posted by: whig at December 18, 2024 01:25 PM (ctrM5)



I hear you whig and I'm mainly just venting but it seems to me that the other side already has abandoned the rule of law and our side insisting on adhering to it just encourages them more.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at December 18, 2024 01:36 PM (P845J)

387 i wonder what the Democrats are holding over Cassidy's head?

Posted by: iowaan at December 18, 2024 02:14 PM (gCarF)

388 If Trump doesn't prosecute these people the Republic will collapse. Justice is all ready up to the highest bidder.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at December 18, 2024 02:25 PM (bXvrr)

389 Prosecution or not, I want the J6 Committee to testify under oath so the Democrats' corrupt actions are recorded for history.

Posted by: TitanTom at December 18, 2024 02:28 PM (yvRXp)

390 First things first. No one...absolutely no one will be prosecuted until the DOJ is under control again. You can make all the recommendations you want, but the DOJ in its present form is a iron clad gatekeeper, and won't pursue any indictments on issues like this.

Posted by: Orson at December 18, 2024 01:16 PM (dIske)

For crimes, yes. But civil suits can go on now by trusted lawyers. Get discovery threats going. Uncover crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 18, 2024 02:29 PM (n7h9X)

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