The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

Thanksgiving is great! As Joe Mannix ably explained yesterday, it is America's greatest holiday. It is full of joy and camaraderie and fun food, but it is also a peek into American Exceptionalism. We are at once a country that cares deeply for others, and we are also fiercely individualistic. We are religious, but embrace non-religious cultural events. And we understand how wonderfully lucky we are!

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

That is a powerful affirmation of exactly how exceptional we are, and the incredible optimism in every word of that preamble speaks volumes. And it is that optimism on which I will focus for the time being, especially when one compares today to the dark times of just a few months...and years...ago.

Do we have problems? Of course, and they may very well be existential, but we have an incredible opportunity for a radical realignment of our culture, our people, and our country, and for that I am immensely grateful.

The pessimists among us will suggest that we are in a temporary lull before the onslaught of progressive evil returns. That may be true, but we see around us the results of simply fighting back. We "voted harder," and we also did a lot of hard work to make those votes count.

We see all around us the emergence of a new class of conservative politician...people who are not afraid to shock and scare and go on the offensive. They are the future of the conservative movement, and I firmly believe that they are the future of America. And with our help they will succeed!

Happy Thanksgiving! May it be a glorious and joyful harbinger of great things to come.

[Below the fold is some contrast between those who would change Western culture, and those who embrace it!]

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Here is Jaguar's attempt to sell cars. It's freakish and weird and insults the very people who want to buy a beautiful, sexy, powerful automobile. Maybe in the tortured and strange world in which the advertising people live, this ad is good, but in the reality based world, where expensive cars and beautiful women are linked, it's off-putting and disturbing.

Here is a fun BMW commercial that is trying to sell cars in the old fashioned way!

And here is an ad for used cars! Maybe the least sexy product on earth, yet...

[Yeah...it's probably fake, but I don't care]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

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Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:00 AM (fwDg9)

2 We see all around us the emergence of a new class of conservative politician...people who are not afraid to shock and scare and go on the offensive.

Shock and Awe, baby, SHOCK. AND. AWE!

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:01 AM (xCA6C)

3 Can I throw a rant-worthy article link in this early or should I be good and wait for 100 comments?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 28, 2024 11:02 AM (O7YUW)

4 That ad... Be still my heart...
Greetings and a Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 28, 2024 11:02 AM (MeG8a)

5 Ass-ton Martin.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:02 AM (kWMii)

6 Now, that's art!

Posted by: Stateless at November 28, 2024 11:02 AM (jvJvP)

7 I got beamed.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:03 AM (jgmnb)

8 Last evening had a grocery store run, seemed quite a few people doing the same thing. Interesting more than usual Indian people there. Catching up to the American life?

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:03 AM (fwDg9)

9 Just to be clear, if I buy a BMW, does that mean gorgeous naked chicks will throw themselves at me? Because I'd buy one if that's true.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C)

10 Good day CBD. Thanks for all you do at AoSHQ.

Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2024 11:04 AM (IQ6Gq)

11 Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

And remember, whoever can get their liberal relatives to house the most illegals gets a free Costco pie!

Posted by: Stateless at November 28, 2024 11:04 AM (jvJvP)

12 Well said, CBD.
As far as Ms. Aston Martin pre-owned, I don’t have to be first. I’ll even take last.

Posted by: RI Red at November 28, 2024 11:04 AM (v6tcO)

13 The quick shot of 3, yes 3 peddles on the BMW is *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2024 11:05 AM (Q4IgG)

14 Aston Martin is really smart!

Happy Thanksgiving CBD and to all Americans!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 11:05 AM (2FXCE)

15 Hubba-hubba

Posted by: easy at November 28, 2024 11:06 AM (8I4hW)

16 Israeli Gov’t Spokesman Reveals His Country Agreed to Ceasefire in Part to Restock, Says U.S. Has Had “Big Delays” Sending Weapons

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Now, would Biden do that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 28, 2024 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

17 Katie Hopkins wishes us a very Happy Thanksgiving.

https://tinyurl.com/wecpzp67

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:06 AM (QTCRF)

18 13 The quick shot of 3, yes 3 peddles on the BMW is *chef's kiss*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November
Pedals. As in feet. Are you really a farmer?
Sarc.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:06 AM (jgmnb)

19 Sloppy seconds can be off-putting, whether it's the world of eats, cars or dames.

Posted by: First!!! at November 28, 2024 11:07 AM (nS6qG)

20 Israeli Gov’t Spokesman Reveals His Country Agreed to Ceasefire in Part to Restock, Says U.S. Has Had “Big Delays” Sending Weapons

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Now, would Biden do that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 28, 2024 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

Apparently low stocks are a huge factor in any number of considerations of who we should kill overseas.

Maybe that's why we need more illegals, to build the weapons Americans won't build. Maybe the Admiral was right.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 11:09 AM (zsFYN)

21 Bird just went in the oven and as we all know, bird is the word.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2024 11:09 AM (u73oe)

22 If your have leftist guests-- " Legal Insurrection" site offers a guide on how to deal with Trump Derangement Syndrome:

https://tinyurl.com/ycywk9x2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2024 11:11 AM (ecdS8)

23 Elon Musk, Kung Fu Legend !

https://tinyurl.com/2de4n34r

(there must be higher res out there but this is better version than I posted yesterday - no AI voiceover)

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:11 AM (QTCRF)

24 She's just doing a little clean up.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 11:13 AM (QB+5g)

25 Just to be clear, if I buy a BMW, does that mean gorgeous naked chicks will throw themselves at me? Because I'd buy one if that's true.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C)

————————

About a year after I was widowed I decided to treat my self and bought a BMW 750i. When I decided to start dating again, let’s just say it came in handy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 28, 2024 11:13 AM (u73oe)

26 "Fascinating."

It seems dear fans of Star Trek that the link to "Unification" in the side-bar no longer works. In fact, even on OTOY's channel on YouTube the video seems to be missing.

Or am I simply overlooking it somehow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 11:13 AM (TTIDC)

27 Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:03 AM (fwDg9)

Immigrant communities have been known to put their own spin on traditional American holidays.
My mom and aunts always served wedding soup and manicotti or timballo at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:13 AM (D6e9t)

28 I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. And I recommend to them that while offering up the ascriptions justly due to Him for such singular deliverances and blessings, they do also, with humble penitence for our national perverseness and disobedience, commend to His tender care all those who have become widows, orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife in which we are unavoidably engaged, and fervently implore the interposition of the Almighty Hand to heal the wounds of the nation and to restore it as soon as may be consistent with the Divine purposes to the full enjoyment of peace, harmony, tranquillity and Union.

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2024 11:14 AM (c1bWo)

29 The Aston Martin ad is AI.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:14 AM (D6e9t)

30 In about ten minutes on Tensor I did a better ad for Jaguar

https://tinyurl.com/mr2r54uw

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 11:15 AM (TTIDC)

31 Thanksgiving is what Christmas wants to be.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 28, 2024 11:15 AM (3Rpkk)

32 5 Ass-ton Martin.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:02 AM (kWMii)

Definitely has the legs to run.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2024 11:15 AM (2AW7/)

33 The Aston Martin ad is AI.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:14 AM (D6e9t)

Nah...it's just cut-and-paste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2024 11:16 AM (d9fT1)

34 The Aston Martin ad is AI.
Posted by: kallisto

I thought it was A1.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 28, 2024 11:16 AM (L/fGl)

35 It's all one big Holiday season starting in September.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (QTCRF)

36 guide on how to deal with Trump Derangement Syndrome:

GASSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (kWMii)

37 Old Jaguar: A car for men that want handjobs from women they hardly know.

New Jaguar: A car for men that want blowjobs from men they hardly know.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (3Rpkk)

38 After I got divorced I bought a BMW 325is. The first time I saw my ex after buying it she started to kick it in the side. I think she broke a toe.

I loved that car.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (Q4IgG)

39 Thanksgiving is what Christmas wants to be.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 28, 2024 11:15 AM (3Rpkk)

Christmas has the Feast of Seven Seas .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (c1bWo)

40 Anna: it was never publicly posted and it got pulled down after the link got leaked. I did see it though, and Ace is totally wrong. No AI, just some CGI to put Shatner and Nimoy’s faces on other actors (although Shatner himself is actually in it too).

Posted by: Ian S. at November 28, 2024 11:18 AM (QZThv)

41 Suddenly have a yyuuugggee urge to buy a used Aston Martin….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 28, 2024 11:18 AM (6RwsA)

42 "Pre Owed"? Yeah, it just might be fake.

Posted by: spindrift at November 28, 2024 11:18 AM (OguvZ)

43 Happy Thanksgiving Horde. There was a lot of hardship and sorrow these last four years, and there is a lot of work ahead, but today, today is for gratitude.

Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at November 28, 2024 11:18 AM (4TAOz)

44 I think I'm gaining weight just smelling the stuffing, and it isn't even in the oven yet!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 11:18 AM (2FXCE)

45 The Aston Martin ad is AI.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:14 AM (D6e9t)

Yeah, you can tell because the only reason she'd have her leg up like that would be if she was peeing in the sink... and she's totally missing the sink.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 11:19 AM (lH8E4)

46 We had the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, etc. too, but the foods of the homeland took center stage.
The younger generations are more assimilated and serve mostly American food. They only cook Italian food if old timers are coming to dine.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:19 AM (D6e9t)

47 It's a good day, as a nation we have a lot , A LOT to be grateful for.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:19 AM (QTCRF)

48 Aston Martin...w/machine guns and ejection seat.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:20 AM (Yj6Os)

49 Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. All the Christmas food and relatives without the stress of shopping and decorations. Oh and football too… 3 games today. Tryptophan FTW!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 28, 2024 11:20 AM (6RwsA)

50 Used car? What else in the frame is used?

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 28, 2024 11:20 AM (fXR1p)

51 We've gone from missionary position to the whole enchilada.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 28, 2024 11:20 AM (wm9/5)

52 Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 11:19 AM (lH8E4)

I do marketing at my job, and have used AI with mixed results. Sometimes it is brilliant but others are just…thisclose to nightmare fuel.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:21 AM (D6e9t)

53 You want an Aston Martin lady
You'd be happy with a second hand Aston Martin lady
You get the new improved Jaguar lady

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2024 11:21 AM (FxDm7)

54 Happy Thanksgiving! Take a break from the Crazy World...

https://tinyurl.com/bdfbctr3

Defiant L’s

@DefiantLs

What did I just watch?

Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray
You watched a pedo get shot by his stepdad who later unalived himself and then the mom overdosed because her son is a pedo and she couldn’t cope with the loss of the guy who shot himself.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (TGPs7)

55 > Aston Martin...w/machine guns and ejection seat.
--------
Corgi made one. I have a silver version of the Bond DB3 with ejection seat, machine guns, rotating plates and tire slashing spinners.

Lost the dude who gets shot out of the car tho'.

Wonder how much it's worth...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (Q4IgG)

56 DOGE trailer..

https://tinyurl.com/cdjwt7zx

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (QTCRF)

57 The cranberries are done, and if I say so myself, they are spectacular.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (xCA6C)

58 45 The Aston Martin ad is AI.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:14 AM (D6e9t)

Yeah, you can tell because the only reason she'd have her leg up like that would be if she was peeing in the sink... and she's totally missing the sink.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024
You made me go back and look. Hangs head in embarrassment. And some level of shame.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:23 AM (jgmnb)

59 How quickly this went from "We just want the ability to get married and be treated under the law like everyone else" to "We're going to regularly use lawfare to force you to celebrate our perversions, and we'll take your stuff and funds with legal judgments and then laugh at you."

https://is.gd/Mek8F3

In a statement to Dougall Media at the time, Borderland Pride director Douglas Judson outlined his intention to continue imposing “consequences” on anyone else who attacked them.

“As a lawyer who does this work that means I’m going to start taking people’s houses and their vehicles and their toys and draining their bank accounts and garnishing their wages because no one is going to stop behaving this way until there are real consequences,” he said.

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 28, 2024 11:23 AM (O7YUW)

60 Vegetarian? Salad, sulking and vinegar. The indigenous people can’t be blamed for that one, honkies.

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 28, 2024 11:23 AM (fXR1p)

61 Christmas is still my favorite holiday, for the music alone.

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2024 11:24 AM (v6JzV)

62 Since the Unification trailer is still up on OTOY plus the preceding videos I suspect enemy action.

And I just watched the trailer for season 3 of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. The ship's doctor, the blond chick in the white attire, has come up with an injection that transform Pike and crew into Vulcans...

Yeah "Unification" deserves an Emmy and an Oscar compared to that cr@pfest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 11:25 AM (TTIDC)

63 57 They’re real, too, right?

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2024 11:25 AM (v6JzV)

64 Well, I m glad the sexy lady is making love to the man and not trying to “stuff the turkey” in her lingerie with her leg on the counter. Which sounds sort of unhygienic This ad does beat the heck out of the weird looking people of indeterminate gender in monochromatic outfits in the other stupid car ad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2024 11:25 AM (8x3C7)

65 Pic is real (plus there's a typo! Ha!):

https://tinyurl.com/2tadyebu

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 11:26 AM (QB+5g)

66 DOGE trailer..

https://tinyurl.com/cdjwt7zx

OK, that was good.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:26 AM (xCA6C)

67 Delusion from Portland Reddit:

I know this is a surreal post. We are going to get an influx of people in Portland in the next few months. Rather we don’t, but I think we should prepare for the worst situation and have links for support , for legal, housing, healthcare…on what you can do, if you feel inclined.

Because, millions of people will soon be fleeing Red States to get away from the Evil Trump.

Why, millions of trannies alone will be fleeing!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 28, 2024 11:27 AM (uxCna)

68 I really tried to figure out the setting. Doesn't look like a home kitchen to me.
Can't quite recognize the appliances in front of her, and the hooked bar doesn't seem to be a sink faucet. The cabinets look to me more likely in o office

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:27 AM (fwDg9)

69 I do marketing at my job, and have used AI with mixed results. Sometimes it is brilliant but others are just…thisclose to nightmare fuel.
Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:21 AM (D6e9t)

It warms my cold heart knowing there are guys out there proposing marriage to fake AI Instagram girls.

More often than not, the ones I've seen, it really just is a problem of being too perfect. Like Sean Young in Blade Runner.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 11:27 AM (lH8E4)

70 Elon - Kung Fu Legend is my favorite.

Posted by: runner at November 28, 2024 11:28 AM (QTCRF)

71 Christmas is still my favorite holiday, for the music alone.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOOU!!!

Posted by: The Horror, The Horror! at November 28, 2024 11:29 AM (uxCna)

72 Yeah, you can tell because the only reason she'd have her leg up like that would be if she was peeing in the sink... and she's totally missing the sink.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024

You made me go back and look. Hangs head in embarrassment. And some level of shame.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:23 AM (jgmnb)

Why to for? I'm right... unless she's really really really REALLY talented.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 11:29 AM (lH8E4)

73 Yeah, you can tell because the only reason she'd have her leg up like that would be if she was peeing in the sink... and she's totally missing the sink.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024
You made me go back and look. Hangs head in embarrassment. And some level of shame.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:23 AM (jgmn

Reminded me of just about to bang in the kitchen .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 28, 2024 11:29 AM (c1bWo)

74 "Kamala got run over by a Trump deer."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 11:29 AM (TTIDC)

75 DOGE Days. I laughed. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2024 11:30 AM (8x3C7)

76 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!

Currently watching the parade. Not Macy's. Dunkin. I just discovered they did a parade in Philly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2024 11:30 AM (F4bAW)

77 How about some upbeat music featuring Rich Evans?

https://tinyurl.com/8aypenjm

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2024 11:30 AM (CHHv1)

78 Real consequences? Bad law, betrayed relationships, suicide in the long term for transsexuals, fully operational rapist inmates in women’s prisons, domestic violence almost literally on steroids, monkeypox, AIDS quilts, “make our problems their problems.”

What else?

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 28, 2024 11:31 AM (fXR1p)

79 Currently watching the parade. Not Macy's. Dunkin. I just discovered they did a parade in Philly.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2024 11:30 AM (F4bAW)

Philly used to have a Mummers Parade....do they still?

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:32 AM (Yj6Os)

80 ...promote the general Welfare,

That is correct. Not welfare in general.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 11:33 AM (W/lyH)

81 I’m thankful that Kamala got schlonged by Trump.

Did I use it correctly?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 28, 2024 11:33 AM (ANuwa)

82 An awful lot of time and analysis spent on a fake Aston Martin ad with an AI generated chick. I mean, a single glance was enough.

But no.... the fake ad is generating plenty of clicks for Aston Martin so whoever made it should be on their payroll. They've probably sold more cars off that ad for pre-owned (not "pre owed" although that certainly holds true for both the cars and the woman) Aston's this month than the previous 9 months combined.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2024 11:34 AM (Q4IgG)

83 I wonder if they still do the parade in Honolulu.

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2024 11:34 AM (v6JzV)

84 Genuinely shocked how many people had never heard of de-banking or operation chokepoint before now.

Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2024 11:35 AM (IQ6Gq)

85 Quick shout out to Soothsayer. If you did decide to smoke a Pork Shoulder for Thanksgiving. I hope it works for you. My Turkey is in the smoker on its final 5 degrees so I have time to carve and showcase it. Lunch is at 2:00 so Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2024 11:35 AM (HzuMl)

86 Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:27 AM (fwDg9)

Skip; I can tell you make or install things for a living. You’re figuring out what the setting is and looking at the cabinets while some others at analyzing her derrière . 😉 I’m so glad you’re here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2024 11:35 AM (mzjs7)

87 Genuinely shocked how many people had never heard of de-banking or operation chokepoint before now.

Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2024 11:35 AM (IQ6Gq)

Well it's not like the aholes advertise.

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:36 AM (Yj6Os)

88 57 The cranberries are done, and if I say so myself, they are spectacular.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (xCA6C)

They are ready early, but Cranberries are something you don't want to let linger.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 28, 2024 11:37 AM (VSht7)

89 BignJames yes on New Years day

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 11:37 AM (fwDg9)

90 From pawn's link at 65:

A quick search on Google Images shows that the photo was taken from the January 2012 issue of Playboy Germany, showing dutch Playmate Rosanne Jongenelen.

So, not AI.

Posted by: spindrift at November 28, 2024 11:39 AM (OguvZ)

91 My wife makes a cranberry/apple pie...sweet and tart!

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:39 AM (Yj6Os)

92 Long legs FTW!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2024 11:40 AM (u82oZ)

93 analyzing her derrière

Londonderry Air or
London Derriere?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:40 AM (kWMii)

94 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 11:22 AM (TGPs7)

The p3do who survived the shooting was later arrested by US Marshals for murder and other crimes. He was part of a satanic p3do network.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:41 AM (D6e9t)

95 My wife makes a cranberry/apple pie...sweet and tart!

But how's the pie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:41 AM (kWMii)

96 Just to be clear, if I buy a BMW, does that mean gorgeous naked chicks will throw themselves at me? Because I'd buy one if that's true.
Posted by: Archimedes
====
If that doesn't work trade it in for an Aston-Martin.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 28, 2024 11:43 AM (4780s)

97 Later, Folks. Off to the BiL’s house.

Again, Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Posted by: Bulg at November 28, 2024 11:43 AM (v6JzV)

98 But how's the pie?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:41 AM (kWMii)

3.14

Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:43 AM (Yj6Os)

99 So, not AI.

AI can be used to tweak existing images.

The Aston Martin woman has no undercarriage, to put it politely.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:43 AM (D6e9t)

100 Honey, honey get the kids in the car now, put the cash in the trunk, get the keys let's go
Hit the biggest bank in Chicago for all it had, we're the thieves you know
Remember the thing that I told ya, three years, two moons ago?
Promise I'll be right behind you, but you're gonna die if you don't hit the road

Keep your lights down, keep your voice down low
Wear your hair down, whichever way you go
And I'll meet you in Idaho...

Camp - All The Debts I Owe

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 11:44 AM (TGPs7)

101 36
As funny as a dead opossum on the serving platter.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 28, 2024 11:44 AM (3wi/L)

102 If I don’t eat to much for Thanksgiving I might just have to jerkoff to that Aston Martin advert.

Be thankful and give it a tug!

Posted by: JROD at November 28, 2024 11:44 AM (IlL6s)

103 59
'Douglas Judson outlined his intention to continue imposing “consequences”'

I'd like to see him get some consequences.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 28, 2024 11:45 AM (3wi/L)

104 Philly used to have a Mummers Parade....do they still?
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:32 AM (Yj6Os)

Yes, a much stripped down version of what it used to be

And the skits have to pass a mayoral committee woke stamp of approval.

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:46 AM (D6e9t)

105 As funny as a dead opossum on the serving platter.

EAT MOAR POSSUM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:47 AM (kWMii)

106 Sloppy seconds can be off-putting, whether it's the world of eats, cars or dames.
Posted by: First!!!
====
There's a big difference between sloppy seconds and "some time later".

Posted by: From about That Time at November 28, 2024 11:48 AM (4780s)

107 I need to start the prep, just realized the time!

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

Posted by: kallisto at November 28, 2024 11:49 AM (D6e9t)

108
"The Aston Martin woman has no undercarriage, to put it politely.
Posted by: kallisto "

That's a man, baby.

Posted by: M-5 at November 28, 2024 11:50 AM (6EiMS)

109
Howie Carr
@HowieCarrShow
So many messages from good friends this a.m., and we all humbly agree on one thing:

Everyone has so much to be THANKFUL for this Thanksgiving, even more so than usual!

Yes, and that even includes those "Radical Left Lunatics" that POTUS was just wishing a Happy Thanksgiving to just now.

They dodged a bullet too on Nov. 5, just like the rest of us. They're just too ignorant to comprehend how lucky they are to live in what will continue to be the United States of America.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thank you God.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 11:50 AM (TGPs7)

110 Application of Herpes sore ointment? Over the kitchen sink? For a used car ad?

I suppose that means the vehicle or the woman could have other significant issues...buyer beware.

Posted by: Ju at November 28, 2024 11:50 AM (aTmM/)

111 My Thanksgiving Story:

I was in a military style concert/marching band as a youth. They were world champions 20 times back when that was a thing. I played trombone and by tradition marched in the front line.

We marched in the Detroit Thanksgiving parade one year. We were behind the horses. They don't tell you about that kind of thing. So we are marching to a cadence and not playing. Regular military cadence is 6 to 5. The poop is right in line with me and I'm marching looking at it and sure as shit it's right where I was supposed to step.

So I fucking stepped in it. Kind of a bizarre manifestation of defiance for me. Anyway...right as I stepped in it . I didn't even think about avoiding it.

I heard this black kid scream at the top of his lungs,

"LOOK AT DAT WHITE BOY STEPPING IN DAT SHIT!!!!"

I will never forget that.

Anyway...because of the precision formation everyone behind me stepped in it. There were about 12 of us that had to take our shoes off and put them in a bag before we got back on the bus. No one gave me a hard time even though everyone heard the kid scream because that was they way it was with us back in the day.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 11:52 AM (QB+5g)

112 GASSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 11:17 AM (kWMii)

What is this? Because at first glance it doesn't belong on this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 28, 2024 11:53 AM (d9fT1)

113 The famous New England Bread in a Can

I don't care what people say, it's not bad...

https://tinyurl.com/48k9krb5

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 11:53 AM (TGPs7)

114 Just to be clear, if I buy a BMW, does that mean gorgeous naked chicks will throw themselves at me? Because I'd buy one if that's true.
Posted by: Archimedes

I have a 2005 330ci convertible.
So far when I drive it, the only throwing is by Mrs D and she throwing stuff AT me.
Damned near hit my golf clubs once too.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 11:53 AM (W/lyH)

115 Well, I guess I should start thawing the turkey. Our guests will be here soon.

Posted by: Guy who procrastinates a bit at November 28, 2024 11:54 AM (6EiMS)

116 Here is Jaguar's attempt to sell cars. It's freakish and weird and insults the very people who want to buy a beautiful, sexy, powerful automobile. Maybe in the tortured and strange world in which the advertising people live, this ad is good, but in the reality based world, where expensive cars and beautiful women are linked, it's off-putting and disturbing.

I've seen lots of attempts at damage control. Stuff like "Jaguar is appealing to a very select audience, and you aren't it". It's whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:54 AM (xCA6C)

117 “ Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.”

1 Chronicles 16:34

Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2024 11:55 AM (05Q08)

118 The famous New England Bread in a Can
===
B&M brown bread. Must have when you are having beans.
Getting hard to find.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 28, 2024 11:56 AM (4780s)

119 115 Well, I guess I should start thawing the turkey. Our guests will be here soon.

Posted by: Guy who procrastinates a bit at November 28, 2024 11:54 AM
***
Here ya go. Problem solved:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2kz3kx

Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2024 11:56 AM (IQ6Gq)

120 "What is this? Because at first glance it doesn't belong on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo"

Station attendant in NJ?

Posted by: Guy who procrastinates a bit at November 28, 2024 11:57 AM (6EiMS)

121 Well, I guess I should start thawing the turkey. Our guests will be here soon.

Posted by: Guy who procrastinates a bit

Nah, sous vide will take care of that.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:57 AM (xCA6C)

122 So...SOS for breakfast with memosas on the side.

Cranberries are done, turkey is ready to go, potatoes to do yet and the gravy. Yams is ready. Pies done and also the tiramisu. (don't ask...became a "tradition" years ago)
MOAR Wine!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 11:57 AM (W/lyH)

123 "What is this? Because at first glance it doesn't belong on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo"

He's been warned by Ace, and several of us have asked that he stop, but he seems to think the rules don't apply to him. Please delete it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (xCA6C)

124 I can't begin to express my gratitude for this year, and especially for the Horde.

In January I was fired from a federal law enforcement agency for refusing to target a particular class of Americans, and for refusing to order my subordinates from doing the same.

I nearly lost my house and my kids (both of which I got in the divorce).

Were it not for the incomparable generosity of the Horde, I would have.

And now, I have a private sector job (contracting), and am financially stable. Absent you wonderful people, my life would look much, much different.

I'm forever grateful.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (FAbrK)

125 I've seen lots of attempts at damage control. Stuff like "Jaguar is appealing to a very select audience, and you aren't it". It's whistling past the graveyard.
Posted by: Archimedes at November
The people who made that ad ain’t interested in Jaguars. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 11:59 AM (jgmnb)

126 Well...one thing the Jag ad has in common with the Aston Martin ad.
Neither one shows a car.
Still, I know which one I'd buy.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 11:59 AM (W/lyH)

127 Happy Turkeyday, errebuudy! Gonna have most of the grandkids here today and we’re gonna decorate the Christmas tree and eat ALL the charcuterie treats.

I hope all of you have family and friends to share the day with.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 28, 2024 12:00 PM (3Ope8)

128 About a year after I was widowed I decided to treat my self and bought a BMW 750i. When I decided to start dating again, let’s just say it came in handy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
====
Six months before I was widowed I bought a Chevy Impala. 14 years later I'm still single.
?????

Posted by: From about That Time at November 28, 2024 12:00 PM (4780s)

129 Speaking of cranberries, I zested tip of my pinky into mine by accident. I don't think they'll notice.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2024 12:01 PM (hoCmQ)

130 A headline at Bloomberg says that a major wind farm off NYS shore will be put on hold because of political concerns over the Trump win. Didn't bother to see if offshore wind farms make the slightest bit of sense economically or production wise. But TRUMP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 28, 2024 12:01 PM (FxDm7)

131 I bought a small deep fryer for my Xmas present from my wife. I've never fried food, and I'm starting to wonder if I made a mistake. I won't know until the first time I make fried chicken.m I'm kind of assuming it will be better than Popeye's or the Colonel's.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C)

132 I regret to inform you that having arrived two minutes after you, the Magnificent has already been introduced to the Aston Martin model.

Posted by: Lorenzo de Medici, the Magnificent at November 28, 2024 12:02 PM (Ybyk2)

133 Speaking of cranberries, I zested tip of my pinky into mine by accident. I don't think they'll notice.

Depends. Did you pick out any small pieces of bone?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (xCA6C)

134 Nobody in our family, except me, likes turkey. So we're having ham.

But it also means I don't have to do jack shit today but drink Bloody Marys and eat cocktail shrimp with my fingers. 🦐🍹

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (Q4IgG)

135 117 “ Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever.”

1 Chronicles 16:34
Posted by: Marcus T at November 28, 2024 11:55 AM (05Q0

Amen.
Shout it from the rooftops.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (2AW7/)

136 Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (HoJ+2)

137 I bought a small deep fryer for my Xmas present from my wife. I've never fried food, and I'm starting to wonder if I made a mistake. I won't know until the first time I make fried chicken.m I'm kind of assuming it will be better than Popeye's or the Colonel's.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C)

Oh DAMN Man!
Better follow that up with a ton of other stuff.
NEVER...EVER...buy the wife a gift that requires being plugged in. The last time for me was five years ago and the bread maker is still in the box in my man cave.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (W/lyH)

138 BiL just arrived. He's wearing a Trump sweatshirt. "Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner" with picture of Trump in MAGA hat holding a roasted turkey on a platter. It's a hit.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (hoCmQ)

139 doesn't belong on this blog.

But trebuchets to launch illegals is?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:04 PM (kWMii)

140 Speaking of cranberries, I zested tip of my pinky into mine by accident. I don't think they'll notice.
Posted by: olddog in mo

There were very small blood samples added to the potatoes at the txmome... really, really, really, small.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:04 PM (2FXCE)

141 doesn't belong on this blog.

Missed the memo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (kWMii)

142 Did you pick out any small pieces of bone?
Posted by: Archimedes
----------

No bones. Maybe small piece of the nail.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (hoCmQ)

143 I'm forever grateful.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (FAbrK)

Integrity is a virtue that takes many forms and has a variety of costs. But when you can look at the dude in the mirror each morning with clear eyes, it is worth it.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (W/lyH)

144 Bacon covered deviled eggs may not last until the oldest girl and her family arrive.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (3Ope8)

145 Oh DAMN Man!
Better follow that up with a ton of other stuff.
NEVER...EVER...buy the wife a gift that requires being plugged in. The last time for me was five years ago and the bread maker is still in the box in my man cave.

I'm the cook in our family, and the deep fryer is for me. I think it'll be awesome. My kitchen is already pretty well equipped, so I don't foresee needing to buy much more, except perhaps an upgraded fire extinguisher.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C)

146 I can't be the only person here childproofing bits of the house.

Meaning, I know little kids are coming here and I'm removing things that can be broken, tossed, etc.

Back to cleaning. Late, I know. Informal Christmas though. And the kids get gifts which is fun.

Posted by: Stateless at November 28, 2024 12:06 PM (jvJvP)

147 Tried to watch the end of the Macys Parade to see Santa. When did Mrs. Clause turn into a black woman? Plus, no Christmas music when Santa appeared and a bunch of stupid credits rolling over his face. Garbage.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 28, 2024 12:06 PM (AzZuB)

148 I bought a small deep fryer for my Xmas present from my wife. I've never fried food, and I'm starting to wonder if I made a mistake. I won't know until the first time I make fried chicken.m I'm kind of assuming it will be better than Popeye's or the Colonel's.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C)

Oh DAMN Man!
Better follow that up with a ton of other stuff.
NEVER...EVER...buy the wife a gift that requires being plugged in. The last time for me was five years ago and the bread maker is still in the box in my man cave.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (W/lyH)
***

OK
All good.
I just reread that.
Reading it wrong sent shivers down my spine.
Guess I'd better stop with the memosas.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:07 PM (W/lyH)

149 I'm forever grateful.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
------------

Glad it all worked out. God bless.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 28, 2024 12:08 PM (hoCmQ)

150 "Missed the memo.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM"

Hard to believe, it was from ace and it was looking like he was going to ban you for it if you didn't stop.

You stopped for a couple of days and then you were back at it again.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 12:08 PM (QB+5g)

151 Happy thanksgiving !!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 28, 2024 12:08 PM (WL2lA)

152 Christmas gifts... I'm giving thanks that Costco had 4 burner griddles in the closest store to us. They also had the 2 burner and since I've been thinking a 36" griddle is a bit on the large size... The 2 burner is sitting in the back room waiting for Christmas day opening.
Yeah, it's a gift for me as I'm not completely crazy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:09 PM (2FXCE)

153 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (FAbrK)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2024 12:09 PM (HoJ+2)

154 Just gonna be me, the Missus and elder son for dinner today. that's okay, but I miss the big family gatherings at my parents' house in Montana. Seven kids, spouses and numerous grandkids all over the place. No politics, just lots of laughter and loud conversation.

Probably won't happen again, as Mom lives in Georgia now. But she's got my brother and his family to keep her company.

Happy Thanksgiving, Horde.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 28, 2024 12:10 PM (Ad8y9)

155 I cannot get my 3 lb turkey breast to remain upright in the roasting pan, even propped up with a Pyrex bowl
Can it just cook on its side?
I am about this far from sending him to the store for more mush soup and making an emergency King Ranch casserole.

Or a Stovetop Stuffing with chicken one. Yeah, that would be better.

At least we have abundant sides.
Anyway...

Wishing you all a happy and peaceful Thanksgiving.
Y'all are the best!

Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:10 PM (f+FmA)

156 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womins Reproductertive Centar wants to to wish Presdent Obama a Harppy Thnanksgivering day.

We Love you and miss you and Michealle.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 28, 2024 12:11 PM (0oV4I)

157 Happy Thanksgiving, Horde!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 28, 2024 12:11 PM (z0QHk)

158 Philly used to have a Mummers Parade....do they still?
Posted by: BignJames at November 28, 2024 11:32 AM (Yj6Os)

New Years Day.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 28, 2024 12:11 PM (iODuv)

159 Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:10 PM
Use forks as crutches.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 12:12 PM (jgmnb)

160 Never thought I ever saw bacon on deviled eggs, has to be good

Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (fwDg9)

161 Happy Thanksgiving to CBD and the horde!
I have so much to be thankful for, especially this place.
Hope everyone enjoys their day and the company you're with.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (dg+HA)

162 Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (FAbrK)

You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2024 12:09 PM

Just an American. But thank you.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (FAbrK)

163 know little kids are coming here

Too big to crate?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (kWMii)

164 You, sir, are a great American.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2024

Yes, he is ,and it’s great to hear his positive news!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (XQX5L)

165 "Never thought I ever saw bacon on deviled eggs, has to be good"

Yes, it is very good. You need to try it. Honest.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 12:14 PM (QB+5g)

166 CBD and Horde members, hope you and yours have a glorious Thanksgiving. We just have immediate family in the area, so it will only be the five of us, but a fight had already broken out, so there's that.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 28, 2024 12:14 PM (v23vE)

167 NBCnews: The Village People’s 1978 hit just topped the Billboard charts for the first time as listenership surges.

Trump made “YMCA” a staple at his rallies. Data shows it’s sticking around.

Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+UTCv)

168 159 Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:10 PM
Use forks as crutches.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 12:12 PM (jgmnb)

Trying that right now- thank you!
It just us, our son and his girlfriend, so not a disaster any way it works out.

Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:16 PM (f+FmA)

169 my 3 lb turkey breast to remain upright

*****

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:16 PM (kWMii)

170 152 Yeah, it's a gift for me as I'm not completely crazy!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:09 PM
***
Good day to you Sir. I've met you. You're crazy. A very good crazy - somewhere in the mad scientist/eccentric vein of crazy. Glad you're on our side.

Posted by: TRex at November 28, 2024 12:16 PM (IQ6Gq)

171
I have a silver version of the Bond DB3 with ejection seat, machine guns, rotating plates and tire slashing spinners.

Messala had one of those tire slashing vehicles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

172 163 know little kids are coming here

Too big to crate?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:13 PM (kWMii

We're putting them to work.

They're decorating.

Child labour is the best.

Posted by: Stateless at November 28, 2024 12:17 PM (jvJvP)

173 NBCnews: The Village People’s 1978 hit just topped the Billboard charts for the first time as listenership surges.

Trump made “YMCA” a staple at his rallies. Data shows it’s sticking around.
Posted by: SMOD at November 28, 2024 12:15 PM (+UTCv)

I don't even understand what a "Billboard chart" is anymore.

Are people listening to the song on various platforms? Are radio stations playing it? Are there sales that are being measured?

What?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 12:18 PM (lH8E4)

174 That Astin Maritn add says one thing: high maintenance!

Posted by: Pikov Andropov at November 28, 2024 12:18 PM (QyD0M)

175 168 159 Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:10 PM
Use forks as crutches.
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 12:12 PM (jgmnb)

Trying that right now- thank you!
It just us, our son and his girlfriend, so not a disaster any way it works out.
Posted by: sal at November 28, 2024 12:16 PM (f+FmA)
Have everybody whistle ‘When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again’ when it comes to the table.

Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2024 12:18 PM (jgmnb)

176 Makes me want to test drive a used Aston-Martin right now. Will have to wait 'til Saturday ,,though. Maybe. Is there a dealership in the greater Cincinnati area?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 28, 2024 12:18 PM (XjTSo)

177 Is Jaguar selling a large flat rock?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

178 143 I'm forever grateful.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 28, 2024 11:58 AM (FAbrK)
Integrity is a virtue that takes many forms and has a variety of costs. But when you can look at the dude in the mirror each morning with clear eyes, it is worth it.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:05 PM (W/lyH)

This!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2024 12:20 PM (hOUT3)

179 Good day to you Sir. I've met you. You're crazy. A very good crazy - somewhere in the mad scientist/eccentric vein of crazy. Glad you're on our side.
Posted by: TRex

Thank you.
I may resemble that remark; but, I'd rather it be further on eclectic than eccentric side...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:20 PM (2FXCE)

180 Yeah, it's a gift for me as I'm not completely crazy!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:09 PM (2FXCE)

-------------------------------------

The other day, I had to explain to my son why anyone would buy their own Christmas gifts. He didn't see the point. I basically told him it was the best way to ensure you get precisely what you want.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2024 12:20 PM (F4bAW)

181 Makes me want to test drive a used Aston-Martin right now. Will have to wait 'til Saturday ,,though. Maybe. Is there a dealership in the greater Cincinnati area?
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 28, 2024 12:18 PM (XjTSo)

Makes me want to bang a hot chick on a kitchen counter.

I'm pretty sure there are dealerships around here for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 28, 2024 12:20 PM (lH8E4)

182 179 Good day to you Sir. I've met you. You're crazy. A very good crazy - somewhere in the mad scientist/eccentric vein of crazy. Glad you're on our side.
Posted by: TRex

Thank you.
I may resemble that remark; but, I'd rather it be further on eclectic than eccentric side...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:20 PM (2FXCE)

Had a beard for a while the last year. Brother said it made me look like the Una-bomber...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

183 You want to bang a hot chick on a kitchen counter.
You'd settle for the sisters from the Art Thread
You get the turkey

Posted by: Guy who is always looking for breasts at November 28, 2024 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

184 Washington Nearsider.

There is a book in your story.

Sure do wish you would write it!

THANKFUL THANKSGIVING, HORDE!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2024 12:22 PM (Xo+UM)

185 We're putting them to work.

They're decorating.

Child labour is the best.
Posted by: Stateless

I'm cooking another turkey tomorrow and the house lighting and Christmas decorations will be getting done with the 10yr olds help.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:22 PM (2FXCE)

186 183 You want to bang a hot chick on a kitchen counter.
You'd settle for the sisters from the Art Thread
You get the turkey
Posted by: Guy who is always looking for breasts at November 28, 2024 12:22 PM (vFG9F)

That was raw, man

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

187 137 I bought a small deep fryer for my Xmas present from my wife. I've never fried food, and I'm starting to wonder if I made a mistake. I won't know until the first time I make fried chicken.m I'm kind of assuming it will be better than Popeye's or the Colonel's.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 28, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C)

Oh DAMN Man!
Better follow that up with a ton of other stuff.
NEVER...EVER...buy the wife a gift that requires being plugged in. The last time for me was five years ago and the bread maker is still in the box in my man cave.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2024 12:03 PM (W/lyH)

You are correct but there's an exception to this rule. If your lady asked for the appliance then it's completely fine. My SIL always asks for appliances. I still pick on my brother for giving his wife a vacuum and he keeps saying that's what she wanted. YMMV

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 28, 2024 12:23 PM (Lz9t1)

188 Jaguar selling a large flat rock?

Bring your own cow and cliff.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 28, 2024 12:23 PM (kWMii)

189 NOOD Turkey

Posted by: Old Blue at November 28, 2024 12:23 PM (X6YhY)

190 Jim SND! How are you doing? I'm resting in bed w my tablet, so can't access my email.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

191 Had a beard for a while the last year. Brother said it made me look like the Una-bomber...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This year it is the *right* look!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:25 PM (2FXCE)

192 Here's a fun bit from an expat Englishman in the USA which concerns his comparison of actual Thanksgiving and a Steve Martin movie. And there's a cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szwExMvoSz8

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 28, 2024 12:26 PM (XjTSo)

193 ...Jim SND! How are you doing? I'm resting in bed w my tablet, so can't access my email.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 28, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

Prayers up for you, amigo. I can type 'em, even if I can't voice 'em.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2024 12:29 PM (Xo+UM)

194 I'm cooking another turkey tomorrow and the house lighting and Christmas decorations will be getting done with the 10yr olds help.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 28, 2024 12:22 PM (2FXCE)

Good for you.

Enjoy!

Posted by: Stateless at November 28, 2024 12:29 PM (jvJvP)

195 "This year it is the *right* look!"

I've always had this weird feeling the Ted may have been ahead of his time.

Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 12:30 PM (QB+5g)

196 Washington Nearsider

So glad to hear you came out of this with your honor intact!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 28, 2024 12:31 PM (hOUT3)

197 "Here is Jaguar's attempt to sell cars. It's freakish and weird and insults the very people who want to buy a beautiful, sexy, powerful automobile"

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The car has since been renamed the Faguar....

Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 28, 2024 06:43 PM (h75CA)

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