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Thanksgiving Eve

It's the most wonderful time of the year. I don't mean that with an ounce of cynicism or sarcasm. I love Thanksgiving and think it is probably our greatest holiday. Not that it is without its stresses and, of course, its expenses - regardless of what the propagandists at CNBC have to say. I am eyebrow-deep in those stresses and expenses, but c'est la vie. It's part of the package, and more than worth it.

Thanksgiving is a uniquely American holiday. Not that end-of-season harvest festivals are uniquely American, or that thanksgiving celebrations are uniquely American. They are not. But Thanksgiving as tremendous multi-day civic holiday is. We have one Thanksgiving Day, but it goes beyond that for most. It's always among the busiest - if not the busiest travel period of the year for a reason. It's a time when Americans come together and celebrate.

And there is always something to celebrate. Maybe you had a great year and have nothing but bounty to celebrate. Maybe you had a lousy year full of tribulations, as is distressingly common. But there is always something good worth acknowledging. When Lincoln founded our great national holiday, we weren't exactly sauntering through our salad days of joy and luck. We were a nation at war with itself, brother against brother. And yet, even then, there were things for which we could give thanks.

Thanksgiving is the most truly inclusive holiday on anyone's calendar. It is a universalist holiday, and a civic holiday. It is prayerful though not religious. It is national though not exclusive. It is not for some but not others. It is about one of the few common threads linking all men: gratitude, and the capacity for gratitude. It applies to and is for all of us. Thanksgiving is an American holiday through and through and is emblematic of our American culture. Whether one is an American by birth or an American by choice, this is our great time to celebrate what we have and who we are.

So the turkey came out dry or the cranberries were too tart (or not tart enough) or your blowhard cousin can't stop running his mouth or some drunk relative spills wine on the rug. Things can go wrong. Things can cost too much and be too much work. Regardless of the state of the world or the stresses or expenses of hosting or of travel or of being in close quarters or of having to work or being alone on the holiday, I sincerely hope everyone can find joy and reflect on his blessings - however numerous or sparse - during our great American celebration of gratitude.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Joe Mannix at 11:00 AM




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1 First!

Posted by: Otto Zilch at November 27, 2024 11:00 AM (AFztM)

2 I'll call em

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2024 11:01 AM (G91gr)

3 Nicely put Joe!

Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (1m82a)

4 Early.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (4780s)

5 Pretty eloquent for a degenerate gambling monkey!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 11:02 AM (OguvZ)

6 Thank you ! Well said.

Posted by: OkJohn at November 27, 2024 11:03 AM (8Hsmj)

7 When a kid I loved Thanksgiving, few weeks after my birthday and month of Christmas coming. But it was a very big family gathering, high school football game. Was a great holiday.

Posted by: Skip at November 27, 2024 11:03 AM (G91gr)

8 Happy Thanksgiving!
The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 14h
REPORT: The Democratic Party is in chaos—Michael Moore has turned on Joe Biden, and Bernie Sanders might abandon ship.

Moore blasted Biden's warmongering, saying, “Seriously? This is your legacy? This is how you want to go out? In a blaze of horror? Like, if Joe’s got to go, we all got to go with him? Right into World War Three?”

“We’re hearing rumblings in Democrat circles that it’s gotten so bad that Bernie Sanders is thinking about officially leaving and starting a third party,” @JesseBWatters reported.

Dem strategist James Carville says that Democrats don't even know where the freaking light switch is.

“People will call me and say, ‘Do this or do that.’ But I’m trying to find the light switch here, dude, and I can’t—the wall is blank right now. But I’m—It’s—we are fooling around in the dark here. That I know.”

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
I'm not supposed to enjoy this so much.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (hovnC)

9 Thank you, Joe. That is very nicely stated.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (MsrgL)

10 tonight is the busiest bar night of the year, so I hear

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (dCxaZ)

11 Canuckistan has their Thanksgiving weeks before ours. That's because they have to do it before the Tundra Muck freezes solid.

Posted by: Pontiac Parisienne at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (nS6qG)

12 Very nice, Joe Mannix. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (SfhV1)

13 I'll be nursing a busted up knee for Thanksgiving. Torn ligaments I think. Hurts like hell.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (Q4IgG)

14 Nicely put Joe, thank you!

I love Thanksgiving also - today, I am baking the loaves of bread and the deserts for dinner tomorrow. Great fun!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (WXNFJ)

15 It's probably best if the "rug" that the drunk relative spills wine on is someone's toupee.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (WPL6O)

16 Great post Joe Mannix. TG is my favorite holiday too. I hope everyone has a happy, peaceful Thanksgiving day.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (33578)

17 Happy Thanksgiving, Joe!

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (v6JzV)

18 March 22, 2233 is my favorite holiday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)

19 John Kerry: We Need To ‘Declare A Climate Emergency’ And ‘Get People To Behave’

-
Oh, behave!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:06 AM (L/fGl)

20 Thanksgiving is nice because there's no pressure of gift-buying.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 27, 2024 11:06 AM (SfhV1)

21
It's just Her Majesty and me. And a very traditional dinner planned. Turkey, scalloped potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie. Last year we were watching puppies. In 2021, she was in Alabama at a show. We have a strange house.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:06 AM (dxSpM)

22 As a kid we were released from school at noon Thanksgiving day. That three and a half day weekend was a big deal.

Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (i0F8b)

23 tonight is the busiest bar night of the year, so I hear

Posted by: kallisto


Busier than New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)

24 Thanksgiving is... not for some but not others.

I would say it's not for those who are ungrateful or commies. It's for anyone thankful, but those who are not, have no part in it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (0eaVi)

25 “People will call me and say, ‘Do this or do that.’ But I’m trying to find the light switch here, dude, and I can’t—the wall is blank right now. But I’m—It’s—we are fooling around in the dark here. That I know.”

Doesn't matter if they find the switch, there's no power, since the solar can't find the sun and the windmills all broke and burned down, and they shut down the real power plants years ago...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (OUMaO)

26 Deep fried turkey.

Posted by: It's delicious at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (dg+HA)

27 Thanksgiving is a four day weekend so if you didn’t like anything else about it it’s got that going for it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:08 AM (D6PGr)

28
REPORT: The Democratic Party is in chaos—Michael Moore has turned on Joe Biden, and Bernie Sanders might abandon ship.

_________

I thought Bernie was an Independent. How can he abandon a ship he's not sailing on?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:08 AM (dxSpM)

29 28 Thanksgiving is a four day weekend so if you didn’t like anything else about it it’s got that going for it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:08 AM (D6PGr)

=======

Not if you work for a bank!

It's illegal for banks to be closed 4 days in a row.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:08 AM (GBKbO)

30 Nicely stated Joe Mannix. Sometimes we get caught up in all the prep and forget the Thanksgiving part of this holiday.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 27, 2024 11:08 AM (UKUm3)

31 Things can go wrong. Things can cost too much and be too much work. Regardless of the state of the world or the stresses or expenses of hosting or of travel or of being in close quarters or of having to work or being alone on the holiday, I sincerely hope everyone can find joy and reflect on his blessings - however numerous or sparse - during our great American celebration of gratitude.

------

This whole post was good but I especially liked the this part.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:09 AM (jyAD3)

32 As a kid we were released from school at noon Thanksgiving day. That three and a half day weekend was a big deal.
Posted by: davidt

So you actually had to go to school on Thanksgiving morning??!!

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:09 AM (v6JzV)

33 'BREAKING NEWS'

People are traveling to visit relatives for Thanksgiving.

ain't the msm just great

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:09 AM (Yj6Os)

34 I thought Bernie was an Independent. How can he abandon a ship he's not sailing on?

IIRC, he's an Independent (yeah, sure) but he caucuses with the Dems, because an I who doesn't caucus with one of the main parties has no power at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:09 AM (xCA6C)

35 Turkey GAAAINZ!
Bo Loudon @BoLoudon Nov 24
🚨WOW! PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY PICK HULK HOGAN TO RUN THE PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL ON PHYSICAL FITNESS!

"My president said, 'You know something, you'd be great to run the President’s Council on Physical Fitness,'" Hogan said.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN, BROTHER!💪

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:10 AM (hovnC)

36 Thanksgiving Eve and I still haven't consumed ANY Pumpkin Spice. Winning!!

Posted by: Jive Turkey at November 27, 2024 11:10 AM (nS6qG)

37 Thanks, Joe, and Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde!

I'm cooking this year. Miraculously, everything that has to go in the oven cooks at the same temperature. This will make things much easier, especially as my kitchen is pretty small.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2024 11:10 AM (LxER7)

38 I'm'a say this much, as much as I complain, I've still got loads to be thankful for. Finding a good church (at last!) has been a major boon to my spirit and my mind. I've got a roof over my head and maybe not three square meals a day, but I don't starve. My clothes may be ragged but I have them. I do have good friends still. Maybe now I can start putting the other pieces together with sanity seeming to return...so a little more hope in that area.

If you look hard enough, there's always something to be thankful for. And in my mind, it's worth it to make the effort.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:10 AM (OUMaO)

39 🚨WOW! PRESIDENT TRUMP MAY PICK HULK HOGAN TO RUN THE PRESIDENT'S COUNCIL ON PHYSICAL FITNESS!

"My president said, 'You know something, you'd be great to run the President’s Council on Physical Fitness,'" Hogan said.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN, BROTHER!💪


Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)

40 Beautiful. Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: Mamala at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (w6EFb)

41 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (T53xy)

42 Great post Joe.
A very Happy Thanksgiving to the Horde!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (W/lyH)

43 Happy Thanksgiving to you Joe Mannix!
And a happy Thanksgiving to all the hordelings!


Would like to wish you and yours a monumental Happy Thanksgiving. You're always fun to read.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Fx05J)

Thank you! And have a wonderful Thanksgiving for you and fam!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (4XwPj)

44 I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV -- and for helping him Swamp The Vote (to appropriately help Drain The Swamp).

This would have been a much more depressing Thanksgiving otherwise ... I almost forgot what it felt like to have Hope and Optimism.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (CjZYm)

45 Regardless of the state of the world or the stresses or expenses of hosting or of travel or of being in close quarters or of having to work or being alone on the holiday, I sincerely hope everyone can find joy and reflect on his blessings - however numerous or sparse - during our great American celebration of gratitude.

I ought to write this out on an index card and keep it with me all season long.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (Q0kLU)

46 11 Canuckistan has their Thanksgiving weeks before ours. That's because they have to do it before the Tundra Muck freezes solid.

Posted by: Pontiac Parisienne at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (nS6qG)

Yes, and our biggest shopping days of the year were the days AFTER Christmas...Boxing Day which became Boxing Week.

BUT our retailers need to stay open to so a lot of them have Black Friday sales now. Which saves people the trouble of having to cross the border for good deals.

Posted by: Stateless at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (jvJvP)

47 44 Happy Thanksgiving to you Joe Mannix!
And a happy Thanksgiving to all the hordelings!


Would like to wish you and yours a monumental Happy Thanksgiving. You're always fun to read.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 10:57 AM (Fx05J)

=======

Does this need a sarc tag?!

So hard to tell with you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (GBKbO)

48 A little naive when it comes to families such as mine, and how I wish I could cook like my parents and grandmothers, but it's also sweet & does make me think of some lovely past memories.

Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (NFX2v)

49 Also, the plus side of family fucking off on holidays is no 6 hours both ways travel for a short ass period of time. Honestly, I miss 'em, but I'm getting a little old for the travel time...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (OUMaO)

50 Huh.
I'd of figured a Thanksgiving post by Joe Mannix would feature a turkey with large wonderful breasts.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (W/lyH)

51 Well said Joe! That’s a great way to kick off the holiday.

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (7cyMM)

52 Thanksgiving will be just Mrs OCiS and I this year. Traditional fixings will be on the table. Bourbon goes with turkey, right?

I wish all the Horde a wonderful Thanksgiving. We have much to be thankful for. Food on the table, clothes on your back, roof over your head with family and friends that you love.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (N39Ws)

53 “We’re hearing rumblings in Democrat circles that it’s gotten so bad that Bernie Sanders is thinking about officially leaving and starting a third party,” @JesseBWatters reported.

yeah this was predictable

the party of the donkey is about to splinter

it was a very loosely knit coalition anyway, they were only bound together by hatred of rightwingers, which means anyone who deviated one degree from their agenda

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (dCxaZ)

54 I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

Instead, we had a fully televised miracle, live. That's going to be remembered long after everything else.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (OUMaO)

55 One thing Canada has over us is that you could buy a Mercury pickup truck up there in America's hat.

Posted by: Rebadged, Though It Was at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (nS6qG)

56 It’s nice going to friend’s house for Thanksgiving but I picture the best Thanksgiving being at your grandparent’s house with parents, uncle , aunts and cousins where after eating you retire to the TV room where your grandpa gets in his favorite recliner and unbuttons his pants to allow his full stomach to breath and you claim a seat on the couch where you can spontaneously nap before the first quarter is over.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (D6PGr)

57 Bernie Sanders might abandon ship.

-
Quick! Someone throw him an anchor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (L/fGl)

58 Carville may as well stfu....pretty obvious he has no influence.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (Yj6Os)

59 Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)

-----------------

Boys will be prevented from graduating high school until they can rip their shirt off their chest.

/Actually, that's not a bad idea ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (CjZYm)

60 When I was a kid, my favorite part of Thanksgiving was watching all the parades on CBS hosted by the stars of various CBS shows, with William Conrad as the overall host.

They even showed the parade in Honolulu. Hosted by Jack Lord, of course.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (v6JzV)

61 5
‘ Pretty eloquent for a degenerate gambling monkey!’

I can’t imagine a careful fellow like Joe Mannix ever gambling with his degeneracy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (jbnUc)

62 the party of the donkey is about to splinter

it was a very loosely knit coalition anyway, they were only bound together by hatred of rightwingers, which means anyone who deviated one degree from their agenda

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (dCxaZ)

That would be nice if the far far left wackos formed a new party and left the Ds. The only problem is, that would leave the Rs to take over. The GOPe needs to go, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (0eaVi)

63 My wife's family has had a bad, nay HORRIBLE year. I'm thankful that we are in a position to help them out.

(I know, it sounds like a humble brag)

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (xCA6C)

64 As always when they lose an election, the Democrats will rally and unite against the common enemy.

Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (i0F8b)

65 I like Thanksgiving better than Christmas. Too much drama during Christmas.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (g8Ew8)

66 Was invited for tamales at my brother's house, but can't go due to my recuperation and dietary restrictions...such a shame. His wife's tamales are the bomb!
...
and no, I don't mean tamales in any double entendre way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:16 AM (ynpvh)

67 the party of the donkey is about to splinter

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (dCxaZ)
-

I.e., ass crack.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:16 AM (T53xy)

68 Team America holidays.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 27, 2024 11:16 AM (TtMDa)

69 66 I like Thanksgiving better than Christmas. Too much drama during Christmas.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 11:15 AM (g8Ew

Celebrate Boxing day instead. That'll confuse the relatives.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:17 AM (ynpvh)

70 We are typically cursed with some sort of emergency on Thanksgiving, or right around a major holiday.

This year it's my knee giving out and the septic tank at our daughter's place is full and need to be cleaned out.

Always with the drama. 🤪

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:17 AM (Q4IgG)

71 54 the party of the donkey is about to splinter

it was a very loosely knit coalition anyway, they were only bound together by hatred of rightwingers, which means anyone who deviated one degree from their agenda

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (dCxaZ)

=======

Political power allows patronage which keeps disparate and contradictory interests together.

They were saved in 2016 by the GOP ganging up with them against Trump. It was also within the realm of normal political losses.

2020 would have shattered the party, but the cheat kept them together. It was obvious that the frictions within the party were not actually fixable, but patronage (positions, money, and power) papers over a lot.

2024 is going to strain the fractions in the D Party A LOT. They'll come together for 2026 to some degree, but the primaries should be particularly vicious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

72 69 the party of the donkey is about to splinter

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:13 AM (dCxaZ)
-

I.e., ass crack.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:16 AM (T53xy)

Southwest Airline stewardess after bumpy landing in St. Louis some years back:
"It wasn't the plane's fault. It wasn't the pilot's fault. It was the asphalt."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:18 AM (ynpvh)

73
Carville was 150% onboard with KH, predicted she'd win convincingly. Trump was HItler/convictedfelon NaziOrangeManBad/AllTheBadThingsInTheWorld

and now he wants to lecture the young 'uns

go slither back under a rock you old slimy fool


I'm not sure he was a KH fan. During the campaign, he cussed out the yoots who were destroying it, but I think that's more because he's a campaign pro, and hates seeing it done badly.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:18 AM (xCA6C)

74 I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

Instead, we had a fully televised miracle, live. That's going to be remembered long after everything else.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (OUMaO)

Agree 100%.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 11:18 AM (g8Ew8)

75 Joe this is perfect for today and tomorrow.
Hope you and actually all of you have a wonderful Thanksgiving. You all are so insightful, thoughtful, humorous, and overall just the best. I am grateful for so much and you all are part of it.
Will be counting them when we are with family that at times can be trying.
Best memories are with grandparents and our family, the warmth, the chaos, the laughing and the love most of all.
Cheers you all!

Posted by: Paisley at November 27, 2024 11:18 AM (ny1NG)

76
Hey, buddy!

https://youtu.be/o3TKEWt9Q5Q

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (dg+HA)

77 I get to go to a fancy high-end restaurant with my favorite lady tomorrow, and that in itself is reason enough to give thanks. But to be fair, I have been very blessed this year even though it has been a stressful one. I cannot complain.

Oh, and the internet is full of TDS breakdowns and Trump-dance videos, so life is pretty good.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (goI6p)

78 Lorne Green and Betty White were the best parade hosts.

Posted by: In Color! at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (nS6qG)

79 Carville may as well stfu....pretty obvious he has no influence.
Posted by: BignJames

He's too sane for the demoncrats.
Ponder that for a moment.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (4XwPj)

80 As a kid we were released from school at noon Thanksgiving day. That three and a half day weekend was a big deal.
Posted by: davidt

Schools closed here for Thanksgiving last Friday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (L/fGl)

81 “We’re hearing rumblings in Democrat circles that it’s gotten so bad that Bernie Sanders is thinking about officially leaving and starting a third party,” @JesseBWatters reported.

Guess Bernie wants to buy another house.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (ExV1e)

82 Greene

Posted by: In Color! at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (nS6qG)

83 Dem strategist James Carville says that Democrats don't even know where the freaking light switch is.

Elon said that's literal. Federal employees worked from home for so long they went back into their buildings recently and couldn't figure out how to turn the lights on, so they're having meetings with cell phone flashlights.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (2ocoG)

84 72 We are typically cursed with some sort of emergency on Thanksgiving, or right around a major holiday.

This year it's my knee giving out and the septic tank at our daughter's place is full and need to be cleaned out.

Always with the drama. 🤪

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:17 AM (Q4IgG)

Had a coworker hire some Mexican laborer and had them clean his septic tank. The next day he went by to pick them up again and they said, "No, señor, we can't help you today."...
Jobs even Mexicans don't want to do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (ynpvh)

85 One thing Canada has over us is that you could buy a Mercury pickup truck up there in America's hat.

Posted by: Rebadged, Though It Was at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (nS6qG)

Huh, I did not know that.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (Yj6Os)

86 shit

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (ynpvh)

87 One thing I miss is the large family gatherings at Thanksgiving. But we're all so spread out now across the country that it is virtually impossible for all of us to get together at the same time.

I am blessed to have a bunch of siblings and their spouses that all get along very well. Thanksgiving was always loud, but very cheerful. Lots and lots of laughter. I miss that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (xPJvm)

88 We seem to live in our own little bubble here at the HQ. Here's a ray of reality from DU:

"80 million expected to travel for the holiday - just 3 weeks ago they couldn't afford eggs!

You will never convince me that this election was about the price of eggs. President Biden's economy coming out of the pandemic was chugging along pretty good, and rates were coming down. This was clearly about race/sex, and specifically a black woman trying to win the presidency. Voters (many males & also some female) decided they'd rather go with the white, male felon. Just like they did in 2016 when another woman was on the ballot. Turkey is definitely an appropriate bird for this holiday."

===

"He ended the war in Afghanistan too. But they only see visual images and propaganda."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (a3Q+t)

89 I normally don't engage in what ifs - BUT, can you imagine where our country would be if President Trump had not turned his head?

Honestly, even the most doom and gloomer folks would have underestimated the chaos.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (WXNFJ)

90 Carville's head looks so very much like anvil to me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM (pohLc)

91 I'll be nursing a busted up knee for Thanksgiving. Torn ligaments I think. Hurts like hell.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (Q4IgG)


What treatment are you going for? Dirt rubbing or hot iron slapping?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (ExV1e)

92 75 I'm not sure he was a KH fan. During the campaign, he cussed out the yoots who were destroying it, but I think that's more because he's a campaign pro, and hates seeing it done badly.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:18 AM (xCA6C)

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He's a partisan who wants his party to win.

So, he tries to make things better behind the scenes and puts on a loyal face to the rest of the world.

He'd do the same if the party nominated a wet dish rag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

93 MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN, BROTHER!💪

Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)

Only for the 98 pound weaklings.

Posted by: Charles Atlas at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (iODuv)

94 A bold statement.

Posted by: Uh oh at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (dg+HA)

95 what the...?

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (Yj6Os)

96 Lorne Green and Betty White were the best parade hosts.
Posted by: In Color! at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (nS6qG)

(hic) What about me?

Posted by: Ed McMahon at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (0eaVi)

97 Will be cooking 2 turkeys tomorrow, one for the family feast and one for the local fire department crew with stuffing for both of course.
I learned from my son, a Captain now, that if the fire crew get a call they have to turn off all the cooking equipment.
One way I can make their day a little less hectic.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (tf+5h)

98 Haven't been putting the protections against that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (ynpvh)

99 the party of the donkey is about to splinter

Posted by: kallis

Splinter brain cell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (L/fGl)

100 The Surprising Statistics Behind Thanksgiving Eve Drinking

Thanksgiving Eve isn’t just a small bump in alcohol consumption—it’s a massive spike. According to a report from Alcohol.org, beer sales alone increase by 270% compared to an average day. Liquor sales also see a significant rise of 114%, while wine sales jump by 68%. These statistics even outpace other well-known drinking holidays like New Year’s Eve and St. Patrick’s Day.

In some cities, alcohol-related incidents such as DUIs and drunk driving accidents also increase during this time. Nationwide, the U.S. National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism (NIAAA) reported a sharp rise in alcohol-related accidents during this period.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (dCxaZ)

101 Don't forget to AJAX your bird before roasting/deep frying.

Posted by: National Sanitation Foundation at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (nS6qG)

102 When I was a kid, my family grew Christmas trees. Oftentimes we would have load semis on Thanksgiving that were taking the trees to distant markets. One year we had multiple trucks to load, and ate Thanksgiving dinner in between the departure of one and the arrival of the next.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (v6JzV)

103 shit
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM


That's my line.

Posted by: Jerrold N., (D-NY) at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (a3Q+t)

104 I'll drink to that.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (dg+HA)

105
I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

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That was the day he actually was elected. Imagine where we'd be if they killed him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (dxSpM)

106 Busier than New Year's Eve?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:07 AM (xCA6C)


I just posted the article

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (dCxaZ)

107 Oh, in my part of Canada we are celebrating Christmas tomorrow!

Usually the tree goes up right after Halloween. Sometimes a bit earlier but we had a ton of renovations this year. And the kids of our friends and neighbours come over every year to decorate the tree.

Very informal. Just 2.5 to 3 hours. We get pizza and the kids get presents which started in year 2. I guess this is year 4.

Works out well this year.

Posted by: Stateless at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (jvJvP)

108 Yeah, a four day mini-holiday from school for Thanksgiving was a sweet deal growing up. We'd do Thanksgiving and my dad's brother and wife would do Christmas.

And the Bloody Mary tradition on Thanksgiving lives on...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (Q4IgG)

109 I would have liked nothing better than Carville having to live in a trailer park. He’s definitely a Huey Long Democrat. Pretends he is for the little people except when the mask occasionally slips.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (D6PGr)

110 Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)

It would be great if he does a press conference and the Iron Sheik hits him over the head with a chair.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (Fx05J)

111 Will be cooking 2 turkeys tomorrow, one for the family feast and one for the local fire department crew with stuffing for both of course.
I learned from my son, a Captain now, that if the fire crew get a call they have to turn off all the cooking equipment.
One way I can make their day a little less hectic.


What a nice thing to do! I'm sure TG is a big fire day what with all the people deep frying turkeys and such.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (xCA6C)

112 I think the left/dems should continue to call us racists, fascists, misogynists, homophobes, transphobes, islamaphobes, and dumb, uneducated, cult members.

I think it worked great!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (jyAD3)

113 105 shit
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM

That's my line.

Posted by: Jerrold N., (D-NY) at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (a3Q+t)

Your bottom line.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (ynpvh)

114 That was the day he actually was elected. Imagine where we'd be if they killed him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (dxSpM)

God clearly thought it was bad enough to intervene.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (Fx05J)

115 I'll be nursing a busted up knee for Thanksgiving. Torn ligaments I think. Hurts like hell.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:05 AM (Q4IgG)
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Don't guess. Go to a specialist. Need to also check if meniscus is torn or bone damaged.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:23 AM (T53xy)

116 The holiday season can only begin with a glass of egg nog in front of a fire.

[X] Egg nog
[ ] Fire

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (w9Wax)

117 I just posted the article

Okay, thanks. I learned something.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (xCA6C)

118 Have yourself a Hulk Hogan Christmas
Let your heart be light
Next year all our troubles will be out of sight

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (L/fGl)

119 The Dems stand for utterly nothing.

These last four years have been quite eye-opening.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (fV+MH)

120 IIRC, he's an Independent (yeah, sure) but he caucuses with the Dems, because an I who doesn't caucus with one of the main parties has no power at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:09 AM (xCA6C)


And he's independent because the Dems are insufficiently lunatic - economically - for him. I laughed at the recent shoeonhead video where she said he was economically populist... cuz there's nothing the people crave more than some good old communism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (ExV1e)

121 61 When I was a kid, my favorite part of Thanksgiving was watching all the parades on CBS hosted by the stars of various CBS shows, with William Conrad as the overall host.

They even showed the parade in Honolulu. Hosted by Jack Lord, of course.
Posted by: Bulg
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I think new hosts include Tara Lipinski (cutie) and fellow skating star Johnny Weir. They do a fine job, and Johnny, despite having five-alarm flamingly gay appearance, keeps his commentary pretty straight.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (fs1hN)

122 121 The Dems stand for utterly nothing.

These last four years have been quite eye-opening.
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (fV+MH)

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The Dems are now where the GOP was in 2012.

No vision other than being anti-the other side.

The GOP would have continued on that path without an injection of outside vigor, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (GBKbO)

123 One year we had multiple trucks to load, and ate Thanksgiving dinner in between the departure of one and the arrival of the next.
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:22 AM (v6JzV)

I'm sure it was heavy work, but that sounds like it might be a fun Thanksgiving. If you share with the truckers, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (0eaVi)

124 I have two seasons where I do the primary cooking. Summer and Thanksgiving/Christmas.

Summer, because the grill is running the entire season and that is my purview. The holiday season is full of traditional dishes, and I inherited many of them, including cookies, pies, sausage, rice pudding, and other niceties.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (47OwT)

125 Guess Bernie wants to buy another house dacha.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 27, 2024 11:20 AM


Fixed for accuracy, comrade.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (ZANHd)

126 Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)


Considering most teenage boys seems to have the testosterone levels of six year old girls, maybe he should.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (ExV1e)

127 Carville complaining that Kamala's staffers didn't want her to go on Joe Rogan's show is emblematic of what a clueless blowhard fuckwit he is. Whatever the reason, that was the correct call. She would've been a disaster.

Maybe she could've done more slutwalk-girl podcasts.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (OguvZ)

128 This span of holidays is hard ... always has been for me.

I have a hard time practicing gratitude, though I am ... but I feel hypocritical showing it.

I'm paralyzed by the need for everything to be "perfect".

So for the well being of everyone else around me, I retreat to a safer space ...alone.

Hasn't been the most successful way of dealing with things. Hope springs eternal that I outgrow my neuroses.

****

Anyway, all y'all enjoy your travels / family / celebrations.

Posted by: browndog wandering about at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (TTAGa)

129
The Dems stand for utterly nothing.

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Nowadays? Power. They don't really care about all their constituent Grievance groups. They're just disposable tools.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (dxSpM)

130 The Dems stand for utterly nothing.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (fV+MH)
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Not true!

Tyranny. Enslavement of the masses.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (T53xy)

131 As I alluded to this morning we cannot overestimate the "politics" portion of beating them this time.

Trump is the reason we are where we are. He spoke to everyone, he had a spine, and he never wavered. I have talked to libs who claim to have voted for him. It's not because of issues, it's because he appeals to them in some way. If we lose sight of that we will lose next time.

Then again I did remark some months back that it's going to be as hard to find Kamala voters soon as it was to find anyone who voted for Carter.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (Fx05J)

132 130 Carville complaining that Kamala's staffers didn't want her to go on Joe Rogan's show is emblematic of what a clueless blowhard fuckwit he is. Whatever the reason, that was the correct call. She would've been a disaster.

Maybe she could've done more slutwalk-girl podcasts.
Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 11:25 AM (OguvZ)

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Doing it or not doing it: both are terrible options.

The least terrible was probably doing it and trying to be genuine at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

133 Anti-Turkey Propaganda!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (muwun)

134 It’s nice going to friend’s house for Thanksgiving but I picture the best Thanksgiving being at your grandparent’s house with parents, uncle , aunts and cousins where after eating you retire to the TV room where your grandpa gets in his favorite recliner and unbuttons his pants to allow his full stomach to breath and you claim a seat on the couch where you can spontaneously nap before the first quarter is over.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:14 AM (D6PGr)

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I only got to experience that for 10 years with the family of my ex -- and it WAS wonderful.

Only exception -- and even though I was a football fan at that time: after eating, ALL the males would retire to the living room -- except for me (struck me as rude and anti-social).

First, I'd take all the kids outside to play for an hour, and then I'd hang out & talk with the females who remained at the dinner table (and helped clean up and do dishes).

Needless to say, this ingratiated me bigly with the ladies of the family ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:27 AM (CNepW)

135 This span of holidays is hard ... always has been for me.

Many churches now have a Blue Christmas for folks in your situation. It might be a good option.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:27 AM (xCA6C)

136 107
I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

_______

That was the day he actually was elected. Imagine where we'd be if they killed him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Imagine if the deep state is unable to delete all the evidence and Trump declassifies it. I'm curious what would happen.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:27 AM (fs1hN)

137 I am blessed to have a bunch of siblings and their spouses that all get along very well. Thanksgiving was always loud, but very cheerful. Lots and lots of laughter. I miss that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yeah, I'm the oldest of eight sibs and we had yuge gatherings as an Auntie and Nonna lived just up the hill.

I'm thankful I still have all my sibs. My youngest sister (I still remember rocking her to sleep when she was an infant) pointed out to me the other day that one of us will never see a funeral for any of the others. And one of us will see them all.

Ouch.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (WXNFJ)

138 Re a wet dish rag

Made me think of the Dennis Miller bit.

How about Mondale, huh? What an ass kicking that was. Made George McGovern look like William the Conquerer. All I know is when I went to bed, Monday had only three electoral votes than me- and I did not even run!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (HsOwE)

139 59
‘ Carville may as well stfu....pretty obvious he has no influence.’

I hope you’re right. He sounds like the only one on their side that understands they’re standing in a hole that they dug.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (jbnUc)

140 134 Trump is the reason we are where we are. He spoke to everyone, he had a spine, and he never wavered. I have talked to libs who claim to have voted for him. It's not because of issues, it's because he appeals to them in some way. If we lose sight of that we will lose next time.

Then again I did remark some months back that it's going to be as hard to find Kamala voters soon as it was to find anyone who voted for Carter.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (Fx05J)

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Trump is punk rock.

The Democrat Party is Taylor Swift covered by the corpse of Amy Winehouse.

The GOP is bad jazz your overeducated friend says is good but never listens to themselves.

The GOP still has a MASSIVE branding problem. He seems to be working to fix that, if his cabinet choices are any indication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

141
Seeing the Lions win and the Cowboys lose would be the cherry on the sundae.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (dxSpM)

142 I used to deep fry turkeys for Thanksgiving and Christmas but disposing several quarts of oil has become cumbersome.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (47OwT)

143 the septic tank at our daughter's place is full and need to be cleaned out.

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Well, it is an election year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (L/fGl)

144 The holiday season can only begin with a glass of egg nog in front of a fire.

[X] Egg nog
[ ] Fire
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (w9Wax)

Imma have Amaretto/OJ...don't nog 'til Christmas.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (Yj6Os)

145 2024 is going to strain the fractions in the D Party A LOT. They'll come together for 2026 to some degree, but the primaries should be particularly vicious.

it appears from internet chatter that there is a demorat faction that wants to go back to its roots to appeal to the blue collar man but unfortunately the freakazoid component was allowed to run rampant the past 4 years and they will not go gently into that long night.

the best indicator of the fracture though, is that the leading lights are starting a circular firing squad

and the RINOs will stay with them of course. I hope the sinking demorat ship takes the RINOs with them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:29 AM (dCxaZ)

146 The GOP still has a MASSIVE branding problem. He seems to be working to fix that, if his cabinet choices are any indication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)
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The people have to fix it. They need to vote out the ruling class and vote in principled, moral conservatives.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:29 AM (T53xy)

147 I'd of figured a Thanksgiving post by Joe Mannix would feature a turkey with large wonderful breasts.

Right here, big boy!

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at November 27, 2024 11:29 AM (Q0kLU)

148 We’re hearing rumblings in Democrat circles that it’s gotten so bad that Bernie Sanders is thinking about officially leaving and starting a third party,” @JesseBWatters reported.

This is regular thing with Bernie, though.
He has always sat as an Independent who caucuses with the Dems in the Senate.

When he ran for president in ‘16 & ‘20, he joined the Democrats for the primaries and then immediately left the part as soon as he lost.

So the Dems did have a point when they went after him for “not being a Democrat” when they screwed him out of the nomination, twice.

He already has a party; the Communist Party of the USA.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (6ydKt)

149 Carville may as well stfu....pretty obvious he has no influence.
Posted by: BignJames

He's too sane for the demoncrats.
Ponder that for a moment.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 11:19 AM (4XwPj)
***

He read Machiavelli and made it his bible.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (W/lyH)

150 NY Magazine has an article up complaining that all the Bobos posting pictures of an octopus on a drying rack from their trip to Greece are...boring.

Apparently Greece was the place that wealthy lefties were supposed to travel this year - last year it was Apulia in Italy.

And, I have to laugh at this stuff. The people that tell us Global Warming is going to kill us all also set overseas vacation targets for their readers AND tell them they are supposed to get more than pictures in fact some kind of deep meaning out of this travel.

Not that travel can't be fun, informative, and somewhat reflective but if all you have is the Churches of Gaia, Woke, and Stan to base your thoughts on...I don't think looking at Greek seascapes is going to really yield anything interesting.

Maybe dumping Christianity and the Western tradition wasn't such a good idea?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (oZhjI)

151 148 it appears from internet chatter that there is a demorat faction that wants to go back to its roots to appeal to the blue collar man but unfortunately the freakazoid component was allowed to run rampant the past 4 years and they will not go gently into that long night.

the best indicator of the fracture though, is that the leading lights are starting a circular firing squad

and the RINOs will stay with them of course. I hope the sinking demorat ship takes the RINOs with them.
Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:29 AM (dCxaZ)

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Slight disagreement: It's not 4 years. It's 16, since the rise of Obama.

Chicago political strategy + Intersectionality has taken over the top of the Democrat machine ever since, and it's not letting go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (GBKbO)

152 107
I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

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This, once again, gives me chills.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (jyAD3)

153 Trump is punk rock.

lol, exactly! John Lydon loves him some Trump

I've been sort of binging on Sex Pistols vids, and the thought came to me: Trump is the first Punk candidate and President

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (dCxaZ)

154 Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:27 AM (CNepW)

You were an in law and thus did the proper thing which is admirable. If they were your relatives it’s okay to be selfish and rude to a degree😀.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (D6PGr)

155 Well now Poland is the latest Euro country to warn it's people to get ready for war.
So what do they know that we don't.
I will be thankful is we get through tomorrow peacefully.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (W/lyH)

156 Beautifully expressed - thanks Joe.

Happy giving of thanks to all.

Peace

Posted by: AK at work at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (o+IHV)

157 Very nice post, Mannix.

Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (2bFN5)

158 " Carville complaining that Kamala's staffers didn't want her to go on Joe Rogan's show is emblematic of what a clueless blowhard fuckwit he is. Whatever the reason, that was the correct call. She would've been a disaster.

Posted by: spindrift"


That's a good point. Shows how out of touch he is.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (fV+MH)

159 Is Trump still a "convicted" felon?


Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (lCppi)

160 We are having TG at home this year since my Mother died. Boy928 was planning on coming today but he woke up with a cold, so it will be just us and our crazy Nam vet buddy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) sans apostrophe at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (aD39U)

161 156 Trump is punk rock.

lol, exactly! John Lydon loves him some Trump

I've been sort of binging on Sex Pistols vids, and the thought came to me: Trump is the first Punk candidate and President
Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (dCxaZ)

========

He plays by no one's rules but his own and is opposed by the establishment machine.

That's inherently cool at a level that corporate defined cool can never be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

162 The holiday season can only begin with a glass of egg nog in front of a fire.

[X] Egg nog
[ ] Fire
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 27, 2024 11:24 AM (w9Wax)


In SoCal the fires come in October.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (muwun)

163 Trump is a third party president but he did it the only way a third party could ever realistically win, which is by taking over an existing party. And having a shitload of charisma.

Probably just luck though.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (Fx05J)

164 Later, All. Off to Wegman's to pick up Thanksgiving goodies.

Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (v6JzV)

165 Amen, Mr. Mannix.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (rcnBO)

166 Carville gives me the effing creeps.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (jyAD3)

167 Krampus speaks!

Tim Walz Tells Supporters It's 'a Bit Scary' That Caring and Joy Lost Badly

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (L/fGl)

168 > 11 Canuckistan has their Thanksgiving weeks before ours. That's because they have to do it before the Tundra Muck freezes solid.
Posted by: Pontiac Parisienne at November 27, 2024 11:04 AM (nS6qG)

See, if they were smart (like us) they'd have it afterward so they could pick up bargains.

It's awesome to shop the December 26 sales and still have your gifts be on time for Christmas.

Posted by: The Russian Orthodox Church at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (W5ArC)

169 Doing it or not doing it: both are terrible options.

The least terrible was probably doing it and trying to be genuine at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

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"You look a little tense, Joe ... can I help unburden you from what has been your obvious sexual frustration? Trust me, it'll be ratings gold!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (F/90+)

170 " Carville complaining that Kamala's staffers didn't want her to go on Joe Rogan's show is emblematic of what a clueless blowhard fuckwit he is. Whatever the reason, that was the correct call. She would've been a disaster.

Posted by: spindrift"


That's a good point. Shows how out of touch he is.


Disagree. If the reports we're seeing now are to be believed, there was no time at which Kamala was leading in their internal polls. At such a time, do you play it safe, or do you throw a Hail Mary? Obviously the latter. That's what he was saying.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (xCA6C)

171 Hubbymayhem has to work tomorrow. He's off on Friday. The boy spawn and his lady have full day schedule tomorrow for Thanksgiving stuff with her family. So we are doing our Thanksgiving on Friday! Not shopping, not working, and not stressing. Just enjoying a meal and spending time together.


Unless we have to cart Hubbymayhem to the ER. He has something going on with his leg that looks like he could have a blood clot. DVT can be a problem for truck drivers. There will almost certainly be a doctor visit either Friday or Saturday.
Which could interfere with the not stressing part of the plan.

If any of you praying maniacs want to toss a few for Hubbymayhem, it will be appreciated.

I will make the pumpkin pie and the apple pie tomorrow.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (4XwPj)

172 162 Is Trump still a "convicted" felon?


Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (lCppi)

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If I remember correctly, he's not actually convicted until the judge sentences the defendant. It's a legal curio and little else, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (GBKbO)

173 145 I used to deep fry turkeys for Thanksgiving and Christmas but disposing several quarts of oil has become cumbersome.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (47OwT)

— —
If you know anyone who runs a restaurant you can always ask them if you can dispose it in their waste oil tank.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 11:34 AM (6ydKt)

174 Carville gives me the effing creeps.

No doubt, but you're not voting for him. He's the guy that won two presidential campaigns. That's who you want, no matter what an a-hole he is.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (xCA6C)

175 Kamala speaks!

https://is.gd/HVaJFQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl)

176 166 Trump is a third party president but he did it the only way a third party could ever realistically win, which is by taking over an existing party. And having a shitload of charisma.

Probably just luck though.
Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (Fx05J)

======

Yeah.

Remember post-2012 when there was talk that the GOP could never win again because it was so broken and the only way forward was a third party?

We'll see how much the party has really changed once Trump is gone, but I suspect it's around: A lot changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO)

177 Chicago political strategy + Intersectionality has taken over the top of the Democrat machine ever since, and it's not letting go.

I was listening to Rod Blagojevich talking to Tucker Carlson. He described the old chicago machine pre-0bama takeover, and how )bama shivved everyone who helped him up the ladder, including Tony Rezko and himself.

Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (dCxaZ)

178 MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN, BROTHER!💪

Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)

Only for the 98 pound weaklings.
Posted by: Charles Atlas at November 27, 2024 11:21 AM (iODuv)


And the pencil neck geeks.

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, King of Men at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (Q0kLU)

179 Later, All. Off to Wegman's to pick up Thanksgiving goodies.
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (v6JzV)


I love Wegman's. Really miss it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (W/lyH)

180 Shocking..


Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
The man who launched furniture off a 20-story Midtown Manhattan highrise nearly killing pedestrians is a Haitian migrant.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2e4xf2

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (TGPs7)

181 Well now Poland is the latest Euro country to warn it's people to get ready for war.
So what do they know that we don't.
I will be thankful is we get through tomorrow peacefully.


I still hope that Trump has let our military command know that anyone that starts or participates in any way in WWIII gets a court martial with a hanging waiting for them at the end.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (oZhjI)

182 167 Later, All. Off to Wegman's to pick up Thanksgiving goodies.
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 11:32 AM (v6JzV)

God be with you ...

***shivers at the thought of going to the grocery today***

Posted by: browndog hunkered in at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (TTAGa)

183 > If you know anyone who runs a restaurant you can always ask them if you can dispose it in their waste oil tank.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 11:34 AM (6ydKt)

Good idea. I think they actually get paid for the waste oil in many areas (to the point that thievery has become common) so they shouldn't mind.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (W5ArC)

184 175 No doubt, but you're not voting for him. He's the guy that won two presidential campaigns. That's who you want, no matter what an a-hole he is.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (xCA6C)

========

In presidential races with a very prominent third party candidate siphoning off votes from his opposition where his candidate won with the lowest percentage of the popular vote in a very, very long time.

Carville is massively overrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

185 Not that travel can't be fun, informative, and somewhat reflective but if all you have is the Churches of Gaia, Woke, and Stan to base your thoughts on...I don't think looking at Greek seascapes is going to really yield anything interesting.

If you don't have at least a modicum of knowledge of the history, most travel is just looking at pretty things so you can check them off your list.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (muwun)

186 Stalin convicted a lot of people in his Moscow show trials.

NYC and DC just tried to recreate it with Trump.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (D6PGr)

187 Kamala speaks!

https://is.gd/HVaJFQ


For some definitions of "speak".

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (xCA6C)

188 > 156 Well now Poland is the latest Euro country to warn it's people to get ready for war.
So what do they know that we don't.


Just playin' the odds.

Posted by: Polish History at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (W5ArC)

189 75
‘ but I think that's more because he's a campaign pro, and hates seeing it done badly.’

Carville knows how many lies democrats can tell and still win an election.
That makes him a dangerous democrat.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (jbnUc)

190 We'll see how much the party has really changed once Trump is gone, but I suspect it's around: A lot changed.
_____

We'll outlast...
(30 second pause)
...the usurper!
-Mitch

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (fs1hN)

191
Will he mandate steroids for school lunches?
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:11 AM (xCA6C)


The FNM: Performance enhancing drugs are bad

Also the FNM: Isn't Captain America a role model for us all?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (oZhjI)

192 161 Is Trump still a "convicted" felon?


Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (lCppi)

But he's still a rapist. A very sexy rapist. You'll never take my judicially recognized involuntary orgasms from me.

Posted by: e jean carroll at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (QzM4s)

193 175 Carville gives me the effing creeps.

No doubt, but you're not voting for him. He's the guy that won two presidential campaigns. That's who you want, no matter what an a-hole he is.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (xCA6C)

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The first Bush lost when the dumbass said "read my lips, no new taxes." Then the second time he had an incumbent with a decent economy.

He's no genius.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (jyAD3)

194 So what does everyone think Kamala's drink of choice is before she gives these speeches?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (oZhjI)

195 Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
The man who launched furniture off a 20-story Midtown Manhattan highrise nearly killing pedestrians is a Haitian migrant.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2e4xf2
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (TGPs7)
-

Proving once again that there's more than one way to skin a cat!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (T53xy)

196 191 We'll outlast...
(30 second pause)
...the usurper!
-Mitch
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (fs1hN)

========

The DC establishment is the last holdout of any major prominence now.

It's a very strong holdout, fully funded by donors who liked the GOP of 2003 more than anything.

A lot changed =/= completely changed, mind you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (GBKbO)

197 Happy thanksgiving Horde!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (gDlxJ)

198 Carville was 150% onboard with KH, predicted she'd win convincingly.

Nah, but he knew that's what he had to say to get his slice of the grift.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (/y8xj)

199 The first Bush lost when the dumbass said "read my lips, no new taxes." Then the second time he had an incumbent with a decent economy.

He's no genius.


He's better than whomever was running the campaign this time.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (xCA6C)

200 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

Clinton never got 50% of the vote but of course the Left acted like he was elected with a huge mandate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (D6PGr)

201 I’m thankful for Mrs. E’s continuing recovery from knee replacement. I’m thankful for America’s second chance granted on 11/5/24. I’m thankful for this consortium of morons convened each day by a group of brave foolhardy reckless cobs, led by somebody named ‘ace’.

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (LHPAg)

202 Bill Clinton never got 50% of the vote.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (aD39U)

203 > Carville is massively overrated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

My theory about that him is that there's some mutation going on there, due to all the petrochemicals floating around in Loozyanna.

Dude looks like a Jack Kirby comic book villain.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (W5ArC)

204 So what does everyone think Kamala's drink of choice is before she gives these speeches?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 27, 2024 11:37 AM (oZhjI)
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Ripple.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (T53xy)

205 201 Clinton never got 50% of the vote but of course the Left acted like he was elected with a huge mandate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (D6PGr)

=======

43% = mandate for change.

According to TIME magazine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

206 Bill also promised us tax cuts.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (aD39U)

207 He's better than whomever was running the campaign this time.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (xCA6C)

-----

That is true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:39 AM (jyAD3)

208 > Nah, but he knew that's what he had to say to get his slice of the grift.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (/y8xj)


As portrait photographers (and before them, painters) have always known, you can't make money by telling people their babies are ugly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:39 AM (W5ArC)

209 187 Stalin convicted a lot of people in his Moscow show trials.

NYC and DC just tried to recreate it with Trump.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
____

There needs to be retribution. But holding the bad actors accountable is probably the best we can hope for.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:39 AM (fs1hN)

210 Bill Clinton never got 50% of the vote.

Pick one:

[X] Someone who won, regardless of by what margin, and whatever "unique" circumstances applied.
[ ] Someone who lost.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:40 AM (xCA6C)

211 He plays by no one's rules but his own and is opposed by the establishment machine.

-
The Nelson Muntz of politics.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:40 AM (L/fGl)

212 If the Poles don't want war, why did they put themselves smack dab between Germany and Russia?

Posted by: Piss-Poor Planning at November 27, 2024 11:40 AM (nS6qG)

213 I thank God, literally, for preventing them from blowing out President Trump's brains on live TV

-------

This, once again, gives me chills.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (jyAD3)

--
I am not one to freak out, but I kind of freaked out when I saw that. I actually started crying.

thank the Good Lord for keeping him with us.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (xPJvm)

214 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 15h
CNN Stunned as Left-Wing Influencer Blames POLICY for Democrats' Crushing Defeat

CNN: “What is it that the Democrat Party has to do differently?”

HASAN PIKER: “Well, I think that they need to change their policies.”

CNN: “It’s a policy thing?”

HASAN PIKER: “Yes, it’s 100% a policy thing.”

CNN: “What will solve the problem?”

HASAN PIKER: “What will solve this problem is if the Democratic Party actually adopts real left-wing economic populist messaging instead of purposefully avoiding that stuff because they’re terrified of upsetting their corporate donors.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (hovnC)

215 > 213 If the Poles don't want war, why did they put themselves smack dab between Germany and Russia?
Posted by: Piss-Poor Planning at November 27, 2024 11:40 AM (nS6qG)

"I see there's renewed fighting on the German-Chinese border."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (W5ArC)

216 Carville is massively overrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO)

pretty fair "self promoter".....must be.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (Yj6Os)

217 Hmmm...

Figen
@TheFigen_
Then I made it to 2 million followers in 24 months without posting my tit*ties on the internet!

In that case my tit*ties are bigger than hers.

And Elon Musk helps her gain followers every day, she doesn't thank Elon and thinks it's her own success.
No one helped me!

The war of the tit*ties is coming soon ...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (TGPs7)

218
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday too. Second favorite is Independence Day.

Wishing you all a wonderful day.

We are truly blessed.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (3ek7K)

219 The first Bush lost when the dumbass said "read my lips, no new taxes." Then the second time he had an incumbent with a decent economy.

He's no genius.

He's better than whomever was running the campaign this time.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (xCA6C)

Buchanan is the guy who used the fact that existing taxes were increased ( there were no new taxes) and used the Read my Lips. The Democrats had no intention of using that tact in the general if it hadn’t hit a nerve in the Republican primary.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:41 AM (D6PGr)

220 It kind of amazes me that Carville supports the Democrat party so vociferously. He trashes Kamala's young staffers with their idiotic "progressive values," yet that is exactly what the Democrat party is today; it is the party of idiotic, entitled, childish, and violent young "progressives" who throw a tantrum and lash out at the slightest resistance to their agenda.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (ckQml)

221 "Carville gives me the effing creeps.
Posted by: Seems Legit"

He looks like he eats live rats.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (fV+MH)

222 lol, exactly! John Lydon loves him some Trump

I've been sort of binging on Sex Pistols vids, and the thought came to me: Trump is the first Punk candidate and President
Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:31 AM (dCxaZ)


With his background you would expect him to be more Roxy Music, but apparently not.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (D7oie)

223 My family Thanksgiving will be on Saturday, starting at about halftime of Gamecocks-Tigers, and my mom doesn't have cable. There will be distractions with several family members checking their mobiles incessantly, updates provided, cheers and groans erupting. I will build a bonfire and eat outside in the 40-degree weather.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (wzAuc)

224 Ripple.
____

Champagne and Ripple. Or as I like to call it, Champipple!

Posted by: Fred G. Sanford at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (fs1hN)

225 At such a time, do you play it safe, or do you throw a Hail Mary? Obviously the latter. That's what he was saying.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:33 AM (xCA6C)


You don't throw a Hail Mary if your wide receiver is a blind quadruple amputee in a wheelchair.

Carville's a loudmouth retard. Their candidate was shit, probably the worst nominee ever, and no "professional" grifting fuckknuckle was ever going to cover that up.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (OguvZ)

226 Bill also promised us tax cuts.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM (aD39U)

But he worked hard night and day to try to make a tax cut work. Youbetcha.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (g8Ew8)

227 > My family Thanksgiving will be on Saturday, starting at about halftime of Gamecocks-Tigers

Did someone say "cock games"? My favorite part of the holidays!

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (W5ArC)

228 Another way to get rid of the waste oil from deep frying is to use it to start bonfires or barrel fires.

My brother does that a lot in the winter.
Yes, it’s a little smelly at first but who wouldn’t like the backyard smelling like fried turkey with spices for a few hours?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (6ydKt)

229 196 Brigitte Gabriel
@ACTBrigitte
The man who launched furniture off a 20-story Midtown Manhattan highrise nearly killing pedestrians is a Haitian migrant.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2e4xf2
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (TGPs7
Brigitte knows violence when she sees it, as she was raised in Lebanon while it was being drstroyed by muslims.

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (LHPAg)

230 I'd of figured a Thanksgiving post by Joe Mannix would feature a turkey with large wonderful breasts.

Right here, big boy!
Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at November 27, 2024 11:29 AM


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Jen P., former Interlocutus for The Regime at November 27, 2024 11:44 AM (a3Q+t)

231 Loudmouthed Retards would be an excellent name for a punk band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:44 AM (W5ArC)

232 "The war of the tit*ties is coming soon ...
Posted by: Mister Ghost "



I tremble in fear.

Or excitement. Whatever.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:44 AM (fV+MH)

233 Thanks, Joe MannOx. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

At the risk of bringing up controversy between posters about the Civil War/War of Northern Aggression/ Late unpleasantness. etc here is Lincoln's proclamation on Thanksgiving. He was a very fine writer and I expect- unlike Joe Biden and Kamala Harris -he wrote most of his own stuff:

https://tinyurl.com/bbhtxad6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 27, 2024 11:44 AM (EN+Je)

234 123
‘ The Dems are now where the GOP was in 2012.

No vision other than being anti-the other side. ’

Even worse than that IMO.
At the time, I thought “our” side collaborated with Obama way too much. Some stayed in that mode.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 11:44 AM (jbnUc)

235 Back to 4 years of the conflicted progressives.

Michael Moore again b*tching about failure to address economic issues and failure to hold to progressive economic ideals. (See The Big One film, 1998, grossing less than a million dollars.)

James Carville acknowledging (The New Republic, The Daily Blast with Greg Sargent, November 26, 2024), for example -

Sargent: A big part of the problem is the communication channels. Even including with working-class voters. To go back to your original point, the Biden administration and the Democratic agenda can be more populist and should be more populist economically—left populism. It should be more, there should be more. But allowing for that, the problem isn’t just policy, it’s also communication.

Carville: Well, to me the problem is we don’t even know how people receive the information. So until we find out how they’re getting the information, then we can work on the information that we provide to people. But we’re not sure how they get it. We know that they’re not reading The New Republic or The New York Times. They’re not listening ...

And they, too, are more alike than different.

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (NFX2v)

236
There aren't enough Carville blue dog dems left to draw from. They bred and raised the current LGBTQ-GFY crowd and that genie cannot be put back into the bottle.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (+oR7L)

237 My family Thanksgiving will be on Saturday, starting at about halftime of Gamecocks-Tigers, and my mom doesn't have cable.

I am so pulling for Carolina though BrotherRocketScientist928 is a Clemson alumn. Alabama needs Clemson to lose to back into the playoff that they don't deserve.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (aD39U)

238 Yikes! Trump may let podcast bros into White House Briefing Room. Donald Trump Jr. spilled on his echo chamber podcast that his president-elect father might make space in the White House Briefing Room for his favorite podcast bros.

Knowing that the potential move would mean the incoming administration would have to revoke some traditional media press passes, he added, “That's going to blow up some heads.”

...as the line between factual reporting and opinionated entertainment shows has blurred in the fast and dirty digital realm, this makes way for influencers and podcast personalities with no prior journalistic experience to lead the national (or international) conversation.

In September, one media company that housed right-wing influencers—including Tim Pool, Dave Rubin, and Benny Johnson—was found to have been unknowingly funded by a Russian influence operation.

...these influencers were took funding from Russian operatives to churn out English-language content that was “often consistent” with Russia’s “interest in amplifying U.S. domestic divisions in order to weaken U.S. opposition” to Russia. This included pushing thoughts that were sympathetic to the Kremlin...

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (S+Nbg)

239
SloPitch,

Hubby is geared up for the game Saturday. He graduated from Carolina law school in 1971. GO GAMECOCKS!!

Posted by: fourseasons at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (3ek7K)

240 I used to deep fry turkeys for Thanksgiving and Christmas but disposing several quarts of oil has become cumbersome.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 27, 2024 11:28 AM (47OwT)


You could make soap. You could give it to the guy who raises pigs to add to their mash. You could pour it on the steep street some morning and watch the commuters spin out. You could give it to someone who runs biodiesel in their car.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:45 AM (D7oie)

241 To make up for my barrelable offense, I've donated to ACE this morn. Happy Thanksgiving, Ace. Maybe you can upgrade from the Hobo jerky for tomorrow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 27, 2024 11:46 AM (ynpvh)

242 > My family Thanksgiving will be on Saturday, starting at about halftime of Gamecocks-Tigers
---

Friday noon. Miami vs Bowling Green. If we win, we go to the MAC championship game. Go RedHawks!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2024 11:46 AM (LxER7)

243 You don't throw a Hail Mary if your wide receiver is a blind quadruple amputee in a wheelchair.

Carville's a loudmouth retard. Their candidate was shit, probably the worst nominee ever, and no "professional" grifting fuckknuckle was ever going to cover that up.
Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 11:43 AM (OguvZ)

BUT we did see what he really thinks of most of us. It wasn't love and good will.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 11:46 AM (g8Ew8)

244 I was listening to Rod Blagojevich talking to Tucker Carlson. He described the old chicago machine pre-0bama takeover, and how )bama shivved everyone who helped him up the ladder, including Tony Rezko and himself.
Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (dCxaZ)


He is an urepentant machine dem, but he has a lot more insight than I expected out of him

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:47 AM (D7oie)

245 224 My family Thanksgiving will be on Saturday, starting at about halftime of Gamecocks-Tigers, and my mom doesn't have cable. There will be distractions with several family members checking their mobiles incessantly, updates provided, cheers and groans erupting. I will build a bonfire and eat outside in the 40-degree weather.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (wzAuc
I will be at work and have to sneak a peek at the game.

Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2024 11:47 AM (LHPAg)

246 Loudmouthed Retards would be an excellent name for a punk band.

I saw Loudmouthed Retards open for Enormous Weirdos at the self-storage garage on FM-1604.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 27, 2024 11:47 AM (/y8xj)

247 I’m thankful for Mrs. E’s continuing recovery from knee replacement. I’m thankful for America’s second chance granted on 11/5/24. I’m thankful for this consortium of morons convened each day by a group of brave foolhardy reckless cobs, led by somebody named ‘ace’.
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2024 11:38 AM


Amen, Amen, Amen, and 'ace' is his adopted English name, not his Ewokian name, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 27, 2024 11:47 AM (a3Q+t)

248 Knowing that the potential move would mean the incoming administration would have to revoke some traditional media press passes, he added, “That's going to blow up some heads.”

...as the line between factual reporting and opinionated entertainment shows has blurred in the fast and dirty digital realm, this makes way for influencers and podcast personalities with no prior journalistic experience to lead the national (or international) conversation.


But enough about the mainstream media.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:48 AM (xCA6C)

249 I saw Joe MannOx open for Eric Burdon & the Animals at Whiskey a Go Go in '68 (where I snuck in as a six-year-old).

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:48 AM (F/90+)

250 The Left still has the mainstream media on their side , which is the only reason the Democrat party still exists.

What is encouraging is the MSM is in the beginning of a civil war right now imo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:48 AM (D6PGr)

251 Amen, Amen, Amen, and 'ace' is his adopted English name, not his Ewokian name, correct?
____

How is Ace pronounced in Ewokian? "Ah-say"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:49 AM (fs1hN)

252 What is encouraging is the MSM is in the beginning of a civil war right now imo.

Well, sure, seeing as how so many of them have time on their hands, now that they're about to be unemployed.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (xCA6C)

253 I am sadly already cheating on my diet.
This Thanksgiving is just too much temptation for someone like me.

Oy.

Should be fun, though!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (xcxpd)

254 I saw Joe MannOx open for Eric Burdon & the Animals at Whiskey a Go Go in '68 (where I snuck in as a six-year-old).
Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:48 AM


* waves *

Posted by: zombie Carol Doda at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (a3Q+t)

255 251 The Left still has the mainstream media on their side , which is the only reason the Democrat party still exists.

What is encouraging is the MSM is in the beginning of a civil war right now imo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:48 AM (D6PGr)

========

What's interesting is that the decline of the mass media's influence has been obvious since the 80s and the rise of Rush Limbaugh on freaking AM radio.

The degradation of their power has been steady, sometime accelerated, but never reversed.

And the mass media organizations have only made choices to make the trend worse for themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (GBKbO)

256 Hah! Hobo jerky.

Evergreen.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (fV+MH)

257 49 A little naive when it comes to families such as mine, and how I wish I could cook like my parents and grandmothers, but it's also sweet & does make me think of some lovely past memories.

Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 27, 2024 11:12 AM (NFX2v)

I've found myself reminiscing a lot this year of family meals together with my parents, grandparents and more. Wonderful memories

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (N39Ws)

258 I'm very concerned about the Gamecocks...Tigers will have to play better than they have all season.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (Yj6Os)

259 249 [snip]

But enough about the mainstream media.

I keep hearing people say, "Wasn't it nice when you could just listen to Walter Cronkite and trust that..."

They don't get it.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (vd6bO)

260 You don't throw a Hail Mary if your wide receiver is a blind quadruple amputee in a wheelchair.

Carville's a loudmouth retard. Their candidate was shit, probably the worst nominee ever, and no "professional" grifting fuckknuckle was ever going to cover that up.


You do, if the other option is lying down on the field and sticking a football up your ass, which is what they were doing.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:51 AM (xCA6C)

261 "My president said, 'You know something, you'd be great to run the President’s Council on Physical Fitness,'" Hogan said.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN, BROTHER!💪
Posted by: andycanuck


Was he part of the McMahon orgy fiasco?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 27, 2024 11:51 AM (IG4Id)

262 260 I keep hearing people say, "Wasn't it nice when you could just listen to Walter Cronkite and trust that..."

They don't get it.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (vd6bO)

========

It's so much easier to just place unfettered trust in the voice of a single person than to look at a torrid sea of opposing, nearly equal voices and try and figure out what's going on.

That people took to believe broadcast media makes sense, but it was never healthy and never honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (GBKbO)

263 fuckknuckle is the new nicklefucker

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (F/90+)

264 Daily Mail -

Cable news network MSNBC claims it was blindsided to learn that a non-profit founded by longtime on-air personality the Rev. Al Sharpton received half a million dollars from Kamala Harris' campaign just before he interviewed her.

The donations that flowed in just before the New York activist's conversation with Harris have brought up questions about the news outlet's credibility.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (fs1hN)

265 Group protest cry of anguish.

https://is.gd/ayzMIP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (L/fGl)

266 was listening to Rod Blagojevich talking to Tucker Carlson. He described the old chicago machine pre-0bama takeover, and how )bama shivved everyone who helped him up the ladder, including Tony Rezko and himself.
Posted by: kallisto at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (dCxaZ)

He is an urepentant machine dem, but he has a lot more insight than I expected out of him
Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 11:47 AM (D7oie)

I don’t think Obama did it as a plan like Stalin but rather it’s just his lack of self awareness inherent in all Lefty narcissists. With a big assist from his more evil intelligent puppet masters.

Again just imo.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (D6PGr)

267 Kaitlin Jenner FTW!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (KiBMU)

268 The donations that flowed in just before the New York activist's conversation with Harris have brought up questions about the news outlet's credibility.

Oh, I think there is very little question about the state of MSNBC's credibility.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:53 AM (xCA6C)

269 Trump gave the media the reputation they have today.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:53 AM (Fx05J)

270
A couple of miscreants in our extended family went to Clemson. The smart ones went to Carolina.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 27, 2024 11:53 AM (3ek7K)

271 > Posted by: zombie Carol Doda at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (a3Q+t)

Remember Morganna the Kissing Bandit?

For some reason I was thinking about her the other day.

Still alive, aged 77.

Jesus, I'm old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:54 AM (W5ArC)

272 The donations that flowed in just before the New York activist's conversation with Harris have brought up questions about the news outlet's credibility.

-
That's a lie! It didn't bring up any question of their credibility in my mind.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:54 AM (L/fGl)

273 He looks like he eats live rats.
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:42 AM (fV+MH)

-----

HA!

But, yeah, he does.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:54 AM (jyAD3)

274 What a bunch of spoiled children. The guy on the left in the video clip is the only one who knows what he's trying to do*.

https://is.gd/ayzMIP

*Nail upset liberal chicks

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:55 AM (xCA6C)

275 Remember Morganna the Kissing Bandit?

For some reason I was thinking about her the other day.

Still alive, aged 77.
_____

Is she still standing? I imagine she would have fallen over by now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:55 AM (fs1hN)

276 Hah! Hobo jerky.

Evergreen.

Posted by: eleven


If your jerky's turned green, I got news for you...

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (OUMaO)

277 > 257 Hah! Hobo jerky.

Evergreen.
Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:50 AM (fV+MH)

Don't forget the Valu-Rite vodka.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (W5ArC)

278 Trump gave the media the reputation they have today.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:53 AM (Fx05J)

He just confirmed it.

Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (Yj6Os)

279 I'm thankful I'm still here.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (iF0sF)

280 Is she still standing? I imagine she would have fallen over by now.

More likely is that she has developed an extremely low center of gravity, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (xCA6C)

281 Nood - Aston Martin pre-owned Cheesecake

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (fs1hN)

282 Watching the histrionics and wailing coming from the left and their media agents as they realize Trump is going to do what he said is awesome.

1) whining from the FBI "he's not letting us do background checks! How are we going to leak and plant false information?!"
2) whining from State, "he's not letting us set up and sit in on calls with foreign leaders! How are we supposed to lie about what he said?!"
3) whining from worthless DIE and climate bureaucrats "he's targeting our worthless phony jobs for elimination!"

It's amazing how they still don't realize America said:
Yeah, fuck you--that's what Trump campaigned on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (OxepS)

283 278 Trump gave the media the reputation they have today.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:53 AM (Fx05J)

He just confirmed it.
Posted by: BignJames

He paid them for sex?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 27, 2024 11:57 AM (S+Nbg)

284 Hold on Nood...it disappeared

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:57 AM (fs1hN)

285 If there was an honest opposition party they'd be hammering the Democrats for a full, public post-mortem on the Harris campaign and the "lost" billions of dollars.

So we're left with snippets from disgruntled, former employees and volunteers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 11:57 AM (Q4IgG)

286 I see no nood. Did my membership expire again?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (LxER7)

287 Yikes! Trump may let podcast bros into White House Briefing Room.

-
Is he talking about the Hodges Bros?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (L/fGl)

288 And the pencil neck geeks.
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, King of Men at November 27, 2024 11:35 AM (Q0kLU)

HEY, we resent that!

Posted by: Mortimer Snerd President of Pencil Neck Geeks Of American at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (iODuv)

289 He just confirmed it.
Posted by: BignJames at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (Yj6Os)

He forced them to out themselves. A lot of people who weren't politically engaged thought all these outlets were "unbiased" through decades of brainwashing. Trump brought it to the fore.

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (Fx05J)

290 > Is she still standing? I imagine she would have fallen over by now.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 11:55 AM (fs1hN)

Wikipedia article says that she no longer gives interviews.

Probably because not even a granny dress would be long enough to keep her nipples from hanging out.


Nature gives, and nature takes away. Gravity is a bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (W5ArC)

291 Kamal's 10-minute drunken talk to her "supporters" mentions the grassroots donors. With the millions they had from big donors and kickbacks from Ukraine it's horrible they bilked individuals to SAY it was grassroots.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 11:58 AM (jyAD3)

292 201
‘ Clinton never got 50% of the vote but of course the Left acted like he was elected with a huge mandate.’
Carville’s big victory was helping the Schlickmeister survive impeachment.

A lot appeared at that time that would screw us later:
MoveOn.org, George Soros

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (jbnUc)

293 I hate premature enNoodenation.

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (fV+MH)

294 282 It's amazing how they still don't realize America said:
Yeah, fuck you--that's what Trump campaigned on.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 27, 2024 11:56 AM (OxepS)

========

I see it more like this:

Their complaints are inside baseball the likes of which DC loves to try and make into huge news stories. It's why everything remotely controversial gets the "-gate" suffix. They're trying to replicate Watergate all the time, the moment when the DC press actually thinks it changed the US government through its own powers.

The problem is that it almost never works. Most people ignore it. Most people just simply don't care about slap fights in DC.

Trump and his team seem to have finally learned this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (GBKbO)

295 284 Hold on Nood...it disappeared
-------
One minute to noon.

Ace didn't want to set a bad precedent.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (hovnC)

296
Jewels,

We're happy you are here also.

Posted by: fourseasons at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (3ek7K)

297 I'm hoping work will end soon, so let me just wish the Horde a happy, wonderful Thanksgiving.

I'd have taken the gas pipe long ago if not for you loudmouthed miscreants. I appreciate your virtual friendship more than you know.

**raises glass of Veuve**

Cheers and God bless you all.

Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, King of Men at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (Q0kLU)

298 One minute to noon.

Ace didn't want to set a bad precedent.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (hovnC)


It's a slippery slope.

Posted by: spindrift at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (OguvZ)

299 293 I hate premature enNoodenation.
_____

This never happened before, I swear!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (fs1hN)

300 I was not first on the nood but I don't care.

Posted by: Reforger at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (xcIvR)

301 Wow I just heard a great philosophical quote on The King of the Hill.

Bobby’s Lefty teacher had talked Bobby into believing that he had to address all the wrongs in history that no one talks about anymore so that they could heal the wounds.

Hank told Bobby that ‘ you don’t open up a wound that is closing. It’s already healing. ‘

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (D6PGr)

302 I knew the media was dishonest and biased way back in my college days. Trump’s superpower was to drive them so mad they’d come right out in the open and admit it. TDS is a helluva thing…. They just openly admit they hate him and will cover him differently

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (/iXAp)

303 301 Hank told Bobby that ‘ you don’t open up a wound that is closing. It’s already healing. ‘
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 12:00 PM (D6PGr)

======

Kung Fu Panda 2 also contains this wisdom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO)

304 Let us be grateful this Thanksgiving that Hillary Clinton will not be President. EVER.

Maybe president of the Old Bitter, Bitches Society.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (jyAD3)

305 240
‘ You could give it to someone who runs biodiesel in their car.’

By’give’ do you mean pour it in their gas tank at 1:00 in the morning?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (jbnUc)

306 Dear 'rons,

It's time to let your schadenboners subside.

The blood is needed elsewhere.

Thanks!

Posted by: Your brain at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (a3Q+t)

307 Slideshow from Morganna's prime:


https://tinyurl.com/mtnshvkk

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (W5ArC)

308 Almost as good as Hank telling the Christian rock singer ‘ You aren’t making Christianity any better. You’re just making Rock and Roll worse’

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (D6PGr)

309 304 Let us be grateful this Thanksgiving that Hillary Clinton will not be President. EVER.

Maybe president of the Old Bitter, Bitches Society.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 12:01 PM (jyAD3)

=======

Step 1: Johnson impeaches Trump.
Step 2: Vance resigns.
Step 3: Clinton appointed president.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

310 I saw Old Bitter Bitches open for Ten-Thousand Maniacs at Wolf Trap last summer.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (LxER7)

311 Ace didn't want to set a bad precedent.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 11:59 AM (hovnC)

You know who else would have been a bad precedent?

Posted by: ... at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (Fx05J)

312 I'd like the neverTrump squad publicly shaved with dull straight razors.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (kTd/k)

313 You don't suppose ace just locked himself out of his own blog again?

Posted by: eleven at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (fV+MH)

314 Or you could be in the hospital, like me, but I'm still thankful.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (vZlxH)

315
Step 1: Johnson impeaches Trump.
Step 2: Vance resigns.
Step 3: Clinton appointed president.

Duh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

------

This is my face not laughing. *shivers*

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (jyAD3)

316 Insightful political commentary.

Steve Guest@SteveGuest
John Kerry: "We're on the brink of needing to declare a climate emergency, which is what we really have. And we need to get people to behave!"

Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer
Oh shadddup

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 12:03 PM (L/fGl)

317 Clinton had a huge help in the person of Ross Perot. The Media touted him as a viable third-party candidate, so much so that he got a chair at the debates.

Contrast this with 2000, when Ralph Nader, the most visible third-party candidate, was barred from entering the debate hall.

Third-party candidates get all kinds of press when they can siphon off Republican votes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2024 12:04 PM (WPL6O)

318 I don’t think Obama did it as a plan like Stalin but rather it’s just his lack of self awareness inherent in all Lefty narcissists. With a big assist from his more evil intelligent puppet masters.

Again just imo.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 11:52 AM (D6PGr)

Once again, someone underestimating the enemy. It's mostly what got us in this mess. Barky and company knew exactly what they were doing.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 12:04 PM (g8Ew8)

319 nood

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 27, 2024 12:04 PM (T53xy)

320 It's NOOD again

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 27, 2024 12:05 PM (hovnC)

321 Oktoberfest is Oktoberfest. Thanksgiving is a celebration of survival, triumph over adversity, and a proper thanks given to the LORD for all he has done for the faithful.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 27, 2024 12:05 PM (XjTSo)

322 Nood.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 27, 2024 12:05 PM (LxER7)

323 NOod Catherine Herridge.

(No Aston Martin cheesecake photo, shucks)

I double checked, it's still up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 27, 2024 12:05 PM (fs1hN)

324 Cable news network MSNBC claims it was blindsided to learn that a non-profit founded by longtime on-air personality the Rev. Al Sharpton received half a million dollars from Kamala Harris' campaign just before he interviewed her.

----------------

At least he won't pay taxes on it.

Posted by: ShainS -- We shot them under DOD Directive 5240.01 at November 27, 2024 12:05 PM (X3eVf)

325 317 Clinton had a huge help in the person of Ross Perot.

-----

Yes, he did. And now I completely understood why he hated the Bushes and tried to warn us.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 27, 2024 12:06 PM (jyAD3)

326 Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 27, 2024 12:04 PM (g8Ew

I never underestimated Obama’s puppet masters but a lot of people definitely over estimated Obama. Luckily I think he wrecked a lot of the plans by his incompetence and narcissism.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 27, 2024 12:06 PM (D6PGr)

327 Barky Obama,
Country's in a mess
And you know that Mooch won't let you
Wear her dress.

Barky Obama,
Penis in your mouth
And you know you love to
Go "down south".

Posted by: Lennon/McCartney at November 27, 2024 12:07 PM (W5ArC)

328 Slight disagreement: It's not 4 years. It's 16, since the rise of Obama.

Chicago political strategy + Intersectionality has taken over the top of the Democrat machine ever since, and it's not letting go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 27, 2024 11:30 AM (GBKbO)
==
It doesn't want to let go - but I think it is spent.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 27, 2024 12:10 PM (GZYu7)

329 Good morning, good people. How fitting it is to dedicate an entire day to celebrate living in the most exceptional country on this planet. Something that should be remembered in passing on each day, lest it be taken for granted.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 27, 2024 12:12 PM (hKoQL)

330 Slideshow from Morganna's prime:


https://tinyurl.com/mtnshvkk
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2024 12:02 PM (W5ArC)

She did a nice Playboy, uh, spread in the 80's. Nice elbows.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 27, 2024 12:16 PM (iODuv)

331
Argentina's feminists are now [checks notes] dance-screaming to try and stop Javier Milei, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk 😂
https://is.gd/A8Eljz
-
That'll fix 'em!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 12:14 PM (L/fGl)


ZUMBA!

actually some of those ladies look like they need Zumba classes.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 12:19 PM (D7oie)

332 Argentina's feminists are now [checks notes] dance-screaming to try and stop Javier Milei, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk 😂
https://is.gd/A8Eljz
That'll fix 'em!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 27, 2024 12:14 PM (L/fGl)


During the protests that accompanied the food riots in Argentina in the 80's there was a series of propaganda ads put out trying to denigrate the protesters acting against the "economic austerity moves", showing chubby matrons wearing their furs beating on saucepans (caserolazo protest) to show that the people who were against the economic changes were the ones who had too much

In many ways that Zumba protest is just made to be the same thing, AND THEY ARE DOING IT TO THEMSELVES

Posted by: Kindltot at November 27, 2024 12:24 PM (D7oie)

333 Late because working.

Thank you for this post, Mr Mannix.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 27, 2024 12:56 PM (rFHiR)

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