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Storm Warning Cafe
from Maksymilian
"Until at last, I threw my enemy down, and smote his ruin upon the mountainside."
-- Gandalf the White, bragging
The Fuego Volcano in Guatemala being hit by a lightning storm
— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) November 20, 2024
By 3askaryyy pic.twitter.com/2WYnB8Tk0L
North Pole Highways pic.twitter.com/GHTyXfvQ95
— Figen (@TheFigen_) November 20, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 07:29 PM (DgGvY)
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Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (RsS92)
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The when you drive home you hit one ! What luck.
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
🚨#ICELAND A volcanic eruption is underway on the Reykjanes Peninsula in southwest Iceland.
https://tinyurl.com/3d99p5b3
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC)
Not what I was expecting.
I was expecting an animal to intervene and steal the swordsman's target, this being the Cafe Thread.
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: H at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (4N/0w)
Posted by: Kodiak Rick at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (jfvTO)
Check it out !
https://tinyurl.com/3dsy4mjh
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 20, 2024 07:34 PM (GTqXr)
It happens a lot, the ash and heat causes a ton of static to build up. You get earthquakes, flood, and tornados with volcanos too. There are a lot of destructive things that can happen on earth but none of them are like a volcano for sheer awesome and terrifying power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:34 PM (RsS92)
Check it out !
https://tinyurl.com/3dsy4mjh
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 07:33 PM (V13WU)
I hope he got a fish for that.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 20, 2024 07:34 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 07:34 PM (3wi/L)
Coming Soon! The Limited Edition “45” Guitar. Only 1,300 of each Acoustic and Electric Guitars MADE — Some personally signed! gettrumpguitars.com/
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4ek5p
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:35 PM (hovnC)
Stachel survived the war, it was Hauptmann Heidemann who took the death dive. There was a sequel concerning Stachel leading up to WWII. In my humble opinion, the book was better.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Again, thanks for this vital intelligence, I am grateful. Do you know the title of the sequel?
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 07:35 PM (j4U/Z)
Ever notice wombat is almost the same as combat?
Someone should do a Combat Wombats cartoon about a company of brave wombats fighting for the Allies in WWII.
Combat Wombats!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (kTQeH)
Mark my words, Jaguar will go bust.
https://tinyurl.com/mrzayyzw
44 seconds; excellent stuff!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (2NXcZ)
Willowed:
You can't even buy real estate in London. I think you pay to lease it for 100 years or some such, from one of the 7 (aristocratic) families that own most of that real estate.
Posted by: runner
My oldest lives in London. Real estate purchases are all ****ed up when compared to here in the States. Yes, his home in downtown London is part of an ancient estate and there are all kind of what looks to us normies as shenanigans when purchasing. Real estate taxes are crazy weird also.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Half the penguins going this way, half going that way, seemingly none of them wondering what the other guys know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (uyw7M)
by Eastman & Laird
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Ciampino - flatfeet is no way to go thru life at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (i0xsb)
Good heavens, winter is coming again, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
Had a furnace checkout this week. It wasn't lighting off. They replaced a pressure sensor. It didn't light off. They found out it needed a gas valve instead. It didn't light off. They have to calibrate it.
Her Majesty's car was running rough. The garage said the compression on one of the cylinders was out of whack. They said we should have a full-engine check to find out what's wrong, but that the car (325,000 miles) may be at its end.
I thought I'd mow the lawn. Got out the riding mower. It kept stalling out. No gas seen in the fuel filter. Had to call to have it taken in.
I thought I'd use the walk-behind mower. I started work. It stalled out. Can't get it running again.
I hate the entire world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2024 07:38 PM (dxSpM)
Mark my words, Jaguar will go bust.
https://tinyurl.com/mrzayyzw
44 seconds; excellent stuff!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (hovnC)
CEO of Faguar has said he expects to lose 80% of their existing customer base That's a bold strategy cotton...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 20, 2024 07:38 PM (GTqXr)
The Blue Max (The Bruno Stachel series #1) - Goodreads
Like The Blue Max, which is still popular after 44 years, 'The Ace' deals with World War I aviation, but focuses on the human costs and chaotic conditions that belabored the Americans in their need to build a world-class air force virtually overnight. ... I did order its sequel, THE BLOOD ORDER, which further chronicles the protagonist's [...]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January
Those animated documentaries lied to me
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:39 PM (elaR+)
by Eastman & Laird
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
(I had to google it)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (kTQeH)
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (fwDg9)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 16m
HUGE LOSS: Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K. and intend to stay there permanently following Donald Trump's election as president
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 29m
JUST IN - Ellen DeGeneres moved to rural England in UK and plans to never return to the United States, telling friends the election of Donald Trump was their primary motivation — TheWrap
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner
Universal disappointment in West Michigan as well. EHD being blamed.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (j4U/Z)
CEO of Faguar has said he expects to lose 80% of their existing customer base That's a bold strategy cotton...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 20, 2024 07:38 PM (GTqXr)
Do they have shareholders? If they do, they should band together and burn the Jaguar HQ to the ground.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)
The Ellen news is hilarious because Harry and Meghan just moved to that hood to be close to the cool kids. Meghan moves in and There goes the neighborhood!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
also a couple of others in the same vein ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (gY0JQ)
Posted by: Zombie Gallagher at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
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I saw what you did there. Well played.
Posted by: whig at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (ctrM5)
'The pussy might have a bad moment and bite his head off.'
I thought the same thing. My cat loves me but she'll nip me every now and then.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (3wi/L)
HOLY SHT
I’m never deleting this app. 🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/3p4sy4cp
2:19 minutes; funny TDS psychiatrist talks!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
If present trends continue, my house will be under a mile of ice by next September.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (aD39U)
Some quality savagery:
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
Fuck I'm so fucking happy right now
Donut Operator
@DonutOperator
Did your boyfriend finally find your clit?
Posted by: Ian S.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (elaR+)
Not what I was expecting.
I was expecting an animal to intervene and steal the swordsman's target, this being the Cafe Thread.
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (DgGvY)
and besides... no 1911A1 in the only Man Caliber.. .45?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (sAmhv)
The less said..... about Boughdumb..... the better.
Hrroooom.
Posted by: Treebeard at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January
Those animated documentaries lied to me
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale
Meep meep!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (uc5g7)
ROGER STONE: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SENATE AND A CACTUS IS A CACTUS HAS ALL THE PRICKS ON THE OUTSIDE
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (hovnC)
Where is McMann & Tate when you need them?
Darren Stevens wouldn't pitch that crap to Jaguar.
Oh wait. The Fake Darren would have -- he was a fag.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:43 PM (kTQeH)
This can't be the North Pole, as there are no penguins in Earth's Arctic, which is a Good Thing, because otherwise they'd be stinking the pristine areas up with their projectile pooping, and grossing out the fauna with their prolific polymorphic perversity.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 20, 2024 07:43 PM (PQclV)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (2NXcZ)
A road runner will chow down on a rattlesnake without giving it a second thought. If the snake is too big for a single meal, they will just go about their business with the snake's tail dangling out their beak for a few hours until they feel hungry again.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:43 PM (jfvTO)
HOLY SHT
I’m never deleting this app. 🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/3p4sy4cp
2:19 minutes; funny TDS psychiatrist talks!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
The heavy metal TDS meltdown compilation is one of the best I've seen thus far.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ciampino - flatfeet is no way to go thru life at November 20, 2024 07:37 PM (i0xsb)
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One of the advantages revolvers have over (most) autoloaders is that you can press them up against an adversary and still fire. While a few of the new ones have a modification to prevent this, in most cases pushing an autoloader against someone will cause it to go out of battery and refused to fire.
This was one of the reasons the French continue to use those slick Manurhin revolvers, which can also pistol whip the crap out of you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)
PHOTOS: 47-year-old female U.S. citizen arriving from Mexico was found smuggling 3.1 ounces of fentanyl in her vaginal cavity Sunday.
Her partner, a 33-year-old male U.S. citizen, was found with 4.2 ounces in his rectal cavity.
https://tinyurl.com/3bcb682h
photos; you'll have to click through to see of what though.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (hovnC)
And occasional sun--there was a most beautiful sycamore tree, white against that dark sky, but the sun lit it up like a fire. Didn't bother taking a picture because of all the electric wires crisscrossed in front of it.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at November 20, 2024 07:36 PM (2NXcZ)
———
They do if the coyote orders stuff from Acme.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (w/WKs)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (aD39U)
Started the fireplace insert at lunch today for the first time this season Had the traditional drink of Macallan 12 scotch to celebrate. I'll be running the insert until at least May and often into June when we get a cold wet Spring here in Western Oregon
Posted by: Beartooth at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (WuJwx)
Elon says there will be one more water landing test of Starship. Then they will try to catch it with the tower on the next test flight.
Note this is catching the Starship itself, not just the booster.
He says the remaining challenge is for a fully reusable heat shield that does not have to be refurbished after use. Go up, re-enter, and ready to go again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: andycanuck
You are a great moron! A thousand thank yous!
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (j4U/Z)
HUGE LOSS: Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K. and intend to stay there permanently following Donald Trump's election as president
*cautiously pokes head out*
She's gone? It's safe?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (dxSpM)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 16m
HUGE LOSS: Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K. and intend to stay there permanently following Donald Trump's election as president
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 29m
JUST IN - Ellen DeGeneres moved to rural England in UK and plans to never return to the United States, telling friends the election of Donald Trump was their primary motivation — TheWrap
Posted by: andycanuck
Don't go away mad, just go away.
youtu.be/QNCM8IjtQ-o
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (sAmhv)
"Cecil the Combat Wombat" by Kelly Grayson, on amazon
also a couple of others in the same vein ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Oh WTF? Seriously?
I thought I just came up with that.
Fuck You, Kelly Grayson, whoever you are.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (kTQeH)
I never quite catch those views of storms just south in the Alps on my walks to the other side of the forest.
I suspect the reason is because it's raining and I stay indoors.
It snowed a bit here this morning and it remained on the ground all day today. Second time this month.
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (NezMn)
no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:46 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)
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Enjoy the censorship and migrant rape gangs, ladies!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:46 PM (llXky)
Jay took quite the tumble
Jay Leno Gets Swollen Eye After Falling Down 60-Foot Hill
Comedian Jay Leno says his eye is swollen after he fell down a 60 foot hill.
https://tinyurl.com/58bsrz39
photo
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I told him not to buy Harry Reid's used Elasticizer©.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:46 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (63Dwl)
JUST IN - Ellen DeGeneres moved to rural England in UK and plans to never return to the United States, telling friends the election of Donald Trump was their primary motivation — TheWrap
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)
Well..... bye....
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,... at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (QAkQ3)
Coming Soon! The Limited Edition “45” Guitar. Only 1,300 of each Acoustic and Electric Guitars MADE — Some personally signed! gettrumpguitars.com/
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4ek5p
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:35 PM
That is a lovely guitar.
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (DKIGo)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)
I can't express LOLGF enough. Really.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Enjoy the censorship and migrant rape gangs, ladies!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:46 PM (llXky)
"What do you mean you won't let us back in?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (dxSpM)
HUGE LOSS: Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K. and intend to stay there permanently following Donald Trump's election as president
*cautiously pokes head out*
She's gone? It's safe?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (dxSpM)
Yeah, had NOTHING to do with pictures with Diddy... and maybe having to testify at his trial.
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,... at November 20, 2024 07:48 PM (QAkQ3)
My sister did a couple years in Africa with the Peace Corps. She's a really good photographer and took a bazillion black and white photos while she was there.
Very cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50
This made Doomcock emotional, and he ended his video with "stay hopeful."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (gnoNE)
The coming era of AI looks like it’s going to be fun and not at all terrifying.
https://tinyurl.com/2b9997cw
2:25 minutes; VERY, VERY LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC)
Coming Soon! The Limited Edition “45” Guitar. Only 1,300 of each Acoustic and Electric Guitars MADE — Some personally signed! gettrumpguitars.com/
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4ek5p
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:35 PM
That is a lovely guitar.
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2024 07:47 PM (DKIGo)
Whose making them though?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (QAkQ3)
It's winter all right. It's been raining hard all day, and at 1:00pm the power went out at the office. My god, you should have seen those grownups taking off like the last day of high school.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,... at November 20, 2024 07:48 PM (QAkQ3)
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So many things are going to come out. It's going to be lit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:50 PM (llXky)
Oh, the abort of the chopstick catch was due to communication problems with the tower. There may have been some damage to the that system during launch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2024 07:50 PM (w6EFb)
HOLY SHT
I’m never deleting this app. 🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/3p4sy4cp
2:19 minutes; funny TDS psychiatrist talks!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
That little "Ohhh no" at the end got me.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:51 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
We'll see about that.
Posted by: Santa's Elves at November 20, 2024 07:51 PM (PiwSw)
2:25 minutes; VERY, VERY LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC)
funny though... neither Putin nor Trump drink Alcohol.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 07:51 PM (QAkQ3)
Good. Get the fuck out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 20, 2024 07:51 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM
Looks like a Les Paul, so Gibson, I guess.
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2024 07:51 PM (DKIGo)
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Is that a female derivative of "porta," a gate, or port?
Because that's like saying "Rossi's hole" in the Vulgate, I bet.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:52 PM (llXky)
It's winter all right. It's been raining hard all day, and at 1:00pm the power went out at the office. My god, you should have seen those grownups taking off like the last day of high school.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 07:49 PM (uyw7M)
AHHHHHHHH CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 07:52 PM (QAkQ3)
"In July 2020, ten former employees of The Ellen DeGeneres Show accused DeGeneres of creating a 'toxic' on-set atmosphere of 'racism, fear, and intimidation', including failing to address executives sexually harassing female employees and making 'racist micro-aggressions and abuse' to or about employees of color, firing employees for taking medical and bereavement leave, and replacing her own crew with non-union workers during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic. The allegations, which the employees made anonymously to Buzzfeed News, followed previous reports of hostile and bullying behavior, such as a former employee's allegation that DeGeneres fired him for setting up a GoFundMe page to cover medical costs not covered by their workplace health insurance."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2024 07:52 PM (dxSpM)
Coming Soon! The Limited Edition “45” Guitar. Only 1,300 of each Acoustic and Electric Guitars MADE — Some personally signed! gettrumpguitars.com/
https://tinyurl.com/y5j4ek5p
photo
*Checks price*
Yeah, I don't make that kind of money.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 07:53 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 07:53 PM (gnoNE)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (q4Yry)
https://youtu.be/qXL0jvbz3go?si=1OOlecp0qsdt4kPJ
Presence is my favorite LZ album and Achilles Last Stand is such a legendary song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (RsS92)
Do you know what Answer Songs are?
I didn't until today.
I'll give you a For Instance: In 1960, The Everly Brothers released "Ebony Eyes," a boy-loses-girl-in-a-plane-crash song.
And then this followed: "After the Everly Brother released 'Ebony Eyes,' Link Wray contacted Loretta Ward and asked her to write the lyrics for an answer song for "Ebony Eyes", the result was 'Flight 1203,' which Janice and Loretta recorded as The Beverly Sisters."
Do you know of any other answer songs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (kTQeH)
Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
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All these years and I thought it was Beep Beep.
Posted by: Ciampino - Acme wants a word with us at November 20, 2024 07:56 PM (i0xsb)
This was one of the reasons the French continue to use those slick Manurhin revolvers, which can also pistol whip the crap out of you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)
Pressing a pistol into somebody's ribcage kind of defeats the purpose of a projectile weapon. The point of having a gun is thst you can inflict damage on somebody without having to get close enough to them that they can punch, kick, headbutt, or otherwise inflict unwanted pain upon your person.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:56 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 07:53 PM (gnoNE)
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So, a Horde translation would be "Snizz Rossi."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:56 PM (llXky)
you conflated 2 posts, mine was about hitting the deer
(wish I was deer hunting...)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 20, 2024 07:57 PM (hB7mE)
Everly Brothers' "Ebony Eyes"
https://is.gd/bGQGNJ
...and the Answer Song "Flight 1203" which is the girlfriend's response to her boyfriend after she died in the plane crash
https://is.gd/xT0JTG
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:57 PM (kTQeH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC)
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Enjoy the censorship and migrant rape gangs, ladies!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
And won't she be surprised when she learns that the UK general public is actually more conservative and ethnocentric than Americans. THey temporarily have a Labor PM not because they are popular, but because of the public disgust with the spineless Tories, who are even more useless than the GOPe. IF there was a Trump-type candidate in the UK, he'd get 70% of the vote.
But alas, their terrible parliamentary system and the fascistic media prevent any decent candidates from even being considered. Only the most repulsive narcissists and Deep State collaborators even attempt to become candidates for Prime Minister. Plus, over thee, you don't vote for a person, you vote for a party, and then the party insiders choose their (and your) leader.
Anyway, welcome to your new political paradise, Ellen!
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (pMi6S)
The Byrds - "So You Want to be a Rock 'N' Roll Star"
Eddie Money - "Wanna Be a Rock 'n" Roll Star"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (kTQeH)
Wasn't Sweet Home Alabama an answer to Neil Young's Southern Man?
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Soothsayer"
Zappa wrote a song about Jewish princesses and was criticized by the prudes and music critics and such so in response he wrote a song about Catholic girls.
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (kTQeH)
The Pina Colada Song is an asked/answer song, I guess.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 07:53 PM
If you had an Ellen DeGeneres that smelled like a penguin, you'd make her leave the country.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (PQclV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (TAHLa)
It feels a lot like things are being buried and swept away. I doubt we get much at all out of it. I mean, the dude took videos of lots of famous people doing despicable stuff. That's never coming out to the public.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,... at November 20, 2024 07:48 PM (QAkQ3)
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So many things are going to come out. It's going to be lit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 07:50 PM (llXky)
While I think they have PLENTY of evidence and people they can bring up and wouldn't need Degenerate to testify, they could always submit and extradition request with the UK and see what happens. IF she doesn't abide by it, issue a warrant for her arrest so anytime she comes back to the US, she's arrested and detained.
F*ck that blasphemous whore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)
(wish I was deer hunting...)
Posted by: runner
Yeah, sorry. Beans for dinner. No excuse, but...
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (j4U/Z)
"England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin...poke out my eye and cut off my arm if I'm wrong!"
- Lord Nelson
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (Wnv9h)
Zappa wrote a song about Jewish princesses and was criticized by the prudes and music critics and such so in response he wrote a song about Catholic girls.
Posted by: fd
Wait, does that qualify as an answer song??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:00 PM (kTQeH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:40 PM (hovnC
Can she be executed for coming back!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:01 PM (VWMRp)
Posted by: Soothsayer"
I think his answer was "FU".
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
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If it hasn't been pointed out yet, there are no penguins at the North Pole.
Posted by: Decaf at November 20, 2024 08:01 PM (unUNN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:01 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2024 08:02 PM (TAHLa)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (kTQeH)
The Pina Colada Song is an asked/answer song, I guess.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM
Human League, Don't You Want Me.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 20, 2024 08:02 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Pennywise at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (Odg76)
Just to make it up to you all, I will go out on the the cold windy deck and consume an ounce of Ardbeg in contrition and celebration. Forgive my previous pessimism and thanks for the ongoing education you provide.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:56 PM (jfvTO)
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But what if they do? Handguns are used for clearing rooms, tunnels and a last ditch-defense of one's person.
One reason why heavy revolvers have continued to see use is because they provide better hand to hand capability if it comes to that. Handguns are basically swords with extra long reach. In close, auto-loaders can be disabled by proximity. Revolvers can as well, depending on the lock, but all of them will fire if the cylinder is unimpeded and they are pressed up against someone.
The wounds from that are also horrific.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM
The Wild Side of Life and It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-tonk Angels.
Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (DKIGo)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Answer songs were a thing in the early '60s, but faded away as a genre by the late '60s.
Interestingly, answer sings are now BACK! About 50% of all rap songs are now "answer songs,
" as the various rappers and their crews get in "beefs" with other rappers, an thy release "dis" songs about each other.
Happens even a the very top -- Nikki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion have released a barrage of hate-flilled put-down sings about each other, each an "answer song" to the previous one.
(And yes, I know that rap is crap.)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 08:04 PM (pMi6S)
"I think you mean 'Pina Coladaburg.' A little song I wrote seven and a half fuckin' years before "Margaritaville" was even on the map! Of course, you wouldn't know that, 'cause you weren't even born yet!"
--Coconut Pete
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:04 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (v7b9S)
There's only one flying Valkyrie left, but she's home in Ohio and she no longer flies. https://tinyurl.com/ydpp9ezs
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (NezMn)
Do you know of any other answer songs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (kTQeH)
If there's only one, we hardly need to coin a name for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (PQclV)
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And that's why exactly no Hollywood types are fleeing the country, despite promising this after very GOP victory.
oh, wait...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (llXky)
"England expects every man will do his duty."
That was Lord Admiral Nelsons final signal to the fleet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (w6EFb)
It's going to be months before the Café smells better than The Barrel.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (PQclV)
Does Sweet Home Alabama (Lynyrd Skynyrd) count? In response to Southern Man (Neil Young)?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd
Which one was Dinah Moe Hum?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (RsS92)
F*ck that blasphemous whore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Probably dodging a lot of subpoenas from anti Diddy Lawsuits... and could end up as a co defendant if she knowingly participated...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 08:06 PM (QAkQ3)
" as the various rappers and their crews get in "beefs" with other rappers, an thy release "dis" songs about each other.
Happens even a the very top -- Nikki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion have released a barrage of hate-flilled put-down sings about each other, each an "answer song" to the previous one.
(And yes, I know that rap is crap.)
Yeah, but I still think it's funny that they're basically writing poetry about each other.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 08:06 PM (lUFok)
@DonutOperator
Did your boyfriend finally find your clit?
Posted by: Ian S.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:42 PM (elaR+)
Donut is great. I need to get caught up on his vids.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 08:06 PM (xcIvR)
There was an answer song - you ain’t nothing’ but a she cat.
I can’t remember who sang it but he was sued by the record label of Hound Dog
Posted by: Tourist at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (kD1KW)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (v7b9S)
Posted by: Tonypete"
I don't know but I think Camarillo Brillo was a Wiccan.
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)
I'll be over here in the corner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (gnoNE)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (dR6yv)
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The flip side of the single of the Pina Colada Song is Him, about his woman seeing another man and needed to make a choice.
"Over by the window/there's a pack of cigarettes/not my brand, you understand, sometime the girl forgets..."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:08 PM (llXky)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 07:58 PM (jfvTO)
Should have known someone would think of that long before I got to it!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 20, 2024 08:08 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:08 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 20, 2024 08:09 PM (NezMn)
I thought I just came up with that.
Fuck You, Kelly Grayson, whoever you are.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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AI authors never sleep.
Posted by: whig at November 20, 2024 08:09 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)
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Finland also seems reasonable. I think Eastern Europe is also opening up ownership, something about migrants being dumped on them and of course wanting to make Communism not happen again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)
http://tiny.cc/7tewzz
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:11 PM (jfvTO)
I must have a heart of stone, that video did nothing for me. Maybe I'm just burnt out on Star Trek after the stuff they've been putting out the last few years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:12 PM (RsS92)
I'll be over here in the corner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM
I'm so sorry, Anna. We're here for ya.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 08:12 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: runner at November 20, 2024 08:13 PM (V13WU)
Wait until she gets her tax bill.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)
I was going to have suggested the war-hammer as the best close-in combat weapon and then the Midsomer Murders episode I just began watching has a pub named the "Hammer & Pennant" in it with a war-hammer and a pennant on a lance on its signage.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 08:14 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:15 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January
Those animated documentaries lied to me
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale
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Those are The Historical Documents!
Posted by: Ciampino - Acme wants a word with us? at November 20, 2024 08:15 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Tourist at November 20, 2024 08:15 PM (kD1KW)
also a couple of others in the same vein ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Oh WTF? Seriously?
I thought I just came up with that.
Fuck You, Kelly Grayson, whoever you are.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 07:45 PM (kTQeH)
I have bad news about your other idea for "Minkey Mouse" as well...
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2024 08:15 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:12 PM (RsS92)
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I have no idea what "Unificiation" even is, and am too gun-shy to even look.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:16 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2024 08:17 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 08:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at November 20, 2024 08:18 PM (NezMn)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 08:14 PM (hovnC)
Depends on how close is close, you need room to extend your arms to use those. That's one way the legions got so dominant, the barbs had these long swords and the Romans would bash the shield, step in and get inside the swing radius and stab into the abdomen or thigh.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2024 08:18 PM (n7h9X)
This was also a way for Shatner to say goodbye to Nimoy. In his last days, Leonard shut everyone out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:19 PM (gnoNE)
https://youtu.be/qXL0jvbz3go?si=1OOlecp0qsdt4kPJ
Presence is my favorite LZ album and Achilles Last Stand is such a legendary song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 07:54 PM (RsS92)
That was just stupid......wow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:20 PM (kTQeH)
And yet they spend millions on an America's Cup campaign.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (gnoNE)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 08:14 PM (hovnC)
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Blackpowder pistols were weighted to be used a clubs once they had been discharged and a heavy modern revolver will do equal service.
There's a great scene in "To Have and Have Not" where Bogart informed the Vichy French leadership (at gunpoint) that one of them is going to call the station and let their boat go, which means the other is going to get a beating for nothing. He then proceeds to use (a prop, of course) full-sized .38 to beat the great out of them.
...and the scene then cuts to one of them being bruised and cut up and doing what he says.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (llXky)
This was also a way for Shatner to say goodbye to Nimoy. In his last days, Leonard shut everyone out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:19 PM (gnoNE)
Except for the fat chicks!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:22 PM (v6JzV)
Anna Puma, sorry.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 08:22 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:22 PM (v6JzV)
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Hermy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 20, 2024 08:23 PM (z0QHk)
Posted by: Lizzo at November 20, 2024 08:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:23 PM (2jJtO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (dR6yv)
#87 has the link
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:21 PM (gnoNE)
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No, that's fine, my condolences. It doesn't matter of it gets to me, it got you you.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (llXky)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
Be proud you had a pop you will miss.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:23 PM (2jJtO)
Yeah, this.
I have not shed much a tear for my dad. Maybe on Friday after Thanksgiving when we have his 'celebration of life' thing, but I doubt it.
My step-mom, on the other hand......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:25 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: RI Red at November 20, 2024 08:26 PM (kV4+e)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (dR6yv)
I don't know what he pursued sexually, but he did spend some quality time taking pictures of some pretty large, naked women.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulg
Is that the little weirdo who wants to be a dentist? I think Herme.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:27 PM (ftFVW)
The pussy dominated The Paolo not the other way around, but isn't that the way things always work?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 20, 2024 08:27 PM (+HzbQ)
Anna, condolences to you and your family
Posted by: Don Black - have you seen my keys at November 20, 2024 08:27 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 08:27 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:27 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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And claimed it was somehow related to Judaism, IIRC.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:28 PM (llXky)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 20, 2024 08:28 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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I like them big! Big!!
Posted by: Professor Peach at November 20, 2024 08:28 PM (z0QHk)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:28 PM (i+3cK)
pretty sure Lynyrd Skynyrd didn't like that one either
Posted by: Don Black - have you seen my keys at November 20, 2024 08:28 PM (/7KEl)
And the Board let him keep his job? If that isn't sheer malfeasance I don't know what would be.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2024 08:29 PM (/y8xj)
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's gottem
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:29 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:30 PM (v6JzV)
Be proud you had a pop you will miss.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:23 PM (2jJtO)
Yeah, this.
I have not shed much a tear for my dad. Maybe on Friday after Thanksgiving when we have his 'celebration of life' thing, but I doubt it.
My step-mom, on the other hand......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Hugs to you both, Anna Puma and Sponge.
You never know what will get you. I kept it together when my mom passed until they played Time by Alan Parsons Project. Who fucking cries at Alan Parsons!?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW)
LOL yeah that's been a big wet disappointment. The thing just stopped at the coast then slowly drifted off into the ocean again heh. Rain, how unknown in November!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:30 PM (RsS92)
Regrets Anna.
Lost a great friend yesterday myself.
They good they were lives on in us if we're mindful of it.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 08:30 PM (j4U/Z)
'Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K.'
I hope everyone there doesn't grow to hate her too.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L)
I came close at my graduation, quiet pretty girl I barely knew in school sang it for the class and it was so touching. I don't even remember the rest of it, was dull. But that hit pretty hard
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:32 PM (RsS92)
“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not a mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition and of unspeakable love.”
― Washington Irving
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 08:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 08:33 PM (gKWVE)
'Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K.'
I'm sure we'll all miss them, too.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 20, 2024 08:33 PM (+HzbQ)
where all tha white women at?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:33 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tuna at November 20, 2024 08:34 PM (oaGWv)
'Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K.'
I hope everyone there doesn't grow to hate her too.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 08:31 PM (3wi/L)
What is no fucks given for 500 Alex.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:34 PM (gbOdA)
The 'progressive' district attorney who prosecuted the case for the migrant who brutally murdered nursing student Laken Riley said she wouldn't seek the death penalty because it would cause 'collateral consequences to undocumented defendants.'
Posted by: Don Black - have you seen my keys at November 20, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 20, 2024 08:34 PM (gfViB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:35 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 20, 2024 07:31 PM (elaR+)
And they can't outrun coyotes either.
It was disappointing when I moved to AZ and saw real ones. They don't look at all like the ones on the Plymouth. They look more like race chickens.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 20, 2024 08:36 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)
No no no. She'll just likely be crying......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 08:37 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:35 PM (RsS92)
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The first time I heard it, I thought: "That's quite moving."
I can't stand to hear it now - I hit my overplay limit on it. I've got a few songs like that - they need to stay off the air for a decade or so before I can enjoy them again.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:37 PM (llXky)
Thanks for posting that, Mike Hammer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
I think that one was specifically designed to bring out the waterworks. Even as a little kid not fully understanding the sentiment, it stirred the sadz in me.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)
Lost my Dad about 30 years ago.
It still hurts on the wrong day.
His memories will warm you some day.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:38 PM (gbOdA)
Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters
buff.ly/4fZccvt
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC)
I yearn to be 7 again singing that song badly with my dad.
Coming up on 5 years now and not a day goes by...
Sorry for your loss Anna.
Prayers.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 08:38 PM (xcIvR)
The Full Body Project.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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A lot of photographers hide behind "art" to disguise their perversions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
I thought of those, but decided that was more of a sequel than answer situation.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (gbOdA)
This is equivalent to one of the Great Powers receiving an ultimatum from the Bolivian Navy.
Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (njExo)
A lot of photographers hide behind "art" to disguise their perversions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (llXky)
OH yeah......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (dR6yv)
At least I warned ya.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (Zz0t1)
'Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia de Rossi, have moved to the U.K.'
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Put them in with the other migrants. But whatever, don't let them come back.
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 20, 2024 08:41 PM (ozQLF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Seattle got HAMMERED. There's detritus all over the local roads. I stayed home because my car was trapped on our cul de sac and we ran chainsaws and humped crap all day.
It was nice to work with my neighbors. No politics. No bullshit. Just neighbors working together.
It was a lot of crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (8Ep58)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (gfViB)
Posted by: PabloD
I'm late, but there was talk about early rut. Something about the moon. 2 very large bucks killed within a mile of here... archery. Pre-gun.
Posted by: MkY at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (cPGH3)
It was nice to work with my neighbors. No politics. No bullshit. Just neighbors working together.
It was a lot of crap.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM
Certainly glad you're ok.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (RsS92)
Same here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
You're gonna need to be more specific.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (jfvTO)
This is equivalent to one of the Great Powers receiving an ultimatum from the Bolivian Navy.
Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (njExo)
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Isn't that the "conservative" organization packed with sodomites? I'm sure they'd prefer the Navy to the Army, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:43 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:39 PM (llXky)
Probably
Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis at November 20, 2024 08:43 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:43 PM (kTQeH)
Same here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG)
I hate to mention it out of fear and assuming the fetal position in PTSD flashbacks, but one song that sadly reminds me of my dad is Queensrÿche's The Bridge...........
Sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
WRONG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (xG4kz)
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He had fifteen, but dropped a couple.
The first time I saw that guy I knew he was full of crap.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:44 PM (llXky)
Nobody cries to that, right?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:43 PM (kTQeH)
That one would work as well.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 20, 2024 08:44 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 20, 2024 08:44 PM (gfViB)
WRONG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2024 08:40 PM (xG4kz)
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"I've got these FIFTEEN!!! *CRASSSSHHHHH*
These TEN!!! TEN COMMANDMENTS!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I hit that with the entire Led Zeppelin and Journey catalog in the 80s. WAY WAY overplayed. Its only recently that I can even enjoy them now. Yeah, I get it now. But back then it made me want to barf.
Seattle got HAMMERED. There's detritus all over the local roads. I stayed home because my car was trapped on our cul de sac and we ran chainsaws and humped crap all day.
Didn't do jack to Salem, not even winds. I was preparing for disaster, and all we got was a bit of rain. It is nice to see neighbors coming together though, it gives hope for the future.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:46 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:46 PM (vFG9F)
Didn't do jack to Salem, not even winds. I was preparing for disaster, and all we got was a bit of rain. It is nice to see neighbors coming together though, it gives hope for the future.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:46 PM (RsS92)
After all, it takes a village, you know.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Re: that racist idiot who decreed "white people" can't use the word "oppression" in the House today.
Has she never heard a weatherman describe a hot Summer day as "oppressive" heat?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:47 PM (kTQeH)
And the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the
Man on the moon
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:47 PM (8Ep58)
Has she never heard a weatherman describe a hot Summer day as "oppressive" heat?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:47 PM (kTQeH)
She's inherently racist and nothing else matters.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bombadil at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (MX0bI)
The Full Body Project.
Posted by: Sponge
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A lot of photographers hide behind "art" to disguise their perversions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
A whole lot of photographers could hide behind those behinds.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (WXNFJ)
I don't really like that song but I'd listen to Dwight Yoakam sing Yoko Ono its. The man is talent touched by God.
What's that song that goes cats in the cradle?
That one doesn't hit me so hard, I expect if I was a father it would, though. Great song.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (ftFVW)
A whole lot of photographers could hide behind those behinds.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (WXNFJ)
But would they WANT to......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (mH6SG)
By Ugly Kid Joe.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (gKWVE)
Do not have 'music' in the same sentence, nay, paragraph even, as 'rap' unless to referring to knocking, striking, etc.
Remember that Country music is for those that can't sing and rap is for those that can't do Country.
Posted by: Ciampino - country? at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (i0xsb)
*spit*
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 08:48 PM (ftFVW)
Pres of the daughter's marching band boosters used to say that shit all the time......
I'd always say under my breath "Albrecht Mach Frei."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
I really dont fucking care if you shove weasels up your ass and cheer.
I dont care suck dicks, scissor, cornhole, I really dont care and I realize that you do not EXCEPT to get a response.
I will never ever ever respond to your bullshit.
If everyone would just step back and then go on their way it would be over.
Yes (D) would stop to kneel whit the Kunte CockSucker Clothes but 99.6% would walk away.
/Rant
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:50 PM (gbOdA)
And the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the
Man on the moon
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 08:47 PM (8Ep5
It's just Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2024 08:50 PM (aPY1X)
By Ugly Kid Joe.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (xcIvR)
I had the original cassette that was on with the later banned cover art of Joe as The Statue of Liberty flipping the bird.
Damn asshole roommate took the plastic off and played it.
Prick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 20, 2024 08:51 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Cinema Treasures at November 20, 2024 08:51 PM (nS6qG)
How does "yoppression" strike ya?
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)
Why, yes it is! And yes I do know what you mean! And I'm sure Wilson and company have struck number XXIX from their Articles of War.
Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2024 08:51 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)
They played Nearer My G D to me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:52 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)
JIM
Posted by: the horta at November 20, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)
JIM
Posted by: the horta at November 20, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)
dammit Jim I a doctor not a brick layer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 20, 2024 08:54 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 20, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Is U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday an answer song to Chicago's Saturday In The Park?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:54 PM (kTQeH)
By Ugly Kid Joe.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (xcIvR)
You might actually be 29 if you credit Ugly Kid Joe rather than Harry Chapin for that song.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:55 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2024 08:50 PM (aPY1X)
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"Taxi" is a good tune. I like it better. Musically more interesting and feels less contrived.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:55 PM (llXky)
I'll be over here in the corner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (gnoNE
So sorry, Anna. That's rough
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 20, 2024 08:56 PM (aPY1X)
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Right on it.
_Gen. Milley
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 20, 2024 08:56 PM (ozQLF)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 20, 2024 08:56 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 08:54 PM (kTQeH)
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
or Sunday Afternoon in the Park (Van Halen)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 20, 2024 08:56 PM (Ad8y9)
'Do you know of any other answer songs?'
My Girl by the Temptations was the answer song to My Guy by Mary Wells.
Both songs written by Smokey Robinson.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2024 08:56 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 20, 2024 08:57 PM (ozQLF)
'Donut is great. I need to get caught up on his vids.'
That's the police shooting video guy? Those are funny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 08:57 PM (3wi/L)
Why, yes it is! And yes I do know what you mean! And I'm sure Wilson and company have struck number XXIX from their Articles of War.
Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2024 08:51 (njExo)
The Log Cabin Republicans is the group of sodomites.
The Lincoln Project is the group of pedophiles.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:58 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 20, 2024 08:58 PM (TDvv2)
Donut Operator yeah
Donut is a car channel, lots of fun although it got bought by a big corporation and most of the hosts bailed for solo channels
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 08:59 PM (RsS92)
' I am crying for my father who just passed away.'
I'm sorry for your loss. My dad died over 30 years ago and I still miss him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 08:59 PM (3wi/L)
Shooting of unarmed civilians in Northern Island by British troops.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (LkLld)
Very evocative as the divorce epidemic was in full flood and a lot of kids who grew up with the original realized it was as easy as they thought.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (llXky)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
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I had to look that up. The Mothers of Invention (no apostrophe) is the band I found with that album title.
Posted by: Ciampino - Money Makes The World Go Round at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (i0xsb)
youtu.be/sPuR4vl4jOA
Nice business model. Let's see how it plays in court.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (KAi1n)
Spock. Porn. Illogical.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 09:01 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM (LkLld)
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And then look at "Zombie" by the Cranberries, which crushes both sides.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:01 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:02 PM (RsS92)
Ace is using us to test out his shtick before going to X!
Ace of Spades @AceofSpadesHQ 2h
dude looks like Caitlin Jenner with Lego Hair
Quote tweet: MAZE @mazemoore 7h
Come on Lichtman, you didn't have to quit X. People will have stopped making fun of you in a year or so.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 09:02 PM (hovnC)
Same here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
............................
Same here. It's just a beautiful song, beautifully written, beautifully sung.
And my Dad is still alive but He's declining at a rapid pace, he's 86.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 09:02 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Auspex
Does it seem more logical if you use it as a way to comply with rule 1?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 09:03 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 09:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 09:01 PM (j4U/Z)
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What was the screen that he smashed when it was "Amok Time"? Skinny Vulcan chicks?
I do like the quip that having is not as pleasurable as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:04 PM (llXky)
Dave was kind of drunk at a show in Ireland, ran his mouth off "Give Ireland back to the Irish" and started a riot.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 09:04 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 09:05 PM (vFG9F)
A much more reasonable positions. People were awful to each other on both sides, as each became more angry and vengeful. You listen to one side, they only tell the sad stuff that happens to them, not the stuff they did to someone else. It was all just evil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:05 PM (RsS92)
It's what killed him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 09:03 PM (3wi/L)
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He became an alcoholic because he liked fat-bottomed girls?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:05 PM (llXky)
It's what killed him.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 09:03 PM (3wi/L)
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He became an alcoholic because he liked fat-bottomed girls?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Drunk then stuck under one?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 20, 2024 09:07 PM (ftFVW)
Ironically, ‘Cats in the Cradle’ was Chapin’s biggest hit, reaching No. 1 in 1974. A tireless activist who co-founded WhyHunger, he was killed in a car crash in 1981 while en route to perform a free concert on Long Island.
* Follow me for more useless trivia *
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Ciampino - country? at November 20, 2024 08:49 PM (i0xsb)
Please tell that to:
Dolly / Linda / Emmie Lou
Posted by: browndog looks askance at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Ciampino - Money Makes The World Go Round at November 20, 2024 09:00 PM
MisHum weeps.
You know that President Trump signed a Proclamation thanking Misanthropic Humanitarian for Frank Zappa Month on the ONT, right?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 20, 2024 09:09 PM (PQclV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (Q4IgG)
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Newsletter?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:10 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:08 PM (RsS92)
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That's been shown to be old and busted. The new hotness is little boys and truckloads of baby oil.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:11 PM (llXky)
A much more reasonable positions. People were awful to each other on both sides, as each became more angry and vengeful. You listen to one side, they only tell the sad stuff that happens to them, not the stuff they did to someone else. It was all just evil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:05 PM (RsS92)
And their would have been a lot less of the troubles in North Ireland if the UK hadn't been paying welfare to support the boyo's wifes, girlfriends and kids while the boys were out shooting things and making bombs.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 20, 2024 09:11 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:10 PM (RsS92)
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Yeah, until Yusuf Islam beheads your infidel ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 09:11 PM (llXky)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2024 09:14 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:15 PM (LkLld)
That's sooo 2022.
Nowadays we just stand in the corner of the mens' room and watch dudes whip it out.
Posted by: Tim Miller at November 20, 2024 09:16 PM (gKWVE)
Dangerous path.
Posted by: JackStraw
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No Shit
Posted by: Eric Clapton at November 20, 2024 09:16 PM (Q4IgG)
I'm down to eliminating more prose than I post here.
Hoping grief and sad times are transitory for all of you; your moron remarks have meaning, and bring joy.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 09:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2024 09:17 PM (DTX3h)
Oh....THAT BITCH??? Jus tryin to make political makeup that she can smear on her OPPRESSED FACE...goes well with the $500.00 custom 4-inch fingernails they all like to sport these days.
For the record...modern SLAVERY was first taught to the Dutch by THE BLACK MUSLIMS back in the 1600's and that spread to the first arrivals in the US.
Jefferson the PREZ. Had to create the USMC to halt the taking of American Trade ships and the enslaving of their WHITE crews off the coast of Somalia and modern day Lybia...
So suck ass woman of color...your argument is most "SUCKOFFRUS."
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 20, 2024 09:18 PM (TDvv2)
And volcanoes can make their own lightning storms. All that ash being blown out is like Gaia's own Van de Graaf generator.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 09:19 PM (QAzxD)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC)
Fissure eruption, mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 09:21 PM (QAzxD)
Posted by: Fatty McFattington at November 20, 2024 09:21 PM (NRMef)
Paul Anka was supposed to sing at President Trump's first inauguration ball, but backed out because he's a pussy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 09:22 PM (kTQeH)
'Drunk then stuck under one?'
He tried the Vulcan nerve pinch but all she did was fart and fall asleep on him. When she woke up it was all over.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 09:22 PM (3wi/L)
You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation....
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 09:22 PM (Jc4YY)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:23 PM (XjTSo)
That song always bugged the hell out of me. Billy Joel trying to seduce some innocent girl who is trying to do the right thing, you miserable cynical piece of crap. I get it, its a song that reflects a lot of guys "game" but damn. Just leave her alone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:25 PM (RsS92)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 09:26 PM (vBziE)
Posted by: scampydog at November 20, 2024 09:27 PM (41CYW)
Today makers of corn syrup are coming out to lobby against RFK Jr, which to my mind proves he is 100% in the right. As a diabetic, I am 100% in favor of putting corn syrup out of everything. Viva Trump! MAHA 2024
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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I don't know enough about the dietary or even flavor implications of corn sweeteners, but the subsidies those farmers get really grate me. So do one-issue voters like those guys. Hand an entire country over to white liberal slave owners who'll bankrupt us so you can get a deal that no one else gets. Anyone gonna subsidize copy editors and tech writers?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 09:27 PM (uyw7M)
That song always bugged the hell out of me.
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A buddy's mother wouldn't let her daughters listen to, nor own Billy Joel albums because of that song.
Catholics. Go figure. No, really.
Posted by: Eric Clapton at November 20, 2024 09:27 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:27 PM (LkLld)
29 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 07:32 PM (hovnC)
Fissure eruption, mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fine those Icelander and the Guatemalans and all those other countries allowing all that sulfur and other toxins into the air.
It's catastrophic.
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 20, 2024 09:27 PM (ozQLF)
http://tiny.cc/d5fwzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 09:28 PM (XeU6L)
Call Hank he knows what to do.
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 20, 2024 09:28 PM (ozQLF)
Dang I thought I made it pretty clear what my issue is with that song. Its about an older man trying to seduce an innocent girl he will abandon. That... doesn't appeal to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 20, 2024 09:28 PM (RsS92)
Literally, the only words I know in "Only the Good Die Young" are "only the good die young."
That's the way I am about a lot of songs.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 09:29 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: fd at November 20, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
You're gonna need to be more specific.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 08:42 PM (jfvTO)
I recently rewatched TNG and it became clear to me what a degen Gene Roddenberry was. Like, why does Data have fully functioning genitalia? Dude can’t even experience emotion.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 20, 2024 09:31 PM (FC8SQ)
Creepers in their 20's gaslighting teenage girls is not cool.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 09:31 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: gKWVE been around that track at November 20, 2024 09:32 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 09:33 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 20, 2024 09:34 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:34 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 09:34 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:34 PM (pZEOD)
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White Wedding??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 09:35 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Don Black - have you seen my keys at November 20, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)
Michael Stanley Band-Spanish Nights
The Catholic girls comments had me remembering this song.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 09:36 PM (D6An+)
you're much too young, girl
Posted by: Don Black"
Adam Corolla and Dr Drew have a funny bit about this.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 09:37 PM (fV+MH)
Major work to be done here which includes eradicating any and all remaining elements of OBAMA that may be hiding up in the rafters and down in the basement.
Let's not screw this up this time.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 20, 2024 09:37 PM (TDvv2)
That song always bugged the hell out of me. Billy Joel trying to seduce some innocent girl who is trying to do the right thing, you miserable cynical piece of crap. I get it, its a song that reflects a lot of guys "game" but damn. Just leave her alone.
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Uh, no dude. Song is a cheerful nostalgia piece by Joel about hitting on the chicas in his neighborhood. It's about being a mad lad and trying to score with the oh-so-good schoolgirls. Hey girl, don't stay inside trying to be a goody-goody all day & night long. Come out and party, live while you're young! Yeah, he's still performing it, but that doesn't make him a creeper. You want creeper songs, there's "She's Only Seventeen", "Don't Stand So Close to Me", and "Into the Night", and apparently anything by Usher.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:37 PM (XjTSo)
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Always wondered how TF those broads could *do anything* while wearing those claws.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 09:37 PM (njWTi)
Were you
Born in the USA???
Posted by: andycanuck
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lol that's another one! I also used to go to the
Y M C A
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 09:38 PM (uyw7M)
A LOT more noticeable.”
Posted by: Gene Roddenberry's Ideas Notebook at November 20, 2024 09:38 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Matt Gaetz at November 20, 2024 09:40 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Deanna Trois camel toe at November 20, 2024 09:40 PM (fV+MH)
One girl in particular. Virginia. It was his high school crush and he names her in the song.
Joel is kind of a turd. He used to come to my old marina with his boat and he was a bit of a dick but the song is about high school hots.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:41 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 09:41 PM (xcIvR)
The wounds from that are also horrific.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 20, 2024 08:03 PM (llXky)
Well, if you are being menaced by a thug, and your presenting a weapon doesn't cause him to run off, and he presses his attack against you, and closes with you and commences to rain blows upon you, then you can fire at will without any qualms about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 09:41 PM (s3I/G)
Now, we could talk about Depeche Mode's playlist, starting with "A Question of Time" and moving on to, uh, "Little 15"; their manager might have wanted to intervene at some point
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 09:42 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 09:43 PM (5KFR9)
'He used to come to my old marina with his boat and he was a bit of a dick'
Wasn't cricket. Bit of a bounder. One of those fellows.
(sniffs haughtily)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 20, 2024 09:43 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 09:44 PM (fV+MH)
I learned that here a few months ago.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 20, 2024 09:44 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 09:44 PM (xcIvR)
I'll be over here in the corner.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2024 08:07 PM (gnoNE)
Please accept my condolences, Anna.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 09:45 PM (s3I/G)
Sting
Every Breath You Take.
Posted by: nurse ratched"
But that was a song ABOUT a creeper.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 09:45 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: GWB at November
Hmmm indeed. This IS interesting information….🤣
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD)
Now, we could talk about Depeche Mode's playlist, starting with "A Question of Time" and moving on to, uh, "Little 15"; their manager might have wanted to intervene at some point
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I'm willing to give the Police a little room on it. the song often gets cited, and it name-drops Nabokov. But the teacher in question is trying to be the good guy despite the unwanted crush from his young student. Depeche Mode was maybe too honest about being rock stars. Might be a reason only three of their songs ever get played on the radio any more.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:46 PM (XjTSo)
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Ringo Starr has entered the chat....
"You're 16 You're Beautiful (And You're Mine)"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 09:46 PM (Q4IgG)
At least we will die with harness on our back!
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 20, 2024 09:47 PM (/pGrs)
I'm fine. Didn't make it to work today as my street was blocked off by a rather large tree that had fallen in the BOMB CYCLONE. I was free fairly early, but stayed to help with the rest of the clean up. It was a mess. But. It was fun to work with my neighbors and clean up the street.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 09:47 PM (KW5no)
Kirby Puckett and Beaver Brown Band?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (kTQeH)
Sometimes I don't blame 'em
For wanting you
You look good
And they need somethin' to do
Until I look at you
And then I condemn 'em
I know my kind
What goes on in our minds
It's just a question of time
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (pZEOD)
I don't think I got ANY of that right, lol.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (kTQeH)
I learned that here a few months ago.
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That was a good exchange. Both songs have a good vibe on their subject.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (XjTSo)
Kirby Puckett & the Gap Band??
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (kTQeH)
I'm fine. Didn't make it to work today as my street was blocked off by a rather large tree that had fallen in the BOMB CYCLONE. I was free fairly early, but stayed to help with the rest of the clean up. It was a mess. But. It was fun to work with my neighbors and clean up the street.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
Good! I mean not good a tree fell, but glad you are okay.
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:49 PM (pZEOD)
"You're 16 You're Beautiful (And You're Mine)"
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Christine Sixteen. KISS.
Posted by: scampydog at November 20, 2024 09:49 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (j4U/Z)
Cal office of emergency services raising panic status on possible muddy “debris flows” on burn scars. Leaving me thinking - hey, thanks for not sandbagging and doing remedial work projects.
Posted by: 13times at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (KRlMN)
Posted by: Eye Roll at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (6Nkjk)
Posted by: Kip Winger at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)
Ted Cruz dodges questions just as shamelessly as Kamala did. In both cases, I wanna scream, "Answer the damn question!"
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (NLIak)
Good. Get the fuck out.
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Well, there's one of them at least who's following through on the pledge.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:50 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Ciampino - strange guy ol'Nelson at November 20, 2024 09:51 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 09:51 PM (gKWVE)
Beaver Brown is a Rhode Island band that is still playing. They were the real band that did all the Eddie and the Cruisers music.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 09:44 PM (fV+MH)
“We shall name it, of course, after our beloved Queen!”
Posted by: Sir Walter Raleigh at November 20, 2024 09:53 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (XjTSo)
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There's a cool little documentary about the making of Frida's song with Phil Collins.
https://youtu.be/OmKSWNRwAtE
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 20, 2024 09:53 PM (6ydKt)
I'll be over here in the corner.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I am so very sorry. I know this is incredibly painful, I will be praying for peace and comfort for you.
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)
I'll be over here in the corner.
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Well damn, Anna. So sorry to hear that. I hope he passed easily.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:54 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Kip Winger at November 20, 2024 09:54 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:48 PM (XjTSo)
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There's a cool little documentary about the making of Frida's song with Phil Collins.
https://youtu.be/OmKSWNRwAtE
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Cool, I like mini-docs.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 20, 2024 09:55 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Mike's Hard Lemonade at November 20, 2024 09:56 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 09:56 PM (XeU6L)
Well, she was just seventeen
If you know what I mean .....
Posted by: Ciampino - liked them young at November 20, 2024 09:58 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 20, 2024 10:06 PM (fY84s)
Seriously, you're going to blame Ringo for a Sherman Brothers song from 1960? What the hell is wrong with you people.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 20, 2024 10:31 PM (zdLoL)
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