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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 20 2024 [TRex]
Good evening Garbage Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. So it is written, so it shall be done.
Pull your belts tight, secure all valuables, and keep your hands and feet inside at all times. This is the Wednesday night ONT.
As the maintenance personnel approached the chopper, which is armed with a 30mm cannon and Hellfire missiles, realised that the rotors on the helicopter were swaying up and down and strange noises were coming from inside. The crew, who had been on their way to fit rain covers over the war machine following its service, got closer and realised to their disbelief that two people were crammed into the rear cockpit of the two seater aircraft having sex. Two drunk soldiers caught having sex in Apache helicopter.
This is not the Hobby Thread. Any resemblance to the Hobby Thread is strictly coincidental. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. The red zone has always been for loading and unloading. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 09:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 09:55 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: From about That Time at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (4780s)
creative!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (GS5wg)
Posted by: Mike's Hard Lemonade at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 20, 2024 09:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
This thread indicates bed time.
Posted by: Auspex at November 20, 2024 09:58 PM (j4U/Z)
If you know what I mean
Posted by: Ciampino - Fish is great at November 20, 2024 09:59 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2024 10:00 PM (NLIak)
Not only are the Cadillacs spray painted, but the access road, jersey barriers, and dumpsters are as well. Very chaotic artistic. My brother took lots of pictures.
A street vendor trailer sells the spray paint and memorabilia. The site is just off of an interstate in Amarillo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2024 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
And yeah if millions of illegals really are deported (I’m skeptical it will be millions) the price of things will go up. Including food. They’re not wrong. But their sudden consternation about it is hilarious.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 20, 2024 10:00 PM (GS5wg)
SQEEEAK
Damn! I forgot the WD-40. The hell with it, I just spritzed the stupid hinge with some cooking spray. Problem solved.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:01 PM (jfvTO)
Congrats Hrothgar, and good evening Horde.
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady
Thanks, and hopefully a good evening for all will ensue!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (GS5wg)
It's an AI thing. AI seems to be entirely incapable of figuring out how many fingers the normal human hand contains. It's weird. AI is much dumb.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Part of the E-4 Mafia at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (Ad8y9)
From this dusty swirl of cutthroat competition was born the Mazda 323 GTX, by far the rarest flavor of the Japanese brand’s plucky two-door 323 hatchback (called the Familia in Japan). Imported to the United States for the 1988 and ’89 model years, the 323 GTX combined turbos, all-wheel drive, and a race-ready chassis into a rally package like Mazda had never produced. And yet, people forgot the GTX in the intervening decades since it was last offered for sale. That’s a shame—this hot hatch’s rarity, performance cred, and period styling would make a quirky and rewarding addition to any collection.
The catch? Finding one is tough, as only 1243 examples ever made it across the Pacific to settle in American garages, and many of them were treated… vigorously.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (Q4IgG)
If you know what I mean
Posted by: Ciampino"
It will be interesting to see ALL the House records released.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:03 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:03 PM (pMi6S)
We can bask in the win a little longer, then back to keeping America working.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 20, 2024 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Not sure how it will shake out but I voted on the premise that I'm damn ready to find out.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (CcF4i)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (dwzrA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) "
Give it a minute.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: zombie Mitch Hedberg at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (fV+MH)
*sweats*
Posted by: your Republican congressman (fighting for YOU) at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
End EBT and those people can work in agriculture. Prices will decrease.
Posted by: Mike's Hard Lemonade at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (4q41e)
Which, really, has been pretty much every day of the last four years or so.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Mike's Hard Lemonade
Sriracha ranch dressing is a crime against nature. I may have libertarian leanings, but I'd be OK if it was banned at the federal level.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (pMi6S)
It must be difficult to type with such teeny arms... but we sure appreciate it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: zombie
Chuck Norris cannot do a single push-up.
But he can push the Earth down repeatedly.
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:06 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (pMi6S)
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Does it have Yellow No. 5 in it?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:06 PM (JkO4W)
I read that as 'shin' and couldn't see a giraffe come out of that.
Posted by: Ciampino - Fish is greater at November 20, 2024 10:06 PM (i0xsb)
https://youtu.be/hySyMhC7a0s?si=q5RCnBUMiJqpSHjv
They can really only do the chorus. The verses are a bit tricky
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:06 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:02 PM (fV+MH)
*sweats*
Posted by: your Republican congressman (fighting for YOU) at November 20, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
Look, we can argue about who used whose tax dollars to pay off the Arlington, VA Chili’s waitresses, but I really think what we need now is another hundred billion for Ukraine. 🇺🇦
Posted by: Uniparty Congressman at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Or is it Mr. T??🤔
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: PabloD at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (GIOV3)
(That "only child" one Onfirst heard from Stephen Wright: "When I was a kid, my family had a quicksand box. I was an only child, eventually.)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (i0F8b)
Hope you finger was OK on the days the ONT was delayed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Thanks good sir!
Good thing I buy ibuprofen by the pound!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
omg Trump appointed Dr. Oz as the head of Medicare/Medicaid and someone just posted a video of Oz slathering approval all over a trans kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (N4RXG)
But to be fair, there ceremonial Lighting Of The Mouthy Skank Ho Girlfriend doesn't happen until Kwanzaa Eve.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:01 PM (jfvTO)
Probably smells better too.
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 10:11 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:11 PM (v6JzV)
Keep the Chuck Norris jokes -- er, facts -- coming. They're hilarious!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 10:11 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: Gov't Regulate Mommymilkers at November 20, 2024 10:11 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: tankdemon
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Edited. You must not have received the memo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (y60WL)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:13 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (y60WL
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Not the way I drive.
*buffs nails on lapel*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:13 PM (JkO4W)
7 Cadillac Ranch is the third best ranch, after Avocado, Sriracha, and Cool.
Posted by: Mike's Hard Lemonade at November 20, 2024 09:57 PM (4q41e)
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Cadillac Ranch is the
Posted by: Ciampino - Fish is greaterest at November 20, 2024 10:13 PM (i0xsb)
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Be all you can be.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 20, 2024 10:13 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: browndog head already drooping at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (TTAGa)
I knew he must've been about 17
Posted by: Joan Jett at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth"
El Paso is literally halfway between Houston and LA.
No exaggeration.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (pMi6S)
I didn't know Xi Xingping lurked at Ace of Spades.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:11 PM (v6JzV)
Howdy, Glub! Nice to be just an onlooker tonight. T Rex at the helm and bringing it strongly!
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Retief at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (UL9Rw)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at November 20, 2024 10:14 PM (lAAta)
The sun has ris and the sun has set, and we ain't out of Texas yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (WXNFJ)
And then they went to work. They put up the tree and decorated it. Put out all the Christmas decorations all over the house. Put out the presents. Hung the stockings. Did everything. And when my sister and I came down the next morning it was frigging magic. Santa brought everything, even the tree. I could never figure out why my dad kept dozing off on the couch.
I had the best parents.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (pMi6S)
I didn't know Xi Xingping lurked at Ace of Spades.
Posted by: tankdemon
He is merely Yellow #6.
He is not a free man.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (pMi6S)
Yeah...no.
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (fV+MH)
Trump was doing good on personnel until this, so hopefully this is just a hiccup.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:16 PM (jfvTO)
Somewheres in/around Amarillo they have that 72 oz. steak challenge though.
Posted by: Beef, it's what's for dinner at November 20, 2024 10:16 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
People have some reasons for putting up Christmas decorations early.
We had Christmas decorations up early, inside and outside because our Marine had leave and wouldn't be home for Christmas.
Personally, I don't care when people put up their decorations. We have worse problems to be concerned about.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2024 10:10 PM (Aqu9a)
* * * *
I'm just glad to hear it was a fella and a gal in the back seat of that Apache...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Retief at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (UL9Rw)
Posted by: eleven
It was literally made up out of thin air by one person (Anna Jarvis), just like Kwanzaa.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (pMi6S)
Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (t8a1K)
I'd hate to see moar inflation
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (LkLld)
Amazing! Christmas is the best holiday.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (4q41e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (JkO4W)
If these rotors are rockin', don't come knockin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Mr. Protip at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (wy139)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2024 10:12 PM (XeU6L)
I got the memo. It's ashes are still smoldering in the sink. I say Christmas and will abide no substitute.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: eleven
It was literally made up out of thin air by one person (Anna Jarvis), just like Kwanzaa.
Posted by: zombie at November
We could redefine Labor Day, I suppose. 😂🤣.
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (p4NUW)
Passed by it in the night without noticing a couple of times in between. One of those things that if you are near, you got to check out. Like the Jolly Green Giant in Blue Earth.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 10:19 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (cfm/A)
Posted by: easy at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (8I4hW)
If these rotors are rockin', don't come knockin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2024 10:18 PM (xG4kz)
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Gas, grass or ass. Nobody auto-rotates for free.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
Somewheres in/around Amarillo they have that 72 oz. steak challenge though.
Posted by: Beef, it's what's for dinner at November 20, 2024 10:16 PM (PoEmG)
The Big Texan Steakhouse. I wonder what the 72 ounce steak costs if you don't eat it all? Might be a good way to fill up the fridge in the RV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (3ECNM)
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Depending on your perception of Medicare/Medicaid this is either fine, or not fine.
I look at it as the post office hiring a stamp licker.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Scarymary
The lovely Mrs. and I purposefully seek out Muffler Men, the largest ball of string, etc. when we travel. I love those places.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:21 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Geotge Strait at November 20, 2024 10:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mazda Facts at November 20, 2024 10:22 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:22 PM (p4NUW)
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That's only if you don't bring a shitload of dimes.
Posted by: Taggart at November 20, 2024 10:22 PM (JkO4W)
I actually like the smell of cattle and horses.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:22 PM (y60WL)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 10:23 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:23 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: eleven
It was literally made up out of thin air by one person (Anna Jarvis), just like Kwanzaa.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:17 PM (pMi6S)
Wait.. I thought Mother’s Day was invented by Hallmark to sell more greeting cards?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 20, 2024 10:23 PM (4q41e)
It was. We kept the tradition of always putting up the tree and doing the decorations on Christmas Eve. Great memories.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 10:24 PM (LkLld)
After I bought my house in Round Rock, but before I retired from my job in San Diego, I would occasionally drive out to the house to work on it. Drove almost exactly 9 hours each day, two day drive. First day I would drive nine hours, all the way across California, all the way across Arizona, and all the way across New Mexico. Second day I would drive another nine hours, halfway across Texas.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 20, 2024 10:24 PM (olroh)
https://youtu.be/TyXLJsO_ulw?si=cdisIYe4zNF6Y4h-
Posted by: Joey the Lifeguard at November 20, 2024 10:24 PM (1uXoH)
Posted by: easy at November 20, 2024 10:24 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2024 10:24 PM (1uXoH)
Those lights remain OFF until the night *after* Thanksgiving.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 10:25 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:25 PM (y60WL)
I look at it as the post office hiring a stamp licker.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 10:20 PM (Q4IgG)
_____________________________
I've spent the last 18 months wrestling with Medicare on behalf of two parents that were in assisted living at the same time. I'm pretty sure the qualifications for working in that government cesspool is brain damage and dishonesty. During the pandemic they required me to drive 40 miles to an office location where they promptly told me the person I was to meet would be calling in shortly (She wasn't even at that office. I could have zoomed her from home). Eventually, I got it all squared away, but never again ...NEVER AGAIN. They are more incompetent than the DMV...by far.
Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2024 10:25 PM (dIske)
Somewheres in/around Amarillo they have that 72 oz. steak challenge though.
Posted by: Beef, it's what's for dinner at November 20, 2024 10:16 PM (PoEmG)
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So it's still going? In 1974 my lab partner and I took off on a USA tour from Cambridge, MA. From LA we did the Grand Canyon and then somewhere we started seeing these signs for this steakhouse. We stopped there and had a regular steak and learnt all about that 72oz/potato/bread roll challenge.
Posted by: Ciampino - Good Times at November 20, 2024 10:25 PM (i0xsb)
He is not a free man.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (pMi6S)
Nice reference.
Posted by: The Prisoner at November 20, 2024 10:25 PM (jfvTO)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:26 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:26 PM (y60WL)
I have 2 Savannahs. They get all up in the fake tree. Can you imagine a real tree?
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:26 PM (pZEOD)
Or is it Mr. T??🤔
Posted by: Doof at November 20, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)
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Good evening Mr. Doof. I think Mr. T is already taken. We could go with Mr. Rex. Maybe TRex is kind of like Pele or Madonna - it just stands on its own. Decisions, decisions...
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Today is not that day. Dangerous Radical at November 20, 2024 10:26 PM (89Sog)
Actually, you fixed it *better* than you would've with the ol' WD.
See, WD-40 is neither an oil or a lubricant. That it exhibits such qualities is but a short-term artifact of the "carrier" fluid, which is the base of it's Water Displacing formula.
Oh, and as a bonus? Spray an old tee shirt down with WD-40, and wrap your favorite, old, blued handgun in it before you store it away. You'll come back to find a dulled, mottled, and utterly ruined finish on what used to be a gun to be proud of.
Buy either name brand lubricating oils. Or, one quart of Mobile One, and have all your gun and household lubricating needs filled for a lifetime.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: four seasons
Thank you for this.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (/4+vQ)
It must be difficult to type with such teeny arms... but we sure appreciate it!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2024 10:05 PM (rxCpr)
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Wow, a seal of approval from Legally Sufficient. Night made.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Jonah at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (y60WL)
(Old Navy senior enlisted retort when some lower enlisted mistakenly referred to a Chief Petty Officer as “Sir.”
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (v6JzV)
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I feel better now, I thought it was going to be one of those odd love stories.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 10:28 PM (xcIvR)
https://tinyurl.com/2s3zaznk
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 10:23 PM (hovnC)
captivating video
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2024 10:28 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Coyote Creek Christmas at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
They give you one hour to eat the steak and the sides.
I think the record is less than 10 minutes.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (Lo97M)
I actually find some "urban art" (i.e. graffiti) artistic. This is not that. I found it depressing.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (/y8xj)
nurse,
You're very welcome. Everyone is not the same and have different reasons for things.
I LOVE Christmas decorations, the lights, the nativity scenes, the wacky funny ones. It's a magical time of year.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (3ek7K)
I’ve always found it funny how Texans talk about how long it takes to drive from x city to y city in the state. Yeah it’s a big state. And so is California and Montana and oh yeah Alaska. Shit driving from Jacksonville to Key West is a 10 hour drive. Yet not a Floridian has ever said that in casual conversation, lol.
I love Texas I just find that funny about y’all.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (GS5wg)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Coyote Creek Christmas at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (nS6qG)
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Stoic but highly attractive young women who will never love again hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (y60WL)
(Old Navy senior enlisted retort when some lower enlisted mistakenly referred to a Chief Petty Officer as “Sir.”
Posted by: Bulg
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Don't call me "Sir." My parents were married.
(I'm a former CPO Mess employee)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2024 10:31 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: I Cain't Breave! at November 20, 2024 10:31 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:29 PM (3ek7K)
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It's the most wonderful time, of the year.
Posted by: Zombie Andy Williams at November 20, 2024 10:31 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (y60WL)
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How much? We want to buy her.
Posted by: Jake Blues at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)
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Dunno, but it would involve music, food, boobs and gubs (not necessarily in that order).
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Would have been here sooner, but had to wait for Cowboy Kent Rollins to finish making his sweet potato pie. (15:1
https://youtu.be/85H_47rndoY
Also watched this, which some here might appreciate:
How do I land? Adventure in an F-86 (13:07)
The History Guy
https://youtu.be/-GOb_TgbpBA
Son says the Walgreens where he works got their Christmas candy shipment in today. Ho ho ohhh my.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Giving Thanks at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (CklFI)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (CuJ/Z)
How?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 20, 2024 10:31 PM (sJHOI)
Not enough room for a third in the cockpit.
Posted by: The Other White Meat at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 20, 2024 10:34 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Bulg
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Would have to include Burgermeister Meisterburger. Snow Miser and Heat miserable too.
Posted by: scampydog at November 20, 2024 10:34 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)
Bruce Willis was good in it.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 20, 2024 10:34 PM (gKWVE)
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Same as a regular Hallmark movie, except that the city girl spending the holidays in a small town would have enormous tits, and everyone would have a rifle over their shoulder.
Posted by: Methos at November 20, 2024 10:35 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: JQ
I've been trying to get more Thanksgiving theme lights/decorations for the house. It's an important holiday, and a necessary break between Halloween and Christmas. I wish I could find better items than pilgrims and turkey and pumpkin pie. I really like the Mayflower emblem that's on the Mayflower replica- a white flower in a triangle of green leaves. I thought maybe that could be done with some xmas light strands. Anyone have other ideas?
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2024 10:35 PM (1uXoH)
Posted by: pawn at November 20, 2024 10:35 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)
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Thank you.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (aD39U)
Rex B,
We bought an inflatable turkey holding a sign that says "I'm Thankful for Vegetarians".
Everyone loves it, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
You are NOT supposed to post a picture of yourself on AOS.
Bob at NSA now knows exactly what you look like and can link you to all of your subversive Hobby Thread posts.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (HlyYF)
What would an AoSHQ Hallmark Christmas movie look like?
Posted by: Bulg
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Someone gets a broken heart and a moron slaps a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (uyw7M)
Cut.
Two Apachies are having a moment in the back of Santa's sleigh at the North Pole.
Gunships appear on the horrizon. Penguins scatter...
Posted by: Reforger at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (xcIvR)
Just grunt and point...
Oh... and cash only.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 20, 2024 10:38 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2024 10:13 PM (pMi6S)
Pi Day is NOT fake!
At least, not if you use the proper day. It is not 3/14. That would be merely 0.2142857. And 14/3 would be too much, at 4.667.
The true Pi Day is 22/7, at 3.14.
(Also, where does Pixy get off calling me a H0?)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:38 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:38 PM (CuJ/Z)
We bought an inflatable turkey holding a sign that says "I'm Thankful for Vegetarians".
Everyone loves it, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM (3ek7K)
I love it! Thank you
Posted by: Rex B at November 20, 2024 10:38 PM (1uXoH)
Posted by: pawn at November 20, 2024 10:35 PM (QB+5g
Glenn Miller?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM (y60WL)
We also bought inflatable turkey drumsticks to hang from the trees in the front yard.
We ain't right in the head, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM (3ek7K)
Strike that. I've never owned a helicopter.
Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM
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That's my brother, Roy. Did you click on the photo?
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 20, 2024 10:40 PM (iNp3L)
In the rear of an Apache, Bob.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (WXNFJ)
PHRASING!
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:40 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:40 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 10:15 PM (LkLld)
A very great tradition.
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:41 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:41 PM (CuJ/Z)
In the rear of an Apache, Bob.
Posted by: Tonypete
PHRASING!
Posted by: GWB
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE PHRASING.
Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at November 20, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Dog went out, peed, and came right back in, no dawdling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (3ECNM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Strike that. I've never owned a helicopter.
Posted by: Orson at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM (dIske)
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Apparently you don't have to "own" an Apache helicopter to have a satisfying experience. You just need to be tactical in your planning.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Ciampino - Gooder Times at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (i0xsb)
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I couldn't agree more...thanks for posting that.
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (D6An+)
Posted by: Not Giving In at November 20, 2024 10:43 PM (nS6qG)
AOP,
It was 6 degrees this morning in our part of Wyoming. It did warm up to 30 in the afternoon. Our dogs didn't stay out for long. Taking care of business quickly, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:43 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
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Hello, but your post has all kinds of weird characters (at least that's what it looks like on my computer).
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:43 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:41 PM (CuJ/Z)
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*shiver runs up spine*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
Don’t call me “Sir.” I work for a living.
(Old Navy senior enlisted retort when some lower enlisted mistakenly referred to a Chief Petty Officer as “Sir.”
Posted by: Bulg
When you're in Boot Camp you have to call a Chief "sir."
If you go straight from Boot Camp to the fleet it takes a while to fix old habits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Girl coming home from the Big City must save the jukebox in the Waffle House.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (N4RXG)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)
I really wish the rabble rousers on the national scene would have left it alone.
Posted by: :( at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:43 PM (IQ6Gq)
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That was 'thanks very much' in Russian.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (D6An+)
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Hello. Hope Yinz are having a good evening of your own.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: four seasons
You'll never make HOA Trustee with that lackadaisical attitude.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: scampydog at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 10:09 PM (uyw7M)
I don’t like Doc Oz much at all, but I think the job is not high enough to worry about it too much. It’s mainly administrative.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2024 10:46 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)
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Or you can call him Rey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:46 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)
Woman comes home to small town and immediately argues with blue collar man about longbow or crossbows. Lighting of the town tree leads to many arboreal puns (pining for Christmases of the past). Boob's. Probably have to work in otters and penguins somewhere.
Posted by: The Prisoner at November 20, 2024 10:46 PM (jfvTO)
I’ve always found it funny how Texans talk about how long it takes to drive from x city to y city in the state. Yeah it’s a big state. And so is California and Montana and oh yeah Alaska. Shit driving from Jacksonville to Key West is a 10 hour drive. Yet not a Floridian has ever said that in casual conversation, lol.
I love Texas I just find that funny about y’all.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald
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Floridians joke about their fuckups.
Cali knows they re the most ef'd up.
Texans are just very sensitive.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 20, 2024 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Piper at November 20, 2024 10:47 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM
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Well, a good gorky park back atcha.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)
I think most people who run HOA's are evil demoncrats.
Must not have any fun of any kind. Everyone should be the same.
Assholes
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:47 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 20, 2024 10:48 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 10:48 PM (aNQwd)
At least, not if you use the proper day. It is not 3/14. That would be merely 0.2142857. And 14/3 would be too much, at 4.667.
The true Pi Day is 22/7, at 3.14.
(Also, where does Pixy get off calling me a H0?)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:38 PM
Somebody has finally declared PI day?
It is so nice to be appreciated!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
Meanwhile around the corner all the In-N-Outs are sparking, have 2 people taking orders and payments, and bazillion worker bees making great fast food. Plus, if you know where to look bible references.
Take what you may from this.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (CuJ/Z)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ewt8et
Ah, the good old days. Right?
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (Mtips)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
...Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum Esquire has moved in with Jennifer Rubin.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 20, 2024 10:45 PM (hovnC)
What did Darrius do to deserve that fate?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (3ECNM)
I'm assuming they intentionally deflated them to keep them from blowing away.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:50 PM (N4RXG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM
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Gold star to you.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:50 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (fV+MH)
Mike Huckabee has been on Ozempic. Quite a startling transformation. I can barely recognize him now.
Ted Cruz dodges questions, and then goes on 3-minute filibusters instead of answering, just like Kamala did. Cruz is gonna get his canned talking points in, no matter what the question was. A question, ANY question, is just an opportunity for him to talk about how well he did in the Rio Grande Valley (RGV).
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Methos
Knockers.
Small Town prefers that they be referred to s knockers.
If really big, udders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (/lPRQ)
Depending on the time of day, it takes an hour just to drive from one side of Houston to the other. Katy can be another hour. San Antonio 3.5 hours from Katy. San Antonio isn't even 1/2 way to Amarillo. On the way to San Antonio you'll notice these two little hills. If you look North and South from I-10 you'll notice they go off into the distance.
If you look at a satellite photo of TX, you'll see this is the edge of a giant impact crater which predates the Rocky Mountains. The western edge of the crater was obliterated when the Mountains formed. The center of the crater looks like it is in the Midland - Odessa area.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Megthered at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (Mtips)
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Have you considered an annual pass?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 10:42 PM (D6An+)
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Hello. Hope Yinz are having a good evening of your own.
Posted by: TRex
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Yup, doin' ok. Went to a gun range tonight. It was fun. Need more practice. And ammo.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (D6An+)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:37 PM
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That's my brother, Roy. Did you click on the photo?
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:39 PM
I just went and clicked on the photo.
I am glad to see that you are miles and miles ahead of the Keystone Kops at NSA.
Wheels within wheels, my friend!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Jennifer Rubin at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (Aqu9a)
Meanwhile around the corner all the In-N-Outs are sparking, have 2 people taking orders and payments, and bazillion worker bees making great fast food. Plus, if you know where to look bible references.
Take what you may from this.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (CuJ/Z)
You live in Tucson? I graduated from U of A once upon a time a long time ago. Bear Down!
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:41 PM (CuJ/Z)
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*shiver runs up spine*
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Technically she was your neighbor at some point. I feel you pain.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (CuJ/Z)
Wouldn't touch one of those kiosks even in a HAZMAT suit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald
It's an AI thing. AI seems to be entirely incapable of figuring out how many fingers the normal human hand contains. It's weird. AI is much dumb.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Or perhaps AI is really smart.
Look at the parents.
Two people that closely related should definitely have seven-fingered children. Best case.
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Jonah at November 20, 2024 10:27 PM (YCxFk)
OK. But what does the actual state say about it?
(I really hate the "{some press org} called the election" stuff. They have no authority to declare it. Al they can do is report it being called by the officials who are authorized to do so. I would never cede a race because the AP or Fox "called" the race.)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:53 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM
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Smiley face emoji. Good evening, my friend. Best wishes to Mrs. PI.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
JackStraw, that is how I grew up.
One sibling would stay home with me (the youngest, by 8 years) and get me to sleep while everyone else went to midnight Mass, and when they came home, game on.
I remember waking up at zero dark thirty and peeking down the stairwell, to be rewarded by blinking colored lights in the dark downstairs.
They managed to pretend they'd gotten some sleep when I would burst into their rooms to say that Santa had come!
My husband and I did it for the kids when they were little. It. is. AWESOME.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 20, 2024 10:54 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM
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Weasel-san doctrine: Practice fundamentals. Stock up on ammo.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Girl coming home from the Big City must save the jukebox in the Waffle House.
Forgot the gubs, so:
Girl coming home from the Big City must save the jukebox in the Waffle House. At 3 a.m.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:55 PM (N4RXG)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 20, 2024 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 20, 2024 10:47 PM (/lPRQ)
You just want to date Texas!
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio-Tejas at November 20, 2024 10:56 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (aBgBM)
60s? 70s? 80s? 90s?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2024 10:56 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist at November 20, 2024 10:57 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 10:57 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (v6JzV)
Meanwhile around the corner all the In-N-Outs are sparking, have 2 people taking orders and payments, and bazillion worker bees making great fast food. Plus, if you know where to look bible references.
Take what you may from this.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:49 PM (CuJ/Z)
You live in Tucson? I graduated from U of A once upon a time a long time ago. Bear Down!
Posted by: Gref
I live in Las Cruces and go to Tucson for moments of Arts de Rock n Roll, In-N-Out and the The Batch Whiskey Bar. I effectively live in a place that could double for the Land of the Lost, a Cartel Drug shoot-em-up movie, or Mexican cuisine cooking show - Las Cruces is not without advantages.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (CuJ/Z)
A remake of It's A Wonderful Life as a parable on the evils of fractional reserve banking.
I insist.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
For several years I volunteered with Catholic Charities in a southern town. We did a huge Christmas drive for needy families. It takes ALOT of planning and organization for an event like that. We would start working on the event late summer. We served 200 families and provided toys, clothes and a full Christmas dinner. Almost all of the families were POC. We would get complaints saying "we don't want white people food". Really, we provided your family with a turkey, ham and many of the usual Christmas dinner items.
Sometimes you can't win.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:55 PM
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And then the jukebox misbehaves, so she fills it full of lead (while observing all applicable gub safety rules)?
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (N4RXG)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 20, 2024 10:30 PM (GS5wg)
Because it only works ONE WAY in California*. Driving from LA to the Nevada border is not very long. Same with driving the long way in Florida.
(* And some of that will be because of traffic, not doing 85 on long stretches where a passing semi is a welcome sight.)
Posted by: GWB at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: JB1000 at November 20, 2024 10:59 PM (2meHh)
A remake of It's A Wonderful Life as a parable on the evils of fractional reserve banking. I insist.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2024 10:58 PM
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Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 11:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Here in Las Cruces we have noticed that Texas blows and Arizona sucks at certain times of the year and at other times the exact opposite.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:00 PM (CuJ/Z)
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A vivacious young woman conceals the profound inner pain of a failed romance by speaking exclusively in fish puns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:00 PM (hY4dx)
Depending on the time of day, it takes an hour just to drive from one side of Houston to the other. Katy can be another hour. San Antonio 3.5 hours from Katy. San Antonio isn't even 1/2 way to Amarillo. On the way to San Antonio you'll notice these two little hills. If you look North and South from I-10 you'll notice they go off into the distance.
If you look at a satellite photo of TX, you'll see this is the edge of a giant impact crater which predates the Rocky Mountains. The western edge of the crater was obliterated when the Mountains formed. The center of the crater looks like it is in the Midland - Odessa area.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 20, 2024 10:51 PM (Da7Vv)
It takes me a little bit over 3 hours to drive from my home to the TxMoMe city. One hour of which is getting from my location on the far SSE side of HOU to the Woodlands on the far NNW. Ugh. I drove from my home to Las Cruces, NM, in one shot back in January. 15 hours. Ugh. Yup, TX is big. So is Houston.
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:01 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist at November 20, 2024 10:57 PM (nS6qG)
Part of that was cooler-running engines, leaded fuel, and no catalytic converters. On short runs, mufflers would become wet with condensed water inside, and partially-burned fuel would dissolve in it, forming a weak acid, that eventually ate through the metal. A long road trip, say 20-30 miles, would heat the muffler up enough to drive off all the moisture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 11:01 PM (3ECNM)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist
I'd get another 6 months out of them or so by splitting an empty coffee can and wrapping it around the rotten muffler. When you ain't gots no $, you do what you have to.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Surprised In-N-Out doesn't have a NM location yet. I guess they don't want to compete with Blake's Lottaburger.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 11:02 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 10:52 PM (aBgBM)
60s? 70s? 80s? 90s?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 20, 2024 10:56 PM (d9fT1)
1980. BS Mechanical Engineering.
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Gref
Las Cruces you say? Nah. Really?...I thought I was alone here.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM (CuJ/Z)
Posted by: Cicero
A tail as old as the hills.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM (WXNFJ)
And GM couldn't figure out why Honda and Toyota were eating its lunch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:04 PM (hY4dx)
It really is. Some of my fondest childhood memories are of those Christmas mornings. They kept it up even after I got older and had an inkling maybe Santa wasn't doing all of it. Just an inkling.
It went horribly wrong years later but the effort my folks put into making that moment is something I'll never forget.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:05 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
ABQ is getting one...ready...on the way to the Sunport which means touristas will be the primary customers. I weep.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:05 PM (CuJ/Z)
Posted by: Bulg at November 20, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)
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We have a Department of Redundancy Department.
Posted by: Ciampino - Goodest Times at November 20, 2024 11:06 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2024 10:46 PM (W6hoT)
I hope he got screwed over and almost put out of business by medicare and its paperwork and maximum allowed payments that were always late.
He looks like he would be good at holding a grudge.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2024 11:06 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Cicero
A tail as old as the hills.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM (WXNFJ)
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A tail? Was she a mermaid? No, wait. Are those fins? Do they count as a tail? Nevermind...
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 11:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
And GM couldn't figure out why Honda and Toyota were eating its lunch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:04 PM (hY4dx)
True of most cars of the era. The better ones just covered it with vinyl or fabric.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 11:06 PM (3ECNM)
Posted by: Ripley at November 20, 2024 11:07 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM
I have met Gref.
It was real mechanical engineering. Not the BS version.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:07 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: TV Fax and Figgers at November 20, 2024 11:07 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:04 PM (hY4dx)
The AMC Gremlin has entered the chat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (N4RXG)
https://tinyurl.com/2s3zaznk
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
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Is that Trump's granddaughter?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist at November 20, 2024 10:57 PM (nS6qG)
Part of that was cooler-running engines, leaded fuel, and no catalytic converters. On short runs, mufflers would become wet with condensed water inside, and partially-burned fuel would dissolve in it, forming a weak acid, that eventually ate through the metal. A long road trip, say 20-30 miles, would heat the muffler up enough to drive off all the moisture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Stainless steel exhaust helps a bit too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Gref
Las Cruces you say? Nah. Really?...I thought I was alone here.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:03 PM (CuJ/Z)
I stopped there for the night on my way to Phoenix. I've passed thru Las Cruces many times but have never seen more of the town than what's visible from I-10. Long, long ago in my youth my family lived in Santa Fe for a year. I liked it. Never had Mexican food before that, and have not had better since.
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (CuJ/Z)
Posted by: CA Token at November 20, 2024 11:09 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: Paco at November 20, 2024 11:10 PM (njExo)
Dinosaurs. Christmas dinosaurs.
I suspect they have young boy(s) living in that house, LOL.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 11:10 PM (njWTi)
What don't you know in detail?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:10 PM (CuJ/Z)
Dinosaurs. Christmas dinosaurs.
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 11:10 PM (njWTi)
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I fail to see the problem.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 11:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:07 PM (HlyYF)
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Slide Rule-type
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 11:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:08 PM (CuJ/Z)
We used to drive up from Sierra Vista and would go to The Gaslight Theater where they did live stage shows while you enjoyed pizza. You booed the bad guy and cheered the hero and AAWWW'd the heroine. Great fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Gref
If passing by say hello. If things work out I will take you to Chope's for Red Chile Colorado.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:12 PM (CuJ/Z)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist
I'd get another 6 months out of them or so by splitting an empty coffee can and wrapping it around the rotten muffler. When you ain't gots no $, you do what you have to.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Flashing with stove bolts over here.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:12 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:12 PM
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That sounds frightening. Guess everyone has their own euphemisms for explosive diarrhea.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 11:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Gref
If passing by say hello. If things work out I will take you to Chope's for Red Chile Colorado.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:12 PM (CuJ/Z)
I'll try to do so. Thanks!
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:13 PM (aBgBM)
Heh. Got my K+E 4081-3S rite'cher. Alas, I have lost much of the ability to use it.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Write a script, and I will get it to him.
Probably no guns in the movie, but I bet a touching story about a veteran returning to his small home town after giving part of his body in service to his country would get some serious looks!
A cute lady that is trying to open her own restaurant and finally realizes he is the one that "got away" probably wouldn't hurt either.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
When Halloween is over he sticks a Santa Claus cap on the skeleton and calls it a day.
I'm waiting to see how he'll work it into a Valentine's Day theme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (hY4dx)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (TdCYS)
Posted by: Scarymary
The lovely Mrs. and I purposefully seek out Muffler Men, the largest ball of string, etc. when we travel. I love those places.
Posted by: Tonypete
____________________
Ozymandius of the Plains, just south of Amarillo. Floating Mesa, west of Amarillo, is also worth seeing when the light is just right.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Mmmmmm...prime Jenny Agutter.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2024 11:15 PM (ufFY8)
She went on a rant about Gaetz being a pedo sex pervert (yawn). But then... they cut her off in mid-sentence! And forced her to read a verbatim denial by Gaetz on-air, in real time.
Sunny was WICKED pissed!
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2024 11:16 PM (NLIak)
The state question is "Red or Green". Either is a good choice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 11:16 PM (lUFok)
My oldest son and his wife have four children, 2 y/o to 10 y/o.
Holiday decorations are dictated by the kids. Mom and Dad put up any decorations requiring electricity and heights. The grandkids take over after that. The house and yard are such a mixture of decorations and it is awesome.
Some of the people around have told them we can tell your home is a home full of love and fun.
It's all about the kids. We're only young once.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:16 PM (3ek7K)
When Halloween is over he sticks a Santa Claus cap on the skeleton and calls it a day.
I'm waiting to see how he'll work it into a Valentine's Day theme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (hY4dx)
Huge, cute fu$@ing red arrow going through skeleton Santa's heart.
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2024 11:16 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist
Remember cars in front of you dragging mufflers because a U-bolt attachment point on the frame had rusted-out? Ah, the good old days.
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:17 PM (aBgBM)
They hid, and dispatched one kid through the back hall to get me, and ask me what I was doing, couldn't I see I had interrupted Santa? Get back upstairs right now!
Next morning, they told me I should have looked in the hall closet, and showed me some sooty footprints and pine needles in there.
I kicked myself for years for not looking in that closet.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 20, 2024 11:17 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Allen Dickman at November 20, 2024 11:17 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: TRex
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Not a problem! I wasn't complaining. It's just... I'd never seen anything like it before. It's a cute display, and some of the critters are huge. One is "eating" a Christmas tree, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Scarymary
The lovely Mrs. and I purposefully seek out Muffler Men, the largest ball of string, etc. when we travel. I love those places.
Posted by: Tonypete
____________________
Ozymandius of the Plains, just south of Amarillo. Floating Mesa, west of Amarillo, is also worth seeing when the light is just right.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (gf7Ez)
Look, y'all, upon my works, cowpokes, and get sad-like!
Posted by: king of kings at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (PoEmG)
Posted by: Diogenes
The Sierra Vista area is godly. Plus they have a nice Honda Motorsports dealership where I almost bought my Honda Trail 125. The Huachuca McDonald's is where the drive-thru part of the business started. Why? Because the military peeps had just enough time to leave the base, drive through and get back to protecting America from southern Arizona. I know, the whole thing sounds like I making it i up.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (CuJ/Z)
Went to work on Sons house (basement remod) he has power, however the furnace isn't working.
Oh, and it's raining....
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (J9WOt)
Write a script, and I will get it to him.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:14 PM (HlyYF)
Could I write a.script but insist that Jill Wagner be the star?
Sigh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
My oldest son and his wife have four children, 2 y/o to 10 y/o.
Holiday decorations are dictated by the kids. Mom and Dad put up any decorations requiring electricity and heights. The grandkids take over after that. The house and yard are such a mixture of decorations and it is awesome.
Some of the people around have told them we can tell your home is a home full of love and fun.
It's all about the kids. We're only young once.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:16 PM (3ek7K)
We have beautiful neighbours and friends that moved in during the insanity.
The girls always want to decorate the tree. We have pizza and gifts for the kids.
Kind of better than Christmas.
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2024 11:19 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 20, 2024 11:20 PM (TdCYS)
The state question is "Red or Green". Either is a good choice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
This is true. Who has the best chile sauce has stared blood vendettas that go on for generations.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:21 PM (CuJ/Z)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 20, 2024 11:20 PM (TdCYS)
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The funny thing is, there's some factory in China where that's all they turn out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:21 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Allen Dickman at November 20, 2024 11:17 PM (7oYYI)
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Yet another charlatan.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 20, 2024 11:21 PM (RIvkX)
Sigh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:19 PM (W/lyH)
Mmmmm....Jill Wagner.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2024 11:22 PM (ufFY8)
She went on a rant about Gaetz being a pedo sex pervert (yawn). But then... they cut her off in mid-sentence! And forced her to read a verbatim denial by Gaetz on-air, in real time.
Sunny was WICKED pissed!
Posted by: mnw
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Slander is not part of the new normal I take it.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:22 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Gref at November 20, 2024 11:22 PM (aBgBM)
Three does showed up at the feeder five minutes ago.
Two bucks have already showed up shortly thereafter.
I wonder what time of year it is on the "deer calendar" right now?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:22 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (CuJ/Z)
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My first assignment to Huachuca was right after that drive through opened.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
I took my drivers' test in the Pinto.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)
A stunningly beautiful aspiring disciple of Ayn Rand finds love in the Big Apple when her Tesla collides with a Vespa driven by a roguish young Ewok and Sea-Stack enthusiast. Like all Hallmark features, it will be filmed on location in Canada.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 20, 2024 11:24 PM (tmPIh)
Sigh.....
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:19 PM
Of course!
They would almost certainly need to have the script writer on location to help with any story edits or re-writes.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:26 PM (HlyYF)
When Halloween is over he sticks a Santa Claus cap on the skeleton and calls it a day.
I'm waiting to see how he'll work it into a Valentine's Day theme.
Posted by: Cicero
Get a small posable skeleton, curl it into the fetal position, and position it appropriately in the big one?
Which reminds me of one of my favorite misuses of statistics: the average human being contains slightly more than one skeleton.
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 11:26 PM (DgGvY)
If there isn't a romantic "hobo-hunting together" scene, I'm out.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 20, 2024 11:26 PM (TdCYS)
https://t.ly/8WmBf
Which I guess could be good if the vaxx gave you an enlarged heart.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 20, 2024 11:27 PM (lUFok)
Went to work on Sons house (basement remod) he has power, however the furnace isn't working.
Oh, and it's raining....
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (J9WOt)
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I talked to son this morning and he said they got nothing in Tacoma.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 20, 2024 11:27 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:27 PM (aNQwd)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:26 PM (HlyYF)
All-righty then!!!
Let's see...Scene One: It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)
Ha!
Funniest part for me was when I was in high school and they kept up the tradition. I was a typical smart ass high school kid and I was kind of done with it and my dad would tell me to go to bed at 8 pm and not spoil it for my mom or he would do bad things to me. He was stronger than a bull moose so I let him think he scared me (he did).
To this day my mom still gives me presents from Santa.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
And nobody had a size 16 MAGA hat to add to it?
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
Nightmare Before Christmas, FTW
Posted by: Adriane the Fruit Pie Chart of the Month Club Critic . . . at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 20, 2024 11:27 PM (xOnCy)
I lost some of my fence.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)
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That's really sweet.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 20, 2024 11:30 PM (xOnCy)
Apparently not.
There certainly seems to be a new sense of "Cuidado!" about.
Nobody paid any attention, but I read that Trump has just filed a NEW lawsuit for defamation against all the usual suspects. You know who they are. He's suing ALL of them.
Trump's lawsuit may well have caused someone to hand Sunny a cue card on air & say, "Read this, right now!"
Posted by: mnw at November 20, 2024 11:30 PM (NLIak)
It turned out that a machinist had ran out of the specified cutting oil on the machine that formed the threads on the barrel where it screws into the frame and had substituted WD40. The residue corroded microflaws into major cracks. Huge recall.
Incidentally, I still use the original recipe "Ed's Red" published there to clean my fireams.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 20, 2024 11:31 PM (Osy+7)
Youngest son lives in Port Townsend. I read today the ferries didn't run today. Ya'll must have had one hell of a storm.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:31 PM (3ek7K)
You're a celebrity now... The rules are different for celebrities. I know it. I've been there. I've been a celebrity. I used to be a bigger celebrity. But let me tell you, you're not being handled right. This is not political news coverage. This is celebrity status. You need handlers. You need to understand what you're doing. You need to understand the attitude of the media toward celebrities.
And I think about this in relation to Trump, who seems to understand celebrity media rather well though he seems to get it himself instead of needing handlers.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2024 11:32 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Tex Antenna at November 20, 2024 11:33 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)
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BTW, i want to let you know I appreciate your relentless optimism about the election. I WANTED to believe but I was pretty sure the Dems would manage to steal it again. Your posts were welcome and they always gave me hope.
And as it turned out, you were right!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:33 PM (hY4dx)
As for that 70's XMas pic, I'm sure it's real. If it was fake, they'd look happier.
Posted by: Bombadil at November 20, 2024 11:33 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:31 PM (3ek7K)
I think we are getting the tail end of that here. Maybe caused a low that brought the Arctic High barreling in from the North? Winds out of the southeast now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 11:34 PM (3ECNM)
That picture is real. I saw it a few years ago, before AI, on a funny site showing crazy Christmas pictures.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:34 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH)
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Well that's a bummer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 20, 2024 11:35 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: Jordan61
It would appear they have much bigger outages to clear up before they get to our little area. PSE outage map shows the Eastside got hammered.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:37 PM (J9WOt)
Posted by: JQ at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM
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Well, we dinosaurs are kind of cute. And Christmas trees are yummy...if you're a vegetarian dino.
Posted by: TRex at November 20, 2024 11:37 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:38 PM (J9WOt)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)
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BTW, i want to let you know I appreciate your relentless optimism about the election. I WANTED to believe but I was pretty sure the Dems would manage to steal it again. Your posts were welcome and they always gave me hope.
And as it turned out, you were right!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:33 PM (hY4dx)
After the freaking insanity of 2020?!?! Who could blame you?
I was here that night when all the election counters in areas Trump was up by tens of thousands got sleepy....and numerological miracles occurred for Biden.
And somehow it all got through. Every time you thought a judge would rule in your favor. Nope.
Then the Supremes punted.
What the hell?!
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2024 11:38 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:30 PM
Now your house should have great offense.
Because everybody knows ... the best offense is a good de-fence!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM (3ECNM)
The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM (QAkQ3)
>>And as it turned out, you were right!
Very nice of you to say. Thank you.
If you are feeling really large you can show me your sailboat. I think I will be out your way in the not too distant future and I never get tired of seeing sailboats.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM (LkLld)
Anybody else see Sunny Hostin humiliated today?
She went on a rant about Gaetz being a pedo sex pervert (yawn). But then... they cut her off in mid-sentence! And forced her to read a verbatim denial by Gaetz on-air, in real time.
Sunny was WICKED pissed!
Posted by: mnw
I've seen a clip of it twice but they never played the part before the cut off and the reading of the denial.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF
Okay.
I laughed out loud.
But I've also had a few beers.
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 20, 2024 11:42 PM (xOnCy)
He was very good at Christmasing.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 20, 2024 11:42 PM (enw9G)
And somehow it all got through. Every time you thought a judge would rule in your favor. Nope.
Then the Supremes punted.
What the hell?!
Posted by: Stateless
And just where did 12 - 20 million voters disappear to? Rapture? Alien abduction? MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:42 PM (J9WOt)
Because everybody knows ... the best offense is a good de-fence!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Dad?
.....me?
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 11:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 20, 2024 11:44 PM (t8a1K)
But I've also had a few beers.
Posted by: Stateless at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM
A few beers and a good ONT with some Morons in the comments, is a pretty decent ending after a hard day at work.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:45 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
It's a definite must-have for this one - there's got to be a playful competition over who can bag the most transients, and a running debate over the superiority of a mace to an axe.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 20, 2024 11:45 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:34 PM (3ek7K)
The dad is an example of why you should avoid excessive use of a blow dryer on your mullet.
And that is not a fish pun.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 20, 2024 11:45 PM (N4RXG)
You're thinking about an early-mid '60's Pontiac Tempest. Engine in front, Transmission in back. Large diameter fiberglass driveshaft, in between.
The Ford Tempo was a late 80s front-wheel-drive car, one size down from it's styling inspiration, the Taurus. One size up, from the Escort.
Usually, quite reliable to reach 100k mi. Guesswork and sorcery, thereafter. Driving experience best described as "coma-inducing". It was a vehicular appliance, but it lacked the soul of a CAR.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2024 11:48 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
It's a definite must-have for this one - there's got to be a playful competition over who can bag the most transients, and a running debate over the superiority of a mace to an axe.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 20, 2024 11:45 PM
I think you guys are supposed to be at the pitch meeting over at the Hallmark/Quentin Tarantino fusion channel!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:49 PM (HlyYF)
It's fun to look up funny Christmas pictures.
My favorite Christmas movie is A Christmas Story. It brought back so many memories of Christmas when I was a kid.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:50 PM (3ek7K)
Because everybody knows ... the best offense is a good de-fence!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)
Groan...you just had to "post" that didn't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH)
My mom still gives me presents from Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, too. I keep telling her, I can't stop officially believing in them until she tells me they're not real. She won't tell me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2024 11:51 PM (uyw7M)
Posted by: CA Token at November 20, 2024 11:51 PM (2+yws)
Usually, quite reliable to reach 100k mi. Guesswork and sorcery, thereafter. Driving experience best described as "coma-inducing". It was a vehicular appliance, but it lacked the soul of a CAR.
Posted by: Jim
A high-school classmate had one. The speedometer went to 85. We weren't sure why, because the car didn't. Maybe if we had bigger hills in MN.....
Posted by: mikeski at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (IDphi)
Same with my folks. I was very fortunate and it sounds like your kids were too thanks to you and your husband.
Outside of the religious reason and purpose of Christmas the best part of day for me is the for the kids.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (LkLld)
Blonde, That is so wonderful.
Posted by: four seasons at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2024 11:41 PM (LkLld)
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I'm on the waiting list for a 35-ft slip. Then I'll get a bigger boat. Then it's PARTY TIME.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 20, 2024 11:55 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:56 PM (aNQwd)
Because everybody knows ... the best offense is a good de-fence!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM
Groan...you just had to "post" that didn't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:50 PM
Well now I feel bad making you copy and paste my comment.
With all of your impending fence repairs I made you do even more "re-posting".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)
https://tinyurl.com/2k33a4ac
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:01 AM (gnoNE)
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I first encountered that phrase on either the first or second day in basic at Ft Knox. One E-1 screamed out "Sir, yes Sir!", at which time the sergeant who he thought he was impressing chewed his ass up one side and down the other.
The sergeant proceeded to tell us that Army had a better class of scum recruits than the Marines and we were expected to be able to distinguish between NCOs and officers.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 21, 2024 12:01 AM (Osy+7)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 20, 2024 11:56 PM (aNQwd)
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Piquant, richly-bodied, with delightfully mischievous top notes of ozone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 21, 2024 12:02 AM (JkO4W)
Good night, Jack Frost, and thanks for letting me remember some great times!
Posted by: barbarausa at November 21, 2024 12:02 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (IDphi)
I read the article - one of each! Very wholesome.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 12:02 AM (NoHJU)
Because everybody knows ... the best offense is a good de-fence!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:40 PM
Groan...you just had to "post" that didn't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:50 PM
Well now I feel bad making you copy and paste my comment.
With all of your impending fence repairs I made you do even more "re-posting".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)
Damn, nailed it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2024 12:02 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 21, 2024 12:04 AM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
We tried, but Tarantino said it was too intense for him, and he couldn't understand why Paul Anka had to be the one scoring the film. On the other hand, John Milius was really excited about the project.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 21, 2024 12:04 AM (tmPIh)
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Ah, so, yes, there are years of mental vacancy.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2024 12:05 AM (aNQwd)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 21, 2024 12:05 AM (IG4Id)
He could have been talking out his ass, he could know something.
Stuff you hear in airports.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2024 12:05 AM (LkLld)
https://tinyurl.com/2k33a4ac
Posted by: Anna Puma
That's an odd "weapon." She must be the party's healer.
Posted by: mikeski, feigning injury at November 21, 2024 12:06 AM (DgGvY)
What the hell?!
Posted by: Stateless
And just where did 12 - 20 million voters disappear to? Rapture? Alien abduction? MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:42 PM (J9WOt)
There is more statistical evidence of both 2020 election fraud, and Covid Shots killing people...
Then there is for MAN MADE Global Warmering.
Yet, they are F'n up our economy about Warmering.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2024 12:06 AM (QAkQ3)
Second place is ButtJizz at 8%.
PLEASE let them run Commie Lay again.
Please.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2024 12:07 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2024 11:52 PM (IDphi)
I read the article - one of each! Very wholesome.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 12:02 AM (NoHJU)
Let's face it, horde: if you had a chance to knock off a chunk in a fucking helicopter, you'd do it.
You know you would.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2024 12:09 AM (W5ArC)
Kumswallow will still be paying off the $20 mil from this election. No one in their right mind would give her money.
Posted by: four seasons at November 21, 2024 12:09 AM (3ek7K)
Big day tomorrow, playing hooky from work and helping Bride of PI finish the sets for a middle school performance of Alice In Wonderland.
Y'all have no idea of the quality of theater that you will be missing!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 21, 2024 12:11 AM (HlyYF)
Second place is ButtJizz at 8%.
PLEASE let them run Commie Lay again.
Please.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
They really don't learn...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 21, 2024 12:12 AM (elaR+)
Mel Gibson should offer to pay that $20 mil off for Kumswallow.
Followed by the famous quote: "... but first, you will BLOW ME!"
The You Tube hits would earn him another few millions, easily.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2024 12:13 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: four seasons at November 21, 2024 12:13 AM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:14 AM (gnoNE)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:50 PM
Well now I feel bad making you copy and paste my comment.
With all of your impending fence repairs I made you do even more "re-posting".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 20, 2024 11:58 PM (HlyYF)
***
I need to shut the gates on this before it gets out of hand. Bed time anyway.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:14 AM (W/lyH)
What the hell?!
Posted by: Stateless
And just where did 12 - 20 million voters disappear to? Rapture? Alien abduction? MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 20, 2024 11:42 PM (J9WOt
If it was Rapture and I'm here in Canada nearing December 2024, I'm going to be REALLY PISSED at not being included at Rapture.
But, yeah, of course voter fraud.
GatewayPundit had great articles..
Posted by: Stateless at November 21, 2024 12:15 AM (jvJvP)
Her parents are bigly big Democrats. Her sister is a lunatic leftist. Her brother is MAGA. Her sister in law is a LIV who gives no fucks either way.
I’m like dude, we need to make this a nothing but politics Thanksgiving. Witt lots of booze. 🤣
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 21, 2024 12:16 AM (GS5wg)
youtu.be/Uu5hzc2Mei4
Posted by: gKWVE at November 21, 2024 12:16 AM (gKWVE)
You know you would.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2024 12:09 AM (W5ArC)
Uh, you misspelled... did...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 21, 2024 12:17 AM (QAkQ3)
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Piquant, richly-bodied, with delightfully mischievous top notes of ozone. Posted by: Cicero
I have always found them have a certain burning plastic highlights with a fiery finish.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 21, 2024 12:17 AM (Yb08v)
You know you would.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I don't understand why the mechanics reported it.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2024 12:17 AM (aNQwd)
Probably jealous
Posted by: four seasons at November 21, 2024 12:18 AM (3ek7K)
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Piquant, richly-bodied, with delightfully mischievous top notes of ozone. Posted by: Cicero
I have always found them have a certain burning plastic highlights with a fiery finish.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 21, 2024 12:17 AM (Yb08v)
***
Personally I go with Point Detonating, but time fuzes are nice too. And VT fuzes give a spectacular air burst.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2024 12:17 AM (aNQwd)
Guess who gets stuck cleaning up?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:22 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:22 AM (gnoNE)
Personally I go with Point Detonating, but time fuzes are nice too. And VT fuzes give a spectacular air burst.
Posted by: Diogenes
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On that level I'm relegated to flare fuses. Regretfully, I must pass.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2024 12:22 AM (aNQwd)
7h
Michelle Bissell, a board member of @strongsvillecs
in Ohio, doesn’t want to schedule board meetings right after Election Day because it’s “stressful.”
She also says that schools were “out of control” because kids were celebrating Trump’s win during class.
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The winning - I can barely stand it!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 12:23 AM (WXNFJ)
Her parents are bigly big Democrats. Her sister is a lunatic leftist. Her brother is MAGA. Her sister in law is a LIV who gives no fucks either way.
I’m like dude, we need to make this a nothing but politics Thanksgiving. Witt lots of booze. 🤣
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 21, 2024 12:16 AM (GS5wg)
Go with a shirt with Kamala stabbing Joe in the back.
Posted by: Stateless at November 21, 2024 12:23 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:24 AM (gnoNE)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 20, 2024 11:18 PM (CuJ/Z)
***
My first assignment to Huachuca was right after that drive through opened.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2024 11:23 PM
****
Dad was stationed there. I was about 5 years old and remember Mom screaming her head off because there was a scorpion in the silverware drawer.
I wondered why she was upset because I played with them in the yard. Not holding them, just fooling around with them.
Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2024 12:24 AM (CpPSJ)
Her parents are bigly big Democrats. Her sister is a lunatic leftist. Her brother is MAGA. Her sister in law is a LIV who gives no fucks either way.
I’m like dude, we need to make this a nothing but politics Thanksgiving. Witt lots of booze. 🤣 Posted by: It is Go
How do I get and invite? This exactly where I want be. In case I get one, I'm already packing my bags.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 21, 2024 12:25 AM (Yb08v)
Just posted another -
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma
I knew the Germans had an Operation Valkyrie. I didn't know they had the original kind, too.
Posted by: mikeski at November 21, 2024 12:30 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard
"Chief, it smells like hydraulic fluid, JP-2, sweat and ass in here. WTF!!?"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2024 12:30 AM (WXNFJ)
The cats Trumpy and Snowflake are starting their WWE fight.
Great! The 13 year old or so rescue dog Ralphy is all excited at events.
Everythings kind of quit now.
Wonder if I can get to bed...
Posted by: Stateless at November 21, 2024 12:30 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:22 AM (gnoNE)
Aksully...1325-01-428-6659
I think.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:31 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:19 AM (W/lyH)
In the wikipedia article about VT (prox) fuzes, one finds:
First large scale production of tubes for the new fuzes was at a General Electric plant in Cleveland, Ohio formerly used for manufacture of Christmas-tree lamps.
Ho ho ho, motherfcukers!
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 12:31 AM (NoHJU)
Posted by: ChrisP at November 21, 2024 12:32 AM (WbGL/)
How do I get and invite? This exactly where I want be. In case I get one, I'm already packing my bags.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 21, 2024 12:25 AM (Yb08v)
***
This dinner needs a half dozen 'rons and 'ettes. It'll be lit!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:35 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ChrisP at November 21, 2024 12:32 AM (WbGL/)
I've heard stories about this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2024 12:35 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:36 AM (gnoNE)
Chuck is ageless; some movies, not so much.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 21, 2024 12:39 AM (13rTF)
The cats are on Defcon 3 right now, It's colder out, Snowflake was out all freaking last night.
They can tire themselves out until our 6am run through the house and get let outside routine.
Posted by: Stateless at November 21, 2024 12:40 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Ancient Motorist
Remember cars in front of you dragging mufflers because a U-bolt attachment point on the frame had rusted-out? Ah, the good old days.
Old cars did wear out and fall apart much quicker. Peak car was reached with the Panther platform. The good things about old cars combined with the good things about newer cars. Its all about the benjamins though.. Just think, there's no reason why we couldn't have a 65 Chevy Impala that wouldn't rust out, get 25mpg on the freeway, have the equivalent power of an old big block, need hardly any maintainance besides oil changes and brakes occasionally, and last 250-300k. Only computer is to run the engine and transmission, and cost $20-25k. Can't make enough money to pay the big shots another $100 mil a year off that though.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 21, 2024 12:41 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 21, 2024 12:41 AM (3/XaG)
Bonus, you'd have a car -- a '65 Chevy Impala (I owned a '66) -- that didn't look like every other damn car on the street. Bring back the '60s with current tech!
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 21, 2024 12:46 AM (H9dOY)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 21, 2024 12:47 AM (Yb08v)
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Tell the Reddit bug eaters:
The more you illegals deport, the less there are to feed, leaving more food for everyone else, and the price will actually drop b/c you have to sell all that extra food before it goes bad...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 21, 2024 12:47 AM (DHvtH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:54 AM (gnoNE)
Posted by: Jordan61
It would appear they have much bigger outages to clear up before they get to our little area. PSE outage map shows the Eastside got hammered.
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It was a big nothingburger in the South Puget Sound, although closer to the Cascades there were a lot of downed lines and power outages. Very unusual wind pattern, strong winds from the EAST due to an inland high pressure system spilling over the mountains towards a hurricane-level low pressure system off the coast. Areas in valleys running down from the Cascades got smacked.
That football moment happened at the '82 Cal-Stanford Big Game. Remember it well. The Snodfarts (now "Trees") thought they had the game wrapped up after a FG, kicked a squib kick that Cal proceeded to move down the field via a bunch of lateral passes, even while the Snodfart sideline and band thought the game was over and rushed the field. The final Cal ball carrier ran over a trombonist to get into the endzone. No whistle had been blown to call the play...TD Cal!! As a UC alum, the Snodfarts deserved it.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 21, 2024 12:54 AM (uY1j2)
Posted by: ChrisP at November 21, 2024 12:55 AM (WbGL/)
It’s really instructive to see who the Deep State fears. Matt Gaetz is getting a lot of heat, but Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr are getting truly intense hatred from the DC crowd.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2024 12:57 AM (W6hoT)
I saw ZZ Top in or around 1975 while in college. With a group of guys and random girls I went to concerts with. It was wild.
We had 5th row floor seats we paid extra for in a large venue. The crowd decided to stampede the floor from the upper decks, and one of the guys grabbed me to prevent me falling off the chairs. But the concernt went on and no one cared or was stomped to death.
I am pretty sure this was the concert where there was a rattlesnake onstage in a glass cage. I hate snakes, big time. I was not hallucinating as I saw a snake and blame ZZ Top. I don't think any other concerts I went to were nuts enough to have a snake.
I will have to ask my friend if I see him in a few weeks, as I am positive there was a snake onstage, probably pretty ticked off by the vibrations.
Rock on, Morons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 21, 2024 12:58 AM (gi+MR)
All My Exes Live in Texas may actually drive out that danged YMCA earworm. At least temporarily.
https://youtu.be/BNHOdeCEExE
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - tempers fuggit at November 21, 2024 12:59 AM (CklFI)
I can't hear the song without thinking of Paul Page.
Posted by: spindrift at November 21, 2024 01:01 AM (NoHJU)
Those 1000 fathers and mothers cannot always be trusted.
And that orphan will be adopted.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2024 01:05 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2024 01:07 AM (Sgq8y)
You want Jim Crow sharecroppers so the price of your lettuce stays cheap?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2024 12:54 AM (gnoNE)
We tried to use this argument regarding cotton production. It did not end well.
Posted by: Democrats of 1860 at November 21, 2024 01:08 AM (N4RXG)
ONT saved my life.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2024 01:32 AM (Sgq8y)
https://tinyurl.com/5bn84txn
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2024 01:32 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2024 01:35 AM (XeU6L)
Let me tell you about the sunset I saw in Grand Junction CO after driving there from Denver starting at 5pm local. Awesomesauce for me and happy to share it with y'all. Chased the sunset....
Posted by: NC Ref at November 21, 2024 01:36 AM (jCS2/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2024 01:35 AM (XeU6L)]/i]
Worked for me.
Posted by: RickZ at November 21, 2024 01:36 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2024 01:38 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2024 01:41 AM (W6hoT)
Can't sleep.
Got some bad news today.
Just a reality check really on my health.
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 01:41 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2024 01:44 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 01:45 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Mike Holmes IV at November 21, 2024 01:46 AM (qJ/9L)
Not sure why the links don't work sometimes.
I'll summarize.
Thanks to the Biden administration attack on Musk in the Delaware court over his pay package businesses are fleeing from Delaware. And that's the only reason ever cared about Delaware.
If Delaware is no longer a business friendly state its armageddon time on the most worthless state.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2024 01:46 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: pawn at November 21, 2024 01:51 AM (QB+5g)
if thаt would be ok. I'm ɑbsolutely enjoｙing y᧐ur blog and look forward to new updates.
Posted by: mundanely at November 21, 2024 01:54 AM (f+xda)
Almost 30. I live on one, person from America's dick.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2024 01:57 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2024 02:04 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 21, 2024 02:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
fact Check-
NOT TRUE
also UNPOSSIBLE
Posted by: Miklos, trust all content and fact-checkings at November 21, 2024 02:11 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Miklos having Fun with Words at November 21, 2024 02:12 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: pawn
I just comment.
Blogging sounds too much like work.
Posted by: Miklos, Celebrity and Influencer at November 21, 2024 02:14 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 21, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 21, 2024 02:17 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That's what I tell Darleen when she steps on the scales.
Posted by: Little White Miklosian Lies at November 21, 2024 02:19 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Ah.
From when Nixon said "this is stupid and wasteful" and Congress (and a court case) said Do It Anyway.
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at November 21, 2024 02:22 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 02:26 AM (CpG2S)
Your coffee is about to get more expensive - here's why
https://mol.im/a/14102591
Posted by: Ciampino - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door at November 21, 2024 02:28 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14108087
Posted by: Ciampino - Gaia had too much mead at November 21, 2024 02:30 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2024 02:30 AM (ufFY8)
https://mol.im/a/14102591
Posted by: Ciampino - Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door at November 21, 2024 02:28 AM (i0xsb)
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The article is misleading. It's not Nestle's fault. You have to read down to see the cause of the price hike. I've edited the relevant text for accuracy and clarity:
Coffee prices have steadily gone up throughout the year because of
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 21, 2024 02:32 AM (CpG2S)
Just a reality check really on my health.
Posted by: pawn
This sounds most somber …
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