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Clooney Complains of Being Made a "Scapegoat" for Kamala's Loss; Will "Step Back from Politics"
CNN to Axe HUNDREDS of "Workers," Including Top "Talent"

CNN first:


CNN is planning to wield the axe on some of its high-paid staff after dismal election ratings that cap off a disastrous period for the cable news network.

According to an explosive new report from Puck, network executives will unleash sweeping lay-offs in a bid to save the network's flailing reputation.

It comes after the departure of stalwart Chris Wallace, and amid reports senior stars like Wolf Blitzer and Jake Tapper have both been denied raises.

Don't get too excited; Jake resigned a three-year contract at his absurd current $7 mil per year salary.


There is no mention of who may be on the chopping block.

The highest paid stars include Anderson Cooper - who rakes in $20million a year - Erin Burnett ($6million) and rising star Kaitlan Collins ($3million).


'In the next few months, I'm told, CNN will implement another round of layoffs that will impact hundreds of employees across the organization,' reporter Dylan Byers wrote Friday, referencing CNN's recent 100-person layoff seen over the summer.

...

Byers wrote: 'Redundant assignments will be nixed, and various divisions will be reduced or even eliminated.

'Some of the on-air talent are also likely to be affected,' he went on to reveal.

George Clooney is sad that people are blaming him for deposing Biden. He wants to go back to being a hero.


George Clooney feels he is being used as a 'scapegoat' in the furious blame game over who could have cost Kamala Harris the election -- and will now take a step back from politics.

The Hollywood star, 63, threw his support behind Harris after penning a blistering op-ed on why Joe Biden would cost the Democrats the win if he didn't abandon his campaign, but it still wasn't enough to prevent an historic victory for Donald Trump.

Clooney has since been criticized by Democrats for his influence during the election, with some claiming Harris' loss was his fault.

The Oscar-winner is 'disheartened' by the backlash, with insiders claiming he did not immediately endorse Harris because he felt the Democrats should have 'taken a step back' to weigh up their options.

'George feels that the backlash he is getting for Kamala losing is not at all warranted,' a source told DailyMail.com exclusively. 'He thinks it is completely unfair to try and make him a scapegoat for her loss.

'He has backed the Democratic Party and invested so much time and money into them, but he is going to take a step back for now. He feels very disheartened.'

They continued: 'When he wrote his op-ed, George did not say "Biden is not fit to be president choose Kamala". The Democrats jumped on Kamala and within days she was the candidate.

'George believes that they should have taken a step back and looked at their options. That is why he did not endorse her right away.'


There is a general skepticism about celebrities' ability to influence elections. Even the leftwing Guardian is asking who really cares about celebrity endorsements.


'George Clooney -- who cares?' Did celebrity endorsements actually harm Kamala Harris?

Charli xcx, Taylor Swift, George Clooney and Beyoncé all voiced their approval for the Democratic candidate. But do these endorsements do more for the stars than for the politician?

Back in July, Charli xcx posted a three-word tweet that some commentators thought might help swing the US election. Arriving the day after Kamala Harris announced her bid for the presidency, Charli's tweet said simply: "Kamala IS Brat."

It was a reference to Charli's latest album, Brat, which had dominated the pop cultural landscape all summer and was loaded with synth-pop bangers, drug references and tales from a life spent getting messy on dancefloors. It wasn't perhaps the most obvious comparison to make with the then 59-year-old US vice-president, but the overall meaning was clear: Kamala was the presidential candidate with the most energy and authenticity -- and had the approval of the pop star of the moment.

The Harris campaign leaned into the endorsement, changing the backdrop of its official X page to the same garish green colour used on the record's sleeve. It helped mark Harris out as a different, more dynamic candidate than her faltering predecessor: Joe Biden may have been many things but he was most certainly not Brat. Yet as the dust settles on an extremely depressing election result, it appears clear that not only did Charli xcx's tweet have no meaningful impact on the election result, nor did the endorsement of any celebrity.

Just look at the list of backers lined up for Harris. Taylor Swift, the world's biggest popstar, came out for her after the September debate, writing that Harris "fights for the rights and causes I believe" and signing off as a "childless cat lady" -- a dig at comments made by Donald Trump's vice-presidential pick JD Vance. Harrison Ford recorded a video, looking grave as he warned voters about what a danger Trump would be to democracy. And then there was Beyoncé, who even appeared at one of Harris's rallies, alongside fellow Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland.


Speaking from the stage, Beyoncé said she was there "as a mother who cares deeply about a world where we have the freedom to control our bodies, a world where we're not divided". You can add to these names endorsements from the likes of LeBron James, George Clooney, Bruce Springsteen, Oprah, Lizzo, J-Lo, Eminem, Arnold Schwarzenegger and countless more. Game, set and match to Harris? Hardly.

So why did their voices have so little impact?

Seth Abramovitch, senior writer at the Hollywood Reporter, says that Harris's nominations were ineffective because they came largely from celebrities who were preaching to the choir: "Oprah, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Ariana Grande -- these are artists whose audiences (black, female, liberal, queer) were already inclined to vote for Kamala." The exception to this, he says, was Swift, whose popularity in the worlds of country music and pop means she appeals to both sides of a divided US. "Yet I'd argue her massive influence does not reach two key demographic groups that helped Trump win this time -- Latinos and black men."

Margaretha Bentley is a professor at Arizona State University whose classes have studied the social importance of Swift. "In the academic literature," she says, "research has shown that, while celebrity endorsements can increase civic engagement and voter registrations, it has not proven to have a direct impact on how people make their voting decisions."

But industry shill paper Variety says we need moar celebrity endorsement, not fewer.


Stop Blaming 'Celebrity Endorsements' for Kamala Harris' Loss: We Need to Hear From Artists Now More Than Ever


Did you know that Bruce Springsteen and Beyoncé lost the election for Kamala Harris? Or at least bear a large part of the responsibility for her party's failure at the polls this year? It's true, you know! -- at least if you listen to some of the punditry coming from conservatives, and even from some Democratic operatives eager to find some celebs to push into the middle of their current circular firing squad. Listening to some of these voices, you'd think that Harris could have won six or seven swing states, if only Beyoncé hadn't shown up to deliver one single four-minute rally speech, or if Taylor Swift hadn't devoted a singular 300-word Instagram post to a Harris endorsement. Imagine the more favorable electoral counts if only some of the most beloved pop-culture figures in the world had kept their dirty traps shut, right?

Here comes the Cope Train:

...

There is good reason to believe the argument that people in the arts and entertainment speaking up does not move the needle a tremendous amount. But concurrent with that argument is the reasonable belief that they can move it at least a tiny amount, in registrations and motivation, if not 180-degree turns.

There is a "reasonable belief" that celebrity endorsements can move public motivation (not opinion) "a tiny amount."

Wow. That's some real power. I now agree, we have to hear from these titans more.


The idea that entertainers and artists' involvement somehow leads to actual voter dissuasion is a fantasy -- bullshit that is happily perpetrated by the "go woke, go broke" crowd, and picked up by columnists who think that picking on limousine liberals never goes out of style. (It really doesn't.)

There's absolutely nothing to this "go woke, go broke" claim. It's just a Right Wing Russian Fantasy.

...

The biggest fallacy is that the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz campaign was somehow lazily "reliant" on stars to get their message across. The Hill quoted an anonymous "Democratic strategist" as saying: "Somehow we think if Beyoncé is on stage, that will solve all our problems." Note to nameless strategist: literally no one thought that.

Are you sure of that? The Kamala camp lied and claimed that Beyonce would show up at the convention, to pull in Beyonce's declining fans. Then they claimed Beyonce would perform -- not merely appear -- at her Houston rally.

Sure seems like Kamala thought that Beyonce was a major key to success.

They also arranged for Taylor Swift to endorse her the day after the debate. They thought that this endorsement would help blunt the impact of a poor debate performance.


Megyn Kelly turns the blue glare of Aryan fury at Joy Reid, saying that there's a "tick-tock" countdown to her firing. (And that she's the most racist person on TV, but that's obvious.)


The late night unfunny clowns are wrestling with their own irrelevance too.


Our AOS Liaison to Democrat Underground reports:

Don't forget Lefties are going to leave X en masse, this time. I'm cereal.

Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week...The "majority" of the new users on the decentralized social network are from the US...looking to use a platform that's not owned by Musk or, like Taylor Swift fans, a new platform following an increase in hate speech on X.

I keep checking the social media listings of my city to see if they've dumped Xitter. (So far--no) I could see an argument for emergency departments to keep a Xitter account, but there is no reason for any other nonpartisan government office or department to stay on Xitter.

I'm proud to have signed up! I've followed some of you just now. it's hard to find those I followed on X here though.

I will dip my toes soon, along with dumping my long dormant Twitter accounts. Which I have been saving for a time when dumping them would make a statement. Now certainly seems to qualify as one of those times.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmission

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:45 PM




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Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:48 PM (CpRK8)

2
I hate fucking Celeries

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 06:48 PM (Vt5W2)

3 Called the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 12, 2024 06:49 PM (O7YUW)

4 LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:49 PM (HnUIn)

5 Mark Ruffalo is also doubling down on the failed policy. This time it will really work.

Oh shut up, you're paid to cosplay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:49 PM (CpRK8)

6 According to an explosive new report from Puck, network executives will unleash sweeping lay-offs in a bid to save the network's flailing reputation.

It comes after the departure of stalwart Chris Wallace, and amid reports senior stars like Wolf Blitzer and Jake Tapper have both been denied raises.

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Remember when Trump used to make fun of CNN, saying they were nothing without him?

He was right. And yet, not.

It turns out that, given enough time and opportunity, that CNN is also nothing even *with* him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:49 PM (HnUIn)

7 "Back in July, Charli xcx posted a three-word tweet that some commentators thought might help swing the US election."

Yeah, we really dodged a bullet that time.

Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 12, 2024 06:50 PM (Q8V7a)

8 Celery > Celebrities

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:50 PM (CpRK8)

9 Jen Rubin announced she's leaving X too, Ace, so you'll have to follow her on Meta now!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:50 PM (hovnC)

10 So, MSNBC and CNN are collapsing. Not too surprising as the lefties would want to shoot the messenger (not unlike we did during 2020- even though they gleefully went along with the ratfuckery.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:50 PM (QoyXi)

11 Dear CNN: People are tired of your crap, and they're not coming back to you.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 12, 2024 06:50 PM (O7YUW)

12 TaraBull @TaraBull808 2h
BREAKING: CNN will begin layoffs that will see hundreds fired, including some of its top talent.

Did 𝕏 play a part in the networks demise?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (hovnC)

13 I hope Clooney cried. Fag.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

14 Schumer opened Senate orientation to McCormick
AND Galego!!!
WTF happened with AZ Senatorial race???

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (0uEnu)

15 CNN is axing top talent? Funny thing, Anderson always struck me as a "bottom."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

16 Jake's 'time-slot' could be 2am EST... He might regret the length of his contract.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (9eHkC)

17 Puck is a garbage site btw from the people who think axios isnt cringe enough

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (pGTZo)

18
Never liked Clooney's movies, never like him. He always seemed smarmy.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

19 Musk should buy CNN and rename it to XNN.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

20 Send in the clowns. Don't bother, they're here.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (Vyll1)

21 It comes after the departure of stalwart Chris Wallace, and amid reports senior stars like Wolf Blitzer and Jake Tapper have both been denied raises.

Tapper: "My opening demand is $8.5 million per year, a four-day work schedule, a driver, and daily catered lunch in my dressing room."

CNN: "Our offer is $24 an hour plus overtime and you'll be responsible for keeping the hobos out of the lobby."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (guGkK)

22 George Clooney feels he is being used as a 'scapegoat' in the furious blame game over who could have cost Kamala Harris the election -- and will now take a step back from politics.
The Hollywood star, 63, threw his support behind Harris after penning a blistering op-ed on why Joe Biden would cost the Democrats the win if he didn't abandon his campaign, but it still wasn't enough to prevent an historic victory for Donald Trump.

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Those making this claim - and even Clooney himself - are failing to "read the room."

If there's one thing that 2016 proved - and 2020, and 2024 - it's that celebrity endorsements are, at best, useless. They do nothing. They don't deliver vote. They don't work anymore, if they ever did.

Clooney is right to take a step back from politics, but not because he's being scapegoated (if he is). He - and the rest of them - should get out of politics because they simply don't matter. They contribute to noise, but produce no signal anymore.

Though he probably doesn't know it, Clooney very likely just accidentally pulled a "you can't fire me, I quit."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (HnUIn)

23 How soon will CNN be the Punch and Judy show?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (CpRK8)

24 “ The Lord will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in seven.”

Deuteronomy 28:7

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2024 06:52 PM (t64lJ)

25
Isn't it nice, for a change, to hear the word "transition" and not get sick to your stomach?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (Vt5W2)

26 Holy Crikey! It's a Gol Dang Trumpquake!!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (0uEnu)

27 Did you know that Bruce Springsteen and Beyoncé lost the election for Kamala Harris? Or at least bear a large part of the responsibility for her party's failure at the polls this year? It's true, you know! -- at least if you listen to some of the punditry coming from conservatives, and even from some Democratic operatives eager to find some celebs to push into the middle of their current circular firing squad.
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That's stupid from both sides.

Endorsements didn't cost Harris the election. They didn't improve Harris' outcomes, either. Celebrity endorsements don't move the needle anymore. More of them or fewer, it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (HnUIn)

28 Not sure who appointed him the boss of democrat politics in the first place. He should have kept his mouth shut and stayed an actor but no he had to start making political statements deciding what democrats needed to do.


And now he is pi$$ed that he is being called out for being stupid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (QNSds)

29 George Clooney?

Oh yeah, he stared at goats for one whole movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (CpRK8)

30 Never liked Clooney's movies, never like him. He always seemed smarmy.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 06:51 PM (3ek7K)

Yeah, but in a couple roles he was all right. Ocean's 11. Hmmm. Trying to think of another. Dusk Til Dawn?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (QoyXi)

31
They're free to say what they want and I'm free to point and laugh.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (EsZUh)

32 Megyn is pretty. And Aryan, I guess. Blond and blue eyes, pretty good!

I mean, outside of the far left, who would anyone rather look at: Megyn or Joy Reid, who brings no joy?

I hope Megyn Kelly conceal carries, though, and is well trained. Don't want anything like what happened to that Ana whomever on the Young Turks.

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (KfVMM)

33 Yesssss!
More celebrity endorsements!!!




That’s the ticket…

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (Hkcdp)

34 Just who in the hell decided that George Clooney was some kind of kingmaker anyway??? The man is a pretty-boy ACTOR.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (guGkK)

35 Back in July, Charli xcx posted a three-word tweet that some commentators thought might help swing the US election. Arriving the day after Kamala Harris announced her bid for the presidency, Charli's tweet said simply: "Kamala IS Brat."
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Some commentators are quite stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (HnUIn)

36 Andrew Tate @Cobratate 1h
Ok. I agree.

https://tinyurl.com/5c9rhcm5
pic

American AF @iAnonPatriot 3h
Liberal is now threatening to sue MAGA supporters for posting her public videos on X...

https://tinyurl.com/yun5mb76
1:08 minutes; 130 IQ!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (hovnC)

37
*gee, I wonder if maybe my world view is really f*ucked up?*

Posted by: George Clooney at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

38 wasn't Canada supposed have bombed all our celebrities by now?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)

39 There is good reason to believe the argument that people in the arts and entertainment speaking up does not move the needle a tremendous amount. But concurrent with that argument is the reasonable belief that they can move it at least a tiny amount, in registrations and motivation, if not 180-degree turns.
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Sure. Every little bit counts. I dig that. This is a game of shockingly narrow margins.

But what is the basis - the reason, if you will - of this "reasonable belief?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (HnUIn)

40 How dare they tarnish the legacy of E.L.O. by naming their new safe space "Bluesky."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (LPS7w)

41 That silly film about the gong show runner as a spy

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (pGTZo)

42 LOL. Remember ER? When hospital shows were all the rage.

Oddly, I remember a show with... Elliot Gould and... Mary ... Mary... the President from the Battlestar Galactica reboot. Dammit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (QoyXi)

43 Endorsements didn't cost Harris the election. They didn't improve Harris' outcomes, either. Celebrity endorsements don't move the needle anymore. More of them or fewer, it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (HnUIn)

If it had any effect, it was the lies about performances from Kamala's campaign. If they'll lie to me about getting a few songs, what else will they lie about?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d)

44 Hey we've got Mel Gibson. And Roseanne. We're good.

Posted by: brak at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (d5bKE)

45 Daniel Greenfield of FrontPage Magazine deals with the stupidity of celebrity endorsements:

Who lost the 2024 election?

Celebrities:

https://tinyurl.com/mumtmh56

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (yYd72)

46 What's the opposite of "demoralized"?

Posted by: Tom Perry at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (MX0bI)

47 "The Peacemaker," "Michael Clayton," and that fishing boat movie were OK.

Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (Q8V7a)

48 George Clooney?

Oh yeah, he stared at goats for one whole movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (CpRK

... while on LSD.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (VNX3d)

49 If CNN goes off the air, what will I do all day?
I guess I will drive down to the Post Office, causing a few accidents along the way, and stand in line for a few hours to buy a book of forever stamps.
My 2 dozen cats will be so lonely.

Posted by: Blue Haired Lefty Bint at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

50 Mary McDonnel! It was also called ER and was about 10 years before the other, more popular ER.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (QoyXi)

51
Blutarsky >>>> Bluesky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (EsZUh)

52 Clooney was good in “Out of Sight” or whatever that Elmore Leonard story- based movie was called. He’s only got a few modes, and is generally annoying in his madcap Cohen movie mode.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (Hkcdp)

53 Yeah, but in a couple roles he was all right. Ocean's 11. Hmmm. Trying to think of another. Dusk Til Dawn?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (QoyXi)
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Oh Brother, Intolerable Cruelty and Burn After Reading.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

54 Talent? Like Tom Arnold?

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (0Le4j)

55 People have been snookered too many times by celebrities and tv talking heads. Even the most pedestrian citizen realizes these people have not only continuously been wrong, but what they preach is destructive to their lives and well being. Hiding Biden’s dementia was the coup de grace. People know what they were told, then saw with their own eyes. Once people realize they’ve been played the fool, it’s usually over.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (t64lJ)

56 Out of all the Democrat rank and file, did anyone actually position Kamala for success?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (CpRK8)

57 Celebrity endorsements don't move the needle anymore. More of them or fewer, it doesn't matter.

Might hurt celebrity careers, though. I mean, whats left of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (Hh1ER)

58 wilder😎 @wilderpatriot 8h
Bitter Kamala voter wants nothing to do with anyone who voted for Trump

Catturd ™ @catturd2 32m
It takes a lot of effort to be this dumb.

https://tinyurl.com/3ubfx2c3
1:40 minutes; I don't know -- I think she makes two very good points.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (hovnC)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (Hkcdp)

60 ... Bluesky adds 700,000 new users in a week...The "majority" of the new users on the decentralized social network are from the US...looking to use a platform that's not owned by Musk or, like Taylor Swift fans, a new platform following an increase in hate speech on X. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmission
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Uhhh what?

"Bluesky added 700,000 new users in some past week" and "Bluesky adds 700,000 new users per week" are very different statements.

But there is one question for me, and it is serious because I don't know: what does Bluesky offer besides a comfortably left-wing political safe space? Because if it's just that, it's doomed. What makes X work - and Facebook, for that matter - is that it's general-purpose. It isn't just politics. It isn't even mostly politics, by volume.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (HnUIn)

61 #58 Spoiler:

wilder😎 @wilderpatriot 4h
Does she think she’s the only woman with boobs? We don’t care. Leave us alone crazy liberal woman.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)

62 President Biden do have anything to say about Melania Trump turning down Jill's invitation???


Biden: Jill my darling Jill don't feel blue

Biden: I have a 67 vette and tank full of gas

Biden: And a mouth full of Melania's pussy and a hand full of her ass

Posted by: Joe Bribum at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (i3HeT)

63 I gotta think that having a bunch of pampered rich celebrities come out from behind their walled estates to spout their political views for the masses who struggle to pay for groceries and gas probably didn't go over very well.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (guGkK)

64 If it had any effect, it was the lies about performances from Kamala's campaign. If they'll lie to me about getting a few songs, what else will they lie about?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 06:55 PM (VNX3d)
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And that comes to Harris and the Party, not the celebrity endorser.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (HnUIn)

65 54 Talent? Like Tom Arnold?
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at November 12, 2024 06:56 PM (0Le4j)
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Yeah lol!
We have Roseanne and they have Tom Arnold.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (LPS7w)

66 Might hurt celebrity careers, though. I mean, whats left of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 06:57 PM (Hh1ER)
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Celebrities crave the exposure and like the idea of being a kingmaker. It's a role they feel they were born to play.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

67 ***Clooney Complains of Being Made a "Scapegoat" for Kamala's Loss; Will "Step Back from Politics"***
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Too late for that, asshoe, Elephants have long memories.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (2RQO4)

68 There is a lot of actors and musicians whose work I like a LOT, but I am not interested in their political viewpoints even a little bit. If you are an entertainer, entertain. I can pick my own political advisors, some of which write here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 12, 2024 06:59 PM (vd6bO)

69 If CNN goes bankrupt, they can always learn to code.....

Posted by: Joe Bribum at November 12, 2024 06:59 PM (i3HeT)

70 Does she think she’s the only woman with boobs? We don’t care. Leave us alone crazy liberal woman.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 06:58 PM (hovnC)

Eh, cleavage is always welcome. OTOH, fairly low grade cleavage. Spokestits from the CHAZ I still remember for frothing insanity though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:59 PM (QoyXi)

71 Kamaunist was the worst candidate in anyone's memory, Even with the Democrats Propaganda Ministry on her side she still got beat. With a honest media she wouldn't have even a shot. Remember they even tried to say she had a chance.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (fwDg9)

72 Schumer opened Senate orientation to McCormick
AND Galego!!!
WTF happened with AZ Senatorial race???
Posted by: I'm Gumby

AP decided so the State stopped counting.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (9eHkC)

73 "Twitter doomed as leftists flee to new social media space!"

That's a headline i've seen at least twice before now.

Followed, a few weeks later, by "New social media struggling, laying off staff as tumbleweeds blow."

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (KfVMM)

74 A celebrity endorsement in THIS economy was definitely not helpful. Came across as very “let them eat cake - trans kiddies and illegals are more important than you feeding your family, keeping your house, etc”.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (Hkcdp)

75 Run out of rakes to step on?

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (+Dlv1)

76 How are Mark Hamill and Robert Denero coping?

Who am I kidding, I don't care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:00 PM (CpRK8)

77 If you choose to vote the way you do because a singer or an actor told you to you should be embarrassed.

Why not ask your local hobo? His life experience is a hell of a lot closer to a normal person's then Swift's is.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (oZhjI)

78 I didn't know that CNN had any talent---I mean any talent.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (cB7nX)

79 Clooney Complains of Being Made a "Scapegoat" for Kamala's Loss;

==


did his masters give him a guarantee that he would not be ?

Posted by: runner at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (V13WU)

80 The Democrats have no idea what real celebrity endorsements could have done for the Harris campaign. I sat by my phone for three months and no one called.

Posted by: Billy Porter at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (paSBy)

81 Celebrities crave the exposure and like the idea of being a kingmaker. It's a role they feel they were born to play.

Everything I have read and heard is that celebrities feel empty and meaningless, because they don't bring anything of themselves to their roles except their face. They read someone else's words, as directed by someone else, on a camera run by someone else. Activism gives them a semblance of meaning in their lives, it gives them something of their own to feel like they matter.

But they don't pick stuff like helping animal shelters and donating to children's hospitals. They choose crazy radical crap they don't even understand and then get angry and defensive when people point out how dumb that is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (Hh1ER)

82 ...oh, uh, some of Who/whom.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (vd6bO)

83 Elbows

Trump should send clooney a cake to rub it in

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (pGTZo)

84 Somehow Tater returned though

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (YbbtK)

85

I preferred the old days when actors and actresses were considered whores and crooks.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

86 How are Mark Hamill and Robert Denero coping?


Hammill has reduced his autograph prices to $15 each and they now come with a free blowjob.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (guGkK)

87 What really has to get under Clooney's skin is finding out that Hulk Hogan is more powerful than he is.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (NZnln)

88 Bitter Kamala voter wants nothing to do with anyone who voted for Trump

Catturd ™ @catturd2 32m
It takes a lot of effort to be this dumb.


Something creepy with her foreheard - I think aliens stole her eyebrows.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (oZhjI)

89 Fire Joy Reid and replace her with Tara Reade.

Let the Rectification of Names begin.

Posted by: fly gal at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (m3rAb)

90
Checkout this mountain lion's reaction to Newton's Third Law of Motion:

https://is.gd/lOJw50

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (Vt5W2)

91 I preferred the old days when actors and actresses were considered whores and crooks.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (3ek7K)

They already act like it. Why not get the acclaim that goes with it.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

92 I think George Clooney and his opinions suck.
That being said, all he did was point out the obvious:
That Biden too decrepit to run and that the democrats would lose if they kept him as candidate

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2024 07:02 PM (3wi/L)

93 I've never understood Taking political advice from entertainers (actors, sports stars, etc). Most people take advice from someone wiser and more knowledgeable, and mean serious subjects, not who can twerk the fastest

Posted by: jim (in hospital in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (SSBCb)

94 How are Mark Hamill and Robert Denero coping

Hamill posted some nonsense but DeNiro seems to have disappeared. Probably took his lifts off, hard to spot in a crowd that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (Hh1ER)

95 CNN to Axe HUNDREDS of "Workers," Including Top "Talent"

a. use a real axe
2. put it on pay per view
iii. profit!

and don't leave out the "bottom" talent

Posted by: You're terminated, fucker at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (GFWns)

96 Yeah, but in a couple roles he was all right. Ocean's 11. Hmmm. Trying to think of another. Dusk Til Dawn?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 06:53 PM (QoyXi)

I'm thinking you included DtD because of Selma Hayak...

Tell me I'm wrong ?

Posted by: browndog loves him some Selma Hayak at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (TTAGa)

97 Willowed:

If a tourist gives birth while on holiday in the US is that child automatically a citizen?

Here is the operative part of the 14th amendment:

"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

See that second clause? If you are a citizen of another country not here on a green card, you are not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, so your baby is not a US citizen. Period. End of discussion.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (Da7Vv)

98 How are Mark Hamill and Robert Denero coping?


Hammill has reduced his autograph prices to $15 each and they now come with a free blowjob.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 07:01 PM (guGkK)

He's only paying $15 each. Still overpriced.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (VNX3d)

99 "Celebrity endorsements don't move the needle anymore. More of them or fewer, it doesn't matter"

If some celebrity is for something, it's probably a good indication that I should have a contrary opinion.

Posted by: fd at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

100 Ashley St. Clair
@stclairashley
An update on the women shaving their heads because of Donald Trump

The Woke are eating themselves

https://tinyurl.com/ycxb8m3t

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (NpAcC)

101 “Kamala’s position for success.” Probably HIPAA BY NOW

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (+Dlv1)

102 I'm thinking you included DtD because of Selma Hayak...

Tell me I'm wrong ?
Posted by: browndog loves him some Selma Hayak at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (TTAGa)

Absolutely not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (QoyXi)

103 Clooney is probably going to get hate mail for complaining. He probably forgot to check his white privilege before spouting off about Kamala.

Oops.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

104 Dusk Til Dawn?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Unfortunately the vampires didn't finish him off for real.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (9eHkC)

105
Shouldn't all these celeries been tipped off to the state of their influence by bob deniro getting told to fuck himself in NYC six months ago?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:04 PM (Vt5W2)

106

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes houses were burglarized during the Chief's game. They have tons of money. Apparently they didn't spend any on security. How stupid.

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (3ek7K)

107 I can't stand John Dickerson. I've followed him ever since the Slate Political Podcast. He'd pretend to be objective because he was working for CBS News, but he was as partisan as the other two hosts. I still remember his "Go for the throat, Democrats" piece in Slate. A hack through and through.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (SNhtc)

108
"Axe"? Literally? Like, with a chopping block and masked executioner? Is this on PPV?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (EsZUh)

109 I have had reasonable belief that I am a chick magnet.

The Hai Karate instructions warned me about my power.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (Aqu9a)

110 "Hammill has reduced his autograph prices to $15 each and they now come with a free blowjob.
Posted by: Cicero"

Use the tongue, Luke.

Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (vFG9F)

111 MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra Nov 11
Kari Lake and her opponent now both have more votes than Kamala Harris.

What surprises me most is not the obvious cheating, but the sheer fact the RNC is dead silent on this..

@KariLake deserves better than this...

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
Kari Lake got more votes than Kamala in Arizona but didn’t win?!

What the hell is going on with Arizona’s elections

Blatantly corrupt

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:05 PM (hovnC)

112 Hamill posted some nonsense but DeNiro seems to have disappeared. Probably took his lifts off, hard to spot in a crowd that way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:03 PM (Hh1ER)


If DeNiro still has two brain cells to rub together he's gotta know that he really screwed the pooch with his crazy old man shtick and he's probably not likely to get much work going forward.

Maybe he can do voiceover work. Or learn to code.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (guGkK)

113 Clooney may be asshoe, but "O Brother Where Art Thou" was a lot of fun.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (8AONa)

114 Kelce?

they were after Taylor Swift's panties. Oh wait, that's the FBI.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (CpRK8)

115 I suspect that a lot of 'Celebrity Opines X' is just chum that their publicists deliberately spread in the media waters for clix. Theory: Any publicity is good publicity. Keeps the tabloid and clickbait industry going.

Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (Q8V7a)

116 > Kamaunist was the worst candidate in anyone's memory,

Never forget that when she ran in 2016, she didn't win a single delegate in her OWN PARTY'S PRIMARY.

Now, that's charisma for you.

The really funny part is that these dipshits thought they could avoid that problem by just not having a primary.

An ostrich with its head in the sand would jeer at the mental capacity of these fucksticks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (W5ArC)

117 they were after Taylor Swift's panties. Oh wait, that's the FBI.

Smells like teen spirit.

Wait, sorry, no 30ish cat lady spirit

Posted by: Some FBI Sniffer at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (oZhjI)

118 in a couple roles he was all right. Ocean's 11. Hmmm. Trying to think of another. Dusk Til Dawn?

O Brother Where Art Thou, Monuments Men, Out of Sight

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (Hh1ER)

119 If DeNiro still has two brain cells to rub together he's gotta know that he really screwed the pooch with his crazy old man shtick and he's probably not likely to get much work going forward.

Maybe he can do voiceover work. Or learn to code.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (guGkK)

He might get some additional cash clicking ads on web pages.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

120 I think George Clooney and his opinions suck.
That being said, all he did was point out the obvious:
That Biden too decrepit to run and that the democrats would lose if they kept him as candidate
Posted by: Dr. Claw

True, but he is a douche canoe so fuck him. The finger pointing is more comfortable than acknowledging that only thing Kneepads earned herself was the L...

Posted by: You're terminated, fucker at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (GFWns)

121 Celebrity endorsements do move the needle--they make me hate the celebrity. Celebrities should stay out of politics if only for their own self-interest. No matter who they endorse, they're going to piss off half the country. Idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (XMwZJ)

122 were after Taylor Swift's panties. Oh wait, that's the FBI.

Didn't find those. but we did find the strap on she uses to peg him. I'm sure some swiftie will pay us big bucks for that

Posted by: the robbers at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (RBJM1)

123 I was concerned that maybe the left might have learned something on how to run a better campaign and fool the country into voting for them but after seeing them fuck their own faces with retard stupidity rationalizing their loss I see my concerns were overstated

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (M7vhK)

124 Ace, thanks for the Wade Stott video. I had never heard of him before, but I stopped everything and went over to YT to subscribe.

And:

"Megyn Kelly turns the blue glare of Aryan fury at Joy Reid, saying that there's a "tick-tock" countdown to her firing. (And that she's the most racist person on TV, but that's obvious.)"

LOL Brilliant!

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (rj6Yv)

125 The powers that be in Arizona have really made a political career impossible for Kari Lake.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (ZlOcj)

126 I know, I know. Try painting her green.

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (+Dlv1)

127 Celebrity endorsements do move the needle--they make me hate the celebrity.

I won't watch movies with Gay 007 in them any more. If he made political endorsements it would help me choose who to not vote for as well

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (oZhjI)

128 > CNN to Axe HUNDREDS of "Workers,"

Axe them what?

Posted by: Donna Brazile at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (W5ArC)

129 Never liked Clooney's movies, never like him. He always seemed smarmy.

I thought he did a decent job in The Peacemaker

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (Da7Vv)

130 What surprises me most is not the obvious cheating, but the sheer fact the RNC is dead silent on this..

@KariLake deserves better than this...

======

Both the house and senate are set up ideally for failure theater. Increasing the majority makes it more difficult.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:09 PM (8AONa)

131 I thought he did a decent job in The Peacemaker

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (Da7Vv)

I think that movie was peak Nicole Kidman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:09 PM (QoyXi)

132 >>> Clooney Complains of Being Made a "Scapegoat" for Kamala's Loss; Will "Step Back from Politics"

And nothing of value was lost.

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:09 PM (wcIbG)

133 >>>>Clooney may be asshoe, but "O Brother Where Art Thou" was a lot of fun.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (8AONa)
*****
The sound track from that movie is great. Yes, Clooney is a major league asshoe , but Hollywood right?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 12, 2024 07:10 PM (cecFn)

134 > No matter who they endorse, they're going to piss off half the country.

"Republicans buy sneakers too."

-- Michael Jordan

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 07:10 PM (W5ArC)

135 Pretty sure Swift's fetish is looking at herself in the mirror while Kelce tells her she's good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like her

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 07:10 PM (oZhjI)

136 Peacemaker, yeah that's a movie I liked with him in it, too.

DeNiro features very prominently in a lot of stuff that has been sealed like Epstein's logs etc, I am certain of it. He's probably eyeing places without extradition treaties now like Tom Hanks.

Did you know Hanks put a movie out recently? I don't know what its about but it bombed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (Hh1ER)

137 The powers that be in Arizona have really made a political career impossible for Kari Lake.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (ZlOcj)
-------------

Remember, even though Lake is the antithesis of McSally, who was a bad candidate, Lake too, was a bad candidate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)

138 In no sane world does Fake Ass Tapper worth 7 mil a year.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (GTqXr)

139 The Harris campaign used celebs more as attention getting devices.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (i0F8b)

140 58
'1:40 minutes; I don't know -- I think she makes two very good points.

(watches with sound off. Almost certainly enjoys more)

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

141 See, Michael Jordan: savvy...celebrity endorsers: idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (XMwZJ)

142 Honestly I think Jimmy Dore had far more impact than any “celebrity”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (Vh9CX)

143 Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (63Dwl)

144 Donald Trump nominates Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense

Posted by: spypeach at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (UuB/1)

145 119 If DeNiro still has two brain cells to rub together he's gotta know that he really screwed the pooch with his crazy old man shtick and he's probably not likely to get much work going forward.

Maybe he can do voiceover work. Or learn to code.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 07:06 PM (guGkK)

He might get some additional cash clicking ads on web pages.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:07 PM (VNX3d)

DeNiro is a very wealthy man. Owns lots of Tribeca real estate (one of his buildings was where Harvey Weinstein's film company was headquartered), and he's a partner in the Nobu restaurant empire.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (SNhtc)

146 "@KariLake deserves better than this..."

She seems to have a curse. American Greatness has an article up right now, ripping her to shreds.

Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (Q8V7a)

147 An update on the women shaving their heads because of Donald Trump

The Woke are eating themselves

https://tinyurl.com/ycxb8m3t
Posted by: redridinghood


"The women shaving their heads to be less sexually attractive are being canceled for insensitivity to the alopecia community"

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (hB7mE)

148 123 I was concerned that maybe the left might have learned something on how to run a better campaign and fool the country into voting for them but after seeing them fuck their own faces...
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 12, 2024 07:08 PM (M7vhK)

Apparently not satisfied with disgracing themselves in the election, they seem more determined than ever to prove their puerile unfitness for power. "Always be closing," I guess.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (ZlOcj)

149
Get over yourself, George. Kammie was a terrible candidate. God could have endorsed her and the result would have been the same.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (EsZUh)

150 > See, Michael Jordan: savvy.

For sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (W5ArC)

151
My husband reminded me this morning how nerve wracking last Tuesday was and how wonderful this Tuesday is.

Whew, what a difference!

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (3ek7K)

152 In no sane world does Fake Ass Tapper worth 7 mil a year.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (GTqXr)
++++
LOL.

Of all the words in English that could be used to describe America's propaganda complex, "sane" is not one of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (HnUIn)

153 Pete Hegseth will be Trump's Secretary of Defense.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (NpAcC)

154 Smelma Kayak

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (Ml5y8)

155 I am going to miss him on F&F weekends.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (NpAcC)

156 Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?

Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

157 Get over yourself, George. Kammie was a terrible candidate. God could have endorsed her and the result would have been the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 07:12 PM (EsZUh)

What does God need with a blowjob?

Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (QoyXi)

158 Another post-election day scene of lamentations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55bFwMnAN0s

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (LPS7w)

159 Over on Reddit there is an LGBTQ+ civil war happening over Dragon Age: Veilguard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (CpRK8)

160 156 Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?
Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

Britney Spears?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (QoyXi)

161 > What does God need with a blowjob?
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (QoyXi)

Besides, I have it on good authority that He only does virgins.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (W5ArC)

162 Panties? I totes adore them.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (Aqu9a)

163 I think it's really important for our precious entertainers, the media, and Democrat politicians to not lose sight of the fact that Harris lost because everyone in America who doesn't vote Dem is racist, and misogynistic, and xenophobic, and toxically masculine and that they need to point this out constantly. They should especially note these tendencies in hispanics.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (ExV1e)

164 159 Over on Reddit there is an LGBTQ+ civil war happening over Dragon Age: Veilguard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (CpRK

Origins: Great- even if it was kind of derivative of Mass Effect.

Dragon Age 2: unfinished, but good.

Inquisition: kind of started to give me an uneasy feeling about Bioware.

Have seen nothing about Veilguard that would make me want to play it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (QoyXi)

165 Trump announces Pete Hegseth as sec def

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (MGB5H)

166 >>> Mark Ruffalo is also doubling down on the failed policy. This time it will really work.

Yes, call us racists harder, adult pretenders! That'll do it.

And Clooney has been coasting off of looking like the Wish version of Cary Grant for a long, long time. But you can't hide being a himbo forever.

I did worry that Clooney would try to get into politics, and married his lawyer wife to add respectability while pumping out the cute kids, then run for office in CA. But that goodwill ship has sailed for him, thank goodness.

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (wcIbG)

167 Taylor Swift is now uncertain about moving to Canada after her first concert there ran into problems. When Swift tried to spark a singalong, the Canadian audience responded with cries of "Eh, eh?"

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (Da7Vv)

168 When Lake spoke ill of McCain, right in the middle of his funeral, she cast an Unforgivable Curse.

If she wants to win a statewide election, she'll have to relocate.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (8AONa)

169 Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?
Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme


Eh, not necessarily crazy women.

A Significant Haircut can be a nice harmless method of psychological catharsis.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (hB7mE)

170 > 162 Panties? I totes adore them.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (Aqu9a)

Me too.

Posted by: Admiraless "Rachel" Levine at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (W5ArC)

171 When Turtle shuffles off his mortal coil, Trump can send Kari Lake to represent him at the funeral.

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (rj6Yv)

172 159 Over on Reddit there is an LGBTQ+ civil war happening over Dragon Age: Veilguard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (CpRK

It's a shame when upsetting things happen to intelligent, bangable people.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 07:16 PM (jvJvP)

173
Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?
Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

__________

Convulsions, screaming, throwing things, sobbing while filming themselves in a car. The country was unfaithful to them!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (EsZUh)

174
Trump announces Pete Hegseth as sec def
Posted by: BruceWayne


What??

The guy from Fox News??

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (pq1n7)

175 insensitivity to the alopecia community"

The phrase "no brainer" is insensitive to the anencephalic community.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (Ml5y8)

176 Is Charli xcx the same thing as Cardi B, and if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (7zfO0)

177 166 >>> Mark Ruffalo is also doubling down on the failed policy. This time it will really work.

Yes, call us racists harder, adult pretenders! That'll do it.

And Clooney has been coasting off of looking like the Wish version of Cary Grant for a long, long time. But you can't hide being a himbo forever.

I did worry that Clooney would try to get into politics, and married his lawyer wife to add respectability while pumping out the cute kids, then run for office in CA. But that goodwill ship has sailed for him, thank goodness.
Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (wcIbG)
----

I noticed that really lame "Avengers Assemble" Zoom call for Kamala was coordinated by Mark Ruffalo.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (LPS7w)

178 112 If DeNiro still has two brain cells to rub together he's gotta know that he really screwed the pooch with his crazy old man shtick and he's probably not likely to get much work going forward.

Maybe he can do voiceover work. Or learn to code.


you really think he can code better than me?

Posted by: chatgpt at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (v3pYe)

179 I was thinking about the Harris campaign and it struck me that it was a Potemkin Campaign. Zero substance, no engagement with real people. A billion dollars flushed to celebrities and image stuff. Paid for endorsements. I wonder how much Owebama and Big Mike got paid?
This entire fiasco was a giant money laundering scheme. Did Barry's payoff come properly creased? Like his pants that so excited one of the loser so called conservatives back in the day?

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (zefLF)

180 Gallego was probably cheated into office. It remains to be seen if the RNC will look into it. Supposedly, the RNC was keeping a close eye on things.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

181 Lib meltdown meme:
https://tinyurl.com/yc8ewjpf
pic

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)

182 156 Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?
Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:13 PM (vFG9F)

Britney Spears?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (QoyXi)

The best ones are recorded on video.

Posted by: mrp at November 12, 2024 07:18 PM (rj6Yv)

183 Clooney should step back...into the abyss.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (/U5Yz)

184 Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?

Some crazy parrots pluck out their feathers.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (Ml5y8)

185 Vince Langman @LangmanVince 8h
How it started vs. how it's going

https://tinyurl.com/mr3dby66
photos; inside the DNC

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (hovnC)

186 The phrase "no brainer" is insensitive to the anencephalic community.

You'll be hearing from Dr. Jill Biden...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (CpRK8)

187 Is Charli xcx the same thing as Cardi B, and if not, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (7zfO0)
++++
Wildly different.

Cardi B is a "bad bitch rapper."

Charli XCX is a "pop brat."

They're at opposite ends of the spectrum, actually. Not in terms of politics, but in terms of image, music, appeal group, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (HnUIn)

188 Lib meltdown meme:
https://tinyurl.com/yc8ewjpf
pic
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)

I wonder if a 6V lantern battery would be more effective.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (VNX3d)

189 It's Patch Tuesday, and all my systems are updating at once. It's like my mobile hotspot ate six seconals.

Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (Q8V7a)

190 Kamala's campaign paid me to fly around and try out various new bathhouses.

Posted by: B+rry at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (1RFUg)

191 This busty bikini blonde has never listened to a celebrity endorsement:
http://tiny.cc/g01vzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (HnUIn)

192 Trump picks John Ratcliffe for CIA.

https://tinyurl.com/ycypkdjw

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (paSBy)

193 Pete Hegseth is a staunch Trump supporter.He always talks about the need to get rid of the woke Generals.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (NpAcC)

194 >Don't crazy women sometimes cut off their hair in a manic fit?

Pelosi shaved her goatee.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 07:21 PM (i0F8b)

195 Heh. Just like the Wikipedia page said...smart, but very very vulgar.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 12, 2024 07:21 PM (vd6bO)

196 >>Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes houses were burglarized during the Chief's game. They have tons of money. Apparently they didn't spend any on security. How stupid.


"I know, right?"
-- Gronk

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:21 PM (u1uWe)

197 164 159 Over on Reddit there is an LGBTQ+ civil war happening over Dragon Age: Veilguard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:14 PM (CpRK

Origins: Great- even if it was kind of derivative of Mass Effect.

Dragon Age 2: unfinished, but good.

Inquisition: kind of started to give me an uneasy feeling about Bioware.

Have seen nothing about Veilguard that would make me want to play it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:15 PM (QoyXi)

----
How was Dragon Age: Origins derivative of Mass Effect?? One is essentially an update of their existing D&D game engine (Bioware lost the rights, so they modified the spells and combat system, slightly) with lots of analogues to the Forgotten Realms, save for the world ending threat, the other is completely unrelated.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (LPS7w)

198 http://tiny.cc/g01vzz

Floaties!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (Ml5y8)

199
A lot of us, included myself, thought they'd NEVER let President Trump set foot in the White House, again. We thought they'd do everything to prevent it: cheat, lie, steal, imprisonment, murder.

In about 18 hours, we are going to see President Trump IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Where's Jackstraw?

It's Happening! It really is. It's Happening!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (jehZ0)

200 I think the real reason Obama won't take Kamala's calls is because she ruined his sheen. She made a God bleed. He can't paddleboard her like he did his chef, so he's just going to leave her out in the wilderness.

This election made all the Hollywood gods bleed: Tay-Tay, Beyonce, Oprah, Avengers and Downey especially. People are mocking them, not flocking to them! It's fun to see.

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (wcIbG)

201 My opinion - nobody listens to celebrity endorsements anymore. If anyone does, it's not enough to move the needle.

This isn't the '50s where people would buy a Timex because of some respected news guy. Today's celebrities are so interchangeable that no one really cares enough about their endorsements.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (G2REX)

202
Tulsi should get SecDef.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (jehZ0)

203 191 This busty bikini blonde has never listened to a celebrity endorsement:
http://tiny.cc/g01vzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (HnUIn)

----
Ah one of those rare blonde Asian birds.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (LPS7w)

204 This election made all the Hollywood gods bleed: Tay-Tay, Beyonce, Oprah, Avengers and Downey especially. People are mocking them, not flocking to them! It's fun to see.
Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (wcIbG)

Who?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (VNX3d)

205 Trump announces Chesty Puller for SecDef and Paul Bunyan for Ag Sec.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (XV/Pl)

206 There's always OnlyFans. Chris Wallace is probably too old, but there's a market for Kaitlan Collins, and Erin Burnett and Anderson Cooper would appeal to a certain demographic.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (MZ+PY)

207 This busty bikini blonde has never listened to a celebrity endorsement:
http://tiny.cc/g01vzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (HnUIn)

Blonde? Busty? Not in the natural world.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (Aqu9a)

208 Trump picks the Hawk Tuah girl for Press secretary.

Posted by: not really at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (E5B2M)

209 Trump's announced picks for vital positions are an early indication that fears regarding Trump's preference to install loyalists in preference to competent, experienced people with expertise and experience were well-founded.

Trump's choices reflect a marked preference for personal loyalty over professional capability, and is a strong indication his primary goal is that everything from policy decisions to agency operations follow one rule: no dissent.

Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen, not a cabinet of statesmen.

Posted by: Coming soon to a Politico editorial near you at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (HnUIn)

210 How many people are disgusted by out-of-touch, arrogant, idiotic, loser celebrity endorsements -- and vote against them -- viewing them as reverse-barometers vis-a-vis their own normal, everyday lives, challenges, and struggles (especially from a Party that prioritizes criminals and third-world illegal aliens over themselves)?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (MpEy/)

211 Trump announces Chesty Puller for SecDef and Paul Bunyan for Ag Sec.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (XV/Pl)

Babe the Blue Ox for Interior?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:25 PM (VNX3d)

212 andycanuck it looks like a funeral

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

213 @199

>>We thought they'd do everything to prevent it: cheat, lie, steal, imprisonment, murder.

Uhmm, they did try all of that, apparently, G-d has other plans for his vessel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 07:25 PM (XV/Pl)

214 Tulsi should get SecDef.

Gen Flynn.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:25 PM (Da7Vv)

215 That American Greatness article on Lake was mostly bullshit. I don't know what Arizonans want in a candidate--apparently not one who is intelligent, well-spoken, lucid, honest, and attractive. Wait, the opposite of that pretty much describes John McCain...so...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 12, 2024 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)

216 Here's a big name I think roused some old boomers and young greatests from the social security worries -- Buzz Aldrin.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 12, 2024 07:26 PM (Uc8km)

217 Razorfist for Press secretary/spokesman.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 12, 2024 07:26 PM (zefLF)

218 Wouldn't it be hilarious if they end up firing potato head Stetler again

Posted by: Buzzion at November 12, 2024 07:26 PM (Dp4C1)

219 >>"The women shaving their heads to be less sexually attractive are being canceled for insensitivity to the alopecia community"


"Pikers"
-- Ellen Jamesians

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (u1uWe)

220 Wouldn’t it be cool if President Trump bought the ubama DC mansion and turned it into a Ronald McDonald House?

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (kMxXy)

221 @218

>>Wouldn't it be hilarious if they end up firing potato head Stetler again

You mean Sex Machine?

They will never fire that guy again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

222 I should have read the article but why do we need artists more than ever?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (kTd/k)

223 Wouldn't it be hilarious if they end up firing potato head Stetler again
Posted by: Buzzion at November 12, 2024 07:26 PM (Dp4C1)

They could give him a 21 potato gun salute as a sendoff.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (VNX3d)

224 >>> 159 Over on Reddit there is an LGBTQ+ civil war happening over Dragon Age: Veilguard.


Ooh, Anna. The dumb game with the nonbinary/trans character? And the one character has to do bench presses when they misgender them? With a monologue the writer clearly hopes is one day heard by that one relative at Thanksgiving that always misunderstood them?

I'd love to hear what the LGBT community is upset about. Not enough representation to really stick it to the squares?

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (wcIbG)

225 Celebs are constantly political, to the point where you're probably already not a fan if you don't agree with them politically. I quit listening to the preachy hack Springsteen years ago. If you are still hanging on as a fan, you likely were already a Harris voter.

The only way a celeb endorsement could mean much is if it caught you a little by surprise.

Posted by: Wally at November 12, 2024 07:28 PM (RfD59)

226
Is Charli xcx the same thing as Cardi B, and if not, why not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I think she's related to Napoleon XIV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2024 07:28 PM (63Dwl)

227 123
'I was concerned that maybe the left might have learned something on how to run a better campaign and fool the country into voting for them '

I like where the Rats are now too. But we can't count on them to stay THAT stupid forever. I hope Trump and the Republicans can produce.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2024 07:28 PM (3wi/L)

228 Tulsi should get SecDef.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (jehZ0)

That was my thought. And I wanted Kash Patel for CIA (Ratcliffe had opposed Trump's calls for declassification back in 2020).

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 12, 2024 07:28 PM (ZlOcj)

229 217 Razorfist for Press secretary/spokesman.

Godspeed.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 12, 2024 07:28 PM (MZ+PY)

230 The problem is isolation. People living in New York City think Charlamagne "tha God" is a huge, huge celebrity and everyone living outside that area is saying "who?" when the name comes up.

Both Kamala and the writers of She Hulk thought that having Megan Thee Stallion around would be super cool and bring cred to their efforts but most people don't know a single one of her songs. I mean, I guess she's a singer, of sorts, right?

Cardi B is famous for a disgusting nasty song about her naughty bits and for drugging then robbing clients as a street hooker, and Kamala's team thought "this is the one for us, she needs to be front and center!"

Its not just that people are tired of celebrities, its that celebrities ain't who they used to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (Hh1ER)

231 210 Trump could announce Kermit the Frog for spokesmuppet and beat out the current one.

Posted by: Bete at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (LX4y3)

232
Ratcliffe should stick to doing Harry Potter movies.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (jehZ0)

233 220 That might get ugly what with Valerie Jarret refusing to leave, surrounded by her Iranian Revolutionary Guard security force. Could just drone strike the place and be done with it.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (gm9Sb)

234 >>> 209 Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen, not a cabinet of statesmen.
Posted by: Coming soon to a Politico editorial near you at November 12, 2024 07:24 PM (HnUIn)

That reminds me of an Atlantic article today:

"Trump Signals That He’s Serious About Mass Deportation
By David A. Graham
These are not the staff picks of someone who doesn’t mean what he says."

GOOD! You can't make me like him more than I already do.

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (wcIbG)

235 Trump announces Chesty Puller for SecDef and Paul Bunyan for Ag Sec.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM (XV/Pl)

Babe the Blue Ox for Interior?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:25 PM

--

PECOS BILL -- BORDER CZAR!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 12, 2024 07:29 PM (Uc8km)

236
"Celebrity" was a title bestowed through P.R., hard work and attractiveness on people who could be counted on to put asses into theater seats for a profit. That was their value.

Which of these characters aside TaTa can do that anymore?

DiNiro? Harrison Ford? They're octogenarians for God's sake.

Posted by: Auspex at November 12, 2024 07:30 PM (j4U/Z)

237 137
'Lake too, was a bad candidate.'

In what way(s)?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2024 07:30 PM (3wi/L)

238 And who is the voice of reason on celebrity endorsements?

Apparently, Alice Cooper: https://tinyurl.com/2xdtczzn

Heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:30 PM (u1uWe)

239
Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen

What, no minions?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2024 07:31 PM (63Dwl)

240 I should have read the article but why do we need artists more than ever?

I say this as an author and illustrator: nobody NEEDS us. Culture needs arts. Society needs arts. Civilization needs arts. Individual people don't. Individual people need welders and plumbers and roofers, not arts. Its a bonus, its nice to have in your life, but none of us need Rembrandt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:31 PM (Hh1ER)

241 I will sacrifice a bedroom in my house if Erin Burnett needs a place to stay. Not man face Collins though.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 12, 2024 07:31 PM (Y8lzz)

242 Posted some silly stuff on Tensor today.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (CpRK8)

243 The DNC has the exclusive contract for minions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (CpRK8)

244 So what do you think Karine Jean-Pierre will do on January? A no-work job at a university? A nice cushy seat on a think tank board? Model for the Raggedy Ann doll factory?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (Hh1ER)

245 Rastafarian Raggedy Anne could always do a podcast. CNN is not hiring,

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:34 PM (CpRK8)

246 I don't think Trump should have just one press secretary. How about a tag-team of tough, seasoned debaters who alternate or come in groups. Like Charlie Kirk, Benny Johnson, Dan Bongino, Dinesh D'Souza, Tammy Bruce. Keep the media guessing, off balance, on the defensive. Entertainment value would also guarantee a larger audience for the briefings.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 12, 2024 07:34 PM (ZlOcj)

247 "A nice cushy seat on a think tank board?"

More like a think goldfish bowl.

Posted by: Ol BJ Balowme at November 12, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

248 CNN to Axe HUNDREDS of "Workers," Including Top "Talent"

-
Not Tater?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 12, 2024 07:34 PM (L/fGl)

249 >>I'd love to hear what the LGBT community is upset about. Not enough representation to really stick it to the squares?


Actually, I'd be thrilled if for once we'd NOT hear what has upset the trans community.

(I know, you were meaning that in a schadenfreude way, but couldn't pass up the opportunity, heh)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:34 PM (u1uWe)

250 So what do you think Karine Jean-Pierre will do on January? A no-work job at a university? A nice cushy seat on a think tank board? Model for the Raggedy Ann doll factory?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (Hh1ER)

Would you like fries with that? Oops, those are getting automated away, thanks to Democrats.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (VNX3d)

251 246 I think you'be got something there!

Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (vd6bO)

252 You know what would be really funny? If Trump kept the spokes moppet on as Press Secretary; having to tell the truth, after all that Baghdad Bob level lying would probably cause her to burst into flames.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (Da7Vv)

253
I remember back in the Jack Dorsey days when I thought I'd try one of the non-woke alternatives to Twitter, as it then was. Sorry to say, but the UX design was awful and there was nothing going on. Bluesky will be that, plus lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (T3es0)

254 "CNN is planning to wield the axe on some of its high-paid staff after dismal election ratings that cap off a disastrous period for the cable news network."

How much is a star reporter really worth these days? My guess - $500k. Which is still a shit ton of money for a pretty easy job.

Most LOCAL news anchors make around $70k a year. Highest end might be $150k. Paying any of these bozos $20 million is insane.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (nLFEI)

255 Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen

What, no minions?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot

====

I'm hoping it gets described as something about pipe hittin',, and pliers, and blow torches, and being medieval.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:35 PM (8AONa)

256 A lot of us, included myself, thought they'd NEVER let President Trump set foot in the White House, again. We thought they'd do everything to prevent it: cheat, lie, steal, imprisonment, murder.

In about 18 hours, we are going to see President Trump IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Where's Jackstraw?

It's Happening! It really is. It's Happening!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:22 PM (jehZ0)

---------------

I confess to having believed the same.

They still have 68 days, 16 hours, and 25 minutes to murder, imprison, or otherwise try to impede him before he's sworn in ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (MpEy/)

257 Trump could announce Kermit the Frog for spokesmuppet and beat out the current one.
Posted by: Bete


Screw Kermit. I've got brand recognition.

Posted by: Oscar the Grouch, Garbage Muppet at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (DgGvY)

258 194 Pelosi shaved her goatee.
Posted by: davidt

She's had a lot of plastic surgery.

That wasn't a goatee.

Posted by: Auspex at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (j4U/Z)

259
You know what would be really funny? If Trump kept the spokes moppet on as Press Secretary; having to tell the truth, after all that Baghdad Bob level lying would probably cause her to burst into flames.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

==================

lol, genius.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (T3es0)

260 Apparently there's a Master and Commander prequel in the works.

https://is.gd/kqgg4h

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

261 In order to fire 'talent', doesn't CNN need to have some first?

Just spitballing here. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (WXNFJ)

262 "The highest paid stars include Anderson Cooper - who rakes in $20 million a year - Erin Burnett ($6 million) and rising star Kaitlan Collins ($3 million)."

For what, exactly? What are you getting for the money?

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (nLFEI)

263 246. Add Dennis Miller and KillTony in there. For the lulz.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (q6dqN)

264 202
Tulsi should get SecDef.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2024 07:23 PM

She might be good at the VA.

Posted by: Moonbeam at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (rbKZ6)

265 Remember, even though Lake is the antithesis of McSally, who was a bad candidate, Lake too, was a bad candidate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)

If the Trump team cannot finesse a win for her through recounts or lawsuits, he should give her a Cabinet position or "czar" role where she do great damage to the squishes in AZ. Such that they will wish they had let her win the Senate seat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (y6pd0)

266 I should have read the article but why do we need artists more than ever?

I say this as an author and illustrator: nobody NEEDS us. Culture needs arts. Society needs arts. Civilization needs arts. Individual people don't. Individual people need welders and plumbers and roofers, not arts. Its a bonus, its nice to have in your life, but none of us need Rembrandt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:31 PM (Hh1ER)

I remember an old story where two Irishmen were talking. One asked "If all the singers, bards, poets, and writers disappeared, how long would it take before we'd see them re-appear?" The other held up one finger. One generation. First, people who never tried would fill in the silence. Second, the young would take up any slack that was missing.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (VNX3d)

267 >>So what do you think Karine Jean-Pierre will do on January? A no-work job at a university? A nice cushy seat on a think tank board?


The first one.
Will also get a book deal as befitting of her historic first status, where she will complain about the racism from some news entities. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (u1uWe)

268 NPCs, pay attention: Clooney invented the new Hitler. You can't let him get away with new-Hitlering us. You know what to do.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (7oYYI)

269 So what do you think Karine Jean-Pierre will do on January? A no-work job at a university? A nice cushy seat on a think tank board? Model for the Raggedy Ann doll factory?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (Hh1ER)

-------------

New President of Harvard University.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (MpEy/)

270 Clooney!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (W/lyH)

271 Pete Hegseth Sec Def! Bold choice

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (J8OCH)

272
Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen

What, no minions?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot

______

Mozos. Mooks. Lieges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (EsZUh)

273 Trump announces Chesty Puller for SecDef and Paul Bunyan for Ag Sec.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You have my attention.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (WXNFJ)

274 Apparently there's a Master and Commander prequel in the works.

https://is.gd/kqgg4h
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)
++++
"Subordinate and Commanded: The Nearside of the Neighborhood" is coming soon to a theater near you!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (HnUIn)

275 CNN!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (W/lyH)

276 Fox News Pete Hegseth as SecDef.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Scalps self because shaving wasn't enough)REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (4tmpE)

277 Trump is constructing an assembly of henchmen

What, no minions?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Henchmen. Lots of them. A few lackeys. Maybe one or two toadies.

No minions. Despicable Me kind of ruined their reputation.

Posted by: despicable mikeski at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (DgGvY)

278 I hear Taylor Swift lip syncs her songs during her concerts. Fraud.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (+HzbQ)

279 Posted some silly stuff on Tensor today.

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:32 PM (CpRK

Hmm. My place could use a good dusting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 12, 2024 07:39 PM (Aqu9a)

280 "So what do you think Karine Jean-Pierre will do on January?"

Muppet porn.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at November 12, 2024 07:39 PM (89Sog)

281 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 22m
I am honored to announce that I have nominated Pete Hegseth to serve in my Cabinet as The Secretary of Defense. Pete has spent his entire life as a Warrior for the Troops, and for the Country. Pete is tough, smart and a true believer in America First. With Pete at the helm, America's enemies are on notice - Our Military will be Great Again, and America will Never Back Down…

https://tinyurl.com/59pn9ks8
full statement IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC)

282 Pete wrote a book where he named names of the commie/woke officers.

Great choice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2024 07:39 PM (4tmpE)

283 Don't forget Lefties are going to leave X en masse, this time. I'm cereal.

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Make Pink Pussyhats Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:40 PM (MpEy/)

284 219 >>"The women shaving their heads to be less sexually attractive are being canceled for insensitivity to the alopecia community"


"Pikers"
-- Ellen Jamesians
Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2024 07:27 PM (u1uWe)

Hilarious!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2024 07:40 PM (SNhtc)

285 246. Add Dennis Miller and KillTony in there. For the lulz.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


Can you imagine Dennis Miller and his vocabulary as Press Secretary? All the pressniks googling every third word he says.....

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY)

286 278 I hear Taylor Swift lip syncs her songs during her concerts. Fraud.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 12, 2024 07:38 PM (+HzbQ)

It's very hard to run up and down a stage and sing at the same time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2024 07:41 PM (SNhtc)

287 Apparently there's a Master and Commander prequel in the works.

It will be the lesser of two weevils.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 07:41 PM (W/lyH)

288 A major taking over as SecDef instead of a retired general or contractor/lobbyist. Oh my!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (Y8lzz)

289 Cardi B is a "bad bitch rapper."

Charli XCX is a "pop brat."

They're at opposite ends of the spectrum, actually. Not in terms of politics, but in terms of image, music, appeal group, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:19 PM (HnUIn)

So basically the same, then. Stunned c****.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (y6pd0)

290 Dusting, wait until you get to the tea service.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (CpRK8)

291 Pelosi shaved her goatee.
Posted by: davidt

She's had a lot of plastic surgery.

That wasn't a goatee.
Posted by: Auspex

Best joke ever by Phillis Diller.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (WXNFJ)

292 As we have talked about her, her entire campaign was to manufacture a preference cascade, a constant stream of positive news (nomination, convention, endorsements, polls) that would prime the pump for a real cascade.

Except they never had water in the well.

And the "NEVER AGAIN" point was the last gasp, one last furious effort to fool enough Americans just enough to vote for her.

They poured a billion dollars in 107 days into that effort.
The multiple--and obvious-- ways it failed will be discussed for decades. For the next 20 years, campaigns will cite "that's what Kamala did and she lost."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (Fhoo0)

293 Pete Hegseth has been nominated for Sec of Defense per Truth Social

Posted by: Jen the original at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (f5lXG)

294
Wouldn’t it be cool if President Trump bought the ubama DC mansion and turned it into a Ronald McDonald House?
Posted by: Eromero

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You guys really are making my day go faster. And I'm already enjoying it! I'm listening a Bulwark podcast with the 3 gay guys and they're literally crying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)

295 Frenchie women got their heads shaved (among other things) after scr*wing with Nazis in WWII. Not a good look.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (WvGHv)

296 Clooney!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 07:37 PM (W/lyH)

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Trump should announce that he's making Clooney and James Taylor Co-Ambassadors to Iran.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (MpEy/)

297 Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense. Here he is on Shawn Ryan's excellent podcast just a few days ago:

https://tinyurl.com/Hegseth-on-Ryan

Holy shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (cVExW)

298 My advice - redo the entire format of the press briefing. Tell the reporters up front, to ASK questions, not launch into elaborate set ups. Fail to follow the rules, and you go to the back of the line for asking questions.

No questions like "So and so said this, what is your response?" No mean girls bullshit games.

Instead of "Given the current humanitarian crises in Gaza, where the UN has reported 50,000 dying children, and the current administration's plan to save all those children, what would your administration propose doing when you take power?"

Replace that with "What is Trump's plan for Gaza?"

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (nLFEI)

299 " I hear Taylor Swift lip syncs her songs during her concerts."

She lip syncs in the sack too. I just pull the string on the back of her neck.

Posted by: Travis at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (vFG9F)

300 191 This busty bikini blonde has never listened to a celebrity endorsement:
http://tiny.cc/g01vzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 12, 2024 07:20 PM (HnUIn)

Tonight on Boobs- the number 1 show on AOSHQ Streaming: we discuss in a hard hitting expose whether Mannix babes are often too plastiky and kind of young looking. Bulgar says he just likes em big, while I will argue why aren't Naturally gifted ladies given a couple quarter points in the ratings?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (QoyXi)

301 Gallegos is another commie like that guy who ran for congress in ahia after iraq

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 12, 2024 07:43 PM (pGTZo)

302 Reporters *think* they are clever. Most of them are decidedly not clever.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (nLFEI)

303 263 246. Add Dennis Miller and KillTony in there. For the lulz.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 12, 2024 07:36 PM

--

Dennis Miller as press sec is LOOSE.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (Uc8km)

304
Pete Hegseth has been nominated for Sec of Defense per Truth Social
Posted by: Jen the original

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Rlly? Is it just me, or does he strike anyone else as something of a lightweight? I don't know. I favored Tulsi. She'd better get some appointment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (T3es0)

305 Apparently there's a Master and Commander prequel in the works.

They get that right and I would finally darken the door of a theater again. But hopefully they'll cast Maturin better this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (Hh1ER)

306 What's going to happen to the ugly transgender with long blond hair in the general's uniform?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (+HzbQ)

307 You guys really are making my day go faster. And I'm already enjoying it! I'm listening a Bulwark podcast with the 3 gay guys and they're literally crying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)

Why would you do that to yourself? Do we need an intervention?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (QoyXi)

308 You guys really are making my day go faster. And I'm already enjoying it! I'm listening a Bulwark podcast with the 3 gay guys and they're literally crying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)

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That sounds like a lot of toxic femininity ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (MpEy/)

309 I want a minion

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 07:44 PM (7gFa4)

310 Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC 5h
EXCLUSIVE @FreeBeacon:
Kamala Harris campaign gave $500k to Al Sharpton's nonprofit just before a glowing interview with the MSNBC host.

The remittance to Rev. Al part of $5.4 million that Harris gave to black and Latino groups.

Kamala Harris Campaign Gave $500k to Al Sharpton’s Nonprofit Weeks Before Glowing Interview With...
Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign donated $500,000 to Al Sharpton’s nonprofit organization just weeks before the anti-Semitic MSNBC host—who once said that "diamond merchant" Jews have the "blood...

freebeacon.com

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (hovnC)

311 It's going to be amusing when a couple of the old flag officers and their colonel staff officers try to run roughshod over Hegseth.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (W/lyH)

312 Tulsi can be the undersecretary for something or other. Hasn't been on the team long enough IMO for something like SecDef.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (Y8lzz)

313 Just make me PressSec.

I won't be up there with some stupid binder full of stupid answers to stupid questions about stupid policies that will never be executed.

I'll have a cool binder full of hard evidence against every degenerate in that room, and many of their family members, and Ill read it out for the entire 30 seconds of our administration's only press conference.

After that, they'll do as they're fucking told.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (7oYYI)

314 I wouldn't call Chris Wallace "stalwart", exactly.

I think "persistent" is the better term.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (fV+MH)

315 What's going to happen to the ugly transgender with long blond hair in the general's uniform?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

He goes back to being Dick, instead of Rachel?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (VNX3d)

316 He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now

-Trump sings about Jack Smith

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (0uEnu)

317 It will be the lesser of two weevils.

Hopefully the wait for a new movie will be curtailed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 12, 2024 07:46 PM (Hh1ER)

318 'Lake too, was a bad candidate.'

In what way(s)?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 12, 2024 07:30 PM (3wi/L)
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It was a sarcastic comment aimed at the "Lake was a bad candidate" crowd who completely ignore the ignominious defeat of McSally by Sinema.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 12, 2024 07:46 PM (tT6L1)

319 306 What's going to happen to the ugly transgender with long blond hair in the general's uniform?
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He'll get blown ashore is my guess.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 07:46 PM (hovnC)

320 314 I wouldn't call Chris Wallace "stalwart", exactly.

I think "persistent" is the better term.
Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 07:45 PM (fV+MH)

'Chronic'. 'Parasitic.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:46 PM (QoyXi)

321
My advice - redo the entire format of the press briefing.

Posted by: El Mariachi

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And here's how I would enforce any reform: suspend all briefings for the rest of the week whenever there's an infraction. See if that would make the press corps police themselves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:47 PM (T3es0)

322 >>> Clooney Complains of Being Made a "Scapegoat" for Kamala's Loss

Bitch set me up!

Posted by: George "Marion Berry: Clooney at November 12, 2024 07:47 PM (Eng1Z)

323 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop at November 12, 2024 07:47 PM (QoyXi)

324 So can Hegseth get confirmed.?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 12, 2024 07:48 PM (f5lXG)

325 It's going to be amusing when a couple of the old flag officers and their colonel staff officers try to run roughshod over Hegseth.

Posted by: Diogenes

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I have an idea for testing the bomb racks on the initial B-21s

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2024 07:48 PM (8AONa)

326
I'm listening a Bulwark podcast with the 3 gay guys and they're literally crying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)

Why would you do that to yourself? Do we need an intervention?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work laptop

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I think so, because I'm getting addicted to liberal tears.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:49 PM (T3es0)

327 My advice - redo the entire format of the press briefing.

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My advice - eliminate Press Conferences all together.

No Press Secretary. Trump communicates directly to the people via social media or on podcasts with fair-minded interviewers.

Create a mechanism as well to take & answer questions as well from select individuals (whether random, by lottery, ranked by votes/likes, whatever).

Give the MDM-MSM the respect & sanction they deserve: NONE.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 12, 2024 07:49 PM (MpEy/)

328 My advice - redo the entire format of the press briefing.

Posted by: El Mariachi

================

And here's how I would enforce any reform: suspend all briefings for the rest of the week whenever there's an infraction. See if that would make the press corps police themselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

Post the press releases on whitehouse.gov. Once a week, set up an internet Q&A podcast with select officials, with questions submitted in the chat. Oh, and the "press" isn't allowed to ask questions for the first six months.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 07:49 PM (VNX3d)

329 >>> You guys really are making my day go faster. And I'm already enjoying it! I'm listening a Bulwark podcast with the 3 gay guys and they're literally crying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 12, 2024 07:42 PM (T3es0)

Have they at all mentioned the phrase Queeroshima yet? Because gay people flipping out over Trump winning is of course the same as nuking a whole city of people during war.

Posted by: LizLem at November 12, 2024 07:49 PM (Eng1Z)

330 New. York Times, George Clooney Amps Up His Feud With Donald Trump
The former reality TV host this year sniped at the movie star. Mr. Clooney just swiped back.
September 18, 2024

In part, George Clooney continues to be a minor character in this presidential campaign.

On Tuesday night, he appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” and escalated his feud with former President Donald J. Trump.

This latest scrap originated after Mr. Clooney wrote a guest essay for The New York Times in July imploring President Biden to drop out of the race. Mr. Clooney had just hosted a fund-raiser for the president and observed him up close. So he had a certain credibility, and his article made an impact.

Mr. Trump appeared instantly intrigued by this act of treachery...

Posted by: L - If... Cellphone at November 12, 2024 07:55 PM (NFX2v)

331 Looks like Pete Hegseth will be SecDef. And that’s a damn good choice.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2024 07:55 PM (W6hoT)

332 I hear Taylor Swift lip syncs her songs during her concerts.

I hear she is the first performer to lip sync in the studio, as her entire voice is an AI impression of her. Although, seriously, all those "Eh,eh?" singalongs in Canada really bothered her.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 07:56 PM (Da7Vv)

333 I looked at that Queeroshima thread, I’m not quite convinced it was on the level. Especially after they mentioned Fagasaki.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2024 07:58 PM (W6hoT)

334 Pete Hegseth is a ballsy pick in how UN-deep state it is for a position that has only ever been the deepest of deep state positions.

This is the Donald Rumsfeld job.


Wild. It's proof positive that Trump will not allow his agenda to be usurped

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 12, 2024 07:59 PM (wGun1)

335 Origins: Great- even if it was kind of derivative of Mass Effect.

Dragon Age 2: unfinished, but good.

Inquisition: kind of started to give me an uneasy feeling about Bioware.

Have seen nothing about Veilguard that would make me want to play it.


I f**king hated Dragon Age 2; they nerfed the combat and turned the Darkspawn into Clownspawn; and they added the stupid horns to the Qunari. Voiced protagonist; who gives a sh*t if the game blew. Small maps and fed ex quests. It was 5.5-6 out of 10 territory.

Inquisition-I agree completely. Lots of early woke stuff in there; was larger scale than DAII and the writing was a little better but just felt bloated with all the extra 'open world'. I'd give it a 6.5.

Veilguard--Therapy note garbage. I wouldn't play that game if it was free.

And from the sound of it, the woke r*tards that wrote this sh*tburger are being tasked to help with Mass Effect 5 so that's going to be a hard pass as well. Honestly I would rather Bioware just go out of business than see them do to Mass Effect what they did to Dragon Age.

Posted by: Nelly at November 12, 2024 08:00 PM (bcr4y)

336 Hmm a lot of personalities being named - oh Donald I implore you, for the love of all that is holy, don’t make Hannity your press secretary. I couldn’t take it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2024 08:02 PM (W6hoT)

337 Is Charli xcx the same thing as Cardi B, and if not, why not?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I think she's related to Napoleon XIV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Then who the hell is Courvoisier XO?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 12, 2024 08:14 PM (hCzfy)

338 I said it the other night... Tony Hinchcliffe for Press Secretary.

Posted by: JD-NW Ohio at November 12, 2024 08:28 PM (d9roH)

339 Two words for Clooney: "Useful Idiot".

Posted by: Prickly Pete Salmonella at November 12, 2024 08:32 PM (dFG8E)

340 Either celebrities brought in a lot of voters, which means Harris wasn't very popular, or they cost her voters because people didn't want to side with them. Or they didn't affect her voters at all, showing how meaningless they are.

Posted by: ChrisW at November 12, 2024 08:32 PM (98IMZ)

341 Clooney was great in "Oh brother, where art thou." and ER but that is all.

Posted by: Megthered at November 12, 2024 08:47 PM (mAWUX)

342 For my part if a celebrity endorses a candidate or position that infringes on the Constitution and/or my freedom then they have nuked their career as far as my ever watching or buying anything they have anything to do with.

Posted by: geoffb at November 12, 2024 09:05 PM (r//c2)

343 I'll save my worry until AFTER the number of accounts that are 'bots' is exposed.

Posted by: Linda S Fox at November 13, 2024 09:18 AM (7Rs+y)

344 If they replaced Anderson Cooper with an AI Dogbert, would anyone notice?

Posted by: Wofus at November 13, 2024 10:33 AM (CNa+A)

345 If posting on X/Twitter is "tweeting," is posting on BlueSky "BSing"?

Posted by: El Primo at November 13, 2024 10:39 PM (ZU7af)

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