CNN Calls Florida for Trump

update: Halperin says Trump is very confident he's won Georgia, North Carolina, and Wisconsin. That wins it all for him, assuming he takes Arizona (which he surely will, he's led there since forever ago).

Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope.

Sounds like weak spin.

This win isn't a surprise-- but the early call might be a harbinger.

As Katie Pavlich said, Florida will finish counting all votes within the next 40 minutes. How do the various Democrat-controlled counties in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania justify not finishing counting for days or even weeks?

Cabot Phillips
@cabot_phillips
Florida has counted 7 million votes in 45 minutes.
It can be done.

DeSantis announced the prop 3 and prop 4, which would liberalize abortion and pot, were defeated.

Decision Desk thinks Trump now has a 69% chance of winning the whole ball of wax.

I'm nervous. So are you. It might help you to know that the DUmmies are nervous too:

CNN just indicated that there may be a 20% swing in Indies from Biden to Kamala. Fuck Georgia. Independents suck.
CNN lies a much as fox
That's people identifying as indy. It may not be the same batch of voters that went Biden in 2020. I don't think you can look much at that swing and believe that it's real movement or just changes in who is saying they are indy vs not.
Exactly. People don't register with a party when they vote/register to vote in Georgia, so these are self-identified "Independents." How many of them are already inclined toward the Republicans but don't want to admit their true political leanings to a pollster?
It always looks good for Republicans early in the evening.
Fuck russia and china because they are helping tRump
I don't have a good feeling about the rest of the night.
I'll be kind and simply say posts like this are not helpful.
Turned on CNN a few times tonight and found Tapper and Bash being very negative about Harris. I wouldn't trust anything they are saying.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

BREAKING: CNN projects Donald Trump will win Florida, Tennessee, and Missouri.

Trump's win in Florida comes after some Democrats were optimistic about Harris' chances in the state. pic.twitter.com/xr8OboVdhv
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:05 PM

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1 Hmmmm

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (vJiyU)

2 OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP

I REPEAT

OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (M7vhK)

3 So much for just lurking till the ONT....

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (vJiyU)

4 c8 zr1... giggles

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (/ndYH)

5 #MBMDDT

Make Bette Midler Drink Drano Tonight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (dR6yv)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

7 I said they'd call it top of the hour!

*flexes*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (k1Qly)

8 OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP

I REPEAT

OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (M7vhK)

all counties again, for the 3rdd time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

9 I want Virginia and Hung Cow!

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (fpVC1)

10 I'd urge everyone to stay calm until more votes come in.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (uCjyK)

11 I blame Doof for Maryland!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

12 #MBMDDT

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (EJ+3E)

13 Democrats treat Republican women with such respect and admiration.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (lX8VI)

14 Harris wins DC, MD, and Mass.

No surprises there.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (exHjb)

15 NYT is still calling Florida a swing state.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (QNSds)

16 I want Virginia and Hung Cow!
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (fpVC1)

that would be a WIN.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (V13WU)

17 So much for just lurking till the ONT....
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (vJiyU)

=====

*waves at Some Rat*

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (xOnCy)

18 Ohio and NC are scaring me too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (RUMEY)

19 That last pic needs the sound of a bowling alley.

Posted by: look whats not at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (nakGR)

20 I am bingo on bourbon.

BRB

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (QfvaV)

21 Nice

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (B9Prs)

22 Since I was nood'd: We have a new euphemism! "First Amendment activity"

https://x.com/DCPoliceTraffic/status/1853962440859623688

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (1YfKX)

23 O'Donnel was visibly unhappy when she did the same for CBS. She described it as a "former battleground state that now ..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (HnUIn)

24 CNN Calls Florida for Trump

NOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (rj6Yv)

25 [From DU:] "Fuck russia and china because they are helping tRump"

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We're gonna need MOAR Urinating Hookers!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (jfKqs)

26 Y'know, they can call all they want, but I'm not going to believe the call until 95% of the precincts have reported.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (hB7mE)

27

Read that as the early call might be a hamburger.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (KR90/)

28 9 I want Virginia and Hung Cow!
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (fpVC1)

He and Trump ran almost even with early votes, so it seems red all ballot was the early vote play...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (exHjb)

29 Turned on CNN a few times tonight and found Tapper and Bash being very negative about Harris. I wouldn't trust anything they are saying.
++++
So much LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (HnUIn)

30 Sane advice Mr. Paratestes.

Posted by: Mick at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (KOTG6)

31 NYT is still calling Florida a swing state.

==

that is soooo 2000

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

32 Mr Metokur re Handmaid cosplayers "the cat doesn't understand what this outfit is"

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

33 OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP

I REPEAT

OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP

There's the shocker of the night.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (aD39U)

34 Democrats were optimistic about...FLORIDA??

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (Rbu5d)

35 Ohio

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (IyPmt)

36 I'd urge everyone to stay calm until more votes come in.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Cue up Winston Wolf...

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (8XYYe)

37 NYT is still calling Florida a swing state.

==

What if Florida was never actually a swing state?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (MGB5H)

38 @34: "Democrats were optimistic about...FLORIDA??"

Wait until you've heard what they've said about Texas!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (k1Qly)

39 Trump's win in Florida comes after some Democrats were optimistic about Harris' chances in the state.

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Delusion is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (jfKqs)

40 No surprises there.

***********************

just to keep me down to earth

people actually voted for that cackling fucking idiot slurper of ding dong airhead

we fucked no matter what

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (M7vhK)

41 I blame Doof for Maryland!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

Disco just isn't as popular as it used to be.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

42 515 440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

Doesn't Andrea have some hauntings to get to, seances, coven meetings, that sort of thing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (Aqu9a)

43 As a Concerned Christian Conservative, I want to tell all you numbnuts that it is very obvious that Drumpf has lost badly. I knew it the minute they called Vermont for the Democrats.

I can't wait for Kamala to win it all, so I can start personally ripping babies out of wombs.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (hmKaK)

44 I'd urge everyone to stay calm until more votes come in.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (uCjyK)
++++
Yup.

Especially because it will take days while the Party decides whether to steal it (unless the decision has already been made, and the decision is to let nature take its course - in which case, we'll have results tonight).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (HnUIn)

45 It seems like Trump has two bites at the apple: VA, and if that doesn't work out, PA.

There might be other paths out there but they're probably pretty serpentine and unlikely.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (tWGrL)

46 Abortion amendment fails in FL?

Posted by: It's happening at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (5/4jQ)

47 Delaware is too close to call.

The coup may have pissed some people off.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (uxCna)

48 Democrats were optimistic about...FLORIDA?

Yeah, that's weird.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (EJ+3E)

49 Even better news from Florida: Amendment 4 which would have enshrined abortion rights into the FL state constitution has failed.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (1YfKX)

50 Ah, yes, well-known far-right media.. CNN..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (vLxSK)

51 Hopefully on a landslide
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

52 I gotta say - you sarcastic bastards on here with your "It's over, they just called for Harris" are both cruel and unusual.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (1so3f)

53 Interestingly in VA voting, 2% peeled off the pres race to vote 3rd party - all then seemed to vote the D for Senate, so it does seem that other parties pulled Kamala voters away, not Trump ones...

Right now, Trump and Cao have almost the same vote totals...but Trump is 2% closer than Cao...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (exHjb)

54 can I get in on this?

AVENGE ME!

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (XInJa)

55 >>> Since I was nood'd: We have a new euphemism! "First Amendment activity"

I love it. A lot.

Alex, hiyeeeee! *passes over the lemon bars*

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (QAK8m)

56 Democrats were optimistic about...FLORIDA??
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (Rbu5d)
++++
No, press whores said they were.

The Democrats gave up in FL this year. They couldn't even field candidates for all the races, IIRC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (HnUIn)

57 Posted by: Jordan61

Waves back and {{{}}}! How do you think the 4 initiatives will do?

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (vJiyU)

58 Is Trump going to lose Ohio?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (RUMEY)

59 just a rumor but i hear that kamala has carried ontario and costa rica. looks hopeless

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (CWTWj)

60 I am really nervous about Iowa, y'all....

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)

61 OK for the win!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (2cS/G)

62 DeSantis should do a press conference offering to send election workers to PA, WI and NV to fix their shitty counting

Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (YwdCz)

63 Alex, hiyeeeee! *passes over the lemon bars*
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (QAK8m)

om nom nom

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (1YfKX)

64 The Ho is leading in NC….when the celestial water pipe broke several weeks ago in red western NC the Dems got one YUGE assist.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (7v/El)

65 I'm pretty calm and confident. Scampywife pacing a bit.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (41CYW)

66 58 Is Trump going to lose Ohio?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (RUMEY)

Uh...no.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (KbCG3)

67 Is Trump going to lose Ohio?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (RUMEY)

Calm your tits, Bama

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (MGB5H)

68 47 Delaware is too close to call.

The coup may have pissed some people off.
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (uxCna)

Would be hilarious if this is the shock state...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (exHjb)

69 Fuck this car is fast

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (/ndYH)

70 What if Florida was never actually a swing state?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (MGB5H)

----------------

* Cleaning up the voter rolls and eliminating election fraud have entered the chat *

In a fair election (one and only one vote for each verified US citizen), Trump likely wins 2020 & tonight in a 50-state landslide ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (jfKqs)

71 What's insane is that Florida WAS a swing state just a few years ago. Ron Desantis won by a hair when first elected.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (CwhoI)

72 DDHQ's senate counter says R's have picked up one so far.

Which race was that?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (z/ifB)

73 I want Kari Lake to win here in AZ. I want it bad. They screwed her out of the Governorship with their nasty "light printed ballots" cheat in 2022. It's time for revenge.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (hmKaK)

74 re 58: is hermann goering going to skip a second helping of spaetzel?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (CWTWj)

75 69% win probability? Like ESPN? Watch out for the pick-6 from Harris!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (LPS7w)

76 Is Trump going to lose Ohio?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM

Way too early to call, only 25% of the vote is in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (QNSds)

77 Even better news from Florida: Amendment 4 which would have enshrined abortion rights into the FL state constitution has failed.
Posted by: alexthechick

Any news about 3, to let big corporations grow pot, but not individuals?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (8XYYe)

78 Fuck this car is fast

Maybe a phone poll will hop out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Disco just isn't as popular as it used to be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He just didn't disco hard rnough.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (ftFVW)

80 DDHQ's senate counter says R's have picked up one so far.

Which race was that?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (z/ifB)

WV

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (aD39U)

81 Surry County VA is finished counting, 13 point shift to Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (5p7BC)

82 Waves back and {{{}}}! How do you think the 4 initiatives will do?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (vJiyU)

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I think the stupid long term care thing will get smacked down, because both sides hate it. Other than that, who knows? They were worded really weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (xOnCy)

83 Just a reminder Vance didnt take the lead in Ohio until 70% of the vote was in and he won by 6

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (M7vhK)

84 JD Vance is from Ohio...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (IyPmt)

85 72 west virginia

Posted by: tintex at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (WtqbE)

86 72 DDHQ's senate counter says R's have picked up one so far.

Which race was that?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (z/ifB)

WV

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (exHjb)

87 Willowed: exit polls an other data show African American men are voting 25% to Trump. He ain't losing Georgia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (aRslG)

88 Crowder and Bongino are doing a double stream, oooh. Get both at once.

Crowder called him his fave guinea, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (QAK8m)

89 It looked like to me that NYT is showing that Trump took Macon GA which surprises the hell out of me.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

90 The Democrats gave up in FL this year. They couldn't even field candidates for all the races, IIRC.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (HnUIn)

Weird how a former swing state that nearly had a meth head governor cleans up its elections and becomes unwinnabke for Dems. Really makes you think.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (vLxSK)

91 ...those childless catladies are going to run the table on Iowa..so nervous ....

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

92 >>> Is Trump going to lose Ohio?

no. the question is whether Moreno will defeat Sherrod Brown (D) for Senate.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (KRtlO)

93 WTF is going on with Ohio?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (ExV1e)

94 Which race was that?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (z/ifB)
WV

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (uCjyK)

95 Shits Like Buffalo is still steaming up the Senate

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (gKWVE)

96 Okay Reuters is dumb.

I checked one of the state results and they labeled the Constitution Party presidential candidate as "other".

You muppets, Constitution Party is an official party in the state, can you not do your due diligence in reporting?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (hB7mE)

97 Disco just isn't as popular as it used to be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He just didn't disco hard rnough.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (ftFVW)

Seems like he quit during the dance-a-thon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (MGB5H)

98 WV!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Decision Desk drops Trump to 62%

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (RUMEY)

100 DDHQ's senate counter says R's have picked up one so far.

Which race was that?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (z/ifB)

WV
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (exHjb)

manchin's seat

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

101 Biden "won" Macon in 2020.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

102 Faux Nooz said FL voters split their tickets by voting For Trump and For the Unlimited Abortion Amendment.

But Gov DeSantis just announced that the Aborotion Amendment and the Pot Amendment failed.

wtf Faux Nooz?

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (GpUII)

103 seems like Trump has two bites at the apple: VA, and if that doesn't work out, PA.

There might be other paths out there but they're probably pretty serpentine and unlikely.
Posted by: Pastafarian

Or WI or MI

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (EAgl+)

104 54 can I get in on this?

AVENGE ME!
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (XInJa)

No. You died fair and square.

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (7kSOl)

105 c8 zr1 the super car for the masses

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (/ndYH)

106 >>>"some Democrats were optimistic about Harris' chances in the state [of FL]."

Are they retarded?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (i24o9)

107 Pixy's hamsters are working hard tonight...

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (IQ6Gq)

108 >She gets her looks from her mom, Campos-Duffy

Does Campos Duffy have a puffy scamper?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (lhenN)

109 is CT really a possibility for Trump?

I'm sure they have like whatever the minimum EV is, but still that's entertaining.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (z/ifB)

110 Candidate
Percentage
Votes
Candidate
Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage51.73%
Votes642,740
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage45.94%
Votes570,820

Current VA gap is now narrowing since we reversed vote counting...we should have about 4-4.5M votes cast, so a lot more votes to go...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (exHjb)

111 >>>93 WTF is going on with Ohio?

nothing. do not bother looking at these races when such tiny percentages of the vote are in. It tells you nothing and causes either unnecessary stress or unwarranted jubiliation

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (KRtlO)

112 Willowed: exit polls an other data show African American men are voting 25% to Trump. He ain't losing Georgia
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Agree.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (41CYW)

113 VA is shifting HARD

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (MGB5H)

114 Georgia has 44% reporting.
Trump up by 11.2%.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (6ydKt)

115 On Ohio...

and I can believe I need to talk about Ohio...

Cleveland turnout is 10 points lower than in 2020 in the black precincts.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (5p7BC)

116 c8 zr1... giggles
Posted by: Spijnk

Congrats dude. You've done the near impossible. You've made that car uncool.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (/y8xj)

117 I am so happy that Proposition 4 failed!!
And of course that President Trump won!

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (USyCi)

118 I get a kick out of DU. Someone always spells it tRump.

Maybe they get a kick out of it too when they see it spelled Kumswala.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (NMT5x)

119 see at my mammy herald:

Election alert: Miami Republicans Díaz-Balart, Salazar and Giménez win another term in Congress

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (CWTWj)

120 What's insane is that Florida WAS a swing state just a few years ago. Ron Desantis won by a hair when first elected.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

God's Waiting Room turns over fast.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (0ZV5S)

121 The Dems in Florida have billboards on I75 asking for candidates to call the state party.

They also spent like 40 mill on a pointless senate race against Rick Scott, who could write himself that check a dozen times.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (q6dqN)

122 no. the question is whether Moreno will defeat Sherrod Brown (D) for Senate.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (mH6SG)

123 If Trump hadn't brought up Kamala's race I bet he could have won a majority of black men. He doesn't think before he speaks.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (lX8VI)

124 Allegheny County, PA just the first mail drop.

Kamel down 7% from Biden's total.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (i7Q7S)

125 just a rumor but i hear that kamala has carried ontario and costa rica. looks hopeless

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (CWTWj)

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She's crushing it in Beijing, 99% to 1%.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (jfKqs)

126 think about it , about 4 billion people are watching this

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (V13WU)

127 Any news about 3, to let big corporations grow pot, but not individuals?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (8XYYe)

Lost.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (1YfKX)

128 an I get in on this?

AVENGE ME!
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (XInJa)

No. You died fair and square.
Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (7kSOl)

what about me?
-Harambe

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (MGB5H)

129 Here are some 2020/2024 county comparisons for heavy hitter VA counties
(Voting is still ongoing.)
The pairs are D/R.
....................2020.................. 2024
Loudon ......61.5/36.5 ..........56.7/40.4
Fairfax....... 69.9/ 28.0 .........68.7/29.9
Prince Wm .62.6/35.6 .........61.5/35.3
VA Beach ...51.6/46.2 .........44.1/54.2
Chesterfield 52.4/45.8 ........49.3/38.7

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (3wi/L)

130 113 VA is shifting HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne

And good?

Posted by: HL Mencken, hawking one up at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

131 What's insane is that Florida WAS a swing state just a few years ago. Ron Desantis won by a hair when first elected.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (CwhoI)
++++
It's amazing what just a little bit of election integrity can do.

I would not be surprised if Florida wasn't actually a swing state for a couple of decades prior to 2016.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (HnUIn)

132 VA will still have 200K-250K votes in Connolly's district, so don't get too optimistic on the shrink yet...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (exHjb)

133 I know the 2020 cheat has a lot of people blackpilled this time around. But in 2020, under Romney's cousin, we were standing around with our thumbs up our nethers while they pulled it off. This time, we have tons of people paying attention. Over 200,000 watchers. 500 lawyers per swing state. The head of the counter-cheat effort in AZ is Harmeet effing Dillon. It's not the same.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (hmKaK)

134 I was going to vote for KAMALA!, but when Bette Midler said she'd drink Drano if Trump won...well, I changed my vote to Trump. I can't stand that bitch.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

135 I blame Doof for Maryland!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (MGB5H)

Disco just isn't as popular as it used to be.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

I denounce myself

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (RFPHU)

136 Please remember everyone that voting patterns are very different between Dems and Reps, and you can't just assume that early results are representative of all results in a state. If a state drops its mail in ballots first, for example, the numbers will look bad for Trump. What matters is the relative position of each type of vote and each county relative to 2020. Based on both Georgia and Virginia, those are positive. No need to freak out about Ohio and NC.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (ZZhoL)

137 Any bets on DC? My bet is 97.5% Kamala.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (HnUIn)

138 10 I'd urge everyone to stay calm until more votes come in.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (uCjyK)

Stay calm and keep posting.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (QGaXH)

139 Daily Mail reporting disruption at polling site by protestors.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (RUMEY)

140 re 112: clearly black men do not understand that obama speaks truth. and pudding

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (CWTWj)

141 If the media is blamed misogamy, racism, and abortion for their poor showing, instead of the FREAKING ISSUES, we've got this in the bag.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (vJiyU)

142 Insider internet baseball - Bongino and Crowder flexing on each other.

Crowder says hey you have such and such company as a sponsor, we just signed them today!

Bongino says oh cool here's the CEO of that company here in my audience! Say hi!

Bongino is clearly the silverback in the end of ConInc.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (QfvaV)

143 I dunno. Some of this suburban vote isn’t boding well for Trump in some states. How the hell dis his margin on the economy shrink that much. This shouldn’t even be close and these suburban voters are pushing the whole Trump is a threat to democracy lie. Where the hell have these people been for four years?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (hzUuR)

144 VA is shifting HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne

Paddle shifting or standard stick shift?

Automatic?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

145 I voted after work today and Indiana added print outs to their electronic voting machine es so you can verify your vote on paper. Very happy about this addition

Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (E8uQJ)

146 Florida will finish counting all votes within the next 40 minutes. How do the various Democrat-controlled counties in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania justify not finishing counting for days or even weeks?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:05 PM

--

I'm hoping any van driver backing into a library/school loading dock tonight looks in his side-view mirror to see a Trump lawyer holding up a signed court order, and a sheriff's deputy fondling his Glock.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (wzAuc)

147 Should we be worried that Ted Cruz is trailing in his race right now?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (B9Prs)

148 In PA

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (RUMEY)

149 "Trump overperforms his final 2020 margin by 3 points in the Fulton County [GA] early vote"

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (i7Q7S)

150 VA is shifting HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne

And good?
Posted by: HL Mencken, hawking one up at November 05, 2024 08:17 PM (gKWVE)

Good enough to make it close.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (MGB5H)

151 Imma need two Scoops over here!!!

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (YrUlT)

152 NYT has GA DJT 55-43

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

153 Loudoun County is the biggest shocker of the night for me so far.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

154 While driving to the store today I saw five pygmy hippos fly past me. A harbinger of victory!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (hovnC)

155 Harris is def underperforming in many areas

Where da white wimmen at?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (M7vhK)

156 For years I assumed Harris was mixed-race black/white. I had no idea she had Indian and Jamaican heritage. And she was my DA in both S.F. and CA.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

157 i bet putin is not happy.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (CWTWj)

158 If Trump hadn't brought up Kamala's race I bet he could have won a majority of black men. He doesn't think before he speaks.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (lX8VI)

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I can't believe he wasn't smart enough to call black men "garbage" -- what an idiot!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (jfKqs)

159 Watching Live Now Fox on Tubi. They just used the term "blue mirage" for Pennsylvania. Gag.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (QAK8m)

160 Allegheny County, PA just the first mail drop.

Kamel down 7% from Biden's total.
Posted by: Jay in PA
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Let's go Yinzers!

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (41CYW)

161 Any bets on DC? My bet is 97.5% Kamala.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You run a casino, right?

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (vJiyU)

162 Fuck this car is fast

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (/ndYH)

Can you build me a hotrod?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (i24o9)

163 "McDuffie County, GA, is 40% Black

In 2020, Trump won the EV+VBM there by 19.7% and the county overall by 19.1%.

This year, the margin for Trump is 34.5%--just for the early voting and mail ballots"

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (i7Q7S)

164 Here are some 2020/2024 county comparisons for heavy hitter VA counties
(Voting is still ongoing.)
The pairs are D/R.
....................2020.................. 2024
Fairfax....... 69.9/ 28.0 .........68.7/29.9

*sighs*
What a difference from the Fairfax Co. in which I grew up.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (xCA6C)

165 The across the board vote from 2020 is down. You have to factor that in also. Context matters.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (hzUuR)

166 It always looks good for Republicans early in the evening.
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There is truth in humour.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (hovnC)

167 LOUDOUN COUNTY 9 POINT SWING RIGHT

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (i7Q7S)

168 Krull update: Ersatz Obi-wan mentions a terrible adversary. "She will not kill me. I know her name." That is a Ursula K Le Guin type line.

The film has some quiet travelling, and James Horner is at it again.

I'm gonna end up liking this cheesefest at this rate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (lhenN)

169 NYT has activated their needles!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (k1Qly)

170 ... and Beetlebaum is coming up on the outside . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (Aqu9a)

171 Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!

Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (YwdCz)

172 Where da white wimmen at?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (M7vhK)

=====

Well, I'm right here, and didn't vote for that scrunt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (xOnCy)

173 What the heck is going on with Ohio.

Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (PZUIu)

174 165 The across the board vote from 2020 is down. You have to factor that in also. Context matters.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:19 PM (hzUuR)

You know a lot of those ballots were fake, right?

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (hmKaK)

175 While driving to the store today I saw five pygmy hippos fly past me. A harbinger of victory!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (hovnC)

--------------

They were fleeing the Haitians.

They're eating the hogs, they're eating the hippos ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (jfKqs)

176 Trump by 13 points in Fla seems like something.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (PM7HD)

177 AVENGE ME!
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at November 05, 2024 08:12 PM (XInJa)

No. You died fair and square.
Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 08:15 PM (7kSOl)

what about me?
-Harambe
Posted by: BruceWayne

Dicks out for Harambe!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (0ZV5S)

178 Florida was an early call 2 years ago, when DeSantis cranked out results. And the rest of the red wave crested on Trump’s shitty endorsements.

Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (82PRi)

179 Even better news from Florida: Amendment 4 which would have enshrined abortion rights into the FL state constitution has failed.
Posted by: alexthechick

Any news about 3, to let big corporations grow pot, but not individuals?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus

3 is the one I really want to fail.
I like to garden.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (/lPRQ)

180 DDHQ show Cruz ahead, not trailing.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (z/ifB)

181 re 146: from your mouth to lara trump's ears. ronna mcromney daniels she ain't

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (CWTWj)

182 What the heck is going on with Ohio.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (PZUIu)

THey always get a front Dem up, no worries in Ohio

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (MGB5H)

183 15 NYT is still calling Florida a swing state.
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I'd say more jazz-salsa but there are alot of old people there I guess.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC)

184 Any news about 3, to let big corporations grow pot, but not individuals?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (8XYYe)

Lost.
Posted by: alexthechick

Surprising. I voted yes on 3, but also fully aware that it was just a bone thrown to corporations. Haven't done weed for almost a decade myself.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (8XYYe)

185 I denounce myself
Posted by: Doof

Nay, just shift some more of your leisure time from pickle ball to disco. You'll get it next time.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

186 What if Florida was never actually a swing state?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (MGB5H)

Other than The Villages, you mean?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (hKWgn)

187 NBC Exit Polls Pennsylvania independent voters:

Trump 50% (+6)
Harris 44%

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (i7Q7S)

188 “ Even better news from Florida: Amendment 4 which would have enshrined abortion rights into the FL state constitution has failed.
Posted by: alexthechick”

Why the f did Fox just say it passed?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (hzUuR)

189 I dunno. Some of this suburban vote isn’t boding well for Trump in some states. How the hell dis his margin on the economy shrink that much. This shouldn’t even be close and these suburban voters are pushing the whole Trump is a threat to democracy lie. Where the hell have these people been for four years?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (hzUuR)
++++
Suburban white women, especially single ones, *hate* Trump and have real influence in their social groups.

It isn't on the economy, it's on feelings. The reasons are plugged in later.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (HnUIn)

190 182 What the heck is going on with Ohio.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (PZUIu)

THey always get a front Dem up, no worries in Ohio
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (MGB5H

My tits are calmed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (RUMEY)

191 Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (YwdCz)

I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (1YfKX)

192 Just saw an update "NC expected to have more "provisional ballots" than in 2020". No source, just CNN blurb.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (2cS/G)

193 147. Ted Cruz always trails in his race early.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (g3LNR)

194 The needle is back at the NY Times. They are predicting 275 for Trump.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (79pEw)

195 "If Trump hadn't brought up Kamala's race I bet he could have won a majority of black men. He doesn't think before he speaks." Posted by: ... at

Or maybe "black men" are not that stupid, and they also do not think Kamala is black, certainly not American Black.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (Cus5s)

196 156 For years I assumed Harris was mixed-race black/white. I had no idea she had Indian and Jamaican heritage. And she was my DA in both S.F. and CA.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

I thought the same thing. I had no idea she was Indian.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (2g+I3)

197 Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (YwdCz)

I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (1YfKX)

Yum.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (i24o9)

198 Any bets on DC? My bet is 97.5% Kamala.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think I'll take the over on that bet.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (z/ifB)

199 You know a lot of those ballots were fake, right?
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (hmKaK)

So?

Posted by: The Dem pollworkers who were counting at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (QfvaV)

200 If (when) Trump wins, somebody should do a parody of the "nobody will know how you voted" ad: The henpecked husband assuring his AWFL Karen wife that he's voting blue, then going into the voting booth and voting for Trump.

Posted by: Toad-0 at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (cct0t)

201 We are watching the new M Night movie on dvd (Trap)

First half was ok but now it's kinda dumb

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (0JWOm)

202 NBC exits say Trump is winning PA Ind by 7 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (5p7BC)

203 173 What the heck is going on with Ohio.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (PZUIu)

They hate DeWine? Or they don't?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (exHjb)

204 The needle is back at the NY Times. They are predicting 275 for Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (79pEw)

That's not going to win Dave in Fla any booze........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Why the f did Fox just say it passed?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (hzUuR)

Because they're cocksuckers?

Seriously I haven't watched that POS channel since probably 2009 and I only ever watched it because of brit wife who slices like a hammer

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (lX8VI)

206 LOUDOUN COUNTY 9 POINT SWING RIGHT

Wait, so people don't like it when their daughters get raped in school?

Posted by: who knew at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (gKWVE)

207 Florida will finish counting all votes within the next 40 minutes. How do the various Democrat-controlled counties in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania justify not finishing counting for days or even weeks?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:05 PM

Here in Texas with a population of 30 million people with over 18 million registered voters we can count the vote and have it out within a couple of hours after the polls close.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (QNSds)

208 NBC Exit Polls Pennsylvania independent voters:

Trump 50% (+6)
Harris 44%
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (i7Q7S)

exit polls suck, buuuutttt... looks good

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (V13WU)

209 It's amazing what just a little bit of election integrity can do.

************

Fucking California would be in play if we had some

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (M7vhK)

210 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (1YfKX)

Get your ass to Mars!

Posted by: The Dem pollworkers who were counting at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (QfvaV)

211 AMENDMENT 4 - ABORTION - FAILS IN FLORIDA

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (i7Q7S)

212 GA edging closer to official "Lean Trump" status on the NYT needle.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (k1Qly)

213 Reuters has SC for Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (i24o9)

214 Off sock

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (QfvaV)

215 02 NBC exits say Trump is winning PA Ind by 7 points.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (5p7BC

Damn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (RUMEY)

216 The needle is back at the NY Times. They are predicting 275 for Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (79pEw)

Please tell me that's without PA. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)

217 Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope.

yah, we are mobilizing, hang on Commielah.

Posted by: Non-citizens and dead people at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (D5l7Y)

218 Voters are negative on the economy but vote for that cackling idiot?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (WdMlw)

219 Posted by: alexthechick

Evening Empress. Glad you are here.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (0ZV5S)

220 152 NYT has GA DJT 55-43
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM

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Is that solely today's voting?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (wzAuc)

221 Breaking: Due to 2nd amendment activity, several fiery but mostly peaceful protesters FAFO'd.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (NMT5x)

222 The car is a bit noisy

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (fT1il)

223 It's those pesky fascists again.

Get offa my lawn, you pesky fascists!

Posted by: Tom Perry at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (MX0bI)

224 OH NO WHAT HAPPENED IN KANSAS?

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Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (MGB5H)

225 194 The needle is back at the NY Times. They are predicting 275 for Trump.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (79pEw)

I loved watching that widget change in 2016.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (2g+I3)

226 Here, I'll toss this in here just to cause chaos.

This guy says Trump will get 312.

(no clue about how accurate this is, just shitposting)

https://x.com/jhkersting/status/1853968204822872508

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (1YfKX)

227 58 Is Trump going to lose Ohio?

I'm going to go way out on a limb and say 'no'.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (Ab/3c)

228 >Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!

We've got some pudding mixed-metaphor confusion right now.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (lhenN)

229 I'm so nervous I've brushed my teeth twice now.

Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (oaGWv)

230 Even better news from Florida: Amendment 4 which would have enshrined abortion rights into the FL state constitution has failed.
Posted by: alexthechick”

Why the f did Fox just say it passed?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (hzUuR)

Ford fucked it up. but he did correct himself.

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (nsSpm)

231 196 156 For years I assumed Harris was mixed-race black/white. I had no idea she had Indian and Jamaican heritage. And she was my DA in both S.F. and CA.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 08:18 PM (KAi1n)

I thought the same thing. I had no idea she was Indian.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (2g+I3)
______________

She's more Indian (50%) than anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

232 That's unreal, Trump pulls off a double digit win in Florida over harris. I think you have to go back to Reagan to see those kinds of numbers in Florida.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (QNSds)

233 153
'Loudoun County is the biggest shocker of the night for me so far.'

About a 4% shift our way

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (3wi/L)

234 167 LOUDOUN COUNTY 9 POINT SWING RIGHT

Can thank the trannies for that.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (9CTr8)

235 I want it all. The gloomy faces on CNN and MSNBC. The camera panning over the Dem women and femboys, capturing their tears. The hysteria headlines. Anyone remember Slate's "How Will I Explain Trump's Victory To My Poor, Innocent Children?" I want to party like it's 2016.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (hmKaK)

236 25 [From DU:] "Fuck russia and china because they are helping tRump"

What Would Eric Swalwell Do?

Posted by: Non-citizens and dead people at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (D5l7Y)

237 Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope.

**********************

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

Posted by: Water Pipes Ready to Explode at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (M7vhK)

238 My hope was for a landslide that couldn't be cheated.

Instead, we're setting up for a race close enough to be cheated, which means it comes down to the lawyers.

Great. Now I have to pray for lawyers. Less than sixty days till 2024 ends, and I have to kill my New Years Resolution

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (wGun1)

239 Some guy tried to self immolate in the Capitol today because Gaza.

He was going to set himself on fire but he got high.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (QfvaV)

240 So many democrat wins :-(

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (WdMlw)

241 Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (YwdCz)

I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (1YfKX)
++++
Okay, who promised concession sack?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (HnUIn)

242 The margin in Florida is now..

*** 13 points ***

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (5p7BC)

243 18 Ohio and NC are scaring me too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (RUMEY)

I can see big-city Ohio getting Harris over the top, but current numbers are crazy. No way rural Ohio is voting for her.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (OX9vb)

244 Should I start the zr1?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (fT1il)

245 Please tell me that's without PA. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (lX8VI)
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I can't get any details because I don't have a subscription but the needle just went to 277 for Trump.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (79pEw)

246 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.

Posted by: alexthechick

Victory Toast times 3?

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (vJiyU)

247 232 That's unreal, Trump pulls off a double digit win in Florida over harris. I think you have to go back to Reagan to see those kinds of numbers in Florida.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (QNSds)

Rs moved there with Covid Biden rules...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (exHjb)

248 Harris underperforming in certain areas.

She performed just fine for me - Willie Brown with a nod and smile

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (aRslG)

249 Fucking Britt Hume was implying that Trump will lose because of J6. I was like wtf. Then someone must have whispered in his ear because he goes and tries to do a 180. Fox is really unwatchable. I had to turn it off. One of the guys said he was gonna throat punch the screen of it came on again.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (hzUuR)

250 I'm so nervous I've brushed my teeth twice now.
Posted by: Tuna
------

Electric, or manual?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

251 64 The Ho is leading in NC….when the celestial water pipe broke several weeks ago in red western NC the Dems got one YUGE assist.

11% reporting. So, you know..

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (Ab/3c)

252 @212: "GA edging closer to official "Lean Trump" status on the NYT needle."

Just tipped over. NC beginning to trend the same way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (k1Qly)

253 Dem vote usually front loaded in OH

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (dR6yv)

254 I just cracked a PA beer. Troegenator Double bock, which has become my favorite.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (1bNHn)

255 I was only going to have a drink for each swing state win. But, if the NYT's is going to call Florida a swing state, well just this once I'm forced to agree with them.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (dIske)

256 Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope.

Late surges? Sounds like she's gagging on something...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

257 TBH Ill be too relieved to gloat over those fucking lefties melting down and losing their minds

And depressed that even ONE person voted for that cackling commie penis slurper, let alone millions

the fuck is wrong with us

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (M7vhK)

258 The car is a bit noisy
Posted by: Jesus

You know what to do.

Posted by: Carrie Underwood at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

259 123 If Trump hadn't brought up Kamala's race I bet he could have won a majority of black men.

I bet it didn't shift them that much.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (3wi/L)

260 189. The past few weeks, Harris turned Trumps tariff policy into “Trumps National Sales Tax”. The ads here in Michigan , played continuously everywhere were that every item you buy will be taxed including food and over the counter drugs. It was maddening. Additionally I have female friends who are horrified at the thought of RFK “ in charge of women’s and children’s health “

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (g3LNR)

261 Here in Texas with a population of 30 million people with over 18 million registered voters we can count the vote and have it out within a couple of hours after the polls close.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (QNSds)

Well, except for Harris County (Houston). *spits*

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (Aqu9a)

262 172...Well, I'm right here, and didn't vote for that scrunt.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (xOnCy)

[fistbump]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (Rbu5d)

263 Blue lead in Va halved.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (PM7HD)

264

I loved watching that widget change in 2016.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (2g+I3)

That was so much fun.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (1YfKX)

265 About a 4% shift our way
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No 9 point shift.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (5p7BC)

266 248 Harris underperforming in certain areas.

She performed just fine for me - Willie Brown with a nod and smile
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (aRslG)
______
She should have hired Monica Lewinski as a coach.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (1bNHn)

267
Props to Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison for his/her tireless work!

You rawk, man/woman.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (T3es0)

268 235 I want it all. The gloomy faces on CNN and MSNBC. The camera panning over the Dem women and femboys, capturing their tears. The hysteria headlines. Anyone remember Slate's "How Will I Explain Trump's Victory To My Poor, Innocent Children?" I want to party like it's 2016.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (hmKaK)

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (D5l7Y)

269 The margin in Florida is now..

*** 13 points ***

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (5p7BC)

How'd your prediction fare?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (i24o9)

270 250 I'm so nervous I've brushed my teeth twice now.
Posted by: Tuna
------

Electric, or manual?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

Regular teeth

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

271 Here, I'll toss this in here just to cause chaos.

This guy says Trump will get 312.

(no clue about how accurate this is, just shitposting)

https://x.com/jhkersting/status/1853968204822872508
Posted by: alexthechick
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No chaos here, 312 has been my number for 3 weeks or so. Good to see you posting, AtC.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (41CYW)

272 Decision Desk thinks Trump now has a 69% chance of winning the whole ball of wax.

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Nice.

Posted by: Guy who says "nice" whenever someone says 69 at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (bpE0q)

273 Bergen County NJ, Trump leads in the big Jewish community.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (RUMEY)

274 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
Posted by: Water Pipes Ready to Explode at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (M7vhK)

you sound like kerstin bell trying to sell a car to carvana...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (nsSpm)

275 169 NYT has activated their needles!
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Freaking scabs at work!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

276 They probably could have called Oklahoma for Trump a week or so ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (Ad8y9)

277 241 Come on voters, I want to wake up to Victory Tits, not Concession Sack!
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (YwdCz)

I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM (1YfKX)
++++
Okay, who promised concession sack?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:25 PM (HnUIn)

The Naked Guy On The Ottoman.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (zS3y8)

278 Abortion and weed failed in Florida

My parents are now gonna be even more mad at me because they wanted to move there but I didnt wanna

now its basically MAGA California

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (M7vhK)

279 I want it all. The gloomy faces on CNN and MSNBC. The camera panning over the Dem women and femboys, capturing their tears. The hysteria headlines. Anyone remember Slate's "How Will I Explain Trump's Victory To My Poor, Innocent Children?" I want to party like it's 2016.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (hmKaK)

I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (D5l7Y)

-----------------

Make Trigglypuff Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (jfKqs)

280 Georgia 50% reporting.
Trump - 55.4%
Harris - 44.0%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (6ydKt)

281 This busty redhead doesn't want anything to do with "concession sack:"
http://tiny.cc/kqttzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (HnUIn)

282 I just cracked a PA beer. Troegenator Double bock, which has become my favorite.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (1bNHn)

Just had the first sip of bourbon. LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (i24o9)

283 Fox says Kamala wins on the economy?? Are you sh —me?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (WdMlw)

284 The Naked Guy On The Ottoman.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (zS3y

If it means a victory I'll take it

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (IyPmt)

285 I just cracked a PA beer. Troegenator Double bock, which has become my favorite.

Nice! Troeg's is brewed about a mile from my house.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (QyT5w)

286 it is fucking terror when i start her. Should I do it?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (fT1il)

287 263 Blue lead in Va halved.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (PM7HD)

We are at 8:30pm and VA is not called...good vibes can start to slowly build each hour...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (exHjb)

288 Go TRUMP!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (elaR+)

289 To me, the craziest thing I heard from Democrats, and they've said some wild stuff, was, "FL in play."

I knew that wasn't even remotely possible even for Joe, let alone Kamala, back in February.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (tT6L1)

290 I denounce myself
Posted by: Doof

Nay, just shift some more of your leisure time from pickle ball to disco. You'll get it next time.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:20 PM (ftFVW)

Or maybe I'll finally vote with my feet and get out of the formerly great state of MD

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (RFPHU)

291 Rate we now losing Ohio???

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (WdMlw)

292 Decision Desk thinks Trump now has a 69% chance of winning the whole ball of wax.

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Nice.

Posted by: Guy who says "nice" whenever someone says 69 at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM

Trump is climbing, he is at 71% now. This stuff is all over the place and we need to wait for more of the votes to come in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (QNSds)

293 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)

294 I cast my vote last night for the first time in four years. Ah, that old familiar feeling of being anxious but optimistic...

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (YrTFn)

295
Regular teeth
Posted by: jim
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Some of mine are still regular.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (XeU6L)

296 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.

Posted by: alexthechick

there is a god,

and they are glorious...

i'm confident we get a third look now...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (nsSpm)

297 CNN has Ohio turning red just now as more votes coming in.

I'd feel a lot better if PA looked stronger.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (B9Prs)

298 Props to Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison for his/her tireless work!

You rawk, man/woman.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (T3es0)
++++
+1!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (HnUIn)

299 Fox says Kamala wins on the economy?? Are you sh —me?
Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (WdMlw)

Fox is a psy op against long time conservatives and soft conservatives. Stop watching it.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (lX8VI)

300 Dammit, I want my pot. Oh wait, I can buy the Devil's Lettuce from a store 10 minutes away. No I don't need a "medical" license though there are plenty of those dispensaries around too. Florida Man doesn't understand Florida pot laws.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (V362x)

301 Fox is insufferable.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (2AW7/)

302 VA is shifting HARD
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM

And Loudon is getting laaaaarger!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (Wnv9h)

303 I watch Fox Business and I wish the coverage kept Bartiromo, Payne , Ludlow and the Kevin oleary on full time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (aRslG)

304 Fox is beyond parody now...lolgf

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (/6GbT)

305 278 Abortion and weed failed in Florida

My parents are now gonna be even more mad at me because they wanted to move there but I didnt wanna

now its basically MAGA California

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (M7vhK)

Kali is lost. All ballots are mailed. If you're on DMV you get registered by default. Even here in Sandy Eggo, voter registration is at over 100%.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

306 way too many damn blackpills here. Any chance you all could wait for the finals before you depress the hell out of the rest of us?

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (89Sog)

307
Yep, picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (w6EFb)

308 Trump might carry Hillsborough County (Tampa). I know FL has been called, but whoa.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (q6dqN)

309 I stopped listening to Brit Hume about 15 years ago. When I was a teenager...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU)

310 They probably could have called Oklahoma for Trump a week or so ago.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (Ad8y9)

----------------

Don't give Bret Baier and FoxNews any ideas for calling Arizona early!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (jfKqs)

311 If Putin delivers Georgia for Trump, can we finally stop villainizing the guy?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (mW6aM)

312 You know what to do.
Posted by: Carrie Underwood at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

rub cocoa butter on your thighs?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (Ad8y9)

313 This f’ing idiot says he’s gonna take me for pizza in Katy when Trump wins. I was like. “Is that punishment?”

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (hzUuR)

314 191

'I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.'

Have we seen them in their natural state?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (3wi/L)

315 301 Fox is insufferable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (2AW7

Have they called Arizona yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (RUMEY)

316 283 Fox says Kamala wins on the economy?? Are you sh —me?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (WdMlw)

Hookers and blow (the other kind)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

317 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)

About tonight? Absolutely 100% not. Check back in 3 hours.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (lX8VI)

318 Any decent YouTube source for results tracking? I'd rather not watch one of the big OTA networks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (HnUIn)

319 NY Times needle now at 278 for Trump! Would love it to keep going up like in 2016, when ace was sure it was broken.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (79pEw)

320 290
Or maybe I'll finally vote with my feet and get out of the formerly great state of MD
Posted by: Doof at November

Yes, MD is awful. Sorry. I wish my sister and brother would leave.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

321 /no_eeyore
FL wins really aren't moving me one way or the other
/no_eeyore

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (IG4Id)

322 NC looks really close.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (B9Prs)

323 293 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)

C'mon Piper, do you want Victory Tits or not?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (KbCG3)

324 Pittsburgh mail in votes have been announced. 20 point shift to Trump over 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (5p7BC)

325 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.
===
If Trump wins we by golly deserve VIDEO....

SPEAKING OF TWO SCOOPS

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (YrUlT)

326 Vagina just turned.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (PM7HD)

327 The car is a bit noisy
Posted by: Jesus

You know what to do.
Posted by: Carrie Underwood

Not pull off his flip flop and go to town!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (0ZV5S)

328 Tucker's livestream sucks. He's just interviewing people.

Timcast is at least reporting on the data.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (RUMEY)

329 http://tiny.cc/kqttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (HnUIn)

Red and black is my favorite color combination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

330 For the Horde's consideration.

Y'allternative girl.

https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/1853906328659296314

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (1YfKX)

331 Fox says Kamala wins on the economy?? Are you sh —me?
Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (WdMlw)
++++
There's only *one* way I can think of this happening, if it's true: rationalization. "She isn't Biden, so I can ignore his failure and still vote for a non-garbage person and claim the economy for my tribal loyalty."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (HnUIn)

332 "Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope."

Not how someone confident of winning talks.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (i0F8b)

333 Just had the first sip of bourbon. LFG!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (i24o9)

OK I'll join you! Should I start with low proof (by my standards, that is) - or go straight to the 125+ stuff?

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RFPHU)

334 >>> While driving to the store today I saw five pygmy hippos fly past me. A harbinger of victory!!!

Moo Deng has competition for cuteness; a new baby pygymy hippo at the Edinburgh Zoo named Haggis.

Moo Deng means spicy pork; I approve naming these pygmy hippo babies after meats.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (QAK8m)

335 I don't think a single person was counting on a 14 point blowout for Trump in Florida, I know I wasn't. I knew he was going to win the state but I figured he would win by 4-5 points.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (QNSds)

336 NY Times needle now at 278 for Trump! Would love it to keep going up like in 2016, when ace was sure it was broken.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (79pEw)

I hope ace and the cobs are collecting msm meltdown videos ...for things to come....

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (V13WU)

337 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM

Truly our Empress is benevolent-ish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (Wnv9h)

338 Okay, who promised concession sack?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I don't remember who promised it, but I guarantee I can deliver, if called upon.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (JxaW4)

339 Needle for Trump now at 53% in PA

Nevada leaning Rep

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RUMEY)

340 it is fucking terror when i start her. Should I do it?
Posted by: Jesus

Yes, you should start it and drive it off a short pier into the ocean.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (hB7mE)

341 LATE SURGES FOR KAMALA RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (aD39U)

342 C'mon Piper, do you want Victory Tits or not?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (KbCG3)

I may need to make some pudding.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (w6EFb)

343 C'mon Piper, do you want Victory Tits or not?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I am not super excited about that. But victory laps are perfect!

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (pZEOD)

344 Pittsburgh mail in votes have been announced. 20 point shift to Trump over 2020.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
--------------------
As the drunk guy at the bar says.... BOOOOOOM!

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (41CYW)

345 starting her. the cops shall come

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (fT1il)

346 That was are above text correct went wild

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (nrfI8)

347 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?
Posted by: Piper

About tonight? Absolutely 100% not. Check back in 3 hours.
Posted by: ...

Are we there yet?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (0ZV5S)

348 Doof ... I consider Maryland my home state. Grew up in Baltimore, lived 20 years in Montgomery County.

I will never go back. Not once have a regretted leaving.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (5p7BC)

349 RE: #139

@HustleBitch_ 30m
🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

350 195
'Or maybe "black men" are not that stupid'

Every single black Trump voter I've seen interviewed says their issue is the economy or immigration.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (3wi/L)

351 I have promised VT3 if Trump wins.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:21 PM

Highbeams?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (aD39U)

352 "Is it safe to start to be optimistic?
Posted by: Piper"

We need to get past 2 AM.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

353 297. Cambria county was given two additional hours to vote because of voting machine crashing earlier today.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (g3LNR)

354 I am not super excited about that. But victory laps are perfect!
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (pZEOD)

I'm with you but Victory walks.. Sciatica

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (IyPmt)

355 Bongino put Savanna Hernandez in the "Leg Chair." I mean its not officially the Leg Chair, but functionally, it is.

Smart move.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (QfvaV)

356 Trump up ten pts in GA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (RUMEY)

357 Trump is climbing, he is at 71% now. This stuff is all over the place and we need to wait for more of the votes to come in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (QNSds)

is that on twitter? Cant find a link.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (uCjyK)

358 Virginia 39% reporting.
Harris - 49.8%
Trump - 48.4%

Hope this trend holds.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

359 322 NC looks really close.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (B9Prs)
_______
It will be close, but we will win.

Unfortunately, not enough to get Robinson. Those ^&*(ing racists.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (1bNHn)

360 For years I assumed Harris was mixed-race black/white.

I had assumed she was a Mexican mix since she looks just like a friend of mine.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (uVcOS)

361 Kelly Ann looks great once she got rid of her dead weight husband.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (EmT/E)

362 This busty redhead doesn't want anything to do with "concession sack:"
http://tiny.cc/kqttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Triumphant Testicles is what she needs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (/lPRQ)

363 Have they called Arizona yet?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes. Harris has won it again, and is well on her way to being reelected president!

Posted by: FoxNews at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (JxaW4)

364 332 "Meanwhile, Kamala is arguing that "late surges" in Georgia and North Carolina give her reason to hope."
Not how someone confident of winning talks.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (i0F8b)

It is if you know the surge is your cheat.

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (j4U/Z)

365 Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (1YfKX)

Cute but I'd have to be in the right mood.

This is more my bag:

https://is.gd/WIsfdq

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (lX8VI)

366 Or maybe I'll finally vote with my feet and get out of the formerly great state of MD
Posted by: Doof

Do it!

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (ftFVW)

367 For the Horde's consideration.

Y'allternative girl.

https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/1853906328659296314
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM

Facial piercings. Negative, Ghostrider.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (Wnv9h)

368 Charlie Kirk's livestream is the best right now, imo.

They're doing real time analysis/commentary, and occasionally playing clips from the networks as is relevant.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (wGun1)

369 For the Horde's consideration.

Y'allternative girl.

https://x.com/klara_sjo/status/1853906328659296314
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (1YfKX)

I think i dated her mom in high school...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (nsSpm)

370 CNN map had NC as blue.

Fuckers just can't help themselves.

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (7kKPC)

371 Are we there yet?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

*Back car out of driveway*

We're almost halfway there.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (hB7mE)

372 🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result

Those damn Amish!

Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (/y8xj)

373 Trump took Dade and Broward counties in FL (Miami and Ft. Lauderdale), that's impressive.

Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (VR4cY)

374 343 C'mon Piper, do you want Victory Tits or not?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I am not super excited about that. But victory laps are perfect!
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (pZEOD)

Potato potato

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (KbCG3)

375
@HustleBitch_ 30m
🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

This seems......insurrectiony.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

376 OK I'll join you! Should I start with low proof (by my standards, that is) - or go straight to the 125+ stuff?

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RFPHU) \

I'm just doing Wild Turkey, nothing special. Going to put on some Rush and enjoy the evening.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (i24o9)

377 Hate to admit it but Ohio could possibly be an interesting factor. The state becomes more purple every year and we've got a pipsqueak RINO governor who fosters that. Guess we shall see.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (mH6SG)

378 229 I'm so nervous I've brushed my teeth twice now.
Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2024 08:24 PM (oaGWv)

Ha! I didn't know compulsive teeth-brushing was a thing with anyone else but me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (OX9vb)

379
If I recall, NYT was predicting a Trump win in 2020 right up until they "stopped counting ballots" in several states.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (eHa1L)

380 t is fucking terror when i start her. Should I do it?
Posted by: Jesus

Yes, you should start it and drive it off a short pier into the ocean.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Keep an eye out for Bono, first. He will show you a good time.

Posted by: Rex B at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (Qs9lt)

381 Figuring Bret Baier has been rehearsing calling Arizona for Harris.
Wonder if Baier will wait till the polls close in AZ to call it for Harris?

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (7v/El)

382 This continues and FAA will need a no fly zone overhead... turgid status

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (/6GbT)

383 Yes, MD is awful. Sorry. I wish my sister and brother would leave.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)

Sadly it's just a few pockets of shittiness that ruin the rest of this great place. Up where I am, it's lovely. But I know I need to leave. My heart is in the south.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (RFPHU)

384 Another great call by election "experts" who said a joke by a comedian at a Trump rally was going to cost him the Puerto Rican vote.

>>@CilComLFC
·
>>3m
BREAKING: Donald Trump has WON Florida’s Osceola County.

>>Osceola County has the biggest Puerto Rican population per capita anywhere in the US, and Biden BEAT Trump by 14 points in this county in 2020.

This is HUGE! 🔥🔥🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

385 This is more my bag:

https://is.gd/WIsfdq
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (lX8VI)

Anna Kendrick

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (MGB5H)

386 339 Needle for Trump now at 53% in PA

Nevada leaning Rep

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RUMEY)

Which site you lookin' at?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

387 I got this thing four years ago, called "Don't Watch Fox". I still love it and recommend it to all my friends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (CwhoI)

388 Cute but I'd have to be in the right mood.

This is more my bag:

https://is.gd/WIsfdq
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (lX8VI)

Also cromulent.

I should check the NC lieutenant governor race to see if we'll still have the hilarious D governor, R lieutenant governor split.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (1YfKX)

389 when you think of kamala you think of phlegm that you coughed up: spit or swallow?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (CWTWj)

390 Miami-Dade has officially voted Republican for the first time in 30 years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (5p7BC)

391 "I'd feel a lot better if PA looked stronger."

============

You don't have to pay attention for 2 more hours.

The middle of the state starts racking up the votes and it will be a red tsunami.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (i7Q7S)

392 I cast my vote last night for the first time in four years. Ah, that old familiar feeling of being anxious but optimistic...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (YrTFn)

Heya, PW! Long time, no see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (hKWgn)

393 Charlie Kirk's livestream is the best right now, imo.

They're doing real time analysis/commentary, and occasionally playing clips from the networks as is relevant.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (wGun1)
++++
Thanks

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (HnUIn)

394 North Carolina 14% reporting (so don't take too much from it)
Harris - 49.4%
Trump - 49.3%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (6ydKt)

395 Shine On, You Crazy Diamond.

David Gilmour, man. He tore the shit out of his Strat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (Ad8y9)

396 Headline at the New York Post:

"Georgetown U. provides ‘self-care suites’ for coddled students stressed about Election Day — complete with milk and cookies and coloring books"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (jfKqs)

397 I'm just doing Wild Turkey, nothing special. Going to put on some Rush and enjoy the evening.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (i24o9)

My long lost brother!!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (RFPHU)

398 Please Lord. Please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (RUMEY)

399 Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

Evacuated, my ass. We've been here before. Poll watchers should never leave.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (lX8VI)

400 358 Virginia 39% reporting.
Harris - 49.8%
Trump - 48.4%

Hope this trend holds.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (6ydKt)

Still no more than early vote in 11th district (and it might not even be all of it, since it's only 166K)...gonna need about a 100K margin to overcome that when it drops...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (exHjb)

401 Flipped on MSNBC and Nicole Wallace was babbling on about gender gap and bodily autonomy. A lot of psychiatric professionals are going to make a lot of money

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (aRslG)

402 Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (elO/o)

403 "Halperin says Trump is very confident he's won Georgia, North Carolina, and Wisconsin. That wins it all for him, assuming he takes Arizona "

======

You left out Iowa going to Harris!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (i7Q7S)

404 Jessica Tarlov is not very smart.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (EmT/E)

405 cars that do over 200 ... need maintenance. I have had her up to 195.

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (fT1il)

406 365 This is more my bag:
https://is.gd/WIsfdq
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (lX8VI)

She's only pretending to look good by hiding her elbows in the grass.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (hmKaK)

407 The fact that if Reagan/Mondale occurred today, Reagan would probably only get 300 electoral votes at best, doesn't portend well for our nation regardless of what happens.

We still have 35+ trillion debt and 2 trillion deficits to hot potato onto the next schmuck as well.

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (x17Ef)

408
As Katie Pavlich said, Florida will finish counting all votes within the next 40 minutes. How do the various Democrat-controlled counties in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania justify not finishing counting for days or even weeks?

Said it before. I'll say it again.

If your state cannot have all its cast ballots counted by 24 hours after your polls close, the Congress should bust your ass back to Territorial status. No readmission until your get your voting act corrected.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (xG4kz)

409 40% in VA in and Trump is up by like .01%

Still a lot to be counted, but it spells good news for getting an eventual win in NC.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (wGun1)

410 Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (elO/o)
++++
Allred? Ruthless man-hating crone divorce and sexual harassment lawyer Allred?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (HnUIn)

411 I cast my vote last night for the first time in four years. Ah, that old familiar feeling of being anxious but optimistic...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (YrTFn)

Dude! Hi! Good to see your nic. How have you been?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (Ad8y9)

412 403 "Halperin says Trump is very confident he's won Georgia, North Carolina, and Wisconsin. That wins it all for him, assuming he takes Arizona "

======

You left out Iowa going to Harris!
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (i7Q7S

Nervous laughter...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (RUMEY)

413 74% reporting in Fulton County. 2.6% shift towards Trump over 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (5p7BC)

414 Larry "Wear the damn mask!" Hogan defeated in The People's Republic of Maryland?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (dg+HA)

415 According to NBC exit polls, Donald Trump is doing 8% better with YOUNG VOTERS compared to 2020

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (i7Q7S)

416 Interestingly, 2nd district is also very slow...and that is currently an R seat...maybe chicken...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (exHjb)

417 Jessica Tarlov is not very smart.

In other news, water continues to be wet.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (EJ+3E)

418 I should check the NC lieutenant governor race to see if we'll still have the hilarious D governor, R lieutenant governor split.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (1YfKX)

can't be any worse than when the shitstain from charlotte managed to screw up...

luckily, i've blanked on his name since he sucked as mayor when i lived there...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (nsSpm)

419 Bongino should just keep the cameras on the two cuties.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (1bNHn)

420 "when you think of kamala you think of phlegm that you coughed up: spit or swallow?"

Is it for the camera or not?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (zSyrn)

421 409 40% in VA in and Trump is up by like .01%

Still a lot to be counted, but it spells good news for getting an eventual win in NC.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (wGun1)

Pretty sure I just saw him take the lead in Ohio.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (KbCG3)

422 @2 TRUMP HAS WON OKLAHOMA!

LOL

And this is why I was not upset about being unable to vote today. The entire state had my back.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (M6moH)

423 74% reporting in Fulton County. 2.6% shift towards Trump over 2020.

==

good, good

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (V13WU)

424 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?
Posted by: Piper

About tonight? Absolutely 100% not. Check back in 3 hours.
Posted by: ...

Are we there yet?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (0ZV5S)

425 some hijinkery in NJ

@JamesOKeefeIII
News outlets reporting they’re calling NJ for Harris.
In many townships throughout the southern Part of NJ, people are still waiting in line for FOUR HOURS…

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (/7KEl)

426 I have PTSD from 2020, remembering going to bed confident and happy and waking up to President-Elect Biden. Fully expecting another Democrat Mystery Miracle Surge. Is there even a "margin of fraud" anymore? They'll come up with eleventy-million lost ballots in Bumfuck, PA at 2:00am and tell us we're kooks for questioning it.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (5YmYl)

427 Halperin had good sources for the past month of this.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (q6dqN)

428 400 Still no more than early vote in 11th district (and it might not even be all of it, since it's only 166K)...gonna need about a 100K margin to overcome that when it drops...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (exHjb)

-- ---

Agreed, but I'm thinking more about national trends if Trump is keeping within 5% of Kamala in VA.

It's a good sign to me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (6ydKt)

429 Doof ... I consider Maryland my home state. Grew up in Baltimore, lived 20 years in Montgomery County.

I will never go back. Not once have a regretted leaving.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (5p7BC)

Yeah you get it. I just need to get my boys outta here with me. One is ready. The other will be soon.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (RFPHU)

430 I hope the rural PA counties are able to withhold their count until the fucker fraud counties submit theirs so they dont know how many ballots they have to fake

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (M7vhK)

431 We live in SW FL and I've gotten to know first gen and legals from Cuba, Haiti, the D.R., and Guatemala, all of whom I'm confident marked that little oval for Trump.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (ZtgZZ)

432 #392: Hey, AOP! Good to see you!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (YrTFn)

433 ++++
Allred? Ruthless man-hating crone divorce and sexual harassment lawyer Allred?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (HnUIn)

Former Baylor football player, men in women's sports, abortion and open border supporter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

434 Iowa closes in 23 minutes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (RUMEY)

435 Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (elO/o)

DDHQ has Cruz' chances at 98.7% still.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (z/ifB)

436 LOL

And this is why I was not upset about being unable to vote today. The entire state had my back.
Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (M6moH)
++++
Yeah, if you're gonna be unable to make it to the polls, that's a good place to be stuck.

I think they called OK for Trump nine or so months ago LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (HnUIn)

437 396 Headline at the New York Post:

"Georgetown U. provides ‘self-care suites’ for coddled students stressed about Election Day — complete with milk and cookies and coloring books"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (jfKqs)

and Goop candles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (ynpvh)

438 Trump up by 2 Ohio.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (PM7HD)

439 NC looks really close.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:30 PM (B9Prs)
_______
It will be close, but we will win.

Unfortunately, not enough to get Robinson. Those ^&*(ing racists.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (1bNHn

Bannon on Real America’s Voice is saying his friends in the know are now messaging him and saying they are becoming concerned about NC.

Posted by: Voter theater. at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (7v/El)

440 Fairfax County early vote is fully in - FAIRFAX COUNTY
Candidate
Percentage
Votes
Candidate
Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage65.44%
Votes182,553
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage32.12%
Votes89,614

Not quite 65-35, but not far off...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

441 For years I assumed Harris was mixed-race black/white.

I had assumed she was a Mexican mix since she looks just like a friend of mine.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM (uVcOS)

She looks eerily similar to my 100% Italian liberal ex-friend.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

442 368 Charlie Kirk's livestream is the best right now, imo.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 08:33 PM
***
Yes

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (IQ6Gq)

443 PA MAIL IN UPDATE

Harris: 71.4%
Trump: 28.6%

NOTE: this is almost entirely Allegheny County

For reference.: 2020 in Allegheny County

Biden: 80%
Trump: 20%

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (i7Q7S)

444 "Halperin says Trump is very confident he's won Georgia, North Carolina, and Wisconsin. That wins it all for him, assuming he takes Arizona "

I like him saying that, especially about WI.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (i0F8b)

445 OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP
I REPEAT
OKLAHOMA HAS GONE TRUMP
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Whew! Good thing we got out and voted today!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (2Iple)

446 Are we there yet?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (elO/o)

447 Cruz is ahead now, I hate that he always squeaks by but I guess hes so polarizing in Texas apparently

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (M7vhK)

448 Jessica Tarlov is not very smart.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (EmT/E)

she's best when she's quiet. she's cute as long as she doesn't speak.

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (nsSpm)

449 Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (elO/o)
++++
Allred? Ruthless man-hating crone divorce and sexual harassment lawyer Allred?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No. Colin Allred.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (0ZV5S)

450
Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (elO/o)

_________

I'd like to think that we've seen the high water mark for Allred. The big city vote is his but the rest of the state is Cruz. Might come down to the Valley.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (EsZUh)

451 Should be about 130-180K more Fairfax votes, tops...and they should be voting day, so maybe be a little more favorable to Trump...

Fairfax City (a small site) has nothing in...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (exHjb)

452 Delaware has not called for Kamala yet.

It is usually called at 7:01 PM

Unreal.

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (7kKPC)

453 My heart is in the south.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (RFPHU)

=====

You misspelled "bromance partner".

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (xOnCy)

454 when you think of kamala you think of phlegm that you coughed up: spit or swallow?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM

Hawk, tuah!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (Wnv9h)

455 Indiana is +18 for DJT.
Gov and senate repub.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (Rbu5d)

456 326
'Vagina just turned.'

We might just pick up Virginia.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (3wi/L)

457 I read that Gambino head (or something) is for Trump...If I was NYT, I'd wait with calling NJ for Harris. just saying..capisce??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

458 I hope the rural PA counties are able to withhold their count until the fucker fraud counties submit theirs so they dont know how many ballots they have to fake
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (M7vhK)
++++
Counts should come in simultaneously. This is easy with modern technology.

Precinct sends message to SoS office: "ready to report"
Once all precincts are ready but no later than the deadline (and if you're not ready by the deadline, the elections commission goes to prison), SoS sends message to precinct: "report results"

Then send 'em all at once.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (HnUIn)

459 North Carolina with 21% reporting.
Trump - 52.2%
Harris - 46.6%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (6ydKt)

460 Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)

Evacuated, my ass. We've been here before. Poll watchers should never leave.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (lX8VI)

ALL should have beat the 'disruptors' to death.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (/lPRQ)

461 10 point gain in mail in in Bucks for Trump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (MGB5H)

462 Hemmer keeps trying to call Georgia for Kamala. He keeps pointing out that Virginia may be up for Trump now but there is 50% to call. I hate Fox!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (O1oUp)

463 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

I would have guessed Fairfax County would be 90-10. I used to live in Loudoun and worked in FFX.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (w6EFb)

464 I honestly have PTSD from 2012 and 2020. I’m getting that bad tingling in my extremities.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (xn33A)

465 No. Colin Allred.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (0ZV5S)
++++
Hopefully no relation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (HnUIn)

466 Crook County pushes Sickinois onto Harris' lap

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (gKWVE)

467
You misspelled "bromance partner".

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (xOnCy)

You jelly?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

468 AP called Delaware for Kamala

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (gKWVE)

469 "Red and black is my favorite color combination."

-----

Y'know who else liked red and black?

The NAZIS!

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (5YmYl)

470 Trump takes a lead in NC according to CNN.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (B9Prs)

471 Grey box nood!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (k1Qly)

472 424 Is it safe to start to be optimistic?
Posted by: Piper

About tonight? Absolutely 100% not. Check back in 3 hours.
Posted by: ...

Are we there yet?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 08:37 PM (0ZV5S)

How much longer?

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (i0F8b)

473 Allred leading Cruz slightly in Texas. :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM

cruz will win by 3-4 points. Most of the rural counties including mine have not reported results yet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (QNSds)

474 342
'I may need to make some pudding.'

AlllllRight!

Giggity.Giggity.

Posted by: Quagmire at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (3wi/L)

475 My heart is in the south.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:34 PM (RFPHU)

=====

You misspelled "bromance partner".
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:39 PM (xOnCy)

That too!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (RFPHU)

476 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

is that good or bad for us? i know tidewater will be split, but i'm hoping there's enough offset to cover that.

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (nsSpm)

477 Trump 52-44 in GA

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (vFG9F)

478 Fairfax County early vote is fully in - FAIRFAX COUNTY
Candidate
Percentage
Votes
Candidate
Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage65.44%
Votes182,553
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage32.12%
Votes89,614

Not quite 65-35, but not far off...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

As an absentee voter from NoVa, I did my part! Sigh...Fairfax.

Posted by: Mainah at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (NukpG)

479 260...Additionally I have female friends who are horrified at the thought of RFK “ in charge of women’s and children’s health “
Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (g3LNR)

That sounds so strange to me. Why?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Rbu5d)

480 "Georgetown U. provides ‘self-care suites’ for coddled students stressed about Election Day — complete with milk and cookies and coloring books"
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:35 PM (jfKqs)

Will the coloring books be graded?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (hKWgn)

481 Skyscreamer with the green road guard vest is not going to like this.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (Ud0vd)

482 Pro-safety tip: ensure that the foil lids are COMPLETELY removed from the pudding cup.

You're welcome.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (QfvaV)

483 Trump is now ahead in OH (no surprise) and NC (still early) and extremely close in VA with 40% reporting… not bad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (6RwsA)

484 Whoa.

VA

NC robinson 42 stein 53

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (rj6Yv)

485 NOOD NYT Needle

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (jfKqs)

486 LATE SURGES FOR KAMALA RAWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot
--------
Yes, but have you ever had a great piece of French ass??

https://tinyurl.com/3z2h69a7

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)

487 The New York Times is now giving Trump a 53% chance of taking PA and is predicting he will win the electoral college.

That's pretty bad if you're a Harris supporter.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (LkLld)

488 I’ve gone over to Charlie Kirk too. I wanted to watch Megyn but I don’t like who she has on now

Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (sOA7y)

489 Trump apparently flipped a blue county in NC that had a majority black population

Those goddamned black men refused to kneel before the vayjayjay

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (M7vhK)

490 All I want to know is Philly's total vote. Wish they could at least provide that early. Early vote was down 150k. Even if half of that showed up on election day, it's over.

Posted by: Skeptical at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (ZZhoL)

491 Breaking911@Breaking911
SEN. BOOKER: "I have guys come up to me and say, 'I really have no choice. My girlfriend will kill me. My wife will kill me if I don't vote for Kamala Harris.'"

-
So if you wake up dead tomorrow morning, don't say you weren't warned.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 08:42 PM (L/fGl)

492 Fairfax Co VA

where you are one of the following:

in gov't
contract with gov't
retired from gov't
dependent of gov't

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (/7KEl)

493 Well, I've poured myself a glass of wine.

Don't worry, though. I'm not getting all high falutin' on you. It's a water glass full of wine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (HnUIn)

494 207 Florida will finish counting all votes within the next 40 minutes. How do the various Democrat-controlled counties in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania justify not finishing counting for days or even weeks?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:05 PM

Here in Texas with a population of 30 million people with over 18 million registered voters we can count the vote and have it out within a couple of hours after the polls close.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:22 PM (QNSds)

Should be a federal law that states must report official election results by 08:00 EST the day after election day, otherwise their electoral college votes are forfeited.

Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (Yt3ED)

495 463 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

I would have guessed Fairfax County would be 90-10. I used to live in Loudoun and worked in FFX.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 05, 2024 08:40 PM (w6EFb)

Going after Catholics in VA was polarizing in Fairfax County - we have some of the most conservative Catholic, and yet multicultural, dioceses in the country. You don't do that with the FBI in VA...or anywhere. Catholic priests and bishops all but said it was a mortal sin and your eternal soul to vote pro-abort and pro-tranny this election...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (exHjb)

496 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

Fairfax is like 77% Dem.

Dem vote is pretty depressed in VA.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (QfvaV)

497 Megyn Kelly YouTube Live
For the ladies with all ladies -
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=w_3NcoXrAdQ

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (6ydKt)

498 VA

Trump 49 Harris 49

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (rj6Yv)

499 Is Cruz really going to lose?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (2NXcZ)

500 Trump apparently doing far better with younger voters in Ohio. Gained 8 pts over 2020.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (RUMEY)

501 I ran this morning and yet my heart is beating harder and faster now….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (6RwsA)

502 this might be old news:

"With nearly half of the votes counted in Georgia Donald Trump holds an 11-point lead.

As of 8:25 pm ET 47% of Georgia's votes had been counted, according to the Associated Press.

Donald Trump had 55.3% of the vote to Kamala Harris's 44.1%."

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (V13WU)

503 cars that do over 200 ... need maintenance. I have had her up to 195.
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:36 PM (fT1il)

Then you need to drop out the oil, and dump in 4 quarts of sodium silicate solution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:43 PM (hKWgn)

504 The lefties would be shocked at how few here are watching Fox.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (1bNHn)

505 zr1. testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (fT1il)

506 🚨#BREAKING: Pennsylvania voting site EVACUATED as 'disruptors' storm building trying to upset election result
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Those damn Amish!
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clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop
bang! bang! bang!
clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (hovnC)

507 Fulton County is now a 9 point shift to Trump. We could get a Georgia call soon.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (5p7BC)

508 476 Not quite 65-35, but not far off...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:38 PM (exHjb)

is that good or bad for us? i know tidewater will be split, but i'm hoping there's enough offset to cover that.
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 08:41 PM (nsSpm)

It's been 80-20 in pres elections, so yeah, it's good.

But it's also gonna be turnout related - Youngkin won with 65-35 AND lower turnout that pres elections. So, even 65-35 might not be enough...but it's the minimum need...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (exHjb)

509 Fairfax County: More dollars than sense.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (dg+HA)

510 Too many people go into depressions from bad %s when there are very few returns. Don't mean shit.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (1bNHn)

511 Fulton County is now a 9 point shift to Trump. We could get a Georgia call soon.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:44 PM (5p7BC)

👍

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

512 Nood NYT

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (B9Prs)

513 Mindful webworker I’m Okie by birth Texan by choice lol. Still love Oklahoma.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (O1oUp)

514 377

'The state becomes more purple every year and we've got a pipsqueak RINO governor '

You and I are watching 2 different Ohios then.
Although DeWine is a RINO and an embarrassment to your otherwise wonderful state.

Posted by: Quagmire at November 05, 2024 08:45 PM (3wi/L)

515 Oh no!

Ron DeSantis: Amendments 3 and 4 enshrining abortion and recreational marijuana in Florida fail

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (L/fGl)

516 DDHQ has Trump at 70% chance to win, altho they update every few seconds, so... this info could be "dated" by now.

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 08:46 PM (NLIak)

517 Rumspringa.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (PM7HD)

518 i bet putin is not happy.

I would bet the opposite. Trump is very likely to broker a deal where the Z government goes away, Ukraine doesn't join NATO, Putin keeps the part he wants, and the expensive war stops.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (3/XaG)

519 301 Fox is insufferable.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:29 PM (2AW7/)

They want to be part of the cool gang.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (Rbu5d)

520 Why is Ohio so close?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (O1oUp)

521 Or maybe I'll finally vote with my feet and get out of the formerly great state of MD
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (RFPHU)
'You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas.'
-David Crockett

We still need fighters.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (LHPAg)

522 OK I'll join you! Should I start with low proof (by my standards, that is) - or go straight to the 125+ stuff?
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (RFPHU)

I'm on #3 of 110 (proof, not count), and wanted to see if I could do a proper reply.

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 08:48 PM (gQ2Pj)

523 343 C'mon Piper, do you want Victory Tits or not?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I am not super excited about that. But victory laps are perfect!
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:31 PM (pZEOD)

C'mon, Piper. We all love Victory Tits. It's a tradition!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (OX9vb)

524 Trump's Florida lead is now 14 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:49 PM (5p7BC)

525 The NYT needle is back.

'Tis A-starboard, maties.

Posted by: Dread Cap'm Miklos at November 05, 2024 08:50 PM (khrpa)

526 I gotsa a NYT subscription (for the games) but don't know how to do a screenshot?

Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 08:51 PM (cPGH3)

527 399
Still no more than early vote in 11th district

What counties are those?

Posted by: Quagmire at November 05, 2024 08:52 PM (3wi/L)

528 I would bet the opposite. Trump is very likely to broker a deal where the Z government goes away, Ukraine doesn't join NATO, Putin keeps the part he wants, and the expensive war stops.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 08:47 PM (3/XaG)

If that happens (Russia annexing Donbass, Donetsk, Crimea) then the rump Ukraine becomes that much more homogenous, that much more wanting to join NATO and turn toward the West and away from Russia. People do not seem to understand how much of an ethnic war this is. The contested 2010 election really fell along ethnic lines, look it up.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (D5l7Y)

529 AP "calls" Illinois for Kammie with ... 16%...counted.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (Rbu5d)

530 529 AP "calls" Illinois for Kammie with ... 16%...counted.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:53 PM (Rbu5d)

Like MA and VT, not surprising. The "Daley Machine" is alive3 and well, and the days of conservative burbs electing GOP Senators like Dirksen and Percy are sadly long gone.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:55 PM (D5l7Y)

531 Daily Mail (I know...) has terrific live updates for each state.
https://tinyurl.com/mumbkn64

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (Rbu5d)

532 Off cartoon pervert sock

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 08:58 PM (3wi/L)

533 531 Daily Mail (I know...) has terrific live updates for each state.
https://tinyurl.com/mumbkn64
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:57 PM (Rbu5d)

As far as Brit newspapers go, the Daily Mail isn't too bad. No, it's not The Telegraph, but it is not The Guardian either, not by a long shot.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:59 PM (D5l7Y)

534 I get the MD feelings - I love it here, but that's living in Carroll County, pretty conservative. I guess I've gotten to appreciate how much local governance can offset state. Living in Tucson (last place I lived), much more lefty, compared to the rest of the state, and maybe felt it more, for being local.

That said...I wish we were a bit more competitive. Or our GOP senate nominee wasn't such a squish.

Posted by: MD_Mike at November 05, 2024 09:04 PM (BouEL)

535 Just came back from walking the dog and saw PA's numbers on Fox. Now I'm sweating bullets. I was in a good mood all day because I thought people were waking up. But muh abortions and Trump is Hitler are still more important to many brainwashed idiots than the border, economy, kids getting their private parts chopped off etc.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 09:08 PM (Bq0ok)

536 Not called yet, but Lily Tang Williams (R) is trailing 36,220/31,612

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (kEB4M)

537 If that happens (Russia annexing Donbass, Donetsk, Crimea) then the rump Ukraine becomes that much more homogenous, that much more wanting to join NATO and turn toward the West and away from Russia. People do not seem to understand how much of an ethnic war this is. The contested 2010 election really fell along ethnic lines, look it up.

Don't care. The Z government which serves as a war pusher and a money launderer goes away. We stop "sending them millions" to be split up amongst the conspirators. They aren't allowed in NATO so Putin doesn't have to fight...would we want a potential enemy on our border if we could stop it? and part of the deal could be free passage for a while so people could move if they had a strong preference as to which government they lived under. Beats the heck out of flying missiles and getting drafted to fight WW1: The Replay.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (3/XaG)

538 Of course you are nervous ... You've never been a Trump fan and now you are worried that if he doesn't win people might think you could be happy ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (DBAaD)

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