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Jake Tapper "Visibly Stunned" Over Massive 20 Point Shift of Georgia Independents from Biden to Trump
Trump, Justice (Sen), Morrissey (Gov) Sweep in West Virginia

Update: Are we seeing the first massive COPE from lefty fake journalists?!

ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!


Grain of salt.

GA Independents Exit Poll :

Trump - 54%
Harris - 43%

Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: jsg

As I keep saying, exits always have a strong Democrat skew.

Florida's Voice
@FLVoiceNews

BREAKING: Donald Trump wins Miami-Dade County early vote by 11 points over Kamala Harris

Florida's in the bag, but this suggests the Latino Immigration to Trump is real.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

BREAKING: Trump has FLIPPED DUVAL.

With many election day votes to go, Trump leads by 0.4 points.

Trump LOST the county to Biden.

Trump has also flipped Pinellas County -- another bellwether.

One big question is: What about the independents? Could they be breaking for Harris, as she insists?

It doesn't look that way based on (left-leaning) exit polls in battleground state Georgia:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:27 PM




Comments

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1 Suck it, Jake.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (lUFok)

2 Sweep the leg, Don!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (ExV1e)

3 Keep praying

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Sf2cq)

4 th!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (Wnv9h)

5 Well fancy that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

6 Bawhahahaha!!

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (EfGoi)

7 Seeing on X that apparently Fox is pushing exit polls and saying all is lost for Trump! I won’t watch Fox ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (S6gqv)

8 I want to believe

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (LX4y3)

9 These early results are giving me a real pain in the micropenis.

Posted by: Tim Walz at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (hmKaK)

10 Looks like I picked the wrong night to cut back on baby oil.

Posted by: P Diddy at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (XInJa)

11 awwww Fake Jake has the sadzzzzz

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (MGB5H)

12 >>>7 Seeing on X that apparently Fox is pushing exit polls and saying all is lost for Trump! I won’t watch Fox ever.

i wouldn't say that. They are highlighting the slippage of Trump in the suburban county of Hamilton County, Indiana.

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (KRtlO)

13 I remember when John Kerry was President due to Ohio exit polls so I'm going to just lick that salt lick over there.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (1YfKX)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Tapper scale:

being eaten alive by enraged squirrels >>> tears >>> stunned

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (zlGo9)

16 I got some nonboozey cider, can't remember if pomegranate or cranberry. I might FAFO if this keeps up

Posted by: gKWVE not allowed to drink at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

17 A leaked Trump campaign memo says that they think they have a 16 point lead with Election Day voters.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (lJmmt)

18 Jake Tapper sips cock in the lounge before every broadcast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

19
Wow. He really was shocked, even with all the face injections.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

20 Jake Tapper can eat all the dicks.

I hope he strokes out tonight on live TV, fucking traitor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

21
Anyone poll their CATS?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November

Both of mine are MAGA. It results in 50% of the black vote here.
Posted by: Piper


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (zqZ5F)

22 but fox is also reporting the stuff that is more hopeful for Trump, like the flip if GA independents

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (KRtlO)

23 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."

Turrible.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (i0F8b)

24 Tapper can suck a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (GTqXr)

25 Evening, Morons.

Posted by: Piercello at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (qLcmG)

26 So how many in the MSM will have to be on suicide watch tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (i+WgN)

27 7 Is leftist trash most hours of the day and all hours on election day. They just suckered people in with their prime time talking heads to believe Fox is anything else.

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (LX4y3)

28 Probably more like 95-5 Trump to me

But is it enough to

Nix the fix

Beat the cheat

Jig the rig

Shackle the cackle?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (M7vhK)

29 All those imaginary people and ballots didn't show up? Imagine that!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (/6GbT)

30 Inject Jake Tapper's deer-in-the-headlights impression directly into my veins.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (BLOW1)

31 To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their female-identifying individuals.

Posted by: Conan, Not That Jerk Arnold! at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (uxCna)

32 10 Looks like I picked the wrong night to cut back on baby oil.
Posted by: P Diddy at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (XInJa)

Don't look to us!

Posted by: Costco at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (lg881)

33 Trump was really hard on Fox news at his final rallies. I am sure they are pissed and won't have anything good to say about him.

Posted by: Megthered at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (mAWUX)

34 Shackle the cackle?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger


it's all monkey spanking until NC and GA get called

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (gKWVE)

35 Trump was really hard on Fox news at his final rallies. I am sure they are pissed and won't have anything good to say about him.
Posted by: Megthered at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (mAWUX)



They EARNED their bag of dicks to eat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Duval has now flipped officailly

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (MGB5H)

37 If you are a news person, whose job it is to be plugged in, is stunned by these results, please find the nearest ledge with which to take flight.

You really are just wasting precious oxygen.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (KbCG3)

38 even jake tapper's wife's boyfriend is stunned

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (KRtlO)

39 Put DeSantis's team in charge of helping all states count votes in one night...have FL's processes be the country's processes...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (exHjb)

40
maybe it will be an early night.

Ha ha

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (+oR7L)

41 Big night. Pixy's here too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

42 How's VA?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (/6GbT)

43 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)

44 Hey Pixy-misa sama!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (i+WgN)

45 Avenge us too please.

Posted by: The J6 political prisoners at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

46 26 So many they'll be put on hold. I suggest Van Halen's Jump for waiting music.

Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (LX4y3)

47 34 it's all monkey spanking until NC and GA get called

At least partially true.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (Ab/3c)

48 Duval has now flipped officailly
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (MGB5H)



Is he taking a nap? Seems odd he'd roll over like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Tapper looks like shit. Is he sick?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (2NXcZ)

50 There's something really entertaining about Jake Tapper's grumpy face. Especially when it gradually gets more grumpy over a period of hours. Something to look forward to.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (hmKaK)

51 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)

52 AtC, I'm not sure if this is helpful, but I really think that OrangeManBad has driven the realignment to the point where even a YOLO steal and 'installation' of Cackles 2: Pearl Necklace Boogaloo will not save the commies from the consequences of their stupid and evil.

No idea on time frame, but I suspect not as long as some would bet because this BS has been going on for longer than it seems.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (zlGo9)

53 CNN just called WV for Trump, I think. No surprise, but nice to have.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (2cS/G)

54 How's VA?
Posted

Heavy blue count coming in very soon according to Baris

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (MGB5H)

55 Unrelated: Quincy Jones is dead. Diddy's in jail. Which means there's a void in the black Hollywood pedo syndicate.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (rmWqK)

56 Saw on X that Mayor McCheese won one of the US House seats for Indiana. Huge if true.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (CwhoI)

57 West Virginia for Trump

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (i+WgN)

58 I definitely had this on my Bingo card.

Breaking911@Breaking911
ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

59 Anybody know if there is a publicly traded company that supplies all of that expensive glass for the storefronts of retail outlets?

If Trump wins, I want to buy up some of that stock before it goes up into the stratosphere like a SpaceX rocket.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (HlyYF)

60 *also waves dorkily at screen in case jewells is still lurking*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (zlGo9)

61 I'm watching Foxu News, the only news I trust.

https://youtu.be/94aAW0F_p8k

And working, because it's 11:30 AM here.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (BLOW1)

62 have FL's processes be the country's processes...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (exHjb)

Get that installed in PA and GA..game over

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (/6GbT)

63 AtC, I'm not sure if this is helpful, but I really think that OrangeManBad has driven the realignment to the point where even a YOLO steal and 'installation' of Cackles 2: Pearl Necklace Boogaloo will not save the commies from the consequences of their stupid and evil.

No idea on time frame, but I suspect not as long as some would bet because this BS has been going on for longer than it seems.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (zlGo9)


Your fingers to God's ears.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (1YfKX)

64 During the coming Trump administration, I promise to diss Trump nonstop.

Posted by: Tom Perry at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (MX0bI)

65 Looks like he dropped 30lbs too

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (2NXcZ)

66 Tapper looks like shit. Is he sick?
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (2NXcZ)



That's just his "Dirty Sanchez" look.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

67 BBC says
Trump 23 EV
Harris 3 EV

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (Sf2cq)

68 42 How's VA?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (/6GbT)

No District 8 and 11 votes (aka, the big D ones), but district 3 (another big D one) does have some votes in...so Trump is winning, but that will start evaporating when 8 and 11 votes come in...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (exHjb)

69 Every time I see that guy in the CNN links I check to see why my screen has stretched him out wide.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (5fPWA)

70 Duval has now flipped officailly
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (MGB5H)


Is he taking a nap? Seems odd he'd roll over like that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

County hahah J'Ville. mirrors GA very closely.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (MGB5H)

71 58 I definitely had this on my Bingo card.

Breaking911@Breaking911
ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

If they truly believed this, they would stop running them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (KbCG3)

72 Inject Jake Tapper's deer-in-the-headlights impression directly into my veins.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (BLOW1)

The gang's all here!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (i24o9)

73
NDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


LOL, with the premature recriminations, already.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (zqZ5F)

74 Republicans have grabbed Manchin's Senate seat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (uxCna)

75 Pa, Georgia and NC IS ALL we need

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (V/pbu)

76 Hey, Pixy. Good to see you in the daylight.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (M6moH)

77 VA (as of this moment, without District 8 and 11 with a single vote in)...

Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage48.07%
Votes57,515
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage49.88%
Votes59,677

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (exHjb)

78
How dare she speak for black men!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (zqZ5F)

79 >>> 20 Jake Tapper can eat all the dicks.

I hope he strokes out tonight on live TV, fucking traitor.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

I would guess that being attacked by enraged squirrels could trigger a stroke.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (zlGo9)

80 Trump was really hard on Fox news at his final rallies. I am sure they are pissed and won't have anything good to say about him.

==

whatever

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

81 50 There's something really entertaining about Jake Tapper's grumpy face. Especially when it gradually gets more grumpy over a period of hours. Something to look forward to.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (hmKaK)

Yeah, it's just unfortunate that the effect is lessened from all the Botox he's had.

Posted by: Costco at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (lg881)

82 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

I don't want a woman President, either.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (2NXcZ)

83 Florida returns are looking very good, Trump way outperforming 2020, but then again FL's had a lot of Republicans move there from elsewhere recently.

BUT: DDHQ right now shows Fairfax County, VA at 68.7% Harris, 30% Trump with 48% of ballots counted. In 2020 Fairfax County went 70.4% Biden, 28.2% Trump. If that breakdown holds, Dems will underperform in that deep blue county by about 2% compared to 4 years ago.

Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (EcUen)

84 Still watching Kirsche

The Empress with fox ears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (i+WgN)

85 Jake Tapper visibly stunned after seeing a massive swing of 20 points with independents from Biden in 2020 to Trump in 2024 in Georgia.

-
It's so sad when reality bursts your bubble. We'll, sad or hilarious.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (L/fGl)

86 I don't want a woman President, either.
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (2NXcZ)

At least not that one

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (IyPmt)

87 bellwethers in florida are turning

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
BREAKING: Trump has FLIPPED DUVAL.

With many election day votes to go, Trump leads by 0.4 points.

Trump LOST the county to Biden.

Trump has also flipped Pinellas County - another bellwether.

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

88 Posted by: Emmie

I prayed the Rosery today on my lunch break.
It was nice.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (VMFAF)

89 If VA comes through...I am buying y'all a train of (good) vodka...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (V13WU)

90 We don't have a vote problem here at Monroe.

Posted by: Warden Burns at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (mSeEo)

91 I remember when John Kerry was President due to Ohio exit polls so I'm going to just lick that salt lick over there.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM


There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick. It's smack in the middle of the Daniel Boone National Forest and they have a huge fish hatchery there and a gun range run by the NPS.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (QNSds)

92 26 So how many in the MSM will have to be on suicide watch tonight?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM


If the voting goes well, then I am pretty sure that Joy Reid's head will explode spontaneously around 11PM.

Everybody else on that set should probably be wearing their rain ponchos.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (HlyYF)

93 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)



Seriously, you hag. Stick it in your ear and blow it out your ass.

Not THIS woman. And not THE LAST woman. You put up someone that's not an obnoxious commie c*ntbag and we'll consider it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Come on, water main!

Posted by: Georgia Dems at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (7h5xt)

95 I've been to Atlanta. I bigger hive of villainy and scum does not exist in the universe.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (XMwZJ)

96 Wow. He really was shocked, even with all the face injections.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

Has anyone ever looked any more morose than Jake Tapper? If you had a picture dictionary, his face would be the illustration for morose.

Posted by: The pets of the people who live there, in Springfield at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

97 Alright, men, put away the MAGA gear. Looks like we're going in as Antifa.

I'll wait for the Ukrainian interpreter...

Posted by: Antifa at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (CvZqk)

98
NDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


A lot of women, black and white, feel this way, too, shithead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (zqZ5F)

99 MSNBC analyst is saying the early vote is typically best for Democrats, and with the early vote leaning Trump, it's not good for Kamala.


LOLGF
Pleasepleasepleaseplease let tis hold true

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (scDBq)

100 >Breaking911@Breaking911
ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

Fuck that noise. Yeah - we're a bunch of knuckle dragging misogynists. Maybe run a candidate who has actually accomplished something on her own.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (GTqXr)

101 I would guess that being attacked by enraged squirrels could trigger a stroke.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (zlGo9)

We've secretly replaced Jake Tapper's underwear with boxers woven from enraged squirrels. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (i24o9)

102 At least not that one
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (IyPmt)

I can't think of one right now. They're all inadequate.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (2NXcZ)

103 83 Florida returns are looking very good, Trump way outperforming 2020, but then again FL's had a lot of Republicans move there from elsewhere recently.

BUT: DDHQ right now shows Fairfax County, VA at 68.7% Harris, 30% Trump with 48% of ballots counted. In 2020 Fairfax County went 70.4% Biden, 28.2% Trump. If that breakdown holds, Dems will underperform in that deep blue county by about 2% compared to 4 years ago.
Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (EcUen)

Needs to be 65-35 or better to have a chance..hopefully that narrows...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (exHjb)

104 My neighbors are shooting off fireworks right now.

Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (bVhJi)

105 NDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

==

women shaming, sad

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (V13WU)

106 >>ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Their periods attract bears, that's been proven.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (7ycIc)

107 >>>ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

that's some rich, dark COPE

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (KRtlO)

108 I remember when John Kerry was President due to Ohio exit polls so I'm going to just lick that salt lick over there.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (1YfKX)

You know it's the Superbowl when the stars are in the stands!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (FCbAQ)

109 Gray again

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (i+WgN)

110 A lot of women, black and white, feel this way, too, shithead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (zqZ5F)

True.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (2NXcZ)

111 Republicans have grabbed Manchin's Senate seat.
Posted by: The ARC of History
-----

Do we get his yacht too?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (XeU6L)

112 GREYS BACK!!!! We're Grays again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

113 >>>There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

There's also a Big Bone Lick in KY. Lot of licks there, ah reckon.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (CwhoI)

114 >>"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


They don't want THAT woman as president, honey.
Please retire now.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (scDBq)

115 Tapper should just disavow exit polls as garbage. Just like Trump voters.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (Vyll1)

116 @89: "If VA comes through...I am buying y'all a train of (good) vodka..."

Meaning you'll filter some Valu-Rite through an expired Brita pitcher three times?!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (k1Qly)

117 Is eye whiplash a thing?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (GTqXr)

118 Trump flipped Duval County. Big.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (LkLld)

119 Please, enter my dungeon full of barrels

Posted by: 50 Shades of Gray at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (XInJa)

120 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."

'A' woman? This woman, Andrea. I wouldn't trust her with the simplest of tasks.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (Rfq0b)

121 Trump is up to 57% in Georgia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (i+WgN)

122 Off Springfield pets sock

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (OX9vb)

123 just wait till we hit the "blue wall"...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (V13WU)

124 Oh well a touch of grey
Kinda suits us anyway

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (S6gqv)

125 Either exit poll answerers are trolling, or Trump is going to take Georgia, or the Party will steal Georgia.

Taking all bets!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (HnUIn)

126 >>I don't want a woman President, either.
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (2NXcZ)

At least not that one

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM

Oh, hell no. Why do they always choose the most unlikable woman in their party? Not that I would ever vote for a democrat anyway.

Posted by: huerfano at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (DKIGo)

127 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


Who died and made her a biologist?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (hB7mE)

128 *** I'm going to just lick that salt lick over there.****

Go on....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (IvBYv)

129 larry bird was from French Lick

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

130 OK, I'm sold. We're gonna win. Where do I find CNN?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (1bNHn)

131 Should keep things grey tonight until things are closer to being called.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (B9Prs)

132 107 "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

that's some rich, dark COPE
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November

None of us want a moron.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (p4NUW)

133 Only Jesus loves me more than trump.

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (gj6Zp)

134 Decision Desk has called Indiana, Kentucky, WV, and SC for Trump - 28 EVs

Kamala has VT - 3 EVs

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (SRRAx)

135 Impatiently waiting for returns from NC... I live here and can't call it better than a coin-flip.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (2cS/G)

136 3rd shot of bourbon incoming....

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (7kKPC)

137 >There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

And one in MA called Athol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (scDBq)

138 Morrissey (Gov) Sweep in West Virginia

Gone to the National Front Disco?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (gKWVE)

139 If the US produces a Margaret Thatcher equivalent I would vote for her

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (HJ9BW)

140 67 BBC says
Trump 23 EV
Harris 3 EV

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM


I assume their Communist projection desk just called the election for Harris?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (HlyYF)

141 I think this falls into the category of Getting Your Just Desserts

https://tinyurl.com/2kct5jkx

"Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)

142
BREAKING:

Kabul was just called for harris.

She got 100% of the taliban vote.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (eHa1L)

143 so we need to win GA and NC...

if we do, we just need PA

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO)

144 I'm an independent and I voted Trump in AZ

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (elaR+)

145 Trump has his 63 in PolyMarket; high of the day

Bitcoin up 2.5% since the polls closed

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (lN/pN)

146 BUT: DDHQ right now shows Fairfax County, VA at 68.7% Harris, 30% Trump with 48% of ballots counted. Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (EcUen)
-----
I'd love to know where they're getting this. No results posted on official VA election site yet for Fairfax or Loudoun as of 7:39 pm.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (79pEw)

147 Meaning you'll filter some Valu-Rite through an expired Brita pitcher three times?!

The premium stuff is filtered thru 52 of Miklos' socks.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (Rfq0b)

148 VT GOP governor re-elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (scDBq)

149 gj6Zp is raykon, and sucks cock by choice

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

150 Tapper is visibly retarded.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (RG6z4)

151 What is happening in NC?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (EmT/E)

152 Impatiently waiting for returns from NC... I live here and can't call it better than a coin-flip.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (2cS/G)


Saaaaaame.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (1YfKX)

153 that's some rich, dark COPE
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (KRtlO)

I disagree. I know right wing GOP women who refused to vote for McCain (and stayed home) because of Palin.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (2NXcZ)

154
Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (gj6Zp)

Jettison this troll

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (eHa1L)

155 Meaning you'll filter some Valu-Rite through an expired Brita pitcher three times?!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (k1Qly)

hahah, wait ! how did you get grandma's recipe ??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (V13WU)

156 We all agree; tRump lies a lot?

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (gj6Zp)

157 No beepers at Harris HQ.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (7ycIc)

158 137 >There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

And one in MA called Athol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (scDBq)


South Dakota has an Athol, too.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (aBgBM)

159 For anyone who cut the cord, CNN’s election fees is streaming on Max.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (B9Prs)

160 I think this falls into the category of Getting Your Just Desserts

https://tinyurl.com/2kct5jkx

"Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)

I am going to savor this later.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (i24o9)

161 The definition of misogyny is refusing to vote for the dumbest, fakest woman on the planet.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (hmKaK)

162 Tapper should just disavow exit polls as garbage. Just like Trump voters.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (Vyll1)
++++
Unlike Trump voters, though, exit polls are pretty much garbage

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (HnUIn)

163 Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (gj6Zp)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

164 41 I think this falls into the category of Getting Your Just Dessertshttps://tinyurl.com/2kct5jkx
"Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days inoffice: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"
Posted by: Gref

delicious

the humiliation is delicious

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (KRtlO)

165 "Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

Such sweet, sweet schadenfruede. What a great end to his treasonous career and life.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (wb7Od)

166 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."

Turrible.

Posted by: davidt

For that lefty shit bag, I'll identify as a POC. He's welcome to pack his lunch and come on over.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (MsrgL)

167 Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges

At least with dementia, you can rewatch the same MN Shmyalam movie and still be surprised at The Twist

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (gKWVE)

168
There's also a Big Bone Lick in KY. Lot of licks there, ah reckon.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
-------

Lizard Lick, NC

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (XeU6L)

169
Where is James Madison?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (+oR7L)

170 >>So how many in the MSM will have to be on suicide watch tonight?


I remember in 2004 when they all dressed in black suits the morning after Bush was re-elected, as if attending a funeral.

Oh, and tonight: I am a wine-mom. Need wine to deal with nerves!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (scDBq)

171 Trump has also flipped Pinellas County -- another bellwether.
++++
Remember the "bellwether counties" in 2020? Yeah, I do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (HnUIn)

172 I am going to savor this later.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Wank material

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (elaR+)

173 Speaking of NC, from Twitchy...

"
Ben Swann
@BenSwann_
In North Carolina, Republicans won #EarlyVoting for the first time ever, by an astounding 41,000 votes!

I believe this is one of MANY positive signs for Trump tonight."

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (exHjb)

174 Two of my kids turned voting age this year, so my household has contributed an extra couple of red votes in VA. Doing my part!

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (IORSH)

175 BLUE OSCEOLA COUNTY, FL A TOSSUP IN THE EARLY VOTE

Harris 51%-Trump 48%

2020: Biden+14

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (i7Q7S)

176 The definition of misogyny is refusing to vote for the dumbest, fakest woman on the planet.
Posted by: Splunge


One of these days, the Democrats ought to consider running a woman who didn't sleep her way to the top.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (hB7mE)

177 When I voted for McCain I was hoping he wouldn't complete his term and we could have President Palin.

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (Sf2cq)

178 @IC, just super-tight polling for the last few months. Like 46.9% to 46.7%, including the fringe Parties.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (2cS/G)

179 Local news has staggeringly bad production value. Rapid speech, overgained mics (crackly), Chyron isn't keeping up with the newstalker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (HnUIn)

180 127 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/tVCHU4wCBQg?t=11

Posted by: Yeah, it's a mystery why she lost at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (PiwSw)

181 "Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"


Sounds eerily like Nixon walking around the WH in the middle of the night, talking to the portraits. At least that's how Henry Kissinger described it.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (xCA6C)

182 All of Trumps shit-talk about Kemp: felt like a mutual orgasm at the time didn’t it?

Watch him lose Georgia. And the election.

Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)

183 I can't watch the tele. I'll stay here for a bit.

Frasier reruns in a couple hours.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (HSjdE)

184 Wank material
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (elaR+)
++++
Way too early for that.

So some unemployed-no-matter-what WH staffers are watching movies and crying instead of working? Oh noes!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (HnUIn)

185 We flipped Manchin's seat, so that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (XV/Pl)

186 176 One of these days, the Democrats ought to consider running a woman who didn't sleep her way to the top.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (hB7mE)


Whoa, check out the radical woman-hater.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (hmKaK)

187 Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump.

At the top of his backswing, you have time to get in your car and drive away.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (Rfq0b)

188 Hope from the east coast? I was resigned to a Commiecrat Cheatfest. Please let me know if there is hope....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (D5l7Y)

189 178 @IC, just super-tight polling for the last few months. Like 46.9% to 46.7%, including the fringe Parties.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (2cS/G)

Ugh...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (EmT/E)

190 >>The definition of misogyny is refusing to vote for the dumbest, fakest woman on the planet.


"Are you mansplaining?!?"
-- AWFLS

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (scDBq)

191 >>> There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

Me: “Oh look, it’s Cad-izz.”

Her (a KY native): “It’s kay-deez.”

Me: “Katy’s?”

Her: “Kay-DEEZ”

Me: “Kay deez nuts. Heh heh heh.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (vLxSK)

192 I just checked the official Virginia results so far and I can’t see anything relevant at this point. If anything, Trump is winning big outside of Northern Virginia, but there aren’t enough precincts in to mean anything.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (ct/o8)

193 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


It's not "a" woman, you twat. It's unqualified women.

I'd vote for Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a heartbeat.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (0ZV5S)

194 Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)

I am going to savor this later.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (i24o9)

When you 'win' by fraud.. nobody gives a shit about you in the end

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (/6GbT)

195 DD#3 voted today in NC - I am sure that she voted Trump ♥️😊🗳

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (SRRAx)

196 Memory Lane...

Joe Biden @JoeBiden Jul 5
Let me say this as clearly as I can:

I’m the sitting President of the United States.

I’m the nominee of the Democratic party.

I’m staying in the race.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (hovnC)

197
Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)

And who is this faggot? chemjeff?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (eHa1L)

198 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/tVCHU4wCBQg?t=11
Posted by: Yeah, it's a mystery why she lost at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (PiwSw)



Ugh.....what a c*ntbag she is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

199 183 I can't watch the tele. I'll stay here for a bit.

Frasier reruns in a couple hours.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (HSjdE)

I only internet surf the news - I'll be damned if I give liberal outlets ratings...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (exHjb)

200 china is athol

Posted by: Wuhan resident with a lisp at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (KRtlO)

201 137 >There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

And one in MA called Athol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM


That was awfully nice of MA to let Mike Tyson name one of their towns!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (HlyYF)

202 Krugman on NYT live blog: "So the thing about the [MSG] rally wasn’t just that it was a horror show; it was probably the first time many people saw what Trump rallies are like."

Or, y'know, most people have seen at least one rally sometime in the last eight years?! Self-awareness shouldn't be so uncommon amongst our elite commentator class.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (k1Qly)

203 Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

==

you know who else was lonely and lost in his last days ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

204 What is happening in NC?
Posted by: IC
-----

Sun is down, temperature is dropping, and I'm feeling a little queasy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (XeU6L)

205 Is Barkley going to punch Mike Tython?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (zlGo9)

206 Tapper is visibly retarded.

Posted by: Weasel

Scott Bakula just leaped in and saw Tapper in the mirror.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (hCzfy)

207 And one in MA called Athol.

Idaho, too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (uxCna)

208 My local news is *already* on the "this could be days before we know" stuff, and polls here are still open lol.

And the newstalker is going to "try to explain the electoral college and why it's there." He doesn't approve, clearly.

And this is the *best* local news channel.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (HnUIn)

209 One of these days, the Democrats ought to consider running a woman who didn't sleep her way to the top.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (hB7mE)

Whoa, check out the radical woman-hater.
Posted by: Splunge


Ino, rite?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (hB7mE)

210 Willowed, and I didn't wanna just abandon in there:

I enjoy a deep dish, cheese n' pepperoni casserole as much as the next Moron.

But my pizza had damn well better have a semi-crispy, cornmeal powdered bottom crust that I can fold in on the toppings, and eat sans knife n' fork.

Pizza Hut's crust is 50% too thick n' foamy-bready. Dominoes? They should skip their "crust", and just bake the toppings onto the cardboard box.

NONE of the Corporate Pizzas merit awards. Only your local, Mom n' Pop pizza joints, with pies made by those who Know and Care, may qualify.

Small, local Houston chain (8 stores), "Brooklyn Pizzaria", has their ingredients flown in from NYC, weekly. And, they're a family of NYC ex-pats, to boot.

THIS is where one goes in the Houston Area for the realest and bestest pizza. All others pale in comparison.

Exit Polls show Brooklyn Pizza in a landslide win!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (Xo+UM)

211 Bought ribeye steaks for dinner tonight. We'll have sautee'd mushrooms, too. And corn on the cob!

For tomorrow's breakfast: bagels with cream cheese & lox.

If The Donald wins... Yay! Let the Good Times roll!

If Chlamydia wins... Last Supper, I'd guess.

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (njWTi)

212 GFY misandryst ANDREA MITCHELL

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (elaR+)

213 7 Dekalb county precincts "have received bomb threats' - including several black churches.

So we'll get vote tally delays due to false flag "white nationalist" threats/attacks.

How very color revolutionary.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (scDBq)

214 I'm in Iowa, in a somewhat Republican area of a somewhat Democrat county. In 2020 I went to vote mid-morning and there was a line out the door of my polling place, so I went home, then went back to vote early afternoon. There was still a line out the door, so I got in line and waited. Probably stood in line 20 or 30 minutes before I was able to vote.

Today I went to vote, the parking lot at the polling place (church) was packed, but no line to get in. I went inside, there were three people in line ahead of me. There were a bunch of people filling out ballots, but not really a wait.

I don't know if there were fewer people voting today than 2020, or if they have streamlined the process since then. We require voter ID here, that was no problem, they put your driver's license in a scanner which reads the barcode, if it finds you're properly registered, it prints a ticket with your name and address and precinct number. You sign the ticket and take it to the next table, they hand you a paper ballot, you go fill it out, put it into a machine which scans it and you're done.

Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (Yt3ED)

215 Rumor is that Jill wrote Joe in as a write-in for Pres...

I suspect she really wrote in herself...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)

216 Re. Voting for women - the media “forgot” how they gave Palin exactly zero credit or press for being female, but did everything they could to undermine her.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (wb7Od)

217 >>> 111 Republicans have grabbed Manchin's Senate seat.
Posted by: The ARC of History
-----

Do we get his yacht too?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (XeU6L)

Nyet. I sink yachts.

Posted by: Vlad P. at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (zlGo9)

218 >>>ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
>>>"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

You're drunk. And ugly on the inside as well as the outside, scrunt.

She's a DEI cocksucker incapable of rising to the requirements of the office. That's a crumby way to paint all possible women suitable to the challenge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (i24o9)

219 >>>There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

-
No, no. It's Salt Lake and it's in Utah.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (L/fGl)

220 Tapper is visibly retarded.

==

day ending with a Y !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (V13WU)

221 Paul Krugman, unindicted ENRON accomplice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (i+WgN)

222 Rick Santorum on Newsmax breathlessly pointing out that Harris is doing better in Suburban Atlanta than Biden. Can Trump offset with rural vote, he exclaimed . We just turned the tv off. This stuff is nauseating how it’s reported. I miss the days of just reporting the state totals.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (g3LNR)

223 Pay for you own kids. Leave me out of it.

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (/ndYH)

224 Guessing they'll call Florida in fifteen minutes at top of hour.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (k1Qly)

225 "They just don't wanna vote for THAT woman."

There. Fixed it.

Posted by: boynsea at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (cx155)

226 Rumor is that Jill wrote Joe in as a write-in for Pres...

I suspect she really wrote in herself...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)



Look on her face told me she voted Trump to stick it in Kumswala.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

227 All of Trumps shit-talk about Kemp: felt like a mutual orgasm at the time didn’t it?

Watch him lose Georgia. And the election.

Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)


***

Never underestimate GOPe’s ability to knife us in the back,

That said, I’m drunk on cautious optimism!

And whiskey. But mostly cautious optimism.

And whiskey.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (vLxSK)

228 This busty brunette didn't vote, but she *did* respond to an exit pollster:
http://tiny.cc/0kttzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (HnUIn)

229 Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)

And who is this faggot? chemjeff?
====
I don't know but was a Never Trumper troll during the nomination race.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (hovnC)

230 I'd vote for Sarah Huckabee Sanders in a heartbeat.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (0ZV5S)




If there IS a happy ending, could we have Sarah as press secretary again? She dealt with sniveling CNN and MSNBC and AP hacks like a weary mother dealing with rotten, bratty children. Which was entirely appropriate. Best Press Secretary ever!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (D5l7Y)

231 Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (/ndYH)


Unless they're aborted, right cumstain?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

232 Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

==

you know who else was lonely and lost in his last days ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

---------------

If Biden shoots Commander, we know what'll happen next ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (jfKqs)

233 How old is Andrea Mitchell, anyway? It feels like she's been awful for far longer than I've been alive.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (hmKaK)

234 Is it too early to start putting democrats in camps?

Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (ACWel)

235 Never underestimate GOPe’s ability to knife us in the back,

That said, I’m drunk on cautious optimism!

And whiskey. But mostly cautious optimism.

And whiskey.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (vLxSK)
++++
I'm gonna pour some wine soon. Might switch to bourbon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (HnUIn)

236 VA and NH not looking good for a surprise Trump win?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (EmT/E)

237 In North Carolina, Republicans won #EarlyVoting for the first time ever, by an astounding 41,000 votes!

I believe this is one of MANY positive signs for Trump tonight."
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (exHjb)


You never count your money, when you're sittin at the table.




not doing the winston wolf thing yet.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (FCbAQ)

238 61 I'm watching Foxu News, the only news I trust.

https://youtu.be/94aAW0F_p8k

And working, because it's 11:30 AM here.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (BLOW1)

So it's 11:30 Wednesday there? So you can tell us - what happened? Who won? Why keep us in suspense?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (QGaXH)

239 NDREA MITCHELL: ...
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

A lot of women, black and white, feel this way, too, shithead.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (zqZ5F)

Exactly. And what the hell is she going to do about it? You can't force people to vote for a woman. So cry moar, Andrea. Stomp your feet. Scold us all. We don't care. This is what democracy looks like, as leftists are wont to say.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

240 Yall are typing like crack heads. Slow down

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (RUMEY)

241 201 137 >There is a nice little town in Kentucky called Salt Lick.

And one in MA called Athol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM

That was awfully nice of MA to let Mike Tyson name one of their towns!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM
***
Ha! I see what you did there.

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

242 http://tiny.cc/0kttzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (HnUIn)



Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

243 I suspect she really wrote in herself...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)


Same thing

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (QfvaV)

244 And the gin martini goes down, down, down. Yum, yum, yum, in my belly.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (LPS7w)

245 How old is Andrea Mitchell, anyway? It feels like she's been awful for far longer than I've been alive.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (hmKaK)
++++
She's ancient.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (HnUIn)

246 Osceola County Florida - which is at least 50% Puerto Rican - is Harris +3 vs Biden +14 in 2020. The county seat is Kissimmee. To give you an idea of how big of a PR population there is if you go to Puerto Rico the locals call San Juan Little Kissimmee (that's a joke).

Posted by: JTSmith at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (trTkt)

247 >>Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"



"Is he broke and homeless yet?"
-- Americans hurting thanks to his policies

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (scDBq)

248 Pike Co Indiana, Trump up his margin by 2 points over 2020 with all votes in, means he isnt bleeding core support.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (MGB5H)

249 Beast of the East. DJT. Jersey too.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (V/pbu)

250 152 Impatiently waiting for returns from NC... I live here and can't call it better than a coin-flip.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (2cS/G)

Saaaaaame.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (1YfKX)
______
I'm quite confident about NC's EV's. Trump will get them. What I'm concerned about is my Cong Dist, NC-1. Love to flip it.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (1bNHn)

251 If Biden shoots Commander, we know what'll happen next ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (jfKqs)

Jill, take this pill...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)

252 No, no. It's Salt Lake and it's in Utah.

No, no, it’s Salt Bae and you’ll be picking Persian arm hair out of your teeth for a week.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (vLxSK)

253 Yuuuge swing. Really Great. The biggest. Never Better!

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (YrUlT)

254 The elevator guy is great.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (4qMiv)

255 NONE of the Corporate Pizzas merit awards. Only your local, Mom n' Pop pizza joints, with pies made by those who Know and Care, may qualify.

Small, local Houston chain (8 stores), "Brooklyn Pizzaria", has their ingredients flown in from NYC, weekly. And, they're a family of NYC ex-pats, to boot.

THIS is where one goes in the Houston Area for the realest and bestest pizza. All others pale in comparison.

Exit Polls show Brooklyn Pizza in a landslide win!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (Xo+UM)

=====

We have one of those here, near Gonzaga. We go there so often they know us by name.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (xOnCy)

256 Tucker is late to start his show from MarALago

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (RUMEY)

257 233 How old is Andrea Mitchell, anyway? It feels like she's been awful for far longer than I've been alive.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM

She is really old, evil is always with us.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (2g+I3)

258 Bongino camera goes over to people in the audience or sidelines or whatever.

Talent over there.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (QfvaV)

259 Sun is down, temperature is dropping, and I'm feeling a little queasy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (XeU6L)


Worst "Blues Brothers" spinoff ever. 2/10

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

260 240 Yall are typing like crack heads. Slow down
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (RUMEY)
----
Exactly!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (LPS7w)

261 How old is Andrea Mitchell, anyway? It feels like she's been awful for far longer than I've been alive.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (hmKaK)



Isn't she married to that guy that looks like he's been dead for 14 years?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

262 160 "Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)


So being, you know, the actual President didn't leave him with anything to do?

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (hmKaK)

263 polymarket; trump at 84 to win

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (lN/pN)

264 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
___________________

Why is she looking at me?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

265 Should I start the ZR1 and annoy the neighbors?

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (/ndYH)

266 And one in MA called Athol.

Idaho, too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (uxCna)

I'm surrounded by Athols.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (i24o9)

267 Bongino just said "bloodbath" in reference to Kommie'la's performance in FL.

"DRINK!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (jfKqs)

268 216 Including Barry "When they go low, we go high" Obama's incredibly offensive lipstick on a pig remark about Palin. Obama is a pretty trashy person.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (TEC4P)

269 Isn't she married to that guy that looks like he's been dead for 14 years?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Alan Greenspan? aka the crypt keeper

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (EmT/E)

270 Abby Phillips looks like she is going to cry

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (V/pbu)

271 >>That was awfully nice of MA to let Mike Tyson name one of their towns!


So who named Marblehead, MA?
(pronounced Marble-HEAD)

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (scDBq)

272
Candidate
Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage51.41%
Votes202,115
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage46.50%
Votes182,815

Big Loudon dump in 10th district. Still no 11th district and little from 8th, so it's not looking good. But still earlish...

Connolly normally wins 11th district by a landslide, so it will take a landslide elsewhere...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (exHjb)

273 It sure sounds like NC and GA are trending Democrat.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (60OBK)

274 Trump killing it in Georgia with 61% but may not be enough to overcome suburban women and Fulton county.

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (PTDkx)

275 Matt Taibbi called Greenspan the biggest asshole in the universe iirc. I might still have "Griftopia" around

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

276 So it's 11:30 Wednesday there? So you can tell us - what happened? Who won? Why keep us in suspense?
-----
Look up the Wednesday Canada lottery numbers for me!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

277 "Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"


I often expressed the hope that Biden was just lucid enough to be aware of the contempt everyone feels for him as he leaves the White House.

This....this is good.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (lHPJf)

278 169
Where is James Madison?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (+oR7L)
_______
Harrisonburg, VA.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (1bNHn)

279 Decision Desk went to 69% a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (5p7BC)

280
Alan Greenspan? aka the crypt keeper
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (EmT/E)



Yeah...that's the one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (Zz0t1)

281 Willowed:

Nice Election Map from Reuters -

https://tinyurl.com/3dpkx8ed

Trump already has 23 EC votes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

282 I enjoy a deep dish, cheese n' pepperoni casserole as much as the next Moron.


Giordano's for the win! And they ship country wide!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (0ZV5S)

283 Isn't she married to that guy that looks like he's been dead for 14 years?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Yes, but that describes about half of our ruling class...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (HnUIn)

284 Boonslick, MO

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (M6moH)

285 @MadAboutSkin01

Harris really struggling in NH - quickly turning into a bloodbath

🔴Madison +10% swing to Trump
🔴Tilton +11% swing to Trump
🔴Milton +8% swing to Trump

The only "good" news for Harris so far is the swing in Concord is "only" +3% to Trump

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)

286 NC is close?

After Harris sent billions to Ukraine while ignoring western NC and the devastation?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (RUMEY)

287 Caitlyn Collin’s looks sad and constpated

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (V/pbu)

288 Tuppy Glossop. They did nail the casting

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (4qMiv)

289 236, show somewhere else who said Virginia is not looking good? Trump doesn’t need to win Virginia. It is about the percentages. So far, there’s very little in the results in Virginia that I have seen. In fact, some things look pretty good to me as in areas very near the swamp that are heavily voting for Trump. The problem is, I can’t tell which precinct those are and it’s just not enough voting yet. I think we’re all just a bit anxious here and that’s what’s going on.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (ct/o8)

290 All of Trumps shit-talk about Kemp: felt like a mutual orgasm at the time didn’t it?

Watch him lose Georgia. And the election.
--
You mean the joint appearances with Kemp, the endorsement by Kemp and the praises Trump was giving him?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (lN/pN)

291 Who on X has the best MEMEs?

Posted by: Tx Jarman at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (MVD2I)

292 We've got a bunch of trolls don't we

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (IyPmt)

293 Trump killing it in Georgia with 61% but may not be enough to overcome suburban women and Fulton county.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (PTDkx)
++++
I mentally wrote off Georgia in 2020 after the Six State Stop.

Forever, I mean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (HnUIn)

294 Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)

And who is this faggot? chemjeff?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (eHa1L)


Doesn't matter. They've succeeded. I've been black-pilled. I won't have voted two weeks ago.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (ExV1e)

295 Harris/MSM campaign: No worries, our people will get in their ballots by mail.

No worries, our people will show up to vote in person and make up for the ballots they didn't send in.

No worries, Independents lean our way and make up for our voters who didn't make it to the polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (tT6L1)

296 ZR1. better noisy

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (/ndYH)

297 NC has been overrun with northern libs I believe

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (HJ9BW)

298 Harold Ford is the whitest black man on the planet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (aD39U)

299 ruh-roh

Posted by: Major at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (hovnC)

300 if anyone gets tucker can you post the link please ?

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (V13WU)

301 I guess Tucker has better things to do than start his late livestream.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

302 Virginia folks, correct me if I'm wrong though - early votes are now counted 1st, and then same day. Right?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (exHjb)

303 Harris/MSM campaign: No worries, our people will get in their ballots by mail. ...
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:50 PM (tT6L1)
++++
Mules ahoy!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (HnUIn)

304 I'm surrounded by Athols.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:48 PM (i24o9)

=====

When I first moved here I pronounced it Aye-thol and my salon lady said, "guess how I know you're not from here?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (xOnCy)

305 How old is Andrea Mitchell, anyway? It feels like she's been awful for far longer than I've been alive.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (hmKaK)

Isn't she married to that guy that looks like he's been dead for 14 years?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

---------------

Former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (jfKqs)

306 285 @MadAboutSkin01

Harris really struggling in NH - quickly turning into a bloodbath

🔴Madison +10% swing to Trump
🔴Tilton +11% swing to Trump
🔴Milton +8% swing to Trump

The only "good" news for Harris so far is the swing in Concord is "only" +3% to Trump
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (LkLld)

she is up by 10% though only 10% of the votes in

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (EmT/E)

307 Poor Fake Fapper

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (lX8VI)

308 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."
_________________

Is there something about melanin that makes people resort to violence at the slightest frustration?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

309 "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Nope... we will not vote or an Affirmative Action President.

I'd vote for Golda Mier, or Maggy Thatcher... no problemo.

Harris has no qualifications for the Job EXCEPT being a Woman... hell... she aint even BLACK.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (QAkQ3)

310 Yep, NC seems to be really turning. The Yankee move into Wake and the college vote are killing it. Adios to that place as a permanent home. They also now have another D gov.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (60OBK)

311 So it's 11:30 Wednesday there? So you can tell us - what happened? Who won? Why keep us in suspense?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (QGaXH)

Don’t be absurd. It’s 11:30 Wednesday there, but that’s in *metric* time.

So it’s actually, like, last May. It’s spring there! The shrimp are throwing themselves on the barbie, kangaroos, that’s not a knife, etc.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (vLxSK)

312 i see only see "starting soon.." thingy

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (V13WU)

313 286, Half of the rustbelt states move to places like North Carolina, Georgia, and Virginia. I am not sure why Florida gets the good ones or assimilates them better. Someone will have to look into that one. The states probably need walls of themselves because people from lesser states in the north are always going to move to the south. They’ve been doing this for decades, but it is become extreme in the last 10 years. Even in rural Virginia, yours is likely to hear a Long Island accent as you are old-school Virginia.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (ct/o8)

314 CNN reporting Harris campaign very worried about GA and NC.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (5p7BC)

315 273 It sure sounds like NC and GA are trending Democrat.

Based on? 100k votes counted?

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (Ab/3c)

316 Don't know about abput Madison, but I know where Hamilton was.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (PM7HD)

317 202 Krugman on NYT live blog: "So the thing about the [MSG] rally wasn’t just that it was a horror show; it was probably the first time many people saw what Trump rallies are like."

Or, y'know, most people have seen at least one rally sometime in the last eight years?! Self-awareness shouldn't be so uncommon amongst our elite commentator class.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (k1Qly)
______
Krugman is still traumatized by his experiences in 3rd grade recess. You can see it in his eyes.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (1bNHn)

318 I'm in Cong. District 5 (Virginia Foxx). It's a mix of red and blue, but all the major City Offices are Dems. National elections we are more purple/red.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (2cS/G)

319 If Georgia can do it hopefully Pennsylvania can

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

320 And one in MA called Athol.

Idaho, too.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

My long ago girlfriend, a beautiful, profoundly deaf woman, called me that all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (WXNFJ)

321 232 Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"

you know who else was lonely and lost in his last days ???

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (V13WU)

---------------

If Biden shoots Commander, we know what'll happen next ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (jfKqs)



Just take the cyanide, Eva . . . I mean Jill.

Posted by: Joe Biden in the bunker with the Soviets outside at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (Yt3ED)

322 Tucker feed has started but not live yet.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline - Person of Refuse at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (JRP2U)

323 WTF is wrong with Vermont? Who is voting up there? A bunch of mooses?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (SHAib)

324 314 CNN reporting Harris campaign very worried about GA and NC.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (5p7BC

Please Lord. Please.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (RUMEY)

325 Logan Lucky tonite in honor of our friends in NC.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (75voP)

326 CBS has Trump 62 Camela 37

Posted by: The J6 political prisoners at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

327 trolls

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (IyPmt)

328 And one in MA called Athol.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (scDBq)

There's an Athol in Idaho, too. Guy got around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (hKWgn)

329 I don't know but was a Never Trumper troll during the nomination race.
Posted by: andycanuck

I started off a Cruz guy, but Trump won me over.
I voted for Trump in 2020.
Wanted DeSantis for 2024, but Trump won.
Was still happy to vote for Trump.
Fuck never Trumpers.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (elaR+)

330 I'm reading that Mark Robinson has lost his bid in NC.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (MeG8a)

331 Tapper looks like he swallowed a bug.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

332 279 Decision Desk went to 69% a few minutes ago.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (5p7BC)


EXCELLENT!!!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (QfvaV)

333 What happened to Barkley? He was buddies with Limbaugh.

Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (EJ+3E)

334 don't know but was a Never Trumper troll during the nomination race.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (hovnC)

Whoa. Next you'll tell me he was a retard during the faggot nomination race.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (lX8VI)

335 CNN exit poll says “democracy” is the top issue for PA voters, whatever the fuck that means.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (B9Prs)

336 286 NC is close?

After Harris sent billions to Ukraine while ignoring western NC and the devastation?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (RUMEY)
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How many people in the devastated regions were able to cast their votes?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (LPS7w)

337 While I do not wish violence upon ole dumbass Jake, i would not intervene on his behalf.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (q6dqN)

338 Guessing Trump might pop into Tuckers stream and so might Elon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (RUMEY)

339 >>> Posted by: Marleysghost at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (82PRi)

Oh look, doomster #852085 is back.

Posted by: Vlad P. at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (zlGo9)

340 >>Only your local, Mom n' Pop pizza joints, with pies made by those who Know and Care, may qualify.


Ones that have a brick oven, like many in Boston's South End. I won't say the best (because everyone las a local one that is the best), but the pizza in that area ias AWESOME.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (scDBq)

341 And one in MA called Athol.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (scDBq)

There's an Athol in Idaho, too. Guy got around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (hKWgn)
_______________

Would that guy be Mike Tyson?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (YqDXo)

342 Unlike Trump voters, though, exit polls are pretty much garbage
Posted by: Joe Mannix

----------
I'm still identifying as a bag of aluminum cans, so I have some intrinsic value compared to plain, old garbage.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (Vyll1)

343 Forever, I mean.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (HnUIn)

I agree. Too many locusts from NY

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (2NXcZ)

344 Half of the rustbelt states move to places like North Carolina, Georgia, and Virginia. I am not sure why Florida gets the good ones or assimilates them better. Someone will have to look into that one. ...
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (ct/o
+++++
DeSantis cleaned up elections and cut down on bad behavior in a big way. That's the explanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (HnUIn)

345 Krugman on NYT live blog: "So the thing about the [MSG] rally wasn’t just that it was a horror show; it was probably the first time many people saw what Trump rallies are like."



Enron, you f*cktard. For that ALONE you should be sharkshit.

Piss off......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)

346 CNN is really counting on the Puerto Rico joke.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn)

347 Dickshooter, ID has yet to post election results.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (75voP)

348 ZR1, ... lets see if she starts.

testing

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (/ndYH)

349 Julie Kelly on Bongino: FBI arrested someonein Georgia TODAY on J6 charges

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (QfvaV)

350 230. Sarah is the current governor of Arkansas. I don’t think she will resign to return to DC as press secretary.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (g3LNR)

351 Uff DA ! West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice has won the senate race in that state and will replace outgoing independent Sen. Joe Manchin.
!!!!!
** hugs everybody***

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (V13WU)

352 What happened to Barkley? He was buddies with Limbaugh.
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (EJ+3E)


I love Charles Barkley, but there is literally no way to predict what will come out of his mouth next.

He sounds woke on Monday and based on Tuesday.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (lHPJf)

353 310, I am not saying the sky is falling. In fact I still think we are going to win North Carolina. But there’s no question that College students voting in the state they go to school at even if they’re official residency is somewhere else is a big deal. I bet the number of college students who voted in the real homes and also where their school is located is in the multitude of thousands.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (ct/o8)

354 CNN exit poll says “democracy” is the top issue for PA voters, whatever the fuck that means.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (B9Prs)
++++
I doubt it. The economy, national security, even abortion? Sure.

"Democracy?" Fuck no.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (HnUIn)

355 gj6Zp is raykon, and sucks cock by choice
Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (gKWVE)

Canon! I am amazed at the dearth of trolls today.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (hKWgn)

356 273 It sure sounds like NC and GA are trending Democrat.
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Based on? 100k votes counted?
Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (Ab/3c)


Atlanta and environs as well as Savannah, both heavily black, aren't in yet.

Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (gKDq2)

357 CNN just indicated that there may be a 20% swing in Indies from Biden to Kamala. Fuck Georgia. Independents suck.

CNN lies a much as fox

That's people identifying as indy. It may not be the same batch of voters that went Biden in 2020. I don't think you can look much at that swing and believe that it's real movement or just changes in who is saying they are indy vs not.

Exactly. People don't register with a party when they vote/register to vote in Georgia, so these are self-identified "Independents." How many of them are already inclined toward the Republicans but don't want to admit their true political leanings to a pollster?

It always looks good for Republicans early in the evening.

Fuck russia and china because they are helping tRump

I don't have a good feeling about the rest of the night.

I'll be kind and simply say posts like this are not helpful.

Turned on CNN a few times tonight and found Tapper and Bash being very negative about Harris. I wouldn't trust anything they are saying.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (JxaW4)

358 WTF is wrong with Vermont? Who is voting up there? A bunch of mooses?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


They've only counted 4% of their votes. But since this is apparently a sportsball event now, the color commentators have to make it look competitive.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (hB7mE)

359 I don't know if there were fewer people voting today than 2020, or if they have streamlined the process since then. We require voter ID here, that was no problem, they put your driver's license in a scanner which reads the barcode, if it finds you're properly registered, it prints a ticket with your name and address and precinct number. You sign the ticket and take it to the next table, they hand you a paper ballot, you go fill it out, put it into a machine which scans it and you're done.
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Same here. I vote in a predominately black area. I measure turnout by 2008, when Obama was a huge blowout. Voting today was a steady trickle. No lines--not even close. As usual, the people at the black Baptist church where I vote did an excellent job.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (paSBy)

360 Please Lord. Please.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (RUMEY)

Didn't she say the Jesus is Lord people were at the wrong rally?

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (lX8VI)

361 Still long lines in rural PA counties. No one is leaving the lines.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (5p7BC)

362 >>>@MadAboutSkin01
Harris really struggling in NH - quickly turning into a bloodbath
🔴Madison +10% swing to Trump
🔴Tilton +11% swing to Trump
🔴Milton +8% swing to Trump
The only "good" news for Harris so far is the swing in Concord is "only" +3% to Trump


None of this means anything until you have at least 60% in. People start quoting "leads" with 5% of the vote in. it's just noise.



Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO)

363 One big question is: What about the independents? Could they be breaking for Harris, as she insists?

I had a feeling the suburban white collar voters were going to betray the demorats this year.
Van Jones confirmed it when he panicked over the erosion of Jewish votes in the Philly collar.
I don’t know what the GA breakdown is.

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (4E4Gc)

364 I think we are going to see GA called for Trump pretty early tonight.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

365 I'm guessing everyone just fucks with exit pollers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (RUMEY)

366 Sweetlips, Ballplay and, previously named Deep Gap Tennessee

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (WXNFJ)

367 I don't have a good feeling about the rest of the night.


==

this one is MY favorite !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (V13WU)

368 NEW YORK—The New York Times tech worker strike entered its second day on Tuesday with hundreds of staffers picketing and chanting for a fair contract, leaving questions about how the country's largest newspaper would be able to digitally cover the most important news day of the year. . .


LOLGF, MSM

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (scDBq)

369 OH, GA, & FL leaning R - DD has Trump at 32 EVs; Harris at 3 EVs

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (SRRAx)

370 Yep, NC seems to be really turning. The Yankee move into Wake and the college vote are killing it. Adios to that place as a permanent home. They also now have another D gov.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 07:51 PM (60OBK)


It's weird because in the state house, the Republicans now have a super majority.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (1YfKX)

371 I'm watching Foxu News, the only news I trust.

https://youtu.be/94aAW0F_p8k

And working, because it's 11:30 AM here.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (BLOW1)

So it's 11:30 Wednesday there? So you can tell us - what happened? Who won? Why keep us in suspense?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (QGaXH)



NO ALTERING THE TIMELINE!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (aD39U)

372 Not much point in trolling at this point. What's done is done.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (vFG9F)

373 Kamala winning Vermont and N Carolina and New Hampshire and Virginia so far. Trump is not exactly running away with /florida!! Tell me im seeing this wrong??

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (WdMlw)

374 353 310, I am not saying the sky is falling. In fact I still think we are going to win North Carolina. But there’s no question that College students voting in the state they go to school at even if they’re official residency is somewhere else is a big deal. I bet the number of college students who voted in the real homes and also where their school is located is in the multitude of thousands.
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (ct/o

VA also allows this, but most have to do it provisionally...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (exHjb)

375 Barkley was never an actual conservative. I know he talked about running as a Republican I think in Alabama or something a few decades ago, but it was all just BS. Howard Stern flirted with pretending to be conservative after 911 but the real conservatives you see in sports or in ShowBiz are the ones that do it year after year after year. Barkley never swayed too much from his true self.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (ct/o8)

376 Tucker is pissing me off being late as shit tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (RUMEY)

377 I guess that's good:

@foxnewspolitics 14m
Blue state Republican governor (Scott, Vermont ) wins re-election to a fifth term in office https://trib.al/Q21s4f2

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (IG4Id)

378 Maybe they should run respectable women and not the POS they keep trying to foist on us.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (b4o9z)

379 Gonna be an early night for Trump.......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (tT6L1)

380 I am amazed at the dearth of trolls today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (hKWgn)

Damn. I thought you said death

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (lX8VI)

381 Don't care if the cops come, starting the ZR1

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (/ndYH)

382 Flipporama man.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (V13WU)

383 354 CNN exit poll says “democracy” is the top issue for PA voters, whatever the fuck that means.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (B9Prs)
++++
I doubt it. The economy, national security, even abortion? Sure.

"Democracy?" Fuck no.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (HnUIn)
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"Mob rule" like Summer of Love 2020.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (LPS7w)

384 Kamala winning comfortably in NC and Ohio? It's early but this makes no sense.

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (PTDkx)

385 All other timezones and areas, get out to vote. You're needed tonight. Do not think we have this won b/c we do NOT. Go win it for us!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (exHjb)

386 This country is ungovernable. Sexist. Racist. Bigots.
The people are just too stupid to vote how they are supposed to.

Posted by: incoming media copes at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (NL1fq)

387 When my wife and I moved to NC in 2007, we brought two Republican votes with us (I can't speak for all of her votes, I never ask, but I know the big ones). Bonus, the people whose house we bought were conservatives who remained in the State, so we didn't displace any votes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (2cS/G)

388 There is no wave.

Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (lX8VI)

389 ANDREA...
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


Perhaps we don't want to vote for a commie bitch?

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (FhXTo)

390 373 Kamala winning Vermont and N Carolina and New Hampshire and Virginia so far. Trump is not exactly running away with /florida!! Tell me im seeing this wrong??

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (WdMlw)

Trump up almost a million in Florida.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (KbCG3)

391 There is an MSLSD ( I think) reporter who is starting to look so much like Andrea Mitchell to the point that I have to remind myself that she is too young to be Andrea Mitchell.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (Vvh2V)

392 I'm guessing everyone just fucks with exit pollers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM


I would have but I have never had anyone try to interview me as I was leaving a polling place.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (QNSds)

393 CNN lies a much as fox

**********************

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (M7vhK)

394
Insiders reveal 'lonely and lost' Biden's humiliating last days in office: Netflix binges, quiet tears and shunned by the Harris campaign"


Garbage Pail Kids always get their revenge

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (xG4kz)

395 If Trump wins, Megyn might be press sec.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (i0F8b)

396 You guys, have a heart.

The media is going to be SOOOO disappointed in America.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

397 I love the portly guy on CNN in the still of the clip Ace posted. Dude looks like his ham salad sandwich just backtalked him.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (jPWY0)

398 Barry "When they go low, we go high" Obama'

-
Better advice.

https://tinyurl.com/mpv6cvwy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (L/fGl)

399 177 When I voted for McCain I was hoping he wouldn't complete his term and we could have President Palin.
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (Sf2cq)

Same. Palin made me want to vote McCain.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

400 @375: "Barkley never swayed too much from his true self."

He's also planning for his post-TNT future so he might be "moderating" his political commentary in the next year or two. I doubt his opinion about the women of San Antonio has changed though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (k1Qly)

401 So the Virginia possibility is off the table it seems.

It seems NC might slip from our fingers.

But NH is in play?

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (1so3f)

402 Where are you guys getting this crap? I don’t have a TV on, but Kamala winning in Ohio I doubt it.

Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (ct/o8)

403 ---
How many people in the devastated regions were able to cast their votes?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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They have simply been steamrolled by the influx of locusts, and the Blue concentrations in Charlotte and The Research Triangle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (XeU6L)

404 Kamala winning Vermont and N Carolina and New Hampshire and Virginia so far. Trump is not exactly running away with /florida!! Tell me im seeing this wrong??
Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (WdMlw)

There are almost no votes in from any of those states, except Florida. Where Trump seems to be absolutely cleaning up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (uCjyK)

405 C8 ZR1, super car

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (/ndYH)

406 How is Ohio lean whore?

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (lX8VI)

407 Holy crap.

Trolls out in FORCE tonight.

GERG is back!!

Wow....welcome back Gerg.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

408 >>None of this means anything until you have at least 60% in. People start quoting "leads" with 5% of the vote in. it's just noise.

Not always. If you know the state and the voting history you can make conclusions on some races pretty early. Hell, they called WV Trump, governor and senate in about 5 seconds.

This particular guy is a NH resident and has been following the election all day. I saw a photo of a line by a voting station in Londonderry, NH where I used to work and it looked like they were lined up for concert. And it is a very red area.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (LkLld)

409 364 I think we are going to see GA called for Trump pretty early tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

Governor not afraid of having any cars explode this time?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (2NXcZ)

410 Big Connoly drop in the 11th - I'm assuming the early votes - now Trump has to make up the difference from early voting...

Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Percentage54.40%
Votes472,368
Candidate
Donald J. Trump
Republican
Percentage43.15%
Votes374,645

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (exHjb)

411 Dear NYT Tech workers:

LEARN. TO. CODE.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (QfvaV)

412 NO ALTERING THE TIMELINE!!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Did someone give Pixy the Hadron Collider?

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (ftFVW)

413 244 And the gin martini goes down, down, down. Yum, yum, yum, in my belly.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (LPS7w)
---------
The Chairman does it right.

Posted by: 496 at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (a28Fw)

414 If some fool tried to exit poll me, they'd find out that turtles are my number one issue.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (jPWY0)

415 The media is going to be SOOOO disappointed in America.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)


Like Tom Brokaw saying we threw a temper tantrum in 1994?

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (RFPHU)

416 We should be getting results from Toad Suck AR in a few minutes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (gm9Sb)

417 Same here. I vote in a predominately black area. I measure turnout by 2008, when Obama was a huge blowout. Voting today was a steady trickle. No lines--not even close. As usual, the people at the black Baptist church where I vote did an excellent job.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM

--

Keep in mind that Biden "won" a larger share of the vote in hugely-AA Fulton County, based on total population, than Obama did in his best showing, by more than 2 percentage points.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (wzAuc)

418 Hard to tell Eeyores from the trolls. ("know them by their red-stained lips")

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (LPS7w)

419 Watching Bongino right now. It means absolutely nothing but the gal on the left is very easy on the eyes. IMO.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

420 Did my civic duty and kept my 4-decade voting streak alive. Unlike '22, where I had to stand in line for over an hour in the longest line I was ever in to vote (even longer than the lines I stood in when I lived in Dallas), tonight I just walked right in — no one in front of me. Here's hoping that's because the neotenous retards in this college town decided to stay home....

Posted by: goozer at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (aWAkn)

421 ... It always looks good for Republicans early in the evening.

Fuck russia and china because they are helping tRump ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM (JxaW4)
++++
The first almost gets it.

The second will never get it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (HnUIn)

422 “ It's weird because in the state house, the Republicans now have a super majority.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (1YfKX)”

I was looking at homes in a few counties. Every place I went were the people I was trying to get away from. They might be able to bank the state house, but they keep getting shit governors who keep pushing it further left. They also keep voting more and more blue in federal races.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (60OBK)

423 If Trump wins, Megyn might be press sec.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (i0F8b)

Oooh good call.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (lX8VI)

424 Trump is not exactly running away with /florida!! Tell me im seeing this wrong??
Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (WdMlw)


What the hell are you talking about? Trump is galloping away with Florida.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (1YfKX)

425 Im watching red eagle politics on YouTube, cool solo youtuber tracking live results, at least until Tucker comes on

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (M7vhK)

426 >>Krugman on NYT live blog: "So the thing about the [MSG] rally wasn’t just that it was a horror show; it was probably the first time many people saw what Trump rallies are like."


Ha ha, it was a helluva show, and very positive.
Like the Rogan interview, they say unfiltered Trump, Vance, and others -- no MSM gotcha clips, narrative crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (scDBq)

427 LOL where did all the shit come from all of a sudden ?

You guys at DU finally finish your pudding cups ?

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (7kKPC)

428 Folks, before you panic post, look at the % of the state in.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (q6dqN)

429 I just got off the phone with a Kamala volunteer who told me I still had time to get to the polls. I was very nice to her and pretended I was still undecided. I started out by asking her why Biden was removed from the ticket. Because of our proximity to DE we consider him a local son and a lot of people around here were really upset he was kicked off the ticket.

Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (4E4Gc)

430 388 There is no wave.
Posted by: Greg at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (lX8VI)

Yep. Time for eeyore to kick in full-effect.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (1so3f)

431 Like Tom Brokaw saying we threw a temper tantrum in 1994?
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (RFPHU)



Now they're just going to call us big mean misogynist racists for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

432 353 310, I am not saying the sky is falling. In fact I still think we are going to win North Carolina. But there’s no question that College students voting in the state they go to school at even if they’re official residency is somewhere else is a big deal. I bet the number of college students who voted in the real homes and also where their school is located is in the multitude of thousands.
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (ct/o




I remember insisting upon keeping my absentee vote in my hometown, because I knew a vote in Berkeley would be wasted. (This was back when CA still had lots of GOP votes and Politicians)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (D5l7Y)

433 Poly market at 70% for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (RUMEY)

434 Trump 8 points swing in Loudon with 95+ in (Baris said all is in), if that holds statewide looking at less than 2 point margin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (MGB5H)

435 I don't have a good feeling about the rest of the night.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


Put that person on suicide watch.
I'll pop the popcorn.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (0ZV5S)

436 Guess who I blew tonight? Erik Erikson! Had to use a straw. He insisted on plastic.

Posted by: Pawl at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (vFG9F)

437 Florida has 76% counted so far and Trump is up by 14.6%.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6ydKt)

438 Gonna be an early night for Trump.......
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:55 PM (tT6L1)


STAY FULLY ZIPPED UP!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (RFPHU)

439 We have 69 on Polymarket.

We have 69

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (xn33A)

440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!


Yeah, that's it. We all would be voting for the Dem ticket if only it were Walz at the top of it....

Posted by: BuddyPC at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (isNfz)

441 Tucker live.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (V13WU)

442 See? Same early numbers.

@EricLDaugh
·
1m
BREAKING: Decision Desk HQ now gives Donald Trump a 70% chance of winning the election

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

443 Tucker is live.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (xCA6C)

444 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (g3LNR)

445 435 I don't have a good feeling about the rest of the night.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


Put that person on suicide watch.
I'll pop the popcorn.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (0ZV5S)

Nah, fuck 'em, he deserves his privacy.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (jPWY0)

446 There's an Athol in Idaho, too. Guy got around.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 07:52 PM (hKWgn)

There's Athol's everywhere, usually driving Beemer 3 series or Lexus RX350s

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (FCbAQ)

447 I have a very bad feeling about this and the gender gap is going to do Trump in and Trump is running behind in NC and OH and they haven't called FL for Trump yet and the trolls are trolling and Rove is Fox and I don't know what to think and the independents are breaking for Kalamla...

Let's all just chill the f*ck out, take a deep breath and another sip of bourbon and see how this plays out.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (XfoBK)

448 Tucker on with MJT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=284VFHrO8Nc

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (M7vhK)

449 Megyn is up.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (yjha1)

450 CNN just called Florida.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (k1Qly)

451 Florida called the moment the central time closed. Amazing.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (q6dqN)

452 Tucker has started his livestream.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (6ydKt)

453 Loudon County VA - 8 point swing to Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (5p7BC)

454 Tucker finally on.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline - Person of Refuse at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (JRP2U)

455 Florida!!!!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (EmT/E)

456 Like Tom Brokaw saying we threw a temper tantrum in 1994?
Posted by: Doof

Or 2004. I thought he was gonna throw up on TV.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (ftFVW)

457 Before anyone freaks out about NC, 0.3% of precincts have reported in right now.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (1YfKX)

458 So the Virginia possibility is off the table it seems.

It seems NC might slip from our fingers.

But NH is in play?

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM


Uh only 21% of the vote in Virginia has been counted.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (QNSds)

459 CNN called Florida for Trump.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (uCjyK)

460 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?
Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (g3LNR)



Doesn't matter. Dems lie, R's are rare to recover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Baris just called FL officially.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (MGB5H)

462 440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

Yeah, that's it. We all would be voting for the Dem ticket if only it were Walz at the top of it....
Posted by: BuddyPC at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (isNfz)

----
Tulsi could change my mind in about 2 minutes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (LPS7w)

463 does Ace want to drive side saddle in a c8 zr1?

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (/ndYH)

464 >>>42 How's VA?

i just heard Kamala lost a big chunk from from Biden's 2020 numbers in ultra-left Loudoun County

I can't be more specific

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (KRtlO)

465 About time to start seeing real numbers from VA, NC, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (2cS/G)

466 1 million vote leads tend to allow calls as soon as polls close LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (5p7BC)

467 CNN just called Florida.


==

!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (V13WU)

468 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?

**********************

He filed a multimillion defamation lawsuit, but I think he was just too pro life for the state

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (M7vhK)

469 Did ypu say Trump was galloping away with Florida?

Posted by: Secretariat of State Kerry at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (PM7HD)

470 Krull update: The green wizard shot the food has found the fortress. Now the evil wizard has blinded him.

It's a wiz-off, folks. It's a wiz-off.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (lhenN)

471 When did "swing states" become "battleground states?" 2016? 2012?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (HnUIn)

472 i will try to stay up late in the hope that trump clearly wins so i might go to sleep with a happy face and a pic of a naked french redhead on my computer screen. i think her name is rochelle and i don't care that she has kind of crooked teeth. also i want to see kamala cackling as she either concedes or claims the election was stolen

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (CWTWj)

473 Tucker has started his livestream.

Unfortunately, it's behind the paywall.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG)

474 457 Before anyone freaks out about NC, 0.3% of precincts have reported in right now.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (1YfKX

So it's over?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (RUMEY)

475 >>>453 Loudon County VA - 8 point swing to Trump.

Oh okay, Dave in Fla reported it. SO that's what I heard.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (KRtlO)

476 423 If Trump wins, Megyn might be press sec.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (i0F8b)

Oooh good call.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (lX8VI)




While that is a great Political Conversion, I REALLY want Sarah Huckabee Sanders back, see my comments at #230.

Then again, should I even dare get my hopes up? I am an Eeyore after what happened in 2020 and I really do expect a Commiecrat Cheatfest.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (D5l7Y)

477 This place is on fire! 436 comments in 32 minutes = 13.6 comments per minute. Yowza!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (QGaXH)

478 i just heard Kamala lost a big chunk from from Biden's 2020 numbers in ultra-left Loudoun County

I can't be more specific
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (KRtlO)

8pt swing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (MGB5H)

479 Fox just called Florida, Alabama, Tennessee , Missourii and Mississippi

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (IW0rK)

480 Ugh. Shitty local coverage switched to totally awful national coverage from NY.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (HnUIn)

481 darn...I had hopes for NJ...I know but still..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (EmT/E)

482 473 Tucker has started his livestream.

Unfortunately, it's behind the paywall.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG

Nope it's on yoootooob

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (RUMEY)

483 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?
Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (g3LNR)


Oh yes, filed a defamation suit too.

He's also batshit insane. I'm saying this from meeting him several times.

Bat. Fucking. Shit. Insane.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (1YfKX)

484 444 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?

Yes. And filed a defamation lawsuit against NBC

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (QfvaV)

485 FL called this early? Wow! Thank you Gov DeSantis!

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (i0F8b)

486 If Trumps gets GA, AZ, NV, AND VA..he does not the rust belt...just saying

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)

487 105 - 72 EV at the moment for Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (aRslG)

488 darn...I had hopes for NJ...I know but still..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (EmT/E)
++++
Really?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (HnUIn)

489 But there’s no question that College students voting in the state they go to school at even if they’re official residency is somewhere else is a big deal. I bet the number of college students who voted in the real homes and also where their school is located is in the multitude of thousands

I really think that you could fix this problem by making the residency requirements for voting the same as the residence requirements for in-state tuition.

And I don't really care if you set both at the University's "You must live here for 12 consecutive months before starting your degree" or the State's "Uhhh... bring your most recent utility bill".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (hB7mE)

490 BBC:

Trump 90 EV
Harris 27EV

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (Sf2cq)

491 It always looks good for Republicans early in the evening.
--------
Unintentional truth of the night.
LOL.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

492 if trump carries florida with less than 60 percent it will be taken as proof that he stole the election. word

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (CWTWj)

493 Texas polls closed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (Aqu9a)

494 I still suspect this is over and done with by 11pm EST.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (k1Qly)

495 ..but if he does - nice to have !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)

496 just heard Kamala lost a big chunk

Ran down her chin?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (KR90/)

497 I love Charles Barkley, but there is literally no way to predict what will come out of his mouth next.

-
Trust lamented Trump’s comment about shooting through the press. Reminded me of the old Ron White bit about getting arrested. "I had the right to remain silent but not the ability!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

498 Tucker has started his livestream.

*********************

Its on YT free:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=284VFHrO8Nc

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (M7vhK)

499 488 darn...I had hopes for NJ...I know but still..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (EmT/E)
++++
Really?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (HnUIn)

LOL...pipe dreams.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (EmT/E)

500 We've got a bunch of trolls don't we
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (IyPmt)

Just one, really. raykon scarcely counts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (hKWgn)

501 I can't be more specific
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (KRtlO)

You don't have to be!!

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (lX8VI)

502 Bat. Fucking. Shit. Insane.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (1YfKX)


You say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (QfvaV)

503 Robinson was caught flat-footed, he fought back in the Court, and got some sort of relief or recognition, but the damage was done. I voted for him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (2cS/G)

504 Nice Election Map from Reuters -

https://tinyurl.com/3dpkx8ed

Trump already has 23 EC votes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

---------------

Now showing Trump with 90 EC votes, Kommie-la with 27.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (jfKqs)

505 LOL! Ace noticed me!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

506 Texas polls closed.

==

on the edge of my seat !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)

507 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


I see that as an indictment of Democrat men only.
She can't possibly be thinking that republican men should vote for her because she's a woman, so that only leaves democrat men, those precious defenders of women and their rights, to drop out when the rubber hits the road.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 08:03 PM (FCbAQ)

508 Trump only lost Palm Beach by 10K votes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (MGB5H)

509 I love Charles Barkley, but there is literally no way to predict what will come out of his mouth next

***************

he's a geriatric Bald Bull lookalike

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (M7vhK)

510 Unfortunately, it's behind the paywall.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (mH6SG

Nope it's on yoootooob


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=284VFHrO8Nc

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (xCA6C)

511 So it's over?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

512 For those keeping score at home the richest county in America is Loudoun County, VA. Wow.

@ChristianHeiens
·
4m
A 9 POINT SHIFT IN THE RICHEST COUNTY IN AMERICA!!!!

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW?!?!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

513 I am not saying the sky is falling. In fact I still think we are going to win North Carolina. But there’s no question that College students voting in the state they go to school at even if they’re official residency is somewhere else is a big deal. I bet the number of college students who voted in the real homes and also where their school is located is in the multitude of thousands.
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (ct/o
++++
I suspect that most student votes are probably fraudulent. When I was in college many years ago, the registration drives made no issue of residency.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (HnUIn)

514 345 Krugman on NYT live blog: "So the thing about the [MSG] rally ... it was probably the first time many people saw what Trump rallies are like."


--

FIFY, Krugs.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (wzAuc)

515 440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

Yeah, that's it. We all would be voting for the Dem ticket if only it were Walz at the top of it....
Posted by: BuddyPC at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (isNfz)

I hope they scold their base for not coming out for them. That'd be sweet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (2g+I3)

516 All counties in OK red for the 3rd straight time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (MGB5H)

517 nutz owt 4 p'nut

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

518 Speaking as a lifelong Republican, these initial numbers are looking very, very bad for Trump.

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (uxCna)

519 Uh only 21% of the vote in Virginia has been counted.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (QNSds)

Ok...sorry I've only got you guys to rely on for info. I refuse to watch anything else. Actually, the Hurricanes game is back on soon so I'm going to watch them beat the f*** out of the Flyers.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (1so3f)

520 While that is a great Political Conversion, I REALLY want Sarah Huckabee Sanders back, see my comments at #230.

Then again, should I even dare get my hopes up? I am an Eeyore after what happened in 2020 and I really do expect a Commiecrat Cheatfest.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (D5l7Y)

Isn't she busy being the governor of somewhere?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (z/ifB)

521 511 So it's over?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

Germans bombed Nagasaki, not Pearl Harbor.

Read a book.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (RUMEY)

522 The New Mexico communists are discussing how to move and attach it to California if Trump is elected president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (tPMOE)

523 Nice Election Map from Reuters -

https://tinyurl.com/3dpkx8ed

Trump already has 23 EC votes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (6ydKt)

---------------

Now showing Trump with 90 EC votes, Kommie-la with 27.

---------------

Odd, several of the recent calls for Trump show 0 votes counted.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (jfKqs)

524 509 I love Charles Barkley, but there is literally no way to predict what will come out of his mouth next

***************

he's a geriatric Bald Bull lookalike
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (M7vhK)

Rush called him mild dud head. It's a perfect description really.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (2g+I3)

525 >>Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM

They're in the denial stage.

Posted by: huerfano at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (DKIGo)

526
Will the organ grinder man in the Upper Midwest get his favorite monkey, Timpon, back after tonight?

Time will tell!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (xG4kz)

527

Uh only 21% of the vote in Virginia has been counted.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:01 PM (QNSds)

A lot of early vote is in with VA (we switched the way we count after 2016 to try and not have the "folks cheating in the middle of the night" scenario)...I posted what Trump needs to overcome. It's a LOT, but not impossible.

As I've said for weeks, I thought he couldn't win...now, he has chance...which is amazing...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (exHjb)

528 CNN needs to call their experts is seems

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (C1Mnz)

529 I am really worried about Iowa !..ok, I can't say it with a straight face . Sorry !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

530 Hey, Andrea’s not wrong. I don’t want women in positions of power or authority. But it’s not like I’d vote for Kamala if she was a dude and Trump was a chick, everything else being the aame

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (yhJ3f)

531 *clambers up on the tallest soap box*

STOP FUCKING UP MILITARY BALLOTS!

Every single fucking election since I was a wee(er) alex, military ballots are fucked up. It doesn't matter which party is in the majority, the military ballots are fucked up.

This makes me so angry.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (1YfKX)

532 DOOF! you couldnt swing MD? come on man!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (MGB5H)

533 #368 LOLGF, MSM
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (hovnC)

534 Mr Metokur: "it's time for women to be put in breeding camps"
What a ripoff, I voted for a personal Handmaid

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (gKWVE)

535 I'm allowing the slightest of hopium to enter my skull.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (RUMEY)

536 Would you say this man Trump has a plethora of votes in Florida?

Posted by: El Guapo at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (Aqu9a)

537 Switched to Tucker on YouTube. No clue if it will be any good. It cannot be worse than CBS.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (HnUIn)

538 Alright it's over......Massachusetts has been called for harris.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (QNSds)

539 I was meh about McCain until Sarah Palin.

And I'd have voted for her had she run for President.

But, the traitors within the GOP made sure Palin was politically destroyed and made sure she'd never hold political office again.

But yeah, I won't vote for a woman.

By the way, I think all of the ops run against Sarah broke her and her former husband.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (tT6L1)

540 c8 zr1, mid engine

Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (/ndYH)

541 Krull update: All this searching, I'm starting to think Liam Neeson doesn't have a certain set of skills.

Thy just killed their first slayer, and the graphic result would have delighted/traumatized 8-year-old me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (lhenN)

542 Hat tip to Ron DeSantis for what he's done in Florida.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (KbCG3)

543  511 So it's over?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------
Have faith - the fact that Trump picked up the coveted Hefty endorsement must count for something!

Posted by: 496 at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (B4nQ6)

544 testing
Posted by: Spijnk at November 05, 2024 07:53 PM (/ndYH)

You have to suck real hard on the tailpipe. I know you can do it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (hKWgn)

545 A 9 POINT SHIFT IN THE RICHEST COUNTY IN AMERICA!!!!

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW?!?!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

all the rich dudes in that county are going to have a hell of a time convincing their rich wives that it was all the other rich dudes who voted for Trump, not me.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (z/ifB)

546 I didn't realize that the stripes on DDHQ were lead not lean

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (lX8VI)

547 Hey Spijnk there's a post election party at Mary'Cloggenstein's. Do you want me to pick you up? I've got a new toy you gotta try. It will turn your tears of pain into tears of joy.

Posted by: Pawl at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

548 387 When my wife and I moved to NC in 2007, we brought two Republican votes with us (I can't speak for all of her votes, I never ask, but I know the big ones). Bonus, the people whose house we bought were conservatives who remained in the State, so we didn't displace any votes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:56 PM (2cS/G)
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Me too. The young couple who moved in next door, from OR, are sound. They have girls in grade school. (Our connections for Thin Mints.)

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (1bNHn)

549 Odd, several of the recent calls for Trump show 0 votes counted.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (jfKqs)
++++
Some are callable with no data. Tennessee, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Alabama are going to Trump. Waiting for the polls to close is just a formality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (HnUIn)

550 Tucker is on with MTG..who won, I guess.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

551 this just in: trump lost the tranny vote. no hope for the west village of manhattan.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (CWTWj)

552 >>> For those keeping score at home the richest county in America is Loudoun County, VA. Wow.

They must’ve gotten rich from hard work, perseverance, entrepreneurialism and prudent financial decisions.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (vLxSK)

553 515 440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

Yeah, that's it. We all would be voting for the Dem ticket if only it were Walz at the top of it....
Posted by: BuddyPC at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (isNfz)

I hope they scold their base for not coming out for them. That'd be sweet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (2g+I3)

--

This nonsense hit its sell-by date in 2008, when a woman was on the GOP ticket but I was a racist for not voting for the black Marxist.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (wzAuc)

554 Timcast showing Tim Kaine winning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (RUMEY)

555 Nood

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (vJiyU)

556 Trump wins FL, OK, Mississipi, TN, Ala

Harris wins MD, Massachusetts, and DC - all called

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:07 PM (exHjb)

557 I'm allowing the slightest of hopium to enter my skull.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (RUMEY)

Pretend you're Kamala and the hopium is jizz. Slurp that shit up.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (lX8VI)

558 We have a new euphemism! "First Amendment activity"


https://x.com/DCPoliceTraffic/status/1853962440859623688

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (1YfKX)

559 Tucker is in high spirits

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (lN/pN)

560 536 Would you say this man Trump has a plethora of votes in Florida?
Posted by: El Guapo at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM (Aqu9a)


A what?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (QfvaV)

561 All counties in OK red for the 3rd straight time.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Okies know how to get 'er done!

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (ftFVW)

562 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 07:54 PM

They're in the denial stage.
Posted by:
huerfano
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I'm looking forward to these DU posts this evening. I imagine they continue to mentally deteriorate.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (41CYW)

563 sid is so upset that sperm something something chin

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (CWTWj)

564 Why is NC so skewed to Harris with 7% of the votes in - are these the mail in votes?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (EmT/E)

565 Isn't she busy being the governor of somewhere?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (z/ifB)




Oh yah, she IS Governor of Arkansas, isn't she?

Well, maybe Megyn could do similar. It takes a journalist to know what shit they can do, after all.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (D5l7Y)

566 Loudoun County has gone for Harris 56-40 with 95% in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (79pEw)

567 SO-

how are things

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (/7KEl)

568 444 Did Robinson in NC ever disavow all the stuff that came out about his gamer nickname and other unsavory stuff he supposedly said?

Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 08:00 PM (g3LNR)


I thought he took the Bill Clinton route and denied, denied, denied.

Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 08:08 PM (Yt3ED)

569 nood!

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (QAK8m)

570 Looks like a number of trolls hanging out here tonight

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (w3u3d)

571 >>They must’ve gotten rich from hard work, perseverance, entrepreneurialism and prudent financial decisions.

I spend a fair amount of time there doing bidniss. What's really shocking is that the place is home to so many Beltway elite.

It's a very big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld)

572 515 440 ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don't trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief." "They just don't wanna vote for a woman."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

Doesn't Andrea have some hauntings to get to, seances, coven meetings, that sort of thing?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)

573 Osceola County in Florida, with a large Puerto Rican pop, went from +14 Biden in 2020 to +1 Trump tonight with 85% of the county counted. Source: X, @KSoltisAnderson

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (CwhoI)

574 DDHQ has Loudoun County at 56.7% Harris, 40.4% Trump with 95% counted.

2020 Loudoun County was 61.9% Biden, 36.7% Trump. So yes, that's a big swing.

Meanwhile Kamala's outperforming 2020 Biden numbers in the blue counties in Ohio by a pretty good amount, but it's still pretty early in the counting.

Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (EcUen)

575 nood? I just got here....

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 05, 2024 08:10 PM (w3u3d)

576 I get that 30% of the population are Marxists and would vote for Lenin's corpse. What I don't get is why the next 20% would vote for a complete incompetent that has done a bang up job blowing up the economy and has destabilized the country with an illegal alien invasion. Is inbreeding that extensive in that population?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (tPMOE)

577 419 Watching Bongino right now. It means absolutely nothing but the gal on the left is very easy on the eyes. IMO.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)
______
She gets her looks from her mom, Campos-Duffy.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (1bNHn)

578 Doesn't Andrea have some hauntings to get to, seances, coven meetings, that sort of thing?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)


I thought her side gig was guarding the crypt.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (FCbAQ)

579 Per exit polls and other data Trump is taking 25%of black males in Georgia. He ain't losing Georgia

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (aRslG)

580 My kid and his girlfriend voted this morning and sent me a pic of them with their stickers on and typed in team Harris 2024. I could have killed him. He was kidding of course but I shared it with friends. He’s why I have gray hair.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (sOA7y)

581 450 CNN just called Florida.
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Those PRO-TRUMP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (hovnC)

582 I’m watching Megyn Kelly but she’s got Lowry on and that guy who hates Trump Charles C. White? I think I got his name wrong. He’s a twitchy little dude.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (sOA7y)

583 579 Per exit polls and other data Trump is taking 25%of black males in Georgia. He ain't losing Georgia
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:11 PM (aRslG)




Oh really?

Posted by: Non-citizens and dead people at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (D5l7Y)

584 Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (1so3f)

Habs and Flames on here. Hoping for pudding cups from AtC later….

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (3Ope8)

585 Brett Baier needs eye liner before he announces in the 10 minutes that Kamala is president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 08:13 PM (tPMOE)

586 529 I am really worried about Iowa !..ok, I can't say it with a straight face . Sorry !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)


Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Iowa Register poll from a few days ago was complete bullshit.

Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 08:14 PM (Yt3ED)

587 Alright it's over......Massachusetts has been called for harris.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 08:06 PM

On behalf of the Commonwealth, I apologize for the asshats who live here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:16 PM (Wnv9h)

588 399 177 When I voted for McCain I was hoping he wouldn't complete his term and we could have President Palin.
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 07:41 PM (Sf2cq)

Same. Palin made me want to vote McCain.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)
I voted Palin/McCain.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (LHPAg)

589 But now they're saying the posted numbers for Loudoun were a data error ...

Posted by: Alex at November 05, 2024 08:23 PM (EcUen)

590 >>>516 All counties in OK red for the 3rd straight time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (MGB5H)

This right here is the reason I feel no guilt over not being able to vote today. The rest of the state had my back.

Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 08:26 PM (M6moH)

591 If Putin delivers Georgia for Trump, can we finally stop villainizing him?

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 05, 2024 08:27 PM (mW6aM)

592 Still in line to vote in CA, lot of people don’t believe in vote by mail I guess

Posted by: GT 5.0 at November 05, 2024 08:28 PM (V8tn0)

593 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

Germans bombed Nagasaki, not Pearl Harbor.

Read a book.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:05 PM (RUMEY)

It's a line from an inspirational rant by John Belushi in the movie Animal House.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 05, 2024 08:32 PM (by+vB)

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