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It does feel like we're in the middle of a political realignment akin to 1968, etc. It's a messy time, with old allies becoming opponents and old enemies becoming friends.
it's not "party switching" but a populist/nationalist movement rising up against the uniparty establishment. I never thought I would be raising my fist shouting power to the people but here we are. Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (wGun1) 2
First!
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (wGun1) 3
Foist?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (ghV3u) 4
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO) 5
I'll summon the horde
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (wGun1) 6
I nooded though before firsting!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:56 AM (ghV3u) 7
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1) 9
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
*********************** How many of them were even real in 2020? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) 10
I voted 1st day of early voting, here.
That way, some soros scumbag couldn't sneak in and "vote" my vote, before I got there. THEN I went to the E.R., and we all know how that ended up. But I got my vote in, so there's that! ![]() Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (Xo+UM) 11
>>GO VOTE
Done, voted in NJ. Pretty much in and out, no bigger crowds than usual. I will say, the methodology of voting in my county should be the standard around the country. Of course this is Jersey and Cadillac's full of ballots are going to show up in Hudson and Essex, but Morris County has their sh*t together. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (XV/Pl) 12
Dave in Fla! God bless you, sir.
Posted by: My Sweet Lord at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (zVDqY) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (i24o9) 14
Hey Dave! Always appreciate your insightful input, my friend.
What worries me the most isn't democrat voters. It's the cemetery and illegal votes. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (RUMEY) 15
Did. Voted. 2nd in line.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 16
thanks Dave! I feel it change is in the air for sure
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (s3qiR) 17
Preparing to go vote and doing a last check of the sample ballot. Not a single Democrat is even on the county and local section. Just some sacrificial lambs for statewide offices.
I am old enough to remember when Alabama was a bluedog Democrat state. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (aD39U) Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (wGiJD) 19
And done and dropped in the box last night.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (i24o9) 20
9 How many of them were even real in 2020?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) ======== You know what would be hilarious? The left, really pissed at the missing tens of millions of voters, start a ground-up investigation of where they went and discover the breadth of the cheat. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO) 21
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
*********************** How many of them were even real in 2020? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) Like always, mostly in the cemeteries. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (VNX3d) 22
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
--- They tend to show up most reliably on the second, third, and fourth recounts. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (B9Prs) 23
Four fingers again. AI seems to be stubborn.
Posted by: pawn at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (QB+5g) 24
Why would the NYTs want to talk to white guys?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (AdHga) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV) 26
James O'Keefe is watching the commies too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (zlGo9) 27
That has all the hallmarks of AI art (lady hovering above street).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (LPS7w) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (xG4kz) 29
Can I make one (I think salient) point?
The GOP hasn't done shit. Trump has expanded all of those numbers. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (KbCG3) 30
Why bourbon when you could have scotch?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (9mfKN) 31
Great post Dave, feeling good!
Posted by: Uncledave at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (E+1ea) 32
I never thought I would be raising my fist shouting power to the people but here we are.
Posted by: Shenanigans Power to the people, and ban the f***ing Fed! Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (OUMaO) 33
I voted this morning and was in and out in a little over five minutes. My ballot was #201.
My late husband and I always voted on Election Day. He was usually first in line at 7:00 am on his way to work. Praying hard that Trump/Vance defeat Willie's side piece and Tampon Tim. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (4tmpE) 34
How many of them were even real in 2020?
they were not real ballots with no voters by the hundreds of thousands Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (s3qiR) 35
@4
>>YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Funny you should say that, my company put two hours in our DayForce for voting today. So, essentially, if you don't vote, you can't use that time for anything else. So, you might as well vote. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (XV/Pl) 36
Nate Silver should change his firms name to Ad Hoc Polling.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (z/jjr) 37
I feel better that Nate Silver thing threw me for a loop and I know it shouldn't have
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (IyPmt) 38
Why is Harry Potter voting in our election?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (KAi1n) 40
I want to see the numbers for the Jewish vote. I'm betting PDT has the highest total votes ever from that category.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (t8vHj) 41
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
********** Our printing presses are going "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" right now and our back-room operations are just coming in to fill out ballots. We got this. Posted by: County Clerks, Milwaukee, Philly, Wayne, and Fulton Counties at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (ghV3u) 42
“My message to Americans tonight is simple: We do not have to live this way,” Trump said. “We do not have to settle for weakness, incompetence, decline, and decay.”
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo) 43
Praying hard that Trump/Vance defeat Willie's side piece and Tampon Tim.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (4tmpE) *hugs* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1) 44
Why bourbon when you could have scotch?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (9mfKN) What kind of scotch? Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os) 45
But I got my vote in, so there's that!
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (Xo+UM) Good plan and execution. The praying power of the Horde is with you. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Aqu9a) 46
Thanks Dave!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (7PziG) 47
It does feel like we're in the middle of a political realignment akin to 1968, etc. It's a messy time, with old allies becoming opponents and old enemies becoming friends.
it's not "party switching" but a populist/nationalist movement rising up against the uniparty establishment. I never thought I would be raising my fist shouting power to the people but here we are. Also, don't take the brown acid! Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (xCA6C) 48
Is there nothing Jews won't do?
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl) 49
So if the same thing that happened in PA and GA in 2020 happens again - late night counting that completely goes for Kamala, what is in place to challenge that today?
That's what hurt the most. Trump had it won, then 99% of the counting starts going to Biden. I'm hoping the RNC is in a better place to challenge and stop this nonsense Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (RUMEY) 50
Good morning, Dave.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (GBKbO) 51
Bless you, Jim
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Edx9u) 52
I'm not getting my hopes up.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (YJ71Z) 53
I have to admit I am rather shocked dems arent turning out bigly for a historic first ever brown female cackling candidate they never voted for in the primaries
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (M7vhK) 54
There seems no doubt the Dums are way down across the board in EV. Even Dum operatives have noticed it and are worried. So while polls might be for strippers, the potentially catastrophic collapse of Dum EV is real and spectacular.
Serious question: where did all the votes go? I'm sure some of the missing votes are due to actual voters who voted for Joey Shits in 2020 deciding to just sit this one out. But 700k of these people in PA alone? That seems highly unlikely. The other answer is that a very large percentage of 2020 EV for Dumocraps were totally bogus. But if so, why weren't the Dums able to do that again in 2024? Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (iFTx/) Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (KAi1n) 56
“My message to Americans tonight is simple: We do not have to live this way,” Trump said. “We do not have to settle for weakness, incompetence, decline, and decay.”
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (RHGPo) "It's not like he's got some magic wand....." - - - - Barack Owebama - Magic Negro Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 57
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters. In graveyards and mausoleums, where we always have been! -- the most reliable Dim voters Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (xG4kz) 58
Point of order: RCP has Harris up +.1 nationally now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Evo1G) 59
Did. Voted. 2nd in line.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (9FwI9) I saw that as "Voted. 2nd time." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (d9fT1) 60
How many of them were even real in 2020?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort I've begun to wonder if the votes they have this year are the usual cheat-votes, but a bunch of the actual voters bailed on them. Just wild-assed speculation. Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (OUMaO) 61
I'd feel better if you were predicting a loss Dave. Just kidding. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (ksjMr) 62
What kind of scotch?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os) I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet. I am aware there are much fancier/expensive options. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (9mfKN) 63
Dave in Fla, what some people apparently fail to understand is that your work gives us *some* idea (ie better than none) of how drastic the political realignment we're seeing is. This is important if (and maybe even especially if) the filth cheat, because nothing happens until (amongst other things) people look around and realize they are *not* the only one who is pissed off.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (zlGo9) 64
What kind of scotch?
Posted by: BignJames Butter! Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (KAi1n) Parkay!!! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (VNX3d) Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (KAi1n) 66
Actually, CBD nooded before anybody.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV) *********** He did. It's just that I put my nood in before my first. I coulda been the true first on this thread but only got the Bronze medal. ![]() Posted by: County Clerks, Milwaukee, Philly, Wayne, and Fulton Counties at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (ghV3u) 67
Oh, Happy Guy Fawkes Day, everyone!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (v6JzV) 68
>>The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.
Those Children won't ever get Polio, tho. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (z/jjr) 69
The criminal counties of Fulton and Cobb have attempted shenanigans and been caught.
Georgia had better not allow another steal. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (4tmpE) 70
Is there nothing Jews won't do?
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl) ________________ And while trying to donate to Ukraine Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (iFTx/) 71
18 And I'm here to discuss.
My personal troll should be here in a few minutes. Posted by: Dave in Fla at Hope I'm not late!!! Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (YJ71Z) 72
I'm not getting my hopes up.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (YJ71Z) Hope up, pants down! That's the way we like to....... Posted by: 2 Live Crew at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1) 73
Did it on Saturday.
I'd vote again if I were a democrat and knew I could get away with it because I was a democrat. (I wouldn't as I am because I still respect the law, whether I could get away with it or not.) Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (N1DT3) 74
One optimistic data point: I lived in NV in early 2000's and moved away, lived in half a dozen other places. I was dismayed in 2020 to discover I had voted in NV despite not having lived there in 20 years. However, I did not register to vote in NV this year, so that's positive news.
Posted by: My Sweet Lord at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (zVDqY) 75
I'm hoping the RNC is in a better place to challenge and stop this nonsense
Posted by: AlaBAMA The evidence is incontrovertible. They are. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (xCA6C) 76
Is that the proverbial "crawl over broken glass" voter?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (+BqEV) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) 78
What number would you call to get the RNC to descend on the fraud you've spotted? Obviously it'll be different in each state, but what would you search for -- just "Republican National Committee"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu) 79
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl) Lie some more you terrorist c*nt. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (Zz0t1) 80
37 I feel better that Nate Silver thing threw me for a loop and I know it shouldn't have
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (IyPmt) Yup, even the shiniest, fanciest-pants model is subject to "garbage in, garbage out." Feed it garbage polling, and it will regurgitate garbage predictions. Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (XfoBK) 81
OSZ @OpenSourceZone Florida Early + Election Day Votes 🔴 3,940,434 (+1,004,464) 🔵 2,935,970 🟡 1,978,200 10:34 AM · Nov 5, 2024 · 157K Views Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (TGPs7) 82
Dave where did Omaha end up in EV and "polling"? Last I saw it moved to toss-up.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (CIS44) 83
Off stinky, corrupt socks!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (ghV3u) 84
I saw a video clip with Pressler in it, and Mr. Pressler was at a PA polling place. He reported that the GOP workers had already run out of Republican sample ballots.
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (rj6Yv) 85
What kind of scotch?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os) I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet. Ah, scotch with training wheels. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C) 86
I'll send you a bottle of my favorite SC local bourbon too
Posted by: MacRadDoc at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (+OjEW) Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (wGun1) 88
54 The other answer is that a very large percentage of 2020 EV for Dumocraps were totally bogus. But if so, why weren't the Dums able to do that again in 2024?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (iFTx/) ======== 2025, a diminished Democrat House is in disarray. Hakeem Jeffries is having trouble wrangling his members, and one small cohort of progressives have banded together with Republicans in a key committee because they think that something's wrong with how 10 million Democrat voters suddenly disappeared from 2020 to 2024. They are convinced that they will find voter suppression from state Republican parties, but they're in for a while surprise in the summer sex comedy: Naked Ballots. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (ksjMr) 90
Our printing presses are going "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" right now and our back-room operations are just coming in to fill out ballots.
************************** That chart that shows the red line Trump leading for most of the night until that instant big blue jump out of nowhere at 4AM still makes my stomach churn Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (M7vhK) 91
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
********** Our printing presses are going "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" right now and our back-room operations are just coming in to fill out ballots. We got this. Posted by: County Clerks, Milwaukee, Philly, Wayne, and Fulton Counties at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (ghV3u) And we have fleets of Buicks pre-positioned nationwide to rapidly deliver ballots, paper, thumbdrives, cardboard/newspaper & tape, whatever a voting center or tabulation center might conceivably need. Posted by: Dem Operative Agent 409 at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (Aqu9a) 92
>>> 69 The criminal counties of Fulton and Cobb have attempted shenanigans and been caught.
Georgia had better not allow another steal. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (4tmpE) Wasn't ratshitberger threatening rural counties if they didn't provide their counts quickly or some such? That's one I would love to see get a 3am no-knock raid. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (zlGo9) 93
78 What number would you call to get the RNC to descend on the fraud you've spotted? Obviously it'll be different in each state, but what would you search for -- just "Republican National Committee"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu) Anyone know? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (RUMEY) 94
- The Pennsylvania Democrat firewall is 700K votes less than in 2020
Hang on, PA! We're just now getting the tractor-trailer loaded up... Posted by: Fed Ex / Kinko's at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (l5F6b) 95
>How many of them were even real in 2020?
Academic Agent says 15M added to the big guy and 15M removed from Trump. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (lhenN) 96
"Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters"
========= They never existed. They were merely ballots. People posting pictures on X of Philadelphia. Ghost town. No wait times in the largest counties in GA. Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (i7Q7S) 97
Here's hoping for an early night.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (eYoxG) 98
I see I need to get off the lawn of various scotch aficionados.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (tT6L1) 99
Started early and almost done so will head home. Hoping to drag wife along to vote and pray she votes for the country not feminine feelings
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (AYz4A) 100
while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.
--------- You mean they weren't aspiring rappers? Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (ksjMr) 101
Update here in southeast Kentucky. More people than when I noted a full parking lot this morning. At least 50 people in line. Never in the 25 year here have I seen even a third of this turnout. Going to be 90%+ turnout in this 85%+ Republican county!
Posted by: KyEngineer at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (1Dvdf) 102
87 Ron Paul endorsed Trump.
Never thought I'd see the day. Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (wGun1) ======= Trump was talking about bringing Paul in to the administration to work with Musk on finding efficiencies in how government does things. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO) 103
I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet.
Ah, scotch with training wheels. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C) Scotch that doesn’t destroy my wallet… Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (9mfKN) 104
I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric That's potable. Back in my drinkin' days, I was a big Aberlour fan. I did have a 1/4 oz of Jameson Saturday night just before bed. I was exhausted and sore. Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (KAi1n) 105
Seems like a huge turnout...
ThePersistence @ScottPresler Show us the lines in New Jersey & New York. I’m hearing people have never seen anything like it. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (TGPs7) 106
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
Hiding in the trunks of Buicks everywhere - only to emerge at 3AM. Are we watching the freeways into PA for incoming Ballot trucks, or have the Dems decided their ticket is so toxic that they need ballot trains this year? Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (Da7Vv) 107
Posted by: County Clerks, Milwaukee, Philly, Wayne, and Fulton Counties at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (ghV3u)
And we have fleets of Buicks pre-positioned nationwide to rapidly deliver ballots, paper, thumbdrives, cardboard/newspaper & tape, whatever a voting center or tabulation center might conceivably need. Posted by: Dem Operative Agent 409 at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (Aqu9a) They're also ready to block up plumbing, as needed.... Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (VNX3d) 108
Told this to my wife this morning...
This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) 109
I very much want to buy Dave in FLA a bottle of bourbon.
One bit of optimism...he is taking into account the level of cheat from 2020, so if the Democrat machine can increase that level, we are in trouble. But I find that proposition to be unlikely...there is simply more oversight, and the Republican party is doing a bit more to combat it. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (d9fT1) 110
What kind of scotch?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 *** The kind that's already on your desk. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (J2vNu) 111
"Florida Early + Election Day Votes"
====== I don't care about this, I want to see what Ann Selzer says! Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (i7Q7S) 112
The Libertarian Party put on their big-boy pants and endorsed Trump. Probably the first time they will back a winner.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (lhenN) 113
Here's what makes me nervous about Democrats not voting: doesn't that just make their ballots available to ballot harvesters who will fill them out for Kamala?
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (Sf2cq) 114
You want Trump. You'll settle for weakness, incompetence, decline, and decay.” You'll get happy fun camps and death squads. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (BkIPu) 115
That chart that shows the red line Trump leading for most of the night until that instant big blue jump out of nowhere at 4AM still makes my stomach churn
that was awful watching trump vote counts mysteriously get smaller live on CNN was bad too Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (s3qiR) 116
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
*********************** How many of them were even real in 2020? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) Or in any other election. But that begs the question: why haven't they faked that many ballots this year? Call me pessimistic, but what if they changed their cheat operation this year to focus on the old-school in person fake ballot shenanigans instead of the covid-era mail in ballot shenanigans? Are we fighting last cycles war while the D's have moved on? Hard to say. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (Evo1G) Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (vCt8x) 118
I hate feeling hopeful. I'm trying to stop.
2020 sure seemed like an unavoidable win for Trump. I will wait before I allow the slightest smidge of happiness near. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (WPL6O) 119
T. Zerilli-Edelglass🇺🇸 @TeresaEdelglass NJ here. I’m in my town 25 yrs…voted in every election big & small…voted early on Sunday. Never seen anything like it. Waited an hour. And I can tell you ALL REPUBLICAN. A lot of Orthodox Jews as they have heavily populated the area. They vote bigly. And they love Trump.🇺🇸 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (TGPs7) 120
In 2016, I had an event the same night as election. I was dreading Hillary winning, but the event helped distract me and I even forgot about the election! After I turned my phone back on, then I was flooded with oh wait Trump is winning...
All previous elections I paid close attention, dressed in patriotic stuff, kept my eyes peeled on the results... and the republicans lost. Also in 2020, same thing. I hate the superstitious side of me is telling me NOT to watch returns, when I know realistically if I do I won't jinx a Trump win... or will I? Ugh choices. But seriously, running away to do something good for my mental health, then checking on returns later, isn't a bad scenario. Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (QAK8m) 121
Willowed:
Nate got 2008 right. Because 45 states were easy calls and the Obama campaign gave him access to their internals which he used to predict the end result. He's been coasting and grifting ever since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO) I saw Coasting and Grifting open for Loggins and Messina at the Colosseum in '79. (so it's a bad joke. I'm trying not to flood the site with my usual pessimism and depression) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (Q0kLU) 122
while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.
--------- You mean they weren't aspiring rappers? Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:04 AM (ksjMr) They were getting the latest COVID-19 vaccines as well. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (VNX3d) Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (ksjMr) 124
I'm proud to have voted with you weirdos again.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (v9q8A) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (u82oZ) 126
Just voted in Berks County Pa.
One hour and 30 minutes. 70 percent male. Of the woman few had the blue haired look of wanting to kill their baby. The general vibe was ‘let’s fix this’. Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (V/pbu) Posted by: Tom Perry at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (MX0bI) 128
Yep. Vote or shut up about politics for the next 4 years.
Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (V2INi) 129
And we have fleets of Buicks pre-positioned nationwide to rapidly deliver ballots, paper, thumbdrives, cardboard/newspaper & tape, whatever a voting center or tabulation center might conceivably need.
Posted by: Dem Operative Agent 409 at November 05, 2024 *** I am, officially, offended. Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (J2vNu) 130
The AE-35 vote tabulation unit will fail within eight hours.
Posted by: HAL9000 at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (aD39U) 131
For inspiration at the watch parties tonight:
https://tinyurl.com/2km5jmst Henry V Saint Crispin's Day 3:23 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (u82oZ) 132
The left, really pissed at the missing tens of millions of voters, start a ground-up investigation of where they went and discover the breadth of the cheat.
*********************************** They dont have the cover of massive mail-in votes and the pandemic I reckon its a combination of a loss of ability to manufacture ballots at the same scale along with a depressed turnout because are you fucking kidding me with this cackling baboon of a fucking idiot candidate The collapse of dem turnout could be something for the record books (I hope) Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (M7vhK) 133
This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) LOL! Thanks for that! Posted by: gees man at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (ACWel) 134
I appreciate the optimism. But I think 314 EV is outrageous optimism.
They are going to fortify the everloving fuck out of this election, even if just for appearances sake. If they decide to permit Trump a win, they're not gonna let it be a blowout. No matter what, it'll be a squeaker. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (7oYYI) 135
>>>And if you see something odd, record it and report it.
Phones out. Record everything - where legal - no matter how insignificant you think it might be. Your act might determine whether someone decides that they cannot risk shenanigans. Your video might be the evidence to crack a fraud case wide open. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (i24o9) 136
Democrat samples are overpopulated with educated suburban liberals
________ "Educated"? I do not think that means what you think it means. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:07 AM (1bNHn) 137
Do you know who Alina Habba is?
You will. She's the next Sidney Powell. Posted by: Tom Perry Way hotter, though. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (v6JzV) 138
Voted about an hour ago. No lines but steady stream of people. However, early voting here in Monmouth County NJ was INSANE. Lines around the building EVERY DAY. We tend to trend red over here but the excitement/enthusiasm/motivation for Trump is unlike anything I've seen in my lifetime. Don't think NJ will flip red, but it will be more competitive than it's been since forever.
Posted by: Roxxee Roe at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (++w+7) 139
Mostly hoping Pennsylvania floods the vote leaving no room for mail fraud fraud
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (AYz4A) 140
Anecdote time: I received a text message telling me to get out and vote, because I had not voted yet. (which was correct. However, I don't recall the exact wording of the text)
Which furthers my suspicion phone data is being used to track voters. A larger point, for me, though, is GOP GOTV efforts this year are dwarfing anything which has gone on in the past. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (tT6L1) 141
Voted here in NC. No line, I was the 137th voter at 10:00 am, which seems low compared to other years. Early voting was big down here this year, that might explain it. Oh well, time to wait for results. Keep your alcohol close, and your edibles closer.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (2cS/G) 142
Voted in Nevada
Maybe 35 people at opening I’m registered as Dem but always vote conservative Hopefully, my vote isn’t erased by illegal alien or cheat Posted by: DitkaCA at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (ttrGW) 143
But if so, why weren't the Dums able to do that again in 2024?
-- Because they don't have the Covid excuse this year to allow county clerks and secretary of states to unilaterally re-write election laws. Mail-in ballots to every registered voter; same day registration; no signature verification; no dating requirements; and on and on. it wasn't drop boxes and a late night water leak in Atlanta that won it for them in 2020--it was months of fraudulent ballots being inserted into and among legitimate votes. Without those months of early vote ballots, they never would have been close enough on Election night. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (lN/pN) 144
The other answer is that a very large percentage of 2020 EV for Dumocraps were totally bogus. But if so, why weren't the Dums able to do that again in 2024?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (iFTx/) That requires local Democrat machines to step up, which was a pretty extraordinary effort in 2020. It's possible the replacement of Biden snarled things up, or there are other issues in their negotiations. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (eYoxG) 145
58 Point of order: RCP has Harris up +.1 nationally now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Evo1G) The Iowa poll ? Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (IyPmt) 146
The rubes are too dumb to vote by mail, so they prefer to stand in line?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (PRADp) 147
This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) I'm choking to death here. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (aD39U) 148
Can we have a Troll Olympics, today?
You know there will be an army of them out early...and some truly dedicated retards will be with us until it is late. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (z/jjr) 149
@105
>>I’m hearing people have never seen anything like it. That would take around a 750k turn-around to pull. Within the realm of possibility? Not likely. But maybe. As they say, we shall see. Trump can win, it's going to be tight and narrow, but it would be awesome if he can snag a blue stronghold state, like NJ or Ma. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (sX1BW) 151
Pennsylvania’s Cambria County has been forced to make an election day switch to paper ballots following widespread issues with voting machines in the heavily Republican locality. The technology issue predominately impacts ballot scanners, meaning the printed electronic votes must be hand-counted for tabulation. “The Cambria County Board of Election learned early this morning that a software malfunction in the County’s Electronic Voting System has prevented voters from scanning their ballots. This should not discourage voters from voting at their voting precincts,” Cambria County solicitor Ron Repak said in a statement early Tuesday morning.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (QAK8m) 153
Political Election Projections
@tencor_7144 "Projection: Kimberlyn King-Hinds (R) is the apparent winner in the Northern Mariana Islands delegate race, flipping the seat to the GOP." Feel the Joy! Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (i7Q7S) 154
I never thought I would be raising my fist shouting power to the people but here we are.
You asked for it: https://tinyurl.com/y6nh33mb Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (Q0kLU) 155
147 This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) I'm choking to death here. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (aD39U) That was a worthy chuckle. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (RUMEY) 156
D Vance @JDVance 33m
We're hearing a lot about long lines and high enthusiasm. Get in line, stay in line, and VOTE. Today is the day we take back our country. ==== PJ Reilly @RealPJReilly 1h HUGE lines in Olmsted Township a Cleveland suburb. Rural Americans are voting!!!! @TPAction_ @tylerbowyer @TPACoalitions https://is.gd/g9o1KV 7 seconds Catturd ™ @catturd2 27m Stay in line - vote vote vote. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (hovnC) 157
and CBD buying me a bottle of bourbon
----------------- When can we start drinking today? ---------------- Better question is when does Kamala start drinking today? Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (sX1BW) 158
Praying hard that Trump/Vance defeat Willie's side piece and Tampon Tim.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (4tmpE) ================ May the lord bless you Jane, and I fully agree with your election speechifying. Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (vCt8x) 159
Gee, I wonder why white men are afraid to tell someone the phone they support Trump?
Could it be the actual gulags they've put people in for simply questioning the election results? In my area, they ran billboards all over the state telling people to call into the FBI if they knew anyone that knew anything about Jan 6. Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (wMRY8) 160
The left, really pissed at the missing tens of millions of voters, start a ground-up investigation of where they went and discover the breadth of the cheat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO) Discovery will be LIT! Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (NMT5x) 161
A reminder:
Election Wizard @ElectionWiz Nov 5 PA MAGA, if you have issues at your polling station, please call the Election Day Legal Hotline at (717) 999-5868 and submit a report using this link: pennsylvania.protectthevote.… https://is.gd/E0kY4w Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (hovnC) 162
140 Anecdote time: I received a text message telling me to get out and vote, because I had not voted yet. (which was correct. However, I don't recall the exact wording of the text)
Which furthers my suspicion phone data is being used to track voters. A larger point, for me, though, is GOP GOTV efforts this year are dwarfing anything which has gone on in the past. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (tT6L1) ======= As you can tell from some creepy ads, the record of you voting or not is public information. Campaigns pay for the lists. GOTV in the early voting era is based heavily on those lists. The GOP isn't tracking your phone. That's Google. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (GBKbO) 163
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Nurse ratched wanted a dress like was on display in yesterday's art thread. Hint! Hint! Getting her shoes that button up past the ankle will be a harder task. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (63Dwl) 165
Here's the measure of voter enthusiasm in my non-swing-state neck of the woods.
Percentage of ballots turned in two days before the election in Oregon (Oregon is a vote-by-mail-only state): Democrats: 2020 79% 2024 56% (-23) Republicans: 2020 74% 2024 61% (-13) There is open panic at how few people are voting in Portland (which votes 85% for the Democratic candidate). Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (uxCna) 166
The RNC has hot lines set up throughout the day to get lawyers to polls to deal with reported cheating.
What is the number? Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (jjoN6) 167
Do you know who Alina Habba is?
You will. She's the next Sidney Powell. Posted by: Tom Perry Way hotter, though. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Yup. If you doubt it, just ask her! Posted by: Tom Perry at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (MX0bI) 168
The largest issue standing against their 2020 level cheat is they just dont have the ballots floating around. This is where the D being down 700K early votes form 2020 comes in.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (CIS44) 169
143 it wasn't drop boxes and a late night water leak in Atlanta that won it for them in 2020--it was months of fraudulent ballots being inserted into and among legitimate votes.
Without those months of early vote ballots, they never would have been close enough on Election night. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (lN/pN) ======= You sound like me! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO) 170
The Iowa poll ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (IyPmt) It’s the only outlier that could possibly move things. Just remember, the RCP average doesn’t matter. States Won is the only metric that matters now. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (9mfKN) 171
>so it's a bad joke
No, it's a gold star for having either a good phrase or a terribly unique phrase. Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (lhenN) 172
>>> 102 87 Ron Paul endorsed Trump.
Never thought I'd see the day. Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (wGun1) ======= Trump was talking about bringing Paul in to the administration to work with Musk on finding efficiencies in how government does things. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO) Between that, and Trump suggesting the idea of dumping income tax entirely, and Musk either suggesting or responding positively to Paul's suggestion about dumping the Fed... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (zlGo9) 173
I hope it's an early night..I barely slept last night.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (EmT/E) 174
It does feel like we're in the middle of a political realignment akin to 1968, etc. It's a messy time, with old allies becoming opponents and old enemies becoming friends.
Not so much a realignment, although that term can be used, but an awakening that both parties have been lying to us about almost everything for a very, very long time. It seems likely that the GOP will become the "nationalist" party but it won't be your grandfather's GOP. I don't see any way for the Dems, at this point, to escape being the "what color is your skin, do you have (or want) a vag, kill babies!" party and that seems to be a long term loser... God willing. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (ExV1e) 175
My prediction: this election will have a winner and a loser.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (RMjVS) 176
Trump was talking about bringing Paul in to the administration to work with Musk on finding efficiencies in how government does things.
------------------- I'd start with a very efficient letter to all government employees saying "You're fired." Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (sX1BW) 177
This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) --------------- That's hilarious! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (tT6L1) 178
I was pretty certain Trump was gonna win in 2016 and took a lot of stick for it here. I was positive Trump was gonna win in 2020 and no one cared. This time I am cautiously optimistic that Trump wins AND takes an unexpected state, but seriously, almost to a deranged state, worried about the fuckery. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (ksjMr) 179
At least 100 people in line at 8am MST this morning when the doors opened. The line has only gotten bigger since Red and I voted.
Idaho is definitely not just coasting on a sure thing. We have a shitty "Ranked Choice" CalCom bullshit ballot initiative to kill with fire and a State Constitutional Amendment to pass specifically barring non-citizens from voting in any Idaho election. Lots of happy warriors out exercising their freedom today. I fall pretty low sometimes, but seeing Americans being Americans makes me bounce pretty high. Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (0oQh4) 180
Justice for Peanut!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (v6JzV) 181
@134
>>I appreciate the optimism. But I think 314 EV is outrageous optimism. I think 290 to 300ish is within the realm of possibility, but that's going to take a whole lot of dominoes falling to achieve it. But as Winston Wolf opined, lets not go sipping on schwanzentuckers just yet. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (XV/Pl) 182
Howdy Dave in FLA!!!
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (XT59Q) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (RUMEY) Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (igVus) Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (Q4IgG) 186
Did the New York Times, the old gray whore, ever notice that Hillary did not in fact have a 97.872546732645% chance of winning?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (lhenN) 187
Voted early last week so I could go to Mass this morning before work and Adoration this afternoon after work. We have a special Adoration going on for the 12 hours our polls are open.
My red state with the cute cowgirl governor will be solidly Trump, but I want him to blow out the popular vote too! It's in the Lord's hands now. Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (TV8J3) 188
"Just voted in Berks County Pa.
One hour and 30 minutes. 70 percent male." ====== I'm at the tippy top of Allegheny County. I was about 25th in line at 6:30 am. Easily 2:1 men, very apparent by the makeup that it was pro DJT. Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (i7Q7S) 189
I used to have a different nic
Returning to the roots of American prosperity will be a big assist moving forward. Property rights, secure voting, less government intrusion, etc. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (u82oZ) 190
When I read simple news stories (even left-slanted ones), my takeaway is we should win. But when I remember what conservatives have been selling me in elections past, I despair.
Bullwinkle: Hey Rock, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat. Rocky: But that trick never works. Bullwinkle: This time, for sure! Sorry, too many false positives in the past. No sale. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (1bNHn) 191
Councilwoman Vickie Paladino
@VickieforNYC Just spoke to a Democrat consultant friend on the ground in a swing state who told me I could repeat some of what we discussed. Here's what I can tell you; take it with a grain of salt if you like but I think he's being straight with me. Nobody really thinks Kamala is going to win at this point. Canvassing is going poorly almost everywhere, with few exceptions. The party is getting their high-follower influencer accounts to push out motivational stories just to keep morale up and get them over the finish line with some dignity, but it's not great. The Iowa poll was good to give a shot of adrenaline to volunteers, but nobody important believes those numbers are real. Of all the swing states, they're hoping Michigan comes through and possibly a late-night miracle in PA, but nobody is counting on either of them. They don't think Trump is actually going to flip VA or NH, but the fact that they've even entered the conversation is indicative of how bad things could potentially turn out. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: Dusty Bottoms at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (z/jjr) 193
My personal hope for today is for the Virginia morons to post and say that their gloomy forecasts failed to take into account how bad Harris is after the state goes 100% red.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (ExV1e) 194
Voted early last week so I could go to Mass this morning before work and Adoration this afternoon after work. We have a special Adoration going on for the 12 hours our polls are open.
-------------- Bravo Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (sX1BW) 195
I've fucked off reading here long enough, time to get off my ass and walk almost a whole mile to cast my for the record only vote. I do not expect Trump to win RI. Nor do I expect that douche Whitehouse to lose the Senate. But hope springs eternal.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (4780s) 196
Voted in CT - not exactly a swing state. Short line to vote - the bigger issue here is a question on the ballot to expand absentee voting which I hope fails. I will note that we actually show ID here so at least we have that.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (CcF4i) 197
The Iowa poll ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (IyPmt) No, this is only national polls. They're all clustered around 50/50 tie -- about 1/3 of them are actual ties, the rest are pretty clustered around 50/50. Averaging them all out puts Harris slightly ahead. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (Evo1G) 198
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
Easy, 22 million more people voted between the 2016 and 2020 election. 136 million to 158 million. Most of the time it's between a 7 and 13 million person jump between elections. We know they only had that many people vote because of the allowance of mail in ballots country wide that did not require signature validation because of COVID, and this is not allowed in this election. I think it will end up being ~145 million people voting and Trump will win MI, WI, and PA (remember those states have gone to the same candidate every election since 1960). I believe that he will also win Virginia, making his wins in the great lakes states just be icing on the cake. Regardless of this, please go vote. Remember also that your down ballot races are equally as important. You can find a sample ballot for your county normally on your county website and you can write down prior going to vote all the people you want to vote for. God bless. Posted by: TheITGuy2 at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (wOB3d) 199
The campaign has switched entirely to 'woman vs. man' messaging, as liberal white women are the only reliable voter bloc they can even identify at this point.
Priority now is saving some downballot races and flipping the house so the night isn't a total embarrassment for Democrats. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (RHGPo) 200
But being the "wrong" demographic would lead to some unpleasantness.
Posted by: Martini Farmer Yeah, you gin martini drinkers are a troublesome lot. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (v6JzV) 201
I'm on a text chain with the township Republicans:
One R guy texted "I voted for the Nazi." Another R woman texted, "I voted for garbage." LOL. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (MQJVv) 202
My prediction: this election will have a winner and a loser.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (RMjVS) You went WAY out on that limb. Bold, even! Huzzah. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (Aqu9a) 203
Is it true that exit polls indicate Guam legislature will flip to GOP for the first time in like 20 years or something?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (EmT/E) 204
This election has been ripping families apart. I heard about one guy who is so furious at his parents for voting for Kamala, that he will no longer visit their graves.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (wGiJD) Sharing with hubby! Thanks! Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (TV8J3) 205
Agree with you Dave...
"Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters." Who cares. It is manufactured ballots that matter. You know, the ones mailed to parking lots and are sent back to be filled out by Marc Elias' crew... Posted by: Danimal28 at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (klw0w) Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (1bNHn) 207
The Iowa poll ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:08 AM (IyPmt) that woman declared her agenda to people who knew people, and they told other people and the jig was up within 24 hrs Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (V13WU) 208
Why bourbon when you could have scotch?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (9mfKN) Some people believe that they're unworthy of the finer things in life. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (ExV1e) 209
Dave.
I’m a longtime lurker and occasional commenter. I want to make sure that I have things right: We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way? Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (igVus) 210
Gonna go around 3 with KTE fingers crossed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (R3UG3) 211
A larger point, for me, though, is GOP GOTV efforts this year are dwarfing anything which has gone on in the past.
--- Agreed. I've gotten a bunch of texts from R orgs this year, which I've never gotten before. Also, my number is the number that used to belong to a black woman registered in NC. I text them back an AI of Trump like he's on a rap album cover with his crew of black men behind him, titled "MAGA 4 LIFE." They shut up and quit after that. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (lN/pN) 212
My prediction: this election will have a winner and a loser.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:10 AM (RMjVS) “That’s the kind of analysis that I can get behind!” ~ John Madden Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (9mfKN) 213
Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination. ==== Old story [4 days??] and it was a terrorist IED that blew up the aid workers and children. Yes, the IDF informed Rashida's account. ![]() Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (hovnC) 214
As Ben Rothlisberger would say:
"DO IT FOR PEANUT!" Thanks Dave in Fla - a true patriot. Appreciate your insights! Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (0VH88) 215
Bruce - in still counting NE-2 as Dem in my map.
But it could shift like MN or VA could today, depending on turnout. Everything depends on turnout and Dems continuing to not show up. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (wGiJD) 216
Is it true that exit polls indicate Guam legislature will flip to GOP for the first time in like 20 years or something?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (EmT/E) It was Harris +3 with 50% of the vote in, Biden won it by 14. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (CIS44) 217
What kind of scotch?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os) I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet. Ah, scotch with training wheels. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C) I've discovered Indian whiskey recently. (Dot, not feather.) Many of them were founded by actual scots in the 1800s. Many very good scotches from there. (As an aside- I'm amused that Japanese whiskeys (which are also very good) seem to all be bourbons and the Indian whiskeys are all scotch. Interesting commentary on which cultures influenced more.) Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (N1DT3) 218
Dems will counter young white Male voting enthusiasm with jamming pennies into voting machines in red countries and then throwing their arms up in confusion.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (40YB7) 219
My optimistic scenario is Trump gets the states he got in 2016, minus Michigan but plus Nevada.
I tend to think swing states break across the board. Still can't believe that we're in an era where Florida and Ohio are completely solid red states, but places like Georgia, Arizona and North Carolina, aren't. Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (wMRY8) 220
What if the first debate had been in September instead of June and it was too late for the switcheroo.
Would be be looking at a 400 EV win for Trump today? Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (eNb13) 221
In my Blue City, there were no stores, hotels, or restaurants windows taped or boarded up this morning, as there had been on the mornings of the 2016 and 2020 election days. This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Harris and that rioting will not be needed or called for.
The Governor and Mayor obviously got the message from DNC HQ that Antifa has been ordered to stand down. The Democrats are absolutely certain they have enough Harris ballots ready to inject into the system to cover any and all deficits, and that her victory is assured. Posted by: oanaf at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (s/s6s) 222
GOTV in the early voting era is based heavily on those lists. The GOP isn't tracking your phone. That's Google.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (GBKbO) -------------- However, it's my understanding phone tracking data is available. For a price. YMMV. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (tT6L1) 223
>>> 183 RNC site for protect the vote:
https://protectthevote.com/ Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:11 AM (RUMEY) Just because. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (zlGo9) 224
"The other answer is that a very large percentage of 2020 EV for Dumocraps were totally bogus. But if so, why weren't the Dums able to do that again in 2024?"
No covid this time Posted by: Mechanical Engineer at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (RqMDa) 225
The prosecutor in the Daniel Penny case in New York refers to Penny as "the white man" when questioning witnesses.
Think that a prosecutor in a criminal case would be allowed to refer to a defendant in questioning as "the black man"? Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (uxCna) 226
196 Voted in CT - not exactly a swing state. Short line to vote - the bigger issue here is a question on the ballot to expand absentee voting which I hope fails. I will note that we actually show ID here so at least we have that.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (CcF4i) Hope it fails too. Never gonna make a difference on a national vote, but would just serve to make CT deeper blue on state races and Governor. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (uBBbP) 227
Jesus is the only answer, to answer our election and elect the next orange God... Unless you are a Muslim. Then who really knows?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (PRADp) 228
MSNBC's Joyless Reid admits “we have done all we can do”.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (RHGPo) 229
The kind that's already on your desk.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (J2vNu) That would be Laphroaig. Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Yj6Os) 230
One thing that's been asserted about the early vote differential is that Democrats, despite their own messaging encouraging them to vote early and the parties both preferring having early voters done to focus on others, have decided, en masse and without prompting, to vote on election day again, which they haven't done more than Republicans since before 2012.
They are going to completely change their voting behaviors this year, which they've established for more than a decade, just because. Well, that's a reason to watch states that report partisan turnout throughout the day, even if they're safe one direction or the other. We can see if this assertion of change in voting behavior is correct. Looking at FL, for instance, we see that... R's are, so far, at 47.5% of the vote and D's are, so far, at 25.4% of the vote. I mean, unless you think D's changed to Independents are making the I vote 90% D, it seems like D's are...not turning out so far on election day. So far. We'll see. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (sX1BW) 232
I'll admit that I'm not feeling good about this. Common sense is that the polls are under counting Trump's support but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this. And obviously 2022 was a big disappointment, and was the opposite of what the betting markets were saying
Actually I don't have high hopes for a second Trump administration. I think it's going to get freshener. I expect Trump to be distractible and undisciplined. I expect a midterm election bloodbath. But what is just here, what is right, is that the enemies of this country deserve to lose today. And Donald Trump is the choice to make them lose. I'll see you raggedy bitches on the other side. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Bd2wh) 233
Also, thank God Musk purchased X.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (EmT/E) 234
My personal prediction remains 314 EVs, and CBD buying me a bottle of bourbon
From your lips to the Lord's ears, Dave. Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (75eQv) 235
following widespread issues with voting machines in the heavily Republican locality.
it's just so crazy how those issues always happen in totally random places. crazy Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (NGHTx) 236
You went WAY out on that limb. Bold, even!
Huzzah. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (Aqu9a) I'm a real risk-taker. ![]() Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (RMjVS) 237
MSNBC's Joyless Reid admits “we have done all we can do”.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (RHGPo) The 1st Amendment covers freedom of the press and free speech. There's a difference between the two. MSNBC is not press. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (Zz0t1) 238
Good analysis, as always Dave. I greatly appreciate the effort you put into this.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (ghV3u) Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (Bd2wh) 240
I'm not getting my hopes up.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (YJ71Z) Same here. I cannot allow myself to believe Trump will win. It's simply too psychologically painful. Once I finish work today, I'll turn off any election-related information, go to bed early and see what the results are when I wake up in the morning. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst, with my apologies to Dave in Fla. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (Q0kLU) 241
Everything depends on turnout and Dems continuing to not show up.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (wGiJD) Sheesh, take a drink everyone! :-) Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (9mfKN) 242
Good morning all,
Vote and pray. The two simplest things we can do, yet the strongest. Thanks Dave, for doing this. Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (wLjpr) 243
We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way?
--- Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (wGiJD) 244
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‘ discover the breadth of the cheat.’ And then promptly report it and apologize for 2020! Yeah. No. Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (igVus) 245
As I've been saying, the Harris campaign has been run by people who really believe Biden won fair and square.
Of course, she also hired the B and C women from his campaign to be the top job in hers. So this, "our voters will show up on election day" is last-gasp of a copium hit by the true believers--they can't conceive that those voters never actually were real. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (lN/pN) 246
In my Blue City, there were no stores, hotels, or restaurants windows taped or boarded up this morning, as there had been on the mornings of the 2016 and 2020 election days. This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Harris and that rioting will not be needed or called for.
Weird - in my Blue City, everything downtown has been boarded up in anticipation of the post-election riots. This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Trump. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (uxCna) 247
every silver cloud has a dark lining… every pile of horseshit contains a pony…. two election day types.
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (PCK5/) 248
Voted. Though I did decline the stupid "I Voted" sticker. Told the nice election official I did not need the adult participation trophy.
She actually laughed and said she may refer it as that the rest of the day, Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (ig8VZ) 249
The left, really pissed at the missing tens of millions of voters, start a ground-up investigation of where they went and discover the breadth of the cheat.
The grassroots left discovering that the Swamp exists would be hilarious. Not holding my breath though. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (2ocoG) 250
232 I'll admit that I'm not feeling good about this. Common sense is that the polls are under counting Trump's support but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this. And obviously 2022 was a big disappointment, and was the opposite of what the betting markets were saying
Actually I don't have high hopes for a second Trump administration. I think it's going to get freshener. I expect Trump to be distractible and undisciplined. I expect a midterm election bloodbath. But what is just here, what is right, is that the enemies of this country deserve to lose today. And Donald Trump is the choice to make them lose. I'll see you raggedy bitches on the other side. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Bd2wh) ====== Nate Cohn said like 3 days ago that polls are definitely still undercounting Trump voters and polling hasn't been fixed at all. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (GBKbO) 251
Just read in the Intel Community News that the IC is seeing foreign adversaries, particularly Russia, conducting influence operations, and targeting swing states.
Hmmmm.... If I were a caustic, sarcastic, curmudgeon I'd say the Deep State and the Rooskies, but mostly the Deep State, is screwing with us. Again. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (W/lyH) 252
Phone tracking is definitely used. Not for individuals but aggregate. You can see which precincts are over or under performing and allocate GOTV resources more efficiently.
Used wisely Big Data is poweful as fuck. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (eNb13) 253
"Florida has moved from a 115K Democrat advantage in 2020 to an 845K Republican advantage"
This is astounding. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (YH/OY) 254
Usually I am banned by now... progress. giggles
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (PRADp) 255
249 The grassroots left discovering that the Swamp exists would be hilarious. Not holding my breath though.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (2ocoG) ======= They used to know. That's what the 60s and 70s were about. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (GBKbO) 256
Point of order: RCP has Harris up +.1 nationally now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:01 AM (Evo1G) Sure. Historically, late breaking votes always go to the party in power. Don't look that up, comrade, we haven't changed the historical data yet. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (hovnC) 258
Cambria county has switched to paper ballots due to voting machine problems.
That's a county in PA. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (RUMEY) 259
243 We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way?
--- Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (wGiJD) “ It ain’t easy being Dave..” Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (PCK5/) 260
Are there any safeguards in place if, let's hope and pray, that Kumswala loses, that the current administration doesn't just go nuclear on EO's and other fuckedness?
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (NMT5x) 261
excellent,Dave...thanks for taking the time...
Posted by: courteous uncouth jay marks at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (ruExs) 262
Democrat cheats: 1. The Chicago cheat: if you didn't vote, you voted Democrat 2.The Maricopa Cheat: Oh we're sorry the machines are down, and no we aren't going to extend the voting hours. 3.The Philly cheat throw out the poll watchers and put up shades so you can't see what were doing. 4.The Michigan cheat: 2AM, time for the mystery ballot trucks to drive up. 5. The Detroit cheat: got 50 votes? Claim we got 500. 6. The LBJ cheat: empty the graveyards, the zombies need to vote. 7. The PA cheat: 3 USPS tractor trailers full of Chinese ballots. (The PA cheat is so good they were able to drag a dead man across the finish line in 2022) 8. The Fulton Co GA cheat: Water main broke and the flood brought in just enough D votes for Biden to win the state. 9. The Al Franken cheat: “Look in the trunk of this Buick that just drove up.” 10. The 2000 mules cheat: harvest phony ballots by the handfulls. 11. The 2024 big steal: import 30,000,000 illegal aliens and give them ballots. 12. The Dominion cheat: The Democrats PROVED IN OPEN COURT IN GA THAT DOMINION MACHINES WILL SWITCH ONE CANDIDATES VOTES TO THE OTHER CANDIDATE. if I have missed any other cheats feel free to add them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (Da7Vv) 263
>>Nate Cohn said like 3 days ago that polls are definitely still undercounting Trump voters and polling hasn't been fixed at all.
Which is weird, because he isn't a Pollster. He is just some guy with a purely fictitious 'Model'. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (z/jjr) 264
44 Why bourbon when you could have scotch?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (9mfKN) What kind of scotch? Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:00 AM (Yj6Os) That first comment will summon the DOOF ... he'll brook no words of disdain about the Brown Juice. LaPhroaig is available for a pour tonight Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (TTAGa) 265
Here's what makes me nervous about Democrats not voting: doesn't that just make their ballots available to ballot harvesters who will fill them out for Kamala?
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:05 AM (Sf2cq) We'll know for sure by the wee hours of the morning tomorrow. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (g8Ew8) 266
@258
>>Cambria county has switched to paper ballots due to voting machine problems. That's a county in PA. And, so it begins.... Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (XV/Pl) Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (i7Q7S) Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (z/jjr) 269
In my Blue City, there were no stores, hotels, or restaurants windows taped or boarded up this morning, as there had been on the mornings of the 2016 and 2020 election days. This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Harris and that rioting will not be needed or called for.
Weird - in my Blue City, everything downtown has been boarded up in anticipation of the post-election riots/ This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Trump. They have boarded up the electric vehicle charging stations here----sign that the election is sewn up for Jill Stein? Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (ig8VZ) 270
that woman declared her agenda to people who knew people, and they told other people and the jig was up within 24 hrs
Posted by: runner ___ The fact that the poll was leaked to only the democrats tells you everything you need to know. How will she have any credibility when her last poll shows Harris up 3 but Trump wins Iowa by 10? trump won it around 9 in 2020. I dont think for a minute Iowa is in play, the only thing that chilled my blood was are women breaking one way last minute over abortion. It's really the only question mark of this election. Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (wMRY8) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (zlGo9) 272
Yeah I cringe when I see anyone with that stupid sticker. Great. You took 30 minutes out of your life once every 4 years to do your civic duty. Here’s a gold star!!
Barf. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (eNb13) 273
In my Blue City, there were no stores, hotels, or restaurants windows taped or boarded up this morning, as there had been on the mornings of the 2016 and 2020 election days.
Downtown DC is boarded up so extensively that it looks like an under-construction movie set façade. We appreciate first-time commenters coming to black pill though, provides valuable entertainment. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (2ocoG) 274
263 Which is weird, because he isn't a Pollster.
He is just some guy with a purely fictitious 'Model'. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (z/jjr) ======== Entirely based on polls. But even Baris was backing up the assertion. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (GBKbO) 275
We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way?
--- Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. Posted by: Dave in Fla ------------------ Let's not let that happen to Dave again. Go vote. Dave deserves a win. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (sX1BW) 276
Nate Cohn at the New York Times admitted in their final poll (which is Trump +1 nationally)...and the Republicans are entering election day with advantages they have never had before:
- Florida has moved from a 115K Democrat advantage in 2020 to an 845K Republican advantage... I see a potential nightmare scenario, which, while crazy, fits the data. While Selzer's poll of Iowa looks completely insane, she had an interesting point, if i understood her explanation. Instead of polling people and then adjusting the results to an estimated turnout demographic, she also pulled to see what the turnout demo would look like. If everyone else just tweaks their 2020 and 2022 turnout models, it would explain the herding, and maybe abortion really HAS screwed up the female vote? As for the R registration advantage...maybe tons of progressives and Independents registered to try and vote for Hailey in the primaries? Tough to tell how many there are, but the first Trump assassin seems to have been one. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (WwJmh) 277
Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (wGiJD) ------------ I did not know that was hallowed tradition. I've been slacking in that regard. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (tT6L1) 278
We stood on the soap box and they defamed us as fascists.
We entered the ballot box and they defrauded us at 3am on election night. We demanded the jury box and they denied us as having "no standing" there is only one box left. THERE IS ONLY ONE BOX LEFT Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (wGun1) 279
MSNBC is not press.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:16 AM (Zz0t1) Pressing the MSNBCers à la Giles Corey isn't a bad idea, though. Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (RMjVS) Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (D9hgC) 281
ew York Post
@nypost Elon Musk and ex Grimes search for LA mansion to share with his other children’s moms: report https://trib.al/aIYCEyM Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (TGPs7) 282
Yeah I cringe when I see anyone with that stupid sticker. Great. You took 30 minutes out of your life once every 4 years to do your civic duty. Here’s a gold star!!
Barf. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (eNb13) Good to see Groucho is up and adam........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (Zz0t1) 283
We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way?
--- Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (wGiJD) Ahh, the flogging of the Daves. Brings back so many childhood memories. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (i24o9) 284
I agree with Dave in FLA, although his analysis failed to include the impact of FSJ and Gertie's endorsement of Trump.
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (XT59Q) 285
Someone earlier today wondered where you were, Dave in Fla. Now we know!
I dearly hope you get that bottle of the best bourbon. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (YH/OY) 286
It's in the Lord's hands now.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 11:12 AM (TV8J3) Always was. 🧑🚀🔫 Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (ksjMr) 287
J Ann Seltzer is in her late 60s. She’s ready to call it quits. She figured what the hell, I’ll burn my reputation but if it helps Kamala, worth it.
Remember with the left the individual is subservient to the party and the movement. By any means necessary. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (eNb13) 288
Would be be looking at a 400 EV win for Trump today?
--- No, Biden would have done better in union households. Democrats did this to themselves. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (wGiJD) 289
Ah, scotch with training wheels.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (xCA6C) Not everyone appreciates Octomore. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (ExV1e) 290
54 40 or fight!
Remember the Alamo! A chicken in every pot! Win one for the Gipper! Don't let Peanut die in vain! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (L/fGl) 291
Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) 292
Whoa!!!
Whoa!!! My personal prediction remains 314 EVs, and CBD buying me a bottle of bourbon. How the hell did I miss out on this? Is it too late? Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (W/lyH) 293
How many of them were even real in 2020?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) That's what I was wondering. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (YH/OY) 294
>>> 284 I agree with Dave in FLA, although his analysis failed to include the impact of FSJ and Gertie's endorsement of Trump.
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (XT59Q) But have you taught FSJ to pee on Harris / Walz signs? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (zlGo9) 295
Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:17 AM (wGiJD) Ahh, the flogging of the Daves. Brings back so many childhood memories. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:20 AM (i24o9) I refuse to flog the Dave. No shame in not correctly predicting the level of cheat Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (RUMEY) 296
Phone tracking is definitely used. Not for individuals but aggregate. You can see which precincts are over or under performing and allocate GOTV resources more efficiently.
Used wisely Big Data is poweful as fuck. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (eNb13) Hmm, I don't know. Fuck is pretty powerful. Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (g8Ew8) 297
We appreciate first-time commenters coming to black pill though, provides valuable entertainment.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (2ocoG) ShareBlue isn't sending their best and brightest anymore. Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (RMjVS) 298
Downtown DC is boarded up so extensively that it looks like an under-construction movie set façade.
We appreciate first-time commenters coming to black pill though, provides valuable entertainment. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (2ocoG) My retarded governor put the National Guard on standby, and he is not the type to play n-dimensional chess. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (i24o9) 299
272 Yeah I cringe when I see anyone with that stupid sticker. Great. You took 30 minutes out of your life once every 4 years to do your civic duty. Here’s a gold star!!
Barf. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:19 AM (eNb13) Took my daughter to vote with me on Saturday. She is 6, remembers getting the sticker from the 2022 election. She was very excited to get that sticker. First sign we saw: Sorry, we have run out of stickers. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (KbCG3) 300
Luddite Rachel Maddow says the government will pull all of @elonmusk ’s contracts for supporting Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (L/fGl) 302
291 Has Ace ever been married? Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) Ace is a construct. Stop trying to humanize him and track his whereabouts. He's in the machine. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (RUMEY) 303
Voted on the way to the airport at 5 am this morning. So no lines at the police station Dropbox
Posted by: Beartooth at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (2IuHe) 304
""My personal prediction remains 314 EVs, and CBD buying me a bottle of bourbon. Regarding the Senate and the House, Republicans should end up with control of both chambers.""
Dave - I hope you are right. But....2012, 2020 and 2022 visit me at night and mock me. Off-topic - I grew up in Lake Worth -outside WPB. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (QGaXH) 305
It's in the Lord's hands now
— Well that and men who best get their asses to the polls in swing states. I’m more worried about them than God. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (eNb13) 306
293 How many of them were even real in 2020?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:57 AM (M7vhK) That's what I was wondering. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (YH/OY) Just reveals the massive level of vote fraud in 2020. Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (PCK5/) 307
127 Do you know who Alina Habba is?
You will. She's the next Sidney Powell. Posted by: Tom Perry at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (MX0bI) ________ If she wants comfort, I'm available. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (1bNHn) 308
Yeah I cringe when I see anyone with that stupid sticker. Great. You took 30 minutes out of your life once every 4 years to do your civic duty. Here’s a gold star!!
If voting mattered, they wouldn't let you do it. Posted by: George Carlin, I think at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (D9hgC) Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (z/jjr) 310
But have you taught FSJ to pee on Harris / Walz signs?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (zlGo9) ---- There is a very noticeable lack of Harris campaign signs in VA-8 to pee on! Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (XT59Q) 311
via New York Post:
PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania — Election officials have confirmed widespread problems with voting machines and software on Election Day in two heavily Republican counties in the critical swing state of Pennsylvania. Officials said there were issues with scanning ballots in Cambria and Bedford counties, which former President Donald Trump won four years ago with 68% and 83% of the vote, respectively. Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (+oR7L) 312
The last 3 consecutive days I've had the top rated comment (out of thousands) at the Bongino podcast. That list of Democrat cheats was one of them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (Da7Vv) 313
>LaPhroaig is available for a pour tonight
Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (TTAGa) Depending on the outcome, Macallan 18 may be my dram of choice. Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (NgqoH) 314
He is just some guy with a purely fictitious 'Model'.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (z/jjr) She lives in Canada. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (ksjMr) 315
Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Nurse ratched wanted a dress like was on display in yesterday's art thread. Hint! Hint! Getting her shoes that button up past the ankle will be a harder task. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (u82oZ) A lady would not wear high-button shoes with that dress, but more along the lines of what we might call 'mules' or 'kitten heels.' The high shoes are more for outdoor wear. But nurse knows she has only to ask. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (Q0kLU) 316
Z @insatiablevine I just convinced my TDS suffering liberal Mother in Massachusetts to vote for Trump. She is headed to vote today for Trump and red down the line. Wow. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (TGPs7) 317
I was in line for hour and half to vote in my heavy D district. A lot of turnout for probably D voters if one can go by appearance. But I expected this for my poll location. Happy to put my vote in for DT and JDV and Moreno and vote against the mis-named anti-gerrymandering issue 1. Even if I was the only one to do so.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (QSRw1) 318
300 Luddite Rachel Maddow says the government will pull all of @elonmusk ’s contracts for supporting Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (RHGPo) ======= So, she admits that her side uses government contracts to compel speech from corporate entities? That's almost, what's the word? Fasist? Fcist? It's an F-word... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (GBKbO) 319
Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) He's married to his life's work: Poorly constructed shelving systems. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (i24o9) 320
Polls consistently under-sample the critical enumeration machine programmer demographic.
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (Yu9pI) 321
I voted this morning around 8am in Central Florida. Maybe 10 minutes in line. Not bad at all.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (P7Iz+) 322
Beria was an enema of the People!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (hovnC) 323
My retarded governor put the National Guard on standby, and he is not the type to play n-dimensional chess.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (i24o9) ===== He did? I hadn't heard that. What a tool. Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (DRSnL) 324
If you vote early, don't forget to go back and vote again, must be a past on relatives who can vote for themselves.
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (AYz4A) 325
I just want Lily to win.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (sX1BW) Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (jnR6n) 327
>>Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (i24o9)
Spooky. The Moron Mindmeld is Spooky. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (z/jjr) 328
We have self driving cars, put people in space, and we can't have voting machines that consistently work. Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (+oR7L) 329
Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) He's married to his life's work: Poorly constructed shelving systems. Many years ago he was engaged to Marco Rubio's trash can. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (ig8VZ) 330
November 5 is Guy Fawkes Day. Time to blow up the swamp (metaphorically, by voting).
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (NGHTx) 331
Spooky. The Moron Mindmeld is Spooky.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:25 AM (z/jjr) I am honored to share in that joke. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (i24o9) 332
The person who gets the most electoral votes has an excellent chance of winning the presidency.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (eNb13) 333
Ace is married to his work. And his Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (z/jjr) I believe we have a little Ace inside us all. Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (RMjVS) 334
put people in space, and we can't have voting machines that consistently work.
---------- We can put people in space ... can't get them out though. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (sX1BW) 335
We have self driving cars, put people in space, and we can't have voting machines that consistently work.
— Funny that you mention those two things, because Elon Musk is to a large degree personally responsible for both of them right now. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (B9Prs) 336
Republicans are out voting Democrats by nearly 1,000 votes per minute in Florida.
Total R lead has surpassed 1 million. Posted by: Roberto at November 05, 2024 11:26 AM (4XGBs) Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (hovnC) 338
In my Blue City, there were no stores, hotels, or restaurants windows taped or boarded up this morning, as there had been on the mornings of the 2016 and 2020 election days. This is very telling as it suggests that the election is already sewn up for Harris and that rioting will not be needed or called for.
So there's a plan in place to riot if Trump wins? Good to know. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (W/lyH) 339
So Ace is a woman pretending to be a man?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (PRADp) Posted by: Dirty Frank at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (Bx5D8) 341
I don't have a lot of give a shit left in me for this or any other election, though I do hope Trump wins.
And I'm happy that, if he does, I live in a place where there almost definitely won't be any Democrat violence, and if there is, it will instantly be put down. In 2020, had Trump won, my old city would have been on fire. Dems were murdering Trump supporters *before* the election in Denver. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (7oYYI) 342
But have you taught FSJ to pee on Harris / Walz signs?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (zlGo9) ---- There is a very noticeable lack of Harris campaign signs in VA-8 to pee on! Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (XT59Q) So you don't have a lot of households volunteering to house illegals in your neighborhood, huh? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (VNX3d) 343
Speaking as a lifelong Republican, we are DOOMED!!!
DOOMED!!! The proletarian masses are gathering across the country to joyfully vote for Harris! You can just feel the excitement! (Psst: Mr. Omidyar, your paycheck was late again this week. You're not going to stiff me, are you?) Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (uxCna) 344
I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet. I am aware there are much fancier/expensive options.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric I hope you know my comment was in jest. There's nothing wrong with Glenlivet 12, it's just not quite peaty enough for me. Personal preference. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (xCA6C) 345
He did? I hadn't heard that. What a tool.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:24 AM (DRSnL) Yeah, and while he might be in on some inside info, I don't think he would do that as a head fake to psych out Trump supporters into not voting in other more consequential states. Verdict: They are acting like a loss is looming. But vote like the wind. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (i24o9) 346
Upside to working from home this morning - I am getting paid to leave unfunny crap here.
Downside - my dog does not know what to do with me. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (ig8VZ) 347
ballots available to ballot harvesters who will fill them out for Kamala?
---- No You can only harvest absentee ballots, if they aren't in now, they aren't coming in. GOP won their PA lawsuit to reject late arriving mail ballots. In person voting is different, you have to send an actual person to the polls to vote. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (wGiJD) 348
My final prediction is Trump 281, he picks up Ga, Va, Nv, and AZ and the Democrats successfully fortify Pa, Wi, and Mi.
I never believed Mn was ever a possibility, so, I'm not counting that in my fortification analysis. And I don't think we are going to get any surprises out of Donk Strongholds like Ny, Nj, Ca or the rest of whackadoodle mid-Atlantic states. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (XV/Pl) 349
Posted by: oanaf at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (s/s6s)
Too late for the downer. I already voted for Trump. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (CnpMt) 350
If we win, I will give humble thanks. If we lose, I will not despair. I will not give counsel to my fears. Fear God and dread nought. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (IS5Cb) 351
I hope every big blue city is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (eNb13) 352
40,000 invalid\forged voter registrations caught in Maricopa. They were all submitted by fieldcorps llc owned by a Democrat mayor Francisco Heredia.
Posted by: ryukyu at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (TibGI) 353
Once Harris is declared the loser (I'm confident of a PDT win), anybody else think they'll force Biden to resign due to mental decline? Make Kamala president for 2 months?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (N39Ws) 354
Has Ace ever been married?
Ewoks are promiscuous, sleeping around at random and forming occasional mating fur balls. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (WwJmh) 355
300 Luddite Rachel Maddow says the government will pull all of @elonmusk ’s contracts for supporting Trump.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (RHGPo) Cool fanfic, Rachel. I hope you get some likes for it. Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (jjoN6) 356
So you don't have a lot of households volunteering to house illegals in your neighborhood, huh?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (VNX3d) ---- It really doesn't get much bluer than where I live. Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (XT59Q) Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (W/lyH) 358
Another reminder:
Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 3h I saw people posting MAGA hats in line at the polling place DO NOT DO THIS - pocket it Don’t wear political gear to the polls Don’t give them a reason to pull you out of line BE SMART! STAY IN LINE! DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h Please don’t wear MAGA gear at the polling centers They can force you to remove it Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (hovnC) 359
friendly reminder that, back when PA was reliably blue, Philly had their votes counted and released in one night.
funny, that Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (wGun1) 360
Trump losing PA and winning VA would be wild. I don’t see it happening though. I can see him winning both. But VA and not PA? That’s a tall order.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (eNb13) 361
I'll admit that I'm not feeling good about this. Common sense is that the polls are under counting Trump's support but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this. And obviously 2022 was a big disappointment, and was the opposite of what the betting markets were saying
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Bd2wh) I'm with ya, Masturbatin' Pete. (Also, good to see you). I am unexplainably nervous. I feel like we're missing something here. Usually I have more confidence by election time, even if I'm confidentially incorrect. Maybe it's just a sign of maturity. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (Evo1G) Posted by: Stacy Abrams sitting on a toilet at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (igVus) 363
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If we win, I will give humble thanks. If we lose, I will not despair. I will not give counsel to my fears. Fear God and dread nought. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (IS5Cb) That's superb, my friend. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (RUMEY) 364
Upside to working from home this morning - I am getting paid to leave unfunny crap here.
Downside - my dog does not know what to do with me. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (ig8VZ) Good to see you. Lotta old faces showing up today. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (i24o9) 365
Poor Babs is going to be in therapy if Trump wins...
Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand Every one of your votes counts. You have a choice - To choose goodness over evil... Kindness over cruelty... Honesty over lies... Love over hate... Kamala Harris over Donald Trump. Freedom over Fascism. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (TGPs7) 366
Popped into church and said a prayer, picked up my brother and took him to vote then went and voted myself. It is really a gorgeous day here, sunny and warm.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (Sgq8y) 367
Lest I forget, Thank You Dave.
I have always appreciated your thoughts and write-ups here. Posted by: Diogenes Seconded. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (xCA6C) 368
Ignore good news, ignore bad news.
Just vote. Every vote, even in deep blue districts, matters this year. Popular vote win is important to stop Raskin from not certifying the election. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (wGiJD) 369
Some twat had a stop project 2025 sign hanging on her garage until a couple of weekend ago. Disappeared. No other political signs of any type in our neighborhood... Dropped off paper ballots last night at the external dropbox. 530 pm. No other voters. Posted by: Elderly Git at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (Bx5D8) 370
What number would you call to get the RNC to descend on the fraud you've spotted? Obviously it'll be different in each state, but what would you search for -- just "Republican National Committee"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of --- 1-800-UNIPARTY Posted by: Darth Randall at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (mjQHZ) 371
Is Hubba's cousin Dubba Trubba??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (hovnC) 372
344 I enjoy 12 yr glenlivet. I am aware there are much fancier/expensive options.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric I hope you know my comment was in jest. There's nothing wrong with Glenlivet 12, it's just not quite peaty enough for me. Personal preference. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (xCA6C) You’re fine - it’s my go-to because it’s cheap. 3 boys in private school really affects the budget! Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (9mfKN) 373
361 I'll admit that I'm not feeling good about this. Common sense is that the polls are under counting Trump's support but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this. And obviously 2022 was a big disappointment, and was the opposite of what the betting markets were saying
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Bd2wh) I'm with ya, Masturbatin' Pete. (Also, good to see you). I am unexplainably nervous. I feel like we're missing something here. Usually I have more confidence by election time, even if I'm confidentially incorrect. Maybe it's just a sign of maturity. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (Evo1G I love when Harry Paratestes quotes Masterbatin Pete. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (RUMEY) 374
I either forgotten or am misremembering but, I think the campaigns (at least in TX) get updates from the county clerks on who has voted every few hours on Election Day.
If I'm remembering right .... So you really, really know who won by around noon .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (lN/pN) 375
Please don’t wear MAGA gear at the polling centers
They can force you to remove it Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (hovnC) Joke's on them, I wore a star-spangled speedo today. ![]() Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (RMjVS) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (CnpMt) 377
351 I hope every big blue city is on fire tonight.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (eNb13) Easy chief. My daughter lives in one - many hours away from me. I'm not afraid of going all Charles Bronson to rescue her nor am I afraid of 3 hots and (in the?) cot. But keep in mind it'll be federal tax dollars that fixes that. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (N39Ws) 378
I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (eNb13) 379
Make Kamala president for 2 months?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (N39Ws) For what? Democrats don't like their losers. She'll be taken care of somewhere but they're not gonna put her out front of the Party. The stories the next day will start with all their New Exciting Blood. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (ksjMr) 380
@360
>>Trump losing PA and winning VA would be wild. I don’t see it happening though. I can see him winning both. But VA and not PA? That’s a tall order. Va has attempted to cleanup their voting, Pa has not, so that's why Trump has a better shot in Va than Pa presently. No if the Republicans just completely overwhelm the possibility of cheating in Pa, there's a shot, but that's what it would take. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (XV/Pl) 381
Dave, thanks for your research and analysis.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (aBgBM) 382
Luddite Rachel Maddow says the government will pull all of @elonmusk ’s contracts for supporting Trump.
Somebody else on X said that the Federal government should fire SpaceX, and replace it with "new contractors". You think you can just snap your fingers and will new rocket companies into existence? Or, are you going to give all the business to those wonderful people at Boeing? LOL. Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (uxCna) 383
"Ewoks are promiscuous, sleeping around at random and forming occasional mating fur balls."
But promiscuous is not religious. Even though God commanded it. Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (PRADp) 384
If we win, I will give humble thanks.
If we lose, I will not despair. I will not give counsel to my fears. Fear God and dread nought. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (IS5Cb) Yes to this. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (xPJvm) 385
heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (eNb13) Real but not as exciting as it sounds. She looked based though. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (ksjMr) 386
I never believed Mn was ever a possibility, so, I'm not counting that in my fortification analysis.
And I don't think we are going to get any surprises out of Donk Strongholds like Ny, Nj, Ca or the rest of whackadoodle mid-Atlantic states. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (XV/Pl) MN might as well vote for Harris, there's nothing left to burn. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (W/lyH) 387
I voted already. And I can confidently state that if the effin retard is elected, it won't be because of my state.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (pohLc) 388
I'm off to see Dracula for my blood work.
After that, I'm planning on blowing out my A1c number for today while following this thread and another on a different site. I'll be good starting tomorrow. I promise. Really. See you all in an hour or so and with a sub sandwich in hand! Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (ghV3u) 389
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No if the Republicans just completely overwhelm the possibility of cheating in Pa, there's a shot, but that's what it would take. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (XV/Pl) ======= Starting 700K in the hole compared to 2020 when they won by 80K is something, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (GBKbO) 390
339 So Ace is a woman pretending to be a man?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (PRADp) Don't be so transphobic. Ace (he/she/they/it pronouns) is shy, so he would never brag about this. But Ace was actually one of the first transgendered non-binary ewoks to ever legally get gay married at a beautiful forest festival in Oregon. He's very much a trendsetter. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (Evo1G) 391
I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (eNb13) Nope older lady, TN I believe, first time voter. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (CIS44) 392
213 Rashida Tlaib@RashidaTlaib
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination. ==== Old story [4 days??] and it was a terrorist IED that blew up the aid workers and children. Yes, the IDF informed Rashida's account. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:14 AM (hovnC) _______ Someone needs to buy her a new pager. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (1bNHn) 393
118 I hate feeling hopeful. I'm trying to stop.
2020 sure seemed like an unavoidable win for Trump. I will wait before I allow the slightest smidge of happiness near. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 05, 2024 11:06 AM (WPL6O) That's what I'm doing, too Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (YH/OY) 394
367 Lest I forget, Thank You Dave.
I have always appreciated your thoughts and write-ups here. Posted by: Diogenes Seconded. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (xCA6C) Ditto. Thank you Dave for all the work and research you do. Your insight is appreciated. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (N39Ws) 395
But . . . what about the witches??
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) 396
Please, oh please, I just want memes of Democrats losing their minds a la 2016!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:33 AM (FC8SQ) 397
I hate AI "art." Allways something off about it. As others have said, it does not understand the human hand.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 05, 2024 11:33 AM (xPJvm) 398
I hope you know my comment was in jest. There's nothing wrong with Glenlivet 12, it's just not quite peaty enough for me. Personal preference.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:27 AM (xCA6C) Am I peaty enough for you, big boy? Posted by: P. Buttigieg at November 05, 2024 11:33 AM (ksjMr) 399
How many of them were even real in 2020?
I figure each of the Dems 12 cheats makes about a 1% difference - so about 88% of the Dem vote in 2020 was real. That puts the election at 76 million for Trump, 71 million for Biden. (one percent shifted from Trump to Biden in the Dominion cheat). Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:33 AM (Da7Vv) 400
It does say something about the enthusiasm difference where people have to tell Trump voters to not wear his gear to go vote. Note no one is wearing Kamala branded kneepads to the election booth...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (oZhjI) 401
I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
Why not just turn it inside-out? Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (+9G3c) 402
378 I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
-- Very real, saw the video Posted by: anon2020 at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (RqMDa) 403
Your daily Atlantic headlines for Election Day...
Trump’s Followers Are Living in a Dark Fantasy By Adam Serwer MAGA adherents deny and dismiss what they are a part of, but they believe Trump’s lies, and will support him until the end. Why Evangelicals Are Comparing Trump to This Biblical Monarch By Asaf Elia-Shalev Analogizing the former president to Jehu may carry some disturbing implications. Americans Who Want Out By Bushra Seddique Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected. Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (QAK8m) 404
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (TGPs7)
Yes, I think it's always " kind, loving and good" to call your political opponents, fascists, Barbara, but that was some high calibe,virtue signaling. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (4q+ls) 405
There will be massive cheating. There will be unrest the likes of which America has never seen. Prepare wisely.
Posted by: Votestradamus at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (/U5Yz) 406
If by some insane miracle Trump is declared the winner tonight or early tomorrow morning, I doubt I will sleep.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (ksjMr) 407
AI, as currently promoted, doesn't understand ANYTHING. Because it ain't AI. It is a mimic program.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (pohLc) 408
323 My retarded governor put the National Guard on standby, and he is not the type to play n-dimensional chess.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:22 AM (i24o9) ===== He did? I hadn't heard that. What a tool. Posted by: Jordan61 Most states have a handful of troops on state orders...mine has a cyber security team helping the State emergency operations center monitor election integrity. Every state also has a "National Guard Reaction Force" which is supposed to be ready to assist with disasters/incidents in the state, which includes assisting law enforcement with civil disturbances. I can see some states putting their NGRFs on a shortened recall timeline, just in case. Posted by: Military Moron at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (WwJmh) 409
Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) 410
I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
-- Very real, saw the video ---------- But not very spectacular. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (sX1BW) 411
@389
>>Starting 700K in the hole compared to 2020 when they won by 80K is something, though. We'll see, the SOS has already said, don't expect any results tonight, so, if Trumps lead is not substantially outside the realm of cheat, say 500-700k votes, then, they simply pull any number out of a hat, nobodies going to audit any of this sh*t, so, that's where we stand. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (XV/Pl) 412
353 Once Harris is declared the loser (I'm confident of a PDT win), anybody else think they'll force Biden to resign due to mental decline? Make Kamala president for 2 months?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (N39Ws) As I've written before in these parts - I think it's a huge tell that they didn't install her as Prezzie when Biden dropped out of the race. I don't think they wanted the public to get a taste of her leadership style prior to the election or it'd be a 500+ EV massacre.... Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (QGaXH) 413
And now, news from the Twilight Zone . . .
New York Times Thinks Biden's Legacy Will Be His Success in Lowering Border Crossings Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl) Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (RMjVS) 415
I'll admit that I'm not feeling good about this. Common sense is that the polls are under counting Trump's support but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this. And obviously 2022 was a big disappointment, and was the opposite of what the betting markets were saying
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 05, 2024 11:15 AM (Bd2wh) Before assessing this comment, I really think we need to know if it was made during the post-nut clarity refractory period or not. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (B9Prs) 416
People are really fired up...
Beaky Parker @BeakyParker4891 Just had to take off my #MAGA hat to vote Trump. #Massachusetts YOU'RE FIRED! Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (TGPs7) 417
Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected.
Just do it! Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (Y8lzz) 418
I like a good scotch, but bourbon has always been more pleasant for my palate.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (xPJvm) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (BkIPu) 420
Stocking Mill Coffee @smcroasters 5h
Attention: All biological men who work and pay taxes. Get out and fucking vote. There are enough bundles of sticks without jobs, that don’t pay taxes, that have all the time in the world to buy a latte with the tax money you work for and they receive that will wait all day in line to vote for your demise…because they have no job. Whatever you have to do today…get in line and vote. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (hovnC) 421
409 Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp Do you live under a bridge or in a cave? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (RUMEY) 422
Daydrinking is a real possibility today.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (Yj6Os) 423
No if the Republicans just completely overwhelm the possibility of cheating in Pa, there's a shot, but that's what it would take. It's not either / or. Sure, they'll try to cheat, but we've already seen that this isn't 2020, and it's not the old GOPe. In addition, we've got guys like James O'Keefe telling would-be cheaters "I'm going to make you famous". As the risk increases, the number of people willing to take the risk and cheat goes down rapidly. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (xCA6C) 424
TJM
I've always found your comments to be thoughtful and well-reasoned, throughout this long election season. Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (NLIak) 425
27 That has all the hallmarks of AI art (lady hovering above street).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 10:59 AM (LPS7w) Not to mention the 4 fingered right hand Posted by: scruboak at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (Bd5dd) 426
Is it true that exit polls indicate Guam legislature will flip to GOP for the first time in like 20 years or something?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:13 AM (EmT/E) And Kamala wins? TDS, I guess. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (ExV1e) 427
I'm feeling hopeful in spite of my curmudgeonly self. I won't be able to vote until late afternoon, because I'm sitting with my sick brother today. I'll stay in line as long as it takes, though.
Thanks for your hard work, Dave. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (paSBy) 428
409 Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) Dingus, there are far more than two genders. It is not binary! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (Evo1G) 429
Please, oh please, I just want memes of Democrats losing their minds a la 2016!
I will admit that for the most part, I keep my politics to myself due to work and other factors. So the constant leftist harping on social media drives me crazy. I just get on Facebook to see whose birthday it is so I don't forget someone important (like Mrs. Mallamutt). But, if Trump wins, I will pour myself a good drink and read social media tonight like a crack addict getting their first hit of the day. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (ig8VZ) 430
Fear God and dread nought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:28 AM (IS5Cb) -------------- Amen. My decision tree is thus: PDT win means we can relax for a bit, worship and go on about our business. Kamala is installed, Still worship but head on a swivel and wait for the government vise to start tightening even further. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (tT6L1) 431
Voted in rural Indiana a little while ago. First time ever waiting in line. This is a very Republican county now.
Posted by: Nazdar at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (9XWKq) 432
I cast my eyes upon the shelves lining my den (still standing after all these years) and I see an almost embarrassment of opportunities to celebrate.
Redbreast, Buffalo Trace, Aberlour, Glenmorangie, Monkey Shoulder, and some very rare Dingle Irish. I look forward to this evening. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (W/lyH) 433
but I feel like the posters have had a few cycles now to correct for this.
--- The pollsters say that every year. They never correct it. Because they can never excise the unconscious bias absorbed from watching the media. But, but, but 2022! No. We here we skeptical of those polls--they felt off and there wasn't the underlying strength we should have seen if they were accurate. And Covid rules were still running full steam (the "pandemic" wasn't declared over until last year). E.g., CA was still "ballot harvesting" like a month after the election. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (lN/pN) 434
>>> There will be massive cheating. There will be unrest the likes of which America has never seen. Prepare wisely.
It's like there's too much money and power at stake, or something. Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (QAK8m) Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (PRADp) 436
Ace is married to his work. And his Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:23 AM (z/jjr) garrett, you're responding to a troll ... In case you didn't know. Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (TTAGa) 437
Thx Dave in Fla. A clean sweep for Republican Senate candidates in the battleground states when added to Justice, Sheehy and Moreno would bring Republican totals in the Senate to 57. I'd love to add Hing Cao but not sure about that.
That would be enough to overcome Rinos like Collins Murkowski etc. Come on coattails! Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (aRslG) 438
just not quite peaty enough for me.
Draw a ring around one eye. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Wow, that's a callback. Well done. *golf clap* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (v6JzV) 439
394 367 Lest I forget, Thank You Dave.
I have always appreciated your thoughts and write-ups here. Posted by: Diogenes Seconded. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:30 AM (xCA6C) Ditto. Thank you Dave for all the work and research you do. Your insight is appreciated. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:32 AM (N39Ws) Ditto. All I know about statistics and sampling came from "How to Lie with Statistics", from decades ago. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (VNX3d) 440
Why the turn out we are seeing in Florida matters...
Florida is not an outlier, it is a visible indicator of nationwide intensity for both parties. We just get better and more up to date info from here. Don't get lulled by the "we were going to win Florida anyway" mentality. Little know fact, Duval county almost identically models Georgia results, every election. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (wGiJD) 441
410 I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
-- Very real, saw the video ---------- But not very spectacular. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (sX1BW) answering the real question Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (Evo1G) 442
424 TJM
I've always found your comments to be thoughtful and well-reasoned, throughout this long election season. Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (NLIak) ======= I have found my comments to be the detritus of an illiterate mind banging haphazardly at a keyboard until the red squiggles go away. But thank you. I've enjoyed sparring with you and your quality mind thoughts. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO) 443
379 Make Kamala president for 2 months?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:29 AM (N39Ws) For what? Democrats don't like their losers. She'll be taken care of somewhere but they're not gonna put her out front of the Party. The stories the next day will start with all their New Exciting Blood. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (ksjMr) My thoughts on this is that the Dems, especially in the "woke" times - likes to be the first of everything. Putting her in as POTUS gives her the first female POTUS, first minority (and minority female) POTUS. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (N39Ws) 444
We did our part! New voting place had kids! running the check in station. I was glad to see that. Someone needs to run things once we're gone. (on to comments)
Posted by: gingeroni at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (86qGP) 445
If people are so fired up in ultramarine blue Massachusetts...
Rand @rand_longevity by far the most Republican signs I've ever seen for an election in Massachusetts Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (TGPs7) 446
To me it doesn't matter that AI doesn't "understand" anything. I don't fret that my car isn't alive. It gets me to Point B faster.
The "trick" that AI plays is incredible, and extraordinarily useful. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (ksjMr) 447
just not quite peaty enough for me.
Draw a ring around one eye. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (BkIPu) I got the reference. Lord help me. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (xPJvm) 448
Please don’t wear MAGA gear at the polling centers
They can force you to remove it Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) ----- Joke's on them, I wore a star-spangled speedo today. Posted by: Sassy Fred I wore my Warrant Officer Liberation Front (W.O.L.F.) T-shirt with the squashed cockroach insignia. No one gets it but other warrant officers. Posted by: BifBewalski at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (MsrgL) 449
Americans Who Want Out
By Bushra Seddique Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected. Sure, Jan. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (xCA6C) 450
Democrats fraud and election hi jinx has to stop. Shapiro and his Dog Shit Democrats are pullling out all the stops. Same in Arizona and Michigan. It’s really intolerable now. We have always won and lost elections, but to cheat to win is beyond the pale of what reasonable people should accept. Enough.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (rZcgP) 451
422 Daydrinking is a real possibility today.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (Yj6Os) I'm so nervous I may have to have my first drink on east coast time. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (RybWq) Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (IyPmt) 453
So Ace is female? Any pics?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (PRADp) 454
Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) True Facts: Ewoks are hermaphrodites and in rare cases of environmental stress and scarcity can mate with themselves or '70s-style shag carpets to perpetuate the species. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (i24o9) 455
She'll be taken care of somewhere but they're not gonna put her out front of the Party. The stories the next day will start with all their New Exciting Blood.
Kamala, like every one of her Celeb supporters, has a Pdiddy Party problem. She'll become a non person if she loses. Erased like a Stalin photo. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (Da7Vv) 456
157...Better question is when does Kamala start drinking today?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:09 AM (sX1BW) She stopped?!? Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (YH/OY) Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (z/jjr) 458
I told my wife this morning, after she spotted some yay Kamala from MSM, to ignore it, because if you look at what's going on, there is a concerted national effort by the press to create a narrative, which is, "Democrat good, Republican bad."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (tT6L1) 459
You’re fine - it’s my go-to because it’s cheap. 3 boys in private school really affects the budget!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 *** Twelve-year-old Glenlivet is cheap? My God, what must the *expensive* stuff go for --! Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (J2vNu) 460
Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected.
Sure, Jan. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:38 AM (xCA6C) --- How many of them will need to flee to a non-extradition treaty country? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (7fElN) 461
Damn, everyone's on edge and here I'm worried about Snowflake, the cat who has been staying with me.
Put her out at 5:30 am and she's still not back. Posted by: Stateless at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (jvJvP) 462
@423
>>As the risk increases, the number of people willing to take the risk and cheat goes down rapidly. Listen, the Donks simply operate under the maxim of it's better to beg for forgiveness than ask permission. They will do what they need to to win and deal with the fallout later. They are a real and legitimate political party, full stop. The GOP is, in the main, full of goofballs and grifters, who couldn't organize a one person parade. I hope with putting Lara Trump at the RNC and getting Scott Presler involved has righted a lot of the historical wrongs, but we are not going to know that until after the election and if it goes our way. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (XV/Pl) 463
Is it true that exit polls indicate Guam legislature will flip to GOP for the first time in like 20 years or something?
Good Lord, people- save yourselves! Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (Ag3aL) 464
I love the video where Trumpers, wearing Harris/Walz tee shirts, arrive at a Kamala sign house and ask them to take in foreign refugees who are wafting on the sidewalk. I heard at least six excuses why they couldn't. Hypocrite assholes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (/U5Yz) 465
There are enough bundles of sticks ...
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (hovnC) ---- REeeeEEee1!!1! Fascism!!!! Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (XfoBK) 466
262 Democrat cheats: ...
if I have missed any other cheats feel free to add them. Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:18 AM (Da7Vv) _______ The Maduro cheat: don't bother with votes, just say you won. I wouldn't be surprised to see that this year. Or the Raskin cheat: who cares what the votes were, Trump isn't allowed to win. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (1bNHn) 467
What I really need today is a troll to spread Fear Uncertainty and Doubt about abortion as an issue. Make our side really question if the pro life position is "worth it" or if we should just give it up and let the Democrats rake in billions in the baby part trade.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (ksjMr) 468
Kamala, like every one of her Celeb supporters, has a Pdiddy Party problem. She'll become a non person if she loses. Erased like a Stalin photo.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 11:39 AM (Da7Vv) Yesterdays dinner circling the commode. Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (pohLc) 469
>> Americans Who Want Out
By Bushra Seddique Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected. Don't you dare threaten me with a Good Time! Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (z/jjr) 470
Hey Masturbatin' Pete - I hope you wear your right hand out tomorrow celebrating a Trump victory.
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (0VH88) 471
Americans Who Want Out
By Bushra Seddique Some liberals insist that they’re not joking this time: They are very scared, and very ready to leave the country if Donald Trump is reelected. Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:34 AM (QAK8m) 1) They're not liberals; they're leftists. 2) Leftists, if staying means you will continue to try to destroy our nation, then please do leave. Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (Sf2cq) 472
"Once Harris is declared the loser (I'm confident of a PDT win), anybody else think they'll force Biden to resign due to mental decline? Make Kamala president for 2 months?"
Won't happen. Whatever deal that that DR. Jill and the Powers That Be cut, it did not allow resignation. The reason? It would have benefited Harris - they all know that - but it didn't happen. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (zSyrn) Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (NLIak) 474
76 Is that the proverbial "crawl over broken glass" voter?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 11:02 AM (+BqEV) For AWFLs, yes. Only doing it for show. Very low risk of injury. Real broken glass voters will crawl over 20 yards of 4 inch-deep busted-up beer and bourbon bottles to vote for TRUMP! Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (aBgBM) 475
just not quite peaty enough for me.
Draw a ring around one eye. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Wow, that's a callback. Well done. *golf clap* Please to be explaining. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (xCA6C) 476
I love the video where Trumpers, wearing Harris/Walz tee shirts, arrive at a Kamala sign house and ask them to take in foreign refugees who are wafting on the sidewalk. I heard at least six excuses why they couldn't. Hypocrite assholes.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (/U5Yz) Jose is REALLY good with children. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (CIS44) 477
>>>@78 What number would you call to get the RNC to descend on the fraud you've spotted? Obviously it'll be different in each state, but what would you search for -- just "Republican National Committee"? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)
=============== VOTER FRAUD -- CAN BE REPORTED AT: https://protectthevote.com/reportfraud/ This website seems to cover most/all states (can be selected from a dropdown list on homepage) ... And while it does NOT provide a phone number to call, it does allow you to attach "Accepted" file types (such as .doc, .docx, .pdf, .mp4, .mp3, .png, and .jpeg) ... Maximum allowed file size is 50 MB. Posted by: Kathy at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (qpw89) 478
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters. ‘ In trunks and boxes waiting to be counted. Posted by: Dr. Claw They only come out at night. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (63Dwl) 479
Twelve-year-old Glenlivet is cheap? My God, what must the *expensive* stuff go for --!
Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (J2vNu) There’s a joint in Omaha that has well over 1000 different types of scotch. There were a few there that cost over $400 for a dram. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (9mfKN) Posted by: anachronda at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (sGtp+) 481
422 Daydrinking is a real possibility today.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (Yj6Os) A prepared-for certainty here. Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (j4U/Z) Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (z/jjr) 483
479 Twelve-year-old Glenlivet is cheap? My God, what must the *expensive* stuff go for --!
Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (J2vNu) There’s a joint in Omaha that has well over 1000 different types of scotch. There were a few there that cost over $400 for a dram. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (9mfKN) ======== I can go to my local dump of an ABC store and find bottles there for more than $1,000. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (GBKbO) 484
I think Democrats will be more "angry" this time. It's going to be a bit of a thing.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (ksjMr) 485
Is Kamala a wine mom or does she prefer the hard brown stuff?
Posted by: mr tmz at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (rJ48h) 486
438 just not quite peaty enough for me.
Draw a ring around one eye. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Wow, that's a callback. Well done. *golf clap* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (v6JzV) LOL ... I just got that. ***golf clap*** Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (TTAGa) 487
But policy isn’t really the Times’ concern:
Yet his biggest break with American political history is not about any proposed policy. It is his rejection of democratic traditions that both parties have long supported. Trump refuses to accept election results unless he wins… Trump didn’t refuse to accept the election result in 2020. He thought the Democrats had carried multiple states through fraud, and therefore initiated legal challenges. Just like Democrats often do when they lose. When those challenges failed, he said goodbye to the White House. So what’s the point? It is somehow out of bounds to complain about voter fraud? .. Trump didn't cry "UNCLE" to the Times' satifaction Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (RHGPo) 488
But not very spectacular.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (sX1BW) The woman was in her 70's. Unless she had boob job, most women's breasts are going to sag at that age. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (Oajpq) 489
Your unlaminated expired out of state ID is good enough for me. How many ballots will you be needing today?
Posted by: Blue City Poll Workers at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (NGHTx) 490
Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) Yes. Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (RMjVS) Nazgul. With a side of grumpy Ewok. Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (AbL8c) 491
461 Damn, everyone's on edge and here I'm worried about Snowflake, the cat who has been staying with me.
Put her out at 5:30 am and she's still not back. Posted by: Stateless If it's cold outside, Snowflake may have entered a neighbors garage and got trapped for the day. Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (/U5Yz) 492
At noon, I will be mixing pitcher number one of Gimlets.
I'm thinking this is going to be a 5 pitcher day. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (XV/Pl) 493
Draw a ring around one eye.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Posted by: Dog looking at phonograph with confused expression at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (WwJmh) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (63Dwl) Posted by: Quantum Physician for Trump at November 05, 2024 11:43 AM (Y1sOo) 496
Trolls are here for us to use as we see fit.
Much like women. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (z/jjr) And the drapes. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (i24o9) 497
"We’re all supposed to blame you if the election doesn’t go our way?
--- Yes, that is the tradition every 2 years. 😊 Posted by: Dave in Fla" It should become a rule instead of tradition. Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (GUOwU) 498
60 Minutes did a thorough investigation into the possibility of vote fraud, and concluded that it's impossible.
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (2Vajc) 499
485 - that was low and slow, right over the plate...
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (hvsrT) 500
Much like women.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (z/jjr) *slaps garrett upside th' head because he deserves it* Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (Sf2cq) 501
432 I cast my eyes upon the shelves lining my den (still standing after all these years) and I see an almost embarrassment of opportunities to celebrate.
Redbreast, Buffalo Trace, Aberlour, Glenmorangie, Monkey Shoulder, and some very rare Dingle Irish. I look forward to this evening. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM (W/lyH) I have champagne chilling, I'm really praying I get to drink it even if it's for breakfast tomorrow. Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (RybWq) 502
I can go to my local dump of an ABC store and find bottles there for more than $1,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:42 AM (GBKbO) Indeed. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (9mfKN) 503
498 60 Minutes did a thorough investigation into the possibility of vote fraud, and concluded that it's impossible.
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (2Vajc) ======= I'm not even changing this, because this is gold. Hilariously stupid gold. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (GBKbO) 504
Thanks for this analysis Dave.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (RIvkX) 505
Huge margins...
OSZ @OpenSourceZone Final Arizona Early Vote Update: 🔴 1M (+212k) 🔵 797k 🟡 686k Total: 2.5M Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:44 AM (TGPs7) 506
284 I agree with Dave in FLA, although his analysis failed to include the impact of FSJ and Gertie's endorsement of Trump.
Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (XT59Q) *** I mentioned the FSJ and Gertie endorsement to Joe and he just looked at me, looked at the door, and essentially said, "Dude, I gotta pee." Since we cut his nuts off, he's been pretty much out of politics. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (W/lyH) 507
Is it possible/likely that the increased Republican registration is actually Democrats who never switched back their registrations because they wanted to mess with the Primary? So...increased Republican turnout now might merely be Democrats hiding in plain sight who didn't flip their party designation back to D.
Or am I misreading the data? Posted by: Java Joe at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (WaLgG) 508
I have found my comments to be the detritus of an illiterate mind banging haphazardly at a keyboard until the red squiggles go away.
I'm right here, you know. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (Q0kLU) 509
Twelve-year-old Glenlivet is cheap? My God, what must the *expensive* stuff go for --!
Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 * There’s a joint in Omaha that has well over 1000 different types of scotch. There were a few there that cost over $400 for a dram. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 *** In my drinking days in the '70s and '80s, I thought a fifth of Cutty Sark was a big splurge. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (ksjMr) 511
Pennsylvania’s Cambria County has been forced to make an election day switch to paper ballots following widespread issues with voting machines in the heavily Republican locality.
Cambria County is 80+% Republican The paper ballots will cause their tally to be one of, if not, the last ... probably after the cheating in Philadelphia is done. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (RHGPo) 512
Mornin' Emmie!
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (z/jjr) 513
Once Harris is declared the loser (I'm confident of a PDT win), anybody else think they'll force Biden to resign due to mental decline? Make Kamala president for 2 months?"
Won't happen. Whatever deal that that DR. Jill and the Powers That Be cut, it did not allow resignation. The reason? It would have benefited Harris - they all know that - but it didn't happen. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (zSyrn) Also, why would Dems throw away the "elect the first women president!" In 4 years or 8 or whatever? They're all about using that to gin up interest Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (wGun1) Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (ZwieU) 515
Trolls are here for us to use as we see fit.
Much like women. Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (z/jjr) And the drapes. And the toasters. Posted by: Toaster Fucker at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (Y8lzz) 516
507 Is it possible/likely that the increased Republican registration is actually Democrats who never switched back their registrations because they wanted to mess with the Primary? So...increased Republican turnout now might merely be Democrats hiding in plain sight who didn't flip their party designation back to D.
Or am I misreading the data? Posted by: Java Joe at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (WaLgG) ======= Let's not say it's impossible. Let's say it's cope and delusional idiocy from people looking at registration changes over the past 4 years and trying to come up with literally any explanation other than the obvious for it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (GBKbO) 517
I love women. Is ace a woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (+HZqw) 518
Florida reports in real time ED voting by registration. As of 11:45 am Eastern the R+ is around 21%
Encouraging, as a +20% on ED portends strong R turnout elsewhere. Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (Modkf) 519
"Shapiro and his Dog Shit Democrats are pullling out all the stops."
What's his motivation to do that? Aside from revenge for not being picked, a Trump presidency sets him up better to run for President than a Harris one would. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (zSyrn) 520
517 I love women. Is ace a woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (+HZqw) Hi raykon. Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (gKWVE) 521
Oh, and thanks again, Dave in Fla for all your efforts.
If I make TX next year I'll have to bring a bottle of something for you. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (tT6L1) 522
508 I have found my comments to be the detritus of an illiterate mind banging haphazardly at a keyboard until the red squiggles go away.
I'm right here, you know. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (Q0kLU) ========== as;lkda adjfdksa qopqejn wwnelt! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (GBKbO) 523
Howie Carr @HowieCarrShow NEW HAMPSHIRE: GET OUT AND VOTE FOR TRUMP. STAY IN LINE. OFFER TO DRIVE SOMEONE TO THE POLLS. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (TGPs7) 524
If people are so fired up in ultramarine blue Massachusetts...
Rand@rand_longevity by far the most Republican signs I've ever seen for an election in Massachusetts Posted by: Mister Ghost Hard to believe that the worst president in American history who chose the worst vice president in American history who was nominated by the worst process in American history and became the worst candidate in American history and who ran the worst campaign in American history is not 50 points ahead. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (L/fGl) 525
I have voted many times today because I am superposition.
Don't measure me, bro. Posted by: Quantum Physician for Trump Every once in a while, there's a comment which makes no apparent sense, but which tickles my fancy. This is one such comment. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (xCA6C) 526
291 Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) ______ Of course. Her name is Shelvia. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (1bNHn) 527
424 TJM
I've always found your comments to be thoughtful and well-reasoned, throughout this long election season. Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 11:36 AM (NLIak) Spit! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (KbCG3) 528
518 Florida reports in real time ED voting by registration. As of 11:45 am Eastern the R+ is around 21%
Encouraging, as a +20% on ED portends strong R turnout elsewhere. Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (Modkf) ======= It mostly portends lack of Democrat enthusiasm that was supposed to manifest today because it hadn't manifested in any form of early voting in any state observable. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO) 529
and to be clear Trump wins Florida very easily, but a really strong showing there is a good sign nationwide
Florida +8.7 is my prediction. Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (Modkf) 530
how can you tell?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (+HZqw) 531
In my drinking days in the '70s and '80s, I thought a fifth of Cutty Sark was a big splurge.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (J2vNu) --------------- In my drinking days, it was expensive due to quantity, not quality. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1) 532
I don't want to read anything into it, because the Democrats live and breathe deception, but, Raskin saying "people can vote for Trump but we'll never let him take office" isn't what someone who was winning would say.
Again: They lie. So, who knows if he's whistling past the graveyard or not. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:48 AM (lN/pN) 533
Florida +8.7 is my prediction.
Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (Modkf) But Kamala said they had a chance there Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:48 AM (IyPmt) 534
just not quite peaty enough for me.
Draw a ring around one eye. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Wow, that's a callback. Well done. *golf clap* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:37 AM Damn...that's a serious callback. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 11:48 AM (Wnv9h) 535
Caveat: Florida was bigly red in 2022 while the country wasn’t.
Good sign but not necessarily relevant nationally. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:48 AM (cQGLW) 536
Pennsylvania’s Cambria County has been forced to make an election day switch to paper ballots following widespread issues with voting machines in the heavily Republican locality.
Cambria County is 80+% Republican The paper ballots will cause their tally to be one of, if not, the last ... probably after the cheating in Philadelphia is done. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (RHGPo) *** Does this ever happen in predominately dem counties? Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (W/lyH) 537
526 291 Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) ______ Of course. Her name is Shelvia. ----------- What happened to Mulva? Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (AdHga) 538
I'm not drinking yet, but cheers to you Dave, and all the Morons voting and spreading the word.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (2bFN5) Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (Modkf) 540
535 Caveat: Florida was bigly red in 2022 while the country wasn’t.
Good sign but not necessarily relevant nationally. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:48 AM (cQGLW) ======= The country was. The House vote was 50-47.3 R-D. I'd take a Trump 50-47.3 victory any day. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (GBKbO) 541
early PA vote especially showed the D lack of enthusiasm
Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (Modkf) I always have enthusiasm for the D. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (Zz0t1) 542
Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) ______ Of course. Her name is Shelvia. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM She's Peruvian...you wouldn't know her. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (Wnv9h) 543
539 528
true, true early PA vote especially showed the D lack of enthusiasm Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (Modkf) ======= Same in VBM states like NV, CA, and OR. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:49 AM (GBKbO) 544
2020 sure seemed like an unavoidable win for Trump.
-------------------------------------------------- I didn't have that feeling. He was an average 8 points behind Biden in an aggregate of polling and all I could do was hope that was wrong. There was also the chaos of Covid and and everyone second guessing his policies including previous Trump supporters. I also knew the massive mail vote was an obvious advantage for Biden(because of course) The betting markets had Trump well below 30% chance that morning as well. It wasn't until the evening results and watching the NYT's probability tracker for each state that got me thinking that Trump could win it. This year is totally different. I'm much more confident based only on the current status of all the indicators being much more favorable to Trump and less favorable to his opponent. Bad outcomes(and massive cheat) can still happen, but the feeing's definitely more positive for me. Posted by: theATL at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (BYfP9) 545
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
--------- I suspect many of them are where they have been for years, resting comfortably in a cemetery. Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (79pEw) 546
>>60 Minutes did a thorough investigation into the possibility of vote fraud, and concluded that it's impossible.
60 Minutes also said Hunter's laptop was Russian disinformation you squeak hole. The liar from the DOJ 60 Minutes had on was being called out on Twitter all day yesterday for his blatant lies about the amount of election fraud being found in the US and also lied about the Biden administration's attempt to thwart any investigations into illegal voters. Anyone who still claims our elections are fair and secure is a sub moron. Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (LkLld) 547
and to be clear Trump wins Florida very easily, but a really strong showing there is a good sign nationwide
------------- Its really a sign that clearing up voting rolls, running efficient elections, and eliminating fraud would yield vastly different results than we are accustomed to seeing. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (sX1BW) Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (Modkf) 549
and to be clear Trump wins Florida very easily, but a really strong showing there is a good sign nationwide
Florida +8.7 is my prediction. Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (Modkf) -------------- Bongino had a pollster/analyst on his radio show this morning who will be watching Duval County, FL. He says that historically, Georgia always votes to the right of Duval County ... Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (jfKqs) 550
Has Ace ever been married?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:21 AM (PRADp) ______ Of course. Her name is Shelvia. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:47 AM (1bNHn) *** And it is true love, as he cantilever. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (W/lyH) 551
Thank you, Dave.
I am cautiously optimistic the vegetable and Ho will lose. Fight, fight, fight. Vote, vote, vote. Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (fpVC1) 552
Lagavulin by choice. Even before I tasted it, I knew it would be my favorite. Back before we could get malts, my favorite blend was White Horse, which is mostly Lagavulin.
Glenmorangie when I want something different. I'd like to try Glenfarclas again. I loved it back in the day. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (1bNHn) 553
Babs is correct. Choose Trump to avoid all the bad stuff.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (cQGLW) 554
Cambria County is 80+% Republican
The paper ballots will cause their tally to be one of, if not, the last ... probably after the cheating in Philadelphia is done. --- If you wanted a way to say, legitimately hold back R votes until after Philly, there it is. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (lN/pN) 555
Kamalapalooza is going to turn out to be Fyre Festval 2024
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (GUOwU) 556
Libertarian Party of New Hampshire Endorses Trump Over Their Own Candidate
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (L/fGl) 557
Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics Hearing reports from all over the country that men are showing up in huge numbers. The line at my polling station here in Florida is almost all young men. Vote and let’s make history 🇺🇸 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (TGPs7) 558
472 "Once Harris is declared the loser (I'm confident of a PDT win), anybody else think they'll force Biden to resign due to mental decline? Make Kamala president for 2 months?"
Won't happen. Whatever deal that that DR. Jill and the Powers That Be cut, it did not allow resignation. The reason? It would have benefited Harris - they all know that - but it didn't happen. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 11:41 AM (zSyrn) If Kammie loses, the Junta will ditch the 'Biden-Harris Administration' nomenclature ASAP. It will call itself the "Biden Administration.' Period. Joe's 'autobiography' of his term, if he lives long enough for the ghostwriter to finish the job, will likely leave-out Kamala. Unless Joe decides to blame her for everything he screwed-up. Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (aBgBM) 559
519 "Shapiro and his Dog Shit Democrats are pullling out all the stops."
What's his motivation to do that? Aside from revenge for not being picked, a Trump presidency sets him up better to run for President than a Harris one would. Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 11:46 AM (zSyrn) Fetterman is more set up than Shapiro for 2028...that's his motivation... Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (exHjb) 560
What are our go to sites for results/predictions monitoring ?
I am 0% on MSM Almost all on X, or youtube, rumble Will put on Crowder at 3:00 Pacific Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (Modkf) 561
Kamalapalooza is going to turn out to be Fyre Festval 2024
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (GUOwU) You think they'll use the fireworks Hillary planned to use for her big win? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (VNX3d) 562
I love the video where Trumpers, wearing Harris/Walz tee shirts, arrive at a Kamala sign house and ask them to take in foreign refugees who are wafting on the sidewalk. I heard at least six excuses why they couldn't. Hypocrite assholes.
Saul Alinsky was right: make them live up to their own book of rules, and a good tactic is one that your people enjoy. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (3cXfB) 563
The country was.
The House vote was 50-47.3 R-D. I'd take a Trump 50-47.3 victory any day. — Good point. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (cQGLW) 564
Its really a sign that clearing up voting rolls, running efficient elections, and eliminating fraud would yield vastly different results than we are accustomed to seeing.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (sX1BW) --------------- I'm convinced now that -- with one and only one vote per verified legal U.S. Citizen -- Trump won virtually every state, even CA and NY, in 2020 and would do so this year as well. Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (jfKqs) 565
Does Johnny Walker make Scotch, or just blend it?
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (Yj6Os) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (v6JzV) 567
Aesthetica
@Anc_Aesthetics Hearing reports from all over the country that men are showing up in huge numbers. The line at my polling station here in Florida is almost all young men. "That's because they've tied all the women up and locked them in closets!!!" - - - - - The MSM Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (Zz0t1) 568
I did not have this on my 2024 bingo card.
BLM Leader Announces He’s Voting for Donald Trump — Warns That a Kamala Harris Victory ‘Would Be a Disaster for This Country’ - TGP Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (i24o9) 569
Lagavulin by choice. Even before I tasted it, I knew it would be my favorite. Back before we could get malts, my favorite blend was White Horse, which is mostly Lagavulin.
Glenmorangie when I want something different. I'd like to try Glenfarclas again. I loved it back in the day.[.i] Try Talisker 10. It's peaty, but also smooth. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (xCA6C) 570
Consider that the NYT folks going on strike could mean their little dial won't be working this year ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (lN/pN) Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (xCA6C) 572
Lagavulin by choice. Even before I tasted it, I knew it would be my favorite. Back before we could get malts, my favorite blend was White Horse, which is mostly Lagavulin.
Glenmorangie when I want something different. I'd like to try Glenfarclas again. I loved it back in the day. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 11:50 AM (1bNHn) *** Glenmorangie is my fav, although being a frugal kind of chap, I discovered Monkey Shoulder which is essentially Macallan's so I am happy. A fine day-to-day drink. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (W/lyH) 573
409 Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM Depends on the setting. Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (+oR7L) 574
Moreno/brown to cost 470+B$
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (CIS44) 575
I think we'll see a few shocks tonight with Trump and Republican wins in previously solid blue states that no one's bothered to think about.
Depending on the cheat, of course. But, the cheat can be beaten so get out and vote. To me this feels like the beginning of a preference cascade, awfully late in the voting cycle unfortunately. Just hope it arrives here and now. Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (eDfFs) 576
What are our go to sites for results/predictions monitoring ?
I am 0% on MSM Almost all on X, or youtube, rumble Will put on Crowder at 3:00 Pacific Posted by: Big Star at November 05, 2024 11:51 AM (Modkf) --------------- Will be here reading comments and watching Bongino's Rumble podcast (he's having on guests like Julie Kelly and Mike Benz). Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (jfKqs) 577
Is Kamala a wine mom or does she prefer the hard brown stuff?
"What do you think?" - - Willie Brown Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (Q0kLU) 578
512 Mornin' Emmie!
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (z/jjr) *glare* You know what you did! Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (Sf2cq) 579
MSNBC's Joyless Reid admits “we have done all we can do”.
-- You mean, she's implying she's not one of those sainted "unbiased" news people and she's actually pushing an agenda for a particular candidate? My lands, I'm shocked. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (qBdHI) 580
Swamp the Vote
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (Q4IgG) 581
I'm convinced now that -- with one and only one vote per verified legal U.S. Citizen -- Trump won virtually every state, even CA and NY, in 2020 and would do so this year as well.
— Change legal citizen to US born citizen and I’d agree. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (cQGLW) 582
Huge numbers of Ewoks storming the polls across America.
"It's like Return Of The Jedi," says frightened election official... Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (TGPs7) 583
Quick in and out at poll here in suburban Nashville area. Station was well staffed. Lots of voting machines. Line moved fast. Very efficient operation here. Now the long wait.
Posted by: Tuna at November 05, 2024 11:54 AM (oaGWv) 584
The polls are bad on purpose. I don't understand why there is a question about this. Good polling for Trump is bad for Democrats. Simple.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (Z8Yh2) 585
Biden wont resign for Harris. He may get Scalia’d though.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (7PziG) 586
BLM Leader Announces He’s Voting for Donald Trump — Warns That a Kamala Harris Victory ‘Would Be a Disaster for This Country’ - TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:52 AM (i24o9 People got suspicious when he said "A disaster. A huge fabulous disaster. The likes of which you've never seen." And then quickly ran away. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (ksjMr) 587
Does Johnny Walker make Scotch, or just blend it?
It is Scotch, but also a blend. They are not mutually exclusive. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (xCA6C) 588
Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) Ask his Canadian girlfriend. Oh, that's right, you wouldn't know her. Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (j4U/Z) 589
Consider that the NYT folks going on strike could mean their little dial won't be working this year ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (lN/pN) -------- I remember in 2016 when that dial started swinging towards Trump and then went even more towards him. Ace was sure it was broken. That was a fun night. Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (79pEw) 590
Glenmorangie is my fav, although being a frugal kind of chap, I discovered Monkey Shoulder which is essentially Macallan's so I am happy. A fine day-to-day drink.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:53 AM (W/lyH) Mine, too. They had a port barrel aged that was particularly good. But you can't get it around these parts, and I've moved onto Bourbon. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (i24o9) 591
Wow, blown away by the Arizona EV update. GOP picked up another 20K votes overnight?
That is the margin Lake lost by in 2022. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (yvUvt) 592
So ace is of pure mind and no body?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (4llEJ) 593
BLM Leader Announces He’s Voting for Donald Trump — Warns That a Kamala Harris Victory ‘Would Be a Disaster for This Country’ - TGP
-- ![]() Oh, please let this be true! Talk about a smack in Harris' face. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (qBdHI) 594
Back from a pleasant walk to our polling place. Four ovals filled and out the door after waiting in the longest line I have seen there.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (aD39U) 595
587 Does Johnny Walker make Scotch, or just blend it?
It is Scotch, but also a blend. They are not mutually exclusive. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (xCA6C) ======= The distinction is between single malt and blends. There's a snootiness around preferring single malts, but blends are hard to do. The skill is admirable, taking a series of other malts and combining them into a singular flavor profile year after year with the mix constantly changing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (GBKbO) 596
MSNBC's Joyless Reid admits “we have done all we can do”.
She could self immolate in front of her polling station. Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (Yj6Os) 597
I'm seeing some great whiskey (and whisky) chat here.
Now, that said, I am not one to open the humidor before it is time, but if things go as we hope, one must consider the cigar for the day. I shall be giving this much thought. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (W/lyH) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (63Dwl) 599
Vote if you wish. Then, it's our turn, and we will decide who is President
https://tinyurl.com/yc5tyt24 Posted by: Jamie Raskin, scum of the earth at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (rjzb1) 600
Huge numbers of Ewoks storming the polls across America.
----- Not going to lie, that would be super cute. Especially if they are singing joyously. Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (AbL8c) 601
It can be lunch and I am gone in a hour
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (AYz4A) 602
585 Biden wont resign for Harris. He may get Scalia’d though.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee He will want to gloat that he was the stronger candidate and would have won. Jill will be LIVID. Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (pZEOD) 603
“What I think they’re missing is a massive shift in voter registration underneath all of this. Thirty-one states have voter registration by party. Thirty of them in the past four years have seen movement toward Republicans,” the longtime strategist said late Sunday.
“I think there’s, I’m not going to call it a wave, but I think there’s a wavelet out there of Republican enthusiasm and registration. If I register to vote Republican, whether I’m switching or new, what am I going to do?” Castellanos believes that the failure of pollsters to recognize the huge boost in GOP registrations might be one of the most important undercurrents of this election. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (RHGPo) 604
Does Johnny Walker make Scotch, or just blend it?
It is Scotch, but also a blend. They are not mutually exclusive. I think I misunderstood your question. If you are asking if they make and barrel what they use themselves, I don't know. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (xCA6C) 605
Medical Report Reveals Algerian Boxer Who Won Olympic Gold in Women’s Division Has XY Chromosomes
- You know what they say, if it's XY, it's a guy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (L/fGl) 606
Glenmorangie Got a funny story.. We were out to dinner with my BIL and sister and after 1 too many beers he decided he wanted an after dinner drink and asked for grand Marnier... Slurred his words a bit and they brought Glenmorangie..Took a sip and of course it was wrong.. Gave it to my husband.... Darn thing was 25 dollars for the shot... And that was 10 years ago Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (IyPmt) 607
603 “I think there’s, I’m not going to call it a wave, but I think there’s a wavelet out there of Republican enthusiasm and registration. If I register to vote Republican, whether I’m switching or new, what am I going to do?”
Castellanos believes that the failure of pollsters to recognize the huge boost in GOP registrations might be one of the most important undercurrents of this election. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (RHGPo) ========= I have a theory that you can probably predict elections based on registration changes alone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO) 608
There’s zero chance Kumala is allowed to cosplay president for a few weeks. If they do this they destroy the HISToRIC FIRST campaign next time around.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (cQGLW) 609
Uh oh, big doughy white dude in a Harris/Walz t-shirt tromping around my cul-de-sac.
Should I call Animal Control or Spay/Neuter? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (kpS4V) 610
I think more than anything, I'd like Nurse to have a smug smile in Seattle tomorrow while watching it burn.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (yvUvt) 611
510 Hi Emmie.
Fucking hell I think that took me way too long. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:45 AM (ksjMr) Hello, Friend! I'm praying over here in my little corner of the country. Had to tolerate a few leftists over the weekend, but it wasn't as bad as I expected. Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (Sf2cq) 612
My polling place had lots of elderly feebs standing in line. People had to force them to the front.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (aD39U) 613
I've voted ...
I've paid some bills ... The weather is unseasonably nice, so I'm gonna go hit some golf balls. Can't wait to come back to the early returns of doom for Kumswallower. Forrrrreeee ... Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (TTAGa) 614
604 I think I misunderstood your question. If you are asking if they make and barrel what they use themselves, I don't know.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (xCA6C) ======= I think they buy most of the malts that they blend from other distilleries. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO) 615
Dave, 314 EVs? Hell, that prediction comes thru you have another bottle of bourbon arriving from VA
Thanks for the analysis, really appreciate it. Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (IQ6Gq) 616
I think I misunderstood your question. If you are asking if they make and barrel what they use themselves, I don't know.
I do know that their excellent Double Black uses Talisker as one of the blend's components. Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (xCA6C) 617
Hi, Jamie.
Posted by: Lamppost at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (Y8lzz) 618
591 Wow, blown away by the Arizona EV update. GOP picked up another 20K votes overnight?
That is the margin Lake lost by in 2022. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:55 AM (yvUvt) A Trump win needs to be buttressed by wins by people like Lake. I said buttressed, he he. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (KbCG3) 619
Uh oh, big doughy white dude in a Harris/Walz t-shirt tromping around my cul-de-sac.
Should I call Animal Control or Spay/Neuter? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (kpS4V) -------- Ask him if his wife is making him wear that shirt. Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (79pEw) 620
602 585 Biden wont resign for Harris. He may get Scalia’d though.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee He will want to gloat that he was the stronger candidate and would have won. Jill will be LIVID. Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (pZEOD) Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere? Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) 621
This gen of Ace is non gender specific.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (vFG9F) 622
Let this be your warning.
They are not going to want us to be able to celebrate. It's very important to the Left that we don't get to. So the fuckery, whatever it is, will start immediately. Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (ksjMr) 623
I am off to vote. Thinking about bringing my kid with me so she can see the process. Real life civics.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (pZEOD) 624
It's early yet, but I have a feeling the pudding may be unleashed...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (TGPs7) 625
409 Is ace a man or woman?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 11:35 AM (PRADp) How would we know? Who do you think we are, supreme court nominees? Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (NMT5x) 626
Blending
Johnnie Walker is a blended Scotch whisky producer that sources single malt and single grain whiskies from distilleries across Scotland. Blending is an art that requires skill, and it's not easy to create a drinkable blend from the many whiskies available Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (xCA6C) 627
Pennsylvania’s Cambria County has been forced to make an election day switch to paper ballots following widespread issues with voting machines
"One, one, one, one..." Posted by: Idicracy Counts Your Votes at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (CFrOc) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (RUMEY) 629
Where I vote, the Harris voters....everyone knows who they are and Harris voters tend to look grumpy standing in line.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (tT6L1) 630
Now, that said, I am not one to open the humidor before it is time, but if things go as we hope, one must consider the cigar for the day.
I shall be giving this much thought. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 11:56 AM (W/lyH) Best I ever had was a Cohiba Behike. Don't ask me how much I paid for that single cigar ... ![]() Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (RMjVS) 631
Thank you, Dave. It was a pleasure to meet you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (t8vHj) 632
This gen of Ace is non gender specific.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (vFG9F) Either that, or Angry Organian. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (VNX3d) 633
The Squirrel Heard Round the World
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (Ea4CS) 634
My view is polls is the people who run them live in a world where everyone is a leftist. So any poll that says trump is winning simply can’t be right and they have to adjust it to their perceived reality. In their view they’re not doing anything nefarious.
It’s a bit of the Pauline Kael mentality. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (cQGLW) 635
TJM - Gallup maintains that there a about a dozen factors that are predictive of election results. Registration changes are considered highly predictive.
Of the 6 most predictive factors, all 6 favor Trump. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (yvUvt) 636
Uh oh, big doughy white dude in a Harris/Walz t-shirt tromping around my cul-de-sac.
-- If he's going door to door, engage him in Kamala talk. Act interested and enthusiastic. After burning up a lot of his time, say, "nah, she's a dunce," and close the door. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (qBdHI) 637
Avenge me, boys. AVENGE MEEEE!
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (aD39U) 638
This gen of Ace is non gender specific.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (vFG9F) He's like a yeast. Constantly budding and creating anew. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (i24o9) 639
635 TJM - Gallup maintains that there a about a dozen factors that are predictive of election results. Registration changes are considered highly predictive.
Of the 6 most predictive factors, all 6 favor Trump. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (yvUvt) ========= I need to learn to do regression in Excel so I can test it myself. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (GBKbO) 640
623 I am off to vote. Thinking about bringing my kid with me so she can see the process. Real life civics.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (pZEOD) See that person with the blue hair and face tattoo? That is a democrat, honey. They have cooties. Don't talk to democrats. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (RUMEY) 641
Ask him if his wife is making him wear that shirt.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (79pEw) ---- The shame is part of the kink! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (kpS4V) 642
Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere?
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) I didn’t think she would, I knew she was livid when it happened. But you may be right, it may be the evil I told you so glee. Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (pZEOD) 643
I think I misunderstood your question. If you are asking if they make and barrel what they use themselves, I don't know.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (xCA6C) ======= I think they buy most of the malts that they blend from other distilleries. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO) Yeah, that was the gist of my question. Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (Yj6Os) 644
Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere? Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) ----------- Heh, now that you mention it, Jill decided staying in DC looking after demented hubby was preferable to campaigning for Kamala. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (tT6L1) 645
Uh oh, big doughy white dude in a Harris/Walz t-shirt tromping around my cul-de-sac.
Bloated Basement Fags for Harris Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (Zz0t1) 646
I am off to vote. Thinking about bringing my kid with me so she can see the process. Real life civics.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (pZEOD) Do it. We did that yesterday, even though we have all mail-in. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (i24o9) Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (z/jjr) 648
Moreno/brown to cost 470+B$
Posted by: BruceWayne I think that M$ Kamala will spend a bit over 1B$ Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (JkCto) 649
Lagavulin by choice. Even before I tasted it, I knew it would be my favorite. Back before we could get malts, my favorite blend was White Horse, which is mostly Lagavulin.
Glenmorangie when I want something different. I'd like to try Glenfarclas again. I loved it back in the day. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 *** I seem to recall a brand of Scotch called White Horse, but it wasn't expensive -- usually about the same as Cutty Sark. I guess it wasn't the same as what you're mentioning. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (J2vNu) 650
636 Uh oh, big doughy white dude in a Harris/Walz t-shirt tromping around my cul-de-sac.
-- If he's going door to door, engage him in Kamala talk. Act interested and enthusiastic. After burning up a lot of his time, say, "nah, she's a dunce," and close the door. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (qBdHI) EXACTLY - waste ALL the time of the Kamala ground game, if you get the chance... Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (exHjb) Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C) 652
Democrats must surge to the polls on election day (something they haven't done since 2012)
Coincidentally also a stolen election Posted by: Inogame at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (53oGX) 653
607 603 “I think there’s, I’m not going to call it a wave, but I think there’s a wavelet out there of Republican enthusiasm and registration. If I register to vote Republican, whether I’m switching or new, what am I going to do?”
Castellanos believes that the failure of pollsters to recognize the huge boost in GOP registrations might be one of the most important undercurrents of this election. Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (RHGPo) ========= I have a theory that you can probably predict elections based on registration changes alone. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO) It's a reasonable approach. States could just be assumed to vote as they did last time with some sort of registration swing factor to determine if they flip. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (eYoxG) 654
643 I think they buy most of the malts that they blend from other distilleries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO) Yeah, that was the gist of my question. Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (Yj6Os) ======= I'd be shocked if they didn't distill some of what they do. They do have their own single malts. It'd be weird to have such a well-known brand that's 100% just relabeling other people's stuff, but it's not exactly out of the realm of possibility. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO) 655
Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost.
On X people were speculating that Joe and Jill's final official act of spite might be to call Trump and congratulate him before Kamala. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (2ocoG) 656
644
Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere? Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) ----------- Heh, now that you mention it, Jill decided staying in DC looking after demented hubby was preferable to campaigning for Kamala. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (tT6L1) "Hey, I did my part to get Trump assassinated. You fuckers are on your own now." - The Good Dr. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (KbCG3) 657
Jonah Goldberg voted for Paul Ryan. Why is he so dumb? Our Ace, male, female or otherwise, is a far better writer. He should get the grift instead.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (pZEOD) 658
Ben Had... I had a great time 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (yvUvt) 659
Best I ever had was a Cohiba Behike. Don't ask me how much I paid for that single cigar ...
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (RMjVS) I will never be swayed from my belief that Cohiba's are way overpriced...but damn...they are worth it! Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (4llEJ) 661
644 It's a reasonable approach. States could just be assumed to vote as they did last time with some sort of registration swing factor to determine if they flip.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (eYoxG) ======= Based on my very basic approach to the question, I predict that NJ will be Harris+8 compared to the Biden +16 it was in 2020. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO) 662
Moreno/brown to cost 470+B$
Posted by: BruceWayne I think that M$ Kamala will spend a bit over 1B$ Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (JkCto) Ya half a B. Most expensive non prez campaign. Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (CIS44) 663
nbeatable Mic 🎷
@UnbeatableMic Turnout - Clark County, #Nevada 🔴 3,184 (32.3%) 🔵 3,066 (31.1%) 🟡 3,611 (36.6%) Total 9,861 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (TGPs7) 664
"Lagavulin by choice."
Yuck. I got a bottle of that on my birthday years ago and re-gifted it. Absolutely undrinkable. Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (KAi1n) 665
please, everyone, if you see any kind of questionable problems, call that hotline. It can't be emphasized enough they need to be caught and punished.
I want to be able to drink the champagne I've got icing. Posted by: megthered at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (mAWUX) 666
Who is Jamie Raskin?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (kTd/k) 667
>626 Blending
Johnnie Walker is a blended Scotch whisky producer that sources single malt and single grain whiskies from distilleries across Scotland. Blending is an art that requires skill, and it's not easy to create a drinkable blend from the many whiskies available Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 11:59 AM (xCA6C) I'm a single malt guy preferring Speysides and the occansional Islay. I gifted my daughter in-law's dad with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue at the wedding reception. It was very very good. Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (NgqoH) 668
644
Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere? Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) ----------- Heh, now that you mention it, Jill decided staying in DC looking after demented hubby was preferable to campaigning for Kamala. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (tT6L1) And Jill would have been their ace in the hole for eastern PA...Philly fan and blue collar affect that she is/has... Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (exHjb) 669
Did Jill dress up as a panda as a statement about "pandering"??
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (ksjMr) 670
Ben Had... I had a great time 😊
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (yvUvt) And we hope to see you back again next year. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (Zz0t1) 671
Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost.
On X people were speculating that Joe and Jill's final official act of spite might be to call Trump and congratulate him before Kamala. Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (2ocoG) Nope, they'll announce that they've accepted her resignation as Vice-President. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (VNX3d) 672
Jonah Goldberg voted for Paul Ryan. Why is he so dumb? Our Ace, male, female or otherwise, is a far better writer. He should get the grift instead.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (pZEOD) I voted yes on our county amendments, and left the other county's amendment blank. I figure it's none of my business. Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (aD39U) 673
If Trump wins, all liberal bakeries should be forced to make Trump victory cakes or get sued. LOL.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (+oR7L) 674
Just think, after today, you won't hear from me again. The cackles will fade away.
Posted by: Kacklin Komrade Kamabla at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (ufJfM) 675
I voted this morning, I also brought the wife and kids. So that’s +5 for President Trump. In Virginia. Go Trump!!! MAGA Forever.
Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at November 05, 2024 12:04 PM (V8JVa) 676
One way to lessen the cheat is a federal
Law that bans money to elections from out of state sources. Minimize the Soros effect. Like all laws there will be ways around it. But at least put up some obstacles. Make it harder and more expensive and time consuming for them. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:04 PM (cQGLW) 677
Change in plans! I am going to vote after my kiddos virtual class at noon so I can take her. I am afraid if lines are long, she will miss school.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:04 PM (pZEOD) 678
Just think, after today, you won't hear from me again. The cackles will fade away.
Posted by: Kacklin Komrade Kamabla at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (ufJfM) --------------- Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 12:04 PM (jfKqs) 679
Our Family was 7 for Trump.. Of course it was CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 12:05 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 12:05 PM (Y1sOo) Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:05 PM (Aqu9a) 682
Ashton Kutcher has beaten the Pdiddy Party arrests and has become the first leftist to flee the country.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (Da7Vv) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (RUMEY) 684
Who is Jamie Raskin?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM (kTd/k) The dried stuff on the corners of a three-dollar hooker's mouth. Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (RMjVS) 685
Turnout - Clark County, #Nevada
🔴 3,184 (32.3%) 🔵 3,066 (31.1%) 🟡 3,611 (36.6%) Whoa!! That’s a 60-40 Dem county usually. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (cQGLW) 686
Dave in Fla, thank you for the insights you share. I appreciate it.
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (Sf2cq) Posted by: Stacy Abrams sitting on a toilet at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (igVus) 688
Jamie Raskin said, “Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election. He might win, but we’ll ensure he doesn’t step foot in the Oval Office.”
Uhh...isn't that "election interference"? Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 12:06 PM (Yj6Os) 689
Trump and Kamala Tie 3-3 in Dixville, New Hampshire — Hillary and Biden Previously Won Town - also TGP
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (i24o9) 690
I'm seeing some great whiskey (and whisky) chat here.
Now, that said, I am not one to open the humidor before it is time, but if things go as we hope, one must consider the cigar for the day. I shall be giving this much thought. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 *** Fridays, and occasionally Wednesdays, are the only evenings I'll smoke a pipe before or after dinner. Tomorrow is a workout day, too. But . . . I may make an exception this evening, or postpone my run to Thursday in favor of a celebratory pipe tomorrow morning. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (J2vNu) 691
Ace should be along shortly. Thanks everyone for your kind words ❤️
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (yvUvt) 692
Commie sob 2nd generation
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (pGTZo) 693
All this talk of Scotch is hideous.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (AdHga) 694
Where. Are. The. Democrat. Voters.
They probably never existed, just like all those kids that disappeared from schools after COVID Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (hB7mE) 695
Does AI favor Kamala?
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (4llEJ) 696
Jamie Raskin said, “Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election. He might win, but we’ll ensure he doesn’t step foot in the Oval Office.”
Hello Acting President Mike Johnson. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (aD39U) 697
Look Tim walz has a van and chloroform he will get those urban men to the polls...or take the polls to them...you know.
Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (n4s8Q) 698
I voted yes on our county amendments, and left the other county's amendment blank. I figure it's none of my business. Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel Good to know! By the way, is this my G man neighbor in a sock? Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (pZEOD) 699
Jonah Goldberg voted for Paul Ryan. Why is he so dumb?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:02 PM (pZEOD) --------- This is so stupid. Why bother to vote at all? He knows Paul Ryan isn't going to win, so he's just throwing away his vote. Useless. Even Non-Binary Ben Shapiro eventually came around after 2016. Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (79pEw) 700
679 Our Family was 7 for Trump.. Of course it was CA.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 12:05 PM (IyPmt) It all counts. Winning the PV is an important thing as well. Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (cQGLW) 701
Ben Rhodes @brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs7) 702
700 It all counts. Winning the PV is an important thing as well.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (cQGLW) ======== You know whose votes really don't count? Democrat primary voters. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (AYz4A) Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (Y1sOo) 705
Vote if you wish. Then, it's our turn, and we will decide who is President
https://tinyurl.com/yc5tyt24 Posted by: Jamie Raskin, scum of the earth ------------- Raskin, vegetable medley. And a sniffer of asshoes. Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (2bFN5) 706
Good to know! By the way, is this my G man neighbor in a sock?
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (pZEOD) Dammit. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (aD39U) 707
Thanks for all the work, Dave.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (hFYHg) 708
Just think, after today, you won't hear from me again. The cackles will fade away.
Posted by: Kacklin Komrade Kamabla at November 05, 2024 *** * Remembers Richard Nixon saying, "You won't have me to kick around any more." * * Shudders * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (J2vNu) 709
Reggie Dunlop: Biden called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (Aqu9a) 710
Nah, Jill was livid when they kicked her out of the race. She'll be wildly pleased Kamala lost...I mean, have you seen Jill campaigning for Harris...anywhere?
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:58 AM (exHjb) --------------- Trump should appoint her Ambassador to Greenland. Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (jfKqs) 711
Ace should be along shortly. Thanks everyone for your kind words ❤️
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:07 PM (yvUvt) ----- Thank YOU, Dave. I know you have a real job and all, but if you could periodically pop in and hold our hands, that would make a lot of us feel better. Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (79pEw) 712
it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs LOL .. Well ? Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (IyPmt) 713
593 BLM Leader Announces He’s Voting for Donald Trump — Warns That a Kamala Harris Victory ‘Would Be a Disaster for This Country’ - TGP
-- TBF, that was in Rhode Island, where BLM stands for "Black Life Matters," and that life is his. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (wzAuc) 714
Jonah didn’t vote for Paul Ryan. He voted for Kumala. He’s a lying sack of shit which we already know.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (cQGLW) 715
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs7) Mmmmm. Lamentations. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (i24o9) 716
I'm going to laugh my head off if CA and NY turn out enough Trump votes to give Trump the national vote win.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (tT6L1) 717
'Don’t tell me what to do with my body': no to vaccine mandate
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (RHGPo) 718
The Squirrel Heard Round the World
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 12:00 PM (Ea4CS) Poor Fred, already forgotten into the mists of time. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (W/lyH) 719
Dave, if it goes pear shaped, you and I can go run and workout our anger. Except you will go a lot longer than me, just pick me up on your way back through.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (pZEOD) 720
Reggie Dunlop: Biden called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (Aqu9a) Look at the bones! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (aD39U) 721
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. -------------- That's a very nice way of saying she's going to get slaughtered. Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (sX1BW) 722
Wake the fuck up Ace... Please.
Posted by: Dingus at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (4llEJ) 723
'Member when the left said that DeSantis taking on Disney would end up turning Florida blue?
I 'member... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO) 724
I am off to vote. Thinking about bringing my kid with me so she can see the process. Real life civics.
****** My Daddy used to bring me...I still remember and appreciate that. Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (IQ6Gq) 725
For those who want it, the RNC phone number for MD is 410-210-4450
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (jjoN6) Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (AdHga) 727
You know whose votes really don't count?
Democrat primary voters. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO) ----/ Zing! But then their candidates meekly get behind the anointed one anyway.... Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (kpS4V) 728
Pat Sajak
@patsajak I have never endorsed a presidential candidate. However, I am breaking with that tradition this year. I will make my announcement this coming Friday at noon. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (TGPs7) 729
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs7) ---------------- I'll have what he's smoking ... Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (jfKqs) 730
Twelve-year-old Glenlivet is cheap? My God, what must the *expensive* stuff go for --!
Posted by: Zombie David Buick at November 05, 2024 11:40 AM (J2vNu) I've seen a bottle for over $10K. It's just conspicuous consumption. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (ExV1e) 731
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Kamala "ran" her campaign?....interesting. Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (Yj6Os) 732
That's a very nice way of saying she's going to get slaughtered.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM -- Yeah that sounds like a eulogy. Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (+oR7L) 733
728 Pat Sajak
@patsajak I have never endorsed a presidential candidate. However, I am breaking with that tradition this year. I will make my announcement this coming Friday at noon. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (TGPs7) LOL Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (IyPmt) 734
Ace is up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (u73oe) 735
666 Who is Jamie Raskin?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 12:03 PM -- Based on his words, an insurrectionist of some sort. Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (wzAuc) 736
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. .. tell me again her economic plan Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (RHGPo) 737
Thank YOU, Dave. I know you have a real job and all, but if you could periodically pop in and hold our hands, that would make a lot of us feel better.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 12:09 PM (79pEw) A smooch on the cheek would be nice, too. D) Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (RMjVS) 738
"Trump should appoint her Ambassador to Greenland."
Nah, Trump should finance a start-up breakfast taco company for DR. Jill - they'll make millions! Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (zSyrn) 739
My small rural district has already seen 1/3 of voters show up. And it's not even lunch time.
One 'non-judicial' judge was running unopposed so Peanut got a vote. Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (wJ3JH) 740
Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs7) Never in the history of this Republic has a candidate ever been so grossly unqualified, unskilled, unprepared, and ill-suited for the position of President. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (W/lyH) 741
649 Lagavulin by choice. Even before I tasted it, I knew it would be my favorite. Back before we could get malts, my favorite blend was White Horse, which is mostly Lagavulin.
Glenmorangie when I want something different. I'd like to try Glenfarclas again. I loved it back in the day. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 *** I seem to recall a brand of Scotch called White Horse, but it wasn't expensive -- usually about the same as Cutty Sark. I guess it wasn't the same as what you're mentioning. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 12:01 PM (J2vNu) _____ That was Lagavulin's blend. (Included others, of course.) And it was about the same as the other full but not top priced blends, like Cutty and Johnny Red. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (1bNHn) 742
Pat Sajak
@patsajak I have never endorsed a presidential candidate. However, I am breaking with that tradition this year. I will make my announcement this coming Friday at noon. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:10 PM (TGPs7) -------------- He could go to prison for that. BTW, ICYMI: NOOD Rogan Endoreses Trump! Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (jfKqs) 743
Where I vote, the Harris voters....everyone knows who they are and Harris voters tend to look grumpy standing in line.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker Just smile to your self and snicker at them and point. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (Zyo68) 744
The Boss gets going when he is ready
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (AYz4A) 745
OK, folks, I have a lot of work to do and then I'm shutting down for the day.
Hoping for the best, expecting the worst. See you all tomorrow. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (Q0kLU) 746
That Ben Rhodes tweet is a "we should all be proud, we did our best" tweet
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (yvUvt) 747
"Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy."
It is impossible to imagine her running any campaign or anything else well. It was run by experienced, insider Dems. Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (GUOwU) Posted by: ghost of kari at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (An3vV) 749
Noodus Ace roganii
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu) 750
Jamie Raskin said, “Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election. He might win, but we’ll ensure he doesn’t step foot in the Oval Office.”
Uhh...isn't that "election interference"? Posted by: BignJames I was thinking Fort Sumter. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 12:12 PM (L/fGl) 751
740 Ben Rhodes
@brhodes Occasionally lost in the dizzying stakes of this election: it's hard to imagine someone stepping in like Kamala Harris did with just over three months and running a campaign this well. That's anything but easy. Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (TGPs7) Never in the history of this Republic has a candidate ever been so grossly unqualified, unskilled, unprepared, and ill-suited for the position of President. Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (W/lyH) _____ Isn't he the one who said the young journos knew nothing? They must have been incredibly ignorant if he noticed. Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 12:13 PM (1bNHn) 752
Back in the early 1980's when I was broke a liquor store near Woodland California went to an estate sale and there were bottles dating back to almost WW1 for sale. Maybe $40 for
the pricey stuff. Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2024 12:13 PM (Ud0vd) 753
Voted in VA-7 a few weeks ago, been working at the polling place since.
Today was busy in the morning before work, but has stayed constant. EVERYONE is voting. VA-7 is pretty evently split, so turnout doesn't really tell me anything other than that people are motivated. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 12:13 PM (aYubz) 754
Raskin doesn't care if he lets people know he's a mean vindictive jackass, does he?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 12:14 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 12:14 PM (Da7Vv) 756
699.
Ben Shapiro is a Keebler elf. When he isn't writing bland articles he is inside his tree making cookies. Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 12:14 PM (ZA1tZ) 757
I've seen a bottle for over $10K. It's just conspicuous consumption.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 12:11 PM (ExV1e) Many years ago I was fortunate enough to sample a '45 Château Lafite Rothschild at a dinner party. Best wine I've ever had, but way too expensive to buy for my personal collection. ![]() Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 12:19 PM (RMjVS) Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 12:22 PM (RHGPo) 759
Thanks, Dave in Fla. I was hoping you would weigh in today.
Posted by: just saying at November 05, 2024 12:24 PM (Uy/WF) 760
Life in Mississippi:
Just spent 60 seconds filling out my ballot, then 30 seconds submitting it. See you in 4 years, if voting still exists then... Posted by: caf at November 05, 2024 12:34 PM (vxKRM) 761
687 Harrison. One of the counties that Indianapolis usually forgets exists.
Posted by: Nazdar at November 05, 2024 12:39 PM (9XWKq) 762
With Luap Nor in a Trump administration, we'll finally get to the truth about those spider-goat hybrids!
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 12:42 PM (CRuNP) 763
Afternoon, Dave, and thank you for the post. Voted a bit ago, now off to work after a few minutes more of sanity- restoring kitty snuggles. Crazy lib co-worker is going to be interesting today....
Bless you all, and hang on no matter what the polls and press say. Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 05, 2024 12:47 PM (hBG3V) 764
I heard something about a woman having to vote in her bra because they made her take a Trump shirt off. Was that real or internet lore?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 11:31 AM (eNb13) Was in the NY Post. With a picture Happened in my state. Heh. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 12:48 PM (iODuv) 765
Reggie Dunlop: Biden called us names! But Dave was there.
Steve Hanson: Dave's a killer! Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:08 PM (Aqu9a) "Dave's a mess". Think I'll pop the DVD into the player ands watch it this afternoon. I ran the movie in the 70's when I worked part time as a projectionist in one of the local movie theaters. Great flick. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 01:18 PM (iODuv) Posted by: Stink at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (yQ874) 767
monkeys can be nice but monkeys can be mean?
Posted by: Stink at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (yQ874) 768
740. Never in the history of this Republic has a candidate ever been so grossly unqualified, unskilled, unprepared, and ill-suited for the position of President.
Posted by: Diogenes IIRC, same said about O. 🤔 There's a type. Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (NFX2v) 769
Always great to read your insights on elections, Dave in Fla, along with the Horde’s comments. Here’s hoping that President Trump wins big with long coattails, so we have a Congress that will support his mandate and vote for his agenda.
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