Kamala Was Drunk At Her Fake "Town Hall," As Usual

Kamala Harris was clearly drunk at a public event, yet again.

Listen to the drunken pronunciation of words. Listen to the well-lubricated "ck" sounds in the back of her well-traveled throat, the classic drunken insistence ("you have to believe me, I love you man") on silly nonsense, the slow deliberate speech as she attempts to cover for her slurring.

Why would she show up to so many public events clearly drunk? I have a theory that she has either social anxiety or panic disorder. She drinks to ameliorate her stage fright. She might be taking pills in addition to the booze, like xanax for anxiety and klonopin for panic. I don't know about xanax, but I do know, from having taken it for years, that klonopin is a depressant and doubles or trebles the effects of alcohol. So her speech impairment could be due to "just" two or three drinks plus a pill that increases the impact of booze.

One time, when I was on klonopin, I drank enough to get drunk. I was so addled by the combination of the drugs that when I stumbled into a taxi to go home, I could not remember my home address. My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"

Even if this is the case: She's unfit for office. Even if she's "merely" drinking to self-medicate her stage fright, anxiety, or panic, she's still an alcoholic. If you "need" booze just to get through the day, you have an alcohol problem.

The president has to speak in public a lot. Almost every single day (until Joe Biden said, "Hold muh beer" and decided to go on vacation 40% of his "presidency").

If Kamala's excuse for frequent public intoxication is that she has uncontrolled anxiety or panic, she still can't be president. We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

Is Kamala ok? pic.twitter.com/4VVFVuQQpT
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 22, 2024

Watch Liz’s face … she thinks Kamala is a moron but now it’s too late. She’s all in. pic.twitter.com/iXKH6UTmFG
— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) October 21, 2024

The usual liars are claiming this video is a manipulated Cheapfake.

Oh really?

Fact-check people said this clip of Kamala was manipulated to make her sound like a bad drunk. But, in a longer version of the original, she’s arguably worse: pic.twitter.com/lkFkIgSrbI
— Freddy Gray (@Freddygray31) October 22, 2024

She is CLEARLY INEBRIATED.

A funny meme about Kamala Harris's blatant, obvious alcoholism.

LOL. pic.twitter.com/8hNs91iR3C
— Resist the Mainstream (@ResisttheMS) October 22, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 Firwst!

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2024 01:11 PM (vFG9F)

2 How could anyone actually tell she was drunk?
What did they use for a baseline?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2024 01:12 PM (46V5Z)

3
hAtErs gOnNa hA.....burps...hiccup....hAte!

Posted by: Kamala Wine Aunt at October 22, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

4 So important, she wants to be at her best!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

5 The fact that I have a mild hangover is making this extra disturbing to me.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2024 01:13 PM (q177U)

6 I called the otters.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2024 01:13 PM (q177U)

7
Kamala makes Foster Brooks sound sober.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 01:13 PM (+oR7L)

8 Not drunk, but delightfully buzzed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (guGkK)

9 One time, when I was on klonopin, I drank enough to get drunk. I was so addled by the combination of the drugs that when I stumbled into a taxi to go home, I could not remember my home address. My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"

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Yeah, but was she hot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

10 Having had my own tangles with Benzos, I can say these effects can be produced by them alone, no alcohol needed.

But unfortunately, the two tend to go hand in hand.

And much like Quint will never put on a life jacket ever again, I will never touch Benzos ever again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (XV/Pl)

11
........Betty Ford on line #1.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (+oR7L)

12 My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (d9fT1)

13

She's cracking.

She has never campaigned like this before and she's not up to the task.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (CWTYV)

14
Willowed, because I'm erudite.

You can acquire 30% acetic acid vinegar (that last word is redundant, but folks these days are chemicalogically ignorant)

_________

They're not quite redundant. Vinegar is acetic acid from pyroligenous sources and is more dilute. Glacial acetic acid is catalytically made from methanol and carbon monoxide. It contains only about 5% water. But by law you can't dilute it to make vinegar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (EsZUh)

15

Guessing old Left Hook Doug is her enabler so he can glom onto the trappings of power like the leechy parasite he is.

And those kids of his. Worthless turds.

What a mess.

If she gets in that level of dysfunction will be one of the worst to inhabit the WH.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (et1vG)

16 If Kamala's excuse for frequent public intoxication is that she has uncontrolled anxiety or panic, she still can't be president. We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

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This is just prejudice against the disabled!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

17 it's ketamine

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (s3qiR)

18 If Kamala is going to field that 3 a.m. call, the bartender will have to bring her the phone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (guGkK)

19 Is there a 25A equivalent for VPs?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (o67Na)

20 My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"

And that kids, was how I met your mother

Posted by: voice-over at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (k0m39)

21 She really thinks she's spitting gems at these "town halls"

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (oaoUQ)

22 "President".....?

Posted by: unelected bureucrats who are running things right now at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (FnneF)

23 Come on, Ace! She's drunk on joy!

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (JcnCJ)

24
Yeah, but was she hot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

klonopin and alcohol 'beer' glasses... he doesn't know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (46V5Z)

25 If she gets in that level of dysfunction will be one of the worst to inhabit the WH.

really?!?! holy shit that's saying something

Posted by: NakedHunter! at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (s3qiR)

26 Buzzed? She's drunk.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (jyAD3)

27 I NEED TO DRINK TO GET THROUGH THIS HORRIBLE CAMPAIGN, OKAY??!!

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (guGkK)

28
Look, it's not like we haven't had drunks as President.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (EsZUh)

29 The way she laughs for no good reason; it ain't joy or humor or positivity; it's manic.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (DJ7uY)

30 Drunk or not, she must be reputationally destroyed because she is a threat to democracy...right? Isn't that what the Democrats tell us?

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (FmapG)

31 Another "right wing conspiracy theory" that will be proven correct. MSNBC, February 2026: "And in other news, Kamala Harris -- remember her? -- has entered rehab."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (qUkBO)

32 27 I NEED TO DRINK TO GET THROUGH THIS HORRIBLE CAMPAIGN, OKAY??!!
Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (guGkK)

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Drinking more...Ovaltine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

33 VOTE TRUMP!

Posted by: Malena at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (X/wbi)

34 She's cracking.

She has never campaigned like this before and she's not up to the task.

yep plus she is being held to account (somewhat) for the first ever time in her life

Posted by: NakedHunter! at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (s3qiR)

35 She is so dumb. Who could sit thru that?

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

36
She's in her Sixties and she's not used to working an entire 8 hour work-day.

She can't even campaign 6 hours a day, which is about what she's averaging.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (CWTYV)

37 I was drugged, but never drunk.

Posted by: President Potatohead at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (guGkK)

38 Kamala really blows as a candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (1++Yc)

39 >>>I have a theory that she has either social anxiety or panic disorder.

She is a drunken stumblebum who has risen beyond her capability and would have understandable anxiety about being discovered, which also explains her animosity toward anyone who "failed to position her for success."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (i24o9)

40 Drunk or not, what the hell is she saying ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (IyPmt)

41
I'm kind of hoping to stumble into a dark, boozy bar one night and see Kamala Karaoke drunk singing "Let's get physical" as sung by Olivia Newton-John.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (+oR7L)

42 In that clip by Freddy when she is holding the mic after saying something dumb but looking around for validation, you can tell she's smashed.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (i7Q7S)

43 30 Drunk or not, she must be reputationally destroyed because she is a threat to democracy...right? Isn't that what the Democrats tell us?
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (FmapG)

-----

What's your point?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (jyAD3)

44 oops! heh

gross sock removed!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (s3qiR)

45 I once had a boss who was a functional alcoholic. LOVED to drink, but was reasonably competent most of the time.

Still got fired.

She's not that guy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (7fElN)

46 >>> 16 If Kamala's excuse for frequent public intoxication is that she has uncontrolled anxiety or panic, she still can't be president. We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

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This is just prejudice against the disabled!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

That's what *I* said!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (FnneF)

47 I can't wait to find out all the shit that was going on with her and the campaign behind the scenes. And we will find out because after the election it won't matter anymore and the media will want to tell everyone that the only reason Trump won was because his opponent was awful.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (NZnln)

48 My GF at the time

Ace once had a girlfriend??

This is huge news!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

49 >>>Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

50 What's the next fast food place Trump will work at?

In-n-Out?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (1++Yc)

51 She's in that uncanny valley between buzzed and drunk.

Posted by: Max Power at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (q177U)

52 Ace ha! ...and Willie Brown said, "As for me, I will take the throat well-traveled".

Her sister that she screwed over is way hotter, even compared to Kumswala's WB side piece days. And they both went black, but 'Swala went back.

#SuwalaLikeKamala

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (NMT5x)

53 Imposter syndrome. She knows she's in way over her head.

I'm sure the WH docs that kept Biden spaced out of his dementia addled brain give her whatever she wants.

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (NGHTx)

54 If she gets in that level of dysfunction will be one of the worst to inhabit the WH.

Imagine her staring down Putin over missles in Cuber.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (fzdyS)

55 Sadly, this just makes her "relatable" to her core demographic.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (hCzfy)

56
Ace had a Canadian girlfriend. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (CWTYV)

57
We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM Comments

half sloshed?

11/16ths at a minimum

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (bEb2S)

58 >>>>>>”My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"
********
You had a GF who didn’t know where you lived?!? That’s pretty amazing. How’d you manage that?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (nxnaF)

59 Drunk or not, what the hell is she saying ?

Donna, but she has a mighty fine whine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (1++Yc)

60 47 I can't wait to find out all the shit that was going on with her and the campaign behind the scenes. And we will find out because after the election it won't matter anymore and the media will want to tell everyone that the only reason Trump won was because his opponent was awful.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (NZnln)

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Also, clamoring for control of party organizations will require the tear down of people in place.

It's going to be much more than just her campaign.

I expect some nasty things to come out about Jamie Harrison, head of the DNC.

Should be fun!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

61 "Is there a 25A equivalent for VPs?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,"

3000 Watts?

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM (vFG9F)

62 She never talks about the issues.. It's all Trump hate and feelings....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

63 49 >>>Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

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So, she's from Canada? That's why we don't know her?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

64 Kamala Harris is no U.S. Grant.

For sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (1++Yc)

65 What's the next fast food place Trump will work at?

In-n-Out?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Kamala is going for five guys. No, not the burger joint.

She's just going after five guys.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (fzdyS)

66
Why the concern? She clearly has a child predator ready to assume the office while she shuffles off to Betty Ford.

Indigo Girls! Gay bar! Oral 'cause Gwen is cool with it.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (MwtZ5)

67
"And in other news, Kamala Harris -- remember her? -- has ~~entered rehab~~ undergone a liver transplant."

Fixèd

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (EsZUh)

68 @51

>>What's the next fast food place Trump will work at?In-n-Out?

A Halal cart, slinging Chicken Shawarma and Israeli Salads.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (XV/Pl)

69 Ace

"... I could not remember my home address....

I was so blitzed once I called a taxi to take me home. Couldn't remember my address. Decided to call my wife. Couldn't remember her phone number. Called information. Couldn't remember my name.

Decided to drive home

Posted by: javems at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (8I4hW)

70 She has to balance 2 realities.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (J8LnB)

71 >>> 47 I can't wait to find out all the shit that was going on with her and the campaign behind the scenes. And we will find out because after the election it won't matter anymore and the media will want to tell everyone that the only reason Trump won was because his opponent was awful.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (NZnln)

We've never gotten any film of Hilzebub throwing shit back in November of 2016.

*has sad*

Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (FnneF)

72 Kamala really blows as a candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma

remove 4th word.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (46V5Z)

73 I like a President who knows when to drink.

Kamala choosing to drink while extemporaneously speaking is dumbass level eleventy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (jyAD3)

74 Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

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So, she's from Canada? That's why we don't know her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

She witnessed the kiln accident.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (fzdyS)

75 49 >>>Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

Did you blindfold her so she could not see the route to your home?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (DJ7uY)

76 She is one creepy lady.

I still think about the alleged staffer story that she doesn’t allow certain level of staffers to look her in the eyes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (D6PGr)

77 Stoned, or stupid?

Yes.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

78 "Never let anyone take your joy from you, or your bottle either!" Hic! Burp!

Posted by: Fed Up to Here at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (VcHM+)

79 Ace had a Canadian girlfriend. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:18 PM

Alanis Morissette?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

80 >>>Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?

not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

Then the girlfriend wore a bag over her head as they drove so she wouldn't learn the location of the Ewok cave. Nothing unusual about that at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (guGkK)

81 Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo
Mocking Kamala Harris’ cackle is a story of America’s racism.

-
So just watch it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (L/fGl)

82 not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.

She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her.

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2024 01:20 PM (NGHTx)

83
You had a GF who didn’t know where you lived?!? That’s pretty amazing. How’d you manage that?

Damn. Ace is livin' the dream.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (MwtZ5)

84 Listen to the well-lubricated "ck" sounds in the back of her well-traveled throat

Heh.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

85 Is it true?

Woman at McDonald's turns to Trump and says thank you for looking out for ordinary people like me, and he turns and says "you're not ordinary".

People still wonder why I actually like the man. Low bar maybe but the greatest damn leader we've seen in a generation or more.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (hmOfI)

86 Kamala has a wristwatch where all the numerals are the number 5.

Posted by: electronic means at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (VV/8N)

87 not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

That's perfect...but only if you didn't give her your real name.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (d9fT1)

88
Drinking biggly is the first sensible choice I've seen Kamala make.

If you were her, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (j4U/Z)

89 Harris can’t be president just because she has a drink now and then ? Says who ?

Posted by: Andrew Johnson at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (4dsHO)

90 ace’s girlfriend story has to have a Dave Attell punchline.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (D6PGr)

91 not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

That's perfect...but only if you didn't give her your real name.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

"Why did you say your name was Garrett?"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (fzdyS)

92 This is a really cliche 80's Rom Com.

"Hey, I bet you $10 I can get the dumpiest, socially awkward, introvert, fat girl elected Queen of the Prom."

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (dIske)

93 "I can preznit. Just need muh medicine."

Inspiring.

Posted by: Family-Size Bag of Assholes at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (nVALX)

94 Seriously people, she may drink, but she is so obviously stoned out of her gourd most of the time, imo

Posted by: Lurker Squirrel at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (LWpXr)

95 88
Drinking biggly is the first sensible choice I've seen Kamala make.

If you were her, wouldn't you?
Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (j4U/Z)

In a way I understand - if I had to resort to BJ's to get ahead, I'd be drunk all the time too.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:22 PM (DJ7uY)

96 >>> 87 not really, she lived out of town and I would typically pick her up when she visited.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

That's perfect...but only if you didn't give her your real name.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (d9fT1)

Chuy?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2024 01:23 PM (FnneF)

97 Drinking biggly is the first sensible choice I've seen Kamala make.

If you were her, wouldn't you?

Depends. If she's drinking scotch, all sins are forgiven. If bourbon, well...

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:23 PM (xCA6C)

98 This is the absolute mess and assured disaster, for our country, our economy, our children and our future that liberal “educated” suburban women are voting for in droves.

They have told us if we don’t, it’s because we’re racist mysoginists, not intellectual realists.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 22, 2024 01:23 PM (KsZMV)

99 No offense to the drunks among us but what has this woman done that she is trying to drink away.

Her mirror must be both the most accompanied and lonely place on the planet.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:23 PM (hmOfI)

100 Auspex

No wonder Emhoff is going after the nannies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (1++Yc)

101 36
She's in her Sixties and she's not used to working an entire 8 hour work-day.

She can't even campaign 6 hours a day, which is about what she's averaging.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:16 PM (CWTYV)

She is working those other two hours each day. Screaming at staff and screaming at her husband.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (aBgBM)

102 No offense to the drunks among us but what has this woman done that she is trying to drink away.

That was addressed in #95.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (xCA6C)

103 I knew people in college whose "Joy" was ALWAYS chemically induced.

Society calls those people alcoholics or addicts.

The Democrat Party and the Democrat media complex calls those people presidential material!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (HlyYF)

104 What if she isn't drunk/ stoned and this is the real Kamala ? {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)

105 Either she's drunk or she's hoovering giant lines of blow off Liz Cheney's ass.
Either way , ewww

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (a7PbZ)

106 There was a beautiful actress named Gail Russell who had terrible stage fright. Somebody told her to have a drink before the cameras started rolling, so she did, and it worked. So she started doing it all the time before filming, and became an alcoholic. The booze killed her at 36. So sad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

107 To be fair, firewater has a devastating effect on Indians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:24 PM (guGkK)

108 You know she's also drnking some foreign crap.

She hates America that much....

Posted by: Stateless at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (jvJvP)

109 Note that this dumb drunk has no campaign appearances today.

"Ms. Harris will sit for an interview with NBC and Telemundo, the latest in a wave of media appearances."

That's it.

They called in Obama to go to Wisconsin today because she's too out of it.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (i7Q7S)

110 Woman at McDonald's turns to Trump and says thank you for looking out for ordinary people like me, and he turns and says "you're not ordinary".

People still wonder why I actually like the man. Low bar maybe but the greatest damn leader we've seen in a generation or more.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:21 PM (hmOfI)

-------

I believe that Trump actually likes people. I can't say that about leftists. They seem to ooze contempt for the average person.

Also, what a cool thing to say.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (jyAD3)

111 Except the Rom-Com would at least be funny

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (1++Yc)

112 She's a lush, the lady

Posted by: Richard "Curly" Hoff at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (HcoTw)

113 I have bennies with the breakfast toast
Quaaludes with the evening roast
Assorted snorts of powder in between
I don't think a day's gone by
That I wasn't drunk or high
It's the only way I keep my sanity

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (NtVYv)

114 Kammy Johnson is right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

Posted by: mc at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (TaHV5)

115 She is absolutely, positively, without a doubt...a drunk.

I grew up around 8 uncle alcoholics.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (Lyn3U)

116 Kamala really blows as a candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You shoulda seen her when she was just starting out.
-- Willie Brown

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (WXNFJ)

117 >>>This is a really cliche 80's Rom Com.
"Hey, I bet you $10 I can get the dumpiest, socially awkward, introvert, fat girl elected Queen of the Prom."

haha

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (KRtlO)

118 Did she say "thash good for jumocrashy"?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (q1ZgM)

119 I don't think it's just drinking. Remember, she's half Jamaican; she's toking up.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (1bNHn)

120 Every time ace tells a personal story, I think ace should stop telling personal stories. Maybe tell these stories about his friend Lamont instead.

Posted by: Family-Size Bag of Assholes at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (nVALX)

121 I don't think those rom-coms usually end with the girl getting piss drunk miles away from prom, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

122 To be fair, firewater has a devastating effect on Indians.

There is iron in your words of death.

Posted by: Ten Bares Fauxcahontas at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

123 Cruel irony would be:

Kamala croaks and Joey keeps doddering along

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (1++Yc)

124 Kamala has a wristwatch where all the numerals are the number 5.

Posted by: electronic means

And a giant Margaritaville blender.

Someone should yell "fins up!" at her and see what happens.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (hCzfy)

125 "Hey, I bet you $10 I can get the dumpiest, socially awkward, introvert, fat girl elected Queen of the Prom."

was I a bet?

Posted by: girl with glasses and paint on her overalls at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (NGHTx)

126 GEMMEE MU CAMPAIGN MANASHHER ON THE PHONE. I NEED TA SHHHPEAK TO DAT BISSSSHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (guGkK)

127 39 >>>I have a theory that she has either social anxiety or panic disorder.

She is a drunken stumblebum who has risen beyond her capability and would have understandable anxiety about being discovered, which also explains her animosity toward anyone who "failed to position her for success."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2024 01:17 PM (i24o9)

This. The explanation is so simple. She thinks when she's had three glasses of whatever that everything that pops from her flappy gums is shakespearian, like most stupid drunks.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (uBBbP)

128 They called in Obama to go to Wisconsin today because she's too out of it.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (i7Q7S)

It's a good thing global enwarmening gets suspended during election season, innit?

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (NMT5x)

129 if I had to resort to BJ's to get ahead, I'd be drunk all the time too.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Wait. Don't all BJs, by definition, get a head?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (WXNFJ)

130 Everyone has been saying she is a drinker , I am not sure yet.
But very possible the pressure is getting to her

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (K63Rm)

131 If by miracle of miracles Trump pulls this off, let me tell you I am going to bunk myself to the fact that this woman was promised glory, was going to have it all handed to her on a big plate of cheating mess. And all she had to do was sell her dimestore robbing soul. To see it fall in real time would be pure unadulterated top notch cask aged 100% heirloom non-GMO magic.

We get so little to truly celebrate in this world. But this promise slipping through the cracks at the hand of the Bad Orange Man is just too much to contemplate right now. I hope it happens. I really do.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (hmOfI)

132 Booze and pills with a little weed thrown in is where a lot of people end up.

They are everywhere if you know where to look. Just ask any cop.

Posted by: pawn at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (QB+5g)

133 Lush be a lady tonight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfiKk4wxiVM

Posted by: mc at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (TaHV5)

134 They called in Obama to go to Wisconsin today because she's too out of it.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (i7Q7S)

It's a good thing global enwarmening gets suspended during election season, innit?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 22, 2024 01:27 PM (NMT5x)

You mean he isn't flying in on his personal vulture?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (VNX3d)

135 This. The explanation is so simple. She thinks when she's had three glasses of whatever that everything that pops from her flappy gums is shakespearian, like most stupid drunks.

her next campaign event is at a karaoke bar and she's already signed up for 3 songs

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (NGHTx)

136 Everyone has been saying she is a drinker , I am not sure yet.

It's always wise to hold out for evidence. My friend says she's a drunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (guGkK)

137 "McCallllllum!"

Posted by: And That Little Lush Was at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (nVALX)

138 122 To be fair, firewater has a devastating effect on Indians.

There is iron in your words of death.
Posted by: Ten Bares Fauxcahontas at October 22,

Clap. Clap. Clap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (uBBbP)

139 Good grief she's an idiot.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

140 Shakespeare can only be appreciated in the original Klingon.

Then there is Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (1++Yc)

141 She has a whiskey drink
She has a vodka drink
She has a lager drink
She has a cider drink

I get knocked down, by my loser husband
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, by my loser husband
You are never gonna keep me down

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (xCA6C)

142 The Nation promotes a conspriracy: “JD Vance Shows That the Future of the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

143 Kalamama wants to debate it out. Cuz she's a masterdebater.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

144 The Nation promotes a conspiracy theory: “JD Vance Shows That the Future of the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:30 PM (RHGPo)

145 An interview on NBC ? Oh this will be hard hitting I'm sure

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)

146 Bears noting that Trump put this same pressure on inevitable Hillary too. They had him over a barrel with all the covid bs, but at full strength he is deadly.

I still remember Huckabee saying in 2016 when he dropped out early that the one person he wouldn't want to run against was Trump.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:30 PM (hmOfI)

147 Have had up close and personal experience with Ace’s working theory of Kamala’s anxiety/alcohol habit.
The woman needs help. There is more than a little chance she wont make it to the election finish line.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (6wALL)

148
She starts the day with a hearty breakfast of gin on Wheaties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (EsZUh)

149 Poshishunned for suck...shuck...suck sess!

Posted by: Drunken cockwhore: feminist icon at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (wha8B)

150 If she wasn't such a c*nt, this would actually be kind of humanizing. I mean, if she's guilt-ridden because she knows she's a bobbing fraud, at least that would show a little conscience. Unlike say, a Schiff or Pelosi. But, she is a c*nt. So nevermind.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

151 Kamala is pissing the night away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (1++Yc)

152 From "stagefright" (The Band)

I've got fire water right on my breath
The doctor warned me I might catch a death
Said, you can make it in your disguise
Just never show the fear that's in your eyes

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (RHGPo)

153 If they Steal it again for her, we're ALL gonna need MOAR booze and pills.

Long Vodka, comrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (TDdfP)

154 104 What if she isn't drunk/ stoned and this is the real Kamala ? {{{shudder}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at October

This is what I keep thinking. What if she doesn’t need anything to affect her chemically to be this stupid?

However, I think another point is being made about saying things that may or may not be true, because it doesn't matter as a means to an end. The left made the rules.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (p4NUW)

155 131 If by miracle of miracles Trump pulls this off, let me tell you I am going to bunk myself to the fact that this woman was promised glory, was going to have it all handed to her on a big plate of cheating mess. And all she had to do was sell her dimestore robbing soul. To see it fall in real time would be pure unadulterated top notch cask aged 100% heirloom non-GMO magic.

We get so little to truly celebrate in this world. But this promise slipping through the cracks at the hand of the Bad Orange Man is just too much to contemplate right now. I hope it happens. I really do.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (hmOfI)

I don't think kamala wants to be prezzy ad bad as Hillary did. She's just like, well if you want me in the big chair fine, I'll say the words. She knows she's not the power broker that chlamydia thundershart was.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (uBBbP)

156 And light on the Wheaties.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (1++Yc)

157 I was so blitzed once I called a taxi to take me home. Couldn't remember my address. Decided to call my wife. Couldn't remember her phone number. Called information. Couldn't remember my name.

Decided to drive home
Posted by: javems at October 22, 2024

***
"Jus' tryin' to work up the courage to go to confession!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

158 This clown needs to be pulled off stage fast. Hopefully, Doug will abuse her and knock up the nanny.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (AdHga)

159 It really is an embarrassment to this country that she's anywhere close to being President.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (6miZe)

160
She's in her Sixties and she's not used to working ~~an entire 8 hour work-day~~.

Better

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (EsZUh)

161 I think it's very hard to tell what's wrong with her at a distance. She seems almost impossibly dumb and frequently incoherent. That could be drinking. She could be intellectually disable in some way. I really don't know. Someone should ask her if she smells toast.

Posted by: Family-Size Bag of Assholes at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (nVALX)

162 She gets too thirsty to wait for her drinks
She’s fully unburdened by things that she thinks
She knows a good cocktail puts her under the sink
That's why the lady’s in the bag

Posted by: electronic means at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VV/8N)

163 The Nation promotes a conspriracy: “JD Vance Shows That the Future of the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

WHAT?!! The left called someone a RACIST?!!! Well that's unexpected.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (xCA6C)

164 But I'm sitting now
At the bar
I'm getting drunk
I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (guGkK)

165 She is taking today off...2 weeks out from election. Trump, whereas, is probably putting in 12 hour days, every day.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (DJ7uY)

166 121 I don't think those rom-coms usually end with the girl getting piss drunk miles away from prom, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
________________________________

I don't know. I kind of always wanted Molly Ringwald to end up face down in a gutter somewhere while Anthony Michael Hall rifled through her purse looking for a "trophy" to show his friends.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (dIske)

167 Next weeks rally at the Betty Ford clinic will be the give away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (uBBbP)

168 Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (bNf8H)

Watch her face when she talks about how the riots shouldn't stop, won't stop.

She is demonic.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (hmOfI)

169 She starts the day with a hearty breakfast of gin on Wheaties.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024

***
Pabst Blue ribbon -- Breakfast of Champions!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (J2vNu)

170 Kamala is pissing the night away?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (1++Yc)

She kneels right down, and bobs her head again
She's never done going down

Posted by: She drinks a whiskey drink, she drinks a semen drink at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (wha8B)

171 I drove home high/drunk by hanging my head out the window and followed the lines on the road. Surprised I was alive and not arrested.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (AdHga)

172 GF "at the time"...more like a GF for a time, amirite ?

Posted by: long time lurker first time commenter at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (V13WU)

173 She starts the day with a hearty breakfast of gin on Wheaties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:31 PM (EsZUh)

OUT: Gin Blossoms.
IN: Gin Wheaties.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (TDdfP)

174 When your only political constituency is AWFLs

'Why black men in Martin Luther King’s hometown won’t vote for Kamala Harris'

"The race for the White House is being fiercely contested in Atlanta’s barbershops.

Amid the bustle of these busy, makeshift public squares in a city known as a bulwark of Democratic support, there are warning signs for Kamala Harris.

Nowhere more so than in Atlanta’s West Side, perhaps best remembered as a one-time meeting point for Dr Martin Luther King Jr and other civil rights icons.

Between cuts and shaves, barber Umar Thames explains that he is preparing to cast a ballot for Donald Trump for the first time.

The 48-year-old was once a supporter of Barack Obama, but says Democrats can no longer take his vote for granted."

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

175 OK, let's call a lid on it, I think I'm sundowning *HIC*

Posted by: Kamala at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (LPS7w)

176 She gets too thirsty to wait for her drinks
She’s fully unburdened by things that she thinks
She knows a good cocktail puts her under the sink
That's why the lady’s in the bag
Posted by: electronic means at October 22, 2024

***
"Well, I gotta get drunk
And I sure do dread it. . . ."

Posted by: Willie Nelson at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

177 hILLRY O o was a big alkie too.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

178 klonopin is a depressant and doubles or trebles the effects of alcohol.

Note to self: look into Klonopin to reduce beer costs.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (i0bTX)

179 I think she's medicated and or drunk. And it's all the fucking time, not just occasionally. Maybe that's why her staffers quit, also why she always seemed grossly underprepared for interviews. Doesn't read the briefings. She also looks very tired.

We talk about Kamala word salads - they are a classic symptom of alcoholism - endlessly repeating things, getting confused, convoluted speaking. The arm gestations. The awkward pauses. The "I love you man."

Boris Yeltsin was a famous drunk - he said I love you man quite a bit and waved his arms around. That guy was always feeling the joy.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (ARlwA)

180 This is like Homer becoming leader of the stone cutters. We need to start the No Kamala's and relegate her to directing a civil war reenactment with colobus monkeys.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (JQimN)

181 165 She is taking today off...2 weeks out from election. Trump, whereas, is probably putting in 12 hour days, every day.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (DJ7uY)

Less is more, ammi right?? Hic.

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (uBBbP)

182 She starts the day with a hearty breakfast of gin on Wheaties.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024

***
Pabst Blue ribbon -- Breakfast of Champions!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Colt 45, with Billy Dee Williams

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (VNX3d)

183 Trump, whereas, is probably putting in 12 hour days, every day.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:33 PM (DJ7uY)

And that's just at Mickey D's!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (CIS44)

184 174 The 48-year-old was once a supporter of Barack Obama, but says Democrats can no longer take his vote for granted."
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

=======

That a political party can take any ethnic group's vote for granted is a sad state of affairs in more ways than one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

185 Note to self: look into Klonopin to reduce beer costs.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (i0bTX)

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (guGkK)

186 Gutfield is probably going to steal our lyrics to the Chumbawumba song next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (1++Yc)

187 180 This is like Homer becoming leader of the stone cutters. We need to start the No Kamala's and relegate her to directing a civil war reenactment with colobus monkeys.
Posted by: Mishdog at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (JQimN)

========

Counterpoint:

Kamala should be the Democrat standard-bearer for the rest of her natural life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

188 The Nation promotes a conspriracy: “JD Vance Shows That the Future of the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

All hillbillies are racist. At least that’s what the Northeast and West coast believe.

And fuck Bill Burr.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (D6PGr)

189 "One bourbon, one scotch, one beer"
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when
I been drinking bourbon whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose
Need me a triple shot o' that juice
Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

190 A post turtle with a gift for fellatio.

Posted by: A hard dick is very strong but also very fragile at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (wha8B)

191 It took me a year to get off klonopin.

Awful.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (Lyn3U)

192 188 The Nation promotes a conspriracy: “JD Vance Shows That the Future of the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

All hillbillies are racist. At least that’s what the Northeast and West coast believe.

And fuck Bill Burr.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (D6PGr)

========

All hillbillies who marry Indian women are racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

193 She's drinking because she knows she's going to lose.

Posted by: Lacra at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (4pwAx)

194 One time, when I was on klonopin, I drank enough to get drunk. I was so addled by the combination of the drugs that when I stumbled into a taxi to go home, I could not remember my home address. My GF at the time had to guess the general vicinity until eventually she coaxed it out of me with hints like "It has a 3 in it it, doesn't it?"

=====

Yeah, but was she hot?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

He left her at home the next day and never recalled where it was ever since.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (n7h9X)

195 I was so blitzed once I called a taxi to take me home. Couldn't remember my address. Decided to call my wife. Couldn't remember her phone number. Called information. Couldn't remember my name.

Decided to drive home
Posted by: javems

***
"Jus' tryin' to work up the courage to go to confession!"
Posted by: Just the Punchline

You're in the booth!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (fzdyS)

196 159 It really is an embarrassment to this country that she's anywhere close to being President.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (6miZe)

------

Agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (jyAD3)

197 i'll give her the benefit of the doubt and presume she's just really stupid.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (CWTWj)

198
Booze and pills with a little weed thrown in is where a lot of people end up.

They are everywhere if you know where to look. Just ask any cop.

Posted by: pawn at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM

This. I have a BIL I don't associate with anymore. Killed a woman with his airborne car, after having a 'beer or two'.

It made the newspapers, along with the toxicology report and started a reform movement about the limits of 'involuntary' homicide. If you have that many drugs in you and alcohol and get behind the wheels of a car, there's nothing 'involuntary' about killing someone else. Your ass needs to be parked in jail a long long time.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (MwtZ5)

199 I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert

Posted by: Kalamama Kristofferson at October 22, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

200 109 Note that this dumb drunk has no campaign appearances today.

"Ms. Harris will sit for an interview with NBC and Telemundo, the latest in a wave of media appearances."

That's it.

They called in Obama to go to Wisconsin today because she's too out of it.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:25 PM (i7Q7S)

She is scheduled to do an abortion uber alles campaign event in Houston, on Friday. Wut? Texas in the last two weeks? The DNC must think there's a chance of defeating Ted Cruz if Kammie can help get enough pro-abortion white women to turn-out and vote in Harris County (Houston) and statewide. That group almost pushed Beto over Cruz six years ago.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2024 01:37 PM (aBgBM)

201 The Hill ran a piece today: “The ‘scared majority’ could deliver a landslide victory for Trump.” CNN followed a few hours later with “Trump’s wild and lewd rhetoric reaches a new extreme.” The Telegraph opined “Why black men in Martin Luther King’s hometown won’t vote for Kamala Harris.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

202 It’s a side road to the topic, but Ace, why didn’t your girlfriend know your address? First date, sure. But once you get the title of girlfriend, you would think not only do you have the address but you know how to get there.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (p4NUW)

203 Or, she's drinking because the Imposter Syndrom is so very heavy on her heart and pea-like brain.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (jyAD3)

204 Booze and pills with a little weed thrown in is where a lot of people end up.

They are everywhere if you know where to look.

I see you've shopped at walmart

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (NGHTx)

205 Boris Yeltsin was a famous drunk - he said I love you man quite a bit and waved his arms around. That guy was always feeling the joy.
Posted by: El Mariachi at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (ARlwA)

That's Russia, they need it as anti-freeze for the blood in winter.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (n7h9X)

206 I give Hilary this much, she could hold her booze.

Kamala? Amateur.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (Lyn3U)

207 From a dementia patient to a full blown alcoholic. Them donks sure can pick them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (17s+e)

208 Doug needs to slap her around a bit to make her cut down on her drinking.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (uxCna)

209 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (uBBbP)

I think that's part of the act. I think what we see is nothing like what she is.

IOW she's a bit better at hiding her megalomania than Hillary. Or maybe as we've seen with some other D's she's a megalomaniac who doesn't actually want to work - but what motivates her to do anything at all is revenge and envy. Remember everything is projection.

She's had to do a lot less publicly to get here so I think like her girlfriend Ofuckstick she really does have that blank slate quality. IMO she hasn't got where she is, meteorically rising without any tangible talent, by accident, nor through any husband, and no one gets where she is IMO that isn't ravenous for it.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (hmOfI)

210 and if kamala wins, doug's freaky daughter will get written up in the british tabloids at least a couple of times a week. for which which can all feel proud.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (CWTWj)

211 200 She is scheduled to do an abortion uber alles campaign event in Houston, on Friday. Wut? Texas in the last two weeks? The DNC must think there's a chance of defeating Ted Cruz if Kammie can help get enough pro-abortion white women to turn-out and vote in Harris County (Houston) and statewide. That group almost pushed Beto over Cruz six years ago.
Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2024 01:37 PM (aBgBM)

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I guarantee you they don't think this.

I guarantee you that they're just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

There's no way the Democrat Party as a whole is looking at the early vote numbers thinking that this is so in the bag that they can waste their best surrogate for the campaign, the candidate herself, in Texas.

Unless, you know, the campaign understands that Kamala is not an asset to her own campaign.

She spoke for 6.5 minutes at her rally in Detroit last weekend.

6.5 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

212 It’s a side road to the topic, but Ace, why didn’t your girlfriend know your address? First date, sure. But once you get the title of girlfriend, you would think not only do you have the address but you know how to get there.
Posted by: Piper

Never let the girlfriend know where you live. She might run into your wife.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (fzdyS)

213 The Telegraph opined “Why black men in Martin Luther King’s hometown won’t vote for Kamala Harris.”

Racism. Obviously.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (xCA6C)

214 [O/T -- Twitchy Headline:]

"Actor Zachary Levi (who played Chuck on "Chuck") Says Invisibility is Greatest Superpower of Conservatives in Hollywood"

Steph Anie
@mynerdyhome

Zachary Levi went live on IG to talk about his support for Donald Trump- and towards the end, he sent a message to the women on The View- saying there is very much an imbalance in Hollywood in regards to Conservative and Liberal actors. He also sent a message to his fellow closeted Conservative actors- “It’s now or never.”

http://tiny.cc/6jjrzz

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (TDdfP)

215 She'll get through this as long as she doesn't do the Southern Comfort-benzo-Afrin combo. That can kill you!

Posted by: Addled in Arkansas at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (nS6qG)

216 That's Russia, they need it as anti-freeze for the blood in winter.
Posted by: Oldcat

When they aren't drinking actual anti-freeze.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)

217 She is scheduled to do an abortion uber alles campaign event in Houston, on Friday. Wut? Texas in the last two weeks?

Either she knows she's lost or she knows the cheat is large enough to drag her over the finish line...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (IyPmt)

218 If five straight whiskeys didn't the taste out of my mouth a sixth won't either.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (aD39U)

219 They're not quite redundant. Vinegar is acetic acid from pyroligenous sources and is more dilute. Glacial acetic acid is catalytically made from methanol and carbon monoxide. It contains only about 5% water. But by law you can't dilute it to make vinegar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (EsZUh)

Wow. You can make a douche sound like rocket science.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (g8Ew8)

220 "She's unfit for office. "

But she's just perfect for a puppet.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (tA1/w)

221 One thing the democrat party has going for it this time around is that they obviously didn't spend any campaign funds on Botox a or chin tucks for their candidate this time around. Hillary and Biden, both, had work done in advance of their respective elections.

But, this time around, they have a couple extra bucks to spend on "Trump will tax everyone but Billionaires" or "Trump wants to rip out your uterus" commercials.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (dIske)

222 197 i'll give her the benefit of the doubt and presume she's just really stupid.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (CWTWj)

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I have NEVER heard a person not drunk or drug-high speak like she did in these videos.

Yes, she's really stupid but she's also drunk.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (jyAD3)

223 Yeltsin was once too drunk to meet with the President of Ireland.

When you're too drunk for the Irish...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (v6JzV)

224 221 One thing the democrat party has going for it this time around is that they obviously didn't spend any campaign funds on Botox a or chin tucks for their candidate this time around. Hillary and Biden, both, had work done in advance of their respective elections.

But, this time around, they have a couple extra bucks to spend on "Trump will tax everyone but Billionaires" or "Trump wants to rip out your uterus" commercials.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (dIske)

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Kamala herself has work done on her face right before her pick as VP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

225 Latest from Mark Halperin

'If the early vote numbers stay the way they are, we will almost certainly know BEFORE Election Day who's going to win. If these numbers hold up, we'll know that Trump is going to be president.'

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (i7Q7S)

226 From a dementia patient to a full blown alcoholic. Them donks sure can pick them.

Wait'll they get a load of me in '28.

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer, devil worshipper at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (xCA6C)

227 185 Note to self: look into Klonopin to reduce beer costs.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 22, 2024 01:34 PM (i0bTX)

LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:35 PM (guGkK)

It's addictive and can cause psychotic breaks. Beer tastes good, and according to a German friend, is "liquid bread." Stick with beer

Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (wLjpr)

228 I do know, from having taken it for years, that klonopin is a depressant and doubles or trebles the effects of alcohol.

Ace is a cheap drunk, ladies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (aD39U)

229 None of her sorority sisters ever had the decency to say, "shut up, Kamala! You're drunk again"

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Hgnyx)

230 It really is an embarrassment to this country that she's anywhere close to being President.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (6miZe)

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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (jyAD3)

There was a Roman emperor who spent his time raising chickens. When told that Rome had fallen he was alarmed until he realized they meant the city and not his pet with the same name.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (n7h9X)

231 220 "She's unfit for office. "

But she's just perfect for a puppet.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 22, 2024 01:40 PM (tA1/w)

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100%. And exactly what they thought of Biden.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (jyAD3)

232 Go watch any Family Guy clip where Peter is drunk and it sounds exactly like Kamala.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

233 Yeltsin was once too drunk to meet with the President of Ireland.

==

HAHAHAHAH!!

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (V13WU)

234 Pabst Blue Ribbon -- Breakfast of Champions!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
*
Colt 45, with Billy Dee Williams
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2024

***
Butch Barbarian, in the convenient six-pack!

(Oops; I meant "Busch Bavarian." That's what I thought that product was, back when I was ten.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)

235 That's perfect...but only if you didn't give her your real name.

¿Dónde está tu casa, Chuy?

Posted by: Aces GF not from around here at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (/y8xj)

236 225 Latest from Mark Halperin

'If the early vote numbers stay the way they are, we will almost certainly know BEFORE Election Day who's going to win. If these numbers hold up, we'll know that Trump is going to be president.'
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (i7Q7S)

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I want the unexpected strength to flip some state house or other that's unexpected, like NM, and suddenly that state starts on the election integrity train.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

237 196 159 It really is an embarrassment to this country that she's anywhere close to being President.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (6miZe)

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Agree.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:36 PM (jyAD3)

This. She ain't even trying and yet my neighborhood is full of Harris signs...she is objectively a terrible candidate who will be a tool of the powers not a leader of them.

why do I live in deep blue again?

Would love to see Trump win an go out for a morning walk and help my neighbor take down their foolish signs

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (uBBbP)

238 Yeltsin was once too drunk to meet with the President of Ireland.

When you're too drunk for the Irish...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

😳😳😳

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (fzdyS)

239 Ding dong sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (uBBbP)

240 There is a mystery here. That second video was SO BAD. They're all SO BAD. She is so emphatic about . . nothing that anyone could easily identify.

But she has been very good at getting the rich and powerful to support her over the years, and is apparently very comfortable socializing with them. There's a contrast to consider there. Jim Geraghty's Morning Jolt yesterday:

https://tinyurl.com/54ma9e9r

Posted by: KT at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (xekrU)

241 Vote Early, folks, before Kamala does something really stupid!

Posted by: DNC at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (HeV6l)

242 As they like to say down Mexico way:
EAT THE WORM

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

243 klonopin is a depressant and doubles or trebles the effects of alcohol.

Note to self: look into Klonopin to reduce beer costs.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle

THIS
Budget tricks in an uncertain economy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 22, 2024 01:42 PM (fJiwe)

244 It is precious that Rs discovered early voting. Better late than never.

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

245 It's a fact Kumala doesn't even drink. Her friend said so.
-NYT

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

246 She is scheduled to do an abortion uber alles campaign event in Houston, on Friday. Wut? Texas in the last two weeks?
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Same reason Trump is in NY. One for appearances but two for the popular vote. A lot of narratives die if they lose the popular vote and Democrats Run on Narrative.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (hmOfI)

247 "Unless, you know, the campaign understands that Kamala is not an asset to her own campaign."

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The killer is calling from inside the house!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (i7Q7S)

248 So, she's from Canada? That's why we don't know her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ace dated Kamala?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (MOYyC)

249 I played the videos, MadisonTheCat was NOT happy. She’s obviously a why-cat, in spite of her being black as coal.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (LHPAg)

250 That's Russia, they need it as anti-freeze for the blood in winter.
Posted by: Oldcat

When they aren't drinking actual anti-freeze.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)

Or the de-icing fluid on their fighter jets. One of them was called 'the flying restaurant' because the pilots would pinch the fluid for parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (n7h9X)

251 klonopin is a depressant and doubles or trebles the effects of alcohol.

Note to self: look into Klonopin to reduce beer costs.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

30 days for $5 generic.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (fzdyS)

252 The days of wine in boxes
laugh and cackle now like drunken sow
Through a green room toward a closing door
A door marked "President" that wasn't there before

Posted by: electronic means at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (VV/8N)

253 244 It is precious that Rs discovered early voting. Better late than never.
Posted by: runner at October 22, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

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Republican early vote numbers are actually slightly down from 2020.

Democrat early vote numbers are just down...a whole lot more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

254 "I want the unexpected strength to flip some state house or other that's unexpected, like NM, and suddenly that state starts on the election integrity train."

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100%

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (i7Q7S)

255 "Til samen e himlin!"

(Anybody recognize the quote? It's on topic.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

256 The cackling bothers me the most. The NeverTurnips rage about Trump being 'unfit' and not a statesman, but in no shape or form is Kackala presidential. She's going to meet with diplomats and hork up word salads between cackling like a goofball?

She's a time-share salesperson coasting into early retirement.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (IG4Id)

257 It may seem unrelated to Kamala’s addiction but it is THE relationship that must be terminated: the media running, in every sense, the Kamala campaign fraud.
CBS broadcasting has to killed financially if not to discourage the others to at least mete out justice for fraudulently promoting a Kamala that does not exist/cannot exist.
Trump says he is going to punish CBS….here’s hoping he does some hardcore punishing…

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (1xUK2)

258 Guys, I figured it out. The October surprise is that Kamala actually is the dem candidate!

SURPRISE!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

259 I want the unexpected strength to flip some state house or other that's unexpected, like NM, and suddenly that state starts on the election integrity train.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

I remember the weeping and lashing out at the voters by the media in 1994.

Good times.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (aD39U)

260 Why would she show up to so many public events clearly drunk?

Clinton, Obama, and Trump all have one big advantage - each of them had lost an election, so they learned how to deal with adversity.

Kammie's never had that - the Willie Brown machine got her the job as San Francisco district attorney; she actually lost the California attorney general's race to a Republican, until the Democratic machine stole it for her; the Silicon Valley elite hand-picked her for the Senate seat; and she was named VP only because Clyburn told Biden that he had to have a running mate with dark skin and a vagina.

She has never been remotely under this much pressure before.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (uxCna)

261
You mean he isn't flying in on his personal vulture?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 22, 2024 01:28 PM (VNX3d)

I just flew in from DC. Boyah are my arms tahred!
-James Carville

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (NMT5x)

262 So, she's from Canada? That's why we don't know her?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Ace dated Kamala?
Posted by: nurse ratched

NOW you know why he never told her his address.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (fzdyS)

263 254 "I want the unexpected strength to flip some state house or other that's unexpected, like NM, and suddenly that state starts on the election integrity train."

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100%
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 22, 2024 01:44 PM (i7Q7S)

Why Arizona governor's race was probably the most important one in the last cycle.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

264 I remember watching the Porter Wagner show (which was a live show) in 65 when Roger Miller's big hit King of the Road was #1 everywhere. Roger was so stoned out he couldn't remember his own #1 hit. It was educational seeing that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (AdHga)

265 I remember the weeping and lashing out at the voters by the media in 1994.

Good times.

"America threw a temper tantrum yesterday"

Posted by: ABC News at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (NGHTx)

266 She has never been remotely under this much pressure before.

And I am still hoping for a complete, spectacular breakdown before the election.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (uxCna)

267 If she were a neighbor going through a bad patch I would feel sorry for her. Who the hell are these people who pushed her out to front our country?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (yZU0/)

268 Republican early vote numbers are actually slightly down from 2020.

Democrat early vote numbers are just down...a whole lot more.

==

Ds are one step ahead, they will do their usual dump based on early Rs voting numbers. I hope Rs are following the same strategy.

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (V13WU)

269 59 It really is an embarrassment to this country that she's anywhere close to being President.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (6miZe)

All joking aside, that's what I was thinking too. 350 million citizens and this is the best we can do?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (guGkK)

270 "Watch Liz’s face … she thinks Kamala is a moron but now it’s too late. She’s all in.

There are people that have jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge and lived and said after they jumped they thought "This was a really bad idea"

That is the look on her face.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (GUOwU)

271 Why would she show up to so many public events clearly drunk?

Clinton, Obama, and Trump all have one big advantage - each of them had lost an election, so they learned how to deal with adversity.

Trump lost billions of dollars at a time.
Trump knows adversity.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (fzdyS)

272 If kamala wants the Pittsburgh vote she needs to chug a six pack of Iron City Beer.

Ugh.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (Lyn3U)

273 re 209: or maybe, as i've said about obama for years, she doesn't want the job so much as she wants the perks. the deep state will run the govt, the msm will give her cradit for anything good and blame someone else for anything bad, and she gets to live in a big house with lots of servants and gets to party and rub elbows with celebrities and royalty and the rich. and she gets to thumb her nose at hillary

"hillary? it's kamala. how'd you like to be secretary of state again?.. okay, i'll keep you in mind." click. ha ha, doug, did you hear that call?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (CWTWj)

274 She's a time-share salesperson coasting into early retirement.

And liver failure.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (xCA6C)

275 "Scared Majority."

Fuck me. Are they bracing for losing the popular vote?

So much for Our Democracy. Soon we'll hear that Democracy is just two wolves and a sheep etc

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (hmOfI)

276 The fact that Kamala is an idiot with no skills besides deep-throating is particularly annoying since she never even received one primary vote and yet dumb, old, lefty women stepped right up for her. She's done nothing. She is not accomplished, at all. She's a liar and, evidently, a plagiarist.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (jyAD3)

277 She never talks about the issues.. It's all Trump hate and feelings....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

She's like the potheads hanging out behind the elementary school after hours, thinking their stoned rambling is so "deep, brilliant and meaningful, maaaaan".

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (JCLJi)

278 263 Why Arizona governor's race was probably the most important one in the last cycle.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

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I believe that the AZ legislature still managed to force through some election integrity changes in the last 2 years despite Hobbs' veto.

Still, Hobbs just outright broke the law as SoS in 2022 (federal lawsuit came to that conclusion), and all she got was a wristslap.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

279 "I want the unexpected strength to flip some state house or other that's unexpected, like NM, and suddenly that state starts on the election integrity train."

NM politics are pretty backward. They've done a remarkable job, preserving the old Spanish patronage system.

Posted by: Tom Perry at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (MX0bI)

280 Never let the girlfriend know where you live. She might run into your wife.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices
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Now you tell me...

Posted by: Guy who's always confused at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (EFZgU)

281 It's addictive and can cause psychotic breaks. Beer tastes good, and according to a German friend, is "liquid bread." Stick with beer
Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (wLjpr)

I guess that even alcoholism has no free lunches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (guGkK)

282 Homer recalling his "fly in the ice cube" drunken escapade.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (fJiwe)

283 264 I remember watching the Porter Wagner show (which was a live show) in 65 when Roger Miller's big hit King of the Road was #1 everywhere. Roger was so stoned out he couldn't remember his own #1 hit. It was educational seeing that.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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At one time Roger and Willie were room mates. Imagine that.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (yZU0/)

284 I remember the weeping and lashing out at the voters by the media in 1994.

Good times.

I was listening to the 1994 election night coverage on Berkeley's hard-Left radio station - it sounded as if the two commentators were going to commit suicide on-air.

Indeed, Good Times.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

285 The fact that Kamala is an idiot with no skills besides deep-throating is particularly annoying since she never even received one primary vote and yet dumb, old, lefty women stepped right up for her. She's done nothing. She is not accomplished, at all. She's a liar and, evidently, a plagiarist.

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This, too, is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (jyAD3)

286 And I am still hoping for a complete, spectacular breakdown before the election.

What would the Dems do? Would they dump her and slot Walz in, or say "phew, let's get rid of both of these losers"? If the latter, with whom would they replace them?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

287 These videos are the worst that I've ever seen her. She is in way over her head and at some level she knows it and self medicates which only makes everything worse. Campaigning is very demanding and exhausting but she looks haggard from whatever she is taking/drinking. She also doesn't campaign like Trump/Vance which would probably kill her.

Enjoy Liz, you signed up for this. Call it Karma liar.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (oiNtH)

288 re 267: clyburn or whoever forced biden to pick her as his running mate.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (CWTWj)

289 " I have a theory that she has either social anxiety or panic disorder. She drinks to ameliorate her stage fright. "

Correct. She is visibly terrified, probably because as a DEI beneficiary this is the first time her miserable life she has had to work at all.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (CaELB)

290 47 I can't wait to find out all the shit that was going on with her and the campaign behind the scenes. And we will find out because after the election it won't matter anymore and the media will want to tell everyone that the only reason Trump won was because his opponent was awful.

It's a very clear narrative coming --
Trump Beats Up Women.
Only Big Strong Joe Biden stood up to him.

(just don't ask why they nominated chick #2 then...)

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (F/35S)

291
Speaking of boobs...

Dolly Parton's "Jolene" was just on the radio. Such an ordinary voice. We all know the real reasons Dolly was so popular.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (FBP+r)

292 Compare Kamala's demeanor to another purported drunk; Nancy Pelosi.

Similar cadence with the speech, slurring and so on. Similar hand gestures.

Two peas in a pod.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2024 01:48 PM (Q4IgG)

293 209 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (uBBbP)

I think that's part of the act. I think what we see is nothing like what she is.

IOW she's a bit better at hiding her megalomania than Hillary. Or maybe as we've seen with some other D's she's a megalomaniac who doesn't actually want to work - but what motivates her to do anything at all is revenge and envy. Remember everything is projection.

She's had to do a lot less publicly to get here so I think like her girlfriend Ofuckstick she really does have that blank slate quality. IMO she hasn't got where she is, meteorically rising without any tangible talent, by accident, nor through any husband, and no one gets where she is IMO that isn't ravenous for it.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:38 PM (hmOfI)

Or maybe she's a Chauncey Gardner who gives wicked hummers and is surprised she's at the precipice, wondering now what, I guess I'll have another scotch and see how it works out.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

294 267 If she were a neighbor going through a bad patch I would feel sorry for her. Who the hell are these people who pushed her out to front our country?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (yZU0/)

Exactly. This is the best Puppet they could come up with? A woman whose soul accomplishment was the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose? A plagiarist and fabulist? ( well given what happens in Higher ed maybe that's not so surprising).
We the American people deserve a better class of Puppet, Damnit!

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (9221z)

295 Sounds like ace is practicing disinformation by misdirection. I haven't seen any reports in respectable media outlets or Harris being anymore than a casual drinker. Yet I've seen many reports of Trump's seemingly rapid descent into dementia./s

Posted by: leb at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (Ey8kR)

296 The F.B.I. Is Investigating a Leak of Classified Documents That Appear to Show Israel’s Plans for Retaliatory Attacks on Iran

... the results should be available before the Rapture

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (RHGPo)

297 What did Iron City Beer do to you to deserve that fate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (1++Yc)

298 She doesn't know that you're not supposed to swallow the post-hummer mouthwash.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (5IFb9)

299 I have personal experience with 3 people (2 of which are now deceased) that are highly functional alcoholics.

Harris exhibits all of the signs.

Especially the laugh.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (2Tqoh)

300 the GOP Is in Racist Conspiracy Theories.”

-
Speaking of conspiracy theories . . .

https://is.gd/i2ZLE0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (L/fGl)

301 Checking in
You lost me at Watch lLiz's face.
But yeah. This is a fu*king train wreck.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (W/lyH)

302 VOX: If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

303 Dolly Parton's "Jolene" was just on the radio. Such an ordinary voice. We all know the real reasons Dolly was so popular.
Posted by: Soothie

Never could stand Parton's voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (v6JzV)

304 I remember the weeping and lashing out at the voters by the media in 1994.

Good times.

I was listening to the 1994 election night coverage on Berkeley's hard-Left radio station - it sounded as if the two commentators were going to commit suicide on-air.

Indeed, Good Times.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

I remember that in 1980 with Reagan. One of my college friends had been a congressional Page so he was exulting about the asshole Dems getting toppled.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (n7h9X)

305
Ace dated Kamala?
Posted by: nurse ratched

NOW you know why he never told her his address.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (fzdyS)

LMAO. and why he put a bag over her head!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (DJ7uY)

306 Gotta love day drinking. Life then is easier than ever.

Posted by: morigu at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (u7Nsa)

307 Aw heck! Get me a white wine spritzer!

Posted by: Ned Flanders, living life at October 22, 2024 01:51 PM (wha8B)

308 Compare Kamala's demeanor to another purported drunk; Nancy Pelosi.

Similar cadence with the speech, slurring and so on. Similar hand gestures.

Two peas in a pod.

Except Kamala has yet to master the Claw, aka the Craw.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)

309 What position in Harris's administration was Cheney promised?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:51 PM (jyAD3)

310 maybe she's just a plain old addict

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 01:51 PM (2NXcZ)

311 HELP!!!

HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP, HELP!!!

Posted by: Kamala Harris' Liver! at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (uxCna)

312 We're not quite to 2004 levels yet, but it's surreal to be in late October and to have the feeling that the Republican is "on track to win."

Every election in the past 20 years has either been "Dems cruising" or "too close to call/cheat incoming"

I remember being so dejected in 2008, when it was obvious that the Palin pick was just pandering by McCain, who was content to "lose with honor." I was foolishly cocky in 2012, believing that Romney (!) was going to unseat Obama. In hindsight, it was obviously never going to happen. In 2016, like many, I figured Hillary was inevitable. In 2020, I was cocky about Trump's chances for reelection, but in hindsight, the coordinated media/Dems were telling me to my face that the fix was in, I just didn't listen.

It feels very different this time.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (pZ0Mr)

313 VOX: If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

That's nonsense. The sane Dems are all dead, and the corrupt ones are dying. The marxists and perverts are all that are left now.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (n7h9X)

314 302 VOX: If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

========

I'm not sure of that conclusion. It would make sense and apply in decades past.

However, big dollar donors largely control the parties, and their control over the Democrat Party is larger than it is over the GOP (thanks almost exclusively to Trump).

So, moderate, elected Democrats are going to get purged in elections. Big dollar donors against the Democrat Party have already fled. That leaves the big dollar donors already organizing for tranny-rights at the national level to pick up the pieces.

I think there's a better chance of the Democrat Party moving further to the left should Trump win. You know, like how they reacted to 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

315 Gotta love day drinking. Life then is easier than ever.
Posted by: morigu at October 22, 2024

***
Except for when you wake up with a feeling that a moose is having a baby in your head.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

316 271 Why would she show up to so many public events clearly drunk?

Clinton, Obama, and Trump all have one big advantage - each of them had lost an election, so they learned how to deal with adversity.
---------

Obama was smart enough to know his role and learn his lines.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (yZU0/)

317 I think the saddest part is that she believes she's very profound.

And she's surrounded by people who are happy to make believe that she's very profound.

It would be funny if she was running for school board.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

318 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

Always a possibility. I trade a lot on my gut because it's uncanny at times. My gut says ruthless power mad psycho.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (hmOfI)

319 Anna,
When i was poor and living in Pittsburgh it was all I could afford.

God, it was awful.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (Lyn3U)

320 303 Dolly Parton's "Jolene" was just on the radio. Such an ordinary voice. We all know the real reasons Dolly was so popular.
Posted by: Soothie

Never could stand Parton's voice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (v6JzV)

Great song, though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

321 What position in Harris's administration was Cheney promised?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:51 PM (jyAD3)

If Kamala wins Cheney will be tossed aside like a used piece of Kleenex. Nobody likes a traitor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (guGkK)

322
I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FBP+r)

323 Kamala has severe imposter anxiety/imposter syndrome, and self-medicates with alcohol

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (V6W16)

324 Re Zachary Levi -- "Chuck" is my all-time favorite TV series.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (7aURE)

325 VOX: If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right
Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 01:50 PM (RHGPo)

Blue Dogs!!!

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (hmOfI)

326 Kind of begs the question. Where the hell is the guy with the "football?" I assume with sleepy joe.
Gawd. Can you imagine her with that authority???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (W/lyH)

327 Is there a 25A equivalent for VPs?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 22, 2024 01:15 PM (o67Na)

Most home circuits are 20 amps, but I'll allow it.

Dance, Kammie, dance!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (aD39U)

328 Dolly Parton's "Jolene" was just on the radio. Such an ordinary voice. We all know the real reasons Dolly was so popular.
----------------
Porter Wagner was sweet on Dolly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (AdHga)

329 293 209 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 22, 2024 01:32 PM (uBBbP)

I think that's part of the act. I think what we see is nothing like what she is.

IOW she's a bit better at hiding her megalomania than Hillary. Or maybe as we've seen with some other D's she's a megalomaniac who doesn't actually want to work - but what motivates her to do anything at all is revenge and envy.

Revenge and Envy.

That's the entire theme of the nasty 'I'm not Rich as Hell' ads that keep poping up on my computer.

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (F/35S)

330 What position in Harris's administration was Cheney promised?

A Cabinet post, I'm sure.

Remember, Kammie has promised a "bipartisan" government, which means that Cheney and Kinzinger get high-ranking jobs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (uxCna)

331 Expect Dems to move right and try to emulate Pol Pot

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (hmOfI)

332 317 I think the saddest part is that she believes she's very profound.

The truly saddest part is that the AWFLs think she's very profound, and a tremendous standard bearer for women.

Posted by: It sucks at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (wha8B)

333 In the second to last video, she sounds like she could be talking to a group of preschoolers sitting at her feet.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (efuu+)

334 I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FBP+r)

Jan 22.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (CIS44)

335
Dolly sings "screechy."

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (FBP+r)

336 Who the hell are these people who pushed her out to front our country?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (yZU0/)

-----

It's also true of Biden. They don't care, they take the puppet that will keep their mouth shut and enjoy the ride on Air Force One.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (jyAD3)

337 322
I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FBP+r)

Hide what meltdowns and incompetence, racist?

Posted by: Family-Size Bag of Assholes at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (nVALX)

338 "I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?
Posted by: Soothie"

They hid Biden's for 3.5 years , although it was obvious to anybody that was willing to believe their lyin' eyes.

Posted by: Ripley at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (GUOwU)

339 1994 was when Peter Jennings said the voters had a temper tantrum by electing a Republican Congress.

Posted by: leb at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Ey8kR)

340 Why would she show up to so many public events clearly drunk? I have a theory that she has either social anxiety or panic disorder.

Trump's hints have her acting like the main character in The Telltale Heart.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (RwzGD)

341 Not just drunk, Yeltsin drunk.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (wBaIH)

342 I would have given up drinking instead of that

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (1++Yc)

343 That last clip:

"To know that you make a difference, invariably, in the lives of people you may never meet.

Invariably, in the lives of people who may never know your name.

Or my name."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (c13ms)

344 Talk about Trump losing and we're Depressive Eeyores, talk about Kamala losing and we're all doing "Victory Laps". Are we allowed to discuss anything without it being something else? How about boobs.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (hmOfI)

345 334 I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FBP+r)

No worries.. If Kamala flames out we have Walz ....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (IyPmt)

346 344 Talk about Trump losing and we're Depressive Eeyores, talk about Kamala losing and we're all doing "Victory Laps". Are we allowed to discuss anything without it being something else? How about boobs.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (hmOfI)

=======

I'm always just going to be an asshole.

An illiterate asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

347 332 317 I think the saddest part is that she believes she's very profound.

The truly saddest part is that the AWFLs think she's very profound, and a tremendous standard bearer for women.
Posted by: It sucks at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (wha8B)

They've talked themselves into it. She was never popular. They hated that their Biden got pushed out.

Then they were told to STFU and get in line and suddenly, they aligned under the idea that her genius had escaped them lo these many years.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (KbCG3)

348
To fake news Vox, Democrats "moving right" means easing up on tranny surgeries for newborns.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (FBP+r)

349 Dolly sings "screechy."
Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024

***
She's no Karen Carpenter. But she's also no Melanie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

350 "Chuck" is my all-time favorite TV series.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
--------------------------

Richie Cunninghams' brother had a TV series?

Posted by: Guy who's always confused at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (EFZgU)

351 Looks like Israel outed the leaker from the Pentagon!

A senior Pentagon staffer, ARIANE TABATABAI, has allegedly been identified as the leaker of highly classified documents detailing Israel’s military preparations to strike Iran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (RUMEY)

352 I remember being so dejected in 2008, when it was obvious that the Palin pick was just pandering by McCain, who was content to "lose with honor." I was foolishly cocky in 2012, believing that Romney (!) was going to unseat Obama. In hindsight, it was obviously never going to happen. In 2016, like many, I figured Hillary was inevitable. In 2020, I was cocky about Trump's chances for reelection, but in hindsight, the coordinated media/Dems were telling me to my face that the fix was in, I just didn't listen.

It feels very different this time.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (pZ0Mr)

It does feel different. My sister in law feels the Dems aren't going to reinforce defeat, and will just suffer through a Trump 2nd term hopng that lawfare and the Deep State will blunt enough of Trump's efforts as to make them meaningless.
I'm starting to wonder if the Bidens are going to try to burn the Dems down as revenge for the switcheroo.
But I am seeing a lot more positive energy from our side, even here in deep blue NY.

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (9221z)

353 Well, it's official.

Trump on Rogan on Friday.

I may finally listen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

354 Trump's hints have her acting like the main character in The Telltale Heart.
Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (RwzGD)

Citations? I need them for a friend. Not even kidding, I've been trying to get a picture of what Trump is doing for him, but I'm not paying that much attention.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (hmOfI)

355 346 344 Talk about Trump losing and we're Depressive Eeyores, talk about Kamala losing and we're all doing "Victory Laps". Are we allowed to discuss anything without it being something else? How about boobs.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 01:55 PM (hmOfI)

Irrational exuberance.

Posted by: The Ghost of Alan Greenspan at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (nVALX)

356 Not just drunk, Yeltsin drunk.

Ahem.

Posted by: Zombie Boris Yeltsin! at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (uxCna)

357
The Hill ran a piece today: “The ‘scared majority’ could deliver a landslide victory for Trump.”

Wouldn't that be OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (63Dwl)

358 They'll name a new drink called ,President Drive.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (J8LnB)

359 The LA Times also isn't endorsing anyone for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

360 267 If she were a neighbor going through a bad patch I would feel sorry for her. Who the hell are these people who pushed her out to front our country?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:45 PM (yZU0/)

People who want to keep their cabinet positions and power, you know the guys like Garland, Blinken and Mayorkas who really run the communist transformation. Those guys. I've heard that she agreed to keep them in power before she was handed the nomination.

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (2NXcZ)

361 An illiterate asshole.

Who likes Prometheus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (1++Yc)

362
After reading JD Vance's 'Hillbilly Elegy' I was a little disappointed to see him recently behind a bar, pouring beers for others and drinking himself.

Not a Puritan, but after reading about his ancestors, holy shit he has to be extra careful.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (MwtZ5)

363 353 Well, it's official.

Trump on Rogan on Friday.

I may finally listen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

That's something.

His convo with Theo Von made him look great. This will make him look greaterer. I'm guessing they're tight thanks to Dana White and MMA. Will make for a good discussion.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (KbCG3)

364 My brother and I had both seen Ann Richards (wasn't that her name, she was Gov. of Tx at some point, a big fat D pol whatever her name/job was) speaking at the D convention and dissing GW Bush. We both thought she was bombed.

My brother was a no right-winger but he said: when you see a famous person, and you think they are drunk, but you think "they can't be!" THEY ARE.

Haven't seen Kamala, so have no opinion on her.

Posted by: jocon307 at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (EuROc)

365 Talk about Trump losing and we're Depressive Eeyores, talk about Kamala losing and we're all doing "Victory Laps". Are we allowed to discuss anything without it being something else? How about boobs.

Two weeks until the most important Presidential election since 1860.

Yeah, it's going to get discussed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (uxCna)

366 Several memes re: the look on Miss War Piggy's face.

https://is.gd/Y3Y9HR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (L/fGl)

367 "If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right "

nah, i think there's a good chance that the economy will get all messed up next year. if trump is pres, the dems will blame him and the left will really take control of the dems, because it's all the fault of capitalism. and if kamala is pres, the dems will do the same thing while clamoring for a newer new new deal

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (CWTWj)

368 The LA Times also isn't endorsing anyone for president.

Really? If so, that's a kick right in the teeth for Kneepads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (guGkK)

369 I highly doubt any President has that authority. Do you think the "football" they gave Trump or Biden did anything besides send a signal to someone at the Pentagon saying "the guy we're free to ignore wants to launch a missile at City X, proceed or don't?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (7oYYI)

370 I know you're all doing your premature victory laps, but let's pretend she's installed on Jan 21st. How long do you think her team can hide her meltdowns and incompetence?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FBP+r)

They can't even hide their own.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (n7h9X)

371 A senior Pentagon staffer, ARIANE TABATABAI, has allegedly been identified as the leaker of highly classified documents detailing Israel’s military preparations to strike Iran.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (RUMEY)

An "Iranian-American" too, as it turns out. Who'd a thunk it? And whose cutout in the Biden administration is she?

Posted by: No I don't think she acted without USGOV knowledge at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (wha8B)

372
Meh, at this point, the president is better off ignoring Rogan.

Rogan is stupid, and his stupidity might be infectious.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (FBP+r)

373 A senior Pentagon staffer, ARIANE TABATABAI, has allegedly been identified as the leaker of highly classified documents detailing Israel’s military preparations to strike Iran.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (RUMEY)

I thought she was State, anyway, she's an Iranian

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (2NXcZ)

374 371 A senior Pentagon staffer, ARIANE TABATABAI, has allegedly been identified as the leaker of highly classified documents detailing Israel’s military preparations to strike Iran.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM (RUMEY)

An "Iranian-American" too, as it turns out. Who'd a thunk it? And whose cutout in the Biden administration is she?
Posted by: No I don't think she acted without USGOV knowledge at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (wha8B

Llyod Austin senior Aide, it says.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (RUMEY)

375 Is Kamala actually taking a day off from campaigning? Either she really tied one on last night or she's planning on doing it today. Taking days off didn't help Hillary.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (a7PbZ)

376 "All those blow jobs for nothing."

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (hmOfI)

377 Being in Pennsylvania, I get to see more political ads than actual TV programs.

The ones that get me mad are the ones that have hard core "lies" in them.

Last night, I got to watch some old lady telling me that Trump was stealing from Medicare and Social Security, followed in less than two minutes with an ad telling me how Trump is protecting Medicare and Social Security.

Clearly, somebody here is lying.

Of course, neither mention that the IRA (Inflation Reduction Act) took money from Medicare to subsidize EVs.

One interesting observation .. the number of ads mentioning "Project 2025" has fallen off to almost nothing.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (RHGPo)

378 At least Hillary Clinton had enough sense, and enough respect for the American public, to try to hide her public drunkenness.

It makes me wonder if Kamala even wants to be president.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (dQfJF)

379 Llyod Austin senior Aide, it says.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 02:00 PM (RUMEY)

And there you have it.

Posted by: Op, fake, ghey, etc at October 22, 2024 02:01 PM (wha8B)

380 People who want to keep their cabinet positions and power, you know the guys like Garland, Blinken and Mayorkas who really run the communist transformation. Those guys. I've heard that she agreed to keep them in power before she was handed the nomination.
Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 01:57 PM (2NXcZ)

Pretty stupid to trust the word of a Democrat.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:01 PM (n7h9X)

381 She calls herself a joyful warrior. I understand the joy part because she must think her cackling represents joy, but there is nothing warrior-like about her.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (efuu+)

382 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

383 It makes me wonder if Kamala even wants to be president.

Yes, but the prospect of having to pretend to be competent for the next 4-8 years is awful for her. She knows she has no business in the oval office.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

384
If the president went on Rogan and promised to federally legalize pot for recreational use, I think it would be a big positive for his campaign.

But the Fake News would pretend he's alienating ALL his Christian Conservative voters...because they're all sexless puritans who don't smoke or drink.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (FBP+r)

385 An "Iranian-American" too, as it turns out.

Her father is a senior official in Iran's nuclear program.

The people who gave her a security clearance should be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

386 Citations? I need them for a friend. Not even kidding,

Just a bunch of Truths (his tweets) and asides during his rallies questioning her real age and identity. He's never said nationality, but I'd assume that's what he's getting at.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (RFx0q)

387 364 My brother and I had both seen Ann Richards (wasn't that her name, she was Gov. of Tx at some point, a big fat D pol whatever her name/job was) speaking at the D convention and dissing GW Bush. We both thought she was bombed.

IIRC, Ann is one of the famously devoted day drinkers alluded to in one of my favorite country songs.

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (F/35S)

388 It’s a side road to the topic, but Ace, why didn’t your girlfriend know your address? First date, sure. But once you get the title of girlfriend, you would think not only do you have the address but you know how to get there.
Posted by: Piper
----
"En....En....Endoop? Oh, En-DORE! Okay, Endor-what? Place? Avenue? Street? Way? C'mon......you keep saying something that sounds like 'moon' - help me out here!"

- Ace's GF

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (LxER7)

389 Lloyd Austin has Senior AIDS? Life at The Villages has gotten dangerous.

Posted by: My Hearing Aid Goes To 11 at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (nVALX)

390 I'm guessing they're tight thanks to Dana White and MMA. Will make for a good discussion.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (KbCG3)

Highly doubtful. I don't think Rogan likes Trump very much. But he'll be respectful and fair.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (7oYYI)

391 Porter Wagner was sweet on Dolly.

I liked "gonna tie dynamite to her side of the car".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (i0bTX)

392 If it was Tabatabai doing the leaking it might be tough to charge her. Her defense would be"the president put me there to leak to the Iranians" .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (a7PbZ)

393 She has handlers around her 24-7. She is hardly ever by herself or alone at any point.

They HAVE to know when she's drinking, how much and where she's getting it from. They can't stop her?

Or are they 'afraid' of her because she's that much of a stark raving bitch?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Her father is a senior official in Iran's nuclear program.

The people who gave her a security clearance should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

Weird how much support Iran has in our government and military.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (RUMEY)

395 She's a very damaged person. Probably the last person any sane society would choose to lead them. Hard to believe we're even at this point with her.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (ZlOcj)

396 Her father is a senior official in Iran's nuclear program.

The people who gave her a security clearance should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

I'm sure they were just following orders.

Posted by: Draw and quarter their bosses too at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (wha8B)

397 Meh, at this point, the president is better off ignoring Rogan.

Rogan is stupid, and his stupidity might be infectious.
Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (FBP+r)

-----------

Rogan isn't stupid. He's perceptive enough to see through the left's bullshit. I think his curiosity often stops too prematurely, but he's an interesting, thoughtful person.

Posted by: Johnny Confidence at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (xtKM4)

398 Wait...your girlfriend didn't know your address?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2024 01:14 PM (d9fT1)

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (FCbAQ)

399 Dolly Parton was a pretty good songwriter.

Interesting story: Elvis wanted to cover her song "The Greatest Love of All" and she was extremely excited about it.

The night before the recording session -- where she got to meet and chat with The King -- Elvis' manager "Colonel" Tom Parker demanded that she turn over half of the song ownership & publishing rights (which she'd written and owned) to him personally, or they wouldn't cover the song.

Although it broke her heart to do so, she refused; subsequently years later Whitney Houston covered it (of course a huge hit), and Dolly made another fortune.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (Gpc4B)

400 I highly doubt any President has that authority. Do you think the "football" they gave Trump or Biden did anything besides send a signal to someone at the Pentagon saying "the guy we're free to ignore wants to launch a missile at City X, proceed or don't?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (7oYYI

Actually the President does, but in the absence of an on-going attack from somewhere, an out of the blue order will get pushback from the other members of the National Command Authority. But the order will be processed.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (W/lyH)

401 "If Harris loses, expect Democrats to move right "

nah, i think there's a good chance that the economy will get all messed up next year. if trump is pres, the dems will blame him and the left will really take control of the dems, because it's all the fault of capitalism. and if kamala is pres, the dems will do the same thing while clamoring for a newer new new deal
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2024 01:58 PM (CWTWj)

You could help a lot in a day by issuing some executive orders cancelling some of the more idiotic XOs Biden issued.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (n7h9X)

402 332 317 I think the saddest part is that she believes she's very profound.

The truly saddest part is that the AWFLs think she's very profound, and a tremendous standard bearer for women.
Posted by: It sucks at October 22, 2024 01:54 PM (wha8B)

Have you ever been in a bar or at a party, after several cups of red solo cup punch, and then started "deep" conversations with friends or folks sitting next to you? That's what she sounded like - like some drunk college kid spouting off what she learned in Psych 202 that morning, and now she understands the universe. And all the other drunk folks are nodding agreement, while the sober ones are rolling their eyes and aren't saying anything because they don't want to provoke a meltdown or bar fight

Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (wLjpr)

403 . We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

Ahem.

Posted by: US Grant at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (FhXTo)

404 393 She has handlers around her 24-7. She is hardly ever by herself or alone at any point.

They HAVE to know when she's drinking, how much and where she's getting it from. They can't stop her?

Or are they 'afraid' of her because she's that much of a stark raving bitch?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe they hate her and love watching her go make a retard of herself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

405 Kamala is like so many women, she wants the prestige of being President but the responsibility terrifies her.

Posted by: Xipe Totec's whanger at October 22, 2024 02:05 PM (pohLc)

406 An "Iranian-American" too, as it turns out. Who'd a thunk it? And whose cutout in the Biden administration is she?
Posted by: No I don't think she acted without USGOV knowledge at October 22, 2024 01:59 PM (wha8B)

A naturalized "citizen" no doubt who allegedly pledged herself to Iran at some meetings. Daddy dies in Tehran just last year. I'm sick of naturalized foreigners in high places. Nobody can tell me the Vindman bros aren't loyal to Ukraine, for example.

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 02:05 PM (2NXcZ)

407 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2024 02:05 PM (/y8xj)

408 She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

What is the origin of this line?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024 02:05 PM (v6JzV)

409 Ahem.
Posted by: US Grant at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (FhXTo)

Fun fact: you are the only president to be arrested and booked while in office, for speeding through downtown DC on a horse.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 02:05 PM (CIS44)

410 Off sock.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)

411
Maybe they hate her and love watching her go make a retard of herself.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

I had considered this, however, I couldn't come up with a scenario where the Owebama regime would allow him to fail so miserably. HE CHOSE HER for Joey Shitpants. ALL of this is his fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

412 This, plus she's retarded.

Posted by: Weasel at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (8dNj/)

413 Or are they 'afraid' of her because she's that much of a stark raving bitch?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

They're all mentally ill, if not categorically then at least once removed, that is, lacking the merest moral compass to know not collude with such mental illness. The political divide in this country, probably across the West, is not primarily ideological anymore, it's a divide as well as a choice between psychosis and sanity.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (ZlOcj)

414 Halperin is apparently saying if early voting results keep going like they are, we'll know who won before election day.
What narrative are these guys trying to send? Are they trying to signal its time for a "crisis" to derail the election Heels-Up is predicted to lose right now?
My opinion is that Trump won when he got up after he was shot. The real question is will he be allowed to take office 1/20/25?

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (9221z)

415 Rogen admires Trump for his comedy chops and ballsiness. He says it all the time.

Joe is your typical center/left Mass. comedian, but he listens and learns. Plus he was immeasurably pissed when he had Covid and CNN mocked him for taking "horse tranquilizer."

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (wBaIH)

416 The people who gave her a security clearance should be drawn and quartered.

Too easy. Shot in both knees, hands smashed by hammers, all their teeth knocked out with a rubber mallet, hot waffle irons to the feet, hair shorn with rusty clippers, entrails pulled out, and only then a 9mm Makarov round to the base of the skull.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (1++Yc)

417 We cannot afford a president who is lazy, dumb, and dependent on getting half-sloshed every single day just to get through the day.

Ahem.

Posted by: US Grant

Right? I mean, what did he ever do?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (xCA6C)

418 I routinely take Delta 8 THC. I’m naturally introverted and shy but the D8 transforms me into a much more mellow talkative and engaging person.

The best thing about it is that in gummy form you can easily control the dosage so you don’t have to get high as a kite.

I know it’s verboten to say such but it really makes me more of a person I like being.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (EJ1D2)

419 392 If it was Tabatabai doing the leaking it might be tough to charge her. Her defense would be"the president put me there to leak to the Iranians" .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2024 02:03 PM (a7PbZ)

Probably true. Especially if Tehran greased the Hunter and Ashley bank accounts.

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (2NXcZ)

420 Obama was smart enough to know his role and learn his lines.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 01:52 PM (yZU0/)

IMHO, when the teleprompter is taken away, Barky sounds as dumb if not dumber than Kamaltoe.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)

421
>>>What is the origin of this line?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (FBP+r)

422 New drink called The Kamala.

Literally just a pitcher of semen.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (hmOfI)

423 Dems have decided that there's a better upside to losing big than trying to win and losing or having to so obviously cheat that every voter knows in his heart that the cheat is real. So, it's lose and lose big. She may or may not know it but she is running point for the loss.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (yZU0/)

424 She calls herself a joyful warrior. I understand the joy part because she must think her cackling represents joy, but there is nothing warrior-like about her.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (efuu+)

Al Smith was the "Happy Warrior". Harris decided not to go to the Al Smith dinner.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (n7h9X)

425 She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
*
What is the origin of this line?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 22, 2024

***
Something about "Yeah, I have a girlfriend, but she goes to another school. You wouldn't know her"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

426 Generic Xanax is Alprazolam. Klonopin is a different anti anxiety drug.

Posted by: O-Dub76 at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (sFfiy)

427 411
Maybe they hate her and love watching her go make a retard of herself.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:04 PM (KbCG3)

I had considered this, however, I couldn't come up with a scenario where the Owebama regime would allow him to fail so miserably. HE CHOSE HER for Joey Shitpants. ALL of this is his fault.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Counterpoint:

Joey hates her and forced Kamala to be the nominee. He undercut the F out of Obama.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

428 Fun fact: you are the only president to be arrested and booked while in office, for speeding through downtown DC on a horse.
Posted by: BruceWayne

So Republicans have a HISTORY of criminal activity while serving as President!!!!

Posted by: Deranged Leftist at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

429 "Joe, Joe, listen to me, you neckless troglodyte. When I am president once again, mandatory morning calisthenics will become a thing. It's all in Project 2025. If you could read, you would know this. I'm going to personally teach the country my own patented Trump self-defense system Krav MAGA. It'll be a weekly subscription deducted directly from everyone's payroll. You're gonna love it."

Posted by: What Joe Hears In His Mind After The Peyote Kicks In at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (nVALX)

430 422 New drink called The Kamala.

Literally just a pitcher of semen.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (hmOfI)

I'm listening.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (KbCG3)

431 They HAVE to know when she's drinking, how much and where she's getting it from. They can't stop her?

you can get shitfaced drunk off wine in less than two minutes if you funnel it up your ass. plus no wine breath

Posted by: the more you know at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (NGHTx)

432 If you visit England it could cost you your life.

https://tinyurl.com/bpbv95hc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (a8Rob)

433 U.S. Grant?

#64.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (1++Yc)

434 428 Fun fact: you are the only president to be arrested and booked while in office, for speeding through downtown DC on a horse.
Posted by: BruceWayne

So Republicans have a HISTORY of criminal activity while serving as President!!!!
Posted by: Deranged Leftist at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

======

Except the parties switched in the 1960s, so Grant is actually a Democrat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

435 An "Iranian-American" too, as it turns out. Who'd a thunk it? And whose cutout in the Biden administration is she?
Posted by: No I don't think she acted without USGOV knowledge

After her trial and conviction, she needs to be executed. That is the only way to stop this shit if we are a serious country. Doubt it highly.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (oiNtH)

436 I had considered this, however, I couldn't come up with a scenario where the Owebama regime would allow him to fail so miserably. HE CHOSE HER for Joey Shitpants. ALL of this is his fault.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it was Charlemange the cultural Appropriator who forced Biden to pick a BLACK WOMAN or else.

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (9221z)

437 She has handlers around her 24-7. She is hardly ever by herself or alone at any point.

They HAVE to know when she's drinking, how much and where she's getting it from. They can't stop her?

Or are they 'afraid' of her because she's that much of a stark raving bitch?
Posted by: Sponge

Same as all other president's kids.
SS watches them commit crimes in regards to booze and drugs. Nobody gives a shit except when some nobodies kid gets busted. Hunter pissing hot on the Naval DrugTest should have doomed Biden. Not enhanced his resume.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (fzdyS)

438 She's going to win.

I could tell you how, but then they'd have to kill you too.

Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (9d6r+)

439
Counterpoint:

Joey hates her and forced Kamala to be the nominee. He undercut the F out of Obama.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

Does Joetard have that capacity?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

440 I had considered this, however, I couldn't come up with a scenario where the Owebama regime would allow him to fail so miserably. HE CHOSE HER for Joey Shitpants. ALL of this is his fault.

Wait, that's just nonsense. If it were true, it would mean that he isn't smart, isn't ingenious, isn't...the Lightbringer. It would mean he's just a mediocrity who got where he did by having a good skin color and baritone voice. That can't be.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)

441 Too easy. Shot in both knees, hands smashed by hammers, all their teeth knocked out with a rubber mallet, hot waffle irons to the feet, hair shorn with rusty clippers, entrails pulled out, and only then a 9mm Makarov round to the base of the skull.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024

***
Hey -- those rounds are hard to come by! Make it a standard 9mm Parabellum round!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

442 Joy doesn’t kick in until your blood alcohol level is 0.1+.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (88XpQ)

443 Too easy. Shot in both knees, hands smashed by hammers, all their teeth knocked out with a rubber mallet, hot waffle irons to the feet, hair shorn with rusty clippers, entrails pulled out, and only then a 9mm Makarov round to the base of the skull.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (1++Yc)

You left out the flaying and salting. Then the scaphism.

Posted by: And the acid baths at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wha8B)

444 The Pentagon staffer that leaked Israel's plans to strike Iran has been identified as Ariane Tabatabai. As a Fellow at the Harvard Kennedy school, she used her school email to communicate with the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, a terrorist group. She has a very very close relationship with Phil Gordon. Gordon is Kamala's NatSec Advisor.

http://tiny.cc/9mjrzz
http://tiny.cc/hmjrzz
http://tiny.cc/jmjrzz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76)

445 Rogen admires Trump for his comedy chops and ballsiness. He says it all the time.

Joe is your typical center/left Mass. comedian, but he listens and learns. Plus he was immeasurably pissed when he had Covid and CNN mocked him for taking "horse tranquilizer."
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2024 02:06 PM (wBaIH)

When their staff was all taking it, or bootleg Ivermectin like Cuomo.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (n7h9X)

446 381 She calls herself a joyful warrior. I understand the joy part because she must think her cackling represents joy, but there is nothing warrior-like about her.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 22, 2024 02:02 PM (efuu+)

Joyful? A sham she's somehow been disciplined enough to keep-up so far. If she loses she'll vent her visceral hatred of whites, Hispanics, Joos, and black men, loudly, as she blames them for her loss due to racism and misogyny.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (aBgBM)

447 436 I thought it was Charlemange the cultural Appropriator who forced Biden to pick a BLACK WOMAN or else.
Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (9221z)

=====

It's a promise Biden made himself.

It was stupid pandering by a stupid man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

448 🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump is expected to record an interview with Joe Rogan on Friday.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (RHGPo)

449 426 Generic Xanax is Alprazolam. Klonopin is a different anti anxiety drug.
Posted by: O-Dub76 at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (sFfiy)

I'd bet that both drugs have "do not use alcohol" on the warning labels and in the patient information attachment that we sign that we have read.

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (2NXcZ)

450 Kamala, *biden, o'barky mcfuckstick.... they're all very pliable for whoever is actually running things. A necessary requirement, IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)

451 439
Counterpoint:

Joey hates her and forced Kamala to be the nominee. He undercut the F out of Obama.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

Does Joetard have that capacity?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

"His" statement about dropping out did not include a successor.

He had to add it in a few minutes later.

Yeah, he pulled the deadman's switch.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (KbCG3)

452 They HAVE to know when she's drinking, how much and where she's getting it from. They can't stop her?

My guess vodka shooters. In purse and easy to gulp a few down without being seen and no telltale smell.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

453 Counterpoint:

Joey hates her and forced Kamala to be the nominee. He undercut the F out of Obama.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Counter counter-point: Biden was a loser, any replacement faced an uphill battle, Harris was a potential thorn in the party's side moving forward, so she's picked to get rid of her AND Biden, and allow a clean slate in 2028. They know they can rely on the Deep State and GOPe in Congress to slow/stop any major changes by Trump.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (JCZqz)

454 Joey hates her and forced Kamala to be the nominee. He undercut the F out of Obama.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)

Does Joetard have that capacity?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Jill does.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (n7h9X)

455 @ Bitcoin, I think you're right about the impostor syndrome. She's going to wake up hung over on November 6 and feel like the weight of the world has been lifted off her shoulders.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (HNXgi)

456
I thought it was Charlemange the cultural Appropriator who forced Biden to pick a BLACK WOMAN or else.
Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (9221z)

She ain't black......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

457
The president should say he'll release his medical records if malaka submits to a Breathelyzer test every 8 hours for a week.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (FBP+r)

458 ...Listen to the well-lubricated "ck" sounds in the back of her well-traveled throat

Well traveled throat.

Pure poetry, Ace.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (N39Ws)

459 Mistah we could use a man like Huboight Humphrey again...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (1FWWQ)

460 My guess vodka shooters. In purse and easy to gulp a few down without being seen and no telltale smell.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

Hennigans, the no smell, no tell, scotch. H-E-DOUBLE-N
-Kramer

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (CIS44)

461 you can get shitfaced drunk off wine in less than two minutes if you funnel it up your ass. plus no wine breath

I'll take "Things I've never once considered doing, for $500, Alex."

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (xCA6C)

462 Just in case you thought this admin wasn’t horrible, the Iranian spy was pointed out 2 years ago. Biden Harris did nothing.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (pRpzT)

463 426 Generic Xanax is Alprazolam. Klonopin is a different anti anxiety drug.
Posted by: O-Dub76 at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (sFfiy)

True, it's clonazepam. Both are in the benzodiazepine family though.

Posted by: Talkin bout drugs at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (wha8B)

464 Went to go vote today in Fort Bend county in Katy, TX at a large library (not just a small building). The line was out the door. I've NEVER seen it like that before.

I hope that's enthusiasm for Trump and not the abortion sh*t.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (k9OZB)

465
Jill does.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (n7h9X)

Hell hath no fury like an EdD denied her security detail.

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (9221z)

466
Jill does.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:10 PM (n7h9X)

I always forget about that trailer park trash whore.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

467
Highballs!

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (FBP+r)

468 Huh...

Musk just declared war against...

Great Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

469

Highballs or Mimosas, is my guess.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (FBP+r)

470 Everyone knows that “do not take with alcohol” means you should definitely take with alcohol.

Except for that sleeping my sister gave me. Slept walked off on an adventure with that shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (88XpQ)

471 If your husband was beating the crap out of you AND banging the nanny, you'd be day drinking too.

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (yQbLg)

472 you can get shitfaced drunk off wine in less than two minutes if you funnel it up your ass. plus no wine breath

I'll take "Things I've never once considered doing, for $500, Alex."
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (xCA6C)

This is more of a newer generation thing. They call it "Butt chuggin."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

473 I think Polymarkets is entering irrational exuberance territory. Trump 66/34. I hate getting hopes up like this.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (c13ms)

474 She already had my total support.

Posted by: Karen winebox at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (UO4Si)

475 you can get shitfaced drunk off wine in less than two minutes if you funnel it up your ass. plus no wine breath

I'll take "Things I've never once considered doing, for $500, Alex."
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2024 02:11 PM (xCA6C)

This is more of a newer generation thing. They call it "Butt chuggin."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

See: John Cena in Blockers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (CIS44)

476 Musk just declared war against...

Great Britain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

Good for him, they've gone crazy with censorship, and anti-citizen extremism.

Posted by: enough BS at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (2NXcZ)

477 Jennifer Griffin is reporting the Pentagon leak story is false.

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (9221z)

478 I'd like to gift Kamala with cases of petite sirah. It turns your mouth and teeth purple. It usually used for blending but some people bottle it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (oaoUQ)

479 It's a promise Biden made himself.

It was stupid pandering by a stupid man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO

Nope.

Kamala was already chosen.

Biden made the announcement publicly to soften the later blow since it narrowed the field of speculation and pundit to Rice, Harris and the governor of Georgia.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (hmOfI)

480 After her trial and conviction, she needs to be executed. That is the only way to stop this shit if we are a serious country. Doubt it highly.
Posted by: Cheri

Or turn her over to the Mossad. I think that they may be the originators of FAFO.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

481 Norma Jean was the "girl singer" on Porter's show. She wanted to leave to have a family and Dolly was hired to replace her. It took a few weeks for fans to warm up to her, but Dolly was soon a fan fave.

Posted by: Sponsored By Black /draught at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (nS6qG)

482
See: John Cena in Blockers.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (CIS44)

I stopped seeing John Cena when he apologized in Mandarin Chinese to China for saying Taiwan was it's own country.

He can burn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

483 If you "need" booze just to get through the day, you have an alcohol problem.

I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink every night until I pass out.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (Ea+Az)

484 New drink called The Kamala.

Literally just a pitcher of semen.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:07 PM (hmOfI)
===

Why did you drink the whole pitcher at once?

Once you start you can't stop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (17s+e)

485 479 Nope.

Kamala was already chosen.

Biden made the announcement publicly to soften the later blow since it narrowed the field of speculation and pundit to Rice, Harris and the governor of Georgia.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (hmOfI)

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Maybe. I dunno.

It was pretty obvious that Kamala was the establishment's preferred candidate come January 2019.

But...Biden won the nomination despite the establishment, not because of them. I don't see why he would necessarily have to bow to the establishment when he was the one who saved them from Bernie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

486 Jennifer Griffin is reporting the Pentagon leak story is false.
Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (9221z)

Yeah, she's trustworthy........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

487
Or turn her over to the Mossad. I think that they may be the originators of FAFO.
Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (oiNtH

That's my guess. They already knew she was an Iranian plant. Just fed her fake plans and waited for it to come out the other end.

Hope she's measured for the rope

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2024 02:17 PM (RUMEY)

488 Norma Jean was the "girl singer" on Porter's show. She wanted to leave to have a family and Dolly was hired to replace her. It took a few weeks for fans to warm up to her, but Dolly was soon a fan fave.
Posted by: Sponsored By Black /draught at October 22, 2024

***
I remember the Wagoner show running at 6 pm on Saturdays here when I was in grammar and jr. high school, but I don't really remember Dolly. And by jr. high years, I certainly would have if I'd ever seen her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 02:17 PM (J2vNu)

489 438 She's going to win.

I could tell you how, but then they'd have to kill you too.
Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich
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That's a big dilemma for them. In order for her to win they must cheat bigger than they did for Biden. They know it won't be hidden and every voter and many non voters will know that they cheated, that the election was corrupt.
That may create a bigger problem for them than losing gracefully and making their best play for the House and Senate.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (yZU0/)

490
Isn't the Pentagon Deep State BALLS DEEP in Jennifer Griffin?

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (FBP+r)

491 Yet I've seen many reports of Trump's seemingly rapid descent into dementia./s
Posted by: leb at October 22, 2024 01:49 PM

Me too.

Posted by: KT at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xekrU)

492 Kamala's a 60 year old upper middle class woman from California. Ergo, she's a pillhead.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (pXeye)

493
Maybe Kamala really didn't notice a decline in Biden's health, because she was to drunk to notice.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (+oR7L)

494 But...Biden won the nomination despite the establishment, not because of them. I don't see why he would necessarily have to bow to the establishment when he was the one who saved them from Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

I think he won because of them.

How did Trump get impeached in the summer of 2019 for "investigating his opponent"? They knew. Biden the puppet made a deal to be the puppet, maybe in case Kamala didn't work out.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (hmOfI)

495 Yeah, she's trustworthy........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Her criteria is that the leaker is still at work with her security clearance. And if she were told to leak, why wouldn't she be?

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (9221z)

496
Kamala was already chosen.

Biden made the announcement publicly to soften the later blow since it narrowed the field of speculation and pundit to Rice, Harris and the governor of Georgia.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:15 PM (hmOfI)

The moment Joetard went on TV with Stacy Abrams and she thought she was about to be tapped as VP........

That should go down as one of the greatest moments in TV history.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

497

Fake "reporter" Jennifer Griffin has gargled more Pentagon Penis than Pete Buttgieg.

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (FBP+r)

498 The Georgia early vote continues to crater for Democrats. Black vote share is under 23%, which was considered the fever dream low number for Black EV.

There is no other explanation, Blacks are sitting home.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (2Tqoh)

499 494 I think he won because of them.

How did Trump get impeached in the summer of 2019 for "investigating his opponent"? They knew. Biden the puppet made a deal to be the puppet, maybe in case Kamala didn't work out.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (hmOfI)

========

I think that's reading too much into a party that was using any predicate whatsoever to go after him. Biden could have been an opponent. Trump asked Ukraine to look into it.

That's enough, not that Biden would be the opponent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

500 She's no Karen Carpenter. But she's also no Melanie.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2024 01:56 PM

I've got a pair of brand new roller skates, you've ...

AUGH! You blew it up! Damn you all to Hell!

Posted by: Chuck C at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (yOPBE)

501
I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink every night until I pass out.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (Ea+Az)

Alcoholics go to meetings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

502 498 The Georgia early vote continues to crater for Democrats. Black vote share is under 23%, which was considered the fever dream low number for Black EV.

There is no other explanation, Blacks are sitting home.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (2Tqoh)

=======

Mostly black men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

503 t was pretty obvious that Kamala was the establishment's preferred candidate come January 2019.

But...Biden won the nomination despite the establishment, not because of them. I don't see why he would necessarily have to bow to the establishment when he was the one who saved them from Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

Biden was the establishment man. There were too many leaks about Willie Brown for all the powers to be greasing Kamala, and then Tulsi just fragged her. There was an interesting pattern of damage on other candidates I was following until everyone started dropping out for Biden.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (n7h9X)

504 Pretty sure Miz Arianne would just "love' to live in Afghanistan.

after 20 years there then she just might appreciate living in a Western country. Assuming she lives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (1++Yc)

505 The moment Joetard went on TV with Stacy Abrams and she thought she was about to be tapped as VP........

That should go down as one of the greatest moments in TV history.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm not even sure the Taft doorways would fit Tank Abrams.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44)

506
The Undertaker & Paul Bearer > John Cena

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (+oR7L)

507 486 Jennifer Griffin is reporting the Pentagon leak story is false.
Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:14 PM (9221z)

Yeah, she's trustworthy........
Posted by: Sponge
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When she was foreign correspondent based in Israel I had respect for her.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (yZU0/)

508 South Park did an episode on this, it's the Mel Gibson defense!

Posted by: Crazy at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (/IN+D)

509 503 Biden was the establishment man. There were too many leaks about Willie Brown for all the powers to be greasing Kamala, and then Tulsi just fragged her. There was an interesting pattern of damage on other candidates I was following until everyone started dropping out for Biden.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (n7h9X)

=======

The mass drop out happened right before Super Tuesday.

Before that was a solid year of the establishment pushing pretty much anyone but Bernie or Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

510 Her criteria is that the leaker is still at work with her security clearance. And if she were told to leak, why wouldn't she be?
Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:18 PM (9221z)

Reports also state the leaker was pointed out as an Iranian asset two years ago......and Biden / Harris knew.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 22, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

511 498 The Georgia early vote continues to crater for Democrats. Black vote share is under 23%, which was considered the fever dream low number for Black EV.

There is no other explanation, Blacks are sitting home.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (2Tqoh)
______
Which just means those votes go to Kamala.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 22, 2024 02:21 PM (1bNHn)

512 I think that's reading too much into a party that was using any predicate whatsoever to go after him. Biden could have been an opponent. Trump asked Ukraine to look into it.

That's enough, not that Biden would be the opponent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

Vindmann was trying to get to the phone records of the call with Zelinsky, but Trump had them copied first and released them. That was supposed to be the smoking gun.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2024 02:22 PM (n7h9X)

513
Noodiepoops

Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:22 PM (FBP+r)

514 497

Fake "reporter" Jennifer Griffin has gargled more Pentagon Penis than Pete Buttgieg.
Posted by: Soothie at October 22, 2024 02:19 PM (FBP+r)

I thought they "affirmed" all the penises there a long time ago.

Posted by: Iblis at October 22, 2024 02:22 PM (9221z)

515 Your gf didn't know where you lived? What were you married with a sidepiece?

Posted by: docweasel at October 22, 2024 02:23 PM (AElMp)

516 About the Iranian document leak - from the Morning Report today, she's the spy in question:

436 I think these two links on the Iranian info leak are good: It appears that they suspended a guy for promoting a suspected spy into sensitive positions last year, but they DIDN'T SUSPEND THE SPY HERSELF.

Tablet, last year, very detailed:

https://tinyurl.com/bdbn7bvu

Oct. 20: "If this proves true, repercussions should go all the way up to the White House, as many Iranian-Americans including myself, have been warning about Ariane Tabatabai’s ties to the Iranian regime from day one of her appointment by Harris-Biden!
@PentagonPresSec"

https://tinyurl.com/3mzd8fhw

Posted by: KT at October 22, 2024 02:23 PM (xekrU)

517 She speaks as if she is a preacher, America's spiritual advisor. Such a waste of breath.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 22, 2024 02:23 PM (lyikP)

518 I'm sure this woman has a history of self-anesthetizing to deal with the unpleasant aspects of her career ambitions (like trading her body to sixty year old men for political favors and sinecures).

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 22, 2024 02:23 PM (ssz2a)

519 We get so little to truly celebrate in this world. But this promise slipping through the cracks at the hand of the Bad Orange Man is just too much to contemplate right now. I hope it happens. I really do.
=
Stay frosty, but.... The GUY upstairs didn't help him dodge that bullet for nothing. There gonna be more to this story, one way or another. PARTY ON WAYNE!!

Posted by: I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid at October 22, 2024 02:23 PM (UO4Si)

520 There is a non-zero chance that the October surprise will be Biden calling a press conference to say "The bitch is an alcoholic!"

Also, notice the discipline Trump has in not pointing this out. It could backfire on him if he did. But surrogates can get the message out.

Posted by: Thatch at October 22, 2024 02:29 PM (R2qGx)

521 It's addictive and can cause psychotic breaks. Beer tastes good, and according to a German friend, is "liquid bread." Stick with beer
Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2024 01:41 PM (wLjpr)

A friend of mine says there is a pork chop in every can.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 22, 2024 02:34 PM (iNp3L)

522 Freddy Gray clip, starting at0:29:

"I call myself a joyful warrior!"

Drunk.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2024 02:35 PM (VnUSN)

523 >>>the well-lubricated "ck" sounds in the back of her ... throat

yikes

Posted by: m at October 22, 2024 02:36 PM (VnUSN)

524 Possibility #2 - She ain't drunk. She's just an imbecile.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2024 02:36 PM (MZ+PY)

525 When you get her drunk you are amazed at what you can get her to beg for.

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 22, 2024 02:45 PM (Tty2O)

526 She's the art teacher from "Billy Madison"

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at October 22, 2024 02:45 PM (N/oGZ)

527 Til samen y himlen....

Days of Wine and Roses

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2024 02:46 PM (M6moH)

528 Harris came to visit my garage the other day in Michigan.

When I went back into the supply room 2 gallons of Antifreeze were missing.

Wonder what happened to them because they were there before she showed up ????

Posted by: buster Hymandd at October 22, 2024 02:57 PM (1t11C)

529 Same thing Pelosi, same thing (rumor had it, anyway) Weepin' Johnny Boehner, who was supposedly snockered by lunchtime most days.

This is NOT a "both sides"-ism, but rather a pointer about what goes wrong when you have someone like that in a critical position.

Posted by: Rowsdower and Batman have had it up to HERE with these damn juggalos and still think Ray Epps is a f at October 22, 2024 03:32 PM (tzYsy)

530 Anyone with experience knows she's an alcoholic. I've seen enough of it in my own family. It's not just the slurrying, it's the hand gestures, the facial expressions and especially, for me, the endless boring story telling. "lemme...lemme....tell you about the stars up there...each of those shtarsss is a point that means....sumting....when you hoook em all up tagether..."

Her staff and I'm sure most of DC know she's a drunk, the media must know it too, and they hide it of course, just like they hid Biden's dementia. She may also use other things like pot, she says she has, and that may be a clue to her insane laughing. Def substance abuser.

Posted by: Mehitable at October 22, 2024 03:54 PM (pQ44R)

531 I totally agree, btw, that she uses substances to get past her social anxiety. She's not a pol, she has no ability at this whatsoever, but she's been very entitled throughout life and that keeps her going. She comes from wealthy, upper class leftist parents, both associated with the govt in their respective countries, she went to elite schools, even when she decided to fake how "black" she is by going to Howard, etc, I think she slept her way into grades, and we know she slept her way into jobs in CA right to the top. High paying, no shows jobs she never earned and couldn't do. She's not fit to be POTUS, she doesn't have the raw ability, and she knows she's an imposter. If she gets in, Walz wil be POTUS within 6 mos to a year and he has REALLY serious problems they won't discuss.

Posted by: Mehitable at October 22, 2024 03:58 PM (pQ44R)

532 We cant have a a President who isn't Drunk all the Time we need someone who will be Sober 24/7

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 22, 2024 04:19 PM (wGqjj)

533 Don't forget about her coke habbit.

Posted by: yes at October 22, 2024 04:53 PM (hIouy)

534 "I don't know about xanax,"

I do. And I'm very careful with it. An eighth of .05 MG will knock me out.

Do not drink alcohol with it. It'll give you a dirt nap.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 22, 2024 05:29 PM (Qt4kF)

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