First-World Problems...

Nope...I'm turning the world upside down. That is a glorious and unexpected delight! Usually I walk into hotel rooms and the thermostat is set at some ungodly temperature that starts with a 7. Awful. Miserable. This shall not stand!

As all right-thinking Americans know, the best temperature for sleeping is cold. Very cold. Hang meat for aging cold.

But for some reason, hotels seem to think that their guests are best served by walking into their rooms and confusing them with the sauna. But not this hotel! I walked into my room and it was a crisp 63 degrees, and who am I to change that!

I might have been a bit chilly!

[Don't worry; the regularly scheduled First-World Problem will return next week.]

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 63?

That's tshirt and shorts weather in Seattle!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:00 PM (cWSr4)

2 Being 1st

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:00 PM (fwDg9)

3 So nurse has to get um

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

4

Pooped 'em!

Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at October 20, 2024 02:03 PM (WHSyh)

5 Pre-race is on for US Grand Prix

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)

6 Imagine the germs, microbes, fungi, on the buttons of the public thermostat. Andrew Gillum and crew might have just left there. Don't touch the bedspread, either.

Posted by: Cautious Cal at October 20, 2024 02:04 PM (nS6qG)

7 68' is fine. 63' is a tad chilly. No, not the meat and carrot kind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 20, 2024 02:04 PM (IG4Id)

8
That's my thermostat setting for Heat.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 02:05 PM (mC9BW)

9 I keep my office like a meat locker. I like it *cold.* But my wife demands that it be 80F at night. Hellish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 20, 2024 02:05 PM (7oYYI)

10 Called the others.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:05 PM (l/Urf)

11 I see a definite problem here. There should be a fire in the middle of the floor and a hole in the roof.

Posted by: Tom Perry at October 20, 2024 02:05 PM (MX0bI)

12 The wife and I fight over the thermostat year round. She's always cold and I'm always hot.

38 year war with no end in sight.

Posted by: Archer at October 20, 2024 02:06 PM (IDphi)

13 I ran the temp down during the day so I could turn the unit off during the night. Room was amazingly quiet. Didn't need the white noise to cover anything up.

Heck, I was next to the elevator and ice machine and didn't hear anything.

Of course, I think it mattered the Horde pretty much had the whole floor and everyone understood stamping up and down the hall wasn't polite.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

14
People wore hats to bed in the olden days. You know, like Scrooge's nightcap in Christmas Carol.

Because their bedrooms were, like, 50 degrees.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 02:07 PM (mC9BW)

15 Hotel thermostat problems? Sell your house.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:07 PM (JktXu)

16 A flying meme for nurse

https://tinyurl.com/2456taf7

Hopefully she sees it before takeoff!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 20, 2024 02:09 PM (VNX3d)

17 68-74 anywhere in-between during the day... summer, winter, fall, spring it doesn't matter.

At night... 64 even if I have to run the A/C in December.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2024 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)

18 Getting the car packed for my trip to the TXMoMe this week!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (JktXu)

19 Almost every hotel room I've arrived at was freezing cold, especially when traveling during summer.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (LPS7w)

20 The staff was hoping that it would keep the smell down from the body under the bed.

Posted by: pawn at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (QB+5g)

21 The cold help kill off the bugs in the hotel rooms and keeps the bacteria at bay.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (t8vHj)

22 Sell your house.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:07 PM (JktXu)

Wow...that is scorched earth!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (ihpbe)

23 68' is fine. 63' is a tad chilly. No, not the meat and carrot kind.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

When I was a wee lad my grandma to me to a Wendy's. I ordered a burger and a chilly.
Very disappointed when I got a cup of meat soup stuff with shaved carrots on top.

Frosty / Chilly. You'd think they'd use less analogous name.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2024 02:10 PM (/lPRQ)

24 You shoulds only heet yoor house to 55 degrees in the Wintor Monthsto helps fight Globil Warming.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 20, 2024 02:11 PM (BSF0H)

25 This topic was the worst office discussion ever.
Co workers liked it about 75, which made me positively lethargic.
So glad to not work in an office anymore.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:11 PM (MeG8a)

26 63?

That's tshirt and shorts weather in Seattle!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:00 PM (cWSr4)

Shorts optional in Tacoma.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:11 PM (W/lyH)

27 A flying meme for nurse

https://tinyurl.com/2456taf7

Hopefully she sees it before takeoff!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 20, 2024 02:09 PM (VNX3d)

That is excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:12 PM (W/lyH)

28 Why does the he same 72F feel warm in summer and cold in winter?

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:13 PM (JktXu)

29 16 A flying meme for nurse

https://tinyurl.com/2456taf7

Hopefully she sees it before takeoff!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at

That river otter is going to kill everyone!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:13 PM (vaNmJ)

30 Sleep cold? Breathing is shallow and more oxygen per cc so the brain is oxygenated even though the breathing is shallow.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 02:13 PM (3+8sI)

31 Weasel!

Long time no see, friend. I'll see you inTX next week!

Squeeeeee!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:14 PM (vaNmJ)

32 29 16 A flying meme for nurse

https://tinyurl.com/2456taf7

Hopefully she sees it before takeoff!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at

That river otter is going to kill everyone!
Posted by: nurse ratched

I guess I otter learn the difference.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 20, 2024 02:15 PM (VNX3d)

33
Her Majesty during the summer: "The AC needs to be turned down for the dogs!"

Her Majesty during winter: "The furnace needs to be turned up! I grew up in the tropics!"

Me (unspoken): "Why not just set fire to a big pile of money?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:15 PM (EsZUh)

34 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:14 PM (vaNmJ)
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See you soon!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:15 PM (JktXu)

35
McDonald's

The president wishes malaka "happy birthday."

https://is.gd/JV9ZcO

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 02:16 PM (mC9BW)

36 I am proud to announce I am endorsing Donald Trump for President, so vote for me now !!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 20, 2024 02:16 PM (BSF0H)

37
I have ruled and decreed: Next year I will attend the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:17 PM (EsZUh)

38 25 This topic was the worst office discussion ever.
Co workers liked it about 75, which made me positively lethargic.
So glad to not work in an office anymore.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:11 PM (MeG8a)

That is tropical! And you're right, it makes one lethargic to be in a too warm office. The offices I worked in had a central temp - it was set at 68 in the winter and 72 in the summer, which wasn't horrible, but I had a fan in the summer to circulate air that was rather stale. Everyone found a reason to head to the IT office, which had separate AC for the computers - a gorgeous 65!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wLjpr)

39 I was doing frequent corporate travel, staying at Hilton properties, and a member of their club, and I noticed when I'd arrive the thermostat seem preset to my preferred cool temps.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (QGaXH)

40 Super cold for sleeping is best, but if its not warm when it's time to get up...i don't wanna.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (JCZqz)

41 Hadrian, I'm going to hold you to that.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (t8vHj)

42

Wow, thousands of people outside of McDonalds..

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (mC9BW)

43 63 to me means the furnace isn't working. Brrrrr.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (79pEw)

44 Weasel has posed one of the eternal questions. No married man may answer it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (wBaIH)

45 We had major house renovations....mostly done.

I've been cleaning the garage like a crazy person since sawdust was everywhere. Everything has been wiped down, swiftered, dusted, power washed or cleaned....walls, ceiling, equipment, recycling bins, cupboards. I'm finishing scrubbing the garage door now.

This is a once in an incredibly rare while thing.

OCD people would be impressed. Others would just be sad for me.

Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 02:19 PM (jvJvP)

46 I am proud to announce I am endorsing Donald Trump for President, so vote for me now !!!!!

Hear me now and believe me later!

Posted by: Also Kamala at October 20, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C)

47
Hadrian, I'm going to hold you to that.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:18 PM (t8vHj)

________

It's for my benefit. In the flesh, I'm a fine, but otherwise unprepossessing fellow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:20 PM (EsZUh)

48 OCD people would be impressed. Others would just be sad for me.
Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 02:19 PM (jvJvP)
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Still others would invite you to their home to do the same. And maybe throw in some home-cooked meals.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:20 PM (79pEw)

49 15 Hotel thermostat problems? Sell your house.
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:07 PM (JktXu)

Lol!

And greetings to you, your lovely wife and the Weaselpups!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 20, 2024 02:21 PM (wLjpr)

50 In the flesh, I'm a fine, but otherwise unprepossessing fellow.

What's an unpre?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2024 02:21 PM (xCA6C)

51 38 25 This topic was the worst office discussion ever.
Co workers liked it about 75, which made me positively lethargic.
So glad to not work in an office anymore.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:11 PM (MeG8a

I was in a cubicle and my 50 something female coworker had a little heater by her desk. It was hell.

Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 02:21 PM (jvJvP)

52 I have ruled and decreed: Next year I will attend the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:17 PM (EsZUh)
====

Presuming of course you are not being re-educated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2024 02:22 PM (RIvkX)

53 Still others would invite you to their home to do the same. And maybe throw in some home-cooked meals.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:20 PM (79pEw)

I'm sure I would be treated royally!

I have had offers.

Back to it. I'd like to finish today....

Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 02:22 PM (jvJvP)

54
When the Climate Change fanatics get the Earth's temperature exactly right, women will continue to fiddle with the thermostat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:23 PM (EsZUh)

55 Posted by: Moki at October 20, 2024 02:21 PM (wLjpr
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Hi Moki! Will do!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:23 PM (JktXu)

56 I was in a cubicle and my 50 something female coworker had a little heater by her desk. It was hell.
Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 02:21 PM (jvJvP)
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As former IT, I'd have had words with your coworker about that heater, because those heaters are notorious for overloading the circuit to the point computers suddenly shut off due to a breaker going.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)

57 bluebell, your name was mentioned quite often over the course of the weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:25 PM (t8vHj)

58 My hotel rooms stay at 74. My house stays at 78.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2024 02:25 PM (cV2we)

59 It's like you read my mind. This week's FWP is the thermostat is convinced it should be 70 degrees in my house. NO! I, too, prefer 65 or so.

I will have to find the paperwork for setting up the thermostat's app. I will NOT be sharing info with the utility companies.

Finding the paperwork is difficult because it's packed in boxes under other boxes.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 20, 2024 02:25 PM (xCsYi)

60 74 is perfect all year round. Of course I can't afford it any longer. My utilities bill went up $68 this month just from general price increases.

Posted by: Ciampino - No blubber means no heat shield at October 20, 2024 02:26 PM (qfLjt)

61 Since I get comfy around when plastic starts to soften, I won't have a whole lot to contribute.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2024 02:26 PM (qN45s)

62 As a Floridian, numbers that start with 7 are quite chilly enough, thank you. 63? Hold on, I've got a sweater....

Posted by: Locarno at October 20, 2024 02:26 PM (cyOJi)

63 bluebell, your name was mentioned quite often over the course of the weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:25 PM (t8vHj)
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You mean this coming weekend, right? Fri/Sat in Corsicana?

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:27 PM (JktXu)

64 @ Ciampino, I've got neighbors complaining about their utility bill going up, evil power company gouging, etc. I guess they've not noticed price increases are everywhere, including utilities.

Amazes me sometimes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

65 We keep our house very cool. Usually around 62 degrees. We have the window open at night,even in the winter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at October 20, 2024 02:28 PM (Ad8y9)

66 Howdy Hordelings! Taking a few mins rest as I haul my RV through Louisiana.
If you were at the MoMe, I already miss you. If you weren't there, please get yourself there next year!

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 02:28 PM (1y6wd)

67 @Doof, great to see you again. And also let you shoot the weapon you want but can't get.

Bwahahahaha!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)

68 bluebell, your name was mentioned quite often over the course of the weekend.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:25 PM (t8vHj)
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Uh oh. Was Weasel spinning yarns again?

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:29 PM (79pEw)

69
Okay, honest evaluation of the president "working" at McDonald's just now:

A bit awkward, mostly because of the logistics of the store and Secret Service, but still charming. Perhaps "endearing" is a better word. The president looked great in his uniform/apron and everyone loved him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 02:29 PM (mC9BW)

70 I worked in the hibay where they had the LEM simulator that the Apollo astronauts used to train to land on the moon. In the many, many years since then, the company running the physical plant could not get the room to go above 62 degrees. We used to wear jackets in the middle of Florida summer. Our glasses would fog up when we went to the bathroom.

Once a year a crew would come through to do an evaluation and promise that it was going to get fixed but every year they never found enough money to fund it.

Posted by: pawn at October 20, 2024 02:30 PM (QB+5g)

71 Doof, safe travels and thanks for the memories. I don't think it's possible to laugh any harder. Also, for your generosity.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:30 PM (t8vHj)

72 I have the opposite problem. Hotel rooms are always set to right about 62° in my experience, and that’s freezing for me.

I especially can’t stand getting out of the shower and into sub-70° temperatures. There’s a reason I never moved back to Michigan.

I usually raise hotel temps up to about 75°, then drop it down to 72° an hour or so before going to sleep so that the AC doesn’t have to turn on while I’m trying to sleep.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 20, 2024 02:30 PM (EXyHK)

73
I've got neighbors complaining about their utility bill going up, evil power company gouging, etc. I guess they've not noticed price increases are everywhere, including utilities.

Do they want coal and gas powered plants to be shut down? How about nukes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2024 02:30 PM (63Dwl)

74 Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 02:28 PM (1y6wd)
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Doof! Great time as always Bro. Thanks for the laughs all week!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:31 PM (JktXu)

75 bluebell, actually people were hoping you would show up and get this thing organized.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:32 PM (t8vHj)

76 Is it true that every female employee is gifted a quartz heater to run under her desk 24/7/365? Mark Steyn went to interview Her Majesty at Windsor Castle. She had one running under her desk. Steyn did say the rest of the castle was damp/cold.

Posted by: Bringin' The Heat at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (nS6qG)

77 Holy crap.

So I'm sitting in an airport bar and the millennial "men" sitting at the bar are ordering foofy girly fruity drinks.

In Texas! They should be shot.

I'm flabbergasted.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (7mSw0)

78 Must be a Texas hotel.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (Aoykm)

79 My hotel experiences are generally with the AC kicking in with a thrumming type of noise just as I begin to nod off...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (MeG8a)

80 You mean this coming weekend, right? Fri/Sat in Corsicana?

Dang, Weasel! Now I've got to update my reservations. See you then.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (TSQkU)

81 Hotel should still be burned down just in case.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (D5lHu)

82 My utilities bill included "a free offer of a Google Thermostat normally going for over $120", you know, one of those that the Power Company could control remotely. I bet a Harris junta would make those mandatory. The gas meter has already been swapped out for one that can be regulated remotely, supposedly so that it can be read from the street! That was many years ago.

Posted by: Ciampino - next will be the electricity meter at October 20, 2024 02:34 PM (qfLjt)

83 Doof!

Looking forward to seeing you this weekend!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:34 PM (7mSw0)

84 bluebell, actually people were hoping you would show up and get this thing organized.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2024 02:32 PM (t8vHj)
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Ha! That's Weasel's department. My job is always to sit around while pretending to look busy.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:34 PM (79pEw)

85 Uh oh. Was Weasel spinning yarns again?
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:29 PM (79pEw)
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Never!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:35 PM (JktXu)

86 Hotel maids work hard, vacuuming, changing beds, scrubbing the bathroom. They tend to turn the temp down and leave it that way.

Posted by: I Would Too at October 20, 2024 02:35 PM (nS6qG)

87 CBD-
I'm leaving for the rest of the afternoon, so I wanted to direct your attention to this, which I recall was a problem for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjmo2NaTOoQ

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2024 02:35 PM (xCA6C)

88 Note to TxMoMe-ers. My trip to Corsicana took 5.6 hours. My trip home today took 5.6 hours. I can't figure it out!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (TSQkU)

89 Do they want coal and gas powered plants to be shut down? How about nukes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2024 02:30 PM (63Dwl)
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I honestly don't know, I hear that, shake my head and go on my merry way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)

90 79 My hotel experiences are generally with the AC kicking in with a thrumming type of noise just as I begin to nod off...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (MeG8a)
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Yes.

Posted by: Ciampino - next will be the electricity meters at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (qfLjt)

91 63? Pfft. Dropped to 59 in the house last week.

Hardship? You want hardship? For 22 days I had to use a manual toothbrush!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

92 My job is always to sit around while pretending to look busy.

Were those your brownies that appeared just as I was leaving? I stole one for breakfast this morning and it was great with coffee and coffee ice cream.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (EXyHK)

93 Heat is set at 62 for sleeping. I too love it when it’s cold in the house at night.

In summer, keep windows open and only turn on A/C if it gets above 75ish in the house. I live in a fairly dry climate and have lots of trees for shade. A/C is used only if it gets well I to the 80s outside. Otherwise inside feels comfortable au naturele.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (D5lHu)

94 Making chili with peppers from garden, thought lack of sun these last 2 months would have cooled the heat. But nooooo

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)

95 High Temps in hotel rooms bring out all the great scents in the carpet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (dR6yv)

96 79 My hotel experiences are generally with the AC kicking in with a thrumming type of noise just as I begin to nod off...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Count your blessings! My problem in naked, drunk, drugged twinks banging on my hotel room door. Both to get in and get out.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (nS6qG)

97 It was you playing the flute, won’t it?

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2024 02:39 PM (LHPAg)

98 SPB, I wasn't at the TxMoMe! Perhaps Lin-duh made the brownies?

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:40 PM (79pEw)

99 We don't have any AC at the wind swept abode.
Usually it's not a problem but we did have recently 10 consecutive days of 90+ degree weather.
The females in the house weren't happy about it.
We watched a lot of movies in the theaters...
And then, Karl the Fog returned!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 20, 2024 02:41 PM (MeG8a)

100 So, about those WiFi enabled thermostats...

.... I'll pass.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

101 Ha! That's Weasel's department. My job is always to sit around while pretending to look busy.
Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:34 PM (79pEw)
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Bluebell does all the work! I'm more of a taking-credit kind of guy.

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:41 PM (JktXu)

102 98 SPB, I wasn't at the TxMoMe! Perhaps Lin-duh made the brownies?
Posted by: bluebell

Helena Handbasket made the brownies. With eggs laid by her very own hens! We may have had one from Bluebell!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (7mSw0)

103 the best temperature for sleeping is cold.

Wait for it. Those seniors don't all move to Florida to pet gators.

Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

104 94 Making chili with peppers from garden, thought lack of sun these last 2 months would have cooled the heat. But nooooo

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:38 PM (fwDg9)
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You forgot the carrots!

Posted by: Ciampino - next will be beans at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (qfLjt)

105 SPB, I wasn't at the TxMoMe! Perhaps Lin-duh made the brownies?
Posted by: bluebell

Think it was Helena.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (qN45s)

106 Our fwp involved the washer.
Bearing started going so MrTea took the machine apart, can't be fixed, so he ordered a new motor from the appliance part store online. Ok, all good.
3 days later the box comes, damaged. Open the box, one of the studs was broken off. Can't be repaired.
Call the company. Oh, so sorry, we'll ship another. 3 days later another box comes, damaged. Same scenario. The problem wasn't the delivery, the problem was the shipping. The motor had pretty much just been dropped into a box without preparing it to be, you know, shipped. Repeat phone call to company, they send a third motor. Yep, same thing all over again. to be cont

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (1TzeS)

107 Helena Handbasket made the brownies. With eggs laid by her very own hens! We may have had one from Bluebell!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (7mSw0)
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I would like to think that this is so.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:42 PM (79pEw)

108 SPB, I wasn't at the TxMoMe! Perhaps Lin-duh made the brownies?

I get all the nics confused. Must be my 29-year old youthful inexperience.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (EXyHK)

109 Wow, US B-52s entered Russian Airspace near Kaliningrad, as a 'show of force'.

What the fuck are we doing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

110 Helena Handbasket made the brownies. With eggs laid by her very own hens! We may have had one from Bluebell!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Thank you for my pre-comment confirmation.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2024 02:44 PM (qN45s)

111 Clear blue sky in Austin Texas now

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

112 Helena Handbasket made the brownies.

That’s it! Thank you. And thank you HH for the chocolate boost this morning.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 20, 2024 02:44 PM (EXyHK)

113 97 Nancy Pelosi drinking 7 drinks on 4 hours on the plane, apparently well lubricated already when she arrived
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Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at October 20, 2024 02:39 PM (NI7W

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Awww...must suck not having the Air Force VIP flights at your beck and call.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:45 PM (W/lyH)

114 If so Romeo it's The Deep State wanting a war before Trump takes over and won't let them.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)

115 I get all the nics confused. Must be my 29-year old youthful inexperience.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (EXyHK)
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You were confusing me with one of Helena's chickens. It's easy to do.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:46 PM (79pEw)

116 Wow, US B-52s entered Russian Airspace near Kaliningrad, as a 'show of force'.

What the fuck are we doing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

Got a source for this?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:46 PM (W/lyH)

117 My job is always to sit around while pretending to look busy.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:34 PM (79pEw)

I took over for you and did a fine job.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 02:47 PM (ihpbe)

118 Call the company, just give us the $120 bucks back and call it a day. No, they want to give it one more try. Same result. By this time we've been 2 weeks without a washer and we are running out of underwear. MrTea gets a tube of JBWeld and glues the broken stud onto the motor. While installing the motor, he realizes there is oil on the floor, checks further, transmission is going. The next day we went to a local used appliance store and bought a used washer. End of washer story. Oh, the company sent one more motor and when it came I refused it. The box was damaged just like the previous three. So, we have 3 motors with broken studs that we have to hold until the company decides what they want to do about it.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 20, 2024 02:47 PM (1TzeS)

119 We keep our house very cool. Usually around 62 degrees. We have the window open at night,even in the winter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Same here, for temperature. My electric bill in the summer is brutal. My gas bill in the winter is tiny. No open windows in the wintertime in MN, though.

My house stays at 78.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I'd have to wear a speedo around the house. After purchasing a speedo. Normal swim trunks would be too warm.

Posted by: mikeski at October 20, 2024 02:48 PM (DgGvY)

120 I wonder how many times we will hear "They fu*k you at the drive-thru!" From the dems this week?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:49 PM (W/lyH)

121 What the fuck are we doing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

Putting tampons in boy's bathrooms, legalizing discrimination against whites, leaking intelligence to undermine or ally Israel, raiding the homes of innocent patriots. The list goes on. Sending B52s into Russian airspace is just part and parcel of our dissolution.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 20, 2024 02:50 PM (ZlOcj)

122 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)

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Blake, where did you disappear to? I didn't get to say goodbye!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:50 PM (pM7YE)

123 I took over for you and did a fine job.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 02:47 PM (ihpbe)
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Thank you. I have asked ace to double your salary.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2024 02:50 PM (79pEw)

124 Wow, US B-52s entered Russian Airspace near Kaliningrad, as a 'show of force'.

What the fuck are we doing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 20, 2024 02:43 PM (QAkQ3)

It's ClownWorld. With raging psychopaths.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 20, 2024 02:52 PM (dR6yv)

125
We have achieved a weird state where Illinois and Indiana are nationally ranked but Michigan isn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2024 02:52 PM (EsZUh)

126 Just stepped into my camper for a minute. Not sure what happened but there's a shiny gold shirt sitting on a case of Shiner Bock.

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 02:53 PM (1y6wd)

127 B-52s near Kaliningrad story:

https://tinyurl.com/32xjfwx

Translation: they flew over NATO territory. How provocative.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

128 The lab I did my first post-doc was in Cambridge, MA. The owner/boss wouldn't turn on the AC so the place got sweltering got, to the point that ether was not useful for column chromatography as it produced bubbles in the silica gel. Eventually the lady that did the books, who the boss held in high esteem, threatened him with going home if the A/C was not immediately turned on. Before that happened we would all knock off early and go down to the pub in Kendall Square for a cold beer and A/C.
Now in winter similar problems, the place was so cold that we kept our coats under our labcoats. We rebelled when benzene, acetic acid and t-butanol all froze in their bottles and we couldn't readily pour.
Well he tried to save money.

Posted by: Ciampino - salaries is another story at October 20, 2024 02:54 PM (qfLjt)

129 Just stepped into my camper for a minute. Not sure what happened but there's a shiny gold shirt sitting on a case of Shiner Bock.
Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 02:53 PM (1y6wd)

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I don't have my glasses on and I thought that said shitty gold shirt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:54 PM (pM7YE)

130 My office was whatever it was outside. 3 big garage doors right in front of it opening all the time.
I've had snow on my desk and seen my little thermometer pegged at 120°.
House stays at 68° in winter and whatever the swamp cooler can get it down to in summer.

Posted by: Reforger at October 20, 2024 02:54 PM (xcIvR)

131 Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 02:53 PM (1y6wd)
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That can only mean one thing!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (JktXu)

132 Blake, where did you disappear to? I didn't get to say goodbye!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:50 PM (pM7YE)
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I came down with a cold, bowed out and headed home. For various reasons, my coming down with a cold is never a good thing.

Thanks, though. I was looking forward to the Bacon Wench experience again. Next year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

133 63? Are you people insane! That's way too hot! We are talking Celsius here, aren't we?

Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee, keeping the Metric System dream alive at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

134 B-52s near Kaliningrad story:

https://tinyurl.com/32xjfwx

Translation: they flew over NATO territory. How provocative.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

Last May?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (W/lyH)

135 DISCO DOOF WAS IN THE HOUSE?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (7mSw0)

136 > Wow, US B-52s entered Russian Airspace near Kaliningrad, as a 'show of force'.

What the fuck are we doing?
Posted by: Romeo13
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Wasn't long ago Russian and Chinese! aircraft entered the Alaska AIDZ and we scrambled fighters to "meet" them.

Tit for tat. IMO.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (Q4IgG)

137 You'll get a cool hotel room in a hotel with grossly overweight Hispanic housekeepers.

Posted by: Roy at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (z+ik4)

138 I came down with a cold, bowed out and headed home. For various reasons, my coming down with a cold is never a good thing.

Thanks, though. I was looking forward to the Bacon Wench experience again. Next year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

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Yikes, well feel better soon! You were missed. I might be bringing my son next year. Please don't teach him new ways to harass me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (pM7YE)

139 Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (W/lyH)

There is another term for B-52s entering Russian airspace.

War.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 02:58 PM (ihpbe)

140 Afternoon.

63 degrees?

CBD confirmed to be a penguin.

Posted by: Robert at October 20, 2024 02:58 PM (BQlLi)

141 Yikes, well feel better soon! You were missed. I might be bringing my son next year. Please don't teach him new ways to harass me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (pM7YE)
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Thank you.

No problem. But, now that it's been announced I shouldn't, I'm sure some other fine members of the horde will pick up the slack.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:59 PM (tT6L1)

142 I was looking forward to the Bacon Wench experience again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

Sigh...I missed the bacon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 03:00 PM (ihpbe)

143 I don't have my glasses on and I thought that said shitty gold shirt.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 02:54 PM (pM7YE)

That's how rumors get started

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 03:00 PM (1y6wd)

144
You're not going to believe this is Not AI.
You're not going to believe Fake News Fake Tapper really asked this question:

https://is.gd/84eSvo

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:00 PM (mC9BW)

145 New this year, TXMoMe Gold and Platinum level members now have bacon delivery to the handgun range

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 03:01 PM (JktXu)

146 MEME
Three live cartridges are looking at a forlorn, flattened bullet carrying a briefcase. "What happened to you?" Reply, "I got fired."

Posted by: Ciampino - salaries is another story ... at October 20, 2024 03:02 PM (qfLjt)

147
Well, there it is, kids. The new fake "Trump said pussy" is "Trump told 'vulgar' story about Arnold Palmer's penis."

I shit you not.

Why do stupid Republicans keep going on these fake news shows to be used as foils & props for these absurd fake questions and hoaxes??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:03 PM (mC9BW)

148 Anything over 70 is a sauna. And I'm not really too keen on 70 either.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2024 03:03 PM (3ImbR)

149 DISCO DOOF WAS IN THE HOUSE?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:57 PM (7mSw0)

That dude always seems to have more fun than me

Posted by: Doof at October 20, 2024 03:03 PM (1y6wd)

150 New this year, TXMoMe Gold and Platinum level members now have bacon delivery to the handgun range
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 03:01 PM (JktXu)
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I'm just going to slip the Bacon Wench a $10 to cover delivery. That way I don't have to argue with management about which level of membership I have.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 03:04 PM (tT6L1)

151 Sigh...I missed the bacon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 03:00 PM (ihpbe)

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I feel really bad about that. I should've had someone take you some.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 03:04 PM (pM7YE)

152 Vote for Harris and continue to snuff out innocent life.

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 20, 2024 03:04 PM (QSrLX)

153 New this year, TXMoMe Gold and Platinum level members now have bacon delivery to the handgun range
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 03:01 PM (JktXu)

Looks at tin foil membership.
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 03:05 PM (W/lyH)

154 Note to TxMoMe-ers. My trip to Corsicana took 5.6 hours. My trip home today took 5.6 hours. I can't figure it out!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (TSQkU)
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Did you take into account the change in time zones?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2024 03:05 PM (BpYfr)

155 Musk is doing stand up.

https://tinyurl.com/yu76wref

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 03:06 PM (3+8sI)

156 tinyurl.com/3u3288bm

DJT working McDonald's

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

157 Got home, unloaded stuff, had a catnap with actual cat, now scavenging.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2024 03:06 PM (LHPAg)

158 I feel really bad about that. I should've had someone take you some.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 20, 2024 03:04 PM (pM7YE)

I blame Weasel!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 03:07 PM (ihpbe)

159 I am assured in YouTube ads Kamaunist will lower costs for everything and make billionaires pay their fair share

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:08 PM (fwDg9)

160 I blame Weasel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 03:07 PM (ihpbe)
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Ahem. You already claimed you took over and managed food for bluebell. Bluebell would never have let something like this happen.

Demoted!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 03:08 PM (tT6L1)

161 I blame Weasel!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2024 03:07 PM (ihpbe
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In an odd coincidence, I had five, no six double portions of bacon this year!

Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 03:09 PM (JktXu)

162
Musk is doing stand up.

https://tinyurl.com/yu76wref

The whale had it coming!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 20, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)

163 Bread with bacon was genius idea.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2024 03:11 PM (LHPAg)

164 153 New this year, TXMoMe Gold and Platinum level members now have bacon delivery to the handgun range
Posted by: Weasel at October 20, 2024 03:01 PM (JktXu)

Looks at tin foil membership.
*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2024 03:05 PM (W/lyH)
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Heck how did you manage that feat? All I got is this damp, recycled TP membership card. It's really shitty trying to slide it into a pocket in the wallet.

Posted by: Ciampino - you must be teach's fav at October 20, 2024 03:11 PM (qfLjt)

165 lyH)
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Heck how did you manage that feat? All I got is this damp, recycled TP membership card. It's really shitty trying to slide it into a pocket in the wallet.
Posted by: Ciampino - you must be teach's fav at October 20, 2024 03:11 PM (qfLjt)
Take a picture of it, it’s the way people carry their drivers license these days.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2024 03:14 PM (LHPAg)

166 Unless it is the Deep South or Las Vegas in August 63 is a bit low; 67 is fine.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 20, 2024 03:17 PM (rxX52)

167 Heck how did you manage that feat? All I got is this damp, recycled TP membership card. It's really shitty trying to slide it into a pocket in the wallet.
Posted by: Ciampino

Kinkos can whip ya up a passable fake tiffany horde card for like 10 bucks.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2024 03:18 PM (qN45s)

168 So if you Palmer enough it grows?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 20, 2024 03:18 PM (+6e2h)

169 100 So, about those WiFi enabled thermostats...

.... I'll pass.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 20, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

We have a Nest wi-fi thermostat. I love being able to check/set the house temps remotely.

However - the old, analog, mechanical t'stat is in the garage ready to go if the need arises....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 20, 2024 03:20 PM (QGaXH)

170
That's tshirt and shorts weather in Seattle!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 02:00 PM (cWSr4)

Yes Ma’m! With a light drizzle. A light Seattle drizzle aka steady rain.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 20, 2024 03:21 PM (rxX52)

171
You guys are slipping! From the last thread, Souls to the Polls, no one came up with this?

The story of Kamala: Holes to the Poles

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:22 PM (NMT5x)

172 Note to TxMoMe-ers. My trip to Corsicana took 5.6 hours. My trip home today took 5.6 hours. I can't figure it out!
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 20, 2024 02:36 PM (TSQkU)
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Was it uphill both ways?

Posted by: Those guys from Yorkshire at October 20, 2024 03:22 PM (qfLjt)

173 This is the crowd outside the McDonalds where PDT was. Unbelievable!

https://tinyurl.com/5n7yjey8

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2024 03:23 PM (3ImbR)

174
This is the crowd outside the McDonalds where PDT was. Unbelievable!

https://tinyurl.com/5n7yjey8
Posted by: IrishEi

They all want to know why President Trump thinks it's okay to talk about Arnold Palmer's penis!

Posted by: New York Slime Times & Fake Jake Tapper at October 20, 2024 03:26 PM (mC9BW)

175 There. The inside of the garage door is all scrubbed. So many dead bug spots. Once the windows are replaced and a new strip is put on the side, it'll look like new.

My mother was a nun in Cleveland for more than a decade. She says she never touched a Bible. All they did was clean....

Posted by: Stateless at October 20, 2024 03:26 PM (jvJvP)

176 Dave in FL made an astute observation about PDT when we chatted at the Mome: PDT knows how to connect with people.

Yes, the McDonalds thing was a hit on Kamala, but, I also believe PDT probably showed real interest in the process while he was there.

That's the kind of thing one cannot fake.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 03:27 PM (tT6L1)

177 They all want to know why President Trump thinks it's okay to talk about Arnold Palmer's penis!
Posted by: New York Slime Times & Fake Jake Tapper at October 20, 2024 03:26 PM (mC9BW)
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Sadly true, of course.

Thankfully, they don't have a monopoly anymore and more and more people are tuning the establishment media out.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2024 03:30 PM (3ImbR)

178 Really jealous of all the morons who attended the TX mome. I would really love to do that someday.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Lo97M)

179 This is the crowd outside the McDonalds where PDT was. Unbelievable!

https://tinyurl.com/5n7yjey8
Posted by: IrishEi

And the boss won't let the new fry cook punch out until all orders are filled.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 20, 2024 03:31 PM (/lPRQ)

180 Well, there it is, kids. The new fake "Trump said pussy" is "Trump told 'vulgar' story about Arnold Palmer's penis."

I shit you not.

Why do stupid Republicans keep going on these fake news shows to be used as foils & props for these absurd fake questions and hoaxes??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:03 PM (mC9BW)

It wasn’t a show or a question . Trump said it at a rally.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 20, 2024 03:32 PM (D5lHu)

181 A wee bit chilly if one needs to relieve themselves during the night but, yes, colder for sleeping is still good.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 20, 2024 03:32 PM (NFX2v)

182

Luckily husband and I agree about the temps. 65 degrees at night and 68 during the day. Even with the cold Wyoming winters 65 is great at night.

Posted by: four seasons at October 20, 2024 03:33 PM (3ek7K)

183 171
You guys are slipping! From the last thread, Souls to the Polls, no one came up with this?

The story of Kamala: Holes to the Poles

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:22 PM (NMT5x)
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Well the Ozone Hole was supposedly over the South Pole in the southern winter, and presumably over the North Pole in winter there, though never mentioned.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Science of Holes at October 20, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

184 It's vulgar when PDT says something off color at a rally, yet, curiously, MSM never asks Kamala about her relationship with Willie Brown.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 03:36 PM (tT6L1)

185 Engineering definition of Space:
A nine inch plate with a ten inch hole in it.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Science of Holes Part 2 at October 20, 2024 03:37 PM (qfLjt)

186 185 Engineering definition of Space:
A nine inch plate with a ten inch hole in it.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Science of Holes Part 2 at October 20, 2024 03:37 PM (qfLjt)

This too, is the story of Kamala.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:38 PM (NMT5x)

187 Trump is making French Fries at McDonald's.

Posted by: ALH at October 20, 2024 03:39 PM (xJEPL)

188
It wasn’t a show or a question . Trump said it at a rally.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 20, 2024 03:32 PM (D5lHu)

And he was talking about Palmer because they were friends and the rally was held where Palmer lived I believe.. He talked mostly about golf and only said a little about the shower room and never said penis...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2024 03:41 PM (IyPmt)

189 I'm hearing that the IDF bombed Beirut banks containing Hizballah material assets.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 20, 2024 03:41 PM (gAPbN)

190
It wasn’t a show or a question . Trump said it at a rally.
Posted by: Settled Science

If you watched the clip I linked, you'd know I was referring to the very stupid speaker johnson.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:41 PM (mC9BW)

191
If you watched the clip I linked, you'd know I was referring to the very stupid speaker johnson.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:41 PM (mC9BW)

Jake Tapper was equally stupid.. More so even

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2024 03:43 PM (IyPmt)

192 Blake are your surprised the Democrats Propaganda Ministry is acting like a Propaganda Ministry?

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:43 PM (fwDg9)

193 186 185 Engineering definition of Space:
A nine inch plate with a ten inch hole in it.
Posted by: Ciampino - The Science of Holes Part 2 at October 20, 2024 03:37 PM (qfLjt)

This too, is the story of Kamala.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:38 PM (NMT5x)

Or Joe Biden's brain, or Tampon Timmy's morals.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 20, 2024 03:43 PM (VNX3d)

194 Hotel should still be burned down just in case.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 20, 2024 02:33 PM (D5lHu)

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at October 20, 2024 03:44 PM (aD39U)

195 I wo I ld be very sure it's on tje don't even mention list in tje T-Ball interviews

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

196 Trump did good with the fry cooker. I was afraid he'd look like Walz loading the shotgun. He must've practiced first, before the cameras got there.

Posted by: mnw at October 20, 2024 03:46 PM (NLIak)

197 So if you Palmer enough it grows?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 20, 2024 03:18 PM (+6e2h)

I sense a ball washer joke coming.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 03:46 PM (aD39U)

198 No one asks about Montel Williams either.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 20, 2024 03:47 PM (NFX2v)

199 Musk kidnaps baby seals and straps them to a table.

https://tinyurl.com/bde2beeh

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 03:47 PM (3+8sI)

200 I loved Trump working the drive up window...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 20, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

201 197 So if you Palmer enough it grows?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 20, 2024 03:18 PM (+6e2h)

I sense a ball washer joke coming.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 03:46 PM (aD39U)
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First, are his balls dimpled?

Posted by: Ciampino - The Science of Balls at October 20, 2024 03:49 PM (qfLjt)

202 178 Really jealous of all the morons who attended the TX mome. I would really love to do that someday.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Lo97M)

You really must. I couldn't go this year, but I hope next year things work out for it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 20, 2024 03:49 PM (OX9vb)

203 Blake are your surprised the Democrats Propaganda Ministry is acting like a Propaganda Ministry?
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:43 PM (fwDg9)
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Not really. It just annoys me when people get the vapors over PDT saying something off color whereas Kamala actually did it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 20, 2024 03:49 PM (tT6L1)

204 By the way, Mrs. E and I saw the comet last night as we were leaving the MOME. Those folks have the best sky.

Posted by: Eromero at October 20, 2024 03:50 PM (LHPAg)

205 181 A wee bit chilly if one needs to relieve themselves during the night but, yes, colder for sleeping is still good.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 20, 2024 03:32 PM (NFX2v)

Because peeing your bed only keeps you warm for so long.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:50 PM (NMT5x)

206 200 donna

A good stunt. Difficult for the lapdog media to bury & ignore.

Posted by: mnw at October 20, 2024 03:50 PM (NLIak)

207
This is why we lose...

The whole premise of the president said something inappropriate is Fake. It's a hoax. So no need to equivocate or make excuses for him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:51 PM (mC9BW)

208 Not sure if this is important or not, but we speak of shy voters.

Here in Summerville, just outside of Charleston, there are plenty of downtick yard signs everywhere.

Our community of 270 homes has a grand total of three Presidential yard signs in peoples yards. And the rest of th town sabot the same way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 03:52 PM (a1415)

209 As to be expected at 3 p.m. on a sunny fall Sunday afternoon, all my kitties are locked and loaded in the napping position.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2024 03:52 PM (BpYfr)

210 205 181 A wee bit chilly if one needs to relieve themselves during the night but, yes, colder for sleeping is still good.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 20, 2024 03:32 PM (NFX2v)

Because peeing your bed only keeps you warm for so long.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 20, 2024 03:50 PM (NMT5x)
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Ah, but a warm log ......

Posted by: Captain Sparrow at October 20, 2024 03:53 PM (qfLjt)

211 202 178 Really jealous of all the morons who attended the TX mome. I would really love to do that someday.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

Then Do It!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 20, 2024 03:54 PM (qD2BX)

212 Towards the end of thread - massive wave of attacks happening across Beirut right now, looks like the biggest wave of attacks yet. Missiles inbound to Israel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2024 03:54 PM (cV2we)

213 Here in Summerville, just outside of Charleston, there are plenty of downtick yard signs everywhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 03:52 PM (a1415)

We have a granfalloon! Father928 is living at Claiborne House there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 03:54 PM (aD39U)

214 Delaware in many job commutes these last two months didn't see 1 presidential yard sin for either.

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

215 190
It wasn’t a show or a question . Trump said it at a rally.
Posted by: Settled Science

If you watched the clip I linked, you'd know I was referring to the very stupid speaker johnson.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Sometimes things are heard off the air half cocked.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 03:56 PM (3+8sI)

216 Sometimes things are heard off the air half cocked.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 03:56 PM (3+8sI)

Never in Arnold Palmer's case, IYKWIM.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (aD39U)

217 "We have a granfalloon! Father928 is living at Claiborne House there.."

It's the new one behind our bank!

Now y'all have a place to stay at when you come visit!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (a1415)

218 209 As to be expected at 3 p.m. on a sunny fall Sunday afternoon, all my kitties are locked and loaded in the napping position.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 20, 2024 03:52 PM (BpYfr)
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Yep all of Ciampino's kitties are asleep. I have to share my laptop space with my largest, Shadow (9) who is about 20lbs. He clambered onto my lap several hours ago. Trouble is nature calls ......

Posted by: Ciampino - a Claymore should be deployed at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (qfLjt)

219
Muslims and the UN should invent a new fake holiday quick so they can cry about Israel "attacking" them during a "holy time" for mooslims.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (mC9BW)

220 213 Here in Summerville, just outside of Charleston, there are plenty of downtick yard signs everywhere.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
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Down with ticks, Up with DDT.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (3+8sI)

221 It's the new one behind our bank!

Now y'all have a place to stay at when you come visit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 03:59 PM (a1415)

For a lockup, it's pretty sweet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 04:00 PM (aD39U)

222 Get cleaned up and upstairs
FOODIE NOODIE

Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2024 04:00 PM (fwDg9)

223 I couldn't come up with a FWP this week.

Posted by: Don Black at October 20, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

224 Delaware in many job commutes these last two months didn't see 1 presidential yard sin for either.
Posted by: Skip

The left can display their preference with impunity only because we are not the assholes they are.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 20, 2024 04:02 PM (qN45s)

225 My FWP is getting willowed the instant I click 'post'

Posted by: Don Black at October 20, 2024 04:02 PM (/7KEl)

226 "For a lockup, it's pretty sweet."

t looks really nice.

And we are serious about staying here when you visit him.

Doof has been here ...grumble, grumble....times.

And Mrs VIA will make her famous shrimp and grits.

(Doof approved)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 04:03 PM (a1415)

227 Space X fined $140,000 for dumping drinking water on the ground.

https://tinyurl.com/yd3fjk29

Posted by: Braenyard at October 20, 2024 04:03 PM (3+8sI)

228 IDF's 401st Armored Brigade has lost their commander.

Dammit!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2024 04:05 PM (a1415)

229
The images of the president waving to customers as they drive away from the drive-thru window in his red tie and McDonald's apron are fantastic. Home Run!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 20, 2024 04:07 PM (mC9BW)

230 Kamala, 60 year old "brat" and proud woman boomer, shares a birthday today with Sunny Hostin, Rapper Snoop Dogg and John Krasinski.

PBS News, WATCH: Harris speaks at Baptist megachurch in Georgia on her 60th birthday (YouTube)

BTW, "Harris told the parable of the Good Samaritan from the Gospel of Luke..."

(Context: And don't be Catholic, Jewish, White conservative...)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 20, 2024 04:09 PM (NFX2v)

231 BTW, "Harris told the parable of the Good Samaritan from the Gospel of Luke..."

I figured her for the woman caught in adultery.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 20, 2024 04:28 PM (gdO/s)

232 They all want to know why President Trump thinks it's okay to talk about Arnold Palmer's penis!
Posted by: New York Slime Times & Fake Jake Tapper at October 20, 2024 03:26 PM (mC9BW)

Oooh, can I ask a few questions?

Posted by: Pete Buttcrack at October 20, 2024 05:34 PM (iODuv)

233 So down we the temperature dude. I live in hotels and love the cold!

Posted by: Mikey at October 20, 2024 06:35 PM (Jiw9G)

234 My ideal sleep temp is 58. Naked, with lots of blankets.

Posted by: Lia953 at October 20, 2024 09:39 PM (2ZTG1)

235 And on a stormy Winter Night you want to set it at 72

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 21, 2024 04:19 PM (wGqjj)

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