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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Elderly Internet Spinster Taylor Lorenz Repeatedly Lied to Her Bosses, Says NPR Hit PieceThey just want to date her Carbon date her that is Posted by: Stu PodasoTaylor Lorenz claimed she left the Washington Post of her own accord. No one believed her, obviously. Now NPR relays leaks from their buddies at the Washington Post to do a hit-piece on her. They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive. That's the only reason this was leaked and is being published -- they're personally pissed at her for lying. The lunacy and gonzo leftwing bias, they're fine with. They just mad that she think she cute. Oh, and of course: Her gonzo leftwing bias showed itself in attacking the Democrat "President" Joe Biden as a "war criminal," which they cannot abide. The Washington Post are all shitlibs -- they're Democrat operatives, full stop. Yes, they hate Israel and agree that helping Israel makes one a war criminal -- but they don't let you say that. Certainly not during an election year. When tech columnist Taylor Lorenz left the Washington Post last week, she did so with a splash: An interview with The Hollywood Reporter about launching her own digital magazine, called User Mag. "I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience," she said. "I like to be very vocal online, obviously. And I just think all of that is really hard to do in the roles that are available at these legacy institutions." Lorenz's professional fate at the paper was in doubt even prior to her announcement. Since August, its editors had grappled with the disclosure that Lorenz had labeled President Biden a "war criminal" in a selfie from a White House event in which Biden was visible in the background. She had circulated the picture to friends in a private social media post. Lorenz, a frequent and often divisive presence online, never wrote for the paper again. Three people at the Post with knowledge of events tell NPR that Lorenz lost the trust of the newsroom's leadership both by posting that selfie with the caption about Biden and then by willfully misleading editors in claiming that she had not done so. Lorenz initially denied writing the caption or sharing it. After Jon Levine of The New York Post posted a screengrab of it online, Lorenz tweeted, "You people will fall for any dumbass edit someone makes." She told editors that someone else had added the caption to the photo. After NPR verified the post was authentic, Lorenz changed her account of what happened, acknowledging to editors she had shared the image. The Post kicked off a formal review, saying, "Our executive editor and senior editors take alleged violations of our standards seriously." Lorenz maintained she shared the image as a joke echoing an online meme, not as a commentary on Biden. The paper has not announced the findings of its review. "We are grateful for the work Taylor has produced at The Washington Post," a corporate spokesperson said in a statement. "She has resigned to pursue a career in independent journalism, and we wish her the best." The paper would not comment further. "I have no idea about their review," Lorenz writes in a text to NPR. "All I know is that they've been incredibly cool to me and very great, and I'm on good terms with them. "I want out of legacy media as a whole, for so many reasons," Lorenz writes to NPR. "And that's not a knock on legacy media, I love and support all of my friends in that system, but it's not the right environment for me to do the work that I want to do."When I discussed her firing, I mentioned that it seemed unlikely she wanted to strike out on her own, and that she's the type who wants to be associated with an establishment outfit to lend her credibility and clout. NPR says that's accurate: Even so, according to counterparts and colleagues who have known her at various points in her career, Lorenz has until now placed great stock in her affiliation with major mainstream news outlets. She reported for The Atlantic magazine and The New York Times before joining the Post. Yet she has consistently tangled online with critics in a way that tested the social media policies of those outlets. Both newspapers have struggled with policies seeking to regulate their journalists' social media postings on contentious issues.Ha. Hah. Hah. Obviously if this gross internet stalker had attended a Trump event and labeled him a "war criminal," she'd still be working for the Post. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Leave Taylor alone!!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2024 01:58 PM (Q4IgG) 2
They just want to date her
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 10, 2024 01:58 PM (fQmeC) 3
Taylor Lorenz? Wasn't her concert just canceled?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 01:59 PM (+myjY) 4
Carbon date her that is
Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 10, 2024 01:59 PM (fQmeC) 5
Crap. Now we'll never find out what happened in the Late Bronze Age.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 01:59 PM (+myjY) 6
stu podaso, that was hilarious
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:00 PM (KRtlO) 7
She seemed so honest, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO) 8
She should have endorsed Kamala.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at October 10, 2024 02:00 PM (FnneF) 9
Frist!
Posted by: Kelly Bundy at October 10, 2024 02:00 PM (CEzQx) 10
couldn't happen to a nicer guy...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (nXhwP) 11
On the plus side, now she'll be spending a lot more time with her cats.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (+myjY) 12
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (Zz0t1) 13
That old bag making noise again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (Zz0t1) 14
Not User Rag???
Posted by: Kelly Bundy at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx) 15
So it's a lesbian thread again?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44) 16
Anyone wanting a living example of sociopathic media personalities can point to her.
Nasty creature that seems to have no redeeming qualities other than to be a bad example to others. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (bt/Nj) 17
added it to the post. lol
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO) 18
Hey! I took off that sock!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (CEzQx) 19
She should just stick to singing.
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (fQmeC) 21
"I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience," she said. "I like to be very vocal online, obviously. And I just think all of that is really hard to do in the roles that are available at these legacy institutions."
Umm . . . that is literally how a THOT would describe OnlyFans. Like literally. She wants an "interactive" and "very vocal" "relationship" with her audience. This soiled twat is gonna end up on OF. Mark my words. Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (iFTx/) 22
When tech columnist Taylor Lorenz left the Washington Post last week, she did so with a splash: An interview with The Hollywood Reporter about launching her own digital magazine, called User Mag.
Yeah. Leaving an established company and a regular paycheck to start a website that nobody will read always causes a "splash." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (+myjY) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1) 24
Was she lying when she posted her step counts for the week a few years back? That' was some sad stuff. How can a person only get 34 steps in one day?
Posted by: Mishdog at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (IvfEj) 25
Taylor needs lipo, on her face.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (/U5Yz) Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO) 27
20 ace
I'm humbled. Steal it...you know you want to. Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (fQmeC) ======= It's only a matter of time before Jonah Goldberg's saying it now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO) 28
Taylor Lorenz and Helen Thomas were roommates in Journalism school. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (+oR7L) 29
WaPo's loss is the Dispatch's gain.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (CEzQx) 30
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Taylor Lorenz and Helen Thomas were roommates in Journalism school. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (+oR7L) ======= I thought Taylor was at least a decade graduating before Thomas. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO) 31
Leftists lie with the ease you breath
What would anyone expect? Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (tVSH2) 32
29 WaPo's loss is the Dispatch's gain.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM (CEzQx) ======= The Dispatch? Is that like The Bulwark for non-functional alcoholics? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (+myjY) 34
Now NPR relays leaks from their buddies at the Washington Post to do a hit-piece on her.
They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive. So the left is like a high school cheerleading squad? The word cvnt was specifically coined for them.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 35
Who's older:
Lorenz The old man at the table drinking blood in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1) Lazarus or Lorenz? Posted by: SturmToddler at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (nXhwP) 36
The clientele of Lorenz's digital mag will be a rather niche one. Neurotic crazy cat ladies, incels who find spinsters weirdly hot and people who like watching a train wreck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (UJ9QF) 37
Was she the one related to someone who ran the Wayback Machine and negative stories about her were being scrubbed? Or do I have the wrong bint, I mean, scion of our Ruling Houses?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 10, 2024 02:05 PM (pIfcn) 38
I can't believe you have any problem with the world's oldest tweenager. I just can't even...
Posted by: Tiger Beat at October 10, 2024 02:05 PM (89Sog) 39
Perhaps it was just senility.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 02:05 PM (lTGtQ) 40
@JackPosobiec
· 12m Hearing Democrat fundraisers are transitioning from telling donors they are “stopping Trump” to “undermining Trump” ======= We'll see. Fingers crossed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO) 41
I thought Taylor was at least a decade graduating before Thomas.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:03 PM Taylor was a 6 year freshman. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (+oR7L) 42
She should have blown the boss.
Posted by: Kamala at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (2Cywf) 43
"I want out of legacy media as a whole, for so many reasons," Lorenz writes to NPR. "And that's not a knock on legacy media, I love and support all of my friends in that system, but it's not the right environment for me to do the work that I want to do."
Translated: They told me if I didn't say nice things about them, they were going to release all the bedshit cray things I did in the halls of the main building. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1) 44
The clientele of Lorenz's digital mag will be a rather niche one. Neurotic crazy cat ladies, incels who find spinsters weirdly hot and people who like watching a train wreck
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 02:04 PM (UJ9QF) --------------------- Althouse and Rubin come to mind. And David French. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (tT6L1) 45
>>>37 Was she the one related to someone who ran the Wayback Machine and negative stories about her were being scrubbed? Or do I have the wrong bint, I mean, scion of our Ruling Houses?
that's the tale. i don't know if it's true Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (KRtlO) 46
What’s so special about a Washington Post job? Bach door parking spot? Key to the executive washroom?
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (o2ZRX) 47
Perhaps it was just senility.
Posted by: Thomas Paine I'm old, I got confused. - Uncle Leo and Aunt Lorenz Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (fQmeC) 48
Tay Tay, it's called OnlyFans. You need to work out and get some enhancements to make any money there.Good luck!
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 10, 2024 02:07 PM (TN5A0) 49
I heard Lorenz babysat little Joey Biden and that's likely where he got his pension for molestation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1) 50
Bach door parking spot? Key to the executive washroom?
Posted by: Eromero What key is Bach's door written in? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV) 51
They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive. That's the only reason this was leaked and is being published -- they're personally pissed at her for lying.
___________________ How do they distinguish the lies that are bad and the ones that are good? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (YqDXo) 52
Taylor is so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (/U5Yz) 53
What's Libs of Tik Tok going to use for material?
Posted by: huerfano at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (VGOMa) 54
Was she the one related to someone who ran the Wayback Machine and negative stories about her were being scrubbed? Or do I have the wrong bint, I mean, scion of our Ruling Houses?
------ Hmm. It seems this has something to do with the Wayback Machine Web Archive?? Disclose.tv @disclosetv Oct 9 JUST IN - Internet Archive hacked. A popup claims there was a "catastrophic security breach" and now the site is down with a "temporarily offline" notice — The Verge https://tinyurl.com/2uzyv2w6 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 50m UPDATE - Have I Been Pwned, confirms 31M users "breached" in Internet Archive hack including email address, screen names, Bcrypt-hashed passwords, and other "internal data." disclose.tv/id/yz0kcplbq0/ Internet Archive hacked, data breach impacts 31 million users Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (CEzQx) 55
34 Now NPR relays leaks from their buddies at the Washington Post to do a hit-piece on her.
They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive. So the left is like a high school cheerleading squad? The word cvnt was specifically coined for them. Posted by: rickb223 ======= Social status climbing and falling. Mean girl syndrome writ large among sociopathic media types. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (bt/Nj) 56
51 How do they distinguish the lies that are bad and the ones that are good?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (YqDXo) ======= Do the lies help the rich and powerful? Then they are good. Do the lies speak truth to power? Then they are bad. It's how you become dedicated to truth and objectivity. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO) 57
She should have blown the boss.
Posted by: Kamala at October 10, 2024 02:06 PM (2Cywf) EWWWWW. That'd be like getting head from The Cryptkeeper. Posted by: Her Boss at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1) 58
"I want out of legacy media as a whole, for so many reasons," Lorenz writes to NPR, as she was being escorted out by security.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (+Vd1t) 60
What key is Bach's door written in?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV) --------------- On a scale of A to F, I rank this a solid C. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1) 61
I still say, at least in still pictures I've seen, that TL is an attractive woman. I have no idea what she looks like in motion; she might be a total turnoff, and her voice could be too. But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu) 62
What key is Bach's door written in?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus That reminds me, have you heard Mozart's new song? Apparently, a previously unpublished song of his was found this summer. I heard a German quartet perform it the other day - pretty good. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (lTGtQ) 63
"I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience," she said. "I like to be very vocal online, obviously. And I just think all of that is really hard to do in the roles that are available at these legacy institutions."
"I got fired" seems so much more succinct. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (+myjY) 64
How do they distinguish the lies that are bad and the ones that are good?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (YqDXo) ======= Do the lies help the rich and powerful? Then they are good. Do the lies speak truth to power? Then they are bad. It's how you become dedicated to truth and objectivity. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO) Also - is it about Trump? Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44) 65
Taylor Lorenz's employment underwent the Lorenz Transformation. Or is it the Taylor series?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (YqDXo) 66
Taylor is so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:08 PM (/U5Yz) She's so old, when she was a child, there really were 15 Commandments. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1) 67
I still say, at least in still pictures I've seen, that TL is an attractive woman. I have no idea what she looks like in motion; she might be a total turnoff, and her voice could be too. But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius They always crop them so you don't see the walker. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (lTGtQ) 68
I don't think I would call her "elderly". She's 39. An elderly spinster would be in her 60's. I found a picture of her when she was smiling and she looked o.k.-just a nasty personality and a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (MQJVv) 69
That reminds me, have you heard Mozart's new song? Apparently, a previously unpublished song of his was found this summer. I heard a German quartet perform it the other day - pretty good.
Posted by: Thomas Paine No. What's it called? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (v0R5T) 71
Taylor is so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 *** There was, however, an honors class that ended with Noah and the Flood. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (J2vNu) 72
OnlyFans is “Establishment Media” right?
Posted by: Tay Tay at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (Yg/ZT) 73
>>>I still say, at least in still pictures I've seen, that TL is an attractive woman. I have no idea what she looks like in motion; she might be a total turnoff, and her voice could be too. But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO) 74
She's so old, when she was a child, there really were 15 Commandments. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden I heard she has a signed copy of the Bible. Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (/U5Yz) 75
I still say, at least in still pictures I've seen, that TL is an attractive woman. I have no idea what she looks like in motion; she might be a total turnoff, and her voice could be too. But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu) _________________ Especially if there's no lighting. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (YqDXo) 76
Taylor Lorenz was a war correspondent for the Battle of Antietam. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L) 77
We've got an opening for ya Taylor!
-Golden Oldies Gentleman's Club Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (CIS44) Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (lTGtQ) 79
She isn't going to make as a Only Fans
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (tVSH2) 80
73 I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO) ======= I wouldn't bang her. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO) 81
Someone send her a job offer from Los Angeles Times or Philly Enquirer, and see if she rejects it as legacy media.
Posted by: MikeN at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (HVZOH) 82
[Taylor is] so old, when she was a child, there really were 15 Commandments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 *** At first I read this as "There were 15 Communists." Works about the same, though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (J2vNu) 83
I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO) I think you're safe to lower that percentage quite a bit. At least, I hope. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1) 84
This is horrible. Sad. Anyway...
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (c711F) 85
Taylor Lorenz? One cannot possibly loathe media enough.
Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do No Kill. See also, Vomitus at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (gxokI) 86
>>>I don't think I would call her "elderly". She's 39
so I don't think we know how old she is. You're missing the context for this joke. Taylor Lorenz has managed to delete her entire history from the internet, and often cosplays as a 20 year old to seem hip to the teenage influencers she "reports" on. This started a big joke in conservative circles where we pretend that she's 80 years old. And until she un-deletes her history and we can see her actual age, she's 80. And that's the name of THAT tune. Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (KRtlO) 87
But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius * I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 *** I didn't say "hot," Ace, just "attractive." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu) 88
Is Taylor Lorenz still alive? She must be older than Pete Rose.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (1bNHn) 89
Now NPR relays leaks from their buddies at the Washington Post to do a hit-piece on her.
They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive. ____________________ And what's more, they won't sign her yearbook. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (YqDXo) 90
86 This started a big joke in conservative circles where we pretend that she's 80 years old. And until she un-deletes her history and we can see her actual age, she's 80.
And that's the name of THAT tune. Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (KRtlO) ======= "Pretend"? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO) 91
Taylor Lorenz looks like The Slenderman's side-piece.
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO) 92
Taylor Lorenz was a war correspondent for the Battle of Antietam.
Posted by: Frank Barone She was the one who broke the news of Beau Biden's death at the Sunken Road. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (v6JzV) 93
Wait til you get a look of the portrait in her attic, yeesh!
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (CIS44) Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO) 95
I don't find anything about Taylor Lorenz attractive, but that doesn't mean that the wind can't effect my state of attention.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1) 96
Taylor Lorenz looks like The Slenderman's side-piece.
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO) Slenderman just threw up in his mouth. Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (CIS44) 97
73 >>>I still say, at least in still pictures I've seen, that TL is an attractive woman. I have no idea what she looks like in motion; she might be a total turnoff, and her voice could be too. But in still shots, she's attractive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM Sound advice: Don't put your dick in crazy. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (+oR7L) 98
I'm surprised Taylor Lorenz call still walk after all those vicious hits.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (FfSAJ) 99
I'm with Wolfus. I don't think Taylor is bad looking. Unfortunately, though, I've met her type before. Taylor opening her mouth is probably the equivalent of salt peter for even the most desperate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1) 100
Wait til you get a look of the portrait in her attic, yeesh!
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:15 PM (CIS44) https://is.gd/DMfsI1 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1) 101
One of my degrees is a Communications (Journalism). I never really took it serious, but now as I think back to some of my fellow students who frequented the same classes (obviously) I'm forced to admit that the only ones that seemed to pursue journalism as a career were the retard control freaks whose input was often discarded. They were the ones who started out as amusing for their naivete and forced importance, but eventually became annoying and someone to be avoided on projects.
We called them the "eyerollers." Whenever their idea was discarded they would role their eyes and go to the prof after class to complain. Fortunately, at the time, most of the professors weren't dyed in the wool Marxists, and didn't force us to comply with stupidity. These were the Taylor Lorenz's of the time. And, apparently, they entered the industry while the rest of us got real jobs. Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (dIske) 102
Taylor Lorenz is no Madison Cornbread (hubba, hubba).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV) 103
BTW, dicktracyonline substack has a biography of Taylor including a putative birthdate of 1984 making her 50 this year.
https://tinyurl.com/23bcktsu Roger MacDonald is her maternal uncle and a high muckety muck at the Internet Archive. The kerfluffle over MacDonald and the Archive came up when a lot of Taylor's noxious vaporous social media posts disappeared after she doxxed Libs of Tik Tok lady. The Substack article is fascinating in seeing just how inbred and 'credentialled' ruling class is. Sort of a debased Oxbridge set exported to America as a bad sitcom version. All about nepotism, money, and connections, very little about any actual use to society. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (bt/Nj) 104
Sad!
DOJ proposes breakup and other big changes to end Google search monopoly Google called the DOJ extending search remedies to AI "radical," an "overreach." https://tinyurl.com/4pa2vtev Posted by: Archimedes at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C) 105
Taylor Lorenz got her start reporting on clay tablets in cuneiform.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (+myjY) 106
Posted by: Rich "Psycho" Giamboni at October 10, 2024 02:13 PM (KRtlO)
Yes; I understood the joke. She's been a subject here for quite some time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (MQJVv) 107
>>> Taylor is so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Posted by: Maj. Healey i literally lol'd for like 20 seconds Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO) 108
I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows
Posted by: ace Who is this wind dude, and what cell block he on? Posted by: Prisoner 502739 at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (otYX+) 109
https://is.gd/DMfsI1
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1) That's WAY too good for Tay Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44) 110
OK, WaPo, one down, Jennifer Rubin to go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (YqDXo) 111
>>>Yes; I understood the joke. She's been a subject here for quite some time.
well it's up to her to disprove the theory. Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO) 112
Taylor Lorenz got her start reporting on clay tablets in cuneiform.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (+myjY) Hieroglyphics Various caves in the middle east. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1) 113
Taylor Lorenz?
Never knew her, she was before my time. Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at October 10, 2024 02:09 PM (+Vd1t) She's waaay to old for you! Around 39 or so. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) 114
Taylor auditioned for "anonymous slot #4" in Caligula
... in AD 39 Posted by: qAxSt at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (snXEy) 115
BTW, dicktracyonline substack has a biography of Taylor including a putative birthdate of 1984 making her 50 this year.
https://tinyurl.com/23bcktsu Roger MacDonald is her maternal uncle and a high muckety muck at the Internet Archive. The kerfluffle over MacDonald and the Archive came up when a lot of Taylor's noxious vaporous social media posts disappeared after she doxxed Libs of Tik Tok lady. The Substack article is fascinating in seeing just how inbred and 'credentialled' ruling class is. Sort of a debased Oxbridge set exported to America as a bad sitcom version. All about nepotism, money, and connections, very little about any actual use to society. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 *** 1984, she'd be forty. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (J2vNu) 116
108 I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows
---------------- I don't need wind to get hard. Imma Testicles, dammit! Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (c711F) 117
Taylor Lorenz is so old that her social security number is 6
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (KRtlO) 118
Taylor Lorenz is so old, when her parents took her to the park, they hadn't named it "Jurassic" yet.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (JCZqz) 119
Sort of a debased Oxbridge set exported to America as a bad sitcom version. All about nepotism, money, and connections, very little about any actual use to society.
Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (bt/Nj) _________________ Not even if they sign an organ donor card? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (YqDXo) 120
*** 1984, she'd be forty. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:18 PM (J2vNu) It's why math is banned here. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1) 121
I don't think I would call her "elderly". She's 39. An elderly spinster would be in her 60's. I found a picture of her when she was smiling and she looked o.k.-just a nasty personality and a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (MQJVv) Fen, she's called "elderly" since she poses as a teenager, when her ovaries are close to drying up. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (8u3VD) 122
I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 Hey, we're right here!! Posted by: Every 14 year old boy at October 10, 2024 02:19 PM (iODuv) 123
Taylor Lorenz is so old the bitch go to Tai Chi classes with dracula
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (KRtlO) 124
Taylor is so old her birth certificate says "expired".
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44) 125
Taylor Lorenz is so old she ate the first clam.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (FfSAJ) 126
Taylor Lorenz dated Keith Richards when he was in high school. And she was a cougar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (YqDXo) 127
@108 dicks get hard when the wind blows.
Reminds me that I got to oil the ceiling fans Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (UJ9QF) 128
Sort of a debased Oxbridge set exported to America as a bad sitcom version. All about nepotism, money, and connections, very little about any actual use to society.
Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:17 PM (bt/Nj) ------------- "The Power Elite" by C Wright Mills laid things out pretty well, too. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:20 PM (tT6L1) 129
110 OK, WaPo, one down, Jennifer Rubin to go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Hey, let's not go overboard here. Jen is an honest, straight-shooting reporter that is fair to good, true conservatives! Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (JCZqz) 130
This bitch so old she got fingered by Fred Flinstone Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO) 131
They just want to date her --
Like carbon date her, dude! Posted by: carlos mencia at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (CEzQx) 132
She just wants to spend more time with her fa....Oh, never mind.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (ewjUl) 133
Taylor Lorenz is so old she did live reports with Methuselah.
Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (2bFN5) 134
131 They just want to date her --
Like carbon date her, dude! Posted by: carlos mencia at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (CEzQx) ======= Do you like fish sticks? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO) 135
Maybe she is old enough to get Medicare now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (S+j2h) 136
You can't blame Taylor Lorenz if her personality is a little off. She was orphaned at a young age when her parents were killed in the Cambrian Explosion.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (+myjY) 137
Someone sent me an image the other day because I'm a proud Ford Ranger owner.
The back window in the Ranger in the image said: "You havin' car problems, I feel bad for you son. I got a 99 Ranger and the bitch still runs!" I've got a 96, but the song remains the same. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1) 138
101 We called them the "eyerollers." Whenever their idea was discarded they would role their eyes and go to the prof after class to complain. Fortunately, at the time, most of the professors weren't dyed in the wool Marxists, and didn't force us to comply with stupidity.
These were the Taylor Lorenz's of the time. And, apparently, they entered the industry while the rest of us got real jobs. Posted by: Orson I was in a joint graduate class with 'journalism' majors where the journalism program has a national rep. The prof teaching the class specialized in presidential campaigns and was considered as an authority on the subject. The journalism majors were innumerate, ignorant of basic history and facts, and sounded like Kamala's word salad specials when asking a question or answering a question by the professor. All of us on the poli sci side were horrified by those students as in they did not even belong in the same university with them. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (bt/Nj) 139
It sounds like The Paolo may have some competition!
Stephen Miller offers dating advice. Fox News’ Jesse Watters took a break from his election and political propagandizing to give men some dating advice. Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador. Miller: Some advice to any young man out there. If you are a young man who's looking to impress the ladies, to be attractive.. the best thing you can do is wear your Trump support on your sleeve. Show that you are a real man. Show that you are not a beta. Be a proud and loud Trump supporter and your dating life will be fantastic Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (JCZqz) 140
135 Maybe she is old enough to get Medicare now
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (S+j2h) ======== Taylor so old, she's off the actuarial charts. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO) 141
This bitch so old she got fingered by Fred Flinstone
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO) Heh. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1) 142
Taylor is so old when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:22 PM (CIS44) 143
I mentioned the Late Bronze Age Collapse in the last thread. I bet Taylor could tell us all about it from her personal experience.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (v6JzV) 144
"The Power Elite" by C Wright Mills laid things out pretty well, too.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker ====== Haven't read that--thanks for the reference. I will look it up on Ebay and Kindle. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (bt/Nj) 145
You guys are funny.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (YVs21) 146
Taylor Lorenz face so fat she used to sing for Heart Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO) 147
Taylor Lorenz is so old she met the Entwives.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (FfSAJ) 148
The fact she was fired for criticizing Joe Biden from the left tells you everything you need to know about the media.
No different than when CBS freaked out over Coates not getting enough of a tongue bath for his contributions in the genre of Being Stupid On Purpose To Help Democrats. The guy literally wrote a book about Gaza without mentioning the terrorists, that's serious, top-level Stupid that cannot be held up to the light of criticism lest it dissolve into a sticky mess on your face. The only fights in newsrooms now are New Crazier Left taking on Establishment Crazy Left. Posted by: TallDave at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (qNa2s) 149
Nod to the last thread. She's so old, she got beat out by Nefertiti for prom queen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (ewjUl) 150
Taylor Lorenz face so fat she used to sing for Heart
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO) NO PUFFY JOKES!!!!! Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1) 151
Taylor is so old when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.
Posted by: BruceWayne She was very disappointed in the Big Bang. Not at all what she thought it was going to be. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV) 152
Taylor Lorenz is so sold she knew Cap'n Crunch when he was just a private.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (CIS44) 153
1984, she'd be forty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ======= I could claim an Internet rule to add ten to any citation of birthdate. But I will put it down to innumeracy today. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (bt/Nj) 154
Taylor Lorenz designed the first Iron Age round house.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:24 PM (FfSAJ) 155
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she's selling reverse mortgages.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (ewjUl) 156
This bitch so old she got fingered by Fred Flinstone
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO) You're talking about my baby sitter, Ace. Posted by: Methuselah at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (Mqk1F) 157
All about nepotism, money, and connections, very little about any actual use to society.
Posted by: whig ------------ This is an iron law I am trying to get people to understand Meritocracy leads to credential-ocracy since credentials are a signifier of merit. Makes sense. Credential-ocracy leads to connection-ocracy since with the right connections, you can get credentialed connection-ocracy leads to corruption-ocracy since it is never just connections and soon it is who you can pay for the connection to get the credentials. and corruption-ocracy leads to shit-ocracy since the worst people are the ones who pay for the credentials -- if you have merit, why pay? Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (otYX+) 158
No different than when CBS freaked out over Coates not getting enough of a tongue bath for his contributions in the genre of Being Stupid On Purpose To Help Democrats. The guy literally wrote a book about Gaza without mentioning the terrorists, that's serious, top-level Stupid that cannot be held up to the light of criticism lest it dissolve into a sticky mess on your face.
____________________ Ghetto scholarship. You can't beat it. Also, is it true that "Ta-Nehisi" means "On Parole?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (YqDXo) 159
Taylor Lorenz claims the Big Bang wasn't really that big.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (+myjY) 160
Taylor Lorenz is really old!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (ZWg/U) 161
Taylor Lorenz so old her first boyfriend was a trilobite
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO) 162
Taylor is old,and I mean old! Last night I told her to act her age and she died.
Posted by: RODNEY at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (BJziQ) 163
160 Taylor Lorenz is really old!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (ZWg/U) ======= I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO) 164
Taylor doesn't have crabs, her hoo ha got blind albino crustaceans
Posted by: qAxSt at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (ZR1fB) 165
Taylor Lorenz so old her first period was Cretaceous
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (KRtlO) 166
Taylor is so old when she was a kids rainbows were in black & white.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (CIS44) 167
we got a Def Jam going up in heyeh
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (KRtlO) 168
and corruption-ocracy leads to shit-ocracy since the worst people are the ones who pay for the credentials -- if you have merit, why pay?
Posted by: Gentlemen ========= Nice chain of logic going there. Can find no disagreement with it. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (bt/Nj) 169
I bet Taylor Lorenz has all the Matlock episodes memorized by heart.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV) 170
Taylor is so old when God said "let there be light", she flipped the switch.
Posted by: BruceWayne _________________ She didn't flip a switch. She just clapped on. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (YqDXo) 171
Taylor Lorenz so old her first period was Cretaceous
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM Mic drop! Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (ewjUl) Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (KRtlO) 173
"Sound advice: Don't put your dick in crazy."
Never tell her your real address or phone number. Your sheets will thank you. Posted by: Leo D at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (89Sog) 174
150 Taylor Lorenz face so fat she used to sing for Heart
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO) NO PUFFY JOKES!!!!! Posted by: Ashley Judd Agreed! Posted by: Sean Combs at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (JCZqz) 175
Taylor Lorenz is so old her first calendar was Stonehenge.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (FfSAJ) Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (KbCG3) 177
Can she go work for People or one of those gracery store magazines? She'd be kind of cute of not for her acidic and toxic horrible mind and personality. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (et1vG) 178
Dat bish so old, she was 2nd to the apple tree.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1) 179
Nice chain of logic going there. Can find no disagreement with it.
Posted by: whig The thing is, it is inevitable and natural and unstoppable. Like entropy. All paths lead to corruption and shitocracy. We are home. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (otYX+) 180
we got a Def Jam going up in heyeh
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:26 PM (KRtlO) Def Jam, tellz ya who I am. The enemy's public, so I don't give a damn. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1) 181
So old that the last time she thought a man might be flirting with her she laughed so hard she fell off her dinosaur and broke her newspaper.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at October 10, 2024 02:28 PM (JCLJi) 182
Taylor Lorenz is so old and corrupt, she voted for Barabbas.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:29 PM (JCZqz) 183
I mean... so I'm convinced that 90% of my male commenters are prisoners whose dicks get hard when the wind blows
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:11 PM (KRtlO) Wolf is partial to brunettes and usually has *impeccable* taste in women. I'm lost on this one though. The woman looks like she just ate a smug sandwich and wants to shit it out so she can eat it again. And she's marginal up to maybe 1 nit of brightness. Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:29 PM (hmOfI) 184
Lorenz is so old, she was able to dox Adam and Eve.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:29 PM (KbCG3) 185
Taylor so old when she was born the Dead Sea just had a cold.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44) 186
The thing is, it is inevitable and natural and unstoppable. Like entropy. All paths lead to corruption and shitocracy. We are home.
Posted by: Gentlemen ========= That could make a very nice dark version of the Game of Life. "Sorry, you landed on nepotism--you get fired so that the lazy sob BIL of your boss can take your job." "Doxxed, you lose ten spaces from job loss plus your home, car, spouse, and kids." And other fun outcomes. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:30 PM (bt/Nj) 187
They're all super-left-wing, but they're also catty and vindictive.
------------------ BYRYT (But You Repeat Yourself Thrice). Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 02:30 PM (wOBbw) 188
I heard Vic saw Taylor Lorenz open for Marcel Marceau at the corner of 5th and Francois.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1) 189
Taylor is so old. Her snizz has dry rot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 02:30 PM (ewjUl) 190
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she used to write for Tablets.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (hCzfy) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (5hfjS) 192
Taylor Lorenz is so old she would get convicted of pedophilia if she touched Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (FfSAJ) 193
Whoa. Can we do this? Can we start doing nits for rating women? I'm going to try to make it a thing. Usually I don't announce it I just do it but I'm announcing it. Lorenz is good up to 1 nit.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (hmOfI) 194
Haven't read that--thanks for the reference. I will look it up on Ebay and Kindle.
Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:23 PM (bt/Nj) ------------ Not easy reading but he does name names. Heck, I'll call it what is is: a slog. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (tT6L1) 195
Taylor so old when she lactates she looks like a fog machine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44) 196
176 Taylor Lorenze is so old, she knows what killed the dinosaurs.
The JOOS! Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer Lol...speaking of which, I saw DeSantis doing a press conference today, and a reporter asked him to respond to all the misinformation about weather control devices. My friends and I watching from a table at lunch we're all joking about answers like "of course WE don't have a weather control device, but the Joos..." Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:31 PM (JCZqz) 197
Taylor Lorenz is so old she thinks her granny panties are sexy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (/U5Yz) 198
Nice chain of logic going there. Can find no disagreement with it.
Posted by: whig The thing is, it is inevitable and natural and unstoppable. Like entropy. All paths lead to corruption and shitocracy. We are home. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 10, 2024 02:27 PM (otYX+) __________________ Socialism also follows the inevitable path. First, you hose the most productive and valuable people, to favor the least productive and completely worthless parasitical people. The productive and valuable try to leave, but that would leave you with the useless wankers, so you take steps to stop them from leaving, in response to which they redouble their efforts to leave. Ultimately you build a wall with guards and machine guns to keep them from escaping the socialist paradise. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (YqDXo) 199
"npr" PBS, Childrens Television Workshop: learn to code
Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (QSrLX) 200
Also, is it true that "Ta-Nehisi" means "On Parole?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara I just call him "Tennessee Cunts". Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (OUMaO) 201
Taylor Lorenz is so old, her first job was paper-training the Puppy of the Baskervilles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (8u3VD) 202
You know that psycho b has a google alert for her name and she's reading these and crying.
It's what she deserves. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 02:32 PM (YVs21) 203
Cthulhu refers to Taylor Lorenz as one of the Old Ones.
Posted by: PabloD at October 10, 2024 02:33 PM (fMBwb) 204
Taylor Lorenz so old her first car was a ford mammoth
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:33 PM (KRtlO) 205
I'm lost on this one though. The woman looks like she just ate a smug sandwich and wants to shit it out so she can eat it again. And she's marginal up to maybe 1 nit of brightness.
Posted by: ... ========== I rarely comment on looks being undistinguished myself, but if the eyes are a window in to someone's soul--hers is lost. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:33 PM (bt/Nj) 206
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she breast fed a T-Rex.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1) 207
Can she go work for People or one of those gracery store magazines?
__________________ The ones written for people who move their lips when they read? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (YqDXo) 208
Socialism also follows the inevitable path. First, you hose the most productive and valuable people, to favor the least productive and completely worthless parasitical people. The productive and valuable try to leave, but that would leave you with the useless wankers, so you take steps to stop them from leaving, in response to which they redouble their efforts to leave. Ultimately you build a wall with guards and machine guns to keep them from escaping the socialist paradise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ======= Nice syllogism. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (bt/Nj) Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (c711F) 210
I'm doing my best to keep this post Prometheus free.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (ycU6/) 211
I ain't sayin' Taylor is old . . . but there's a painting of her on a cave wall in France.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu) 212
Tom Bombadil defers to Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (FfSAJ) 213
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she statutory raped Fred Flinstone.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (KbCG3) 214
I was today years old when I learned that Taylor Lorenz was Shakespeare's inspiration for The Taming of the Shrew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO) 215
Taylor Swift so old she lost her virginity to a plankton
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (KRtlO) 216
Taylor has so many wrinkles, Freddy is like "Damn girl get you some Oil of Ulay".
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (hmOfI) 217
Taylor Lorenz could have been smarter but she refused to touch the Monolith.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (+myjY) 218
I'm doing my best to keep this post Prometheus free.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (ycU6/) BEAT IT, blubber. We've got our very OWN asshole for that! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1) 219
215 Taylor Swift so old she lost her virginity to a plankton
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (KRtlO) ====== The meme is spreading to all the female Taylors! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO) 220
C'mon cut Taylor some slack. Her face has recovered remarkably well from the burns she suffered at Pompeii.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (v6JzV) 221
207 Can she go work for People or one of those gracery store magazines?
__________________ The ones written for people who move their lips when they read? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:34 PM (YqDXo) Don't forget the finger on the page as they try to suss out the words. Posted by: CaliGirl at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (YVs21) 222
Taylor Lorenz is so old "Jurrasic Park" brought back memories.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44) Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:36 PM (KRtlO) 224
Taylor Swift so old she lost her virginity to a plankton
******************* she's really getting into Madonna territory now Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 10, 2024 02:36 PM (M7vhK) 225
222 Taylor Lorenz is so old "Jurrasic Park" brought back memories.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44) F. That was a good one. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:36 PM (KbCG3) 226
Sheriff Taylor was so dumb he allowed Barney to carry a gun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:36 PM (+myjY) 227
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she used to steam douche at Old Faithful when it was just persistent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1) 228
Obviously if this gross internet stalker had attended a Trump event and labeled him a "war criminal," she'd still be working for the Post.
------------ It's not too late for her to try the novel idea of calling Trump "literally Hitler" and getting a shot as White House Potted-Plant Press Secretary. Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 02:37 PM (wOBbw) 229
Not easy reading but he does name names. Heck, I'll call it what is is: a slog.
Posted by: blake ========= I read those books late at night when I cannot sleep. Same with technical manuals etc. Posted by: whig at October 10, 2024 02:37 PM (bt/Nj) 230
Do you think Taylor ever had sex? I mean, with a man not some inanimate object.
Posted by: Truthbomb at October 10, 2024 02:37 PM (lMDkH) 231
How many of you clicked the NPR article link? It has her photo, with the caption: Taylor Lorenz, shown above in February in Los Angeles at a Galentine's Day brunch thrown by a Los Angeles online influencer.
Galentine's Day? Tell me you're a depressed, single, middle-aged cat/wine mom girl boss AWFL without telling me. Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:37 PM (JCZqz) 232
Sorry. I thought we were doing any Taylor now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (+myjY) 233
Taylor Lorenz is so old, every month she gets a triassic period.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (hmOfI) 234
Taylor Lorenz so old her high school mascot was a rock
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO) 235
Also, is it true that "Ta-Nehisi" means "On Parole?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:25 PM (YqDXo) Looks to me like he wanted to "King Tut"-ize the state of Tennessee Posted by: Oldcat at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (n7h9X) 236
When tech columnist Taylor Lorenz
I don't think being around since the invention of the wheel makes you a "tech columnist". Posted by: spindrift at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (OguvZ) 237
Taylor Lorenz is so old she planted the Runestone. Then cried when it was labeled as potentially inauthentic.
Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (2bFN5) 238
She'd be kind of cute of not for her acidic and toxic horrible mind and personality.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 10, 2024 *** Seconded. (I hope this does not destroy my street cred for impeccable taste in women!) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu) 239
Taylor Lorenz so old her high school mascot was a rock
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO) Damn! I was just typing: Taylore Lorenz so old when I asked for her birth certificate she handed me a rock. Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44) 240
Taylor Lorenz so old she was worried about the new fangled printing press's effect on the development of the next couple of generations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO) 241
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she modeled for the Venus of Willendorf idol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz) 242
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she hit Hadrian's Wall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV) 243
>>>I was just typing: Taylore Lorenz so old when I asked for her birth certificate she handed me a rock.
that's a good one Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (KRtlO) 244
Taylor Lorenz is so old her first words were Let there be light.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:40 PM (hmOfI) 245
Taylor Lorenz so old, there wasn't dirt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) 246
when Taylor Lorenz says "kids these days" the bitch mean "bipeds"
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO) 247
0 C'mon cut Taylor some slack. Her face has recovered remarkably well from the burns she suffered at Pompeii.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 *** * Applause * Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:40 PM (J2vNu) 248
226 Sheriff Taylor was so dumb he allowed Barney to carry a gun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 02:36 PM (+myjY) -------------- Sometimes you've got to clip it in the bud. Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 02:41 PM (wOBbw) 249
I had to read the NPR piece to get some knowledge
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:41 PM (/7KEl) 250
Taylor Lorenz ... did ... An interview with The Hollywood Reporter about launching her own digital magazine, called Used-up Hag.
--- At least she's honest. Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV) 252
227 Taylor Lorenz is so old, she used to steam douche at Old Faithful when it was just persistent.
Posted by: Sponge 👍 Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at October 10, 2024 02:42 PM (JCZqz) 253
Taylor Lorenz so old when I complimented her alligator shoes she said "Bitch I'm barefoot"
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:42 PM (CIS44) 254
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she hit Hadrian's Wall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV) --------------- The Original Grass Ceiling. Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 10, 2024 02:43 PM (wOBbw) 255
Ultimately you build a wall with guards and machine guns to keep them from escaping the socialist paradise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ----------- And then a bloody war and wipe the board and start over. At meritocracy if very very lucky. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 10, 2024 02:43 PM (otYX+) 256
Taylor Lorenz so old, she bit Nosferatu.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1) 257
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she hit Hadrian's Wall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV) heh Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (CIS44) 258
Taylor Lorenz is so old that she used to sing New Macdonald Has a Farm
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (hmOfI) 259
Taylor Lorenz is so old, her circadian rhythm is on a 20 hour cycle. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (w6EFb) 260
How old do you think this miserable twat really is? I say mid-40s at the oldest.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/) 261
And yes, Ace, I know that line about "when the wind blows" comes for Eddie Murphy's character in 48 Hrs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (J2vNu) 262
Taylor Lorenz announces lawsuit against a group known as "the Horde" . She claims defamation and age discrimination and asks that the court find the Horde "ickey"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (UJ9QF) 263
BREAKING: Courtney Stodden Has Removed Her Lip Fillers
https://tinyurl.com/mtp5zu92 https://tinyurl.com/23sbubzr Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (/U5Yz) 264
Taylor Lorenz calls Old Bay Seasoning just Bay Seasoning.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (hmOfI) 265
Taylor Lorenz is so old, her blood type is dust.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (KbCG3) 266
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she served as Michelangelo's technical advisor for the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV) 267
How old do you think this miserable twat really is? I say mid-40s at the oldest.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/) Her serious pancake makeup tells me 58. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1) 268
Taylor Lorenz so old she used Preparation A.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (CIS44) 269
How old do you think this miserable twat really is? I say mid-40s at the oldest.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 02:44 PM (iFTx/ Greetings fellow kids. Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (AiZBA) 270
Taylor Lorenz is so old, we're just repeating the Neanderthals'' jokes about how old she was.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2) 271
How old is this woman?? she does not look that old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 10, 2024 02:46 PM (ZtyUu) 272
https://tinyurl.com/23sbubzr Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (/U5Yz) Looking quasi normal is news? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1) 273
Taylor Lorenz is so old she remembers when you used to have to get up to change the channel.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (hmOfI) 274
271 How old is this woman?? she does not look that old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 10, 2024 02:46 PM (ZtyUu) Hard to say. Everyone who was alive when she was born died hundreds of years ago. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (KbCG3) 275
271 How old is this woman?? she does not look that old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 10, 2024 02:46 PM (ZtyUu) ======= Said Methuselah. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO) 276
Oldest son is friends with the student senate president at KU. Said he was very busy yesterday dealing with pissed off alumni.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF) 277
Taylor Lorenz is so old, plate tectonics wasn't a thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (3dByF) 279
Taylor Lorenz is so old she went to Keith Richards' Baptizing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (17s+e) 280
Taylor Lorenz is so old, we're just repeating the Neanderthals'' jokes about how old she was.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 *** You know that theory about how the Neanderthals were actually nocturnal cannibals? They warned each other not to capture Taylor. "That sapien be TOUGH to chew!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (J2vNu) Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl) 282
>>>261 And yes, Ace, I know that line about "when the wind blows" comes for Eddie Murphy's character in 48 Hrs.
there you go. I always think of the line "Let's see -- what -- I -- can f**k with next." Whenever i post a video of a cat knocking things over, I want to add that audio. Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO) 283
276 Oldest son is friends with the student senate president at KU. Said he was very busy yesterday dealing with pissed off alumni.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF) ======= "We had no idea that universities were breeding grounds for leftist radicalism!" I question the value of a KU education. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO) 284
Taylor Lorenz so old to make money she will star in "Debbie Does Dialysis".
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (CIS44) 285
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she drank original formula Plague Doctor Pepper.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (JCZqz) 286
Hey Taylor,
I'm single now, we went to high school together, and we're both barely closeted anti-Semites. Let's get together sometime! Posted by: Jimmy Carter at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (PPG5a) 287
Taylor Lorenz is so old, Abe Vigoda never remembered a time where she wasn't around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) 288
How she survived the Inquisition is anybody's guess.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2) 289
271 How old is this woman?? she does not look that old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB She dates somewhere between the Mesozoic and Paleozoic eras. Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:49 PM (/U5Yz) 290
How old is this woman?? she does not look that old.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 10, 2024 *** Seriously, she seems to be about forty. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu) 291
281 Wiki says she's 36-39
somewhere in there- it's not clear Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl) They mean 36-39 AD. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3) 292
Taylor Lorenz announces lawsuit against a group known as "the Horde" . She claims defamation and age discrimination and asks that the court find the Horde "ickey"
Posted by: Smell the Glove What, no charge of elder abuse? Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 10, 2024 02:50 PM (OUMaO) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 10, 2024 02:50 PM (17s+e) 294
When Taylor Lorenz learned to count, numbers only went up to 85.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:50 PM (hmOfI) 295
Taylor Lorenz so old she was born in Pangea.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (CIS44) 296
Taylor Lorenz so old her high school science project was Protoplasm and You
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO) 297
I always think of the line "Let's see -- what -- I -- can f**k with next."
Whenever i post a video of a cat knocking things over, I want to add that audio. Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 *** Now that line I *don't* remember. I've seen the film only once, when it was new. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu) 298
Taylor Lorenz is so old, when she was born the Welsh still had vowels.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (FnneF) 299
I hear she's into Asian dudes ever since she got boinked by Peking Man.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (v6JzV) 300
The role of Taylor Lorenz will be played by Brian Dennehey.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (BXOLy) 301
Wiki says she's 36-39
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl) I wonder whether someone can wander over to Greenwich High School and take a look at the year books from that period. I'll bet she is in the 39-42 cohort... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (d9fT1) 302
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she remembers protesting Native Americans as colonizers.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (JCZqz) 303
When Taylor Lorenz learned to count, numbers only went up to 85.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 02:50 PM (hmOfI) That was just after the big bang and just before universal expansion. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (AiZBA) 304
Wiki says she's 36-39
somewhere in there- it's not clear Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl) Of course Wiki is not to be trusted to give the truth if it disfavors the Left. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (8u3VD) 305
Every time Taylor Lorenz sees a shadow on the ground she checks it against her watch.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM (/U5Yz) 306
Kirk's talk of being old in Star Trek II really spoke to Taylor upon the film's original release.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO) 307
Taylor Lorenz is so olde...
Posted by: Saxon Man at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2) 308
Taylor Lorenz is so old, her first date was with an Amoeba.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1) 309
Lorenz's professional fate at the paper was in doubt even prior to her announcement. Since August, its editors had grappled with the disclosure that Lorenz had labeled President Biden a "war criminal" in a selfie from a White House event in which Biden was visible in the background. She had circulated the picture to friends in a private social media post. Career death by suicide Posted by: Zombie Theodore Roosevelt at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (i4sOa) 310
I will say, though, that when TL is *not* smiling, she does not look like much fun to be around.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (J2vNu) 311
Two words that should never be used in headlines about polls or politics: Panic & Desperate
For these reasons It's trite! It's NEVER true. It's annoying as hell. Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (NLIak) 312
>> How she survived the Inquisition is anybody's guess.
I don't know how she survived the Late Heavy Bombardment. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (w6EFb) 313
@61
Here she is in motion, fake crying. She is MILF hot, without the M https://tinyurl.com/29jm95nv Posted by: anon2020 at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (RqMDa) 314
I will say, though, that when TL is *not* smiling, she does not look like much fun to be around.
== It's the arthritis. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (17s+e) 315
Taylor Lorenz is so old, that Herodotus was her first biographer.
Posted by: Saxon Man at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2) 316
311 Two words that should never be used in headlines about polls or politics: Panic & Desperate
For these reasons It's trite! It's NEVER true. It's annoying as hell. Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 02:53 PM (NLIak) ======= "Kamala is desperate to be taken seriously as a person." Nah. It can be used. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO) 317
The Two Tay-Tays Tour See Swift and Lorenz together on one stage (of a rocket)! Watch as it is launched into the Sun! Posted by: Zombie Theodore Roosevelt at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (i4sOa) 318
I've never heard of Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 02:55 PM (NLIak) 319
Wow, 8 days into the new Fiscal Year, FEMA has already spent half of its budget... on projects that were already slated to be funded, not Emergencies.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 10, 2024 02:55 PM (QAkQ3) 320
Taylor Lorenz so old she was born in Pangea.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 *** Maybe it was Gondwanaland. Or was that where her best friend lived? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu) 321
How old is Taylor? Well, Socrates drank poison and not for the reason everyone assumes....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 10, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1) 322
Here she is in motion, fake crying.
She is MILF hot, without the M https://tinyurl.com/29jm95nv Posted by: anon2020 at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (RqMDa) That's downright f*cking pathetic. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (CIS44) 324
Here she is in motion, fake crying.
She is MILF hot, without the M https://tinyurl.com/29jm95nv Posted by: anon2020 at October 10, 2024 *** That's what I was afraid of Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu) 325
Not all women are super models, but even those with less than stellar looks that have personality are attractive.
If you have neither, you end up like this. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (lTGtQ) 326
Taylor is so old the Babylonians built a tower to escape her company.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (c711F) 327
301 Wiki says she's 36-39
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl) I wonder whether someone can wander over to Greenwich High School and take a look at the year books from that period. I'll bet she is in the 39-42 cohort... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM Actually I consider that young. Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (o2ZRX) 328
I've never heard of Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 02:55 PM (NLIak) I've only heard of her because of here, but will admit, it's fun AND funny! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 330
That's downright f*cking pathetic.
Posted by: Sponge If i recall correctly, she was "crying" about being doxxed AFTER going to some random woman's home and doxxing her over some posts mocking Biden, or somesuch. Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz) 331
Taylor is so old the Lorenz-Fitzgerald Contraction was named for her baby sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (J2vNu) 332
Taylor so old, Conan cast her into an endless dark pit of strange provenance when she went up against him in battle in original form as a witch of the Old Ones during the Cimmerian Age.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO) 333
Taylor Lorenz is so old, on the 7th day, she was already 6 months in.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1) 334
Taylor is so old the Babylonians built a tower to escape her company.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 02:56 PM (c711F) --- It would only feel like reaching Heaven. Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (krQz2) 335
What, no charge of elder abuse? Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum I am disappoint that the Victor Davis Hanson descriptor for us as "cruel" was not in there. Posted by: Zombie Theodore Roosevelt at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (i4sOa) Posted by: spindrift at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (OguvZ) 337
I wonder whether someone can wander over to Greenwich High School and take a look at the year books from that period. I'll bet she is in the 39-42 cohort...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 10, 2024 02:51 PM Actually I consider that young. Posted by: Eromero Question for the AoSHQ Style Guide: Is it still considered "bagging a cougar" if they are younger than you?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 338
276 Oldest son is friends with the student senate president at KU. Said he was very busy yesterday dealing with pissed off alumni.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF) ______________ On top of that nitwit's inflammatory and idiotic comments, I was annoyed that he was lecturing wearing stuff you'd wear to do yard work. Look professional, nitwit. Coat and tie, please? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo) 339
She's a PreCambrian 3.
Posted by: spindrift at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (OguvZ) It's the brow ridge. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (AiZBA) 340
316
headline: "Desperate DEMs Panicking About (fill in the blank)". You either love it, or you're sick of these bu**zh*t cliches, I guess. Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (NLIak) 341
Okay, my balls are done
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (/7KEl) 342
Taylor Lorenz so old she was middle age in the Middle Ages
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (KRtlO) 343
Taylor Lorenz is so old she remembers the Charlie Gibson joke.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (hmOfI) 344
Cheer up Taylor, Old age doesn't last that long. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (+oR7L) 345
>>> She's a PreCambrian 3.
Posted by: spindrift at October 10, 2024 02:58 PM (OguvZ) It's the brow ridge. hah Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (KRtlO) 346
If i recall correctly, she was "crying" about being doxxed AFTER going to some random woman's home and doxxing her over some posts mocking Biden, or somesuch.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz) --- The left is okay with "punching down" if you punch the right type of people. Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (krQz2) Posted by: Zombie Theodore Roosevelt at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (i4sOa) 348
This is all ancient history.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2024 03:00 PM (i24o9) 349
Taylor Lorenz first job was at a Burger Cave
Posted by: ace at October 10, 2024 03:01 PM (KRtlO) 350
Taylor so old, her last name was "Osaurus" Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 03:01 PM (+oR7L) 351
Oldest son is friends with the student senate president at KU. Said he was very busy yesterday dealing with pissed off alumni.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 02:47 PM (2UnvF) ______________ On top of that nitwit's inflammatory and idiotic comments, I was annoyed that he was lecturing wearing stuff you'd wear to do yard work. Look professional, nitwit. Coat and tie, please? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo) _______ What happened at KU? Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/) 352
If Taylor Lorenz had a son, he'd look like Heidelberg Man.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz) 353
launching her own digital magazine, called User Mag.
Has "more like Used Rag, amirite?" been used yet? Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (lg881) 354
"Three people at the Post with knowledge of events tell NPR that Lorenz lost the trust of the newsroom's leadership both by posting that selfie with the caption about Biden and then by willfully misleading editors in claiming that she had not done so." That's hilarious. Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (et1vG) 355
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she remembers when scams were called "ziggurat schemes."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV) 356
What happened at KU?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/) _______________ Some shithead lecturer said men who wouldn't vote for a female president should be lined up and shot. I guess just any female candidate would do, by his lights. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Frank Barone at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (+oR7L) 358
launching her own digital magazine, called User Mag.
Has "more like Used Rag, amirite?" been used yet? Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (lg881) Or better "Used Hag" I guess. Dammit. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (lg881) 359
Taylor so old, her last name was "Osaurus" Posted by: Frank Barone Of the Silurian O'Sauruses? Very fine family -- for reptiles. Posted by: Zombie Theodore Roosevelt at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (i4sOa) 360
Taylor Lorenz is so old the hot dance at her prom was the Charleston
Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (HJ9BW) 361
God flooded the earth to rid the world of Taylor but she survived.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (c711F) 362
Taylor Lorenz is so old, she went on The Dating Game and chose from three archaeologists.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (hmOfI) 363
The first picture of Taylor Lorenz can be found on a cave wall.
Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2) 364
360 Taylor Lorenz is so old the hot dance at her prom was the Charleston
Posted by: steevy She's so old, she walked like an Egyptian before the Bangles made it cool. Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (JCZqz) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (i24o9) 366
Taylor Lorenz is so old the hot dance at her prom was the Charleston
Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2024 *** St. Vitus taught her to dance Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (J2vNu) 367
What happened at KU?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/) _______________ Some shithead lecturer said men who wouldn't vote for a female president should be lined up and shot. I guess just any female candidate would do, by his lights. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:02 PM (YqDXo) __________ Ahhh ... so just any other day at these fecal institutions then Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/) 368
You know apparently sometime back Substack offered her a contract to come and do her "journalism" there and she refused. And now she's doing it on her own. I think that is telling that she got fired.
Posted by: buzzion at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (aRLgQ) 369
>Some shithead lecturer said men who wouldn't vote for a female president should be lined up and shot.
---- oh right-I read the groveling apology that followed it was just that the speaker was 'so passionate about his feelings' oops Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl) 370
Say, does anyone have the contact information for this fine young lady? My publication values honest, thoughtful voices from across the political spectrum...
Posted by: Dr. William Kristol at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (PiwSw) 371
I'd hit that.
Posted by: Kennewick Man at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (i24o9) 372
Taylor Lorenz is so old the hot dance at her prom was the Charleston
Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM (HJ9BW) --- No, it was "Man first walks erect". Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (krQz2) 373
Here she is in motion, fake crying.
She is MILF hot, without the M https://tinyurl.com/29jm95nv Posted by: anon2020 at October 10, 2024 02:54 PM (RqMDa) For the love of God, recalibrate man. Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (/U5Yz) 374
Crap. Now we'll never find out what happened in the Late Bronze Age.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 *** Ask Taylor! She was an eyewitness! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (J2vNu) 375
Wiki is odd concerninf
g Lorenz… listed as born from 1984-1987… long gestation, that.. Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (PCK5/) 376
Oh Taylor. You really aren’t smarter and more special than everyone else. A tough lesson to learn, I am sure.
Posted by: Piper at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (p4NUW) 377
St. Vitus taught her to dance
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius And then she asked for John the Baptist's head on a platter. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV) 378
Taylor Lorenz is so old that "I Love Lucy" had a different meaning
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/) 379
When Taylor Lorenz was young the encyclopedia was just one page.
Posted by: ... at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (hmOfI) 380
Pro Tip, Taylor. You have to suck a dick.
Posted by: Kamala at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (i24o9) 381
Taylor Lorenz is so old the hot dance at her prom was the Charleston
Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2024 03:03 PM --- No, it was "Man first walks erect". Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 *** I'll warrant she was happy about that Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu) 382
Taylor Lorenz claimed she left the Washington Post of her own accord. "If you don't quit, we'll air all your dirty laundry from the newsroom. Like when you got sloshed at the company Christmas Party and groped Bob Woodward." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (y9nCu) 383
Wiki is odd concerninf
g Lorenz… listed as born from 1984-1987… long gestation, that.. Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 03:05 PM (PCK5/) You should hear her mother complain about that labor. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (AiZBA) 384
Taylor Lorenz is so old there are cave drawings with Taylor Lorenz is so old jokes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (KbCG3) 385
I'd hit it!
Posted by: torabora at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (0Gnoc) 386
Obviously if this gross internet stalker had attended a Trump event and labeled him a "war criminal," she'd still be working for the Post.
Mostly, this story reflects badly on the Post, which fired her for a big nothing rather than all the fireable shit she has done over time, and whose employees are put there leaking about employment matters because their cattiness far exceeds their (nonexistent) professionalism. Not that I feel bad for Tay-Tay the Elder. Posted by: Scum & Bitches at October 10, 2024 03:06 PM (z5QST) 387
Taylor Lorenz has money, lots of it. But pretends to be an adolescent girl playing spin the bottle with the kool kids.
A bottle made from clay in 78AD. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (Q4IgG) 388
Taylor Lorenz is so old that Zeus passed on banging her.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (VNX3d) 389
Taylor Lorenz is so old that "I Love Lucy" had a different meaning
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade Well done. *golf clap* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV) 390
Taylor Lorenz just thinks she's young because no one has ever said "You look good for your age".
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (CIS44) 391
it was just that the speaker was 'so passionate about his feelings'
_________________ We don't care about your feelings. Those are for children and the otherwise immature. Tell us about your thoughts. Such as they are. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (YqDXo) 392
Wiki is odd concerninf
g Lorenz… listed as born from 1984-1987… long gestation, that.. Posted by: tubal Like an elephant. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (lTGtQ) 393
Some shithead lecturer said men who wouldn't vote for a female president should be lined up and shot.
--- Did they specify whether that applies to any female that you had the "opportunity" to vote for, or a firm resolve never to vote for females? Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2) Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 03:08 PM (CIS44) 395
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 10, 2024 03:08 PM (i24o9) 396
Taylor Lawrence is so old she uses Noxzema cold cream and oil of Olay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 03:08 PM (qO9hU) 397
According to Wiki:
"She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment and that she is immunocompromised." What does that even mean? And, even if true, So? Some days, I wish I were King of the World just so I could say to these ijits: "Get the f*ck outta here!" Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2024 03:08 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (AiZBA) 399
Here's the KU story: https://tinyurl.com/25eztelf
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (WPL6O) 401
Taylor Lorenz is so old that Zeus passed on banging her.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (VNX3d) --- Well, in fairness, Chronos had her. Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2) 402
Taylor Lorenz is the only person who's had more birthdays than JJ Sefton.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV) 403
Taylor Lorenz is so old the Hubble telescope never saw her birth.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (DSRy7) 404
Taylor Lorenz is so old she changed Mitch McConnell's diaper when he was a baby.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (/U5Yz) 405
Piper did you see the update on your doggo?
https://tinyurl.com/bdfm8s6c Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 *** He looks like that dog, Spuds McKenzie (?), from the beer ads a long time ago. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (J2vNu) 406
This post is starting to smell like Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (S+j2h) 407
"She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment and that she is immunocompromised."
________________ So? She's also kinda homely. Got anything else? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo) 408
Taylor Lorenz is so old she changed Mitch McConnell's diaper when he was a baby.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 03:09 PM (/U5Yz) --- Posted by: Mitch On the Changing Rock at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (krQz2) 409
Vapid, soulless, and perpetually pretending to be 25 years old is no way to go through life, b1tch.
Posted by: Gref at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (aBgBM) 410
Lorenz is so old that Vic turned her down at the Athenian Sadie Hawkins dance. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (y9nCu) 411
Now Horde the poor darling has SEVERE PTSD ‘cause people were mean to her… have you no hearts????
Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/) 412
Taylor Lorenz is so old that "I Love Lucy" had a different meaning
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade Well done. *golf clap* Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV) ________ I wasn't sure if anyone would they that one. Well done. Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/) 413
Taylor Lorenz was Hillary Clinton's wet nurse.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (Q4IgG) 414
Now Horde the poor darling has SEVERE PTSD ‘cause people were mean to her… have you no hearts????
Posted by: tubal at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/) let's email her this post. Posted by: BruceWayne at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (CIS44) 415
"She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment and that she is immunocompromised."
________________ So? She's also kinda homely. Got anything else? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo) She's old. Like older than dirt. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (i24o9) 416
She's old. Like older than dirt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 10, 2024 03:11 PM (i24o9) How old is she? Posted by: Full Circle at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (AiZBA) 417
"She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment and that she is immunocompromised."
Awwww. Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (ewjUl) 418
This post is starting to smell like Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Hatari === Is there a hint of moth balls? Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (ZWg/U) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (x0n13) 420
Noodus whitmeria (two witches in a row)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (J2vNu) 421
"She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment and that she is immunocompromised."
________________ So? She's also kinda homely. Got anything else? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo) ---------- Needs to be doused in Lume? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 10, 2024 03:13 PM (U1w17) 422
Some shithead lecturer said men who wouldn't vote for a female president should be lined up and shot.
So when is Sarah Huckabee Sanders running?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 423
NOOD
Posted by: Scum & Bitches at October 10, 2024 03:14 PM (z5QST) 424
sock be gone
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 10, 2024 03:14 PM (AiZBA) 425
oh right-I read the groveling apology that followed it was just that the speaker was 'so passionate about his feelings' oops Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2024 03:14 PM (y9nCu) 426
She's old. Like older than dirt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder Didn't Jim Morrison reference her in "Touch me hag"? Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2024 03:14 PM (WXNFJ) 427
She said in interviews that she has severe PTSD from experiencing online harassment
Paging Gen. Patton. Gen. Patton, please pick up the white courtesy phone. And bring your slapping gloves. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 10, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV) 428
She's mere months away from being a candidate to be a regular on the LOLcow live podcast. The begging for mortgage payments begins soon.
Posted by: MNgiggle at October 10, 2024 03:21 PM (UaLwK) 429
79 She isn't going to make as a Only Fans
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 02:12 PM (tVSH2) Oh,noFans! Posted by: haffhowershower at October 10, 2024 03:25 PM (NMT5x) 430
263 BREAKING: Courtney Stodden Has Removed Her Lip Fillers
https://tinyurl.com/mtp5zu92 https://tinyurl.com/23sbubzr Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 10, 2024 02:45 PM (/U5Yz) Kumswala also removes her lip fillers...just long enough to ramble and cackle. IYKWIMAITYD Posted by: haffhowershower at October 10, 2024 03:29 PM (NMT5x) 431
My severe PTSD gave me an erection lasting more than four hours.
I called the hotline and Taylor Lorenz answered. Posted by: Tom Perry at October 10, 2024 03:35 PM (MX0bI) 432
68 I don't think I would call her "elderly". She's 39. An elderly spinster would be in her 60's. I found a picture of her when she was smiling and she looked o.k.-just a nasty personality and a leftist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2024 02:10 PM (MQJVv) Yeah, like Jack Benny was 39. No offence Fenlon, but you're no judge of grandmothers in Grrranimals. Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 10, 2024 03:45 PM (j459K) 433
Donny Trumpy boy, we live in a world that does not need walls, and guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You, SgtMaj Walz? We need Transgenders in the military.
I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom as the Biden nurse maid. You weep for the Hurricane Victims and you curse the the Government. America’s death, while tragic, saves terrorist lives. And my existence, while grotesque and perverted to you, *saves terrorist lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at 1600 PA Avenue.. You need me there . We use words like gay pride, BJs, Transgender Sex. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something perverted. You use them as a punchline on Fox. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to MAGA extremists who rise and sleep under the blanket on a cold ally while homeless, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Glock and stand on a San Fran Street corner. Either way, I do not care because Global Warming is the greatest threat to the USA. Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 10, 2024 04:32 PM (BSF0H) 434
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