Staff At Doug Emhoff's Law Firm Allege He Was an "A**shole" Misogynist Who Promoted Women Who Were "Pretty" and Punished Women Who "Didn't Flirt Back" With Him

The buried news here is that he isn't gay.

That is a shock.

But he is another weak, wormy, grubby Male Feminist Ally, which means he's a beater and cheater and maybe something much worse.

Kamala Harris's husband was 'inappropriate' and 'misogynistic' at work, his former colleagues tell DailyMail.com.
Attorneys who worked with Doug Emhoff at his former firm Venable say he yelled expletives, held a men-only cocktail hour in the office, revoked work perks from women who didn't flirt with him, and took only young, attractive associates in a limousine to a ball.
A 2019 lawsuit also claimed sex discrimination by other partners in the LA office Emhoff ran, and that while engaged to Harris, he hired an 'unqualified' part-time model as a legal secretary 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office'.
The claims are the latest in a string of allegations revealed by DailyMail.com that threaten to shatter Emhoff's image, heavily promoted by the Harris presidential campaign, of a feminist ally and 'wife guy'.
In August DailyMail.com revealed the Los Angeles lawyer cheated on his first wife and got his daughter's grade school teacher-cum-nanny pregnant.
Emhoff admitted to the affair after the story broke.
And last week we uncovered claims that he struck his ex-girlfriend in 2012.
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Neither he nor the White House have commented to any other media, including DailyMail.com.
Now his former colleagues from the Venable Los Angeles office, which he ran from 2006 to 2017, are coming forward with allegations about his 'inappropriate' and 'a**hole' behavior in the workplace.
They all spoke upon agreement they would not be named, fearing retaliation.
One senior former staffer claimed Emhoff 'bragged' about yelling 'get the f*** out of my office' to a female partner at the firm, later telling his top male colleagues that he had 'put her in her place'.
'She had to ask him something,' the ex-staffer said. 'His office door was closed. She said to his secretary, 'is he on the phone?' She said no. She tapped on the door, he didn't answer, so she slightly opened the door and stuck her head in.
'He said "get the f*** out of my office."
'What's worse was he bragged about it to the management at Venable and they were aghast. He's an a**hole. He told them how he "put her in her place". A misogynist, that's who does that.'

A female ex-staffer said it was well-known at the firm that Emhoff was 'very flirty' and that 'if you weren't flirty back or didn't respond positively then you were on his s**t list.'
This former Venable lawyer accused him of 'favoritism', saying the consequences of not flirting with him were that 'you wouldn't get to work on the cases you wanted to work on.'

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A woman who worked under Emhoff as a junior attorney at Venable told DailyMail.com that he favored 'young, pretty girls' at the firm.
'If there was an event, like the Justice Ball, he would favor certain people. Usually it was young, pretty girls. And he would prefer for them to ride with him. He would get a limo,' she said.
'I just don't think his behavior was appropriate for the position he was in.'

A new Male Feminist Ally trend: using Conservative Hot Girls for promotion.

Before anyone says these allegations seem petty:

Don't do the media's job for them. You know they've been screaming that JD Vance is nearly a rapist for talking about a real socio-political phenomenon, "childless cat ladies."

These are their rules.

Doug Emhoff has been Credibly Accused and is therefore Guilty.

Posted by: Ace at 01:07 PM

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1 Emhoff: Pimp hand and limp wrist.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

2 first

Posted by: Chuck C at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (yOPBE)

3 *points and laughs and Chuck C.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1)

4 Don't do the media's job for them. You know they've been screaming that JD Vance is nearly a rapist for talking about a real socio-political phenomenon, "childless cat ladies."

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When Democrat men mistreat women, it's fine because they're fighting the good fight to allow abortions for their au pairs and help their sexless wives avoid gossip from her friend group.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

5 He is a model for a modern male Democrat, an apt partner in perversion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (zG664)

6 It's ALWAYS who these "male feminists" are.

That's why liberal women hate men. These are the only examples they know and think conservatives MUST be worse.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (N1DT3)

7 I'm guessing we'll hear a lot less now about how he's redefined masculinity.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (xCA6C)

8 Where are all the female US Senators who spoke out against Kavanaugh?

Where is flaming heterosexual Corey Booker who was unhinged about Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (i7Q7S)

9 Believe All Women!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (rOxFH)

10 8 Where are all the female US Senators who spoke out against Kavanaugh?

Where is flaming heterosexual Corey Booker who was unhinged about Kavanaugh?
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (i7Q7S)

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They are saying nothing because they are partisans who believe in nothing but their own power?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

11 I think it's pretty clear that Kamala has a "type."

I'd wager Willie Brown was exactly the same.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (N1DT3)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

13 I get that we believe all women, but do we believe lawyers?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (2VehT)

14 Staff At Doug Emhoff's Law Firm Allege He Was an "A**shole" Misogynist Who Promoted Women Who Were "Pretty" and Punished Women Who "Didn't Flirt Back" With Him

The buried news here is that he isn't gay.

He's just a perpetual 10th grader.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (aKxz7)

15 But he is a misogynist with JOY JOY JOY.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

16 Fuck.....I should just go back and lay down.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

17 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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*points and laughs and Sponge.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

18 Kamala certainly knows how to pick her men, Walz, Sluggo Doug . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (L/fGl)

19 I guarantee he's raped a chick AND a dude.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

20 grade school teacher-cum-nanny

I did a double take on that one. Cum nanny? Oh, wait.

Posted by: spindrift at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (OguvZ)

21 I just don't think his behavior was appropriate for the position he was in.'

Now, if he had been a partner in the law firm, THEN it would have been ok!

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (xu4vb)

22 and? at.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

23 FIST!

Posted by: Also Pete Buttigieg at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (2VehT)

24 "They are saying nothing because they are partisans who believe in nothing but their own power?"

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What?!

These are SERIOUS people speaking truth to power!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (i7Q7S)

25 The most shocking thing about Doug Jerk-Emhoff being a sleazy sex fiend at work is that he was apparently doing this to women. I would have lost a sizeable amount of money on a bet that Dougie liked dick.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

26 Bill Whitaker: “You’ve changed your positions so much that no one believes anything.”

Harris: “Well, I’m the vice president and I travel a lot.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

27 429 That's what I've been saying. She's terrified that she'll be revealed as an imposter.

Trump has been alluding to that recently, although more literally as an imposter.

She's dumbfounding to watch. The polls can't be real if she's getting any support at all.
Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (xu4vb

From the last thread. I think Trump calling her stupid and not smart over and over forces her to come outta hiding to prove it wrong but, well you know....

Posted by: Barky o numbnutz at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (uBBbP)

28 You know who else isn't gay?

I am. I am not gay.

Posted by: Governor Gavin Newsome at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (vcOmj)

29 Doug's mama didn't raise him right

I wonder what's up with that? eldest son, or youngest baby, so spoiled?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (s3qiR)

30 Luis Tiant, "Senor Smoke", passed away at age 83.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

31 Hey, I'm not gay either!

Posted by: Governor Le Pantomane at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (vcOmj)

32 None of this will make the "news"

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (IyPmt)

33 I think it's pretty clear that Kamala has a "type."

I'd wager Willie Brown was exactly the same.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (N1DT3)

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Good point.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

34 Is this guy's first name Jack by any chance?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (w9Wax)

35 The complaints are making my ears hurt but I hope they succeed.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (hmOfI)

36
Doug Emhoff is the type of guy who giggles whenever anyone refers to "their staff".

"you get it? My Staff!!"
-Doug Emhoff

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (+oR7L)

37 Maybe its because Emhoff is so messed up that his daughter is really messed up.

*Cues up Aerosmith's "Janey's Gotta Gun.'*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (rOxFH)

38 We fiercely heterosexual types should start a club.

Posted by: Cory Booker at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (OguvZ)

39 Don't do the media's job for them.

We have to bury this story ourselves?

Posted by: The MFM at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (hKf3k)

40 The most shocking thing about Doug Jerk-Emhoff being a sleazy sex fiend at work is that he was apparently doing this to women. I would have lost a sizeable amount of money on a bet that Dougie liked dick.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

It's just Tuesday. We have the rest of the week. Patience. It is Pedowood.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (6PUpl)

41 Where have I heard this story before? Oh, yeah, every leftist man is like this. It is why lefty women hate men; the ones they know are jerks.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

42 Emhoff may be the only man who can beat Kamala

Posted by: Oglebay at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (ogTiX)

43 None of this will make the "news"
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (IyPmt)

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It was briefly the top story at Daily Mail, but I don't think that counts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

44 I so bad want Trump to go to the White House and ask Biden on camera for his endorsement.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (MjMtL)

45 He's a beater. He's a cheater. He's a worry-eater.

Posted by: Steve Miller, working on an alternate 2nd chorus at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (vCRHt)

46 I did not have sexual relations with that secretary!

Yet

Posted by: Doug Emhoff, First Hound dog at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (2VehT)

47 I never thought Imhoff was gay, just a douche. Now that horse cum guzzling Walz guy.....

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (RciXp)

48 That would be an interesting White House dynamic... to have a president who gets beaten by her husband.

I wonder what the Secret Service would do?

Posted by: Thatch at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (D9qzU)

49 Harris On What She Would Do Different From Biden: “There Is Not A Thing That Comes To Mind”

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Good to know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

50 It was briefly the top story at Daily Mail, but I don't think that counts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

Unlike the American press

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (IyPmt)

51 I can't believe there was an office where you had to be pretty, flirty and a kissass to get ahead. This is wild.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (hmOfI)

52 32 None of this will make the "news"
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (IyPmt)

You're sadly correct, apropos of nothing one of my LIV friends had never heard of the laptop from hell, I asked her this year and she had no idea what I was talking about. She googled it and was shocked.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (CmlIW)

53 Doug Emhoff is the type of guy who giggles whenever anyone refers to "their staff".

"you get it? My Staff!!"
-Doug Emhoff
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (+oR7L)

Dems are weird.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (rj6Yv)

54
*points and laughs and Sponge.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 08, 2024 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

I accept that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

55 I am not surprised in the least. The Democratic party is refuge to all manner of pervert, liar, thief, pedophile, misogynists, influence peddlers, and traitors. Emhoff is among their cream.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)

56 VP Harris has the first gentleman stopped beating you yet?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (CIS44)

57 Posted by: Lerra at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (cSUYB)

"Imma cut you, bitch!!!"

- - - - Sarah

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Harris On What She Would Do Different From Biden: “There Is Not A Thing That Comes To Mind”

Weren't they running on "time for a change" or some shit just a few weeks ago?

Posted by: spindrift at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)

59 which means he's a beater and cheater and maybe something much worse.

Steve Miller's less-successful follow up to "The Joker."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (Q0kLU)

60 Last night at 3am, our night cat Trumpy's sister Snowflake came in the house and I think he was trying to bang her.

Democrat behaviour.

But he's a cat.

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (jvJvP)

61 Doug Emhoff is the type of guy who giggles whenever anyone refers to "their staff".

"you get it? My Staff!!"
-Doug Emhoff
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2024 01:14 PM (+oR7L)

Dems are weird.

Ummmm....

Posted by: Archimedes, considers who at AOSHQ would giggle at that at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (xCA6C)

62 PSA - don't click on that hot girl link. None of us know where that link has been.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (rOxFH)

63 Someone in a position of substantial power despises Kumswala and has a hard on to take her out. We would NEVER have seen any unfavorable stories like this coming out about Obama. Every story that bubbled up that was unfavorable to him was immediately buried.

These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

64
It's Trump's fault.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (JpcBn)

65 64 So: who is it?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

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The Lindbergh Baby.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

66 Wasn't Emhoff an entertainment lawyer?

Wonder if he ever showed up at one of P Diddy's "parties."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

67 Next you'll tell me there's a place with a female boss who treats the men much better while torturing all the female staff. Also she has mood swings.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (hmOfI)

68 Damn. I guess the hot girls aren't waiting anymore

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (RIT1U)

69 I can't believe there was an office where you had to be pretty, flirty and a kissass to get ahead. This is wild.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:16 PM (hmOfI)

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Heh, not my office. The bosses are all celibate, so the uglier the better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

70 These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

Everyone not currently on the Harris payroll?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (xCA6C)

71 I hope Doug didn't grab those women by the you know what.

Posted by: WisRich at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (G0vdT)

72 Kamala is probably in the Diddy Files

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (rOxFH)

73 71 Everyone not currently on the Harris payroll?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (xCA6C)

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Theory:

Harris herself.

On accident.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

74 Wait .. Now Kamala wants to be just like Joe ? I thought she was trying to distance herself ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

75 64 Someone in a position of substantial power despises Kumswala and has a hard on to take her out. We would NEVER have seen any unfavorable stories like this coming out about Obama. Every story that bubbled up that was unfavorable to him was immediately buried.

These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Hillary has the connections, and wanted to be the first female potus.

Posted by: davidt at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (i0F8b)

76 I’m gonna show you my pimp hand but first you will blow me.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (uRGtw)

77 Luis Tiant, "Senor Smoke", passed away at age 83.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

Oh, no. I always liked El Tiante.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Q0kLU)

78 Wait .. Now Kamala wants to be just like Joe ? I thought she was trying to distance herself ?
Posted by: It's me donna at O

Joe wouldnt let her, even SNL poked fun at it, gotta run a new play.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)

79 Theory:

Harris herself.

On accident.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

Is this like Ace locking himself out of his own blog?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

80 How long before we hear Kamala must drop out to get divorced and the new candidate is…..pick one

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

81 Why is this all coming out now and how does "The Daily Mail" Fitbit politically speaking?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (q+j7u)

82 Notice how these Dem men also assume all the liberal women are submissive (because they usually are).

Not the super powerful feminists they claim to be.

Note that when WJC was fooling around with Lewinsky, he told Di-Fi that he didn't do it and her immediate reaction was to believe the powerful man.

Sad.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (i7Q7S)

83 But Emma is a supermodel!

Posted by: The media at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (DobEs)

84 Felonious von Pantsuit?

I can see her being that vindictive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (rOxFH)

85
Doug Emhoff is the guy who has an abortion discount punch card at Planned Parenthood. The 10th one is free.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

86 I'm guessing we'll hear a lot less now about how he's redefined masculinity.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:09 PM (xCA6C)

Yay!

But of course they'll say and do plenty of other stuff to keep you wanting to barf all day.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (JCLJi)

87 Someone in a position of substantial power despises Kumswala and has a hard on to take her out.

Wait... Bibi ? I always thought they had stuff on Joe and the Ho

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (IyPmt)

88 "fit" not "Fitbit" phone typo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (q+j7u)

89 There he goes, redefining Masculinity again.

Posted by: WisRich at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (G0vdT)

90 Doug Emhoff epitomizes the Democrat ideal of a "strong man." So does Walz. Square that circle.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

91
Wandering Dougie the Whacker and Timpon:

Behold! Your new models of Non-Toxic Masculinity!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (xG4kz)

92 Folks, here's a girl who knows how to get ahead in the Emhoff office.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (pohLc)

93 33 I think it's pretty clear that Kamala has a "type."

I'd wager Willie Brown was exactly the same.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (N1DT3)

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Good point.
Posted by: Jordan61 at Octob

Daddy, why did you steal my french fries?!

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (uBBbP)

94 Still not clicking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (rOxFH)

95
DE: Hey, hey, sweet cheeks! Wanna ride in my snazzy limo? It's stocked with ice-cold White Claw!

Pretty Law-Gal: I don't think that appropriate, Mr Emhoff.

DE: You bitch! Fuck you!

BHOT-Gal*: I'd love a ride with you, Mr Emhoff.

DE: Fuuuuuuuuuuuck off, Hogzilla. I hear Luby's is having a 2 for 1. Go do that.

Geez, are all the Glas here lesbians? Damn!

FIN

BHOT-Gal*: Blue-haired, overweight, tattooed-Gal

Posted by: A Possible Day in the Life of Dougie Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (eDfFs)

96 It's October: Surprise!

Posted by: WisRich at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (G0vdT)

97 Report: Democrats Are Panicking About Harris

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If they didn't want her as their candidate, they shouldn't have voted for her in the primaries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

98 6 It's ALWAYS who these "male feminists" are.

That's why liberal women hate men. These are the only examples they know and think conservatives MUST be worse.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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No, liberal women view the personal as political and politics is their religion. Conservatives are evil Not Sees that seek to demean their political status and reduce them to breeders via the bible, Jesus, etc. Liberal men are allies--nasty and distasteful ones at times, but allies in the political struggle.

What is unexplainable is supposedly conservative women marrying or being attracted to douchebag liberals. Probably due to not conjoining politics and personal life or they are not that conservative in private.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (bt/Nj)

99 95 Still not clicking.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:22 PM (rOxFH)

Nope

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (IyPmt)

100 These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

Everyone not currently on the Harris payroll?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:18 PM (xCA6C)
________

Maybe, there are a lot of suspects. But this line of attack seems personal, like it was done for maximum embarrassment. To really cunt-punt her. That someone had to go into this Jerkoff scumbucket's past to dig up this slime.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

101 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (paSBy)

102 “I want you to round up all manner of perverts, liars, thieves, pedophiles, misogynists, influence peddlers, and traitors.. Take this down. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!”

Posted by: Chairman of the DNC, Jaime Harrison at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

103 There's only one thing to do.

Emhoff needs to be an ally and pass the mic.

And by "pass the mic," I mean he needs to show his feminist cred by lopping off his dick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (awTae)

104 Sorry feminists, but as a man, I must reject this new masculinity.

It seems very, very toxic.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (KbCG3)

105 AWFLs: "But muh abortions! REEEEE!!"

Posted by: butch at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (0APJ3)

106 Harris On What She Would Do Different From Biden: “There Is Not A Thing That Comes To Mind”

Wow. Her entire campaign has been "I'm gonna fix what happened for the last 4 years" while dodging who was in charge for the last 4 years.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

107 Folks, here's a girl who knows how to get ahead in the Emhoff office.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Akkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Now I'm gonna need an Ackbar girl for eye bleach.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

108 A woman who worked under Emhoff as a junior attorney at Venable told DailyMail.com that he favored 'young, pretty girls' at the firm.

I guess the pretty ones worked on top of Emhoff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (guGkK)

109 Doug's mama didn't raise him right

I wonder what's up with that? eldest son, or youngest baby, so spoiled?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (s3qiR)

Some mamas don't raise ANY son right. They don't need a man telling them what to do, and...

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (JCLJi)

110 98 Report: Democrats Are Panicking About Harris

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If they didn't want her as their candidate, they shouldn't have voted for her in the primaries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

=======

If Democrats can't pull off the win this year, the party is due for an outright, hot civil war.

The base's preferred candidate was cast off by the establishment in backroom moves designed to embarrass him and ignore the base's wishes.

I will be rooting for injuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

111 #HerToo

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (vXkXM)

112 Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

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Well, the damn parents are nothing but obstructionists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (L/fGl)

113 Akkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Now I'm gonna need an Ackbar girl for eye bleach.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV

You were warned

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)

114 All of these Faggy Fem Ally Douchenozzles all have the outward appearance of Josh Wedon and Adam Samburg that hides their inner Daniel Plainview.

Lunatics, all of them.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (XV/Pl)

115 BREAKING--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--NEW POLLING DATA--

With hurricane season and the presidential election in full swing, the latest polling data confirm a category 5 landslide-blow out win for our lord and savior, slay-brat kween kamala (pbuh)!11!

Poll question: With hurricane season and the presidential election in full swing, will this be a category 5 landslide-blow out win for our lord and savior, slay-brat kween kamala (pbuh)?!1?1!

Yes: 100901871687091999 fillionzillionbillionka-quintillion%

No: 0.000%

Posted by: SEriOus poLlinG grOuP InC! at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (5hfjS)

116 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (paSBy)

I still think she looks like Joseph Gordon Leavitt in a fright wig. No disrespect to Joe.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (xPJvm)

117

Mirror Universe Wille Brown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (x0n13)

118 Now I'm gonna need an Ackbar girl for eye bleach.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

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I think you mean an Ackbar "girl".

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (DRSnL)

119 "Hey hon, let's see how you swing a broom."

-- D. Emhoff, Counselor at Law

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (guGkK)

120 Walz is the gay one. Emhoff is the womanizer.

What do they have in common?

They hate women.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

121 ... he hired an 'unqualified' part-time model as a legal secretary 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office'.

---------------

* "Boston Legal" has entered the quote *

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (0StJV)

122 You know.

If I'm in my private office and someone knocks and opens the door without my saying it's ok to do so, I would also tell them to gtfo.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (5G0pQ)

123 83 Notice how these Dem men also assume all the liberal women are submissive (because they usually are).

Not the super powerful feminists they claim to be.

Note that when WJC was fooling around with Lewinsky, he told Di-Fi that he didn't do it and her immediate reaction was to believe the powerful man.

Sad.
Posted by: Jay in PA
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Well, having some stupid scrunt in the media publicly writing she would get on her knees to give Billy Jeff servicing as long as he supported abortion is kinda a clue. Personal happiness is subservient to the cause.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (bt/Nj)

124 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Doug and Kamala:

People with impostor syndrome have a higher chance to suffer from depression and anxiety. They are also more likely to experience low self esteem, somatic symptoms and social dysfunctions.
-Wikipedia

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:25 PM (zG664)

125 But Trump said pussy.
Check mate.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (7dTrs)

126 Sounds like Doug would make an excellent Sec'y of State.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (Fr3vV)

127 ... he hired an 'unqualified' part-time model as a legal secretary 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office'.

---------------

* "Boston Legal" has entered the quote *

Pffffft.

Posted by: Jack McCoy at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (xCA6C)

128 112 Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

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Well, the damn parents are nothing but obstructionists!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (L/fGl)

Just like the protester I ran over while driving that PLA tank in Tiananmen Square!

- - - Tampon TImmy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (x0n13)

129 I still think she looks like Joseph Gordon Leavitt in a fright wig. No disrespect to Joe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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That's cold man. I say that after I spewed coffee.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (bt/Nj)

130 Video of Kamala showing the world how to shovel
https://tinyurl.com/KamalaShovelingsh

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

131 42 Emhoff may be the only man who can beat Kamala
Posted by: Oglebay at October 08, 2024 01:15 PM (ogTiX)

You beat the Bee to the punch with that one!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (uBBbP)

132 Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

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Well, the damn parents are nothing but obstructionists!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for some of these mouthy, meddling kids!!

Posted by: Gretchen Hitler, fuhrer of Michigan at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

133 "while engaged to Harris, he hired an 'unqualified' part-time model as a legal secretary 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office"

----

Reminds me of the cute secretary a former boss hired. Couldn't spell. Left me a (handwritten) message that "Jone called." Meaning "Joan"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (reW7P)

134 Don't do the media's job for them. You know they've been screaming that JD Vance is nearly a rapist for talking about a real socio-political phenomenon, "childless cat ladies."

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"At least BeatEmhoff didn't fuck a couch, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (0StJV)

135
YD FACT CHECK: If Emhoff was selecting for hot women, then who the hell whelped his 'daughter' Ella?

If a hot chick spat out that homunculus, she must have gone sunbathing at Chernobyl before she accepted Doug's rancid seed.

Simple animal husbandry tells me this story is FALSE.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (awTae)

136 "You're human."

"Barely. I'm a lawyer."

No truer words...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

137 @128

>>Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

Uhmm, then you can't call it public school then can you?

This needs to go to SCOUTS, STAT!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (XV/Pl)

138 Staff At Doug Emhoff's Law Firm Allege He Was an "A**shole" Misogynist Who Promoted Women Who Were "Pretty" and Punished Women Who "Didn't Flirt Back" With Him
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Redefining masculinity...

To an old form masculinity...

That's he's also not that good at.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)

139 Harris On What She Would Do Different From Biden: “There Is Not A Thing That Comes To Mind”

So far as we know Biden never sucked off Willie Brown, so there's one thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (guGkK)

140 Report: Democrats Are Panicking About Harris

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If they didn't want her as their candidate, they shouldn't have voted for her in the primaries.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

=======

If Democrats can't pull off the win this year, the party is due for an outright, hot civil war.

The base's preferred candidate was cast off by the establishment in backroom moves designed to embarrass him and ignore the base's wishes.

I will be rooting for injuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Just injuries? I want motherfucking BIBLICAL death and destruction and severed heads rolling down tony DC blocks. I want Idi and Pol to be like "these motherfuckers be SAVAGE."

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

141 75 Wait .. Now Kamala wants to be just like Joe ? I thought she was trying to distance herself ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

If Decrepit Joe fully backs Kamala, he would say that at the Dem Convention he intended to propose what's she's been campaigning on. Lie, Joe! You know how to do it! This would take some of heat off her for saying she's in total sync with Joe while proposing stuff Joe never did, not before he was backstabbed. Joe hasn't helped her in any way since she was sent in to pinch-hit for him.

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (aBgBM)

142 What do you expect from a lawyer?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (gYHPZ)

143 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

144 140 Just injuries? I want motherfucking BIBLICAL death and destruction and severed heads rolling down tony DC blocks. I want Idi and Pol to be like "these motherfuckers be SAVAGE."
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I guess I'm just too cucked out. I am truly a disappointment to all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

145 This will never see the light of day in any American msm outlet.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (7dTrs)

146 107 Folks, here's a girl who knows how to get ahead in the Emhoff office.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Akkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Now I'm gonna need an Ackbar girl for eye bleach.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

I'm going to need Annie Sprinkle to pee in my eyes!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (x0n13)

147 Uhmm, then you can't call it public school then can you?

This needs to go to SCOUTS, STAT!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2024 01:27 PM (XV/Pl)
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If the Blob says it's Public then you need to learn the new definition of Public!

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)

148 After the I've done this before kiss with Jill during a state of the union, I figured he was a swinger.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (uDA99)

149 Wouldn't it be funny if Kamala was late to a speech, then came out of stage with two black eyes and a busted lip.

"Sorry I'm late, I was consulting with Doug."

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

150 "You're human."

"Barely. I'm a lawyer."

No truer words...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers

***
Sounds like a Marx Bros. line, Groucho or Chico.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (J2vNu)

151 Doug Emhoff epitomizes the Democrat ideal of a "strong man." So does Walz. Square that circle.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 08, 2024 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

With Harris adamant for prisoners' transgender rights at taxpayers' expense, it's natural for her campaign to expect male supporters to make an act of submission for the Dem Party.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (rj6Yv)

152 >>Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

Then the Residents of Michigan should be able to hide the value of their Taxable Property from the State of Michigan.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (vXkXM)

153 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

There isn't a strong enough filter on TikTok for that...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (rOxFH)

154 I so bad want Trump to go to the White House and ask Biden on camera for his endorsement.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway

Biden has already worn a Trump hat. Many a liquor bottle felt the sweet release of death against a wall when that went viral.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (IZvtS)

155 150 Sounds like a Marx Bros. line, Groucho or Chico.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (J2vNu)

=======

Very close.

Blade II.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

156 But Vance is weird.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (guGkK)

157 A mountebank! And a lawyer! Well, I never....

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (c711F)

158 So...if Harris loses, what is the over/under on days after the election that she is sporting a black eye?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (W/lyH)

159 Female legal beagles on TV: Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

160 These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

--------

If you don't think it's Trump you havent been paying attention.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (hmOfI)

161 Redefining redefining masculinity!

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (krQz2)

162 Never ever click the links

Not even Mannix. He's just drawing you all in, and someday it's gonna be Triiglepuffs uglier sister.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (uDA99)

163 18 Kamala certainly knows how to pick her men, Walz, Sluggo Doug . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:12 PM (L/fGl)

Sluggy Dougy! C'mon someone, put that out there on social media.

limp chimp wannabe pimp

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (NMT5x)

164 Female legal beagles on TV: Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?
Posted by: Archimedes

I'd have to go with Susan there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

165 So...if Harris loses, what is the over/under on days after the election that she is sporting a black eye?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (W/lyH)

0%. Political marriages don't involve emotions.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (awTae)

166 Name one person in the Junta who ISN'T an asshole.

Posted by: DAN at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (BJziQ)

167
The most noteworthy part of the Jillian Michaels & Ana Kasparian collab is the comments from all dykes who say the Democrat party left them and they're voting Trump.

Posted by: Soothie at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (kMZ+C)

168 "time for a change" or some shit

Hey Kamala, get off my corner!

Posted by: Mean Ole Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (w9Wax)

169 227 Moron storm update.

There was an infrequent poster people were concerned about last night. I was up late on the ONT because the night cat Trumpy was here.....trying to bang his sister...anyways..

407 Posted by: Akua Makana at October 08, 2024 01:59 AM (eZ3tp

Akua Makana's posts are right at the end of the ONT. Just Wow.

I'm in and out today. If someone could copy and paste this to let others know, that would be great.

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (jvJvP)

170 THe excuse for schtupping ugly girls was that it was a kink. As opposed to desperation. You know you had problems when the ugly girl turned you down!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (x0n13)

171 143 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

172 Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

Or Everclear

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (hmOfI)

173 Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

Angie. Susan was cute, but Angie. Daaaaaannng!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (xPJvm)

174 I still think she looks like Joseph Gordon Leavitt in a fright wig. No disrespect to Joe.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
=======
That's cold man. I say that after I spewed coffee.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:26 PM (bt/Nj)

----------------

One of Kommie-la's nicknames in the CA Legislature was "3rd Cock on the Run."

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (0StJV)

175 If Democrats can't pull off the win this year, the party is due for an outright, hot civil war.

The base's preferred candidate was cast off by the establishment in backroom moves designed to embarrass him and ignore the base's wishes.

I will be rooting for injuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers
Just injuries? I want motherfucking BIBLICAL death and destruction and severed heads rolling down tony DC blocks. I want Idi and Pol to be like "these motherfuckers be SAVAGE."
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

40 years of darkness! Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (vcOmj)

176 Sluggy Freelance has entered the Chat

Bun-Bun, 'Try that again Dougie and I'll spork you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (rOxFH)

177
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

No danger of that.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (eDfFs)

178 "Before anyone says these allegations seem petty"

Remember when the usual suspects were aghast, aghast I say, when they uncovered the sexy photos of Melania Trump when she was a young model?

I think The Donald said something like, "yeah, I married a supermodel, I get to go to bed with her.

Kammy gets to go to bed with... ... ew.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (Rbu5d)

179 175 40 years of darkness! Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (vcOmj)

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Man, I do love that moment from 12 Angry Men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

180 A Venn diagram comparing Biden's policies and Kommula's policies:

It's a CIRCLE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (guGkK)

181 Norms restored!

Taylor Swift To Attend Travis Kelce’s Upcoming Chiefs-Saints Game After Missing His Previous Two

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

182 166 Name one person in the Junta who ISN'T an asshole.
Posted by: DAN at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (BJziQ)

Sick twisted power-mad commies. Asshole can be defined in a few ways.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (x0n13)

183 I think it's pretty clear that Kamala has a "type."

I'd wager Willie Brown was exactly the same.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 08, 2024 01:10 PM (N1DT3)

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Good point.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)
***

Goes to previous comments about all her gestures while talking. Little confidence in herself, not very smart, little self esteem. Clearly Emhoff's type.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (W/lyH)

184 (Willowed)

Jen Van Laar at Redstate on a barely avoided Benghazi 2.

https://tinyurl.com/36y2vzsm

Failuer #1: Requesting permission to draw weapons.
Failure #2: Denying permission to draw weapons.
Failure #3: Evac request ignored

Success: Israeli reservists and civilians loan out guts weapons and evac them.

Sometimes I think we deserve to Fall.

Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (eybgG)

185 178
Kammy gets to go to bed with... ... ew.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (Rbu5d)

=======

Doesn't Doug live in California while Kamala lives in DC?

There was that bit where he found out from his friends at the gym in LA that Kamala was the new presumptive nominee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

186 166 Name one person in the Junta who ISN'T an asshole.

Posted by: DAN at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (BJziQ)

Name a pet of Joe's that isn't an asshole dog.

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (aBgBM)

187 180 A Venn diagram comparing Biden's policies and Kommula's policies:

It's a CIRCLE!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (guGkK)

It's a Circle Jerk, with America's face in the middle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (x0n13)

188 146 107 Folks, here's a girl who knows how to get ahead in the Emhoff office.

https://tinyurl.com/msfed74a
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Akkkkkkkkkkkkkhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Now I'm gonna need an Ackbar girl for eye bleach.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

I'm going to need Annie Sprinkle to pee in my eyes!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (x0n13)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY FLATTERS CHLAMYDIA THUNDERSHART.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (uBBbP)

189 If Democrats can't pull off the win this year, the party is due for an outright, hot civil war.

The base's preferred candidate was cast off by the establishment in backroom moves designed to embarrass him and ignore the base's wishes.

I will be rooting for injuries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=========
A coalition of aristocratic billionaires and the upper credentialed class and bat shit crazy communists is unstable.

Kamala being elected will actually accelerate the crash sooner as we are speeding down the runway of fiscal crisis with little chance to go airborne due to the overload of debt. Public and private. Something is gonna give and we will have austerity whoever is leader.

Trump's plan in 2016-2020 was to grow the economy faster than spending and debt and full employment lowered transfer payments.

Covid and now the Biden admin have narrowed that path due to the explosion of debt during his term in office. It will take something like Erhard's miracle in W. Germany post war to pull out of the debt tax declining economy spiral. Fiscal stagnation aka austerity usually lasts about ten to twenty years. Prepare thusly.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (bt/Nj)

190 Kammy gets to go to bed with... ... ew.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (Rbu5d)

Doubt they sleep together or ever have have. This is a Bill and Hill marriage. In name only

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (7dTrs)

191 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

--------------------

Has anyone ever seen her in the same room as Sam Bankman-Fried's former girlfriend?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (0StJV)

192 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff

If you agree to the same with me, you've got a deal.

Posted by: Caroline Ellison at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

193 One creepy thing about Emhoff that I just noticed watching a clip of a softball interview where the interviewer pretended that people were "attacking" his children is that the motherfucker doesn't move his mouth when he speaks. Look it up.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ssz2a)

194 Just injuries? I want motherfucking BIBLICAL death and destruction and severed heads rolling down tony DC blocks. I want Idi and Pol to be like "these motherfuckers be SAVAGE."
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)
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This is what the Dems have planned for us if they win...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (7fElN)

195 Donna

At this point I suspect the linked photo is of Meghan Three-Sharts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (rOxFH)

196 Norms restored!

Taylor Swift To Attend Travis Kelce’s Upcoming Chiefs-Saints Game After Missing His Previous Two
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

Thank Heavens! Or maybe Travis is starting to realize that Tay Tay's notch count is for reasons...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (6PUpl)

197
Doesn't Doug live in California while Kamala lives in DC?

There was that bit where he found out from his friends at the gym in LA that Kamala was the new presumptive nominee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

Yes, it was in West Hollywood, he probably hangs at the abbey too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (CmlIW)

198 Never ever click the links

Not even Mannix. He's just drawing you all in, and someday it's gonna be Triiglepuffs uglier sister.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (uDA99)
====
I never click the links. Fear of Yoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (zG664)

199 Thanks Ace for the DeSantis thread down below. He fucking torched her! And Biden backing him up was the chef's kiss! That was a nice palate cleanser. Masterclass in bitch slapping.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (NMT5x)

200 40 years of darkness! Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
Posted by: Dr. Peter Venkman

Man, I do love that moment from 12 Angry Men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers

Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They a disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with kids today?

Posted by: 12 Angry Men chorus at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (vcOmj)

201 They kissed with masks on...

Posted by: Ewwwww at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (DobEs)

202 >>Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Angie.

I let her have half of my girlfriend's lunch outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Unbelievably lovely woman and super friendly.
Of course, I had an extra Roast Beef Sammich from Katz's with me. That's a hard sammich to turn down.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (vXkXM)

203 Doug Emhoff seems like the epitome of "a real piece of work."

Posted by: pookysgirl, running on fumes at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (dtlDP)

204 When you are vetted, except by Kamala, you have to disclose anything and everything that may come out as embarrassing. Who would have this but our dear Bidens and Hunter the lawyer.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

205 Taylor Swift To Attend Travis Kelce’s Upcoming Chiefs-Saints Game After Missing His Previous Two
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

With any luck, she won't endorse Trump before the election.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (rj6Yv)

206 Doug "Jerks" Emhoff.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

207 One creepy thing about Emhoff that I just noticed watching a clip of a softball interview where the interviewer pretended that people were "attacking" his children is that the motherfucker doesn't move his mouth when he speaks. Look it up.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ssz2a)

That's just a clever trial lawyer trick but most of the time you do it with a dummy on the witness stand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)

208 184 Success: Israeli reservists and civilians loan out guts weapons and evac them.

Sometimes I think we deserve to Fall.

Posted by: Candidus at October 08, 2024 01:33 PM (eybgG)

"Sometimes guts is enough"

I forget the movie that came from.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (x0n13)

209 I get the feeling Kamala married Doug under the same circumstances as her picking Tampon Timmy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (rOxFH)

210 All feminist men are like this.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (oZhjI)

211 >>>>>Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Jill Hennesey. How dumb.

Posted by: ace at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (KRtlO)

212 198 Never ever click the links

Not even Mannix. He's just drawing you all in, and someday it's gonna be Triiglepuffs uglier sister.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (uDA99)
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I never click the links. Fear of Yoko.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (zG664)

I clicked a link from Zombie one time, never again and I don't search the terms I don't understand either. I don't want to know.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (CmlIW)

213 I like it rough and Dougy gives it rough.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (17s+e)

214 Caligirl today thought about you machine lube and I use car wax but in your case bees wax should work.
I use car wax to lube machine screws

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (FdBH3)

215 he hired an 'unqualified' part-time model as a legal secretary 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office'.

---------------

* "Boston Legal" has entered the quote *

Pffffft.
Posted by: Jack McCoy

Pikers

Posted by: Max Bialystock at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (IZvtS)

216 I am now rooting for the 'Aints to win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (rOxFH)

217 They kissed with masks on...

Posted by: Ewwwww at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (DobEs)
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Don't forget Doug and Jill kissing, either....

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (krQz2)

218 Tayvis Swelce is back!!!

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (hmOfI)

219 Fear of Yoko.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (zG664)

That would make a GREAT band name.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (xhfG9)

220 I'm going to need RedMindBlueState to weigh in on this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

221 209 I get the feeling Kamala married Doug under the same circumstances as her picking Tampon Timmy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (rOxFH)

I WAS TIRED, DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (guGkK)

222 >>>>>Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Jill Hennesey. How dumb.
Posted by: ace

Actually, I think Carrie Lowell was the hottest of the L&O chicks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

223 I like it rough and Dougy gives it rough.
Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (17s+e)

I trained you well!

Posted by: Willie B! at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (6PUpl)

224 "The base's preferred candidate was cast off by the establishment in backroom moves designed to embarrass him and ignore the base's wishes."

the dem base... most of them just do what they're told.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (CWTWj)

225 Sometimes I think we deserve to Fall.

Posted by: Candidus

Jerry Pournelle called the US an incompetent empire. Which we are. To be true imperialists--you have to dismiss sentiment and treat political conditions in other nations as they are. And your citizens come supreme over the natives regardless of their reactions. For a long time Brits were called arrogant until postwar and loss of empire curbed their swagger. But, if you want to even be a trading empire, you have to a) have a solid cohesive base at home, and b) some way to project force to protect your investments and people in other countries.

Only an incompetent empire sends its people out to be killed by common criminals for the fun and amusement of wogs.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (bt/Nj)

226 I clicked a link from Zombie one time, never again and I don't search the terms I don't understand either. I don't want to know.

Cali Girl, was it the Rainbow Dash PonyGirl picture?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (rOxFH)

227 Tay Tay is approaching the wall at a rapid pace.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (7dTrs)

228 Pikers
Posted by: Max Bialystock at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (IZvtS)

Congress has its perks.

Posted by: Charlie Wilson at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (xhfG9)

229 If we loose, I suggest we meet
in Mexico to plan our next move.
The big B, file xmove.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (peekw)

230 That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

I do.

Her father only values women for their looks, and her stepmother's entire career is based on being a hot slut back in the day.

Imagine being the ugliest vagina-bearing creature in a 1,000mi. radius, and growing up in that household.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (awTae)

231 208
"Sometimes guts is enough"

I forget the movie that came from.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (x0n13)

Full Metal Jacket. R. Lee Ermey as Gunny

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (N39Ws)

232 Actually, I think Carrie Lowell was the hottest of the L&O chicks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus a

Angie and Alana De La Garza

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)

233 One creepy thing about Emhoff that I just noticed watching a clip of a softball interview where the interviewer pretended that people were "attacking" his children is that the motherfucker doesn't move his mouth when he speaks. Look it up.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ssz2a)

That's just a clever trial lawyer trick but most of the time you do it with a dummy on the witness stand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (guGkK)
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Doug's theory is probably that given his reputation, he's a lot less likely to be lying if his lips aren't moving.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (krQz2)

234 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

The odd part in all this is that it really doesn't matter that Ella is ugly, Chelsea's head looks like a beachball, or Michelle Obama looks more manly then her husband...it really doesn't.

But when the FNM runs around insisting they are beautiful I'm not going to accept and repeat the lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (oZhjI)

235 Actually, I think Carrie Lowell was the hottest of the L&O chicks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
======
I would agree. So did the people running the James Bond franchise.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (bt/Nj)

236 202 >>Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Angie.

I let her have half of my girlfriend's lunch outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Unbelievably lovely woman and super friendly.
Of course, I had an extra Roast Beef Sammich from Katz's with me. That's a hard sammich to turn down.
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (vXkXM)

Bebe Neuwirth took pity on my mother in a hospital waiting room, as we sweated out my dad's heart surgery. Offered to give mom her sandwich, and then my mom, the Frasier fanatic said, "You know, you look an awful lot like Lilith from Frasier."

To which she said, "That's because I am!" And I was too inhibited to go over and hit on her. VERY attractive. But my mind was elsewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (x0n13)

237 I clicked a link from Zombie one time, never again and I don't search the terms I don't understand either. I don't want to know.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (CmlIW

I wonder how Scrotum Guy is doing.....

Posted by: Stateless at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (jvJvP)

238 227 Tay Tay is approaching the wall at a rapid pace.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (7dTrs)

Yes. Won't be long now before she looks like Paula dean.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (uBBbP)

239 I'm thinking FEMoff is still teh ghey - just overcompensating and wants to be queen bee.

Posted by: DougT at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (FGQ01)

240 Your average Dem says "meh" and says we're not electing Doug. Plus Trump said pussy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (ULt7M)

241 At risk of being flamed and hated-on and called a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis, I'm gonna say it:

I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

242 Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

Angie. Susan was cute, but Angie. Daaaaaannng!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 08, 2024 01:32 PM (xPJvm)
***

Dey for procreation.
Harmon for recreation.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (W/lyH)

243 Honestly I’m not sure I care about any of this insofar as it speaks to her judgment. She is one of the most unqualified candidates we have seen in a long time. Her record and views speak for themselves. She was against a majority of the magnanimous things our country and her people represent. She is thoroughly a Marxist in her views on liberty, our constitution, our defense and the fundamental tenets of our Bill of Rights. She has said, in her own words, she wants to undermine those values. The tapes are all out there for anyone who looks. She has only altered her views as a matter of electoral politics. That means she knows her real views are poison. I only fear there are many people whose judgement is obscured by pathos pleas, lies and too locked in vitriol to make cogent judgments on the facts.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (iHitY)

244 >>Michelle Obama looks more manly then her husband

She looks like Patrick Ewing and He looks like Urkel.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (vXkXM)

245 You know what I learned the other day ???? That Reno, NV is further west then LA.... Think about it......

Further west then LA....

Further west then LA.....

That is something that we should all know and that is why hurricanes do not hit Reno, Nv !!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (15lwl)

246 My conspiracy theory: I think Biden over estimated the love party had for him and underestimated how the media would rally around Kamala. She was supposed to tank quickly and he would come back to the race to save the day. Or have the mother of all told you sos and his ego intact believing he alone could beat Trump. Since it’s not going quite like this organically, there is now some help to tank her.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (ZdaMQ)

247 I always lube up for a machine screw.

Posted by: Pete BootyJuice at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (DobEs)

248 I could hear more about Trophy Secretaries and Hot Conservative girls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (xcxpd)

249 227 Tay Tay is approaching the wall at a rapid pace.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (7dTrs)

Yep. And Mr swift is gonna dump her for someone younger so to haz kids. The break up song will be epic.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (uBBbP)

250 241 At risk of being flamed and hated-on and called a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis, I'm gonna say it:

I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Dude, if you ever wondered what it would look like if Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a baby, you just got your answer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

251 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Okay. Still weird, though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

252 >> Michelle Obama looks more manly then her husband

What gave that away? The bulge in the crotch?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (N39Ws)

253 Sefton

Bebe Neuwirth sounds like a real gem of a person

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (rOxFH)

254 That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

=====

I dunno. I have the feeling she's the type to think she is stunning, and everyone who doesn't think so is jealous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (DRSnL)

255 I clicked a link from Zombie one time, never again and I don't search the terms I don't understand either. I don't want to know.
Posted by: CaliGirl
========
Zombie has not been seen around these parts as a nic in years and years. Hope Zombie is well wherever they are.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (bt/Nj)

256 Alana De La Garza
Posted by: BruceWayne

Just looked her up. Wow, very nice. She was after I stopped watching L&O, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

257 And...lol...at being 'unqualified' to be a secretary. Isn't that the same level of skills as a cashier but with less Math?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

258 . See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Not falling for this truck again buddy.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (7dTrs)

259 241 Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

She's not quite a "meesekeit" but at best she's plain.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)

260 247 I always lube up for a machine screw.
Posted by: Pete BootyJuice at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (DobEs)

I happen to know where you can get some lube.
--P. Diddy

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

261 209 I get the feeling Kamala married Doug under the same circumstances as her picking Tampon Timmy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:36 PM (rOxFH)

I think her vetting of Doug had only two criteria.

1. Very rich.
2. Can be super-easily be bossed around by me.

If she loses she'll divorce him within a year. She won't need a husband anymore for political use. I bet she bossed him into a pre-nup that gives her a whole lot of his money and assets.

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (aBgBM)

262 251 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

Fine, except for the mustache

Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IyPmt)

263 Okay. Still weird, though.

Jane Weidlan from Star Trek IV has entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (rOxFH)

264 >>Bebe Neuwirth took pity on my mother in a hospital waiting room, as we sweated out my dad's heart surgery.

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (vXkXM)

265

“ daughter's grade school teacher-cum-nanny pregnant”

Sooooo how did this happen.

He was awfully handsy with that mess of a daughter.

What a family.

Posted by: E Buzz at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (+qGZE)

266 I would have lost a sizeable amount of money on a bet that Dougie liked dick.
==
Well somebody got the nanny pregnant.

Posted by: I'm just saying at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (RkXF6)

267 Since it’s not going quite like this organically, there is now some help to tank her.
Posted by: Piper

Or they are all monumentally incompetent and spiteful.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

268 214 Caligirl today thought about you machine lube and I use car wax but in your case bees wax should work.
I use car wax to lube machine screws
Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM (FdBH3)

Thanks, the winemaker told me we could have used olive oil too, I'm sure beeswax would work too. There was confusion, my husband had my guys press the grapes and the winemaker and his buddies showed up thinking they had to destem and press and we had already done it. He had food safe grease in his car.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (CmlIW)

269 Female legal beagles on TV: Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

Jill Hennessy.

Posted by: spindrift at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (OguvZ)

270 Michigan Supreme Court allows school ethnicity and gender curriculum to remain hidden from parents

The Muslims are gonna love that!

Posted by: Ian S. at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

271 249 227 Tay Tay is approaching the wall at a rapid pace.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (7dTrs)

Yep. And Mr swift is gonna dump her for someone younger so to haz kids. The break up song will be epic.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
=========
I have a heart of stone on such matters as celebutard relationships. I do not care who did what to whom and when. Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (bt/Nj)

272 Luis Tiant, "Senor Smoke", passed away at age 83.
Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

Oh, no. I always liked El Tiante.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at October 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Q0kLU)

I thought he was 83 in the 75 World Series to hear the announcers talk about him.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (n7h9X)

273 262 251 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

Fine, except for the mustache
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IyPmt)

And the eyebrows.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (N39Ws)

274 251 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Okay. Still weird, though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

She's cute in that picture, but the 5 o'clock shadow on the upper lip needs a little waxing.

Agree kinda cute.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (uBBbP)

275 >>I let her have half of my girlfriend's lunch outside the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM

--

That sounds strangely euphemistic.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)

276 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

Fine, except for the mustache
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IyPmt)

And the eyebrows.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

And the face.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

277 Fine, except for the mustache
Posted by: It's me donna at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IyPmt)

=====

And the unibrow.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

278 get the feeling Kamala married Doug under the same circumstances as her picking Tampon Timmy.
===
Another staffer, failing to position her for success.

Posted by: I'm just saying at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (RkXF6)

279 Actor Eric Braeden, who played a German officer in the TV series “Rat Patrol”, has completed 4211 episodes of “The Young And the Restless”

Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

280 224 the dem base... most of them just do what they're told.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 08, 2024 01:38 PM (CWTWj)

========

Here's the thing: I don't think that's true.

What people seem to think of as the base end up being more like dedicated partisans online. I don't think they're the same thing. I don't think the base is the most likely to be actively engaged, but an aggregate of the partisan voters who vote regularly.

So, I keep going back to the 2020 primary. I'd been told for years that Democrats, and their base, will never, ever back another straight white man for their candidate again. And then two straight white dudes dominated the entire race for months, the string of BIPOCs and their imitators coming and going while barely affecting anything.

The base didn't buy into the Manhattan leftist memes and narratives. They wanted leftist populism (Bernie) or some version of moderate (Biden's image, out of synch with reality). They didn't want radicalism.

I don't think the actual Democrat base is THAT far left. Left, but not crazy, green-haired and misgendered left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

281 Problem solved!

Report: Government Sends Electric Chainsaws To Appalachian Town Without Power

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

282 >>That sounds strangely euphemistic.

My GF agreed that she would have been down for some euphemism with Angie, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (vXkXM)

283 264 >>Bebe Neuwirth took pity on my mother in a hospital waiting room, as we sweated out my dad's heart surgery.

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (vXkXM

That there is my celebrity crush.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (uBBbP)

284 Hey, Fat Boy Walz............

I do not even care if there are Tampons in the girl's bathroom...

Get Dude?????

Posted by: Big MIKE at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (hbjSA)

285 Read the article...

What kind of nanny?!?

Posted by: Gridlock at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (nGsrQ)

286 279 Actor Eric Braeden, who played a German officer in the TV series “Rat Patrol”, has completed 4211 episodes of “The Young And the Restless”
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

Dr. Forbin, from Colossus the Forbin Project!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

287 241 At risk of being flamed and hated-on and called a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis, I'm gonna say it:

I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM

You're very kind. She has a mustache in that picture. She needs to wax.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (CmlIW)

288 253 Sefton

Bebe Neuwirth sounds like a real gem of a person
Posted by: Anna Puma
=========
She is quite an actress on Broadway as well for much of her acting career but her turn as Lilith was and is hilarious on Cheers and later on Frasier as a recurring guest star.

Never seen the new show but I think she was a guest star in a couple of episodes so far.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (bt/Nj)

289 I'm going to need RedMindBlueState to weigh in on this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:37 PM

Entertainment lawyer. Need I say more?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:46 PM (kgE5c)

290 Zombie has not been seen around these parts as a nic in years and years. Hope Zombie is well wherever they are.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (bt/Nj)

Same

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

291 She looks like Patrick Ewing and He looks like Urkel.
Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:40 PM (vXkXM)

There are tons of great comments in every thread, but some go above and beyond. This one really made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 08, 2024 01:46 PM (NMT5x)

292 267 Since it’s not going quite like this organically, there is now some help to tank her.
Posted by: Piper

Or they are all monumentally incompetent and spiteful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

This is also a viable option.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 01:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

293
And the face.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

She's homely with soulless eyes.

Not cute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

294 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Okay. Still weird, though.
Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

She's cute in that picture, but the 5 o'clock shadow on the upper lip needs a little waxing.

Agree kinda cute.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:43 PM (uBBbP)
____________

Yea. I didn't post the pic as some kind of pinnacle of beauty. But she is not ugly in this pic. Not at all. I know girls who would kill for her eyes.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

295
Entertainment lawyer. Need I say more?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:46 PM (kgE5c)

You have a casting couch?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Eric Braeden was also in the MST classic "Code Name: Diamond Head."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (v6JzV)

297 If she loses she'll divorce him....
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Say, in my experience that just doesn't happen.

Posted by: Al Gore at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (RkXF6)

298 Actor Eric Braeden, who played a German officer in the TV series “Rat Patrol”, has completed 4211 episodes of “The Young And the Restless”
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

Also played Dr. Forbin and also played a scientist who wanted to kill the first talking ape in one of the Planet of the Apes sequels.

Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (IDphi)

299 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Ehhh...she's just too into that Unibrow....

Plus she looks like she smells real bad.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (5AVMW)

300 Something inside of Harris' senses is off.
---
What irked me to no end is that I volunteered as an aide for a women's assault and rape program for years. It was not at all unusual for well educated, well employed single and/or divorced women to date men of their ilk, but be so very shocked when they were threatened, beaten &/or assaulted by the sophisticated, public man; lawyers, psychiatrists, professors, business men...or - rarely - women.

I can't recall one pressing charges for fear of publicity, embarrassing their children or other family members, potential to enrage an Ex. and so on, and at or anywhere near the time of assault.

IDK, perhaps why they were often so wedded to abortion at almost any stage, guilt of fearing to step forward to save themselves and maybe others?

Always it seemed, the 'street' tougher the victims the less they'd allow anyone to continue to victimize or be victimized.

Brave, admirable people no matter their walks of life.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (NFX2v)

301 283 264 >>Bebe Neuwirth took pity on my mother in a hospital waiting room, as we sweated out my dad's heart surgery.

Awesome.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2024 01:42 PM (vXkXM

That there is my celebrity crush.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:44 PM (uBBbP)

A friend of her's had his aorta burst and was having emergency surgery at the same time as my dad was having his bypass surgery. My mother was staring at her because she's such a fan of Frasier, and Bebe thought she was eyeing her sandwich, hence the conversation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

302 Kamala married Doug because he was rich and he doesn’t resemble the troll under the bridge. It isn’t more complicated than that.

Posted by: Piper at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

303 171 143 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.
-----------------
Tie a pork chop round her neck so the dog will play with her.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (c711F)

304 But Trump said "Pussy," so . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (5XPls)

305 https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5

Seriously, bowserita.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

306 Would appreciate those who live in PA giving their opinion on Shapiro: will he do his best to cheat Harris a win or will he avoid doing a major cheat bc his ego wants to run in 2028?

Posted by: EveR at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (Z/h4+)

307 One other point on Big Mike, some women do get more manly looking as they get older - look at the former Mrs Bill Gates.

But even in the earliest pictures of the Obamas you can find she looks masculine.

Sine Barack is bi-sexual I think its pretty clear that was not a turn off for him though

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

308 In 2020 there were 25 Dem Candidates. Of those there were a handful of “moderates” and the rest were communists. Kumala, Bootyjudge, the fake Indian, etc, and of course Bernie. The communist vote was splintered allowing Biden to come up the middle and win.

Plus he was seen as the best chance of beating Trump. Which at the time was more important than getting a gay, black, trans, whatever elected.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:49 PM (7dTrs)

309 Bebe thought she was eyeing her sandwich, hence the conversation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

So Bebe has great sammich-making skills?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:50 PM (v6JzV)

310 288 253 Sefton

Bebe Neuwirth sounds like a real gem of a person
Posted by: Anna Puma
=========
She is quite an actress on Broadway as well for much of her acting career but her turn as Lilith was and is hilarious on Cheers and later on Frasier as a recurring guest star.

Never seen the new show but I think she was a guest star in a couple of episodes so far.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:45 PM (bt/Nj)

Very old and dear friend of mine, who is a co-star on Bluebloods, appeared with her on Broadway in Damn Yankees back in the mid 90s. She is very amiable.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:50 PM (x0n13)

311 I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Nah.

Nice 'stache though.

Looks like a slightly more masculine Harry Potter.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2024 01:50 PM (eDfFs)

312 The base didn't buy into the Manhattan leftist memes and narratives. They wanted leftist populism (Bernie) or some version of moderate (Biden's image, out of synch with reality). They didn't want radicalism.

I don't think the actual Democrat base is THAT far left. Left, but not crazy, green-haired and misgendered left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
======
The base of Democrats view government as a Pez dispenser of favors. The Commies want to crash the system.

Same dynamic in places like pre Revolutionary Russia or the Social Democracy parties had in Weimar Germany. In those cases, the commies overwhelm the base for power right here and now and provoke a counterrevolution.

You see some of that on the Right in the US--they want the system to crash so like Lenin--the worse for society, the better for us. We will be around to pick up the pieces from the crash.

That hypothesis would fit also the autocratic assholes of the WEF seeking to destroy popular governance. To do that, they must destroy what already exists.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (bt/Nj)

313
I can't recall one pressing charges for fear of publicity, embarrassing their children or other family members, potential to enrage an Ex. and so on, and at or anywhere near the time of assault.

IDK, perhaps why they were often so wedded to abortion at almost any stage, guilt of fearing to step forward to save themselves and maybe others?

Always it seemed, the 'street' tougher the victims the less they'd allow anyone to continue to victimize or be victimized.

Brave, admirable people no matter their walks of life.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (NFX2v)

I wonder if the professional types thought being a victim is just so low class, this kind of thing doesn't happen to us queens of the universe? It's embarrassing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (CmlIW)

314 Doug is my Stud Muffin ....... Just listen

Dougie Boy Come to Kama Baby and make me feel like a women......

OK Kama, but I have to go into the bathroom and get more Tampons because I used the last one......

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (15lwl)

315 171 143 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:23 PM

Oh, sweetie, there ain't enough Pantene in the world....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:28 PM (kgE5c)

That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

What do you mean?

Posted by: Bruce Willis' Daughters at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (Wdt/E)

316 I always liked the actress who was the lead on Designing Women. The one who was married to Hal Holbrook.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (v6JzV)

317 A pretty girl who uglies herself up has nothing on an average girl who dolls up and tries to look sexy.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (hmOfI)

318 I agree, she's not ugly.

Posted by: stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (Y1sOo)

319 I can hear Curt Gowdy in my head saying "Luis Tiant".

RIP

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

320 Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (pohLc)

I don't think she looks that bad. She's wearing a ridiculous outfit-as many models do-but she looks better in that hairstyle than with the corkscrew hair and glasses. I expect, of course, having a fAther who was an entertainment helped her get along in the modelling endeavor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (MQJVv)

321 A friend of her's had his aorta burst and was having emergency surgery at the same time as my dad was having his bypass surgery. My mother was staring at her because she's such a fan of Frasier, and Bebe thought she was eyeing her sandwich, hence the conversation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)

That sounds like a Seinfeld episode!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (5AVMW)

322 You have a casting couch?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM

I meant him.

I'm a government lawyer. In MA. You can imagine what I'm surrounded by.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (kgE5c)

323 Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Nah.

Nice 'stache though.

Looks like a slightly more masculine Harry Potter.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2024 01:50 PM (eDfFs)

I was just thinking, or maybe a more feminine hermione.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (uBBbP)

324 Very old and dear friend of mine, who is a co-star on Bluebloods, appeared with her on Broadway in Damn Yankees back in the mid 90s. She is very amiable.

So, he fucked her?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (JpcBn)

325 ...See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
===

Not a chance in hell, bro.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (zG664)

326 Posted by: stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (Y1sOo)

This is a sock for the history books.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

327 That Oct. 7 story regarding Army personnel in Israel is worth reading. In a time where crap vastly outweighs real or useful info.

https://tinyurl.com/36y2vzsm

Thanks Candidus for posting that.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (GcNJ2)

328 I’m better looking than Ella Emhoff and I’m a dude.

Posted by: JROD at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (eF7B1)

329 Heh, my wife made me a sandwich last week. Imma somebody.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (c711F)

330 Very old and dear friend of mine, who is a co-star on Bluebloods, appeared with her on Broadway in Damn Yankees back in the mid 90s. She is very amiable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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All we see are asshole actresses and actors antics and awful statements in the media.

We should always remember that the media ,even when trying not to deceive, is a funhouse mirror of the human reality.

The map is not the territory itself.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (bt/Nj)

331 I meant him.

I'm a government lawyer. In MA. You can imagine what I'm surrounded by.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (kgE5c)

AHHH. My bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

332 308 In 2020 there were 25 Dem Candidates. Of those there were a handful of “moderates” and the rest were communists. Kumala, Bootyjudge, the fake Indian, etc, and of course Bernie. The communist vote was splintered allowing Biden to come up the middle and win.

Plus he was seen as the best chance of beating Trump. Which at the time was more important than getting a gay, black, trans, whatever elected.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 01:49 PM (7dTrs)

=======

So, you're saying that the Democrat base voted for the perceived moderate?

That despite the media pushing for crazy leftists in every stage of the race from January 2019 until Super Tuesday, the Democrat base didn't follow along because the base is either not as radical as the media or is more practical than the media in terms of acquiring power for the Democrat Party?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

333 A chick to rival the beauty of Ms. Emhoff.

https://tinyurl.com/3jcyr9k5

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (pohLc)

334 328 I’m better looking than Ella Emhoff and I’m a dude.

Posted by: JROD at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (eF7B1)

You're so brat, JROD.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

335 eyeing her sandwich

Is that lebsian code?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (JpcBn)

336 eyeing her sandwich

Is that lebsian code?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (JpcBn)

didn't say taco.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (CIS44)

337 This guy sounds like Chris Matthews. Remember he got sacked at MSNBC for being a lech to the women at the network.
It must be a personally disorder inside of weak liberal beta men.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (V/pbu)

338 No, seriously- would you like to meet my staff?

Posted by: Doug 'Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (D7mYu)

339 316 I always liked the actress who was the lead on Designing Women. The one who was married to Hal Holbrook.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
======
A pretty serious and devout Christian if you mean Dixie Carter. Stayed in touch with her roots in Tennessee too.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (bt/Nj)

340 Actor Eric Braeden, who played a German officer in the TV series “Rat Patrol”, has completed 4211 episodes of “The Young And the Restless”
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024

***
Trivia time: What was his original professional name?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

341 I’m better looking than Ella Emhoff and I’m a dude.
Posted by: JROD at October 08, 2024 01:52 PM (eF7B1)

*rimshot*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (4tmpE)

342 That girl is so homely I almost feel sorry for her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:31 PM (CmlIW)

What do you mean?
Posted by: Bruce Willis' Daughters at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM

I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (CmlIW)

343 306 Would appreciate those who live in PA giving their opinion on Shapiro: will he do his best to cheat Harris a win or will he avoid doing a major cheat bc his ego wants to run in 2028?
Posted by: EveR

He will, and he is.
Shapiro on the Reproductive Freedom bus; PA is open for business!
Giveaway programs we can ill afford.
Some counties being pushed to the line with undocumented immigrants, others precious & almost untouchable.
Perhaps a trick through Electronic Poll Books or even some past, recyclable method.

He'll wait & be worse, imo.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (NFX2v)

344 You're so brat, JROD.
===
It was probably a booze and dong summer for him too...

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (RkXF6)

345 So, you're saying that the Democrat base voted for the perceived moderate?

That despite the media pushing for crazy leftists in every stage of the race from January 2019 until Super Tuesday, the Democrat base didn't follow along because the base is either not as radical as the media or is more practical than the media in terms of acquiring power for the Democrat Party?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

I would say that the base is more crazy leftists as evidenced by Bernie's continued support.

The establishment dems, however, are not. They'll support them to the point where they can wield power but not be the face of the party.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

346 312 That hypothesis would fit also the autocratic assholes of the WEF seeking to destroy popular governance. To do that, they must destroy what already exists.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 01:51 PM (bt/Nj)

========

My point is that the actual voting body of Democrats, the ones who end up voting for presidential candidates of the party, have much larger numbers of traditional Democrats than the media implies through what narratives they push as Democrat friendly.

Of course it's a hodgepodge of different sets of groups.

But the trannies, the black activists, the gay activists, and all the others are simply not as large a group as the older union guys whose mommas still have that JFK shrine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

347 I’m better looking than Ella Emhoff and I’m a dude.

But how do you look in a dress? Well going...commando?

Posted by: David French at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (oZhjI)

348 No, seriously- would you like to meet my staff?
Posted by: Doug 'Emhoff at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (D7mYu)
---
"I want you on my staff, immediately!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)

349 This guy sounds like Chris Matthews. Remember he got sacked at MSNBC for being a lech to the women at the network.
It must be a personally disorder inside of weak liberal beta men.
Posted by: Redenzo

Chris' wife was hawt back in the day. Local DC news anchor. Batshit crazy liberal, though. Probably nearly divorced Chris when he filled in for Rush.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (v6JzV)

350 I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM

*Alexa Joel has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (kgE5c)

351 340 Trivia time: What was his original professional name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

Hans Gudegast?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (x0n13)

352 340 Actor Eric Braeden, who played a German officer in the TV series “Rat Patrol”, has completed 4211 episodes of “The Young And the Restless”
Posted by: SMOD at October 08, 2024

***
Trivia time: What was his original professional name?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

Dick Footlong?

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (aBgBM)

353 Are you leaving me out because I'm a lesbian?

Posted by: Elisabeth R�hm at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (yOPBE)

354 ...My mother was staring at her because she's such a fan of Frasier, and Bebe thought she was eyeing her sandwich, hence the conversation.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (x0n13)
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Mama was eyeing the sandwich because it was corned beef on white bread with mayo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (zG664)

355 08, 2024 01:51 PM

I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (CmlIW)

Omg I'm in tears.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (uBBbP)

356 Latest David French piece:

The Conservative Case For Keeping Your Pimp Hand Strong

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (4tmpE)

357 There is no one cooler on TV than government workers and lawyers. They all have that same self-aware life of the party smirky hipness. Just like real life government workers and lawyers.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (hmOfI)

358 A pretty serious and devout Christian if you mean Dixie Carter. Stayed in touch with her roots in Tennessee too.
Posted by: whig

Yes, Dixie Carter. That's the name. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

359 Adolf Shicklegrubberstwinhimmel

Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (IDphi)

360 Would appreciate those who live in PA giving their opinion on Shapiro: will he do his best to cheat Harris a win or will he avoid doing a major cheat bc his ego wants to run in 2028?
Posted by: EveR at October 08, 2024 01:48 PM (Z/h4+)

It's a question of 'selectability' vs 'electability'.

Is Josh Shapiro a "Deep State" loyalist? Because if one is a Dem with presidential ambitions, having Deep State-Soros support is well-nigh mandatory. So loyalty to the Ruling Cluss and its objectives is mandatory for the nomination.

As governor of Pennsylvania, getting embroiled in blatant state election shenanigans is a problem on a national scale. A governor who does that and his state still votes for the Republican could well be headed to the discard pile when a crowd of more viable candidates are waiting in the wings.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

361 Are you leaving me out because I'm a lesbian?
Posted by: Elisabeth R�hm at October 08, 2024 01:56 PM (yOPBE)

Ha. She was very attractive too. Jack McCoy sure knew how to pick 'em.

Posted by: spindrift at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)

362 335 eyeing her sandwich

Is that lebsian code?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 01:54 PM (JpcBn)

During one of my more awful open mic stand up comedy performances, I told a joke about Katie Holmes begging Tom Cruise for oral, and Cruise lamenting, "Ugh, but I had roast beef for lunch."

It got no laughs. Several groans.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

363 I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.
Posted by: CaliGirl

When the young up and coming actor about your age wants to date your mom and not you, can't go over well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

364 Trivia time: What was his original professional name?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024
*
Hans Gudegast?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024

***
Bingo -- from the days when he played a raft of German army officers in shows like Rat Patrol. I think he was wise to change it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2024 01:58 PM (J2vNu)

365 Yes, Dixie Carter. That's the name. Thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Looks like she's had some horrible plastic surgery, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (v6JzV)

366 345 I would say that the base is more crazy leftists as evidenced by Bernie's continued support.

The establishment dems, however, are not. They'll support them to the point where they can wield power but not be the face of the party.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

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I see Bernie as a mirror version of Trump: the guy saying the system is rigged in favor of big monied interests. Pretty much the only guy on the left with a prominent voice saying it.

He is obviously bought and paid for with no intention of actually fixing anything (communists don't fix things), but he says the right things for the moment.

I don't think it's about specific policy proposals, but about general discontent with how the current established order generally sucks for normal people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

367 *rimshot*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM (4tmpE)

You rang?

Posted by: Pete Booty at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (hmOfI)

368 Wow, Irish UN Troops in Lebanon will not get out of the way of the Israeli invasion...

Even as Hez shoots 100 rockets at Israel... so the UN and Irish troops are now in direct support, of terrorists.

Kick the UN out of the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (QAkQ3)

369 @344 Don Lemon- but not your dong needle dick.

Posted by: JROD at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (eF7B1)

370 5 64 Someone in a position of substantial power despises Kumswala and has a hard on to take her out. We would NEVER have seen any unfavorable stories like this coming out about Obama. Every story that bubbled up that was unfavorable to him was immediately buried.

These stories about what an oozing moist pustule scumbag Doug Jerkoff is are especially hitting hard to twist in the knife. Whoever is behind this has the gloves off.

So: who is it?

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

Hillary has the connections, and wanted to be the first female potus.
Posted by: davidt at October 08, 2024 01:19 PM (i0F8b)
It's Joe or Joe's people. Joe is , along with Pelosi, a stone cold political killer. This attack on Kamala and Pimp Hand Doug is strictly Joe's doing.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (Z8cdA)

371 Posted by: CaliGirl

When the young up and coming actor about your age wants to date your mom and not you, can't go over well.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

Hey now.

Posted by: Ashton kutcher at October 08, 2024 01:59 PM (uBBbP)

372 So, you're saying that the Democrat base voted for the perceived moderate?

—

Recall that BootyJudge and Bernie came 1,2 in Iowa. Biden a distant 4th.

In NH Biden came 5th behind Bernie, BootyJudge and even Warren.

That’s who the base wanted.

But then the Dem fraud machine kicked into gear to make sure Biden “won” S. Carolina and the east is history.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (7dTrs)

373 I'm the shy boy and you're the coy boy
And you know we're Homosapien too

I'm the cruiser and you're the loser
Me and you sir are Homosapien too
Homosuperior in my posterior and butt from the skin out
I'm homosapien too and you're homosexual too
And I'm homosapien like you and we're homosapien too

And I think of your eyes in the dark and I see the star
I look to the light and I wonder right where you are
Obama and Big Mike in the sky way up high see the world spinning 'round

But the sun and the moon and the stars are so far from the ground

I'm the shy boy and we are both coy nanny boys
and you know we're Homosexual too

Posted by: Doug Jerkoff at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (15lwl)

374 NHC 1pm Update

Milton's central pressure has dropped to 923mb and winds have increased to 155mph. ENE 8pmh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (rOxFH)

375 Don Lemon- but not your dong needle dick.
Posted by: JROD
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Smell my finger????

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (RkXF6)

376 But then the Dem fraud machine kicked into gear to make sure Biden “won” S. Carolina and the east is history.

Posted by: Settled Science

and the west is the future!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)

377 372 But then the Dem fraud machine kicked into gear to make sure Biden “won” S. Carolina and the east is history.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (7dTrs)

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The idea that the fraud machine is strong in SC but weak in NH or the Iowa caucuses is laughable.

The SC primaries are the first clean election in the primary schedule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

378 313. I wonder if the professional types thought being a victim is just so low class, this kind of thing doesn't happen to us queens of the universe? It's embarrassing.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Could be. Maybe the potential to fall from that 'certain class' they believe they've obtained.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

379 I’m sad to report to all of you that Trump is now losing by single digits in a critical state

In New York

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (3IwG0)

380 It's not Joe or Hlllary. It's Trump.

We're just not used to Republicans who want to actually win elections.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (hmOfI)

381 A woman who worked under Emhoff as a junior attorney at Venable told DailyMail.com that he favored 'young, pretty girls' at the firm.
_____________

And he ended up with Chlamydia? Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

382 Wow, Irish UN Troops in Lebanon will not get out of the way of the Israeli invasion...

Well, given the Irish government's immigration policies their troops are probably all Arab Muslims anyway. Makes sense.

Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (IDphi)

383 Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Knocked up the nanny. Slapped his ex in public. Was a 'foul-mouthed' misogynistic a-hole at work.
@jrpsaki just slobbered over him as the new male role model. Turns out he's only a tick or two away from Harvey Weinstein.
From dailymail.co.uk
10:51 AM · Oct 8, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck)

384 "My point is that the actual voting body of Democrats, the ones who end up voting for presidential candidates of the party, have much larger numbers of traditional Democrats than the media implies through what narratives they push as Democrat friendly."

No disagreement TJM. For the base of the Democrats, they view government as transactional--they vote, they get paid. They are not the revolutionaries. Conservatives by temperament and outlook are never revolutionaries which is why several posters claim we can never descend into violence when the left tries to seize total power.

But in repeated instances in electoral politics (and society), a stage is set for purity spirals where the minority becomes the tail that wags the dog and that often leads to revolutionaries taking advantage if that situation coincides with a major societal upheaval. WWI did in Russia and made it impossible in Weimar. The Depression probably triggered in part, Spain descent into madness. And so on.

The crazies always provoke a counterrevolution in such cases when they go too far. The counterrevolution may or may not be successful and sometimes you get something France with repeated turmoil.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (bt/Nj)

385 Anyone remember how vicious and nasty Romney was to all the primary challengers but then when he faced Obama he was all "my friendsh acrossh the aislesh"?

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (hmOfI)

386 Milton is a terrible name for a killer hurricane.

Hurricane nut crusher?
Hurricane Ass Blaster?
Hurricane throat cutter?

Do better NWS.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (pohLc)

387 379 I’m sad to report to all of you that Trump is now losing by single digits in a critical state

In New York
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (3IwG0)

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Trump is probably going to win FL by 10. He's probably going to lose NY by 10.

A massive swing in his favor in both states.

But the swing states will barely move from 2020. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

388 >>>>>Susan Dey vs. Angie Harmon?

Jill Hennesey. How dumb.

Yeah, I actually considered her instead of Harmon. She was just beautiful in her prime. I think my wife was jealous.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 08, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

389 jrpsaki just slobbered over him as the new male role model. Turns out he's only a tick or two away from Harvey Weinstein.
From dailymail.co.uk
10:51 AM · Oct 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck)

So psaki likes the pimphand.

Posted by: Ashton kutcher at October 08, 2024 02:03 PM (uBBbP)

390 Tom Bevan
@TomBevanRCP
Knocked up the nanny. Slapped his ex in public. Was a 'foul-mouthed' misogynistic a-hole at work.
@jrpsaki just slobbered over him as the new male role model. Turns out he's only a tick or two away from Harvey Weinstein.
From dailymail.co.uk
10:51 AM · Oct 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (9aVck)

Turns out he's only a tick or two away from Harvey Weinstein.....who was the liberals male role model for decades.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 02:03 PM (n7h9X)

391 But the trannies, the black activists, the gay activists, and all the others are simply not as large a group as the older union guys whose mommas still have that JFK shrine.
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TJM, there really aren't that many JFK heart throbs walking the earth anymore. They are blowing in the wind.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 02:03 PM (c711F)

392 So psaki likes the pimphand.
Posted by: Ashton kutcher at

damn Ashton, and here you generally seemed like a nice guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (CIS44)

393 Well, given the Irish government's immigration policies their troops are probably all Arab Muslims anyway. Makes sense.
===
Yeah, Sean, Patrick and Seamus have been replaced by Mohammed, Mohammed and Mohammed.

Posted by: Sad but truthyish at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (RkXF6)

394 Believe All Women Except Women Who Accuse Key Democrats At Critical Times When Elections Are At Stake!

I also won't be surprised when we learn Walz-Costanza was a grooming perv who hung around lockerrooms when he was a voluntary unpaid assistant to the high school football coaching staff.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (qUkBO)

395 Caroline Ellson and Ella Emhoff look a lot alike.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (rj6Yv)

396 384 The crazies always provoke a counterrevolution in such cases when they go too far. The counterrevolution may or may not be successful and sometimes you get something France with repeated turmoil.
Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:02 PM (bt/Nj)

========

My implication is that the party itself is leaving the base behind. That it's actively working to alienate its own base in favor of constantly appealing to niche interests while trying to force through their preferred candidates over the will of their own electorate.

Like forcing Biden out and replacing him with Kamala who couldn't make it to Iowa.

It's a combination that does not lead to a strengthening party this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

397 a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis, I'm gonna say it:

I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM

You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (xhfG9)

398 381 A woman who worked under Emhoff as a junior attorney at Venable told DailyMail.com that he favored 'young, pretty girls' at the firm.
_____________

And he ended up with Chlamydia? Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:01 PM (YqDXo)

Prince Harry the Idiot ended up with Sparkle Markle. Now what might Chlamydia and Sparkle have in common, other than mixed-race parents?

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (aBgBM)

399 391 TJM, there really aren't that many JFK heart throbs walking the earth anymore. They are blowing in the wind.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 02:03 PM (c711F)

=======

You can still see the point, right?

Democrats who think that the party should be more JFK than freak flag tranny pride parade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

400 I don't know if it's been mentioned here, but Red State has a chilling and rage-inducing piece about how we had 40 troops in Israel on October 7 last year, scheduled to train with the IDF, and they came under attack by Hamas, who KNEW THEIR NAMES AND RANKS. Israeli soldiers and civilians saved them, getting them to safety after our troops command REFUSED to allow them to use their weapons that were locked up,

We came this >< close to Benghazi 2.0.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (4tmpE)

401 379 I’m sad to report to all of you that Trump is now losing by single digits in a critical state

In New York
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
=======
Lee Zeldin got about 47 percent in 2022. Holchul is less popular now which is why they are trying to fortify the state via various means.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (bt/Nj)

402 Possibly willowed PSA PSA.

Palmetto State has the bottom of the line Ruger 10/22 on sale for $170. Plastic stock, no sights, and thick black paint but functionally the same as the nicer looking ones. Even with shipping and FFL fee, that's a good deal. If you happen to be close, I think they have a brick and mortar store.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (X0isR)

403 held a men-only cocktail hour in the office

==

cocktail hours In the office are still a thing ?? I thought that went away sometime in the 60s !

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (V13WU)

404 They are blowing in the wind.

It's windy under the bridge.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (JpcBn)

405 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

When you can release a lethal world-wrecking virus without consequences, manufacture millions of votes without consequences, and literally change the course of history against everyone's will, you tend to think you can do anything.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (hmOfI)

406 and as if on cue, there's the text to donate to support another woman beater Sherrod Brown.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (CIS44)

407 I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM

You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.
Posted by: blaster

That escalated rather quickly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (aKxz7)

408 405 When you can release a lethal world-wrecking virus without consequences, manufacture millions of votes without consequences, and literally change the course of history against everyone's will, you tend to think you can do anything.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (hmOfI)

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It does breed hubris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

409 You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.
Posted by: blaster
========
Wow, that is real old school AOS flaming.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:07 PM (bt/Nj)

410 And...lol...at being 'unqualified' to be a secretary. Isn't that the same level of skills as a cashier but with less Math?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 08, 2024 01:41 PM (xcxpd)

there is actual skills in being a secretary in a lawyers' office, though "receptionists" have a lower bar.
I was a receptionist in a very busy office for several years, and that is the sort of job that will destroy you if your only skills are being pretty and putting out.
Fortunately that was never my skillset.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 02:07 PM (D7oie)

411 It's windy under the bridge.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

412 Anyone remember how vicious and nasty Romney was to all the primary challengers but then when he faced Obama he was all "my friendsh acrossh the aislesh"?
==
Exactly. You should characterize politicians by whether they are part of the problem, or part of the solution. Not by party. although all the democrats suck.

Posted by: Sad but truthyish at October 08, 2024 02:07 PM (RkXF6)

413 That escalated rather quickly.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 08, 2024 02:06 PM (aKxz7)

But not inappropriately so.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 08, 2024 02:07 PM (dGCAG)

414 cocktail hours In the office are still a thing ??

Temped at at least one ad agency with weekly cocktails.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (JpcBn)

415 My implication is that the party itself is leaving the base behind. That it's actively working to alienate its own base in favor of constantly appealing to niche interests while trying to force through their preferred candidates over the will of their own electorate.

Like forcing Biden out and replacing him with Kamala who couldn't make it to Iowa.

It's a combination that does not lead to a strengthening party this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Which is funny when you consider this idea of the "cult of Trump," who has thoroughly disrupted one party.

While Team Blue puts out signs that say, "Vote Blue No Matter Who."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (KbCG3)

416 If Doug was a Republican he would have been destroyed years ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (ZftBm)

417 Milton's lowest pressure was late yesterday at 897.
That makes it Fifth in lowest all time pressure.
Wind speed was 180 mph. (tied for 6th in all time list)

should intensify some more before weakening again later tonight I guess.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (Cus5s)

418
You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.

😈🤣

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (NFX2v)

419 Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy: BBC Radio
by BBC Radio Publication date 1978-07-08

archive.org
https://tinyurl.com/5bnbv9dz

Posted by: 13times at October 08, 2024 02:09 PM (PrrmQ)

420 I would say that the base is more crazy leftists as evidenced by Bernie's continued support.

================

Bernie's leftists are the fake communists (mostly white)

The leftists in control now are the race hustlers and sex politics hustlers.

These groups have nothing in common with each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 08, 2024 02:09 PM (n7h9X)

421 Prince Harry the Idiot ended up with Sparkle Markle. Now what might Chlamydia and Sparkle have in common, other than mixed-race parents?

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 02:05 PM (aBgBM)
_______________

They both married dirtbags?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

422 When you can release a lethal world-wrecking virus without consequences, manufacture millions of votes without consequences, and literally change the course of history against everyone's will, you tend to think you can do anything.
Posted by: ...
======
Everything changes history. People in society always get a vote though on the consequences and not necessarily a political one.

There is no end of human history until SMOD wipes us off the face of the earth or we get tired of human existence disappear by not procreating.

Then the cockroaches take over until a monkey has an unsettling encounter with a monolith.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (bt/Nj)

423 Is it me, or is Emhoff’s “redefinition “ of masculinity pretty much every legit toxic behavior that men are already demonized for???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (Hkcdp)

424 blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.

The whole world is a glory hole!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (JpcBn)

425 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman...

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM

Sorry...but if I can still see her mustache, then I am going to call "bullshit."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (d9fT1)

426 You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.
===
Fcuk you my vision corrects to 20/20!! What was that not about me?!??!?

Posted by: Don Lemon at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (RkXF6)

427 Monolith 2024!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (rOxFH)

428 That escalated rather quickly.

==

Rather! Usually there at least an intro of sorts.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (V13WU)

429 If Doug was a Republican he would have been destroyed years ago.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (ZftBm)
_______________

This. He'd have been fired in a heartbeat for the first instance of inappropriate behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (YqDXo)

430 The term misogyny is overused. A**holes do what they do. Some men in power abuse everyone equally. Some take advantage of women s*xually and are not good people. This does not mean they hate women or men, they are just narcissistic a**holes.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at October 08, 2024 02:11 PM (WvGHv)

431 Huh.
The Vet just sent me a note saying its time to schedule the dog for an emergency exam.
Uhhh...shouldn't there be an emergency first?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2024 02:11 PM (W/lyH)

432 She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman...

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM

Sorry...but if I can still see her mustache, then I am going to call "bullshit."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 08, 2024 02:10 PM (d9fT1)
_________________

Elric, one word: optometry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:11 PM (YqDXo)

433 You are a stupid blind homosexual faggot who likes penis.

Okay, but what is your take on longbow vs crossbow?

Posted by: Archer at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (IDphi)

434 I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM

--

I have no words.

Posted by: Bruce Willis at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (wzAuc)

435 Yea. I didn't post the pic as some kind of pinnacle of beauty. But she is not ugly in this pic. Not at all. I know girls who would kill for her eyes.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

I don't think they are so much too close together as out of proportion with the width of her head.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)

436

As a reminder. This is Ace's place. Can we cool it with some of the epithets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (x0n13)

437 They both married dirtbags?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
=====
Political hoes and yacht girls have learned magical skills to control men via the little head manipulates the big head.

Posted by: whig at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (bt/Nj)

438 nood throat goat

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (aBgBM)

439 Posted by: Diogenes

How'd the geezer-fleecing go today?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 08, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

440 Billy Joel's daughter Alexa has entered Chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (rOxFH)

441 Is it me, or is Emhoff’s “redefinition “ of masculinity pretty much every legit toxic behavior that men are already demonized for???
Posted by: Lizzy
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Yes, but with public subservience to a high profile wife thrown in to make it palatable.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (EaPW0)

442 Uhhh...shouldn't there be an emergency first?

Did you forget to schedule one?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (t7bxg)

443 398. Prince Harry the Idiot ended up with Sparkle Markle. Now what might Chlamydia and Sparkle have in common, other than mixed-race parents?

Posted by: Gref at October 08, 2024

En vogue, publicity, their idea of democracy

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (NFX2v)

444 442 Uhhh...shouldn't there be an emergency first?

Did you forget to schedule one?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (t7bxg)

======

This close to being a Monty Python sketch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

445 Did no one read this thread from the beginning?

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2024 02:14 PM (hmOfI)

446 cocktail hours In the office are still a thing ??

Temped at at least one ad agency with weekly cocktails.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 08, 2024 02:08 PM (JpcBn)
_________________

They deserved a break after spending all week selecting black guys to be the "husbands" of white women in their ads.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 08, 2024 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

447 Thank Heavens! Or maybe Travis is starting to realize that Tay Tay's notch count is for reasons...
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 08, 2024 01:35 PM (6PUpl)

He'll end up being just another disappointment in Tay Tay's songs.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 08, 2024 02:14 PM (ynNl3)

448 Harris/Walz signs all over in my blue part of town. At least I'll know who to blame (or hopefully, who to laugh at, if their cheat falls short).

Stupid, stupid people. Or union members who are kind of forced to so they don't get nails under their tires at work.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2024 02:14 PM (s5+NP)

449 I don't think Ella Emhoff is ugly.

She's actually quite pretty when she dresses like an actual woman instead of a dykey rug-munching version of Phil Spector. See pic of her below.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nk9u5
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

Looks like her hair is being held down by... sebum.

Probably why she "looks smelly".

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 08, 2024 02:15 PM (JCLJi)

450 448 Harris/Walz signs all over in my blue part of town. At least I'll know who to blame (or hopefully, who to laugh at, if their cheat falls short).

Stupid, stupid people. Or union members who are kind of forced to so they don't get nails under their tires at work.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 08, 2024 02:14 PM (s5+NP)

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I voted for Romney.

I long ago stopped throwing stones at people for voting for partisan purposes. It's stupid, but it's understandable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 08, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

451 I do feel sorry for them. I couldn't imagine having Demi Moore as a mother and you come out looking like Mr potato head. That must be tough for their self esteem.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2024 01:55 PM

Genetic Roulette can be quite brutal sometimes.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2024 02:17 PM (eDfFs)

452 Caligirl, to catch up, were you pressing a grape crop, or just some for yourself?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 08, 2024 02:17 PM (D7oie)

453 You can still see the point, right?

Democrats who think that the party should be more JFK than freak flag tranny pride parade.
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Those were Liberals not Leftists. That is long ago and far away these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 08, 2024 02:24 PM (c711F)

454 Milton's central pressure has dropped to 923mb and winds have increased to 155mph. ENE 8pmh.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 08, 2024 02:00 PM (rOxFH

Was 921 yesterday, though.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 08, 2024 02:29 PM (Rbu5d)

455 I mean, f*** this guy, but ... who wants to take ugly old female lawyers to a ball? Sounds like a barrel of #MeToo just waiting to be kicked over.

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 08, 2024 02:35 PM (3qNLt)

456 No way!! Then he married that whore?

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 08, 2024 02:59 PM (ytSiK)

457 The same policies, a lot less gag reflex you guys!

Posted by: Desolation Angel at October 08, 2024 03:34 PM (+o8hG)

458 He is a typical Lefturd. No wonder Democrat wymen love him.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at October 08, 2024 03:38 PM (bXvrr)

459 Just because Emhoff cheats on his wife and bangs a nanny now and then doesn't mean he wouldn't suck a dick for a Tic Tac.

Evil doesn't care what it rubs its pathetic parts against.

Scratch a commie soykin, find a criminal freak.

Posted by: Sifty at October 08, 2024 04:14 PM (BtSdK)

460 'because she was young, attractive and friendly with the powerful men in the office'.
IOW, he didn't hire her to bang her. He hired her to bang some VPs so they'd promote him. See, the other way would be sleazy. This way isn't sleazy at all. No, not a bit.

Posted by: GWB at October 08, 2024 06:19 PM (oE9In)

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