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Politico: Tim Walz Sometimes Has a Tendency to "Misspeak"

Politico just femsplained to us yesterday that Tim Walz's panicky Coward's Eyes were just a sign of "passion" and "emotional intensity" that will make women hot and bothered, but that JD Vance's beard demonstrates toxic masculinity that will make women disgusted.

They're now here to explain that Walz's long, long list of documented lies are just some excusable "misspeaking" from an man who's "just so honest" that he frequently lets that honesty cause him to accidentally tell a lot of lies that are helpful to him.


Tim Walz has a tendency to misspeak. It may haunt the campaign.

Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.

Tim Walz has a problem misspeaking.

Strange. That's not the word you use when Republicans misspeak.


Since being tapped as Kamala Harris' running mate, the folksy, plain-speaking Minnesota governor has had to explain a growing number of inaccurate statements -- and at times embellishments -- about his past. They range from comments about his military service to his visit to Hong Kong more than three decades ago to clarifying that his family didn't specifically use in vitro fertilization.

It's unclear whether Walz's verbal errors will undercut his credibility with voters. But the need to continually clean up those claims could politically hurt Walz and Harris, who are locked in a tight race with Donald Trump and JD Vance. And in some cases, key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of the inaccurate statements until they became public despite the vetting process, according to four people familiar with the conversations who were granted anonymity to discuss the matter.

Of course Kamala Harris didn't know-- she doesn't know anything.

How many times have we read articles, planted by Kamala Harris's embarrassed and abused staffers, stating that Kamala Harris doesn't bother to do the most basic homework and read their digests of the current cycle's news and the Administration's policies, and then she rips them for leaving her "unprepared"?

That's where Kamala Harris's favorite excuse originated -- she would respond to these articles by having another of her aides leak to the press that sometimes her staff "Fails to Position Kamala for Success." Her loyal aides also leaked it that Joe Biden and the White House staff were also "Failing to Position Kamala for Success."


Well, your staff can write your reports for you, Kamala, but they can't read them for you. If you want to get schnockered by 2:30 pm every single day and spend the rest of the day in a drunken daze, it's really your alcoholism that is Failing to Position You For Success.

She's a DEI hire. Always has been. It's always on the White Man to do her homework for her and rig things so that she gets Social Promotion after Social Promotion up the career ladder.

...

The most recent example came Tuesday, when a CBS debate moderator pressed Walz over his claim that he had been in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square protests in 1989, when Hong Kong was still under British rule (Hong Kong returned to Chinese rule in 1997). Walz over the years had said publicly he had been in Hong Kong during the crackdown in Beijing, including 10 years ago in Congress.

But on Tuesday during the debate, he awkwardly responded that "all I said on this was, is, I got there that summer," and "I'm a knucklehead at times" before conceding he "misspoke."

On Wednesday, Walz sought to clean up his debate comments during a campaign stop in the battleground state of Pennsylvania, where polling shows Harris and Trump virtually tied.

"Yeah, look, I have my dates wrong," Walz told reporters in Harrisburg. "I was in Hong Kong in China in 1989. ... I speak like everybody else speaks. I need to be clearer."

Candidates running for higher office have long embellished their records or personal histories. President Joe Biden had long been known to overstate even minor details of his personal life, like his academic achievements. Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Conn.) in 2010 had to explain why he misstated his military record when he claimed he served in Vietnam when he in fact served in the Marine Corps Reserves during the Vietnam War -- but stateside. Former Rep. George Santos is well known for lying about a number of things, including that his mother was killed in the 9/11 attacks

Walz's misstatements could contradict the image that the campaign has painted of him as an upstanding, everyday Midwest guy.

"He's just honest," Bob Frisby, 70, who lives in Rochester, Minnesota, recalled of Walz in an interview shortly after Harris tapped the governor as her running mate.

What an incredible claim Politico has inserted in an article about Walz's problem being that he's just not honest.


One of the earliest claims that came under scrutiny during the presidential campaign centered on Walz's military record. Walz has repeatedly and inaccurately described himself as a "retired command sergeant major" including in radio ads from his very first congressional bid. But he never finished the final coursework to retire at such a rank. The Harris campaign quietly changed its website description, after questions from reporters, to say Walz once served at the command sergeant major rank.

In 2018 while campaigning for governor, he stated that he didn't want "those weapons of war, that I carried in war" accessible to everyday Americans during a discussion about why he was reversing his position from his congressional days to support an assault weapons ban, giving the incorrect impression that he served in combat. Harris' campaign later said he "misspoke."

He also drew criticism for using his family's struggles with fertility during the campaign as a way to highlight his stance on reproductive rights, a key issue during the campaign. He even attacked Vance over it, saying, "if it was up to him, I wouldn't have a family because of IVF." The Harris campaign had to clarify that Walz and his wife, Gwen, didn't specifically use in vitro fertilization, but another similar treatment that Republicans haven't talked about banning.

Walz himself raised some of these issues with Harris and her team during the vice presidential vetting process, according to two people familiar with the conversations. Harris' circle, for example, knew of Walz's 1995 DUI arrest when he was a school teacher in Nebraska, despite Walz's past campaign and official staff trying to downplay and in some cases outright mislead reporters about the circumstances of the arrest.

Harris' vetting team called some of Walz's former House colleagues and other allies to check out that episode, his drinking habits and temperament since then, according to two other people familiar with the calls at the time.

"As the governor has said, he sometimes misspeaks. He speaks like a normal person and speaks passionately about issues he cares deeply about including democracy and stopping gun violence in our school," a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign said, adding Trump and Vance "repeatedly lie and mislead about their plan to ban abortion nationwide" and other topics.

"Lying" is "just speaking passionately" -- when a Marxist does it.

BDW
@BryanDeanWright

What a regime headline.

Chris Stigall
@ChrisStigall

I think the word you're looking for is "lie." Walz has a tendency to lie.

The Vigilant Fox
@VigilantFox

WATCH: Scott Jennings leaves CNN panel speechless as he torches Tim Walz's lame excuse of being "too dumb to tell the truth."

This is glorious.

Jennings quickly pointed out that "everybody seems to be worried" about Trump and Vance's dishonesty, but nobody is looking at Tim Walz, "who gave the most disastrous response to a question about his own dishonesty, about being in Tiananmen Square that I've ever heard in a debate."

Walz made claims that he was in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square protests in 1989. However, he admitted during the VP debate that he "misspoke" and called himself a "knucklehead" for doing so.

Jennings is not happy with that answer.

"He also did the same thing with Dan Bash when questioned about dishonesty a couple of months ago. And effectively, what he has said is, 'Sorry, guys, I'm too dumb to tell the truth.' I mean, he called himself a knucklehead. I have bad grammar. This is a guy who holds himself up to be a schoolteacher and a coach. Is that the life lesson he's giving the kids that are under his care?" he asked.

"We spend 99% of our time going down rabbit holes about Vance and Trump and honesty in campaigns, and we spend no time, no time at all holding Walz and Harris to the same standard, and I don't understand it."

@ScottJenningsKY nailed it. This is 56 seconds well worth watching.


Note that Politico is repeating the Harris-Walz spin that Walz is just "speaking with passion:"


Posted by: Ace at 03:55 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 03, 2024 03:56 PM (ktB/J)

2 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 03:56 PM (4XwPj)

3 And Michelle Obama has a tendency to pee whilst standing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 03:56 PM (FAbrK)

4 Him and Kamaunist lie like you breath

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 03:56 PM (fwDg9)

5 It's a stutter!

Posted by: nckate at October 03, 2024 03:56 PM (SgAVA)

6


Will the Knucklehead get a Joy Reid Knuckle sammich?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (x0n13)

7 Too bad Jennings is on a sinking ship (CNN) that few watch by choice.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (2q9aJ)

8 But Trump lies 10,000 times a day!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

9 I am a 5’11 103 pound blondemodel with legs for days!

Why do I look like a 5’1 redhead? Oops misspoke!

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (p4NUW)

10 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (rbKZ6)

11 I cant believe Coconut managed to find someone even more dim bulbed than her

Also, Georgian (the country) women:

https://tinyurl.com/mr33np6n

You're welcome

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (M7vhK)

12 Just like Biden! They just "misspeak".

They don't lie like that nasty Trump.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (N1DT3)

13 Walz lies so much it's getting into severe mental illness.

I'm not surprised deep blue Minnesota never vetted him, but still sort of shocking he got as far as he did in politics.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 03:58 PM (wMRY8)

14 F that....he's a complete liar and always has been.
Just because the F ing news people let him get away with it doesn't change what his is.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 03:58 PM (kXnIO)

15 Oh, saw a side bar today click bait her Mooch was wearing a see through bikini, even if I thought it would come through I wasn't sure I wanted to see it.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)

16 At least they didn't identify his problem is a stutter.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 03, 2024 03:59 PM (lePf0)

17 I am a 5’11 103 pound blonde model with legs for days!

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 03:57 PM (p4NUW)

I know you're snarking here, but I truly don't understand when society decided that men didn't want women to look like women anymore.

5'11, 103? That girl needs to eat a burger.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 03:59 PM (FAbrK)

18 "She's a DEI hire. Always has been. It's always on the White Man"

BS
~Willie B.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (kXnIO)

19 The media is putting Soviet propaganda to shame. It's amazing how far they're willing to lie, gaslight, distort the truth and spin every fucking thing the Democrats do to make them look good.

It'd be nice if more of the gaslit public was aware of that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (Q4IgG)

20
I'll say this about Scott Jennings: He's no Jessica Tarlov.

Jennings is no robot-mouthed cable-news-channel token.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (oHikC)

21 Walz lies so much it's getting into severe mental illness.

Compulsive and recreational lying is a trademark of psychopaths.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (uxCna)

22 Walz is the sort of self loathing low-T progressive who sits with his thighs pressed together so as not to manspread, and remembers everything in order to use against anyone who crosses him, to allay his impotent fury about his position in a world he doesn't quite understand.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (D7oie)

23 They're just "speakos" the spoken form of typos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 04:00 PM (63Dwl)

24 Someone pointed out good leaders are not afraid to hire people who may be more competent than they are and bad leaders always look for someone who will not outshine them.

Paraphrasing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

25 Back in the day, I used to passionately misspeak to women a lot.

"Jennifer Lopez is great. I can get us tickets for her show in a few months, no problem."

"Your parents are great. Maybe we could visit them sometime."

"I'm pursuing a history degree, but only because I don't need the money. I'm the heir to my father's chocolate and women's shoes empire on Ibiza."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (awTae)

26 I truly don't understand when society decided that men didn't want women to look like women anymore

***************

I cant play modern games anymore because of this (sans rare exceptions like Stellar Blade)

The uglification is so bad it can literally make you throw up

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (M7vhK)

27
Again, the president's newest ad:

"Give A Frack"

https://youtu.be/z50jzYUCj_Q?si=QwKfqvhWsfqcrKid

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (oHikC)

28 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.



HOW? That's what the vetting process does!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (zVeXI)

29 I was a middle class PROSECUTOR who loved my LAWN unburdened by what has BEEN! What DON'T you understand?

Posted by: Kumswala Hairy Ass at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (1FWWQ)

30 25 "I'm pursuing a history degree, but only because I don't need the money. I'm the heir to my father's chocolate and women's shoes empire on Ibiza."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (awTae)

======

Remember, it's pronounced Ee-bee-tha. Otherwise you sound like some sort of clueless social climber.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

31 The real problem, for Democrats, isn't that Walz lies, rather, it's that he's so bad at it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:02 PM (tT6L1)

32 I speak like everybody else speaks. I need to be clearer.

-----------------------

Happens to me all the time when I try to describe my heroism at the battle of Little Big Horn. Sorry.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 03, 2024 04:02 PM (2UnvF)

33 We decide what is the truth.
-the Party

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2024 04:02 PM (zG664)

34 5'11, 103? That girl needs to eat a burger.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October

Heroine chic is scary.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (pZEOD)

35 Kumswala had a real good relationship with my staff...

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (1FWWQ)

36
He "misspeaks", just like J'Blowme "stutters".

Both are stumbling bumblefucks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (VBAVX)

37 I watched the last video of Walz. After a meandering preamble, his "explanation" is, "I was talking about *being people where there are school shooters."

*I assume he means befriending, but he's dumb.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (Odg76)

38 25 Back in the day, I used to passionately misspeak to women a lot.

"Jennifer Lopez is great. I can get us tickets for her show in a few months, no problem."

"Your parents are great. Maybe we could visit them sometime."

"I'm pursuing a history degree, but only because I don't need the money. I'm the heir to my father's chocolate and women's shoes empire on Ibiza."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You forgot " No way will I do that on your face"

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (bgJ0E)

39 Look, I said I took students on trips to China. I misspoke. I was actually diddling them in my backseat while we were parked at Panda Express. Look, these people know me, I'm just super passionate about it!

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (Geoni)

40 - Maybe the joo would have been a better liar?
- Naaah.
/Kamala's inner dialog

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (zG664)

41 It's unclear whether Walz's verbal errors will undercut his credibility with voters.

-----------------------------------------------

It's unclear whether smoking a cigarette inside a tank full of gas is going to have any negative effects.

There is your democrat voter. I guy lies to your face consistently, and there is still a question as to whether that displays his credibility.

Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (dIske)

42 At the time of the Tienanmen Massacre, I was getting laid for the first time in 6 1/2 years, and I don't care who knows it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (VdhcA)

43 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.

HOW? That's what the vetting process does!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (zVeXI)

This kind of stuff convinces me Shaprio said no and Walz was the safety pick.

There wasn't time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (FAbrK)

44 >>>Tim Walz has a problem misspeaking.

It's like he's speaking Chinese or something.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (i24o9)

45 Doubt Kamaunist team even hardly looked at China Tim already knowing he was a Cultural Marxist so that was the big break in.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (fwDg9)

46 5'11" 103? Makes my 5'7" 125lb wife look chunky.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

47
A lot of people, such as myself, are wondering how walz won state-wide. He is a bungler. A buffoon.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (oHikC)

48 5'11, 103? That girl needs to eat a burger.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I'm 5'9" for real. In my twenties, I weighed about 120 - 125 lbs. People kept asking my mom and grandma if I was ill.

5'11" and 103 lbs..... If she's black she looks Ethiopian.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (4XwPj)

49 45 Doubt Kamaunist team even hardly looked at China Tim already knowing he was a Cultural Marxist so that was the big break in.
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (fwDg9)

======

Theory:

Tim was the only candidate interviewed who didn't laugh out loud in derision at something Kamala said.

Instead, he looked at her with those bug-eyes which she considered to be awe.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

50 Amazing. Whoever wrote that story really needs to thank the "right-click" thesaurus.

Who knew that there were that many replacements for the word lie.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)

51 Scott Jennings is also lying. He understands it perfectly well.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (xCA6C)

52 I'm reminded how for Trump saying "It will be the greatest X ever" was a lie because some experts disagree, but Walz, Biden, or Harris can say absolute bullshit and it is not a lie...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (oZhjI)

53 Politico: Tim Walz Sometimes Has a Tendency to "Misspeak"
__________________

Joe Goebbels had a tendency to misspeak also.

Same as Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

54 During the Tiananmen Square massacre, I was passionately misspeaking to my parents about who got into the cookies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (awTae)

55 Politico also recently had a hilarious article where the usual pollsters explained that "Heavens, no! We're not underestimating the Trump vote like we did in 2016 and 2020!"

The main evidence that they presented was that their final polls in swing states approximated the actual results in 2020.

Of course, what they didn't explain is that they had Biden far ahead in swing states for most of the campaign season, and only narrowed the margin right before the election.

Now, Trump/Harris is being presented as a very close vote in swing states - it will be interesting to see if Trump starts racing ahead in the polling because the election is coming.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (uxCna)

56 47
A lot of people, such as myself, are wondering how walz won state-wide. He is a bungler. A buffoon.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (oHikC)

======

"We were gonna run a campaign against him, but someone might have called us racist. So, we stayed home."
-The MN GOP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

57 I guess drinking the fruit of my loins makes you dumb as a post.

Posted by: SEABISCUIT at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (SfVf3)

58 one time I punched my school bully, who was a Robot, right in his diodes. the whole school cheered and carried me around on their shoulders like a hero.

sorry, i'm just so honest and I speak passionately. He wasn't a robot. also, i didn't punch him. I just shorted him on my lunch money, keeping a quarter for myself.

I'm just folksy and plain-spoken.

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (KRtlO)

59 I was a middle class PROSECUTOR who loved my LAWN unburdened by what has BEEN! What DON'T you understand?
Posted by: Kumswala Hairy Ass
====

Thought it was school busses and venn diagrams you Loved

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (/lPRQ)

60 I am getting the sense that Tim Walz is not positioning Kamala for success.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (i24o9)

61 My child is supposed to be writing an instructional essay on planting lavender, the topic she chose. Yet she suddenly became inspired to reorganize the pantry…do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (pZEOD)

62 >>> 38 25 Back in the day, I used to passionately misspeak to women a lot.

"Jennifer Lopez is great. I can get us tickets for her show in a few months, no problem."

"Your parents are great. Maybe we could visit them sometime."

"I'm pursuing a history degree, but only because I don't need the money. I'm the heir to my father's chocolate and women's shoes empire on Ibiza."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You forgot " No way will I do that on your face"
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 03, 2024 04:03 PM (bgJ0E)

What about me???

Posted by: Just The Tip at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (FnneF)

63 Someone pointed out good leaders are not afraid to hire people who may be more competent than they are and bad leaders always look for someone who will not outshine them.

Paraphrasing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

This is how we went from Obama to Biden to Harris to Walz.

I'm absolutely astounded they were able to find someone dumber than Biden, but they did it TWICE!

And they haven't even pulled the ultimate trump card by putting in Frederica Wilson or Hank Johnson! The Democrat bench is DEEP if you're looking for stupid.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (N1DT3)

64 My favorite part of the misspeaking was when he said he rode bikes with his friends when he was a kid and he was proud of that service. I, too, am proud of being able to ride a bike and having friends.

Posted by: huerfano at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (VGOMa)

65

Doug Emhoff is super passionate about fucking his daughter and beating up women who don't live up to his ideals.

He is that damn good of a person.

Hunter Biden is super passionate about keeping kids off drugs, sometimes he does the drugs for them because he's super passionate that he just forgets he shouldn't be taking them.

Super passionate.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (et1vG)

66 >>> 47
A lot of people, such as myself, are wondering how walz won state-wide. He is a bungler. A buffoon.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (oHikC)

Same way Cooper "won" in NC?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (FnneF)

67 Piper, you must be a rookie. You compliment the child on the job she did with the pantry and then tell her you want to see if she can do just as good a job with her essay.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (tT6L1)

68 The funny part is that Democrats have this problem with "misspeaking" because the MSM doesn't confront them about it most of the time. In fact, the MSM will typically fly top cover for them.

If a Republican "misspeaks" the MSM are all over it like white on rice, so Republicans are less prone to "misspeaking."

Same thing with electoral fraud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

69 Remember, it's pronounced Ee-bee-tha. Otherwise you sound like some sort of clueless social climber.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)


Oh Honey child, I learned Catalan before Spanish!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (D7oie)

70 Who knew that there were that many replacements for the word lie.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)
-------------
They used it in relation to George Santos. Notably.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (VdhcA)

71 >>>64 My favorite part of the misspeaking was when he said he rode bikes with his friends when he was a kid and he was proud of that service. I, too, am proud of being able to ride a bike and having friends.

you're so relatable!!!

Posted by: ace at October 03, 2024 04:09 PM (KRtlO)

72 It's unclear whether Walz's verbal errors will undercut his credibility with voters.

___

I think it will cut against him with veterans, they don't like stolen valor types. Especially someone like him making those kinds of claims.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:09 PM (7fVoL)

73 Walz would be the insurance to Kamala that Kamala was to Biden.


Hard to believe we have sunk so low but here we are.

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2024 04:09 PM (GUOwU)

74 Why do we assume there was a vetting process?

These are some lazy ass motherfuckers who insult the intelligence of their base at every turn.

"Who do we pick, the Jew or the freak?"

"Meh, go with the freak. I don't want to hear all the bitching about the Jew."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

75 Since being tapped as Kamala Harris' running mate, the folksy, plain-speaking Minnesota governor has had to explain a growing number of inaccurate statements -- and at times embellishments flat-out lies

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

76
Remember when the Fake News invented "misremember" for the obama admin?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (oHikC)

77 do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (

Time for a little passionate misspeaking. Tell her once she finishes the pantry, you'll write the essay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (awTae)

78 I'm 5'9" for real. In my twenties, I weighed about 120 - 125 lbs. People kept asking my mom and grandma if I was ill.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (4XwPj)

Right. Because it was normal then. Remember normal?

I'm a 44 year-old, employed single white dude. It's awful out there for people in my demographic. There aren't many women who think like the women here, and you're all taken.

Your sonnet on the last thread should be required reading. So I'll post it again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (FAbrK)

79 Masculinity is wonderful. The women I know revel in their husband's masculinity. They, like me, want a man who is a real person. A man who isn't afraid to fight, sweat, get his hands dirty, and feel whatever he feels. We want our men to be gentle with babies, tougher with teenagers, and equal to any other adult. We want a man with balls knowing he will use them to defend us or fuck us senseless. We don't care if he swears or spits as long as he keeps the swearing to a minimum in public, especially at funerals, and doesn't spit in the house. We know he will work hard at his job and come home to work his ass off keeping up with household repairs. He will hold us when we just can't anymore, push us when we just don't want to, keep us safe and ignore the Jones family "mine is bigger" bullshit.

He is my fortress. He shelters me from the storms and keeps me safe and sane. True masculinity is a gift from God to women and children.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 03:08 PM (4XwPj)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (FAbrK)

80 67 Piper, you must be a rookie. You compliment the child on the job she did with the pantry and then tell her you want to see if she can do just as good a job with her essay.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (tT6L1)

I think it’s because she is the 3rd and I am too tired to be creative. 😂

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (pZEOD)

81 This kind of stuff convinces me Shaprio said no and Walz was the safety pick.

No, Shapiro was clearly angling for the nomination.

What happened was that the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party made it clear that they would go berserk if an observant, pro-Israel Jew was put on the ticket.

Even so, Kamala still has to rely on paid, vetted attendees at her rallies to make sure that the pro-Hamas demonstrators don't get in.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (uxCna)

82 This kind of stuff convinces me Shaprio said no and Walz was the safety pick.

There wasn't time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


I don't think he said no.
I honestly think the Squad told her no goatfucker would vote for a Joo. She was out of options.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (zVeXI)

83 Recall the oft-cited "40,000 Trump lies!" and what they are?
18,568 of their counted "lies" are like:
"Trump says he's going to make America great again. America is not the greatest country in the world ever. This is another Trump lie he keeps repeating."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (gH23d)

84 A lot of people, such as myself, are wondering how walz won state-wide. He is a bungler. A buffoon.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:05 PM (oHikC)

======

"We were gonna run a campaign against him, but someone might have called us racist. So, we stayed home."
-The MN GOP


I have relatives in MN, and sadly, this is not far off.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (xCA6C)

85 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.

but the vetters' pronouns are fabulous!

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (sGtp+)

86 I feel that the debate moderators asked him about the least bad thing so that they could pretend that they were being even handed. To me, the Tiananmen Square lie is nothing compared to lying about his military service. Also, they should've asked a broader question about his ties to China. Instead, they served up a question that doesn't matter to most people.

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (rbKZ6)

87 81 This kind of stuff convinces me Shaprio said no and Walz was the safety pick.

No, Shapiro was clearly angling for the nomination.

What happened was that the pro-Hamas wing of the Democratic Party made it clear that they would go berserk if an observant, pro-Israel Jew was put on the ticket.

Even so, Kamala still has to rely on paid, vetted attendees at her rallies to make sure that the pro-Hamas demonstrators don't get in.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (uxCna)

========

The event to announce the VP pick was in Philadelphia.

Why do that if they were planning on anyone other than Shapiro?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

88

I almost want these super passionate idiots to win this election just to be able to watch them fuck things up way more intensely than the cadaver Biden.

I literally thought 100 year old mummified JImmy Carter was Old Joe.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (et1vG)

89 61 My child is supposed to be writing an instructional essay on planting lavender, the topic she chose. Yet she suddenly became inspired to reorganize the pantry…do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (pZEOD)

As a professional writer, all I can tell you is that selecting the topic and then doing something completely unrelated is part of the process.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

90 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.

Well, when the entire vetting process is:

Is Walz one of them jew bastards?
[ ] Yes
[x] No

you get what you deserve

Posted by: Chuck C at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (yOPBE)

91 @ChrisStigall
I think the word you're looking for is "lie." Walz has a tendency to lie.
.......

So. A perfect Democrat politician.

Posted by: wth at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

92 This kind of stuff convinces me Shaprio said no and Walz was the safety pick.

There wasn't time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:04 PM (FAbrK)


I bet Shapiro had some preconditions that were deal breakers, and Walz said "yes boss"
And of course, lied about that too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (D7oie)

93 5'11, 103? That girl needs to eat a burger.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October


***

Which, as you know, is a sandwich

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 03, 2024 04:12 PM (1FWWQ)

94 I suggest the "lying about when he was in China" thing is a red herring.

Why the fvck is he going to China at all is the more pertinent question.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2024 04:12 PM (zG664)

95 I'm absolutely astounded they were able to find someone dumber than Biden, but they did it TWICE!

And they haven't even pulled the ultimate trump card by putting in Frederica Wilson or Hank Johnson! The Democrat bench is DEEP if you're looking for stupid.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM (N1DT3)
__________________

No fair tapping members of the CBC. They're ringers for the Stupidity Bowl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

96 >>> 93
***

Which, as you know, is a sandwich
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 03, 2024 04:12 PM (1FWWQ)

You know what isn't a sandwich?

*cackles*

Posted by: KamKam! at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (FnneF)

97 "Walz must have gotten the memo: "just keep saying you are passionate about this, Super Passionate. Never try to explain your lies, just switch the topic to how down to earth you are, a common man's man."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (Cus5s)

98 94 I suggest the "lying about when he was in China" thing is a red herring.

Why the fvck is he going to China at all is the more pertinent question.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2024 04:12 PM (zG664)

Timmy selected the date of Tiannemen Square as his wedding anniversary.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

99 Shapiro is too Jewish and Walz is governor of a state with a big Muslim population. The math says not Shapiro.

Posted by: huerfano at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (VGOMa)

100
Hey, Coach said he was a knucklehead! The time he spent bartending on 'Cheers' he was always saying the wrong thing and everybody loved him for it! He re-defined the 'Dad' model and... oh shit, why do they keep trying?

It's like watching the 'Handmaidens' and trying to figure out why lesbians find Elisabeth Moss attractive.

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)

101 Hi IRS. Oh what’s that? I didn’t declare $50k income? Ooops. Oopsie. I just misspoke about my income. My bad.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (oajh5)

102 I too was in a British Overseas Territory for a short period in 1989 (Tortola).

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (ssz2a)

103 I have zero doubt they would pick someone else for VP if they got a do over. They just assumed two term sitting Governor with a lifetime in politics, all the dirt had come out. But they forgot he was in a seep blue state with a media constantly covering for him and token Republican opposition.

Walz hurts the ticket, period. I just dont know how much a VP matters to where the election turns on it.


Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (7fVoL)

104
And they haven't even pulled the ultimate trump card by putting in Frederica Wilson or Hank Johnson!

Harris will put them on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (63Dwl)

105 Well, when the entire vetting process is:

Is Walz one of them jew bastards?
[ ] Yes
[x] No

you get what you deserve

Posted by: Chuck C


Well, duh. Obama needed a veep dumber than him, and so, Biden. Who needed a veep even dumber than he was, and so, Harris. Who...you get the picture. I expect them to be down to brain-damaged flatworms within ten years.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (OUMaO)

106 Okay, so, we've got medical, dating and self defense advise down. I guess parenting advise is now a go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (tT6L1)

107 My child is supposed to be writing an instructional essay on planting lavender, the topic she chose. Yet she suddenly became inspired to reorganize the pantry…do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (pZEOD)
______________

Displacement activity. You can see it around Chez Guevara at income tax time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

108 103 I have zero doubt they would pick someone else for VP if they got a do over. They just assumed two term sitting Governor with a lifetime in politics, all the dirt had come out. But they forgot he was in a seep blue state with a media constantly covering for him and token Republican opposition.

Walz hurts the ticket, period. I just dont know how much a VP matters to where the election turns on it.


Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (7fVoL)

Problem is, who would accept it?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (KbCG3)

109 64 My favorite part of the misspeaking was when he said he rode bikes with his friends when he was a kid and he was proud of that service. I, too, am proud of being able to ride a bike and having friends.
Posted by: huerfano at October 03, 2024 04:08 PM

I want him to bring those friends on stage, I bet he was a weirdo when he was young too and the other kids made fun of his girl bike with the sissy bar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (uHd5d)

110 I may have my dates wrong, but I'm pretty sure I was in Vegas in '96.

I remember standing on the street next to Mike Tyson when a car drove by and they shot and killed Tupac.

I remember telling Mike, that looks exactly like P. Diddy in the back seat of that car giving the orders to shoot!

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (M3rqN)

111 Scott Jennings is doing yeoman's work deep in enemedia territory. Bravo!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (zG664)

112 I don't think he said no.
I honestly think the Squad told her no goatfucker would vote for a Joo. She was out of options.


Not just the goatfucker wing of the Democrats - places like The New Republic were also running hit pieces on Shapiro.

The One Vice Presidential Pick Who Could Ruin Democratic Unity

Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is a leading candidate to be Kamala Harris’s running mate. Selecting him would fracture the party.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (uxCna)

113 Thought it was school busses and venn diagrams you Loved
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (/lPRQ)

Do
you
want
to
see
the
Mooooooon????

Posted by: Kumswala Hairy Ass at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (1FWWQ)

114 89 As a professional writer, all I can tell you is that selecting the topic and then doing something completely unrelated is part of the process.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

She said thank you for supporting her. 😂

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (pZEOD)

115 madammayhem, you are a true treasure.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

116 So looking at Walz's 2022 win he appears to have gotten absurd margins in urban areas and COVID fear mongered his opponent to victory.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (oZhjI)

117 Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (FAbrK)

Too kind! Thank you.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (4XwPj)

118 99 Shapiro is too Jewish and Walz is governor of a state with a big Muslim population. The math says not Shapiro.
Posted by: huerfano at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (VGOMa)

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The Muslim population of Minnesota is 117,000.

It's about 2% of the overall population.

The anti-Israel, pro-Hamas thing seems much more driven by college educated whites who get jobs in Democrat campaigns than the population of MN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

119 The event to announce the VP pick was in Philadelphia.

Why do that if they were planning on anyone other than Shapiro?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03,

I get it, truly. I do.

But if the Hamas wing said no to the Jew, it wouldn't have been news, and Harris could have vetted someone else.

It couldn't have been surprising to them that 'Jewish' is a deal breaker.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:16 PM (FAbrK)

120 Hi IRS. Oh what’s that? I didn’t declare $50k income? Ooops. Oopsie. I just misspoke about my income. My bad.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (oajh5)
_________________

Timothy Geithner "forgot" about $400,000 on his income tax return when he was SecTreas.

Who can keep track of a lousy $400,000? Coulda happened to anyone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

121 To be fair the media is too dumb to realize they're stupid so there take on Walz isn't surprising

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 04:16 PM (xH5nl)

122 As a professional writer, all I can tell you is that selecting the topic and then doing something completely unrelated is part of the process.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)
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P.J. O'Rourke had a humorous essay on the lengths writers go to in order to avoid writing. The sock drawer is in desperate need of reorganization!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (VdhcA)

123 Well, duh. Obama needed a veep dumber than him, and so, Biden. Who needed a veep even dumber than he was, and so, Harris. Who...you get the picture. I expect them to be down to brain-damaged flatworms within ten years.

I'd bet the brain-damaged flatworm would find the cheese in a maze faster than Kamala or Walz.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (xCA6C)

124 Neither Harris nor Walz is a good politician. They don't have a compelling story, they aren't well spoken, and they can't think on their feet.

Without the full-throated support of the press these people would have no chance.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (B9Dv5)

125 115 madammayhem, you are a true treasure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

And she has a bright purple door!

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (pZEOD)

126 Elizabeth Moss is kinda hawt in a weird way. Something about her.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (oajh5)

127 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.
Since when are lies innocuous statements?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 04:18 PM (FfSAJ)

128 Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro is a leading candidate to be Kamala Harris’s running mate. Selecting him would fracture the party.

Shapiro kowtowed and said that he hated Bibi, and hoped that Israel would have a left-wing government.

That would have been acceptable prior to October 7th, but now only all-out Israel hatred is viewed as acceptable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 04:18 PM (uxCna)

129
Kamala has sealed the deal with me - she wants me to envision a future where I not just 'get by' but 'get head'.

Posted by: Teenage Boy at October 03, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

130 114 89 As a professional writer, all I can tell you is that selecting the topic and then doing something completely unrelated is part of the process.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

She said thank you for supporting her. 😂
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (pZEOD)

Btw, once she's done with the pantry, prepare to watch her stare out the window for a good 20-30 minutes.

All part of the process.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

131 The Muslim population of Minnesota is 117,000.
_______________

So ... about 500 airplanes' worth, if we were to deport them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

132 Madamemayhem speaks for all normal women. Thank you, perfectly said.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2024 04:19 PM (uHd5d)

133 Elizabeth Moss is kinda hawt in a weird way. Something about her.

She looks like Giorgia Meloni, but Meloni is hotter and smarter (the two are related).

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 04:19 PM (xCA6C)

134
Scott Jennings is doing yeoman's work deep in enemedia territory. Bravo!
Posted by: San Franpsycho


How did he wind up on CNN?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 04:19 PM (63Dwl)

135 Look, I know I said my wife Gwen and I used IVF in order to have kids. I misspoke. I meant I invited a man named Ivan to F my wife. But, let me be clear. I was super passionate about pulling my pud in the corner during the arrangement.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 04:20 PM (Geoni)

136 Journalice gonna lice.

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 04:20 PM (H2CGt)

137 Walz hurts the ticket, period. I just dont know how much a VP matters to where the election turns on it.
Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (7fVoL)


When the best the pro Dem voices can say about the debate is that "VP debates mean nothing in the larger picture of the election" then you know it burns them like fire.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (D7oie)

138 Remember that Fetterman said Shapiro was a backstabber.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (MpVUb)

139 Tim went with the Chinese Government blessing for some joint education program, I am sure he was sucked into Marxism and was pulling in students to do the same.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

140 122 As a professional writer, all I can tell you is that selecting the topic and then doing something completely unrelated is part of the process.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:11 PM (KbCG3)
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P.J. O'Rourke had a humorous essay on the lengths writers go to in order to avoid writing. The sock drawer is in desperate need of reorganization!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:17 PM (VdhcA)

I'm a copywriter. There's always something to do before I get into a new project.

In my ad agency days, I remember staring out a window and the designer behind me asking if I was thinking about something because I always spent a ton of time staring out the window before typing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

141 madammayhem, you are a true treasure.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

Thank you. You're pretty okay too!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (4XwPj)

142 "David Hogg is a good friend of mine"

~~ Tampon Tim
----------------------------
Seriously, he said that. You wouldn't think someone would just fire off that sort of conversational jibe, but he did.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (I8PwA)

143 Scott Jennings is doing yeoman's work deep in enemedia territory. Bravo!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

How did he wind up on CNN?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 04:19 PM (63Dwl)
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Not for long if he keeps doing actual journalism.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (tT6L1)

144 Timmy selected the date of Tiannemen Square as his wedding anniversary.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (KbCG3)
_________________

Who the hell does that? It'd be like choosing 9/11, or December 7th.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

145
Who would've guessed that walz is more of a drag on the ticket than jalama?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (oHikC)

146 "Since being tapped as Kamala Harris' running mate,"

Anyone else read that as "trapped"?

Posted by: Inogame at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (53oGX)

147 That's it! I just misspoke. That's what I always tell my wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at October 03, 2024 04:23 PM (vFG9F)

148 T Square isn’t in Hong Kong. It’s in Beijing. Why brag about being in Honk Kong? I was in Connecticut on 9/11. Who gives a shit?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2024 04:23 PM (RVvEd)

149 In my ad agency days, I remember staring out a window and the designer behind me asking if I was thinking about something because I always spent a ton of time staring out the window before typing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)
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When I wrote essays, that's pretty much what I did.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:23 PM (VdhcA)

150 God knows California is effed up, but at least our governor has brain power not to pull half of the stuff Walz has.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

151 In my ad agency days, I remember staring out a window and the designer behind me asking if I was thinking about something because I always spent a ton of time staring out the window before typing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)
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The little bit of writing I've done, it's almost like one has to let the brain float freely and daydream a bit to see if some thought flotsam turns into treasure.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

152 Next thing Walz knows he will have a stutter. Poor guy.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (7PziG)

153 Whoopi sometimes has a tendency to be fat, ugly, and stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (L/fGl)

154 I'm Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (LkLld)

155 By the way - our favorite union boss who is fine crippling us is wearing Cartier sunglasses, drives a Bentley and lives in a multimillion dollar house.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (pZEOD)

156 Power back on! 6 days, 10 hours.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (TITsU)

157 IMO every Leftist leader picks a worse looking underling, Barky picked Sundowner, Sundowner picks Harris, Harris picks China Tim.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)

158 Who the hell does that? It'd be like choosing 9/11, or December 7th.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)


"It was the only day the chapel had an open time slot"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (D7oie)

159 I'm Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (LkLld)

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I think you need a Snickers Bar.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

160 Biden (D) 'embellishes'

Blumenthal (D) 'misstated'

Santos (former R) 'lying'

Posted by: mainly spoons at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (pvz5Z)

161
The Harris campaign had to clarify that Walz and his wife, Gwen, didn't specifically use in vitro fertilization, but another similar treatment that Republicans haven't talked about banning.

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Whatever they did, it damaged their son to the point that Timmy considers him an embarrassment to be yanked around like a trash bag.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (iTNuP)

162 I think the hirsute ace is trying to make an argument that beards are sexy.

Question: Does Chuy and/or Lamont have a beard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (PDf99)

163 Who would've guessed that walz is more of a drag on the ticket than jalama?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (oHikC)
________________

It's like they're challenging the MSM to see if they can run interference for such a lousy ticket.

Answer: yes, they can.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (YqDXo)

164 I'm Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (LkLld)
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Ich bin...die Fledermausmann.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (VdhcA)

165 156 Power back on! 6 days, 10 hours.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (TITsU)

Congrats!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:26 PM (PDf99)

166 Yay publius! How is Miley? And, I didn't know you were in the path of the storm. How's casa Publius?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

167 The Harris campaign had to clarify that Walz and his wife, Gwen, didn't specifically use in vitro fertilization, but another similar treatment that Republicans haven't talked about banning.
________________

Nothing says "redefining masculinity" quite like having to go the turkey baster route.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

168 106 Okay, so, we've got medical, dating and self defense advise down. I guess parenting advise is now a go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal

Woohoo!

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (pZEOD)

169 In my ad agency days, I remember staring out a window and the designer behind me asking if I was thinking about something because I always spent a ton of time staring out the window before typing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)


The Top Gear episode where they made VW ads included Clarkson telling this joke:

"Why doesn't an ad man stare out the window in the morning? Because then he'll have nothing to do in the afternoon."

Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (OguvZ)

170 Question: Does Chuy and/or Lamont have a beard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (PDf99)

Is it really a beard if it's... everywhere?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (FAbrK)

171 >>Question: Does Chuy and/or Lamont have a beard?

Changeup right over the plate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (LkLld)

172 Welcome back to the modern world, Publius!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (4XwPj)

173 "I'm Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw"

How are your folks?

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

174 Nothing says "redefining masculinity" quite like having to go the turkey baster route.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:26 PM (YqDXo)
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Hey, I think I'm quite masculine. Watch me with this umbrella!

Posted by: B Obama at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (tT6L1)

175 Umm…168 is a copy paste error. That was suppose to be for Publius having power.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (pZEOD)

176 By the way - our favorite union boss who is fine crippling us is wearing Cartier sunglasses, drives a Bentley and lives in a multimillion dollar house.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:24 PM (pZEOD)
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Just your average Mafioso working man.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

177 My wedding anniversary is D Day, June 6. Mrs. Wrecks picked it. I don't know. Maybe she likes amphibious tanks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

178 PA Governor Josh Shapiro is probably very happy he said “go F yourself, Kamala, I will not run with you.”

She is a disaster.

I think the Dems know she is gonna lose bigly and not even an attempt at cheating is gonna save her.

He will run in 2028 and lose in the Dem primary. Because he is a Jew.

And JD and DeSantis are gonna wipe the floor with the new DEI Dem Nominee.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (fpVC1)

179 No lies, I'm just super Passionate!!!!

Nothing to see here... Comrade...

Posted by: Joe Stalin at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (QAkQ3)

180 177 My wedding anniversary is D Day, June 6. Mrs. Wrecks picked it. I don't know. Maybe she likes amphibious tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

Ours is on Jan. 6th

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 04:29 PM (IyPmt)

181 169 In my ad agency days, I remember staring out a window and the designer behind me asking if I was thinking about something because I always spent a ton of time staring out the window before typing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

The Top Gear episode where they made VW ads included Clarkson telling this joke:

"Why doesn't an ad man stare out the window in the morning? Because then he'll have nothing to do in the afternoon."
Posted by: spindrift at October 03, 2024 04:27 PM (OguvZ)

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

182 177 My wedding anniversary is D Day, June 6. Mrs. Wrecks picked it. I don't know. Maybe she likes amphibious tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

... *discards first joke* ... *discards second joke* ...

'Hey, you guys have time to mow my lawn?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:29 PM (PDf99)

183 Hey, I think I'm quite masculine. Watch me with this umbrella!

Posted by: B Obama at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (tT6L1)
________________

So there IS one person who thinks you're masculine. Those 5 lb. dumb bells notwithstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:29 PM (YqDXo)

184 Power back on! 6 days, 10 hours.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:25 PM (TITsU)
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Woohoo!!

And you still have that awesome hash!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 03, 2024 04:29 PM (71q2r)

185 Piper, I rooted rosemary out of a bouquet my wife got for mothers' day, and I was so successful I have been trying to figure out what to do with the other four plants.

I love plant propagation, my current grail is rooting rose cuttings and apple shoots, which is harder.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (D7oie)

186 Maybe someone ought to tell Dougie not to wave when he and Kami are at the top of the stairs about to leave the plane. Looks like he's about to slap the crap out of her.
On second thought...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (W/lyH)

187 Hey, I think I'm quite masculine. Watch me with this umbrella!
Posted by: B Obama

You're a faggoty weed dipshit. Now shut the fuck up and go suck big Mike's dick.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (4XwPj)

188 What about your gaaaaaaaaaafes?!

Posted by: Reporterette chasing after mitt Romney at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (5810s)

189 177 My wedding anniversary is D Day, June 6. Mrs. Wrecks picked it. I don't know. Maybe she likes amphibious tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)

Calif has a 6 month wait for divorces to become final... mine actually became final a couple days early...

On... June 6... yeah... D Day... Judge was a Retired Navy Officer, and I think he had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (QAkQ3)

190 God knows California is effed up, but at least our governor has brain power not to pull half of the stuff Walz has.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Your Gov just signed a law closing bars at 4am *except* for one exclusive bar that the rich people party in, just kinda, sorta, like a French Laundry issue.

Grewsome is just as bad but, in a different way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (kXnIO)

191 185 Piper, I rooted rosemary out of a bouquet my wife got for mothers' day, and I was so successful I have been trying to figure out what to do with the other four plants.

I love plant propagation, my current grail is rooting rose cuttings and apple shoots, which is harder.
Posted by: Kindltot at October

Meanwhile, I kill basil.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (pZEOD)

192 My anniversary is in 6 days, I'll do the usual guy thing and get a card 5 days from now.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

193 Problem is, who would accept it?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

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Both Shapiro and Mark Kelly wanted.

The reality is, even if someone felt pretty certain the ticket would lose, the VP is usually the heir apparent. It's a big career booster.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (7fVoL)

194 No internet/cable yet. Will be a while before they get their lines fixed. They are not priority, power is, and they have to wait until the poles and power is good, fixed and ship shape.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (TITsU)

195
David Hogg and Timmy are friends?

Do they enjoy good natured pillow fights?

Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (j4U/Z)

196 The 'ettes are restless today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (PDf99)

197 David Hogg and Timmy are friends?

Do they enjoy good natured pillow fights?
Posted by: Auspex at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (j4U/Z)

Pina Coladas and walks in the rain.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (PDf99)

198 Looks like some people are freaking out and stockpiling toilet paper again.

They need to stockpile Ikea.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (t+Tko)

199 Walz telling lies = misspoke
Trump misspelling “coverage” tweeting from his phone = OBVIOUSLY SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, the Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (7kSOl)

200 >>> 193
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The reality is, even if someone felt pretty certain the ticket would lose, the VP is usually the heir apparent. It's a big career booster.
Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (7fVoL)

WTF???

Posted by: Tim Kaine at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (FnneF)

201 Those many euphemisms can the press use to say obliquely that Walz is a liar.

“Less than honest”
“Inaccurate “

Blah, blah, blah.
Our self-appointed “fact checkers” sure hate inconvenient facts such as Walz being a congenital liar.

Posted by: BEN at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (Hkcdp)

202 Let’s be clear here. Propaganda is fundamental to Marxism and Communism. That is, to control the dialogue by any means necessary, such as having the media as your surrogate and a mouthpiece for your lies. You then further poison the dialogue, making the lie into the “fact” because there are no alternate viewpoints or the truth presented.

This is exactly what is happening under the Democrats regime. You see it every day in the media. You saw it at the debate. You see it here with Tampon Tim. It’s why they despise the First Amendment and try to label any demonstrable truth as “misinformation”.

These are not good people and their aim is insidious. I’m not sure how anyone who isn’t either a true believer or cult member believes a word they speak or write.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (2t43q)

203 No internet/cable yet. Will be a while before they get their lines fixed. They are not priority, power is, and they have to wait until the poles and power is good, fixed and ship shape.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (TITsU)

Working on it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (kiuwU)

204 118 99 Shapiro is too Jewish and Walz is governor of a state with a big Muslim population. The math says not Shapiro.
Posted by: huerfano at October 03, 2024 04:13 PM (VGOMa)

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The Muslim population of Minnesota is 117,000.

It's about 2% of the overall population.


perhaps huerfano meant (big muslim) rather than (big population). imagine whoopi al-hajj.

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (sGtp+)

205 Ikea and Legos.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (t+Tko)

206 Your Gov just signed a law closing bars at 4am *except* for one exclusive bar that the rich people party in, just kinda, sorta, like a French Laundry issue.

Grewsome is just as bad but, in a different way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (kXnIO)
__________________

He's corrupt as all hell, but he doesn't claim he climbed Pont du Hoc on D-Day or anything like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

207 Amazed at how fast a line crew restrung a long section of line here. They were shittin' and a-gettin'.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (TITsU)

208 Well, Ubisoft has stepped on their dicks. Again. One of the the more minor complaints about Shadows is that the architecture is more Chinese than Japanese. So they hired a Chinese expert to fix it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (L/fGl)

209 Meanwhile, I kill basil.
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (pZEOD)


You can root basil and tomatoes from cuttings too. That is how I get my basil plants every year, I buy the "fresh cooking sprigs" at the farmers' market early in the year.
It may be that the Gulf coast needs the thai variety, not the Italian variety though. The Thai stuff I don't have luck with.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (D7oie)

210 137 Walz hurts the ticket, period. I just dont know how much a VP matters to where the election turns on it.
Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:14 PM (7fVoL)

When the best the pro Dem voices can say about the debate is that "VP debates mean nothing in the larger picture of the election" then you know it burns them like fire.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:21 PM (D7oie)

It's funny. The Dems had no problem telling us that Palin hurt McCain during his 2008 run for POTUS (Narrator: she help him; he did himself in that year), but they want to tell us that Walz will have no effect on Kamala.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (/L6S9)

211 They make a shit ton of toilet paper in Georgia. What's the freakout?

Posted by: fd at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

212 Don’t forget that after Tuesday’s debate, CNN and MSNBC panelists immediately said he “won” because he’s such a smoky liar.
No preliminaries.

Posted by: BEN at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (Hkcdp)

213 My wedding anniversary is D Day, June 6. Mrs. Wrecks picked it. I don't know. Maybe she likes amphibious tanks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:28 PM (L/fGl)


Thousands of men...surging forward...ready to conquer those cliffs...
Oh Yeah. Mrs Wrecks has it goin' on!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (W/lyH)

214 208 Well, Ubisoft has stepped on their dicks. Again. One of the the more minor complaints about Shadows is that the architecture is more Chinese than Japanese. So they hired a Chinese expert to fix it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (L/fGl)

...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (PDf99)

215 My child is supposed to be writing an instructional essay on planting lavender, the topic she chose. Yet she suddenly became inspired to reorganize the pantry…do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:07 PM (pZEOD)

Let the pantry get reorganized, then have post-op analysis of whys and wherefores of procrastination and how getting started is often the hardest part. Win-Win.

Maybe help outline what she wants to cover as a way to organize her thoughts and spur action on little items at a time, instead of viewing it as a monster unsolvable project.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (i24o9)

216 Let’s be clear here. Propaganda is fundamental to Marxism and Communism. That is, to control the dialogue by any means necessary, such as having the media as your surrogate and a mouthpiece for your lies. You then further poison the dialogue, making the lie into the “fact” because there are no alternate viewpoints or the truth presented.

This is exactly what is happening under the Democrats regime. You see it every day in the media. You saw it at the debate. You see it here with Tampon Tim. It’s why they despise the First Amendment and try to label any demonstrable truth as “misinformation”.

These are not good people and their aim is insidious. I’m not sure how anyone who isn’t either a true believer or cult member believes a word they speak or write.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (2t43q)
________________

I like how they always try to give the impression that there is huge cohort that supports them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

217 202 Let’s be clear here. Propaganda is fundamental to Marxism and Communism. That is, to control the dialogue by any means necessary, such as having the media as your surrogate and a mouthpiece for your lies. You then further poison the dialogue, making the lie into the “fact” because there are no alternate viewpoints or the truth presented.

This is exactly what is happening under the Democrats regime.

These are not good people and their aim is insidious. I’m not sure how anyone who isn’t either a true believer or cult member believes a word they speak or write.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (2t43q)

Now, add in US Government itself, and think of the Covid bullshit.

We no longer have any moral high ground to stand upon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (QAkQ3)

218

I heard someone say he thought Walz was imagining himself as the guy standing in front of the tank at Tiananmen Square. I'm thinking he was imagining himself as the guy IN the tank.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

219 Hubbymayhem and I got married on April 10 for no reason whatsoever.

My late first husband and I got married on February 29 because I thought it was funny and he said he only wanted to sleep on the couch for forgetting the anniversary once every 4 years.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:36 PM (4XwPj)

220 204 perhaps huerfano meant (big muslim) rather than (big population). imagine whoopi al-hajj.
Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 04:32 PM (sGtp+)

=======

I keep thinking back to 2020 and the Democrat primaries when we were assured that the Democrat base would never, ever vote for a white, straight man ever, ever again.

And then two straight white men ran away with it (Bernie and Biden).

The actual Democrat base likes old white men. The activists who populate the media and work campaigns want anything else.

There's a deep divide between the party and the base that seems really evident to me. The party bending over backwards to appeal to a sliver of a tiny minority population feels like something they would do, but it doesn't seem necessarily driven by actual electoral politics. At least, as people traditionally understand electoral politics to mean: winning elections by appealing to the most voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

221 I'm just a knucklehead. General, tell me again how this nukular football works. Yeah I know it's the 8th time and time is running out!

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 04:36 PM (g0EAB)

222 Morning sun and afternoon shade for basil.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:36 PM (kiuwU)

223 By the way - our favorite union boss who is fine crippling us is wearing Cartier sunglasses, drives a Bentley and lives in a multimillion dollar house.

One of the more fascinating things the left has been able to do is get its LIVs AND activists all hating "the rich" even long after the lefty elite became the rich.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (oZhjI)

224 I love plant propagation, my current grail is rooting rose cuttings and apple shoots, which is harder.
Posted by: Kindltot at October


What's the high level overview on rooting process? Anything special?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (i24o9)

225 Maybe help outline what she wants to cover as a way to organize her thoughts and spur action on little items at a time, instead of viewing it as a monster unsolvable project.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (i24o9)
_______________

Here's a trick I've used: just write. Write anything. Write that you don't know what to write, or write that you're blocked, or write that you're not sure how to organize the piece, but just keep writing. It works; by doing that, you can write yourself out of the writer's block. Then just delete all the prefatory rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

226 My child is supposed to be writing an instructional essay on planting lavender, the topic she chose. Yet she suddenly became inspired to reorganize the pantry…do I make her finish her writing or do I just let my pantry get clean even though I know she is evading…..

Posted by: Piper

History of ripping out a paper in the last minute that get's a 90% or above? Tell her good job.
If not let her know it doesn't matter what the pantry looks like if that paper isn't completed and done really well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (kXnIO)

227 San Franpsycho, saw your Bondi Beach post earlier. Enjoy your Australian adventure. I enjoyed my time in Sydney and Manly back in the day.

Posted by: David Hogg at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2bFN5)

228 “ We no longer have any moral high ground to stand upon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (QAkQ3)”

You could not be more wrong. While that moral high ground is limited, there is only one side standing upon it. The people occupying it who dont belong there are being driven off the cliff.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2t43q)

229 Walz hurts the ticket, period.

-
Kamala wouldn't have picked him except she was sleep deprived. And drunk. And it was her time of the month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (L/fGl)

230 "Walz over the years had said publicly he had been in Hong Kong during the crackdown in Beijing, including 10 years ago in Congress."
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Someone should have asked whose side he was on.

Posted by: javems at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (8I4hW)

231 off skinny arm sock.

Posted by: scampydog at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2bFN5)

232 Meanwhile, I kill basil.

Well. F*ck.

Posted by: B. Fawlty at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (/y8xj)

233 to sleep on the couch for forgetting the anniversary once every 4 years.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Now that is great humor!
(and I'm sorry for your loss no matter how long ago it happened).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:39 PM (kXnIO)

234 >>Let’s be clear here. Propaganda is fundamental to Marxism and Communism. That is, to control the dialogue by any means necessary, such as having the media as your surrogate and a mouthpiece for your lies. You then further poison the dialogue, making the lie into the “fact” because there are no alternate viewpoints or the truth presented.

In 2013 Obama signed changes to the Smith Mundt Act that made it legal for propaganda that was developed by the US government and intended for foreign markets to be spread in the US. This was a little publicized but hugely consequential act.

We are now paying for the government to bombard us with propaganda.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 04:39 PM (LkLld)

235 "What's the high level overview on rooting process? Anything special?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon "

Just do it.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 03, 2024 04:39 PM (vFG9F)

236 And it was her time of the month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (L/fGl) ..

At 60 ? The drunk part is true

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 04:39 PM (IyPmt)

237 Then just delete all the prefatory rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

*looks at pages and pages of prefatory rubbish*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:40 PM (i24o9)

238 Exactly, Jay Guevara.
And you don’t have to write from beginning to end, just start writing the parts you know, and fill in from there. It helps you identify what you need to research/find out.

Posted by: BEN at October 03, 2024 04:40 PM (Hkcdp)

239 Kamala wouldn't have picked him except she was sleep deprived. And drunk. And it was her time of the month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (L/fGl)
_______________

And also everyone else said "no." That was a small but noticeable factor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

240 “ I like how they always try to give the impression that there is huge cohort that supports them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (YqDXo)”

That part of the op. To give the impression your force is bigger than it is. I have to tell you I’ve been doing a lot of traveling lately. I am finding many Trump Vance supporters in places I never thought I’d find them. The fact that Trump has been open to many viewpoints, combined with his actual record is turning a lot of people. I also believe the two attempts on his life, especially the first which was more visible really scared a lot of people. Along with the very obvious lawfare people know intuitively those currently in charge are dangerous and destructive.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (2t43q)

241 Off sock

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (Hkcdp)

242 off skinny arm sock.
Posted by: scampydog at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2bFN5)

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Wait, you were socking me? When did we ever meet? And I'll have you know my arms, according to Amazon, qualify as "medium."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

243 Here's a trick I've used: just write. Write anything. Write that you don't know what to write, or write that you're blocked, or write that you're not sure how to organize the piece, but just keep writing. It works; by doing that, you can write yourself out of the writer's block. Then just delete all the prefatory rubbish.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

I can't write anything until I get the opening correct. Once I do that, it all seems to flow much easier. But if your opening is off a little bit, everything else seems to get incrementally worse.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (KbCG3)

244 Timmy's passionate? Welp, a person can speak passionately while panicked, stupid, confused, terrified, drunk, on drugs, etc., you media buffons. To me Timmy was at least 4 of those while speaking passionately Tuesday night.

Posted by: Gref at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (g0EAB)

245 Judge: "Will the defendant please rise?"

*Defendant rises*

Judge: "How do you plead?"

Defendant: "Super passionate, your honor."

Judge: "Case dismissed!"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (bNf8H)

246 Any truth the rumor that Kamala interviewed VP candidates just like Willie Brown interviewed side chick candidates?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (oZhjI)

247 I think it’s because she is the 3rd and I am too tired to be creative. 😂
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:10 PM (pZEOD)

Our mother let our youngest brother- fifth of five- live on white bread and ketchup sandwiches for supper for weeks because she just couldn't any more.

Those of us who sat at the table for an hour or so with tears running into whatever foul vegetable we had to take "just two bites of" were not sympathetic.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (f+FmA)

248 Ubisoft has stepped on their dicks. Again. One of the the more minor complaints about Shadows is that the architecture is more Chinese than Japanese. So they hired a Chinese expert to fix it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (L/fGl)

That's a bummer - I'd really been looking forward to Shadows.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (FAbrK)

249 San Franpsycho, saw your Bondi Beach post earlier. Enjoy your Australian adventure. I enjoyed my time in Sydney and Manly back in the day.

Posted by: David Hogg at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2bFN5)
_________________

The Aussies let David Hogg enter a town called "Manly?" Were they laughing when they did that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (YqDXo)

250 WSJ had a god takedown of the port union boss. $900k a year and drove a Bentley.

This the the reality of most union jobs, it's a pretty sweet gig if you can get it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (7fVoL)

251 The only two things Timpon is passionate about are masturbating to pictures of Chairman Xi and sticking tampons in "boys"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (oZhjI)

252 Politico just femsplained to us yesterday...

Hey, Politico! Shows us on the Rorschach where OrangeManBad touched you.

These dirtbags are so beyond pathetic it's become beyond measure.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (aXxgO)

253 Melania hired the gunmen?

Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Sunny Hostin on Melania Trump: "I think she hates him... she wants to take him out."

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I hope she didn't pay in advance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (L/fGl)

254 A Ronco Success Positioner would sell like hotcakes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (Ah6GP)

255 Stephen King: JD Vance never lost that snotty little half-smile--the expression of a used car salesman who just convinced
a potential buyer that the CHECK ENGINE light on the used Toyota he’s trying to get off the lot is a computer glitch.

A used car salesman is who he really is. Trump is a used car. With lights on the dash and the car’s computer is going crazy.

He's really a very deranged man, you know. He lives along the precipice, has for decades, and as VP cum POTUS he'll try to take us all there with him. From delusion to disaster, he's the man of the moment for horror/adventure.

That smug sneer of the elite when he wasn't pretending to be from Appalachia. Such hogwash!

very punchable face. Violence is never the answer but cant deny that his smirk inspires the urge

When Walz was dressing him down about not refusing to say that TFG had lost the election in 2020, I noticed his repeated and frequent swallowing, which the beard hides a bit. He was trying very hard to look completely calm and unfazed, but I think he was in a state of heightened alert and deep panic, like he'd been found out and the game was up.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (JCZqz)

256 Tim Walz is "everybody's dad" after 12 beers.

Credit to the people who said that Kameltoe cannot pick someone smarter than her. Shapiro would have exposed her as the moron she is so she's stuck with this imbecile.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (i7Q7S)

257 What's the high level overview on rooting process? Anything special?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:37 PM (i24o9)


Usually you need to use root-tone or a related rooting hormone to get roots started, and the plant has to be in the right part of the growth period, which changes from species and family.
Tomatoes are dead easy, since the hairs on the stem turn into roots, and grapes and strawberries are vining plants that root from nodes naturally when they touch the ground.
Apples and roses don't. I have had luck with "layering" shoots in apples, which is burying the tips of the suckers in dirt, but it is hard to do when the tree is 30' tall.
You have to keep the shoots damp, you have to encourage root growth, and that is a combination I haven't figured out.
I may start cloning them instead, that is complicated but is what the source nurseries do, that is just wet-bench work that is kept absolutely clean due to fungal and viral concerns. But it requires space.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (D7oie)

258 Kamala wouldn't have picked him except she was sleep deprived. And drunk. And it was her time of the month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

No way. She’s 60.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (pZEOD)

259 Kamala saying she picked Walz when she was sleep deprived is frightening.

Will you start a war or take away one of our rights the next time you can’t sleep, lady!?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (Hkcdp)

260 Ace, I think it's a pattern of progressive male behaviour & it's now instilled in them that anyone who deviates from it the problem, not them.

In just a few hours, you've 'touch upon' 😏 Mayorkus, Chris Murphy, Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz. Everyone of them is a liar.

In fact, this afternoon I was driving back from a cemetery & decided to sit in traffic to NPR's Here & Now, a week old podcast that was playing: "PoliticsGirl - Cheat to Win: A Conversation with Democracy Super Lawyer Mark Elias."

Listening to him, I though: Another Tim Walz! And because I've never laid eyes on the guy, I had to come home and get the above show, from Sep. 24th, on YouTube. And now I believe I'm right; he was very "Walzy" to me.

He and "PoliticsGirl" (an understatement, that ship has sailed but she's also a Type) ran through their little written scripts about the Big Lie and, frankly, so much of the program was nothing lies, exaggerations, mistruths, incomplete facts.

I was also amazed about the nature of Elias' presentation - simplistic, the same repetitive nonsense we've heard for years, dress down day for dummies, etc.

BTW, he's Harris' campaign lawyer.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (NFX2v)

261 All the lube at Diddly's couldn't slide the truth into Tim Walz.

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (RDw3D)

262 A Ronco Success Positioner would sell like hotcakes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 03, 2024 04:43 PM (Ah6GP)

*holds up kneepads*

New! From Ronco!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (i24o9)

263 [Sunny Hostin Unhinged-per-Usual on Melania & Donald Trump:]

"I think she hates him, we can all agree on that, that's a given. I also think that she wants to take him out."

http://tiny.cc/jckozz

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (VA6id)

264 255 That smug sneer of the elite when he wasn't pretending to be from Appalachia. Such hogwash!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (JCZqz)

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Pretending?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (GBKbO)

265 222 Morning sun and afternoon shade for basil.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:36 PM (kiuwU)

That's how I grow mine and it works well. It's about 101 right now and I move it to all shade when it's this hot and I have to water every day.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (uHd5d)

266 That smug sneer of the elite when he wasn't pretending to be from Appalachia. Such hogwash!

Yep - Vance is a member of the elites, unlike Bezos or Soros or hell the Queen Coconut herself.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (oZhjI)

267 "Sorry for what happened in your mouth. I must have misjizzed."

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (gKWVE)

268 Walz is an elitist donkey so of course he has a tendency to LIE.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 03, 2024 04:45 PM (17s+e)

269 >>> 211 They make a shit ton of toilet paper in Georgia. What's the freakout?
Posted by: fd at October 03, 2024 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

I'm betting its All of the Above; But Wait There's More!!

So far - ILA strike, Israel vs Iran, Helene which is highlighting feralgov's stupidity and *evil*... what's next, aliens??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:45 PM (FnneF)

270 If you're having writers block just find someone else's paper and paraphrase or even quote it without attribution.
~J.R.B. Jr

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (kXnIO)

271 Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 04:44 PM (D7oie)

Thanks.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (i24o9)

272 229 Walz hurts the ticket, period.

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Kamala wouldn't have picked him except she was sleep deprived. And drunk. And it was her time of the month.


Also, she's thick as two short planks. Don't forget the planks.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (xCA6C)

273 what's next, aliens??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:45 PM (FnneF)

Si

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (IyPmt)

274 here's SMOD hitting DC youtu.be/l29hgvFsHjI
... during the eocene

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (gKWVE)

275 “ We are now paying for the government to bombard us with propaganda”

Very few people ever thought the government would use things like that or the Patriot Act against the U.S. population. It was almost unthinkable and I don’t think most people realize just how dangerous and insidious Democrats have been. They have trampled tradition, law and constitution in ways we never imagined possible in our republic. They have used the government against the people who own it. They have marginalized, jailed, attacked and tried to destroy anyone who opposes them. They are now undermining our electoral and immigration system to stay in power, and to use those as auspices in their battle against the popular will of the people. This is hurtling us towards a very dangerous place and if people don’t wake up to this next election it’s only going to get worse.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (2t43q)

276 The Junta wants non-entities. Biden was one, Kamala is another and it appears Timpon is as well.

The last thing they want is someone that won't take orders after they are installed as a figurehead.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (oZhjI)

277 Those of us who sat at the table for an hour or so with tears running into whatever foul vegetable we had to take "just two bites of" were not sympathetic.
Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (f+FmA)


My late mother in law was visiting from NY. The boy spawn was about ten years old. He didn't want to finish whatever it was on his plate. MIL says how many pieces are left? Boy answers four. MIL says if you can count them you can eat them.
I have chuckled about that for twenty years.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (4XwPj)

278 Stephen King.

You can't fix stupid.

But you can hit it with a van.

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (RDw3D)

279 "When I experience writer's block, I invent a new language from scratch. It gets me over the hump."
-JRR Tolkien's guidebook to writers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

280 what's next, aliens??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:45 PM (FnneF)

Si
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (IyPmt)
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Just about spit coffee on my monitor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (tT6L1)

281 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.

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Vetting Process:

"Get me a fat, white, bald, non-Jewish, male commie with a fetish for young boys and tampons who's in Xi's back pocket if not occasionally his ass."

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 03, 2024 04:48 PM (VA6id)

282 "David Hogg is a good friend of mine"

~~ Tampon Tim
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Seriously, he said that. You wouldn't think someone would just fire off that sort of conversational jibe, but he did.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 04:22 PM (I8PwA)
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Never met the guy. He looks scary, anyway, like he buries kids in the back yard.

Posted by: David Hogg at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (BNHnQ)

283 No desert or snacks if you don’t finish your plate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (kiuwU)

284 They have trampled tradition, law and constitution in ways we never imagined possible in our republic.

I remember in 2004 or so one of the big issues the FNM was talking about was whether the government should be able to listen in on calls to 'Stan and the FNM was pretty sure "yes" was the end of freedom in America.

The FNM standard in 2024 is if you are worried about the government listening into your calls or reading your emails you shouldn't be saying the things you are saying.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (oZhjI)

285 I just read the story about Kamala actually saying she was sleep deprived when she picked Walz in an interview. I thought the Horde was just joking.

That's a huge "throw him under the bus" moment.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (7fVoL)

286 [Sunny Hostin Unhinged-per-Usual on Melania & Donald Trump:]

"I think she hates him, we can all agree on that, that's a given. I also think that she wants to take him out."
_________________

Did she have them confused with Bill and Hillary, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

287 272 229 Walz hurts the ticket, period.
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Kamala wouldn't have picked him except she was sleep deprived. And drunk. And it was her time of the month.

NO ONE ELSE WANTED THE JOB. Or, at least, no Dem with any national presence/future ambition.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (JCZqz)

288 Dessert

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (kiuwU)

289 Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
@ananavarro
JD Vance’s an able shape-shifter. He’s been a Hillbilly. A Hollywood elite. A Never-Trumper. A Trump psychophant. Demeaning of women. A bigoted liar.
He’s been consistent at being slick. Yesterday, he took the shape of a cordial guy discussing policy.
Believe him at your peril.

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A psychophant is the offspring of a psychologist and an elephant. They never forget because they take notes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (L/fGl)

290 what's next, aliens??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:45 PM (FnneF)

Si
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (IyPmt)


Imagine going back 20 years and telling people that getting probed against your will by aliens was becoming a real threat in 2024...but the probers will be named things like Juan or Roberto...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:50 PM (oZhjI)

291 Ana needs to look in the mirror for the true bigoted liar.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:50 PM (tT6L1)

292 "When I experience writer's block, I invent a new language from scratch. It gets me over the hump."
-JRR Tolkien's guidebook to writers
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

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Who's that guy?

Posted by: Rings of Power Writers at October 03, 2024 04:50 PM (2UnvF)

293 No desert or snacks if you don’t finish your plate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (kiuwU)
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"My people are the people of the dessert," said T. E. Lawrence as he picked up his fork.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 03, 2024 04:50 PM (VdhcA)

294 >>> 240 “ I like how they always try to give the impression that there is huge cohort that supports them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (YqDXo)”

That part of the op. To give the impression your force is bigger than it is. I have to tell you I’ve been doing a lot of traveling lately. I am finding many Trump Vance supporters in places I never thought I’d find them. The fact that Trump has been open to many viewpoints, combined with his actual record is turning a lot of people. I also believe the two attempts on his life, especially the first which was more visible really scared a lot of people. Along with the very obvious lawfare people know intuitively those currently in charge are dangerous and destructive.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:42 PM (2t43q)

Someone tried to assassinate Trump???

That's probably not helping the TP panic, either.

(and yeah, commies always *try* to convince people they are the majority)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (FnneF)

295 But on Tuesday during the debate, he awkwardly responded that "all I said on this was, is, I got there that summer," and "I'm a knucklehead at times" before conceding he "misspoke."

Well that's reassuring. Knuckleheadedness is a virtue for the working man according to "experts" in politicking. But what about every normal person in the world who worry that having a Knucklehead at the helm is somewhat, oh, I dunno, frightening? We really don't want to count on when your head may or may not knuckle us into oblivion.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (aXxgO)

296 And it was her time of the month.

I don't think she can use that excuse anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (gKWVE)

297 228 “ We no longer have any moral high ground to stand upon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:34 PM (QAkQ3)”

You could not be more wrong. While that moral high ground is limited, there is only one side standing upon it. The people occupying it who dont belong there are being driven off the cliff.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:38 PM (2t43q)

So, your premise is that the US Government does not use propaganda? Does not lie to both Foreigners and its own Citizens?

Does not attempt to 'recreate' truth for its own ends? Just as you said those other systems do?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (QAkQ3)

298 You don't understand. Walz tells HONEST untruths. Trump lies all the time. See? It's simple when you know how it works.

PS: I was raised that only a coward would hit a girl. But Margaret Brennan is a near temptation to Emhoffery.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (1bNHn)

299 220 TJM

Seems to be working quite well for them, though, at least at this moment.

I'm one who believes in the polls, at least in the aggregate, & over a substantial period of time-- enough to show a trend.

So, rocks. Throw them!

Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (NLIak)

300
Don't be naive.

Jalama didn't "pick" walz. She's making No decisions about anything, except, maybe, what to wear.

Her "people" are making all the calls.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (oHikC)

301 Apparently, there was some paper panic at our grocery but they put up "Limit of 2" signs at the check-outs. So people calmed down.
Or went to Dollar General.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (f+FmA)

302 The Longshoremens union is going to quickly become the most hated group of people in the country. The average citizen sees this for what it is, a hostage situation. Hopefully this is used to bust the union, as Desantis is doing in Florida.

This should provide a cautionary note to the GOP about union support. Remember that many unions made it unprofitable to manufacture in the US. It wasn’t just the companies looking to preserve profit. It was in many cases the demands of organized labor that made them unable to maintain margins that would enable R and D or keep shareholders happy. That doesn’t mean there were not shitty companies doing it for profit. But they were the minority.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (2t43q)

303


Was Tim "Jerry Sandusky" Balz lying when he pulled out a clean air filter and replaced it while saying he was doing something to the transmission on his old truck?

Was that a lie?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (et1vG)

304 Imagine going back 20 years and telling people that getting probed against your will by aliens was becoming a real threat in 2024...but the probers will be named things like Juan or Roberto...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:50 PM (oZhjI)

To be Diddled has a whole new meaning in 2024.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (QAkQ3)

305 Poor Kamala always burdened with crazy old white guys with a stutter.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (Ectld)

306 Look, David Hogg IS a friend of mine. We ride bikes together, share a milkshake, fish at the crick, play tummy sticks. I did misspeak when I said I took him on a trip to China. What actually happened is he went down on me in the back of a Mazda.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (Geoni)

307 299 220 TJM

Seems to be working quite well for them, though, at least at this moment.

I'm one who believes in the polls, at least in the aggregate, & over a substantial period of time-- enough to show a trend.

So, rocks. Throw them!
Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (NLIak)

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If you believe polls, then you should assume that they will be as accurate as they were in 2020 or 2016.

So, the best of the best will be off by 3.5% in D's favor. The rest will be off by 7-12 in D's favor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)

308 Jalama didn't "pick" walz. She's making No decisions about anything, except, maybe, what to wear.

Her "people" are making all the calls.


Biden repeatedly said in public that he was not allowed to make important decisions. If there was an independent media the first question they would have asked is "then who is making these decisions".

Like Biden, Kamala is a non-entity that will do what she is told.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (oZhjI)

309 Melania is rich in her own right. She doesn't need PDT's money. Divorce is easy enough in this country.

Sunny is projecting. She wishes she were married to PDT and, instead, wants him dead because she can't have him.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (tT6L1)

310 >>>Ana Navarro-Cárdenas

>>>JD Vance’s . . . A Trump psychophant.

Big words for a regime hoor. Have another donut.


Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 04:53 PM (i24o9)

311 289 Ana Navarro-Cárdenas
@ananavarro
JD Vance’s an able shape-shifter. He’s been a Hillbilly. A Hollywood elite. A Never-Trumper. A Trump psychophant. Demeaning of women. A bigoted liar.
He’s been consistent at being slick. Yesterday, he took the shape of a cordial guy discussing policy.
Believe him at your peril.

-
A psychophant is the offspring of a psychologist and an elephant. They never forget because they take notes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 03, 2024 04:49 PM (L/fGl)

Yes, and Ana Navarro has become a whole different person.

(Simpsons reference. If you know, you know.)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:53 PM (KbCG3)

312 Stephen King.

You can't fix stupid.

But you can hit it with a van.
Posted by: Sifty


Or a golf club. Or a baseball bat. Or a hand grenade. Just whatever really.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 04:53 PM (4XwPj)

313 From the staffing walk offs in her career, you can infer every day is her time of the month.

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2024 04:53 PM (TJhQg)

314 except, maybe, what to wear.
_______________________

Well, that would explain the Converse Chucky T's with pants suit in her interview the other week.

Posted by: Orson at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (dIske)

315 24 Someone pointed out good leaders are not afraid to hire people who may be more competent than they are and bad leaders always look for someone who will not outshine them.

Paraphrasing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

"A" people hire "A" people. "B" people hire "C" people.

Posted by: m at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (VnUSN)

316 Melania is rich in her own right. She doesn't need PDT's money. Divorce is easy enough in this country.


Melinda Gates got everything she wanted by threatened to reveal Bill's dirty laundry.

If half the things the FNM claims are true about Trump were Melania could do the same.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (oZhjI)

317 Tim Walz is everybody's dad. Joe Biden is everybody's Gramps. That's a frightening family tree.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (FfSAJ)

318 About a month ago, the left was apoplectic that Melania would make a video complaining about her husband almost being shot.

Now she hates him.

Yeah, Ders. Yeah.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (KbCG3)

319 “ So, your premise is that the US Government does not use propaganda? Does not lie to both Foreigners and its own Citizens?

Does not attempt to 'recreate' truth for its own ends? Just as you said those other systems do?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (QAkQ3)”

Nobody should ever trust the government. That is the end of your liberty as we know it. But there are a lot of lazy people who are willing to do just that. That is, they are allowing the theft of their liberty. What I meant is there are some, both in government and out, who are starting to step up, show some courage and hold the moral high ground. In doing that, they are forcing a change and exposing the frauds.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 04:55 PM (2t43q)

320 Tim Walz is everybody's dad. .

More like Herbert the neighbor...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 04:55 PM (oZhjI)

321 very punchable face. Violence is never the answer but cant deny that his smirk inspires the urge

I snorted out loud. Noodlearm vs Marine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 03, 2024 04:55 PM (Ah6GP)

322 "A" people hire "A" people. "B" people hire "C" people.
Posted by: m at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (VnUSN)
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Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Posted by: S. Holmes at October 03, 2024 04:55 PM (VdhcA)

323 Sunny is projecting. She wishes she were married to PDT and, instead, wants him dead because she can't have him.
Posted by: blake

? I'm not a chick, but I can't imagine most women look at Trump and thinking they'd want to marry him.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

324 This should provide a cautionary note to the GOP about union support. Remember that many unions made it unprofitable to manufacture in the US. It wasn’t just the companies looking to preserve profit. It was in many cases the demands of organized labor that made them unable to maintain margins that would enable R and D or keep shareholders happy. That doesn’t mean there were not shitty companies doing it for profit. But they were the minority.
Posted by: Vengeance
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Agreed. I want working class voters, but I remember JD saying he supported the UAW strike, and maybe its good politics, but these are the people destroying the economy in the US.

You can't pay people $250k a year to work on an assembly line and think there's any profit to staying in the US.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:56 PM (7fVoL)

325 "A" people hire "A" people. "B" people hire "C" people.
Posted by: m at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (VnUSN)
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Took me a bit to parse that. I was thinking, "umm, English lesson...eventually, I got it.

Yeah.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:56 PM (tT6L1)

326 Who will rid us of this turbulent whoor?

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (TJhQg)

327 Yeah, I've got Oval Office Decision Duty until 6:00 pm.

Then Phil from Building Maintenance takes over.

Posted by: Juanita from Housekeeping at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (dg+HA)

328 "Violence is never the answer"

I don't agree. Sometimes violence is justice. Sometimes it is legal. Sometimes it is just. Source: The Legal Code

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (IHRQq)

329 Madam Vice President, Please don't hurt me, but I have bad news. Gretchen said no, Gavin responded to my text with "new phone, who dis", and Josh told me to go do things to myself that I'm pretty sure are anatomically impossible.

Fine, who else do we have? Get me a drink before you tell me, shithead.

Tim Walz. He seems pretty excited about it, but he seems a bit...odd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (2UnvF)

330 328 "Violence is never the answer"

I don't agree. Sometimes violence is justice. Sometimes it is legal. Sometimes it is just. Source: The Legal Code
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (IHRQq)

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Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Answer: ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

331 Who will rid us of this turbulent whoor?
Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2024 04:57 PM (TJhQg)
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*sharpens sword*

Posted by: Reginald Fitzurse at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (VdhcA)

332 190 God knows California is effed up, but at least our governor has brain power not to pull half of the stuff Walz has.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Your Gov just signed a law closing bars at 4am *except* for one exclusive bar that the rich people party in, just kinda, sorta, like a French Laundry issue.

Grewsome is just as bad but, in a different way.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:30 PM (kXnIO)


Eh, what? I'm pretty sure they can't have alcohol out after 2:00. What would be the point of having your bar open until 4:00?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (B9Dv5)

333 ? I'm not a chick, but I can't imagine most women look at Trump and thinking they'd want to marry him.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 04:56 PM (JCZqz)
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Rich alpha male and hypergamy is my take. But, Sunny is also insane.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (tT6L1)

334 If you're having writers block just find someone else's paper and paraphrase or even quote it without attribution.
~J.R.B. Jr

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 04:46 PM (kXnIO)
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And then apply for a faculty position at Harvard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)

335 Hello Walz...how'd things go for you today?

nevermind, don't care. - Faron Young

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (0oZpW)

336 I just saw Melania’s pro choice video. While she is entitled to her opinion, I question the timing.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:59 PM (p4NUW)

337 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad"

Too good not to repeat
https://tinyurl.com/3wekt38z

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 03, 2024 04:59 PM (f+FmA)

338 Fine, who else do we have? Get me a drink before you tell me, shithead.

Tim Walz. He seems pretty excited about it, but he seems a bit...odd.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Stacey Abrams and Beto both were VERY interested, but we immediately dismissed both of then. The nation isn't ready for a ticket with two women on it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

339 “ So, your premise is that the US Government does not use propaganda? Does not lie to both Foreigners and its own Citizens?

Does not attempt to 'recreate' truth for its own ends? Just as you said those other systems do?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 03, 2024 04:51 PM (QAkQ3)”

I agree as well. You can’t say bring back manufacturing and in the same breath say give the unions what they want. If you look at the numbers, auto manufacturing margins continue to shrink. A lot of that is all the regulations the government has foisted on them to try and put gasoline cars out of business. But the other big part are unions taking way too big of a chunk out of the overall profits. Are we a capitalist nation or not? Because if we are constantly giving in to organized labor when it destroys an industry, we’ve become something else.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 05:00 PM (2t43q)

340 Eh, what? I'm pretty sure they can't have alcohol out after 2:00. What would be the point of having your bar open until 4:00?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (B9Dv5)
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That's what the new law addresses: making it legal to have that particular bar open until 0400,

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:00 PM (YqDXo)

341 >>> 336 I just saw Melania's pro choice video. While she is entitled to her opinion, I question the timing.
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2024 04:59 PM (p4NUW)

Total guess, to counter the hysterical REEing about OrangeManBad plotting to BAN muhbortions (and probably tampons too, just to spite Timmeh) NATIONWIDE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 05:01 PM (FnneF)

342 “ Agreed. I want working class voters, but I remember JD saying he supported the UAW strike, and maybe its good politics, but these are the people destroying the economy in the US.

You can't pay people $250k a year to work on an assembly line and think there's any profit to staying in the US.
Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 04:56 PM (7fVoL”

Sorry. Meant to reply to this gentleman.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 05:01 PM (2t43q)

343 "Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Answer: ?"

Get a bunch of politicos in a room and parse out the land judiciously to the highest bidder?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 05:01 PM (Ectld)

344
"I was at the Pentagon on 9/11."

Oh, I'm a knucklehead, I misspoke. I meant to say I was at the 711 across from the Pentagon getting a slurpee. My bad.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 03, 2024 05:01 PM (+oR7L)

345 Eh, what? I'm pretty sure they can't have alcohol out after 2:00. What would be the point of having your bar open until 4:00?
Posted by: Ace's liver

I seem to remember the CA 2am bar closing was discontinued because the people that work all night want to stop for a beer on the way home, long ago.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (kXnIO)

346 269. So far - ILA strike, Israel vs Iran, Helene which is highlighting feralgov's stupidity and *evil*... what's next, aliens??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Oops! Missed "Jack Smith's" rewrite, rewrite

However, the mischief in PA (Biden's pocket) never ends:

UK Guardian, Wed. Oct. 2
Republicans want to recapture the Senate. This Pennsylvania race could stop them
Money is pouring in behind Trump-backed Dave McCormick as Democrats’ prospects in Montana and West Virginia look grim

The BS in the cities is to be expected, but the 'collar counties' around Philly - Good Golly, Ms. Molly! It never stops!

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (NFX2v)

347 Walz was good buddies with the bike shop owner on Diff’rent Strokes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (kiuwU)

348 307 299 220 TJM
...

If you believe polls, then you should assume that they will be as accurate as they were in 2020 or 2016.

So, the best of the best will be off by 3.5% in D's favor. The rest will be off by 7-12 in D's favor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:52 PM (GBKbO)
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Is there anywhere online that they list the polls over the past several elections, giving their predictions along with the actual results? So we could compare. Ideally back to 2000, and with other (Senate, governor) races as well?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (1bNHn)

349 Women don't want to marry Trump? Ever hear the song First I Look At The Purse?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (wBaIH)

350 Eh, what? I'm pretty sure they can't have alcohol out after 2:00. What would be the point of having your bar open until 4:00?

Posted by: Ace's liver

Whadda you mean, I can't get a drink after 2am? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

Posted by: Drunk Randy Marsh, with his pants around his ankles at October 03, 2024 05:02 PM (JCZqz)

351 "We spend 99% of our time going down rabbit holes about Vance and Trump and honesty in campaigns, and we spend no time, no time at all holding Walz and Harris to the same standard, and I don't understand it."

Could I explain, Scott? Sit down and hold onto your hat, because you're not going to believe this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (nOjd9)

352 I just saw Melania’s pro choice video. While she is entitled to her opinion, I question the timing.
Posted by: Piper
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I'm fine with this pivot, I think it's smart politics.

Let's just be honest, Trump has no interest in outlawing abortion. He already said he wouldn't sign a federal abortion ban and has blasted other Republican Governors for signing too draconian state abortion bans.

No interest in losing elections tilting at windmills on abortion. It's a losing issue, even in the red states.

There's maybe 5 states where a hard pro-life position works, the rest of the country has no interest in it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fVoL)

353 Hey Walz, Jon Lovitz did it much better as Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological liar. Do better.

Posted by: Cheri at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

354 Is there anywhere online that they list the polls over the past several elections, giving their predictions along with the actual results? So we could compare. Ideally back to 2000, and with other (Senate, governor) races as well?

RCP has some older races

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (oZhjI)

355 Why must Anal Navarro cuntinue to remind me she exhausts?

That isn't justice.

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (ktshx)

356 Male Feminist Garth Brooks is being sued by a Hair and Makeup artist for sexual assault, it's like some type of pattern

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (FCrpy)

357 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad. ."

Can I be a orphan?

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (89Sog)

358 Just got back from grocery shopping. They were already low on TP.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (1bNHn)

359 TJM

I'm gonna double down now. I also believe that the pollsters who undercounted GOP voters in 2020 have made an effort to address that problem.

Some of the decidedly GOP-friendly pollsters, such as Trafalgar, are showing pretty much the same thing as the others are, IIRC.

As a result, I don't think the undercounting of Trump voters will be as bad as it was in 2024.

If you haven't guessed yet... I'm not a natural born optimist.

I trust no-one will conclude I'm a DU plant. If so, I'm the kind of DU plant who's already voted for Trump, & who's given as generously as I could to his campaign this year... and last time... and time before last. I get, oh, 75-100 FR solicitations per week-- from every member of the family but Barron.

Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (NLIak)

360 First!

Wait, I'm not? Well, I have a tendency to mis-type.

Passionate about mis-typing.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 03, 2024 05:05 PM (zSyrn)

361 Why must Anal Navarro cuntinue to remind me she exhausts?

Fart thread!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 03, 2024 05:05 PM (lZcE0)

362 Guy gives me the creeps.

Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at October 03, 2024 05:05 PM (dg+HA)

363 357 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad. ."

Can I be a orphan?
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (89Sog)

No, he and his ilk killed my dad. Tim Walz can fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:05 PM (+J/Au)

364 The MFM has it wrong. Tampon Tim isn't our father. He's our wicked uncle Ernie.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (1bNHn)

365 Abortion is the Democrats false flag operation. They are trying to not only distract from the issues, but at the same time they have organized a nationwide effort that undermines states rights and is essentially trying to create a de facto return to federal policy that is based on unlimited abortion access. It’s as insidious as it is dishonest and nobody has called them on it except Vance.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (2t43q)

366 Is there anywhere online that they list the polls over the past several elections, giving their predictions along with the actual results? So we could compare. Ideally back to 2000, and with other (Senate, governor) races as well?
Posted by: Eeyore

2020 Numbers https://tinyurl.com/yf9wvfd4

2016 https://tinyurl.com/2zx8jmke

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (JCZqz)

367 192 My anniversary is in 6 days, I'll do the usual guy thing and get a card 5 days from now.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

Wow you plan ahead.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (oajh5)

368 My son is a compulsive liar with psychopathic tendencies. He lies about things that don't matter, and he lies about things that do, and he just can't find a way not to.

He is more honest than this Walz douche.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (+J/Au)

369 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad. ."
_________________

"Just like Jerry Sandusky!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

370 Male Feminist Garth Brooks is being sued by a Hair and Makeup artist for sexual assault, it's like some type of pattern
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (FCrpy)



Let's be real. A chick messes with your hair and she's fair game.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (nOjd9)

371 Who told flatulent fatty Ana Navarro that people care what she thinks?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (FfSAJ)

372 358 Just got back from grocery shopping. They were already low on TP.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:04 PM (1bNHn)


Ordered mine from Amazon today. They aren't out - yet.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (SRRAx)

373 Abortion in Slovakia is legal on request until 12 weeks of pregnancy, and for medical reasons at later stages. Abortion was fully legalized on 23 October 1986.

The US is the most insane abortion nation in the world.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (NFX2v)

374 Her inner circle didn't know?
Of course not.
How many reports have we had of the high staff turnover?

That left her with three types:
Absolute fucking retards
Hard core, far-left radicals
Both

All of his extremists positions? Too far right for the staff; but centrist to them--enough to fool the rubes.
And all of his lies? Republican and right-wing disinformation. It wasn't on CNN, so those were lies.

PS: Most of the staff are just like Momala. And they are stupid enough to have fallen for the "midwest dad gonna win all the Great Lake states and PA" BS.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (gH23d)

375 Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Answer: ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

Win? We don't understand.

Posted by: The Military Industrial Complex at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (dGCAG)

376 Just got back from grocery shopping. They were already low on TP.
Posted by: Eeyore
......

and here I just had the urge to take a huge dump.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at October 03, 2024 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

377 The US is the most insane abortion nation in the world.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (NFX2v)

"You aren't the boss of me!" doesn't translate to those languages.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:08 PM (+J/Au)

378 >>>Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Nukes from orbit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 05:08 PM (i24o9)

379 As people have moved from Democrats to the GOP, the latter has inherited their voter turnout dilemma. If people actually show up to got this election, the GOP will win across the board. If people do not show up, they lose. It’s pretty simple. Everybody should be ensuring they get at least two other people to the polls. Drive them. Help them vote in every legal way possible.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (2t43q)

380 No, he and his ilk killed my dad. Tim Walz can fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:05 PM (+J/Au)

You misspelled "drop dead with a rusty railroad spike wrapped in concertina wire , and a live grenade on the point, jammed up his ass" but ehh, Yours was a start.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (89Sog)

381 352 I just saw Melania’s pro choice video. While she is entitled to her opinion, I question the timing.
Posted by: Piper
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I'm fine with this pivot, I think it's smart politics.

Let's just be honest, Trump has no interest in outlawing abortion. He already said he wouldn't sign a federal abortion ban and has blasted other Republican Governors for signing too draconian state abortion bans.

No interest in losing elections tilting at windmills on abortion. It's a losing issue, even in the red states.

There's maybe 5 states where a hard pro-life position works, the rest of the country has no interest in it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fVoL)
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I've been expecting that for some time. It's long been the GOPe strategy. They will give up.

Of course, that's when the GOP loses my vote for good.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (1bNHn)

382 My anniversary is in 6 days, I'll do the usual guy thing and get a card 5 days from now.
Posted by: blake


Mine's in 7. Already have the dinner reservations made.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (zVeXI)

383 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad. ."
_________________

"Just like Jerry Sandusky!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

I don't know, could be alright. Let's try and see how it goes.

Posted by: Luke and Leia at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (dGCAG)

384 Estrogen in men is as harmful as fentanyl but the death takes longer and hurts more innocent bystanders.

Posted by: Sifty at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (ktshx)

385 Abortion is the Democrats false flag operation. They are trying to not only distract from the issues, but at the same time they have organized a nationwide effort that undermines states rights and is essentially trying to create a de facto return to federal policy that is based on unlimited abortion access. It’s as insidious as it is dishonest and nobody has called them on it except Vance.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 03, 2024 05:06 PM (2t43q)
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Yep. And it only mobilizes the ninnies who are too stupid to realize that abortion is now a state, not federal, issue. Campaign in your state. Trump, not being in Congress, cannot pass any law regarding, well, anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:10 PM (YqDXo)

386 It's not a lie if you believe it!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 03, 2024 05:10 PM (VGRuw)

387 My anniversary is in 6 days, I'll do the usual guy thing and get a card 5 days from now.
Posted by: blake

Mine's in 7. Already have the dinner reservations made.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (zVeXI)
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Ours was Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

388 How does one move from "it's a baby, as soon as it has its own DNA" to "It's okay to murder a FEW babies, just not ones we would recognize." ???? Honestly, if you want to get rid of your baby, give it to me. I will raise it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (+J/Au)

389 Someone pointed out good leaders are not afraid to hire people who may be more competent than they are and bad leaders always look for someone who will not outshine them.

Paraphrasing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

"A" people hire "A" people. "B" people hire "C" people.
Posted by: m at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (VnUSN)
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Eventually "B" person will slip into an "A" group and it is all downhill from there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (/lPRQ)

390 386 It's not a lie if you believe it!

Posted by: George Costanza at October 03, 2024 05:10 PM (VGRuw)

386 replies to get here. Who are you people?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (i24o9)

391 Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Answer: ?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

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Rock paper scissors?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (2UnvF)

392 386 It's not a lie if you believe it!
Posted by: George Costanza at October 03, 2024 05:10 PM (VGRuw)
________
That is not only true, but obviously so.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (1bNHn)

393 Mine's in 7. Already have the dinner reservations made.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (zVeXI)
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The dinner reservations are already made for us, too. The card thing, though, 24 hours in advance may be more than I can handle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (tT6L1)

394 H-h-h-he-he-a-he m-m-m-mis-mis-mis-sp-sp-sp-eaks!

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (o2ZRX)

395 Slovakia? Oh Kay.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (oajh5)

396 Ours was Monday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

You'd better get cracking on the dinner reservations then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (i24o9)

397 Let's just be honest, Trump has no interest in outlawing abortion. He already said he wouldn't sign a federal abortion ban and has blasted other Republican Governors for signing too draconian state abortion bans.

No interest in losing elections tilting at windmills on abortion. It's a losing issue, even in the red states.

There's maybe 5 states where a hard pro-life position works, the rest of the country has no interest in it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fVoL)
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I've been expecting that for some time. It's long been the GOPe strategy. They will give up.

Of course, that's when the GOP loses my vote for good.
Posted by: Eeyore


Let's just be honest. If we are going to make killing innocent, unborn babies, legal, then we need to make killing not so innocent, born people legal. Because I've got a list of people that really need to go bye-bye.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (zVeXI)

398 "Tim Walz is everybody's dad. ."

Can I be a orphan?

That was funny. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2024 05:13 PM (MQJVv)

399 NeverTrumpers are the vegans of politics. They can't stop talking about it.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 05:13 PM (FfSAJ)

400 Win? We don't understand.
Posted by: The Military Industrial

You poser! The correct answer is to sell weapons to both sides: see the Middle East for more details.

Posted by: REAL Military Industrial Complex at October 03, 2024 05:13 PM (JCZqz)

401 389 Someone pointed out good leaders are not afraid to hire people who may be more competent than they are and bad leaders always look for someone who will not outshine them.

Paraphrasing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

"A" people hire "A" people. "B" people hire "C" people.
Posted by: m at October 03, 2024 04:54 PM (VnUSN)
===

Eventually "B" person will slip into an "A" group and it is all downhill from there.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (/lPRQ)
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The right way to handle it is from the Caine Mutiny. "The navy was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots."

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:13 PM (1bNHn)

402 Key members of Harris' circle weren't aware of some of Walz's inaccurate statements until they became public, despite the vetting process.
Tim Walz has a problem misspeaking.

No, Tim Walz has NO problem misspeaking.

Posted by: Bill R. at October 03, 2024 05:13 PM (lgnmY)

403 Mayorkas Wasted FEMA Money Assisting Illegal Aliens - Now Says There's Not Enough For American Hurricane Victims.

Elections have Consequences and I am a proud example Cackle...Cackle.... Cackle......?????????????????

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (hbjSA)

404 Of course, I wasn't suggesting I want anything fatal to happen to Tim Walz. Only that he would go down to ignominious defeat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (MQJVv)

405
Ours was Monday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 03, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)
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Congratulations.

For old people, we've really not been married all that long though people think we have. It amuses us.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (tT6L1)

406 No interest in losing elections tilting at windmills on abortion. It's a losing issue, even in the red states.

There's maybe 5 states where a hard pro-life position works, the rest of the country has no interest in it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fVoL)
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I've been expecting that for some time. It's long been the GOPe strategy. They will give up.

Of course, that's when the GOP loses my vote for good.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:09 PM (1bNHn)

Of course that's bullshit, but let's start with the given: The Republican Party really couldn't possibly care less about abortions.

Now, once we've gotten past that, has it occurred to people that maybe... just maybe that same Gope party has sabotaged the abortion issue, because they don't care, and only say they do because their voters care?

Truth is, a "reasonable" ban on late term abortions... hell, any abortion past the point of survivability would be overwhelmingly popular with MOST voters, and only opposed by the rabid pro-baby killers.

But nincompoops in the Republican Party have sabotaged the attempts to limit it, where and when they can, because most of them are shithole politicians.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (dGCAG)

407 Let's just be honest. If we are going to make killing innocent, unborn babies, legal, then we need to make killing not so innocent, born people legal. Because I've got a list of people that really need to go bye-bye.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (zVeXI)

Ah, the proverbial shit list. I don't want to kill any of them. I just want them to die. Not the same thing, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (+J/Au)

408 Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"


Um, don't wait 10 whole years before you pull the giant fake horse shtick?

Posted by: Agamemnon at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (nOjd9)

409 The leaders, puppets, followers will be laughed at in history books forever. Also they will pity you for your extremely low intelligence that constructs fragile lies.
Also aliens see you and they change their minds about visiting Earth.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (J8LnB)

410 Nood Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (FAbrK)

411 397 Let's just be honest, Trump has no interest in outlawing abortion. He already said he wouldn't sign a federal abortion ban and has blasted other Republican Governors for signing too draconian state abortion bans.

No interest in losing elections tilting at windmills on abortion. It's a losing issue, even in the red states.

There's maybe 5 states where a hard pro-life position works, the rest of the country has no interest in it.

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:03 PM (7fVoL)
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I've been expecting that for some time. It's long been the GOPe strategy. They will give up.

Of course, that's when the GOP loses my vote for good.
Posted by: Eeyore


Let's just be honest. If we are going to make killing innocent, unborn babies, legal, then we need to make killing not so innocent, born people legal. Because I've got a list of people that really need to go bye-bye.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:12 PM (zVeXI)
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I wish Pixie had upvotes.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (1bNHn)

412 I'm gonna double down now. I also believe that the pollsters who undercounted GOP voters in 2020 have made an effort to address that problem.

==

I'm only semi optimistic.

But what Trump has going to him is:

1) he's way ahead of where he was at this same time in 2020

2) The election is not tomorrow, and Trump almost always rises in the closing days

3) Every group polled seems to show Kamala doing way worse than Biden did

4) the election is not national, it's state by state, and if Trump outperforms by about 1% from 2020 in these same states, he wins

5) Trump's campaign has made a big push for supporters to vote early, I absolutely think his opposition to this cost him dearly in 2020

Posted by: Blago at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (7fVoL)

413
'Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

A duel.

Posted by: man who lives as a pig at October 03, 2024 05:15 PM (vFG9F)

414 Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"
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Um, don't wait 10 whole years before you pull the giant fake horse shtick?
Posted by: Agamemnon at October 03, 2024


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** Applause **

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 03, 2024 05:15 PM (J2vNu)

415 410 Nood Liz Cheney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 03, 2024 05:14 PM (FAbrK)
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Are you trying to keep us away from the new thread?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 03, 2024 05:15 PM (1bNHn)

416 NOOD

Posted by: browndog says read the appendices at October 03, 2024 05:15 PM (YEbL0)

417 Mayorkas Wasted FEMA Money Assisting Illegal Aliens - Now Says There's Not Enough For American Hurricane Victims.

Elections have Consequences and I am a proud example Cackle...Cackle.... Cackle......?????????????????
Posted by: Kamal Harris


I love how they keep trying to say that FEMA is out of money. Considering this is October 3 and the fiscal year started Tuesday , October 1.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 05:15 PM (zVeXI)

418 You see Fetterman stepping up behind Walz in the last video clip? Another clip has Fetterman stepping up to the mic to make a statement. Oh, man was he pissed. I'm convinced that when Walz said he was palz with David Hogg, Fetterman heard it and thought that nailed down a Trump victory in Pennsylvania. Period. And he's right.

Posted by: mrp at October 03, 2024 05:16 PM (rj6Yv)

419 If the GOP were to push a ban on late term
Abortions, they’d be in a no win position. The left would scream about taking away a woman’s choice. And the right would scream that they’re ONLY banning late term abortions, therefore endorsing all other abortions.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 05:17 PM (oajh5)

420 Just got back from grocery shopping. They were already low on TP.
Posted by: Eeyore
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I keep a three month supply.
Two years worth if I can keep it from the women.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 03, 2024 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

421 Harris, her sister, Letitia James, even Fani...they're a type.

>Atlanta News First, Fani Willis files SCOTUS brief to deny Mark Meadows trial venue change, 2 hours ago
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>Atlanta Black Star/Entertainment/Celebrity News
Celebrity News, Entertainment
‘She Really Has Been That Way’: Kamala Harris’ Sister Maya Harris Exposes the Surprising Truth About Her Sister’s Life Behind Closed Doors, Posted by Martie Bowser | Published on: September 30, 2024

Like to think of themselves as Brat(s), tough ass Bs, but there's always men behind them doing the hard work.

Also note, stories about them are often featured as Entertainment v hard Politics.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 05:18 PM (NFX2v)

422 >>>Question: "How do you win a war quickly?"

Nukes from orbit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 05:08 PM (i24o9)



It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sgt Hicks at October 03, 2024 05:18 PM (Ah6GP)

423 2) The election is not tomorrow, and Trump almost always rises in the closing days



Early and absentee voting has begun in most states.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 03, 2024 05:19 PM (oajh5)

424 Oh, battlefield promotion.

Posted by: Corporal Hicks at October 03, 2024 05:19 PM (Ah6GP)

425 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2024 05:27 PM (/y8xj)

426 At the moment the result of "Making the federal government do what we want about abortion" is going to be similar to what we are getting with "making the federal government do what someone else wants about men in women's lockerooms" or once upon a time when the push was "Making the federal government do what someone else wants about supporting slavery"

If you want a despotic government that does your bidding, then what you want is a betrayal of all the constitutional posing that goes on here. The other option is to get the word out, get the education out, and make sure the morality is questioned, not the legality of having a bureaucracy with guns enforce whatever the current truth is.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

427 Tiananmen Square is in Beijing. why would it be of any significance at all to have been in Hong Kong at the time?

That would be like saying I was in Del Rio, TX during the Mexico City Olympics.


OBTW there is sure to be a new thread up by the time I hit "post"

Posted by: Muldoon (RIP Jack G.) at October 03, 2024 05:32 PM (uCfKO)

428 Obama picked Biden, because Biden is an idiot, and wouldn't outshine Obama.

Biden picked Kamala because Kamala is an idiot and wouldn't outshine Biden.

Kamala picked Walz because...?

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 03, 2024 05:40 PM (nLFEI)

429 It's lie Chinese nesting dolls, but instead of getting smaller, they get dumber.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 03, 2024 05:40 PM (nLFEI)

430 Walz "I am a knucklehead."

Fact check = True.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 03, 2024 05:41 PM (nLFEI)

431 Abortion - let each state decide. Don't like what a specific state decides? Go protest in that state and leave the rest of us out of it.

Honestly, every other country on Earth has figured this shit out, and we have a million and one more important problems to deal with then abortion. Both parties like abortion as an issue because 1) they can raise heaps of money off it 2) They don't have to do a blessed thing. Everyone is free to lie about it constantly.

Posted by: El Mariachi at October 03, 2024 05:46 PM (nLFEI)

432 Yes, Timmeh misspeaks like the rug that Commiela was for Willie Brown.

Posted by: DougT at October 03, 2024 05:48 PM (FGQ01)

433 412 Blago

You raise valid points.

Also, it's hard for pollsters to adjust for "response bias"-- i.e., conservatives & MAGA voters are less willing to take polls. Ditto for rural voters.

Because it's so much cheaper, most pollsters rely in whole or in part on 'Net polling. Again, young urban voters are more likely to submit themselves to that, so they tend to be overrepresented.

Posted by: mnw at October 03, 2024 05:51 PM (NLIak)

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