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Newsweek Discovers a New Pathology on the Right: Right-Leaning Men Have a "New Obsession," and It's Hot Girls With Nice Bodies and Conventional Good Looks!
L to R: The Left one, the Right one
Conservative men just discovered they like hot women.
This is a major goal of Drumpf's right-wing extremist Project 2025.
The left thinks that the right's sexual preferences are political constructs for the reason that the left's (stated) sexual preferences are all political constructs. More projection than the Ziegfield Theater. (Where I saw The Phantom Menace. It wasn't great.)
How Hot Girls Became the Right's New Obsession
Most important movements do begin there.
It all began with Sydney Sweeney's cleavage.
She's not a "so-called conservative hot girl." She's a hot girl, period. Yeah you can quibble that she's not the most strikingly beautiful in her face, but she's cute in the face, and her body is unimpeachable.
In March, the 27-year-old actress hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time, wearing low-cut outfits during the start and close of the show, which featured a number of jokes about her physical appearance, including a sketch where she played a Hooters waitress. SNL cast member Bowen Yang revealed in a recent episode of the Fly on the Wall podcast that the Euphoria star "was practically begging everybody" to make body-related jokes. "She came in and was like, 'Please, everyone, make jokes about my boobs,'" he said. At the time, Sweeney's appearance sparked much discourse and was lauded by a number of right-wing commentators as "the death of woke" (more on that later). The actress had become a so-called conservative hot girl--a pin-up for the modern day right-wing movement as it attempts to expand the appeal of conservatism beyond the confines of its largely older, white, male base.
Sweeney and other conservative hot girls don't necessarily have any tangible involvement with politics (though some have strong political affiliations), but they have been claimed by right-wing public figures as their own, whether they appear to like it or not.No one on the right "claimed" Sydney Sweeney, though we did show sympathy for her when nasty mutant leftists attacked her for posting video of a family birthday party in which one (1) family member wore a hat that said "Make Sixty Great Again" in the style of a Make American Great Again hat. That, to the ravening mob of sexually-demented shut-ins, was too close to a Trump hat to be permitted. She had to be #Cancelled. We didn't "claim" here. We merely defended her against your brutish lunacies.
The conservative hot girl "isn't a particularly new phenomenon," Victoria Cann...You don't say. You don't f&&&in' say.
... an associate professor at the University of East Anglia in the U.K., told Newsweek.Professor of what? Biochemistry? Astrophysics? Medieval history? Guess That Major. A new media game for us to play.
She means that straight, normal, sexually-healthy men view women through straight, normal, sexually-healthy male eyes, and that's a problem. We must view women through the Male Gays' Gaze.
"Women have been positioned through the lens of the masculinist imagery in conservative, populist politics for a very long time."
... Amy Tatum of Bournemouth University told Newsweek that "this focus on 'hot girls' is a way for the right in the U.S. to fight back against perceptions of 'wokeness,' holding up women in a sexualized fashion could be a tactic to reinforce gender stereotypes around women's appearances."LOL. Again, Guess That Major. I'm going to guess "Not Higher-Dimensional Topography."
Conservatives did not "claim" her. We were half-amused, half-scandalized by her oblivious vulgarity.
Following Sweeney's appearance on SNL, right-wing political commentator Richard Hanania shared a clip of the actress on the show in a low-cut dress, with the caption: "Wokeness is dead." An opinion piece in Canada's National Post asked, "Are Sydney Sweeney's breasts double-D harbingers of the death of woke?" The author of that piece, Amy Hamm, wrote that Sweeney knows she's admired and owns "her sex appeal with zero apologies," arguing that "today's diversity, equity, and inclusion" advocates have discouraged admiration of beauty due to its exclusivity, implying that exclusion equates to hate. "We aren't supposed to admire Sweeney's beauty; but we've done it anyways," she added. ...
In early August, Sweeney posted a series of photos to Instagram, with the caption "I think they call this a thirst trap." The sports commentator Joe Kinsey later shared the images on X with the caption: "It's a bad week to be a militant blue-haired lesbian," in a thread of messages that also included posts about university sororities. Why Sweeney? She's conventionally attractive and popular, and although the actress has never publicly discussed her political leanings, an event for her mother's 60th birthday in 2022 caused a whirlwind of speculation. Pictures from the party circulated online of guests wearing hats that said, "Make Sixty Great Again," in the style of Trump's, "Make America Great Again." Sweeney responded at the time telling people to "stop making assumptions," and wrote on X that, "An innocent celebration for my mom's milestone 60th birthday has turned into an absurd political statement, which was not the intention." ... Sweeney isn't the only young woman getting the conservative hot girl treatment. Haliey Welch, better known as the 'Hawk Tuah' girl, shot to fame in June after she appeared in a TikTok interview in which she offered sex advice. When asked by the interviewer: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" Welch replied: "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thing." "Hawk tuah" is the sound someone makes while spitting.
... Her "Hawk Tuah" catchphrase has been adopted by conservatives and put on merch that is a similar style to former President Donald Trump's, and is often emblazoned over an American flag. Merch of this style, with the catchphrase "Hawk Tuah '24," printed in red and white on a blue or black backdrop, is also sold by Welch's official merchandise store.This is a joke. As they say, the left not only can't meme, they can't even identify memes.
... Victoria Cann of the University of East Anglia said, "Sydney Sweeney and Haliey Welch have actively distanced themselves from those right-wing politics, but [have] nevertheless become entangled within them because of what they represent, not what they actually think." There are women in the conservative hot girl bracket who actively engage in right-wing politics. That list includes Republican National Committee national spokeswoman Elizabeth Pipko and Republican congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna. Right-wing and right-leaning media outlets, rather than commentators online, seem to have been behind these women's conservative hot girl labels.Genetics and the grace of God are behind Anna Paulina Luna's "hot girl label." For crying out loud -- these pathetic insecure women are trying to pretend that objective physical beauty is nothing, Nothing!, more than a socially-constructed lie created by The Patriarchy and enforced by MAGA, Inc.
... Luna made headlines back in August after a nearly decade-old video of her wearing a 'MAGA' swimsuit resurfaced. The Daily Mail described her as a "MAGA Bombshell." In response to the video, the Florida lawmaker said on X, "I'm confirming that I have indeed worn swimsuits, and you can tell I am biologically a woman." ... "There is something titillating about seeing a beautiful young woman spouting right-wing slogans," Catherine Rottenberg of Goldsmiths, University of London told Newsweek, and described this as "saying 'F-you' to feminists and other progressives."Guess That Major. Economics, perhaps? Soft-body robotic engineering, maybe?
Well, it's also an assertion that we will not Suck the Female Penis, so I guess there is a small political component to asserting we are heterosexual and Proud. You like Pride, don't you? Are heterosexuals the only people in the world who shouldn't be Proud of what the find sexy?
She added that it's "an attempt to show that they are fighting wokeness."
... Pipko responded, "I don't consider myself someone who spouts anything but pro-American slogans and I'm very proud of that." She described this criticism as being made by people who are "confused or so blinded by their hatred for those who hold differing political views that they forgot what being a feminist actually means."We have a "wide range of faces, ages, and body shapes" -- except for the conventionally-attractive faces and body shapes, which are forbidden because The Male Gaze is Evil and Must Be Thwarted.
"Some people are considered conventionally beautiful. But when you have a pattern (where hot girls are the faces of the movement) -- and when they are using tropes (bikini shots) as a way of sending a particular kind of message -- then that feels extremely regressive," Rottenberg said. She added, "I am all for having lots of smart, articulate, and good-looking women as spokespeople for movements -- but we need a wide range of faces, ages, and body shapes."
Um, no, men appreciate hot girls of all races or creeds. Again, she's claiming that people must consciously alter their actual sexual preferences to comport themselves with the DEI agenda. I see an awful lot of dowdy white lesbians with a lot of other dowdy white lesbians. Maybe it's time for the white lesbians to change their sexual preferences to be more "inclusive." #DoBetter, dowdy white lesbians. #DoBetter.
Conservative hot girls have one thing in common, besides implied or explicit political values, according to Erin Cassese of the University of Delaware. "[These] aren't just 'hot women,' they're white women," she told Newsweek. "It's a narrow and conventional definition of sex appeal, or 'hotness.' It runs counter to cultural change reflecting an expansion of beauty standards to be more inclusive in terms of body size, race, and ethnicity, for example."
That could just be that mouthy AWFLs never leave perfectly normal guys in peace but are constantly hectoring them and bitching at them and writing articles about Yes, All Men Are Terrible and Need to be Changed.
The focus on the conservative hot girl comes at a time when the political gender divide in America is wider than ever.
... Goldsmiths' Catherine Rottenberg said, "Like advertisements that sell objects by objectifying women and their bodies, this seems to be a similar strategy. Attractive women are good for business."This is another New Trend -- that Hot Women get more looks than other people, and that it helps your message, be it commercial, artistic (movies, fashion, photography) or even political to have attractive people involved with it.
... Cassese said that the conservative hot girl is, "A way of appealing to other men on the basis of the male gaze."It's just... so perfect.
... Does the conservative hot girl's rise symbolize a more liberal thinking about sexuality, or is it the installation of women as objects for political gain? "Definitely the latter," Rottenberg said. "There is no liberal thinking about sexuality here." "Patriarchy and populism go hand in hand," Hannah Yelin of Oxford Brookes University in England told Newsweek. "Policing women, their appearance and their bodies is an integral mechanism of the American right." Cann said that the women involved in this movement who "actually readily align themselves with right-wing populism oftentimes represent a profound interest in traditional gender norms and an explicit rejection of feminist politics."Really? You don't say? Conservative women tend to be virtuous, mentally-healthy traditionalists who aren't filled with uncontained hatred for half the human population and reject feminism, aka Marxism for Gurlz? Is this also a Hot New Trend?
Indeed. We prize our traditionalist, kindly, sensible and sometimes hot women over your bedraggled bag-ladies and Brooklyn broke-brained spinsters. Meanwhile, women are also rejecting the left's demands to re-orient their sexual preferences according to political ideology:
Cassese pointed to the fact that the reification of the hot girl is "coinciding with the erosion of women's reproductive rights" and that this, "points to a regressive tendency to prioritize men's sexual gratification over women's agency." The University of Delaware academic added, "The 'hot girl' is the opposite of the 'childless cat lady' being invoked by leaders like JD Vance. These two competing images of womanhood arising in conservative rhetoric are two sides of the same coin, and they say a lot about what conservatives value about women."
Margot ClevelandAnd not just women.
@ProfMJCleveland It's amazing to me that political pundits are only now learning that women actually prefer men in steel-toed boots to the those supposedly redefining masculinity.
As a group, gay people may overwhelmingly hate Donald Trump. But they couldn't help but fall in love with JD Vance on the debate stage Tuesday night. In the words of Gay America, he came out looking snatched.First they took the word "gay" from us, and now they're appropriating "snatch"?
Now, these poll numbers might be made up, but they're making fun of a very real phenomenon: Gay Twitter absolutely lost their minds for Vance last night. Some said he'd make a "hot AF VP" while others said he's "[g]iving the gays everything we want." Some speculated the "pink tie" was sending a signal, wink wink. What that signal is, I can't share here -- but the consensus was overwhelmingly suggestive. As noted conservative activist (and gay man) Andy Ngo noted, "I was not expecting gay X responses to the VP debate to be so XXX."I never knew what "snatched" meant when it was said to me. Now I do. Thank you for the compliments, garrett.
I've wanted to link the below video for a while. This is the perfect opportunity to do it. Shoe0nHead, herself a conventionally attractive, maybe Hot, girl, did this video about the leftist harridans' unquenchable thirst to demonize not just normal guys, but every single minor pleasure and trivial preference of normal guys. She calls this "the War on Normal Guys," taking part of the title from one normal guy gamer's lament that everything he likes or prefers is problematic. I think the quote comes from a normal guy being exasperated at the endless bitching that he's "toxic" because he likes the women in video games to look like, well, actual women, and not transgender "women." "We're just normal guys," he sighed.
When asked what Harris’ biggest accomplishment was, the ‘Hotties for Harris’ couldn’t provide an answer. pic.twitter.com/6RDCVLYX4g
— Alpha News (@AlphaNewsMN) October 3, 2024
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Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 02:39 PM (4zrly)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2024 02:40 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:40 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 04, 2024 02:41 PM (UGS7U)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 02:41 PM (kgE5c)
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That she hasn't come out as a raving leftist is the most surprising thing about it all.
She's too busy making Sony her bitch by starring in shit like Madame Web to get funding for Barbarella (assuming it ever gets made, Edgar Wright is off to make Running Man instead).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
I'd impeach the stuffing out of her.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:42 PM (i24o9)
The country's most-visited national park site, the Blue Ridge Parkway, will remain closed indefinitely.
The National Park Service said Wednesday.
What is it you say you do around here?
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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (v6JzV)
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Evil never rests.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (LCr8f)
...anywho. Does this mean RFK Jr blame his playa ways on his GAINZ from gymbro activities?
Posted by: The Book Thread, so Hoity-Toity You Can't Even at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (FnneF)
I saw Brutish Lunacies open for Violent Femmes at the SUNY RAC in 1996.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (FnneF)
I guess psychos buy Iphones too, but it just doesn't seem to be a big enough market to cater to...
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (Ft5W9)
HOW DO I UNDERSTAND COMPLEX POLITICAL ISSUES LIKE THIS WITHOUT PICTURES???
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2024 02:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 04, 2024 02:43 PM (TL7UX)
Soy boy incels and those who bat for the other team, mostly.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (sX1BW)
The political movement of homosexuality and transgenderism is in for a bleak future.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:40 PM (i24o9)
>>> 4 I guess ace liked the movie.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 04, 2024 02:41 PM (UGS7U)
Horde Mind is the best.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (FnneF)
You know this. We know this.
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Posted by: Blago at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (o2ZRX)
@Suntimes 44m
BREAKING: The entire Chicago Board of Education is resigning, a stunning development after months of acrimony.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: 29Victor at October 04, 2024 02:43 PM (TL7UX)
Well...
Posted by: James O'Keefe at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (1bNHn)
In the dear dead days of the Fifties and Sixties, paperback publishers used paintings, and later photographs, of hot women on the covers of their books -- whether the hot girl had anything to do with the story or not. See works by McGinnis, Robert, among others.
The technique certainly got my attention. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (J2vNu)
@RyanMaue 2m
Unfortunately, a powerful hurricane could form in the Gulf of Mexico and slam into Florida by Wednesday.
The next name is Milton.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (IG4Id)
Whales for Walz?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (4zrly)
I read that as "Amy Tatum of Behemoth University"..
I denounce myself..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (I8RRu)
"But I'm not."
"But we hate you, therefore you are."
Fucking hell. Great outreach program you got there, sickos.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (jRHFE)
@RyanMaue 2m
Unfortunately, a powerful hurricane could form in the Gulf of Mexico and slam into Florida by Wednesday.
The next name is Milton.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (IG4Id)
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He just wants his red stapler. Why did Florida take his red stapler?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
Thanks for clearing that up, Professor.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: 29Victor
And there you go.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Auspex at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (j4U/Z)
Thank you for the compliments, garrett."
Garrett, you've must have the patience of a saint.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (BYwg+)
Once again, Nancy Mace, ladies and gentlemen:
https://youtu.be/k0ScqkjHoow?si=GcqTvAXEzv1hL-65&t=219
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (dQzv6)
They make it sound as if the pictures are breaching whales.
They didn't "resurface", you a***oles put them out because you thought they'd hurt her. You were wrong.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (xCA6C)
@Suntimes 44m
BREAKING: The entire Chicago Board of Education is resigning, a stunning development after months of acrimony.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (IG4Id)
I would say Learn To Code, but many developer jobs are being H1B'd or outsourced, and these idiots probably should first Learn To Read.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (FnneF)
Certainly the vast majority of gays are attracted to good-looking, desirable men -- basically, the same men that women are attracted to.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/)
"She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went"
Slippin', Ace.
Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2024 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SH
Yes. The words need to occupy fewer screen than the boobs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
And he expected cake. He was promised cake.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (v6XNT)
Posted by: Jay in PA
I mean, yeah, even if they "win".]
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (hCzfy)
The entire Chicago Board of Education is resigning, a stunning development after months of acrimony.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
It doesn't matter. The brain dead voters of Chicago will just as readily elect another coterie of education flacks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2024 02:49 PM (4zrly)
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certainly?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:50 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:42 PM
Fundamental fairness would require a thorough investigation before impeachment.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2024 02:50 PM (kgE5c)
@RyanMaue 2m
Unfortunately, a powerful hurricane could form in the Gulf of Mexico and slam into Florida by Wednesday.
The next name is Milton.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (IG4Id)
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He just wants his red stapler. Why did Florida take his red stapler?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
I specifically asked for *no* salt.
Posted by: Milton at October 04, 2024 02:50 PM (FnneF)
The president is going to hold a presser with Georgia's governor Shemp.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 02:50 PM (dQzv6)
******
Sounds about right, ace.
1 Million Years B.C.
Raquel Welch
Posted by: muldoon at October 04, 2024 02:50 PM (uCfKO)
Luckily for Ace, that leaves a few behind for him.
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (jRHFE)
Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)
But it is also a powerful indication that these people have intellectual and emotional deficits. If you can't have fun, you are missing something fundamental.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (d9fT1)
>>>Is this also a Hot New Trend?
One can hope.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (i24o9)
ShoeOnHead is definitely hot.
Nice to see Sydney and some other attractive women speaking up for "normal" instead of "woke."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (sX1BW)
IOW, she's a professor of no real subject.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)
This article is difficult to comprehend without pics. (you wrote the rule)
Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (NwuoC)
Berkeley’s Peace and Justice Commission narrowly voted to pass a resolution calling for a cease-fire in Gaza in front of a packed crowd Monday night, joining the Berkeley Rent Stabilization Board in calling for an end to the war.
Yes, the Berkeley Rent Stabilization Board, whose function it is to keep rental housing expensive and unavailable in Berkeley, has an official position on Gaza.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (WXNFJ)
As Kamala says, it's all about equity, meaning everyone ending up at the same place. We can't all be hot, and it's not fair to expect a large chunk of people to put in all that work and discipline to improve themselves, so instead, the Left wants to make ugly normal. Plus, when the lazy, unattractive people end up alone, they don't have to blame themselves, they can blame society. Perfect victim spiral.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:47 PM (IG4Id)
Has anybody seen his stapler.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (i24o9)
You can't upend every societal norm and standard, make yourself ugly and talk like a retard, and then piss and bellyache that someone calls you a freak. That's just stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (sX1BW)
If ever a post was made for them ...
Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Blago at October 04, 2024 02:52 PM (wMRY8)
the hell you say! I don't want my lipstick, high heels or hair product pilfered!
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Miklos, who actually got paid by Newsweek at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (FRB3p)
Posted by: spindrift at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (OguvZ)
THANK YOU! I've been arguing this since Millennials were young and demanding everyone just happily accept their face tats and gauges
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)
Plenty of Australian girls with conventional "good looks" around here.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (zG664)
ShoeOnHead is definitely hot.
Nice to see Sydney and some other attractive women speaking up for "normal" instead of "woke."
Molly Ephraim: check, check, check
Shoe on Head: check
Sydney Sweeney: meh
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:53 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (LCr8f)
University of East Anglia, huh? They're the ones with the salad bar in the student lunchroom, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (jRHFE)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
And that's okay!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: 29Victor
The implication that right leaning men don't like screeching, blue haired harpy land whales.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (IB6XK)
Berkeley's Peace and Justice Commission narrowly voted to pass a resolution calling for a cease-fire in Gaza in front of a packed crowd Monday night, joining the Berkeley Rent Stabilization Board in calling for an end to the war.
Yes, the Berkeley Rent Stabilization Board, whose function it is to keep rental housing expensive and unavailable in Berkeley, has an official position on Gaza.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)
WTF are the imbeciles going to do when they don't get their way?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (FnneF)
Yea, those dastardly white men had no interest at all in Halle Berry, Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, etc.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (QSrLX)
I think I missed the part where I am supposed to feel badly about myself for appreciating a sexy young woman.
Is there a re-education camp I need to attend?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: 29Victor
The implication that right leaning men don't like screeching, blue haired harpy land whales.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (IB6XK)
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Which is sexual violence against screeching, blue haired harpy land whales.
And if fat, single dudes want to get a girlfriend, then they need to be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)
They say a picture is worth a thousand
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (LCr8f)
Not only did Hollywood market movies primarily on the sexiness of its female stars it still does.
The top selling movie of last year was Barbie starting noted "Hot Woman" Margot Robbie who was best known, before this, as being Leo D's bottomless wife in The Wolf of Wallstreet
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (d9fT1)
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*waves seductively with a bullwhip*
-Trigglypuff
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)
Bull. Shit. It all started with the High Beam Doris Day interview on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (IB6XK)
***
Oh, yes. When I was married to Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, I was pals with a chunky lesbian lady at my work. She and I were the only people there, it seemed, with IQs above 100, so we naturally hung out together. She was involved with some lady, nice enough I suppose, I don't recall (so I don't guess she was very hot).
After we visited them one evening, as we drove home, Mrs. W. murmured, "Did you see the way your friend was eyeing me? If you and her girlfriend weren't in the picture, she'd be puttin' the moves on me for sure."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (jRHFE)
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Nor Selma Hayek.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (YfbhZ)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Berry in her prime was absolutely stunning.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (d9fT1)
The Clinton rule is long established: Rape is o.k. if you are an abortion supporter.
Posted by: Auspex at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (j4U/Z)
Bull. Shit. It all started with the High Beam Doris Day interview on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (IB6XK)
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So, that's the origin of the female orgasm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (wBaIH)
" 'wokeness.' That word was initially associated with progressive movements but has since been co-opted by conservative critics to mock what they perceive as excessive political correctness, virtue signaling, or a tendency to overemphasize identity politics."
I would consider the "what they perceive as" as unnecessary, however....
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (muRIc)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices
A seismic event in the cultural enlightenment.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
They're the ones who produced fake "climate-change" data.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: InTrade Guy at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (jRHFE)
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (GITLP)
Start killing Jews, of course.
What do you think "Globalize the Intifada" means?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
The exact thing they hate.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (IB6XK)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)
Um, no, men appreciate hot girls of all races or creeds.
My first apartment, it's like 1 am and this super hot WOC is outside the door and I have the way to let her in, or else she's not getting in. Oh hell yeah, I let her in. I hope someone had fun that night.
Damn. Hot crosses all barriers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (RKVpM)
... if only Bud Lite had known
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (GITLP)
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"Wait...what does this fool think we don't know?"
-Bud Lite, from the 90s
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (w2BpZ)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
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Husband saw Tyra Banks in an airport once and was completely twitterpated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (a1415)
Posted by: muldoon at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
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I remember when Michael Myers murdered her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)
I used to live there. It is absolutely clear that the Rent Board's goal is to convert Berkeley's housing supply to something like Gaza's supply.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (IB6XK)
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So, that's the origin of the female orgasm?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I got mine. They can get theirs.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:58 PM (IB6XK)
I suspect they are both true.
And there are plenty of bloggers who post before/after pictures of college students that went from normal looking young people to blue haired sexual ambiguous land whales after 4 years of college.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)
Even the ugly incontinent lady shows me her diapered ass before she puts on a dress. Screw that! When I was a kid, it was June Allyson who did Depends commercials. That was like--this is what a lady who used to be hot wears when she can't hold it anymore.
We deserve just sometimes to see a woman who is objectively more attractive than the first five women you see at Kroger.
Posted by: Carl S at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (VV3JD)
Posted by: muldoon at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024
***
"You can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile. . . ."
(-- Men Without Hats)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu)
I hereby claim her.. Just need a flag. Already got the pole..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (I8RRu)
https://tinyurl.com/2vwdzks6
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Miklos, with pesky Y chromosome at October 04, 2024 02:59 PM (FRB3p)
Another thing I know is, if an older, maybe not so attractive man walks in to a bar but he is dressed impeccably with an air of confidence and walks, talks, and comports himself like a boss and smells of wealth, women are going to take notice.
Written in the stars.
Posted by: Cheri at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
I, personally, have a huge crush on Erica Tazel (Rachel in Justified). Yowza!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Ad8y9)
Also, I wonder when we'll circle back to when women sexualizing themselves was a form of empowerment. Although I guess it still is, if they're large or culturally unattractive. Or more accurately, leftist.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (lg881)
Still, after a quick search, I'm surprised at the image Ace used of her, as there are a couple very popular images that really show off her, uh...assets.
https://tinyurl.com/myrps8sz
https://tinyurl.com/866j4s2m
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/mwctbvs4
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)
lol
Did you give him a good beating?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (raPis)
Well since a large number of them like to sip penis on the side even if they claim to be straight there is something to this for many lefty "men"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)
I wonder if you could finally find a use for maple syrup.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (LCr8f)
Professor of what? Biochemistry? Astrophysics? Medieval history?
Guess That Major. A new media game for us to play.
Dr Victoria (Tori) Cann's teaching, research and outreach interests lay in gender politics and feminist theory and she is particularly interested in feminist knowledge production. As an interdisciplinary scholar, Tori works across the humanities and social sciences, drawing a particular critical focus on culture.
Doctor of Philosophy, Appropriate Articulations of Taste: The (re)production of gender in contemporary youth taste cultures, University of East Anglia Award Date: 1 Jan 2014
MA (with Distinction) Media and Cultural Politics; BA(hons) The Politics and Sociology of Contemporary Culture (First Class) – University of East Anglia
Ms. Cann is the UK Delegate to the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (WXNFJ)
As far as I recall they were unrestrained...flying free!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
Berry in her prime was absolutely stunning.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (d9fT1)
______
"She rates a three on my finger scale. That means I'd cut off three of my fingers if God would let me fuck her."
Berry still looks good. I'm sure she's had work done, but she's still in excellent shape, takes care of herself, and didn't ravage herself with booze and drugs. There's a NF movie with her and Marky Mark from a few months ago. It wasn't bad.
I've always been a Tyra Banks man myself. Her in her prime was prime drooling material.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 02:54 PM (iFTx/)
I, personally, have a huge crush on Erica Tazel (Rachel in Justified). Yowza!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Ad8y9)
Salma Hayek enters the chat. Or is she a white hispanic?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (lg881)
And men have always been attracted to female beauty. Why anyone would think this is something new, I have no idea.
It's a stupid world.
Posted by: Don "Have your pet spayed or neutered" Black at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 04, 2024 02:56 PM (tT6L1)
Sharon Stone.
Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (rj6Yv)
And men have always been attracted to female beauty. Why anyone would think this is something new, I have no idea.
It's a stupid world.
Posted by: Don "Have your pet spayed or neutered" Black at October 04, 2024 03:01 PM (/7KEl)
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Utopians think they can change human nature and lash out when humanity doesn't comply.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)
The Spectator Magazine asked today: Does Kamala's public embrace of the Cheneys get her a single vote?
What on Earth is she thinking?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (jRHFE)
Bull. Shit. It all started with the High Beam Doris Day interview on Johnny Carson.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (IB6XK
In blue dress!
There is iron in the words of rickb223 for all men to see.
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (o2ZRX)
If I was Trump I'd spend a little money running ads noting this endorsement in blue shitholes in purple states.
Make your average Chicagoan go vote for the candidate endorsed by "war criminal and genocidal maniac" Cheney...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (oZhjI)
We deserve just sometimes to see a woman who is objectively more attractive than the first five women you see at Kroger.
Posted by: Carl S at October 04, 2024
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Not to mention local TV weather women, who are getting to be bigger than the rear projection screen. And the horde of chubbies in that "street parade" in the Wegovy TV ad. "I'm keeping [the weight] off," says one, to which I mutter, "Yeah, but you're keeping it close by."
Every actor in that spot is overweight. This is supposed to be a weight-loss drug. Shouldn't they show some people who look like "After" instead of "Before"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (i24o9)
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Heh, no. He was just back from deployment and I was too happy to see him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (DRSnL)
We are told to appreciate and love fat, ugly and stupid persons because “reasons.”
These poor ugly Karens have never known the high that comes from being cat-called by a bunch of burly, masculine, bearded men who know how to use power tools.
Suck it, bitches.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (fpVC1)
@Suntimes 44m
BREAKING: The entire Chicago Board of Education is resigning, a stunning development after months of acrimony.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Interesting story behind that. Thanks for the headsup. Another confirmation that leftists can't govern and likely to add some spice in the black v hispanic fight over spoils in Chi Town. Black mayor demanded his own appointees resign because they would not fire the Hispanic head of Chi Town Schools that the mayor and teachers union want gone.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (ZOPh/)
Do you know what the old fake "right's new obsession" was?
Seed oils.
Yeah, people waking up to the fact they're feeding us literal Motor Oil is a "rightwing obsession."
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (dQzv6)
Posted by: garrett
"I love the Feminist movement. Especially when I'm walking behind one."
Posted by: Miklos, quoting Rush Limbaugh at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (FRB3p)
Mr. O'Spades, you are looking at Ms. Sweeney, and therefore your caption should read "L to R: The Right one, the Left one".
Hopefully you can correct this before the next Thread.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
neo-marxism is designed to destroy normal human thought and behavior. Their religion demands they act as anti-human as possible. They hate humanity with every ounce of hell.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (IG4Id)
That's pretty fucked up when it's only a theory.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (IB6XK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Ad8y9)
She's adorable, but not in Halle Berry's league.
And I'll fight you on this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (GITLP)
You know, if anyone is "woke," it's us.
We are wide awake to the gaslighting and poisoning and corruption.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (dQzv6)
Lol...this sounds like the growing/trending problem of "BBL Stink". It's debated how real it is, or what the causes are...but the consensus is that a suddenly enlarged booty leads many women to have difficulty fully wiping themselves clean after using the toilet.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JI8/o)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (PCK5/)
Yep, right here: Thou shalt not question anothers' sexual preferences. Thus thou art born and thus shalt thou be.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (Ij2uN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM
Ummmm ...
Posted by: J. Random Moron at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IB6XK)
Make your average Chicagoan go vote for the candidate endorsed by "war criminal and genocidal maniac" Cheney...
Posted by: 18-1
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They are more upset that the new illegals are getting their cheese. I would run ads on how much the illegals are getting. Get some good envious hatred going on between Dem factions.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (ZOPh/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (DDGz9)
And all the SNL twinks were like 'eeewww, gross'.
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (JI8/o)
Posted by: Don at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (/7KEl)
Nutritional sociologist (whatever that means) says men eating meat “symbolically subjugates the woman”
https://is.gd/nTDloE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)
The mayor likes to boast about the complete dominance of black people in the upper reaches of city government.
Chicago is 29% black, and 30% Latino.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (uxCna)
Chicago is 29% black, and 30% Latino.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (uxCna)
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Counter:
Black people represent the top 100% of the intersectionality stack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
Ace should post a "Body Positivity" Gainzz thread.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:07 PM (dQzv6)
Nutritional sociologist (whatever that means) says men eating meat “symbolically subjugates the woman”
https://is.gd/nTDloE
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (L/fGl)
That's why I go back for seconds. Not enough symbolic subjugation.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:07 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Cake Girl at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (TN5A0)
Posted by: Blind Guy, Art Thread at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (JI8/o)
Posted by: whig
$750 for Asheville, North Carolinans
$25k for illegal aliens
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (IB6XK)
Well, blue eyed blondes didn't exist in the Mesolithic. They had tanned blue eyed Conan lookalikes in the European forest, and maybe some tanned American-Indian looking guys in the steppe.
Blond hair got selected for during the Chalcolithic or even early Bronze Age.
If the larger point was that these primitives wanted blondes and selectively bred themselves so they'd get 'em, that much would work...
Posted by: genetics at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (gKWVE)
I can guess why: everything (I'm sorry: every thang) has to be Blackified in every way to get any popular appeal. So it had to be for this girl's merchandising.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (ntdO9)
Hopefully you can correct this before the next Thread.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 04, 2024 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)
I do believe that might be the gayest thing anyone has ever said in the English language.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They aren't really utopians. It is more that the losers in any particular society want to elbow their way into the spotlight and punish those they think took their spot.
If these deranged lunatics have to break society to get there or kill a lot of people, they will.
Rousseau and Karl Marx are perfect examples of it.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:09 PM (ZOPh/)
Posted by: Don at October 04, 2024
***
The young Raquel Welch was it for me. And she was not only in movies in glorious color, but many a magazine, like Esquire, featured suggestive though non-nude photoshoots of her at the same time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 04, 2024 03:09 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: genetics at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (gKWVE)
You had me at selectively breeding blondes.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (wkJoE)
Got any picsof her from behind?
Insta profile is worth a look
Posted by: Taggart at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2024 03:11 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Ad8y9)
She's adorable, but not in Halle Berry's league.
And I'll fight you on this.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2024 03:04 PM (d9fT1)
No argument here. But I've always liked cute more than hot. Seems more attainable to an average dude like me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM (WPL6O)
Say 80%.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (1nfzE)
Why has everyone on this blog forgotten about ME?????
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)
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You became a homewrecker, married a dude who divorced his first wife to marry you, and pumped out a kid before largely disappearing from the spotlight?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:10 PM (wkJoE)
I know!!! We must use our Hordian restraint when talking about matters sexual… some might think we are being crude, or worse, not very nice…
Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)
-
She emerged from the sea like a goddess in a fur bikini.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (L/fGl)
Middle East nears peace
Argument
This is not coincidence. Every Israeli bullet in a Muzzi is another stake in the heart of the evil incompetent political vampir known as Jimmy Carter. The abolishment and eradication of Hamas will coincide with his death, an ironic conclusion to his demonic pact called the Camp David accords.
Posted by: Bensdad00 at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (hjS7T)
I can guess why: everything (I'm sorry: every thang) has to be Blackified in every way to get any popular appeal. So it had to be for this girl's merchandising.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 04, 2024 03:08 PM (ntdO9)
James Brown - My Thang
https://youtu.be/fu8FhdgzaNo
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)
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Because you're all old and pregnant.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (wkJoE)
Why has everyone on this blog forgotten about ME?????
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024
***
We ran out of pics. Do some more movies and photoshoots, and we'll be glad to remember you again!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (lCppi)
Extensive research has proven that America's fetish with bathing is harmful to the skin and the environment. The epidermis secretes sebum, which protects us from age and disease. If you think a modern person needs to dunk in harsh detergents every 12-24 hours, you are a dupe to Big Shampoo and Big Body Wash. Stop it!
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (zG664)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Says the guy who used to post the Daily Daddario.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (v6JzV)
Left & Right: Years ago a girlfriend was hysterical after learning guys sometimes name their anatomical features. After that her breasts were "Ricky & Fred" and it was proper etiquette to ask how they were when saying hi.
Posted by: Auspex at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (DRSnL)
Mmmmm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bensdad00
Some kind of weird, antisemitic, terror-loving Dorian Gray?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 04, 2024 03:16 PM (xbZNL)
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024 03:12 PM
TBF, you're no Prometheus.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 04, 2024 03:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 03:16 PM (IG4Id)
Lefty, and Scamp.
From the Before-Time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 03:16 PM (a1415)
But wow did she STINK.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (oZhjI)
***
Um, no, men appreciate hot girls of all races or creeds.
***
But not the fatties! And not the women with Dicks!! We won't rest until men are forced to appreciate Fat Men-Women With Dicks!
Love, The Fugly Faculty of Delaware.
Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (lCppi)
So...if I look at a Newsweek from, oh...say 15 years ago, I won't see any ads they were paid to publish, that didn't feature good looking women?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (0Id0S)
-- ShainS repeatedly, since The Treasonous Clinton Scum Crime Syndicate first darkened the White House
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (wkJoE)
"Conversion" is the goal. It has always been the goal. It will always be the goal.
Disagree, Ace. Their goal is the enjoyment they get from forcing the normies to parrot their "truth" (I'm sure there's a German word for it); It's the enjoyment they get from forcing us to speak lies -- It's actually more fun for them if we don't believe it.
Posted by: Chuck C at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario at October 04, 2024
***
We ran out of pics. Do some more movies and photoshoots, and we'll be glad to remember you again!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Also sweetheart, and I say this with all the love I can muster... you ain't gettin' any younger.
Happens to all of us, I'm afraid.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (dGCAG)
when my son was a li'l guy, one of his favorite books was "The Pokey Little Puppy."
he began to refer to it as "The Pokey Little Thing," which then evolved into "thang." A young man ahead of his time. this was 30 years ago.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Ad8y9)
And all the SNL twinks were like 'eeewww, gross'.
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:06 PM (JI8/o)
Which makes me wonder if she actually said anything like that, or if they suggested it and she uncomfortably agreed because she didn't want to appear offended by said twinks, cause that might be offensive.
Posted by: Moki at October 04, 2024 03:18 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: David French with a bottle of lotion and some kleneex at October 04, 2024 03:18 PM (oZhjI)
Their AI read all the social media posts, went insane, and blew up their planet to make way for a Lena Dunham Wax&Lube.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 03:18 PM (1nfzE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:19 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Taggart at October 04, 2024 03:19 PM (HcoTw)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:19 PM (52RXy)
https://t.co/lyLEkfDFzh
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina adesso e pulita at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Amen.
Sandra Bullock please.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (IB6XK)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:14 PM (wkJoE)
No that is Sydney Sweeney.
Reminds me of a guy I knew who always used to say, "everything was familiar but her face".
Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (Y6IkP)
Most men don’t think that way. Men have reasons to hate Hugh Jackman-he’s handsome, yoked, and gets to play Wolverine-but we don’t because he’s a cool guy and good at what he does. And because most of us aren’t insecure whack jobs.
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (tRd71)
Mistress of the Whip in The Magic Christian.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (SDM/J)
Written in the stars.
Posted by: Cheri at October 04, 2024 03:00 PM (oiNtH)
———
Is there a cologne out there that smells like crisp new $100 bills?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (gYHPZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (v6JzV)
Elizabeth Montgomery was the subject of one of those "special" dreams. I was all of 8 at the time. I had no idea what happened.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (Ad8y9)
Every actor in that spot is overweight. This is supposed to be a weight-loss drug. Shouldn't they show some people who look like "After" instead of "Before"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (J2vNu)
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The absence of chubby people in Sydney has been very noticeable.
America, you fat!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (zG664)
Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (PCK5/)
That's the best they could do? There might've been a 4 in there. Tops. No wonder lefty guys are so miserable.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (0Id0S)
Why has everyone on this blog forgotten about ME?????
Posted by: Alexandra Daddario
i think you should play Wonder Woman.
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (KRtlO)
/X files music
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Is it that weird? It's pretty traditional and classical....maybe it's a secret clue that she's conservative?!
https://tinyurl.com/mryvttve
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Experience Matters! at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: RustyG at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (BSfbV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: bearski at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (SDM/J)
Your own personal Chocolate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who doesn’t care
Your own personal Chocolate Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there to lie to you
Feeling unknown and you're all alone
Flesh and a good boner by the telephone
Lift up the receiver and Barry will make you a believer
Take second best, Put Kamala to the test
Doug Emhof on the Nanny’s Chest
In her Foreign born Snapper hole
I will go and get her pregnant
You Douggie is a wife cheater
Reach out and touch Chocolate Jesus
Reach out and touch Barry’s Homo Ass
Feeling unknown and you're a Nanny all alone
Flesh and bone by the telephone call Big Mike
Lift up the receiver and Big Mike make you a believer
Big Mike will deliver and you know Kamala’s a Commie
Reach out and touch Barry and Kamala
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (qpLSv)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:19 PM
They bury their souls so deep, one stares into the void and sees nothing but dark despair.
Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Is there a cologne out there that smells like crisp new $100 bills?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (gYHPZ)
Hey! That was my OTHER cologne idea!
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (LxER7)
Then they broke up and she drifted back to where she started.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:22 PM (oZhjI)
Wait. Since when did von Schtupp get umlauts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (+myjY)
Umlauts are like boobs. 2. Round. Above other things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (PDf99)
they broke up? I thought she just had their baby.
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
She showed up in a couple dreams of mine when I was a kid. Then, when I was in college, I had a dream that I was blind, the worst part of that being that I was married to her and could never gaze upon her beauty again.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
What's with the fake eyelashes that look like paint brushes?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (IB6XK)
Posted by: Experience Matters! at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (CV8a5)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (Aqu9a)
The reason why Sid Sweeney became mentioned so often in our circles had a lot to do with the trend of hollywood casting ugly women in movies and a couple of video games: Stellar Blade, The Last of Us II, and Star Wars Outlaws.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (dQzv6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:17 PM (v6JzV)
Barbara Eden for me. She was good friends with Dawn Wells.
Posted by: mrp at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (rj6Yv)
So our son and his wife are on their honeymoon.
He just sent me photos from the National Corvette Museum.
Better than photos of fluffy umbrella drinks poolside.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (a1415)
ABC ran a 15 second combat clip from Afghanistan that flatly implied an Aussie unit commander was a war criminal.
He sued ABC and won, $400K Aus. Too this day ABC has refused to apologize or fire the three hacks who almost drove the guy to suicide.
But wait it gets better. When the ABC footage was compared to the original, ABC had added extra gun shots.
Make Dan Rather so proud these vermin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (1nfzE)
Only if no trannies are present.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (QISEP)
Barbara Eden, FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
What's with the fake eyelashes that look like paint brushes?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (IB6XK)
At least she doesn’t have the Caterpillar Eyebrows… talk about ugly…
Posted by: tubal at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:23 PM (dQzv6)
Hey, one of those things is not like the other. The stellar blade chick is quite fetching.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (PDf99)
We're Coming For You Philly, Pittsburgh and Detroit.
Hey Friends -
We’re itching to hit the road and be with you again ahead of Election Day, so we’re planning three live shows, over three nights, in three great cities:
Save these dates for Bulwark’s Swing State Swing
October 17 in Philadelphia
October 18 in Pittsburgh
October 19 in the greater Detroit area
We hope you will join us and bring friends too. All are welcome.
Tickets and all the details, including what friends we’re bring along, will be live next week at TheBulwark.com/events.
Posted by: The Bulwark at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 04, 2024
***
I don't think guys ever resented/hated John Wayne, or the young Tom Selleck, or Harrison Ford. Cool guys who were good at what they did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (s68pH)
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:09 PM (ZOPh/)
The funny thing is that both of them were pretty much "trained bears" in the circles they came to prominence in. They made their bones like MSNBC and CNN have by saying what justified the beliefs of their upper class, socially progressive audiences.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
$25k for illegal aliens
Posted by: rickb223
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Run the ads state wide. Plus, you don't even get 750 if you have insurance apparently.
Lot of blue voters in coastal regions that get hurricanes will get the message. No cheese for you. Follow the rules and be treated as chumps by Kamala and Co.
If I was Robinson running against the Dem in the race, I would use that to hit Stein as well. All for illegals, nothing for you citizens.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (ZOPh/)
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
The New York Times has a devastating article on the condition of the Secret Service under the Biden/Harris administration.
Agents are leaving in droves, especially the most talented and capable ones. Hiring standards have "slumped" — though the Times won't say it, we know from other reports that DEI played a big role.
The second-in-command of the men guarding the White House moonlighted as a real estate agent, and gave promotions to agents who became his clients.
“Nepotism, favoritism, corruption — that is part of our culture here."
The Secret Service is supposed to be the best of the best. Under the left, they've become a joke — just like the rest of the country.
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Now do journalism has slumped.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: RustyG at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (BSfbV)
She couldn't hold a candle to my popularity.
Posted by: Betty Grable at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (v6JzV)
Barbara Eden, FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (xCA6C)
Erin Grey in Buck Rogers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
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Women wanted to be with them, men wanted to be them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
Nah. I'll bet some Neandertals were blonde hotties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Experience Matters! at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (CV8a5)
===
Donna Reed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (zG664)
I just saw a thing for the Butler rally. I am assuming you have no chance of getting within 20 miles without tickets, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Thomas Crooks at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dQzv6)
Barbara Eden, FTW!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 04, 2024 03:24 PM (xCA6C)
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Barbara Feldon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (KRtlO)
I finally watched the Snyder Cut last week.
Lord help us all, but Gal Gadot CANNOT act her way out of a paper bag. In about 3 scenes all together, Amber Turd gave a more believable performance, and I found myself wishing they'd trade places.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
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Literally taking everything people liked 10 years ago and pretending it's now some "crazy right wing" thing.
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (LCr8f)
They're all Psycho Ex Girlfriends. They all argue with that uncanny, bewildering, manipulative style. They think impenetrable thoughts about a universe that doesn't actually exist, and act out violently against any who dare go against them on it. They will ruin anyone's life if it means they can even have a chance at damaging whoever their current object of obsession is.
It's not an ideology. It's psychopathy, taking on a perverted version of a feminine style and form. Not a knock on women or femininity. There are plenty of Psycho ex boyfriends out there too. But their style is different. And generally more self destructive and less obsessive. And doesn't look exactly like "the left" in all its forms.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Kindltot
======
Preening with social virtue is always a flaw of a class of people that never had to work for a living. It allows them to distinguish themselves from people that have to earn their keep by sordid labor or commerce.
Clerisy is a good word for it.
Posted by: whig at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (ZOPh/)
i've seen a couple of his iceberg videos and liked him. He also sold me on trying to re-read Blood Meridian, though I haven't actually done that yet.
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (KRtlO)
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From what I understand, the agreement with Sony for Madame Web included Sony funding her remake of Barbarella.
It should be the movie Edgar Wright makes after Running Man, which starts filming very soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (X0uYX)
yes, exactly!
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
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I HEREBY STAKE AND STATE MY CLAIM TO GINA CARANO'S BODY AND MIND ... BUT MOSTLY MIND!
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (WIakE)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
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Faster or slower than Hound?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
As God is my witness, I thought this was going to say "fluids"
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (VGRuw)
I just saw a thing for the Butler rally. I am assuming you have no chance of getting within 20 miles without tickets, right?
Unless you have six cell phones, an Iranian ayatollah on speed dial, a suspicious back pack, and a range finder.
"Seating is on the water tower to the left."
Posted by: Eff Bee Eye at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (oZhjI)
Hey, one of those things is not like the other. The stellar blade chick is quite fetching.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
That's right. Very good.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (dQzv6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Inger Stevens.
Dimples...
Posted by: Auspex at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (KRtlO)
I finally watched the Snyder Cut last week.
Lord help us all, but Gal Gadot CANNOT act her way out of a paper bag. In about 3 scenes all together, Amber Turd gave a more believable performance, and I found myself wishing they'd trade places.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
No, you really don't.
Posted by: Johnny Depp at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Experience Matters! at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (CV8a5)
Not Margaret Dumont?
Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)
https://tinyurl.com/akbst8ub
Posted by: bearski
Doesn't work for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
The link or that Brett Cooper is cute? The link was just a Seinfeld pic of the cop looking at Elaine's white, slightly unbuttoned wet blouse saying "Lady, you sold me..."
Posted by: bearski at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (Bhsk7)
*ahem*
I believe the one on the left is the "right one," and the one on the right is the "left one." The tell is that the right one is next to her right arm, and the left one is next to her left arm.
Write that down for future reference.
But the disorientation is understandable.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (+myjY)
i've seen a couple of his iceberg videos and liked him. He also sold me on trying to re-read Blood Meridian, though I haven't actually done that yet.
Posted by: ace at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (KRtlO)
He got me to read The Divine Comedy, finally.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (xcxpd)
Not sure on the timeline, but Lynda Carter was up there. Peggy Lipton from Mod Squad. Karen Valentine from Room 222. The woman who played Jim's lawyer, Beth, on Rockford Files. Barbie Benton.
Hard to say who was first or on the top of the list. Guess I was just a horndog kid with a good eye.
Posted by: red speck at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (0Id0S)
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!
The Femur is the thigh bone in the leg.
You people are really stupid, and this is why you need me to be POTUS.
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (hbjSA)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (oZhjI)
Covid: the relationship test to end all relationship tests.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (PDf99)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mbdsc
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
James West.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (a1415)
Posted by: scampydog at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la cucina adesso e pulita bene at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: They're Not Fooling Anyone at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (WxgaY)
Before joining Goldsmiths, Rottenberg was a faculty member in the Department of American and Canadian Studies at the University of Nottingham. She began her academic career as a literary scholar but has since shifted her focus to media, communications, and cultural studies.
[American and Canadian Studies? who knew.]
Rottenberg has authored several books, including “The Rise of Neoliberal Feminism” (201
and “Performing Americanness: Race, Class, and Gender in Modern African-American and Jewish-American Literature” (200. She has also co-authored articles and book chapters with other scholars, exploring topics such as feminist solidarities, postfeminism, and popular feminism.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024
***
Connery as Bond and in Marnie too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (52RXy)
Posted by: Experience Matters! at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (CV8a5)
Not Margaret Dumont?
Posted by: Groucho Marx at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)
WTAF, guys!
Posted by: Ann B. Davis at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (I1GXe)
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Keystone Kops, Charlie Chaplin, and DW Griffith.
So, at least from the Chaplin angle, it was founded on underaged girls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
No they didn’t, but today’s women would DESPISE Lana Turner or Helen Mirren. My dad liked Magnum era Tom Selleck, even though he knew my mother (who is a saint on Earth, BTW) probably would have abandoned us all for him.
Posted by: UGAdawg at October 04, 2024 03:29 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
As God is my witness, I thought this was going to say "fluids"
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (LCr8f)
EWWWWWWWWW
Posted by: Gal Gadot at October 04, 2024 03:30 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (Y6IkP)
I always thought he was more the bag for Ace's tea.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:30 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:30 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: RustyG at October 04, 2024 03:21 PM (BSfbV)
She couldn't hold a candle to my popularity.
Posted by: Betty Grable at October 04, 2024 03:25 PM (Aqu9a)
Speaking of bad acting, Jean Harlow was awful, but good grief could that woman move her body parts around like nobody else.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Bensdad00
Some kind of weird, antisemitic, terror-loving Dorian Gray?
Concise. I like it.
Posted by: Bensdad00 at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (hjS7T)
It would fit the songs meter if you removed “personal”. Just sayin.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 03:31 PM (QISEP)
But I was just getting used to the visions of a romping three-way with Bella Abzug and Betty Freidan. Drat!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
As God is my witness, I thought this was going to say "fluids"
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:27 PM (LCr8f)
I find your correction to be acceptable.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)
I think, if ever in the situation that the idiot boy was celebrating, I will just call it "comrade."
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (Rbu5d)
They're all Psycho Ex Girlfriends. They all argue with that uncanny, bewildering, manipulative style. They think impenetrable thoughts about a universe that doesn't actually exist, and act out violently against any who dare go against them on it. They will ruin anyone's life if it means they can even have a chance at damaging whoever their current object of obsession is.
It's not an ideology. It's psychopathy, taking on a perverted version of a feminine style and form. Not a knock on women or femininity. There are plenty of Psycho ex boyfriends out there too. But their style is different. And generally more self destructive and less obsessive. And doesn't look exactly like "the left" in all its forms.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:26 PM (DDGz9)
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* mic drop *
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (CckFl)
Posted by: Betty Grable
I was known as the "Pocket Grable".
Posted by: June Haver at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (CV8a5)
Thinner women with a lot of tats and piercings basically lower their attractiveness by a couple of points.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (gYHPZ)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mbdsc
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
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So tame by modern standards too
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Vessel and platform for ace's ... love.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:32 PM (Aqu9a)
KNOCK KNOCK! Is there room for one more?
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (+myjY)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8mbdsc
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
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So tame by modern standards too
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
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"Bet she don't even got no WAP!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo
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Elle McPherson? Cathy Ireland? Basically any 80's SI Swimsuit model...
Posted by: bearski at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (Bhsk7)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 04, 2024 03:34 PM (iNp3L)
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She emerged from the sea like a goddess in a fur bikini.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (L/fGl)
________
Ursula Andress has entered teh chat.
But the first actress who drove me into puberty was Emma Peel in the catsuit.
Then a few years later I first saw Hedy (NOT Headly) Lamarr. Still my #1.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2024 03:34 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo
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Elle McPherson? Cathy Ireland? Basically any 80's SI Swimsuit model...
Posted by: bearski at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (Bhsk7)
Also great choice, but by then I knew what I liked. And I liked the 80's SI girls.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 04, 2024 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
The country's most-visited national park site, the Blue Ridge Parkway, will remain closed indefinitely.
The National Park Service said Wednesday.
What is it you say you do around here?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:43 PM (IB6XK)
Guy in front of me at the post office this afternoon had on an Appalachian Trail tee. Yep, part of that is gone.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 03:34 PM (Rbu5d)
Reminds me of a guy I knew who always used to say, "everything was familiar but her face".
Posted by: banana Dream at October 04, 2024 03:20 PM (Y6IkP)
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Ah suspected as much -- but unfamiliar with her.
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (CckFl)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (iNp3L)
Dimples...
Posted by: Auspex
Erin Moran pushed my dimples button when I was a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (oZhjI)
Date and marry a girl with a YouTube channel and you too can be the left's Emanuel Goldstein du jour.
PEGs, man.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (DDGz9)
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"Bet she don't even got no WAP!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I assure you, she does.
Posted by: Lee Majors at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMOD at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 04, 2024 03:13 PM (a1415)
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Nowadays, I don't know. Maybe in Hollywood.
For that matter, the beginning of Barbarella was the best think Jane Fonda ever did.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Garrett's Messenger Bag at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (uSWvs)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (QISEP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (v6JzV)
Lady Howdy Doody? I think there's psychological therapy available for that.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (Mig/N)
Thinner women with a lot of tats and piercings basically lower their attractiveness by a couple of points.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 04, 2024 03:
There's a young woman on YouTube who starts her videos by asking "are you hungry? Can I make you a sandwich she's cute but tatted upm
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (52RXy)
Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2024 03:35 PM (bS+DD)
Well, we like to be respectful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Count de Monet
KNOCK KNOCK! Is there room for one more?
Posted by: Helen Thomas at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (+myjY)
Always! (makes room) But keep it on the down low as I'm now supposed to fantasize about them putative hot women.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (Aqu9a)
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Eve was Adam's first obsession.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)
"Adam is the man. The man remains constant. The man is always, "Oh, oh, gimme some, I want some, oh, gimme, gimme, gimme!"
- Cosby bit
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Mary Wickes and Marcia Wallace at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2024 02:46 PM (IG4Id)
Good news. I guess.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (Rbu5d)
https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1841867678912328048
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (TeZWv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/UtnQ)
- Cosby bit
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (LxER7)
Then, man discovered roofies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
I never had that poster, because Catholic parents. But all my buddies did. Brother and I watched "Logan's Run" from our backyard. It faced the local drive-in theater. No sound, but plenty of Jenny Agutter and Farah. Dad told us not to sneak out and watch that movie. But he said it while Mom was in the room. We took that as permission.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: GOPe at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/QhWS)
How does everyone here like my new $10,000 Gold Necklace from Beverly Hills?????
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/1UO6)
It’s a little disappointing that she’s a lesbian.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (QISEP)
You of course mean "awesome"
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Ann B. Davis
Alice had Sam the butcher. All the meat she would ever need.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mary Wickes and Marcia Wallace
I feel you.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (JCZqz)
https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1841867678912328048
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (TeZWv)
The universe laughs at us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/UtnQ)
Tom
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Tampon Tim Walz at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (+myjY)
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Yeah
Posted by: Don at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (XYDmC)
The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show
@clayandbuck
.@davidaxelrod says the slow response to Hurricane Helene will cost Trump votes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)
It’s a little disappointing that she’s a lesbian.
Posted by: Ian S.
That's not a problem!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Laugh-In Party Scene at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (CWTWj)
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I know whose pic it better be.
Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (bS+DD)
it's back now
Posted by: Don Black at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (/1UO6)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/1UO6)
Impressive frugality. Wouldn't want to wear one of your nice ones to go slumming around with a bunch of gross soggy MAGAts.
This is the kind of preparedness and thrift we need in a president!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (DDGz9)
It’s a little disappointing that she’s a lesbian.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2024 03:36 PM (QISEP)
I don't think she was back then, but became one after being sexually exploited for a decade or so and decided men were poopie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (CWTWj)
The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show
@clayandbuck
.@davidaxelrod says the slow response to Hurricane Helene will cost Trump votes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)
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Again, on a raw vote basis, this is more likely affecting more Democrats than Republicans.
Democrats clustered in Asheville rather than Republicans spread out across the counties.
This is just a general fuck up by incompetents, not a coordinated effort to stop voting weeks before it even starts with plenty of time for other parties to go in and address it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (FAbrK)
I blame Alberto Vargas for my obsession with beautiful Au Naturale girls... My Godfather Angelo bequeathed my his deck of Vargas playing cards. Mhmm 52 Beeutiful Ladeez.. and the joker wasn't bad either...
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 04, 2024 03:42 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: Puddinhead
I was a Marcia fan, but one of my friends had a crush on Eve Plumb, who played Jan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)
Of course. Plenty of hot female celebrities. Lots of LIV women who vote Dem, consider themselves Lefties, but only casually/by default. Hell, let's be real...AOC is much better looking than Rosanne lol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:42 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:42 PM (CWTWj)
It must absolutely kill them that young men are rejecting all that queer sh#t!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:42 PM (Hkcdp)
.@davidaxelrod says the slow response to Hurricane Helene will cost Trump votes.
Is that because R's don't vote when they are dead, unlike their D neighbors? F'in ghoul.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (/QhWS)
Posted by: Don Black at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: bluebell at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (bS+DD)
The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show
@clayandbuck
.@davidaxelrod says the slow response to Hurricane Helene will cost Trump votes.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 04, 2024 03:40 PM (L/fGl)
The Biden / Harris admin has done DICK for the victims. Trump has raised over 5 million dollars that will go direct to the people effected.
Trump wins. David Axelrod EABOD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (HJ9BW)
https://x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1841867678912328048
Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 04, 2024 03:37 PM (TeZWv)
The universe laughs at us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 04, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Subjects are retarded human males...
Posted by: space aliens at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (FnneF)
__________________________________
One thing we can be perfectly sure of is that gay men are not interested in "appropriating snatch."
Posted by: Orson at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:44 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:44 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Mary Wickes and Marcia Wallace
Both of whom were very funny. Mary Wickes cracks me up nearly every time I see her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:44 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:44 PM (LCr8f)
i can almost hear that in bill cosby's voice
Posted by: gnats local 678
>Only a baby boomer would say that.
Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 03:44 PM (XYDmC)
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bruce from Spruce at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (ji3Wy)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: Piper at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (p4NUW)
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No belly button. Weird.
3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)
the mom
Posted by: Don Black at October 04, 2024 03:43 PM (/7KEl)
Carol. yeah, she was a looker.
Funny. Barry Williams (Greg) had a huge crush on her. Robert Reed was, well, Robert Reed.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 04, 2024 02:55 PM (IB6XK
In blue dress!
There is iron in the words of rickb223 for all men to see.
Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2024 03:02 PM (o2ZRX)
So THIS why we have to wear bras! If we didn't, nothing would EVER get done.
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (HJ9BW)
To be fair, they were just told to show up and try to look "hot."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Holy shit! Was that you?!?! https://tinyurl.com/4kpesx9v
Posted by: Wild guess at October 04, 2024 03:46 PM (JCZqz)
Why...it's almost like they're Republicans now!
Posted by: Boswell at October 04, 2024 03:46 PM (V7158)
Posted by: Inogame at October 04, 2024 03:46 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:46 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (+myjY)
The boob and crack sweat was particularly convincing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)
Oh, things would "get done" all right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (+myjY)
https://tinyurl.com/442ppamd
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (/xdGM)
Democrats clustered in Asheville rather than Republicans spread out across the counties.
This is just a general fuck up by incompetents, not a coordinated effort to stop voting weeks before it even starts with plenty of time for other parties to go in and address it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)
———-
While Asheville has a liberal government, they stay in power because the local Repub party sucks and can’t even rouse people to vote for them. Also the voting has been at large rather than city districts.
Overall WNC is Trump territory and it isn’t even close.
I too think they are slow walking a response to negative affect the election for Trump and probably Robinson.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (gYHPZ)
Posted by: wth at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (CWTWj)
FEMA isn't just slow walking their response they are actively preventing other people from helping.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: no 6 at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (PXvVL)
https://research-portal.uea.ac.uk/en/persons/tori-cann
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (uDtSY)
I have seen several witnesses attest to this
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (BkEzK)
has he considered delivering them by icbm?
Posted by: anachronda at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (sGtp+)
3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04,
Wasn't there a super model who didn't have a belly button because of some type of disorder?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (52RXy)
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (JI8/o)
Posted by: DOYLE at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: gnats local 678
No, she wasn't. In her high-school yearbook picture she looks pretty good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (NwuoC)
It's not a mirror or a "selfie", to use the word the young people use nowadays.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (BHrzb)
I mean, we have been known to go for tatted up and pierced skanks too....
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:49 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
Which one of the Brady’s did you want to bang?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 04, 2024 03:38 PM (/UtnQ)
Carol, of course.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (y9nCu)
@amaryllisfox
The DNC, via MoveOn, is openly hiring people to harass our campaign.
Here's a photo of their protestors, who showed up to our event today with signs all written in the same handwriting. When our staffer struck up conversation with them, they spoke little English but said that they had been paid and were homeless, so needed the money.
At least we seem to be causing the Biden Administration to do something to help poor people in this country.
Which is more than can be said for the paid army they currently have working here on X, the majority of whom are in Pakistan.
If they want to help poor people in Pakistan, they should consider refraining from orchestrating military coups there.
Posted by: Jill Stein at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (GITLP)
She has/had nice childbearing hips.
Posted by: Braenyard - jobs report to be revised downward 3Xs at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 04, 2024 03:48 PM (52RXy)
When I was a baby my grandmother ace-bandaged a silver dollar over my bellybutton, to make sure I had an inny.
I store tuna cans in there now.
Posted by: Candidus at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (JI8/o)
FEMA isn't just slow walking their response they are actively preventing other people from helping.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)
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OUT: You will be made to care.
IN: You will be made to die.
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (xAQTe)
So of course they start a "thing" about it, in a pitiful attempt to shame men about liking pretty young girls. Trying to sabotage their younger, prettier competition.
Good luck with that, grubby drab dried-up Karens.
Posted by: ruralcounsel at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (diMhW)
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
She did do convincing things with a barrel of beans.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Emmie at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (oZ3Fs)
I could spank it to her all day.
Bunk!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (BkEzK)
3/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 04,
How about two belly buttons?
Posted by: Mariette Hartley in Genesis II at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (dQzv6)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Maybe you're thinking of Barbara Eden's Jeannie, who wasn't allowed to show hers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (v6JzV)
I mean, we have been known to go for tatted up and pierced skanks too....
Posted by: steevy
For example, many would make an exception for the previously mentioned tattooed sandwich girl https://tinyurl.com/5e67hbkn
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Alliteration!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)
Harris's Helene!
Posted by: ... at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (LCr8f)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (xAQTe)
Posted by: no 6 at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories
>Wasn't this the Mike Brady that couldn't get enough of Sam the Butcher's fat cock?
Poor Alice.
Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (XYDmC)
Posted by: Megthered at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (VihIQ)
Posted by: Settled Science at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (pFg/0)
Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (HJ9BW)
Joey Heatherton was a gas gas gas too!!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (/xdGM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (CWTWj)
Yea, Elon was talking about it on Twitter this morning.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: no 6 at October 04, 2024 03:54 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2024 03:54 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 04, 2024 03:54 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at October 04, 2024 03:54 PM (CV8a5)
>>“Hey Elon, update here on site of Asheville, NC. We have powered up two large operating bases for choppers to deliver goods into hands. We’ve deployed 300+ starlinks and outpour is it has saved many lives.
>>The big issue is FEMA is actively blocking shipments and seizing goods and services locally and locking them away to state they are their own. It’s very real and scary how much they have taken control to stop people helping. We are blocked now on the shipments of new starlinks coming in until we get an escort from the fire dept. but that may not be enough.”
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:55 PM (LkLld)
For example, many would make an exception for the previously mentioned tattooed sandwich girl https://tinyurl.com/5e67hbkn
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Exception for a night? Absolutely. For a long term relationship or marriage? Nope.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 04, 2024 03:55 PM (pFg/0)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)
Whole lotta 'Respect my authority!!!' going on I'm sure
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 04, 2024 03:55 PM (/6GbT)
Musk is now claiming that FEMA is forbidding his people from landing and delivering Starlink terminals and supplies.
FEMA isn't just slow walking their response they are actively preventing other people from helping.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)
Call Erik Prince, have him send in platoons of bearded PMC pipe-hitters. FEMA doesn't have arrest powers, they're a bunch of paper-pushers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2024 03:55 PM (y9nCu)
We need food,water ect
We're NOT ASKING!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 04, 2024 03:56 PM (/xdGM)
#DoBetter, dowdy white lesbians. #DoBetter.
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Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:57 PM (xAQTe)
Posted by: JFK at October 04, 2024 03:58 PM (lrxmU)
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Bitchsplaining?
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 04, 2024 03:59 PM (xAQTe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 04:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 04, 2024
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Exception for a night? Absolutely. For a long term relationship or marriage? Nope.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 04, 2024
***
Except for the tats, which make her arms look dirty, she looks great.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)
Oh, things would "get done" all right.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 04, 2024 03:47 PM (+myjY)
Werkin hard, I assure you!
Posted by: Tooobin at October 04, 2024 04:10 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Advo at October 04, 2024 04:21 PM (jO4mz)
E.g., Oxford Brookes "University" was in fact a polytechnic until recently, basically a glorified junior college. It got bumped up to "university" status and had "Oxford" prepended to it as a preemptive strike against deprecation of its academic chops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)
Someone posted a video earlier with some girl losing get kind like a complete psycho against Charlie Kirk. She was somewhat pretty, but never attractive because she was nuts, violent, and probably someone who wants to spend friday night's screaming at people on reddit. Mean the two girls mentioned in the article would probably be happy drinking beer and watching Adam Sandler movies.
Leftist need to realize that it's not always their looks that doom them to be unloved, it's their personality.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2024 04:31 PM (Gl0jE)
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at October 04, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)
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Berkeley feminists in the 70s used to go braless, claiming that after while men wouldn't be mesmerized by jiggling, bouncing boobs.
Sure, go with that. A couple of hundred millennia, and we won't pay attention anymore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)
Virginia Tech - assuredly not a glorified junior college - is a polytechnic university.
I don't get why that's reflexively bad.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 04, 2024 04:38 PM (FAbrK)
I don't get why that's reflexively bad.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 04, 2024 04:38 PM (FAbrK)
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Brit polytechnic != American polytechnic
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2024 04:31 PM (Gl0jE)
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Their personalities are their birth control.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)
The political movement of homosexuality and transgenderism is in for a bleak future.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 04, 2024 02:45 PM (i7Q7S)
Transgenderism, as an acquired characteristic can last as long as feminism and Marxism have.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 04:50 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
They're the ones who produced fake "climate-change" data.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 04, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)
All climate change data is fake.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:04 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Advo at October 04, 2024 04:21 PM (jO4mz)
No, she's smarter than all of them.
After getting stuck in an awful movie that lost bushels of money in a frumpy outfit, she went to a major party with a low cut, revealing outfit and saved her career instead of bitching about the fans.
She's Albert Einstein genius level for modern day starlets.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:07 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Megthered at October 04, 2024 03:53 PM (VihIQ)
He should just block anyone with a FEMA email or description in their bios from Twitter.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:10 PM (n7h9X)
Sure, go with that. A couple of hundred millennia, and we won't pay attention anymore.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 04, 2024 04:35 PM (YqDXo)
No, it works, we aren't mesmerized by Feminist women's boobs any more. And aren't they getting pissed about it.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:12 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2024 04:31 PM (Gl0jE)
Yeah, HT's sin is saying that women should want to do something nice for the man they supposedly love. Her method is one thing but they believe the exact same thing about cleaning, cooking, watching the kids, having kids, not emptying the bank account on trash, or a thousand other things.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:15 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Rbastid at October 04, 2024 04:31 PM (Gl0jE)
Personality tends to get imprinted on the looks pretty quickly.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:17 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 04, 2024 04:01 PM (J2vNu)
My oldest sister was a virtual clone of Susan Dey from the Partridge Family show.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:18 PM (n7h9X)
So of course they start a "thing" about it, in a pitiful attempt to shame men about liking pretty young girls. Trying to sabotage their younger, prettier competition.
Good luck with that, grubby drab dried-up Karens.
Posted by: ruralcounsel at October 04, 2024 03:51 PM (diMhW)
Its not just the Karens. The gals in their 30s who are finding they suddenly want to get married before the fertility wall have suddenly decided that men their age should quit dating young girls in their 20s to open up the dating pool for them. Of course in their 20s they dated men in their 30s who had more spending money.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 04, 2024 05:23 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 04, 2024 05:45 PM (wGqjj)
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Posted by: Patrick at October 04, 2024 07:37 PM (29bPH)
Posted by: butch at October 04, 2024 08:42 PM (Uz28C)
Never noticed.
Posted by: jimmymcnulty at October 04, 2024 08:47 PM (6Qw2E)
Theodore Dalrymple: "The purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. "
Jordan Peterson: "Tyranny is the grip of the lie."
You will avow that you do not care about beauty, or sex, or reproduction, or you will be punished.
What makes you think you will be allowed to have sex at all? No one--no one who matters, anyway--wants your proletarian gametes.
(But all that is irrelevant. The point is that you are worthless. You will think and say and do what you are told. Or else.)
Posted by: DJMoore at October 05, 2024 03:10 AM (RFYja)
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