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Comer Subpeonas DHS Memos About Tim Walz's Endless Junkets to Communist China

The Deep State accused Trump of being a Russian agent based only on him saying what Obama and Hillary Clinton said -- he wanted better relations with Russia.

The Democrats have long been a patron party of the Soviet Union, and the Deep State is comfortable with the Democrat-Media Party having strong communist sympathies.

But a Republican wanting an end to the Cold War? That's disloyal!

Meanwhile, Tim Walz visted China 30 times (by his own admission), talked to his fellow National Guardsmen about the wonders of China's communist system, and even scheduled his marriage on the anniversary of the Tienanmen Square massacre.

No whispers from the Deep State about his obvious Chinese communist party sympathies.

But a whistleblower says the DHS is hiding secret memos about China's Dad.

House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer on Monday subpoenaed the Department of Homeland Security seeking records related to Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz's China connections after whistleblowers raised concerns.

Comer says his committee learned from the whistleblowers there is "serious concern" among DHS personnel "regarding a longstanding connection between the CCP and Minnesota Governor Timothy James Walz," according to the subpoena cover letter sent Monday.

...

Comer's committee has led a probe into the China's efforts to infiltrate the United States, finding one method favored by the Communist Party is influencing subnational leaders, which include officials like state governors and legislators.

"The Committee's investigation of the CCP -- begun long before Governor Walz was elevated to be the vice-presidential candidate for Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris -- seeks to understand the extent of the CCP's infiltration and influence campaign and to identify legislative reforms to combat CCP political warfare targeting prominent Americans for elite capture," Comer wrote.

"In particular, if a state governor and major political party's nominee for Vice President of the United States has been a witting or unwitting participant in the CCP's efforts to weaken our nation, this would strongly suggest that there are alarming weaknesses in the federal government's effort to defend the United States from the CCP's political warfare that must be urgently addressed," he continued.


According to the letter, the Oversight Committee learned of two sources that contain information about Walz's connections to China, which first garnered public scrutiny when he was picked as Vice President Kamala Harris' running mate.

...

According to the whistleblowers, DHS personnel memorialized concerns about Walz's connections in a Microsoft Teams group chat and several intelligence reports.

"Specifically, through whistleblower disclosures, the Committee has learned of a non-classified, Microsoft Teams group chat among DHS employees -- titled 'NST NFT Bi-Weekly Sync' -- that contains information about Governor Walz that is relevant to the Committee's investigation," Comer wrote. "The Committee has also learned that further relevant information regarding Governor Walz has been memorialized in both classified and unclassified documents in the control of DHS."

More dirty tricks from the Deep State: Veteran's Administration employees went searching through JD Vance's records.

Supposedly they also illegally accessed Tim Walz's records, but I don't believe it. This is always something that protected Democrat government workers do. Republicans know they'll be fired and probably imprisoned. Democrat government workers know they will be rewarded.


Department of Veterans Affairs employees have illicitly accessed the medical records both major parties' vice presidential nominees, the agency confirmed to both campaigns. An investigation is ongoing.

At least 12 agency employees have improperly accessed the records of Sen. JD Vance, R-Ohio, and Gov. Tim Walz, D-Minn., according the Washington Post. Both men are veterans of the armed services, with Vance serving in the Marines and Walz in the National Guard.

"We take the privacy of the Veterans we serve very seriously and have strict policies in place to protect their records," VA press secretary Terrence Hayes told the outlet. "Any attempt to improperly access Veteran records by VA personnel is unacceptable and will not be tolerated."

Prediction: The Harris-Biden "Justice" Department is currently prosecuting the whistleblower at the Texas Children's Hospital for revealing that they're performing illegal sex operations on children. But the Harris-Biden "Justice" Department will not prosecute anyone who riffled through Vance's medical records.

If anyone really did a "both sides" and accessed Walz's records -- that might warrant a prosecution by these corrupt gangsters.

Finally: the "51 former intelligence officers" who rigged the 2020 election with disinformation about Hunter Biden's laptop have now signed another "letter" endorsing the communist Kamala Harris and her literal Chinese agent groomer running mate.


A coterie of former civilian national security officials and military leaders signed on to an open letter last week endorsing Kamala Harris for president, eliciting fresh criticism for the industry that has waded into politics in recent years against Donald Trump and reminiscent of the 11th-hour Hunter Biden laptop letter.


...

The echoes of prominent Democratic talking points in the open endorsement letter, for example about GOP nominee Donald Trump being a threat to the democratic process, have stirred criticism from other former national security officials who say their contribution to the election reeks of the same political interference from the community in the Hunter Biden laptop saga and serves to try and undercut Harris' real electoral vulnerabilities.

Fred Fleitz, former chief of staff to Trump National Security Council, called the letter "preposterous" in an article posted by American Greatness, a journal dedicated to reinvigorated the conservative movement.

"[The] letter makes several ridiculously false accusations, such as accusing Trump of 'heaping praise' on Hezbollah and 'excoriating' Israel," Fleitz wrote. "And, of course, the letter includes the usual Democratic talking points about Trump being an impulsive leader who threatens democracy."

Fleitz says, in reality, the letter is designed for one thing only, to counter one of Harris' most "significant vulnerabilities," the growing global instability presided over the Biden Administration.

...

Fleitz said the new letter was reminiscent of the effort by an overlapping group of former national security officials to discredit reporting about the Hunter Biden laptop. They labeled the leak of the laptop hard drive as bearing the hallmarks of Russian information operation and insinuated that reporting derived from its contents could not be trusted.

"Many Americans were outraged over this letter because it represented former intelligence officers, several with high-paid government contracts, misusing their profession to meddle in a U.S. presidential election and mislead the American public," Fleitz wrote.

It appears that several of the officials who signed on to the laptop letter remained undeterred about their assessment being proven inaccurate. Of the hundreds of officials who signed the new letter endorsing Harris, nine former officials were also signatories of that prior effort to discredit the Biden laptop.

They include former Director of National Intelligence Jim Clapper; former CIA Director Michael V. Hayden; former CIA Director Leon E. Panetta; former CIA Director John Brennan; former Acting CIA Director John E. McLaughlin; former CIA chief of staff Laurence M. Pfeiffer; former Department of Defense chief of staff Jeremy Bash; CIA chief of station John Sipher; and former National Intelligence Council Chair Gregory Frye Treverton.

Several of the intelligence officials who signed the letter later testified to Congress as part of an investigation into the incident. Their interviews made clear the letter drafters were motivated by primarily politics while freely admitting they had no hard evidence for the claims, Just the News previously reported.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM




Comments

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1 Top notch

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 05:07 PM (ctEtP)

2 Not a surprise to anyone.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 01, 2024 05:08 PM (QSrLX)

3 Lets go to the video tape

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 01, 2024 05:08 PM (QSrLX)

4 "ELECTION INTERFERNCE!!!" -- leftists, most likely

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (FnneF)

5 Top Men

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (sM0Q+)

6 That's COACH Walz.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (vFG9F)

7 Tiananmen Timmy is deflated.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (j0mva)

8 Biden, Feinstein, Walz...at least they're consistent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

9 What kind of person lies by saying they WENT to China on the anniversary of TSquare?

I get if you were there and then lied to say you weren't. You'd do that if you understood how monstrous it made you look.

Walz is lying in order to appear that monstrous. That's his ASPIRATION!

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (pZ0Mr)

10 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:10 PM (i7Q7S)

11 The spies among us are tearing up the phone wires.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:10 PM (sM0Q+)

12 Boy, Joe McCarthy could have had a field day with these guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)

13 Finally: the "51 former intelligence officers" who rigged the 2020 election with disinformation about Hunter Biden's laptop have now signed another "letter" endorsing the communist Kamala Harris and her literal Chinese agent groomer running mate.

Just working for their bosses in China and Russia. Totes patriotic (just not to the USA)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

14 Anyone in the military or "intelligence" endorsing CCP aWalz should be investigated for suspicious activity, starting with their bank accounts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (FnneF)

15 I feel vindicated now, after having stated prior that Walz's Army service was a cover for some type of nefarious activity.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (hKoQL)

16 10 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:10 PM (i7Q7S)

Maybe a nice trip down a well to meet with the 12th Imam...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

17 "Kamala: "Don't.""

Don't. Stop. No. *gaaaagg*

Posted by: Camela at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (vFG9F)

18 Ports: closed

WWIII in the Middle East

Several million Americans in a disaster area are being ignored

Trump is the democracy destabilizer!!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (i7Q7S)

19 *yawn*
Here let me read this strongly worded letter that came in the mail today....
*yawn*
zzzzznxxxykkk

Posted by: John Pinette at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

20 >>> 10 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599
==
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:10 PM (i7Q7S)

How dare they! Don't they know she is a STRONK EMPOWERED WHAMMEN?!?!

Posted by: DUmmies at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (FnneF)

21 CCP has been berry, berry good to me!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (uxCna)

22 He can subpoena those records all he wants, he ain't gonna get them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (QNSds)

23 fat comic sock off

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

24 "That's COACH Walz."

==========

You misspelled War Hero, Jack!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (i7Q7S)

25 Not only did he claim to get married on the anniversary of Tiananmen Square Massacre, there were early claims that he was there during the massacre.

As it turns out, he was in Nebraska at the time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (j0mva)

26 Read with interest the Mossad commentary in the sidebar… wonder what Timmy and Kammy’s response is to their flat statement of intent??

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (PCK5/)

27 15 I feel vindicated now, after having stated prior that Walz's Army service was a cover for some type of nefarious activity.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at October 01, 2024 05:11 PM (hKoQL)

In a world where all societies and cultures are equal, Nefarious depends on the point of view...just like cannibalism is a matter of taste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

28 Hastert was a coach and Hastert was a child molester.
Walz was a coach too.
Let that sink in.

They deserve every bit of rank calumny we can heave at their sorry asses.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (sM0Q+)

29 Now, given history, it can be hard to avoid a date of one massacre or another.

Maybe don't pick the recent and or really nasty ones.

9/11- duh

August 2- Battle of Cannae (although I guess if you are Carthaginian it is not a bad day)

December 2- Austerlitz (unless French)

July 1- First day of the Battle of the Somme

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (PDf99)

30 Ports: closed

WWIII in the Middle East

Several million Americans in a disaster area are being ignored
......

The word of the day: CHAOS

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (v0R5T)

31 18 Ports: closed

WWIII in the Middle East

Several million Americans in a disaster area are being ignored

Trump is the democracy destabilizer!!!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM (i7Q7S)

You statement of fact is damning… to anyone who has a brain.

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

32
Tim Walz honorary Chinese name as bestowed by the gov't of China is-

Ko Ching Dong.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (eDfFs)

33 Shorter Mossad: We intend to close all Family business.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (PDf99)

34 He can subpoena those records all he wants, he ain't gonna get them.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 05:12 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (yuVjX)

35 26 Read with interest the Mossad commentary in the sidebar… wonder what Timmy and Kammy’s response is to their flat statement of intent??

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (PCK5/)

Tehran at night,
is big and bright,
Thanks to Mossad and the Jews...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

36 Maybe one of NASA's rovers will wake up some angry Martians.

That'll take our mind off world problems...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (prNWB)

37 There are natives on the Islands north of New Guinea that still say that the monkey meat tastes just like a Biden.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (sM0Q+)

38 PAGAN

People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (PDf99)

39 Great Walz of China

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (gP18x)

40 >>Finally: the "51 former intelligence officers" who rigged the 2020 election


They should be swinging in the breeze like so many Tibetan Prayer Flags.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (YE0Sv)

41 If it was me, I'd subpoena all pictures of Walz hugging and fondling that mascot at the football game.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

42 Tim Walz honorary Chinese name as bestowed by the gov't of China is-

Ko Ching Dong.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (eDfFs)

Dong Sum Yun Guy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (j0mva)

43 I’d do him. No trouble that China Tiimah is married. That’s how I began my political career. Just like old times!

Posted by: Side Chick Kammy at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (aOnRw)

44 The intel community knows all about Walz' connections to the CCP yet they didn't warn Harris to not choose him. The obvious inference is they either don't care or they support his candidacy.

They also knew all about the Biden crime family doing business with our adversaries all around the world and they covered for him too.

But they went after Trump knowing he not only wasn't corrupt but wanted to put an end to all this foreign corruption and wars. That's why they hate us, they have a completely different agenda and it is the opposite of putting America first.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 05:16 PM (LkLld)

45 37 There are natives on the Islands north of New Guinea that still say that the monkey meat tastes just like a Biden.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (sM0Q+)

Do they then spit it out, or suck it like Kumala?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:16 PM (ynpvh)

46 These ex-intel letters need to used as traitor road maps.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 05:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

47 John David Provoo or Tim Walz?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:16 PM (prNWB)

48 Waltz also oversaw the theft of nuclear weapons related documents that were classified. This is part of what kicked off CID and the Agency. If that group says he was a Chinese Spy, it’s true.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 01, 2024 05:17 PM (7H2Ib)

49 There are natives on the Islands north of New Guinea that still say that the monkey meat tastes just like a Biden.
Posted by: torabora
.......

stringy and full of shit?

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

50 Stringy and tastes like sh1t

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:17 PM (prNWB)

51 “ They should be swinging in the breeze like so many Tibetan Prayer Flags.”

You misspelled piano wire from a telephone pole.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (7H2Ib)

52 People
Against
Goodness
And
Normalcy


Look out. Muppets.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (Odg76)

53 I'm Armerica's perverted, Communist, utterly weird Dad!

I was put on the ticket to appeal to white males!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (uxCna)

54 7 Tiananmen Timmy is deflated.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:09 PM (j0mva)

Do they even HAVE tampons there?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (Rbu5d)

55 We come out of a war-war right now being let’s say .. not in good shape, not in good shape at all.. I did not use the word “ beaten”, because that’s in bad form and all.

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (PCK5/)

56 48 Waltz also oversaw the theft of nuclear weapons related documents that were classified. This is part of what kicked off CID and the Agency. If that group says he was a Chinese Spy, it’s true.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 01, 2024 05:17 PM (7H2Ib)

In some corners of the world, that would be considered treason. Then again, Biden works for China (as well as quite a few others), so what's gonna happen? Not a Damn Thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:18 PM (ynpvh)

57 Russia: Evil!

Chinese Communist Party: Good!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 05:19 PM (uxCna)

58 heh

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

59 Vance is gonna take that moron apart at the seams.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 01, 2024 05:19 PM (pohLc)

60 6 That's COACH Walz.

minute walz > coach walz

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2024 05:19 PM (sGtp+)

61 >>We come out of a war-war right now being let’s say .. not in good shape, not in good shape at all.. I did not use the word “ beaten”, because that’s in bad form and all.


Only because we are ruled by weak willed men and women.
We can exert a lot more force than we choose to.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:20 PM (YE0Sv)

62 minute steak > minute walz > coach walz

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:20 PM (PDf99)

63 61 >>We come out of a war-war right now being let’s say .. not in good shape, not in good shape at all.. I did not use the word “ beaten”, because that’s in bad form and all.


Only because we are ruled by weak willed men and women.
We can exert a lot more force than we choose to.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:20 PM (YE0Sv)

I disagree; we are ruled by traitors to this country, beholden to our enemies. So much worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

64 6 That's COACH Walz.

minute walz > coach walz
Posted by: anachronda
........

minute rice > minute walz > coach walz

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

65 Tim Walz honorary Chinese name as bestowed by the gov't of China is-

Ko Ching Dong.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (eDfFs)

Dong Sum Yun Guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (j0mva)


In Shanghai, Walz has also been awarded the honor of a third official Chinese name-

Won Ting Wang

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (eDfFs)

66 61 >>We come out of a war-war right now being let’s say .. not in good shape, not in good shape at all.. I did not use the word “ beaten”, because that’s in bad form and all.


Only because we are ruled by weak willed men and women.
We can exert a lot more force than we choose to.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:20 PM (YE0Sv)

True enough… do you think that’s what DC will do? I do not.

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (PCK5/)

67 I still don't understand how a person who claims to have been a Teacher can only have had 24 Students...

That's not a Techer. That is some who taught a class, once.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (YE0Sv)

68 Fleitz says, in reality, the letter is designed for one thing only, to counter one of Harris' most "significant vulnerabilities," the growing global instability presided over the Biden Administration.
______
I'm puzzling over just how it does that? 51 known crooks for Harris somehow makes the world stable.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (1bNHn)

69 ...talked to his fellow National Guardsmen about the wonders of China's communist system,


Yeah. I wish I had been that unit S-2. That screams a Military Intel investigation and interview(s), with a suspended clearance as a start.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (W/lyH)

70 Hastert was a coach and Hastert was a child molester.
Walz was a coach too.
Let that sink in.

They deserve every bit of rank calumny we can heave at their sorry asses.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:13 PM (sM0Q+)
______________

You left out Jerry Sandusky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

71 I had doubts about Manchurian Tim's records being taken.

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)

72 One of my kids just came home from work with the rumor that Harris is still looking to dump Timmah! and pull in Shapiro.

I can't even see how that would be possible at this point.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (LxER7)

73
Great Walz of Fire! The Democratic VP candidate is a Comsymp.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (BkEzK)

74 65 Tim Walz honorary Chinese name as bestowed by the gov't of China is-

Ko Ching Dong.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (eDfFs)

Dong Sum Yun Guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:15 PM (j0mva)

In Shanghai, Walz has also been awarded the honor of a third official Chinese name-

Won Ting Wang

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (eDfFs)

Wang Put Wong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (ynpvh)

75 minute walz

He lasts longer with the turkey baster.

Posted by: Mra. Gwen at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (v0R5T)

76 >>True enough… do you think that’s what DC will do? I do not.


No. DC will not be a part of this war unless we are directly attacked or it looks like DC can snatch Israeli Victory out from under Israel.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (YE0Sv)

77 Come Timmy, I give you Horse Jizzum, you drink long time

Posted by: WO FAT at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (kAzG3)

78 10 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!
Posted by: Jay in PA at

I wonder if she made them
"Talk to the hand"

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (BZLGW)

79 Won Ting Wang

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (eDfFs)

Wi Wong

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:22 PM (j0mva)

80 Vindaloomon, though of Ukrainian origin, spoke highly of Russia.

And he still ended up at the White House.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:23 PM (prNWB)

81 Wong Wai Dong

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2024 05:24 PM (gP18x)

82 oops
Mrs. Gwen Walz
of turkey baster a wacko eyes fame

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:24 PM (v0R5T)

83 72 One of my kids just came home from work with the rumor that Harris is still looking to dump Timmah! and pull in Shapiro.

I can't even see how that would be possible at this point.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (LxER7)

Well, Abigail does have a great...personality.
Oh, not THAt Shapiro. Nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

84 Well, Abigail does have a great...personality.
Oh, not THAt Shapiro. Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

Two of them

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (IyPmt)

85 >>> 72 One of my kids just came home from work with the rumor that Harris is still looking to dump Timmah! and pull in Shapiro.

I can't even see how that would be possible at this point.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 05:21 PM (LxER7)

Yeah, I doubt it.

On the plus side, maybe those Columbia students would *finally* be motivated to set fires.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (FnneF)

86 Finally: the "51 former intelligence officers" who rigged the 2020 election with disinformation about Hunter Biden's laptop have now signed another "letter" endorsing the communist Kamala Harris and her literal Chinese agent groomer running mate.

---------------

Unexpectedly.

Traitors of a letter mock together ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (KYcad)

87 DC is weak and vacillating, all talk and impotent bloviating… they have shown themselves incapable, both domestically and in foreign affairs. No one needs to take DC seriously at this point. It’s almost as if the goal is to make the nation a weak laughingstock..

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

88 I was about to mention Larry Nassar but he was a doctor, not a coach.

Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (7kSOl)

89
How did this guy get on the ticket? "They got me drunk then assaulted me with his name."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (BkEzK)

90 I can't even see how that would be possible at this point.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


That would sink her campaign.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (IG4Id)

91 Celebrities and sports people are dropping like flies.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

92 I wouldn't blame her for dumping Timbo but I don't think she's that smart.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

93 >>> 91 Celebrities and sports people are dropping like flies.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

Coincidence!

Posted by: Anthony SCIENCE! Fauci at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (FnneF)

94 The implication of accessing both candidates' records is is that *both* have something to hide. Vance could say, "That's wrong, but good luck finding information that contradicts anything I've said publicly or published in the book I wrote about my life."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (jOYm0)

95 I don't want to say this guy is an idiot but . . .

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: MSNBC panelist Eddie Glaude nearly starts crying on live air, says Kamala Harris needs to win to protect babies and so children don't get bombed.
Glaude was so emotional that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill had to tell him to take deep breaths.
“[Harris] needs to bust him in his mouth. I’m saying it like that because he’s dangerous. He’s dangerous to particular people."
"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."
"I’ll get myself together, Claire."
“Okay, take a minute. Deep breath,” McCaskill said.

-
Save the babies! Vote Harris!

Maybe it's just his time of the month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (L/fGl)

96 Shapiro for Walz? Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Hawaiin judge # 8 at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

97 Was watching FOX News now just to see anything new on Israel.

Neil Cavuto was interviewing the grandson of Jimmy Carter to get his “views on Mideast Tensions”.

Suddenly I realized why I have watched FOX News about a half-dozen times since 2020.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

98 ot:

I can only vote for him so hard.

Being unable to reach the Orange button is another negative for voting machines.

Posted by: DaveA at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (FhXTo)

99 Again I didn’t think it was possible but Tim Walz may be worse than Kamala Harris. The Dems are going to disprove quantum physics.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (D6PGr)

100
Maybe it's just his time of the month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (L/fGl)

Do these people really believe this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (IyPmt)

101 A coterie of former civilian national security officials and military leaders signed on to an open letter last week endorsing Kamala Harris for president, eliciting fresh criticism for the industry that has waded into politics in recent years against Donald Trump and reminiscent of the 11th-hour Hunter Biden laptop letter.

I looked over the list and I am sad to report that I know many of these people, worked with them even, and my disappointment is huge. I know then to be smarter than this and that tells me they owe the Deep State.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (W/lyH)

102 @CollinRugg
NEW: MSNBC panelist Eddie Glaude nearly starts crying on live air, says Kamala Harris needs to win to protect babies and so children don't get bombed.
Glaude was so emotional that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill had to tell him to take deep breaths.
“[Harris] needs to bust him in his mouth. I’m saying it like that because he’s dangerous. He’s dangerous to particular people."
"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."
"I’ll get myself together, Claire."
“Okay, take a minute. Deep breath,” McCaskill said.
------------------

get a grip, there, Eddie! Man up!

Posted by: Flaming Project Runway Male Designer at October 01, 2024 05:29 PM (tT6L1)

103 95 I don't want to say this guy is an idiot but . . .


Meh, about on par with Cameron Diaz insinuating that George W. Bush was going to make rape legal if he was re-elected in ‘04…

Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at October 01, 2024 05:30 PM (7kSOl)

104 Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: MSNBC panelist Eddie Glaude nearly starts crying on live air, says Kamala Harris needs to win to protect babies and so children don't get bombed.
Glaude was so emotional that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill had to tell him to take deep breaths.
“[Harris] needs to bust him in his mouth. I’m saying it like that because he’s dangerous. He’s dangerous to particular people."
"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."
"I’ll get myself together, Claire."
“Okay, take a minute. Deep breath,” McCaskill said.

-
Save the babies! Vote Harris!

Maybe it's just his time of the month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (L/fGl)
***

I've no idea who this clown is but what a friggin' wimp.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:30 PM (W/lyH)

105 mailin ballots are already out here in PA and people are sending them in.

so not sure how they can swap lil joshie for lil Timmy now

but whatever they both suck

josh literally DOES NOTHING but social media

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 05:30 PM (s3qiR)

106 I know them to be smarter than this and that tells me they owe the Deep State.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (W/lyH)

Same reason Walz gets a pass on China. That's kompromat.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:30 PM (j0mva)

107 >>Cameron Diaz insinuating that George W. Bush was going to make rape legal if he was re-elected in ‘04…


"I'm Bill Clinton. And I Approve This Message."

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:31 PM (YE0Sv)

108 "grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."

=========

Uh, there were no bombs. It was all fake.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:31 PM (i7Q7S)

109 Way past point of no return on Tim for Kamunist

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:31 PM (fwDg9)

110 Bernie's Moscow honeymoon comes to mind. Maybe Timmy and his super sketch wife are just in it for the lake house? Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (14URa)

111 "We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."


The babies that survive abortion you mean.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (gP18x)

112 108 "grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."

=========

Uh, there were no bombs. It was all fake.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 05:31 PM (i7Q7S)

Sent from Out of country and there were some reports of the cat/ dog eating thing...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (IyPmt)

113 The Left are literally mentally unstable and need professional help if they aren’t already receiving it.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (D6PGr)

114 For Eddie Glaude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw6DnFGU58E

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (prNWB)

115 84 Well, Abigail does have a great...personality.
Oh, not THAt Shapiro. Nevermind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

Two of them

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:25 PM (IyPmt)

Slang in Spanish: Pechonalidad...a combination of pecho (chest) and personalidad (personality)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

116 Eddie Glaude… 56, black academic, African American Studies, has a goatee type facial hair thing. Oh, and smart girl glasses…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (PCK5/)

117 Sebastian

There is not enough lithium or valium for some on the Left

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (prNWB)

118 Meanwhile, yootoober Melanie (pretty woman!) reacts to a Candace Owen report that Kamala's Jamaican lineage pedigree may not be as purported to be.

Confusing string of birth, death, and marriage certificates. Murky, even.

https://youtu.be/XPnsTmYEtjo

If any of this holds water, holy cow, Batman!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (Aqu9a)

119 This crap that Trump is going to outlaw abortion is making me furious

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (fwDg9)

120 I know them to be smarter than this and that tells me they owe the Deep State.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (W/lyH)

Same reason Walz gets a pass on China. That's kompromat.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 05:30 PM (j0mva)
***

I noticed a lot of "lineage" among the military guys. One and two stars who owe their promotions to some of the three and four star dudes and dudettes. Way too incestueous.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (W/lyH)

121 >>56, black academic, African American Studies


Nice Degree you got there, Eddie.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (YE0Sv)

122 113 The Left are literally mentally unstable and need professional help if they aren’t already receiving it.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:32 PM (D6PGr)

The left have owned the "professional help" sector for decades (possibly forever).

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (14URa)

123 There was a time when a man would have been embarrassed to behave as Eddie did.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

124 Speaking of MSNSDAP . . .

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
JOY REID: Trump wants his supporters to “do violence” to black people if he loses the election, “to stop another peaceful transfer of power."
This is the kind of deranged and dangerous conspiracy theory that passes for analysis on MSNBC:
Reid on Trump’s message: "These blacks are stealing the election. Black Haitians are violent cannibals. Black people are the enemy. Black people are going to be responsible if and when I lose. And you are permitted through my language to do violence to them, if necessary, to stop another peaceful transfer of power."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:34 PM (L/fGl)

125 95 I don't want to say this guy is an idiot but . . .

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: MSNBC panelist Eddie Glaude nearly starts crying on live air, says Kamala Harris needs to win to protect babies and so children don't get bombed.
Glaude was so emotional that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill had to tell him to take deep breaths.
“[Harris] needs to bust him in his mouth. I’m saying it like that because he’s dangerous. He’s dangerous to particular people."
"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."
"I’ll get myself together, Claire."
“Okay, take a minute. Deep breath,” McCaskill said.

-
Save the babies! Vote Harris!

Maybe it's just his time of the month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (L/fGl)

Save the babies! >>> Abort the babies!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:34 PM (ynpvh)

126 It all makes sense given the left can't define what a woman is, they think up is down and men can have babies. Give them a break for frick sake. It's obvious they are confused.

Posted by: Madhatter at October 01, 2024 05:34 PM (NaqSV)

127 >>There is not enough lithium or valium for some on the Left


The Primary Color Hair is a Cry for Help.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:34 PM (YE0Sv)

128 >>"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."


When I was going to middle school in NJ the high school had to be closed multiple times because of black instigated race fights and threats. We got over it, Eddie.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 05:34 PM (LkLld)

129 The Hodge Twins need to take Eddie to the woodshed and make him really cry.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:35 PM (D6PGr)

130 > Uh, there were no bombs. It was all fake.

There are still leftists who continue to believe that there was an epidemic of racist retaliatory violence against Muslims after 9/11. Truth, lie, boots.

Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at October 01, 2024 05:35 PM (7kSOl)

131


The Great Walz of China!!!!!!



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:36 PM (x0n13)

132 0 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!
Posted by: Jay in PA at


I can't recall Netanyahu simply saying 'Don't' to Israel's enemies. Joe and Heels-up could learn from Bibi, but won't. Actually, they can't. They're too stupid to learn.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 05:36 PM (aBgBM)

133 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:36 PM (x0n13)

And we have a winner!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2024 05:37 PM (14URa)

134 132 0 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!
Posted by: Jay in PA at


I can't recall Netanyahu simply saying 'Don't' to Israel's enemies. Joe and Heels-up could learn from Bibi, but won't. Actually, they can't. They're too stupid to learn.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 05:36 PM (aBgBM)

Indeed. That phrase only works if there is a harsh penalty if it's ignored.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

135 ‘Don’t make me stop this war’
-thing Netanyahu never said

Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2024 05:38 PM (LHPAg)

136 132 0 Reporter: "What's your message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

You'll be shocked to learn this diplomatic strategy did not work out.

https://x.com/MatchPoiint/status/1841174156555231599

I bet those 200 intelligence officers and other useless clowns who endorsed her are so proud!
Posted by: Jay in PA at


I can't recall Netanyahu simply saying 'Don't' to Israel's enemies. Joe and Heels-up could learn from Bibi, but won't. Actually, they can't. They're too stupid to learn.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 05:36 PM (aBgBM)

Indeed. That phrase only works if there is a harsh penalty if it's ignored.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah. Don't call my bluff! Or else!

Posted by: Obama at October 01, 2024 05:39 PM (Aqu9a)

137 I saw the video of the Palestinian getting crushed like a bug by the debris from his homeboys' disabled missile.

Rodney Dangerfield and Norm MacDonald were really funny guys.

But not that funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 05:40 PM (awTae)

138 Cameron Diaz insinuating that George W. Bush was going to make rape legal if he was re-elected in ‘04…
......

She just wants to date him.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:40 PM (v0R5T)

139 Just got home!

I came to see if Iran's new main exports are moral righteous indignation and nuclear fallout. But mainly nuclear fallout.

Posted by: Stateless at October 01, 2024 05:40 PM (jvJvP)

140 Did the iron dome do its job?

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

141 Tehran at night,
is big and bright,
Thanks to Mossad and the Jews...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:14 PM (ynpvh)

The mullah's ass
Will be under glass
Thanks to Mossad and the Jews...

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 05:44 PM (NMT5x)

142 The Fonz: Cunningham, I forgot to mention one important fact. Threatening to beat up someone only works if you have actually beat up anyone in the past.

Tough Guy to Richie: C'mon Bing-Bong. Let's go! Or are you getting Fonz to fight for you???

(Richie panics and beats up Tough Guy's leather jacket)

Tough Guy: Let's get outta here. This guy is nuts!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

143 Frank from American Pickers has died.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (/UtnQ)

144 Well that Paleostinian no longer suffers from an iron-y deficiency.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (prNWB)

145
Waiting for the IDF to deliver the Qom shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (x0n13)

146 140 Did the iron dome do its job?
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

Mostly..

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

147 146 140 Did the iron dome do its job?
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr

I think a couple got through

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (IyPmt)

148 146 140 Did the iron dome do its job?
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

Mostly..
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)



Meanwhile there was a terrorist mass shootng in Jaffa Israel, with 6 Israelis dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (x0n13)

149 Prediction: The Harris-Biden "Justice" Department is currently prosecuting the whistleblower at the Texas Children's Hospital for revealing that they're performing illegal sex operations on children.

Prediction: People will 'take responsibility".

Prediction: Nothing will be done about it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (j4U/Z)

150 They are going to start charging $3.99 a month for CNN’s website.

By-bye, CNN’s website.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (RVvEd)

151 Waiting for the IDF to deliver the Qom shot.

2,000lb or Dial-a-Yield?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (prNWB)

152 I'm curious to see the Israeli response. I'm hoping it's as creative and shocking as their moves against Hezbollah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (awTae)

153 148 146 140 Did the iron dome do its job?
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

Mostly..
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)



Meanwhile there was a terrorist mass shootng in Jaffa Israel, with 6 Israelis dead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (x0n13)

But, But But...
Religion of Peace!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

154 Waiting for the IDF to deliver the Qom shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM


I am waiting for someone to pop a Nuke over there. I know Israel has a bunch and I suspect that iran has at least one complete weapon built and if they think that they are going to lose face they will deploy it and then it's game over man.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (QNSds)

155 150 They are going to start charging $3.99 a month for CNN’s website.

By-bye, CNN’s website.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (RVvEd)

I would think they would pay people to watch it...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (IyPmt)

156 A thread here unrolled as an ordinary webpage:

https://tinyurl.com/mr34e39p

Dustin Grage @GrageDustin 5h
Tim Walz and the Chinese Communist Party: A Thread! 🧵1/15

Sep 30, 2024 · 9:46 PM UTC

Today the GOP Oversight Committee confirmed ties to Tim Walz and the Chinese Communist Party. 🧵 2/15

[et cetera]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (CEzQx)

157
one method favored by the Communist Party is influencing subnational leaders, which include officials like state governors and legislators.


It's also cheaper.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (y9nCu)

158 148 146 140 Did the iron dome do its job?
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:41 PM (D6PGr)

Mostly..
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (PCK5/)



Meanwhile there was a terrorist mass shootng in Jaffa Israel, with 6 Israelis dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (x0n13)

They killed the shooters… the photos showed to guys who looked like what we would term Terrorist Standard from Central casting…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (PCK5/)

159 151 Waiting for the IDF to deliver the Qom shot.

2,000lb or Dial-a-Yield?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (prNWB)


Or that daisy chain grand slam bomb, of 43 10,000 lb bombs on top of Bushehr.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (x0n13)

160 Cameron Diaz insinuating that George W. Bush was going to make rape legal if he was re-elected in ‘04…

Only on Tuesday.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (q4Yry)

161 My modest suggestion - take out Tehran's power grid.

Anything still lit up, gets blown up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (prNWB)

162 I don't know if it's true, but some dude on X said that the only person killed in the missile barrage was the sandmaggot who got squished.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 05:48 PM (awTae)

163 149 Prediction: The Harris-Biden "Justice" Department is currently prosecuting the whistleblower at the Texas Children's Hospital for revealing that they're performing illegal sex operations on children.

Prediction: People will 'take responsibility".

Prediction: Nothing will be done about it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 05:46 PM (j4U/Z)

I'm waiting for the MSM to say if Trump is elected, the Gov will go after whistleblowers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

164 My feeling is he is a real Manchurian Candidate

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (fwDg9)

165
tWo sTaTe SoLUtIoN, yOu GuYs

Posted by: Soothie at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (cM8XY)

166
We can start by nuking about 200 security clearances...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

167 The Great Walz of China!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*Waves*

Posted by: #39 at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (mYIkt)

168 They are going to start charging $3.99 a month for CNN’s website.

By-bye, CNN’s website.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (RVvEd)

I would think they would pay people to watch it...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (IyPmt)

I quit going to the Fox News site because they make you sign up and provide info in order to access the news articles.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (D6PGr)

169 Iron Dome? Oh, you mean Mel Cooley.

Posted by: Buddy Sorrell at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

170 I'm curious to see the Israeli response. I'm hoping it's as creative and shocking as their moves against Hezbollah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (awTae)

--------------

Exploding goats FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (USGud)

171 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd

Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (qfLjt)

172 Slang in Spanish: Pechonalidad...a combination of pecho (chest) and personalidad (personality)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

https://tinyurl.com/r27mjuhz

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (PDf99)

173 154 Waiting for the IDF to deliver the Qom shot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM


I am waiting for someone to pop a Nuke over there. I know Israel has a bunch and I suspect that iran has at least one complete weapon built and if they think that they are going to lose face they will deploy it and then it's game over man.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 05:47 PM (QNSds)

You make theirs go pop, not yours. I'd love to see Iran's explanation of that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

174 Read after one trip he loved handling out Mao's Little Red Book

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (fwDg9)

175 Tough Guy: Let's get outta here. This guy is nuts!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

'Happy Days' only had one script: Bullies vs. Fonzie.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (j4U/Z)

176 They are going to start charging $3.99 a month for CNN’s website.

******************

Woooooooooooooooohahahahahahahahahahhaha

*breathes*

Woooooooooohahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (M7vhK)

177 Posted by: #39 at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (mYIkt)


Back at ya, stu!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (x0n13)

178
btw, jalama's response is so Chauncy Gardener it just might work!

Posted by: Soothie at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (2LmUi)

179 171 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd
Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM (qfLjt)


Wow

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (IyPmt)

180 I wonder if she made them
"Talk to the hand"
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think that means something different for her

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (FxH7T)

181 So CNN thinks Taylor Lorenz's strategy to make money will work?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (prNWB)

182 174 Read after one trip he loved handling out Mao's Little Red Book
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (fwDg9)

John Lennon thought that was lame-ass stuff, would NOT get you laid…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

183 Wait, I thought it was Taco Tuesdays?

What was nurse's belly rub day?

Rapey Thursdays?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (PDf99)

184
I can not for the life of me figure out why Israel does not take out Kharg Island, Iran. Sure, China is pissed but Russia steps up to the plate and makes a mint.

I thought they were best buddies.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (RKVpM)

185 175 'Happy Days' only had one script: Bullies vs. Fonzie.
Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (j4U/Z)



"Rat Patrol" was trade water for gasoline."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (x0n13)

186 Apparently Israel attacked some radar installation in Iran. For now.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 05:52 PM (V13WU)

187 Frank from American Pickers has died.

Do we get to split up his stuff?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 05:52 PM (VXcWv)

188 181 So CNN thinks Taylor Lorenz's strategy to make money will work?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (prNWB)

So, you're saying that CNN should just can the TV stuff and open a blog?

Might be more cost effective.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:52 PM (PDf99)

189 Something I'm wondering how CNN is gonna circumvent:

Google indexes all their content so they always come first in every search. If they start paywalling everything that content will no longer be available via organic search

I predict a traffic collapse, which they think will be acceptable because who wouldn't pay $4 a month in this inflationary economy to access their glorious content?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 01, 2024 05:52 PM (M7vhK)

190 Slang in Spanish: Pechonalidad...a combination of pecho (chest) and personalidad (personality)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 05:33 PM (ynpvh)

https://tinyurl.com/r27mjuhz
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (PDf99)

I love all this new learning.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 05:53 PM (Aqu9a)

191 The only content I would pay for is ace's

Actually that's not true, I'd pay for Lamont's content since he's a better writer

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 01, 2024 05:53 PM (M7vhK)

192 Chinese eat the cats.
Chinese eat the dogs.
There's markets with bats.
Ask Fauci. He knows.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:53 PM (TJhQg)

193 I do not loathe the deep state enough.

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do No Kill. See also, Vomitus at October 01, 2024 05:54 PM (gxokI)

194 Celebrities and sports people are dropping like flies.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

Yayyy!! Oh, wait, I see what you meant. Never mind.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 01, 2024 05:54 PM (k9OZB)

195 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd
Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM

LOL. Feel good vid of the day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 05:54 PM (ewjUl)

196
The ever helpful Biden junta, that need to choke on a bag of dicks...
"U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken said the department will be announcing his determinations regarding the Israel Defense Forces under the Leahy Law -- which empowers the secretary of state to withhold funding from units of a foreign military accused of human rights violations -- "in the coming days."

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (V13WU)

197 I suspect that iran has at least one complete weapon built and if they think that they are going to lose face they will deploy it
.......

and it will land on some unsuspecting Palestinian dude.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

198 "A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd"

That guy was just flat unlucky.

Posted by: Camela at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

199
195 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd
Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM

LOL. Feel good vid of the day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 05:54 PM (ewjUl)

That happened to Wile E. a lot…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (PCK5/)

200 If your objective is our destruction, you get deported. Citizens/non citizens secondary concerns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (JWQTr)

201 So I gave a little money to a pol running in my area and I get endless texts begging for money now. How is this legal?

I'm also reminded of the people complaining about money in politics and thinking it through it is ultimately because so many people just don't pay attention.

What does money do? Well mostly it buys ads. So our LIVs know who is running and the issues, well, a skewed version at least. If voters actually paid attention to this stuff there would be no need but...a significant percentage just don't.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (oZhjI)

202 Squashed like a June bug. Walked right into it.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

203 95...Save the babies! Vote Harris!

Maybe it's just his time of the month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:27 PM (L/fGl)

Huh. Glaude doesn't look like I thought he would. Am surprised.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 05:56 PM (Rbu5d)

204 moar ..

"Three missiles were fired from Israeli fighter aircraft outside of Iran in Friday morning’s very limited strike, according to a senior U.S. official.

The Israelis were targeting an air defense radar site near Isfahan that’s part of the protection of the Natanz nuclear facility, the official said. The first assessment is that the strike took out the site, but assessment hasn’t been completed, the official said."

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (V13WU)

205 Paying for CNN is way worse than paying for porn. Talk about no respect.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

206 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd
Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes at October 01, 2024 05:49 PM

LOL. Feel good vid of the day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 05:54 PM (ewjUl)

That happened to Wile E. a lot…
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (PCK5/)
----
Did anyone check to see if it was an ACME (TM) brand missile?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (BpYfr)

207 CNN is going to be eating cats dogs and rats or they're going to starve.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (TJhQg)

208 "A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd"

That guy was just flat unlucky.
Posted by: Camela at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)


Wow.

That was definitely God saying, "Sorry, buddy. But, your ticket's punched."

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (eDfFs)

209 >>I can not for the life of me figure out why Israel does not take out Kharg Island, Iran. Sure, China is pissed but Russia steps up to the plate and makes a mint.

We might be a bit pissed as well. Biden has allowed Iran to sell oil helping keep some of the world price for oil down. If Iran stops shipping the price of oil is going up everywhere. I guarantee Biden is pressuring them to not take out Iranian oil. Hope they don't listen.

Did I mention Biden drained the Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level ever?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (LkLld)

210 They are going to start charging $3.99 a month for CNN’s website.

For just slightly more than an order of fries at Mickey D's, you can have Tater's all month!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM (a3Q+t)

211 What's the difference between a communist, a Maoist and a socialist?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (q7hip)

212 Squashed like a June bug. Walked right into it.
Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

Sometimes, death just falls out of the sky onto you. Like a falling toilet seat.

Posted by: Dead Like Me at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (Aqu9a)

213 I will remind you all that October is blood month. Try to avoid the slaughter, mmmkay?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (/UtnQ)

214 Slang in Spanish: Pechonalidad...a combination of pecho (chest) and personalidad (personality)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I like a girl with big personalities.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (L/fGl)

215 I gave a little money to a pol running in my area and I get endless texts begging for money now. How is this legal?

------

Did they offer you a GRILLIONx MATCH if you donate to stop HARRIS' RADICAL AGENDA?

Because if he donates himself less than a grillion times as much as you donate, he's not serious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (awTae)

216 they need to stop BSing about a limited strike...you don't take out radar for the fun of it

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 05:58 PM (V13WU)

217 >>https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd


That guy is this year's winner of The Saint Pancake Award.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (YE0Sv)

218 JackStraw are you watching the Brewers game?

Posted by: Grammie's phone at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (SfhV1)

219 100...Do these people really believe this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (IyPmt)

Yes.
Saw this bumper sticker in the wild on Saturday.
Yes, the driver of the car looked as suspected.
https://tinyurl.com/ysfz7ccy

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Rbu5d)

220 Meanwhile there was a terrorist mass shootng in Jaffa Israel, with 6 Israelis dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Meanwhile in Germany a Syrian injured 31 people and set two fires.

The difference is that Germans voted for it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (IG4Id)

221 Any chance those intelligence officers attended a freak-off?

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (TJhQg)

222 Frank from American Pickers has died.

Do we get to split up his stuff?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle
.......

60 years old. Don't tell me, fell off a ladder in somebody's garage?

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

223
I need to do an evil Joo range session. Putting about 150 rounds through my XM177E2 clone (The Israelis have hundreds of them, and they still use them) and a couple of hundred 9mm through my gen-u-ine Israeli police trade-in Jericho 941

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (y9nCu)

224 That happened to Wile E. a lot…
Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (PCK5/)
----
Did anyone check to see if it was an ACME (TM) brand missile?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 05:57 PM

Did it make the classic whistle noise from the cartoon as it fell? Because that would be awesome!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (ewjUl)

225 "flat unlucky"

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Z8Yh2)

226 Take my trans wife. Please.

She thinks cleaning is a city in China.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (JWQTr)

227 There's your target.

>>The Israelis were targeting an air defense radar site near Isfahan that’s part of the protection of the Natanz nuclear facility, the official said.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (LkLld)

228 gave a little money to a pol running in my area and I get endless texts begging for money

Ahhh the NRA gambit.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (VXcWv)

229 Israel should be taking out Iran's oil refineries -- hit them in the pocketbook where it counts.

Of course, the Junta would likely send them more billions of dollars to compensate ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (OZ5XL)

230 What's the difference between a communist, a Maoist and a socialist?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Real Maoism has been tried?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (L/fGl)

231 "Rat Patrol" was trade water for gasoline."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (x0n13)

Admit it: You wanted Eric Braeden to beat the shit out of Chistopher George.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (j4U/Z)

232 I predict a traffic collapse, which they think will be acceptable because who wouldn't pay $4 a month in this inflationary economy to access their glorious content?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom and Searcher of Wagshambas at October 01, 2024 05:52 PM (M7vhK)

The same people that didn't want to pay the discounted fee for CNN+ causing it to be cancelled after a month or so...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 01, 2024 06:00 PM (k9OZB)

233 >>JackStraw are you watching the Brewers game?

Yes ma'am. Although I prefer to think of it as the Mets game.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 06:01 PM (LkLld)

234 That guy is this year's winner of The Saint Pancake Award.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM

It is an honor for him just to be nominated!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 06:01 PM (ewjUl)

235 She thinks cleaning is a city in China.

Near Coo King.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:01 PM (VXcWv)

236 "A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd"

That guy was just flat unlucky.

Posted by: Camela at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)
______________________

I can relate.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 01, 2024 06:01 PM (YqDXo)

237 He was messing with his cell phone instead of looking up..

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 06:02 PM (PCK5/)

238 174 Read after one trip he loved handling out Mao's Little Red Book

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (fwDg9)

I could see Kumala doing sex shows popping that out of her...well...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

239 223
I need to do an evil Joo range session. Putting about 150 rounds through my XM177E2 clone (The Israelis have hundreds of them, and they still use them) and a couple of hundred 9mm through my gen-u-ine Israeli police trade-in Jericho 941
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (y9nCu)


Genie-u-ine!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 06:03 PM (x0n13)

240 I like how you can see the shadow of the rocket just before impact, like in the cartoons.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 06:03 PM (vFG9F)

241 >>60 years old. Don't tell me, fell off a ladder in somebody's garage?

Posted by: wth

Sounds like he's been pretty disabled after a stroke a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Aviator at October 01, 2024 06:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

242 182 174 Read after one trip he loved handling out Mao's Little Red Book
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 05:50 PM (fwDg9)

John Lennon thought that was lame-ass stuff, would NOT get you laid…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (PCK5/)

Not unless you were Mao.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

243
Yes.
Saw this bumper sticker in the wild on Saturday.
Yes, the driver of the car looked as suspected.
https://tinyurl.com/ysfz7ccy
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Rbu5d)


Magnetic sticker, removable. Indicates a lack of commitment

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 06:04 PM (y9nCu)

244 >>I like how you can see the shadow of the rocket just before impact, like in the cartoons.


That video really should have ended with a 'Meep-Meep'.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:04 PM (YE0Sv)

245 Did I mention Biden drained the Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level ever?
Posted by: JackStraw

The MSM doesn't report that.

So Isreal will be blamed for the rise in gas prices

Which is what Steven Chi wanted.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (FxH7T)

246 183 Wait, I thought it was Taco Tuesdays?

What was nurse's belly rub day?

Rapey Thursdays?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 05:51 PM (PDf99)

Apparently in prison, if the joke it to be believed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

247 What the hell are "African American Studies," anyway?

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

248 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

249 I like how you can see the shadow of the rocket just before impact, like in the cartoons.
Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 06:03 PM (vFG9F)


It would have been awesome if he had whipped out a little white flag that says HELP!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (vtRd1)

250 247 What the hell are "African American Studies," anyway?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

Easy?

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM (PCK5/)

251 A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

-
And you guys doubted the existence of Jew genies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:06 PM (L/fGl)

252 Did I mention Biden drained the Strategic Oil Reserve to the lowest level ever?
Posted by: JackStraw

The MSM doesn't report that.

So Isreal will be blamed for the rise in gas prices

Which is what Steven Chi wanted.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 01, 2024 06:05 PM


Don't forget that Trump asked pelosi to give him the $$$$ to fill up the SPR when oil prices were in the toilet after covid hit and she refused to give him the money so he would not get a big political win during an election year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

253 Not a nice way to go..but quick I guess

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 06:07 PM (/6GbT)

254 did that guy drop his phone? it sure looked like he dropped his phone!....anyway

Posted by: DanMan at October 01, 2024 06:07 PM (8uzBS)

255 What the hell are "African American Studies," anyway?
Posted by: Rachel Corrie
......

OK...
uh no, I better not.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

256 >>The MSM doesn't report that.

>>So Isreal will be blamed for the rise in gas prices

>>Which is what Steven Chi wanted.

For that and other reasons I'd rather see them target the nuclear facility. What the media also rarely reports is that Iran is right on the cusp of having a nuclear weapon and they are crazy enough to use one.

Flatten the nuclear facilities and take out a few nuclear scientists and by a few I mean all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 06:08 PM (LkLld)

257

Shots fired outside Israel embassy in Stockholmistan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 06:08 PM (x0n13)

258 He was messing with his cell phone instead of looking up..
Posted by: tubal


"Swipe right for the next goat"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 06:08 PM (yL/az)

259 Shots fired outside Israel embassy in Stockholmistan.

==

again ? there was an incident earlier today.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 06:09 PM (V13WU)

260 217 >>https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd


That guy is this year's winner of The Saint Pancake Award.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (YE0Sv)

'ceptin' he wasn't trying to get in the way of the missile like St. Pancake.

Hmmm...now I'm hungry for pancakes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

261 At a bare minimum, permanently jerk their security clearances. Anyone caught sharing classified information with these people should be charged with treason, including the above signatories. It is way past time to drop the friggen hammer on these treasonous bastards.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2024 06:10 PM (6KkyI)

262 >>He was messing with his cell phone instead of looking up..
Posted by: tubal

Probably ordering an umbrella from Amazon.

Posted by: Aviator at October 01, 2024 06:10 PM (HQ9Sl)

263 Shots fired outside Israel embassy in Stockholmistan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
.......

I thought Sweden was paying all these Musloids to leave?

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

264 He was messing with his cell phone instead of looking up..
Posted by: tubal


"You may be our next Grand Prize Winner!"

Posted by: Publishers Clearing House at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (Aqu9a)

265 219 100...Do these people really believe this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 05:28 PM (IyPmt)

Yes.
Saw this bumper sticker in the wild on Saturday.
Yes, the driver of the car looked as suspected.
https://tinyurl.com/ysfz7ccy

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Rbu5d)

One house on my street with Kumala/Waltz sign on it. So tempted to put a sign next to it with Biden pointing, saying "I did that!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

266 Genuine American Gibberish.

https://is.gd/yNqoka

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (L/fGl)

267 >>He was messing with his cell phone instead of looking up..


He was leaving 1 Star Yelp Reviews for the Kosher Deli across the street.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (YE0Sv)

268 Over half of Diddy's victims talked to the police just after their assault. Some even talked with the FBI. Why did it take so long to go after him? Whoever was protecting Diddy needs the gibbet.

http://tiny.cc/hg7ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (Odg76)

269 221 Any chance those intelligence officers attended a freak-off?

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 05:59 PM (TJhQg)

Monkey Poxathon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (ynpvh)

270 https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd
---
Normally, I wouldn't laugh at such tragedy.

But that was pretty damn funny.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

271 "Did the iron dome do its job?"

yeah, that and the Razor ... it got a lot, not sure how many got through and hit meaningful targets. In this age of instant gratification, I Want Answers NOW!

ha, but I have not seen any damage assessment.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2024 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

272 Here's the man who killed a Tel Aviv terrorist.

http://tiny.cc/vg7ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 06:14 PM (Odg76)

273 Shots fired outside Israel embassy in Stockholmistan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 06:08 PM (x0n13)

That's Helsinki, Sweden.

Posted by: News Anchor from Die Hard at October 01, 2024 06:14 PM (PDf99)

274 Probably ordering an umbrella from Amazon.
Posted by: Aviator at October 01, 2024 06:10 PM (HQ9Sl)
---
Wouldn't have helped much.

"Made in China by ACME Corporation"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:15 PM (BpYfr)

275 Helluva business plan, Brian.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Big news about CNN today: CNN's website, one of the most popular news sites in the world, is starting to ask some users to pay $3.99 a month for access — laying the first bricks in a paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:15 PM (L/fGl)

276 He was leaving 1 Star Yelp Reviews for the Kosher Deli across the street.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:11 PM (YE0Sv)

That pastrami is worth +3 stars by itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:15 PM (PDf99)

277 275 Helluva business plan, Brian.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Big news about CNN today: CNN's website, one of the most popular news sites in the world, is starting to ask some users to pay $3.99 a month for access — laying the first bricks in a paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:15 PM (L/fGl)

What does he consider popular?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:15 PM (ynpvh)

278 Don't ask that guy for money, he's flat broke.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (ewjUl)

279 Why just some users? And didn't they try to paywall news with CNN+? Which was a huge disaster? A Homeric disaster?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (PDf99)

280 >>Normally, I wouldn't laugh at such tragedy.

But that was pretty damn funny.


I watched a Mouse Trap style car wreck in Newark NJ that was an insane series of events resulting in the instigator of the accident taking out a giant street/lamp post.

...which broke its safety bolts and crushed the offending driver.

Whole thing happened pretty quickly until the impact with the post. The resulting flattening, though...that was in slow motion.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (YE0Sv)

281 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Big news about CNN today: CNN's website, one of the most popular news sites in the world, is starting to ask some users to pay $3.99 a month for access — laying the first bricks in a paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism.

And assorted Little Debbie snacks, lots and lots of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (ewjUl)

282 "CNN's journalism"
......

Now that there is funny.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

283 278 Don't ask that guy for money, he's flat broke.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (ewjUl)

He can ask Rachel Corrie for style tips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:17 PM (PDf99)

284 Anjanette Comer

Aimee Thanatogenos

The Loved One.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:17 PM (VXcWv)

285 Headline: "Kamala Harris calls Iran a destabilizing force in Middle East".

Did I do that?--Kamala Harris

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

286 CNN should just turn themselves into a SitCom.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 01, 2024 06:18 PM (/UtnQ)

287 "A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.
And you guys doubted the existence of Jew genies!"

Just as God somehow got Trump to move his head at the right time, this other guy somehow walked in just the right path to meet his fate.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2024 06:19 PM (Cus5s)

288 Normally, I wouldn't laugh at such tragedy.

But that was pretty damn funny.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

Yeah, I'm conflicted. I don't want to keep watching it, because it seems like it lessens my humanity a bit, but...

It's kind of amazing. And cartoonish.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 06:19 PM (OX9vb)

289 NOOD Quickies

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

290 281 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Big news about CNN today: CNN's website, one of the most popular news sites in the world, is starting to ask some users to pay $3.99 a month for access — laying the first bricks in a paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism.

And assorted Little Debbie snacks, lots and lots of them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 06:16 PM (ewjUl)

-----------------

It can't cost much to hire useless idiots who just pull shit out of their asses and scream "Bad Orange Man!" over and over.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:22 PM (ov3uv)

291 One night only!!!

https://tinyurl.com/yjebbs5r

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

292 198 "A Palestinian hit by Iranian missile debris.

https://tinyurl.com/2nxk8pbd"

That guy was just flat unlucky.

Posted by: Camela at October 01, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)
----
Well 'flat' yes ...... unlucky? No, he's meeting with 72 Virginians or Helen Thomas, I forget which, but love is love!

Posted by: Ciampino - flying sewer pipes ftw at October 01, 2024 06:38 PM (qfLjt)

293 Little Debbie snacks

That whore makes trash.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:39 PM (VXcWv)

294 229
Iran has refineries? I thought they didn't and had to import gasoline?

Posted by: Ciampino - well it wasn't a toilet seat at October 01, 2024 06:50 PM (qfLjt)

295 ) Hot girls are waiting for you on -- Nu21.eu

Posted by: Osenna at October 01, 2024 06:55 PM (59HJP)

296 People thought McCain was a Manchurian candidate.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (TJhQg)

297 I watched a Mouse Trap style car wreck in Newark NJ that was an insane series of events resulting in the instigator of the accident taking out a giant street/lamp post.
_______________

High school kid here was texting while driving (always a good idea) and took out a fire hydrant when cut a turn too short.

Very impressive plume of water, and the surf was definitely up by the bottom of the hill he was on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

298 @brianstelter
Big news about CNN today: CNN's website, one of the most popular news sites in the world, is starting to ask some users to pay $3.99 a month for access — laying the first bricks in a paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism.
__________________

CNN is only popular because it features the Love Spud.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

299 Moo Deng is going to murder someone as soon as he's able to.

Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (q177U)

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