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Tay-Tay Lorenz Has Burned Her Last Legacy Media Bridge; Will Open a Substack

This gibbering lunatic Old will probably make more money there. But at least we can ignore her.

Tech culture columnist Taylor Lorenz is striking out on her own, exiting The Washington Post to launch her own publication on the Substack platform.

Lorenz is launching User Magazine, which will "cover technology from the user side. It's about who has power on the internet and how that power is being wielded," she says.

"I just wanted to get out of legacy media. I feel like it's just really, really difficult to do the kind of reporting that I want to do on the internet within these kind of older institutions as a primary job," Lorenz tells The Hollywood Reporter in an interview. "I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience. I like to be very vocal online, obviously. And I just think all of that is really hard to do in the roles that are available at these legacy institutions."

She also wants to defame people without fact-checking or calling them for comment. She's gotten in trouble for that repeatedly.


"I think also legacy institutions generally have just really struggled to cover the internet in any meaningful way, I think that they often sort of shy away from the internet," she adds. "I write about the attention economy, and I write about the content creator industry, and I just want complete autonomy to write and do and say whatever I want, and engage a little bit more directly with my readers, with the public, when it comes to my work."

As a general rule, women like working in established institutions, and men are more likely to strike out on their own. This woman was let go, but I guess they're pretending this was her choice.

The Washington Post is so successful that they have to fire people every few months.


Mollie
@MZHemingway

While it's good that the Washington Post finally got rid of this cruel and deranged activist with only a tenuous grasp on reality, that they harbored her for years is to their great shame and discredit.


Posted by: Ace at 12:30 PM




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1 Meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 12:30 PM (6TWkg)

2 Good morning, ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 12:30 PM (6TWkg)

3 Nooding duties performed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 01, 2024 12:30 PM (O7YUW)

4 No loss to humanity!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (EHWsV)

5 Oh no!

Anyway…

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (u73oe)

6 First!!

Posted by: Rob at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (VipXB)

7 Taylor can always wait until next year when she's eligible for social security.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (6TWkg)

8 It's heartbreaking to see an aging horse put out to pasture.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (N1DT3)

9 Hi Ace.
Thought this might catch your attention.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

10 "I write about the attention economy"

checks out

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

11 Awwwwww.... look, my field of fucks, it be barren.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

12 Anyone have the link for Tay-Tay's OF page?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM (Ectld)

13 I've only heard about this creature here; I don't think I've ever read anything of hers that Ace or the cobs didn't quote. Has she ever published a book of her essays or commentary, or anything resembling that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (J2vNu)

14 Who's going to be her Domstack?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (U7wke)

15 Anyone have the link for Tay-Tay's OF page?
Posted by: Ribbed

*vomits excorist level vomit*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (CIS44)

16 Lorenz is launching User Magazine, which will "cover technology from the user side.

So she's going to tell us what we already know because we already experience it? Great journalistic model there.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (/y8xj)

17 Happy US Government Fiscal Year New Year's Day 2025! Be sure to have your commanders' funds requests submitted before the mean old Republicans take away all of your money.

Is Taylor going to be doing like an advice column or a daily horoscope?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2024 12:33 PM (YIxO9)

18 "*vomits excorist level vomit*"

You're welcome.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:33 PM (Ectld)

19 Don't let the door hit you in the flat ass

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at October 01, 2024 12:33 PM (10h5m)

20 >>>Will Open a Substack

She'd be better off doing GILF porn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (i24o9)

21 Poor poor tay tay got fired. Learn how to? She's too dumb to learn how to do anything of real value.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (C26rB)

22 Anyone have the link for Tay-Tay's OF page?

Posted by: Ribbed

I believe she's on GoldenFans.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (hCzfy)

23 Meanwhile, Hezbollah fired a few rockets at Tel Aviv, there was a terrorist attack in Jaffa south of Tel Aviv, and an Iranian ballistic missile attack on Israel is expected sometime in the next few hours.

Happy Monday!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna)

24 Tell the truth. Lorenz is really going into Assisted Living. No shame in it.

Posted by: A Place For Mom at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (CV8a5)

25 "Sponsored by AARP, and a few reverse mortgage companies, uh . . . and some incontinence products"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (YyT8D)

26 She looks good enough, but the bad mind is a drawback.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

27 Good God i don't think i ever want to meet the poor soul who would voluntarily, unironically, with their own money, for non-research purposes, subscribe to this chick's substack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (DDGz9)

28 Send her to the glue factory.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (imCDr)

29 May she have all the success she so richly deserves.

And not a smidgen more.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (6isAc)

30 Tech culture columnist Taylor Lorenz is striking out on her own

She can finally realize her "right to be forgotten".

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (fDXgc)

31 Hello fellow kids!
-Tay

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:35 PM (CIS44)

32 I've only heard about this creature here; I don't think I've ever read anything of hers that Ace or the cobs didn't quote. Has she ever published a book of her essays or commentary, or anything resembling that?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (J2vNu)

No. And if she did, do not waste your money.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (C26rB)

33 She ain't OF material. She's barely even a twitch bitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (DDGz9)

34 "says that it will "cover technology from the user side,"

We have a Pixy.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (O7YUW)

35 Remind me again, who's the big tech company that was her not-so-secret patron?

The one that was ensuring the internet was generally scrubbed of any negative facts on her?

I suppose firing her points to that, that the Post no longer feels big tech is to be as much feared.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (BnEjh)

36
Taylor can always wait until next year when she's eligible for social security.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 12:31 PM


She's probably get more money by learning "No English, refuge" in Spanish, taking a trip to Mexico and walking back across the border and repeating the phrase to Border Patrol.

How did we get here? This is not my beautiful house...

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (RKVpM)

37 Mollie
@MZHemingway

While it's good that the Washington Post finally got rid of this cruel and deranged activist with only a tenuous grasp on reality, that they harbored her for years is to their great shame and discredit.


I don't often disagree with Mollie, but I will here. WaPo has no credit or shame to be dissed.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

38 I think her publication should be called “USED” rather than User.

She is a skank.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (fpVC1)

39 User? Like meth users.

Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (FuCE/)

40 Who?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (tU7vi)

41 I just really wanted to get out of legacy media and that pesky steady paycheck.

Sure ya did!

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (p4NUW)

42 > Will Open a Substack

She'd be better off doing GILF porn.
----------
Ummm.... yea, about that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

43
The amount of scalps Tayolor Lorenz has gathered amongst her journalism profession should not make her any friends in the industry. I hope she hires people just like her, and has to deal with their demands.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (+oR7L)

44 They're cutting her column-inches to make space for the return of the Dondi comic strip.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (YIxO9)

45 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
1m
Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (K3B2k)

-------------

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (tU7vi)

46 good afternoon, everyone!

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (KRtlO)

47 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

48 Have I been living under a rock? I have no friggin idea who this Taylor Lorenz person is.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (vNIMs)

49 How do I get information here on world events before the news sites have it?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (B0mGw)

50 Gee, where'd they get the money for such things?

@BNONews 3m
BREAKING: Iran has launched missiles towards Israel, IDF says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (IG4Id)

51 No way this haggerly old scold left voluntarily. She was fired or pushed out. How do I know? Read her interview. It's dripping with bile against her former employer and indeed its entire media model. People leaving a job voluntarily for something better don't publicly throw shit on the walls on their way out. She did. She sounds angry and vindictive -- as if she was involuntarily shitcanned. Which I'm sure she was.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

52 "Sponsored by AARP, and a few reverse mortgage companies, uh . . . and some incontinence products"

Can a place with pictures of nosehair and urchins in a****les afford to throw stones?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (xCA6C)

53 Who?

I know I'm open to older entertainments, but you have to draw a line somewhere.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

54 Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

Don't worry, I'm in charge!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna)

55 Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.
Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (K3B2k)

Surprise!

Posted by: October at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (imCDr)

56 26 She looks good enough, but the bad mind is a drawback.
Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024

That’s called a filter.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (p4NUW)

57 Maybe she'll meet a #hagmaxxer and live happily ever after off social media.

Posted by: Nah. We couldn't be that lucky. at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (OClqp)

58 Good afternoon Ace. Lorenz has age, sex and mental handicap discrimination claims.
Also it appears Iran has launched ballistic missiles at Israel . Air raid sirens in Tel Aviv and other cities.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (RTfY1)

59 Who?

Linebacker for the Giants, I believe.

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (fDXgc)

60 "Missiles away!..... why are they turning back Achmed? Why are they turning back.... WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ACHMED!!!!!????"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (DDGz9)

61 user magazine

bet a lot of the homeless in los angeles will not realize it's not about them.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:38 PM (CWTWj)

62 When you're too crazy for WaPo, you're too crazy period.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (L/fGl)

63 Out on the streets at 29. Go fund me for Taytay?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (ewjUl)

64 Guess Bulwark wasn't interested in hiring another conservative writer with bona fides?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (IHRQq)

65 She ain't OF material. She's barely even a twitch bitch.

She ain't Ackbar material. And there's something for everybody.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (/y8xj)

66 She is only 39 and is actually pretty hot.

Posted by: wtf at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (RqMDa)

67 28 Send her to the glue factory.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I've been hearing about glue factories for many decades, but have never seen one. Or, Aspirin Factories, either.

Posted by: Contact High at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (CV8a5)

68 tay-tay and tay-tay. both of them are effen weird.

That is all.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (89Sog)

69 Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

https://tinyurl.com/4d6bsyzf

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (uxCna)

70 Iron Dome and David's Sling are firing antiballistic missiles at something.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (RTfY1)

71 Should be called Used.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (ewjUl)

72 This hag is (was?) wired into Twitter hardcore, so look for her to try to continue to use Social Media for bullying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (xcxpd)

73 Anyone have the link for Tay-Tay's OF page?

Posted by: Ribbed

I believe she's on GoldenFans.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 01, 2024 12:34 PM (hCzfy)

---------------

What, GoldenShowers wasn't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (tU7vi)

74 She is only 39 and is actually pretty hot.
Posted by: wtf at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (RqMDa)

Her head is shaped like a fucking rugby ball.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (DDGz9)

75 Oh Lord, may the Iranian missiles be duds. Lend support to the Iranian people to overthrow the devils that rule over them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (6iIV/)

76 re 57: shoe on head did that today.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (CWTWj)

77 Will we ever know how old she is, she managed to get her birth year wiped from the internet which is pretty incredible in this day and age.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (FCrpy)

78 Her head is shaped like a fucking rugby ball.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Leave us out of this!
-Rugby Balls

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (CIS44)

79 Did I just hear Bongino say that Iran has already fired the ballistic missile?

Not seeing that anywhere else.

Posted by: spypeach at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (UuB/1)

80 "Sponsored by AARP, and a few reverse mortgage companies, uh . . . and some incontinence products"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024


***
"Brought to you by HurryCane"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

81 I am going to have to go and borrow two fvcks from the neighbors to care about this "news", I am fresh out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (QNSds)

82 At least 100 missiles fired from Iran at military bases in central & southern Israel,
@IsraelHayomHeb reports.


Twelve minutes.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

83 39 in dog years?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (6iIV/)

84 Power on the internet. You mean like power over the internet to shield seemingly the most trivial personal details of a public figure, like how old she is? that kind of power on the internet??

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (muRIc)

85 > Read her interview. It's dripping with bile against her former employer and indeed its entire media model.

I look forward to TayTay fully and completely torching every last scintilla of goodwill any of her former co-workers had for her. She can't help herself. Her most loyal defenders at WaPo are going to be the most cruelly defamed by this crazy biddy.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (Odg76)

86 Lozer Magazine

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (fDXgc)

87 Iron Dome and David's Sling are firing antiballistic missiles at something.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (RTfY1)

-------------

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Jihadi?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (tU7vi)

88 Tay-Tay needed to Go-Go.

Bye tay tay, I barely knew you, fortunately.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

89 tay-tay and tay-tay. both of them are effen weird.

That is all.
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 01, 2024


***
What an . . . interesting . . . team-up that would make. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

90 an Iranian ballistic missile attack on Israel is expected sometime in the next few hours.
---
Yeah, this is the big news today. The US has hinted strongly that it will enter the fray if Iran attacks Israel directly.

As the old southern saying goes, this is coming right down to the nut cuttin.'

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (paSBy)

91 Nice to know we funded the goat rapers missles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (imCDr)

92 Lozenge will find ready employment at any DC based NGO.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (LNl9z)

93 Hemingway says it's a shame and discredit to WaPo. Wait. How WaPo be any more shameful and discredited than they already are?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (rwlGT)

94 Happy US Government Fiscal Year New Year's Day 2025! Be sure to have your commanders' funds requests submitted before the mean old Republicans take away all of your money.

Is Taylor going to be doing like an advice column or a daily horoscope?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

My son has been working his ass off trying to get a couple of contracts out the door before end of fiscal year. He just got a promotion. He was also moving to a rental house, closing on the house they're selling, getting a survey done for the property where they will be planting their new house, and dealing with his wife full of pregnancy hormones and morning sickness.
He is dealing with stress by starting to smoke again.
Anyone who might want to toss some prayers up for him would be appreciated.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (4XwPj)

95 Taylor Low-rent

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (DDGz9)

96 83 39 in dog years?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:41 PM (6iIV/)

She looks good for 273.

Posted by: Gotta be the preservatives at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (OClqp)

97 I forgot the goofballs on here who say Taylor Swift is not attractive. Ms. Lorenz has no chance at all.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

98 She is only 39 and is actually pretty hot.
Posted by: wtf at October 01, 2024 12:39 PM (RqMDa)

Ummm. Yeah. At 39, she's a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (C26rB)

99 That's a lot of missiles coming down near Te Aviv. Looks like more than can be intercepted.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (hCzfy)

100 Lorenz is launching User Magazine, which will "cover technology from the user side.


Nah, she named it after her MO - using others by outing them or calling them various types of scumbags, to get clicks and headlines for herself.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (aBgBM)

101 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
1m
Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (K3B2k)


Weeee!

Posted by: Slide into WWIII at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (i24o9)

102 Looks like Tel Avi is under missile attack:

https://tinyurl.com/2su68mhc

Posted by: pawn at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (QB+5g)

103 If you're a Mullah, do you risk hiding underground?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (YyT8D)

104 Will we ever know how old she is, she managed to get her birth year wiped from the internet which is pretty incredible in this day and age.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 01, 2024


***
Hey, she could teach us how to do that!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

105 Tay Tay represents the 95% of the single women in the country who want full term abortions on demand and are also over 70 years old

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (nOTzr)

106 Not seeing that anywhere else.

Not a lot of info but...

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/ news/397039

(Delete space after com/.)

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (/y8xj)

107 103 If you're a Mullah, do you risk hiding underground?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (YyT8D)

=======

Well, let me page them and see what they say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

108 antiball-istic pagers

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (NMT5x)

109 Not seeing that anywhere else.
Posted by: spypeach


How many do you want?

@BillMelugin_ 5m
BREAKING: Colleague @TreyYingst
live on air now reporting Israeli military tells him Iran has just fired ballistic missiles at Israel.

@IDF 7m
All Israeli civilians are in bomb shelters as rockets from Iran are fired at Israel.

@joelpollak 8m
Israelis have been ordered to bomb shelters. Iran is attacking.

@BillMelugin_
MASSIVE ballistic missile attack under live on @FoxNews now. Multiple impacts already seen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (IG4Id)

110 3rd wave of rocket alerts in central Israel; explosions reported in multiple areas of Israel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (uxCna)

111 She's just bitter no men are drilling for her.

Posted by: Hilti at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (Ybyk2)

112 Madamemayhem (uppity wench) , though you said she was suffering from moron sickness.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (rwlGT)

113 Yeah, this is the big news today. The US has hinted strongly that it will enter the fray if Iran attacks Israel directly.

As the old southern saying goes, this is coming right down to the nut cuttin.'
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (paSBy)

My hunch is the junta does absolutely nothing, destroying their credibility and ability to fuck around in international politics, and hopefully sparing humanity any further malign influence on world events in the future.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (DDGz9)

114 She is now unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

115 She's just bitter no men are drilling for her.
Posted by: Hilti

No Tay, Elon still doesn't want to date you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (CIS44)

116 Looks like a scene from Star Wars over Beirut. Many impacts seen, also some interceptions.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (2cS/G)

117 "Yeah, this is the big news today. The US has hinted strongly that it will enter the fray if Iran attacks Israel directly."

Uncle Joe says a lot of things. But they are down in the polls, so...

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (Ectld)

118 Stay safe, Israeli Morons.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (DDGz9)

119 110 3rd wave of rocket alerts in central Israel; explosions reported in multiple areas of Israel.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (uxCna)

======

Is Iran ensuring that there are zero children getting bombed?

That's the metric on a well-fought war, right? It's what the US demands of Israel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

120 Remember 2017-2021 when war wasn’t breaking out all over? That was nice.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (u73oe)

121 I meant over Tel Aviv, not Beirut.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 12:45 PM (2cS/G)

122 Sounds like Iran has entered the FA phase. Hopefully FO will commence shortly.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (kgE5c)

123 She looks good for 273.
Posted by: Gotta be the preservatives


She's no Sefton. He looks great for 4,578.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (v6JzV)

124 >>>@BillMelugin_
MASSIVE ballistic missile attack under live on @FoxNews now. Multiple impacts already seen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------------------------

Soon escorted to oblivion by the IAF.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (rwlGT)

125 Sounds like Iran has entered the FA phase. Hopefully FO will commence shortly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Bibi seemed to say that stage was coming sooner than anyone expected.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (CIS44)

126 Is having a substack just like having a blog?
What's the difference?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (A+AXF)

127 lorenz taylor looks ok to me, but i'm a lot older. on the other hand i would apply the groucho marx rule: i wouldn't go out with any woman who would have me as a boyfriend (and i've been there)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (CWTWj)

128 Watching a missile attack in real time is definitely strange. Also there's been a terrorist shooting in Jaffa , at least four injured

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (RTfY1)

129 102 Looks like Tel Avi is under missile attack:

https://tinyurl.com/2su68mhc
Posted by: pawn at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (QB+5g)

Funded by the Obama and Biden administrations.

Posted by: Giving money to terrorist countries is BAD at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (OClqp)

130 >>>At least 100 missiles fired from Iran at military bases in central & southern Israel,

*insert meme about missiles from Israel by U.S. taxpayers and missiles against Israel somehow also brought to you by U.S. taxpayers*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

131 Be a shame if Israel drops a nuke on Tehran...

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (V13WU)

132 'American Pickers' star Frank Fritz (the heavier short guy) dead at 60

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (RHGPo)

133 @BNONews 3m
BREAKING: Iran has launched missiles towards Israel, IDF says


Didn't someone just say yesterday in the comments that Iran had to do something because they promised protection for Hamas/Hezbo/etc. and didn't do jack?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (2ocoG)

134 The US Gov knows about the missiles guaranteed. Which means the media knows. The narrative is being polished now.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

135
How did we get here? This is not my beautiful house...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (RKVpM)


This shit keeps up, I've got groceries and peanut butter. I just have to remember my three passports and headphones.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (y9nCu)

136 The amount of scalps Tayolor Lorenz has gathered amongst her journalism profession should not make her any friends in the industry. I hope she hires people just like her, and has to deal with their demands.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024


***
The old Hollywood saying:

"Be kind to the people you meet on the way up. You'll see them again on the way down."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

137 107 103 If you're a Mullah, do you risk hiding underground?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 12:43 PM (YyT8D)

=======

Well, let me page them and see what they say.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)
================
We LOL'd.

Posted by: The Mossad at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (4dFVt)

138 On Youtube link, go to 7:41:34 for some Iron Dome action.

Posted by: pawn at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (QB+5g)

139 "Obviously the WaPo was threatened by OrangeManBad and his minions." -- DUmmies

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (FnneF)

140 re 126: i think substack lets you charge people to read your stuff.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:47 PM (CWTWj)

141 Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ewjUl)

142 My hunch is the junta does absolutely nothing, destroying their credibility and ability to fuck around in international politics...

Assuming (which I don't) that FJB actually wants to do anything, do we have the resources or have we sent everything to Ukraine?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (/y8xj)

143 Lorenz is launching User Magazine, which will "cover technology from the user side. It's about who has power on the internet and how that power is being wielded," she says.

This is a real testament to the intuitiveness and user-friendliness of modern technology. Just a few years ago, most people would agree that the elderly struggle with new technology, and now we've reached the point one of them can open a tech magazine! Amazing times.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (06ZJK)

144 Sounds like Iran has entered the FA phase. Hopefully FO will commence shortly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (kgE5c)

Hopefully the FO will involve the Israeli airforce wiping out every air base and missile launch site in Iran, followed by military bases and secret police headquarters.

Remove enough of the regime's toys, and the Iranian people will do the rest.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (gJKGU)

145 No Tay, Elon still doesn't want to date you.
Posted by: BruceWayne
---------------------------

He's too busy impregnating good looking women with great mental acuity.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (rwlGT)

146 >>@BillMelugin_ 5m
BREAKING: Colleague @TreyYingst
live on air now reporting Israeli military tells him Iran has just fired ballistic missiles at Israel

It's October. Surprise!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (LkLld)

147 Somewhere in Tehran

"Candygram for Mullah!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (6iIV/)

148 See guys, this is why Kamala keeps those pages blank. If she had written all over them yesterday, what would she have to write on today as she addresses this new crisis with Iran?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (KbCG3)

149 WW3 and these fucktards are running the country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (imCDr)

150 "It's October. Surprise!"

Coincidence? Let's ask the dog's tail.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (Ectld)

151 Didn't Bibi just say yesterday they know where the Mullahs sleep?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (4dFVt)

152
Be a shame if Israel drops a nuke on Tehran...

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM


Kharg Island. Few civilians, massive damage to Iran's economy.

One bomb, many explosions, many years to fix.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (RKVpM)

153 Is having a substack just like having a blog?
What's the difference?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 01, 2024 12:46 PM (A+AXF)

Platinum memberships.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (i24o9)

154 How many do you want?

DAMN

Posted by: spypeach at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (UuB/1)

155 >>> 113 Yeah, this is the big news today. The US has hinted strongly that it will enter the fray if Iran attacks Israel directly.

As the old southern saying goes, this is coming right down to the nut cuttin.'
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (paSBy)

My hunch is the junta does absolutely nothing, destroying their credibility and ability to fuck around in international politics, and hopefully sparing humanity any further malign influence on world events in the future.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 12:44 PM (DDGz9)

Right, why would they fight *against* Iran when they're getting what they paid for? I'm sure ValJar is smiling wherever she is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (FnneF)

156 She is only 39 and is actually pretty hot.
Posted by: wtf at October 01, 2024


***
From the pic atop the article Ace linked, I'd say so too. Of course we don't know how old or retouched that photo is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

157 Anyone who might want to toss some prayers up for him would be appreciated.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Sending them up.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (EHWsV)

158 The media will say it's retaliation for Israeli provocation.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (4XwPj)

159 "Didn't Bibi just say yesterday they know where the Mullahs sleep?"

No ballz, Bibi.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (Ectld)

160 It's October. Surprise!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (LkLld)

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (i24o9)

161 This is a great way to make sure she is never sued for defamation; she will never have anything worth taking.

Posted by: DatNerd at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (Dp7by)

162 Remember 2017-2021 when war wasn’t breaking out all over? That was nice.

***********

I remember Trump telling Putin if he so much as looked in Ukraine’s general direction Moscow would be turned into a parking lot, so Putin was pretty much a pacifist for 4 years

But you know we can’t re elect him because he called coconut mentally disabled

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (nOTzr)

163 re 141: doesn't matter, the gov't can function for days and days without anyone seeming to be in charge.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (CWTWj)

164 WW3 and these fucktards are running the country.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (imCDr)
---
Worse.

These f*cktards CAUSED World War III just because they believed it would help them in the polls against OrangeManBad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (7fElN)

165 Is having a substack just like having a blog?
What's the difference?


You can make people subscribe (either free or paid) to read certain posts or even certain parts of posts.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

166 Didn't Bibi just say yesterday they know where the Mullahs sleep?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I think this is what he said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDr_D1ig0MA

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

167 At least 100 missiles fired from Iran at military bases in central & southern Israel,

100? Aww, you shouldn't have...

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (OqC0L)

168 >>> 141 Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ewjUl)

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (FnneF)

169 Hot war between Russia and Ukraine.

Hot war between Israel and Iran.

POTUS telling American public they'll need to fund Helene recovery.

Dockworkers strike.

But man, those Trump years sure were chaotic, amirite? Also, he said pussy!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (KbCG3)

170 149 WW3 and these fucktards are running the country.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 12:49 PM (imCDr)

None of this would be happening if Blinken didn't want it.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (2NXcZ)

171 Good point

100 missiles from Iran against Israel.

On Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (6iIV/)

172 What are the odds CBS cancels the debate?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (u73oe)

173 Don't worry, Kamala grew up in a middle class family surrounded by nice lawns.

It's all good.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (LkLld)

174 Thanks Obama, you POS.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (V13WU)

175 131 Be a shame if Israel drops a nuke on Tehran...
Posted by: runner

While funny, it would be a catastrophe. The entire Muslim/Arab world would probably declare war on Israel, and Western powers (basically just the US) couldn't really justify helping them. Turkey might even get involved, dragging NATO in. A real goat rope.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (06ZJK)

176 But man, those Trump years sure were chaotic, amirite? Also, he said pussy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Can't wait til we have a quality candidate.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

177 Think I'll go fill up the gas tank, and maybe get an $11 sammich from Subway.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (YIxO9)

178 She is only 39 and is actually pretty hot.

There's actual evidence that she's older than that, but she's gone to great lengths (including begging lefty Wikipedia editors) to obfuscate her actual age.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (2ocoG)

179 76 re 57: shoe on head did that today.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 01, 2024 12:40 PM (CWTWj)

Heh, yeah I saw that last night so it was top of mind for me. It's funny how things that have been going on for a long time get a new moniker slapped on and so many people act like it's brand new.

Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (OClqp)

180 Won’t you help?

Jessica Kutz
@jkutzie
We put together a list of resources @19th
for those looking to donate in the wake of Hurricane Helene.
We focused on mutual aid groups and organizations on the ground that are helping LGBTQ+ people and people seeking an abortion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

181 176 But man, those Trump years sure were chaotic, amirite? Also, he said pussy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Can't wait til we have a quality candidate.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

========

*nods in agreement*
-The Lump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

182 Somebody should tell Lorenz she is no longer 29.

She is now "29"

Posted by: WEF at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (GUOwU)

183
Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM


I was supposed to get a medical check up today, which got cancelled, but I had a line all rehearsed, "I know you're supposed to give me a cognition test because of my age, but please don't ask me who is the President of the United States! I don't know."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (RKVpM)

184 Netanyahu told them, the other day, that Israel had reach, more reach than they witnessed at Yemen.

How long does it take an F-15/16 to fly from Israel to Iran?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (rwlGT)

185 While funny, it would be a catastrophe. The entire Muslim/Arab world would probably declare war on Israel, and Western powers (basically just the US) couldn't really justify helping them. Turkey might even get involved, dragging NATO in. A real goat rope.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (06ZJK)

no. you are wrong. The Shiite regime is a pariah.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (V13WU)

186 176 But man, those Trump years sure were chaotic, amirite? Also, he said pussy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Can't wait til we have a quality candidate.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

We invited this on the world. Next time, quality candidate or stay home.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

187 >>Think I'll go fill up the gas tank, and maybe get an $11 sammich from Subway.

The Strategic Oil Reserve is at it's lowest level ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (LkLld)

188 Here are pictures of the mass murderers in Tel Aviv who were walking around shooting unarmed people.

http://tiny.cc/2h6ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (Odg76)

189 These f*cktards CAUSED World War III just because they believed it would help them in the polls against OrangeManBad.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 12:50 PM (7fElN)

Kushner said this was Israel's only chance to take on its enemies. Probably thought the FIL would want a negotiated settlement.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (2NXcZ)

190 Iran has just launched 102 missiles at Israel.Some landing in Tel Aviv

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (I1GXe)

191 Send Kerry to talk to Iran now!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 12:53 PM (EHWsV)

192 >>> 169 Hot war between Russia and Ukraine.

Hot war between Israel and Iran.

POTUS telling American public they'll need to fund Helene recovery.

Dockworkers strike.

But man, those Trump years sure were chaotic, amirite? Also, he said pussy!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM (KbCG3)

...and he had two scoops!

TWO SCOOPS DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (FnneF)

193 We invited this on the world. Next time, quality candidate or stay home.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

second look at Jeb! ?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (CIS44)

194 Everyone will stay put and whine.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (V13WU)

195 141 Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ewjUl)

Klaus Schwab

Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (OClqp)

196 Wife and I donated $100 to Samaritan's Purse today for the hurricane victims.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (v6JzV)

197 World always needs more granny pron cast members. All Up in my Substack starring Tay Tay and Methuselah.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (QhAkU)

198 All of Israel is in bomb shelters at the moment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (uxCna)

199 On the way, bitches!

Posted by: James Taylor at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (imCDr)

200 Use-her magazine for toilet paper.

Wait, it's virtual?

Even less value, then.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (OUMaO)

201 If you think this administration will help attack Iran you are out of your mind.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (i7Q7S)

202 Countries like Saudia Arabia would be sending little thank you notes in private to Israel if Tehran became a lake.

They may call themselves Muslims, but they have never forgotten they are Persians who once ruled a vast empire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (6iIV/)

203 People at a cafe atop a Jordanian hotel watching dozens of missile overflights.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (LNl9z)

204 Jessica Kutz
@jkutzie
We put together a list of resources @19th
for those looking to donate in the wake of Hurricane Helene.
We focused on mutual aid groups and organizations on the ground that are helping LGBTQ+ people and people seeking an abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

Let's all take a moment to recognize just how deeply fucked up that is.

Posted by: moment of silence at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (OClqp)

205 WW3 is our October surprise? Wonderful.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (p4NUW)

206 Send Kerry to talk to Iran now!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron


With James Taylor!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

207 So let's see:

Middle East war about to break out
Ukraine war sucking billions
Dock Workers Strike
Hurricane Helene devastation
Slowing Economy

And we have a non functioning President and empty suit Vice President.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

208 If Israel took out the mullahs with a nuke the Arab world would protest a bit and then breathe a sigh of relief. The Arabs don't like the Persians. The Sunnis which most Arabs are don't like the Shia which most Iranians are. The enemy of my enemy is my friend then enemy then friends and ad infinitum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (RTfY1)

209 >>> 195 141 Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (ewjUl)

Klaus Schwab
Posted by: Nothing new under the sun at October 01, 2024 12:54 PM (OClqp)

NO HE IS NOT!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (FnneF)

210 f Israel took out the mullahs with a nuke the Arab world would

==


celebrate

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (V13WU)

211 Avoid the nuke response... do a fuel-air drop on Tehran.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (EHWsV)

212 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
·
1m
Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (K3B2k)

The door has been opened to Iran, Israel. Go for it. Wreck those savages.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (g8Ew8)

213 So, we've got disease, pestilence, economic craziness, WW3, and taxpayer-paid transgender surgeries for illegals.

Anybody gotten word from SMOD yet, because it feels like that's all we are missing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (4dFVt)

214 204 Jessica Kutz
@jkutzie
We put together a list of resources @19th
for those looking to donate in the wake of Hurricane Helene.
We focused on mutual aid groups and organizations on the ground that are helping LGBTQ+ people and people seeking an abortion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 12:52 PM (L/fGl)

Let's all take a moment to recognize just how deeply fucked up that is.
Posted by: moment of silence at October 01, 2024 12:55 PM (OClqp)

"My town got wiped out. We all lost everything. I'm wondering where my next meal will come from. But the real tragedy is that I might end up having to become a mom because of all this!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

215 So let's see:

Middle East war about to break out
Ukraine war sucking billions
Dock Workers Strike
Hurricane Helene devastation
Slowing Economy

And we have a non functioning President and empty suit Vice President.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

I'm commanding, Jack.

Posted by: FJB at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (i24o9)

216 How long does it take an F-15/16 to fly from Israel to Iran?

Gooble maps says ~970 miles from Jerusalem to Tehran. So maybe an hour and a half-ish?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (/y8xj)

217 201.We have Obama, Blinken and Mayorkas, so I have no idea

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (2NXcZ)

218 There's actual evidence that she's older than that, but she's gone to great lengths (including begging lefty Wikipedia editors) to obfuscate her actual age.

Posted by: Ian S.


Yeah, can't go on looks alone. I have a baby-face going and folks still mistake me for in my 30s even though I'm 50something. It's amusing, though not terribly useful.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (OUMaO)

219
On Jimmy Carter's 100th birthday.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:51 PM


My wife is usually dependable information and she said the Air Force is going to do a flyover on the Carter abode in celebration.

So I'm putting 'Heart Attack' on my Jimmy Carter 'cause of death' Bingo card. Moving 'WWIII' to the second position till tomorrow.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (RKVpM)

220 WW3 is our October surprise? Wonderful.
Posted by: Piper


Not WWIII.

3rd World Status is.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (yL/az)

221 207 So let's see:

Middle East war about to break out
Ukraine war sucking billions
Dock Workers Strike
Hurricane Helene devastation
Slowing Economy

And we have a non functioning President and empty suit Vice President.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

Better than mean Tweets.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (KbCG3)

222 This is looking like a truly massive missile attack. Many, many more than 100 missiles.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (paSBy)

223 What the fuck are those carrier groups sitting over there doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (I1GXe)

224 >>> 213 So, we've got disease, pestilence, economic craziness, WW3, and taxpayer-paid transgender surgeries for illegals.

Anybody gotten word from SMOD yet, because it feels like that's all we are missing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (4dFVt)

*sobs*

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (FnneF)

225 Say, just wondering, who is actually president of the United States right now?

Me?

Posted by: Max the Autopilot at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (Ybyk2)

226 do a fuel-air drop on Tehran.

Or drop Stacey Abrams on them

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (6iIV/)

227 I'm commanding, Jack.

Posted by: FJB


He commands jack, alright...

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (OUMaO)

228 World always needs more granny pron cast members. All Up in my Substack starring Tay Tay and Methuselah.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 01, 2024


***
If only Cloris Leachman were still alive, we could have some exciting scenarios with her and Taylor!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

229 Turkey might even get involved, dragging NATO in. A real goat rope.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

It would be Erdogan's chance to recreate the Ottoman Empire. I doubt he'd shed other than crocodile tears over the mullahs. The Turks and the Persians never got along.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (v6JzV)

230 Can a place with pictures of nosehair and urchins in a****les afford to throw stones?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 12:37 PM (xCA6C)

Brave browser is your friend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (6eAks)

231 >>> 226 do a fuel-air drop on Tehran.

Or drop Stacey Abrams on them
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (6iIV/)

Throw in some Vindmans, too, just to be sure.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (FnneF)

232 Ballistic Missiles have been launched by Iran against Israel.

Posted by: 13times at October 01, 2024 12:36 PM (K3B2k)

The door has been opened to Iran, Israel. Go for it. Wreck those savages.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops


Samson Option. Glass their ass.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (yL/az)

233 16 Lorenz is launching User Magazine, which will "cover technology from the user side.

So she's going to tell us what we already know because we already experience it? Great journalistic model there.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 12:32 PM (/y8xj)

Kara Swisher is a hack, but she's had no problem covering this sector for the last 30 years.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (dHWOq)

234 Mullahs been fking around for 45 eyars, destabilized every country in the ME and brought nothing but death and destructions to the arabs - Lebanon and Syria in particular. They have done everything to destabilize the Gulf, including Saudi. No one will miss them. Except maybe Russia, but not too much.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (V13WU)

235 No SMOD but the Earth has a tiny new moonlet in orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 12:59 PM (6iIV/)

236 Every time I hear Biden say "I want a cease fire now", it's sounding more and more like Frank Costanza screaming " serenity now"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (RTfY1)

237 >>> 223 What the fuck are those carrier groups sitting over there doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (I1GXe)

Checking on their fantasy football teams on the WiFi they're not supposed to have?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (FnneF)

238 Checking on their fantasy football teams on the WiFi they're not supposed to have?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Sitting in a tranny seminar?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

239 Is it time to panic yet?

Posted by: LittleMs.Inopulent at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (n0ia0)

240 >>@Charles_Lister

>>NEW -- #Iran has launched ballistic missiles towards #Israel.

>>The attack is underway.

>>Security sources expected 200-300 missiles -- in 2 salvos

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (LkLld)

241 Substack sounds like a large order of subs for a group.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (MQJVv)

242 Who has Beijing attacks in the next week the Republic of China on their bingo card?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (6iIV/)

243 Bribe'em sanctioning more Jews in Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (I1GXe)

244 NO HE IS NOT!!!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill


And his name is Herr Doktor Doktor Schwab! (degrees in engineering and economics)

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (c/Z2E)

245 "No SMOD but the Earth has a tiny new moonlet in orbit."

Just for a month or so.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (B0mGw)

246 >>Security sources expected 200-300 missiles -- in 2 salvos
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (LkLld)

Horrible.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (2NXcZ)

247 Checking on their fantasy football teams on the WiFi they're not supposed to have?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Sitting in a tranny seminar?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

Adjusting to their mandatory estrogen injections, maybe.

Posted by: It's possible at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (OClqp)

248 Who's running the store?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (SfhV1)

249 Yeah, can't go on looks alone. I have a baby-face going and folks still mistake me for in my 30s even though I'm 50something. It's amusing, though not terribly useful.
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 12:57 PM (OUMaO)

Hair is also part of it...if you haven't gone gray/white and have a robust color, folks also think you're younger...by at least a decade in my case...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (exHjb)

250 Updated with video. Looks pretty bad.

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/ news/397039

(Delete space after com/.)

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (/y8xj)

251 237 >>> 223 What the fuck are those carrier groups sitting over there doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (I1GXe)

Checking on their fantasy football teams on the WiFi they're not supposed to have?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (FnneF)

Catching up on the latest episode in their telenovela saga.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (dHWOq)

252 Should I shelve all model projects and start on the Academy 1/32 F-16I Sufa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (6iIV/)

253 Biden's been sending our reserve electrical equipment to Ukraine. Victims of Helene are going to be out of power for a long time because we've sent our reserve of power transformers and other essential equipment overseas.

http://tiny.cc/ti6ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (Odg76)

254 236 Every time I hear Biden say "I want a cease fire now", it's sounding more and more like Frank Costanza screaming " serenity now"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (RTfY1)

Isn't that the name of an adult diaper

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (2NXcZ)

255 248 Who's running the store?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:02 PM (SfhV1)

Some management company that's a distant subsidiary of Blackrock.

Posted by: Also possible at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (OClqp)

256 What the fuck are those carrier groups sitting over there doing?
Posted by: Ben Had


Not taking the bait. Remember, THEY are in charge, not Biden/Blinken/Sullivan.

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (QrkKu)

257 "I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience.
-------

She wants her appeal to become more selective

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (LCr8f)

258 >>>This gibbering lunatic Old will probably make more money there.

But ... why? Who could her audience possibly be?

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (VnUSN)

259 The mullahs have been back on their heels a couple times, always rescued by the US government. It makes me sick.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (Z8Yh2)

260 Who has Beijing attacks in the next week the Republic of China on their bingo card?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (6iIV/)


I thought Beijing was the capital of the Republic of China?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (5AVMW)

261 Finally some good news.

Sean “Diddy” Combs Is No Longer On Suicide Watch, Has Visited With Family In Prison

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (L/fGl)

262 What are the Houthi catpaws doing right now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (6iIV/)

263 What the fuck are those carrier groups sitting over there doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2024 12:58 PM (I1GXe)

Checking on their fantasy football teams on the WiFi they're not supposed to have?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (FnneF)

Catching up on the latest episode in their telenovela saga.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


Sabado Gigante FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (yL/az)

264 Second seal is all out war. Just saying...

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (B0mGw)

265 8 dead, 7 injured in the shooting attack, per JT. Als, terrorists in a hotel in Herzliya (sp).

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (2cS/G)

266 Possible terrorist attack at a hotel in Herzliyah.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (paSBy)

267 >>> 253 Biden's been sending our reserve electrical equipment to Ukraine. Victims of Helene are going to be out of power for a long time because we've sent our reserve of power transformers and other essential equipment overseas.

http://tiny.cc/ti6ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (Odg76)

Spiteful cvnts...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (FnneF)

268 Sabado Gigante FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (yL/az)

Those chicks are HOT

Posted by: Muy calibers at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (OClqp)

269 Republic of China is Taiwan.

Beijing is Peoples Republic of China

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (6iIV/)

270 >>NEW -- #Iran has launched ballistic missiles towards #Israel.

Pardon my ignorance, does Israel have ballistic missiles for return fire?

Posted by: davidt at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (i0F8b)

271 But ... why? Who could her audience possibly be?
Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (VnUSN)
----------------

Sally McBoxwine Cardboardnet, most likely.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (tT6L1)

272 Stupid autocorrect

Posted by: Muy caliente at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (OClqp)

273 >>> 260 Who has Beijing attacks in the next week the Republic of China on their bingo card?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:01 PM (6iIV/)


I thought Beijing was the capital of the Republic of China?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 01, 2024 01:04 PM (5AVMW)

Beijing / Peking - CHYna / CCP
Taipei - Taiwan

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (FnneF)

274 Israeli Air Force has recently carried out a significant aerial refueling exercise, simulating a long-range attack with F-35 and F-15 fighters and a Boeing 707 aerial tanker. This exercise takes place amid rising tensions between Tel Aviv and Tehran,
...
Boeing 707 air tanker demonstrated impressive refueling capabilities, successfully refueling both the F-35 Lightning II and the F-15 Eagle. With an efficient fuel transfer rate of approximately 1,200 pounds per minute per aircraft, the tanker delivered a combined total of 41,500 pounds of fuel—18,500 pounds for the F-35 and 23,000 pounds for the F-15. The entire operation took around 17.29 minutes,
_BulgarianMilitary.com

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (rwlGT)

275 Pardon my ignorance, does Israel have ballistic missiles for return fire?
Posted by: davidt at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (i0F8b)

Bibi said they can reach anywhere in the ME.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (2NXcZ)

276 Republic of China is Taiwan.

Beijing is Peoples Republic of China
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:05 PM (6iIV/)


AHH!!! Thanks Anna, I did not know that!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 01, 2024 01:06 PM (5AVMW)

277 See guys, this is why Kamala keeps those pages blank. If she had written all over them yesterday, what would she have to write on today as she addresses this new crisis with Iran?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
+++
What are the odds that kumala's team releases the same photo again.
This time they will caption it as kumala solving the problems in the middle East.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (Lo97M)

278 I'd say unbelievable but with this administration it is all too believable.

>>@CarolineGlick

>>Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.
Get it?
The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)

279 Wasn't the VP debate set for tonight?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (FnneF)

280 277 See guys, this is why Kamala keeps those pages blank. If she had written all over them yesterday, what would she have to write on today as she addresses this new crisis with Iran?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
+++
What are the odds that kumala's team releases the same photo again.
This time they will caption it as kumala solving the problems in the middle East.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (Lo97M)

Depends how drunk or high she is right now...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (exHjb)

281 An F-15 aircraft would need to fly about 948 miles to reach Tehran from Israel's closest airbase, Ramat David Air Base.
------------------

So, about 3 hrs?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (rwlGT)

282 279 Wasn't the VP debate set for tonight?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (FnneF)

It was...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (exHjb)

283 Iran's Revolutionary Guard is saying this is the first wave of attacks against "occupied territory"

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (QyT5w)

284 Shit is hitting the fan.

Terror attack in an area of Tel Aviv, eight dead.

Apparently Iran launched a missile attack on Israel.

Al Jazeera says this is the first wave of attacks.

Watching Agenda-Free TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

285 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 01, 2024 12:42 PM (4XwPj)

It all sounds very stressful. I will pray that rough places are made smooth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (MQJVv)

286 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)


That's sick.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:08 PM (SfhV1)

287 Second seal is all out war. Just saying...
Posted by: Ribbed



Pale horse is being saddled now.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (yL/az)

288 And get this..there won't be any leaks on when/where Iran will strike

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (/6GbT)

289 Iranians activated every cockroach to conduct local terror attacks. Israel should put he country under curfew.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (V13WU)

290 "I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience," she said, blocking all replies on X.

Posted by: Octochicken at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (oCS0o)

291 Every time I hear Biden say "I want a cease fire now", it's sounding more and more like Frank Costanza screaming " serenity now"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:00 PM (RTfY1)

Isn't that the name of an adult diaper
Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:03 PM (2NXcZ)
-------------\
"Cease Fire" would be a good name for an adult diaper.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (VdhcA)

292 >>> 278 I'd say unbelievable but with this administration it is all too believable.

>>@CarolineGlick

>>Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.
Get it?
The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)

Hopefully Israel tells Brandon to eat a bag of dicks. Several bags.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (FnneF)

293 Well phuck. Was hoping the dick measuring would hold off until i got wheels up out of Abu Dhabi on Thursday morning.


One day and a wakeup. Prayers for me, please.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (mTt0v)

294 An F-15 aircraft would need to fly about 948 miles to reach Tehran from Israel's closest airbase, Ramat David Air Base.
------------------

So, about 3 hrs?
Posted by: Braenyard

Half that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (7dPmV)

295 Taylor Lorenzo - don't know her, only hear about her here, couldn't possibly care less what she says or does. Just another lefty who can go ahead and die in a fire. (Send her to Tehran, STAT.)

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (Wdt/E)

296 Israel should put he country under curfew.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (V13WU)


I think they've all been ordered to bomb shelters.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (SfhV1)

297 Can Biden and his junta just choke on something already ?

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (V13WU)

298 Currently it's 8:10 pm in Tel Aviv.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (yL/az)

299 "I like to have a really interactive relationship with my audience," she said, blocking all replies on X.

Posted by: Octochicken

=====

I think that means she wants to go back to the knock knock doxxing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (YyT8D)

300 Word of the Day: CHAOS
FLOODS, STRIKE, WAR

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

301 Hopefully the FO will involve the Israeli airforce wiping out every air base and missile launch site in Iran, followed by military bases and secret police headquarters.

Remove enough of the regime's toys, and the Iranian people will do the rest.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (gJKGU)

I'd drop a small nuke on the "clerical district" of Tehran, where many of the mullahs live, and a big one on the "Holy city" of Qom. Smaller ones on their nuke facilities, and Revolutionary Guard bases and HQ. Leave the regular army pretty much alone, and get word to the regular army that if they overthrow the mullahs, and sue for peace they will get help.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (TxCfB)

302 "Can Biden and his junta just choke on something already ?"

This is what a national choking fit looks like.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (B0mGw)

303 I think they've all been ordered to bomb shelters.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (SfhV1)



I was thinking lockdown... Like we had during COVID !

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:10 PM (V13WU)

304 >>> 293 Well phuck. Was hoping the dick measuring would hold off until i got wheels up out of Abu Dhabi on Thursday morning.


One day and a wakeup. Prayers for me, please.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (mTt0v)

Done.

Also for Son of Madamemayhem the (hopefully) soon-to-be Press Secretary.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (FnneF)

305 Well, shit. So much for hoping I could stage manage a way to get a job and such in Texas before TSHTF. Maybe this won't be so bad...and pigs might fly outta my ass...

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (OUMaO)

306 Just curious, are there any lefty sites that try to rip Ace apart (doubt they'd DARE if they ever read Angry Ace!)?

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (Wdt/E)

307 Sabado Gigante FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024


***
Reruns of Fuera de Serie with the very young Sofia Vergara!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

308 *reminds neko-grrl self*

OPSEC to protect Israel.

So I won't be speculating on capabilities.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (6iIV/)

309 278 I'd say unbelievable but with this administration it is all too believable.

>>@CarolineGlick

>>Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.
Get it?
The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)

That's a message being sent to the voters in MI. It's not affecting what Israel does in the slightest. They know that this is existential for them. Iran et al. are on the ropes, and Israel can't afford to take the pressure off them now. They won't get this chance again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (dHWOq)

310 >>Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.
Get it?
The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld
---------------

Oh god, Biden pulling another "a minor incursion by Russia would be okay" for Iran.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

311 No Tay, Elon still doesn't want to date you.
Posted by: BruceWayne
---------------------------

He's too busy impregnating good looking women with great mental acuity.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 12:48 PM (rwlGT)

Cue the Mannix pic!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (g8Ew8)

312 Out: You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

In: You don't drool much for an old chick.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2024 01:12 PM (3I4cv)

313 "User Magazine"... because she isn't a giver.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 01, 2024 01:12 PM (f1kZG)

314 But why would Bibi hit Maine? Think of the lighthouses!

Posted by: Rhode Island at October 01, 2024 01:12 PM (Ybyk2)

315 Done, Madammayhem and Bif.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

316 An F-15 aircraft would need to fly about 948 miles to reach Tehran from Israel's closest airbase, Ramat David Air Base.
------------------

So, about 3 hrs?
Posted by: Braenyard

Half that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine


Plus what the standoff is for the munitions they use.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 01:12 PM (OUMaO)

317 Posted by: BifBewalski at October 01, 2024 01:09 PM (mTt0v)

Prayers up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (MQJVv)

318 @DocAtCDI I live in a "swing state," the only place where any votes seem to count according to people who defend the electoral college.

My daughter is a county clerk; she is in charge of handling elections for a large county in Michigan.

The FBI came in and told her to shut down all her social media, and if she couldn’t, to remove all references to family and change her name.

No one in her office is allowed to open any mail without gloves and a mask. They have armed security when they enter and leave the city building. They receive 2-3 letters a day filled with white powder (so far, flour or powdered sugar).

Please don’t think we’ve got this under control. There is LITERALLY a war going on, quietly, waged by domestic terrorists, to take away your right to have your voice heard.

This woman, who I can’t name because her life is in danger, goes into combat every single day to try to protect your right to have your voice heard!

what have we become? There needs to be a reckoning. And I think once, we get through the next few weeks, it's going to come.

I just wish the doj was much more aggressive about stopping this kind of thing in it's tracks.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (06ZJK)

319 Reruns of Fuera de Serie with the very young Sofia Vergara!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Oh yeah. That was where I first saw her. Incandescently hawt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (v6JzV)

320 There are capabilities, I just hope for the sake of the civilized world , they are deployed. Apropos ...Would be a shame if one of those missiles fired from Tehran, lands on Erdogan...

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (V13WU)

321 "OPSEC", back away from the keyboard.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

322 >>> 305 Well, shit. So much for hoping I could stage manage a way to get a job and such in Texas before TSHTF. Maybe this won't be so bad...and pigs might fly outta my ass...
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (OUMaO)

Can you make it to the TX MoMee? Maybe a bunch of Morons could come up with some ideas to help this along.

Either way you get bacon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (FnneF)

323 Countries that loose wars use to loose land, cattle and hot bitches.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (JWQTr)

324 I can't imagine Israel would nuke Teheran. Maybe not even Kharg. If they proceed carefully, and really use their honed skills to kill the mullahcracy while leaving the population at large untouched, they'll have the gratitude of Israelis, iranians, and most Arabs alike.

Gigantic wishcasting. I don't care.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:14 PM (DDGz9)

325 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike

WTF??!?

How about, "no strike, motherfuckers"?

Jesus wept.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2024 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

326 310 >>Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.
Get it?
The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld
---------------

Oh god, Biden pulling another "a minor incursion by Russia would be okay" for Iran.
Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 01:11 PM (G0vdT)

Biden *really* doesn't like Harris/Walz. Ahead of the last debate before the election, this is not a great time to send out messages like this. Vance will be a dog with a bone tonight.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:14 PM (dHWOq)

327 Alexander the Great still burned Persepolis down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:14 PM (6iIV/)

328 Reruns of Fuera de Serie with the very young Sofia Vergara!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Oh yeah. That was where I first saw her. Incandescently hawt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024


***
My television melted. Well, okay, it really didn't. But I could tell it wanted to.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

329 Tater and Tay Tay sittin in a tree....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (/xdGM)

330 Doug Emhoff Skirts Around Questions About Wife's Economic Policy

-
Reporter: Will your wife pursue a Keynsian policy?

Mr. Doug: I's just sweeps up, does the dishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

331 I fucking hate this year.

Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (Hucnr)

332 >>> 318
==
what have we become? There needs to be a reckoning. And I think once, we get through the next few weeks, it's going to come.
==
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (06ZJK)

Stupid DU cvnts better hope *not*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (FnneF)

333 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

334 Be safe, Bif. This is looking ugly. Many prayers.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (p4NUW)

335 "Will your wife pursue a Keynsian policy?"

Oh, yes. She's going to break all of your windows.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (B0mGw)

336 Biden *really* doesn't like Harris/Walz. Ahead of the last debate before the election, this is not a great time to send out messages like this. Vance will be a dog with a bone tonight.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024


***
Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (J2vNu)

337 October just got here and it’s full of surprises.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (eZwyX)

338 318 No one in her office is allowed to open any mail without gloves and a mask. They have armed security when they enter and leave the city building. They receive 2-3 letters a day filled with white powder (so far, flour or powdered sugar).


I just wish the doj was much more aggressive about stopping this kind of thing in it's tracks.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (06ZJK)

========

Stopping...what?

Any cases of actual nefarious activity? Seems like fearmongering to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

339 See, even when Taylor is *supposed* to be the focus, something better comes along and upstages her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (J2vNu)

340 The Left should never hope for a reckoning…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (PCK5/)

341 Forrest Gump, "who ordered this box of chocolates?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (6iIV/)

342 Can you make it to the TX MoMee? Maybe a bunch of Morons could come up with some ideas to help this along.

Either way you get bacon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Ma'am, I would dearly love that! If only because my bacon counts have been distressingly low the past several years...honestly, the one good thing about my situation right now is that, in theory, I could get my stuff from where I've been couch-surfing, fuel up, and just start driving on hours' notice. I was hoping to have managed something in time for the MoMe this year, but things take their own time, unfortunately.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (OUMaO)

343 i24 in Israel is live and in english on Youtube, I guess there was a mass shootings as well

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (FCrpy)

344 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

They won't do that, it would hurt their boy Biden. They'll wait until Trump wins.

Posted by: spypeach at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (UuB/1)

345 20 years ago I'd have dismissed the idea of DC negotiating with Iran over how much they're allowed to bomb Israel as ridiculous.

My, how far we have come.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

346 Be safe, Bif. Ace demands it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (i24o9)

347 330 Doug Emhoff Skirts Around Questions About Wife's Economic Policy

-
Reporter: Will your wife pursue a Keynsian policy?

Mr. Doug: I's just sweeps up, does the dishes. And fuck the help.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Suggested addition.

Posted by: Fake AoS editor at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (06ZJK)

348 Prayers, bif and madame.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (LCr8f)

349 Hunkered down with all the neighbors in our building shelter.

Maybe l8r. Need to save battery. Yes, we have electricity. No, I left my power adapter upstairs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (yV9ad)

350 400 missiles fired. Direct impacts in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and other locations.

Seems the missile defense system was overwhelmed.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (Nfjta)

351 "Will your wife pursue a Keynsian policy?"
*
Oh, yes. She's going to break all of your windows.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024


***
Don't forget the interplay of all those animal spirits.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (J2vNu)

352 Forrest Gump, "who ordered this box of chocolates?"

Posted by: Anna Puma


Uh, yeah, about that.

Posted by: Stool Samples 'R' Us at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (OUMaO)

353 286 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)

I can totally believe this.

Posted by: With allies like these... at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (OClqp)

354 Stay safe Biden's Dog Sniff and Bif

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (6iIV/)

355 Alexander the Great still burned Persepolis down.


===

Sensible man.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (V13WU)

356 >>> 333 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

Good question.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (FnneF)

357 "Direct impacts in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and other locations."

Be a shame if Al Aqsa got blown up in the kerfluffle.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (B0mGw)

358 Iran: "In response to the assassination of Ismail Haniyeh, Hassan Nasrallah, and Abbas Nilfroshan, we attacked military bases in Israel with dozens of missiles. If Israel reacts, we will strike with force."
400 at last update from Tom Cotton

Posted by: JayInAmes at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (OlOaW)

359 So, about 3 hrs?
Posted by: Braenyard

Half that.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
----------------------------

Take a while to load up and twenty minutes to refuel on the way.
Don't know how long to wheels up. So, 1 1/2 flight time + 20minutes refueling + time to wheels up.
So, a minimum of 2 hours from the beginning of the rocket attack.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (rwlGT)

360 Very doubtful Israel would want to be the first to use nukes.

In fact, Iran seems to be the only ones who would.

Posted by: davidt at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (i0F8b)

361 This woman, who I can’t name because her life is in danger, goes into combat every single day to try to protect your right to have your voice heard
———

I can’t with these lunatics today.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (p4NUW)

362 Hunkered down with all the neighbors in our building shelter.

Maybe l8r. Need to save battery. Yes, we have electricity. No, I left my power adapter upstairs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (yV9ad)


Be safe there. Praying for you.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (SfhV1)

363 So far only minor injuries from the rockets.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (rwlGT)

364 Caroline Glick passes on a report that Biden's monkeys have been trying to get Iran to limit the scope of this current missile barrage with the promise they will pressure Israel not to strike back.

They're telling our enemy Iran what level of attack is acceptable against our ally Israel.

http://tiny.cc/dk6ozz

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

365 what have we become? There needs to be a reckoning. And I think once, we get through the next few weeks, it's going to come.
==
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (06ZJK)

Stupid DU cvnts better hope *not*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I'm counting on it! It's one of Trump's biggest selling points!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (06ZJK)

366 329 Tater and Tay Tay sittin in a tree....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (/xdGM)

Tater's married AND a dad.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (VnUSN)

367 response in meme form:

http://tiny.cc/ek6ozz

Posted by: brak at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (NGHTx)

368 >>> 338 318 No one in her office is allowed to open any mail without gloves and a mask. They have armed security when they enter and leave the city building. They receive 2-3 letters a day filled with white powder (so far, flour or powdered sugar).


I just wish the doj was much more aggressive about stopping this kind of thing in it's tracks.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:13 PM (06ZJK)

========

Stopping...what?

Any cases of actual nefarious activity? Seems like fearmongering to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

"The MAGAts are sending (fake) ricin to terrorize people!!!" -- DUmmies

(It's totes *not* the Eff.Bee.EYE. That is misinformation.)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (FnneF)

369 345 20 years ago I'd have dismissed the idea of DC negotiating with Iran over how much they're allowed to bomb Israel as ridiculous.

My, how far we have come.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

Considering that Teddy Kennedy asked the USSR to do what they needed to do to get Ted the POTUS spot, we should never have thought that the Dems selling Israel down the river should have been ridiculous.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (dHWOq)

370 86 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (LkLld)
===

Remember the Biden-Harris junta did tell Russia a small invasion into Ukraine would be acceptable.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (17s+e)

371 These like legacy media institutions have like rules and stuff man. Plus, they expect like results and stuff. Readership or somesuch. Like how can I express my like journalistic integrity and stuff if I have to like follow their rules all the time. Get off my case, man! I'm like totally free on my own now.

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at October 01, 2024 01:19 PM (Aqu9a)

372 Idiots.

Who the fuck do you think wants to fuck with MI voting? The guy who has the strong upward trajectory there? Really? Fuck's aches, these people would sit down to play Risk and demand to be the little doggie because the top hat is stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:20 PM (DDGz9)

373 The first wave of missiles from Iran has ended. Over 450 ballistic missiles were launched at Israel, and most of them were intercepted. There are NO serious injuries in Israel. The IDF expects additional launches shortly; citizens are asked to stay in the shelters.

Posted by: JayInAmes at October 01, 2024 01:20 PM (OlOaW)

374 Still irks me Israel is considered the bad guy when splinter shutters and bomb shelters are part of the building code in Israel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)

375 They're telling our enemy Iran what level of attack is acceptable against our ally Israel.

http://tiny.cc/dk6ozz
Posted by: bonhomme

What makes you think the current regime views Israel as more of an ally than Iran?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 01:20 PM (06ZJK)

376 Looking like most of the barrage got stopped, but some got through. Quantity has a quality, etc.

Posted by: Stool Samples 'R' Us at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (OUMaO)

377 Just the tip warhead

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (DDGz9)

378 Iran saying that they are done responding.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (2cS/G)

379 So glad my son got out of Dubai before all this. He was there on vacation. He had fun, but I am glad he's home now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (xPJvm)

380 No one in her office is allowed to open any mail without gloves and a mask. They have armed security when they enter and leave the city building. They receive 2-3 letters a day filled with white powder (so far, flour or powdered sugar).
===

DUmmys at the Dumbocrat Underground LIE. They lie all the time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (17s+e)

381 Seems the missile defense system was overwhelmed.
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 01, 2024 01:17 PM (Nfjta

How many of those did the US help build/supply? And how much did we pay for the missile defense to help shoot down the missiles we helped get built? F this administration and take the state department with you

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (/6GbT)

382 These like legacy media institutions have like rules and stuff man. Plus, they expect like results and stuff. Readership or somesuch. Like how can I express my like journalistic integrity and stuff if I have to like follow their rules all the time. Get off my case, man! I'm like totally free on my own now.
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at October 01, 2024


***
Sounds like the kind of speeches H'wood TV writers would give hippies on network TV in the late '60s. (Which Taylor probably remembers, having lived it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

383 @338

>>Stopping...what

See, this is how they whip themselves into a frenzy and justify "fortifying" elections.

You see, the Republicans "suppress" voting, so in order to counter that, they have to create 50k fake ballots to level out the suppression.

These people are lunatics and there is no way to co-exist with them any longer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)

384 This woman, who I can’t name because her life is in danger, goes into combat every single day to try to protect your right to have your voice heard!

This, after making it clear she's dodging ... powdered sugar. What a hero. Captain Plain Donut.

Posted by: spindrift at October 01, 2024 01:22 PM (OguvZ)

385 Some new drug commercial on the radio has hijacked "Low Rider" and changed the lyrics. Why does everything have to be ruined?

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 01:22 PM (vFG9F)

386 Sell arms to both sides of the conflict… a fine old DC/Corporate tradition…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 01:22 PM (PCK5/)

387 333 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

Mayorkas probably brought in new ones.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (2NXcZ)

388 384 This woman, who I can’t name because her life is in danger, goes into combat every single day to try to protect your right to have your voice heard!

This, after making it clear she's dodging ... powdered sugar. What a hero. Captain Plain Donut.
Posted by: spindrift at October 01, 2024 01:22 PM (OguvZ)

=======

Is she trying to steal valor from teachers and nurses?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

389 They're telling our enemy Iran what level of attack is acceptable against our ally Israel.
________

Hey, if you could just limit the dead Jews to under a couple dozen a day, we'll pressure the Israelis to not strike back.

Posted by: State Department at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (5jtM5)

390 Oh Lord, please protect all those in Israel and strengthen Israel's arm so it may smite all its enemies in one mighty blow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (6iIV/)

391 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History!

The ones in the White House and Pentagon seem to be active already.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (3I4cv)

392 378 Iran saying that they are done responding.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM

--

for real?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (wzAuc)

393 378 Iran saying that they are done responding.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (2cS/G)

This is reminding me of the Brad Pitt fight scene in the movie Snatch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (dHWOq)

394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (RTfY1)

395 Biden's Dog, prayers up for you too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (FnneF)

396 Oh Lord, please protect all those in Israel and strengthen Israel's arm so it may smite all its enemies in one mighty blow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024


***
We've been saying "Turn Gaza into a glass parking lot" for almost a year now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (J2vNu)

397 378 Iran saying that they are done responding.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (2cS/G)

Elaborate? Not clear to me what this means.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (VnUSN)

398 Who the fuck do you think wants to fuck with MI voting? The guy who has the strong upward trajectory there? Really? Fuck's aches, these people would sit down to play Risk and demand to be the little doggie because the top hat is stupid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I'm sorry, but due to the significant threat our vote counting is under, we've had to enhance our security protocols and limit the outside oversight of the ballot harvesting counting process. Never fear, though, we'll have the official, unauditable results posted very soon...say, 3 hours after the rural and suburban counties have reported their results.

Posted by: MI Blue Metro Election Official at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (06ZJK)

399 I fucking hate this year.
Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (Hucnr)

But wait, there's more!

Posted by: Year of the Dragon, end Jan 28th, 2025 at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (Aqu9a)

400 400

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (VnUSN)

401 Iran is claiming retaliation over? Yeah they ran out of missiles.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

402 Mayorkas probably brought in new ones.
____

And gave them weapons and supplies.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (5jtM5)

403 It’s not 1998. The idea that the Internet is either distinct from legacy media or alien thereto is dustier than Lorenz’ cooch

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (Adcaq)

404 Iran saying that they are done responding.

They ran out of goats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (6iIV/)

405 Looking like most of the barrage got stopped, but some got through. Quantity has a quality, etc.
Posted by: Stool Samples 'R' Us at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (OUMaO)

Yup. Something our military fails to ever understand.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (g8Ew8)

406 >>> 394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (RTfY1)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at October 01, 2024 01:26 PM (FnneF)

407 378 Iran saying that they are done responding.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:21 PM (2cS/G)

Good! Does that mean they're done spitting on me too?

Posted by: Israel with an Earache My Eye at October 01, 2024 01:26 PM (Aqu9a)

408 Iran really bit the Big One on this..... they are fucked. And I am glad.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 01, 2024 01:26 PM (5AVMW)

409 361 This woman, who I can’t name because her life is in danger, goes into combat every single day to try to protect your right to have your voice heard
———

I can’t with these lunatics today.
Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (p4NUW)

The boldfacey parts remind me that I might need to start scrolling on by!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:26 PM (VnUSN)

410 Israeli airspace is now closed to all civilian flights. Ben Gurion International Airport is closed as well.

Posted by: JayInAmes at October 01, 2024 01:26 PM (OlOaW)

411 Last day of the year. 22 hours until Rosh Hashanah in Israel.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (B0mGw)

412 394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (RTfY1)

I'm more concerned about 10/2 in the US. I think this will embolden the recent "immigrants"

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

413 I fondly remember the woman who runs Libs of Tik Tok being interviewed by her and she was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Taylor crying.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (lXoJ5)

414 No one in her office is allowed to open any mail without gloves and a mask.
===
DUmmys at the Dumbocrat Underground LIE. They lie all the time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

THEY WEREN'T ALREADY WEARING MASKS?!?!

Posted by: Branch Covidians at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (06ZJK)

415 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?

Hello, how may I direct your call?

Posted by: White House Switchboard at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (Ez0wT)

416 Hit them where they'll hurt. Sink a few Iranian ships in the Hoormooz, stop their oil exports.

Posted by: davidt at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (i0F8b)

417 Amazing video of the rockets coming in at the DM.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

418 Glad that's over. No need to retaliate. Only clipped Israel's ear.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (hCzfy)

419 @m Sorry, Iran read a statement to the U.N. saying this wave of "response to Israeli terrorism, blah, blah, blah" was over. Israel better not retaliate, all the usual crap they say.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (2cS/G)

420 I fucking hate this year.
Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024
*
But wait, there's more!
Posted by: Year of the Dragon, end Jan 28th, 2025 at October 01, 2024


***
Is there a Year of the Rabid Porcupine?

Or the Schizophrenic Komodo Dragon?

Or the Intemperate Giant Panda? I for one wouldn't mind a giant panda about now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (J2vNu)

421 What's the Farsi for "stupid and futile gesture"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (DDGz9)

422 Iran is claiming retaliation over? Yeah they ran out of missiles.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

Israel needs to wind up their destroy toys.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (g8Ew8)

423 Coming soon to OnlyFans? Lorenz6969?

Posted by: Inogame at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (53oGX)

424 Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (RTfY1)

Whatcha mean?

Posted by: BlackRock at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (eZwyX)

425 412 394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:24 PM (RTfY1)

I'm more concerned about 10/2 in the US. I think this will embolden the recent "immigrants"
Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

I'm also concerned about 10/7.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (VnUSN)

426 >>> 344 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

They won't do that, it would hurt their boy Biden. They'll wait until Trump wins.
Posted by: spypeach at October 01, 2024 01:16 PM (UuB/1)

Not necessarily; maybe one or more of the factions wants their excuse for Martial Law?

(Martial Martial Martial!)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (FnneF)

427 So when does Iran activate the sleeper cells in the United States?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)


The woods are lovely, dark and deep.

Posted by: Telefon at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM (OguvZ)

428 419 @m Sorry, Iran read a statement to the U.N. saying this wave of "response to Israeli terrorism, blah, blah, blah" was over. Israel better not retaliate, all the usual crap they say.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (2cS/G)

Thank you!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:29 PM (VnUSN)

429 Tay-Tay sounds like a name used by a toddler who can't pronounce words properly. It's silly to be used by adults for a woman in her 30's, but at least Taylor Swift has some musical ability and some glamor and charm, at least according to her fans. The only thing I've read from Taylor Lorenz is acrimonious and I've never seen a picture of her smiling

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024 01:29 PM (MQJVv)

430 I've tossed hundreds of missiles at your, now I'm done and I don't want you to retaliate at all.
~Iran

I sure hope it's FAFO time for them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:30 PM (uHLvs)

431 More good news.

Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
The devastation from Hurricane Helene is immense.

In coordination with state and local officials, President Biden and I will continue to make sure that communities have the support and the resources that they need not only to respond to this storm and its immediate aftermath

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

432 Muhammed has a long beard. Muhammed has a long beard. The ottoman is against the wall.

Posted by: Not a sleeper agent at October 01, 2024 01:30 PM (06ZJK)

433 What's the Farsi for "stupid and futile gesture"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024


***
"TAYLOR LORENZ"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:30 PM (J2vNu)

434 364 Caroline Glick passes on a report that Biden's monkeys have been trying to get Iran to limit the scope of this current missile barrage with the promise they will pressure Israel not to strike back.

They're telling our enemy Iran what level of attack is acceptable against our ally Israel.

http://tiny.cc/dk6ozz
Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)
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If true, the Biden/Harris regime is also telling Israel "don't you dare retaliate". I hope Bibi tells them to go pound sand.

Posted by: WisRich at October 01, 2024 01:30 PM (G0vdT)

435 Tay-Tay Lorenz Has Burned Her Last Legacy Media Bridge; Will Open a Substack
______

I advise keeping away from her open substack.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (5jtM5)

436 394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I think jets should be on their way to Tehran.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (rwlGT)

437 All right, we'll call it a draw.

Posted by: Near Future Iran at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (Aqu9a)

438 279 Wasn't the VP debate set for tonight?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:07 PM (FnneF)

It is!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (VnUSN)

439 Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (rwlGT)

Ours or Israels?

Posted by: BlackRock at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (eZwyX)

440 The only thing I've read from Taylor Lorenz is acrimonious and I've never seen a picture of her smiling
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024


***
Fen, the pic atop the article Ace linked to has TL looking pleasant and smiling. (I'd admit it seems to be a rare event)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

441 I hope there are some candygrams on their way to Tehran.

Posted by: spindrift at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (OguvZ)

442 Sheesh. Off BlackRock sock.

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (eZwyX)

443 421 What's the Farsi for "stupid and futile gesture"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (DDGz9)

An-to-ny-blin-ken.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (VnUSN)

444
I'm also concerned about 10/7.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM


10/6 is when some exploit in Linux goes live. Allegedly it would only open up our power grid to total shutdown.

Severity level only 9.9/10 scale. Some peeps might wanna get their phones recharged soon.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

445 394 Anybody else think this could be a lead up to something even bigger on 10/7?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
--------------------

I think jets should be on their way to Tehran.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:31 PM (rwlGT)

Drop their bombs between the minarets and

Posted by: Rock The Casbah! at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (Aqu9a)

446 In coordination with state and local officials, President Biden and I will continue to make sure that communities have the support and the resources that they need

Call me a cynic, but when she says 'communities' instead of towns, does she just mean lbgtq+ and those without documents?

Posted by: t-bird at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (HBWHs)

447 440 Fen, the pic atop the article Ace linked to has TL looking pleasant and smiling. (I'd admit it seems to be a rare event)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

======

Probably just got someone with 30 followers banned from social media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

448 Real tin foil:

IRGC calls up Mossad:

"Look, we stepped aside and let you dismantle Hamas, and soon Hezbollah. We gotta save face here, though. Just let us wang a handful of rockets at you. They'll all be duds. We'll even let you time the launch so you can knock them all down. Come onnnnnn, guys, our asses are over a barrel here...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (DDGz9)

449 If true, the Biden/Harris regime is also telling Israel "don't you dare retaliate". I hope Bibi tells them to go pound sand.
Posted by: WisRich

Does Isreal want to drag Iran into this more? Don't they just want to focus on Gaza/Palestine/the more local stuff?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (06ZJK)

450 All clear. Back home for supper. l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (hH84v)

451 I fucking hate this year.
Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024
*
But wait, there's more!
Posted by: Year of the Dragon, end Jan 28th, 2025

Godzilla rises from the ocean off San Francisco . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

452 Catherine Bell (Iranian) and Gal Gadot (Israel) should meet as emissaries and do a little girl on girl peace exchange.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (YIxO9)

453 Iran saying that they are done responding.

So we're all good now, right? No hard feelings?

Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (/y8xj)

454 >>> 444
I'm also concerned about 10/7.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:28 PM

10/6 is when some exploit in Linux goes live. Allegedly it would only open up our power grid to total shutdown.

Severity level only 9.9/10 scale. Some peeps might wanna get their phones recharged soon.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

WTF? Did ClownStrike make some updates to Linux???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (FnneF)

455 400
400
Posted by: m
......

Wow. And you nailed a 100 yesterday.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

456 Iran knows Israel is going to hit them. What Iran doesn't know is where and that probably worries Iran, because Israel has been very adept at hitting opponents where they least expect, or in unexpected fashion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (tT6L1)

457 364 Caroline Glick passes on a report that Biden's monkeys
Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

Racist Caroline Glick!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (VnUSN)

458 Nood Bombs away.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (uHLvs)

459 450 Stay safe, BD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

460 @451 There was a Family Guy clip where Godzilla rises out of the sea to destroy Haiti, then takes one look at the island, apologizes and retreats.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (YIxO9)

461 >>414
THEY WEREN'T ALREADY WEARING MASKS?!?!
Posted by: Branch Covidians at October 01, 2024 01:27 PM (06ZJK)


I'm sure there's someone on that site scolding them for that.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (eb5mD)

462 Is she trying to steal valor from teachers and nurses?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

She and her coworkers should make a dance video.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (VGRuw)

463 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

O.K. I didn't look at the picture. I'm guessing she has to smile in order to get subscribers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (MQJVv)

464 450 All clear. Back home for supper. l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (hH84v)

THANK YOU

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (VnUSN)

465 Obama followed a Keynesian Policy.

Oh no wait that was Kenyan.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (LCr8f)

466 In 3,500ft of water off the coast of California, the wreck of DD-204 has been discovered.

DD-204 was commissioned as the USS Stewart. Her fame came when part of the US Asiatic Fleet. Damaged in combat against the Japanese the ship was placed in drydock in the Dutch East Indies only to heel over as the supporting blocks failed. With the Japanese pressing closer the ship was scuttled with charges.

The ship was recorded as lost and another USS Stewart was soon commissioned. Then in 1944 American submarines and airplanes started to report an American ghost ship far behind Japanese lines.

At the end of the war amidst the remnants of the Imperial Japanese Navy in Japan was found DD-204 USS Stewart refitted for Japanese service. She was sailed back to the United States only to later be sunk off the California coast.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (6iIV/)

467 Turned on Bold and the Beautiful (wife insusts) and they were ending a CVS special report on the Iranian attack. Old white lady in a helmet in Tel Aviv. Guy in NY was a black poofster with a cock shaped mouth.

Much rather see Nice Bid Brooke in her revealing top.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (ufFY8)

468 There is no dragging Iran into it. Iran *is* it. Without Iran, there is no it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (DDGz9)

469
The IDF Home Front Command has issued a message letting civilians know that they can leave bomb shelters.
Today, 8:32 pm

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (rwlGT)

470 The IDF Home Front Command has issued a message letting civilians know that they can leave bomb shelters.
Today, 8:32 pm
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (rwlGT)

Come on, The Universe, i was fucking kidding.

Holy Moses, they say they're done shooting at you and you just fucking believe it!?!?

This is creepy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (DDGz9)

471
WTF? Did ClownStrike make some updates to Linux???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM


Pixy is a little mysterious at times but my guess is it had something to do with printer ports, something like that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (RKVpM)

472 I wonder if any of those Iranian missles had "greetings from the US State department stenciled on them?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (VbrVo)

473 NationalPulse: Taylor Lorenz Out at Washington Post After Calling Biden a ‘War Criminal.’

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

474 Lol! I continually have to remind myself who this hack is when her name comes up. Then I remember "Oh yeah, it's that silly rich brat who tried to make a career for five minutes by stalking and doxing everyday people whose political opinions she doesn't like.
Yeah, she's so cute. Fuck her.

Posted by: Tracy at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (xbo5+)

475 Severe PTSD is the natural lot of those who publish at SubStack.

God, how I pity them.

Posted by: Tom Perry at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (MX0bI)

476 Anyone working with the Washington Compost or New York Slimes is going to be the same as always

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