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Quick Hits
The ground invasion of Lebanon has begun, just as the Harris-Biden Administration leaked to the terrorists and the press (that "and" is doing little work there). A French report says that the IDF has warned three neighborhoods in a suburb of Beirut to evacuate.
Faytuks NewsObama's patron? Oh no!
@Faytuks BREAKING: Israel is preparing for a significant expansion of the war - including an "exchange of blows" with Iran soon, Israel's Channel 13 correspondent Moriah Ashraf reports
Elon Musk is running the US's only functional space program right now.
SpaceX's Crew Dragon arrived at the International Space Station to rescue two Boeing astronauts who have been stranded for months after a malfunction grounded their Starliner capsule. Key Details: SpaceX's Crew Dragon docked at the ISS on Sunday, carrying NASA's Nick Hague and Roscosmos cosmonaut Aleksandr Gorbunov.Meanwhile Boeing is a world leader in DEI technologies, and NASA is making exciting new discoveries in the field of Hypothetical Pronouns every single day. Good, more like this:
Boeing astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have been stranded since June 5 due to a Starliner malfunction.
The return trip for Wilmore and Williams is scheduled for February, marking the end of their extended mission. Diving Deeper: SpaceX's Crew Dragon capsule successfully arrived at the International Space Station (ISS) on Sunday, marking the start of a critical mission to rescue two Boeing astronauts who have been stranded since June. NASA astronaut Nick Hague and Roscosmos cosmonaut Aleksandr Gorbunov led the five-month mission, which will bring Boeing's Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams back to Earth after their Starliner capsule malfunctioned. The Crew Dragon docked with the ISS at 5:30 p.m. on Sunday, and at 7:04 p.m., the astronauts entered the station, reuniting with Wilmore, Williams, and the rest of the ISS crew. Wilmore and Williams had been trapped on the ISS for months due to thruster failures and helium leaks in their Starliner capsule, forcing NASA to return the spacecraft to Earth without them.
Netflix experienced a significant surge in cancellations after co-founder Reed Hastings endorsed Kamala Harris for president, donating millions to her campaign. Conservative backlash, amplified by Trump supporters, contributed to the spike in account closures. Key Details: Netflix's cancellation rate nearly tripled after Hastings' endorsement of Harris.
July 26 marked the single worst day for Netflix cancellations in 2024.
The backlash mirrors previous conservative-led boycotts, including against Bud Light and Disney.
Democrat Representative Elissa Slotkin warns Kamala that she is going down in Michigan, and not in the way that gets you promotions.
Daily Caller
@DailyCaller NO BUENO: Harris' polling advantage among Latino voters is the lowest of any Democrat candidate in the past four presidential elections, according to recent poll. Harris is leading former President Donald Trump among Latino voters by 14 points. Biden led by 36 points in 2020 while Clinton led by 50 points in 2016, according to past NBC/Telemundo/CNBC polls. Obama led by 39 points in 2012.
Rep. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) cautioned that internal polling indicates Vice President Kamala Harris is struggling with voter support in Michigan. The warning raises concerns about Democrats' chances in the crucial battleground state ahead of 2024. Key Details: Slotkin shared concerns about Harris' standing in Michigan during a virtual fundraiser with Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ).Counterpoint:
Internal polling for Slotkin's Senate campaign reportedly shows Harris "underwater" in the state.
Michigan is seen as a key battleground, with Democrats facing challenges in both the presidential and Senate races.
Elissa Slotkin is a bloated CIA employed Karen whose only current campaign screech is that Republicans will force women with entropic pregnancies to carry to term and die. Posted by: Auspex
Good Trump ad about Kamala the Dick-riding Ding-a-Ling's "Nonsense."
This is the most VEEP-like photo ever -- pretending to be on a phone call but forgetting to plug in the antiquated earphones while pretending to write on a blank piece of paper instead of actually doing anything. https://t.co/tkzHPplKhe
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 30, 2024
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg JUST IN: President Biden says he "was commanding" after a reporter asks what he is doing to help hurricane victims in the Southeast. Reporter: "On the hurricane, why weren't you and VP Harris here in Washington commanding this this weekend?" Biden: "I was commanding." Locals are being forced to take matters into their own hands as the government shuffles its feet to help. 100+ people have been k*lled as the hurricane-ravaged 500 miles of land. As of Sunday night, 760,000 homes & businesses had no electricity in South Carolina. (CNN) In Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, and Virginia, over 1.2 million customers had no power.
"I was on the phone for two hours" as a response to Americans dying in floods ought to be remembered as one of the most shameful statements ever uttered by an American president. https://t.co/VbEe7uey3p
— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) September 30, 2024
NEW: KJP says the new ICE report that reveals 13,000 illegals convicted of m*rder have entered the country, has been “fact-checked,” can’t name a single fact check.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) September 30, 2024
Doocy: 13,000 people convicted of m*rder have crossed the border illegally and are living among us.
KJP: That’s a… pic.twitter.com/HTol2XkqO5
We can't use it anymore I guess. pic.twitter.com/Utn2Ox5v1n
— 9mmSMG (@9mm_smg) September 29, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (6oen/)
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (eFBx3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)
@DailyCaller
NO BUENO: Harris' polling advantage among Latino voters is the lowest of any Democrat candidate in the past four presidential elections, according to recent poll.
Harris is leading former President Donald Trump among Latino voters by 14 points. Biden led by 36 points in 2020 while Clinton led by 50 points in 2016, according to past NBC/Telemundo/CNBC polls. Obama led by 39 points in 2012.
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Which group has she increased support with over Biden?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:52 PM (eFBx3)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 04:52 PM (N1DT3)
But they make up for it be being as evil as possible.
That way, even if they are incompetent, they still do a LOT of evil.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2024 04:53 PM (N1DT3)
Sorrry fore the incomeveinerence...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at September 30, 2024 04:54 PM (rcLES)
I'm disappointed we didn't learn that Valerie Jarrett had been carrying a 'special' pager.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 04:55 PM (FnneF)
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When oh when are people in business learn to STFU about their politics? There's nothing to gain, and an excellent chance of alienating half of the population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:55 PM (YqDXo)
Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur 1h
Trump supporters, like @piersmorgan, say that Democrats use dangerous rhetoric to criticize Trump. Then Trump says this, "That’s over 647,572 migrant criminals who Kamala set loose to rape, pillage, thieve, plunder, and kill the people of the United States of America." Come on!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:56 PM (CEzQx)
None of it true, of course.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 30, 2024 04:56 PM (CHHv1)
Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur 1h
Trump supporters, like @piersmorgan, say that Democrats use dangerous rhetoric to criticize Trump. Then Trump says this, "That’s over 647,572 migrant criminals who Kamala set loose to rape, pillage, thieve, plunder, and kill the people of the United States of America." Come on!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:56 PM (CEzQx)
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It's the rhetoric that's bad, not the hundreds of thousands of violent criminals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 30, 2024 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
… have they considered that Amazon really doesn’t want you
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (eFBx3)
I will be doing a personal PLAY BY PLAY of the Debate tomorrow between the Brilliant J.D. Vance and the Highly Inarticulate “Tampon” Tim Walz. I hope that Cognitively Challenged, Lyin’ Kamala Harris, will be listening so that she can again show the World how she will make up false facts and stories in order to change around an administrative FAILURE! In any event, I will be commenting on what is going on. Watch TRUTH SOCIAL tomorrow night!
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 35m
Perfect
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 30, 2024 04:58 PM (qHgX8)
Trump supporters, like @piersmorgan, say that Democrats use dangerous rhetoric to criticize Trump. Then Trump says this, "That’s over 647,572 migrant criminals who Kamala set loose to rape, pillage, thieve, plunder, and kill the people of the United States of America." Come on!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:56 PM (CEzQx)
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But that's apparently a fact, per ICE, whereas the Reds attack Trump as "literally Hitler."
Not the same thing at all. But it's the Young Turds, so stupidity is to be expected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:58 PM (YqDXo)
Holy shit, they're still using that stupid ass line. Who believes that anymore?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 30, 2024 04:59 PM (JeYYB)
A.P. Reports Coach Walz appearing in a grey "Mao" suit as a brave outreach to neglected Asian voters, a courageous stand against white male corporatism, and a cool fashion statement.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 04:59 PM (j4U/Z)
NEW
The FCC just released the text of its 3-2 decision to approve a Soros backed group’s purchase of 200+ radio stations.
The Commission’s decision today is unprecedented. Never before has the Commission voted to approve the transfer of a broadcast license—let alone the transfer of broadcast licenses for over 200 radio stations across more than 40 markets—without following the requirements and procedures codified in federal law. Not once.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:59 PM (CEzQx)
Federal law requires applicants like these with excessive foreign ownership to file a petition for declaratory ruling at the same time that they seek FCC approval for the relevant licenses, they must then complete that process before the FCC can approve the assignment of licenses, and that process must enable Executive Branch agencies with national security and specific policy expertise to weigh in.
But in this case, the Applicants decided that they did not need to comply with any of those legal requirements. The Applicants expressly state that they will have foreign investment in excess of the statutory 25 percent benchmark.
Did they file the petition for declaratory ruling required by the Code of Federal Regulations? No, they did not.
Did they obtain approval from the FCC for their excessive foreign ownership? No, they did not.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 04:59 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (VGOMa)
Did the Applicants afford the Executive Branch agencies with national security and relevant policy expertise an opportunity to consider their application as well as the source and amount of foreign investment? No, they did not.
The Commission has never done this before. So why are we voting for a first-ever fast track today?
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (qHgX8)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:52 PM (eFBx3)
Horrible.
Thinking some types-deletes things.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (FnneF)
Question: Isn't ICE part of the federal government? If the data is theirs, and they're lying, one might think the president would have options for how to deal with them.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 05:01 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:01 PM (QSrLX)
>>Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts 1h
I will be doing a personal PLAY BY PLAY of the Debate tomorrow between the Brilliant J.D. Vance and the Highly Inarticulate “Tampon” Tim Walz. I hope that Cognitively Challenged, Lyin’ Kamala Harris, will be listening so that she can again show the World how she will make up false facts and stories in order to change around an administrative FAILURE! In any event, I will be commenting on what is going on. Watch TRUTH SOCIAL tomorrow night!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (QSrLX)
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This is from memory, but I *think* it is approximately correct.
I remember that back when Putin first took power in Russia, he gave an interview to some US press whore when he made his first state visit. The whore asked him why he wanted to be president in Russia. He answered with a story from the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Putin was in Berlin when it happened. He was a big wheel in Berlin when that happened. He called home to Moscow to request army assistance with quelling the uprising. He got no answer. He said at the end of it that he wanted to be president so that never again would there be silence on the line during a crisis.
It was an interesting answer in a number of respects, but "silence on the line" isn't just a Chris LeDoux song. It has a very real effect when it happens, and it's the kind of thing often is not forgotten.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (HnUIn)
The other times I see that cocksucker Kamala.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (wPwTJ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at September 30, 2024 04:54 PM (rcLES)
i almost passed out, i thought Mary actually spelled inconvenience correct at first, VERY, rapid glance...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (v6XNT)
Sorrry fore the incomeveinerence...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at September 30, 2024 04:54 PM (rcLES)
___________________________________
Hiya, Mary!!! I was wondering if I could get a discount. I was mowing and needed to lower the blade, and I forgot to turn off the mower...So, long story short, no arms. I won't be needing any arm holes. I, excitedly, await your reply. Oh, you must wonder how I'm typing this. Rest assured I will wipe the snot off my keyboard in short order.
Posted by: Snakey Bob at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (dIske)
NEW: Mike Davis is running a $1 million Spanish-language ad campaign in swing states, informing non-citizens that voting in federal elections is a crime that could result in deportation.
"Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin just found 6,000 non-citizens who are illegally registered to vote. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott found 2,000 non-citizens who actually voted illegally in prior elections. So when the media tries to say this isn't happening, they're lying to you."
"They go get a driver's license, and oftentimes, they are just put on the voter rolls. Then, they get a mail-in ballot, and they fill out the mail-in ballot, but they may not know that they are actually committing a deportable crime."
@mrddmia
@Article3Project
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (SfhV1)
I laughed, but I expect Mr. Walz won't be so articulate. What network is this on, and if it's not FOX won't they just give him the questions in advance?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Auspex
Being forced to give birth to the Great Old Ones!
Posted by: Entropy! at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (/JDDd)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:04 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 30, 2024 05:02 PM (wPwTJ)
________________
I hope the IDF implements the Pokemon tag line: "gotta get 'em all."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
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Feast your eyes on the produce of American college education.
I don't *know* that she went to college, but I'd put money on "yeah."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 05:04 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:52 PM (eFBx3)
_________________
Where the hell is FEMA? Still implementing that idiotic DEI crap? Get your butts down to NC, NOW.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (YqDXo)
Why couldn't it have brought them back today?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (sDO9P)
do they not grow sage in Europe? I know they do in Russia!
that girl is just sad
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (SfhV1)
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Opera for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Sid at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM (EaYGc)
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Aye Caramba! Hay una llantera cerca de aqui?
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
"British foreign minister David Lammy repeated calls for an immediate ceasefire amid reports of a potential escalation in the Israel-Lebanon conflict, after discussing the matter with US Secretary of State Antony Blinken over the phone on Monday.
“We’ve both seen the reports in the media about a next phase for Israel in Lebanon,” Lammy told Sky News, amid growing indications that Israel was on the verge of sending ground troops into Lebanon.
“We both agreed the position that we had at the UN last week that the best way forward is an immediate ceasefire and to get back to a political solution.”
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM (V13WU)
I would bet that the previous picture on that camera roll had the middle finger extended.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM (PQclV)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:07 PM (QSrLX)
==
"They go get a driver's license, and oftentimes, they are just put on the voter rolls. Then, they get a mail-in ballot, and they fill out the mail-in ballot, but they may not know that they are actually committing a deportable crime."
@mrddmia
@Article3Project
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (CEzQx)
Entering illegally is a deportable crime, you stupid fcking cvnts.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 05:07 PM (FnneF)
lol
Poor Luke. That's what he gets for writing everyone's least favorite Gospel, I guess.
Posted by: How Many Synoptic Gospels Do You Really Need? at September 30, 2024 05:07 PM (/JDDd)
Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (VPuca)
Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Scott, what’s the hypnotist’s take on Walz grabbing himself after saying he’s “excited about young people”?
https://tinyurl.com/2jj6tyud
12 seconds
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 4h
When I took media training I learned to never adjust my balls when talking to the press about young people.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (CEzQx)
But what about muslim outreach?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (BEOIm)
I can't wait to read the Never Trump reasons why being on the CCP payroll is actually a good thing.
@TPostMillennial
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7m
BREAKING: House Oversight confirms Tim Walz has "longstanding connections" with Chinese Communist Party
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (sDO9P)
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It could, but it isn't exactly a special trip. It's a schedule-adjusted trip.
Starliner was supposed to bring the test pilots home, and SpaceX was supposed to send the next crew up a bit later to relieve the current crew, then bring the current crew home. That all got screwed up by the Starliner failure.
So the test pilots are now the new crew, augmented with additional people from the ground. They get to stay up there per the original schedule for the crew members that they ended up replacing because of the Starliner failure.
It's the *current* crew that's going to come back on this trip, per my understanding. The guys they sent up plus the ones Starliner stranded are the next crew, and they're going to come home on schedule. The original schedule for the crew rotation, not the Starliner schedule.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (HnUIn)
I don't think the pager network is world-wide. She was probably out of range.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:52 PM (eFBx3)
Oh, no.
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (VnUSN)
Their leader, Representative Omar from Minnesotastan said that it is not the Terrorists fault they were attacked by the Nazi Regime in Tel Aviv and that Netanyahu is worse than Nazi Dr Mengala and Dr. Fauci...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 05:04 PM (HnUIn)
Morbidly obese and deliberately ugly? Possibly college educated.
Whiny and grating? Possibly college educated.
Racist as all hell? Possibly college educated.
Visibly and audibly mentally ill? Possibly college educated.
Painfully ignorant and low-IQ? Possibly college educated.
All of those things? DEFINITELY COLLEGE EDUCATED.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (awTae)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 05:05 PM (sDO9P)
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I would assume there is an existing mission plan which was modified so they don't waste a launch and recovery.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (tT6L1)
........
Aye Caramba! Hay una llantera cerca de aqui?
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:06 PM
Donde esta Señores Beto y Chuy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (PQclV)
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Try the Brave browser, grammie. It's not nearly as bad.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Inogame at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (53oGX)
Charles V Payne
@cvpayne
This is nuts...it's been a close race, but she [Commerce Secretary Gina Raimondo) is the most unqualified and most indifferent member of the administration
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (s3qiR)
Least favorite?
Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: Inogame at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (53oGX)
++++
Several times.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (s3qiR)
AOC said it is generous of the people of Israel and a Mr. Mossad.
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (Mig/N)
I’ll tape a quarter to a postcard for Monty Python royalties. BBC, General Delivery, London, England.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Don Draper at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (SpDH3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (SfhV1)
________________
FWIW, I have the same problem with Firefox. I thought my connection might be a little wonky, but apparently it's not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)
told stories about rain he had to drive in and the big kitchen fire he had to deal with
and how Beau died in a twister
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (MQJVv)
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (v0R5T)
Did the Applicants afford the Executive Branch agencies with national security and relevant policy expertise an opportunity to consider their application as well as the source and amount of foreign investment? No, they did not.
The Commission has never done this before. So why are we voting for a first-ever fast track today?
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:00 PM (CEzQx)
ITS HISTORIC!
Posted by: Inogame at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (SfhV1)
________________
FWIW, I have the same problem with Firefox. I thought my connection might be a little wonky, but apparently it's not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (YqDXo)
It's something to do with embedded videos; not sure if turning off javascript helps with this or if there is some other solution.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (FnneF)
Does this mean if he says Kamala is full of shit, they will drain her of all bodily fluids, send it off to a forensic labs to determine the exact percentage of shit content, and then rate it as false because she was only 10% shit?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (AxhV2)
she's fun now
she's angry and volatile. she's not hiding how much she hates people outside The Special Club
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (Mig/N)
try two dozen a day
and yet, I miss them
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:13 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 05:12 PM (Mig/N)
Civil War veterans too, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 05:13 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (s3qiR)
Round is a word for her. But marbles and BBs are round. You need something more descriptive for her. That bitch has a horizon. Her Indian name is "Squawking Moon."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (awTae)
and yet, I miss them
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:13 PM (s3qiR)
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yeah, and they'd be just warming up.
Mom would feed me breakfast then I'd have two or three bowls of cereal before heading out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (tT6L1)
the left has been buying control of the OOH companies too you don't see as many R ads on billboards now. they won't allow them. there aren't that many of these companies and most are private. blackrock takeover - they got hit bad by COVID so were ripe for it.
scary. the left will control ALL advertising!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: spindrift at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Turn 2 at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (JfxgE)
told stories about rain he had to drive in and the big kitchen fire he had to deal with
and how Beau died in a twister
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (s3qiR)
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Let's not forget that his uncle was eaten by NC cannibals.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (s68pH)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:11 PM (s3qiR)
Round is a word for her. But marbles and BBs are round. You need something more descriptive for her. That bitch has a horizon. Her Indian name is "Squawking Moon."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (awTae)
Squat squaw?
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (VnUSN)
Posted by: m at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (VnUSN)
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I've noticed a lot of people hold their pencil or pen that way. Is that how they are taught?
Posted by: javems at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (8I4hW)
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Well yeah, they eat at at the childless cat ladies' cryo facility. That's like a coke spoon of caviar.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (awTae)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (s3qiR)
Just ask Ackbar.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
It's not like Nuclear War is going to break out this early in the morning in the Middle East !!!!!! Not until after the morning prayer time....
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM
It could be over caffeinated. A nice hot mug of Thorvald's Cream of Lutefisk will calm you down while it works through it.
Posted by: Thorvald at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (PQclV)
Remember that islamist fuckface fake "journalist" jamal el shaggy el scooby who was hilariously "disappered" by Turkish killers?
Remember fake news Washington Post let him write an occasional opinion piece and then pretended he was a big deal in "journalism" when he was (probably) eliminated and used his (likely) corpse to blame Trump for calling Fake News "Fake News?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:16 PM (1nHqg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (s68pH)
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Fair point. Why is she appropriating a machine made by white men? Her people walked or road horses. Since horses aren't legal in a lot of places, she needs to walk and, from the looks of her, she could use it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1)
🚨BREAKING: Chairman Comer Is Subpoenaing DHS After Whistleblower Reveals Information on Governor Walz’s Ties to the CCP
According to recently received whistleblower disclosures, we’ve learned of a non-classified, Microsoft Teams group chat among DHS employees and additional intelligence reports that contain information regarding a longstanding connection between the CCP and Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.
Specifically, through whistleblower disclosures, we’ve learned of a non-classified, Microsoft Teams group chat among DHS employees—titled “NST NFT Bi-Weekly Sync”—that contains information about Governor Walz that is relevant to our investigation. We’ve also learned that further relevant information regarding Governor Walz has been memorialized in both classified and unclassified documents in the control of DHS.
Today, Chairman Comer (@RepJamesComer) issued a subpoena to DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas for intelligence reports, documents, and communications in its possession related to Governor Timothy Walz’s connections to the CCP.
https://tinyurl.com/mw4ehz7a
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Inogame at September 30, 2024 05:09 PM (53oGX)
I wish that I had Netflix again so I could cancel them some more.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (i24o9)
So it will keep laying the eggs his boys crave.
They swallow them whole, like a snake would.
Posted by: No Step On Snek at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (/JDDd)
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"They go get a driver's license, and oftentimes, they are just put on the voter rolls. Then, they get a mail-in ballot, and they fill out the mail-in ballot, but they may not know that they are actually committing a deportable crime."
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They know it's a crime. That's why you seldom see them at the polling place on election day. They're afraid to be caught.
So, they let "whomever" take their ballot and cast it "for them."
There's potentially millions of ballots out there that are considered legit and will be cast by Democrat political operatives. Enough to steal another election.
"Legitimately"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (hT16X)
Sorrry fore the incomeveinerence...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein
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I know you're making a funneh but not far from truth. I'm trying to move several hundred containers over in the next few months and am being told by multiple builders that shippers are in a holding pattern on 20FT and that the 40FT are slowing way down. Oneway teams are dragging their feet also - they are not responding timely to requests. Fun fun.
Posted by: scampydog at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (BnFGU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
_______
They call it "making love".
Posted by: Eeyore at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (1bNHn)
Least favorite?
Posted by: Linus Van Pelt at September 30, 2024 05:10 PM (yOPBE)
Someone posting using my nic (something close, only different spacing)? That’s not me, though I might’ve asked the same question
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (6RwsA)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Mike D. from Boston at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (1t11C)
DIE
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (s68pH)
Why do people record all these whiny videos in their cars? Shouldn't they be keeping their eyes on the road?
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
......
only 3 or 4 hundred miles to go.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:19 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: ryukyu at September 30, 2024 05:15 PM (s68pH)
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Fair point. Why is she appropriating a machine made by white men? Her people walked or road horses. Since horses aren't legal in a lot of places, she needs to walk and, from the looks of her, she could use it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1)
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The horses were appropriated from Spain.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 30, 2024 05:19 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (SfhV1)
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I use WaterFox, a Firefox fork. Have used it for years and it works great.
Posted by: Ciampino - is your racism showing?? at September 30, 2024 05:19 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
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Come on! That's every day.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 30, 2024 05:20 PM (BnFGU)
Posted by: Inogame
Speaking of stepping on their dicks, rumor has it Assassin's Creed Shadows originally had a, get this, a Japanese protagonist, you know, making it a game people would want to play but then they changed it to a black Samurai and made him gay and lame. They actually spent money to make their game unsaleable. My theory is it's only disguised as a Samurai game but it's actually a kamikaze game and they're going to augur it in.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:20 PM (L/fGl)
Yeah, so El Scalooby Shaggy of the Washington Post part-time employment, talks a bunch of shit about politics and sounds like a college sophomore co-ed, goes to Turkey or whereverthefuck and gets his comeuppance from his muslim paisans.
And it's Trump's fault! Nobody would've even cared or noticed this guy was missing if it happened with obama. But never let a death go to waste.
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:20 PM (1nHqg)
She's in a drive thru.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:20 PM (BEOIm)
Anything going on in the world today ?????
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 05:20 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (hT16X)
TBF, the government was telling people "the Waterville dam is going to collapse, run for your lives," and Duke said "the dam will hold, please do not panic," so their track record is better so far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (awTae)
Trump and Vance wear more makeup than all the women I know combined
They must think that bullying women is what makes a man masculine.
You know those trading cards that depict Trump as Superman or Rocky? Many MAGAs actually see him that way. He's drawn them deep into the vortex of his manufactured “reality.”
Thank goodness we're putting an extremely strong and tough Woman in charge!
Walz standing next to Vance tomorrow night should prove quite the contrast.
Intrepid- no mention of Tampon Timmy's flouncing, tampons...or even acknowledgement of why he's not considered "masculine"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (ycI94)
https://tinyurl.com/2wx4eh9p
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (hT16X)
Yeah... they can't restore power to any buildings that were completely destroyed. And I don't see how they replace lines where the roads have been washed out or covered by debris.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: E Buzz at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (y3Nc1)
Posted by: Inogame
I couple years ago they aired some show (name I can’t remember) that sexualized young girls…. I cancelled then. Wish I could cancel again
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (6RwsA)
She's in a drive thru.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle
.......
They take EBT ?
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
Ready to take on the Bibi anytime behind the woodshed ...
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Coach Walz at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (BnFGU)
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
Because the suspension shattered and she can't fit through the door?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (awTae)
Fat native american chick crying while sitting in a car and complaining about cultural appropriation...
Posted by: ryukyu
She should be using smoke signals instead of a phone.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (63Dwl)
I rate this comment...accurate.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 30, 2024 05:23 PM (LxER7)
Walz standing next to Vance tomorrow night should prove quite the contrast.
Intrepid- no mention of Tampon Timmy's flouncing, tampons...or even acknowledgement of why he's not considered "masculine"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (ycI94)
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The limp wristed soi bois at DU might make Timmuh look masculine. Maybe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:23 PM (tT6L1)
Yep, and I am flying to NC to help with the situation.....
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 05:23 PM (1t11C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (6RwsA)
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"Cuties," I think it was.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (6RwsA)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1)
They appropriated horses from the white man, too. All the native North American horses? They ate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (H8sEz)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 05:25 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:25 PM (DDGz9)
I rate this comment...accurate.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama
There was more, but that felt like a mic-drop moment. Even moreso because the poster was so clueless lol
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2024 05:25 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 05:24 PM (H8sEz)
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"No dessert until you finish your Eohippus!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 30, 2024 05:25 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
The one that counts the ballots.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 30, 2024 05:26 PM (l5J64)
Breaking911 @Breaking911
BREAKING: Whistleblower says DHS employees expressed "serious concerns" about Tim Walz's ties to China in group chat
https://tinyurl.com/2e6ejxyb
ordinary text, like an ordinary-sized blog post
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:26 PM (CEzQx)
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Because her tribe won't let her kill a valuable horse?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:27 PM (awTae)
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:27 PM (1nHqg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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shockingly, says Harry Enten, seniors.
Posted by: Coach Walz at September 30, 2024 05:28 PM (BnFGU)
True leader.
Posted by: Cheri at September 30, 2024 05:28 PM (oiNtH)
A: Flopsy, Mopsy, and Piece-o-Tail.
Also, autocucumber initially translated "Kamala" to "come all up".
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 30, 2024 05:28 PM (qCXbg)
Funny that you will never see the words Ukraine/Russia after that statement.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 30, 2024 05:28 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 30, 2024 05:29 PM (BnFGU)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I also offer my word of Life. You can stay on your land, running your casinos in peace. And I'll stop by occasionally for your squaws to jerk my beef and get my 10%, enough to last my travels.
Posted by: Josey Biden at September 30, 2024 05:29 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: E Buzz at September 30, 2024 05:21 PM (y3Nc1)
The ethics and integrity of the Detroit area meat packing industry are legendary. Ask Denny McClain.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 05:30 PM (j4U/Z)
The Chair of the National Space Council is . . . .
Kamala Harris!
When was the last time she’s talked about our two stranded astronauts???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 05:30 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 30, 2024 05:30 PM (6wgdE)
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That's ok. She's used to breathing through her nose.
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI)
(from Concise Oxford Dictionary)
data
n noun
1 facts and statistics used for reference or analysis. Philosophy things known or assumed as facts, making the basis of reasoning.
2 the quantities, characters, or symbols on which operations are performed by a computer.
ORIGIN
from Latin, plural of datum.
USAGE
In Latin, data is the plural of datum and, historically and in specialized scientific fields, it is also treated as a plural in English. In modern non-scientific use, however, it is often treated as a mass noun, similar to a word like information, which cannot normally have a plural and which takes a singular verb. Sentences such as data was collected over a number of years are now widely accepted in standard English.
(Picard: Data! I thought you'd died?
Data: Yes Captain, but I rebooted.)
Posted by: Ciampino - interesting at September 30, 2024 05:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
I've been wondering this, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 30, 2024 05:31 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 05:31 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:32 PM (Ad8y9)
trump amplification by stimulated cancellation of wokesters?
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:32 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:32 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
I've been wondering this, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
First reason: it's easy.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 30, 2024 05:32 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (bufu1)
Backlash.
Pounce.
Seize.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Say two people who have a nice water barrier and significant distance to the enemy waging war, a war that has ebbed and flowed for DECADES because immediate ceasefires and political solutions have been so productive.
Eff 'em in the ear.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (J5bmF)
ah. the old "supervising" dodge. been a while since i've used that one, myself.
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:34 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 05:31 PM (RTfY1)
Damn! I just watched that video. LOL at the final line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 05:34 PM (H8sEz)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 05:34 PM (Hkcdp)
So if the Junta leaked the plans, why he hell did Bibi or whoever let them know in the first place. Or was it a lucky guess on the Sam Brinton Du Jour at the mideast desk?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2024 05:34 PM (x0n13)
See how they run Like pigs from a gun
See how they fly and I'm crying
Sitting on a bag of crack with Hunter while waiting for the Haitian Migrant van to come by
Chairmen Mao tee shirt, Stupid bloody tampons
Man, you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long while protesting the Gulf War in Minnesota Guard Uniform.
I am the eggman (Ooh)..They are the eggmen, (Ooh)
I am Tim Walz... Goo goo g' joob
Mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row
See how the Hezbollah rockets fly Like Lucy in the sky
See how the Rag Heads run and I'm crying.. I'm crying.. I'm crying
Yellow matter custard Dripping from a Brain-Dead President's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic Vice President Harris
You been a naughty girl cause you let your knickers down for Wille Brown
I am the eggman (Ooh)..They are the eggmen (Ooh)
I am the Tim Walz... goo goo g' joob
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 30, 2024 05:35 PM (PYJJG)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 30, 2024 05:17 PM
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I can see "most" being achieved but still tens of thousands w/o power, thousands indefinitely. "More isolated" aptly defines most anyone outside city limits up there.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 05:35 PM (jOYm0)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 05:35 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:36 PM (tT6L1)
Also, I'm 99% sure the plane wasn't in the air.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 05:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:36 PM (awTae)
One person who does this said they like the acoustics and the privacy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: torabora at September 30, 2024 05:37 PM (0Gnoc)
I have directed my team to provide every available federal resource as fast as possible to communities hit by Hurricane Helene.
I quickly approved every Emergency Declaration request I received. FEMA and the Small Business Administration are here to help residents whose homes or businesses were destroyed or damaged. And our federal search and rescue teams have been working side-by-side with state and local partners in treacherous conditions to find those who are missing.
They will not rest until everybody is accounted for.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 59m
5 days later after intense backlash - pitiful.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 16m
Kamala goes to FEMA just to read directly from a pre written script for 5 minutes, as she tells hurricane victims they have support - after Biden said yesterday they had nothing more to offer.
Trump went and met with the people in person.
https://tinyurl.com/vwxjtf28
Catturd ™ @catturd2 3m
The backlash was so tremendous, they had Kamala read a 5 minute script someone else wrote. Pitiful.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2m
And she took zero questions.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:37 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
I've been wondering this, too.
won't be any unexpected passersby to laugh at you that way.
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:37 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:37 PM (v0R5T)
No shame for the Slotkins in serving pig to infidels, to be clear.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (j4U/Z)
So if the Junta leaked the plans, why he hell did Bibi or whoever let them know in the first place. Or was it a lucky guess on the Sam Brinton Du Jour at the mideast desk?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2024 05:34 PM (x0n13
Let them learn that you'll attack tonight.
Then attack tomorrow night. Or, hell, attack somebody else instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (RTfY1)
__________________
When oh when are people in business learn to STFU about their politics? There's nothing to gain, and an excellent chance of alienating half of the population.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:55 PM (YqDXo)
Their gain is to impress their real customers, government and state entities funnelling money to them from taxpayers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 05:35 PM (jOYm0)
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I live in Asheville and just on my street there are at least a half dozen power line sections totally down within a half mile.
More power to the lineman if they can get it done.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (hT16X)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (2NHgQ)
unplugged earbuds = plausible deniability. "i hear nothing!"
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:38 PM (sGtp+)
Nobody sells knishes here where I am. I think it would be a hit! Potato, or even Kasha. With some mustard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 30, 2024 05:39 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Meh. You need some term to identify these people...Native American is just as good as Indigenous People, or First Peoples, or the other names. I'm American, and they're native American. In fact, it works uniquely well for the US, as we don't really make a distinction between new, naturalized citizens and those born here. All just Americans.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 30, 2024 05:39 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 30, 2024 05:39 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 30, 2024 05:39 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (awTae)
Can the US Marshals arrest those traitorous Secretary of States?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (u82oZ)
this is about eggplants, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (u82oZ)
She's plumped up?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:33 PM (BEOIm)
Their slogan used to be "They plump when you cook 'em."
Or in her case, anytime lately.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (j4U/Z)
Apparently no one in the DNC or MSM remembers Katrina or the hurricane in Puerto Rico.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Archer at September 30, 2024 05:40 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:32 PM (Ad8y9)
I too am a Native American, born in South Carolina.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (BEOIm)
ah. a testament to her frugality and careful spending. go on, pull the other one.
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (sGtp+)
… have they considered that Amazon really doesn’t want you
Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2024 04:57 PM (eFBx3)
That's awful! From walking from the bathroom to the computer, to having to get dressed and get into a vehicle and show up for work.
Those poor darlings!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (Rbu5d)
......
It's not just Haitians eating the pets.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (J5bmF)
Kamala Harris: "One of my guilty pleasures, especially when I'm on the road, are my Doritos! Gotta have a napkin nearby, right? Ha ha ha!"
Catturd ™ @catturd2 4h
This is what Kamala is doing while the emergency in North Carolina is underway.
Let them eat Doritos.
https://tinyurl.com/3cwt33na
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Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:42 PM (CEzQx)
Old enough to remember Billy Graham was almost the equivalent of 'America's Reverend' so helping out his son Franklin's organization, 'Samaritan's Purse' felt like a no-brainer today. Trump met with Franklin today, too.
A different time and place that America. Not entirely gone yet.
Still smoking, and as they say, 'Where there's smoke there's fire."
Good vs Evil on November 5th, vote accordingly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 05:42 PM (RKVpM)
The backlash was so tremendous, they had Kamala read a 5 minute script someone else wrote. Pitiful.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 2m
And she took zero questions.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:37 PM (CEzQx)
She was afraid someone would ask her what "FEMA" stands for, and she didn't have time to memorize it.
Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (VPuca)
Posted by: Moki at September 30, 2024 05:18 PM (wLjpr)
Because the suspension shattered and she can't fit through the door?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:22 PM (awTae)
Usually they are parked in a driveway for that to avoid engine noise.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
She looks like she had an IV hooked up to the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (H8sEz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 04:55 PM
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When their businesses can obtain credit without their doing so.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (jOYm0)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (BEOIm)
odd that his counterpart is lore rather than night-ta.
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (sGtp+)
and yet, I miss them
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 30, 2024 05:13 PM (s3qiR)
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yeah, and they'd be just warming up.
Mom would feed me breakfast then I'd have two or three bowls of cereal before heading out.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:14 PM (tT6L1)
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In college, after baseball practice and a two-hour workout with weights, followed by a swim and a sauna, I ate nine plates' worth of roast beef at an all-you-can-eat place.
I really like roast beef. And I was skinny as a rail (6'1", 150 lbs.). The manager came over and asked me if I were really eating all this.
I was. I'd just worked up an enormous appetite with all that exercise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (YqDXo)
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Yeah, that's what you need the napkin for, honey. Suuuuure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 05:44 PM (awTae)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 05:44 PM (MQJVv)
NEW: Mike Davis is running a $1 million Spanish-language ad campaign in swing states, informing non-citizens that voting in federal elections is a crime that could result in deportation.
...
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:03 PM (CEzQx)
That is brilliant.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 05:45 PM (Rbu5d)
You ain't seen a chocolate fountain til you try to drain a colostomy bag.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:45 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM
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She has time. She just doesn't use it. And alcoholism.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 30, 2024 05:45 PM (jOYm0)
In: I Had a Heart Attack at Chuck E. Cheese
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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lol
Bet her knees aren't in that great of shape either.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (v0R5T)
1 The Harris/Biden administration doesn't give a f*** about Americans suffering or dead from Hurricane Helene
2 The Harris/Biden administration doesn't give a f*** about an imminent dockworkers' strike that will create shortages of consumer goods for millions of Americans
3 The Harris/Biden administration doesn't give a f*** about the survival of Israel or Israelis
...developing
Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (gKWVE)
I was. I'd just worked up an enormous appetite with all that exercise.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (YqDXo)
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Shakey's Bunch of Lunch. My buddies and I would go through that place like we'd not eaten in a week. Or an hour. Take your pick.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1)
f - ???
e - equity
m - ???
a - ???
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:46 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (wBaIH)
Just like X in Brazil, Governments are trying to reign in Musk.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (IlL6s)
odd that his counterpart is lore rather than night-ta.
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (sGtp+)
'Lah-vee-oh-sah.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (LHPAg)
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We need more electoral votes. And bluer shading.
Posted by: South Carolina at September 30, 2024 05:48 PM (jOYm0)
Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (VPuca)
Kamala: "Fellatio Energizes Me Actually?"
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 05:48 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 05:48 PM (RTfY1)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
MSNBC: One North Carolina mayor called it "unacceptable and disgusting" that cellular service for the entire region remains blocked. What do you say to people who are desperate to know if their loved ones are still alive?
MAYORKAS: Climate change
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:49 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: LASue at September 30, 2024 05:43 PM (VPuca)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)
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"What happened to the 'LE' at the end of it?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 05:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JROD at September 30, 2024 05:49 PM (IlL6s)
BREAKING.🚨🚨
Whistlleblower informs @GOPoversight about U.S. intelligence uncovering verified links between the C.C.P. and Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz
Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 1h
Nobody visits China 30 times. Nobody. I’ve never been anywhere 30 times in my life. Let alone a foreign nation.
Just imagine the dirt China has on Walz.
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 38m
Looks like the CCP truth about Tim Walz is being exposed
He went to China 30+ times and now a whistleblower claims he has CCP links
Congress is opening an investigation
We already know Joe and Hunter were compromised by the CCP
Now they want their new puppet in the White House
They must be stopped
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 05:50 PM (CEzQx)
In addition to food, we set up a little store with toiletries, diapers, donated phone chargers, clothing etc.
Had to keep a close watch on some customers to get them to leave some for the others, but most people were sensible and considerate.
One older gentleman told me he sure liked the way we did things in Texas- wasn't sure he would be going back to LA.
Posted by: sal at September 30, 2024 05:50 PM (f+FmA)
Named after a dago. LMAO!!!
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (IlL6s)
American Indians are called Native Americans, because their forefathers migrated to America before the United States Existed (long before, but point stands).
Uh... my Forefathers were kicked out of France and came to America, before the US Existed.
so... am I therefore a Native American?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 05:50 PM (QAkQ3)
The Doritos thing is bullshit. They told her to say that.
Doesn't it sound familiar??
'Member clinton's ugly wife and her fake "hot sauce in her purse" bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:50 PM (1nHqg)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 05:51 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: Cheri at September 30, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 05:51 PM (lKYo+)
Because Dems have only improved on their cheat abilities, while Schumer says "it is already illegal for them to vote". Sure Chuck, and when has that ever stopped the Dems from cheating?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2024 05:51 PM (Cus5s)
In: I Had a Heart Attack at Chuck E. Cheese
OUT: Skinwalkers
IN: Fat Waddlers
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 05:52 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 05:51 PM (lKYo+)
Nonsense.
That's a grain-fed heifer if i ever seen one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:52 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 30, 2024 05:53 PM (wBaIH)
Kamala is getting heat about her use of the wired headset when everyone knows that the Apple wireless AirPods are so superior that they cost 10x as much, plus you need 2 sets while the other one charges, plus no one can make out what the hell you're saying when you talk.
If she and her minions were smart, they'd say that it was a security thing, it's a lot harder to snatch the conversation out of the air when the phone is hardwired to the earbuds.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 05:53 PM (y9nCu)
They're telling her to be "personable."
Tell 'em you like Doritos. Tell 'em you like [the latest box office hit movie]. Tell 'em you like iPhones, but your husband loves Android.
It's all Tik-Tok bullshit for positive attention.
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:53 PM (1nHqg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 05:53 PM (QAkQ3)
Those cute Res girls age like milk in the desert.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 05:54 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 05:54 PM (u73oe)
Maybe it was the only way to send the challenge, as I doubt Hezbollah is picking up any phone calls from an Israeli number these days.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 30, 2024 05:55 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 05:55 PM (hSlqO)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle
The Golden Corral is built on sacred Indian land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:55 PM (L/fGl)
...What do you say to people who are desperate to know if their loved ones are still alive?
You tell them they can't visit their loved ones because wuhan flu. You tell them to GET VAXXED. You tell them WEAR A MASK. Right, cocksucking msnbc?
Posted by: Soothsayer's 'memberberries at September 30, 2024 05:55 PM (1nHqg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 05:54 PM (u73oe)
In my neighborhood that would invite the response "challenge accepted."
I am surrounded by Aztecs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)
Bitch so fat she gotta use an actual teepee to wipe her ass.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:47 PM (DDGz9)
Native Americans used all parts of the Buffalo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (y9nCu)
This is why I stick my wife's used Tampons up every one of my bodily holes so that I have more floating ability during a flood .......
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (rcLES)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 30, 2024 05:53 PM (wBaIH)
dude, why do you think we kept kidnapping White Womenz and marrying them!
Posted by: Chief Rutting Bull, of the Hewkawa at September 30, 2024 05:57 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (y9nCu)
So did Baltimore last night.
Woof.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 30, 2024 05:57 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Roy at September 30, 2024 05:57 PM (z+ik4)
There seemed to be some mention on the internet of-in addition to going to GA-Trump was going to go to NC. Was he able to do that, anyone know?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 05:44 PM
If I remember correctly from this morning, 'Samaritan's Purse' was going to engage in relief efforts in FL, GA, and NC, five locations in all. Trump appeared at the GA effort and met with Franklin Graham. NC could be a bit more difficult because roads and bridges are gone.
When HC Ida came through my 'hood we lost a bridge and our escape road went under many feet of water but survived. It only took nine months to fix that one little bridge.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 05:57 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
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They ate all the buffalo.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:58 PM (v0R5T)
Netflix employees Meghan and Harry Highness to you rumored to follow boss with Kamala endorsement.
Can anybody think this is a good idea?
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 05:58 PM (j4U/Z)
I haven't followed MLB since.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 05:58 PM (FfSAJ)
Alex
ajtourville 8:29 PM Sep 29, 2024
FYI - North Carolina would have 19,552 working Starlink kits available today after Hurricane Helene had the FCC not revoked in bad faith the grant that was awarded to SpaceX as the winning bidder.
Posted by: Cheri at September 30, 2024 05:58 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (BEOIm)
In reality, Red Kammie was engaged in a super poser of a session with Speak-n-Spell.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (j+vrQ)
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (rcLES)
But what about muslim outreach?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:08 PM (BEOIm)
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Well look at the state of NASA.
Posted by: Ciampino - go back to pipe rockets at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JROD
"Hello. My name is Inigo Peoples. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (L/fGl)
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It was a two-fer, they send a challenge to Hezzie and trace back the leaker at the same time. Never spend your money on something that only does one thing. (A Jewish guy told me that)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (hSlqO)
I love me some McNuggets!
Skinny Elvis > Fat Elvis!
My favorite color is blue, except when in the Autumn, then I love red, yellow, and orange!
On rainy days I like to curl up on the sofa with a book and a cup of hot chocolate. Oh, do I love chocolate. Right, ladies?!
Posted by: jalama harris, "Balls Deep 2024" at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (1nHqg)
Can anybody think this is a good idea?
Posted by: Auspex
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I'm more impressed with the IRS endorsement.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
I am surrounded by Aztecs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)
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I believe that’s called hunting over bait.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 06:00 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2024 05:56 PM (y9nCu)
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Muslims use all parts of the goat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
Oh, well, if HARRY endorses her, then that's all I need to know. Your other endorsement of a woman, your wife, is not exactly contributing to your gravitas.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 06:00 PM (xCA6C)
Yes; I was thinking that getting there would be quite a challenge. I am glad he got to GA though.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 06:00 PM (MQJVv)
I haven't followed MLB since.
I was a huge Expos fan growing up in the 80s.
Often I would be the only guy in an Andre Dawson Jersey at Shea Stadium whenever they played the Mets.
Got many a Beer Bath from the Mets fans on the days we'd kick their asses.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (lKYo+)
But what about muslim outreach?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
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He's doing merit outreach.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (hSlqO)
Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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They even burned their turds.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (v0R5T)
and re 263: think dollar tree pasta
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (CWTWj)
Kinda-President Joe Biden was rushed to Walter Reed for 2nd Degree Burns. The Dr. at Walter Reed stated that President Biden's Nuts should heal within a day or two because I needed a microscope to treat his 3rd degree burns on his Severely Shrunken Package....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 30, 2024 06:02 PM (Mig/N)
Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2024 06:01 PM (/7KEl)
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Nope this is true. I took a moment, then looked, and, well, I was surprised.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 30, 2024 06:02 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 30, 2024 06:02 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 06:03 PM (15lwl)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 06:04 PM (CWTWj)
Can anybody think this is a good idea?
Posted by: Auspex
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I'm more impressed with the IRS endorsement.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:59 PM (v0R5T)
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Kamala is waiting for the coveted MS-13 endorsement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
I guaranfuckingtee you that harris cunt will pretend to be a lifelong fan of whatever baseball team is in the World Series.
I guranfuckingtee you she will pretend to be a Phillies fan if they go to the series. Never watched a baseball game in her life, but she'll "root" for the Phillies.
Unless, the Phillies don't make it. Then she'll be another team's "biggest" fake "fan."
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2024 06:04 PM (1nHqg)
In addition to food, we set up a little store with toiletries, diapers, donated phone chargers, clothing etc.
Had to keep a close watch on some customers to get them to leave some for the others, but most people were sensible and considerate.
One older gentleman told me he sure liked the way we did things in Texas- wasn't sure he would be going back to LA.
Posted by: sal at September 30, 2024 05:50 PM (f+FmA)
Houston probably wishes the ones they got would have gone back.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 06:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2024 06:00 PM (xCA6C)
_________________
He's got a weakness for self-absorbed sluts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 30, 2024 06:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 06:06 PM (HnUIn)
Kamala Harris..... "I am melting" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: buster Hymandd at September 30, 2024 06:06 PM (15lwl)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2024 06:06 PM (1nHqg)
Holy water is more effective anyway.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 30, 2024 06:07 PM (7gFa4)
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 30, 2024 06:07 PM (nLFEI)
Muslims use all parts of the goat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Over and over.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 06:07 PM (hSlqO)
Time for Fen to post an attractive Israeli girl-solder you can introduce to mom and convert to Lutheranism photo.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 06:08 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 06:08 PM (RTfY1)
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it depends, what kind of ribs ?
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 06:08 PM (V13WU)
He was a great Ice Hockey player and in the Hall of Fame, so why is he fighting the IDF ???
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (15lwl)
Dinner time. Ribs and mashed potatoes. Go ahead an envy me. It's okay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
No Cornbread?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (1nHqg)
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My town did something similar after Sandy, even including furniture and bedding, etc. It was very disheartening to see the same people return day after day and treat the place like it was a free Walmart.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Haitians Considering Switching to Native American Squaws Instead of Cats at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM (1nHqg)
We ought to have a Cornbread thread, some day.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 30, 2024 06:10 PM (1nHqg)
Just like Barky was only 2x stronger
Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2024 06:10 PM (fwDg9)
If you read the Lewis and Clark Journals, you will learn that Native Americans used to eat the shit out of the Antelope Intestines. It's a delicacy, don't you know.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 06:10 PM (lKYo+)
Looks like the Asheville brewery is right next to the river. Yikes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 06:10 PM (Ad8y9)
I laughed. Thanks. for the support. And I've always thought the pictures that Skip posts of women IDF members were sexy yet tasteful
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 30, 2024 06:10 PM (MQJVv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 06:11 PM (CWTWj)
Bitch does make a good argument for switching off those scrawny, stringy hobos.
All in favor...Say aye!
Posted by: Vice-President of Ace's Friday Night Hobo Hunting Club at September 30, 2024 06:11 PM (eDfFs)
You learn something new every day !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 06:11 PM (15lwl)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 30, 2024 06:12 PM (CWTWj)
Remember something like that after an earthquake. That and 7-11 WOGs overcharging for water and gas.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 06:12 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: Archer at September 30, 2024 06:12 PM (IDphi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 06:12 PM (Ad8y9)
I can't cancel them twice. Flounced after the 'Cuties' controversy.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 30, 2024 06:13 PM (+PnyI)
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 30, 2024 06:13 PM (15lwl)
They don’t confide in America before hand
They “leak” what they want us to “leak”
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 30, 2024 06:14 PM (CLMcZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Did you ever notice that when you look at certain people, you realize that their cornbread isn't done in the middle?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 06:14 PM (sDO9P)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 06:14 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 30, 2024 06:14 PM (/1UO6)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 06:14 PM (BEOIm)
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I'd steer clear of anything from them called "Mudslide IPA."
Just sayin'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2024 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Kamal Harris
Snoopy loves his doghouse.
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 30, 2024 06:15 PM (sDO9P)
No time to check it all but really people?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 06:15 PM (WXNFJ)
Trump is in Georgia and said he’s in discussions with Elon to get Starlink to affected areas.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 06:09 PM
Maybe he could get some portable solar panels and batteries there too. Despite what Duke Energy has to say (and I wish they could do it) some areas may not see power for a long time.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 30, 2024 06:16 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 06:08 PM (V13WU)
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Spare ribs, slow-cooked.
And no, no cornbread. Don't know how to do cornbread yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 30, 2024 06:16 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: garrett
Better than buying them off a hobo down by the river.
Posted by: Archer at September 30, 2024 06:16 PM (IDphi)
In the past month they have retired three Ticonderoga AEGIS class cruisers - USS Cowpens, USS Leyte Gulf and USS Antietam.
I can't take seriously an article that then says these ships will be replaced by the White Elephant class USS Zumwalt and the not yet even keel laid USS Constellation class that are respectively a destroyer and a frigate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2024 06:16 PM (6iIV/)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 06:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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He's, he's taking over the country. Who authorized him to do that?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 30, 2024 06:17 PM (hSlqO)
Posted by: Commander Biden at September 30, 2024 06:17 PM (IyPmt)
they made a movie about the kid that krillin and gohan saved on planet namek?
Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2024 06:18 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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He's, he's taking over the country. Who authorized him to do that?
Posted by: Braenyard
The president is presidentin'.
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Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 30, 2024 06:18 PM (8RNuU)
Apparently Julia Lewis-Dreyfuss is upset that Veep, with her bumbling VP protagonist, is being used to mock Kamala. Tough tatas! You don't get to control how art is used or channeled for memes.
A woman raised with a silver spoon on her mouth trying to lecture the poors on how to vote. Who admittedly in video recently said she's not an expert on anything.
Posted by: LizLem at September 30, 2024 06:18 PM (QAK8m)
NOOD
Trump: The Harris-Biden Administration is Rigging the Election By Making Me an Easy Target for More Leftwing Assassins
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Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 05:59 There's a tried and true way to stop that sort of thing.
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Posted by: wth at September 30, 2024 05:41 PM (v0R5T)
She looks like she had an IV hooked up to the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
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To be fair, we did get chocolate from them.
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