Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum Is Scheduled to Testify About His Affair with Fani Willis and Connections to the Biden Administration Today -- But He's Gone Missing

Apparently he's hiding so that Congressional Republicans can't serve him a subpoena.

House Republicans planned to escalate their investigation into Nathan Wade, a former special prosecutor in Fulton County, Georgia, by subpoenaing him to appear for a deposition this week, but Wade appears to be missing in action.
House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R-OH) had ordered Wade in a subpoena, reviewed by the Washington Examiner, to appear Thursday for the closed-door interview as part of the committee's investigation into Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis's prosecution of former President Donald Trump.
However, Wade has been unresponsive to the subpoena, and his silence has led Jordan to take the unusual step of asking the U.S. Marshals Service to try to locate Wade in Georgia to serve him, according to a committee spokesperson.
"Nathan Wade's evasion of service is extremely unusual and will require the Committee to spend U.S. tax dollars to locate him," the spokesperson said in a statement.
A Republican lawyer familiar with the matter said that the U.S. Marshals Service has not been able to find Wade and that "at this point, we know he's trying to avoid service." The lawyer called Wade's actions "clearly dilatory."
Wade's law office did not respond to a request for comment from the Washington Examiner.
Wade's apparent avoidance of the subpoena comes after two onetime advisers to former President Donald Trump, Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro, were imprisoned this year, each with four-month sentences, for failing to comply with House-issued subpoenas relating to the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.
...
Jordan's attempt to subpoena Wade comes after the Georgia lawyer backed out of appearing voluntarily for a scheduled interview last week at the last minute after initially agreeing to the appearance in July, according to a letter Jordan wrote to Wade.

The chairman said Wade's attorney contacted the committee five days before Wade's scheduled appearance to say that Wade had to postpone his appearance indefinitely based on instructions Wade received from Willis's attorney Roy Barnes.
"The eleventh-hour intervention from District Attorney Willis does not excuse your failure to appear for your transcribed interview," Jordan wrote.

If you see Sweetdick, or his "law partners," Lance Clamhammer or Rex DeQuim, contact the US Marshall's service at once.

The "Party of Law and Order," everyone. "The Party of Norms."

Hey everybody, let's get it up for The Party of Defending Our Precious Democracy! Come on! Let's hear some cheers!

Some accounts are saying that Wade has been found and duly served. But they don't link any news story for this, they just say it themselves. I don't know.

🚨MANHUNT FOR NATHAN WADE

The U.S. Marshalls have issued a Manhunt for Fani Willis’ lover Nathan Wade who has been missing all day. pic.twitter.com/I2aPKu6Au7
— Kacee Allen (@KaceeRAllen) September 26, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 Someone won their bet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 11:59 AM (tT6L1)

2 The got him apparently!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 27, 2024 12:00 PM (YiKO5)

3 Hes scared of rolled up sleeves and posturing, but mostly rolled up sleeves.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:00 PM (LCr8f)

4 i can't believe he actually tried to run away. does he think he is jason bourne or something?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (YiKO5)

5 They found him

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (IyPmt)

6 Not first!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (kgE5c)

7 from the last thread

278
Please God, let Ace's first post today be about Nathan Wade.
Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 11:54 AM (j4U/Z)

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (64Zez)

8
Prayer answered! THERE IS A GOD!

Oh, and, yeah, he got served.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (j4U/Z)

9 Ace does not disappoint with the topic for the first post.

Missed the “Esquire” after Nate’s name, tho.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (kqvk9)

10 Rex DeQuim

You're killin' me, here, ace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (kgE5c)

11 Which should not cause anyone to think that he might be in possession of information detrimental to the powers that be. No sirree, he just stepped out for a smoke and lost track of the time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (T7iTv)

12 Yep, heard he was turning himself in today. Life on the lamb is tough.

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (Qgr0I)

13 Is this the line for coffee?

Posted by: tubal at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (PCK5/)

14 Really though what is there left to say about him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (IyPmt)

15 I wish I could continue making 'he didn't kill himself' jokes; but, I heard the US Marshals got him.

What a meme killer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (150B1)

16 anybody check Diddy crib??

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (dCxaZ)

17 If they *wanted* to find him, they would find him.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (FnneF)

18
"Hey, don't look at us. We only eat the pets."

-- Springfield Haitians

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (iFTx/)

19
No sirree, he just stepped out for a smoke and lost track of the time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM

I suspect he went out to get his pole smoked.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (RKVpM)

20 8 Prayer answered! THERE IS A GOD!
Oh, and, yeah, he got served.
Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 12:01 PM (j4U/Z)

Power of prayer.

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (64Zez)

21 I was hoping for ankle restraints and handcuffs. But mostly billy clubs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (tT6L1)

22 the U.S. Marshals Service has not been able to find Wade and that "at this point, we know he's trying to avoid service." The lawyer called Wade's actions "clearly dilatory."

He sho'nuff dilled my 'tory plenty.

Posted by: Fani Willis at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (fQmeC)

23 House Republicans escalate.

*makes jerking motion with hand towards DC

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (/U5Yz)

24 He's behaving like a poorly-reared middle schooler.

Posted by: Emmie at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (xAC7C)

25 We are a banana republic.
What a joke.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (scDBq)

26 If you Dums would just read the Constitution, it says right there in Chapter 3, Verse 7:

"Only fubpoenaf iffued by Democratf are valid and enforceable. Republicanf are Unconftitutional and illegal."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (/lzai)

27 >>> 21 I was hoping for ankle restraints and handcuffs. But mostly billy clubs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (tT6L1)

Officer, may I suggest using your nightstick?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (FnneF)

28 I hope he texted OJ for tips.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (IG4Id)

29 15 I wish I could continue making 'he didn't kill himself' jokes; but, I heard the US Marshals got him.

What a meme killer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (150B1)

So I see Kamala is coming to the border in AZ.. You gonna go see her ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)

30 Well, well - ain't that somethin'...

Posted by: Caf at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (/+mVZ)

31 WHAT A SHOCK. They don't care about the law when it is against them....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (JMAcK)

32 Have the authorities tried looking under Fani's bed?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (Q4IgG)

33 His breath smells of Fani.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (c711F)

34 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (Y75Ef)

35 Sweetdick is a leftist Negro, so he is safe

c'mon in, dude

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (/7KEl)

36 Willowed:

These CEOs are in a no win situation. Most multinationals see at least as much business from the Rest of the World as they do the US market, and the rest of the world *hates* America.

++++++

Fuck them. Ask your shareholders what they want. If they want DEI, fine. Let the company go broke.

If they don't, fuck what anyone else wants.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 12:04 PM (Qnwun)

37 28 I hope he texted OJ for tips.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (IG4Id)

um

Died: April 10, 2024 (age 76 years), Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (64Zez)

38 Wase didn't kill himself

Posted by: Skip at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (Y75Ef)

39 So I see Kamala is coming to the border in AZ.. You gonna go see her ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)
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Ahem, I live in AZ also.

I assume AZ Deplorable and I see it the same way: NO. And, on further thought, NO.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (tT6L1)

40 Have they checked in the folds.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (c0+ux)

41 He will be arrested tried and sentenced to 3 years in prison for this.

lol, j/k.

Nothing will happen to him.

Posted by: No Bueno at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (yo1J3)

42 What are the odds the he has been killed I wonder?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (QNSds)

43 So Tyrone Thundercock is showing the impotent House committee RINO fuckfaces the sneering disrespect they fully deserve? I guess he's not all bad ...

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (iFTx/)

44 I had forgotten his name is Nathan Wade. I know him only as Darius Sweetdick Honeycum. Same with Madison Cornbread. No idea what her actual name is. I like the HQ. But it can make it hard to have a conversation about politics with outsiders.

Posted by: A Rose is a Rose at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (Pr4qS)

45 Nice one Ace.
Have they checked the snizz mines of South Carolina?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (xcxpd)

46 Have they checked in the folds.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Blubber please...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (IG4Id)

47 Well, I’d hide from shame just for bedding that skank Willis.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (Aoykm)

48 Yep, heard he was turning himself in today. Life on the lamb is tough.
Posted by: WisRich

'ay McCloud! Get offa mah ewe!

Posted by: Angry Scottish Shepard at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (fQmeC)

49 Was it Raylan Givens that nailed him?

Posted by: M. Gaga at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (OOvTI)

50 Lance and Rex...lol.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (ufFY8)

51 Afternoon Ace. I'll say it again, Stacey Abrams ate him. If he turns up, I'm wrong

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (BVwxa)

52 A man who prays at an abortion clinic gets an early morning visit from a squad of FBI agents, but Sweetdick just vanishes?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (scDBq)

53 I suspect he went out to get his pole smoked.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (RKVpM)

Given the opportunity, I suspect the only folks here who wouldn't (by spouses where available) don't have one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (T7iTv)

54 Don't taze me bro!

Posted by: Stateless at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (jvJvP)

55 45 Nice one Ace.
Have they checked the snizz mines of South Carolina?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (xcxpd)

LOLOLOL
Unexpected!

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (64Zez)

56 Gate Way P has an article: "According to the New York Post, Wade was served on Thursday night after news broke of the ongoing manhunt for Fani’s love interest."

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (150B1)

57
Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum did not kill himself.

Too soon?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (eDfFs)

58 Yep, heard he was turning himself in today. Life on the lamb is tough.
Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (Qgr0I)

Oh, it ain't so bad, other than the bleating.

Posted by: Achmed at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (r3G7K)

59 They should lay off this guy so he can go back to prosecuting that evil Trump.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (lTGtQ)

60 >>> 52 A man who prays at an abortion clinic gets an early morning visit from a squad of FBI agents, but Sweetdick just vanishes?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (scDBq)

Not to mention the Eff.Bee.EYE can't find a *single* member of klantifa or burn-loot-murder.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (FnneF)

61 Steve Banon still in jail for defying a Congressional subpoena?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (scDBq)

62 I'm still trying to figure out why Wade was getting it on with Fani.

In looking at Wade, I think he's not a bad looking guy, but, Fani? Wade could do a lot better.

Unless is was "pay for play" and, then, well, Wade may have a few more skeletons in his closet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (tT6L1)

63 Ahem, I live in AZ also.

I assume AZ Deplorable and I see it the same way: NO. And, on further thought, NO.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:05 PM (tT6L1)

I hope a bunch of trump supporters show up...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (IyPmt)

64 49 Was it Raylan Givens that nailed him?
Posted by: M. Gaga at September 27, 2024 12:06 PM (OOvTI)

kinky....I would have guessed Robert Quarles for that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (xcxpd)

65 Life on the lamb is tough.
Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM

Life on the goat, though....

Posted by: Mohammed Haji Mohammed at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (kgE5c)

66 Maybe they can put out word that Fanni's daughter is mouthing off to the cops again?

I hear that's like a Bat Signal to him and he'll come running.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (/lzai)

67 I have to believe there is a side to Fanni we don’t see to be worth all of this.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (d2kuJ)

68 A man who prays at an abortion clinic gets an early morning visit from a squad of FBI agents, but Sweetdick just vanishes?
Posted by: Lizzy

Jimmy Hoffa did. There is precedence.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (Qnwun)

69 On the willowed subject of companies and shitty advertising, check out the Porsche website and their nauseatingly creepy ad for the Macan EV. It features androgynous I'm-not-sure-whats in pretentious poses. Those two things (the Asian and the Viking), are they supposed to be actual girls? Trannies? Men? Aliens? Who the fuck is this aimed at?

This is a Porsche ad. What does it mean for advertising when two girls (maybe?) are the face of a sports car promo and a straight guy wouldn't fuck either one for fear of finding a dick? Isn't the whole point of this kind of ad that it's got hot girls you wanna fuck?

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/)

70 61 Steve Banon still in jail for defying a Congressional subpoena?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (scDBq)

Yes... Till Nov. I think

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (IyPmt)

71 Has anyone checked Fani's hoo-hoo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (C/v00)

72 Officer, may I suggest using your nightstick?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM

Never. Not. Funny.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (kgE5c)

73 The irony Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum having memes of him on milk cartons is awesome.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 27, 2024 12:08 PM (N39Ws)

74 I wish Republicans would go after Marxicrats the way they go after non-uniparty republicans.

Imagine a world where Congressional GOP went after Biden/Harris the way they went after George Santos.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (N/oGZ)

75 o I see Kamala is coming to the border in AZ.. You gonna go see her ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (IyPmt)
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Ahem, I live in AZ also.

I assume AZ Deplorable and I see it the same way: NO. And, on further thought, NO.
Posted by: blake

The SS would take me out so I'm not going anywhere near her or the border today.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (150B1)

76 26 If you Dums would just read the Constitution, it says right there in Chapter 3, Verse 7:

"Only fubpoenaf iffued by Democratf are valid and enforceable. Republicanf are Unconftitutional and illegal."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:03 PM (/lzai)

I thought that came from chapter one of "Stuff Jeff'son Say", but I'm not a constitutional scholar.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (j4U/Z)

77 "Nathan Wade's evasion of service is extremely unusual and will require the Committee to spend U.S. tax dollars to locate him," the spokesperson said in a statement.

Like you give a shit about wasting tax dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (Qnwun)

78 Life on the lamb is tough.
Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (Qgr0I)

Oh, it ain't so bad, other than the bleating.
Posted by: Achmed at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (r3G7K)

But I Ain't No Sheep

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (ufFY8)

79
The SS would take me out so I'm not going anywhere near her or the border today.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (150B1)

I believe it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (IyPmt)

80 >> Was it Raylan Givens that nailed him?

Givens would shoot him. Givens shot everyone.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (scDBq)

81
I hope a bunch of trump supporters show up...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM (IyPmt)

and heckle her.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 27, 2024 12:10 PM (YiKO5)

82 The SS would take me out so I'm not going anywhere near her or the border today.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (150B1)
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That too.

I also think it was crazy brave for PDT to campaign in Tucson and be near the border. The cartels are no joke in that area.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:10 PM (tT6L1)

83 Might be playing for the Jets.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 27, 2024 12:10 PM (V/pbu)

84 I was just hikin' the Appalachian Trail ya'll...

Posted by: Sweetdick Honeycum at September 27, 2024 12:10 PM (1FWWQ)

85 Have they order a Code Dread yet? Yes, that's right: a body cavity search on Fani.

Posted by: Darrius' Fantastic Voyage at September 27, 2024 12:11 PM (qUkBO)

86 Former Trump prosecutor Nathan Wade was served a congressional subpoena on Thursday after evading service of the summons for nearly a week.

The House Judiciary Committee issued the subpoena against Wade last Friday, demanding that he provide closed-door testimony as part of the Republican-led panel’s investigation into Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis’s prosecution of former President Donald Trump.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:11 PM (RHGPo)

87 49 Was it Raylan Givens that nailed him?

Phrasing?

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:11 PM (64Zez)

88 I wonder if his daddy told him to keep cash around for emergencies also like running from authorities.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 12:11 PM (s68pH)

89 He daid.

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 12:12 PM (o2ZRX)

90 >>"Nathan Wade's evasion of service is extremely unusual and will require the Committee to spend U.S. tax dollars to locate him," the spokesperson said in a statement.

How about you import a dozen fewer Haitians this week and use that money?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:12 PM (scDBq)

91 Description: Non Caucasian male, 5'11",

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:12 PM (L/fGl)

92 Maybe they can put out word that Fanni's daughter is mouthing off to the cops again?

I hear that's like a Bat Signal to him and he'll come running.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Which makes me wonder...

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (lTGtQ)

93 ‘ If you see Sweetdick, or his "law partners," Lance Clamhammer or Rex DeQuim, contact the US Marshall's service at once.’

Not enough wording about Fani’s sweaty rolls of fat.

B-

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (3zwqi)

94 The 13 year old is reading on the back porch to get ready for her book club at noon and to not be in the same room as me. I am still the worst. I keep telling her she has to get her room and bathroom spotless before any internet. Someone may wish to call social services on her behalf.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (d2kuJ)

95 The Leftist African-Americans govern exactly like African states.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (D6PGr)

96
Steve Banon still in jail for defying a Congressional subpoena?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:07 PM

I think he gets out right before the election. Someone in jail with him (now released) said he's doing fine, running some sorta prayer group or something of the like.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (RKVpM)

97 Zelensky Visibly Agitated As Trump Dominates Meeting, Citing 'Very Good Relationship' With Putin

Trump on peace negotiations: "But it takes two to tango, you know..."

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (RHGPo)

98 I don't know guys, Jim "Google" Jordan hasn't rolled up his sleeves yet.

Are we sure this is serious?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (/lzai)

99 100

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:14 PM (64Zez)

100 w00t

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:14 PM (64Zez)

101 US Marshals are really good at what they do which makes me put my tin foil hat on.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:14 PM (D6PGr)

102 Description: Non Caucasian male, 5'11" 180 lbs, brown/brown, 10" dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:14 PM (L/fGl)

103 89 He daid.
Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 12:12 PM (o2ZRX)

I mean, this might be true.

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (64Zez)

104 97 Zelensky Visibly Agitated As Trump Dominates Meeting, Citing 'Very Good Relationship' With Putin

Trump on peace negotiations: "But it takes two to tango, you know..."
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (RHGPo)

LOL... Oh boy

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (IyPmt)

105 Zelensky Visibly Agitated As Trump Dominates Meeting, Citing 'Very Good Relationship' With Putin
---
Maybe it was when Trump said, "you know, winning a war isn't as easy as playing the piano with your dick" that set him on edge?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (/lzai)

106 i still remember seeing wade on the witness stand that first time months ago and thinking "kingfish"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (CWTWj)

107 I hear Starbucks is focus-grouping "Sweetdick Honeycum" as the name for a new latte.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (jOYm0)

108 Interesting thought: what would happen if a cartel fired across the border and took out Harris and her entourage ? Would Joey launch an invasion of Northern Mexico ala Woodrow Wilson looking for Pancho Villa? Would Tampon Timmy be installed as nominee, the Dems have a precedent for doing it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 12:15 PM (BVwxa)

109 I've been waiting for this headline ...

Kamala Harris Makes Dan Quayle Look Like A Superhero

VP Quayle’s council was so effective that Democratic lawmakers made several attempts to dismantle it before Bush lost his reelection bid.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:16 PM (RHGPo)

110 94 The 13 year old is reading on the back porch to get ready for her book club at noon and to not be in the same room as me. I am still the worst. I keep telling her she has to get her room and bathroom spotless before any internet. Someone may wish to call social services on her behalf.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (d2kuJ)

Sounds hellish. But you must be doing something right. Your teenager knows what a book is.

Posted by: Don't Tell Me She's Reading A Tablet Even If She Is at September 27, 2024 12:16 PM (Pr4qS)

111 >>> He's behaving like a poorly-reared middle schooler.

Well, he's in the government/judicial system. So...

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (js+sc)

112 "I have to believe there is a side to Fanni we don’t see to be worth all of this.
Posted by: Piper "

*injects brain bleach thru eyeballs*

Posted by: fd 49 at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (vFG9F)

113 ‘You ought to know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there..’

Posted by: Eromero at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (o2ZRX)

114 The 13 year old is reading on the back porch to get ready for her book club at noon and to not be in the same room as me. I am still the worst. I keep telling her she has to get her room and bathroom spotless before any internet. Someone may wish to call social services on her behalf.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (d2kuJ)

Reminded me of my best times in elementary school. Ordering from the Scholastic paperback book catalogue and it being like Christmas when the books arrived.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (D6PGr)

115 "Israel Targets Hezbollah Leader Hassan Nasrallah in Beirut
No confirmation if Israel got him."
HT LegalInsurection

Oh, please let it be a successful op!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (150B1)

116 Oh.

Six days after the subpoena was issued by the committee, Wade called the US Marshals and finally made an appointment for service, ending the standoff, the source said. (NYPost)

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:17 PM (64Zez)

117 So, the IDF blasted the fuck out of a building housing Nasrallah.

Good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:18 PM (ufFY8)

118 Interesting thought: what would happen if a cartel fired across the border and took out Harris and her entourage ?
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Her envelopes haven't been light this month, so they won't.
She's a good earner for them, tops in the "child sex trafficking" routes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:18 PM (/lzai)

119

Rhode Island Marine Police found JackStraw speeding in a 'No Wake' zone:

https://is.gd/a58eL9

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (RKVpM)

120 BREAKING! Europe is too European!

EU Releases Report - Europe Is Too “White” and “European”

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We've got some third world Shitholians we could let them have cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (L/fGl)

121 So, the IDF blasted the fuck out of a building housing Nasrallah.
----
Another 6,000 bed children's hospital!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (/lzai)

122 US Marshals are really good at what they do which makes me put my tin foil hat on.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth

US Marshal's Service: "We're supposed to be looking for him? That's news to us".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (Qnwun)

123 US Marshals are really good at what they do which makes me put my tin foil hat on.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:14 P

My baby brother got on the US Marshal fugitive list after he failed to show up for his felony dui jail sentence. They will find you and they do not fvck around when they do. I convinced him to turn himself in before they had to expend any more resources to track him down.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (QNSds)

124 ***15 I wish I could continue making 'he didn't kill himself' jokes; but, I heard the US Marshals got him.

What a meme killer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (150B1)***

Posted by: m at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (64Zez)

125 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (+xrWz)

126 >>Interesting thought: what would happen if a cartel fired across the border and took out Harris and her entourage ?

It would be blamed on MAGA white nationalist vigilantes.
And Trump. Duh.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (scDBq)

127 So, the IDF blasted the fuck out of a building housing Nasrallah.

Good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:18 PM (ufFY

They dropped a MOAP

The mother of all pagers

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (D6PGr)

128 OK, but what about the Fartclam?

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (UnA8+)

129 Sweetdick? I guess that Fani inherited Kumella's kneepads?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (TN5A0)

130 So, the IDF blasted the fuck out of a building housing Nasrallah.

Good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Big cracks opened up sucking down cars... Really hope it was enough...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (150B1)

131 I saw this on Agenda Free TV.

Residential area, possibly up to eight buildings destroyed.

If course, we will hear the invective against Israel, although these fuckers use human shields.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (ufFY8)

132 Maybe she f'd him to death. With snu-snu

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (d2bW3)

133 >> Was it Raylan Givens that nailed him?

Givens would shoot him. Givens shot everyone.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:09 PM (scDBq)

Lie to me if you have to

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (LCr8f)

134 125 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?
Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (+xrWz)

Because Soros just bought every radio station in the country.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (UnA8+)

135 Put Tommy Lee Jones on the case. "I want every outhouse, henhouse and DA's house searched within a ten mile radius."

Posted by: Lex at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (fMN7A)

136 If Europe thinks Europe is too white than Europe can commit white suicide. Oh, wait they are already doing that. Nevermind

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (BVwxa)

137 I saw this morning they got him now.

I know it is a bummer for the AoSHQ community, but sometimes the law catches up before we do.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (dGCAG)

138 There are many timebombs being set by the Biden Harris administration. I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (RHGPo)

139 The avoiding service trick is stupid, they are going to serve you one way or another.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (3YdrS)

140 >>Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?

Right?
I remember how, for 8 years, online debate was: Obama, is he stupid of did he mean to X or Y. . .?

Well, he was consistent for 8 years, so you have to stop imagining he just stupidly stumbled into destroying America.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (scDBq)

141 OT: Just received my Adidas brand lunch bag from Amazon. It's about the same size as my old Whole Foods bag, and has zippers and compartments galore, including one to put an ice pack to keep my food cool. But . . . it sounds like whatever insulation they put between the outside and the liner is loose! It sounds like little packets of paper are floating around loose inside it. Does this sound normal?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

142 101 US Marshals are really good at what they do which makes me put my tin foil hat on.
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:14 PM

--

They'll search every doghouse, boathouse, whorehouse and outhouse in a 20-mile radius.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 27, 2024 12:22 PM (wzAuc)

143 Everyone near me dies, yet mysteriously I don't have a hair harmed on my head!

Oops! Oopsie!

Posted by: Hassan Nasrallah! at September 27, 2024 12:22 PM (uxCna)

144 Harris Threatened To Storm The Homes Of Legal Gun Owners — And Supported A Handgun Ban

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Wait. I thought AR-15s were the problem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:23 PM (L/fGl)

145 125 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?
Posted by: Ribbed at September

I am not sure they did it on purpose either, they are just dumb. They really believe the Marxist narrative. They are idiots in every sense of the word, yet there they are, in charge of the free world. It’s mind boggling.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:23 PM (d2kuJ)

146 Kamala Harris Wants to ‘Inspire Us by Helping Us to Be Inspired’

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:23 PM (RHGPo)

147 The avoiding service trick is stupid, they are going to serve you one way or another.

I will claim asylum in Ukraine!

Posted by: Sweetdick! at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

148 Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:21 PM (scDBq)

That's why I have a problem with the characterization of Harris as stupid.

She is stupid but she's way more vicious and evil than stupid.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (LCr8f)

149 LOL.

Israel informed the US minutes before the attack.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (ufFY8)

150 OT: Just received my Adidas brand lunch bag from Amazon. It's about the same size as my old Whole Foods bag, and has zippers and compartments galore, including one to put an ice pack to keep my food cool. But . . . it sounds like whatever insulation they put between the outside and the liner is loose! It sounds like little packets of paper are floating around loose inside it. Does this sound normal?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

Maybe it's loaded with packets of cocaine. Or fentanyl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (r3G7K)

151 >>EU Releases Report - Europe Is Too “White” and “European”

Unelected, globalist elites said what?!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (scDBq)

152 The Chinese infiltrating our political system with $$$$ to Dems all over the place:

https://instapundit.com/674807/#disqus_thread

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (hY7hm)

153 Clay and Buck are admitting Harris and Biden are too stupid to recognize when their advisors are wrong?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (tT6L1)

154 Hmm, that's spicy, going for the Hezb political bigs possibly including the Marshmallow Mullah. Not sure I get it but the jooos seem to know what they're doing. Iranian credibility and rep are being systematically shredded. While Tehran's idiotic cheerleaders and backers - in DC - flail impotently. If everyone lucks out and the idiot children are ejected from power in the election, Iran's situation will be truly dire.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (GcNJ2)

155

He’s BLACK DAMMIT.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzx at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (y3Nc1)

156 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?
Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (+xrWz)

Because Soros just bought every radio station in the country.
Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (UnA8+)
________

And because they're "cuck conservative pundits." They're doing what cucks do: cuck. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

157 Kidnap the guy. Trade him for a J6 prisoner/hostage.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (likVb)

158 @Lizzy

It's a big club and we ain't in it.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (+xrWz)

159 Ian Galt, loved that too. Hope it's true.

"Oh, yeah, hey, we're about to ice the Hezb political leadership. Just thought you should know. Any minute now."

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (GcNJ2)

160 125 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?
Posted by: Ribbed
=======
Almost all the people in Conservative Media TM are to the left ideologically of Republican voters. If you consider all of them as soft Democrats, you would not be wrong. They are there to control public opinion on the right as controlled opposition.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (SI97o)

161 Reminded me of my best times in elementary school. Ordering from the Scholastic paperback book catalogue and it being like Christmas when the books arrived.
----------------
That's exactly how I got The Mad Scientist's Club. Great literature.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (c711F)

162 The Chinese infiltrating our political system with $$$$ to Dems all over the place:

https://instapundit.com/674807/#disqus_thread
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 27, 2024 12:24 PM (hY7hm)

Also on the back page of the MSM news services.

China caught flying a drone over the Newport News shipyard.

Maybe Walz was flying it on their behalf.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (D6PGr)

163 146 Kamala Harris Wants to ‘Inspire Us by Helping Us to Be Inspired’
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:23 PM (RHGPo)

She can do that by losing big and going away

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:26 PM (IyPmt)

164 Zelensky Visibly Agitated As Trump Dominates Meeting, Citing 'Very Good Relationship' With Putin

Trump on peace negotiations: "But it takes two to tango, you know..."
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 12:13 PM (RHGPo)

I really don't know if Z man is just basically an actor, or if he's also a dumb stupid idiot person.

Who did he think he would be talking to, all those sycophantic assholes in Washington? This is Don Trump, he dominates everybody.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (dGCAG)

165 Sadly, I hope the neighborhood that got whacked was a tony one. Lie down with terrorist dogs....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (ufFY8)

166 BREAKING! Europe is too European!

EU Releases Report - Europe Is Too “White” and “European”

-
We've got some third world Shitholians we could let them have cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:19 PM (L/fGl)
______

The trouble with Europe is that it's full of Europeans

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

167 Who are "Clay and Buck"?

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (OguvZ)

168 IDF spokesman: Israel bombed Hezbollah's main headquarters in Beirut.

Now wait just a cotton-picking minute!

We had a deal!

Posted by: Hassan Nasrallah! at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

169
Hassan Nasrallah is the ultimate Mossad operative.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (j4U/Z)

170 And because they're "cuck conservative pundits." They're doing what cucks do: cuck. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

When has Clay Travis ever been a conservative?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (kqvk9)

171 Impressive cloud in Beirut!
Goes to X.

https://is.gd/OPMJGa

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (150B1)

172 >>> I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy.

They did this with the stupid sage grouse in the west. Dumb as box of rocks and ugly as sin.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (js+sc)

173 >>Clay and Buck are admitting Harris and Biden are too stupid to recognize when their advisors are wrong?

Heh.
Embrace the power of 'and,' guys: THEY are stupid, hateful people -- and -- the people who are really running things are communists intentionally destroying our country.

It's really not that hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (scDBq)

174 2 The got him apparently!
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 27, 2024 12:00 PM (YiKO5)

Was he hiding in a rental cabin?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (65zPH)

175 "Almost all the people in Conservative Media TM are to the left ideologically of Republican voters. If you consider all of them as soft Democrats, you would not be wrong. They are there to control public opinion on the right as controlled opposition."

I know. All their best friends are Democrats. Buck is an elitist douche which is to say, has no spine. Just frustrates me these people spend so much time defending Democrats.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:29 PM (+xrWz)

176 BREAKING! Europe is too European!

EU Releases Report - Europe Is Too “White” and “European”

The only part of the world still experiencing a population explosion is us! (Well, us and Afghanistan.)

We can fix this!

Posted by: Sub-Sarahan Africa! at September 27, 2024 12:29 PM (uxCna)

177 Impressive cloud in Beirut!
Goes to X.

https://is.gd/OPMJGa

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (150B1)
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Not as impressive as a mushroom cloud (too bad), but still beautiful. That was one powerful pager, yo!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

178 Subpoenas are obviously racist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (sgd9E)

179 Was he hiding in a rental cabin?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (65zPH)

If by "rental cabin" you mean DA Willis' fanny, then yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (dGCAG)

180
Tidal Wave.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (rj6Yv)

181 Hassan Nasrallah is the ultimate Mossad operative.
Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (j4U/Z)

That would be cool. Reminded me of IMO the very underrated Red Sparrow.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (D6PGr)

182 171 Impressive cloud in Beirut!
Goes to X.

https://is.gd/OPMJGa

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (150B1)

Terrorists go boom

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt)

183 "EU Releases Report - Europe Is Too White and European”

Somebody report the EU to Brussels for hate speech.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:30 PM (+xrWz)

184 I'm pretty sure he either turned himself in, or was located last night.

So, I guess act 349,632 of failure theater in the GOP congress can commence.

*spits*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

185 Damn, huge damage.

I am sure a lot of collateral lives lost.

Not tony. Six high rises.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 27, 2024 12:31 PM (ufFY8)

186 If you say Europe correctly, it makes the sound you vocalize right before you vomit 🤮.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 27, 2024 12:31 PM (likVb)

187 I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy.

They did this with the stupid sage grouse in the west. Dumb as box of rocks and ugly as sin.
Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (js+sc)
_______

"Fuck you!"

-- Snail darter

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

188 12 Yep, heard he was turning himself in today. Life on the lamb is tough.
Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (Qgr0I)

Especially if your wives find out.

Posted by: Abdul ibn Machmood ibn Moor at September 27, 2024 12:31 PM (65zPH)

189 kqvk9)

171 Impressive cloud in Beirut!
Goes to X.

https://is.gd/OPMJGa

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:28 PM (150B1)

That’s a Big Banda Boom! (I think I see some secondary explosions in there)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 12:32 PM (wyMQY)

190 I demand better virgins!

Posted by: Zombie Hassan Nasrallah! at September 27, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna)

191 Doctor Elric the Blade

Urban renewal, IAF style. That's a lot of ordnance!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (u82oZ)

192 Life on the lamb is tough.

Posted by: WisRich at September 27, 2024 12:02 PM (Qgr0I)

Seemingly not for Muslim men.

I see that numerous morons beat me to the low hanging fruit.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (tYTvT)

193 "I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy."

I have been assured by our conservative thought leaders this is an accident of chance and not deliberate maloce aforethought.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (+xrWz)

194 That’s a Big Banda Boom! (I think I see some secondary explosions in there)
Posted by: Tom Servo

I couldn't tell if those were just more bombs being dropped to be "for sure, for sure" you know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (150B1)

195

Why's he running away? If he actually shows at the hearing, he'll answer every question with "I don't know" or "I don't remember."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (XeO61)

196 >>> 125 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake.

They lucked out getting Rush's old time slot, and that's their hot take? He'd reach out from beyond the grave and slap them.

Their goal is to burn everything down. Start anew. Haven't they heard any of her slogans? Anyone on our side who can't see this is dangerous.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (0b/Lg)

197 I thought that Nasrallah was in a bunker under the Iranian embassy in Beirut.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:33 PM (uxCna)

198 Meanwhile, in China . . .

Chinese sewer explosion shoots poop 33 feet in the air, covering pedestrians and cars

https://is.gd/4Mnzuw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

199 >>Impressive cloud in Beirut!
Goes to X.

https://is.gd/OPMJGa

The replies: Israel took out 6 apartment buildings?!
How about: Hezbollah set its HQ in the middle of a high-density civilian location? Were there weapons stored there, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (scDBq)

200 187 I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy.

In my County a while back they declared some stupid salamander endangered thus closing up huge areas from being subdivided.... I laugh because my daughters cat came in all the time with the slimy "endangered" critters... Obviously there were plenty of them

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

201 Can't they use the scent from Fani's cooter to lure him into a trap?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (uBb4f)

202 That’s a Big Banda Boom! (I think I see some secondary explosions in there)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 12:32 PM (wyMQY)
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Yeah, and the usual suspects are clutching their pearls of Israel doing this.

Israel has endured rockets and what not for decades. The gloves have now come off and the state sponsored terrorists are finding out it's not a one way street. Funny thing, though, Israel obviously used the intervening years to develop solid intel on the terrorists and just as obviously, the terrorists became complacent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (tT6L1)

203 I thought that Nasrallah was in a bunker under the Iranian embassy in Beirut.
Posted by: The ARC of History

I suspect it depends if he got to the tunnel in time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (150B1)

204 LizLem

If we have to rebuild, the Amish and us will not be in a forgiving mood.

They are choosing ... poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (u82oZ)

205 I see that numerous morons beat me to the low hanging fruit.

Posted by: kathysaysso

It's the specialty round these parts.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (fzDUI)

206 Most likely in Dahiyeh, so not particularly tony part of Beirut, but decent. Long the Shi'a/Hezb part of town. Lately there's been a fair amount of remodeling going on there courtesy of Israeli ordnance. Though the precision of most of the hits, and the small ordnance used, have been amazing. Basically your choice is whether to collapse most or all of a building, just about guaranteeing a kill of the target, or take out a few rooms, with lower probability of kill.

If this is a whole-building hit, that's interesting. The only other one like this was the hit on the Hezb military meeting just after Op Grim Beeper, others have been small hits to specific parts of a building.

The intel capability to target this way is simply astonishing. No real analogues I can think of.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (GcNJ2)

207 >>They did this with the stupid sage grouse in the west. Dumb as box of rocks and ugly as sin.

Pity the beautiful barred owls.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (scDBq)

208 maybe they should just pull over Fani's daughter again.

Posted by: JayInAmes at September 27, 2024 12:35 PM (OlOaW)

209 Wade: I'm innocent!

Tommy Lee Jones: I don't care!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 27, 2024 12:36 PM (qLVZ5)

210 Well, the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon lost an eye and is blind when his pager exploded. Why did he have a hez pager was never asked by the Leftist scrunts in the media.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:37 PM (u82oZ)

211 Their goal is to burn everything down. Start anew. Haven't they heard any of her slogans? Anyone on our side who can't see this is dangerous.
Posted by: LizLem at

I have never heard Clay or Buck say anything good about Biden or Harris and they are very much Trump supporters.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:37 PM (d2kuJ)

212 Oh boy Trump said he has a great relationship with Putin to Z man.. Can they impeach a presidential candidate ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

213 The Sweetdick branch of my family is thru my cousin by marriage to Heather Fanibottom.

We all love courtin' thru an annual, goodtime family reunion.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (nDTFN)

214 rhomboid

Those were whole building hits, centered on the ground floor to get into the sub-basements.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (u82oZ)

215 212 Oh boy Trump said he has a great relationship with Putin to Z man.. Can they impeach a presidential candidate ?
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Methinks the Empire of Ghettoes will be upset with Trump.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (c711F)

216 Coast Guard rescues man and dog from sinking boat.

https://is.gd/l3nf5U

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (L/fGl)

217 Please, please give us the excuse for martial law.

Posted by: The Powers That Be at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (i0F8b)

218 I was hiding in plain sight by standing against a black wall with my eyes closed. Then I thought about my Boo and her big sloppy bootie and made the mistake of smiling..

That's when I got served.

I denounce myself in advance.

Posted by: Nathan Wade at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (kO5UL)

219 200 187 I just read that a small lizard native to the Permian Basin is being declared endangered or some such status. Part of the Biden war on energy.

In my County a while back they declared some stupid salamander endangered thus closing up huge areas from being subdivided.... I laugh because my daughters cat came in all the time with the slimy "endangered" critters... Obviously there were plenty of them
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024

Tiger Salamanders are the other white meat and also ixnay on the alamandersay, we don't talk about those or the red legged frog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (3YdrS)

220 Well, the Iranian ambassador to Lebanon lost an eye and is blind when his pager exploded. Why did he have a hez pager was never asked by the Leftist scrunts in the media.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:37 PM (u82oZ)

Confederates, of course. An international syndicate of angry people against people with hope for the future.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (rj6Yv)

221 How about: Hezbollah set its HQ in the middle of a high-density civilian location? Were there weapons stored there, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 27, 2024 12:34 PM (scDBq)

No, those are at the elementary school.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (FfOMr)

222 217 Please, please give us the excuse for martial law.
Posted by: The Powers That Be at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (i0F8b)

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ah-choo!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

223 Kamala Harris sat down for a disastrous interview with her MSNBC cheerleader Stephanie Ruhle. Watch Clay and Buck break down the latest word salads and economic illiteracy spouted by the Democrat nominee.

I didn’t listen this morning but this is more in line of what they have said every time I have. But I don’t listen all the time and I assume they have or will say something I disagree with. It’s how it rolls.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM (d2kuJ)

224 One of the weird things about X is that it periodically develops odd obsessions about what it chooses to show me.

For a while it was disputes over Catholic theology, and then it moved on to people using charting to make investments, and just in the last couple of days it's been showing me rabidly pro-Hezbollah accounts (which I have been busily muting).

I'm sure they're upset.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM (uxCna)

225 216 Coast Guard rescues man and dog from sinking boat.

https://is.gd/l3nf5U
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (L/fGl)

Glad they got the dog...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

226 rhomboid

To update you, the bridge team and engineering staff on USNS ships are all Merchant Marine staffed. They have certificates from the Coast Guard. I found them to be better mariners than USN COs.

There is only one USN officer on those USNS ships, in charge of the communications team.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:41 PM (u82oZ)

227 153 Clay and Buck are admitting Harris and Biden are too stupid to recognize when their advisors are wrong?
Posted by: blake
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Limited modified hangout procedure. A one claim becomes untenable, media folks fall back to another claim.

Media folks, especially in the Conservative Media TM, almost always shy away from ascribing malice to Democrats--they have no problem ascribing malice to those on the right that fight the uniparty.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:41 PM (SI97o)

228 So Sweetdick Wade was hiding behind in Beirut and the Israelis took him out?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 12:41 PM (BVwxa)

229 Just have a cop pull over a relative.

I guarantee he will materialize.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 27, 2024 12:41 PM (zG664)

230 Glad they got the dog...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

That's usually the SWAT team's responsibility...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 12:42 PM (r3G7K)

231 216 Coast Guard rescues man and dog from sinking boat.
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I saw that on Sea Hunt with Lloyd Bridges. Lloyd got the dog out by using a soup pot for the dogs head. It worked. Lloyd Bridges is a good man. Not sure about his sons.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2024 12:42 PM (c711F)

232 Save the delta smelt.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:42 PM (LCr8f)

233 227 Media folks, especially in the Conservative Media TM, almost always shy away from ascribing malice to Democrats--they have no problem ascribing malice to those on the right that fight the uniparty.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:41 PM (SI97o)

=====

Their job is to police the right.

You police criminals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

234 Glad they got the dog...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

I think that makes it art.

Posted by: spindrift at September 27, 2024 12:42 PM (OguvZ)

235 If we have to rebuild, the Amish and us will not be in a forgiving mood.

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Damn fanatics won't march in step!

Canada is fining the Amish $300,000 for not downloading a COVID app

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

236 Yep NaCly I've now seen the imagery. Unlike any recent strikes in Beirut. Ouch!

Purely for personal entertainment I hope the cretins in DC and the whole pro-barbarian complex in Europe and elsewhere redouble their humiliating "ceasefire" kabuki. Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:43 PM (GcNJ2)

237 Two days ago:

TEL AVIV IN FLAMES, TEL AVIV IN FLAMES!!!

VICTORY!

FLEE PALESTINE, CURSED JEWS, BEFORE YOU ARE SLAUGHTERED!

Today:

BEIRUT BOMBED, BEIRUT BOMBED!

THIS IS THE GREATEST WAR CRIME EVER!

Posted by: Typical Pro-Hezbollah Account! at September 27, 2024 12:43 PM (uxCna)

238 " claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy."

My theory is they are holding it somewhat together for now, via giving billions (trillions?) to 15-25 Million illegals. All those new consumers, some of them taking low pay jobs ... gives a decent jolt to the "economy".

50 point rate cut is another jolt, might get another cut before election, to help Harris. Before the 2022 election they raised aggressively (to hurt Trump in the midterms, it would seem).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2024 12:44 PM (Cus5s)

239 197 I thought that Nasrallah was in a bunker under the Iranian embassy in Beirut.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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That does not seem to bother the Israelis if they can find the dude. Iran's pronouncements of death and destruction on the Israelis for decades plus their actions make a preventative attack on any Iranian assets suitable under the just war doctrine.

Iran has no moral claim to the validity of embassies either due to their actions against the US decades ago and their sponsored car bomb attacks on the US Lebanese embassy.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:44 PM (SI97o)

240 Listening to Bongino, and he seems to be legit worried that someone (Iran) might be trying to take out Trump's plane with a SAM. I did not have that on my Bingo card. Damn.

Posted by: spypeach at September 27, 2024 12:44 PM (UuB/1)

241 I bet Clay and Buck think we have a "Democracy"

The day I heard Cruz say our precious democracy in a hearing...... 🙄

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:45 PM (LCr8f)

242 "Clay and Buck" are the two guys who replaced Rush Limbaugh in his time slot, at least on my FM ralk radio station. Clay Travis & Buck Sexton. Their voices, like a lot of radio duos, sound too much alike; I can't tell them apart. I'll leave their "Best of" show on during a shave on a SAturday afternoon, but I'm not that big a fan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

243 Canada is fining the Amish $300,000 for not downloading a COVID app
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

I keep seeing reports of this. I don't know if we have any Amish around here. We have Hutterites and Mennonites. And I have never been told to download a "Covid App."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (r3G7K)

244 Flipped on Cavuto (spit) and the Fox reporter said it's confirmed that the target in Beirut was Nasrallah. Cavuto said that would upset the White House. I sure as hell hope so Neal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (BVwxa)

245 Clay and Buck sound like optrolled composition.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (LCr8f)

246 DRAG THE POND, CHECK THE UNMARKED WELL, SEARCH THE BASEMENT SUMP, CHECK THE UNUSED REFRIGERATORS! SPARE NO TIME, THERE MAY BE HOPE YET!

Has anyone looked down the trash incinerator or the plastic recycling machine?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (D7oie)

247 Piper, that's good to know. I've always enjoyed them when I've heard them on my radio. It's just frustrating to hear our side attribute gross incompetence to a mistake, as if that excuses the incompetence.

We have spent decades assuming democrats are surely not that bad, surely if they wised up they'd see the light... I can't do that anymore. At some point, when it's repeated over and over, continual gross incompetence DOES become malice.

I am trying to teach this concept to a stubborn teenager. Just because you didn't mean to be careless, doesn't mean you were trying NOT to be, either. And whatever your intent, the result is the same: people or things got broken.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (aTW19)

248 My theory is they are holding it somewhat together for now, via giving billions (trillions?) to 15-25 Million illegals. All those new consumers, some of them taking low pay jobs ... gives a decent jolt to the "economy".

50 point rate cut is another jolt, might get another cut before election, to help Harris. Before the 2022 election they raised aggressively (to hurt Trump in the midterms, it would seem).
Posted by: illiniwek
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All the cut will do is spur inflation. East Coast ILA Dockworkers strike is the next hurdle in October.

Basically, the illegals do nothing but consume and that is being paid for by deficit spending--not by any productive work. Thus, more money chasing scarce goods means more inflation for housing, energy, food, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (SI97o)

249 And that Adidas lunch bag? Not only does it sound cheap, like stuff is loose behind the lining, it's not wide enough to take the plastic bowl I use for my salad. It's gotta go back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

250 Thanks NaCly. I believe MSC recently announced they'd be putting some ships in Royal Navy status (i.e. tied up at the dock, inactive) due to personnel shortages. As those are civilians, not sure why they're facing a shortage.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:47 PM (GcNJ2)

251 Anyone at this point who hadn't gotten out of Dahieh (Hezbollah's stronghold in Beirut), was really, really slow on the uptake.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:47 PM (uxCna)

252 I never liked Cavuto. These GOPe types all had a certain holy man stench to them.

Which the Uniparty/Democrats leveraged to tar and brand Republicans forever.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:48 PM (LCr8f)

253 Basically, the illegals do nothing but consume and that is being paid for by deficit spending--not by any productive work. Thus, more money chasing scarce goods means more inflation for housing, energy, food, etc.

Hey - that strategy worked great during the Covid lockdowns!

Posted by: The Fed! at September 27, 2024 12:48 PM (uxCna)

254 253 Basically, the illegals do nothing but consume and that is being paid for by deficit spending--not by any productive work. Thus, more money chasing scarce goods means more inflation for housing, energy, food, etc.

Hey - that strategy worked great during the Covid lockdowns!
Posted by: The Fed! at September 27, 2024 12:48 PM (uxCna)

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At least the New Deal tried to build stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

255 And that Adidas lunch bag? Not only does it sound cheap, like stuff is loose behind the lining, it's not wide enough to take the plastic bowl I use for my salad. It's gotta go back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu

Why not get a real lunchbox, with a Thermos in the lid?

https://tinyurl.com/56havase

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 12:50 PM (r3G7K)

256 Patriots, a national/federal equivalent to state ballot initiatives/referendums/propositions (ala Convention of States) is needed in lieu of a constitutional amendment.
1. All members of congress (and family members) must have any/all stocks held in blind trusts.
2. 20 yr ban on lobbying after retirement.
3. Congressional salaries based on reducing the debt.
4. Hand counting of votes.
5. National holiday for voting.
6. Very minimal mail-in ballots.
7. Voter ID.
8. Deport illegals convicted of sexu@l offenses. Let’s bypass our compromised and traitorous “elected” officials. Got any other ideas to thwart the foxes guarding the henhouses? Let’s do this!!!

Unfortunately, Uniparty/Blob/Deep State grifters will argue that “direct democracy is corrosive to long term liberty.”
Sorry.
The rate we’re going now we won’t have liberty for very long.

Posted by: Pete Cook at September 27, 2024 12:50 PM (/O7dq)

257 245 Clay and Buck sound like optrolled composition.
Posted by: ...
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Of course they are. Anyone that is getting paid by someone other than oneself sings the song of who pays them.

You might get lucky and get someone brave enough that has their own advertisers that are immune to leftist pressure (Limbaugh) but most are slaves to whoever pays them--the syndicates and advertisers willing to put money into ads on their shows.

The Big Pharma ad reliance destroyed any ability for broadcast news to actually deal with the problem that the Covid vaxxs are deadly. That is also one of the reasons that Fox is a crap network and useless for most informational purposes.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:51 PM (SI97o)

258 Hey - that strategy worked great during the Covid lockdowns!
Posted by: The Fed! at September 27, 2024 12:48 PM (uxCna)

The NY State Cheat Machine will need some significant upgrading this election cycle to meet demand.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 12:51 PM (rj6Yv)

259 ARC exactly right - and Hezb's pattern of being "caught" in strikes in that 'hood rivals the Ba'athist Iraq accomplishment of being surprised by an attack whose date was effectively contained in a UN resolution. It's the ability to generate real-time granular intel in that environment, for targeting, that is simply astonishing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:51 PM (GcNJ2)

260 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Only in NYC… 🤣🤣🤣

https://tinyurl.com/3mc3u6vu

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

261 252 I never liked Cavuto. These GOPe types all had a certain holy man stench to them.

Which the Uniparty/Democrats leveraged to tar and brand Republicans forever.
Posted by: ...
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Cavuto is Globo Homo Uniparty personified.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (SI97o)

262 Listening to Clay and Buck right now claiming Biden and Harris were 't deliberately tanking the economy. They just had suck bad advisors. Honest mistake. Nevermind they are both lifetime high level politicians. Why do these cuck conservative pundits spend so much time apologizing for Democrats?
Posted by: Ribbed at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (+xrWz)

I suspect it is like Bush being both a supervillain level schemer while also being a chimpanzee level intellect.
I doubt the intent was to tank the economy, it is just the economic well being of the US and the people in it take a back seat to stuffing money into selected pockets.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (D7oie)

263 Unfortunately, Uniparty/Blob/Deep State grifters will argue that “direct democracy is corrosive to long term liberty.”
Sorry.
The rate we’re going now we won’t have liberty for very long.
Posted by: Pete Cook at September 27, 2024 12:50 PM (/O7dq)

Nice wish list. But you left out the pony.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (r3G7K)

264 I really don't know if Z man is just basically an actor, or if he's also a dumb stupid idiot person.

Who did he think he would be talking to, all those sycophantic assholes in Washington? This is Don Trump, he dominates everybody.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (dGCAG)

He's both. His staff was almost entirely made up of the crew from his sitcom. Now he's begging for not just financial aid but for the US to back him in Ukraine since most want him gone and more politicians are publicly speaking out against him. He's also no longer the president. Maybe out politicians should think about that since we're are all about democracy and such now.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (s68pH)

265 11 people have died from Helene. Ugh.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (pZEOD)

266 Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:51 PM (SI97o)

Yeah. They suck.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (eZwyX)

267 Israel planned strike on Nasrallah for a while & monitored his location, @IsraelHayomHeb reports; IDF used 1-ton bunker busters to bomb Hezbollah HQ, @kann_news says.

Grave concern in Hezbollah that leader Hassan Nasrallah was killed along with Iranian general, says Mideast commentator Ehud Yaari; senior Hezbollah member Hashem Safieddine, a potential Nasrallah successor, almost certainly killed. via @N12News

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (uxCna)

268 We should all keep calling his office and asking for Sweetdick Honeycum. Like ALL of us. Who's in?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (ewjUl)

269
He's Fanni's daughter's Baby Daddy, I tells ya!

He ain't worried 'bout the Feds -- he's petrified by what the Sleigh Kween will do to him and his package.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (xG4kz)

270 Listening to Bongino, and he seems to be legit worried that someone (Iran) might be trying to take out Trump's plane with a SAM. I did not have that on my Bingo card. Damn.
Posted by: spypeach

I heard that from him too. Something about Stinger missiles smuggled across the border. Any bets they were 'lost' in Afghanistan during the "Biden Bug-out"?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (fQmeC)

271 He's both. His staff was almost entirely made up of the crew from his sitcom. Now he's begging for not just financial aid but for the US to back him in Ukraine since most want him gone and more politicians are publicly speaking out against him. He's also no longer the president. Maybe out politicians should think about that since we're are all about democracy and such now.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (s68pH)
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Sounds like the Ukrainian population has tumbled to the fact the US is willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1)

272 267 Israel planned strike on Nasrallah for a while & monitored his location, @IsraelHayomHeb reports; IDF used 1-ton bunker busters to bomb Hezbollah HQ, @kann_news says.

Grave concern in Hezbollah that leader Hassan Nasrallah was killed along with Iranian general, says Mideast commentator Ehud Yaari; senior Hezbollah member Hashem Safieddine, a potential Nasrallah successor, almost certainly killed. via @N12News
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (uxCna)

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So, Israel is going at and successfully hitting the leadership of organizations that attack them. They're doing it relentlessly and inventively.

I wonder if Iran has noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

273 News says there was a big explosion in Beruit. So either Israel killed some terrorists or the terrorists blew themselves up again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 27, 2024 12:55 PM (c0+ux)

274 143 Everyone near me dies, yet mysteriously I don't have a hair harmed on my head!

Oops! Oopsie!
Posted by: Hassan Nasrallah!
_______

We found the Israeli mole!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 27, 2024 12:55 PM (93cE+)

275 Because Soros just bought every radio station in the country.
Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 12:20 PM (UnA8+)

Soros bought 14 million of Audacity's debt, which is the part that gets priority in their current bankruptcy, and they will then sell off the assets for what profit they can get.
Which are mostly local AM music stations.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 12:55 PM (D7oie)

276 At least the New Deal tried to build stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Illegals should be put in work camps when caught and made to do productive things until their appeals etc. run out. Then deport them.

If illegals coming to the US means they get happy fun workcamps when caught and not being able to get side gigs, sweet taxpayer money, and so on. We will get much less of it.

I would put Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods into practice.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:55 PM (SI97o)

277 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Meanwhile in Louisiana…

https://tinyurl.com/3wu2m5kf

Posted by: redridinghood at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (NpAcC)

278 At least the New Deal tried to build stuff.

Remember, during the Obama "stimulus", an explicit decision was made not to build anything, because that would employ "burly white men".

Instead, the money went to subsidize government offices, heavily staffed by minority women.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (uxCna)

279 Well, on the bright side for younger Hezb members, opportunities for promotion have never been greater!

If they got the Marshmallow Mullah and his top aides, we really do have a headless chicken in Hezbollah. I am confident Israel thought this through, but Nasrallah had already become even more of an object of ridicule - which is a substantive thing in that region - than he already was, for his toothless threats amidst incessant unanswered Israeli body blows to his outfit.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (GcNJ2)

280
Listening to Bongino, and he seems to be legit worried that someone (Iran) might be trying to take out Trump's plane with a SAM.

_________

What do they think will happen if they take him out? Is everyone going to think they have no choice but vote for Mrs. Emhoff?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (BkEzK)

281 No sirree, he just stepped out for a smoke and lost track of the time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Got a crib and squeeze in Hotlanta, Jack
I went out for a smoke and I never went back
Like a river that don't know where it's flowin'
Testify in the House, I sure ain't goin'

Everybody got a hungry dick
Everybody got corruptible heart
She paid good money and I played my part
I won't go near Fort Marcy Park

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (KAi1n)

282 >>> 264 I really don't know if Z man is just basically an actor, or if he's also a dumb stupid idiot person.

Who did he think he would be talking to, all those sycophantic assholes in Washington? This is Don Trump, he dominates everybody.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:27 PM (dGCAG)

He's both. His staff was almost entirely made up of the crew from his sitcom. Now he's begging for not just financial aid but for the US to back him in Ukraine since most want him gone and more politicians are publicly speaking out against him. He's also no longer the president. Maybe out politicians should think about that since we're are all about democracy and such now.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (s68pH)

Seriously?

Yeah, he's totes a validly elected, popular dude and not a derp state puppet.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (FnneF)

283 It had occurred to me that the Israelis had taken the attacks on 10/7 rather lightly.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (LCr8f)

284 IDF used 1-ton bunker busters

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They should call them Whoopies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (L/fGl)

285 Soros bought 14 million of Audacity's debt, which is the part that gets priority in their current bankruptcy, and they will then sell off the assets for what profit they can get.
Which are mostly local AM music stations.
Posted by: Kindltot
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He did so illegally as he has a foreign investor exceeding 25 percent of the total. Can't do that despite what the FCC tried to do in a narrow partisan 3-2 decision that is unprecedented.

The deal is likely to cause lawsuits against the FCC action that may make it untenable to continue.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (SI97o)

286
Well, on the bright side for younger Hezb members, opportunities for promotion have never been greater!

_________

"A long war or a sickly season!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (BkEzK)

287 Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 12:53 PM (fQmeC)

I don’t believe it would be Iran. I believe it would be instigated by our own people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (QaBWR)

288 rhomboid

Not enough certified Merchant Marine sailors young enough to man the ships we currently have. The shortage in operating crew members can only be made up by reducing the number of operating ships.

Throw in some double crewing (up to 4-6 months off between contracts), and you run out of crew fast.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (u82oZ)

289 Oh boy Trump said he has a great relationship with Putin to Z man.. Can they impeach a presidential candidate ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 27, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

It bothers me that everyone has to preface every comment about Pootin with "of course he's a bad guy, but..."

Compared to whom? Our politicians???

Nonsense, he went to war because we forced it on him, and he's doing everything he can for the people of his country, and they love him for it.

Hans... yes, we're the baddies.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (dGCAG)

290
One of the weird things about X is that it periodically develops odd obsessions about what it chooses to show me.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 12:40 PM

Follow about 30 people on "our" side and you'll see the good stuff and the breaking stuff:

Try following:
Don, Don Jr, Alex Jones, amuse, clown world, Jack Prosebic (sp?), Elon (of course), Mike at Rasmussen (polls), Robby Starbuck (DEI battles), Laura Loomer, James Woods, Leading Report, Charlie Kirk, End Wokeness, Benny Johnson, Joe Rogan... to name but a few.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (RKVpM)

291 "Rex deQuim"

Aaagh, ya got me. I'm dead.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (MX0bI)

292 Sounds like the Ukrainian population has tumbled to the fact the US is willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian.

I've made that quite explicit.

Say, did you know that there are a trillion dollars of minerals in Eastern Ukraine?

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 27, 2024 12:58 PM (uxCna)

293 Apparently Trump told Zelensky where he could sit when they met.

Boss move. Like the two scoops stuff back in the WH days. You are the beggar, Z-Man, and Trump will remind you.

https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/1839688440545263638

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 12:58 PM (HHeVI)

294
What do they think will happen if they take him out? Is everyone going to think they have no choice but vote for Mrs. Emhoff?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM

Jackemhoff is how she got here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2024 12:58 PM (ewjUl)

295 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

296 In 2016 when Obama tried to announce to Trump that politics "wasn't a reality show" that was him and the rest of the Uniparty laughing at us.

Because actually that's exactly what it is. Obama knew he was a scripted piece of garbage. But it's fun for them to project their own nonsense onto unsuspecting innocents.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 12:59 PM (LCr8f)

297 >>> 284 IDF used 1-ton bunker busters

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They should call them Whoopies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (L/fGl)

Do they have anything bigger? They could call those Vindmans.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:59 PM (FnneF)

298 273 News says there was a big explosion in Beruit. So either Israel killed some terrorists or the terrorists blew themselves up again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Both at the same time would be nice. Terrorists tend to like the same ratholes where they store their munitions.

Same as that ship full of decaying fertilizer that blew up several years ago in a Shia section of Beirut.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:59 PM (SI97o)

299 The snizz is more powerful than that congressional law bizz.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Remember you can't vote for Trump because he might have had a side chick.

However the fact Kamala Harris was a sidechick is all the more reason you should vote for her

Posted by: The FNM at September 27, 2024 12:59 PM (oZhjI)

301 What do they think will happen if they take him out? Is everyone going to think they have no choice but vote for Mrs. Emhoff?

My legal opinion will say exactly that.

Posted by: Marc Elias! at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)

302 273 News says there was a big explosion in Beruit. So either Israel killed some terrorists or the terrorists blew themselves up again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Cut the red wire first Achmed, wait! The Gre

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (ewjUl)

303 And Democrats are cozy cozy with Putin's good friend Iran why...

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (LCr8f)

304 He's both. His staff was almost entirely made up of the crew from his sitcom. Now he's begging for not just financial aid but for the US to back him in Ukraine since most want him gone and more politicians are publicly speaking out against him. He's also no longer the president. Maybe out politicians should think about that since we're are all about democracy and such now.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 12:52 PM (s68pH)

Seriously?

Yeah, he's totes a validly elected, popular dude and not a derp state puppet.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 12:56 PM (FnneF)

I've heard others say he's not the president, but I don't know if that just means since he suspended elections (yay, democracy), he's no longer valid in office. I don't see anyone else claiming to be president, but yeah, puppets don't really have presidents, just... things on the strings.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

305 Try following:
Don, Don Jr, Alex Jones, amuse, clown world, Jack Prosebic (sp?), Elon (of course), Mike at Rasmussen (polls), Robby Starbuck (DEI battles), Laura Loomer, James Woods, Leading Report, Charlie Kirk, End Wokeness, Benny Johnson, Joe Rogan... to name but a few.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Jack Posobiec

Also, Ed Dowd

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (vcOmj)

306 NaCly that's shocking yet unsurprising. All the sinews of power seem to have been withering away. Even personnel to man auxiliaries.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (GcNJ2)

307 Sounds like the Ukrainian population has tumbled to the fact the US is willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian.

Forcing the Uke war to drag on and on after its been decided is a great way to get a bunch of white Christians killed.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (oZhjI)

308 I had forgotten his name is Nathan Wade. I know him only as Darius Sweetdick Honeycum. Same with Madison Cornbread. No idea what her actual name is. I like the HQ. But it can make it hard to have a conversation about politics with outsiders.
Posted by: A Rose is a Rose
.......

Just tell them not to vote for Ding-Dong in November.

Posted by: wth at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

309 What do they think will happen if they take him out?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

This is what I wonder too.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (fQmeC)

310 I've made that quite explicit.

Say, did you know that there are a trillion dollars of minerals in Eastern Ukraine?
Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at September 27, 2024 12:58 PM (uxCna)

Heh. There's probably a trillion dollars worth of metals in the ground under your State. Never mind that it would cost 40 trillion dollars to mine and refine it all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (r3G7K)

311 I saw Lance Clamhammer open for Howie Mandel at The Laff Factory in '87.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

312 nood NY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

313 Oh boy Trump said he has a great relationship with Putin to Z man.. Can they impeach a presidential candidate ?

Trump is making the point that he can negotiate an end to the war.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (uxCna)

314 I bought a carton of milk the other day.

Nathan Wade's picture was on the side

"Have you seen me?"

I might have made this all up, afterall.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 27, 2024 01:01 PM (vcOmj)

315 Even during the civil war the US had elections.

Now why would it be lil Z suspended them and banned opposition parties?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 01:02 PM (oZhjI)

316 Those were whole building hits, centered on the ground floor to get into the sub-basements.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 12:38 PM (u82oZ)

When I see red or yellowish smoke in the plume, I suspect there was rockets stored in the site, the solid and hypergolic fuels tend to burn red and yellow, depending.

It could be pulverized red brick though which is very impressive in itself.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 01:03 PM (D7oie)

317 "Soros bought 14 million of Audacity's debt, which is the part that gets priority in their current bankruptcy, and they will then sell off the assets for what profit they can get."

Ummm, do you mean Audacy? The "Audacity" I know is great, audio editing freeware.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 01:03 PM (KAi1n)

318 So Sweetdick Wade was hiding behind in Beirut and the Israelis took him out?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan!

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at September 27, 2024 01:03 PM (vcOmj)

319 I think there's an uncomfortable question no one is willing to ask:

Why is the Junta hell bent on ending the Israeli war in the ME while perpetuating the war in Ukraine?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 01:05 PM (tT6L1)

320 've heard others say he's not the president, but I don't know if that just means since he suspended elections (yay, democracy), he's no longer valid in office. I don't see anyone else claiming to be president, but yeah, puppets don't really have presidents, just... things on the strings.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 27, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

His term expired based on their constitution.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 01:05 PM (s68pH)

321 blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Answer:

Ukraine gives graft to US politicians. A lot of graft.

Israel, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 01:06 PM (u82oZ)

322
Yes, let's put ourselves in a corner of ideological purity and shame the nonconformists. This is where William f Buckley went off the tracks.

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 01:07 PM (j4U/Z)

323 Even during the civil war the US had elections.

Now why would it be lil Z suspended them and banned opposition parties?
Posted by: 18-1

During the Civil War, someone thought, "you know what this country needs? A steak sauce!"

And A-1 was born.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 01:08 PM (Qnwun)

324 Well, off to get a happy fun MRI. Had an outbuilding damaged by a massive falling tree this morning thanks to the hurricane.

Sucks not being able to sort the damage out myself due to infirmity.

Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 01:11 PM (SI97o)

325
Why not get a real lunchbox, with a Thermos in the lid?

https://tinyurl.com/56havase
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024

***
Looks interesting. EBay? Or does someone still make them?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

326 Illegals should be put in work camps when caught and made to do productive things until their appeals etc. run out. Then deport them.

If illegals coming to the US means they get happy fun workcamps when caught and not being able to get side gigs, sweet taxpayer money, and so on. We will get much less of it.

I would put Sheriff Joe Arpaio's methods into practice.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:55 PM (SI97o)

whig, the illegals are being brought in principally to act as slave labor that is being completely subsidized by the communities and the feral gov. The gov is completely on board for this. During official slavery in the 19th century the whole "institution" was subsidized by force, from support, to policing, to preventing manumission. Today this is expanded to socialize the whole institution for the benefit of specific industries

MAKING THEM INTO ACTUAL SLAVES IS ENCOURAGING THIS PROBLEM NOT SOLVING THE PROBLEM

Human trafficking is slavery. Profiting off it is the goal. We are the secondary victims

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 01:14 PM (D7oie)

327 At some point the Lebanese are going to have to get their shit together and end the occupation. I don't know if there has been any action in this department. Maybe the leaders in Lebanon are waiting till it's safer.

I'd like to see a big rally or something.

Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2024 01:14 PM (QB+5g)

328 He did so illegally as he has a foreign investor exceeding 25 percent of the total. Can't do that despite what the FCC tried to do in a narrow partisan 3-2 decision that is unprecedented.

The deal is likely to cause lawsuits against the FCC action that may make it untenable to continue.
Posted by: whig at September 27, 2024 12:57 PM (SI97o)

Yep, but that is not an immediate torch your hair, it is merely one more in a long chain of actions of our Rentier Democracy.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 01:16 PM (D7oie)

329 rickb223: "Like you give a shit about wasting tax dollars."

Exactly. It's NOT the money; it's the obstruction of justice and evasion.

They ALWAYS do this. Focus on the most trivial and ignore the damn elephant in the room.

Same thing for, for example, the border invasion. "Oh, my, look what you're doing to the children and their trafficking!" Yeah, that's bad, but how about every other thing that's getting trafficked. And the encyclopedia of crimes committed. And the cost to the taxpayers for endless subsidies. And the loss of sovereignty. And the national security threat. On and on and on, it's an entire portfolio of godawful. But let's just pick the one Pavlovian answer and make sure it can be spun to appear like political grandstanding.

The US government abandoned "money" limitations decades ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 27, 2024 01:23 PM (aXxgO)

330 This story says Roy Barnes turned down Willis’ request that he represent her. I thought get it strange that a former governor would get mixed up in this.

https://tinyurl.com/emf6vpdu

Posted by: Germanicus at September 27, 2024 01:38 PM (Pt9LW)

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