Puff Diddler's Lawyer: Don't Even Worry About the 1,000 Bottles of Baby Oil and Lubricant Puff Diddler Bought. That Wasn't For Sex Parties. He Just Buys in Bulk Because That's Where the Savings Are.

Sean "Diddy" Combs' lawyer thinks there's a simple explanation for the rapper's massive supply of baby oil: He buys in bulk.
Marc Agnifilo spoke about the disgraced hip-hop mogul's arrest and federal prosecutors' claim that Homeland Security found 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube when they raided Combs' mansions while speaking with TMZ, echoing what he told The Post in an exclusive interview last week.
"Back when I was a kid in the late '70s, they were called threesomes," Agnifilo said of the so-called "freak off" sex parties that the US Attorneys allege Diddy, 54, hosted. According to the feds, Diddy would lure and coerce women to engage in sexual performances with male sex workers for him to watch and record -- sometimes without their knowledge.
As for why Combs would need 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube if the rapper was having threesomes and not "freak offs," Agnifilo told TMZ, "I don't know where the number '1,000' came from. I can't imagine it's thousands [of bottles of baby oil and lube], and I'm not really sure what the baby oil has to do with anything."

When TMZ's Harvey Levin explained that the baby oil could be used as "a lubricant for an orgy," the rapper's attorney responded, "I guess -- I don't know what you need a thousand [for]. One bottle of baby oil goes a long way. I don't know what you need a thousand for."

Agnifilo added, "[Diddy] has a big house. He buys in bulk. I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home. I mean, have you sat in a parking lot of a Costco and see what people walk out of there with?"
"I don't think it was a thousand. Let's just say it was a lot."

Gossips say that anyone who ever "partied" with Puff Diddler is either going to jail, or going to be called as witness to crimes.

And in the latter case, their lives will be demolished, because Puff Diddler will release the videotapes of anyone who testifies against him.

One Department of Homeland Security agent who visited Diddy's $35 million Florida mansion in March -- his California home, which he listed for sale for $61.5 million in September, was also searched -- told a news outlet that the "Mo Money Mo Problems" hitmaker had rooms that were filled with sex toys, bondage gear, lingerie -- and hidden cameras. "You were being recorded from every possible angle, including angles you wouldn't have known about," the agent explained, adding that the women involved were "either barely legal, or barely illegal."
The agent branded Diddy "as bad as Jeffrey Epstein," the convicted pedophile financier who died in a New York jail at 66 in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges. Diddy's attorney Marc Agnifilo denied the similarity, insisting in court September 17, "these were consenting adults."

A 16 year old alleges she was non-consenting.

Not according to the feds. Diddy ensured participation from the women by controlling their careers, tracking their whereabouts and using "intimidation and violence," prosecutors say. He allegedly assaulted women by "striking, punching, dragging, throwing objects at and kicking them" causing injuries that could take days or weeks to heal.
He got away with it for more than a decade, prosecutors claim, by relying on his employees, who he sometimes controlled with violence, to ensure witnesses kept their mouths shut. There are also reports of potential blackmail material, with feds confirming Diddy "used the sensitive, embarrassing and incriminating recordings that he made during Freak Offs as collateral to ensure the continued obedience and silence of the victims."
Indeed, aside from those who've filed civil lawsuits, few have spoken out. According to rapper, actor and producer 50 Cent, 49, that's because "some of them were involved, at the parties and enjoyed themselves, so they don't know what the f--k is on tape," as he told The Hollywood Reporter in July. Hip-hop radio host Charlamagne Tha God, 46, believes "there will be others involved," warning on The Breakfast Club September 17, "If you've ever been butt naked anywhere with Diddy and there was some women around or men around that he told you were part of the party, you're probably going to jail." Says the source: "There are dozens of people in Hollywood who are terrified of being called to testify. It could spell ruin."
Then there are the civil lawsuits. Singer Casandra "Cassie" Ventura, 38, who was in a relationship with Diddy for about a decade until 2018, bravely opened the floodgates last November when she filed a 35-page complaint accusing Diddy of sexual assault, battery and sex trafficking. He's also facing at least seven other suits from people including singer Dawn Richards (who says she witnessed him perform sex acts on passed-out women at his parties, telling guests, "This is what we do, this is how we party"); producer Rodney "Lil Rod" Jones (who alleges he was required to tape sex acts for Diddy); and Liza Garner (who says Diddy forced her to have sex when she was only 16). Diddy has denied all the allegations.
Diddy's legal woes have led authorities to revisit other troubling claims. A September 16 news report claims federal investigators have been quietly collaborating with Nevada authorities to revisit the drive-by shooting of Tupac Shakur in 1996. (Duane "Keefe D" Davis, the suspect in the case, previously alleged that Diddy solicited him to kill the star.) While in May, Rolling Stone sparked fresh speculation about the 1997 murder of the Notorious B.I.G. (real name: Christopher Wallace) when it reported Biggie allegedly planned to cut ties with Diddy's Bad Boy Records label shortly before his death. Diddy has denied any involvement in the killings.

P. Diddler is threatening that if this prosecution doesn't stop, he's going to take the stand and air out every one else's dirty laundry:

Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra
Diddy's lawyer has confirmed he's prepared to testify in court, potentially exposing other high-profile figures in an effort to reduce his sentence.
"I don't know that I could keep him off the stand. I think he is very eager to tell his story. And I think he will tell every part of his story."
Diddy has pleaded not guilty to all three charges and was denied bail.

Love it. Bring it on. Bring it all out.

Fellow rapper Fifty Cent is making a documentary about Puff Diddler.

In this NSFW video, Fifty Cent said he knew to be wary of Puff Diddler based on this unusual request: Diddler asked him to "go shopping" with him. Which Fifty Cent says makes him a "fruit pop" and made him wonder, "What did this ***** just ask me?"

Like I said, NSFW. Kinda funny though.

Puff Diddy's lawyers also said that the one-time crap rapper couldn't be gay, no matter how many guys he had forced to have sex with him, because he had a "No Homo" chip installed in his spine.

Below, some vids, including some funny ones.

NEW: Diddy’s former bodyguard Gene Deal suggests that Diddy may have tapes of politicians, princes and even preachers which could now be in the hands of the feds.

“I don't think it's only celebrities gonna be shook. He had politicians in there, he had princes in there. He also… pic.twitter.com/hheJPwrKMe
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 5, 2024

I forgot about this gem from South Park making fun of P. Diddy’s “Vote or Die!” campaign.🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/NT9Fsi8NX2
— I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 (@ImMeme0) September 25, 2024

Cynics and squares will say this is a deepfake:

Hillary gets asked her thoughts on Diddy and what her plans are for him!!

How freaking EPIC is this y’all?!?😂👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/af7AtXmNCU
— SaltyGoat (@SaltyGoat17) September 22, 2024

Hillary has some more advice for Puff Diddler.

Bonus: Oprah Winfrey is pals with both Harvey Weinstein and Puff Diddler and she now supports KA-ma-la.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM

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Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 01:59 PM (V13WU)

2 great, no 1 on diddy thread..ugh

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 02:00 PM (V13WU)

3 All the lawyers lie like this.

All our politicians are lawyers...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 27, 2024 02:01 PM (JMAcK)

4 Well, I mean. You don't want to run out of baby oil when you've got dry skin. That bulk cost savings adds up!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2024 02:01 PM (OX9vb)

5 50's got a well tuned gheydar!

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 02:02 PM (V13WU)

6 When a hurricane is coming, my shopping cart is full of baby oil -- Pistol Pete Buttigudge

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 27, 2024 02:02 PM (7leMO)

7 Choke the chicken!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 02:03 PM (Q4IgG)

8 Ah, baby oil. That's what they want the kids for.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 02:03 PM (gdH0L)

9 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 02:04 PM (v6XNT)

10 He's dead, Jim.

Or soon will be.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (uxCna)

11 Good Lord, the extent of the depravity of these people and of their kinks . . .

Fun fact: The James Bond villain Mr. Big's real name was Buonaparte Ignace Gallia; thus, B.I.G.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

12 I don;t want to think about what diddy did wit dat oil.

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (V13WU)

13 I just bought 1,000 Tampons at the advice of Tim Walz.
He said the price may go up 100% after the erection.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (hbjSA)

14 Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) of Family Matters got Diddied so the only Father of the 90s sitcom that's not a wierdo is AL Bundy, Tim Allen did do time for drug dealing.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (FCrpy)

15 Gossips say that anyone who ever "partied" with Puff Diddler is either going to jail, or going to be called as witness to crimes.

=======

It'd be fun if this was finally the high-profile case that touched the highest levels of power that actually made a difference.

I remember the Panama Papers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

16 21 dead due to Helene.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (FfOMr)

17 Pink & Usher have both scrubbed their social media accounts and Orca is laying low because of her involvement with Diddler and Weinstein.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (Qnwun)

18 He's dead, Jim.

Or soon will be.

I'll make sure of that.

Posted by: Obama! at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (uxCna)

19 Diddy is just a distraction.

They needed a big headline to push out the 2nd Trump assassination attempt and give them an excuse to not cover it.

Seriously, he tried to kill Trump on Saturday, and then on Monday they arrested Diddy.

Never has a propaganda distraction been SO blatant.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (setIA)

20 Diddy? Won't see him around no more.

Posted by: Special Agent Clemenza at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (2UnvF)

21 Diddy is going to have 'an accident '

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (/6GbT)

22 21 dead due to Helene.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024

***
Low for a storm of its size and category. Glad there weren't more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

23 I think P Diddy has a prepper website. The Decadent Survivalist.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at September 27, 2024 02:07 PM (upQFr)

24 so long as an actress i have the hots for wasn't involved, i don't really care about this apart from the humorous and degrading aspects

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 27, 2024 02:07 PM (CWTWj)

25 Low for a storm of its size and category. Glad there weren't more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

True. The number will go up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (FfOMr)

26 14 Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) of Family Matters got Diddied so the only Father of the 90s sitcom that's not a wierdo is AL Bundy, Tim Allen did do time for drug dealing.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

He is denying this adamantly right now.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (pZEOD)

27 Costco doesn't sell baby oil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (63Dwl)

28 Give the lawyer credit, he said it with a straight face.

Posted by: Avi at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (T4qa/)

29 Awful lot of black men being rounded up by deep state all of a sudden. I kind of think they know they are going to loose the WH.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (c711F)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

31 uh oh

Posted by: zombie jeffrey epstein at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (90qrx)

32 The sad thing for me is I realize it’s probably true and diddy or whatever his name is… is probably as guilty as sin.

But even more certain for me is the feds are corrupt. If the FIB and DOJ are bringing the charges I almost hope he gets off…. Trust is gone

Better that 10 guilty go free than one innocent get locked up

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (ANuwa)

33 No Homo chip?

This reality is fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (ocWik)

34 Seems 2 Live Crew was ahead of the game......

https://youtu.be/mF11ZqOZ8vA

NSFW

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

35 A dam in NC just failed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (FfOMr)

36 I just bought 1,000 Tampons at the advice of Tim Walz.
He said the price may go up 100% after the erection.
Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (hbjSA)
****
you were lied to
tampons are FREE in public school restrooms

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (0Gnoc)

37 Leave the baby oil, take the cannoli.

Posted by: Special Agent Clemenza at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (2UnvF)

38 Nasarallah might be tot. big BOOM

Posted by: torabora at September 27, 2024 02:10 PM (0Gnoc)

39
I remember the Panama Papers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

That's what you use to smoke Panama Red.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 27, 2024 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

40 If you home ax you to "go shopping", I got news for him.

Posted by: Ice-T at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (PiwSw)

41 This is real Blue on Blue, in every sense of the word.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f)

42 How do we know what is in the baby oil bottles? Why would the feds take the lube and baby oil?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (Go6qm)

43 "Gossips say that anyone who ever "partied" with Puff Diddler is either going to jail, or going to be called as witness to crimes".

Considering the Obamas partied with him, I think it's just gossip. All those horror movies about how the rich and famous do weird shit appear to be based off of facts.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (s68pH)

44 remind me, how many oiled up dicks can you suck before your gay?

Posted by: super straight at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (90qrx)

45 Must be nice to get paid the big bucks to say something so stupid, Agnifilo.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (UnA8+)

46 Apropos of nothing, are we doing a "Dead Pool" this year? If so, I would suggest starting it today.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (yOPBE)

47 This is how much I don’t trust the Feds… some stupid lady filling in for Dennis Prager today was wasting time going through the Eric Adams indictment…. Treating the Fed accusations as gospel truth. Really??? They lie like they breathe

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (ANuwa)

48 And in the latter case, their lives will be demolished, because Puff Diddler will release the videotapes of anyone who testifies against him.

I don't care if their lives are demolished. I want to know. I want it exposed. All of it--get the Epstein goods out there, too. Even if we find that some of our own sacred cows get gored, we have to expose and put an end to this dreadful business.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (OX9vb)

49 torabora

Nah. He's safe. The lying liars in Hezbullshita told us so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

50 > 21 dead due to Helene
------
Listening to the Weather Channel's fear-porn actors we'll all be dead from it, the flooding, the wind, the power outages and/or the cannibals.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)

51 So if this scumbag's antics were so involved and long-running, and included so many people, how come it stayed quiet all those years?

why now

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (/7KEl)

52 I dunno, man. Being drunk and high on eBay will get you to buy . . . Stuff. Lots of stuff. Stuff you forgot you bought, or maybe you got in that rage and hit the ENTER button fifty or sixty times because it wasn't responding.

(I saw a report that Costco denies that P Diddy was a customer. I want to know if they could tepll if he went shopping with another member's card?)

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)

53 Diddy will be set free as soon as they find out Trump was never at one of his parties.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (UnA8+)

54 The Disgraced Hip-Hop Moguls is a good band name

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (/7KEl)

55 I admit to wanting Hillary & Bill Clinton to be held accountable for their corrupt and evil actions, but given how powerful they are I don't expect it to happen in this life. The thing is, we'll all have to go before the Lord. I'm a sinner badly in need of God's grace. I don't think my rap sheet in quite as long as Hillary's only because- so far -I haven't knocked off any people who stood in my way politically. Township Commitee is just not that important.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (MQJVv)

56

PD's chef had to go to the ER to get a dilitory removed from his back naughty...

Posted by: Elderly Git at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (rCZNj)

57 ryukyu

Porn Hub: The Forbidden Videos Of Puff Daddy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (u82oZ)

58 It'd be fun if this was finally the high-profile case that touched the highest levels of power that actually made a difference.

I remember the Panama Papers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

And Lava Jato, and the current Indonesian versoin, and FTX and and and and

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (D7oie)

59 Choke on a piece of fried chicken?
THAT'S RACIST!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (YjVTi)

60 the baby oil was spiked with drugs

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (dCxaZ)

61 I was hoping that Pizzagate was one of the conspiracies that wasn't true.

Too gross.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (WoGOu)

62 He Just Buys in Bulk Because That's Where the Savings Are.

So he must have a fckton of TP remaining from the woofloo days, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:13 PM (FnneF)

63 How does a no homo chip work? Zap you like a tazer if you're about to do the nasty with a dude?

"Say, I think I'll take one up the poop chu"ZZZZZZZZZZZap

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (2UnvF)

64 (I saw a report that Costco denies that P Diddy was a customer. I want to know if they could tepll if he went shopping with another member's card?)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)

Karen at the door would've busted his ass for trying that.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (z+ik4)

65 Supposedly, the dam at Lake Lure failed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (FfOMr)

66 FenelonSpoke

If you are a sinner, then I'm in a heap of trouble.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

67 The Oprah is in this up to her second chin. Elbow deep.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (/U5Yz)

68 "Maybe he slips in the shower..."

With all that lube, nobody would be surprised. Much better tactic thsn choking on fried chicken. (Really, Hillary, fried chicken? Why not watermelon, you rascist.)

Posted by: Abdul ibn Machmood ibn Moor at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (65zPH)

69 A dam in NC just failed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 27, 2024 02:09 PM (FfOMr)

Lake Lure, NW of Rutherfordton, NC.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (v6XNT)

70
Europe Invasion
@EuropeInvasionn
🚨BREAKING NEWS

Germany has reached an agreement with Turkey to mass deport 13,500 Turkish immigrants to Turkey.

500 immigrants will be deported every week.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (TGPs7)

71 Costco sells homo chips and salsa. Diddy buys it by the pallet.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (z+ik4)

72 Look MoFos Lizzo, Stacey Abrams , Whoopi and Oprah were skankin . Them bitches need buku lube and baby oil , yo.
Diddy for the defense

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (BVwxa)

73 I think the Oprah is no the Ozempic now

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

74
And Lava Jato, and the current Indonesian versoin, and FTX and and and and

Nugan Hand Bank

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (YjVTi)

75 "Why now?"

Black men are dribbling off the plantation and their population numbers are stagnant anyway compared to the raft of illegals who will soon be the new "base".

LBJ'Ss 200 year plan isn't as useful as it once was so Democrats are sliding how and why they really feel about black people - particularly black men - back into the country DM's.

Few will believe me. That's how it usually goes.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (LCr8f)

76 Bonus: Oprah Winfrey is pals with both Harvey Weinstein and Puff Diddler and she now supports KA-ma-la.

Remember that picture of Oprah and some blond chick sitting on a couch, where she's holding the girl's hand as the girl looks up at Harvey W? Yeah, it's as creepy as it sounds.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (FnneF)

77 Well, I mean. You don't want to run out of baby oil when you've got dry skin. That bulk cost savings adds up!

well, Eddie Griffin says one needs the baby oil because one does not wish to sport an ashy butthole

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

78 Diddy et al. were raping dudes on the promise that they would be made stars if they let it happen.
Or never work again.
So they go to these parties, get themselves f'ed up to blackout on drugs and get led into one of the rooms.
And filming it all.
And they were doing that to _every_ black music star.
And black actors.
Tyler Perry is one of them. Kevin Hart too. He's on videos interviewing Diddy. And there's a dildo on his bed.

This stuff is way sicker than you all imagine.

Diddy held a fundraiser for Kamala ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (/lzai)

79 63 How does a no homo chip work? Zap you like a tazer if you're about to do the nasty with a dude?

"Say, I think I'll take one up the poop chu"ZZZZZZZZZZZap
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (2UnvF)

Maybe it's like a pet chip. You can use an app to find the people who are not gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (PDf99)

80 53 >>>

*Or Epstein'd.

Either way, the point of this is that they're desperately hoping they can somehow rope DJT into this.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (UnA8+)

81 There's a better than 50-50 that Epstein is still alive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (OK7+u)

82 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

We're all sinners, dear, and as John Newton (author of "Amazing Grace" said, "I am old but I remember two things, "I am a great sinner and Jesus is a great Savior." (probably not a verbatim quote)/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (MQJVv)

83 Corn Pop >>> Puff Diddler

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

84 75 Black men are dribbling off the plantation and their population numbers are stagnant anyway compared to the raft of illegals who will soon be the new "base".

LBJ'Ss 200 year plan isn't as useful as it once was so Democrats are sliding how and why they really feel about black people - particularly black men - back into the country DM's.

Few will believe me. That's how it usually goes.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (LCr8f)

========

*palates of ballots get trucked into urban centers across America*

"See? Black men didn't actually turn to Trump! They voted just like they always do!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

85
Few will believe me. That's how it usually goes.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (LCr8f)

I loved the name "cassandra"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (D7oie)

86
Maybe it's like a pet chip. You can use an app to find the people who are not gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (PDf99)

In case they use a gaydar jammer.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (z+ik4)

87 Do lawyers have some sort of brain operation at the end of law school, in which their sense of shame is excised?

Because it sure does seem like it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (75zPW)

88
Look, what entertainment mogul doesn't have a torture chamber and abbatoir in the house for trafficked children? Diddy's being singled out for being a rich black man!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (BkEzK)

89 If one of those bottles should happen to fall . . .

Posted by: Ash is a damn robot! at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (kvDvI)

90 well, Eddie Griffin says one needs the baby oil because one does not wish to sport an ashy butthole
Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (dCxaZ)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Josh Brolin at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (PiwSw)

91 Since his arrest, multiple people have claimed that Puff Daddy has been an FBI informant.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

92 Costco doesn't sell baby oil.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Diddy needs to learn to shop on a budget.

Amazon:

Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

https://tinyurl.com/38d7aax3

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:18 PM (Qnwun)

93 In case they use a gaydar jammer.
Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:17 PM (z+ik4)

No pings, Vassily.

Seriously, get away from me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 02:18 PM (VoAdT)

94 75 "Why now?"

Black men are dribbling off the plantation and their population numbers are stagnant anyway compared to the raft of illegals who will soon be the new "base".

LBJ'Ss 200 year plan isn't as useful as it once was so Democrats are sliding how and why they really feel about black people - particularly black men - back into the country DM's.

Few will believe me. That's how it usually goes.
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (LCr8f)

Especially since all the new immigrants hate black people more than anybody.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:18 PM (UnA8+)

95 500 immigrants will be deported every week.

Used to have a nice BMW motorcycle, made in Germany. By Turkish "guest workers".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (YjVTi)

96 I would just like to say that Mr. Combs did not kill himself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (kgE5c)

97 Listening to the Weather Channel's fear-porn actors we'll all be dead from it, the flooding, the wind, the power outages and/or the cannibals.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 27, 2024 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)

It's like it's the first hurricane to ever hit the gulf shores in the history of ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

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Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (RHGPo)

99 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:16 PM (/lzai)

this entire subject is vomit-inducing but the Hillary clip at the end of the article is pretty funny

Posted by: kallisto at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (dCxaZ)

100

Elmer J Pud. I own a Mansion and a Yacht-cock, and an island with underage kids!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (x0n13)

101 Vice President Kamala Harris is bad at press interviews due to “a fear of saying the wrong thing,” the News York Times’ Rebecca Davis O’Brien explained to the paper’s audience on Thursday.
For “fear of saying the wrong thing” suggests Harris’s policy ideas are based on political expediency and not on an earnest belief in a political philosophy or ideology. Critics attack Harris as an empty political shell with intentions to do or say whatever is needed to get elected.

... Harris is a vacuous vessel

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (RHGPo)

102 >Black men are dribbling off the plantation
---

well that's out of bounds
other team's ball

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (/7KEl)

103 I think the Oprah is no the Ozempic now

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

Enjoy uncontrollable shits and cancer in your near future!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

104

Maybe the Lefties should re-think this banning of oil. What will they use for lube?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (x0n13)

105 FenelonSpoke

I like to think there is some scale involved, so being saved for you is not an big issue, but for Deep State scum and hangers-on like Puff Daddy, more is required.

But there is only one way. Eye of a needle and all that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (u82oZ)

106 How do we know what is in the baby oil bottles? Why would the feds take the lube and baby oil?
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 27, 2024 02:11 PM (Go6qm)

Empty, I am.

Posted by: U.S. Strategic Petroleum Reserve at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (75zPW)

107 Afternoon?

If you're going to buy lube in bulk, why buy a thousand little bottles? Buy this instead.

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Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (Bc8sE)

108
- You've watched Democrats betray workers.

- You've watched Democrats betray women.

- You've watched Democrats betray Jews.

- Now you're watching them betray black men. Though this will take longer and be even more insidious.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (LCr8f)

109 If you are a sinner, then I'm in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM

The non-sinner list consists of Jesus and Mary*

Posted by: Chuck C at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (yOPBE)

110 So is the Diddler going to go to jail for sex trafficking underage girls to... absolutely no one like Epstein was?

Posted by: buzzion at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (aRLgQ)

111 It's like it's the first hurricane to ever hit the gulf shores in the history of ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

At least Fox producers got a black woman to sit in a car in a puddle during a live shot so the actor dude could walk out there and save her. Jim Cantore must be jealous.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (z+ik4)

112 I was told by Secretary Butti plug that if people Fart during a Hurricane, then the storm may intensify. I am calling on all people in the Hurricane's path not to Fart until it passes your location.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (Mig/N)

113 If you're perpetually afraid of saying the wrong thing.... why in the high happy fuck do you think you ought to be running for President?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 02:21 PM (VoAdT)

114 It was an unfortunate choice of words and bad politics, but it also got at an important truth. Just look at everything that has happened in the years since, from Charlottesville to Jan. 6. The masks have come off, and if anything, ‘deplorable’ is too kind a word for the hate and violent extremism we’ve seen from some Trump supporters,” she continued

Back into the basket, y’all.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (p4NUW)

115 Buy them some of Puff's Magical Baby Oil and I'll take things that didn't happen for $200, Alex...

DANA
@iam_DanaScott
“I don’t appreciate the new fans that sit there and yell racial slurs at myself, my teammates, and the people that I play against because, yeah, those my best opponents but those are friends too.”

Brittney Griner on players facing racism from WNBA’s news fleet of fans in 2024.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (TGPs7)

116
Vice President Kamala Harris is bad at press interviews due to “a fear of saying the wrong thing,” the News York Times’ Rebecca Davis O’Brien explained to the paper’s audience on Thursday.

__________

If it's any consolation, nobody can divine what's being said anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (BkEzK)

117 The motor siezed. A good local dealer discovered oilways never milled in properly or at all. Resulted in entire brand new motor under warranty.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (YjVTi)

118 "Captain, Yacht Rock sighted off the starboard bow".

"Beat to quarters".

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (njExo)

119 Foxnews Douche, Bill Hemmer, just called Georgia for Harris.

It’s over, you guys. Georgia is the new Arizona.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (ZWTYu)

120 Chicago Sky rookie and Caitlin Clark foe Angel Reese is blasting the media for not doing enough to combat the WNBA’s “racist” fans.

League officials claim that if the excluded WNBA’s “racist” fans, there would be not fans.

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Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (D7oie)

122 He ain't lying.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (ytSiK)

123 The fact that these video tapes aren't all over the internet yet makes me think Diddy believes he has a path out of this.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (65zPH)

124 "Singer Casandra "Cassie" Ventura, 38, who was in a relationship with Diddy for about a decade until 2018, bravely opened the floodgates last November when she filed a 35-page complaint accusing Diddy of sexual assault, battery and sex trafficking."

She so very bravely stuck by his side after he beat her up in a hotel hallway. It's on tape. She waited years later to accuse him of all these things and then eagerly cashed the check.

All these people are filthy scum and deserve what they get. I have very little sympathy for anyone going to a violent, sex-obsessed rapper's "Freakout" sex party and then finding out -- shocker -- that they done got played. Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

125 DANA
@iam_DanaScott
“I don’t appreciate the new fans that sit there and yell racial slurs at myself, my teammates, and the people that I play against because, yeah, those my best opponents but those are friends too.”

Brittney Griner on players facing racism from WNBA’s news fleet of fans in 2024.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (TGPs7)

To be fair, it's a waste of time to call Brett Griner the N-Word when you SHOULD be calling him a Man.

Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (UnA8+)

126 I certainly hope this doesn't change America's celebrity worship!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (d9fT1)

127 well that's out of bounds
other team's ball
Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:20 PM (/7KEl)

I laughed so hard at this.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (LCr8f)

128 26 14 Carl Winslow (Reginald VelJohnson) of Family Matters got Diddied so the only Father of the 90s sitcom that's not a wierdo is AL Bundy, Tim Allen did do time for drug dealing.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

He is denying this adamantly right now.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:08 PM (pZEOD)

it's just so out of left field that he was mentioned getting plowed by Diddy. I guess you can make it up but here is a link to the clip that started all this https://tinyurl.com/3tra7edb

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (FCrpy)

129 Say hi to Jeff.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (raPis)

130 What is that thing that Kamala does with her hands? It’s a cross between retarded sign language and a two year old who just put his hands in his poopy diaper.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (ZWTYu)

131 Former President Donald Trump has taken a commanding lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in Arizona, a Suffolk/USA Today survey revealed.

The survey showed Trump taking a six-point lead over Harris in the crucial battleground state, garnering 48 percent support to Harris’s 42 percent. Another one percent support Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver, and another one percent support Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

Former President Biden was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

132 DANA
@iam_DanaScott
“I don’t appreciate the new fans that sit there and yell racial slurs at myself, my teammates, and the people that I play against because, yeah, those my best opponents but those are friends too.”

Brittney Griner on players facing racism from WNBA’s news fleet of fans in 2024.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (TGPs7)

They're screaming about how racist the Caitlin Clark fans are at every game, yet there's NEVER any video or audio footage, in today's age where everyone records everything with their phone, of ANYTHING of an even CLOSE to racist nature anywhere on the internet from a WNBA game.

I support Clark. The WNBA can go f*ck itself with a King Dong.

They had a chance to get ahead of this and nip it in the bud, but failed miserably. Reap it, dykes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

133 130 What is that thing that Kamala does with her hands? It’s a cross between retarded sign language and a two year old who just put his hands in his poopy diaper.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (ZWTYu)

Exactly. You answered the question.

Posted by: Roy at September 27, 2024 02:24 PM (z+ik4)

134 The fact that these video tapes aren't all over the internet yet makes me think Diddy believes he has a path out of this.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (65zPH)

between the time of Epstein's arrest and death, there was a mysterious power outage in NYC that was immediately forgotten about.

I always wondered if that was involved in breaching a safe or secure space without tripping the alarms.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (D7oie)

135 >>> 131 Former President Donald Trump has taken a commanding lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in Arizona, a Suffolk/USA Today survey revealed.

The survey showed Trump taking a six-point lead over Harris in the crucial battleground state, garnering 48 percent support to Harris’s 42 percent. Another one percent support Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver, and another one percent support Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

Former President Biden was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: SMOD at September 27, 2024 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

I'M STILL IN CHARGE HERE! MAYBE EVEN PAST NEXT JANUARY!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (FnneF)

136 130 What is that thing that Kamala does with her hands? It’s a cross between retarded sign language and a two year old who just put his hands in his poopy diaper.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (ZWTYu)

Who do you think was her debate coach?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (PiwSw)

137
When Kamala talks about service to the community, invest in baby oil futures.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (LCr8f)

138 In re: Epstein and Coombs, the facts - by which I mean, the client names - have been locked down tighter than the lid on my granny's canned green beans. I'm amazed that so few details have leaked. I mean, Hillary can't have killed all the witnesses, can she?

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (njExo)

139 *** we urge all to remember that Sean Combs’ story is not the full story of hip-hop and its culture. We aim to ensure that individual actions do not overshadow the culture’s broader contributions.”***
--------------------

Right, all rappers aren't butt f()ckers but all rappers are a bunch of adulterant to life thugs.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (gdH0L)

140 I had the same reaction to the feds indicting Diddy as I did to the feds indicting Eric Adams.

Posted by: benjamin at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (iiG9s)

141 125 Brittney Griner on players facing racism from WNBA’s news fleet of fans in 2024.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (TGPs7)

To be fair, it's a waste of time to call Brett Griner the N-Word when you SHOULD be calling him a Man.
Posted by: XTC at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (UnA8+)

========

The WNBA fanbase is full of racists?

Lesbians are uniformly racist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

142 FenelonSpoke

If you are a sinner, then I'm in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

There's this beautiful thing called Grace.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (FCbAQ)

143 P. Diddler is threatening that if this prosecution doesn't stop, he's going to take the stand and air out every one else's dirty laundry:

Well Diddy's coming suicide is going to be a shock to everyone. Especially himself.

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Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (Bc8sE)

146 "Captain, Yacht Rock sighted off the starboard bow".

"Beat to quarters".
Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM

That wasn't a yacht rock...it was a rock lobster!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (kgE5c)

147 "50 Cent, 49"

Which is it, fiddy or foty-nine?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (KAi1n)

148 126 I certainly hope this doesn't change America's celebrity worship!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (d9fT1)

========

"I like his music about sexual assault and violence. He's such a moral paragon."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

149 And she whines like a cat, and looks at other people like they’re stupid while doing it. Meanwhile nobody understands what the f she just said. I met a homeless person begging for change at the bus terminal that did the same thing.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (ZWTYu)

150 Chicago Sky rookie and Caitlin Clark foe Angel Reese is blasting the media for not doing enough to combat the WNBA’s “racist” fans.

1. I am offended by the racist WNBA "fans" so I refuse to watch WNBA.
2. I am a free speech absolutist so if the WNBA were to block their racist fans I would refuse to watch WNBA.
3. I hate basketball so...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (T7iTv)

151 Fifty Cent said he knew to be wary of Puff Diddler based on this unusual request: Diddler asked him to "go shopping" with him. Which Fifty Cent says makes him a "fruit pop" and made him wonder, "What did this ***** just ask me?"

I had my young male students go shopping with me all the time, and none of them have told on me!

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (JCZqz)

152 >>> 134 The fact that these video tapes aren't all over the internet yet makes me think Diddy believes he has a path out of this.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (65zPH)

between the time of Epstein's arrest and death, there was a mysterious power outage in NYC that was immediately forgotten about.

I always wondered if that was involved in breaching a safe or secure space without tripping the alarms.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:25 PM (D7oie)

According to that classic Christmas movie "Die Hard", one agency that is skilled at power outages for opening safes is.... the Eff.Bee.EYE.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (FnneF)

153 Former President Donald Trump has taken a commanding lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in Arizona, a Suffolk/USA Today survey revealed.

I see Lake is supposedly wake behind some leftwing lunatic.

What goes through the mind of someone that will vote for Trump and then a Kamala clone for the Senate?

Posted by: The left at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (oZhjI)

154 Diddy? Why yes he did!

Preachers on tape? Like maybe Mark Eric Dyson (whatever his name is, the one wanting to slide into Maneater Mace).

Posted by: Haffhowershower at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (omuMW)

155 Stupid sock...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (oZhjI)

156 FenelonSpoke

If you are a sinner, then I'm in a heap of trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

There's this beautiful thing called Grace.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:26 PM (FCbAQ)

Is she cute? Can I get her number?

Posted by: Robert at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (Bc8sE)

157 I think Justin Bieber is has been victimized terribly in this.

Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (p4NUW)

158 Only here will you see people delving into the finer points of min-maxing the economics of purchasing bulk quantities of lube.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (VoAdT)

159 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.

Posted by: Thatch at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (bbi0+)

160 glad I could help

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (/7KEl)

161 What is that thing that Kamala does with her hands? It’s a cross between retarded sign language and a two year old who just put his hands in his poopy diaper.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 27, 2024 02:23 PM (ZWTYu)

Watch her and watch back when Owebama was president.

He's coaching her....a lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

162 What went boom in Beirut?

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Posted by: Kindltot at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (D7oie)

164 Do any of these highwire walkers ever have deadman switches?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (KAi1n)

165 134 The fact that these video tapes aren't all over the internet yet makes me think Diddy believes he has a path out of this.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (65zPH)

========

He's an idiot.

He's been chosen to be destroyed. Every piece of evidence over the past few years has shown that once the powers get to this point, you will be destroyed.

Release everything now. You're fucked. You can take out at least a few of the others at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

166 Future Bee Article:

"No Homo" Chip Implanted In P. Diddy Actually For "No Homonyms", Explains Crap Rap.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (QNMaY)

167 @iam_DanaScott
“I don’t appreciate the new fans that sit there and yell racial slurs at myself, my teammates, and the people that I play against because, yeah, those my best opponents but those are friends too.”

Brittney Griner on players facing racism from WNBA’s news fleet of fans in 2024.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM (TGPs7)
____________

What new fans? I assume this is really a cheap shot at Caitlin Clark bringing some new attention to a sport that nobody gives a rat's ass about. For years the WNBA bitched and moaned about having much less fans that the men's game. Then a white girl comes along and does what none of these dykes could do. That's what all this is about. Fuck all of them.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

168 I think Justin Bieber is has been victimized terribly in this.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (p4NUW)

Look at what they did to him ON STAGE at awards shows with he was 15 and 16. They practically molested him in front of the whole world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

169 He got away with it for more than a decade, prosecutors claim, by relying on his employees, who he sometimes controlled with violence, to ensure witnesses kept their mouths shut.

----------

He and Epstein were protected by their Deep State Masters for decades ... until they weren't.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (2Cnw6)

170 154 Diddy? Why yes he did!

Preachers on tape? Like maybe Mark Eric Dyson (whatever his name is, the one wanting to slide into Maneater Mace).
Posted by: Haffhowershower at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (omuMW)

Oh poopy.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (PiwSw)

171 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.

The mansion they filmed inside of was owned by the family of one of Epstein's child rustlers. Epstein almost certainly had his own parties there.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (oZhjI)

172
I'm shocked nobody has tried to tie Trump to Puff Daddy parties.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (+oR7L)

173 Oh, not you have to add water, and a bit of salt. Using it dry would be like trying to garble gelatine powder.
Posted by: Kindltot

Lol. 😂

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174 Holy smokes. I just bought a new super automatic espresso maker that makes about 20+ drinks. I’m trying most of them and gonna be up until next week.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (WxYD8)

175 IF their was any video or audio of WNBA fans yelling racist ESPN would be running it 24/7 so nobody should believe it

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (FCrpy)

176 A power outage will not make your life easier if you're trying to breach a secure area.

Unless the place was designed by an imbecile, everything that needs to be secure should fail in the locked position and require energizing a solenoid to release.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (VoAdT)

177 I don;t know, Netanyahu is flying back on Fri eve/Sat, so something is up.

Posted by: runner at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (V13WU)

178 Ahhh, so Hillary's going to take Puff out the way she did Mama Cass?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

179 >>> 153 Former President Donald Trump has taken a commanding lead over Vice President Kamala Harris in Arizona, a Suffolk/USA Today survey revealed.
==
I see Lake is supposedly wa[y] ke behind some leftwing lunatic.

What goes through the mind of someone that will vote for Trump and then a Kamala clone for the Senate?
Posted by: The left at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (oZhjI)

Maybe: "OrangeManBad will lower prices for groceries and gas. That bitch will steal my husband."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (FnneF)

180 Frank Barone

Trump's smartest move was marrying Melania. He even said it was his toughest challenge.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (u82oZ)

181 Preachers on tape? Like maybe Mark Eric Dyson (whatever his name is, the one wanting to slide into Maneater Mace).
Posted by: Haffhowershower at September 27, 2024 02:27 PM (omuMW)

Oh poopy.
Posted by: Al Sharpton

Everyone's favorite: Joel Osteen. If anyone gives off "vibes"...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (Qnwun)

182 > The fact that these video tapes aren't all over the internet yet makes me think Diddy believes he has a path out of this.
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makes me wonder who on those tapes has the juice to keep them hidden

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:31 PM (/7KEl)

183
"We aim to ensure that individual actions do not overshadow the culture’s broader contributions."

_________

Yeah, promoting the image of black men as violent, feral gangsters and black women as a amoral sluts. The modern minstrel show.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 02:31 PM (BkEzK)

184 I think Justin Bieber is has been victimized terribly in this.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (p4NUW)

What about all the poor people who were subjected to his bleating on the radio? Fair dinkum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:31 PM (75zPW)

185 makes me wonder who on those tapes has the juice to keep them hidden

Remember when Alex Acosta got a call telling him to leave Epstein alone? Note no one ever asked why the AG in NY did the same thing but I presume he also got the same sort of call

Posted by: 18-1 at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (oZhjI)

186 159 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.
Posted by: Thatch

Soon...

Posted by: Soylent Green at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

187 Black WNBA players are calling all the fans racist.

White people should stop going completely.

Enjoy bankruptcy in 15 minutes, you dumb c*nts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

188
it's just so out of left field that he was mentioned getting plowed by Diddy. I guess you can make it up but here is a link to the clip that started all this https://tinyurl.com/3tra7edb
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 27, 2024

***
Good thing that was closed-captioned. Didn't sound like English.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

189 Holy smokes. I just bought a new super automatic espresso maker that makes about 20+ drinks. I’m trying most of them and gonna be up until next week.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (WxYD

_________

"I did the same with that Mixologiq thing. [Burps]"

-- Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

190 I love how Costco's all, yeah, we don't even sell that.

Posted by: Peaches at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (14URa)

191 Release everything now. You're fucked. You can take out at least a few of the others at the same time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

Release it to who...?

The media?

The government?

A social media network?

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (LCr8f)

192 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul... Just heard that on RKO.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (TGPs7)

193 It appears the claims fill an in box but the claimants are few. Interesting that Diddy and Adams from NYC are in the hot box by their fellow travelers. This sex thing is not what's going on, it's something else.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (gdH0L)

194 Lesbian WNBA fans yelling "I wanna eat you " and "let's scissor" ain't racist it's just lesbian

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (BVwxa)

195 179
Maybe: "OrangeManBad will lower prices for groceries and gas. That bitch will steal my husband."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (FnneF)

=======

Different state, but in 2022, Rubio was polling only 5 points ahead of his opponent in FL.

He won by 19.

In LA, the last governor's race was polling neck and neck with both R and D getting about 35% of the vote. The Republican ended up winning with 53% and bypassing their weird second election arrangement.

State polls have a heavy propensity for misses over the past few years. I have no idea how AZ will turn out for Pres and Senator, but there's a very solid chance that it'll be another huge miss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

196 Now that Clark is out, do the sports ball talk shows still have to give a shit about and give wnba scores?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (/6GbT)

197 I think most of us haven't bought lube by the drum in years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (lTGtQ)

198 There's this beautiful thing called Grace.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Slick!

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (KAi1n)

199 A power outage will not make your life easier if you're trying to breach a secure area.

Unless the place was designed by an imbecile, everything that needs to be secure should fail in the locked position and require energizing a solenoid to release.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Most places default to unlocked positions so no one is trapped and in the event of the fire department needing access, they aren't having to chop their way thru doors.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (Qnwun)

200 >>> 174 Holy smokes. I just bought a new super automatic espresso maker that makes about 20+ drinks. I’m trying most of them and gonna be up until next week.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:29 PM (WxYD

Don't keep us hanging, where is the link to buy it???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (FnneF)

201 News to me although I don't know if reported elsewhere by fellow moron/s...

Officer Lew @officer_Lew 4h
BREAKING🚨: U.S. Marshall’s have caught Nathan Wade, lover of DA Fani Willis.

Sep 27, 2024 · 2:09 PM UTC

Officer Lew @officer_Lew 3h
UPDATE🚨: Officials say Nathan Wade has now been served with the subpoena as part of the GOP-led U.S. House Judiciary Commitee's Fani Willis probe.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (CEzQx)

202 Black WNBA players are calling all the fans racist.

White people should stop going completely.
-------

There's one flaw in your plan.

Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (LCr8f)

203 191 Release it to who...?

The media?

The government?

A social media network?
Posted by: ... at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (LCr8f)

========

Post it across social media.

Can't stop the signal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

204 Wow. Trump pretty much handed Zelensky his ass. Boy he looks uncomfortable. Like one of those shrunken head guys from Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (WxYD8)

205 > Holy smokes. I just bought a new super automatic espresso maker
-----

what a coinkydink
my new toaster arrived today
it is red
burnin' red

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:34 PM (/7KEl)

206 I had my young male students go shopping with me all the time, and none of them have told on me!
Posted by: Tim Walz at September 27, 2024

***
Not yet

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

207 Now that Clark is out, do the sports ball talk shows still have to give a shit about and give wnba scores?
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (/6GbT)

ESPN was all a flutter when one dyke passed the ball to her finance for a layup.

You'd have thought they saw the 2nd Coming.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Yeah, I'm with Ace on this one. Let Diddie the diddler air out the freak show government wants to keep hidden.

Hopefully, he burns down a bunch of people before he commits suicide by three shots to the back of the head and one to the heart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

209 >>> 184 I think Justin Bieber is has been victimized terribly in this.
Posted by: Piper at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (p4NUW)

What about all the poor people who were subjected to his bleating on the radio? Fair dinkum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:31 PM (75zPW)

That's pretty harsh. He's no Anne Murray.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (FnneF)

210 Is that Hillary parody illegal in California?

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (rj6Yv)

211 204 Wow. Trump pretty much handed Zelensky his ass. Boy he looks uncomfortable. Like one of those shrunken head guys from Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (WxYD

First time he's been told 'no'?

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (/6GbT)

212 Don't expect any tapes of Democrat politicians engaged in their perversion to be released - ever.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (x/nfO)

213 I told Diddy, if you're going to have drug-fueled orgies involving possibly underaged females, you need to use protection.

And by protection, I meant a personal detail of the Arkansas Highway Patrol.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (s8GyM)

214 Back when Trump told Mr. Z to make the best deal he could. Welp,

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (QSrLX)

215 Officer Lew @officer_Lew 3h
UPDATE🚨: Officials say Nathan Wade has now been served with the subpoena as part of the GOP-led U.S. House Judiciary Commitee's Fani Willis probe.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (CEzQx)

So?

They've already proven time and time again, Democrats don't have to abide by subpoenas and nothing will happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

216 “ Don't keep us hanging, where is the link to buy it???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (FnneF)”

I kinda broke the bank on this one. But being Italian and all, espresso is important.

https://tinyurl.com/22ywk3e8

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (WxYD8)

217 Joel Osteen gives me Doug Fieger vibes and Fieger loved the touch of the younger kind.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (KAi1n)

218
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TGPs7)

219 what a coinkydink
my new toaster arrived today
it is red
burnin' red
Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:34 PM (/7KEl)

Is it giving you that "come hither" look?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (75zPW)

220 101 Vice President Kamala Harris is bad at press interviews due to “a fear of saying the wrong thing,”

---

Really. How is she going to hold her own in a discussion with other world leaders, or holding a national press conference?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (OX9vb)

221 174 Holy smokes. I just bought a new super automatic espresso maker that makes about 20+ drinks. I’m trying most of them and gonna be up until next week.
Posted by: Marcus T .

Full auto? 20 rounds of espresso? Probably need a tax stamp for that.

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (njExo)

222 News to me although I don't know if reported elsewhere by fellow moron/s...

Officer Lew @officer_Lew 4h
BREAKING🚨: U.S. Marshall’s have caught Nathan Wade, lover of DA Fani Willis.

Sep 27, 2024 · 2:09 PM UTC

Officer Lew @officer_Lew 3h
UPDATE🚨: Officials say Nathan Wade has now been served with the subpoena as part of the GOP-led U.S. House Judiciary Commitee's Fani Willis probe.
Posted by: andycanuck

Personally, IMHO, if they have to call out the US Marshal's Service on someone, when caught, they should be directly remanded to the court who issued the summons forthwith.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (Qnwun)

223 218
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TGPs7)

========

"Our narrative!"
-The media

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

224 The survey showed Trump taking a six-point lead over Harris in the crucial battleground state, garnering 48 percent support to Harris’s 42 percent. Another one percent support Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver, and another one percent support Green Party candidate Jill Stein.
---
On September 27, 2020, Biden was up 3.6% at 48.5%.
To Trump's 44.8%

Biden "won" AZ at 49.4%; by less than 12,000 "votes."

Trump got 49% on Election Season, beating the polling average on 9/27/2020 by 4.2%

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (/lzai)

225 Diddy's lawyer says Diddy can't wait to testify. Way to paint an even bigger target on your clients back councilor.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 02:37 PM (BVwxa)

226 Israel is hoping Nasrullah was home when they called with a Candygram for him today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 02:37 PM (wyMQY)

227 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul... Just heard that on RKO.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024

***
Unless my soul tastes like Purina, Friskies, or Blue Buffalo, I think it's safe from my Stirling cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

228
Officials say Nathan Wade has now been served with the subpoena as part of the GOP-led U.S. House Judiciary Commitee's Fani Willis probe.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (CEzQx)

__________

They tossed it into his shallow grave.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 27, 2024 02:37 PM (BkEzK)

229 >>> 216
==
I kinda broke the bank on this one. But being Italian and all, espresso is important.

https://tinyurl.com/22ywk3e8
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (WxYD

Phooey.

*looks where to buy lottery tix*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (FnneF)

230 Enjoy bankruptcy in 15 minutes, you dumb c*nts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Lol. The WNBA has never had a profitable year. They just leech off the NBA. Maybe they're like the GOPe? They'll be happy being second string, subsidized losers if they can keep the league mostly black and gay, raging against the sexist/racist/homophobic system that oppresses them.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

231 John Ashcroft, white courtest telephone.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (QSrLX)

232 🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TGPs7)

The cat I ate was way too salty, H8r.

Posted by: E. LeBlanc fils at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (PiwSw)

233 That's pretty harsh. He's no Anne Murray.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (FnneF)

Well, Anne could actually sing. Her music was pablum, but not really offensive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (75zPW)

234 Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (WxYD

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I, for one, am jealous. I've wanted a high-end espresso machine for a long time.

May it give you years of satisfaction!

Posted by: 496 at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (iRhtN)

235 (not Italian, some mutt mix of Scandihoovian and Irish)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (FnneF)

236 DUDE YOU DID NOT SPEND THAT MUCH ON A COFFEE MACHINE

did you?
holy effing eff

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (/7KEl)

237 The survey showed Trump taking a six-point lead over Harris in the crucial battleground state, garnering 48 percent support to Harris’s 42 percent. Another one percent support Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver, and another one percent support Green Party candidate Jill Stein.
---
On September 27, 2020, Biden was up 3.6% at 48.5%.
To Trump's 44.8%

Biden "won" AZ at 49.4%; by less than 12,000 "votes."

Trump got 49% on Election Season, beating the polling average on 9/27/2020 by 4.2%
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (/lzai)

So what you're saying is they're close enough to cheat.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (FCbAQ)

238
75 degrees.
Nice breeze.
Guests have left.
Half a pitcher of daiquiris remain.
What is happiness, Conan?

Posted by: Auspex at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (j4U/Z)

239 Enjoy bankruptcy in 15 minutes, you dumb c*nts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Lol. The WNBA has never had a profitable year. They just leech off the NBA. Maybe they're like the GOPe? They'll be happy being second string, subsidized losers if they can keep the league mostly black and gay, raging against the sexist/racist/homophobic system that oppresses them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

They actually, if I'm not mistaken, are set to actually make a profit this year thanks to Caitlyn Clark.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (Qnwun)

240 Video here for those who haven't seen it yet:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 Sep 26
WATCH: Haitian leader drinks straight from the water pitcher during speech at the UN 🤣

https://tinyurl.com/5ext8rw7
9 seconds; those cat hors d'oeuvres are really salty!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (CEzQx)

241 O/T, and maybe already discussed.

Just imagine somebody in one of our only nuclear capable shipyards intentionally making defective welds on our Nay ships.

Go ahead...just imagine.

No..wait, no need to imagine.

https://tinyurl.com/4mrnccyx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (L7gdA)

242 218. A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher. - Mister Ghost

Hilarious! Here's the video.

https://tinyurl.com/3env3ebb

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (njExo)

243 as of an hour ago, Lake Lure Dam was still holding.

"LAKE LURE DAM UPDATE
9-27-24 at 1:30 PM: Water is cresting the Dam and flowing around the side walls. Structural supports have been compromised but the Dam wall is currently holding."

Haven't seen anything more recent

Posted by: illiniwek at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (Cus5s)

244 A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water.

He's auditioning for Ted Stryker in the latest Airplane! Remake.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (KAi1n)

245 208 Yeah, I'm with Ace on this one. Let Diddie the diddler air out the freak show government wants to keep hidden.
---------------

If the govt doesn't want it aired out why did they bring the suit?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (gdH0L)

246 204 Wow. Trump pretty much handed Zelensky his ass. Boy he looks uncomfortable. Like one of those shrunken head guys from Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:33 PM (WxYD

First time he's been told 'no'?
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:35 PM (/6GbT)

I wonder how the MSM is going to handle that. If they go into full bullshit outrage mode, that's a ton of votes heading Trump's way. If they stick it in the B section, then fascism dies in darkness.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (rj6Yv)

247 I always laugh when I see all these nicknames associated with the rapper community. But, if you are going to get wrapped up in a sex fiasco...chance are you don't want to be known as "Lil Rod".

Poor guy.

Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (dIske)

248 “ Phooey.

*looks where to buy lottery tix*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (FnneF)”

They have a bunch of machines that are less expensive. I had the Anima. You can also find them cheaper at their resellers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (WxYD8)

249 217 Joel Osteen gives me Doug Fieger vibes and Fieger loved the touch of the younger kind.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (KAi1n)

We had a lawyer running for governor by the name of Fieger..brings new meaning to his slogan..'Its Fieger time!'

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (/6GbT)

250 246 I wonder how the MSM is going to handle that. If they go into full bullshit outrage mode, that's a ton of votes heading Trump's way. If they stick it in the B section, then fascism dies in darkness.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (rj6Yv)

=======

I think the only people who vote on Ukraine as an issue are fully committed to supporting Kamala already.

I don't think anyone else really cares one way or the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

251 Marcus T may live under a bridge but he's lives in style!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (tT6L1)

252 Hilarious! Here's the video.

https://tinyurl.com/3env3ebb
Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (njExo)

The wasabi cat nuggets were hotter than he expected.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (75zPW)

253 Has no one come forward to swear on a stack of Bibles that Trump organized and participated in the freak off parties and has
med Diddy to take the fall?

It's like I don't even know the Leftists and the MSM anymore!

Posted by: Gref at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (aBgBM)

254 DEVELOPING: A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TGPs7)

Wow. So this savage doesn't even know how cups and pitchers work.

Yet, I'd be willing to bet he's near the high end of the Haitiian IQ scale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV)

255 Lol. The WNBA has never had a profitable year. They just leech off the NBA. Maybe they're like the GOPe? They'll be happy being second string, subsidized losers if they can keep the league mostly black and gay, raging against the sexist/racist/homophobic system that oppresses them.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

This was going to be the first year they've come close to actually breaking even, even with now having chartered planes taking them to games.

That will never happen again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

256 One would think there would be a lot of victims willing to testify.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (lTGtQ)

257 I kinda broke the bank on this one. But being Italian and all, espresso is important.

https://tinyurl.com/22ywk3e8
Posted by: Marcus T

That's similar to the three they bought for work.
Even makes hot chocolate. About $8k each.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (Qnwun)

258 247 I always laugh when I see all these nicknames associated with the rapper community. But, if you are going to get wrapped up in a sex fiasco...chance are you don't want to be known as "Lil Rod".

Poor guy.
Posted by: Orson at September 27, 2024 02:40 PM (dIske)

=========

Dear Lord, here I am again aksing one mo' chance for a sinner. Please Lord, bring back I. B. Bangin', Lord. You have the power, Jesus. You have the might. You have the super light to spare this worthless man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

259 👀

Posted by: Braenyard at September 27, 2024 02:43 PM (gdH0L)

260 On September 27, 2020, Biden was up 3.6% at 48.5%.
To Trump's 44.8%

Biden "won" AZ at 49.4%; by less than 12,000 "votes."

Trump got 49% on Election Season, beating the polling average on 9/27/2020 by 4.2%

That's the basic angle I'm rolling with. Kamala is WAY behind where Hillary! was in 2016, and Biden in 2020. Both times, the final results shifted strongly in Trump's favor in the last 30 days. If it happens for a 3rd time, Harris is screwed...but not to a promotion, like normal.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 27, 2024 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

261 Shhh. I live in a tent and I get the electricity for my coffee machine from a street light hookup

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:43 PM (WxYD8)

262 Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11
While on LIVE TV, a Fox Weather reporter could hear the screams of a woman trapped in a car as flood waters were rising rapidly. After calling 911, he realized he'd have to save her himself.

God bless him.

https://tinyurl.com/8w7hcrx6

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:44 PM (TGPs7)

263 “ That's similar to the three they bought for work.
Even makes hot chocolate. About $8k each.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (Qnwun)”

Probably the Jura, which is an excellent machine. But woo boy, expensive Swiss engineering. I think Gaggia really stepped it up with this machine. It expensive, Italian made but has most of the features anyone could want. YMMV.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:45 PM (WxYD8)

264 Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:39 PM (njExo)

Speaking of Haitians, here's a pretty funny video on youtube. Go to the 7:51 mark.

https://tinyurl.com/mvcm93cv

Posted by: ryukyu at September 27, 2024 02:45 PM (s68pH)

265 Probably already posted.

PDiddy didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 27, 2024 02:45 PM (/Djer)

266 "Captain, Yacht Rock sighted off the starboard bow".

"Beat to quarters".
Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:22 PM

That wasn't a yacht rock...it was a rock lobster!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
----------------
It was a Shakedown Cruise.

Posted by: Jay Ferguson at September 27, 2024 02:46 PM (uJ65b)

267 I think the only people who vote on Ukraine as an issue are fully committed to supporting Kamala already.

I don't think anyone else really cares one way or the other.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

True, but a lot of people care about funding WWIII-provocative foreign adventures when taxpayers have to decide whether to pay hospital bills or the rent/mortgage.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

268 You can lead a Haitian to water but he'll just dump it all over himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 27, 2024 02:46 PM (BVwxa)

269 One would think there would be a lot of victims willing to testify.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (lTGtQ)

Define "victim".
Is that the celebrity or minister or mogul who was banging the underage boy/girl who then found themselves compromised by Diddys tapes of them, or the underage victims themselves, who may have gone on to fame and fortune for playing along?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:47 PM (FCbAQ)

270 @254

>>Yet, I'd be willing to bet he's near the high end of the Haitiian IQ scale.

He don't eat no stray raggamuffin cat, he eats top shelf house cat.

I bet he has couple of cousins in Springfield though who could fry it up real good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2024 02:47 PM (XV/Pl)

271 I hope that P. Diddy gave copies of the videos to someone else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 02:47 PM (MQJVv)

272 @68

>>You can lead a Haitian to water but he'll just dump it all over himself

It's probably a lot less messy than dumping a jar of mustard on your chest.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 27, 2024 02:48 PM (XV/Pl)

273 267 True, but a lot of people care about funding WWIII-provocative foreign adventures when taxpayers have to decide whether to pay hospital bills or the rent/mortgage.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:46 PM (rj6Yv)

========

I think it amounts to white noise politically.

There's a small sliver very, very dedicated to keeping the war going forever. They just happen to be in power and in the media and can easily amplify their voices.

Everyone else? It's just the background noise of politics that they don't really pay attention to. Maybe it has some second or third order effects on thinking, but it's more about supporting already held opinions not actually shaping or changing anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

274 While on LIVE TV, a Fox Weather reporter could hear the screams of a woman trapped in a car as flood waters were rising rapidly. After calling 911, he realized he'd have to save her himself.

God bless him.

https://tinyurl.com/8w7hcrx6
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024

***
The car wasn't submerged yet, apparently her seat belt was not stuck, and the water was neither deep nor cold. Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

275 I hope that P. Diddy gave copies of the videos to someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 02:47 PM (MQJVv)

If he didn't have multiple copies of those videos distributed to select friends and accomplices across the globe, he is one dumb bunny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (75zPW)

276 I hope that P. Diddy gave copies of the videos to someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And that the someone else is in Botswana.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)

277 DEVELOPING: A Haitian leader Edgard Leblanc Fils started drinking water straight from the pitcher during speech at the UN which led to him being drenched in water. It is worth noting these pitchers of water are used to pour the water into a disposable cup to drink from that is also near the pitcher.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TGPs7)

Wow. So this savage doesn't even know how cups and pitchers work.

Yet, I'd be willing to bet he's near the high end of the Haitiian IQ scale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV)

Sooooo, IQ 38?

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 02:50 PM (eDfFs)

278 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.
Posted by: Thatch

That was filmed in 1996-1997. If watch the background at Ziegler's Christmas Party (Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, too), you can glimpse body doubles of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Most people outside of New York City would have no idea who they were in those years, but now, it is really eerie. And they were put there on purpose. One of the researchers for the movie for Kubrick was a writer for the New York Post, and was up on "who's who" in NYC in those days.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 27, 2024 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

279 The car wasn't submerged yet, apparently her seat belt was not stuck, and the water was neither deep nor cold. Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

I will be charitable, and say she succumbed to panic. And if the water inside the car was near the level of the water outside, the door would have opened with ease.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:51 PM (75zPW)

280
About dams:

My daughter does not like me... "You realize you're moving to 'Tornado Alley'?

Glare

"You realize you've moved to a location with an earthen dam with a trillion gallons of water two miles up the road?"

Glare

I gotta say it. It's in my genes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (RKVpM)

281 “ The car wasn't submerged yet, apparently her seat belt was not stuck, and the water was neither deep nor cold. Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself”

The average person in a crisis situation panics. Adrenal rush, panic, etc. often cause people to not stop, breath and think logically. I’ve seen in many times. The unfortunate part is that some die on that panic. It’s not unusual

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (WxYD8)

282 I hope that P. Diddy gave copies of the videos to someone else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 27, 2024 02:47 PM (MQJVv)

If he didn't have multiple copies of those videos distributed to select friends and accomplices across the globe, he is one dumb bunny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Doesn't matter if his friends don't have the balls to release it. Look at Epstein's dead-man switch.

It never went off.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (Qnwun)

283 Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

Logic circuits can shut down in panic situation

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (/6GbT)

284
Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com
@reider
I can't stress enough: Netanyahu ordered a strike in Beirut that will most likely invite massive retaliation bombing from Hezbollah (and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese) - while hiding in New York. He is surely the most cowardly leader Israel ever had.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (TGPs7)

285 Because panic is a powerful thing

Posted by: Don Black at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

286 ***
The car wasn't submerged yet, apparently her seat belt was not stuck, and the water was neither deep nor cold. Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

The world has made you cold, man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

287 What went boom in Beirut?

Hezbollah headquarters. It's quite a show.

https://tinyurl.com/4ep4xty4

Posted by: Archimedes at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

288 283 Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

Logic circuits can shut down in panic situation
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (/6GbT)

========

Except in movies. Characters must remain logical in panic situations in movies or else it's unbelievable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

289 If this Haitian...checks notes..."leader" is through taking a shower, might I take the liberty of referring him to France for reparations? Or perhaps the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: Paco at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (njExo)

290 @reider
I can't stress enough: Netanyahu ordered a strike in Beirut that will most likely invite massive retaliation bombing from Hezbollah (and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese) - while hiding in New York. He is surely the most cowardly leader Israel ever had.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (TGPs7)

Because terrorist group Hezbollah has NEVER murdered an Israeli, right dickhead?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

291 On September 27, 2020, Biden was up 3.6% at 48.5%.
To Trump's 44.8%
Biden "won" AZ at 49.4%; by less than 12,000 "votes."
Trump got 49% on Election Season, beating the polling average on 9/27/2020 by 4.2%
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:36 PM (/lzai)

So what you're saying is they're close enough to cheat.
---
Well, yeah. Or something.
You can say there is no margin to beat the cheat.
Or that 2020 was their high-water mark.
But Biden only gained one point from the polling average 60 days before to the Election ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:54 PM (/lzai)

292 130 What is that thing that Kamala does with her hands?

If you know, you know.

Posted by: Willie! at September 27, 2024 02:54 PM (gKWVE)

293 Doesn't panic also release adrenaline so you can do what you need to do to get out of the situation?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

294 I have been through some water confidence training. I can tell you that water, in and of itself, causes people to immediately develop anxiety and panic. It gets inside your head like nothing else.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (WxYD8)

295 The car wasn't submerged yet, apparently her seat belt was not stuck, and the water was neither deep nor cold. Why didn't she wiggle out of the window and save herself?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

The world has made you cold, man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024

***
No, I'm just wondering. Panic is an understandable reason, I guess. I'm not cold.

Well.

Not much, anyway. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

296 178...the way she did Mama Cass?
Posted by: SFGoth at September 27, 2024 02:30 PM (KAi1n)

What?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (Rbu5d)

297
Except in movies. Characters must remain logical in panic situations in movies or else it's unbelievable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

WHAAAAAAAAT?????

Posted by: Every Single Fucking Character in the Friday the 13th Series at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (eDfFs)

298 If he didn't have multiple copies of those videos distributed to select friends and accomplices across the globe, he is one dumb bunny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 02:49 PM (75zPW)

But then you're giving someone else access to all the power it took you years to amass. So, there's a necessity that those friends have no idea what they have, and then they wouldn't be close trusted friends, would they?
Dead man's switch is tough to pull off. Of course in this day and age a tech bro could probably dial a phone number and set in motion an electronic avalanche of disgusting blackmail goodness.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (FCbAQ)

299 226 Israel is hoping Nasrullah was home when they called with a Candygram for him today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 27, 2024 02:37 PM (wyMQY)

Holey Shiite

Posted by: gKWVE at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (gKWVE)

300 What went boom in Beirut?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 27, 2024 02:28 PM (OOvTI)
******************************************

That was one hell of a large pager.

Posted by: Zombie Nasrallah at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (SieDe)

301 298 But then you're giving someone else access to all the power it took you years to amass. So, there's a necessity that those friends have no idea what they have, and then they wouldn't be close trusted friends, would they?
Dead man's switch is tough to pull off. Of course in this day and age a tech bro could probably dial a phone number and set in motion an electronic avalanche of disgusting blackmail goodness.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (FCbAQ)

=======

This might be why dead man's switches don't seem to actually exist in real life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

302 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.
---
There are confirmed deleted scenes from Eyes Wide Shut that Hollywood refuses to release; that they insisted be cut or they would not release the film.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (/lzai)

303 Well, if I'm ever up almost to my neck in water in my car, I'll be glad if somebody comes to rescue me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

304 I have been through some water confidence training. I can tell you that water, in and of itself, causes people to immediately develop anxiety and panic. It gets inside your head like nothing else.
Posted by: Marcus T

Though it never made him panic, it took my son years to learn how to swim because he was afraid to put his head underwater.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)

305 Well.

Not much, anyway. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (J2vNu)

Heh. Ok. Point taken.

Now, how many women do you know that can perform in a pure panic situation such as water overwhelming your vehicle ?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

306 293 Doesn't panic also release adrenaline so you can do what you need to do to get out of the situation?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Doesn't make clear thinking magically happen..be a good time for a PR on gainnnz though

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (/6GbT)

307 192 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul... Just heard that on RKO.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (TGPs7)

Our black cat adopted us, so I guess we're ok.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Rbu5d)

308 Probably the Jura, which is an excellent machine. But woo boy, expensive Swiss engineering. I think Gaggia really stepped it up with this machine. It expensive, Italian made but has most of the features anyone could want. YMMV.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:45 PM (WxYD

A lot of maintenance involved for those machines. We had one (at a time) installed in the convenience store I worked in. Worked like a charm when PM recommendations are followed, but as the machines get older, parts wear out or break and getting replacements for the parts and/or getting service (like Bunn) is expensive.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

309 "I have been through some water confidence training. I can tell you that water, in and of itself, causes people to immediately develop anxiety and panic. It gets inside your head like nothing else.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:55 PM (WxYD

______

Waterboarding. Dribble some water down the nose of even a big strong tough guy, and he starts crying for his mommy.

It can be overcome though. I spent half my life in the water. It's now so normal and natural I feel just as comfortable in the water (and under it) than I do on land.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

310 Heh. Ok. Point taken.

Now, how many women do you know that can perform in a pure panic situation such as water overwhelming your vehicle ?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024

***
Not many, I'll warrant. Or men, either.

I'm not minimizing the guy's heroism. If she were panicking, yes, she could have died before the fire department guys got there. He did good work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

311 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul... Just heard that on RKO.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:32 PM (TGPs7)

Our black cat adopted us, so I guess we're ok.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Rbu5d)

Wife had a black cat. It had to be put down due to complications from cancer.

We had a hate/hate relationship.

It 'won' because as the wife consoled it as the shot took effect, it looked me right in the eyes as he went.

Bastard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

312 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

So, if you're married to a ginger and own a black cat, which one gets dibs on your soul?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

313 Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com
@reider
I can't stress enough: Netanyahu ordered a strike in Beirut that will most likely invite massive retaliation bombing from Hezbollah (and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese) - while hiding in New York. He is surely the most cowardly leader Israel ever had.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (TGPs7)
***************************************************

Dimi Reider, dhimmi writer

Posted by: Zombie Nasrallah at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (SieDe)

314 “ Though it never made him panic, it took my son years to learn how to swim because he was afraid to put his head underwater.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)”

Some people have an innate fear of water. It just takes time and confidence building to overcome it. I almost drown once as a kid, and I was very good in the water. I could swim lakes, swim underwater etc. But after that incident it took some time to get the demons out of my head. Of course my dad had me back in the pool with hands and feet tied to regain confidence. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (WxYD8)

315 >>> 302 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.
---
There are confirmed deleted scenes from Eyes Wide Shut that Hollywood refuses to release; that they insisted be cut or they would not release the film.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 27, 2024 02:56 PM (/lzai)

O rly.

Curious if there is any detail on WTF they objected to?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (FnneF)

316 >>> 278 Eyes Wide Shut has just entered the race with Idiocracy and Demolition Man for the most prophetic feature film in cinematic history.
Posted by: Thatch

That was filmed in 1996-1997. If watch the background at Ziegler's Christmas Party (Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, too), you can glimpse body doubles of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Most people outside of New York City would have no idea who they were in those years, but now, it is really eerie. And they were put there on purpose. One of the researchers for the movie for Kubrick was a writer for the New York Post, and was up on "who's who" in NYC in those days.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 27, 2024 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

The Matrix too, for giving us a term for breaking free of our programming: getting red pilled. Also for predicting civilization peaked in 1999.

Maybe also They Live is in there somewhere.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (K5dum)

317 The agent branded Diddy "as bad as Jeffrey Epstein," the convicted pedophile financier who died in a New York jail at 66 in 2019 while awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.

Died? like old age or something?

Posted by: DAN at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (ioi84)

318 313 Dimi Reider | dimireider.substack.com
@reider
I can't stress enough: Netanyahu ordered a strike in Beirut that will most likely invite massive retaliation bombing from Hezbollah (and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese) - while hiding in New York. He is surely the most cowardly leader Israel ever had.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 02:52 PM (TGPs7

=======

So, Reiner's barometer is that civilian leaders of military organizations performing strikes upon justified military targets must be...launching the attacks personally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

319 Not many, I'll warrant. Or men, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (J2vNu)

Correct. I've surprised myself in some situations where I remained calm and handled business, but it's never been MY life or death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

320
One thing that irritates me about "Eyes Wide Shut" is that they swapped out the music of the orgy,

supposedly becuz it was a Hindu hymn or some such thing. Which is lame.

One the upside, they replaced the Hindu music with-

"Yakety Sax", so it all worked out anyway.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (eDfFs)

321 nood nuzzi & oberman....

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 27, 2024 03:00 PM (v6XNT)

322 Dead man's switch is tough to pull off. Of course in this day and age a tech bro could probably dial a phone number and set in motion an electronic avalanche of disgusting blackmail goodness.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

I like that. If I'm not able to access a website location and reset a timer, it automatically triggers an avalanche of stuff sent to every news outlet in the world.

Someone who hates the US enough would run it. Then everyone would have to.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (Qnwun)

323 Dimi Reider, dhimmi writer

Posted by: Zombie Nasrallah at September 27, 2024 02:59 PM (SieDe)

He needs a pager, so he can keep up with the mohammeds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (75zPW)

324 I can't stress enough: Netanyahu ordered a strike in Beirut that will most likely invite massive retaliation bombing from Hezbollah (and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese) - while hiding in New York. He is surely the most cowardly leader Israel ever had.

Bibi served in Sayeret Matkal, the most elite commando unit in the IDF (the same unit his brother was killed in during the Entebbe Raid).

Some coward.

and already cost the lives of a untold number of Lebanese

Actually, not so sure of that - the Danieh neighborhood where the bombing occurred, is Hezbollah's stronghold in Beirut.

Anyone with an IQ above room temperature could figure out that Danieh gets flattened if Hezbollah seriously attacks Tel Aviv, so a lot of people evacuated the neighborhood in advance.

Posted by: Obama! at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (uxCna)

325 You know what I just found out. All these years I thought Colonel Sanders was in the Confederate Army fighting against the North. All this time I refused to eat KFC because I thought I thought he and KFC Corporation supported slavery.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 27, 2024 03:01 PM (hbjSA)

326 There are no reasons to fear Black Cat adoptions even if they eat your soul...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
*
So, if you're married to a ginger and own a black cat, which one gets dibs on your soul?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 27, 2024

***
I'm still here, and I've done both.

Just never at the same time!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 27, 2024 03:02 PM (J2vNu)

327 Baby oil is gross. Back in the day, the people I knew that were into orgies used Mazzola.

Posted by: pawn at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (QB+5g)

328 “ A lot of maintenance involved for those machines. We had one (at a time) installed in the convenience store I worked in. Worked like a charm when PM recommendations are followed, but as the machines get older, parts wear out or break and getting replacements for the parts and/or getting service (like Bunn) is expensive.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)”

They really improved the new Academia. It has a lot of built in maintenance like cleaning the system and I’m a fanatic about emptying the dreg and cleaning up the grinder. The parts are easy to get and the Italians made everything pretty easy to replace. A lot of people run into problems when they don’t keep up with it. Gaggia also has their main retailer in upstate NY, so it’s not that bad if you need to send it in

Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (WxYD8)

329 It's racist to assume that a Haitian can drink water out of a simple container successfully.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (NCT0R)

330 Everyone else? It's just the background noise of politics that they don't really pay attention to. Maybe it has some second or third order effects on thinking, but it's more about supporting already held opinions not actually shaping or changing anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

It's not "white noise" when Z Man wanders into Trump's office and finds himself talking to The Hand. This is Strong Horse - Weak Horse territiory and slapping Zelensky down is a direct strike at the Deep State.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)

331 330 It's not "white noise" when Z Man wanders into Trump's office and finds himself talking to The Hand. This is Strong Horse - Weak Horse territiory and slapping Zelensky down is a direct strike at the Deep State.
Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)

=======

That's not electoral politics, though. That's realpolitik and diplomacy.

I'll fully grant you the point in that arena, but it was my impression that we were talking about the former: electoral politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 27, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

332 >>> There are confirmed deleted scenes from Eyes Wide Shut that Hollywood refuses to release; that they insisted be cut or they would not release the film.
>>> If watch the background at Ziegler's Christmas Party (Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie, too), you can glimpse body doubles of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Most people outside of New York City would have no idea who they were in those years, but now, it is really eerie. And they were put there on purpose

Gee, I wonder why Kubrick was killed... I mean, accidentally, unexpectedly died.

Posted by: LizLem at September 27, 2024 03:07 PM (LMOzE)

333
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
Nobody is screaming racial slurs at a WNBA game. You have to be brain damaged to believe this nonsense.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (TGPs7)

334 The parts are easy to get and the Italians made everything pretty easy to replace. A lot of people run into problems when they don’t keep up with it. Gaggia also has their main retailer in upstate NY, so it’s not that bad if you need to send it in
Posted by: Marcus T at September 27, 2024 03:03 PM (WxYD

Our machine(s), I think we went through three of them, were plumbed in, so we couldn't just send them in. The Bunn service department had to send a guy out to work on them. Good luck to you. i enjoyed the best espresso I've ever tasted out our machine. Excellent chocolate, too.

Posted by: mrp at September 27, 2024 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)

335 A 16 year old alleges she was non-consenting.

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And, there it is. The child-rape thing is America's last tenuous thread of public morality. If he has knowledge of Party men fucking peoples' children he should just go ahead and hang himself, before somebody else does it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 27, 2024 03:22 PM (awTae)

336 Diddy going down, down, dead. I can't wait to see how this is going to play out.

Posted by: just saying at September 27, 2024 03:24 PM (yeyKt)

337 Ace - Jaguar Wright has a long history of talking about what goes on in the music, specifically rap and RnB, industry.

She’s talked about Puff before and recently. Sounds like this goes further. Hell Suge Knight was on Cuomos show and talked about the hard boiled egg test Puff allegedly did on guys.

If the egg entered and broke, he wasn’t ready, according to Suge.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 27, 2024 03:28 PM (eZwyX)

338 The funny thing about that 2Smooth video is not necessarily what the comedian says, but the very fact that he is able to emulate a rapper so convincingly, with so little effort. This isn't an artform. This isn't musical genius. This isn't even talent. Hitting "play" on a pre-programmed drumbeat and rhyming at a 3rd grade level is easy. Acting a fool on camera seems like legitimate culture to far too many. Rap is music for dummies.

Posted by: red speck at September 27, 2024 03:35 PM (0Id0S)

339 "It puts the baby oil on the skin or the ho gets the hose."

Posted by: Another Anon at September 27, 2024 03:57 PM (QNMaY)

340 When I was working in a high-end members-only club (haute bourgeoisie only) in a Southern city, 18 years old, I was invited by one of the waiters to join them in a "Wesson oil party."

I was a virgin, had no idea what he was talking about, and he explained: "We get in a room with wall to wall carpeting, put down plastic tarps to cover the floor, then pour bottles of Wesson oil on it and get naked. And whoever and whatever you slide into, you slide into!" he laughed.

I declined.

This is why Diddly Combs needed a thousand bottles of baby oil, folks. Use your imaginations....

Posted by: Beverly at September 27, 2024 06:18 PM (Epeb0)

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