Fake Leftwing Police Group Is Quickly Shammed Together to Give Kamala Harris a Fake Police Endorsement

A rabid leftwinger just formed a "police leadership organization" for no purpose other than to endorse Kamala Harris so she can claim she has the endorsement of the police.

It's a lie, of course.

Deb Heine:

Two weeks after after the National Fraternal Order of Police (NFOP) endorsed former President Donald Trump, a newly formed liberal police leadership organization has endorsed Kamala Harris, who supported the "Defund the Police" movement, for the 2024 presidential election.

The Fraternal Order of Police officially endorsed Trump for President on September 6, citing overwhelming support for the former president among its 377,000 members.

On Monday, the pro-Harris-Walz X account "Harris Wins" excitedly shared on X that Harris had won some law enforcement support of her own: "The Police Leaders for Community Safety just announced they are endorsing Kamala Harris over Donald Trump. Law enforcement agencies do not want to support a convicted felon. This is huge," it said.
The notoriously misleading and deceptive "Kamala HQ" X account also trumpeted the news that a "leading law enforcement group" had endorsed Harris.
NJ.com also reported the news, inaccurately stating in its headline: "Harris gets stunning endorsement from group that normally backs Trump."

In truth, "Police Leaders for Community Safety" is a very small national advocacy (501(c)4) nonprofit that has never endorsed Trump or anyone else. The group was only recently activated in June of 2024, and is headed by former UW-Madison Police Chief Sue Riseling, whose rabidly left-wing, anti-Trump proclivities are openly on display on social media.

Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

Oh, okay. I just needed a citation.

While the NFOP boasts more than 377,000 members, the newly formed Police Leaders for Community Safety claims to made up of "50 prominent law enforcement leaders."

See the article for some of this childless cat-lady's social media provocations.

By the way, she retired from the force in... 2016.

"Fifty Former Police Intelligence Experts agree..."

She need the lies. As this guy on CNN shows, she's the worst-polling Democrat against Donald Trump of the three opponents.

Here's another major lie: Democrats keep claiming that the last nine months under Trump -- when covid was raging, and Democrats were demanding a complete civilization-collapsing economic shutdown -- represent his entire term.

And they point to some bad numbers during that period, and say: Wow, the Harris-Biden economy was so much better you guys!

Coons says we are “misremembering” a better economy under Trump.😂

They think we are st%pid. pic.twitter.com/9zY6asCDsm
— Spitfire (@DogRightGirl) September 24, 2024

It takes SIGNIFICANT mental gymnastics to try and argue that the US economy has been better under the Biden-Harris Admin.

Even Democrats have to admit that President Trump did better under ALL the key metrics! pic.twitter.com/Xh7A8GOIhe
— Rep. Pat Fallon (@RepPatFallon) September 25, 2024

New Trump ad just dropped pic.twitter.com/kVRDPg33tg
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 25, 2024

Lord God All-Mighty, are they serious about this ding-dong dickirider?

"Let that then inspire us by helping us to be inspired." - Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States pic.twitter.com/oImOUbPKWM
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 25, 2024

Apologies for the very thin blogging today. I must have mistakenly taken an extra dose of sleeping pills last night, because I've felt drugged and zonked out all day.

Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9s
JUST IN - Biden, speaking in New York: “Welcome to Washington”

https://tinyurl.com/3c78cjj4
5 seconds; short clip -- don't know if he corrected quickly or made a joke.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:32 PM (CEzQx)

2 Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM
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Does CBD know you are raiding his stash?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 06:33 PM (BpYfr)

3 >>Fraternal Order of Police.

I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Posted by: Chief Sue Resiling at September 25, 2024 06:33 PM (vihfr)

4 You know lady, you could try to look less like a bull dyke. Wouldn't be hard. Grow that hair out, shave off the mustache and maybe take off a few pounds.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 06:34 PM (tT6L1)

5
The Gaslighting Campaign of History!

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:35 PM (9BrWq)

6 Kamala Harris consistently sounds like a kindergarten teacher on a lot of Vicodin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 06:36 PM (VdhcA)

7 That Trump ad is great. Short and to the point

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:36 PM (NtVYv)

8 That Trump ad is el perfecto.

Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2024 06:37 PM (bS+DD)

9 "UW-Madison Police Chief Sue Riseling"

I saw that guy in "Midnight Express" (197

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 25, 2024 06:37 PM (wU1J3)

10 Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

Well, she looks pissed off at the world so that was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 06:37 PM (mH6SG)

11 The National Coalition of Sues , of which i am the founder and leader, has just backed Trump, which trumps leftist Sue Reisling's endorsement .

So there.

Posted by: LASue at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (lCppi)

12 Officer "Pork Jowls" is on the case.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (Q4IgG)

13
Just this year, the price of groceries (meat, eggs, bacon, milk) has skyrocketed from their already-inflated prices from 2022 & 2023.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (9BrWq)

14 Capt. Sue looks like a dyke.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (/U5Yz)

15 Chief Sue Riseling looks like Dave Thomas doing an impersonation of Chief Sue Riseling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (Ad8y9)

16 UW-Madison Police Chief Sue Riseling
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So, she was a campus cop. I'm sure she earned those four stars.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (VdhcA)

17 Even worse, there's no way Harris is faking the stupid. There is no way to fake that much stupid for this long.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

18 Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

[screenshot]

Oh, okay. I just needed a citation.

Right on the jaw.

And the screenshot looks like she just read what you just wrote.

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 06:38 PM (DgGvY)

19 10 Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

Well, she looks pissed off at the world so that was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

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Maybe on account of the goiter.

Posted by: Chief Sue Resiling at September 25, 2024 06:39 PM (vihfr)

20 Speaking of fake . . .

MSNBC
@MSNBC
BREAKING: Murder and other violent crime dropped across the U.S. last year, FBI data shows.

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According to the FBI figures, there were no murders in Los Angeles last year and no murders in St. Louis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 06:39 PM (L/fGl)

21 "UW-Madison Police Chief Sue Riseling"

I saw that guy in "Midnight Express" (197!

Are you sure that's not Ironside ?!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:39 PM (NtVYv)

22 I bet Sue is fun at parties. And a super laid-back boss to work for.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (Ad8y9)

23
Wait, so "bidenomics" didn't work?

Or are we at the stage when "bidenomics" never existed?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

24 Dayum, kamawhatever sounds so idiotic!

~*~ cringe! ~*~

Posted by: JQ at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (njWTi)

25 HTF did Sue Reisling become the police chief in Madison?

I'd like to see her run down a perp. I'd like to see her do a pushup. I'd like to see her deal with demonstrators.

Now, she might have been kick-ass, but, come on.

Maybe if I saw her smiling she'd look like someone's sweet grandma.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (JeYYB)

26 I'm guessing Chief Sue Riseling drives a Subaru.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

27 What you believe a police leader should look like: Jack Webb

What you expect a modern police leader to look like: Brian Dennehy

What a modern police "leader" looks like: It's Pat!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (oZhjI)

28 Good meme to promulgate:

🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 @Travis_4_Trump
Endless wars or affordable groceries. That’s the choice this November.

https://tinyurl.com/ykwv8e67
photo comparison

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (CEzQx)

29 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (Zz0t1)

30
What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

31 Nothing fake about these endorsements.

https://shorturl.at/61vlC

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (i24o9)

32 Willowed:

BTW I’m voting and have voted in every election and most primaries since 1988.

At no point did my vote decide anything and only Trump, Jeff Sessions (spit), and Fob James I consider to vote well cast.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (NBIe0)

33 2016 until the pandemic felt like the 80's again. Booming economy and optimism. Cheap gas and almost zero inflation.

I really have zero doubt Trump will have easily won had it no been Covid. People were miserable and angry during that period.

Posted by: Lacra at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (4pwAx)

34 "HTF did Sue Reisling become the police chief in Madison?"

Because it's Madison.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (wU1J3)

35 How does Chief Sue use her nightstick?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (/U5Yz)

36 Or are we at the stage when "bidenomics" never existed?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)
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First: Bidenomics is a derogatory term!

Then: Bidenomics is great!

Now: What's Bidenomics?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (VdhcA)

37 They don't call it "dope" because it makes you smarter, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (W2Pud)

38 What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

Accept

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

39 I would have thought Sue Riesling was too busy looking for the perp who stole her chin to endorse presidential candidates.

I kid, of course. Her chromosomes stole her chin. Filthy cheese-head cousin humpers.

Posted by: DOOMED, I SAY, UNLESS WE AREN'T at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (QzM4s)

40 What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

Balls To The Wall by Accept

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (NZnln)

41 I hear that Kamala has received the endorsement of The National Illegal Immigrant Association. It's a non-profit, so must be a good outfit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (XeU6L)

42 What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

Accept
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM (NtVYv)

God Bless Ya

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (NtVYv)

43
Nothing fake about these endorsements.

https://shorturl.at/61vlC
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Heh.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (9BrWq)

44 Snort some coffee. Do some Jack Elan jumping jacks. Think about your next sexual conquest.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (pfj2x)

45 What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

Balls to the wall?

https://youtu.be/B_3TlrZLpQ0

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (i24o9)

46 HTF did Sue Reisling become the police chief in Madison?
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Because she was cop for the UW campus, not the city.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (VdhcA)

47 Sue Riesling's linkedin says

Currently I am the police chief at Wisconsin. I recently changed my Decision Makers, LLC to The Riseling Group. Check it out at blah blah

Its good to know her grammar is almost as good as her fashion sense and exercise regime!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (oZhjI)

48 245 Leading Report @LeadingReport 23m
BREAKING: A federal judge has green-lit a $30 million lawsuit accusing the U.S. government of causing the ‘wrongful de*th’ of January 6th protester Ashli Babbitt, with the trial date set for July 20, 2026.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:29 PM (CEzQx)
From previous thread regarding Ashli Babbitt murder. I think Roseanne Boyland, Kevin Greeson, and Benjamin Phillips should be added to the lawsuit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

49 CBD is giving ace roofies.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (Y6IkP)

50 How does Chief Sue use her nightstick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2024 06:41 PM

Is it ribbed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (a3Q+t)

51 "Can CBD oil zonk you out?"

Nah, it don't do sh*t.

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (wU1J3)

52 And yet 50% of the population will believe Harris got some Big Police Group Endorsement.

Google Archipelago will put the search result at the top three pages, while Trump's real endorsement will disappear, and be shadow banned on Facebook and other places.

This is the propaganda bubble many people live in ... though many are Awakening to the Wokeness lies. Who you gonna believe ... Google, or your own lying eyes?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

53 The Federalist @FDRLST 9h
Max Boot’s Reagan Biography Boosts Communism And Trashes America
thefederalist.com/2024/09/25…

Max Boot’s Reagan Biography Boosts Communism, Trashes US
In his new book, Max Boot, a prominent member of the anti-Trump intelligentsia, aims to deflate President Ronald Reagan’s legacy.
thefederalist.com

Richard Cowan @TexaninThailand 9h Replying to @FDRLST @seanmdav
politico.com/news/magazine/2…
Max Boot Called Trump a Foreign Asset. Now His Wife Is Indicted for Just That.
A shocking indictment against a policy insider — and what it says about foreign influence in the Beltway.
politico.com
Sep 25, 2024 · 1:32 PM UTC

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (CEzQx)

54 I'm sure that officers face strikes mortal fear into criminals
hearts. She's pretty lethal.

I know I almost died laughing when I saw her photo.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (0wdfS)

55 The notoriously misleading and deceptive "Kamala HQ" X account also trumpeted the news that a "leading law enforcement group" had endorsed Harris.
______________

Typical commie stunt. Gin up some bogus outfit, characterize it as "leading" or "award-winning" (awards conferred by the Reds themselves), and make an argument from authority.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (BA9Nh)

56 What's that 80's song that goes balls to the wall and sounds sorta like AC/DC but isn't AC/DC?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:40 PM (9BrWq)

Accept. German power metal band. I prefer them over AC/DC. Not that I hate the latter.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (Ad8y9)

57 "AI, generate an image of a lesbian Covid Karen cosplaying as the chief of police."

Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (DgGvY)

58 Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

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That's a MAN, BABY!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (anmER)

59 39 Ha!

Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (wU1J3)

60 She looks the bar owner in the movie Porkies

Posted by: Beartooth at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (WuJwx)

61
🇺🇸Travis🇺🇸 @Travis_4_Trump
Endless wars or affordable groceries. That’s the choice this November.

The last 4 years sucked for almost everyone. This should be the main focus of Trump and any non-GOPe Republicans.

Do you want more of the same or a change? More Kamala or Try Trump?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (oZhjI)

62 Florida is going to get smashed again. Helene is not predicted to be a Cat 4 monster.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)

63 So she was a step above a mall cop.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (i514R)

64 Nothing fake about these endorsements.

https://shorturl.at/61vlC
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The Biden girl needs some tough love.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (/U5Yz)

65 > MSNBC
@MSNBC
BREAKING: Murder and other violent crime dropped across the U.S. last year, FBI data shows.

-
According to the FBI figures, there were no murders in Los Angeles last year and no murders in St. Louis.
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The narrative has been set. This will be the "truth" moving forward. Everyone can now relax. There is no crime. The Democrats have taken care of it.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (Q4IgG)

66 Sue Riesling's linkedin says

Currently I am the police chief at Wisconsin. I recently changed my Decision Makers, LLC to The Riseling Group. Check it out at blah blah

Its good to know her grammar is almost as good as her fashion sense and exercise regime!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:42 PM (oZhjI)
_______________

She can't get by on her looks forever.

Say, Sue, you haven't seen any lesbians around here, have you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (BA9Nh)

67 Breaking911
@Breaking911
New Trump ad just dropped

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Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (L/fGl)

68 Inspire me so I can be inspired.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

69
jalama harris campaign slogan should be:

BALLS DEEP

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:45 PM (9BrWq)

70 Paul Blart > Sue Riseling

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:45 PM (oZhjI)

71 the newly formed Police Leaders for Community Safety claims to made up of "50 prominent law enforcement leaders."
___________________

At least they've got a sense of humor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:45 PM (BA9Nh)

72 She looks the bar owner in the movie Porkies
Posted by: Beartooth at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (WuJwx)

hahaha

or Large Marge !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (NtVYv)

73 Capt Sue.....if danger hair and a bull ring piercing were ever looking for a home.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (uJ65b)

74 consent continues to be created.

Is this not the heart of Our Democracy?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (D7oie)

75 jalama harris campaign slogan should be:

BALLS DEEP

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:45 PM (9BrWq)

Brokedick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (NtVYv)

76 The Biden girl needs some tough love.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (/U5Yz)

Spankings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (i24o9)

77 Say, Sue, you haven't seen any lesbians around here, have you?

The case of the missing lesbians?

I'm not gonna beat around the bush here. This is a case I can lick with my eyes closed. I will eat it up and get right to the bottom. And I will make sure those girls come clean about what they've been doing

Posted by: Sue Riseling at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (oZhjI)

78 Whoa! That's some fugly Karen Cop! I'm gonna need a palete cleanser.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! We have your joy right here! at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (uBb4f)

79 So, she was a campus cop. I'm sure she earned those four stars.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

This four star nonsense has always bugged me. Who is the three star - A Department Head? Two star - A Captain? One star - the guy that goes on the donut runs?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (WXNFJ)

80
Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.

There's some very inexpensive way to turn CBD oil into something called 'Delta 8' which is pretty damn close to 'Delta 9' which is actually tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) . Some treatment with cheap acid with CBD oil, but I suck too hard at chemistry to explain.

Read the label carefully. 'Delta 8' will fvck a person up good. I think it was Fen who inadvertently bought some when looking for a sleep aid.

Maybe cut the dose lower. Maybe by 75%.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (RKVpM)

81 She looks the bar owner in the movie Porkies

Posted by: Beartooth at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (WuJwx)
_________________

More like Miss Ballbricker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (BA9Nh)

82 I bet she's popular with white wine moms.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (Y6IkP)

83
I forget the name of the song, but Neil Diamond has a song that goes touching me, touching you.

jalama's song is "Inspiring Me, Inspiring You."

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (9BrWq)

84 NJ.com is a piece of garbage website leftist front for the Star-Ledger newspaper which is owned by the Newhouse family. Avoid if at all possible

Posted by: Don at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (AgMqW)

85 We do all have to admit that Chief Sue Riseling's transitioners have done a hell of a job. S/he/it looks like an AWFL hag.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (1bNHn)

86 HTF did Sue Reisling become the police chief in Madison?

She didn't. The article says she was the four-star police chief of UW-Madison. She's a campus cop. The main campus, however!

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (3fFru)

87 Florida is going to get smashed again. Helene is not predicted to be a Cat 4 monster.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)

In before the left says "this is because the assassin missed Trump."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

88 There is no way it's pleasant to work for that gal. If her views are widely known then she's, on a good day, abrasive.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

89 68 Inspire me so I can be inspired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

sounds dirty when you say it

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (W2Pud)

90 This four star nonsense has always bugged me. Who is the three star - A Department Head? Two star - A Captain? One star - the guy that goes on the donut runs?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (WXNFJ)
__________________

I like the Brits titling someone as the "High Commissioner." (And no, that's not Hunter.) Who's the "Low Commissioner?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (BA9Nh)

91 I forget the name of the song, but Neil Diamond has a song that goes touching me, touching you.

jalama's song is "Inspiring Me, Inspiring You."
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (9BrWq)

I do NOT understand the popularity of that song.

"Sweet Caroline" by the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Trust me you don't want to have Helen come to your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Old King Priam at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)

93 CBD is giving ace roofies.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (Y6IkP)

He's gonna sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (i24o9)

94 82 I bet she's popular with white wine moms.
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I don't know. She's not sparkling.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (CEzQx)

95 >>In before the left says "this is because the assassin missed Trump."

It's climate change, magat. Duh.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (LkLld)

96
Max Boot Called Trump a Foreign Asset. Now His Wife Is Indicted for Just That.

Trump's wife has been indicted?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

97
She's basically security for University of Wisconsin's sports stadium.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (9BrWq)

98
She didn't. The article says she was the four-star police chief of UW-Madison. She's a campus cop. The main campus, however!
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (3fFru)

Why do colleges have their own police forces?

Always wondered that. Seems bullshit. You're in a city, just make the city manage it. The college pays f*cking taxes too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Sue Riseling ?

Or Sue Limpling ?

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (hBlxk)

100 How do you do. My name is Sue.

Posted by: I barely know you people at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (uJ65b)

101 That campus Police Chief looks like one of the women's prison matrons from the film noir movies popular in the 40's & 50's. She'd beat up a prisoner for the fun of it and laugh. Jeez.

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (oiNtH)

102
It's climate change, magat. Duh.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (LkLld)

But it's hitting Florida because TRUMP LIVES.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

103 Typical commie stunt. Gin up some bogus outfit, characterize it as "leading" or "award-winning" (awards conferred by the Reds themselves), and make an argument from authority.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (BA9Nh)

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"Leading 'expert' on "expertise,' Tom 'Pancake Nipples' Nichols approves of this comment."

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (anmER)

104 According to the FBI figures, there were no murders in Los Angeles last year and no murders in St. Louis.
_______________

None in Chicago, either.

No murders reported to the FBI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (BA9Nh)

105 the newly formed Police Leaders for Community Safety claims to made up of "50 prominent law enforcement leaders."

Pfft, the Committee of Public Safety had far fewer members, all with greater power

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (D7oie)

106 At this point, with a few exceptions, I would rather be governed by any commenter here than any of the Top Men- including the Women- in our national government.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (f+FmA)

107 (waves hand)

This is the law enforcement leadership organization you are looking for.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kamala at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (i0F8b)

108 Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.
________
That's it, Ace. Blame a cob.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (1bNHn)

109 Poster person for Johnny Cash's. " A boy named Sue"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (I1GXe)

110 Neil Diamond has a song that goes touching me, touching you.

jalama's song is "Inspiring Me, Inspiring You."
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (9BrWq)

then there's that one where he croons, "Girl, you'll be a woman soon..."

Yeesh. Like he's waiting outside of the high school.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (Ad8y9)

111 Help me Help You !!

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:51 PM (i514R)

112 At this point, with a few exceptions, I would rather be governed by any commenter here than any of the Top Men- including the Women- in our national government.

Well, pretty sure Sid would make sure every voter got one of those anime body pillows and a year's supply of baby oil so...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (oZhjI)

113 She's basically security for University of Wisconsin's sports stadium.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (9BrWq)
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They missed a bet. She would be a great pulling guard for the football team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (BA9Nh)

114 Capt. Sue? Would.

Posted by: Hilary! at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (wBaIH)

115
I do NOT understand the popularity of that song.

"Sweet Caroline" by the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

This. Painful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! We have your joy right here! at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (uBb4f)

116 I just looked up the definition for "sourpuss" in my dictionary. Lo, and behold, Sue's picture was next to the definition.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (BpYfr)

117
Helene is getting bitchier and bitcher, damned bitch.

It's going to remain a hurricane in GA up Macon, and close to it over Atlanta, and they've got us here under a TS warning. It's moving so fast, it won't die down until it gets way to the north, still a TS into Tennessee.

Forecast for a peak of 32 mph sustained winds here, with gusts around 60. What a bitch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

118 Well, pretty sure Sid would make sure every voter got one of those anime body pillows and a year's supply of baby oil so...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (oZhjI)
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What are the odds that young Sue is Sid's mom?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (BA9Nh)

119 Lay off Neil Diamond. He's an American treasure.

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (i514R)

120 101 That campus Police Chief looks like one of the women's prison matrons from the film noir movies popular in the 40's & 50's. She'd beat up a prisoner for the fun of it and laugh. Jeez.
Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2024 06:50 PM (oiNtH)

Fred Flintstone's stunt double.

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (hBlxk)

121 Lay off Neil Diamond. He's an American treasure.

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (i514R)

Know how we know you are gay?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (i24o9)

122 Only fifty prominent law enforcement leaders?

Sheesh, doesn't that Karen know you need at least 51 experts to attack Trump nowadays? Over 700 is even better! Never use a total that is exactly a round number - it telegraphs you're an idiot.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (aBgBM)

123 What you believe a police leader should look like:
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Easy:
t.ly/4ue8j

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (XeU6L)

124 That's Resting Godzilla Face

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (i514R)

125 I do NOT understand the popularity of that song.

"Sweet Caroline" by the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

This. Painful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! We have your joy right here! at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (uBb4f)
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Barbarians, All of you. I hope you guys get hit with mystery clicks of nothing but Neil for a couple of days.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

126 >>I do NOT understand the popularity of that song.

>>"Sweet Caroline" by the way.

The Red Sox play that game during the 8th inning at every single home game and they've been doing it forever. And they won't stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (LkLld)

127 >>> Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.

Number one date rape drug for bull dykes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

128 Neil Diamond trivia. An early hit for him was Cracklin' Rosie which everyone assumed was about a girl. It was about a brand of fortified wine he drank in his hungry years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM (L/fGl)

129 Know how we know you are gay?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:53 PM (i24o9)

Because you like Judas Priest.

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (i514R)

130 Ace, you do NOT want to be careening around on your Vespa in a Cannonball Run while under the influence of an excessive dose of CBD oil.

Power tool operation is not recommended, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

131 I just looked up the definition for "sourpuss" in my dictionary.

You'd be a sourpuss, too, if you couldn't get in to any of Diddy's parties.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (3fFru)

132 Helene is getting bitchier and bitcher, damned bitch.
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Just drove the worst rain storm in years...and it ain't even started here yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (XeU6L)

133 Because you like Judas Priest.

Posted by: Jerry McQuire at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (i514R)

It's the dick sucking. While listening to Neil Diamond.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (i24o9)

134 I like the Brits titling someone as the "High Commissioner." (And no, that's not Hunter.) Who's the "Low Commissioner?"
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Because British Empire and, later, Commonwealth countries all have the same head-of-state -- the monarch -- they don't send ambassadors to each other in an embassy and consulates. So they have Trade Commissions with a High Commissioner to settle trade, treaty etc. negotiations between colonies/countries. Also shows the British Empire was about trade!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)

135 Off sock

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (i514R)

136 Chief Riseling? WOOF!

Posted by: McGruff the Crime Dog at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (Geoni)

137 So, she was a campus cop. I'm sure she earned those four stars.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

This four star nonsense has always bugged me. Who is the three star - A Department Head? Two star - A Captain? One star - the guy that goes on the donut runs?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (WXNFJ)
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Next she'll get promoted to Field Marshal, complete with baton.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (BA9Nh)

138 The Red Sox play that game during the 8th inning at every single home game and they've been doing it forever. And they won't stop.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:54 PM

To be fair, some here would riposte with "At least they're not the Yankees."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (a3Q+t)

139 Yeesh. Like he's waiting outside of the high school.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Don Henley at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (WXNFJ)

140 I still think Neil's "Brooklyn Roads" is a masterpiece of song writing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

141 I just looked up the definition for "sourpuss" in my dictionary.

You'd be a sourpuss, too, if you couldn't get in to any of Diddy's parties.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 06:55 PM (3fFru)
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There's not enough baby oil in the world that would entice me to join in that fun...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

142 Speaking as a lifelong Republican, I support the creation of this wonderful new police organization!

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at September 25, 2024 06:57 PM (uxCna)

143 Nothing personal, but I don't care what Cracklin' Rosie is about--that song blows.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2024 06:57 PM (TN0g+)

144 Home at Last, another trip to Biden County

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 06:57 PM (eh7Q3)

145 Can CBD oil zonk you out? Because I had an extra dose of that.
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If Sue gave you that CBD, zonked may have a different meaning.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 06:57 PM (uJ65b)

146 10 Are we sure she's rabidly leftwing?

Well, she looks pissed off at the world so that was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 06:37 PM (mH6SG)
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One of her cats shit on her spirit candle. You'd be pissed too.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (1bNHn)

147 ace, try three fingers of bourbon and when you finish take 3 fingers more. Even passing out is better than what you are doing now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (I1GXe)

148 >>Helene is getting bitchier and bitcher, damned bitch.
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>>Just drove the worst rain storm in years...and it ain't even started here yet.

The Mets were supposed to play the Braves today in Atlanta in a crucial game to see who makes the playoffs. The game and the series just got postponed until a doubleheader next Monday.

It's gonna be a yuge storm.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (LkLld)

149 101 That campus Police Chief looks like one of the women's prison matrons from the film noir movies popular in the 40's & 50's. She'd beat up a prisoner for the fun of it and laugh. Jeez.
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SCTV... Broads Behind Bars

https://tinyurl.com/ar7ybc7e
8:12 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:59 PM (CEzQx)

150
lol @ sandy cortez

She calls for "mayor" adams' resignation.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (9BrWq)

151 I forget the name of the song, but Neil Diamond has a song that goes touching me, touching you.

jalama's song is "Inspiring Me, Inspiring You."
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:47 PM (9BrWq)

I do NOT understand the popularity of that song.

"Sweet Caroline" by the way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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Sweet Rising Joy (Rising Joy)
Hard times never seemed so hard

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (anmER)

152 Today is One-Hit Wonder Day.

(insert favorite OHW earworm here)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

153 So... would these be Vegan Bacon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, now hearing Tennessee Ernie Ford at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (PDf99)

154 I have a flashlight

Posted by: Lieutenant Throatpouch at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (hBlxk)

155 Sheesh, y'all with your CBD and late night booze. If I take melatonin in greater than 3mg dose or too late I'm sleepy all the next day.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (fzDUI)

156 So they have Trade Commissions with a High Commissioner to settle trade, treaty etc. negotiations between colonies/countries.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)
____________________

Why don't they just call him the "Commissioner?" Why prepend the "High" part, if there's only one?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (BA9Nh)

157 Sidenote, there are some hilarious fake bacon brand names:

Upton's Naturals Bacon Seitan.

Be Leaf Vegan Bacon.

Sweet Earth Benevolent Bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, now hearing Tennessee Ernie Ford at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (PDf99)

158 Tapes a quarter to a postcard addressed to Garth and Wayne.

"When monkeys fly out my butt."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (QSrLX)

159 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
Stacey Plaskett: The purpose of the DOJ and FBI is to "serve as a check against white nationalism, great replacement theorists, Christian nationalists, white fragility, fascists, and the twice impeached convicted felon, former president and would-be dictator Donald Trump."

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Well, makes more sense than that they're public servants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (L/fGl)

160 lol @ sandy cortez

She calls for "mayor" adams' resignation.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (9BrWq)

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Mass-murdering Andrew Cuomo is tanned, rested, ready, a made man, and available!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (anmER)

161 51 "Can CBD oil zonk you out?"

Nah, it don't do sh*t.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (wU1J3)
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You must have forgotten to mix in the maple syrup.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)

162 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

Can an ear worm be a favorite?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (i514R)

163 >> Just drove the worst rain storm in years...and it ain't even started here yet.

I saw the totals your way so far. Uggh. Lucky for me, no "PRE" as they call it (precursor/predecessor rain event) yet.

But that will start late tonight. We are now in the 7" event total forecast range.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

164 This four star nonsense has always bugged me. Who is the three star - A Department Head? Two star - A Captain? One star - the guy that goes on the donut runs?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 25, 2024 06:46 PM (WXNFJ)

I figured the uniform of the chief should look like the uniform of the patrolman, and the main difference is the name plate that says "chief" The only special honor she gets is from her officers because they know her face and know she has their backs, and no one is getting between her and them, even if she is just swinging on their heels.

but here we are.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

165 155 Sheesh, y'all with your CBD and late night booze. If I take melatonin in greater than 3mg dose or too late I'm sleepy all the next day.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (fzDUI)

CBD never usually calms things down. You know, because of all the anti-semitism...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, now hearing Tennessee Ernie Ford at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (PDf99)

166 Look - here's the deal. The earlier generations ... Boomer, Silent ... were all fucked up. And a big part of modern life is the Boomers and Silents trying to justify their fucked up while they die off.

For Example ... yes, they loved them some Neil Diamond. Also some Conway Twitty. And also some damn Liberace and Queen even before Freddy got AIDS and some Blue Lagoon and on and on and on.

As well as some weird damn orange and green kitchen appliances. And some bizarre carpet and clothes choices.

The 80s were, more or less, both those cohorts suddenly trying to "get right". It was why they tried so hard to snap into "normal". It didn't work.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (Z2itr)

167 Speaking of prominent officials...I've been reviewing the 700 national security letter. What a crock of crap. I know some kf those...gentlemen...and my comments to them will no doubt cost me a few friendships.
I can live with that.
In light of todays revelations about what Trump told Milley to prepare for Jan 6th, this is just more democrat/marxist bullshit.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (W/lyH)

168 "What's your price for flight...?"

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (TN0g+)

169 Sheesh, y'all with your CBD and late night booze. If I take melatonin in greater than 3mg dose or too late I'm sleepy all the next day.

Never, ever worked for me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (mH6SG)

170 lol @ sandy cortez

She calls for "mayor" adams' resignation.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (9BrWq)
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This just in: Mayor Adams calls for AOC's resignation.

I'm calling for BOTH to resign. Along with Letitia What's-her-name, and the judge in the Trump show trial.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (BA9Nh)

171 162 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

Can an ear worm be a favorite?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (i514R)

Those are some of the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, now hearing Tennessee Ernie Ford at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (PDf99)

172 It just looks like Sue used to be a real beauty and some man... oh I can't. Who are we trying to fool here.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (fzDUI)

173 On behalf of everybody from NJ who claims descent from a mixed English/Scottish family as well as family from Suwalki region of Poland, I want to endorse Trump/Vance for President/VP.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (dTTBf)

174 We're ready for the storm. I just finished battening the hatches and putting everything up. Got a full tank in the truck and RV. Got some food that will last 25 years. Got some tarps and duct tape, some playing cards, and 1000 bottles of baby oil. Now we wait.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

175 Just drove the worst rain storm in years...and it ain't even started here yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Snakes looking for high ground. Watch out for a repeat.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (uJ65b)

176 57 "AI, generate an image of a lesbian Covid Karen cosplaying as the chief of police."
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (DgGvY)
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I'm slow. It was only reading that that I realized it should be in Sigourney Weaver's Tawny Madison voice.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (1bNHn)

177 Saw there are 2 videos of supposed Pennsylvanians who say they were Trump voters before but won't now.
They are long Democrats voters

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9)

178 “Coons says we are “misremembering” a better economy under Trump.😂”

His head looks like it needs a condom.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (t64lJ)

179 Stacey Plaskett: The purpose of the DOJ and FBI i

So the rep from the Virgin Islands, where they fired the head cop for investigating Epstein clients, is giving advice on what the FBI should do and it isn't arrest her and every pol from USVI?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (oZhjI)

180 Hooters profits are sagging....

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d3spb

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (hBlxk)

181 6 Kamala Harris consistently sounds like a kindergarten teacher on a lot of Vicodin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 06:36 PM (VdhcA)

I saw a clip of her Stephanie Ruhle interview. She tried to slag Trump on economics, saying he has no plan and isn't considering return on investment with his crazy ideas.

Return on investment? Ooooh, now she's trying to show she's an economics expert, by repeating fancy-sounding terms she never heard of until her training session for that interview. trained to say yesterday.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (aBgBM)

182 She's basically security for University of Wisconsin's sports stadium.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 25, 2024 06:49 PM (9BrWq)

no bag goes unchecked, no bottle of water is allowed in.

Posted by: Maximilien Robespierre at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (D7oie)

183 174 We're ready for the storm. I just finished battening the hatches and putting everything up. Got a full tank in the truck and RV. Got some food that will last 25 years. Got some tarps and duct tape, some playing cards, and 1000 bottles of baby oil. Now we wait.
Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

The baby oil is what lets you sleep well at night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (PDf99)

184 Can an ear worm be a favorite?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM

Of course! Which of the ear worms that you've had is #1? That's your favorite.

Or you can go with an anti-favorite, such as "In the Year 2525".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (a3Q+t)

185 @townhallcom
Stacey Plaskett: The purpose of the DOJ and FBI is to "serve as a check against white nationalism, great replacement theorists, Christian nationalists, white fragility, fascists, and the twice impeached convicted felon, former president and would-be dictator Donald Trump."
________________

So ... nothing about catching and prosecuting criminals, or public corruption, I see.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (BA9Nh)

186 @she hobbit- " If I take melatonin in greater than 3mg dose or too late I'm sleepy all the next day."

Good lord, your liver must be the size of a thimble.

I take one 3mg melotonin, 1700 mg valerian extract, some cbd and chase it with a beer or two about an hour before bedtime to get to sleep.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (Ra2Jd)

187 Her Patrol Car is a Subaru.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (U4juN)

188 Why prepend the "High" part, if there's only one?
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I think the numerous consulates in major cities are just Trade Commissions and have a Trade Commissioner.

But why a Consul-General instead of a Consul?? We need Chuy to do some word definition histories for us once he sobers up!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (CEzQx)

189 No worries here Ace.
I'm on my third Buffalo Trace and I can understand everything you have written.
:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (W/lyH)

190 The 80s were, more or less, both those cohorts suddenly trying to "get right". It was why they tried so hard to snap into "normal". It didn't work.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (Z2itr)

Neil Diamond turned them into self-loathing gays.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (i24o9)

191 She Hobbit, not even you could carry off where that was going. That bitch is a train wreck

Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 07:05 PM (I1GXe)

192 >>Stacey Plaskett: The purpose of the DOJ and FBI is to "serve as a check against white nationalism, great replacement theorists, Christian nationalists, white fragility, fascists, and the twice impeached convicted felon, former president and would-be dictator Donald Trump."

They are just saying out loud now, the DOJ and FBI are there to persecute Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 07:06 PM (LkLld)

193 Ugh, off Hilary! Sock. Oh and Deplorable Jay? Leave us Field Marshalls out of it. I took on the whole German Army, I can certainly handle a lumpy dyke in a rent a cop uniform.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at September 25, 2024 07:06 PM (wBaIH)

194 I saw the totals your way so far. Uggh. Lucky for me, no "PRE" as they call it (precursor/predecessor rain event) yet.

But that will start late tonight. We are now in the 7" event total forecast range.
Posted by: publius
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Juust received a robo-call from the city, urging residents to store potable water, and water for flushing. Last time this happened (Hurricane Ivan), we were without water for 3 days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

195 Forecast for a peak of 32 mph sustained winds here, with gusts around 60. What a bitch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

Is it worth making french toast for?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 07:06 PM (D7oie)

196 Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:02 PM (Z2itr)

I'm glad you weighed in because it always supports everything opposite of what you proclaim is the truth.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:06 PM (i514R)

197 Damn. Seven inches plus of rain would collapse my humble abode. Prayers up for all of you affected.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 07:07 PM (mH6SG)

198 I had a Madonna Earworm on my backcountry ride last week...4 hours of pedaling and nothing I could do to get it out of my head.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:07 PM (U4juN)

199 Her Patrol Car is a Subaru.
Posted by: garrett
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Probably a tough call for her, EV or Subaru?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:07 PM (XeU6L)

200 Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:07 PM (PDf99)

201
Today:
MOSCOW Reuters —

President Vladimir Putin warned the West on Wednesday that Russia could use nuclear weapons if it was struck with conventional missiles, and that Moscow would consider any assault on it supported by a nuclear power to be a joint attack.

The decision to change Russia’s official nuclear doctrine is the Kremlin’s answer to deliberations in the United States and Britain about whether or not to give Ukraine permission to fire conventional Western missiles into Russia.

Putin, opening a meeting of Russia’s Security Council, said that the changes were in response to a swiftly changing global landscape which had thrown up new threats and risks for Russia.

Nothing to see here, move along proles. Don't look directly at any sudden intense flashes of light. Get under nearest desk.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (RKVpM)

202 Return on investment? Ooooh, now she's trying to show she's an economics expert, by repeating fancy-sounding terms she never heard of until her training session for that interview. trained to say yesterday.

I'd love to hear how government gets a "return on investment" ... when every dollar they spend is taken from someone else against their will ... and even after they give that dollar to someone else - every dollar from that person is taken against their will.

If government was putting up store-fronts and selling bread to willing customers ? Maybe that would be ROI. Like the Mob always wanted to go legit with stolen money.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (Z2itr)

203 -----------
Snakes looking for high ground. Watch out for a repeat.
Posted by: scampydog
----

Don't own a sand wedge, dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

204 Or you can go with "Seasons in the Sun" or "Those Were The Days My Friend".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

205 I thought the official lesbian car was a mini Cooper.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (7TdnZ)

206 About 8 of us piled into a suburban to go to the pig races (not Rosie O'Donnell). Driver had Neil Diamond cranked to eleventy. He caught all kinds of abuse. Less than a mile down the road the whole car singing along. None are gay.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (uJ65b)

207 198 I had a Madonna Earworm on my backcountry ride last week...4 hours of pedaling and nothing I could do to get it out of my head.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:07 PM (U4juN)

Yesterday was 'Dear Mr Fantasy' and 'If you could read my mind.' Today has been Snow Patrol and back to Dear Mr Fantasy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (PDf99)

208 When I was in the private sector we used to make Sen. Coons dance for beer money.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (wBaIH)

209 >>I thought the official lesbian car was a mini Cooper.

Nope. Too many gay dudes drive those.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (U4juN)

210 Hooters profits are sagging....

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d3spb
Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (hBlxk)
***

This is probably blasphemy but I will declare here and now that the most perfect pair of legs I have ever seen was at a Hooters in Huntsville Alabama.
OMG she was beautiful!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (W/lyH)

211 Lord God All-Mighty, are they serious about this ding-dong dickirider?

ding dong the dick is rid
which ol' dick?
this big dick

Posted by: willie brown at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (sGtp+)

212 Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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*?*

It means uh, uh...transportable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (XeU6L)

213 206 About 8 of us piled into a suburban to go to the pig races (not Rosie O'Donnell). Driver had Neil Diamond cranked to eleventy. He caught all kinds of abuse. Less than a mile down the road the whole car singing along. None are gay.
Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (uJ65b)

Now I have Cracklin' Rose in my head. Thanks.

You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (PDf99)

214 Nothing to see here, move along proles. Don't look directly at any sudden intense flashes of light. Get under nearest desk.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (RKVpM)

*points at DC*

*shrugs*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM (i24o9)

215 147 ace, try three fingers of bourbon and when you finish take 3 fingers more. Even passing out is better than what you are doing now.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (I1GXe)
This is a standard prescription used throughout the medical community.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM (LHPAg)

216 Remember "She's The Sheriff" with Suzanne Somers? It was dumb, but not as dumb as this shit.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

217 "Investing in bringing down costs."

I may stop listening. My head is starting to hurt.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM (3ImbR)

218 So...Chief Sue Reisling...
Damn!
If Gladys Cravitz had an older.sister...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

219 Don't own a sand wedge, dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)
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Well played.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (uJ65b)

220
I'm not flood prone here, but some areas close by are. Biggest rain of my lifetime was back in the 90s, 13"+ (I had to look up the exact totals and time) in 24 hrs.

I was fine here. But a creek about 2 miles away (Gilder Creek) rose to the highest in 100 years. And it washed out some bridges as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

221 None are gay.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (uJ65b)

They are now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (i24o9)

222 I take one 3mg melotonin, 1700 mg valerian extract, some cbd and chase it with a beer or two about an hour before bedtime to get to sleep.
Posted by: The Walking Dude

Xanax and 1/2 bottle Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (TYewF)

223 >>Yesterday was 'Dear Mr Fantasy' and 'If you could read my mind.' Today has been Snow Patrol and back to Dear Mr Fantasy.

I can live with the Traffic Earworm...I have enough Traffic Bootlegs memorized that at least I can segue it into the next song from a specific set.

If you could read my mind would be almost as bad as Madonna.

Problem is that 80+% of Madonna songs are set to the same BPM as my natural cadence. Really hard to get that rhythm out of my head.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (U4juN)

224 We must guard that spirit,
*applause*
(why applaud you idiots, you are encouraging her)
We must guard that spirit, that unique American spirit that raises us up and inspires us, it inspires us to...
*struggles to remember the topic*
*got it*
...to help small businesses.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2024 07:12 PM (cFJx6)

225 :thumbs up:

Posted by: Pip Boy at September 25, 2024 07:12 PM (9CBNQ)

226 I was fine here. But a creek about 2 miles away (Gilder Creek) rose to the highest in 100 years. And it washed out some bridges as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

'Who is Gilder?'

'Gilder. The sworn enemy of Florin!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:12 PM (PDf99)

227 I thought the official lesbian car was a mini Cooper.

Nope. I've worked in Maine. The official car is the Lesbaru. Like all stereotypes - it didn't just start itself.

If you see a Maine woman with neon colored hair, in flannel, built to bat clean-up ? She's driving a Lesbaru. And rocking Mellisa Etheridge.

And the market responded. A crazy amount of Lesbaru dealerships in Maine.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:12 PM (Z2itr)

228
In a spot of road at the low point at Gilder creek, there were pieces of trash in the trees way, way overheard. I show newcomers how high that level was, and they don't believe it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (w6EFb)

229 >>>Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?
~~~~~

It means you can put it in a pot. Duh.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (3ImbR)

230 ace, try three fingers of bourbon and when you finish take 3 fingers more. Even passing out is better than what you are doing now.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (I1GXe)
This is a standard prescription used throughout the medical community.
Posted by: Eromero

Indeed

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (9LqXS)

231 Haven't read the comments yet, so I'm probably not the first to point out that "former UW-Madison Police Chief Sue Riseling" isn't a real cop, she's a college cop, complete with four stars on her lapels.

I'm not certain of the pecking order, but I think college cops are only rated slightly above mall cops.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (Yt3ED)

232 No try a Kennedy Cocktail: a fist full of Ambien washed down with Chivas.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (wBaIH)

233 Or you can go with "Seasons in the Sun" or "Those Were The Days My Friend".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2024 07:08

What about me?

Posted by: Billy Don't be a Hero at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (WuJwx)

234 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.

Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (huUTg)

235 New Trump ad just dropped pic.twitter.com/kVRDPg33tg

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) September 25, 2024

Nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (cw9q7)

236
Nothing to see here, move along proles. Don't look directly at any sudden intense flashes of light. Get under nearest desk.

*points at DC*

*shrugs*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:10 PM

DC 80 miles to the south of me doesn't concern me much. Philly 20 miles to the east? Might get my hair mussed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (RKVpM)

237 'Who is Gilder?'
---------
A Hot Child in The City.

Posted by: Creepy Joe Perks Up at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (uJ65b)

238 I don't know what the English mean by calling someone a 'Yabo'...

but I know that a Yabo drives a WRX.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (U4juN)

239 Woodford Reserve saved my life in 'Nam.

Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (hBlxk)

240 Walking on Sunshine has to be the worst ear worm.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (i514R)

241 The jokes on them because Subaru motors are not known for reliability.

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

242 That CBD is an oily character.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (v6JzV)

243 MOSCOW Reuters —

President Vladimir Putin warned the West on Wednesday that Russia could use nuclear weapons if it was struck with conventional missiles, and that Moscow would consider any assault on it supported by a nuclear power to be a joint attack.

What the absolute fuck is going on in DC????
This is exactly the same tone Putin took before this whole mess started. He aint kidding! This is serious shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

244 Or Hey Micky

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (i514R)

245 234 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (huUTg)

Six colonoscopies in the same day means you are in a real relationship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM (PDf99)

246 Um, yeah Dude, you’re high

Posted by: Prof. Smoker Von Tokerson, Ph.D., C.B.D at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (tGgAI)

247 Is that a goiter?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (zKVK1)

248 Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?

You can hide your weed in there, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (cw9q7)

249 Years ago, on one of my many motorcycle/camping trips through America, I found myself on a road up through Kentucky. I noticed that there were signs along a stretch, 'This roadside Maintained by The Neil Diamond Fan Club'. I stopped, and took a picture, it's around here some where.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

250 ace, try three fingers of bourbon and when you finish take 3 fingers more. Even passing out is better than what you are doing now.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 25, 2024 06:58 PM (I1GXe)
This is a standard prescription used throughout the medical community.
Posted by: Eromero

Indeed
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (9LqXS)
***

MEDIC!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (W/lyH)

251 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (huUTg)
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Is the next one free?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (BpYfr)

252 'This roadside Maintained by The Neil Diamond Fan Club'. I stopped, and took a picture, it's around here some where.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

Not a straight section for miles, I bet.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (i24o9)

253 Worst...song...ever: "Mr. Bojangles"

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

254 Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?
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I'll drink to that.

Posted by: scampysomething at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (uJ65b)

255 Or Hey Micky
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

That song is actually about me

Posted by: Miklos, modestly at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (9LqXS)

256 You learn something new about the horde everyday. I never would have predicted Niel Diamond as a horde favorite.

I'm waiting now for some moron to extoll the song writing genius of Barry Manilow

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (GpUII)

257 Xanax and 1/2 bottle Buffalo Trace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (TYewF)

That is not a good combination. Not long term. At least not for my relations.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (D7oie)

258 186 @she hobbit- " If I take melatonin in greater than 3mg dose or too late I'm sleepy all the next day."

Good lord, your liver must be the size of a thimble.

well, she is a hobbit. most of the space used for a liver in a human is probably taken up by a special gland that processes potatoes.

Posted by: anachronda at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (sGtp+)

259 Six colonoscopies in the same day means you are in a real relationship.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
******
They go back to 2002. My family has a bad relationship with colon cancer.

Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (huUTg)

260 253 Worst...song...ever: "Mr. Bojangles"
Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (TN0g+)

I'd say Buzzy the Christmas Bee.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (PDf99)

261 To fight off an earworm what you need is a tune that (a) you like, and (b) could go on forever.

My own choice is the Pilgrims' Chorus from Tannhauser. (If you wish, you can use the version in What's Opera, Doc?)

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (1bNHn)

262 >>You learn something new about the horde everyday. I never would have predicted Niel Diamond as a horde favorite.

Crunchy Granola Suite is fantastic.

Believe it or not...the Neil Diamond set was the Best part of The Bands Last Waltz.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (U4juN)

263 >>>Worst...song...ever:

Bobby McGee. This is known.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (i24o9)

264 "Worst...song...ever: "Mr. Bojangles"

You must not have ever experienced the pain known as "Yoko".

Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)

265 @222 Nurse Ratched "Xanax and 1/2 bottle Buffalo Trace."

That sounds alot more sleep inducing than my nightly regimen. Do they have a name for that combo?

If not may I suggest "Lights Out"

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (0wdfS)

266 Remind me in 4 minutes to get pizza out of the oven

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

267 206 About 8 of us piled into a suburban to go to the pig races (not Rosie O'Donnell). Driver had Neil Diamond cranked to eleventy. He caught all kinds of abuse. Less than a mile down the road the whole car singing along. None are gay.
Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:08 PM (uJ65b)

There's an episode of Big Bang Theory, where Amy and Wolowitz are paired on a treasure hunt and bond over their mutual love of Neil.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (f+FmA)

268
That campus Police Chief looks like one of the women's prison matrons from the film noir movies popular in the 40's & 50's. She'd beat up a prisoner for the fun of it and laugh. Jeez.

Caged

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042296

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

269 When I first started having trouble sleeping, I usually self medicated with a large glass of barrel proof bourbon. If pain was involved, I would add a few Advil and Tylenol. That didn’t work after a while, so I skipped the bourbon and read my bible. After some time, contemplation and building a relationship with God, I slept like a baby.

Jesus saves. He even helps you sleep with a clear conscience.

Find God. Pray in Jesus’ name.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (DMr82)

270 What the absolute fuck is going on in DC???? This is exactly the same tone Putin took before this whole mess started. He aint kidding! This is serious shit.

Seriously ?

Its the same mentality a certain dude here has - who feels compelled to tell you everything will work out because everything always has. And he gets cheered - because certain other folks love that drippy Peggy Noonan tone and cadence.

The current DC bunch has that ... its why I constantly like to link the Boomer and Silent generations. Its a mentality. Everything will work out because, in their lifetimes, everything always has.

History is just words on paper. Can't happen here, apparently.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (Z2itr)

271 Remind me in 4 minutes to get pizza out of the oven

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

In 4 minutes, you need to get the pizza out of the oven.

That'll be one slice, please.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (i24o9)

272 >>To fight off an earworm what you need is a tune that (a) you like, and (b) could go on forever.

FUGAZI - Repeater

That's the one LP I use to rid myself of an earworm. Mostly because I have played it every single Sunday Morning since it was released.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (U4juN)

273 Miklos! Big thanks for the Caveau de la Huchette referral. Went there this evening. Never been to a cooler place. Thank you.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (uJ65b)

274 "I'd say Buzzy the Christmas Bee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"

*whew*

Posted by: Dominick the Christmas Donkey at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

275
What the absolute fuck is going on in DC????
This is exactly the same tone Putin took before this whole mess started. He aint kidding! This is serious shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM

If we didn't have a brain dead President, with a reputation for trying to play 'tough guy' it wouldn't concern me so much. We're one cruise missile attack away from losing some major cities.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (RKVpM)

276 Is that a goiter?

I think it may be a pouch like pelicans have. Holds three donuts.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (0ljUU)

277 You don't come here for the hunting, do you?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (cw9q7)

278 It's reheating home made, but it was very good first time

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

279 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda
---------

Perhaps, Propofol?
That stuff is amazing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (XeU6L)

280 Xanax and 1/2 bottle Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (TYewF)

LMAO! Go big or stay in bed. Or crawl to bed. Whatever/

When I broke my leg the nurse that wheel-chaired me to my car was a hoot. I asked her if I could take the pain meds with booze. She said "It's not recommended, but I do." Then she invited us to their bar haunt after she got off work. I LOVE nurses! ...and I wish we had gone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (uBb4f)

281 Big thanks for the Caveau de la Huchette referral. Went there this evening. Never been to a cooler place. Thank you.
Posted by: scampydog

De rien, mon ami

Posted by: Le Mikleuse at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (9LqXS)

282 Wurst song?

Oscar Meyer wieners jingle!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (CEzQx)

283 I can live with the Traffic Earworm...I have enough Traffic Bootlegs memorized that at least I can segue it into the next song from a specific set.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (U4juN)

Noise Addict - I Wish I Was Him

https://youtu.be/9lrMvE-Kquw

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (D7oie)

284 212 Question: how many citizens understand what 'potable' means?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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*?*

It means uh, uh...transportable.

and given that trans = fake, that means fake portable, right? like a kaypro 10?

Posted by: anachronda carried a kaypro 10 through atlanta at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (sGtp+)

285 Drinking sometimes helps. But it can be a stimulant as much as a depressant. So it might not be effective. You know who gets a good night's rest though? Men whose sperm cannon is getting wheeled out onto the field of battle regularly. Maybe you need a special lady friend. Or just any lady friend. A common whore even.

Posted by: Stuff Ben Franklin Said, Vol. III (Folio ed. 1813) at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (Fn5JV)

286 This is probably blasphemy but I will declare here and now that the most perfect pair of legs I have ever seen was at a Hooters in Huntsville Alabama.
OMG she was beautiful!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:09 PM (W/lyH)
I always thought it was wings they were famous for.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (LHPAg)

287 I think it may be a pouch like pelicans have. Holds three donuts.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (0ljUU)
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Laughed way harder at that than I should have.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (tT6L1)

288 I'm waiting now for some moron to extoll the song writing genius of Barry Manilow
Posted by: Ex GOP at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (GpUII).

My somehow got an 8 track of Barry Manilow's greatest hits. He played it constantly in the car while driving with mom. At some point between Billings and Missoula, mom reached over, ejected the tape, and tossed out onto to I-90.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (WuJwx)

289 Good Lord. Some of these sleep routines should be followed by a nine line medevac

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (DMr82)

290 Sponge! Pizza is ready!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (3ImbR)

291 Remind me in 4 minutes to get pizza out of the oven
Posted by: Skip
------------

RING...RING...RING

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

292 Ok I should go get it, I am starving

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

293 This

Armed Man Came within Inches of Barack Obama Sitting in Back Seat of Vehicle in Stunning Secret Service Breach

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (1P3tj)

294 236

DC 80 miles to the south of me doesn't concern me much. Philly 20 miles to the east? Might get my hair mussed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (RKVpM)

Considering the likely accuracy of Soviet ICBM guidance systems, one aimed 20 miles away might land in your backyard.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (Yt3ED)

295 264 "Worst...song...ever: "Mr. Bojangles"

You must not have ever experienced the pain known as "Yoko".
Posted by: fd at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (vFG9F)
_______
Dave Barry picked McArthur Park. That was about the same time he praised Ace, so I don't know what he was taking.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (1bNHn)

296 If we didn't have a brain dead President, with a reputation for trying to play 'tough guy' it wouldn't concern me so much. We're one cruise missile attack away from losing some major cities.

Gents ... its nothing new. Jimmy Carter - the guy that got 40% of the vote to serve a second term - wanted to unilaterally disarm. And everyone's favorite McGuffin ... Obama ... openly talked about our ability to absorb one nuke to a single city.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (Z2itr)

297 Typical commie stunt. Gin up some bogus outfit, characterize it as "leading" or "award-winning" (awards conferred by the Reds themselves), and make an argument from authority.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 06:43 PM (BA9Nh)

Lies, all the way down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (Hyyh7)

298 Ballchinian dyke Ass Ho

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (1P3tj)

299 Perhaps, Propofol?
That stuff is amazing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:20 PM (XeU6L)
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As soon as they hit that plunger, the room spins and it's lights out less than 10 seconds later...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (BpYfr)

300 Sponge! Pizza is ready!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (3ImbR)

291 Remind me in 4 minutes to get pizza out of the oven
Posted by: Skip
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RING...RING...RING
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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But, will we get any? Noooooo...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

301 What the absolute fuck is going on in DC????
This is exactly the same tone Putin took before this whole mess started. He aint kidding! This is serious shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:14 PM

If we didn't have a brain dead President, with a reputation for trying to play 'tough guy' it wouldn't concern me so much. We're one cruise missile attack away from losing some major cities.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (RKVpM)

I hear Putin is signing missiles like crazy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (uBb4f)

302 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon.
Posted by: Cosda
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You don't come here for the hunting do you Cos?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

303
I thought "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells was the worst song I ever heard, until the earworm laid eggs in my brain, and now every time I hear it I gotta get up and get funky.

Posted by: Auspex at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (j4U/Z)

304 Pizza's burned now, Skip!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 07:23 PM (CEzQx)

305 >>I thought "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells was the worst song I ever heard, until the earworm laid eggs in my brain, and now every time I hear it I gotta get up and get funky.

This is like a true confessions thread. You guys know we can see this stuff, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 07:24 PM (LkLld)

306 282 Wurst song?

Oscar Meyer wieners jingle!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 07:21 PM (CEzQx)
______
My sister used to march around the house singing that, with heavy emphasis on "WEEN-er". Wanted to hit her.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 25, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)

307 As soon as they hit that plunger, the room spins and it's lights out less than 10 seconds later...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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And, recovery is almost as quick.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

308 >>My somehow got an 8 track of Barry Manilow's greatest hits. He played it constantly in the car while driving with mom. At some point between Billings and Missoula, mom reached over, ejected the tape, and tossed out onto to I-90.

Hahaha - In my sophmore year of HS, 3 friends and I drove in a Fox Body Mustang, from NYC to Georgia and Florida, to see 5 Dead Shows.

The ONLY tape in the Car was Kenny Rogers Greatest Hits. And we ONLY listened to The Gambler.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (U4juN)

309 256 You learn something new about the horde everyday. I never would have predicted Niel Diamond as a horde favorite.

I'm waiting now for some moron to extoll the song writing genius of Barry Manilow
Posted by: Ex GOP at September 25, 2024 07:17 PM (GpUII)
Barry Manilow? He didn't even write the song 'I write The Songs'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

310 Oops. Skip!

(Pizza is probably burned by now.)

Posted by: IrishEi at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (3ImbR)

311 Perhaps, Propofol?
That stuff is amazing.
*******
I checked my paperwork. Doesn't say what they used. Good stuff, though.

Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (huUTg)

312 288 My somehow got an 8 track of Barry Manilow's greatest hits. He played it constantly in the car while driving with mom. At some point between Billings and Missoula, mom reached over, ejected the tape, and tossed out onto to I-90.

LOL, well done by Mom. should have chucked it over the edge at Beartooth pass

Posted by: Ex GOP at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (GpUII)

313 So, James O'Keefe imbedded with a group of Mexican illegals and documented the entire journey to the US. It's called Line in the Sand and will be on Tucker's network, Oct 10th I think. Looks impressive.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (MpVUb)

314 Barry McGuffin. Where else ?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (QSrLX)

315 Barry Manilows Greatest Hits is used as torture in GITMO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (uBb4f)

316 DC 80 miles to the south of me doesn't concern me much. Philly 20 miles to the east? Might get my hair mussed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (RKVpM)

Considering the likely accuracy of Soviet ICBM guidance systems, one aimed 20 miles away might land in your backyard.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (Yt3ED)
***

Warheads, don't come.in ones.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

317 Damn whiteies at it again:

@Breaking911 2m
4 women between ages 50-55 struck by gunfire in South Los Angeles as police search for vehicle with multiple suspects inside - KABC

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

318 Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:19 PM (Z2itr)

Do you ever plan to use less than four words in your handles? That would be one way we might not know how you are aside from not the Boomer Beatdown, of course

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (dTTBf)

319 De rien, mon ami
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
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scampywife passes along a merci beaucoup. With a funny MN accent.

Posted by: scampydog at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (uJ65b)

320 She didn't. The article says she was the four-star police chief of UW-Madison. She's a campus cop. The main campus, however!
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 06:48 PM (3fFru)

The terror of the parking meter scofflaws!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (Hyyh7)

321 247 Is that a goiter?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 07:15 PM (zKVK1)

No, bullfrog neck. Some people just have it.

Posted by: sal at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (f+FmA)

322 Why is Skip's smoke alarm sounding?

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (i0F8b)

323
Considering the likely accuracy of Soviet ICBM guidance systems, one aimed 20 miles away might land in your backyard.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM

Last I heard about a decade ago, they admitted to being about 7 or 8 miles off. Which leaves the rich folks who voted for Biden on living on the side of Valley Forge Mountain in bad shape.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (RKVpM)

324 I think Putin is bluffing. Russia is already using long range missiles in Ukraine. He knows that Ukraine using those same weapons against Russia will level the field and change the game. It will cut off their resupply and alter the battle space. Threatening nukes is a sign of weakness and a lack of confidence in your infantry. I’d tell him thanks for the suggestion.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (DMr82)

325 Look closely at the fold in her neck. That's where the feeding tentacle comes out.

The human-looking mouth is just Wax Lips.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (MX0bI)

326 For someone who claims to be a tough cop and a prosecutor par excellence, a police endorsement shouldn't be treated as a big win. How sad that she not only fails at that, she has to cobble together a fake group instead.

Posted by: bskb at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (q2YeL)

327 I got my Trump and Hung Cao signs today. I will put them out front tomorrow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (2qjxG)

328 aside from Not doing the Boomer beatdown, I mean

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (dTTBf)

329 4 women between ages 50-55 struck by gunfire in South Los Angeles as police search for vehicle with multiple suspects inside - KABC

California will never get their shit together until they purge all the Lutherans. It's obvious.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (Z2itr)

330 Mark Zuckerberg Hires Republican Strategist in Effort to Repair Relationship with Conservative Media After Years of Censorship — Reportedly Now Aligned with “Libertarianism”

ha ha NO FUCKING WAY Mr META IT"S TOOL TIME .

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (1P3tj)

331 Wanted to hit her.
Posted by: Eeyore
===
And you were right, Eeyore.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (CEzQx)

332 “ The article says she was the four-star police chief of UW-Madison. She's a campus cop”

Yeah, but with cannabis leaf cluster.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (DMr82)

333 You took the indica, Ace....

Posted by: SFGoth at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (KAi1n)

334 When I broke my shoulder, I was prescribed Oxycontin. Damn, four hours of bliss followed by unbelievably blessed sleep. I can see why that shit is so addictive. I ended up flushing them down the crapper once the pain became semi-bearable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (mH6SG)

335 261 To fight off an earworm what you need is a tune that (a) you like, and (b) could go on forever.

My own choice is the Pilgrims' Chorus from Tannhauser. (If you wish, you can use the version in What's Opera, Doc?)
Posted by: Eeyore
-----------------------

Mandy

Posted by: Braenyard would like to teach the world to sing at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (zKVK1)

336 South Los Angeles as police search for vehicle with multiple suspects inside - KABC
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Probably Christian Nationalists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

337 You don't come here for the hunting do you Cos?
Posted by: Diogenes
******************
Actually I mostly sit quietly here and lurk. Kind of like sitting in a deer stand.

Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (huUTg)

338 I was stuck in the hills of Virginia for a week and a half with around 50 of us government trainees. All we had was each other, lots and lots of beer, and 3 cassette tapes: Springsteen "Born in the USA", everyone's favorite pedophile's "Thriller", and....The Monkees Greatest hits.

Great parties..weird musical selection. Nobody thought to bring any tapes, and no radio signals made it thru the hills.

Posted by: Crusader at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (TN0g+)

339 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2024 07:27 PM (2qjxG)

Did Hung Cao run last time and lost? If so, what are his chances this time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2024 07:29 PM (dTTBf)

340 Remind me in 4 minutes to get pizza out of the oven

Posted by: Skip

Take it out!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 25, 2024 07:29 PM (AwpDr)

341 Considering the likely accuracy of Soviet ICBM guidance systems, one aimed 20 miles away might land in your backyard.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM

Is it doesn't blow it would be a great collectors item...with Putins signature and all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:29 PM (uBb4f)

342 234 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda

I think that I shall never see
A booty that was quite so gleened

Posted by: Joyce Klisma at September 25, 2024 07:29 PM (tGgAI)

343 Threatening nukes is a sign of weakness and a lack of confidence in your infantry. I’d tell him thanks for the suggestion.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (DMr82)

betting on getting that third ace, or filling that flush? How high do you want to run the pot?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 25, 2024 07:30 PM (D7oie)

344 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

345 I saw Pilgrims' Chorus open for On Fire off the Tannhauser Gate in '72.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 25, 2024 07:30 PM (cw9q7)

346 Do you ever plan to use less than four words in your handles?

I used to do themes. Put a fair amount of time into it, honestly. Nobody even noticed. So I quit.

Masked Wrestlers was one. Obscure lyrics from Bob Seger. Several months on synonyms for Skepticism.

Wasted effort.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 07:30 PM (Z2itr)

347 DC 80 miles to the south of me doesn't concern me much. Philly 20 miles to the east? Might get my hair mussed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (RKVpM)

Considering the likely accuracy of Soviet ICBM guidance systems, one aimed 20 miles away might land in your backyard.

Posted by: BillyD at September 25, 2024 07:22 PM (Yt3ED)

Oh great. Now divide by zero has the bomb.

Posted by: The Joneses at September 25, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

348 He took it out.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 25, 2024 07:31 PM (i0F8b)

349 “ The article says she was the four-star police chief of UW-Madison. She's a campus cop”
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Merits highlighting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 25, 2024 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

350 Never vote for a person who knows what Willie Brown tastes like.

Posted by: Jack Handey at September 25, 2024 07:31 PM (hBlxk)

351 I think Putin is bluffing. Russia is already using long range missiles in Ukraine. He knows that Ukraine using those same weapons against Russia will level the field and change the game. It will cut off their resupply and alter the battle space. Threatening nukes is a sign of weakness and a lack of confidence in your infantry. I’d tell him thanks for the suggestion.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:26 PM (DMr82)

Fundamentally disagree.
The fact that Zalensky has to use NATO weapons to level the playing field demonstrates he is losing. Threatening nukes is not a sign of weakness but a signal that this is serious shit for Putin and NATO better pay attention. And, there is a difference between a 5 KT tactical nuke and a 500 KT city buster.
Sadly, I doubt the dipshits inside the beltway understand this.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:32 PM (W/lyH)

352 Is the Running of the Bull Dykes done in the flannel clad environs of Portland, OR?

Sponsors include Subaru, Fiskars and Duluth Trading.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 25, 2024 07:32 PM (kQgoX)

353 Edibles for sleep.

Not CBD. The real thing.

Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:32 PM (U4juN)

354 Hahaha - In my sophmore year of HS, 3 friends and I drove in a Fox Body Mustang, from NYC to Georgia and Florida, to see 5 Dead Shows.

The ONLY tape in the Car was Kenny Rogers Greatest Hits. And we ONLY listened to The Gambler.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:25 PM (U4juN)
My brother flew a 46 Ercoupe from Bellingham Washington to Columbia SC, solo, with one Elvis tape.

Posted by: Eromero at September 25, 2024 07:33 PM (LHPAg)

355 Problem is that 80+% of Madonna songs are set to the same BPM as my natural cadence. Really hard to get that rhythm out of my head.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:11 PM (U4juN)

She does that on purpose, you know.

Posted by: Emmie at September 25, 2024 07:34 PM (Sf2cq)

356 The Ballchinian reference helped me forget that my dog up and died
Up and died
And after 20 years I still grieve

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at September 25, 2024 07:34 PM (wBaIH)

357 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda

You are their favorite booty call.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:34 PM (i24o9)

358 I'm sure the abbreviation for the "police leadership organization" being "PLO" wasn't by accident. (palestinian liberation organization)

Posted by: Naan at September 25, 2024 07:35 PM (lexfv)

359 Hooters profits are sagging....

https://tinyurl.com/2p9d3spb
Posted by: jsg at September 25, 2024 07:04 PM (hBlxk)

They need to cut costs. Less fabric in the uniforms FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 07:35 PM (Hyyh7)

360 I suspected you were on the drugs.

How do we donate, absent PayPal (which I got rid of)?

Posted by: uncle miltie f. at September 25, 2024 07:36 PM (GZHWa)

361 Actually I mostly sit quietly here and lurk. Kind of like sitting in a deer stand.

Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:28 PM (huUTg)

*runs serpentine path across blog*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:36 PM (uBb4f)

362
Rainfall potential for this bitch, here:
https://tinyurl.com/24uwl4k5

Note that red swath running from NE Georgia up through NC. That's what's catching Mike Hammer. That's the Blue Ridge escarpment area, which dumps rain out of systems like this in the mountains.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 25, 2024 07:37 PM (w6EFb)

363 I had my sixth colonoscopy this afternoon. Six polyps went to the lab. I've always have vivid dreams during these procedures. Good anesthesia, I guess.
Posted by: Cosda at September 25, 2024 07:13 PM (huUTg)
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Is the next one free?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 25, 2024 07:16 PM (BpYfr)
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Does the gastroenterologist at least call afterwards, or send flowers?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:37 PM (BA9Nh)

364 I suspected you were on the drugs.

How do we donate, absent PayPal (which I got rid of)?

Posted by: uncle miltie f. at September 25, 2024 07:36 PM (GZHWa)

Cash in and envelop "care of Cannibal Bob".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2024 07:38 PM (uBb4f)

365 I'm sure the abbreviation for the "police leadership organization" being "PLO" wasn't by accident. (palestinian liberation organization)

Posted by: Naan at September 25, 2024 07:35 PM (lexfv)
_______________

The Coffee Party's website was "CPUSA.ORG."

Subtle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:38 PM (BA9Nh)

366 >>> I really have zero doubt Trump will have easily won had it no been Covid. People were miserable and angry during that period.

Don't forget us!

Posted by: Robert Penn Warre at September 25, 2024 07:39 PM (WhXHe)

367 Is the Running of the Bull Dykes done in the flannel clad environs of Portland, OR?
______________

As if they could run.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 07:39 PM (BA9Nh)

368 “ Fundamentally disagree.
The fact that Zalensky has to use NATO weapons to level the playing field demonstrates he is losing. Threatening nukes is not a sign of weakness but a signal that this is serious shit for Putin and NATO better pay attention. And, there is a difference between a 5 KT tactical nuke and a 500 KT city buster.
Sadly, I doubt the dipshits inside the beltway understand this.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 07:32 PM (W/lyH)”

Sir, you know this better than most. But I don’t think Z has a lot of other plays to make. They can’t produce the weapons so he needs to go out with the tin cup. This has become a war of attrition and from what I hear it’s largely a stalemate. There is a slight advantage the Russians have with resupy and other countries providing them weapons inventory that’s stored out of range. But our HIMARS and other platforms puts that within reach. It will also allow them to start hitting back at Russian power plants. It’s a game leveler and Putin knows it. I have zero dog on this fight and I would like to see the war end, but I think allowing those strikes will keep the status quo until we get to a negotiated truce.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2024 07:39 PM (DMr82)

369 >>> I really have zero doubt Trump will have easily won had it no been Covid. People were miserable and angry during that period.

Don't forget us!!!

Posted by: Mail in ballot harvesting an d women vindictive over row v wade at September 25, 2024 07:40 PM (WhXHe)

370 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 07:43 PM (i24o9)

371 Believe it or not...the Neil Diamond set was the Best part of The Bands Last Waltz.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2024 07:18 PM (U4juN)

I really enjoyed the segments with Bobby Charles and Dr. John. I have the album; should put it on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 07:44 PM (Hyyh7)

372 Capt. Cao ran for congress in Nova two years ago, he faces an uphill battle this year against the terrible Kaine.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 25, 2024 07:44 PM (2qjxG)

373 That's a dyke, Baby!

Posted by: torabora at September 25, 2024 07:48 PM (H2Byr)

374 Armed Man Came within Inches of Barack Obama Sitting in Back Seat of Vehicle in Stunning Secret Service Breach

Ewww. At least he didn't get it in his hair.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 07:50 PM (+j7Fj)

375 Did Hung Cao run last time and lost? If so, what are his chances this time?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2024 07:29 PM (dTTBf)

Funny. Around here, it is the bulls that are hung, not the caos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2024 07:51 PM (Hyyh7)

376 Funny. Around here, it is the bulls that are hung, not the caos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No more yanky my wanky!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at September 25, 2024 07:53 PM (9LqXS)

377 I'm assuming the number 1 issue by default for a woman to support Haaris is aabortion. I'm not sure the lady cop has anything to worry about in that regard.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 25, 2024 07:53 PM (fs1hN)

378 The lesbian police chief of the Madison University campus, who retired eight years ago.

riiiiiight.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 25, 2024 07:56 PM (nLFEI)

379 Armed Man Came within Inches of Barack Obama Sitting in Back Seat of Vehicle in Stunning Secret Service Breach
_______________

See? The Secret Service are just a bunch of eff-ups, they're totally not hanging Trump out to dry. H8ters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 25, 2024 08:02 PM (BA9Nh)

380 Englebert Humperdinke is so much better than Neil Diamond.
The Way It Used To Be > any ND song

Posted by: Accomack at September 25, 2024 08:09 PM (tLPHV)

381 I would much rather live in Maine, better weather and all that but the state is run by lesbians.

Posted by: Accomack at September 25, 2024 08:10 PM (tLPHV)

382 Saw my first Hung Cao tv ad today. Lots of signs from both parties except for whatshername.

Posted by: Accomack at September 25, 2024 08:12 PM (tLPHV)

383 the university of Wisconsin campus police chief? Hahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 25, 2024 09:24 PM (xaNfJ)

384 Wait, you anti-Pot retards are all on CBD and you dont even know CBD is POT OIL?

Posted by: Fisht at September 26, 2024 07:37 AM (BHEHK)

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