Free Beacon: Springfield Has Real Problems Due to Immigration (and the Leftwing Press Isn't Interested in Reporting On It)

It's not just that they're eating the cats.

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio--"If we only had 5,000, I wouldn't be talking to you right now," says Reverend Barron--real name Kenneth Selig--in what's become a common refrain in the embattled city of Springfield, Ohio.

Barron, a street preacher, food truck owner, and former warehouse manager, has emerged as a colorful champion for the small city as it struggles through an unprecedented transformation. As many as 20,000 Haitian immigrants, city officials say, have arrived in Springfield since the pandemic, swelling its population to almost 80,000. Times were already tough before the rumors started swirling about migrants eating cats, dogs, and geese.
"Look man, why would they be eating animals? They have vouchers, they're displacing people here, that's the problem," Barron said. "We can have town meetings with our pitchforks, yelling, but I'm over that. Reasonable men need to sit down and think of a solution."
Barron, a burly figure with denim overalls, a red hat, and a great white beard, went viral on social media earlier this month when he gave a fiery speech at a town meeting about the city's growing homeless population. The video has 9.5 million views on X.
"I don't know of a single homeless Haitian in this town because they all got vouchers," he bellowed at the city elders. "I'd like to show you the whole bunch of people who've been displaced."
Springfield has been inundated with reporters from around the world in recent days--Barron says someone from the World Economic Forum, an organization with which he was not familiar, even rang him up--after J.D. Vance tweeted out the pet-eating rumors. The following evening, Donald Trump declared at a debate that "they're eating the pets."
To be sure, many Springfield residents swear that the city's park used to have geese and a lot more ducks. And, to be sure, there was not a single goose to be found on Tuesday afternoon and a relatively paltry number of other waterfowl. (Nor were there any visible incidents of cats or dogs on a Weber.)
But none of that, despite the media maelstrom, matters much to those in Springfield who spoke with the Washington Free Beacon. They describe a city in crisis as it struggles to absorb the thousands of Haitians granted Temporary Protected Status by the Biden-Harris administration.
If avian welfare was Springfield's primary trouble, says Mark Sanders, a school bus driver, the city wouldn't need much help. But the tabloid-like attention on alleged animal cruelty only serves to distract from a litany of crises that locals say their leaders are ignoring.
"We're a multicultural city, but it's just too many and our leaders are trying to minimize the impact," said Sanders. "It's like fertilizer mixed with diesel fuel."
Rents are rising faster than national trends, which local landlords attribute to Haitian renters who, aided by left-wing charities, have successfully applied for Section 8 housing vouchers. The wait list for these vouchers is now closed.
Crime was already higher in Springfield than most similarly sized cities, but residents are now dealing with a scourge of traffic violations. Ohio governor Mike DeWine (R.) wrote Friday in the New York Times (not widely read in Springfield) that "ensuring that Haitians learn how to drive safely and understand our driving customs and traffic laws remains a top priority."
Social services are overwhelmed, and some Springfield residents are blaming their layoffs on the flood of cheap Haitian labor, an allegation supported by Springfield's curiously lethargic wage growth since 2022. And some of the city's most vulnerable populations say they've been pushed aside.
"They're taking attention away from people like me," said a homeless woman who called herself Mama D. "I don't dislike the Haitians, but it's harder for us to get houses now. The cheapest apartments go for $700 a month now."
A common defense from sympathetic parties is that the Haitians are here to work. That is largely true, although no one believes there are 20,000 vacant positions in the county.
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On Tuesday afternoon, this reporter saw a stream of Haitians, many with children, entering and leaving the city's welfare office at a constant pace. Makeshift signs outside the building feature instructions in Haitian Creole.
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Much attention has been paid in the last year to megacities like New York and Chicago flailing in the face of a migrant surge. But it's much smaller places like Springfield that may have it the worst.

Of course. It's all by design. Democrats themselves are starting to complain of open borders. The only way to keep them on Team Blue is to start moving all of the illegals to red counties, which were never going to vote for Biden, or now Harris, anyway.

Don't worry, though: Businesses that serve/exploit illegals are thriving. See the article for that.

Just the News reports that this isn't just a problem in Springfield. Haitians and other illegals are being airdropped into smaller (redder) towns around the country.

Haitians are not just arriving in Springfield, Ohio, but also in small rural towns nationwide as a result of several Biden-Harris administration policies.

Since fiscal 2021, more than 485,000 Haitian illegal border crossers, a record, have been reported by U.S. Customs and Border Protection. The overwhelming majority were reported this fiscal year, nearly 216,000, compared to 48,727 in fiscal 2021.
Since fiscal 2021 through August, the majority have been apprehended at the southwest border of nearly 262,000, followed by nearly 221,000 nationwide and nearly 2,300 at the northern border, according to the data.
Additionally, since July, 205,000 Haitians have been released through the CHNV parole program, according to CBP data. Of the more than 765,000 illegal foreign nationals released into the country through the CBP One app, the top nationality is Haitian. Through these programs, U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas also extended Temporary Permanent Status to them and granted work authorization.
All of these programs are illegal, state attorneys general who've sued to stop them, argue. U.S. House Republicans also cited them as among the many illegal actions Mayorkas caused them to impeach him. Mayorkas has since only expanded the programs and extended TPS.
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Springfield residents have argued the overwhelming majority of Haitians are enrolling in welfare and not working; have caused increased crime and there aren't enough police to deal with it; and residents are being killed by Haitian drivers. Rue has expressed concerns about the dangerous driving conditions, saying, "I have almost been hit myself."
In the last three years, Springfield's 50,000 population has swelled by roughly 20,000. City officials claim they are there "legally" through TPS through Feb. 3, 2026.
In Sylacauga, Alabama, residents have been demanding answers about busloads of Haitians being dropped into their community. At a Sept. 5 city council meeting, City Council President Tiffany Nix shut down a meeting and made the issue about race. "We have no reason to treat people differently because of how they look," she said. "There's no reason for us to discuss this any further." She also said, "I'm going to welcome anybody to Sylacauga that wants to come to Sylacauga," 1819 News reported.
Sylacauga resident David Phillips said, "there is no way the State Department can vet these people," adding that they were coming from a failed state and potentially dangerous.
Residents continue to speak out. At a Sept. 17 meeting, Nix said Haitians were there on 18-month visas. A meeting has also been scheduled with state and federal lawmakers.

In Coffee County, one resident claimed, "30,000 illegal aliens are scheduled to arrive in the first week of October, 1,000 of them in Baldwin County," and that human trafficking was involved, 1819 News reported.

Read the whole thing. The Disinformation Media won't report on any of these verifiable problems -- they'll just shriek infinitely about cat-claims being "debunked."

Meanwhile, a Haitian NGO has filed a warrant for the arrest of Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.

In the state of Ohio, private citizens have the ability to legally file criminal charges.
Tuesday, a Haitian nonprofit called Haitian Bridge Alliance did just that, bringing criminal charges against former President Donald Trump and Ohio Sen. JD Vance who are currently running for president and vice president on the GOP ticket. The bench memorandum and supporting affidavit filed at Clark County Municipal Court comes following unfounded claims from both men regarding the large immigrant population in Springfield, Ohio.
The attorney for the organization says there is probable cause the two committed crimes and they want a judge to affirm that, file charges and issue arrest warrants for both men.
The charges are as follows, as laid out by the Chandra Law Firm who is representing the group:
Disrupting public service in violation of R.C. 2909.04(A) and (B) by causing widespread bomb and other threats that resulted in massive disruptions to the public services in Springfield, Ohio;
Making false alarms in violation of R.C. 2917.32(A) by knowingly causing alarm in the Springfield community by continuing to repeat lies that state and local officials have said were false;
Committing telecommunications harassment in violation of R.C. 2917.21(A) and S.C.O. � 537.08 by spreading claims they know to be false during the presidential debate, campaign rallies, nationally televised interviews, and social media;
Committing aggravated menacing in violation R.C. 2903.21(A) by knowingly making intimidating statements with the intent to abuse, threaten, or harass the recipients, including Trump's threat to deport immigrants who are here legally to Venezuela, a land they have never known;
Committing aggravated menacing in violation of R.C. 2903.21(A) by knowingly causing others to falsely believe that members of Springfield's Haitian community would cause serious physical harm to the person or property of others in Springfield; and
Violating the prohibition against complicity, R.C. 2923.03(A) and S.C.O. � 501.10, by conspiring with one another and spreading vicious lies that caused innocent parties to be parties to their various crimes.
"We want the judge to issue arrest warrants for Trump and Vance immediately, there is probable cause," lead counsel Subodh Chandra told the FOX 8 I-Team Tuesday.
"The Haitian community is suffering in fear because of Trump and Vance's relentless, irresponsible, false alarms, and public services have been disrupted," Chandra said in a statement. "Trump and Vance must be held accountable to the rule of law. Anyone else who wreaked havoc the way they did would have been arrested by now."
Aiden Clark's father said he doesn't want his son's death to be used for political gain

I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait.

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM

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1 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2024 01:00 PM (4XwPj)

2 First!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2024 01:00 PM (VGRuw)

3 "There are no negatives to mass immigration. There aren't even tradeoffs. There are only positives."
-The Narrative, totally believable

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

4 Look man, why would they be eating animals?

Free fresh meat?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 25, 2024 01:03 PM (bNIcd)

5 4th

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2024 01:03 PM (pohLc)

6 Meanwhile, a Haitian NGO has filed a warrant for the arrest of Donald Trump and J.D. Vance.
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"In the state of Ohio, private citizens have the ability to legally file criminal charges."

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What the hell, Ohio. What the hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2024 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

7 If it were anyone but Trump the "case" would be tossed out... We all know it won't be

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2024 01:04 PM (IyPmt)

8 Times were already tough before the rumors started swirling about migrants eating cats, dogs, and geese.

QUACK ?

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

9 Has there ever been a documented case of Haitians improving a place? One? Republicans like DeWine are as bad as the Left and weaponized migration to terrorize the white working class.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (aIH4k)

10 Betcha there's a whole bunch of elected officials and various and sundry bureaucrats, from the mayor all the way to the governor, making bank on this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (2UnvF)

11 What does Mayor Quimby have to say about all this?

Won't somebody think of the children?!!

Posted by: Mrs. Lovejoy at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (xPJvm)

12 Ship the vermin back to their stone age shithole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (pohLc)

13 Betcha there's a whole bunch of elected officials and various and sundry bureaucrats, from the mayor all the way to the governor, making bank on this.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

*Inserts Donald Duck counting stacks gif*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

14 Betcha there's a whole bunch of elected officials and various and sundry bureaucrats, from the mayor all the way to the governor, making bank on this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM

Don;t know if it is 100% accurate but I read an article probably from here that claims the mayor has multiple rental properties in town and is making $$$$ housing illegals through section 8 stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (QNSds)

15 NGOs can be sued.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (aIH4k)

16 I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait.
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What you'll get is a strongly worded letter and raised voices in a hearing at 3:35 on a Thursday afternoon.

"Rolled up sleeves" are also being considered as an alternative to the strongly worded letter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (/lzai)

17 I don't think Springfield sounds like Trump Country... He should steer clear of it...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (IyPmt)

18 Willowed.

After eight+ years of exposure to TSF, I've automatically become suspicious of absolutely everything involving him.

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TSF obviously refers to Trump but what does it actually mean?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (L/fGl)

19 I saw Dogs on a Weber open for Meatloaf at The Chicken Bone Saloon in '05.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

20 "They describe a city in crisis as it struggles to absorb the thousands of Haitians granted Temporary Protected Status by the Biden-Harris administration."

This is part of the problem. They should not be trying to absorb or accommodate them. They should be doing everything possible to get them to leave. Preferably to Haiti but NYC , Chicago or Marthas Vineyard would do.

Don't feed the pigeons.

Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (GUOwU)

21 I'll say it again. Where is the reporting on WHO DID THIS and WHO IS BENEFITTING.

Name those in charge at Catholic Chairities and the other NGOs. Show us their houses, their cars. They won't agree to interviews, so talk to those that know them.

Find the names of those who managed the transport. In from Haiti, and from whatever waypoint number one in the U.S. to their destinations.

Name the property owners to rent to them. Name those who service them with translation, assisted trips to the DMV, those who steer them to food aid, cash, phones, all of it.

Most importantly, name those who employ them.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (OOvTI)

22 Vent:

2 cars got stolen from the apt complex last night.
One of them was ours.

I think they watched me park it, and then copied the RF signal from the keyfob as I walked away.

Unreal.

Posted by: Piercello at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (qLcmG)

23 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (9gDA7)

24 Continuing . . .

My mom had this big barrel composter up on a frame. You'd put yard and kitchen waste in a hatch, close, then rotate the whole thing a few times using a handle. Worked pretty good.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 25, 2024 01:03 PM (Y6IkP)

We had a plastic Column that had a black plastic lid. We'd dump the grass clippings in, and by next week, it had reduced down enough for the next round of clippings. I never did much with the compost, and kitchen scraps rarely made it in.

Next year we will have a garden, and composting will be a big part of it to change the mostly sandy soil into a rich, fertile dirt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (i24o9)

25 Conclusion: The media is the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:07 PM (9gDA7)

26 NGOs can be sued.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (aIH4k)

No NGOs in my food!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (xPJvm)

27
After eight+ years of exposure to TSF, I've automatically become suspicious of absolutely everything involving him.

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TSF obviously refers to Trump but what does it actually mean?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM

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Trump Scratch Fever?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (wzAuc)

28 TSF obviously refers to Trump but what does it actually mean?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wreck

That Shit Fuck?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

29 Any governor who isn't busing illegals out of their state is in on it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (2UnvF)

30 I also read the mayor is a slumlord. What a fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (4oXVn)

31 Fundamental Transformation.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (i0F8b)

32 It can be lunch time,

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (HZXow)

33 Trump Scratch Fever?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 25, 2024 01:08 PM (wzAuc)

Damn.. now I have that song in my head

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2024 01:09 PM (IyPmt)

34 I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait.

Posted by: Ace

That's DEFINITELY not who we are!!!

Posted by: GOPe at September 25, 2024 01:09 PM (JCZqz)

35 "Ican't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait."

That's not who we are.

GOPe

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2024 01:09 PM (JkCto)

36 It can be lunch time,
Posted by: Skip
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In Springfield it's always lunch time. Meow.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

37 No such thing as a cat voucher...I hope.

It's like these people have never been around humans.

How much of the US handouts gets sent back home to granny? A couple cats might be 20 bucks worth of meat. How far does a 20 spot go in glorious Haiti?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

38 I don't think Springfield sounds like Trump Country... He should steer clear of it...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (IyPmt)

Clark County went Trump by 23 points in 2020. I checked. This destruction is intentional.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (i24o9)

39 Gosh, what a surprise. Democrats are demanding PDT and Vance adhere to laws which they themselves flout regularly.

I might point out if the Haitians weren't here illegally, this wouldn't be a problem, would it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (tT6L1)

40 "We can have town meetings with our pitchforks, yelling, but I'm over that. Reasonable men need to sit down and think of a solution."

I mean the answer is send them home.

And if you are talking the local level, for the sheriff to pick them up and drop them at the Governor's House. Deputize all the citizens in town if need be to round them up.

But...no one will lead so the problem will still get worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

41 Won't somebody think of the children?!!

THINK OF THE KITTENS!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (bNIcd)

42 I read the Haitians are not only eating domestic animals for food, it's also their voodoo ritual and its not nice the way they kill them.

Posted by: Skip at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (HZXow)

43 I guess I'll just leave my sleeves rolled up.

Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (Y1sOo)

44 NGOs can be sued.

That's a start, but the we need to treat the people at those NGOs as enemy combatants.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (oZhjI)

45 Next intermediate advisory on Hurricane Helene is due at 1:00 CDT. The next major update, 4:00.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

46 Still infuriates me we're supposed to welcome, with open arms, and wallets, people who cross our border illegally even though it's the equivalent of B&E a house and then demanding the family support the people who just broke in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (tT6L1)

47 I'm dumbfounded. Even after being impeached, Mayorkas quadrupled down on his lawless disastrous policies? Why, it's almost as if the GOP and the Congress in general are a ridiculous theatrical production, refusing to exercise their power even as the country is degraded and looted.

Then again, I did see Johnson mewling the other day about how he hates CRs as much as anyone. So we have that going for us.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (GcNJ2)

48 I would also add the stupid ass citizens complaining about the cat eating getting in the way. If pets were not being eaten, the media would be a no-show. So very stupid.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

49 Ace- Baldwin County is where I live, and they are specifically targeting Fairhope, supposedly. The meeting about this was 2 nights ago and was so crowded, residents filled the hallway.

They are now saying maybe Mobile, but no one really knows because the feds don’t tell you. I am here to tell you, Fairhope is not set up for this. We are a touristy, little place with not much in the way of cheap housing. At all. We are also way more red than not and this could end very badly.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (p4NUW)

50 37 No such thing as a cat voucher...I hope.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

That's what YOU think!

Posted by: The Man from the Cat-Detector Van at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (LxER7)

51 I should also mention the Bullfinch poll that has Trump up only 1 in FL?

They only have Harris up 1 in NC and and 2 in GA. You know, right next door.

Recall also a bit ago how they were crowing about Harris being within the margins in TX and FL, Trump up only 4 in TX and only up 3 in FL?

Now we have a poll with Trump up 9% in TX.

But, you know, these pollsters are scientists an' shit, they got maths and models and computers--ain't no way they can be off by 5%+ ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (/lzai)

52 NGOs can be sued.

That's a start, but the we need to treat the people at those NGOs as enemy combatants.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (oZhjI)

First the traitors, then the invaders, as they say.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (i24o9)

53 47 Then again, I did see Johnson mewling the other day about how he hates CRs as much as anyone. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (GcNJ2)

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Everyone around Johnson loves CRs, so he could very well be telling the truth.

He hates them just as much as the rest of DC. He hates them not at all, just like everyone around him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

54 Somebody in Springfield should put a bunch of rubber ducks in the lake.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

55 Crowder has a reporter there trying to track down barbequed cats and he said every Uber/Lyft driver there is a Haitian now, so those rides are quite thrilling.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (2ocoG)

56 Then again, I did see Johnson mewling the other day about how he hates CRs as much as anyone. So we have that going for us.

Someone should ask him if he's brought this up with the Speaker of the House yet.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (oZhjI)

57
I went back to Ohio, but my city was gone.

Posted by: Chrissie Hyde at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)

58
NGOs can be sued.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Also harassed, publicly shamed, and driven out of the area by raising rents or re-zoning their HQ area in the community.

Hound them ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (xG4kz)

59 The problem in Ohio is not the number of Haitian immigrants, but the inadequate levels of government spending to ensure they integrate.

Posted by: Mike DeWino at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (hCzfy)

60 Somebody in Springfield should put a bunch of rubber ducks in the lake.
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

And blast the Sesame Street song by Ernie 24/7.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (9gDA7)

61 I went back to Ohio, but my city was gone.

Posted by: Chrissie Hyde at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (RKVpM)

You'll be hearing from my attorneys.

Posted by: Chrissie Hynde at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (i24o9)

62 51 Now we have a poll with Trump up 9% in TX.

But, you know, these pollsters are scientists an' shit, they got maths and models and computers--ain't no way they can be off by 5%+ ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (/lzai)

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The polls in 2020 were dead on accurate!

Well, the RCP aggregate, which cut out most of the bad polls. Also, by dead on accurate, we mean off by about 3-4 points.

But that's no reason to not believe random polls that pop up! Also, you must discount Rasmussen and Trafalgar because they're stupid pro-Trump polls. Nevermind that they're actually in the RCP aggregate, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

63 Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree
🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING: Secret Service Agent Accused of Sexually Assaulting Harris Campaign Aide During Alcohol-Fueled Night

In response to RealClearPolitics' questions about the incident, a Secret Service spokesperson said that "the Office of Professional Responsibility is investigating a misconduct allegation involving an employee."
"The Secret Service holds its personnel to the highest standards. The employee has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.”
A spokesperson for Vice President Kamala Harris's office also issued a statement but did not respond to detailed questions about the allegations of sexual assault.
“The Office of the Vice President takes the safety of staff seriously,” the spokesperson said. “We have zero tolerance for sexual misconduct. Senior OVP officials were alerted by the USSS about an incident involving an agent and informed that USSS initiated an investigation. The Office of the Vice President will not be releasing further information.”
The sexual assault allegation is the latest misconduct complaint against the agency.
Read more about the incident HERE:
https://t.co/DBC8lN55Kh

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (9aVck)

64 The problem in Ohio is not the number of Haitian immigrants, but the inadequate levels of government spending to ensure they integrate.
Posted by: Mike DeWino at September 25, 2024 01:14 PM (hCzfy)

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Ah, the school funding solution. Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (tT6L1)

65 "I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait."

Lawfare? We are long past that line in the sand. The marxists have upped their game to political assassination. A time for choosing approaches, quickly.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (C26rB)

66 That's what YOU think!
Posted by: The Man from the Cat-Detector Van at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (LxER7)
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Yeah, but you alter dog licenses. In crayon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 01:16 PM (VdhcA)

67 63 Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree
🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING: Secret Service Agent Accused of Sexually Assaulting Harris Campaign Aide During Alcohol-Fueled Night

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (9aVck)

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This will get more people fired at the SS than the 2 nearly successful attempted assassinations of Donald Trump did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

68 "I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait."

Ace, I love you. Truly. I do.

But who, precisely, do you imagine is going to do this?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 25, 2024 01:16 PM (FAbrK)

69 ========

This will get more people fired at the SS than the 2 nearly successful attempted assassinations of Donald Trump did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

Only be cause they got caught. Otherwise, he'd still be groping interns in drunken stupors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (9gDA7)

70 Haitian group brings criminal charges against Trump, Vance for Springfield comments. This could stick! A judge should issue arrest warrants for both the VP and the convicted felon and rapist.

Repercussions are a new thing for these two villains. They think they should be able to stomp on whoever they want, and expect them to not protest.

Glad they are doing this. However there won’t be any arrest warrants. It could shut up Trump however. Just knowing they are facing charges is not good publicity.

They will probably stop their attack on Haitians, but not on other immigrant groups. I'm glad they filed charges. It is empowering!

We should all take take a cue from the lead these brave Americans are showing us!

Tomorrow the breaking news headline will be something like: "Republican majority legislature in Ohio passes overnight bill making filing criminal charges by individuals retroactively illegal, promises trump all democrats will be locked up."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

71
This will get more people fired at the SS than the 2 nearly successful attempted assassinations of Donald Trump did.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:16
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If it was a guy, yes. If it's a tranny lesbian with an abusive father, they get reassigned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

72 They're taking the Haitians to Isengard!

'gard 'gard 'gard-gard!

Posted by: Legolas at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Ybyk2)

73 I would do it, but no standing. (spit)

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

74
Next intermediate advisory on Hurricane Helene is due at 1:00 CDT. The next major update, 4:00.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 25, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

****
This is the furthest-west model run I've found and it's only a couple dozen klicks west of the consensus.

We're still good.

https://tinyurl.com/3ua26a4b

Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

75 You do something to me
Something that simply mystifies me
Tell me, why should it be?
You have the pow'r to hypnotize me
Let me live 'neath your spell
Do do that voodoo that you do so well

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

76 70 Repercussions are a new thing for these two villains. They think they should be able to stomp on whoever they want, and expect them to not protest.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (JCZqz)

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Because not one person has pushed back on Trump, ever.

These people live in a weird place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

77 Ace, I love you. Truly. I do.

But who, precisely, do you imagine is going to do this?

THAT'S THE JOKE ACE WAS MAKING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

78 Afternoon.

We can haz deportations?

Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (xUEma)

79 /off sleeves up sock

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (Y1sOo)

80 66 That's what YOU think!
Posted by: The Man from the Cat-Detector Van at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (LxER7)
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Yeah, but you alter dog licenses. In crayon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 01:16 PM (VdhcA)

I am not a loony!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (LxER7)

81 Only be cause they got caught. Otherwise, he'd still be groping interns in drunken stupors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (9gDA7)

SS spokesman: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (i24o9)

82 I know many here think Trump is always playing 3D chess, but "They're eating the pets!!" when it comes to talking about this just made all these claims look crazy.

I just wish Trump could address these issues without looking like a carnival barker. People start just dismissing the issue.

Imagine if in the debate Trump talked about why all of these hatians are being dumped, the numbers, the crime stats, what it's costing the taxpayer, etc instead of alleged feral cat BBQ's.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (wMRY8)

83
We can haz deportations?
Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (xUEma)

Racist bigot homophobe!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (9gDA7)

84 We must be careful we don't provoke the Haitian Street.

Posted by: davidt at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (i0F8b)

85 70 Haitian group brings criminal charges against Trump, Vance for Springfield comments. This could stick! A judge should issue arrest warrants for both the VP and the convicted felon and rapist

Ummm…you as a civilian cannot bring criminal charges against anyone.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (p4NUW)

86 77 THAT'S THE JOKE ACE WAS MAKING.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

========

Oh, it's a joke.

I get jokes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

87 But who, precisely, do you imagine is going to do this?

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (bNIcd)

88 This is the furthest-west model run I've found and it's only a couple dozen klicks west of the consensus.

We're still good.

https://tinyurl.com/3ua26a4b
Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

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Yes, I think Ohio is safe from the hurricane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (2UnvF)

89 Racist bigot homophobe!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (9gDA7)
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You rang?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

90
SS spokesman: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (i24o9)

never not funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (9gDA7)

91
Lyrics to Blondie's "Rapture" could be reworked for Haitians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

92 85 70 Haitian group brings criminal charges against Trump, Vance for Springfield comments. This could stick! A judge should issue arrest warrants for both the VP and the convicted felon and rapist

Ummm…you as a civilian cannot bring criminal charges against anyone.
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (p4NUW)

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Ohio apparently allows it.

No idea how that leads to indictments or arrests or anything. I'd guess that a particular law enforcement office in the state would have to take it up on some kind of schedule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

93 Oh, it's a joke.

I get jokes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I don't get it

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (CIS44)

94 So has the eating dogs cats and geese story actually been debunked or not? I’ve actually believed the stories were true because the Dems and media (redundant) were so adamant it wasn’t happening…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (3KOP0)

95 My City Was Gone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (63Dwl)

96 America First Legal has released the entire training slide deck created by Facebook to teach gov't workers how to use their "Covid misinformation" portal to request Facebook take down posts.

http://tiny.cc/37inzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (Odg76)

97
I don't get it
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (CIS44)

Third Base!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (9gDA7)

98 I know many here think Trump is always playing 3D chess, but "They're eating the pets!!" when it comes to talking about this just made all these claims look crazy.

Based on the media and the Democrats' ongoing freakout about that, it seems to have been a direct hit. (And, from the sidebar video, it's an international dance club sensation).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

99 That lawsuit deserves a SLAPP suit in return. It's ridiculous.

Posted by: Orson at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (dIske)

100 Google Fairhope, and you tell me how we are conducive for an influx of Haitians. We don’t have industry in Fairhope, where are they going to work?

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (p4NUW)

101 The "they're eating cats" has backfired so badly on Trump that Kamala's internals show her down 4 in Pennsylvania.

He'll never recover.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

102 This is the furthest-west model run I've found and it's only a couple dozen klicks west of the consensus.

We're still good.

https://tinyurl.com/3ua26a4b
Posted by: Jim Jordan at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)
More importantly. What about your shirtsleeves? Will they still be able to roll up?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (C26rB)

103 The problem in Ohio is not the number of Haitian immigrants, but the inadequate levels of government spending to ensure they integrate.

a cat for every grill, a goose in every pot

Posted by: GOPe at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (NGHTx)

104 95 My City Was Gone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (63Dwl)

I prefer Chrissie Hynde's lesser known sister Bea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (x0n13)

105 This lawfare thing will backfire spectacularly on the idiots who brought this forward.

Some people just don't know when to shut up and keep their heads down. Nope, they gotta stick their head up to see if the sniper has stopped shooting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

106
How do you say "Immigracion Abogado" in Haitian?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (y9nCu)

107 At a Sept. 5 city council meeting, City Council President Tiffany Nix shut down a meeting and made the issue about race. "We have no reason to treat people differently because of how they look," she said. "There's no reason for us to discuss this any further."

And when City Council Prezzy Tiffany gets gang raped, bear in mind there will be no need to discuss her light any further.

Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (PsRQk)

108 It is interesting how I get triggered by the stupid. Yet I refrain.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

109 I hear that the illegal Haitians are getting 45 day drivers permits (?). I’m sure they are not being signed up to vote either.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (NBIe0)

110 94 So has the eating dogs cats and geese story actually been debunked or not? I’ve actually believed the stories were true because the Dems and media (redundant) were so adamant it wasn’t happening…..
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September

Not debunked. Multiple videos of it.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (p4NUW)

111 A lot of political and business leaders are getting their 30 pieces of silver for selling out their fellow countrymen. I’m hoping for the same outcome that happened to the first sellout.

Posted by: Crazy at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (xZjrU)

112 If the government tells you they're not eating pets...
well, they're eating pets.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

113 103 The problem in Ohio is not the number of Haitian immigrants, but the inadequate levels of government spending to ensure they integrate.

a cat for every grill, a goose in every pot
Posted by: GOPe at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (NGHTx)

So let's cut every foreigner on the planet a check for a few million bucks. Problem solved!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (x0n13)

114 To honor Punctuation day i give this

I love you period
And do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses

Only a bit tardy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (4XwPj)

115 Most of the undecided voters aren't going to be reached by politics as usual. Talking about illegals again? ZZZZzzzzz

Talking about them eating pets and wildlife? That gets their attention...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (oZhjI)

116 defund NGOs

Posted by: The Paolo at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (V13WU)

117 I think it's pretty much a given as soon as MSM starts asserting "debunked" whatever it is did actually happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

118 109 I hear that the illegal Haitians are getting 45 day drivers permits (?). I’m sure they are not being signed up to vote either.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (NBIe0)

5-day deodorant pads hardest hit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (x0n13)

119 make NGOs NG again

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)

120
At a Sept. 5 city council meeting, City Council President Tiffany Nix shut down a meeting and made the issue about race.

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Of course she did.

And there is to be no discussion because she's making money off it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (t1fZA)

121 (And, from the sidebar video, it's an international dance club sensation).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

He's got a whole international tour. Obviously he does other things too. He's a Christian and does some praise music as well.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (SfhV1)

122 But...no one will lead so the problem will still get worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

You've just summed up the last four years.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (JCLJi)

123 We should fence around Martha’s Vineyard and make it an illegal processing facility

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (NBIe0)

124
Only a bit tardy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (4XwPj)

I don't feel tardy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (9gDA7)

125 Racist bigot homophobe!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (9gDA7)

You forgot to add charming and handsome.

Posted by: Robert at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (ohEXX)

126 > So has the eating dogs cats and geese story actually been debunked or not? I’ve actually believed the stories were true because the Dems and media (redundant) were so adamant it wasn’t happening…..

It's 100% verified that people from the town were reporting missing pets along with the suspicion the Haitians were taking them. It's also verified that people from the town witnessed Haitians taking geese from the park. There is a picture of a Haitian carrying a Canadian goose by the neck. This happened in a nearby town. It's also widely confirmed Haitians kill cats for pagan ceremonies. It's widely confirmed that Haitians kill cats for food.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (Odg76)

127 85 70 Haitian group brings criminal charges against Trump, Vance for Springfield comments. This could stick! A judge should issue arrest warrants for both the VP and the convicted felon and rapist

Ummm…you as a civilian cannot bring criminal charges against anyone.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:18 PM (p4NUW)

You can in the State of Ohio. That's why they're doing so.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (aBgBM)

128 124
Only a bit tardy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM (4XwPj)

I don't feel tardy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (9gDA7)

Do you have your pencil?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

129 !

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (V13WU)

130

WHAT ABOUT MARK ROBINSON!!!!

GOVERNOR ROMNEY WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAFFES WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAFFES!!!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (et1vG)

131 How do you say "Immigracion Abogado" in Haitian?

"Catholic Charities"

Posted by: brak at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (NGHTx)

132 We can't ,at the Secret Service , be bothered to guard a fascist former president and present presidential candidate , we have campaign staffers to rape. Priorities, priorities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (BVwxa)

133 I mean the answer is send them home.

And if you are talking the local level, for the sheriff to pick them up and drop them at the Governor's House. Deputize all the citizens in town if need be to round them up.

But...no one will lead so the problem will still get worse.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

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Make Bounties Great Again!

/Cheaper in the long run ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (a+Zua)

134 Not debunked. Multiple videos of it.

The FNM is claiming its debunked because the Mayor said so

But Piper's right we have video of it and a bunch of the locals claiming it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (oZhjI)

135 At a Sept. 5 city council meeting, City Council President Tiffany Nix shut down a meeting and made the issue about race.
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Of course she did.

And there is to be no discussion because she's making money off it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (t1fZA)
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Any lampposts available?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (VdhcA)

136 122 But...no one will lead so the problem will still get worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

You've just summed up the last four years.
Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (JCLJi)

Throw a few billion a year at it and you've summed up Munchausen's by Progressivism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (x0n13)

137
Do you have your pencil?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

Gimmie sumpthin to write on!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (9gDA7)

138 TSF=That Sick Fuck
I looked it up

Posted by: anon at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (RqMDa)

139 Has there ever been a documented case of Haitians improving a place? One? Republicans like DeWine are as bad as the Left and weaponized migration to terrorize the white working class.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 25, 2024 01:05 PM (aIH4k)

Apparently there are a bunch of *legal* Haitian immigrants in Florida who are an asset. They're the ones that left Haiti to try to escape the bunch being brought in now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (s9EYN)

140 I don't feel tardy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (9gDA7)

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Wonder what the teacher's gonna look like this year.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (2UnvF)

141 In five years all the houses in Springfield will have corrugated tin roofs and be painted aqua or tangerine.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

142 It struck me the other day that the process of creating ideocracy is being accelerated by flooding the country with low iq immigrants....

Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2024 01:26 PM (HJ9BW)

143 Best remake ever......

https://youtu.be/fZ53s3-ldqc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:26 PM (9gDA7)

144 I'm pretty sure Trump and Vance's statements are protected by the First Amendment, so the attempt to arrest them will be quashed pretty quickly.
Having said that what idiots in Ohio passed this law?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 01:26 PM (BVwxa)

145 So let's cut every foreigner on the planet a check for a few million bucks. Problem solved!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's BRILLIANT!!! We should do it for all Americans, too...but not the already rich ones.

Posted by: AOC at September 25, 2024 01:26 PM (JCZqz)

146 TSF=That Sick Fuck
I looked it up
Posted by: anon at S

I was only a couple letters off

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:26 PM (CIS44)

147 SS has a new flavor of insurrection - they cannot guarantee trump's safety...in WI.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (V13WU)

148 It struck me the other day that the process of creating ideocracy is being accelerated by flooding the country with low iq immigrants....

there's an intresting book called "At Our Wit's End" that came out a few years ago that discusses the drop in average IQs the last several decades. it delicately mentions this an a factor

Posted by: brak at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (NGHTx)

149
I hear that the illegal Haitians are getting 45 day drivers permits (?). I’m sure they are not being signed up to vote either.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:22 PM

Here in Pennsylvania the cops sit by the side of the road with the plate readers on. Check for car insurance lost/late in the mail, or registration not paid/late, or issue with license? Your gonna see some flashing lights in your rear mirror.

Yet they hand out a piece of paper in Ohio? 330 million actual Americans should learn 'No English, refuge' in Spanish, cross over into Mexico then look for Border Control, get their piece of paper for hearing date in 2032 and start looting the treasury.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (RKVpM)

150 Bus the Hattians of Fairhope to Ft. Morgan then brick up the entrance.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (Y1sOo)

151 We get no say in how many illegals are allowed to swarm over our borders and into our communities. What is the value of democracy when we have no input into decisions that have a significant impact on our lives?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (ogTiX)

152 71 If it was a guy, yes. If it's a tranny lesbian with an abusive father, they get reassigned.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

If getting beaten by their father failed to toughen them up and make real men out of them, we should just give them a lethal injection right now and be done with it.

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (sm6Pk)

153 DeWine is calling them "legal migrants". Clearly on Team Mayorkas, and is comparing these massive migrant drops to the Underground Railroad.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (2NXcZ)

154 NGOs can be sued.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Sued? Sued????

They should be prosecuted as criminal organizations and their executives should be thrown in prison.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (IG4Id)

155 I won't be the smartest guy in the upcoming idiocracy, but I maybe could be incharge of the Brawndo. It has electrolites.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

156 We can't ,at the Secret Service , be bothered to guard a fascist former president and present presidential candidate , we have campaign staffers to rape. Priorities, priorities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (BVwxa)

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"We're still trying to figure out whose cocaine got into the White House."

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:28 PM (a+Zua)

157 I filed a felony warrant application against Raffensperger here in Cherokee County, GA. The judge is slow walking it. Here's the file: https://tinyurl.com/26drsxpe

Posted by: TA at September 25, 2024 01:28 PM (9kpZU)

158 WI is on the verge, very close, so Obviously the SS cannot possibly have enough coverage for a visit...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

159 This lawyer who filed spurious charges is local legend for prior instances of outrageous comments. I guess it is unsurprising.

Here is one example, where he faced the threat of sanctions for things he said in litigation.

https://shorturl.at/9W0GF

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (zjp0+)

160 53 47 Then again, I did see Johnson mewling the other day about how he hates CRs as much as anyone. So we have that going for us.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 01:12 PM (GcNJ2)

——-

Focus on the Family had a interview of that little shit in YouTube just going on and on about his faith.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (NBIe0)

161 The FNM is claiming its debunked because the Mayor said so

The city manager cited by the debate moderators said there were multiple reports of pet theft, and the sheriff also said that.

The media so far found one of the missing cats (it had become trapped in a basement) and trumpeted it as "see, it wasn't eaten!". But the plural of anecdote isn't data.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

162 TSF=That Sick Fuck
I looked it up /i]

No that's not right. Its That Sexy Fucker. Trust me, I'd know. Since he sexy raped me. Uh...sometime. In a department store you wouldn't know.

Hey, is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (oZhjI)

163 138 TSF=That Sick Fuck
I looked it up
Posted by: anon

I've always seen it referenced as "That Shitty Fuck" at DU, because they say Trump wears diapers and poops himself. No projection at all...they're all fully diagnosed and on their meds!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (JCZqz)

164 I don't feel tardy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:23 PM (9gDA7)

Such an iconic song and video of the times.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (i24o9)

165 On Tuesday afternoon, this reporter saw a stream of Haitians, many with children, entering and leaving the city's welfare office at a constant pace. Makeshift signs outside the building feature instructions in Haitian Creole.

Post Baron Samedi at the door and wee what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (W/lyH)

166 Mayorka's little pet is doing his best to prevent his and his boss' forced retirement.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:29 PM (V13WU)

167 151 We get no say in how many illegals are allowed to swarm over our borders and into our communities. What is the value of democracy when we have no input into decisions that have a significant impact on our lives?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (ogTiX)

Obama ended our country as envisioned by the Constitution, and is completing the "fundamental transformation" into a communist regime by importing a violent lumpen proletariat that will be permitted to rough up the locals.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (2NXcZ)

168 Idiot Mike Johnson wants to reward the SS for its incompetence with an additional $200 million in funding.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ogTiX)

169 I learned recently, I think from a Rick Beato video, that the "drums" at the very beginning of Hot For Teacher is actually a recording of Eddie's Ferrari idling. They then fade that out and fade in the actual drums.

Posted by: spindrift at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (OguvZ)

170 Give the Haitians CDL's an buses and have them bus themselves to rich, blue cities.

The way they drive, the issue might take care of itself.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (9gDA7)

171 I can't wait to start using lawfare against all of our political opponents. I can't wait.

Posted by Ace at 01:00 PM Comments

From your keyboard, Ace, to God's ear. Please let it happen.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (N39Ws)

172 If they imported 20,000 identical copies of Little Lord Fauntleroy and plunked them down in a town of 40,000, and then gave their little army free food and free lodging in perpetuity, it would still be a problem.

Hell, the people who lie for a living would themselves be dredging up every single protected class person in that town who was even slightly inconvenienced by getting evicted or fired and wailing about Equity and Justice.

The fact that these people are scummy, ganged-up dirtbags who eat non-food animals is not really material to the issue at all. It just makes for better memes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (VoAdT)

173 If you elect me as President, I will close that border as if it were my throat!

Posted by: Gargula Harris at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (Nf1pZ)

174 WI is on the verge, very close, so Obviously the SS cannot possibly have enough coverage for a visit...

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

Do you know which town he wants to visit?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (SfhV1)

175 Haitian Bridge Alliance did just that, bringing criminal charges against former President Donald Trump and Ohio Sen. JD Vance...

Eff 'em.
They can stick to voodoo dolls.
(SWIDT? "stick" to voodoo dolls!?)
I crack myself up!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (W/lyH)

176 NGOs can be sued.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Sued? Sued????

They should be prosecuted as criminal organizations and their executives should be thrown in prison.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:27 PM (IG4Id)

------------------

Mike Benz, correctly, calls them GONGOS (Government-Organized Non-Governmental Organizations).

Mike Benz for Trump's Secretary of State!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (a+Zua)

177 How do you say "Immigracion Abogado" in Haitian?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM

Avoka imigrasyon. Since you asked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (ZANHd)

178 There was an article on The Federalist about my felony warrant application case too. Here's a link to The Federalist article. https://tinyurl.com/4yuadzan

Posted by: TA at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (9kpZU)

179 I won't be the smartest guy in the upcoming idiocracy, but I maybe could be incharge of the Brawndo. It has electrolites.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen
......

Tsar Brawndo has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

180 154 NGOs can be sued.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Sued? Sued????

They should be prosecuted as criminal organizations and their executives should be thrown in prison.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Perhaps we can compromise with a strongly worded letter?

Posted by: GOPe at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

181 170 Give the Haitians CDL's an buses and have them bus themselves to rich, blue cities.

The way they drive, the issue might take care of itself.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (9gDA7)

I can't explain how the CDL drivers I see passed the test. Not a lick of english can be spoken by them. And it isn't spanish either.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

182 Grammie winger, let me check, I think it's Prairie du Chien.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)

183 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 25, 2024 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

Gimmie sumpthin to write on!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM

You guys got it bad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (ZANHd)

184 I've said it to my wife regarding certain wildly irresponsible family members-One can only take so many people into a lifeboat designed for six before it sinks; and brother, this ship-of-state is sinking.

Posted by: Scarecrow at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (nRAeK)

185 If it is to be war, let it be in my time and not my children's.

Welcome to the Balkans, try the cat.

Posted by: Sifty at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (Z4/Pi)

186 This really is the most important issue facing the United States, who we're letting in here.

I just dont understand why everyone doesnt see that, another decade of this and the whole nation collapses. But let's obsess some more about abortion and IVF.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (wMRY8)

187 Grammie winger, let me check, I think it's Prairie du Chien.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)

Okay, thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (SfhV1)

188 Lyrics to Blondie's "Rapture" could be reworked for Haitians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 25, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

Lol.

...You eat Cadillacs. Lincolns too. Mercury and Subaru.

(Very) early rap.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (JCLJi)

189 I learned recently, I think from a Rick Beato video, that the "drums" at the very beginning of Hot For Teacher is actually a recording of Eddie's Ferrari idling. They then fade that out and fade in the actual drums.

I've seen a few drummers play that live and it sounds the same, so I'll press X to doubt. The car revving in "Panama" is Eddie's Lambo though.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

190 Imagine if in the debate Trump talked about why all of these hatians are being dumped, the numbers, the crime stats, what it's costing the taxpayer, etc
--
He should had DESTROYED her with FACTS and LOGIC!

LOL, that's real retarded, sir.

Facts and logic have an unblemished track record of failure when it comes to what wins elections.
And an even worse record of what wins political debates.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (/lzai)

191 and the Leftwing Press Isn't Interested in Reporting On It

Nice media truck you got there. Be a shame if something were to happen to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (W/lyH)

192 Please don't eat my cat

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (ufFY8)

193 Wonder what the teacher's gonna look like this year.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 25, 2024 01:25 PM (2UnvF)

My teachers mostly looked like Gary Larson matrons.

the male teachers were largely military veterans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (xPJvm)

194 Um, that came from Josh Hawley and he did not specify. But there is something planned at Prairie du Chien on the 28th.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (V13WU)

195 167 Obama ended our country as envisioned by the Constitution, and is completing the "fundamental transformation" into a communist regime by importing a violent lumpen proletariat that will be permitted to rough up the locals.
Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (2NXcZ)

They will be allowed to beat, rape, and kill you.

If you defend yourself, you will be imprisoned for life and thrown in a cell with Big Bubba the Cellblock Rapist.

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (sm6Pk)

196 186 This really is the most important issue facing the United States, who we're letting in here.

I just dont understand why everyone doesnt see that, another decade of this and the whole nation collapses. But let's obsess some more about abortion and IVF.
Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (wMRY

Why doesn't Jennifer Lawrence just get herself spayed.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (2NXcZ)

197

You guys got it bad.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (ZANHd)

seriously, it's the best remake ever.

I've always said, if you're gonna re-do a song, make it your own.

https://youtu.be/fZ53s3-ldqc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (9gDA7)

198 Only bounties will work now. Full employment - No Haitians. Seems like a winner.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (c711F)

199 Do you know which town he wants to visit?
Posted by: grammie winger

It doesn't matter...they're all MAGA country, and as we know from the last two attempts, radical Republican MAGA-types are the main threat toward Trump.

Posted by: New SS Agent Jussie Smollett at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (JCZqz)

200 169 I learned recently, I think from a Rick Beato video, that the "drums" at the very beginning of Hot For Teacher is actually a recording of Eddie's Ferrari idling. They then fade that out and fade in the actual drums.
Posted by: spindrift at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM

--

It's just drums with a double-kick bass.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (wzAuc)

201 I ain't no ways tardy.

Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

202 This really is the most important issue facing the United States, who we're letting in here.

It's our elections. Everything flows from that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (Nf1pZ)

203 Refraining intensifies.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

204 190 He should had DESTROYED her with FACTS and LOGIC!

LOL, that's real retarded, sir.

Facts and logic have an unblemished track record of failure when it comes to what wins elections.
And an even worse record of what wins political debates.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (/lzai)

=======

Also, he covers that stuff all the time.

He was pointing to a graph about immigration when he got shot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

205 Please don't eat my cat
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM

'Summatter? Haitian got your cat's tongue?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:34 PM (9gDA7)

206 How about the people of Springfield move to Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (c711F)

207 They will be allowed to beat, rape, and kill you.

If you defend yourself, you will be imprisoned for life and thrown in a cell with Big Bubba the Cellblock Rapist.
Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (sm6Pk)

Just like in the UK. I wonder why this is happening everywhere? The demonic WEF?

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (2NXcZ)

208 Perhaps we can compromise with a strongly worded letter?
Posted by: GOPe at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)
--------------

Fine, we'll deliver while they work on the Dignity Canal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

209 >>> 101 The "they're eating cats" has backfired so badly on Trump that Kamala's internals show her down 4 in Pennsylvania.

He'll never recover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

Irrelevant.

He will *never* be a Quality Candidate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (FnneF)

210 @163
That Sick Fuck direct from DU
https://tinyurl.com/27ee48ec

Posted by: anon at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (RqMDa)

211 I can't explain how the CDL drivers I see passed the test. Not a lick of english can be spoken by them. And it isn't spanish either.

At this point, a Spanish speaking CDL driver is best case. More likely it's clicks and whistles. Or Arabic.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

212 A guy who calls himself Oilfield Rando has developed some program that scours government databases for money given to NGOs and he posts them on Twitter. The amount of money given to these groups both domestically and abroad to promote causes our woke, broke government favors is mind boggling, particularly given how broke we are.

If we are ever going to have a prayer of reigning in our government including ending foreign adventures and color revolutions this shit must be stopped.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (LkLld)

213 20k Haitians will be 40k Haitians in a few years. They breed like rats. Of course, that's by design. The more anchor babies they can ooze out, the less likely they'll ever be deported. Oldest scam in the book.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

214 153 DeWine is calling them "legal migrants". Clearly on Team Mayorkas, and is comparing these massive migrant drops to the Underground Railroad.
Posted by: enough BS at September

They are in terms of not crossing the border legally. However, the administration having the power to ship them here and house them on temp visas for 18 months is questionable.

Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (p4NUW)

215 Irrelevant.

He will *never* be a Quality Candidate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (FnneF)

He's too doodyhead and doesn't know what he's doing ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (9gDA7)

216 209 Irrelevant.

He will *never* be a Quality Candidate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (FnneF)

========

Why can't we have quality candidates like Mitt Romney anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

217 Irrelevant.

He will *never* be a Quality Candidate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

*Jeb! wipes solitary tear from cheek*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (CIS44)

218 My teachers mostly looked like Gary Larson matrons.

the male teachers were largely military veterans.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (xPJvm)

There was one hottie in 9th grade that everyone was hot for. Otherwise, old maids, queens, pot smoking hippies, and burly shop teachers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (i24o9)

219 The Democrats did everything but place the guns in the hands of Crooks and Routh. How does that compare to fake bomb threats that came from outside of the country? Shouldn't Trump have even more reason to sue Hillary and Nancy?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (ogTiX)

220 J.K. Rowling savages an especially delusional tranny in a manner reminiscent of Ace.

http://tiny.cc/w8inzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Odg76)

221 FYI- Mormons and Chobani have been doing this "import slave labor in all but name" scam in Idaho since before The Doom Sniffles.

Now we have a communist mayor in Boise and no-go neighborhoods.

Posted by: Sifty at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Z4/Pi)

222 20k Haitians will be 40k Haitians in a few years. They breed like rats. Of course, that's by design. The more anchor babies they can ooze out, the less likely they'll ever be deported. Oldest scam in the book.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

Legally, they can still be deported and the child with them. The child can come back at age 18 as a citizen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (9gDA7)

223 That Sick Fuck direct from DU

They had been using TFG, which is the HQ's term for Barack "Whoa whoa here he comes, he's a man eater" Obama. So that was always confusing when it came up in our intrepid liason's posts.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

224 @163
I saw a few others similar
Shitty
Stinky

Posted by: anon at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (RqMDa)

225 Flash forward to 2027 headlines:

"Did Democrats Lie? Whistleblower confirms Haitians really were eating pets in 2024 and the government and media knew, GOP vows to investigate"

"Conflict of Interest? David Muir Gave Oral Sex to Springfield City Manager For Juicy Fake Debate Quote, GOP Promises String of Important Hearings. Democrats: What David Muir Does In the Comfort of His Own Mouth is His Private Business"

"20% of Voters Would have Voted Trump Instead of Kamala if They Had Only Known About the Pet Eating".

"GOP vows to get to bottom of energy crisis by first snowfall."

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (LCr8f)

226 Idiot Mike Johnson wants to reward the SS for its incompetence with an additional $200 million in funding.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ogTiX)

--------------

Maybe build them a new Headquarters Building like the FBI.

Hire 87,000 new agents to investigate, bankrupt, and imprison "UltraMAGAts."

* spits *

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (a+Zua)

227 Trump should be getting same level as Kramola, as they said he is getting, yet somehow she can visit WI without a problem, but apparently Trump's event cannot be secured.

Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)

228 Immigration is Love.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (c711F)

229 J.K. Rowling savages an especially delusional tranny in a manner reminiscent of Ace.

http://tiny.cc/w8inzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (Odg76)

Easiest response to them is "God didn't get it wrong, you did."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (9gDA7)

230 I just dont understand why everyone doesnt see that, another decade of this and the whole nation collapses.

I'll take this one.

Because most of the people you know - virtually as well as in meatspace - are unwilling and/or unable to critically analyze such things.

And that, boys and girls, is why we are screwed. Too many people - both their side and ours - conditioned to believe that everything always will work out.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (w8+8g)

231 This really is the most important issue facing the United States, who we're letting in here.
.......

Too late. Everybody around here habla espanol and has three beaters parked out front.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

232 So the upshot of the story is that the federal government is directly involved in human trafficking. Again. Or still? Whatever.

Nice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (VoAdT)

233 “ The charges are as follows, as laid out by the Chandra Law Firm who is representing the group:”

Go f yourself and your mothers.

I can’t wait to throw every last one of these people out of our country

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (SyCqh)

234
Somebody this morning had the details of 'Carl' who lives in Pennsylvania and voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 but just can't bring himself to do it this time. The ad is all over YouTube.

Best to be sitting down before you read the next sentences

You're never going to believe this but it's a complete lie. Not his real name, Democrat operative, small town politician, next town over from me, 100% leftist piece of shit who is making life miserable for the people in his town.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

235 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pet of Springfield.

https://tinyurl.com/yhn5zwex

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (Y2CFz)

236 he "they're eating cats" has backfired so badly on Trump that Kamala's internals show her down 4 in Pennsylvania.

He'll never recover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___

Honestly asking, how do you know this?

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (wMRY8)

237 He will *never* be a Quality Candidate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

"Quality" and "candidate" are interesting terms to use. To be more accurate, maybe replace with "living president again".

Posted by: Deep State at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (JCZqz)

238 Why can't we have quality candidates like Mitt Romney anymore?

Crowder had a compilation last week of Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan, GHW Bush, W Bush, John McCain, and Mitt Romney all being called "literally Hitler" by the Democrats/media. He recommended everyone play it for the idiot "quality candidate" crowd.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

239 "BREAKING: Secret Service Agent Accused of Sexually Assaulting Harris Campaign Aide During Alcohol-Fueled Night"

I want to believe this, but we don't use alcohol as a fuel here, so I rate this false.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (VGRuw)

240 193 My teachers mostly looked like Gary Larson matrons.

the male teachers were largely military veterans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (xPJvm)

Same here. Most male teachers were soldiers, and the few that weren't were hipster-ish beardos (portmanteau for "Bearded Weirdo").

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (sm6Pk)

241 Holy shit. And Brandon is giving these murderous scumbags billions.

https://tinyurl.com/4jjaa8xn

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)

242 234
Somebody this morning had the details of 'Carl' who lives in Pennsylvania and voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 but just can't bring himself to do it this time. The ad is all over YouTube.

Best to be sitting down before you read the next sentences

You're never going to believe this but it's a complete lie. Not his real name, Democrat operative, small town politician, next town over from me, 100% leftist piece of shit who is making life miserable for the people in his town.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

That information needs to be posted, either on YouTube, or on the Trump campaign website outing this person.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:40 PM (rJ2Qq)

243 Because most of the people you know - virtually as well as in meatspace - are unwilling and/or unable to critically analyze such things.

And that, boys and girls, is why we are screwed. Too many people - both their side and ours - conditioned to believe that everything always will work out.
Posted by: Call It What It Is
--------------------------------

Lot of stupid people too.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (Y2CFz)

244 Congress can attach language to every spending bill that ensures not a single dollar of our tax money goes to these NGO’s and rule them out of all federal contracts, directly or as third parties.

Johnson has done zero to stop it.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (SyCqh)

245 I want to believe this, but we don't use alcohol as a fuel here, so I rate this false.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 25, 2024 01:39 PM (VGRuw)

Maybe they were getting busy in the back seat of a funny car. You don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (VoAdT)

246 And that, boys and girls, is why we are screwed. Too many people - both their side and ours - conditioned to believe that everything always will work out.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 01:38 PM (w8+8g)

Normalcy bias and reluctance to face uncomfortable information or thoughts.

Everyone has it. Few fight those tendencies to explore the possible.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (i24o9)

247 168 Idiot Mike Johnson wants to reward the SS for its incompetence with an additional $200 million in funding.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ogTiX)

Thanks, Mike! When we get that money, we can luxury-refurnish the offices of every SS employee who's a GS-15 or SES, buy a new fleet of EVs to replace our existing climate-destroying fleet, give every agent a gold-plated sidearm, and buy a brand-new SS executive jet with a larger private bedroom with a bathtub for the Director and a 300% larger liquor storage area than our current jet!

Posted by: Ron Rowe, Acting Director of the Best and Bravest Outfit in FedGov at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (aBgBM)

248
That information needs to be posted, either on YouTube, or on the Trump campaign website outing this person.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:40 PM (rJ2Qq)

That would be doxing and that's not who we are, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (9gDA7)

249 My teachers mostly looked like Gary Larson matrons.

the male teachers were largely military veterans.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 25, 2024 01:33 PM (xPJvm)

Same here. Most male teachers were soldiers, and the few that weren't were hipster-ish beardos (portmanteau for "Bearded Weirdo").
Posted by: XTC a

In HS we had 2 very nice female math teachers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44)

250 168 Idiot Mike Johnson wants to reward the SS for its incompetence with an additional $200 million in funding.
Posted by: Oglebay
-------------------------

Acronym set the hook in him a long time ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (Y2CFz)

251 You're never going to believe this but it's a complete lie. Not his real name, Democrat operative, small town politician, next town over from me, 100% leftist piece of shit who is making life miserable for the people in his town.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Unbelievable! But random true conservative posters like that Terry guy last night are totally legit in their love of principled small government as the Founders intended while still preferring Harris over Trump...right?

Posted by: Truly Clueless Moron at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (JCZqz)

252 Because "they all look alike to me" isn't racism when the Democrats say it, they think making the Haitians the victims here will help enrage the American blacks to the cause.

PS:
Is that an Indian that is their lawyer?
What, Jesse Jacksonnnnnn not available? Weird, you'd think there would be half a dozen race hucksters lining up to front this suit to defend their community ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (/lzai)

253 >>> 212 A guy who calls himself Oilfield Rando has developed some program that scours government databases for money given to NGOs and he posts them on Twitter. The amount of money given to these groups both domestically and abroad to promote causes our woke, broke government favors is mind boggling, particularly given how broke we are.

If we are ever going to have a prayer of reigning in our government including ending foreign adventures and color revolutions this shit must be stopped.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (LkLld)

I wonder just how much of our excess spending consists of stupid shit that no one with a room temperature IQ would pay for.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (FnneF)

254 What's really sick is Trump is running against the exact same people as 2020. The only thing that has "changed" is the figurehead. And Democrats think it's fucking hilarious to do this.

Running a Change Candidate with the exact same people who are already running the country is endlessly entertaining to them.

Then again they already did it in 2008.

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (LCr8f)

255 That'll show 'em ~!

@LeadingReport 2m
BREAKING: House Oversight Committee is investigating the Biden Administration’s use of taxpayer funds to fly Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Pennsylvania, a key 2024 swing state in the midst of an election.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

256 20k Haitians will be 40k Haitians in a few years. They breed like rats. Of course, that's by design. The more anchor babies they can ooze out, the less likely they'll ever be deported. Oldest scam in the book.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 25, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

Legally, they can still be deported and the child with them. The child can come back at age 18 as a citizen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM (9gDA7)
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The anchor baby is considered an American citizen at birth. That's why they're desperate to drop them out of their holes. They themselves can still be deported. In theory. In practice? Very very hard to do, especially if they've been here a while and dropped out a number of brats.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

257 Interesting (horrifying?) video from Neil Oliver:
https://tinyurl.com/yykymxk7

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (Rbu5d)

258 Oh they've overwhelmingly dumped the aliens on red districts for a long time. It serves a bunch of purposes. Democrat vote farming, GOP donor service, the usual Cloward-Piven goals, and of course keeping the new beloved underclass among the old hated underclass, and far, far away from little Noah & Olivia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (0FoWg)

259 Actually, blake, it's much much much worse than that (just welcoming illegals with massive welfare support).

The Haitians in question (and many Venezuelans) aren't illegal border walkers. They're paroled, they're "legal", and then they're given Temporary Protected Status (a procedure I believe was invented for Ethiopians in the US caught by the regime change in Addis back in the late 70s).

So asylum law has been trashed (effectively rendered moot) to enable the massive, historic, catastrophic erasure of the border for millions of illegals border crossers, and also the *direct importation of a half million + via flights to the interior*, and now TPS and parole have been rendered meaningless to enable masses of others from s**thole countries like Haiti and Venezuela.

The system isn't "broken" - it's been deliberately, comprehensively dismantled, without any lawful basis.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (GcNJ2)

260 241 Holy shit. And Brandon is giving these murderous scumbags billions.

https://tinyurl.com/4jjaa8xn
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)

Well you know how much Obama and friends loved the mullahs. Kamala, too despite her husband.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (2NXcZ)

261 J.K. Rowling savages an especially delusional tranny in a manner reminiscent of Ace.

http://tiny.cc/w8inzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:37 PM

Cruelty Level: Chuy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (ZANHd)

262 “ He'll never recover.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison”

Harris is down 5 in Pa. Based on several other polls. A few Democrat strategists have also been voicing very loudly that PA is in danger of getting away, and with that loss Harris has no path.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (SyCqh)

263 I hear Haitians like Rum. This would be a great vehicle to use for hygienic reasons.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (c711F)

264 They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pet of Springfield.

https://tinyurl.com/yhn5zwex
Posted by: Braenyard
.......

the dog at the end is hilarious, he looks petrified.

Posted by: wth at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

265 You know, it may be true that Haitians are not eating the geese, pets, whatever. They're just sacrificing them to there pagan gods. So, all cool. Respect religious traditions, man.

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 25, 2024 01:44 PM (/Djer)

266 Most male teachers were soldiers, and the few that weren't were hipster-ish beardos (portmanteau for "Bearded Weirdo").
Posted by: XTC a

(Sobbing) I TRIED to grow a beard, but my testosterone levels were too low!!!!

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 25, 2024 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

267 Harris is down 5 in Pa. Based on several other polls. A few Democrat strategists have also been voicing very loudly that PA is in danger of getting away, and with that loss Harris has no path.
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Shapiro will come.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 25, 2024 01:44 PM (c711F)

268 "They're eating the dogs; they're eating the cats; they're eating the pets of the people who live there" is not costing Trump/Vance any votes and the more it's repeated, the more time Harris and the NYT spend talking about it. It's perfect.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:44 PM (ogTiX)

269 The anchor baby is considered an American citizen at birth. That's why they're desperate to drop them out of their holes. They themselves can still be deported. In theory. In practice? Very very hard to do, especially if they've been here a while and dropped out a number of brats.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

Your kid is a citizen you are not, you are leaving, take em or not, your choice.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44)

270 Kamalala internals say she is down 4 points in Pennsylvania

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 25, 2024 01:45 PM (P4Pk9)

271 >>>Secret Service Agent Accused of Sexually Assaulting Harris Campaign Aide During Alcohol-Fueled Night
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How can this happen? All of them are so busy f*cking each other how is it possible to discern assault?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:45 PM (Y2CFz)

272 In Ireland, a "workplace tribunal" ordered Aldi to compensate a former Muz employee 5,000 euro. Why? Aldi fired him after they discovered he'd been convicted of sexual assault.

http://tiny.cc/x9inzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (Odg76)

273 249 In HS we had 2 very nice female math teachers.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44)

Now that I think about it, my HS had significantly more male teachers than females.

All of the math and science teachers were men, all of the History/Social studies teachers were men.

English was split between men and women.

Foreign Languages was the only subject exclusively taught by women.

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (sm6Pk)

274 I don’t think Shapiro is saving anyone in PA. In fact, he probably won’t get reelected if Republicans actually put up a real candidate this time.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (SyCqh)

275 A couple of things:

1) DeWine runs a charity in Haiti

2) The only reason we are still talking about Springfield (and the issues associated with the practice of migrant dumping) is because Trump - in his unorthodox manner - raised the issue at the debate. This issue would have been dead, buried and memorialized by the complacent press weeks ago were it not for "eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there."

Posted by: NAB at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (3sHsl)

276
The anchor baby is considered an American citizen at birth. That's why they're desperate to drop them out of their holes. They themselves can still be deported. In theory. In practice? Very very hard to do, especially if they've been here a while and dropped out a number of brats.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

I know, but as the child is a minor, it has no rights constitutionally, so if the parents are deported, the kid goes with them and can come back at 18 years of age.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (9gDA7)

277 I don't give a rat's hindquarters about racism or being called a racist. I don't want Haitians here. Not a single one. Goes for every other foreigner too. Not interested in a subtler approach:

Posted by: sod off, swampy at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (+n72I)

278 >>Shapiro will come.

Why would Shapiro want her to win after the way she treated him?

I can't see him, Whitmer or Newsom breaking much of a sweat to help Harris. They are all looking at 2028.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (LkLld)

279 >>> 272 In Ireland, a "workplace tribunal" ordered Aldi to compensate a former Muz employee 5,000 euro. Why? Aldi fired him after they discovered he'd been convicted of sexual assault.

http://tiny.cc/x9inzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (Odg76)

If they were smart, they'd fire EVERYONE in Ireland, and tell them to go fck themselves.

So what they *will* do, is...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (FnneF)

280 You won't see an accurate poll that shows both parties at -100% approval. And they'll only publish that one because an angry mob is hammering their doors down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (0FoWg)

281 The system isn't "broken" - it's been deliberately, comprehensively dismantled, without any lawful basis.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM (GcNJ2)
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Veneer of legality which wouldn't really stand up in court should it be challenged and a court be willing to take the case.

Government boondoggle only with people. Just as the money has been spent and we're too far along to stop the program, so, might as well continue, it's expected deporting these people will be too much hassle so they'll get to remain.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

282 62 51 Now we have a poll with Trump up 9% in TX.

But, you know, these pollsters are scientists an' shit, they got maths and models and computers--ain't no way they can be off by 5%+ ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:13 PM (/lzai)

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The polls in 2020 were dead on accurate!

Well, the RCP aggregate, which cut out most of the bad polls. Also, by dead on accurate, we mean off by about 3-4 points.

But that's no reason to not believe random polls that pop up! Also, you must discount Rasmussen and Trafalgar because they're stupid pro-Trump polls. Nevermind that they're actually in the RCP aggregate, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

This. Also, I can't believe that the Cruz/Allred race is as close as it's reported to be. I don't see people going +9 for Trump and not voting for Cruz.

That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

283 Barbara Streisand sues assault:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joJbB1KOCFo

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (Y2CFz)

284 Just like in the UK. I wonder why this is happening everywhere? The demonic WEF?

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:35 PM (2NXcZ)

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It's GloboHomo Deep State Western Civilization Color Revolutions All The Way Down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (a+Zua)

285 Can someone file charges against the Haitian Bridge Alliance for election interference?

Posted by: Fox2! at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (GkLB4)

286 Your kid is a citizen you are not, you are leaving, take em or not, your choice.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44)

We have to get rid of birthright citizenship. Your parents are here legally or you are NOT. And if they can change the law retroactively to indict Trump, we should be able to up anchor.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (2NXcZ)

287
Harris is down 5 in Pa. Based on several other polls. A few Democrat strategists have also been voicing very loudly that PA is in danger of getting away, and with that loss Harris has no path.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:43 PM

Philadelphia better get to populatin' and backdating birth certificates. 'Conservative' estimates of the fraud in PA number about 200,000 in 2020. With those numbers above they'll have to take it to 500,000 to have a prayer.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:48 PM (RKVpM)

288 Just like in the UK. I wonder why this is happening everywhere? The demonic WEF?

After the collapse of the Soviets our elites realized they no longer had to worry about getting displaced by a rival so they no longer had to worry about making the normies happy.

At the same time they rejected Christianity so they no longer had to answer to God.

So, you've got the power why not use it for your own pleasure since when you die that's the end of everything?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

289 Shapiro has a lot of skeletons in his closet. Like a whole graveyard. I look forward to him trying again in 2028. It will be fun.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:48 PM (SyCqh)

290 We have to get rid of birthright citizenship. Your parents are here legally or you are NOT. And if they can change the law retroactively to indict Trump, we should be able to up anchor.
Posted by: enough BS

oh I agree, just saying as it stands now. I dont think anyone round these parts thinks birth right citizenship is a good policy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (CIS44)

291 Got just the campaign slogan: Shapiro 2028
Not Good Enough to be Kamalas Piss Boy

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (wBaIH)

292 282 That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

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From what I understand, the Bush machine in TX simply doesn't like him. He took their senate seat, and he's too conservative rhetorically (he votes the way they like, but style isn't right, and he skipped his place).

So, he gets significantly less institutional support than Cornyn who's near the top of the establishment in TX.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

293 Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

I’ve fallen out of love with Cruz but he seems annoying enough to piss off all the wrong people.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (eZwyX)

294 >The only reason we are still talking about Springfield (and the issues associated with the practice of migrant dumping) is because Trump - in his unorthodox manner - raised the issue at the debate. This issue would have been dead, buried and memorialized by the complacent press weeks ago were it not for "eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there."
Posted by: NAB at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (3sHsl)

Correct. The train chemical spill has proven this beyond any arguing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (cf/0E)

295 That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

In all fairness, has he ever accomplished anything other than naming post offices?

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (2NXcZ)

296 Why are so many celebrities promising to flee the U.S. if Trump is elected? Could it be they're afraid protections for wealthy pedophiles will be removed?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (D5i4a)

297 275 A couple of things:

1) DeWine runs a charity in Haiti

2) The only reason we are still talking about Springfield (and the issues associated with the practice of migrant dumping) is because Trump - in his unorthodox manner - raised the issue at the debate. This issue would have been dead, buried and memorialized by the complacent press weeks ago were it not for "eating the dogs, eating the cats, eating the pets of the people who live there."
Posted by: NAB at September 25, 2024 01:46 PM (3sHsl)

Which is the only thing that anyone remembers from that debate that Kamala 'won' a couple of weeks ago. Now she's begging for another chance to debate the 'loser' in October.

Yeah, Trump 'lost' all right.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (rJ2Qq)

298 287 Philadelphia better get to populatin' and backdating birth certificates. 'Conservative' estimates of the fraud in PA number about 200,000 in 2020. With those numbers above they'll have to take it to 500,000 to have a prayer.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:48 PM (RKVpM)

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Assuming PA-wide cheating in 2020 was tied to the number of ballot requests, the Democrat's ability to cheat this year is going to be massively limited. Requests are much lower.

We'll see. I dunno. They could just cheat out in the open again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

299 An Gonfle??!! Ici An Gonfle...

(Creole for here Fluffy)

Posted by: Diogenes at September 25, 2024 01:50 PM (W/lyH)

300 Betcha there's a whole bunch of elected officials and various and sundry bureaucrats, from the mayor all the way to the governor, making bank on this.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

*Inserts Donald Duck counting stacks gif*
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:06 PM (CIS44)

I'm sure there's plenty of discussion, but that's the crux of all of this.

Politicians don't take a dump unless they're getting a kickback for it.*

And 99% of the "Trump is a threat to our democracy" is about all of that. Politicians who are afraid he's going to interrupt their gravy train.

*Sorry, Admirial Painter.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 25, 2024 01:50 PM (dGCAG)

301 “ Philadelphia better get to populatin' and backdating birth certificates. 'Conservative' estimates of the fraud in PA number about 200,000 in 2020. With those numbers above they'll have to take it to 500,000 to have a prayer.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:48 PM (RKVpM)”

I don’t think anyone in Phili is super jazzed about Kamala and voter participation will be down for Democrats this cycle. The real story is going to be the movement of men, especially black and Hispanic males, to Trump.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:50 PM (SyCqh)

302 We have to get rid of birthright citizenship. Your parents are here legally or you are NOT. And if they can change the law retroactively to indict Trump, we should be able to up anchor.

A clear reading of the Constitution says anchor babies aren't citizens - after all the American Indians were born within the borders of the US and were not US citizens until they were all given that status by law.

So if the Indian's kids weren't citizens when they they were born in Oklahoma why are Juan Jr and Habib Jr now?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:50 PM (oZhjI)

303 Could it be they're afraid protections for wealthy pedophiles will be removed?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (D5i4a)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (9gDA7)

304 "Too late. Everybody around here habla espanol and has three beaters parked out front.
Posted by: wth"

Yep. We were past the tipping point before Biden with 20-30 million illegals and who knows how many anchor babies. The new 10 million are just coffin nails. The only thing that could turn this around is MASSIVE deportations (with their "legal" kids) and not just the last 10 million. I don't see that happening on the scale required.

Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (GUOwU)

305 Why are so many celebrities promising to flee the U.S. if Trump is elected? Could it be they're afraid protections for wealthy pedophiles will be removed?

John Legend's wife is rumored to be an Epstein client. I suspect if Trump wins the two of them will be gone.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (oZhjI)

306 >>> 296 Why are so many celebrities promising to flee the U.S. if Trump is elected? Could it be they're afraid protections for wealthy pedophiles will be removed?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (D5i4a)

I'll believe they are truly afraid of consequences when they start acting like it.

...and if they *do* experience consequences, I will laugh and laugh.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (FnneF)

307 Actor Randy Quaid, a vocal Donald Trump supporter known for playing Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's Vacation series, has blamed Michelle Obama for both attempts to shoot the former president. "It's @MichelleObama who asked Twitter to ban Trump in 2019, it's she who started the hateful 'I fear Trump rhetoric,'" Quaid wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Monday. "I blame her and Biden/Harris for both shootings." In another Tweet Quaid says: "The assassin probably had Michelle Obama on a loop saying "Do something!" "Do something!" "Do something!" "Do something!"

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (RHGPo)

308 Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (D5i4a)

One can hope.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 25, 2024 01:52 PM (eZwyX)

309 It's never been adjudicated that if you're born here, you're an automatic citizen. It's very clear that part of the Constitution was referring to domestic slaves getting citizenship and not someone illegally entering and then having a child.

I think todays SC would strike down the entire concept of "anchor babies".

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:52 PM (wMRY8)

310 From what I understand, the Bush machine in TX simply doesn't like him. He took their senate seat, and he's too conservative rhetorically (he votes the way they like, but style isn't right, and he skipped his place).

So, he gets significantly less institutional support than Cornyn who's near the top of the establishment in TX.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

What a schmuck. He had a chance to have a safe SCOTUS seat when Trump offered it to him, and he thought he had a shot at POTUS someday, so he turned him down. Wonder if he's regretting that decision now?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (rJ2Qq)

311 Not only are requests lower, but the process has been tightened up to the point a lot of eyes are watching. The GOP has a lot of lawyers and polls watchers in key states like PA, who has made
Some legislative changes and lost a few lawsuits. It’s worrisome that Shapiro knocked down the legislative effort to count mail in ballots as they arrive, but I think if they try to pull that level of fraud again, they’re going to get caught.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (SyCqh)

312 That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

Cruz cannot even replicate Ken Paxton's comfortable statewide margin of victory, and Paxton is as controversial politically and just as disliked by the establishment Republicans.

It may be time to consider the possibility that Cruz is lazy or not good at retail politics.

Posted by: I Like Him But ... at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (+n72I)

313 That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ2Qq)

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Cornyn of course is the controlled opposition.

I'm guessing Cruz's opponents get tens of millions in outsider money. Same here in AZ with Kari Lake.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (t5Z/c)

314 What a schmuck. He had a chance to have a safe SCOTUS seat when Trump offered it to him, and he thought he had a shot at POTUS someday, so he turned him down. Wonder if he's regretting that decision now?
Posted by: Darrell Harris a

he may get another shot at it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (CIS44)

315
I don't doubt Shapiro will come. The dude is so dirty in a murder case that is never going to go away his only hope of staying out of PMITA prison is doing exactly what the 'prison guards' tell him to do, including 'signing' artillery shells to give to Ukraine to use against civilians.

The most despicable action of a Pennsylvania Governor in the history of this state.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (RKVpM)

316

Doctor: Son, what's the hardest part of having HIV

Gay guy: Convincing my mom I had sex with a Haitian.

Posted by: Dr. Marcus Welby at September 25, 2024 01:54 PM (ioi84)

317 311 Not only are requests lower, but the process has been tightened up to the point a lot of eyes are watching. The GOP has a lot of lawyers and polls watchers in key states like PA, who has made
Some legislative changes and lost a few lawsuits. It’s worrisome that Shapiro knocked down the legislative effort to count mail in ballots as they arrive, but I think if they try to pull that level of fraud again, they’re going to get caught.
Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (SyCqh)

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I've heard of the storied GOP armies of lawyers, the Army of Northern Failure Theater, before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

318 Yep. We were past the tipping point before Biden with 20-30 million illegals and who knows how many anchor babies. The new 10 million are just coffin nails. The only thing that could turn this around is MASSIVE deportations (with their "legal" kids) and not just the last 10 million. I don't see that happening on the scale required.
Posted by: Ripley at September 25, 2024 01:51 PM (GUOwU)

Eisenhower threw out a lot of them and technology is way better now. I'd also like loooong prison sentences for all the people who helped this happen. Not just Mayorkas, but all the HIAS, Catholic Charities honchos and DeWine and Rue. This has been very profitable for quite a few people.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:54 PM (2NXcZ)

319 Actor Randy Quaid, a vocal Donald Trump supporter known for playing Cousin Eddie in the National Lampoon's Vacation series, has blamed Michelle Obama for both attempts to shoot the former president. "It's @MichelleObama who asked Twitter to ban Trump in 2019, it's she who started the hateful 'I fear Trump rhetoric,'" Quaid wrote on X, formerly Twitter, on Monday. "I blame her and Biden/Harris for both shootings." In another Tweet Quaid says: "The assassin probably had Michelle Obama on a loop saying "Do something!" "Do something!" "Do something!" "Do something!"

Interesting, but Randy Quaid is legitimately crazy. I don't mean that in a rhetorical sense. I mean if we still institutionalized the nutcases, he'd be in an institution.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM (Odg76)

320 Why would Shapiro want her to win after the way she treated him?

I can't see him, Whitmer or Newsom breaking much of a sweat to help Harris. They are all looking at 2028.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 01:47 PM (LkLld)

Counterpoint: Being "at war" with Shapiro is a good cover, it's way more likely Shapiro has been quietly promised a bigtime position for his "cooperation". Or do we think suddenly Democrats forgot how to do politics...

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM (LCr8f)

321 Wow.... isn't Randy Quaid one of the more strident of the Trumpily Deranged celebrities?

Maybe i'm confusing him with Tom Arnold. I do that a lot. Well, not a lot, honestly... but of all the thankfully few times i'm ever required to think about Randy Quaid or Tom Arnold, i'd say it's less than a 50/50 that I get them the right way around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM (VoAdT)

322 Trump add - small child with tears running down her cheeks asking her mom, "why did Kamala Harris let people eat the pets?" Mom tries to reassure her and puts her arms around her - then an image of Trump appears and places his arms around both mother and daughter.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM (ogTiX)

323 The senate would have to have something like a GOP supermajority for Cruz to even have a hope of being confirmed to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: I Like Him But ... at September 25, 2024 01:56 PM (+n72I)

324 178 There was an article on The Federalist about my felony warrant application case too. Here's a link to The Federalist article. https://tinyurl.com/4yuadzan
Posted by: TA at September 25, 2024 01:31 PM (9kpZU)

———

Seems like a clear cut case of the Rat criminally violating his oath of office.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 01:56 PM (NBIe0)

325 Idiot Mike Johnson wants to reward the SS for its incompetence with an additional $200 million in funding.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:30 PM (ogTiX)

Certainly not without any concessions:
1) Top 4 layers of the USSS terminated for cause immediately.
2) DEI dies. Any staff that can't comply with what was once demanding physical standards are terminated for cause immediately.
3) If a USSS agent can't hit their target from a 10ft distance (agent in Maralago who got off rounds at Routh, for example) - terminated immediately.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2024 01:56 PM (N39Ws)

326 Harris is down 5 in Pa. Based on several other polls. A few Democrat strategists have also been voicing very loudly that PA is in danger of getting away, and with that loss Harris has no path.
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Trump can win without PA; Harris cannot.
The last from Mark Halprin basically confirmed his take from a couple weeks ago: After Labor Day, Harris would return to the mean; where Biden was before he dropped out.

PA is surprising, to me, given 2020 and 2022, that Trump is doing so well there.
But, I think more surprising are his AZ numbers.
While Lake looks to be getting clobbered, the NYT poll has Trump up 5.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:56 PM (/lzai)

327 320. Of course he'll cheat for them. Probably already amassed a few 100k fraudulent ballots.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (2NXcZ)

328 But Trump's an anti-Semite~~!!!!

@FoxNews 25m
Justice Department backs UN claim relief workers accused of aiding Hamas are immune https://trib.al/NtdHMUV

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (IG4Id)

329 All Dems wishing to flee the USA after Trump's election can only leave the country if they take a Haitian with them.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (ogTiX)

330 “ I've heard of the storied GOP armies of lawyers, the Army of Northern Failure Theater, before.”

McDaniel was an incompetent idiot who under resourced that entire effort to fund her GOTV consultants. There’s a new sheriff in town and they’ve launched a record number of lawsuits, many which they have won. Their legal and poll watching staff has exceeded all of their targets. That is going to provide substantial support. Much more than in the past.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (SyCqh)

331 What a schmuck. He had a chance to have a safe SCOTUS seat when Trump offered it to him, and he thought he had a shot at POTUS someday, so he turned him down. Wonder if he's regretting that decision now?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 25, 2024 01:53 PM (rJ2Qq)

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+1

SCOTUS would have been a perfect fit with his skill set.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (t5Z/c)

332 274 I don’t think Shapiro is saving anyone in PA. In fact, he probably won’t get reelected if Republicans actually put up a real candidate this time.
Posted by: Truthbomb

Tanned, ready and rested!

Posted by: Dr. Oz 2, Electric Boogaloo at September 25, 2024 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

333 Interesting, but Randy Quaid is legitimately crazy. I don't mean that in a rhetorical sense. I mean if we still institutionalized the nutcases, he'd be in an institution.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM (Odg76)

****

Yeah, that guy is nucking futs!

Posted by: Gary Busey at September 25, 2024 01:58 PM (Y1sOo)

334 >>>is because Trump - in his unorthodox manner - raised the issue at the debate
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Unorthodox manner? Straight talking, truth speaking, direct and unflinching manner, right out of the unorthodox history books.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:58 PM (Y2CFz)

335 3) If a USSS agent can't hit their target from a 10ft distance (agent in Maralago who got off rounds at Routh, for example) - terminated immediately.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Err, 100ft?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

336
Grammie winger, let me check, I think it's Prairie du Chien.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)

Oh crap, there's the next Haitian drop. Prairie of the Dog!!!!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (NMT5x)

337 330
McDaniel was an incompetent idiot who under resourced that entire effort to fund her GOTV consultants. There’s a new sheriff in town and they’ve launched a record number of lawsuits, many which they have won. Their legal and poll watching staff has exceeded all of their targets. That is going to provide substantial support. Much more than in the past.
Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (SyCqh)

=======

I'll grant that their pre-election game has improved.

However, the mid-election game is yet to be addressed. This is where the real meat of things comes. Where Democrats just flagrantly break the law and courts have allowed them to do it for decades in certain instances (how long have Wayne County ballot boxes been out of synch with the actual number of ballots? because that didn't start in 2016).

Essentially, I'll believe that this army of lawyers can do material things at crunch time when they do material things at crunch time.

The RNC has earned no benefit of the doubt. Ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

338
Unorthodox manner? Straight talking, truth speaking, direct and unflinching manner, right out of the unorthodox history books.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:58 PM (Y2CFz)

Well, when you're a stupid doodyhead that has no clue what you're doing.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (9gDA7)

339 Regarding Cruz, he just comes off poorly. It's not fair, he's been a good Senator, but it's just one of those things that for some reason Republican candidates have to be likable but Democrats never do.

Kari Lake or Sarah Palin has the same problem, the die has been cast and my guess it's primarily female GOPe types that think they're voting for a husband and not a politician.

I'm sure Cruz pulls it out, but it's clear he rubs people the wrong way and shouldnt be struggling in Texas.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (wMRY8)

340 not someone illegally entering and then having a child.

This.

If I entered your house and took a shit is it now my house?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (bNIcd)

341 328. I'm pretty sick of the Trump's an antisemite bullshit. Liberal Jews just hate Republicans.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (2NXcZ)

342 Time to spin the Wheel o' Crime

@Breaking911 56s
2 people injured after IED explosion at Santa Maria Courthouse in California; suspect in custody - Sheriff

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (IG4Id)

343
Counterpoint: Being "at war" with Shapiro is a good cover, it's way more likely Shapiro has been quietly promised a bigtime position for his "cooperation". Or do we think suddenly Democrats forgot how to do politics...

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2024 01:55 PM

Counterpoint to Counterpoint: Shapiro is now so severly 'compromised' he'll do exactly what he is told. That's the way the left likes their top people. Scratch the background of all the people who brought charges against Trump and they're all lucky they're not in jail.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (RKVpM)

344 “ PA is surprising, to me, given 2020 and 2022, that Trump is doing so well there.
But, I think more surprising are his AZ numbers.
While Lake looks to be getting clobbered, the NYT poll has Trump up 5.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 01:56 PM (/lzai)”

It feels like Lake carries a lot of baggage. Not sure why as I think she would be a great AZ senator. But it seems some AZ voters would rather take it in the ass than vote for her. Same in Nevada with Brown. I honestly don’t know how anyone could look at the last four years and vote for any Democrat. They all voted for this crap in lock step.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (SyCqh)

345 337 Essentially, I'll believe that this army of lawyers can do material things at crunch time when they do material things at crunch time.

The RNC has earned no benefit of the doubt. Ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

*Gavel Bang* NO STANDING!

Posted by: XTC at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (sm6Pk)

346 If I entered your house and took a shit is it now my house?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty a

*Looks at squatter's rights laws*

Seem's so.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (CIS44)

347 Google Fairhope, and you tell me how we are conducive for an influx of Haitians. We don’t have industry in Fairhope, where are they going to work?
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (p4NUW)

OMG my sister just bought a $1M pile in Fairhope, AL!
She just moved from Shreveport, LA, she wants me to sell out here and move down there! And she is ultra-liberal! Argues with me all the time about that horrid Trump! This is to laugh...I cannot believe this coincidence...

Posted by: Boswell at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (V7158)

348 If I entered your house and took a shit is it now my house?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 25, 2024 01:59 PM (bNIcd)

This is literally how property law operates in some of the more remote villages of Senegal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (VoAdT)

349 At a Sept. 5 city council meeting, City Council President Tiffany Nix shut down a meeting and made the issue about race. "We have no reason to treat people differently because of how they look," she said. "There's no reason for us to discuss this any further." She also said, "I'm going to welcome anybody to Sylacauga that wants to come to Sylacauga," 1819 News reported.

How precious, Nix is a petty tyrant. People who you are supposed to serve and listen to are shut down and basically told that they are racists if they complain about the influx of illegals. If I see foreign gang members with tattooed bodies, your damn straight I am going to judge them on how they look. If I see a group of foreign men with black skin hanging out, your damn right that I am going to judge them to protect myself. It would be interesting to see if Tiffany Nix has any business interests in the community by which she is personally profiting from with an influx of illegals.

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

350 @Breaking911 56s
2 people injured after IED explosion at Santa Maria Courthouse in California; suspect in custody - Sheriff
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (IG4Id)

he will be released no bail and given Trump's campaign schedule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (9gDA7)

351 If I entered your house and took a shit is it now my house?
***
Yes

Posted by: Squatters at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (Y1sOo)

352
Unorthodox manner? Straight talking, truth speaking, direct and unflinching manner, right out of the unorthodox history books.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 01:58 PM (Y2CFz)

If you only see one unorthodox debater this year......

Posted by: ... at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (LCr8f)

353 Near as I can tell, Cruz is a shit campaigner.
Like, the stereotypical GOPe that is stuck in 1993.
I think the lesson he learned from almost losing to Beto was, "hey, I guess I'll always win."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (/lzai)

354
It feels like Lake carries a lot of baggage. Not sure why as I think she would be a great AZ senator. But it seems some AZ voters would rather take it in the ass than vote for her. Same in Nevada with Brown. I honestly don’t know how anyone could look at the last four years and vote for any Democrat. They all voted for this crap in lock step.
Posted by: Truthbomb

AZ = McCain, In NV the Dem's are attacking him on his disfiguration.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)

355 >>Counterpoint: Being "at war" with Shapiro is a good cover, it's way more likely Shapiro has been quietly promised a bigtime position for his "cooperation". Or do we think suddenly Democrats forgot how to do politics...

Counter Counterpoint, a Harris administration would be a complete disaster for the country, much worse than Biden. Anyone associated with it will be tarred with it.

In 2020 Biden led in the RCP from wire to wire and he was ahead in all the swing states. They can't even cheat enough to get Harris in front of Trump in PA right now and early voting in places like VA is trending much redder than previous years. Virginia.

The amount of cheating they will need to boost this incompetent woke joke will be ginormous. I sure as hell wouldn't toss away my cushy job as governor in any of those states to be an officer on the Titanic.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (LkLld)

356 Too late...again

Posted by: one hour sober at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (Y1sOo)

357 @Breaking911 56s
2 people injured after IED explosion at Santa Maria Courthouse in California; suspect in custody - Sheriff
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 02:00 PM (IG4Id)
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Obviously the work of those dastardly MAGA voters. I mean, we all know they're everywhere in CA, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (tT6L1)

358 All Dems wishing to flee the USA after Trump's election can only leave the country if they take a Haitian with them.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (ogTiX)

If I get my way, any Dem fleeing the USA will have to be sponsored by a citizen of the New USA who will go in the same pit full of rape dogs along with him, if the guy reverts to his old ways and starts talking about welfare & public schools 'n' shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (0FoWg)

359
I seem to remember Cruz 'barely' squeaked by in Texas six years ago and the argument was he hardly spent any money.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (RKVpM)

360 It would be interesting to see if Tiffany Nix has any business interests in the community by which she is personally profiting from with an influx of illegals.
Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

Probably. The mayor of Springfield appears to be profiting.

Posted by: enough BS at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (2NXcZ)

361 What is the name of the primary employer in Springfield who is using this cheap labor?

Posted by: Has anyone bothered to find out? at September 25, 2024 02:03 PM (DobEs)

362 Counterpoint to Counterpoint to Counterpoint - Jane you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 02:03 PM (w8+8g)

363 Counterpoint to Counterpoint to Counterpoint - Jane you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 25, 2024 02:03 PM (w8+8g)

I say, LET 'em crash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (9gDA7)

364 313 That said, why is it always this way for the guy? Cornyn never has any trouble dispatching his opponent, but Cruz is a perennial horse race. Not really a Cruz fan anymore, but is he in that much trouble with the Bush machine in TX? I know that he is, but how is this even possible?

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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They rig the primaries so that one's choice Cornyn or a real piece of work. The come election time it's either Cornyn or a Commie.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (Y2CFz)

365 >>> 358 All Dems wishing to flee the USA after Trump's election can only leave the country if they take a Haitian with them.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (ogTiX)

If I get my way, any Dem fleeing the USA will have to be sponsored by a citizen of the New USA who will go in the same pit full of rape dogs along with him, if the guy reverts to his old ways and starts talking about welfare & public schools 'n' shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (0FoWg)

Forget Press Secretary, YD for head of the Border Patrol.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (FnneF)

366 “ The RNC has earned no benefit of the doubt. Ever.”

Don’t disagree at all. A big problem is that courts are reluctant to overturn votes already cast. Any argument starts with that judicial predilection. It’s even worse now that jurists have become extremely partisan to the point they are political operatives, not impartial courts. We should have had much more movement at the federal level on some of these election subversions, but that level of the bench are all cowards.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (SyCqh)

367 AZ = McCain, In NV the Dem's are attacking him on his disfiguration.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)
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Yep, the McCain machine hates anything remotely MAGA.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (tT6L1)

368 353 Near as I can tell, Cruz is a shit campaigner.
Like, the stereotypical GOPe that is stuck in 1993.
I think the lesson he learned from almost losing to Beto was, "hey, I guess I'll always win."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 25, 2024 02:01 PM (/lzai)

It's actually rare to find a politician who doesn't suck at campaigning to anyone who isn't already in the tank for them.

They preach to the choir. They go to easy lay-up events. They fundraise, fundraise, fundraise. It's the typical fat-jowelled cheap-suit GOP model. Focus on your clique and your clique alone, then pound the stuffing out of them for turnout and funding. Forget the magic 47%. They blow off probably north of 70% of the electorate. And then wonder why they struggle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 25, 2024 02:05 PM (VoAdT)

369 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 25, 2024 02:05 PM (9gDA7)

370 367 AZ = McCain, In NV the Dem's are attacking him on his disfiguration.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)
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Yep, the McCain machine hates anything remotely MAGA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 25, 2024 02:04 PM (tT6L1)

=======

The Democrat Party treats mental cases like Fetterman like normal candidates.

The Republican Party treats moderately conservative locals as freaks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at September 25, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

371 347 Google Fairhope, and you tell me how we are conducive for an influx of Haitians. We don’t have industry in Fairhope, where are they going to work?
Posted by: Piper at September 25, 2024 01:21 PM (p4NUW)

———

The Feds will rent all the vacant vacation rentals and put their illegal invaders there. Then they will give them debit cards reloaded monthly with money to pay for food. They probably already contacted your town council and bought them off.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 25, 2024 02:05 PM (NBIe0)

372 NOOD Diddy

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 25, 2024 02:06 PM (CIS44)

373 328 But Trump's an anti-Semite~~!!!!

@FoxNews 25m
Justice Department backs UN claim relief workers accused of aiding Hamas are immune https://trib.al/NtdHMUV
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 25, 2024 01:57 PM (IG4Id)

They aren't immune from Israeli kinetic activities.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2024 02:07 PM (N39Ws)

374 I think that of Nevada is voting against Brown because of his “disfigurement” they can all go fuck themselves. A man goes to war for his country, gets blown up a grievously injured while carrying out his duties, heal, comes back and wants to serve, again, and you…vote against him because of his looks? Die in a fire.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 25, 2024 02:07 PM (SyCqh)

375 The GOPe inArizona is still afflicted with McCainitis. They are sure they are God's gift to the Republican party and will go to their deaths believing that. Kari Lake is just icky to them

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 25, 2024 02:07 PM (BVwxa)

376 So we...the richest country on Earth...are importing a substantial portion of the poorest country on Earth.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: creeper at September 25, 2024 02:08 PM (M6moH)

377 Kari Lake just got too bitchy and just went too deep into the "I was robbed!!!". They have a Kari Lake ad up where she's saying she's actually the Governor. Just looks terrible.

Kamala is having the same problem, once the die is cast, very hard to break.

I can easily overlook all of it, but some voters really get hung up on likability.

Posted by: Blago at September 25, 2024 02:08 PM (wMRY8)

378 359
I seem to remember Cruz 'barely' squeaked by in Texas six years ago and the argument was he hardly spent any money.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 25, 2024 02:02 PM (RKVpM)

In the 2018 General election Cruz was up against Beto-Mania!!!

It didn't defeat Cruz but came uncomfortably close. Unfortunately most of all the Beto-Maniacs who turned out voted D all the way down. That's how Harris County (Houston) got stuck with the Teen Gauleiter, Lina Hidalgo, as County Judge (County CEO). Defeating a long-serving and effective Republican County Judge.

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 02:10 PM (aBgBM)

379 29 Any governor who isn't busing illegals out of their state is in on it. Posted by: Duke Lowell

Right there.
There is no way that it isn't far more cost efficient in the long run for a govenor to use his Nat Guard to bus these migrants to a far away blue sanctuary city. Ideally D.C., NYC, and Marthas Vineyard.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at September 25, 2024 02:11 PM (SAnV7)

380 I'm sure Cruz pulls it out, but it's clear he rubs people the wrong way and shouldnt be struggling in Texas.
Posted by: Blago

I've been on this blog for too many years....the first things that popped out at me was 'Cruz pulls it out' and "he rubs people the wrong way'. Oh boy.

Posted by: Cheri at September 25, 2024 02:13 PM (oiNtH)

381 By all means, arrest these candidates for office because they had the temerity to publicly state some facts. I'd suggest they go back and arrest/impeach Mayorkas.

I can't understand why the illegal aliens are allowed to continually subvert the law as they're doing. I have no issue with people entering my country by observing the legal protocol, this isn't the case here thus is unacceptable.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 25, 2024 02:24 PM (hKoQL)

382 It's like they're trying to provoke a strong "nativist" response that they can then use to hammer Trump.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at September 25, 2024 02:30 PM (muRIc)

383 Solution:
Send the Haitians the fuck back to fucking Haiti.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at September 25, 2024 03:02 PM (D2p+7)

384 And the temporary status will be extended, over and over, just like they do for people from Central America who were in an earthquake 20 years ago.

Posted by: PJU at September 25, 2024 03:13 PM (RRCAT)

385 Of course the Sylacauga politician made it about race.

This is ~30 miles down the road from me. A guy I know who lives there says it's bad.

Posted by: butch at September 25, 2024 03:53 PM (/eQgM)

386 nood - open thread

Posted by: Gref at September 25, 2024 04:25 PM (aBgBM)

387 They're eating animals because they PREFER freshly killed meat to supermarket plastic stuff, which they are not accustomed to.

Posted by: jillyjilly at September 25, 2024 04:50 PM (/4YL1)

388 Everyone went down the wrong way assuming that eating freshly killed meat was some kind of desperation. Americans always assume their lifestyle is what every newcomer wants - not necessarily. And that's the problem.

Killing pets to eat? The highlight of high living in Caribbean islands is when men go out at night to kill and eat wild Manicou, which looks like a less hairy cat or a big rat.

Posted by: jillyjilly at September 25, 2024 04:55 PM (/4YL1)

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