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Son of Second Trump Assassin Arrested on Child Exploitation Charges

Remember, he said he hated Trump "like every good person should."

No matter how vile, leftists assert, Without Evidence, that they're "the Good People." Even while collecting child p*rn. This is the central appeal of leftism: It tells the mentally ill that they're actually sane and that it's the world that has to derange itself to accommodate them, it tells criminals and perverts that they're virtuous, and it tells failures and idiots that they are actually secretly world-beaters who are just held down by "Society."

And of course it tells assassins that they're heroes.

It's a religion of endless cope for the horrid.


Oran Routh, the son of Ryan Wesley Routh--the man accused of a second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump--has been arrested on federal charges of child pornography. Authorities uncovered hundreds of files linked to "child exploitation" during a search of his Guilford County, North Carolina home over the weekend.

Key Details:

Oran Routh has been charged with two counts related to the receipt and possession of child pornography, following a federal investigation into his activities. The charges against Oran are unrelated to his father's alleged plot to kill Trump.

Investigators executed a search warrant on Routh's North Carolina home and reportedly found evidence on a device located in his primary bedroom. The evidence included hundreds of files linked to "child exploitation."

A criminal complaint details a July conversation in which Routh allegedly engaged with an online seller offering child pornography material. Federal prosecutors are expected to request his continued detention during his court appearance later today.

This pervert's father, meanwhile, will continue to be held before trial.

Ryan Wesley Routh, accused of attempting to assassinate former President Donald Trump, remains in custody following a ruling by a federal judge. Routh faces charges for illegally possessing a firearm with an obliterated serial number, while federal prosecutors prepare to seek a grand jury indictment on more serious charges, including attempted assassination.

The incident occurred on September 15th, 2024, when Secret Service agents spotted Routh with a rifle at Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach, where Trump was playing golf. Routh fled the scene after agents opened fire but was apprehended by law enforcement in a neighboring county.

As part of their case for Routh's continued detention, the Department of Justice released a letter written by Routh, where he admitted to the assassination attempt and offered $150,000 to anyone who could "finish the job." This release has drawn significant criticism from lawmakers, including Florida Rep. Michael Waltz, who questioned why such dangerous information was made public, warning it could inspire copycat attacks. Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene also condemned the DOJ, accusing it of essentially placing a bounty on Trump's head.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 1?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (v6JzV)

2 Top three-ish!

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (3qNLt)

3 First

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (YdxrQ)

4 Seems quite the family

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (QCiAZ)

5 Now, is he a pedo or was it planted?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (U7wke)

6 What a trashy family.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (YiKO5)

7 Otters culled.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

8 Typical

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (Q4IgG)

9 it's an op

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (NGHTx)

10 No matter how vile, leftists assert, Without Evidence, that they're "the Good People." Even while collecting child p*rn. This is the central appeal of leftism: It tells the mentally ill that they're actually sane and that it's the world that has to derange itself to accommodate them, it tells criminals and perverts that they're heroes, and it tells failures and idiots that they are actually secretly world-beaters who are just held down by "Society." It's a religion of endless cope for the horrid.

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"You are beautiful as you are. You don't have to change anything. You're a great person."
-even heard in freaking workout classes

Then why am I in a workout?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

11 I have to say, this really smells like a set-up. The same way the Vegas shooter's brother suddenly had piles of CP on his computer the government magically found right after they needed a way to shut him up.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (3qNLt)

12 Crap , anyway, Willowed from last thread on Epstein didn't commit suicide, Diddy didn't commit suicide, Oran Routh didn't commit suicide... to be continued

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (YdxrQ)

13

Assassin. Separate the syllables, Sounds like the RSVP to Pete and Chasten's wedding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (x0n13)

14 Remember, Donald Trumps only kink is banging hot adult women that he then marries.

This is why they hate him so.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (x0n13)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (IyPmt)

16 Bill Barr, former attorney general under Trump, went absolutely off on the DOJ, saying he's "dumbfounded" that Attorney General Merrick Garland's department released the letter, calling the decision "rash" and serving no purpose "other than to risk inciting further violence."
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When you've lost Bill Barr....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (b7IAq)

17 An assassin and a pedo go into a bar...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (2tn4k)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

20 Like all reasonable people, EMIRITE!???!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Trump stomping on Kamala's economic plan now as he is live in Georgia.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (YdxrQ)

22 16 When you've lost Bill Barr....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (b7IAq)


Colosotomy bagpipes .. .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (x0n13)

23 Bet daddy molested him.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (U8kCF)

24 Makes you wonder who abused him.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (pRpzT)

25 They caught this human fecal matter with "hundreds" of files including chats and solicitations. This is no accident. I highly suspect this pervert is a faggot and the content was of boys. How do I know? Two reasons: (1) my gut and (2) the news reports don't mention the sex of the kids in the content, which I always assume means it's same-sex perversion.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

26 osted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

Perhaps you should offer your services to the police or whatever part of the FBI still works against child pornographers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (dTTBf)

27 That's what you call a two-fer.

Good job calling attention to your pedo kid, Routh.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (Odg76)

28 19 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)


Andy Robinson and Ted Levine slink off to fame and fortune.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (x0n13)

29 have to say, this really smells like a set-up. The same way the Vegas shooter's brother suddenly had piles of CP on his computer the government magically found right after they needed a way to shut him up.


Ohhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (U8kCF)

30 Scratch a Leftist...find a ped0...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (7fElN)

31 the Department of Justice released a letter written by Routh, where he admitted to the assassination attempt and offered $150,000 to anyone who could "finish the job."



Its kind of like stimulus money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (9rySi)

32 Some common sense: Let's investigate Oran Routh's employment history, annual IRS & state tax submissions.

Somewhere there's a business, formal or not.




Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (NFX2v)

33 Every reasonable person and pedophile hates Trump - stuff Oran Routh thinks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (YdxrQ)

34 Did you see the would be assassin affixed the scope on the SKS rifle with electrical tape?

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (YuQUY)

35 Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

Yup

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (U8kCF)

36 I wouldn't be surprised if it's not an attempt to shut him up that daddy was employed by a Fed Agency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (dTTBf)

37 Obviously a Democrat.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (FfSAJ)

38 Ace - loving the yacht rock stuff in the sidebar! Pablo Cruise (didn't even have to click to know that was him!).

I offer you this other song from the guy who did "Escape (The Pina Colada Song"). It's a staple on SiriusXM channel 311 Yacht Rock Radio...

https://youtu.be/9WbQ5GCo6m0

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (RhGG0)

39 If he has a tiki torch in his yard, they'll say he's a right-winger.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (z+ik4)

40 Bill Barr? Well if he's upset about something I'll take it very, very seriously. I mean, he's a respected Beltway figure to the legal cult.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2024 01:29 PM (GcNJ2)

41 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

The saddest part of all is that, despite all this, he could have made something of himself. He could have used his father's connections to go/fight/die "heroically" in the defense of MIC annual bonuses... oh and democracy, of course.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:29 PM (U7wke)

42 I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx

Adam Schiff hides.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:29 PM (FfSAJ)

43
$150,000 bounty? They'll need that for bail.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2024 01:29 PM (+oR7L)

44 osted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

Perhaps you should offer your services to the police or whatever part of the FBI still works against child pornographers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (dTTBf)
______

I did. In law school and as a baby lawyer, I represented victims of domestic violence and child abuse as part of pro bono work with a legal clinic. I'm not joking when I say there's a very specific look to most of these scumbag fucks.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

45 Oran Routh has been charged with two counts related to the receipt and possession of child pornography, following a federal investigation into his activities. The charges against Oran are unrelated to his father's alleged plot to kill Trump.


I'mma say, no they're not. They're directly related. His father was involved, had government assistance and ties to the underground Democrat child sex trafficking scheme and was tasked with getting rid of Trump so there would be no chance of investigation after the election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Bill Barr is obviously not aware what time it is.

What part of having watched Merrick Garland as AG would lead you to believe he wouldn't release that letter that way?

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (YuQUY)

47 The kid had evidence about where dad's paychecks come from, so pull him in so he can't talk.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (9rySi)

48 Very reasonable Oran also said his daddy wasn't violent and didn't own a gun.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (paSBy)

49 5 Now, is he a pedo or was it planted?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
------------
Bummer we have to think things like this. But it was my 3rd thought. Because these sicko liars give us reason to question everything.

Posted by: scampydog at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (uJ65b)

50 I refuse to be willowed:

16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found.
/ meow meow meow meow
Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

...

We have to admire them for using every part of the cat.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (z/ifB)

51 The Left is just one big hive of ‘victims’.

Freaking Obama and his wife still play the race victim card even after being elected President twice. That’s beyond insanity.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (D6PGr)

52 Here's a picture of Oran.

He looks like a more pedo version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

http://tiny.cc/rmenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)

53 Do we know anything about the mother?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

54 "You are beautiful as you are. You don't have to change anything. You're a great person."
-even heard in freaking workout classes

Then why am I in a workout?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September

You are beautiful as you are - getting stronger doesn’t make you a better person, just a healthier one. Being overweight doesn’t make you a bad person, just a less healthy version of you. And you want to be healthy because you deserve it. Every workout, remember why you are there - you are worth it, the burn, the work, the sweat. You deserve to be the best you.

This doesn’t account toward pedos, though. They are awful, horrific, evil people.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (pRpzT)

55 Did you see the would be assassin affixed the scope on the SKS rifle with electrical tape?
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (YuQUY)



Shit. When accuracy counts, EVERYONE knows to use Gorilla Tape.

F*cking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

56 *Hands Routh a rifle and map to Trump's golf course* Thats a good son you got there. Be a shame if anyone found out about his "habit".

Posted by: FBI at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (dLTri)

57 Weird how pedos hate Trump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (tG1pe)

58 Leftism IS a mental disorder. If you don't get that now, you never will.

Those that don't get it are the left.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (JeYYB)

59 This stinks to high heaven. Routh has $80 in the bank, yet he travels the world. Somehow he buys a rifle despite his record. Somehow he makes repeated trips to Florida, living who knows where while there or how paying for it all...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (b7IAq)

60 54 You are beautiful as you are - getting stronger doesn’t make you a better person, just a healthier one. Being overweight doesn’t make you a bad person, just a less healthy version of you. And you want to be healthy because you deserve it. Every workout, remember why you are there - you are worth it, the burn, the work, the sweat. You deserve to be the best you.

This doesn’t account toward pedos, though. They are awful, horrific, evil people.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (pRpzT)

=======

The idea that there's no connection between beauty and health is what got us terms like "fat shaming".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

61 >>> Some common sense: Let's investigate Oran Routh's employment history, annual IRS & state tax submissions.

Yeah, we'll get right on that.

Posted by: One of the billions of newly christened IRS agents who endorsed Kamala at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (QAK8m)

62 53 Do we know anything about the mother?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)


I believe they prefer the term "birthing parent"

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (YuQUY)

63 So ... how long has the FBI been protecting the son from prosecution?

And when did they promise dad his son was on the "Hunter Biden" Plan if he pulled off the assassination?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (BWPTx)

64 it tells criminals and perverts that they're virtuous


'every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, saints...'

https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k?si=_LnPMakCZkmPVfGL

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (/Djer)

65 Is there a list of Democrats who are not pedo pervert weirdos?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (FfSAJ)

66 My Bee Headline

Black Man Claims He Is Victim Of Hate Crime After Being Elected President Instead of Being Anointed King.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (D6PGr)

67 It wasn’t widely reported at the time, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2024 01:33 PM (u73oe)

68
What part of having watched Merrick Garland as AG would lead you to believe he wouldn't release that letter that way?

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM


Isn't that 'moderate' Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland?

So bad that even the Turtle wanted no parts of him.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

69 This guy gives all of us a bad name

Posted by: Oran Juice at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (1FWWQ)

70 53 Do we know anything about the mother?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

How do we know there is a mother, and this isn't a "my two dads who raise gay sons" thing?

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (exHjb)

71 "Routh, you failed in your attempt. Now, we will have to arrest your son, as we threatened."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (9rySi)

72 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

Hey, hey, there now. Take it easy.
There is no evidence he drives a white panel van.
It could be three shades of primer grey.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (rA+T/)

73 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)


Andy Robinson and Ted Levine slink off to fame and fortune.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:26 PM (x0n13)
_______

True but in real life they weren't that creepy. They were made to look that way for the part. Levine was a good actor and had some "cool dude" roles too.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

74 Is there a list of Democrats who are not pedo pervert weirdos?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Say what you will about Jimmuh, but I don't think he was a perv.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

75 59 This stinks to high heaven. Routh has $80 in the bank, yet he travels the world. Somehow he buys a rifle despite his record. Somehow he makes repeated trips to Florida, living who knows where while there or how paying for it all...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (b7IAq)

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I read that he was living in Hawaii.

This also does not make sense.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (JeYYB)

76 68 Isn't that 'moderate' Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland?

So bad that even the Turtle wanted no parts of him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

=======

I still remember WaPo running a graph that outlined where Garland out be on a two-dimensional axis of progressive to conservative.

Garland would have been as far left, almost, as Sotomayor, the left most justice at the time.

And they were still running headlines saying that he was moderate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

77 Odd how super Christian David French supports the Democratic Party.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (FfSAJ)

78
Well, Harris/Walz will get the NAMBLA endorsement I'm sure.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (+oR7L)

79 Everybody on this thread - let's see your hard drives. Right now! Hop to it!

I'm sure you've got nothing to hide - right?

Posted by: Nikki Haley at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (ofUq/)

80 53 Do we know anything about the mother?
---
You shut up about my chest feeder!

Posted by: Oran Routh at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (paSBy)

81 I wouldn't be surprised if it's not an attempt to shut him up that daddy was employed by a Fed Agency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Well, somebody was funding good ol' Dad, weren't they?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

82 Say what you will about Jimmuh, but I don't think he was a perv.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

He had list in his heart.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (D6PGr)

83 36 I wouldn't be surprised if it's not an attempt to shut him up that daddy was employed by a Fed Agency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Sad how even Fen is so cynical about the feds now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (tG1pe)

84 75 I read that he was living in Hawaii.

This also does not make sense.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (JeYYB)

=======

Lots of poor people live in Hawaii.

They live in vans on the beach and vote Democrat because of racial justice, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

85 Lust = list

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (D6PGr)

86 Father was on the FBI's radar, which means they knew all about the son.

You can't hate our ruling class enough.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

87
Now I suppose Merrick Garland's sensible removal of firearms from Trump 'protection' squads will be criticized as political by the ultra far right as well.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 01:37 PM (j4U/Z)

88 Isn't that 'moderate' Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland?

So bad that even the Turtle wanted no parts of him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

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Holy shit bags, I forgot that idiot, political tool was considered. UUFFFFFFFFF

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:37 PM (JeYYB)

89 Yep. Two Good Democrat people.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 01:37 PM (pohLc)

90 81 I wouldn't be surprised if it's not an attempt to shut him up that daddy was employed by a Fed Agency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Well, somebody was funding good ol' Dad, weren't they?
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

I do expect this arrest was a set up to shut him up...but whether it's b/c they always knew it was there or b/c they planted it...well, flip a coin...I'm leaning former, but who knows?

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2024 01:37 PM (exHjb)

91 Lots of poor people live in Hawaii.

They live in vans on the beach and vote Democrat because of racial justice, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

I learned that watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There are a number of ‘homeless beaches’.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (D6PGr)

92 I'm sure you've got nothing to hide - right



I don't.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (U8kCF)

93 Oh man! My mom LOVED Pablo Cruise. "Worlds Away" is an awesome album!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (MIzYE)

94 59 This stinks to high heaven. Routh has $80 in the bank, yet he travels the world. Somehow he buys a rifle despite his record. Somehow he makes repeated trips to Florida, living who knows where while there or how paying for it all...
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Even my completely apolitical kid asked "how does he have Hawaii money?"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (tG1pe)

95 Doof,

When you said the other Rupert Holmes song, I was expecting Timothy.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (aSO/u)

96 Odd how super Christian David French supports the Democratic Party.
Posted by: Northernlurker ,

The conservative case for kiddie porn.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)

97 Posted by: Nikki Haley at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (ofUq/)
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This dude has child porn on his hard drive.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (paSBy)

98 Being overweight doesn’t make you a bad person

In most cases, this is probably wrong. Sloth and gluttony probably account for most cases. It doesn't make you Hitler (that's Trump's role), but it does possibly make you Herman Goering.

Posted by: But seriously, we should stop pretending being overweight is a value-neutral condition (and I say th at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (hj0yg)

99 Isn't that 'moderate' Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland?

So bad that even the Turtle wanted no parts of him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

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I still remember WaPo running a graph that outlined where Garland out be on a two-dimensional axis of progressive to conservative.

Garland would have been as far left, almost, as Sotomayor, the left most justice at the time.

And they were still running headlines saying that he was moderate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
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True but I always vomit at these "liberal-conservative" charts and graphs. It's not like the shithead at Liberal Defcon 5 is gonna vote any differently than the other shithead at Liberal Defcon 1. Once you're past a certain Defcon, you will always vote the way liberals want you to. And unfortunately, that Defcon is barely past center-left.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

100 91 I learned that watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There are a number of ‘homeless beaches’.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (D6PGr)

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Essentially, there's one road that connects the eastern and western parts of Maui.

Along that road are a series of small beaches with people living in vans. It's impossible to not see it going to the nice resort areas.

It's weird how the locals can go off on Oprah at the drop of a hat, but they keep voting Democrat every cycle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

101 I don't know what pedophiles look like overall, but I think Oran (with the long blonde hair) looks like he might want to transition to becoming "Ellen" and having a nutty father and going through the public school system probably encourages that sort of thing..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (dTTBf)

102 do expect this arrest was a set up to shut him up...but whether it's b/c they always knew it was there or b/c they planted it...well, flip a coin...I'm leaning former, but who knows?


I too am working on a "both are true" thesis. I also think they recruit weirdos with something they can use later. Compromised people.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (U8kCF)

103
I learned that watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There are a number of ‘homeless beaches’.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (D6PGr)

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White guys don't just hang out at the homeless beaches with those "Hawaiian National" flags.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (JeYYB)

104 Oran Routh

We hardly knew ye, but we knew ye as scum.

Oran? As in a foreign country?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (9Ya/8)

105 I don't doubt this guy could be guilty, but that's also the intelligence community's go-to for silencing people.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

106 99 True but I always vomit at these "liberal-conservative" charts and graphs. It's not like the shithead at Liberal Defcon 5 is gonna vote any differently than the other shithead at Liberal Defcon 1. Once you're past a certain Defcon, you will always vote the way liberals want you to. And unfortunately, that Defcon is barely past center-left.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

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*regards ACB*

I think you mean center-right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

107 Doof,

When you said the other Rupert Holmes song, I was expecting Timothy.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (aSO/u)


Fooled you, I have!

Posted by: Doof - Ancient Jedi Master at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (RhGG0)

108 The charges against Oran are unrelated to his father's alleged plot to kill Trump.

Not so sure about that. Ukraine and child sex trafficking go hand in hand. Just pure coincidence that Jr. popped into their radar. They knew more about this guy (dad), then we will ever know.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (sGu9u)

109 Lots of poor people live in Hawaii.
.......

In coconut trees.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

110 The point of arresting Routh's son is to remind Routh that he is not to talk to Florida investigators about his sources of funding, his contacts with the intelligence community, his curious immunity from prosecution (despite many felonies), or anything else that makes the Deep State look bad.

Squeal, and it will not go well for your son.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (uxCna)

111 do expect this arrest was a set up to shut him up...but whether it's b/c they always knew it was there or b/c they planted it...well, flip a coin...I'm leaning former, but who knows?

Likely he was about to prove his dad wouldn't actually have a gun or something like he'd said previously.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

112 Posted by: But seriously, we should stop pretending being overweight is a value-neutral condition (and I say th at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (hj0yg)

so, by your simple two value estimation, in the 70's people were super virtuous,. Good to know.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (D7oie)

113
"You are beautiful as you are. You don't have to change anything. You're a great person."
-even heard in freaking workout classes

Then why am I in a workout?


What kind of workout changes your face?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (63Dwl)

114 > Then why am I in a workout?

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, obviously if you're overweight, you're not as attractive as you could be. On the other hand, using self loathing to push yourself to working out and eating right isn't helpful. That feeling doesn't go away. If you eventually get fit, you're in for a massive disappointment when you still hate yourself and you were convinced being fit would fix everything.

Obviously you can go overboard and use fake self love as an excuse to never improve, but I think there's a middle ground here. Treat yourself with kindness while still focusing on improving.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

115 Pina coladas and long pig.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (aSO/u)

116 Who had pedo adjacent on the Ryan Routh bingo card?

...oh, wait, that was the free square. My bad.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

117 102 do expect this arrest was a set up to shut him up...but whether it's b/c they always knew it was there or b/c they planted it...well, flip a coin...I'm leaning former, but who knows?


I too am working on a "both are true" thesis. I also think they recruit weirdos with something they can use later. Compromised people.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (U8kCF)

Well, it's hard to get regular moral people to agree to horrible evil acts that then make you a pariah for life...you have to be willing to do anything for money, and usually not even much money, to be these people for the feds...

See Ray Epps...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (exHjb)

118 My conspiracy theory is that Zelinsky is involved in the 2nd assassination attempt and I will hang on to it until he denies it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (tG1pe)

119 Oran Routh and his dad may not have much money in the bank, but their prison wallets will be full.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

120 so, by your simple two value estimation, in the 70's people were super virtuous,. Good to know.


Everyone smoked

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (U8kCF)

121
Fooled you, I have!

Posted by: Doof - Ancient Jedi Master at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (RhGG0)



Shame on you!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Western shore of Oahu in 2010 once you got past Ewa was almost third world houses or people in tents on the beach.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (9Ya/8)

123 Oran routh? With extra pulp pleasthe

Posted by: Mike tyson at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (uBBbP)

124 111 do expect this arrest was a set up to shut him up...but whether it's b/c they always knew it was there or b/c they planted it...well, flip a coin...I'm leaning former, but who knows?

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We will never know.

I think planting child porn on a computer is the CIA's/FBI's favorite way to bring someone down—or at least the threat of it.

It seems as though recently someone spoke of being threatened with just that situation. Can any of you remember it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (JeYYB)

125 True but I always vomit at these "liberal-conservative" charts and graphs. It's not like the shithead at Liberal Defcon 5 is gonna vote any differently than the other shithead at Liberal Defcon 1. Once you're past a certain Defcon, you will always vote the way liberals want you to. And unfortunately, that Defcon is barely past center-left.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

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*regards ACB*

I think you mean center-right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)
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ACB voted correctly a number of times. So while she's a yuge disappointment -- which I predicted she would be -- she's not past the Event Horizon in terms of voting patterns. At least not yet. Someone like Garland most certainly is.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

126 My conspiracy theory is that Zelinsky is involved in the 2nd assassination attempt and I will hang on to it until he denies it.

They missed because Z-man insisted on pulling the trigger with his dick, to echo his famous comedy act.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (2ocoG)

127 114 I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, obviously if you're overweight, you're not as attractive as you could be. On the other hand, using self loathing to push yourself to working out and eating right isn't helpful. That feeling doesn't go away. If you eventually get fit, you're in for a massive disappointment when you still hate yourself and you were convinced being fit would fix everything.

Obviously you can go overboard and use fake self love as an excuse to never improve, but I think there's a middle ground here. Treat yourself with kindness while still focusing on improving.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

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There's space between, "You're worthless and hideous," and "You're perfect."

It could be along the lines of, "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

128
We'll see if Oran does the right thing and agrees to keep his mouth shut and suddenly the discovery of kiddy pron will be 'fruit from the poisoned tree' because the Judge forgot to initial the bottom of page 2 of the search warrant.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:44 PM (RKVpM)

129 125 ACB voted correctly a number of times. So while she's a yuge disappointment -- which I predicted she would be -- she's not past the Event Horizon in terms of voting patterns. At least not yet. Someone like Garland most certainly is.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

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True.

It does end up calling into question what a moderate does. Does a moderate side with big government all the time? That seemed to be WaPo's definition.

They should probably make that explicit.

Proposal: newspapers must include a glossary of terms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

130 There's space between, "You're worthless and hideous," and "You're perfect."

It could be along the lines of, "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

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Well said.

Never give up is my motto.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (JeYYB)

131 Doof, when I think of the song "Timothy" I think of the rather depressing song by Dada.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

132 Well, it's hard to get regular moral people to agree to horrible evil acts that then make you a pariah for life...you have to be willing to do anything for money, and usually not even much money, to be these people for the feds...

Right. They're already bad. What's a little more bad esp if they have a thing they're obsessed with. Predators typically target kids with absent dad's too. Feds and pervs look for vuneralibilities.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (U8kCF)

133 Is that Sondra Locke?

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (raPis)

134 I don't doubt this guy could be guilty, but that's also the intelligence community's go-to for silencing people.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

The brother of the Mandalay Bay shooter went on tv to protest that he was innocent. Then the next week is brought up on charges for having predator images on his computer. I'm not sold, but I'm not not sold.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (cf/0E)

135
Back 30 years ago I knew a guy who set up a small factory in Hawaii to make mattresses, went well until the first paychecks were issued and every body had enough to party at the beach and quit.

You didn't need much to live there, then.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (j4U/Z)

136 Everyone smoked
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (U8kCF)


No one ate HFCS unless they made candy or fondant frosting, and soy lecithin was a weird health thing. Also, not everyone smoked. Especially not 4th graders.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (D7oie)

137
Well said.

Never give up is my motto.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (JeYYB)



However, socking a regular will get you banned.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

138 "You are beautiful as you are. You don't have to change anything. You're a great person."
-even heard in freaking workout classes

Sounds like the leader really wants to be a therapist. Why not just say, "I'm here to get you to become more fit and to also lose weight if you want to. Plus, this is a mixed sex group ?)because "beautiful" sounds like a silly term to use with men.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (dTTBf)

139 The brother of the Mandalay Bay shooter went on tv to protest that he was innocent. Then the next week is brought up on charges for having predator images on his computer. I'm not sold, but I'm not not sold.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (cf/0E)

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That's it! That's the guy who was threatened.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (JeYYB)

140 Any chance Ryan Routh's son was hit with pedo charges because his dad failed?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (tT6L1)

141 Lots of poor people live in Hawaii.

They live in vans on the beach and vote Democrat because of racial justice, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

I learned that watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There are a number of ‘homeless beaches’.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (D6PGr)

While this is true, this guy had a house and a business.
(Well "business" I would bet.)

He wasn't camping out on the beach. (They don't usually have trailers.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 01:47 PM (N1DT3)

142 We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."

Heard that at mass.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:47 PM (U8kCF)

143 Along that road are a series of small beaches with people living in vans. It's impossible to not see it going to the nice resort areas.

It's weird how the locals can go off on Oprah at the drop of a hat, but they keep voting Democrat every cycle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
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We were shocked by that on our first trip. Maui's a beautiful and weird place. At least they can't blame the tourists for Lahaina like they do everything else. Even that won't wake them up.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (ggOdn)

144 140 Any chance Ryan Routh's son was hit with pedo charges because his dad failed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Or his dad sold him out trying to get his sentence reduced.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (pZEOD)

145 I'm gonna keep making this point:

https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k?si=_LnPMakCZkmPVfGL

and

https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k

These URLs go to the same place. The shorter one lacks the tracking tag. Tracking tags should be avoided.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (U7wke)

146 I’m surprised. I really am.

No not that he’s a child molestor. I’m surprised the feds went after him. Someone at the DOJ is getting fired over this.

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (lheRj)

147 120 so, by your simple two value estimation, in the 70's people were super virtuous,. Good to know.


Everyone smoked
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (U8kCF)

PFAS were used starting in the late 1970s...I expect this to be the asbestos of our time...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (exHjb)

148 It seems as though recently someone spoke of being threatened with just that situation. Can any of you remember it?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (JeYYB)


Paul Krugman made an odd disclosure about being hacked. He probably has changed his mind about fax machines, though.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (D7oie)

149 All this talk about sin and virtue reminds me of this line from the Simpsons, when Homer is trying to read the Bible:


"The Bible is really depressing. Everyone's a sinner. Except this one guy..."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

150 LMAO. Echoes of Rittenhouse.

Any rando leftist has a 33% or greater chance of being a pedo, domestic abuser, and/or other notorious felon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (5RL/J)

151 I question the timing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (Aqu9a)

152 More Ubislop news

These idiots can't seem to not cause PR disasters.

Remember that little game of theirs due out in November - Assassin's Creed: Shadows?

They have released a new collectible that includes Yasuke and their ninja secondary character. Yeah they made the female shinobi the secondary character to a black samurai. But let's press on. The shinobi is sitting atop a broken Torii gate.

Torii gates are found at temples. one of their functions is to act as a barrier to the outside world.

Well, this Torii gate is reminding too many Japanese of a certain famous one. The one that stands at the Sanno Shrine in Nagasaki is also broken because of the atomic bombing.

Way to go Ubislop, remind Japan of the atomic bombings.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (9Ya/8)

153
My conspiracy theory is that Zelinsky is involved in the 2nd assassination attempt and I will hang on to it until he denies it.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM


so...our tax dollars at work?

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (tljrc)

154
Any rando leftist has a 33% or greater chance of being a pedo, domestic abuser, and/or other notorious felon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (5RL/J)




Well, the Dems ARE the party of tolerance and inclusion......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

155 My wife loves going to Hawaii. I am kind of getting burnt out on the place. Some of the locals are downright nasty to tourists.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (NtVYv)

156 There's space between, "You're worthless and hideous," and "You're perfect."

It could be along the lines of, "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."


I agree. If the message is always, "you're perfect," that's too far in one extreme. One exception I can think of though, is if the instructor knows the class is full of people who really hate themselves. In that case, they might need some overzealous encouragement.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (Odg76)

157 I learned that watching Dog the Bounty Hunter. There are a number of ‘homeless beaches’.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (D6PGr)

You should have learned this watching Fletch (by inference from LA to Hawaii)

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)

158 There's space between, "You're worthless and hideous," and "You're perfect."

It could be along the lines of, "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

Fat people should feel bad that they are fat.

Mainly because being fat LITERALLY makes you feel bad. (Ask my mother who's stuggled with weight my whole life and now has pain struggling to move from the stress it put on her body. Literal structural stressse.)

That doesn't mean you are a bad person or have moral failings. But you ought to recognize that you aren't being a good steward of the body you were given.

And there's always the other side of people who are too obsessed with how they look. As TJM said, there should be a balance.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 01:51 PM (N1DT3)

159 >LMAO. Echoes of Rittenhouse.

Any rando leftist has a 33% or greater chance of being a pedo, domestic abuser, and/or other notorious felon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (5RL/J)

When you're three for three, you let it ride. Every gambler knows that!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 01:51 PM (cf/0E)

160 136 Everyone smoked
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:42 PM (U8kCF)

No one ate HFCS unless they made candy or fondant frosting, and soy lecithin was a weird health thing. Also, not everyone smoked. Especially not 4th graders.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:46 PM (D7oie)
Hah. I was in the 4th grade in the 50s and there were some classmates who smoked or chewed. But then I seem to recall them being fifteen.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2024 01:51 PM (LHPAg)

161 Paul Krugman made an odd disclosure about being hacked. He probably has changed his mind about fax machines, though.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:49 PM (D7oie)

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My spidey sense says he's guilty.

But it's a very easy accusation to make. A horrible one therefore one I'm sure our deepstate loves.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:52 PM (JeYYB)

162
Way to go Ubislop, remind Japan of the atomic bombings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM



You can't hate America unless you're reminded why you're suppose to hate America, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

163 162
Way to go Ubislop, remind Japan of the atomic bombings.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM


You can't hate America unless you're reminded why you're suppose to hate America, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

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It's okay to ghettoize Japanese culture because they're white adjacent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

164 We were shocked by that on our first trip. Maui's a beautiful and weird place. At least they can't blame the tourists for Lahaina like they do everything else. Even that won't wake them up.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (ggOdn)

It's important to remember that even in a massively liberal place like Hawaii, 35% of the people vote against the Democrats.

There's a lot of conservative people there. They just don't have power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (N1DT3)

165 It seems as though kids who are into kiddie porn were themselves abused.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (JeYYB)

166
It seems as though recently someone spoke of being threatened with just that situation. Can any of you remember it?

I think it was a she, they threatened to put porn on her computer or her husbands. IIRC, which is doubtful.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (RKVpM)

167 Now, is he a pedo or was it planted?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (U7wke)

Seems the charges stem from a sting that took place in July, so probably not planted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (iciH7)

168 Which syllable of Oran is to be emphasized?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (FfSAJ)

169 Never give up is my motto.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:45 PM (JeYYB)

and Never Surrender.

Posted by: Cdr Peter Q. Taggart at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (Aqu9a)

170 You should have learned this watching Fletch (by inference from LA to Hawaii)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)


I learned that it's ALL ball bearings these days!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (RhGG0)

171 It seems as though recently someone spoke of being threatened with just that situation. Can any of you remember it?

I think it was a she, they threatened to put porn on her computer or her husbands. IIRC, which is doubtful.

Posted by: Divide by Zero


Sheryl Atkisson?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)

172 I offer you this other song from the guy who did "Escape (The Pina Colada Song"). It's a staple on SiriusXM channel 311 Yacht Rock Radio...

https://youtu.be/9WbQ5GCo6m0

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (RhGG0)

This song was also featured in an episode of Married with Children as an ear worm that Al could not get out of his head or name the artist.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (8C1eU)

173 You hate Trump but love kiddie pron? Welcome aboard, son! Can you write a piece on reluctantly abandoning the Republican Party? It's kind of our brand.

Posted by: The Bulwark at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (NXYp1)

174 98 Being overweight doesn’t make you a bad person

In most cases, this is probably wrong. Sloth and gluttony probably account for most cases. It doesn't make you Hitler (that's Trump's role), but it does possibly make you Herman Goering.
Posted by: But seriously, we should stop pretending being overweight is a value-neutral condition (and I say th at September

Well this is a heck of a take! I assure you, 60 pounds and 3 years ago, I was a pretty decent person. I am still a decent person - I just have defined abs now, and that is not what makes me good.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (pZEOD)

175 No one ate HFCS unless they made candy or fondant frosting, and soy lecithin was a weird health thing. Also, not everyone smoked. Especially not 4th graders.

No child of the 70s could have watched TV all day if they wanted to. Soaps, game shows, and Watergate hearings. Sugar is addictive and difficult to eliminate. The FDA still recommends 7- ELEVEN servings of grains per day.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM (U8kCF)

176 Speaking of working out, yesterday was leg day.

I did two sets of 3 x 290lbs for squats.
Two sets of 10 x 205lbs for RDLs.
Three sets of 12 x 160 for hack squats.
And Three sets of 50 second planks.

It felt good.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (Odg76)

177 My wife loves going to Hawaii. I am kind of getting burnt out on the place. Some of the locals are downright nasty to tourists.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (NtVYv)
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It gets pretty ridiculous - but I will say every business we interacted with on Maui this past January was damn happy to see us and thanked us several times.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (ggOdn)

178 Yacht rock. Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash only has a 31 rating on the YR scale. WTH?

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (oaGWv)

179 No mention of this example age. Citing age has always been SOP for real reporters.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (wBaIH)

180 You done messed up, O-O-ran

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (Y1sOo)

181 The thing I find curious is that Routh said he tried to volunteer to fight in Ukraine and they told him he wouldn't cut it. So real assassin material? Maybe the whole reason for this is to get that offer letter out in public.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (MpVUb)

182 It felt good.
Posted by: bonhomme

Im absolutely wrecked from my workout yesterday, cant wait to get back today to get all the lactic acid flushed out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)

183 In most cases, this is probably wrong. Sloth and gluttony probably account for most cases. It doesn't make you Hitler (that's Trump's role), but it does possibly make you Herman Goering.
Posted by: But seriously, we should stop pretending being overweight is a value-neutral condition (and I say th at September

============


Thanks Dad

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (NtVYv)

184 It seems as though kids who are into kiddie porn were themselves abused.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (JeYYB)



"Um, what?!"

- - - - - Homo Mafia

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

185 "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=======
There's nothing here for me

Posted by: Barry from Chicago at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (BqVNE)

186 DOinJ

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (w9Wax)

187 No mention of this example age. Citing age has always been SOP for real reporters.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov


Why is that? If it's relevant to the story, sure. But they give the ages of people even when it's not relevant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

188 Yacht rock. Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash only has a 31 rating on the YR scale. WTH?
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (oaGWv)


Way too high. I'd give it a ZERO. That song is NOT Yacht Rock. It's geezer folk-rock.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (RhGG0)

189 Why is that? If it's relevant to the story, sure. But they give the ages of people even when it's not relevant.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's always relevant, that's why we always point out that we are 29.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

190 Maybe the son of the shooter refused to play ball, so he received a “gift” on his hard drive.

Posted by: Allen at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (d2p0K)

191 Heading out to walk my fucking 10k steps. Thank God for audible.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (U8kCF)

192 Why is that? If it's relevant to the story, sure. But they give the ages of people even when it's not relevant.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

It can help differentiate people with the same name. I thing that's why often use middle names for killers

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (NtVYv)

193 Heading out to walk my fucking 10k steps. Thank God for audible.
Posted by: dagny

OMAHA
-Peyton Manning

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)

194 >>> using self loathing to push yourself to working out and eating right isn't helpful. That feeling doesn't go away. If you eventually get fit, you're in for a massive disappointment when you still hate yourself and you were convinced being fit would fix everything

Same for people with lap band surgery, they have to undergo paych tests and counseling before the surgery. Because the self worth issues packed on along with the pounds don't magically go away when the weight goes away.

Funny how this psych eval and extensive counseling is not required and hand waved away for trans surgery candidates...

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (uB7hK)

195 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Mother SLAMS school staff for registering her 17-year-old daughter to vote and telling her that Black people will be “doomed” if Trump wins the election

https://tinyurl.com/mr22ukra

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (NpAcC)

196 Im absolutely wrecked from my workout yesterday, cant wait to get back today to get all the lactic acid flushed out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September

Lactic acid doesn’t have anything to do with muscle soreness, but the worst thing you can do is nothing. Don’t go as hard, stretch your muscles out and keep going.

Also epson salts are your friend.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (pZEOD)

197 184 It seems as though kids who are into kiddie porn were themselves abused.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (JeYYB)


"Um, what?!"

- - - - - Homo Mafia
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

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Rereading my comment makes me want to include: THAT'S NO EFFING EXCUSE. GET HELP. GET CASTRATED OR LIVE IN THE WOODS FAR FAR AWAY.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (JeYYB)

198 > Im absolutely wrecked from my workout yesterday, cant wait to get back today to get all the lactic acid flushed out.

Do you incorporate some movement after your workout? I like to walk about a half mile after my workout. I don't know if it does much, but I imagine it helps work out the lactic acid buildup.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (Odg76)

199 Thanks Peyton

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (U8kCF)

200 so apparently, due to news reports, the note Routh wrote promising a bounty was written between the time he took off from his hide under fire from the USSS, and the time the Sheriff department nabbed him on the interstate. In that time he apparently dropped a box off with an acquaintance, who took three days to open the box, read the letter, and give it to the FBI

How long do you think he had to write a letter and leave it with a friend?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (D7oie)

201 Yacht rock. Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash only has a 31 rating on the YR scale. WTH?

Those guys invented the term so they get to define it how they want. In particular, the song has to have strong R&B, funk, or jazz influences to count. CSN(Y) are extremely white 4-on-the-floor.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (2ocoG)

202 I would guess that ethnic Hawaiians vote Democrat in the 90% range.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (D6PGr)

203 >>Thank God for audible.

Omaha!!

Posted by: Peyton Manning at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (Y1sOo)

204 Yacht rock. Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash only has a 31 rating on the YR scale. WTH?
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (oaGWv)

Too on the nose. Super sailory talk.

"downhill run to papaeete"...It's like they're trying be JackStraw.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)

205 "We're all here to improve something about ourselves. For the next x amount of time, we're going to do that together. There's always somewhere we can improve."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

*stops humming Mac Davis' "Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (Aqu9a)

206 Too late

Posted by: Peyton Manning at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (Y1sOo)

207 Now it makes sense. He's offering $150k from the proceeds of his son's child porn stash (which he sells to the FBI).

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (uAczH)

208 "It's a religion of endless cope for the horrid."

I think you're really on to an important insight there, ace.

that has to be a huge motivating factor for their loyalty in the face of
any and all rationality.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (UWgy2)

209 Southern Cross is too melancholy for Yacht Rock. Remember Ace's Test - Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2024 02:01 PM (NXYp1)

210 >>>Also epson salts are your friend.

epsom salts are good. Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)

211 "downhill run to papaeete"...It's like they're trying be JackStraw.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)



Who was Papeete?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

212 Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (pRpzT)

Piper, I was telling Hubbymayhem about how encouraging you are to me. I truly appreciate that. I'm keeping up with my 30 minute walk every morning and follow it with 30 crunches and 30 push "ups" against a wall. Not seeing any improvement or weight loss but I managed to gain two pounds while doing the colonoscopy purge. I have no idea how that happens.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (4XwPj)

213 >>>Southern Cross is too melancholy for Yacht Rock. Remember Ace's Test - Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?

the Hoe Snow test.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)

214 209 Southern Cross is too melancholy for Yacht Rock. Remember Ace's Test - Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?
Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2024 02:01 PM (NXYp1)

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Yeah, but what do the women want to listen to?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (JeYYB)

215 So a guy tries to assassinate the president and two weeks later his son is arrested on a different charge?

Doesn't that strike anyone as...odd?

Not that I'm claiming he is not guilty but more they arrested the son now to get leverage on the father...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (oZhjI)

216 Who was Papeete?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)


Masterbaitin Pete's brother ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 02:03 PM (NtVYv)

217
I think it was a she, they threatened to put porn on her computer or her husbands. IIRC, which is doubtful.

Posted by: Divide by Zero


Sheryl Atkisson?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:54 PM


She had her computer 'compromised' but I don't think it was her. More recent, past year iirc.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:03 PM (RKVpM)

218 > Lactic acid doesn’t have anything to do with muscle soreness

This is mostly true. Lactic acid can cause discomfort during and after a workout for an hour or so. Delayed onset muscle soreness is mostly micro-tears in the muscle fibers. I still do some post workout movement to help get rid of lactic acid. Like I said earlier, I don't know if it does much, but I feel like it might.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:03 PM (Odg76)

219 Yeah, but what do the women want to listen to?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (JeYYB)


The Cure and Thrashpunk. Trust me, Panty. Droppers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:03 PM (D7oie)

220 Southern Cross is too melancholy for Yacht Rock. Remember Ace's Test - Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?
Posted by: Wally

Ok. Based on that stringent requirement, I guess it doesn't rate then.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 02:03 PM (oaGWv)

221 I don't trust the FBI.

This feels to me like they're warning him to keep his mouth shut about who hired him and where or they're going to throw his son in jail then pay somebody to kill him in jail.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (DFUYH)

222 Who was Papeete?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)


It's the capital of French Polynesia. On Tahiti.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)

223
Lactic acid doesn’t have anything to do with muscle soreness, but the worst thing you can do is nothing. Don’t go as hard, stretch your muscles out and keep going.

Also epson salts are your friend.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:58 PM (pZEOD)



So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)

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Odd, this is exactly my experience.

I do believe in the placebo effect so I'll try it again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (JeYYB)

225 223 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

"Yes."
-Howard Zinn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

226 Southern Cross is too melancholy for Yacht Rock. Remember Ace's Test - Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?
Posted by: Wally a

It doesnt have that coke hoe slap

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (CIS44)

227 epsom salts are good. Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)

Magnesium oil burns like hell... Can't tell if it worked or I was distracted by the burn

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (IyPmt)

228 So, they suppressed the manifesto of the genderfreak school shooter in Nashville because it was a danger to the public, but the six-figure bounty on Trump's head is definitely necessary for them to see.

Checks out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 02:05 PM (0FoWg)

229 Air Supply or Little River Band is yacht rock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 02:05 PM (4oXVn)

230 Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?

Then yacht rock doesn't exist. I don't do cocaine, I wouldn't do cocaine, and I'd prefer to shove my face in tits rather than an ass. There's not enough mood that can be set to accomplish this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:05 PM (U7wke)

231 BREAKING--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--NEW POLLING DATA--

Our lord and savior slay-brat kween kamala, has reached an all-time high against that, that,, evil orange bad hitler man!11! All hail kween kamala1!!!!11! Poll question;

Has our lord and savior slay-brat kween kamala, reached an all-time high against that, that,, evil orange bad hitler man!11!

Yes: 99999,3,09099 buhzilliontrillionbillionquadfrillion%

No: 0.000%

Posted by: SEriOus poLlinG grOuP InC! at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (5hfjS)

232 > epsom salts are good. Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.

I use a Theragun massage thumper thingy. Even after a good stretch, I can always find tight muscles with the massage gun. A minute or so on each tight spot and I can feel everything relaxing. I've also noticed there were some trouble spots like the insertion point just above my knee that no longer bother me.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (Odg76)

233 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (9Ya/8)

234 These URLs go to the same place. The shorter one lacks the tracking tag. Tracking tags should be avoided.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (U7wke)

Thank you for belaboring this! It is a pet peeve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (iciH7)

235 How, exactly are we losing to these shiftless idiots?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (Da7Vv)

236 Yeah, but what do the women want to listen to?

Balls slapping their ass?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (kDn72)

237 I managed to gain two pounds while doing the colonoscopy purge. I have no idea how that happens.

I have to assume it's a combination of drinking lots of water for the purge and water weighs 8 pounds per gallon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (U7wke)

238 Of course, Oren originally claimed his father, Ryan, had only a few minor encounters with law enforcement. And it turned out Ryan literally had numerous felony convictions including weapons charges. These perverts lie like all demonic perverts. Nothing surprising here.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (mQxC9)

239 'Religion of Cope' Well coined!

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 8% at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (wU1J3)

240 I use a Theragun massage thumper thingy. Even after a good stretch, I can always find tight muscles with the massage gun. A minute or so on each tight spot and I can feel everything relaxing. I've also noticed there were some trouble spots like the insertion point just above my knee that no longer bother me.
Posted by: bonhomme

I have the gun and use it sometimes, after some especially high volume tough ones I bust put the compex machine. thing works wonders.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (CIS44)

241 >>Magnesium oil burns like hell... Can't tell if it worked or I was distracted by the burn

That may have been acid you sprayed on yourself.

But seriously, I've never felt any burning. Maybe your brand has magnesium oil plus other stuff.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (KRtlO)

242 epsom salts are good. Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)




Seems dangerous, magnesium being a flammable metal and all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

243 231 Has our lord and savior slay-brat kween kamala, reached an all-time high against that, that,, evil orange bad hitler man!11!

Yes: 99999,3,09099 buhzilliontrillionbillionquadfrillion%

No: 0.000%

Posted by: SEriOus poLlinG grOuP InC! at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (5hfjS)

======

Heh.

Quinnipac, which had Biden+11 for its final 2020 poll (off by just 7 points from the "actual" "result"), just released a poll of Trump +1.

It does feel like people are realizing that Trump is going to win. Well, assuming Philly doesn't count 15 million votes that count for a couple of other states, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

244 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Mustard plaster.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (kDn72)

245 Yacht Rock staples --
Aforementioned Pina Colada Song
Steal Away - Robbie Dupree
Magnet and Steel - Walter Egan
Pretty much anything from Little River Band, Firefall, or Ambrosia - with some Atlanta Rhythm Section thrown in for extra funk.
Bonus points for anything with Michael McDonald singing backup vocals.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (RhGG0)

246 Use ice on the knee

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (MpVUb)

247
The idea that there's no connection between beauty and health is what got us terms like "fat shaming".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September

And where does fat shaming get you? It gets people afraid to go the gym so they get worse. Note I was very clear on the healthy part, being heavy is not healthy. But it doesn’t make you evil and put in the corner to be shunned forever more. Speak in terms of health and help people get healthy. It’s freaking hard. We shouldn’t make it more difficult. This is why ozempic is such a thing now and stand back for all the heart failure that is going to cause in a few years. It attacks muscle mass -

Anyway, I am going to be being positive and motivating. It’s good for business. 😊

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (pZEOD)

248 >>>I use a Theragun massage thumper thingy.

Guybrator

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (KRtlO)

249 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (9Ya/


Do you have a room temperature hacksaw?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (U7wke)

250 Yacht rock. Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash only has a 31 rating on the YR scale. WTH?
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 01:55 PM (oaGWv)

Way too high. I'd give it a ZERO. That song is NOT Yacht Rock. It's geezer folk-rock.
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 01:57 PM (RhGG0)
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I bet it's a tax write-off song. Stephen Stills, a dedicated life-long blue water sailor, wrote the song so he could depreciate his boat as a business expense.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (TdMTB)

251 235 How, exactly are we losing to these shiftless idiots?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (Da7Vv)

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We are not, rumor or internal polling shows Trump is gaining everywhere. I think I heard this from one of the guys who replaced Rush.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (JeYYB)

252 Religion of Cope?

"Make way for the High Copist!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (9Ya/8)

253 I'm sure you've got nothing to hide - right

I don't.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at September 24, 2024 01:38 PM (U8kCF)

Thank you! I'm so happy to have you on Team Haley!

Your computer will be reviewed and certified by your local FBI office.

Think of it as an EZ Pass for the Internet!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (8lolI)

254 I use a Theragun massage thumper thingy.

Me too. The fleet is only in town for like a week out of each year

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)

255
Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM


A little late in the season for Lyme disease but still possible. Warm to the touch? Have a temperature - track it several times? No to both answers not Lyme, probably.

Lay off the caffeine for a few days.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (RKVpM)

256 I just played Love Will Find a Way on Alexa Music and then it segued right into Peg by Steely Dan. Nice Yacht Rock algorithm right there.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (KRtlO)

257 Does Buffet count as yacht rock?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (v6JzV)

258
Guybrator
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:08 PM (KRtlO)




HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

259 But seriously, I've never felt any burning. Maybe your brand has magnesium oil plus other stuff.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:07 PM (KRtlO)


Just checked.. Straight magnesium oil.. It does say it can cause irritation

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)

260 You have to sift through quite a few stories to learn the old man is 58. Looks like a hard 58 to me.

Giving age helps you better understand the subject's context. Understanding the dad's age gives the context that at the very least the bastard is/was addicted to something and slept outdoors at some point.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (wBaIH)

261 These URLs go to the same place. The shorter one lacks the tracking tag. Tracking tags should be avoided.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (U7wke)

Thank you for belaboring this! It is a pet peeve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (iciH7)

---------------------------------------


What's next Ovaltine decoder rings to post a link ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (NtVYv)

262 If you are cramping, you need electrolytes and the best way to get them is pure coconut water. Also potassium. But bananas are gross unless you hide them in kale smoothies. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (pZEOD)

263 I think the electric piano is really central to the Yacht Rock vibe.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (KRtlO)

264 251 We are not, rumor or internal polling shows Trump is gaining everywhere. I think I heard this from one of the guys who replaced Rush.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (JeYYB)

=====

Some Dem flake said that Kamala's internals are close to Trump's internals, not public polling.

So, I dunno.

But it really does feel like Trump is on the glide path to winning...assuming Detroit doesn't say there are 50,000 ballots in a box with only 10 in a precinct with only 600 people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

265 Al Gore: "I want to point out that Kamala Harris grew up in a middle class family"

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

266 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma a

Ice it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (oaGWv)

267
Can we just assume, you know, take it as a QED kind of thing that-

all Democrats are skeevy, child-molesting, CHUDs, holding a soul like raw sewage beneath their withered and/or tattooed skins?

And that the louder and more vocal they are the worse they are?

I suppose that means that one day Charles Schumer will simply trip, fall, and burst open, splattering his inner core of dog vomit and leeches everywhere for all to see.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (eDfFs)

268 And when the ice takes down the swelling a bit, light walking.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (MpVUb)

269 Or his dad sold him out trying to get his sentence reduced.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:48 PM (pZEOD)
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It's an op all the way down.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (tT6L1)

270 221 I don't trust the FBI.

This feels to me like they're warning him to keep his mouth shut about who hired him and where or they're going to throw his son in jail then pay somebody to kill him in jail.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 24, 2024 02:04 PM (DFUYH)



NO WAAAY!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (uBBbP)

271 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (9Ya/


Castor Oil Lately I've been trying it on everything, and it really does work on inflammation. soak flannel or pure cotton with some oil, wrap thee knee and let sit for 30 minutes or so (or sleep in it). Let me know how it goes!!

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (lCppi)

272 Lay off the caffeine for a few days.

Get thee behind me, Satan.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (U7wke)

273 it's an op
Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (NGHTx)
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We'll never know.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (TaNXl)

274 I just played Love Will Find a Way on Alexa Music and then it segued right into Peg by Steely Dan. Nice Yacht Rock algorithm right there.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (KRtlO)


And who sings backup vocals on Peg? Michael McDonald. Boom.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)

275 19 Oran Routh looks exactly like I expected he would: pervy, white-panel-van-driving, creepy, faggoty, scumbag, leftwing, cocksucking shit-eater.

I've convinced I can identify a pedo pervert merely by looking at them. Tim Walz? Creepy pedo pervert.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

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100% agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (JeYYB)

276 But bananas are gross unless you hide them in kale smoothies. 🤣
Posted by: Piper


I'd have to hide the kale in a banana smoothie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

277 Also potassium. But bananas are gross unless you hide them in kale smoothies. 🤣
Posted by: Piper a

I prefer the Burgandy method

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBvE1OZeh68

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (CIS44)

278 I use a Theragun massage thumper thingy.

Me too. The fleet is only in town for like a week out of each year
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)


I use it on on my balls !

Posted by: Adam Shittf at September 24, 2024 02:11 PM (NtVYv)

279 266 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma a

Ice it.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (oaGWv)


Ohhhhh walk it off.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (uBBbP)

280 >>>And who sings backup vocals on Peg? Michael McDonald. Boom.

yup

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (KRtlO)

281 I just played Love Will Find a Way on Alexa Music and then it segued right into Peg by Steely Dan. Nice Yacht Rock algorithm right there.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (KRtlO)



Ask her to play The Beauty Of Internal Darkness by 400 Blows and see what it segues to. That should be interesting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene also condemned the DOJ, accusing it of essentially placing a bounty on Trump's head.

I would like to see MTG walk over to Mike Johnson and punch him in the face. See his glasses shatter from is smug face.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (/U5Yz)

283 Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:06 PM (9Ya/


Heat and cold, gentle movement to keep it limber, NSAIDs. Maybe consider getting a wrap for it to keep it compressed. If it persists, try glucosamine, boron, and DMSO. Dad did all of those, but he busted his knee and wound up grinding bone on bone, I hope that is not your situation.

Maybe give up kick boxing. I know you find great satisfaction in those illegal betting fights, but perhaps scaling back to something less impactful.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)

284 Does Grand Funk's "I'm Your Captain" qualify as yacht rock?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (tT6L1)

285 Consumer Confidence Unexpectedly Plummets, Worst Decline in Three Years

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (RHGPo)

286 I think the electric piano is really central to the Yacht Rock vibe.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:10 PM (KRtlO)


An above average bass groove too

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:12 PM (RhGG0)

287 Consumer Confidence Unexpectedly Plummets, Worst Decline in Three Years

Is that another way to say people can't afford groceries anymore?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 02:13 PM (oZhjI)

288 223 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

Not sure about EVERYTHING, but lactic acid build up is a myth.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:13 PM (pZEOD)

289 > If you are cramping, you need electrolytes and the best way to get them is pure coconut water. Also potassium. But bananas are gross unless you hide them in kale smoothies.

If your muscles are cramping hard and you really need it to go away NOW, drink pickle brine. It's even better than coconut water.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (Odg76)

290 Anna Puma,

Most often if it's some kind of inflammation an ice pack and taking an NSAID like Aleve would be recommended but you know, see your doctor. He certainly has better advice and meds.

Not a physician and free advice is worth exactly what you paid for it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (eDfFs)

291 BabylonBee: Justice Department Assures Americans Diddy Is Securely Locked Away In Epstein's Old Cell

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (RHGPo)

292 266 Dare I ask Horde for medical advice?

Swollen and sore knee, how to treat.

Without the dirt or the hot iron.
Posted by: Anna Puma

RICE:
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (w9Wax)

293 And who sings backup vocals on Peg? Michael McDonald. Boom.

To be fair, McDonald sang backup on seemingly thousands of songs between roughly 1974 and 1984 and they're not all Yacht Rock.

And he co-wrote Van Halen's "I'll Wait", the best song off the "1984" album.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG)

294 Building muscle

Rehydrating the body following the purge

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (NFX2v)

295 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

Not sure about EVERYTHING, but lactic acid build up is a myth.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:13 PM (pZEOD)
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Meanwhile, Brawndo with Electrolytes was straight up truth.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (tT6L1)

296 Oh, you have a sore knee? Drop your shorts and let me check your prostate.

Posted by: Bo Schembechler's team doctor at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (Y1sOo)

297 >>>Most often if it's some kind of inflammation an ice pack and taking an NSAID like Aleve would be recommended but you know, see your doctor. He certainly has better advice and meds.

i know people who say don't take anti-inflammatories because you want the inflammation for muscle growth. I have no idea if that is bonkers or true Bro Science.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

298 Does Buffet count as yacht rock?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:09 PM (v6JzV)


No, he mostly does investments.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

299 And he co-wrote Van Halen's "I'll Wait", the best song off the "1984" album.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG)


Top Jimmy. On this I will fight to the death.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (RhGG0)

300 Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin refuses to endorse Kamala Harris over vow to blow up the filibuster: 'Shame on her'

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (RHGPo)

301 >>And he co-wrote Van Halen's "I'll Wait", the best song off the "1984" album.

that's a neat fact. He had to sue them to get the credit.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (KRtlO)

302 Does Grand Funk's "I'm Your Captain" qualify as yacht rock?

On-the-nose nautical lyrics are usually, but not always, disqualifying. YR is a groove, not a literal thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

303 Reason that Hawaiians vote Dem is all that military manna they get.

It's income redistribution from mainland taxpayers.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (wBaIH)

304 My 2028 campaign slogan: 'gp can promise you this: gp will be making NO promises!'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (wU1J3)

305 Looks like Kamala Border Tsar is going to the border on Friday

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

306 Manchin is refusing to endorse Kamala because he knows he needs to be able to walk among his former constituents without getting Harry Reided.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

307 296 Oh, you have a sore knee? Drop your shorts and let me check your prostate.
Posted by: Bo Schembechler's team doctor at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (Y1sOo)

Hey doc watcha doing down there?

Lol..kid. Gotta check for that pulled groin!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (uBBbP)

308 Looks like Kamala Border Tsar is going to the border on Friday
Posted by: It's me donna

I thought she was never the border czar

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44)

309 >>> Just checked.. Straight magnesium oil.. It does say it can cause irritation

oh, I did not know that. Well, I don't think it has a major positive effect anyway, and maybe doesn't even have a minor effect.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (KRtlO)

310 Is Christopher Cross music considered "yacht rock"?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)

311 Is Christopher Cross music considered "yacht rock"?
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Most definitely

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (CIS44)

312 There are some really good yacht rock bands out there. Among the better ones, the awesomely named - Yachtley Crew

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (RhGG0)

313 310 Is Christopher Cross music considered "yacht rock"?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)

Must be...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (IyPmt)

314 305 Looks like Kamala Border Tsar is going to the border on Friday

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM

Canada?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (+oR7L)

315 Based on new polling, Jon Tester (D-MT) is way under water and is drowning. Someone throw him an anchor please.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (/U5Yz)

316 >>>284 Does Grand Funk's "I'm Your Captain" qualify as yacht rock?

I don't think so. I think it has to be bouncy. It needs that Hoe Snow snap.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

317 I was going to insult Madammayem about Christopher Cross then remembered her mastery of invective and decided against it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

318 223 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at
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I've got some bad news about the Tooth Fairy...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (7fElN)

319 @233 Anna Puna, medicinal leeches

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (YdxrQ)

320 Translation: he knows too much about the OP and was ready to squeal. They planted pron on his computer and wisked him away. He will likely die in prison before he can be charged.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (Hucnr)

321 I like the factoid that Chevy Chase played drums for a band Becker and Fagen had before Steely Dan.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (ggOdn)

322 Oil is great for stiff achy joints.

Posted by: The Tin Man at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (Aqu9a)

323 315 Based on new polling, Jon Tester (D-MT) is way under water and is drowning. Someone throw him an anchor please.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (/U5Yz)

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He's gone.

Manchin's getting replaced with an R.

Brown in OH is most likely gone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

324 The A's have released the most on the nose hat ever.

https://tinyurl.com/p88yc2ep

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (CIS44)

325 > i know people who say don't take anti-inflammatories because you want the inflammation for muscle growth. I have no idea if that is bonkers or true Bro Science.

Dr Mike Israetel here says studies confirm this. He's a PhD in Sport Physiology.

https://youtu.be/WWVZINXbsEI?t=28

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)

326
>>>>"Oran Routh has been charged with two counts related to the receipt and possession of child pornography, following a federal investigation into his activities."

Which proves the Feds have been involved with these people for a long time.

Posted by: Soothie at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (kTpjt)

327
If I drop a magnesium tablet into cold water it does nothing. If I drop it in hot water it bubbles away in seconds.

Follow me for more useless information.

/ though maybe applying magnesium to warm skin after exercising causes some irritation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (RKVpM)

328 Anna,

Is it red or warm? Have you ever had gout? If it's suddenly sore and swollen without antecedent trauma, there could be something else going on.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (W2Pud)

329 74 hours without a cig. My sense of smell has returned, and everything stinks like cigs.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (wU1J3)

330 Is Christopher Cross music considered "yacht rock"?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:17 PM (4XwPj)


Many would say his song "Sailing" inspired the term. The style used to be called "soft rock" but it kinda went dormant for a while. When it resurged, it was considered to be the style of music preferred by middle aged white guys on their boats. Hence the name Yacht Rock.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (RhGG0)

331 @233 Anna Puna, A shaman with a bitching set of healing crystals.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (/U5Yz)

332 305 Looks like Kamala Border Tsar is going to the border on Friday

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM

Canada?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2024 02:18 PM (+oR7L)
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She's visiting her hometown. Montreal.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 02:20 PM (TdMTB)

333 Which proves the Feds have been involved with these people for a long time.
Posted by: Soothie at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (kTpjt)

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It does kind of make you think that's how it went down.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (JeYYB)

334 223 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

No. All is well. Just follow our recommended dietary guidelines and Food Pyramid chart.

Posted by: USDA at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (Aqu9a)

335 184 It seems as though kids who are into kiddie porn were themselves abused.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:53 PM (JeYYB)


"Um, what?!"

- - - - - Homo Mafia
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

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Rereading my comment makes me want to include: THAT'S NO EFFING EXCUSE. GET HELP. GET CASTRATED OR LIVE IN THE WOODS FAR FAR AWAY.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:59 PM (JeYYB)

Concur entirely x 1000.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (lCppi)

336 can the 20% on my computer hold out for another 90 min?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)

337
Looks like Kamala Border Tsar is going to the border on Friday

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 02:16 PM


Atlantic or Pacific?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (RKVpM)

338 Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)

Bananas and Gatorade (or similar), water and salty snacks. You need electrolytes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (5RL/J)

339 Nurse

I banged the knee and it took about eight hours to inflame. The swelling has gone down but still got some redness/warmth with ache when I walk.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (9Ya/8)

340 Is Christopher Cross music considered "yacht rock"?

Yes. All of his records most definitely have the "hoe-slap" bounce (and Michael McDonald on the background vocals).

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

341 I thought RICE was also debunked for injuries.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (JeYYB)

342 No. All is well. Just follow our recommended dietary guidelines and Food Pyramid chart.
Posted by: USDA

11 servings of grain a day is definitely good for you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (CIS44)

343
btw, you know who has the largest collection of child pron in the world? The Feds.

And they use it as a reward, an entrapment, or a plant as punishment.

Posted by: Soothie at September 24, 2024 02:22 PM (V5DXF)

344 The A's have released the most on the nose hat ever.

https://tinyurl.com/p88yc2ep
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (CIS44)
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Buy it now before Fisher finds out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (TdMTB)

345 I think that it is a contest between Routh's deranged family and the Gray family for who is the most f'd up. Marcee Gray was just arrested again for tying her elderly mother to a chair for almost 24 hours because she was mad at her for some reason.

Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

346 The A's have released the most on the nose hat ever.

https://tinyurl.com/p88yc2ep
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (CIS44)



This should be sold in tandem with the UNT Coffee Cup sold on campus at the Student Union at one point.


https://is.gd/vlwatg


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

347 There seem to be a growing number of demonically-damaged people in the US. I wonder if we just see them more now or if their numbers are actually increasing.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (lCppi)

348 They live in vans on the beach and vote Democrat because of racial justice, though.

I understand Routh was living in an $800,000 condo in Hawaii.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (Da7Vv)

349 318 223 So, you're saying everything I've been told since childhood is a lie?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at
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I've got some bad news about the Tooth Fairy...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 02:19 PM (7fElN)

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I've got some bad news about the Bush family.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (JeYYB)

350 This is mostly true. Lactic acid can cause discomfort during and after a workout for an hour or so. Delayed onset muscle soreness is mostly micro-tears in the muscle fibers. I still do some post workout movement to help get rid of lactic acid. Like I said earlier, I don't know if it does much, but I feel like it might.
Posted by: bonhomme at September

That isn’t lactic acid or lactate. That initial pain is from byproducts of reactions in your cells, which attract water. This results in pressure inside and between muscles. This, along with the muscle movement, stimulates nerve endings and voila, discomfort. It’s also why you get a little swollen after an intense workout and maybe even gain a pound or 2.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (pZEOD)

351 Have you ever had gout?

I have an odd form of it. Ice is the worst thing that can be done for it. Heat hurts it more but clears it up quickly.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (w8+8g)

352 Yes. All of his records most definitely have the "hoe-slap" bounce (and Michael McDonald on the background vocals).
Posted by: Ian S.

And Dudley Moore on the piano for Arthur's Theme.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (4XwPj)

353 When it resurged, it was considered to be the style of music preferred by middle aged white guys on their boats.

Studies show that people tend to like the music of their later teenage/early adult years for the rest of their life. Eventually gansta rap will be yacht rock.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (U7wke)

354 can the 20% on my computer hold out for another 90 min?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)




If you stop watching porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

355 19 year old shooter in Herriman, UT. Local news is calling him a teenager and says this is possibly gang related. They're not telling you he's a 19 year old Venezuelan gang member. Oh, and they booked him as "White" to help skew crime stats.

http://tiny.cc/yqenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (Odg76)

356 can the 20% on my computer hold out for another 90 min?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)



If you stop watching porn.
Posted by: Sponge - F

That's blocked here, and I thought we still lived in America.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (CIS44)

357 Boy, I'm glad I don't work out. Sounds dangerous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

358 357 Boy, I'm glad I don't work out. Sounds dangerous.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

=====

It'll all be good when you find the Holy Grail.

Just, choose wisely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

359 Jury Clears Most Defendants In 'Trump Train' Case

A federal jury in Texas on Sept. 23 rejected voter intimidation allegations against nearly all of the President Donald Trump supporters who surrounded a Biden–Harris campaign bus on a highway days before the 2020 election

jurors cleared five of the six defendants.

The jury found Texas man Eliazar Cisneros responsible after his car brushed against another vehicle as the caravan of vehicles, dubbed the “Trump Train,” traveled down Interstate 35 from San Antonio to Austin on Oct. 30, 2020.

Cisneros was ordered to pay the bus driver $10,000 in damages and an additional $30,000 in punitive damages.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

360 Anna,

Ice is your friend then. You can take some tylenol and ibuprofen together (unless you have contra-indications) for a couple days. Pain is usually worse two days after the initial injury, and then tends to get better. If it doesn't, or pain worsens consider going in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 02:26 PM (W2Pud)

361 How old is Oran? He could be anywhere from 20 to 40.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 02:26 PM (FfSAJ)

362 >Is this music you'd play on your boat to set the mood for doing cocaine off a woman's ass?

>Then yacht rock doesn't exist. I don't do cocaine, I wouldn't do cocaine, and I'd prefer to shove my face in tits rather than an ass. There's not enough mood that can be set to accomplish this.

I don't think you're getting the message here, so hear me out, OK.

The woman has an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland. I mean, does that connect? Are we simpatico amigo?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 02:26 PM (cf/0E)

363 Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)
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That only works if Halle Berry rubs it in. It's a pretty specific thing.

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at September 24, 2024 02:27 PM (TdMTB)

364 9 year old shooter in Herriman, UT. Local news is calling him a teenager and says this is possibly gang related. They're not telling you he's a 19 year old Venezuelan gang member. Oh, and they booked him as "White" to help skew crime stats.

http://tiny.cc/yqenzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:24 PM (Odg76)


Diversity... strength... la la la la.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:27 PM (U7wke)

365 We will never know.

I think planting child porn on a computer is the CIA's/FBI's favorite way to bring someone down—or at least the threat of it.

.
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Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:43 PM (JeYYB)

Well, the FBI does have the largest stash of child pron. They figure they might as well get some use for it.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2024 02:27 PM (WuJwx)

366 Failed Trump Assassin Had A List Of Everywhere Trump Would Be August To October

“The DOJ and FBI have a Conflict of Interest since they have been obsessed with ‘Getting Trump’ for so long,”

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

367 > That isn’t lactic acid or lactate. That initial pain is from byproducts of reactions in your cells, which attract water. This results in pressure inside and between muscles. This, along with the muscle movement, stimulates nerve endings and voila, discomfort. It’s also why you get a little swollen after an intense workout and maybe even gain a pound or 2.

Pain perceived during exercise is considered to result from a combination of factors including acids, ions, proteins, and hormones. Although it is commonly believed that lactic acid is responsible for this pain, evidence suggests that it is not the only factor. However, no single factor has ever been identified.

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7830383/

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:28 PM (Odg76)

368 212 Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (pRpzT)

Piper, I was telling Hubbymayhem about how encouraging you are to me. I truly appreciate that. I'm keeping up with my 30 minute walk every morning and follow it with 30 crunches and 30 push "ups" against a wall. Not seeing any improvement or weight loss but I managed to gain two pounds while doing the colonoscopy purge. I have no idea how that happens.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

Oh! I love the wall push ups. Make sure your elbows are at a 45 degree angle and don’t extend all the way out. Think elbows to the back corners. Also, if you put your hand directly under your shoulders, you will hit your triceps. Your range may not be as big, but that is okay! It will come in time.

Also, the colonoscopy is because you dehydrated and then rehydrated so your cells soaked up water. Don’t forget, based on hydration, your weight will fluctuate up to 5 pounds a day. It doesn’t count as real weight unless it sticks without moving off for 3-5 days.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:28 PM (pZEOD)

369 347 There seem to be a growing number of demonically-damaged people in the US. I wonder if we just see them more now or if their numbers are actually increasing.
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (lCppi)

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The American family has been trashed. Divorce, acceptance of gay marriage (two mommies, two daddies), and kids home alone a lot because both parents work. Not good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:28 PM (JeYYB)

370 > The woman has an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:29 PM (Odg76)

371 Magnesium oil sprayed right on the muscle and then rubbed in supposedly helps them relax and reduces cramping. I've tried that. I'm not sure if it works but I didn't stick with it.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:02 PM (KRtlO)
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That only works if Halle Berry rubs it in. It's a pretty specific thing.
Posted by: Hugh Jackman at September 24, 2024 02:27 PM (TdMTB)

I've found CBD cream somewhat helpful
But I've found time more helpful.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 02:29 PM (FfSAJ)

372 >>>329 74 hours without a cig. My sense of smell has returned, and everything stinks like cigs.

very good. I think after 72 hours your physical addiction is mostly gone and what remains is only habitual craving. Stay strong, think about the positive benefits of not smoking, like not having to excuse yourself from the table when dining out every half hour to suck down a dart.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:29 PM (KRtlO)

373 kids home alone a lot because both parents work. Not good.
Posted by: Seems Legit

I was a latch key kid, I turned out OK.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44)

374 The woman has an ass like a young Keifer Sutherland. I mean, does that connect? Are we simpatico amigo?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 02:26 PM (cf/0E)


I assume that's from a movie but I can't place it. Personally, I'd prefer an ass like a young Paulina Porizkova.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:30 PM (U7wke)

375 Most often if it's some kind of inflammation an ice pack and taking an NSAID like Aleve would be recommended but you know, see your doctor. He certainly has better advice and meds.

i know people who say don't take anti-inflammatories because you want the inflammation for muscle growth. I have no idea if that is bonkers or true Bro Science.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)


Well, a sore knee is probably strain or trauma or arthritis, something like that. A different dealio.

You're not going to power build a joint by letting it remain inflamed. The quicker you get rid of the inflammation the better off you'll be.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 24, 2024 02:30 PM (eDfFs)

376 There seem to be a growing number of demonically-damaged people in the US. I wonder if we just see them more now or if their numbers are actually increasing.
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (lCppi)
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I think it's a given DC has been overrun by demons. I also think demons no longer feel the need to hide their actions any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

377 I've found CBD cream somewhat helpful
Posted by: Northernlurker

No carrots in that, I bet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

378 Scratch the Ringers Lactate with D5W. Ixnay, even.

Posted by: Paramedic Roy DeSoto, LA County Squad 51 at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (Aqu9a)

379 5 Now, is he a pedo or was it planted?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Yes

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (Mr3X0)

380 >>> 376 There seem to be a growing number of demonically-damaged people in the US. I wonder if we just see them more now or if their numbers are actually increasing.
Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2024 02:23 PM (lCppi)
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I think it's a given DC has been overrun by demons. I also think demons no longer feel the need to hide their actions any more.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (FnneF)

381 A little something to brighten your day:

Here's a smiley baby getting a little bit of a spa treatment experience.

http://tiny.cc/drenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (Odg76)

382
I assume that's from a movie but I can't place it. Personally, I'd prefer an ass like a young Paulina Porizkova.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:30 PM


Is she still married to the ugliest musician ever? Though I will say he gave ugly guys everywhere a false sense of hope.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (RKVpM)

383 Im absolutely wrecked from my workout yesterday, cant wait to get back today to get all the lactic acid flushed out.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)


Might I interest you in a little creatine?
Seems to be what it does.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (FCbAQ)

384 12 Crap , anyway, Willowed from last thread on Epstein didn't commit suicide, Diddy didn't commit suicide, Oran Routh didn't commit suicide... to be continued
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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and we used to laugh about Putin's enemies falling out of windows

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (Mr3X0)

385 I was a latch key kid, I turned out OK.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44)

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Hoo boy, are you saying that kids should be home alone a lot? Or are you making a joke about Bruce Wayne? Because the Bruce Wayne bit is funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (JeYYB)

386 Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Seriously. SMOD needs to stop commenting here and get his act together.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)

387 I have MS and have frequent severe muscle cramps. I haven't found that magnesium oil helps at all. However, magnesium citrate supplements were life changing.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (4bYN+)

388 Is she still married to the ugliest musician ever? Though I will say he gave ugly guys everywhere a false sense of hope.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (RKVpM)

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No, he died and he didn't leave her a penny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (JeYYB)

389 >I assume that's from a movie but I can't place it.

It's the deepest darkest lore of AoSHQ. Gandalf has been there but will not speak of it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (cf/0E)

390 Is she still married to the ugliest musician ever? Though I will say he gave ugly guys everywhere a false sense of hope.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (RKVpM)


He's dead. Cancer. They got divorced shortly before he died. The details were weird and I don't recall them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (U7wke)

391 NOOD

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (RhGG0)

392 Does anyone else feel we will be alone and babbling to ourselves on this thread?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (JeYYB)

393 Holy shit, I knew it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (JeYYB)

394 I also was a latch key kid. I loved it. Mom would get home about an hour, hour and a half after me, so it wasn't much. But I do remember when I was in 5th grade coming home to the house having been broken into and ransacked. I opened the front door and saw a huge mess and ran to the neighbors house and they called the police. They got there just before mom did. It was kind of scary, but at least I was smart enough not to go in the house.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (W2Pud)

395 What kind of name is Oran anyway? Not quite Onan. Close to Koran. Short for Orangutan?

Posted by: mindful webworker - not far from the tree at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (OIPBq)

396 The point of arresting Routh's son is to remind Routh that he is not to talk to Florida investigators about his sources of funding, his contacts with the intelligence community, his curious immunity from prosecution (despite many felonies), or anything else that makes the Deep State look bad.

Squeal, and it will not go well for your son.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 01:41 PM (uxCna)
==
For the win!

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (GZYu7)

397 Shoot. I been willered.

Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowed? at September 24, 2024 02:42 PM (OIPBq)

398 Former President Donald Trump told Breitbart News exclusively that he believes Oprah Winfrey was “embarrassed by” Vice President Kamala Harris’s lack of preparation on major issues, which was on display during Winfrey’s interview and event with Harris on Thursday.

“She didn’t have an answer to anything, and she made a fool of herself on Oprah,” Trump said of Harris during an interview with Breitbart News on Sunday afternoon. “Oprah wanted to crawl under the table — she was embarrassed by it.”

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

399 Thought that Yacht Rock ran aground and sunk day before yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (Mr3X0)

400 >>>“She didn’t have an answer to anything, and she made a fool of herself on Oprah,” Trump said of Harris during an interview with Breitbart News on Sunday afternoon. “Oprah wanted to crawl under the table — she was embarrassed by it.”
Posted by: SMOD
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He just gave Oprah a weggie.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (Mr3X0)

401 Where did Molester Routh I get the $150,000 to pay any hypothetical assassin?

Posted by: wferrin at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (5/YBx)

402 Surprise, surprise, surprise! - G. Pyle, USMC, Ret.


Now they should get after Walz of China, who trips every pedo-larm and clowndick indicator light on the switchboard.

Posted by: Sifty at September 24, 2024 03:27 PM (JZLN3)

403 details a July conversation in which Routh allegedly engaged with an online seller offering child pornography
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The seller was the FBI, so they'd know.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 24, 2024 04:04 PM (ry9DO)

404 Man, at some point well before his arrest that guy had to look at himself in the mirror and admit that beard just was not going to play.

Posted by: Octochicken at September 24, 2024 04:43 PM (oCS0o)

405 I can't help but think the FBI waited to arrest the pervy son until after Daddy had taken the shot they all knew he would

Posted by: Roberto at September 24, 2024 05:23 PM (QUC63)

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