David Sachs, Elon Musk: Democrats Are Programming Their Lunatics to Kill Trump

And they know they're doing it. They won't stop because the job isn't finished yet.

David Sachs is part of that All-In podcast with "J Cal" the idiot Poor. But Sachs is more right-leaning and pushes back against "J Cal's" The View-level stupidities. He's not a conservative (I don't think) but he is supporting Trump this go-round.

KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat

David Sacks points out that Ryan Routh, the man who attempted to assassinate President Trump, has tweets that sound exactly like Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the corporate media.
"Let's look at the rhetoric that Ryan Routh was literally quoting on his X. He was saying that Trump was an existential threat to democracy. He was quoting what Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the mainstream media have been saying chapter and verse. If you want to ascribe motivation there, where did Routh get these ideas?"
"They've been endlessly amplified by the mainstream media, and it's not like a one-off comment. It's been the central narrative for the last several years that somehow Trump represents this existential threat to democracy, and one way or another, that threat must be eliminated. Ryan Routh simply took literally what the mainstream media has been saying."
"When you call the guy Hitler for years and again, you create billions of impressions around that, and it's not like a one-off statement, but it's something that is drummed into the public over and over again. It seems like to me you are asking for trouble."

David Sacks points out that Ryan Routh, the man who attempted to assassinate President Trump, has tweets that sound exactly like Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the corporate media.

"Let's look at the rhetoric that Ryan Routh was literally quoting on his X. He was saying that… pic.twitter.com/ggS3prKCr4
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) September 23, 2024

pic.twitter.com/h6cqqTRdGd
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 24, 2024

If Musk wants to really shake up the game, he can start suspending Twitter accounts, including Kamala's own account and major media accounts, pushing this incitement to murder.

But he won't. He won't use the left's own tools against them. He's committed himself to (mostly) open dialogue.

But Twitter actually does continue shadowbanning and limiting the reach of accounts it doesn't like -- so why shouldn't it start shadowbanning Kamala Harris and the Marxist Fake News outlets?

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

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Posted by: RUReadingthis at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (aQ25I)

2 Yo!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM (RhGG0)

3 Foist?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (xaFKb)

4 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:32 PM (4XwPj)

5 Damn, rookie mistake, read the content first! LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (xaFKb)

6 Near 1st?

Just watch some of the social media denizens you'll see popping up. They don't have anything deeper, so they're hungry for this kind of programming.

Posted by: barkingmad59, weird and wandering lurkette at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (R3yzU)

7 He doesn't have to suspend the accounts.

All he has to do is report them to the police.

... Unless that counts as funneling prospective wind-up toys to the Assassin-agencies.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (hB7mE)

8 They don't call it 'TV Programming' for nothing.

Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2024 02:33 PM (xtH79)

9 Howdy!

Posted by: Bubba bob at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (/+mVZ)

10 I disappoint myself. Read the content and arrived at an empty comments section. Whiffed on the wide open FIRST.

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (RhGG0)

11 It's but a short step from PDT to the rest of us.

Which is why Weasel's "buy ammo" advice remains sage advice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

12 I disappoint myself. Read the content and arrived at an empty comments section. Whiffed on the wide open FIRST.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (RhGG0)
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Yeah, well, I too, know disappointment.

Posted by: Wife of Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

13 I would wager at least half the crime rate in inner cities is just the media constantly engaging in class warfare and the idea that certain races (whites) "deserve" to be punished.

However much you hate the media, it's not enough.

Posted by: Blago at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (wMRY8)

14 As to the post... yeah... accurate. They even tried to turn the Old School Cold War Conservatives against Trump with the Hilary created 'Russia Collusion' hoax.

They impeached him TWICE, for doing his job...

They will do anything to destroy this man, because they see him as a threat to the DC / New York / San Fran Kabal that now seems to hold power in the US.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (xaFKb)

15 I performed the NOOD

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (RhGG0)

16 WASTF

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (Gvxir)

17
J Cal has to keep spewing idiocy or else child pornography will be discovered in his possession. This has been explained to him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (biznJ)

18 I figured it out! The left is a psychotic tranny. They think by cutting off the penis (in this case Trump) they will have the body they want.

Posted by: Mishdog at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (CAFNH)

19 Apparently Kamala is finally going to the border. Hope she finds it ok on her way to Europe!

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (I1lnM)

20 I performed the NOOD
Posted by: Doof at

No one wants to see that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

22 "Democrats Are Programming Their Lunatics to Kill Trump

Not possible. The FBI has still not determined the motive for the two assassination attempts. We may never know.

Although I'd guess it was because they wanted him dead.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (GUOwU)

23 In Musk's case, I'm just thankful for the vast improvement.

But for the GOP generally, I'm done. Specifically, I a done voting for McConnell Republicans. When we pick someone they don't like, the join the effing Dems in torpedoing him. Their current target is Robinson. I was still in VA when they torpedoed Cuccinelli.

From now on, I'm going to use their tactics. In 2 years I will vote AGAINST Tillis. I don't care if I have to vote for Tlaib to do so, too. They are dead to me.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (1bNHn)

24 I'm a little guilty of placing too much faith in Musk. I think he's a genius and his purchase of Twitter at least slowed the rate of censorship and propaganda. But he's liable to let us down now and again. I have read that he's backed down a bit on the issue of Brazil. Disappointing, but I guess we shouldn't make perfect the enemy of the good.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (bNf8H)

25 HM, The tweet is gone. I wonder who deleted it and why.

Posted by: anon at September 24, 2024 02:37 PM (RqMDa)

26 Don't understand why X community notes is not all over the pro-murder/*ss*ssin*tion tweets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 02:37 PM (hOUT3)

27 buy ammo, ammo bye

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 24, 2024 02:37 PM (NMT5x)

28 Best ending ever to the last thread (sorry nurse):

391 NOOD
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (RhGG0)

392 Does anyone else feel we will be alone and babbling to ourselves on this thread?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (JeYYB)

393 Holy shit, I knew it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (JeYYB)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

29 I await some tranny surgery advocate to square the circle of not cutting off healthy limbs because that's crazy while cutting off testicles and breasts is perfectly fine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

30 Six weeks until the world changes.

One of three things will happen:

1) Kamala wins, or it's close enough that a 2020-level steal will suffice. End of the American republic.

2) Kamala loses, but engineers a steal much larger than 2020 to claim "victory". Chaos ensues.

3) Trump wins overwhelmingly, and the Deep State has to decide whether to engage in an explicit coup to keep Trump from office.

My bet is pretty solidly on #3.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (uxCna)

31 The Joker tweet is spot on. It's a big country, you don't need to influence everybody, just .0001 percent.
One of them will get lucky.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (FCbAQ)

32 I performed the NOOD
Posted by: Doof

Bow Chicka bow wow!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (4XwPj)

33
I just hope to hell we didn't leave any stinger missiles behind in Afghanistan. I can't think of any logical reason they would be there so they probably had a stockpile.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (RKVpM)

34 Yo!
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:31 PM

Doof!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (Wnv9h)

35 But Twitter actually does continue shadowbanning and limiting the reach of accounts it doesn't like -- so why shouldn't it start shadowbanning Kamala Harris and the Marxist Fake News outlets?
Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM

I don't know that he wants that kind of federal pressure across all brands because the DOJ will go after every business he owns, post haste.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

36 > But Twitter actually does continue shadowbanning and limiting the reach of accounts it doesn't like

These practices are still heavily skewed against the right. Even very popular accounts like James Woods have much lower impression counts than they should.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (Odg76)

37 The tweet I mean is the link ace posted on top.

Posted by: anon at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (RqMDa)

38 One of three things will happen:

The fourth possibility is that they manage to kill Trump before the election, of course.

I can already see Marc Elias explaining that since the Republicans don't have a valid Presidential candidate, Kamala Harris wins by default.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (uxCna)

39 Trump destroying democracy is projection. We know it, they know it and they know we know it.

How do we turn this on them, hard? Like Diddy on Lebron's ass hard.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (JeYYB)

40 I disappoint myself. Read the content and arrived at an empty comments section. Whiffed on the wide open FIRST.

*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:34 PM (RhGG0)

Don't hate the playah.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

41 I performed the NOOD
Posted by: Doof at

No one wants to see that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

*frowns and nods*

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (RhGG0)

42 And the media is giving the democrats a megaphone to spread their hate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (17s+e)

43
And the Feds also helped "groom" these assassins.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (A1wUB)

44
Posted by: Sid at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (NgSkQ)

You can't argue with Sid Johnson's authentic frontier gibberish.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (AiZBA)

45 Posted by: Sid at September 24, 2024 02:39 PM (NgSkQ)

I tend to agree. His track record shows that he will cancel elections at will and run rampant over our beloved system.

It has been proven, people!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (KbCG3)

46 They do want him dead.

Just like they want us dead.

For now they still want plausible deniability, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

47
33
I just hope to hell we didn't leave any stinger missiles behind in Afghanistan. I can't think of any logical reason they would be there so they probably had a stockpile.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (RKVpM)

------

Stinger missiles quit working after a while.

Unless, maintenance is performrd.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (biznJ)

48 He's not a conservative (I don't think) but he is supporting Trump this go-round.

You don't have to be conservative to support Trump (in the general election), you just have to not be a delusional idiot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (U7wke)

49 Bonhomme- that article you sent is from 1994. I will get some more recent research for you and send it over, if you are interested.

Also, spell check made you Bonhomie.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM (pZEOD)

50 "Trump IS a threat, though. You can't just lie and not callout a danger where it exists. If Trump wins, elections are over for, and it's back to the Stone Age - American Taliban wins forever. He's said so himself."

Yep. He will do to America what he did his whole career. Build hotels and casinos. That is his nefarious plan.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2024 02:42 PM (GUOwU)

51 Musk should just put a sticky Community Note on all of Kumswalla's tweets: "This woman is a lying ****. Disregard anything she says."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 02:42 PM (9mAoJ)

52 Our current times:

The left vilifies Trump as Hitler.

Then looks at Israel and vilifies Hitler for not finishing the job.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

53 The programming of leftists works because they've been handed participation trophies all of their lives and have come to the realization they've lead much emptier lives than the middle America they despise. As such, leftist NPC's need validation and here comes the "won't someone rid us of this troublesome priest" drumbeat. All of a sudden, their eyes light up and they think, "I can make a difference and make history!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

54
Radicalization + Grooming

Radicalization via Fake News and social media, and Grooming via the Feds.

The Feds give them child porn, guns, cash, and keep them out of jail...until they're not needed anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (A1wUB)

55 -------------

Yeah, well, I too, know disappointment.
Posted by: Wife of Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

Ooooh.....Bad play there......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Yeah, well, I too, know disappointment.
Posted by: Wife of Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

Harsh.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:44 PM (U7wke)

57 Doof!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (Wnv9h)

Howdy brother!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:44 PM (RhGG0)

58 Unless, maintenance is performrd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Needless comma. You have violated the spirit of National Punctuation Day.

You're just lucky that it's not National Spelling Day as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:44 PM (v6JzV)

59 >>>25 HM, The tweet is gone. I wonder who deleted it and why.

I think I just screwd up the link. It should be fixed now.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (KRtlO)

60 Ooooh.....Bad play there......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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Crud, that was me. Do I need to do penance or some such?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

61
Stinger missiles quit working after a while.
Unless, maintenance is performed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 24, 2024 02:41 PM

Good to know. Thanks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (RKVpM)

62 Yeah, well, I too, know disappointment.
Posted by: Wife of Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

Ooooh.....Bad play there......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

He probably doesn't know. It has been 2 and a half years, believe it or not.

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (RhGG0)

63
That's how the fake "patriot front" is created. The Feds dupe one or two idiots to "found" the group and use their names as fronts/patsies, then the rest of the fake group are Feds.

The fake kidnapping scheme.

The Buffalo Six.

Etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (A1wUB)

64 There attitude will be "we told you he was a threat to democracy we can't help if unhinged people take it too far and kill him. Come on it's not our fault"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (YdxrQ)

65 The Feds give them child porn, guns, cash, and keep them out of jail...until they're not needed anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:43 PM (A1wUB)

It is hard to believe that the feds have both the intelligence and discipline to perform this function so efficiently!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (hOUT3)

66 But for the GOP generally, I'm done. Specifically, I a done voting for McConnell Republicans. When we pick someone they don't like, the join the effing Dems in torpedoing him. Their current target is Robinson. I was still in VA when they torpedoed Cuccinelli.

From now on, I'm going to use their tactics. In 2 years I will vote AGAINST Tillis. I don't care if I have to vote for Tlaib to do so, too. They are dead to me.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 24, 2024 02:36 PM (1bNHn)

I saw that knee-capping, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (N1DT3)

67 For the love of, the Atlantic does it again:

"Mitt Romney Braces for Trump's Retribution"

"What will Mitt Romney do if Donald Trump wins? “In the weeks after January 6, he’d spent thousands of dollars a day to protect his family from red-capped vigilantes,” McKay Coppins writes. “But how do you hide a family of 40 from a president hell-bent on revenge?”

Well, now we know for sure that the left will retaliate against all of Trump's family, even the grandkids, if he loses, since all they can do is project their own plans onto him.

Romney, you'll be a powerless loser relegated to the footnotes of history. Trump's not coming after you or Anne's horses. But I bet they try to get Barton kicked out of NYU, and try to finish what the assassins didn't.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 02:46 PM (1ZWVh)

68 the left wants a war cuz they erroneously think they can win

Similar to Southerners at the beginning of the Civil War.

The South seriously thought that after a couple of demonstrations of force, and perhaps winning a battle or two, that the Union would cave.

They guessed wrong.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (uxCna)

69 I performed the NOOD
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:35 PM (RhGG0)

Listen, what goes on between you and the pickleball MILFs should stay between you and the pickleball MILFs.

Posted by: spindrift at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (OguvZ)

70
Abha Bhattarai
@abhabhattarai
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10m
@piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (pZEOD)

71 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (6yYc+)

72 Remember when threatening the President would result in a "visit" from the Secret Service? Now those visits are to give potential assassins tips on holes in security.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (wBaIH)

73
And these fucking lying gaslighting cunts have the balls to lob the phrase "violent rhetoric" at us and at the president.

keith olbermann's tweets, for example, are among the most asssassin-aspiring.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (A1wUB)

74 “In the weeks after January 6, he’d (Romney) spent thousands of dollars a day to protect his family from red-capped vigilantes,” McKay Coppins writes.

Is there the slightest evidence of those expenditures?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (uxCna)

75 @59
Thanks ace!

Posted by: anon at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (RqMDa)

76 Abha Bhattarai
@abhabhattarai
·
10m
@piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…
Posted by: Piper

I'd stay away from that, if I were you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (v6JzV)

77 >>>71 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Deleted my erroneous spelling correction. The poster had it right.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)

78 I saw that knee-capping, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

So did I!
The Dems know that you just can't trust an honest man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (hOUT3)

79
Pickleball MILFs would make a great band name...

...for a Conway Twitty cover band

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (tljrc)

80 Harris’ America: Philly looks exactly like a deadly game of ‘Grand Theft Auto’…

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

81 Crud, that was me. Do I need to do penance or some such?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

She was a victim of the covid mishandling early on.

Honest mistake, I'm sure, on your part. No harm, no foul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

82 71 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (6yYc+)

=======

"Quinnipac is garbage, and we can't trust it. We have to know that Trump is behind because I have personal issues with him and project my issues upon the American public."

Editor's note: Quinnipac is garbage. It's just Democrat partisan garbage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

83 For everybody wondering where Ryan Routh was getting his money, apparently it's his wife, Kathleen Shaffer, with the dough:

…the suspect is a US citizen who traveled to Kiev, Ukraine, for three months to help recruit soldiers from Afghanistan, Moldova, and Taiwan, to fight in the Ukrainian war against Russia. Subject stated he does not get paid for his recruiting efforts, and all his work for the Ukrainian government is strictly volunteer work. Subject stated that he obtains money from his wife to help fund his trips to Ukraine.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8n4thr
(American Greatness)

If it’s her, Kathleen works for a giant, international, publicly traded company you never heard of called Maximus.

According to its LinkedIn profile, Maximus Corporation —just wait, you can’t make this stuff up— is headquartered at 1600 Tysons Blvd, McLean, Virginia. Just six miles to the Northwest of Maximus HQ lies Langley, Virginia, where the United States Central Intelligence Agency is located...

https://tinyurl.com/448mafpw
(Coffee & Covid)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (6ydKt)

84 He probably doesn't know. It has been 2 and a half years, believe it or not.
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:45 PM (RhGG0)

*bows head*

*frowns*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

85 whoops, sorry, you spelled Quinnipiac right. It's two n's one p.

Whoops.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

86
Unless, maintenance is performrd.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Needless comma. You have violated the spirit of National Punctuation Day.

You're just lucky that it's not National Spelling Day as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:44 PM

Let the record show that in my reply, that I allowed the comma, because reasons, while correcting the spelling.

I'm sure such actions are on some DMS-10 chart relating to obsessive compulsive disorder.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (RKVpM)

87
I've been calling these Groomers like keith olberman on social media Imams and Mullahs for years, issuing daily fatwas to their jihadi followers.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (A1wUB)

88 I just hope to hell we didn't leave any stinger missiles behind in Afghanistan. I can't think of any logical reason they would be there so they probably had a stockpile.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:38 PM (RKVpM)

After the bugout, the Taliban tweeted out video of a building filled with pallets of $100s. No logical reason for them to be there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (U7wke)

89 70
Abha Bhattarai
@abhabhattarai
·
10m
@piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (pZEOD)

Mandatory Admiral Ackbar quote.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (xaFKb)

90 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (6yYc+)
==
I guess the left has decided it is time to get rid of Obama.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (GZYu7)

91 She was a victim of the covid mishandling early on.

Honest mistake, I'm sure, on your part. No harm, no foul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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I honestly did not know that. I thought Doof was basically a lifelong bachelor.

Sorry about that, Doof.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

92 Posted by: Piper

I'd stay away from that, if I were you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonu

Come on people, what could possibly go wrong...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (hOUT3)

93

Calling Trump Hitler . . . and then offering $150,000 bounty on his head!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)

94 If you try to kill the king you'd better succeed for you don't succeed he's gonna getcha, getcha, getcha.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (Mr3X0)

95 What will Mitt Romney do if Donald Trump wins?

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if I won the Presidency I'd make that pompous fraud eat hotdogs on live TV until he exploded.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (0FoWg)

96 10m
@piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (pZEOD)

Don't talk to media. Don't talk to LEO.
Rules to live by.
However, he could perhaps be lured into the deepest darkest part of the forest, where nobody can see or hear him, by a bag of hamburgers.
hat tip Scooby doo

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (FCbAQ)

97 Lawless… not Lucy..

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (PCK5/)

98
one n, two p's. just think, "Their polls are Pee-pee."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)

Genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

99 93

Calling Trump Hitler . . . and then offering $150,000 bounty on his head!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)

New meaning to the character name "Greedo"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (x0n13)

100 Two new national polls tied.

CNN and the ultra biased Quinnipiac.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (WV8ET)

101 76
I'd stay away from that, if I were you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September

I was thinking I talk Elric or YD into being my spokes person. That would be fun!

She has a lot of articles on child care costs. I am thinking if she asks me how I do it and I give her the answer “I am a huge fan of the patriarchy, I live with an exec and I don’t have to work” isn’t what she is going to be seeking.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (pZEOD)

102 >>>one n, two p's. just think, "Their polls are Pee-pee."
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (KRtlO)
Genius.

no i was wrong! The original poster had it right.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (KRtlO)

103 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Yeah, if Trump overperforms the polls anywhere close to his overperformance in 2016 and 2020, it will be a blowout.

I hope that the people contemplating launching a coup to keep Trump from office seriously consider the punishments laid out in the Constitution for treason.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (uxCna)

104 My left leaning family members are all telling me Trump's failed assassins are all Republicans and Trump's rhetoric caused this. No amount of facts can dissuade them, orange man bad justifies all things.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (AwOAo)

105 95 What will Mitt Romney do if Donald Trump wins?

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if I won the Presidency I'd make that pompous fraud eat hotdogs on live TV until he exploded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (0FoWg)

Tie him to the roof of a Country Squire wagon and get some gay guy to shave his head in a slow motion chase.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (x0n13)

106
Whoops.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

Hmmmmm....no longer genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

107
if I won the Presidency I'd make that pompous fraud eat hotdogs on live TV until he exploded.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

And this is exactly why I think you should respond to the reporter and tell her you are me.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (pZEOD)

108 Whoops.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (KRtlO)

Hmmmmm....no longer genius.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Still rates as a disinformation expert, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

109 Abha Bhattarai is the economics correspondent for The Washington Post. She previously covered retail for the publication, and has also written for the New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Reuters ...

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (Mr3X0)

110
Sorry about that, Doof.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

You will be forced to partake in a whiskey with him at the MoMe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

111 BREAKING IN NYC: WORLD’S BIGGEST BANKS PLEDGE SUPPORT FOR NUCLEAR

Banks and funds totaling $14 TRILLION in assets have just signed an unprecedented statement in support of nuclear power.

They’ll be presenting the pledge to support the goal of tripling nuclear THIS MORNING at the Rockefeller Center in New York City to kick off NY Climate Week.

A few of the names:

Bank of America
Barclays
BNP Paribas
Brookfield
Citi
Credit Agricole
Goldman Sachs
Morgan Stanley
Rothschild & Co

The pledge comes after Microsoft signs deal to buy $16 billion in electricity from a revived Three Mile Island nuclear plant alone over 20 years to fuel its AI ambitions.

I’ll be covering live today from the top of the Rockefeller Center, famously built with oil profits, as this unprecedented show of support for the next great energy source overcomes long-held financing barriers.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

112 90 Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 02:48 PM (6yYc+)
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I guess the left has decided it is time to get rid of Obama.
Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (GZYu7)

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If I have to go conspiratorial, I'd say that the institutional left has realized that they can't beat Trump this time.

NC, GA, and AZ are out of reach. They can't cheat their way to victory there anymore. That's Trump's path.

Hence, their individual efforts to save their own institutional trust rather than trashing it (further) at the feet of Kamala Harris.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

113 After the bugout, the Taliban tweeted out video of a building filled with pallets of $100s. No logical reason for them to be there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (U7wke)

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FFS

How else do you diminish the American dollar even more?

And create more terrorist chaos?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (JeYYB)

114
Still rates as a disinformation expert, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

Valid point!

Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Did these fecal lunatics really need programming to want to kill their political enemies? The left has been doing this at least since Lincoln, and as recently as the softball game shooting. It's as much a part of their DNA as perversion, hysteria, and stupidity.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

116 What will Mitt Romney do if Donald Trump wins?

Whine a lot, and not flee the country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (uxCna)

117
The only thing worse than being wrong is admitting you're wrong. So beta.

Be a Chad, ace!

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (A1wUB)

118 One thing about italian is that it spells double letters correctly and consistently. a word like "amministrare" (to administrate, they don't like two different consonants next to each other) is pronounced as it's spelled. You say the M after the a, and then the m starts "Min." So you bounce on the m.

English just uses double letters randomly.

anyway, Quinnipiac is actually spelled right, because you bounce on the n but not on the p. Quin-nip-i-ac. The double n gets pronounced both times.

sorry for the screw up.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

119 The South seriously thought that after a couple of demonstrations of force, and perhaps winning a battle or two, that the Union would cave.

They guessed wrong.

Had they known the future they'd have captured DC and Congress after Bull Run.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (U7wke)

120 I honestly did not know that. I thought Doof was basically a lifelong bachelor.

Sorry about that, Doof.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

All good, brother. I know you well enough to realize it was not intentional.

Although if you're feeling the need for penance, I'll gladly absolve you of this and any future oopsies if you were to relieve yourself of that 45 you let me try out last year. It'll have a good home with me!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (RhGG0)

121
Tie him to the roof of a Country Squire wagon and get some gay guy to shave his head in a slow motion chase.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (x0n13)

This seems a scene from one of the Jackass movies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

122 How long do you think it’ll take the elite betters to Rehabilitate us???

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (PCK5/)

123 After the bugout, the Taliban tweeted out video of a building filled with pallets of $100s. No logical reason for them to be there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 02:50 PM (U7wke)

Walter White needed somewhere Hank and the Nazis couldn't find it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

124 or quin-ni-pi-ac. Either way, the n gets pronounced twice and the p only once.

sorry for the error.

Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

125 103 Yeah, if Trump overperforms the polls anywhere close to his overperformance in 2016 and 2020, it will be a blowout.

I hope that the people contemplating launching a coup to keep Trump from office seriously consider the punishments laid out in the Constitution for treason.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (uxCna)

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Since 2008, Gallup's partisan affiliation survey numbers have been within a point or two of the final results for both parties.

Republicans outnumber Democrats for the first time...in at least 30 years. By 3 percentage points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

126 You will be forced to partake in a whiskey with him at the MoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Unfortunately, I carry at all times, so, booze is off limits. I will supply him with multiple magazines of 45 acp to run through one of my 1911's.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

127 The Left/Media is programming people to view Trump as an existential threat? Unpossible!

The Independent: Majority of voters say the threat of political violence will increase if Trump is elected in November. Donald Trump and JD Vance have both blamed threats to the former president’s life on Democratic rhetoric.

Half of those predicting violence after the election are welcoming it to the point of participating. The other half think there will be violence if Trump loses. DJT is a bad deal no matter what happens in November.

Under Trump, it'll be state-sanctioned political violence.

One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts that their threat of violence will not dissuade us from protecting democracy, restoring the middle class, and living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

I'm currently reading Liz Cheney's book "Oath and Honor", and she says pretty much the same thing, but she does it by citing the Constitution.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

128 104 My left leaning family members are all telling me Trump's failed assassins are all Republicans and Trump's rhetoric caused this. No amount of facts can dissuade them, orange man bad justifies all things.
Posted by: Drew in MO at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (AwOAo)

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Ah, "left-leaning?"

That's downright mental.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (JeYYB)

129 I hope that the people contemplating launching a coup to keep Trump from office seriously consider the punishments laid out in the Constitution for treason.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

You do know who is actually going to be enforcing those Constitutional actions, right?
Just like in 1776...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (hOUT3)

130 100 Two new national polls tied.

CNN and the ultra biased Quinnipiac.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (WV8ET)

National Pulse with a link showing him leading on virtually every major issue.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (x0n13)

131 For everybody wondering where Ryan Routh was getting his money, apparently it's his wife, Kathleen Shaffer, with the dough:...

He looks and acts like a lunatic, and a bohemian one at that. I wouldn't have guessed a wife, at least not a current one.
However, funding a trip to locations that could get him killed seems like a ex kinda thing to do. Or someone hoping to be an ex.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (FCbAQ)

132 127 One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts that their threat of violence will not dissuade us from protecting democracy, restoring the middle class, and living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

I'm currently reading Liz Cheney's book "Oath and Honor", and she says pretty much the same thing, but she does it by citing the Constitution.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

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I remember when organized riots against the established order was a good thing.

It was 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

133 I hope that the people contemplating launching a coup to keep Trump from office seriously consider the punishments laid out in the Constitution for treason.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

What makes you think they either
1) Know anything about the actual text of the Constitution;
2) Care anything about the actual text of the Constitution?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)

134 The media trial run for "all MAGAs are terrorists" was Sep 2019. It was everywhere. I had to tell everybody IRL to get bent; they all bought into it.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (wU1J3)

135
I'd stay away from that, if I were you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonu

Come on people, what could possibly go wrong...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024

I made a major Philly newspaper twice in my career. They fooled me twice, shame on me. You should have seen how they twisted the pretzel to defend their own actions.

Like the movie 'War Games' - the only way to win is not to play the game.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (RKVpM)

136 Man-oh-man it's a great day here on the peanut ranch! Getting some much-needed rain out there! So, while it's raining,, I took a couple of hours and totally rebuilt my Caterpillar 627! Even did a fresh paint job too!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziPPVihzvFA

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (5hfjS)

137 130 National Pulse with a link showing him leading on virtually every major issue.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:55 PM (x0n13)

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Gallup's assessment of the electorate is pointing to a Republican win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

138
Unfortunately, I carry at all times, so, booze is off limits. I will supply him with multiple magazines of 45 acp to run through one of my 1911's.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

I don't have this rule in a few cases........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

139 The Independent: Majority of voters say the threat of political violence will increase if Trump is elected in November. Donald Trump and JD Vance have both blamed threats to the former president’s life on Democratic rhetoric.

Half of those predicting violence after the election are welcoming it to the point of participating. The other half think there will be violence if Trump loses. DJT is a bad deal no matter what happens in November.

One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts that their threat of violence will not dissuade us from protecting democracy, restoring the middle class, and living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

They accept the setup.

Then botch the conclusion.

Sad.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

140 I’d be okay with seeing a move towards SNRs( small nuclear reactors) in some capacity… we already have the proven technology..

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (PCK5/)

141 Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

the first thing you need to do in the US is repeal the Jimmy Carter signed law forbidding the reprocessing of nuclear waste material.

Then open up Yuca Flats...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

142 124 or quin-ni-pi-ac. Either way, the n gets pronounced twice and the p only once.

sorry for the error.
Posted by: ace at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (KRtlO)

Diphthong is not just a Cambodian journalist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (x0n13)

143 139 They accept the setup.

Then botch the conclusion.

Sad.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

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"We'll riot if Trump wins."
"This is Trump's fault."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

144 > I will get some more recent research for you and send it over, if you are interested.

Sure, I'll take a look.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (Odg76)

145 Anyone know what Las Vegas odds are saying about the election?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (JeYYB)

146 How long do you think it’ll take the elite betters to Rehabilitate us???

Hillary has already said that we need to be "reprogrammed".

I'm sure she envisions doing that in a nice, rural, camp-like environment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (uxCna)

147 My left leaning family members

*****************

I cut off all my leftard family members

Life is so much more peaceful now, serene, bigly, that I can tell you

believe me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (M7vhK)

148 "In the weeks after January 6, he’d (Romney) spent thousands of dollars a day to protect his family from red-capped vigilantes,” McKay Coppins writes.

Is there the slightest evidence of those expenditures?

Posted by: The ARC of History!"

Not only is there not the slightest truth in that garbage, the reality is in the weeks after Jan 6 anybody wearing a red cap faced the possibility of being rounded up and sent to the Garland gulag or attacked by the regime's vigilantes.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (GUOwU)

149 I'd stay away from that, if I were you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September

I was thinking I talk Elric or YD into being my spokes person. That would be fun!

She has a lot of articles on child care costs. I am thinking if she asks me how I do it and I give her the answer “I am a huge fan of the patriarchy, I live with an exec and I don’t have to work” isn’t what she is going to be seeking.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:51 PM (pZEOD)
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Oh I can be a spokeperson. Not sure anyone will want to hear what I have to say unless this is an R-Rated channel. Coincidentally, I was stopped on the street in the south Bronx this morning by some reporter asking if I "heard about the stabbing." I politely declined. I don't think it was a set-up or scam, but very little good can come from white guys giving opinions to black reporters in a heavily black area of NYC that's also a crime-ridden shithole. I hate coming to south Bronx, but my client has investments and properties here.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

150 >>Quinnipiac or however you spell that now has Trump +1 nationally. 2020 they had Biden +11.

Both Manchin and Sinema have come out strongly against Harris' plan to gut the filibuster to pack the Supreme Court. Now that both are leaving the Senate they are unburdened by what has been and are basically calling Harris a fucking idiot.

Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

151 Unfortunately, I carry at all times, so, booze is off limits. I will supply him with multiple magazines of 45 acp to run through one of my 1911's.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

Whattya, hic, a pussy?

Posted by: 10000 drunken armed cowboys shooting up the movie screens of our youth with a big YeeHaw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (FCbAQ)

152 Classified documents went missing during Tim Walz's tenure in the National Guard

The story goes back to September 1995, when Walz’s unit, the 1-168th Field Artillery, upgraded to M109A5 self-propelled howitzers. One of its capabilities was the ability to fire nuclear artillery shells.

A former colleague who served with Walz in the Nebraska National Guard told Alpha News that a classified document, the Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) manual detailing the nuclear howitzer’s capabilities, went missing. The soldier, who wishes to remain anonymous due to fear of retaliation, said he would cooperate with the FBI.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

153 Then open up Yuca Flats...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

Yuca is a Latin American/Caribbean vegetable like an apple. Yucca is the cactus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (x0n13)

154 146 How long do you think it’ll take the elite betters to Rehabilitate us???

Hillary has already said that we need to be "reprogrammed".

I'm sure she envisions doing that in a nice, rural, camp-like environment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (uxCna)

Got to get us into the rail car first. That is a hill to die on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

155
Wife?

This is the first I'm hearing about any wife.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (A1wUB)

156 Wife?

This is the first I'm hearing about any wife.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (A1wUB)

Well, not anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

157 153 Then open up Yuca Flats...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (xaFKb)

Yuca is a Latin American/Caribbean vegetable like an apple. Yucca is the cactus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (x0n13)

And here I thought that was what that 20-something said she did right before oral favors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (N39Ws)

158 143 139 They accept the setup.

Then botch the conclusion.

Sad.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

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"We'll riot if Trump wins."
"This is Trump's fault."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

"Half of America thinks there will be violence if Trump wins."

"That's why we need to burn this fucker down!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (KbCG3)

159 A former colleague who served with Walz in the Nebraska National Guard told Alpha News that a classified document, the Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) manual detailing the nuclear howitzer’s capabilities, went missing. The soldier, who wishes to remain anonymous due to fear of retaliation, said he would cooperate with the FBI.
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (RHGPo)

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Didn't Walz make 30 trips to his beloved communist China?

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (JeYYB)

160 >>> The pledge comes after Microsoft signs deal to buy $16 billion in electricity from a revived Three Mile Island nuclear plant alone over 20 years Romney fuel its AI ambitions.

Kooky timing, I just watched the Wolverine movie that takes place on three mile island! I'd wondered what had happened to it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (wVbr1)

161 @piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 02:47 PM (pZEOD)

Just respond: "I have no interest in having my furnace ducts cleaned."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (9mAoJ)

162 150 Both Manchin and Sinema have come out strongly against Harris' plan to gut the filibuster to pack the Supreme Court. Now that both are leaving the Senate they are unburdened by what has been and are basically calling Harris a fucking idiot.

Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

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Why would she do it now anyway? It's about messaging, so she's implying that it should be done before the election, right? Because the Senate is going GOP next year.

It's a rallying cry for her base. For her most loyal followers. For no one else.

It is telling college educated women that she's their candidate...which they should know now.

From a campaign perspective...it's so odd, unless she's seeing degrading support from her core constituencies. Or she's an idiot. Can't unburden that one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

163
Didn't Walz make 30 trips to his beloved communist China?
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (JeYYB)

He and his wife honeymooned there as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

164
Whattya, hic, a pussy?
Posted by: 10000 drunken armed cowboys shooting up the movie screens of our youth with a big YeeHaw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (FCbAQ)
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I respect Rancher Bob, CHQ and Ben Had. Plus, I think it's just good policy. Once less thing to trip me up should worst case happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (tT6L1)

165 You will be forced to partake in a whiskey with him at the MoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
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Unfortunately, I carry at all times, so, booze is off limits. I will supply him with multiple magazines of 45 acp to run through one of my 1911's.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

By day, I get to shoot Blake's 45acp 1911.
By night, I get to partake of whiskey with Sponge.
I find these terms more than adequate!!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (RhGG0)

166 Remember if you show a tranny, a gay person, or a black person as a villain in a movie it will make people engage in violence against them

However, if you decry Donald Trump as literally the end of our Democracy on the "news" it doesn't have any effect on anyone because everyone knows its just a hyperbole and also WE ARE SERIOUS TRUMP WILL KILL US ALL IF HE ISN'T STOPPED!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)

167 Maybe start with a little mood setter, Shadow Dancing. Then move in with the Shadow Banning.

Posted by: One of the Gibb bros at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (uJ65b)

168 Sarco suicide pod is used for the first time as US woman, 64, uses the capsule to die in Swiss woodland - prompting police to swoop and detain staff

The 'Sarco' suicide capsule is designed to allow a person inside to push a button that injects nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber, according to its creators. The person is then supposed to fall asleep and die by suffocation in a few minutes.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

169 146 How long do you think it’ll take the elite betters to Rehabilitate us???

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Oprah said a whole generation of old white people have to die to make racism better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (JeYYB)

170
Bob Eucker ate Yuca in Yucca Flats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13)

171 I wonder if there was EVER a time when Walz did not look like Mister Toad in The Wind in the Willows??

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

172
About talking to the press:

Tucker Carlson recently received a call from a Wapo reporter (iirc) and in video said he told the person he spends his every-days trying to suppress the transgender community.

It was funny as hell.

You get burned enough times you learn.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:02 PM (RKVpM)

173 She has a lot of articles on child care costs. I am thinking if she asks me how I do it and I give her the answer “I am a huge fan of the patriarchy, I live with an exec and I don’t have to work” isn’t what she is going to be seeking.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024

I don't know that it matter whether or even if you respond.

If you don't give her the quotes she wants she'll make them up and attribute them to you.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 24, 2024 03:02 PM (hB7mE)

174 168 Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (RHGPo)

Horrible way to go. Just give me a cyanide pill. 60 milli gets it done almost instantly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (x0n13)

175 Yes but Trump said pussy

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (xhfG9)

176 "injects nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber, according to its creators. The person is then supposed to fall asleep and die by suffocation in a few minutes."

It's asphyxia, and I'm 99% sure it is ghastly unpleasant to experience.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (wU1J3)

177 Sarco suicide pod is used for the first time as US woman, 64, uses the capsule to die in Swiss woodland - prompting police to swoop and detain staff

The 'Sarco' suicide capsule is designed to allow a person inside to push a button that injects nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber, according to its creators. The person is then supposed to fall asleep and die by suffocation in a few minutes.
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (RHGPo)
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Ah, the suicide booth. It was only a matter of time. Futurama was right.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (7fElN)

178 Just give me a cyanide pill. 60 milli gets it done almost instantly.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (x0n13)

"Where's the fun in that?"

- - - - - - Big Pharma

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Bob Eucker ate Yuca in Yucca Flats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

It was yucky.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)

180 169 Oprah said a whole generation of old white people have to die to make racism better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (JeYYB)

AH, Bouild Racism Back Better. Filthy bobodan should just shut up and count her money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (x0n13)

181 What will Mitt Romney do if Donald Trump wins?
.......

Shit his Magic Underpants?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

182 Doof is now Doöf, thanks to this morning's discussion of punctuation, and the introduction of diaeresis into the discussion.

Please update your databases accordingly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

183 From a campaign perspective...it's so odd, unless she's seeing degrading support from her core constituencies. Or she's an idiot. Can't unburden that one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm not sure it's degrading support so much as she never had the support of the core constituencies in the first place. I've been screeching about this since she first stole the candidacy. The core Dem constituencies just don't like her. Can't say I blame them. She's guttersnipe garbage trash.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

184 And the media is giving the democrats a megaphone to spread their hate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 24, 2024 02:40 PM (17s+e)
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This may be a chicken-or-egg question, but to me it seems the Propaganda Press creates a lot of these narratives all on their own.

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (9gFbO)

185 180 169 Oprah said a whole generation of old white people have to die to make racism better.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (JeYYB)

AH, Bouild Racism Back Better. Filthy bobodan should just shut up and count her money.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (x0n13)

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It seems like the eldest generation is now mostly Democrat, from what I've seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

186 22 Attorneys General threaten to use consumer protection laws against the American Academy of Pediatrics over their false claim that "puberty blocking" drugs are reversible.

http://tiny.cc/ttenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)

187 In a normal scenario, this is nonsense. BUT, you have to look it at a perspective of what makes up the Left. They are Lemmings. They do what they are told and have scorn for everyone who doesn't take that mindset.

So, when I see people trying to equivocate comments, reports and words to instigating assassination...I do the ole' eye roll. BUT, then I consider the audience. Those on the right (and most people I hang around with) would scoff at the idea that the media can influence actions such as these. However, the audience on the Left is conditioned to react and act as instructed. And, don't think the Holy Grail ambition of "victimization" doesn't play a roll. They want to be oppressed (on their own terms). They, basically, chase popularity and celebrity as life goals. All of this plays into the potential for assassins. It has little to do with substance, and everything to do with self-desires.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (dIske)

188 Oh I can be a spokeperson.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at

Please reach out to my attorney, Dr. Elric the Blade. But prior to asking him anything, check to see if he is in super hero mode. It changes the dynamics.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

189 -----
Ah, the suicide booth. It was only a matter of time. Futurama was right.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (7fElN)

The suicide machine was built for two.

https://youtu.be/HTl8HcvYRqg

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

190 183 I'm not sure it's degrading support so much as she never had the support of the core constituencies in the first place. I've been screeching about this since she first stole the candidacy. The core Dem constituencies just don't like her. Can't say I blame them. She's guttersnipe garbage trash.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

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Nah. They obviously love her.

That's why she won the Democrat primary vote against the incumbent president.

It was the massive, popular support within the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

191 Doof is now Doöf, thanks to this morning's discussion of punctuation, and the introduction of diaeresis into the discussion.

Please update your databases accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

A little laudanum will cure diaeresis right away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (9mAoJ)

192 Yes but Trump said pussy
Posted by: blaster

never forget! Oh wait wasn't that supposed to refer to something else?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (CIS44)

193 Yuca is a Latin American/Caribbean vegetable like an apple. Yucca is the cactus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (x0n13)

Kamala is Yucca

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (NtVYv)

194 and the introduction of diaeresis into the discussion.

Please update your databases accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

Is a diaeresis the one that makes you go number one or number two?

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (xhfG9)

195 185

It seems like the eldest generation is now mostly Democrat, from what I've seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

Yes. I think stats bear that out… products of the 60’s… that era left real marks..

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (PCK5/)

196 When does James O'Keefe make his big announcement on Tucker's show today? Did he get out of the Vermont slammer?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (evoR5)

197
funny how Oprah made her billions mostly if not almost entirely from average white people who she now wants to shove into mass graves.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (x0n13)

198 Bob Eucker ate Yuca in Yucca Flats.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_______

While playing Euchre.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (Dm8we)

199 She has a lot of articles on child care costs. I am thinking if she asks me how I do it and I give her the answer “I am a huge fan of the patriarchy, I live with an exec and I don’t have to work” isn’t what she is going to be seeking.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024

This part always amuses me. The left claims childcare is too expensive, child care needs more regulation AND childcare workers should be paid more.

Well people you can pick one of those three to fix. Your choice.

Of course before modern leftwing economics one salary was all you needed to have a stay at home parent and a house.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (oZhjI)

200
Yeah, if a girl goes off "puberty blockers" at age 17, howthefuck is that "reversible?"

Irreversible Damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (A1wUB)

201 "Is a diaeresis the one that makes you go number one or number two?"

You're thinking of 'dialectic.'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (wU1J3)

202 On guy had to get the "Fight like hell" in beside the "Threat to democracy" quote.

Posted by: javems at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (8I4hW)

203 Tie him to the roof of a Country Squire wagon and get some gay guy to shave his head in a slow motion chase.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:52 PM (x0n13)

Lololol

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (0FoWg)

204 Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

Walz may look like Mr. Toad, but Mr. Toad was a much pleasanter character, IMO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (dTTBf)

205 You cur!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (kDn72)

206 186 22 Attorneys General threaten to use consumer protection laws against the American Academy of Pediatrics over their false claim that "puberty blocking" drugs are reversible.

http://tiny.cc/ttenzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)

There is no threaten. Do. Or do not.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (xhfG9)

207 @piper_moves
Hi Piper, I'm a business reporter for The Washington Post and am interested in chatting for a story if you have a minute. I'm at abha.bhattarai@washpost.com

Hmmmm…
Posted by: Piper

Hey there abba! How much do you weigh? Are you a large person? Roomy? What color is your hair? I might have a use for you..... Do you get claustrophobic or cranky when you're hungry?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (4XwPj)

208 195 185

It seems like the eldest generation is now mostly Democrat, from what I've seen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

Yes. I think stats bear that out… products of the 60’s… that era left real marks..
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (PCK5/)

=======

It may be why likely voter screens now tend to benefit Democrats now. The most likely voter demo is old people. Old people are mostly Democrats now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

209 Yeah, if a girl goes off "puberty blockers" at age 17, howthefuck is that "reversible?"

Irreversible Damage.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (A1wUB)

Crowder has been shouting this for years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Doof is now Doöf, thanks to this morning's discussion of punctuation, and the introduction of diaeresis into the discussion.

Please update your databases accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (a3Q+t)

Also acceptable:
Düf (Sponge version)
Doüf (Hrothgar version)

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (RhGG0)

211 Yuca has a flat too, y'know. Yucca ain't all that.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (wU1J3)

212 It's asphyxia, and I'm 99% sure it is ghastly unpleasant to experience.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM (wU1J3)

https://californiadiver.com/rapture-of-the-deep0204/

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (hOUT3)

213 155
Wife?

This is the first I'm hearing about any wife.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 02:59 PM (A1wUB)

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Yeah, apparently she edited his eBook or whatever it was.
People looked into it and her.

Funny how nobody in the media is talking about her.
It's almost like she's being avoided completely.

If this guy had been a right-winger lying in wait to assassinate Trump an army of media would be camped out in his wife's front yard for weeks.

This lady... nada. zero. zilch.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

214 Just respond: "I have no interest in having my furnace ducts cleaned."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (a3Q+t)

215 Liar liar pants on fire.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (Lnjzl)

216 Ya know, Normy,
Yuca is a Latin American/Caribbean vegetable like an apple. Yucca is the cactus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (x0n13)

fify Cliff

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (FCbAQ)

217 Also acceptable:
Düf (Sponge version)
Doüf (Hrothgar version)
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (RhGG0)

*ah-hem*

Düph

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

218 Calling Trump Hitler . . . and then offering $150,000 bounty on his head!!!!

Hey, hey, we're just reporting the news! Incessantly, if necessary, until the bounty is collected.

Posted by: The MFM at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (JzFC4)

219 Also Düph (alternate Sponge version)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

220 oops..

"...lying in wait to assassinate Kamala..." ^^^^

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (6ydKt)

221 Oh I can be a spokeperson.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at

Please reach out to my attorney, Dr. Elric the Blade. But prior to asking him anything, check to see if he is in super hero mode. It changes the dynamics.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)
______

Satanic Cannibal Mode is even worse

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

222 You're thinking of 'dialectic.'
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (wU1J3)

I thought those were insulators.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (xhfG9)

223 Doüf (Hrothgar version)
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (RhGG0)

Da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (hOUT3)

224
"injects nitrogen gas into the sealed chamber, according to its creators. The person is then supposed to fall asleep and die by suffocation in a few minutes."

It's asphyxia, and I'm 99% sure it is ghastly unpleasant to experience.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:03 PM

Actually it is the opposite, or people would not engage in auto-erotic asphyxiation. The nitrogen fills the lungs, people breath normally, no sense of drowning at all. As the oxygen level decreases euphoria increases. They go to sleep in that state. It is the most humane method there is.

There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

225 204 Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

Walz may look like Mr. Toad, but Mr. Toad was a much pleasanter character, IMO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (dTTBf)

Ratty and Badger had their hands full with him, but finally got his mind right…

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (PCK5/)

226 200
Yeah, if a girl goes off "puberty blockers" at age 17, howthefuck is that "reversible?"

Irreversible Damage.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (A1wUB)

She has to take Dan Blockers to prevent the banana bonanza . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)

227 white people who she now wants to shove into mass graves.

Gas for you! And gas for you! You all get gas!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (kDn72)

228 Also acceptable:
Düf (Sponge version)
Doüf (Hrothgar version)
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (RhGG0)

*ah-hem*

Düph
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

I can't keep üp

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (RhGG0)

229 For everybody wondering where Ryan Routh was getting his money, apparently it's his wife, Kathleen Shaffer, with the dough:...
.......

Then she should be arrested for accessory to attempted murder. Then this stupid family can have their own cell block.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

230 I'm not sure it's degrading support so much as she never had the support of the core constituencies in the first place. I've been screeching about this since she first stole the candidacy. The core Dem constituencies just don't like her. Can't say I blame them. She's guttersnipe garbage trash.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

======

Nah. They obviously love her.

That's why she won the Democrat primary vote against the incumbent president.

It was the massive, popular support within the party.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
_____

You so smaht! I stand corrected. That's why you're a COB.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

231 139 The Independent: Majority of voters say the threat of political violence will increase if Trump is elected in November. Donald Trump and JD Vance have both blamed threats to the former president’s life on Democratic rhetoric.

Half of those predicting violence after the election are welcoming it to the point of participating. The other half think there will be violence if Trump loses. DJT is a bad deal no matter what happens in November.

One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts that their threat of violence will not dissuade us from protecting democracy, restoring the middle class, and living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

They accept the setup.

Then botch the conclusion.

Sad.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

Every assassination attempt at a us president since Ford was aimed at the right from the left, and the two Kennedy killings were blue on blue.. so yeah preach it about violence lefties.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (uBBbP)

232 Yuca has a flat too, y'know. Yucca ain't all that.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp

I bet Yugos got flats all the time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (v6JzV)

233 Yucca Flats>>Tortilla Flats

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

234 Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

see 212

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (hOUT3)

235 I saw Dan Blockers open for Dave Landau at The Laff Factory in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

236 230
You so smaht! I stand corrected. That's why you're a COB.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

======

I mean...that is how she became the nominee, right?

She ran against Biden in the primary, established an electoral constituency, built it, and used that to overwhelm Biden and take the nomination?

There wasn't some sort of backroom shenanigans that I missed, were there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

237 Every assassination attempt at a us president since Ford was aimed at the right from the left, and the two Kennedy killings were blue on blue.. so yeah preach it about violence lefties.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

The left has never committed an act of violence.
-The Whoopster

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:12 PM (CIS44)

238 Re: asphyxia, I stand corrected.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Rebuilding 88% at September 24, 2024 03:12 PM (wU1J3)

239 If you need a gay dude who will shave Romney's head while standing in a moving convertible, I'm nominating Tim Dillon. He'd do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 03:12 PM (0FoWg)

240 They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.

Right until the crater.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 03:12 PM (kDn72)

241 There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Payne Stewart

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 03:12 PM (4oXVn)

242 funny how Oprah made her billions mostly if not almost entirely from average white people who she now wants to shove into mass graves.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:07 PM (x0n13)

Well those sheep have been fleeced, and people like mutton, so...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (FCbAQ)

243 224 There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

Yes. They scrambled a fighter to chase him or shoot down but then the plane crashed in North Dakota IIRC.

I met and briefly worked with 70s tennis star Vitas Gerulaitas several times over the years, and was devastated when he died of Carbon monoxide posioning that was leaking from a stove in a beach house. Horrible way to go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (x0n13)

244 There wasn't some sort of backroom shenanigans that I missed, were there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Nope. She won the open primary we totally had.
-Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

245 Old people are mostly Democrats now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Daughter apparently registered or voted with a Dem ballot in a primary.

As a result, two aged Commies came to our door on Sunday to "talk about Kamala."

Grrr

Posted by: Barry from Chicago at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (BqVNE)

246
There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

Payne Stewart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

247 Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)
====================
Obviously, joy, the recognition of stronk womanhood, and antiracism.

Duh.

Posted by: Hugh Jackman at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (A1VDq)

248 53. The programming of leftists works because they've been handed participation trophies all of their lives and have come to the realization they've lead much emptier lives than the middle America they despise. . . .

Posted by: blake - semi lurker

100%

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (JkCto)

249 Off scoamf sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (BqVNE)

250 I can't keep üp
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (RhGG0)

Böb Dole can help.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (xhfG9)

251 122 How long do you think it’ll take the elite betters to Rehabilitate us???
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 02:54 PM (PCK5/)

Far longer than they have.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)

252 asphyxia

Like eyes fixed on a nice turdcutter?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (kDn72)

253 I mean...that is how she became the nominee, right?

She ran against Biden in the primary, established an electoral constituency, built it, and used that to overwhelm Biden and take the nomination?

There wasn't some sort of backroom shenanigans that I missed, were there?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott
.......

Of course not. She is what the Dems call a Quality Candidate.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

254 Ass fixing? Tell me more.
-- Pete Bootyjudge

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

255 245 Daughter apparently registered or voted with a Dem ballot in a primary.

As a result, two aged Commies came to our door on Sunday to "talk about Kamala."

Grrr
Posted by: Barry from Chicago at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM (BqVNE)

=======

Kamala's campaign got my email and phone number somehow.

Through my sister. All of the emails and texts are addressed to her.

I don't think she did it on purpose. She's not like that (well, she is a Democrat). I suspect it's something along the lines of she shared a contact list with someone she shouldn't have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

256 I met and briefly worked with 70s tennis star Vitas Gerulaitas several times over the years

That name always sounded like a rare disease to me.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

257 Remember, Doöf and coöperate us diaeresis marks.

Queensrÿche uses an umlaut.

Also, don't forget your Oxford commas.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (a3Q+t)

258 253 Of course not. She is what the Dems call a Quality Candidate.
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

========

Barely functioning like John Fetterman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

259 "Half of America thinks there will be violence if Trump wins."

"That's why we need to burn this fucker down!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Exactly. The Left is holding America hostage with a threat of violence if they don't get their way.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

260 Yucca Flats>>Tortilla Flats
Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM (PCK5/)

Naw, Tortilla Flat has a cool saloon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (9mAoJ)

261 >Caroline Ellison of FTX to be sentenced today in Manhattan court. Ellison pled guilty to 7 charges including wire fraud and money laundering. Her charges carry a maximum of 110 years but the probation department suggests only 3 years of supervised probation for cooperation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (cf/0E)

262 I can't keep üp
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (RhGG0)

Böb Dole can help.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (xhfG9)

Löl

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (RhGG0)

263 Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

I guess you didn't see Fran Drescher's game-changing ad this morning.

Posted by: spindrift at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (OguvZ)

264 "When you call the guy Hitler for years and again, you create billions of impressions around that, and it's not like a one-off statement, but it's something that is drummed into the public over and over again. It seems like to me you are asking for trouble"

If you truly believe that Trump is Hitler, then anything/everything is morally justifiable. In fact, you're morally obligated to take some action; to not do so is cowardice. This is how I know with absolute certainty that there will be massive cheating. Would you take the chance that if you played honestly a dictator might win?

So, anyone who says Trump is Hitler is either: 1) A cheater; 2) A coward (for not cheating); 3) A lying sack of sh*t (doesn't actually believe Trump is Hitler).

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (VGRuw)

265 I was getting every Dem on the east coast texting me to vote for Kamala.

I voted, in person, on Friday, and suddenly, crickets. Their targeting operation is on point.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (xhfG9)

266 Twitter employees are leftist. Elon can give orders he can’t make it happen though.

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (lheRj)

267 Remember Loki's speech in Germany to people who longed to be ruled? To be subservient to a higher authority? He was addressing leftards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (pohLc)

268 256 I met and briefly worked with 70s tennis star Vitas Gerulaitas several times over the years

That name always sounded like a rare disease to me.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes, I've heard t abused as Fetus Meningitis. He really was a very nice guy. He would come up to our summer camp with one of the pros from Turn berry to play against the best kids and they handicapped themselves by using frying pans as rackets. Always a hoot! RIP Vitas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (x0n13)

269 Exactly. The Left is holding America hostage with a threat of violence if they don't get their way.

-------

Ten years' worth of "spontaneous" riots out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 03:17 PM (0FoWg)

270 Exactly. The Left is holding America hostage with a threat of violence if they don't get their way.
Posted by: Intercepted DU T

Cities weren't boarding up in case of a Biden win.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:17 PM (CIS44)

271 Exactly. The Left is holding America hostage with a threat of violence if they don't get their way.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

It’s coming down the pike anyway.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 03:17 PM (4oXVn)

272 I can't keep üp
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:10 PM (RhGG0)

Böb Dole can help.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:14 PM (xhfG9)

Löl
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (RhGG0)

Ök. This shit's getting öüt öf cöntröl.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

273 265 I was getting every Dem on the east coast texting me to vote for Kamala.

I voted, in person, on Friday, and suddenly, crickets. Their targeting operation is on point.
Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2024 03:16 PM (xhfG9)

Meanwhile I emailed by state’s GOP asking for signs for local candidates. Silence. Not so much as an auto reply email back.

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (lheRj)

274
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:09 PM (RKVpM)

see 212

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:11 PM

Interesting, that's probably why the first time I took a deep scuba dive I blanked out completely at about 80 feet depth. I 'came to' being escorted back down to the bottom. No recall whatsoever of what happened.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (RKVpM)

275 Hmmm. Wonder how this looks.

Posted by: Bülgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)

276 I don't think she did it on purpose. She's not like that (well, she is a Democrat). I suspect it's something along the lines of she shared a contact list with someone she shouldn't have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September

Oh boy….

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (pZEOD)

277 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

278 Posted by: B�lgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Spönge - F*ck Jöe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

279 "One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts"

I really try to avoid DU, but the word "MAGAts" jumped out of me. So Donald Trump and people who willl vote for him are primed for violence, but there's no threat from the left if you're calling his supporters a name for some loathsome bug like infestation like a "maggots"?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (dTTBf)

280 The Horde is arguing over what is and isn’t Yacht Rock? That’s certainly a new wrinkle.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Aoykm)

281 Every assassination attempt at a us president since Ford was aimed at the right from the left, and the two Kennedy killings were blue on blue.. so yeah preach it about violence lefties.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

The first Trump attempt was by a Registered Republican, and the second was by a patriotic American trying to save American and Ukrainian Democracy from fascism!

Posted by: Deranged, rabid, gaslighting Leftists at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

282 277 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

Don’t think about otters…

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (PCK5/)

283 Whattya, hic, a pussy?
Posted by: 10000 drunken armed cowboys shooting up the movie screens of our youth with a big YeeHaw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (FCbAQ)
-------------

I respect Rancher Bob, CHQ and Ben Had. Plus, I think it's just good policy. Once less thing to trip me up should worst case happen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 03:00 PM (tT6L1)

*group shrug*
Fine, have it your way.
We'll just be over here dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City....

Posted by: 10000 drunken armed cowboys shooting up the movie screens of our youth with a big YeeHaw at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (FCbAQ)

284 273 Meanwhile I emailed by state’s GOP asking for signs for local candidates. Silence. Not so much as an auto reply email back.
Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (lheRj)

Our county GOP center is only about 10 minutes away. I should go see what they have.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (pZEOD)

285 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

Send them some fish puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (4oXVn)

286 only 3 years of supervised probation for cooperation.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 03:15 PM (cf/0E)

How supervised? Are they going to make her shower?

Probably not, now that I think about. Her various dermal flora and fauna are probably necessary by now. A shower might kill her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (0FoWg)

287 Hmmm. So Pixy won't let me use the umlaut in my nic. I am disappoint.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (v6JzV)

288 Weren't we all saying this in 2017 or am I crazy?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (lX8VI)

289 I met and briefly worked with 70s tennis star Vitas Gerulaitas several times over the years, and was devastated when he died of Carbon monoxide posioning that was leaking from a stove in a beach house. Horrible way to go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
___________

Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

290 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

Be very cautious. Take your time. Slow and steady prevents the ass-showing.

Posted by: Spönge - F*ck Jöe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

291 I can't be the only one thinking that the Navy needs to stop letting the high sailors steer the boat.

US Navy Oiler Runs Aground, Forcing Carrier Strike Group to Scramble for Fuel

https://tinyurl.com/4274k5c2
(gCaptain)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (6ydKt)

292 267 Remember Loki's speech in Germany to people who longed to be ruled? To be subservient to a higher authority? He was addressing leftards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I stopped watching Marvel stuff some time ago.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

293 Well, that was odd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

294 Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

I was asking myself the same question yesterday and all I could come up with is releasing the Trump emails or have Biden resign and make Harris the super triple first president.

Posted by: anon at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (RqMDa)

295 Ök. This shit's getting öüt öf cöntröl.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:17 PM

Änd wë'll bë lückÿ tö lïvë thröügh ït.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter, USN at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (a3Q+t)

296 Caroline Ellison of FTX to be sentenced today in Manhattan court. Ellison pled guilty to 7 charges including wire fraud and money laundering. Her charges carry a maximum of 110 years but the probation department suggests only 3 years of supervised probation for cooperation.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

And 107 more for her looks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)

297 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

Word

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (RhGG0)

298
There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.
>

Payne Stewart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM

That's it. Did they end up shooting the plane down or let it crash on it's own? I forget, such a sad story to follow, that I didn't wanna.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (RKVpM)

299 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched
.......

Pro Tip: don't push the 'share screen" button.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

300 Posted by: B�lgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)

"On you it looks fabulous!"

- - Judge Smails

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (x0n13)

301 Send them some fish puns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

heh. I'm already a bit of a disruptor. Hence my joining virtually, mic off and video off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

302 289 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

I think you're thinking of Rod Laver. Serve was so booming it literally over time did stretch his arm.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:23 PM (x0n13)

303 But he won't. He won't use the left's own tools against them. He's committed himself to (mostly) open dialogue.
-----------------

Anyone who has paid attention to me, first of all I am sorry, but second of all you know that I said that open dialog and free speech is a fucking farce if you let subversives have it too. You cannot have any kind of worthy society where communists are allowed to speak freely. Any "new" system must be one where communists are silenced and imprisoned.

I don't think most of us have the stomach for it. If Trump said we need to start jailing people for their asshole speech we would have 100,000 "true conservatives" get in a huff they way they did when he said he wanted to "open up the libel laws". Granted things are different now, maybe some have seen the light...

But for every person I see who says Trump needs to be a "revolutionary", we have a thousand who get the vapors whenever he even hints at coloring outside the lines.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:23 PM (lX8VI)

304 Send them some fish puns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Solely for the halibut.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (v6JzV)

305 I bet Ellison smells like a bucket of dead flies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (0FoWg)

306 Hence my joining virtually, mic off and video off.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Why do I have no trouble believing that?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (hOUT3)

307 I am disappoint.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (v6JzV)

So, I have questions on this phrase.

I've always taken the meme with the lib douchetard pictured with that phrase to mean that he, in fact, caused disappointment in others. Not that he was disappointed.

I am disappoint, meaning, I am a source of disappointment for others.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Aside from taking Trump out can anyone come up with a plausible explanation of how Harris can regain any momentum in this race?

Posted by: JackStraw

She’s up m virtually every poll out there other than Rasmussen. But OK polls aren’t trustworthy. Then how do you know she’snot gaining momentum? If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (lheRj)

309 We were discussing this battlefield prep here on this smart military blog contemporaneously but now we're supposed to care that a lib admits it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

310 Here's another crazy leftist who heard the Democrat's call to assassinate Trump.

Warren Jones Crazybull in his own words:
http://tiny.cc/evenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (Odg76)

311 "Trump IS a threat, though. You can't just lie and not callout a danger where it exists. If Trump wins, elections are over for, and it's back to the Stone Age - American Taliban wins forever. He's said so himself."

--

Point on the doll where Trump said elections are over if he wins. What he's said is cheating and fraud would be prosecuted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (N2zvp)

312 302 289 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

I think you're thinking of Rod Laver. Serve was so booming it literally over time did stretch his arm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Huh. I always assumed that "Masterbatin' Pete" guy was probably built similarly for, uh, obvious reasons.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (JCZqz)

313 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

Nope - that was me

*sock still fits!*

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (RhGG0)

314 There was a famous golfer whose plane had a slow oxygen leak at high altitude. They all went to sleep. Gradually. Peacefully.
>

Payne Stewart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:13 PM

Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (pohLc)

315
That's it. Did they end up shooting the plane down or let it crash on it's own? I forget, such a sad story to follow, that I didn't wanna.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:22 PM (RKVpM)

They allowed it to crash on it's own as there was no danger to anyone where it went down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

I think you're thinking of Rod Laver. Serve was so booming it literally over time did stretch his arm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
___________

No, it wasn't Laver. I think this guy was south american.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (Dm8we)

317
Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (pohLc)

Systems failed spectacularly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Doof is now Doöf, thanks to this morning's discussion of punctuation, and the introduction of diaeresis into the discussion.

Please update your databases accordingly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024

***
Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

319 Kyrsten Sinema
@kyrstensinema
·
2h
To state the supremely obvious, eliminating the filibuster to codify Roe v Wade also enables a future Congress to ban all abortion nationwide.

What an absolutely terrible, shortsighted idea.
Quote
Square profile picture
Axios
@axios
·
2h
Vice President Harris told Wisconsin Public Radio that she supports eliminating the Senate filibuster to codify Roe v. Wade.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (pZEOD)

320 Point on the doll where Trump said elections are over if he wins. What he's said is cheating and fraud would be prosecuted.
Posted by: Lady in Blac

He said he'd be a dictator on day 1 of his next term as president!!!!

Posted by: Rabid Leftists at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

321 I met and briefly worked with 70s tennis star Vitas Gerulaitas several times over the years, and was devastated when he died of Carbon monoxide posioning that was leaking from a stove in a beach house. Horrible way to go.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
---------
Vital had a great quote after finally defeating Jimmy Connors in their 17th match, "Let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats vitas Gerulaitas 17 times in a row."

Posted by: scampydog at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (uJ65b)

322 I just keep asking "why?" if it a new policy doesn't directly have a positive impact on patient care, why are we doing it?

sometimes the higher ups don't like explaining their reasoning. because it's stupid

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (W2Pud)

323 Systems failed spectacularly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

We know the feeling.

Posted by: Joe Bidens Bowels at September 24, 2024 03:27 PM (JCZqz)

324 So, I have questions on this phrase.

I've always taken the meme with the lib douchetard pictured with that phrase to mean that he, in fact, caused disappointment in others. Not that he was disappointed.

I am disappoint, meaning, I am a source of disappointment for others.
Posted by: Sponge

I've never seen that meme. I just learned the phrase here, where it seems to mean "disappointed."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

325 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

Was in a bar in Miami once years ago...there was a guy walking around, seemed to be a manager at the place or some such, who had the biggest triceps I'd ever seen. But that was it. Just his triceps. No other muscle on his upper body matched the work put in to grow those tri's.

It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. I could never get a good picture of it because it was too dark and the cell phone cams back then weren't good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

326 >>>group shrug*
Fine, have it your way.
We'll just be over here dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City....
Posted by: 10000 drunken armed cowboys shooting up the movie screens of our youth with a big YeeHaw at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (FCbAQ)

====

"I’m tired. Tired of being admired..."

Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (4pUHw)

327 Wasn't he the guy with one arm noticeably bigger than the other?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:20 PM (Dm8we)

I think you're thinking of Rod Laver. Serve was so booming it literally over time did stretch his arm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
___________

No, it wasn't Laver. I think this guy was south american.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (Dm8we)

Paolo somethinorother

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (y9nCu)

328 >>I think you're thinking of Rod Laver. Serve was so booming it literally over time did stretch his arm.

Same thing happened to garrett. He doesn't play tennis.

Sadly, he's almost blind now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (LkLld)

329 Last 3 songs played on SiriusXM Yacht Rock Radio:
So Into You - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Drift Away - Dobie Gray
Sailing - Christopher Cross

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (RhGG0)

330 sometimes the higher ups don't like explaining their reasoning. because it's stupid
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sometimes, the reason is 10%!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:29 PM (hOUT3)

331 316 No, it wasn't Laver. I think this guy was south american.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM (Dm8we)

Pancho Segura? But Laver's service arm was longer than his other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:29 PM (x0n13)

332 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

I'd say you're playing with fire. Was texting a friend (while under the influence) the other night. Accidentally responded to her text with a text to my daughter. Oops.

Posted by: Lady Who Lurks at September 24, 2024 03:29 PM (JCLJi)

333 She’s up m virtually every poll out there other than Rasmussen. But OK polls aren’t trustworthy. Then how do you know she’snot gaining momentum? If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?
Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (lheRj)

Nobody's supposed to know. That's the point so manipulation can happen and it's plausible.

Posted by: InZona at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (CwqPe)

334 Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

It's also used in Spanish. A "u" preceding an "e" is usually silent, but if the "u" has a diaeresis over it, it is pronounced like a "w."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)

335 @axios
·
2h
Vice President Harris told Wisconsin Public Radio that she supports eliminating the Senate filibuster to codify Roe v. Wade.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (pZEOD)

Why do you sick bastards need to murder babies so bad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM

You are correct, except I would argue the pronunciation, is closer to "Dew-oof", or "Disco Dew-oof" if you want to be more formal.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (a3Q+t)

337 Kyrsten Sinema
@kyrstensinema
·
2h
To state the supremely obvious, eliminating the filibuster to codify Roe v Wade also enables a future Congress to ban all abortion nationwide.

What an absolutely terrible, shortsighted idea.

All the idiot leftists in her replies are telling Sinema the Republicans are going to eliminate the filibuster anyway, so it's no big deal.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (Odg76)

338 Last 3 songs played on SiriusXM Yacht Rock Radio:
So Into You - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Drift Away - Dobie Gray
Sailing - Christopher Cross
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024

***
I looked over that Yacht/Nyacht website Ace linked to. I'd question some of the songs on the Nyacht side and say they belong to Yacht . . . but I don't know them without playing each one on YooToob. Which suggests that Yacht Rock tends to encompass tunes that were well-known hits in their day (like the three above), and Nyacht does not?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

339 I wonder what words they would use to "codify Roe v. Wade"
After all, the decision made at the supreme court level was interpreted to legalize abortion across all 50 states.
You'd have to name what it is you're legalizing in order to pass a law, and be specific if you don't want it shut down by courts again.

It might make for some clarifying moments with the stupid American people ( and there are lots)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (FCbAQ)

340 *bangs head on desk*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

341
Same thing happened to garrett. He doesn't play tennis.

Sadly, he's almost blind now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM

With very hairy palms.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

342 Well...duh.

Posted by: Sifty at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (JZLN3)

343

Paolo somethinorother
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (y9nCu)

I do not understand this longer arm of which you speak. I only have 3 legs.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

344 333 She’s up m virtually every poll out there other than Rasmussen. But OK polls aren’t trustworthy. Then how do you know she’snot gaining momentum? If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?
Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (lheRj)

========

You're such a fucking tool.

"Polls are great, except Rassmussen and Trafalgar which suck. Just look at how close the RCP average was! It's not like it includes both Rasmussen and Trafalgar!"

Narrator: Rasmussen and Trafalgar represent roughly a third of the RCP average in 2020.

Also, Quinnipac just released a poll today showing Trump up.

Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

345 In the Leftard universe, insanity, stupidity, and evil are legal tender.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (pohLc)

346 Same thing happened to garrett. He doesn't play tennis.

Sadly, he's almost blind now.
---------------
How does he ride his Vespa blind?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (c711F)

347 Nobody's supposed to know. That's the point so manipulation can happen and it's plausible.

Posted by: InZona at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (CwqPe)

Bingo

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (lX8VI)

348 living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

Out: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

In: Living in a pod, eating bugs, and getting your genitalia cut off

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (oZhjI)

349 Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
It's also used in Spanish. A "u" preceding an "e" is usually silent, but if the "u" has a diaeresis over it, it is pronounced like a "w."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024

***
I was just thinking about English. Spanish uses a diaresis?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (J2vNu)

350 I read a paper years ago that talked about newspapers during Lincoln's time. The things they wrote about him--makes today look soft. They were trying to get someone to shoot him, and they succeeded.

Posted by: PJU at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (RRCAT)

351 290 I'm in a virtual meeting. one screen meeting, one screen you guys.
hopefully I don't confuse the two and send the wrong messages out
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:18 PM (W2Pud)

————

Please don’t pull a Tubin.

Posted by: Crazy at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (xZjrU)

352 That's the point so manipulation can happen and it's plausible.
Posted by: InZona at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (CwqPe)

CNN: Harris wins with the overwhelming margin we have been privately predicting would occur...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (hOUT3)

353 *bangs head on desk*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

Metal health will drive you mad.

Posted by: Quiet Riot at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (OguvZ)

354 Same thing happened to garrett. He doesn't play tennis.

Sadly, he's almost blind now.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 03:28 PM (LkLld)

We'll take him!

Posted by: Umpires at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (FCbAQ)

355 Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.
----------------
James, you have the power to dispatch this tool. Its your first day as a made man.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (c711F)

356 Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM

You are correct, except I would argue the pronunciation, is closer to "Dew-oof", or "Disco Dew-oof" if you want to be more formal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I think it would be more like "doe-off" (on the analogy of "coe-operate").

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)

357 *bangs head on desk*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM

Look up at the ceiling, and think of sea otters.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

358 >>How does he ride his Vespa blind?

He's in Montana. What's he going to hit, Big Feet?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (LkLld)

359 oh boy! a group activity! too bad i'm not upstairs! oh rats!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

360
Why do you sick bastards need to murder babies so bad?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Why does the wind blow?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (lX8VI)

361
Cinema is technically correct. Except the GOP would never do what the Democrats are obviously itching to do if they ever had the chance.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (x0n13)

362
Please don’t pull a Tubin.
Posted by: Crazy at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (xZjrU)

Is it really that bad if a broad does it?

I mean, as long as it's not Trigglypuff for something like that.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

363 Strike one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

364 Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

I can't tell if he/it is a troll or not

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (IyPmt)

365

The prog zombies think Trump staged all of this.

Even though someone got shot.

They are convinced of a grand conspiracy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzx at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (pJEpN)

366 Oh, right, Spanish does use a diaresis. It's been a long long time since my classroom study:

vergüenza shame
lingüística linguistics

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

367 oh boy! a group activity! too bad i'm not upstairs! oh rats!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Tell me it's trust falls. Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (CIS44)

368
Why does the wind blow?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (lX8VI)

Because SpongeBro is out fishing somewhere........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

369 I looked over that Yacht/Nyacht website Ace linked to. I'd question some of the songs on the Nyacht side and say they belong to Yacht . . . but I don't know them without playing each one on YooToob. Which suggests that Yacht Rock tends to encompass tunes that were well-known hits in their day (like the three above), and Nyacht does not?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

Fine line between yacht rock, tugboat tunes, and dinghy ditties

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (RhGG0)

370 350 I read a paper years ago that talked about newspapers during Lincoln's time. The things they wrote about him--makes today look soft. They were trying to get someone to shoot him, and they succeeded.
---------------
Yeah, well Lincoln did kill a lot of people. Literally Hitler.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (c711F)

371 I can't tell if he/it is a troll or not

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 03:34 PM (IyPmt)

That's the best kind of troll.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (lX8VI)

372 The right needs to start characterizing these guys as legitimately crazy. Too many people believe the same nonsense, let's show them it's actually insane. Psych eval, whatever. We've been telling them they're nuts, now let's stand by that. Prove it. The left is batshit crazy.

Posted by: cpurick at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (lNjg1)

373 Why does the wind blow?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (lX8VI)
---------
How many roads must a man walk down?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (VdhcA)

374 Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

GEEZ!!!! Fine.......

Lord....a guy gets a promotion and it goes STRAIGHT to his head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

375
"We can't afford 4 more years of this."

Posted by: mrp55 at September 24, 2024 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

376 GEEZ!!!! Fine.......

Lord....a guy gets a promotion and it goes STRAIGHT to his head.
Posted by: Sponge

What's that say about absolute power?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)

377 "U is the only vowel in Spanish with an occasional diaeresis or trema." No wonder I'd forgotten it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

378 358 >>How does he ride his Vespa blind?

He's in Montana. What's he going to hit, Big Feet?
---------------
You don't want to hit a buffalo. They hit back big.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (c711F)

379 She’s up m virtually every poll out there other than Rasmussen. But OK polls aren’t trustworthy. Then how do you know she’snot gaining momentum? If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?
Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (lheRj)
==============================
Feel better? Talking to yourself is A-OK when you feel lost.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (0di5a)

380 What's that say about absolute power?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)

It's worth two in the bush?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (lX8VI)

381 I saw Occasional Diaresis open for Traveling Wilburys.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (VdhcA)

382
What's that say about absolute power?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)

It powers, absolutely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

383 So will the October surprise be FJB just resigning because of "health reasos" and installing Kamala as president, giving her the needed momentum. She could be officially elected as the first female president.

Posted by: Megthered at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (VihIQ)

384 >>>Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?

As a retired commercial pilot with over 12,000 hours of logged flight time, I think I am well- qualified to answer your question.

What was it, again?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (Y1sOo)

385

The weeks of Harris ads on YT will mercifully cease in a couple of months.

Posted by: mrp55 at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

386
Why does the wind blow?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (lX8VI)

LeeLoo Multipass

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (y9nCu)

387
It's worth two in the bush?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (lX8VI)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Wouldn't the pronunciation be "Doh-awf"? Or something like it. In the very olden days (around 1900), the diaresis mark was used to show that two identical vowels were to be pronounced separately. Ex., "cooperate," as we spell it today. It was once "co-operate" (which is how it's pronounced still) and for a time, "coöperate."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:25 PM

You are correct, except I would argue the pronunciation, is closer to "Dew-oof", or "Disco Dew-oof" if you want to be more formal.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I think it would be more like "doe-off" (on the analogy of "coe-operate").
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)

If I have to tell you how to pronounce my name, then you're racist. That's what I learned from the veep

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (RhGG0)

389 381 I saw Occasional Diaresis open for Traveling Wilburys.
--------------
Best to eat cheese to tighten stools up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (c711F)

390 How many roads must a man walk down?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar

Walking down Highway 61 a second time is not recommended!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (hOUT3)

391 Vice President Harris told Wisconsin Public Radio that she supports eliminating the Senate filibuster to codify Roe v. Wade.
Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 03:26 PM (pZEOD)

Why do you sick bastards need to murder babies so bad?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

It's almost as if they have to keep middle aged unmarried white women from voting for Republicans, because Cummala is DOING SO GOOD AT SPREADING JOY.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

392 So will the October surprise be FJB just resigning because of "health reasos" and installing Kamala as president, giving her the needed momentum. She could be officially elected as the first female president.
Posted by: Megthered at September 24, 2024

***
I want an October Surprise where Walz is outed with incontrovertible video or audio proof that he was and is a pedo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

393 My economic plan will tax the rich, so they pay their fair share!!!

Anyone making over $30K a year will pay higher taxes...

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (BSF0H)

394 It's worth two in the bush?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:37 PM (lX8VI)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Haven't clicked -- please tell me it's Ozzy

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (RhGG0)

395
If I have to tell you how to pronounce my name, then you're racist. That's what I learned from the veep
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (RhGG0)

We rate this statement as: FACT!

Posted by: Snopes at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

396 And lemme tell ya', spreading Joy is what led to this little problem in the first place.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

397
Haven't clicked -- please tell me it's Ozzy

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (RhGG0)

It's Ozzy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

398 384 >>>Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?
---------------
They do have them but you are normally unconscious when they go off.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (c711F)

399 392 So will the October surprise be FJB just resigning because of "health reasos" and installing Kamala as president, giving her the needed momentum. She could be officially elected as the first female president.
Posted by: Megthered at September 24, 2024

***
I want an October Surprise where Walz is outed with incontrovertible video or audio proof that he was and is a pedo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 03:39 PM (J2vNu)

=======

P Diddy video of Hillary and Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

400 because Cummala is DOING SO GOOD AT SPREADING JOY.
Posted by: BurtTC

Joy is not what Kumala spreads.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

401 ***-- so why shouldn't it start shadowbanning Kamala Harris and the Marxist Fake News outlets?
--------------------------------

he thinks the that more people need to see her
the more they see her the more they know her
the more repulsed they will be

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (Mr3X0)

402 Joy is not what Kumala spreads.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

Nothing a shot can't cure.

Posted by: Umpires at September 24, 2024 03:41 PM (FCbAQ)

403 P Diddy video of Hillary and Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

Intriguing thought, yet disgusting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (pohLc)

404 - Not Found

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)

405
Harris shouts into her special phone:"Send more buses!"

CONVOY!

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

406 Joy is not what Kumala spreads.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

Nothing a shot can't cure.
Posted by: Umpires at September 24, 2024 03:41 PM (FCbAQ)
-------------
12 gauge or .45?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (VdhcA)

407 398 384 >>>Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?
---------------
They do have them but you are normally unconscious when they go off.
Posted by: Pudinhead
--------------------------

THat way you won't be scared.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (Mr3X0)

408 So, I'm kinda wondering......

Usher deleted all of his social media presence once the Diddy stuff starting flying all over the place.

It's widely known, now, that Usher has herpes.

When did he get it and when did he reveal it to the public?

How many of those attending the parties Usher attended are now panicking.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

409
What's that say about absolute power?
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)

That it's pretty fuckin' awesome?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

410 Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

LOL. Dave does some good work, here and on twitter, of making sense of what's going on with polling. One of the most obscure parts of polling is the modeling they do, in order to report results. And this year that's complete guesswork, polls could easily be 10 points off in either direction.

So look to other indicators as to which campaign is doing well. Which campaign is running smoothly, and which one is starting to panic?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (wyMQY)

411 P Diddy video of Hillary and Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, g

*Pours bleach on brain*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)

412 404 - Not Found
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)

You've stolen TJM's schtick quite effectively, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

413 Gay is the new word for butthole faggots.

Joy is the new word for clap.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

414 If I have to tell you how to pronounce my name, then you're racist. That's what I learned from the veep
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM

Just as I'm now being tagged as "D-Thrax" or "Big Daddy D-Thrax", you'll take what The Horde calls you, and maybe, *just maybe*, you'll be able to clear your name on the dance floor Saturday night at the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (a3Q+t)

415 P Diddy video of Hillary and Kamala.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

I don't know about Cummala, but they say Hillory liked to go to the New Mexico ranch, dress up like a cowgirl, and milk some heifers.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

416 308 If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?

you don't. that's required to give plausible deniability to the steal.

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (sGtp+)

417 280 The Horde is arguing over what is and isn’t Yacht Rock? That’s certainly a new wrinkle.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 24, 2024 03:19 PM (Aoykm)

We should have a segment here at AoS - or, better yet, and app that determines which songs qualify.

I'd call it 'Yacht or Not'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (8FZgH)

418 How many of those attending the parties Usher attended are now panicking.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
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That house will fall.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (VdhcA)

419 408 So, I'm kinda wondering......

Usher deleted all of his social media presence once the Diddy stuff starting flying all over the place.

It's widely known, now, that Usher has herpes."

Don't blame Usher, he didn't get it from a person, he got it from his dog.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (wyMQY)

420 127...One of the best arguments for electing Harris is that we have to show the MAGAts that their threat of violence will not dissuade us from protecting democracy, restoring the middle class, and living up to the promises of the Declaration of Independence!

This is insane.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (Rbu5d)

421 >>>They do have them but you are normally unconscious when they go off.

That's not true.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (Y1sOo)

422
Don't blame Usher, he didn't get it from a person, he got it from his dog.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (wyMQY)

Diddy had Usher's dog at his parties?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

423 You've stolen TJM's schtick quite effectively, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Ahem. TJM is there something you'd like to tell the class?

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (lX8VI)

424 They've got 6 weeks to get the job done because if they do it after that, Vance will be president

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

425 So will the October surprise be FJB just resigning because of "health reasos" and installing Kamala as president, giving her the needed momentum. She could be officially elected as the first female president.
Posted by: Megthered at September 24, 2024

You didn't put "resigning" in scare quotes like I just did.

Posted by: mrp at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

426 I think that there is a mass-casualty event at a Trump rally in the making. A planted bomb, suicide bomber, attack by drone(s). Something. Doubt They will go with The Lone Gunman again. And again it will be framed as "SEE!!! TRUMP ATTRACTS VIOLENCE AND DEATH!!"

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (PWI4f)

427 As a retired commercial pilot with over 12,000 hours of logged flight time, I think I am well- qualified to answer your question.

What was it, again?
Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (Y1sOo)

Just so it wasn't with Aeroflot...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (y9nCu)

428 OMFG

they're playing trivia.

what are the names of the four golden girls?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (W2Pud)

429 407 398 384 >>>Does not a pressurized aircraft have a pressure loss alarm at altitude?
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They do have them but you are normally unconscious when they go off.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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THat way you won't be scared.

ah. like peril-sensitive sunglasses.

Posted by: anachronda at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

430 383 So will the October surprise be FJB just resigning because of "health reasos" and installing Kamala as president, giving her the needed momentum. She could be officially elected as the first female president.
Posted by: Megthered at September 24, 2024 03:38 PM (VihIQ)

No. That's because Biden can't pardon Hunter before Election Day - that would kill any planned momentum. He also can't guarantee that Kamala would keep any promise to do so after Election Day.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (8FZgH)

431
what are the names of the four golden girls?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (W2Pud)

Blanche, Rose........crap.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Blanche, Rose........crap.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

sophia dorothy

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 03:46 PM (CIS44)

433 416 308 If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?

you don't. that's required to give plausible deniability to the steal.
Posted by: anachronda
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Where they go and what they say tells you the weak spots.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 03:46 PM (Mr3X0)

434 They've got 6 weeks to get the job done because if they do it after that, Vance will be president
Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

WE WILL KILL HIM TOO>

Posted by: MSM at September 24, 2024 03:47 PM (nvKZ7)

435 OMFG

they're playing trivia.

what are the names of the four golden girls?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM (W2Pud)

Golden oldies
Golden grahams
Golden Oreos
and...
umm...
Golden showers??

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 03:47 PM (RhGG0)

436 Nood. Eww.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 24, 2024 03:48 PM (8FZgH)

437 i
WE WILL KILL HIM TOO>

Posted by: MSM at September 24, 2024 03:47 PM (nvKZ7)

Begs the question.....what media person will be approached to "take one for the team" and sacrifice themselves for the greater good.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

438
I've spent hours looking through the Q & A section of Rasmussen and it's impressive. He's wrong this election in a lot of areas because the left has pushed him into the corner. Intentionally, with malice.

If he says it's currently Trump +2 you can bank on that. I'd add about +4 to that because he's over-weighing (D)'s AND (R)'s at the expense of (I)'s who are definitely pro-Trump.

We still have to beat the cheat by showing up and embarrassing them so bad they don't win again for 20 years. For the children, who the bastards on the left want to mutilate.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 03:49 PM (RKVpM)

439 Trump has one thing in his favor, his leftard enemies are so stupid and incompetent they couldn't pull of an organized circle jerk, much less an assassination.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 03:49 PM (pohLc)

440 they're playing trivia.

what are the names of the four golden girls?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 03:45 PM

Better than 'What are the French catheter sizes?'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2024 03:49 PM (a3Q+t)

441 These comments are cracking me up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! We have your joy right here! at September 24, 2024 03:49 PM (uBb4f)

442 We have had murder politics before… approval of it was not around 50% though, yes??

Posted by: tubal at September 24, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)

443 They do have them but you are normally unconscious when they go off.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 03:40 PM (c711F)

The problem isn't the alarm along with the drop of the oxygen masks at immediate loss of pressure - it's the time needed to drop to below 2500 feet before hypoxia
sets in after the oxygen runs out because you are cruising at over 25K FT - the kind of drop needed here is a suicide dive that takes more than the few minutes that you have available and/or will be impossible to pull out of from without damaging the airframe - it's an aeronautic problem that has plagued commercial pressurized cabins since they were invented.

Posted by: Boswell at September 24, 2024 03:50 PM (V7158)

444 Seriously. Fuck off, fucking tool.

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wellll, look at that , somebody got mucho mojo since the promotion [/]!

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2024 03:54 PM (V13WU)

445

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2024 03:54 PM (V13WU)

446 that was close!

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2024 03:55 PM (V13WU)

447 That might still count.

Posted by: ... at September 24, 2024 04:01 PM (lX8VI)

448 X is Government developed and funded.

More users means more servers, no economies of scale. Only the government can operate in this way.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 24, 2024 04:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

449 Yes, David Sachs is a conservative, very solid and articulate, going back to his days as an editor for The Stanford Review (where I met him).

Posted by: Alec Rawls at September 24, 2024 05:29 PM (YwWCT)

450 She’s up m virtually every poll out there other than Rasmussen. But OK polls aren’t trustworthy. Then how do you know she’snot gaining momentum? If polls arent ‘t legitimate, how do we know anything about where the race is?

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 03:24 PM (lheRj)
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Down in Quinnipiac, down/or tied in NYT/Siena, Down in Gallup voter identification poll (+3 R), Even at CNN, Consistent universal polling showing Trump doing better with minorities than in 2020, and Kamala with few exceptions doing worse with all of the typical dem demo groups.

Posted by: Black JEM at September 24, 2024 05:57 PM (GZYu7)

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