The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 9/20/24

Good Morning Kids. While Israel literally made heads, along with the crotches of several thousand dark age savages explode, something that happened a few days earlier that figuratively made my head explode got lost in the sauce of that event, along with the continued push to cook America's goose, via mass migration of the third world into our nation, via assassination attempts against Donald Trump, and persecution of those who threaten the Democrat-Left-Globalist finally achieving absolute power via the dissolution of America as founded. And every other subversion and criminal act up to and including treason via the corrupted courts, election thievery and the Deep State bureaucracy, from the lowliest apparatchik and toilet attendant in the office of the department of redundancy department right up the chain of command to the heads of the CIA, DOJ, State Department and whoever is in fact running the Executive Branch, since Joey Sponge-Brain Shits Pants has the brain function of a spoiled container of yogurt and the Cackler is too busy cackling.

So, with that perhaps overly verbose intro, look what we allowed to happen:

The United Nations is currently made up of 193 member nations and two permanent non-member observer states: Vatican City and the “State of Palestine.” The Palestinians, however, are on their way to full member status. The Times of Israel reported Wednesday that “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, a new right accorded to the Palestinian Authority’s delegation despite it not being a full member of the body.” This is how the UN responds to jihad terrorism: by rewarding those who engage in it.
The initiative to give the “State of Palestine” a seat in the General Assembly began six months after Palestinians murdered 1,200 Israelis on Oct. 7, 2023. “In May,” the Times of Israel notes, “an overwhelming majority of the General Assembly asserted that Palestinians deserved full membership, a move that has been blocked by the United States, which along with Israel says recognition of Palestinian statehood must come through a peace agreement.” One of the conditions of Palestinian statehood has always been that the “State of Palestine” recognizes Israel’s right to exist and pledges to live in peace with it. That is something that Palestinian leaders have never been willing to do. Nevertheless, the UN charged ahead with the plans to reward the Palestinians, apparently under the delusion that a Palestinian state would end all the strife. Thus, “starting with the 79th General Assembly session, which began Tuesday, the Palestinians can submit proposals and amendments, and sit among member states.” Riyad Mansour, the envoy of the “State of Palestine” to the UN, “took his place on Tuesday afternoon at a table marked “State of Palestine” between Sri Lanka and Sudan.”Egyptian Ambassador Osama Mahmoud Abdelkhalek Mahmoud was thrilled, saying, “This is not merely a procedural matter. This is a historic moment for us.” Jonathan Miller, deputy Israel ambassador to the UN, was more realistic, observing that “any decision and or action that improves the status of the Palestinians, either in the UN General Assembly or bilaterally, is currently a reward… for terrorism in general and the Hamas terrorists in particular.”

The United States could have and should have used its power and influence to block this. Considering that over the past four years, the junta ruling this nation has done everything to not only replace Israel with Iran as the major power in the Middle East, let alone cede our role as the lone superpower in the world, and for better or worse, the guarantor of international security to the Red Chinese, if not our own national security right along with it .

I had rather high hopes that, perhaps because of Donald Trump and other factors, that some in the Muslim world would if not abandon Islam's central tenet of wiping Israel off the map and every Jew on the planet along with it in it's 1,500-year drive to conquer said third rock from the sun, then perhaps moderate it, if for no other reason than practical diplomatic and security necessities. In particular, of all people and places MBS and the KSA. This was due in no small part to the masterstroke of Trump's Abraham Accords.

Alas, this story depresses me for what it could portend:

Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS), de facto chief executive of Saudi Arabia, on Wednesday condemned the “crimes of the Israeli occupation” against Palestinians.
“The Palestinian cause is a top priority for Saudi Arabia, and we reiterate the kingdom’s rejection and strong condemnation of the crimes committed by the Israeli occupation authorities against the Palestinian people, in disregard of international and humanitarian law in a new and bitter chapter of suffering,” he said.
“The kingdom will not stop its tireless work towards the establishment of an independent Palestinian state with East Jerusalem as its capital, and we affirm that the kingdom will not establish diplomatic relations with Israel without that,” he declared.
“We extend our thanks to the countries that recognised the Palestinian state in embodiment of international legitimacy, and we urge the rest of the countries to take similar steps,” he said.
The crown prince, known by his initials MBS, made his remarks in his annual address to the Consultative Assembly of Saudi Arabia, more commonly called the Shura Council.

The Saudis, and indeed much if not most of the Islamic world could care less about the so-called "Palestinians" except insofar as they could use them as a means to beat up on Israel diplomatically. Which is why the myth of Palestine the nation and Palestinians as a people was created in KGB HQ back in the 60s. Remember that, despite the fact that Israel and Jews have either been an independent nation or existed on the land that is the modern state of Israel for nearly six millennia. Despite the preternatural Jew hatred in the Koran, another central tenet of that horrid book is that once any land that is controlled by Muslims (either legitimately/hisorically or via bloody conquest), it must always stay that way. So the fact that the modern state of Israel was formed in the wake of the Ottoman Turks losing it after the First world War (although it took 31 years from '17 to forty-eight) is in Muslim eyes, an "infamnia."

Psaki-psircling back to the junta's drive to supplant Israel with Iran, remember that the Sunni/Shia schism is as deep as the hatred of Jews and infidels common to both. Perhaps MBS senses that the ascendancy of Harris/Walz could mean Iran getting a nuke. So making nice noises about Hamas/Hezbollah could be their way of placating the Mad Mullahs of Tehran, at least for now. But the latter would have no compunction about turning Riyadh into a glass parking lot. And a convenient fatwa against the House of Saud for consorting with Jews would sadly resonate across much if not all of the Muslim world.

Dangerous times ahead.

Have a great weekend.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

. . . a network of censorship has been developing and steadily solidifying. Censorship has even been imposed on scientists. Ironically, this blanket of darkness has occurred in those countries with the longest tradition of freedom, specifically of freedom of speech, assembly and of writing. Soon, the peoples of those countries will have to resort to samizdat.
A Blanket Of Darkness Is Falling Over The West
The worst thing about corruption as a system of government is that it works so well.
The Democrats’ War on America, Part Two: An Economy That Serves Nobody Except Those in Charge
Kurt Schlichter: Molding us into disarmed, disenfranchised serfs who obey in silence.
This Is Not the America We Were Promised

CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

The suspect appears to have donated to leftist causes and Democrat candidates 82 times.
Democrat Donor Arrested For Threatening To Kill 6 Supreme Court Justices: DOJ
Vice President Kamala Harris has been quick to play the “race card” in her political campaign. But the real question, as Peter Schweizer, asks, is “Who’s telling the truth?” In this presidential campaign, these are the questions that are, as co-host Eric Eggers puts it, “hotter than a Lebanese pager.”
Peter Schweizer: Kamala Pounces on Hoaxes to Play the Race Card
It would be a mistake to think that the comments, insinuations, and threats from the Left are the rantings of a political party that is hyperventilating because it knows its time is short and is living in terror of a Trump win in November. The Left has no intention of letting this election slip through its fingers. The Progressives would sooner see the world stop turning on its axis, the tectonic plates collide, and the utter destruction of civilization than concede a GOP win. What concerns me is that what we are not seeing is a panic but a preview.
Police Towers and Brick Pallets in Springfield, Ohio
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS AFTERMATH
“[FBI Director Christopher] Wray, [Deputy Director Paul] Abbate, and [Executive Assistant Director Jennifer] Moore wanted to ensure that Veltri appeared non-political, [so] Veltri was ordered to remove all of his Facebook and Social media posts that were anti-Trump,” the whistleblower told the House Judiciary Committee as Veltri was being promoted to head the Miami bureau—which covers the former president’s home. The whistleblower also says Veltri moved to suspend the security clearance of any agent he deemed to be a “right-wing radical.”
Whistleblower Says Fed Leading Assassination Probe Is ‘Vocally Anti-Trump.’
"Could Trump tone down his rhetoric? Sure, but why should he go first"
Trump Didn’t Start The Fire
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS/Hezbollah . . . AND BIDEN
With ‘capabilities not yet activated.’
Israel Announces ‘New Phase’ in War, Emphasizing Northern Front
The offer came after months of futile negotiations over an American-backed proposal that would see the hostages released in stages. Israel reluctantly accepted the American deal, which did not guarantee the release of all of the hostages, and which was vague about whether Hamas would be fully disarmed or removed from the Gaza Strip.
Israel’s New Hostage Deal Offer to Hamas: Free Them All and We’ll Let You Live (should be, free them all and we'll kill you quickly - jjs)
Unbeknownst to Hezbollah, Israel had been secretly manufacturing the pagers that Hezbollah was buying for years.
Israel Did Not Intercept Hezbollah Pagers That Exploded — It Made Them
“We still have many capabilities that we have not yet activated,” IDF Chief of Staff Halevi warns Hezbollah.
Report: Hezbollah Hiding Heavy Death Toll From Exploding Devices, Leadership of Elite Radwan Terror Force Decimated
"The IDF will continue to operate against the threat of the Hezbollah terrorist organization in order to defend the State of Israel."
Israel exchanges strikes with Hezbollah following waves of exploding electronic devices in Lebanon
MBS’ comments were not unexpected given the political and religious dimensions of the Hamas-Israel war. (Well, there goes my Pollyanna-ish hope that the KSA might be changing. Islam is Islam and that's the name of that tune, I guess - jjs)
Saudi Crown Prince Condemns ‘Crimes of Israeli Occupation,’ Demands "Palestinian" State

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The operation severely wounded thousands of Hezbollah terrorists.
Titty-Caca AOC Slammed For Promoting Hezbollah Propaganda After Israeli Pager Detonations
A Republican congresswoman owned a crowd of screaming hamassholes with only one question this week.
'Do You Have Your Pagers With You?' GOP Rep OWNS Terror Sympathizers Outside Capitol
"They entered at least nine academic buildings across campus shouting and attempting to disrupt classes. They also vandalized the interior and exterior of buildings along their way with spray paint and permanent markers," UNC said in a campus update. "They caused significant damage throughout multiple buildings. The group then gathered at the ROTC Naval Armory building, which is included in the National Register of Historic Places and proceeded to damage the exterior with spray paint."
'Death to the US': Anti-Israel Protesters at UNC Vandalize ROTC Building, Fraternity Brothers Clean Up After Them
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
The ads highlight Democrats’ efforts to target the Little Sisters of the Poor over their opposition to the contraceptive mandate in Obamacare; Democrats’ history of questioning the faith of Catholic judicial nominees; the Democrats’ efforts to impose transgenderism in sports, even in Catholic schools; and the Biden junta's history of targeting pro-life groups while neglecting crimes against pro-life pregnancy centers, among other examples of bias.
Conservative Group Expands Ads Highlighting Democrats’ Attacks on Catholic Americans
"BIDEN BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“The [junta] was trying to convince the public that there was no threat at the border.”
Ex-Border Chief: Biden Junta Told Him to Cover Up Terror Encounters, Arrests
Two-hundred fifteen Republicans voted in favor of the Violence Against Women by Illegal Aliens Act, with no one in the party opposing it. Meanwhile, only 51 Democrats voted in favor of the resolution, with 158 voting against it. Mace, who introduced the resolution, told the Daily Caller that “158 Left-wing members of Congress just voted against deporting rapists, pedophiles and murderers of women and kids.”
158 Democrats Voted Against Deporting ‘Non-Citizens’ Who Commit Violence Against Women
We argue about illegal immigration, but we should be arguing about assimilation and what it means to be a nation.
It’s Not Just Haitians In Springfield. Mass Immigration Is Destroying The American Nation
Daniel Greenfield: They spoke no Spanish, while their migrant students spoke no English.
Chicago Teachers Told to Pass Every Migrant Student Even If They Know Nothing
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
Miranda Devine: These are the people responsible for the weapons-of-mass-destruction intelligence hoax that justified the Iraq war, and the warrantless spying on American citizens that followed 9/11. They are devotees of color revolutions and regime change to preserve US global dominance. They work together in the same think tanks and lucrative consultancy firms. They speak at the same events and on liberal TV shows, write for the same publications, pal around with the same journalists, and some even pretend to be journalists. They retweet each other’s anti-Trump memes and share hawkish views about Russia. The Dirty 51 were the Blob, and Biden was their guy.
How a circle of spies, Blinken covered up Biden scandals: Miranda Devine’s new book exclusive
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Mark Robinson is an intelligent, dynamic black, America-loving conservative, whose star could be on the rise. No wonder they're out to high-tech lynch him. Just like they did Clarence Thomas.
CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson
On Wednesday’s broadcast of WBUR’s “Here and Now,” POLITICO Playbook Co-author and White House Correspondent Eugene Daniels, who interviewed 2024 Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala Harris for an event with the National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ), stated that Harris “didn’t answer” his question on a federal response to help Springfield, Ohio with the issues of lack of resources it faced before and faces after an influx of migrants and she instead took the moment to attack her Republican opponent, former President Donald Trump.
Harris Interviewer: ‘She Didn’t Answer’ How She’d Help Springfield, She’s ‘Good at Dodging’
“She’s like, ‘No political hats or shirts.’ And I said, ‘I haven’t heard that at all.’ And I said, ‘That doesn’t make sense to me.’ And she goes, ‘I said, Take your hat off,'” Rosener said. Despite her confusion, Rosener complied with the request, though she later expressed regret about not questioning the directive further. “In retrospect, I wish I would have stood my ground,” she told the outlet.
Arizona Cardinals Apologizes To Fan Who Was Forced To Throw Out MAGA Hat
Glenn Reynolds: Ever since he bought Twitter, renamed it X, and frustrated ruling-class plans for an information monopoly, he’s been on the enemies list to the American left and to many Western “non-autocratic” powers that supposedly champion liberty. Forcing X to censor content has been called “protecting democracy,” when of course it’s anything but.
Amid Brazil’s battle to muzzle Musk’s X, Elon eyes tech triumph in free-speech wars
New monuments and memorials added to the National Mall and other federal properties in Washington, D.C., often undergo extensive regulatory reviews. The Fallen Journalists Memorial, however, appears to have received little scrutiny. Designed by John Ronan Architects, it is a garish glass stadium structure with a concrete floor, and the First Amendment etched into a glass slab in its center. First Haitian to take a dump on it gets the keys to Pelosi's refrigerator.
Journalists Are Building a Monument to Themselves on the National Mall.
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
In his first major address since the left-wing Labour Party won the general election in July, Foreign Secretary David Lammy said Tuesday that the supposed climate crisis will be “central” to his remit, despite holders of his office traditionally focussing on international relations and foreign affairs.
Net Stupid: Climate Change a ‘More Fundamental’ Threat Than Terrorism, According to Leftist UK Gov’t
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Herzing’s arrest came as part of a months-long child predator sting, in which an Eaton County female detective posed as a 15-year-old boy on the gay hook-up app Grindr. Despite telling Herzing she was an underage boy, investigators said the teacher still requested photos and exchanged his number before arranging to meet in person. He was arrested at the Delta Township Library, where he’d shown up to meet the boy and go with him to his home. Upon searching his vehicle, police found condoms, lube, penis rubber rings, novelty handcuffs, and a knife.
Crossdressing, Gay Activist Teacher Arrested For Child Sex Crimes

AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
From the very beginning of the COVID situation, which turned into a global authoritarian pandemic, I sounded the horn on the different “advice,” “guidelines,” “suggestions” and “mandates” that the powers-that-be thrust upon the populace. I’m not anti-vax. It’s just that the things that were being pushed upon the people didn’t make sense, historically and logically. Most people these days understand that a lot of what happened during the pandemic was done as trial to see how much authority the government — federal, state and local — could exert on the American people.
Undercover Video Shows NYC 'COVID Czar' Admitting to Forcing Vax Mandate & 'Having Drug-Fueled Sex Parties'
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
"This, from a college newspaper op-ed! There is hope for college students!" (Hat tip to commenter MTF - jjs)
CHANCELLOR | The Educated Fool
ABORTION
“This is a Washington Post writer spreading a lie to advance the left’s agenda. Georgia law had nothing to do with the situation and was not an impediment to take action. But narrative trumps truth for the Death Cult.”
Kamala Harris Pounces on Flawed Report About Georgia Woman’s Post-Abortion Death to Blame Trump
THE 2020 AND 2022 ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH— Plus Anticipated 2024 Shenanigans
The Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) appears to have clandestinely edited instructions on its government website in the past several days. The instructions suggested that noncitizens applying for an ID privilege card could register to vote when completing their application. Despite the language used in the instructions, Virginia state law prohibits noncitizens from participating in state elections, while U.S. law prohibits noncitizens from casting ballots in federal elections.“You may complete these forms
Can Non-Citizens Register to Vote? This Evidence Says YES.
POLITICS
Do you remember when Joe Biden dropped out of the race when Trump made significant gains in several traditionally blue states? Unfortunately, when Kamala Harris took over as the Democratic frontrunner, the polls indicated that Trump's momentum in these states stalled. Suddenly, states like Maine, Virginia, New Hampshire, and even Minnesota, which appeared to be close, were no longer in play.
This Blue State Shouldn't Be Competitive... But It Is
Trump and Vance's media appearances include a combined total of 26 national TV interviews and 15 press conferences. Harris and Walz held zero press conferences and appeared in only two interviews on national TV.
Harris-Walz Campaign on Track To Log Fewest Interviews in Modern Presidential History, Report Finds
A group called “White Dudes for Harris” has launched an agonizingly bad ad campaign promoted by the new ‘Beige Rainbow PAC.’ The ad takes racist aim at white men who support President Trump and his ‘MAGA’ movement while encouraging undecided voters to support Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. The group is expected to spend $10 million airing the ad (below) on YouTube, social media, and streaming platforms in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
‘White Dudes for Harris’ Launch Agonizingly Cringe Ad Under Racist ‘Beige Rainbow’ PAC.
Whether it’s the economy, immigration, the rising antisemitism in the Democrat party, or the Harris-Biden junta's lukewarm support for Israel, Jews don’t like it.
Trump takes a clear lead among New York State’s Jewish voters
“I’m going to vote for Donald Trump this year. I am typically a Democrat, I voted Democrat every year until Trump ran for office this year and in the past, I voted for Trump,” Simpkins told the reporter. “The reasons have been economical primarily. Three and a half years ago, I made more money, I paid less taxes, gas prices were cheaper. Now, everything has tripled, including grocery prices.”
‘I Am Typically A Democrat’: Swing-State Voter Says Biden-Harris Economy, Border Crisis Have Pushed Him To Trump Camp
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
“All else being equal, Ukraine simply can’t win this thing.”
J.D. Vance Against the Apocalypse
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
American foreign policy lacks Gaullist mesure. [sic]
Why U.S. Foreign Policy Won’t Grow Up
Fred Fleitz: McMaster’s book proves that he is part of the foreign policy establishment and that this made it impossible for him to serve effectively as President Trump’s National Security Adviser.
H.R McMaster’s New Book Explains Why Trump Fired Him
BIDEN/HARRIS AFGHANISTAN BUG-OUT DISASTER AFTERMATH
“And it’s like, what was it for? What did they go and sacrifice over there for? It’s just dishonoring to everyone that served,” Vargas-Andrews added.
EXCLUSIVE: ‘Blood Is On Their Hands’: Abbey Gate Survivor Describes Coming Face To Face With Joe Biden
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Biden-Harris and House Democrats were not fully on board.
House Passes Bills Addressing the Chinese Regime’s Major Threats
Marco Rubio Op-Ed: This “China Shock 2.0” could devastate a slew of national economies. And its impacts could be even “more fundamental” than those of the first China Shock, experts say, because they involve industries more critical to countries’ survival. Gone are the days when China’s manufacturing ambitions seemed limited to cheap toys and apparel. Today, Beijing openly touts its aims to position China as the sole supplier of commodities and high-tech goods that other countries would cease to function without.
China’s trade manipulations will devastate us — it’s time to fight back
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
It's probably a combination of factors that are contributing to the massive drop in ODs. The wide availability of naloxone, a life-saving medication that can reverse the effects of an overdose of opioids, including heroin, fentanyl, and prescription opioid medications, is cited as one big reason for the drop in overdose deaths. Naloxone was approved for over-the-counter sale in March 2023. But the drop in the number of overdose deaths predates the FDA's approval.
The Mystery of the Massive Decline in Drug Overdose Deaths
Congress must take steps to counter xylazine, the latest lethal threat from China. (MacArthur should've been allowed to cross the Yalu. With nukes - jjs)
Preventing the Zombie Drug Apocalypse
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
The radar images ... once again show that a large number of near-Earth asteroids, as much as 14%, are contact binaries. The data also helped better refine 2024ON’s orbit around the Sun, which show that though the asteroid has the potential to hit the Earth, its path will not do so for the foreseeable future.
Newly discovered potentially dangerous asteroid found to be a contact binary
When I posted the Hubble image in 2023, I noted that “if you ignore the blue whorls of the left galaxy, the two bright cores of these merging galaxies are about the same size.” In the Webb image the two cores still appear about the same size, but in the infrared they produce emissions in decidedly different wavelengths, as shown by the different false colors of orange and blue.
Webb takes an infrared look at a galaxy looked at by Hubble
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
The Court has a chance to reverse the damage of Bostock.
It’s Time for the Supreme Court to Repudiate Gender Ideology
"Your dog is male!"...
Lesbian social worker gets £63,000 after lawsuit over being disciplined for misgendering 'gender fluid' dog
The Department of Health and Human Services’ documented failures to hold gender medicine to scientific standards have happened under both Republican and Democratic administrations.
HHS Has Misled on Gender Medicine
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
After hearing the news of the #1, Kahn told us: “I know I speak for my co-writer, Chris Wallin, when I say we are beyond grateful that the song is resonating so strongly and that folks responded to a portrayal of President Trump that reflects his resilience, passion and love for this country….especially when the media and Hollywood are bending over backwards to hide it.”
#1: Kahn’s Trump Tribute ‘Fighter’ Tops iTunes Charts Across All Genres
Christian Toto: NBC legend pretends sketch series hits both sides, speaks truth to power
Lorne Michaels In Shocking Denial About ‘SNL’s’ Liberal Bias

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 06:36 AM (T7iTv)

2 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 06:36 AM (gbOdA)

3 Tech thread notified.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 06:37 AM (T7iTv)

4 Good morning, JJ, and thank you for fighting the good fight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 06:38 AM (o2ZRX)

5 Good morning, everyone. It's a beautiful day in the GPROMD and I'm about to address my coffee deficit.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 06:39 AM (RjOoY)

6 The United States could have and should have used its power and influence to block this.

Not sure there's anything we could have done. We have a veto in the laughably named Security Council but that doesn't affect the General Assembly. Further, if memory serves, the General Assembly has a long history of making pronouncements and the like specifically designed to piss in our Cheerios since it carries less weight than a Presidential endorsement from Taylor Swift's gynecologist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 06:42 AM (T7iTv)

7 Howdy JJ!

Posted by: Doof at September 20, 2024 06:43 AM (bFuzj)

8 Yonder Horde

Guess who forgot to take the trash bin down to the road?

Again.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 06:43 AM (Q4IgG)

9 GM all.

So the fact that the modern state of Israel was formed in the wake of the Ottoman Turks losing it after the First world War is, an "infamnia."
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That puzzles me. It was formed in the wake of WWII, not WWI.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:44 AM (1bNHn)

10 (Hit enter too quickly).

Anyway, the point about the Muzzies backing Palestine is, surely, the fact that the US is really leaning that way. That is, I don't blame MBS et al. The blame lies in DC. I can't see blaming those in the ME, who are sitting on a powder keg, when the real signals come from the US.

Remember the Shah? We may have forgotten; they won't.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:47 AM (1bNHn)

11 Bonjour JJS. Have a great day today on your birthday!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 06:47 AM (fA91Z)

12 That puzzles me. It was formed in the wake of WWII, not WWI.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:44 AM (1bNHn)

Well, it took 30 years but yes, it was a long wake between '17 and '48

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 06:47 AM (x0n13)

13 The Saudis just got told no more planes, missiles and tech for you unless you support the fakeistinians. This administration can't be gone soon enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 06:49 AM (I1GXe)

14 Long account got willowed:

Shorter painting update- Day 3: it looks good and we haven't injured ourselves or each other over it.

Thanks, JJ!

Posted by: sal at September 20, 2024 06:49 AM (f+FmA)

15 The Democrats’ War on America, Part Two: An Economy That Serves Nobody Except Those in Charge
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That article ends saying that corruption, as a system of government, "works well."

Does it? Does anyone really think it's going to go on? Those profiting the most will, of course, get out while the getting is good. The rest, well, they'll find peace in the grave. Maybe.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:50 AM (1bNHn)

16 The Saudis were close to a peace deal with Israel under Trump, and began military cooperation. The Biden repeated insulted and demeaned MBS. Now SA is cutting deals with Russia and antagonizing America. Another Joe Biden created mess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 06:51 AM (PM3zh)

17 The state of Indiana want people to turn off their lights because of the air quality. They didn't say you couldn't charge your EV though, yet.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

18 Superb essay/summary of the wat against free speech. Thank you.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 20, 2024 06:55 AM (xgX7u)

19 The "war" against free speech that is.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 20, 2024 06:55 AM (xgX7u)

20 15 Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:50 AM (1bNHn)

Original Star Trek Episode with Jo-Jo Kracko vs. Bella Oxmyx!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 06:56 AM (x0n13)

21 Thanks JJ!!!

Posted by: Rasmus at September 20, 2024 06:56 AM (pUTfs)

22 This Is Not the America We Were Promised
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That briefly touches on one thing, in drawing a parallel with Keir Stalin's UK, but veers away. I think one reason the entire Anglosphere is going through this BS is that, for centuries, we've patted ourselves on the back, saying "We're not like them." We thought it was something in the magic Saxon blood and Saxon tongue.

Nope. It was largely luck. (A lot of history is. The surest sign of a fraud is someone who thinks he's found the key, and can read the meaning from the "arc".) A few people were in the right place at the right time, and a lot of things broke right. Plus, of course, there's some circular reasoning here. We're the good guys. We're more like us than anyone else is. So it's our goodness that makes us like us. Which is good. (I actually read a Lowry article, that reduced to words of one syllable, said that.)

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:59 AM (1bNHn)

23 Universities have come to the point where the only truth accepted is that there is no such thing as truth, a contradiction befitting those considered educated fools. The ruling principle is boldness not necessarily correctness. A portion of academia subscribes to moral relativism where the only moral tenet is that everyone has different views of right or wrong which should be respected.
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The student article author "Chancellor" needs an editor, but calling out Cornell faculty as "educated fools" with amoral anti-civilizational values, is pretty brave. Also, correct.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:00 AM (1iiSw)

24 Journalists Are Building a Monument to Themselves on the National Mall.

“I hate newspapermen, They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”

“The American press is a shame and a reproach to a civilized people. When a man is too lazy to work and too cowardly to steal, he becomes an editor and manufactures public opinion.”

-General William Sherman

(Ashoken's Farewell plays softly in the background)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2024 07:02 AM (sAmhv)

25 "What concerns me is that what we are not seeing is a panic but a preview."

actually I think it is both.

They are panicking; the old magic is increasingly not working ...

and if they pull of a "win" somehow, that, and more, is what we will get

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 20, 2024 07:03 AM (UWgy2)

26 New monuments and memorials added to the National Mall and other federal properties in Washington, D.C., often undergo extensive regulatory reviews. The Fallen Journalists Memorial, however, appears to have received little scrutiny.
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Before anyone funds this silly project it seems only right there be a few more fallen journalists to honor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:04 AM (d5KoL)

27

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2024 07:04 AM (5hfjS)

28 Peter Schweizer: Kamala Pounces on Hoaxes to Play the Race Card
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Abortion too. And Jan 6. And any other hoax you can come up with. I suspect Kamala thinks "hoax" is an especially fun sex position. Or maybe that it is just the plural of her description.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:04 AM (1bNHn)

29 > The Fallen Journalists Memorial, however, appears to have received little scrutiny.
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The national propaganda would be the ones to scrutinize this, no?

This checks out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 07:06 AM (Q4IgG)

30 Dirty Harris says she will shoot you if you break into her house. Go ahead, make her day.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 07:06 AM (vFG9F)

31 Miranda Devine is tremendous. That's all.

Read her piece linked today., she punches hard.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:07 AM (CEynM)

32 'Do You Have Your Pagers With You?' GOP Rep OWNS Terror Sympathizers Outside Capitol
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I'm really liking Hageman. I also noted the presstitutes kept trying to push they "Israel is killing children" BS.

Let them eat shit.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:08 AM (1bNHn)

33 158 Democrats Voted Against Deporting ‘Non-Citizens’ Who Commit Violence Against Women

And the War on Women™ continues.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 07:09 AM (RjOoY)

34
Thus, “starting with the 79th General Assembly session, which began Tuesday, the Palestinians can submit proposals and amendments, and sit among member states.” Riyad Mansour, the envoy of the “State of Palestine” to the UN, took his place on Tuesday afternoon at a table marked “State of Palestine” between Sri Lanka and Sudan.

Now just wait a ding-dong minute here. Vatican City (or, more properly, the Holy See) agreed to a two-state solution with Italy in 1929 after having its lands taken away in 1870. When does it get to submit proposals and amendments and sit among member states?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 07:09 AM (BkEzK)

35 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 07:09 AM (QNSds)

36 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 07:13 AM (u82oZ)

37 31 Miranda Devine is tremendous. That's all.

Read her piece linked today., she punches hard.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:07 AM (CEynM)

One of the few at the NY Post that make linking them worth it. Surprised the Murdoch brood still keeps her on. I also like Michael Goodwin except when he takes the random swipe at Trump. Aside from that he is solid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 07:14 AM (x0n13)

38 It’s Not Just Haitians In Springfield. Mass Immigration Is Destroying The American Nation

Chicago Teachers Told to Pass Every Migrant Student Even If They Know Nothing
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Those two belong together. I've long believed that the problem isn't just immigration. Sure, it's too high under any system. But a lot of the trouble is that we just aren't trying to teach them to become Americans. We used to.

Of course, our schools are now trying to teach our own kids NOT to be Americans, so I guess we're being consistent.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:15 AM (1bNHn)

39 "Chicago Teachers Told to Pass Every Migrant Student Even If They Know Nothing"

Laborers don't need educating beyond their assigned roles. You don't want them getting uppity.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

40 I am henceforth referring to Chicago as "District Nine"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:18 AM (Uxbm6)

41 Lorne Michaels In Shocking Denial About ‘SNL’s’ Liberal Bias
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Is that show still on TV?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:18 AM (1bNHn)

42 Does it? Does anyone really think it's going to go on? Those profiting the most will, of course, get out while the getting is good. The rest, well, they'll find peace in the grave. Maybe.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:50 AM (1bNHn)“

How long can it go on? Just look at South America, that’s their goal for us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 07:19 AM (S6gqv)

43 Morning all, thx as always JJ.
My condolences to the families if journalists who have died. However this memorial in DC is a replacement for the museum of journalism in DC which went belly up. They are using private money , but it shouldn't be on public land as they weren't elected and weren't serving the nation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:19 AM (k2SDB)

44 Some days I feel like we as a nation are on Flight 93. We can fight back, but a smooth landing? Hmmm...

Peaceful coexistence is an issue.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

45 Time for work preps.

Head on a swivel, and have a plan, everyone.
But smile. Make them envy you more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

46 > Chicago Teachers Told to Pass Every Migrant Student Even If They Know Nothing
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Weren't they more or less already doing this with the nominal American students?

What's the general state of intelligence of a Chicago-schooled teenager today?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 07:21 AM (Q4IgG)

47 People still watch SNL?

Posted by: Hunh at September 20, 2024 07:21 AM (DobEs)

48 @37 JJ, Goodwin said he voted for Obama in 2008 but realized country was going to hell. As you say he is usually solid I just think his occasional swipe at Trump is a relic of him being a NY journalist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:22 AM (k2SDB)

49 Trump and Vance's media appearances include a combined total of 26 national TV interviews and 15 press conferences. Harris and Walz held zero press conferences and appeared in only two interviews on national TV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 07:24 AM (gbOdA)

50
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2024 07:25 AM (bEb2S)

51 The Department of Health and Human Services’ documented failures to hold gender medicine to scientific standards have happened under both Republican and Democratic administrations.
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Under both parties you say? I cannot believe that. Everyone knows Republicans are steadfast fighters for truth and reason. So it cannot happen.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:26 AM (1bNHn)

52
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 20, 2024 07:27 AM (RKVpM)

53 The end of the CD/DVD player in cars. Not really a big deal as long as one can play music files on a USB then one can put a lot more music on a USB stick. Also easy to store and carry plus easy to transfer files to it whereas DVD required 'burning'.

https://tinyurl.com/4xr5s5x7

Posted by: Ciampino thought 40MB was lots of disk space at September 20, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

54 Can Mr. Robinson sue CNN? This is too big of a hit job for him not to.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:28 AM (V13WU)

55 The video of Kamala wrapping up her interview with black journalists is a hoot . She gives a half assed wave, shakes the three moderators hands and walks off. The three journalists look at each other like WTF. They're not buying her bs anymore. Oprah also wasn't buying it but she'll vote for a sister anyway

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:29 AM (k2SDB)

56 54 Can Mr. Robinson sue CNN? This is too big of a hit job for him not to.
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:28 AM (V13WU)

If it's false, he can.

I'm amazed they ran the story with zero on-the-record confirm. That's normally the liberal media lie machine standard, so you have to assume it's all lies...

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2024 07:29 AM (exHjb)

57 53 The end of the CD/DVD player in cars.

An unfortunate side effect of streaming is that physical media is now hard to find. Which sucks when you want to own what you buy and not have to worry that it is going to get edited to allay the concerns of a "Modern Audience."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 07:30 AM (RjOoY)

58 40 I am henceforth referring to Chicago as "District Nine"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 07:18 AM (Uxbm6)

Alien Nation. Drink spoiled milk. And eat pets!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 07:30 AM (x0n13)

59 The end of the CD/DVD player in cars. Not really a big deal as long as one can play music files on a USB then one can put a lot more music on a USB stick. Also easy to store and carry plus easy to transfer files to it whereas DVD required 'burning'.

https://tinyurl.com/4xr5s5x7
Posted by: Ciampino thought 40MB was lots of disk space at September 20, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

Yep. My '21 Mazda doesn't have one. AM/FM radio, but also connections to satellite and other delivery systems.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2024 07:31 AM (0eaVi)

60 CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson

"Don't you worry none, massa. We gon' to git that man back on de plantation and you can beat him for being uppity."

So glad that the stupid shit I said in my teens and early 20s is not recorded anywhere.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 07:32 AM (RjOoY)

61 Why U.S. Foreign Policy Won’t Grow Up
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Interesting. But the author never really deals with his claim that Trump "lacks mesure". Once again, I think Trump's style leads people astray in judging his actions. I know it did for me, back in 2016. But we've had time to learn since then. He's sort of flipped TR's maxim on its head.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:33 AM (1bNHn)

62 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

63 I posted this on Pixy thread. There is a scary story linked at Hot Air about a ship with dicey engines wandering the Norwegian coast. The ship contains 20000 tons of ammonium nitrate from Russia. If it detonated it would be a Hiroshima sized explosion. The explosion in Beirut by comparison was 2750 tons.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:34 AM (k2SDB)

64 Word salad for breakfast:

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg
NEW: Kamala Harris is asked about her plan to lower the cost of living, says she will do that by lowering the cost of necessities.

Remarkable.

Question: What will you do to lower costs?

Answer: Yeah. I first of all, thank you both for being here and yours is a, a story I hear around the country as I travel, and in terms of both rightly, having the right to have aspirations and dreams and ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the American dream is for this generation and so many recently far more elusive than it's been, and we need to deal with that. And there are a number of ways. One is bringing down the cost of everyday necessities, including groceries.
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Also recommend Mimosas and Bloody Marys as accompaniments.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:35 AM (CEzQx)

65 Big Penguin strikes back!

Australian penguin, Pesto, who weighs 49 pounds at 9 months, becomes social media star with 1.9 billion views.

However, it should be pointed out that 1.2 billion views of those were from the Haitian Cooking Channel link.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:37 AM (CEzQx)

66 CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson
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My favorite part is the bit about finding a way, when he was 14, to look at women showering.

Uh, what 14 year old boy wouldn't? Outside San Francisco, that is.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:38 AM (1bNHn)

67 G'orning,all.

So Kamala was interviewed by Oprah Excitable Woman Of Kolor?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2024 07:38 AM (a1415)

68 The end of the CD/DVD player in cars. Not really a big deal as long as one can play music files on a USB then one can put a lot more music on a USB stick. Also easy to store and carry plus easy to transfer files to it whereas DVD required 'burning'.

https://tinyurl.com/4xr5s5x7
Posted by: Ciampino thought 40MB was lots of disk space at September 20, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

I have a new car and use USB. Have 40-50 albums on it at the moment. Sure, I miss all the quality new music being released and I don't get to hear DJ's opinions on things but I muddle through.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 07:39 AM (T7iTv)

69 Fox News reported Thursday that during an appearance on (of course) MSNBC, Anderson explained that if Kamala is elected, Vladimir Putin “will know the U.S. is committed to democracy when it elects a Black woman and product of a mixed marriage.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2024 07:39 AM (2Bsma)

70 @ 63 - huh, 20 kilotons, then, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 20, 2024 07:39 AM (UWgy2)

71 Stolen yesterday:
Operation Grim Beeper.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:39 AM (CEzQx)

72 Harris Interviewer: ‘She Didn’t Answer’ How She’d Help Springfield, She’s ‘Good at Dodging’
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What do you mean, "dodging". She was totally clear: she grew up in a middle class home.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:40 AM (1bNHn)

73
Word salad for breakfast

So what, if anything, was the follow-up question to that gabble? Or did the reporter(ette) just shrug and go on to the next item?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 07:40 AM (BkEzK)

74 They are now making allegations against RFK jr Some reporter with whom he exchanged messages . Nothing personal, not physical mind you. The dem sleaze machine is at full throttle. They are using every tool. JFK j is very effective, as a Trump supporter, so they ordered a proverbial hit on him.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:40 AM (V13WU)

75 Good morning good people. Thank you J.J.

Verse for the Day:

"Blessed are you when they insult you and persecute you and utter every kind of evil against you [falsely] because of Me. Rejoice and be glad, for your reward will be great in heaven. Thus they persecuted the prophets who were before you."
— Matthew 5:11-12

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:41 AM (WXNFJ)

76 I have 3 boxes of music CD's. Only a fraction have been ripped to MP3's for use on USB sticks.

My current PC has no CD drive. Maybe this winter I'll get an inexpensive USB CD drive and rip some of the albums I'd listen to.

There is an 8GB stick in my truck with a fraction of the collection on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 07:41 AM (Q4IgG)

77 Journalists Are Building a Monument to Themselves on the National Mall.
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How many homeless people can we fit in their. Bonus if they shit all over it.

Two-Four-Six-Eight
Desecrate! Desecrate!

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:42 AM (1bNHn)

78 Oh look, the baby's up.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:42 AM (WXNFJ)

79 You kids with your fancy-schmancy USB music collections.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2024 07:43 AM (i0F8b)

80 Don't worry troll you'll get plenty of blame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

81 Paul your coffee break time at the glory hole is up. Get back to work

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:44 AM (k2SDB)

82 67 My favorite part is the bit about finding a way, when he was 14, to look at women showering.

That was some smart thinking on his part.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 07:45 AM (RjOoY)

83 You kids with your fancy-schmancy USB music collections.
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2024 07:43 AM (i0F8b)

Why, a roll and player piano was good enough in my day!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2024 07:45 AM (0eaVi)

84
All the sports news is Ohtani being the inaugural member of the 50-50 club, the greatest ever, consensus MVP, etc. The Dodgers still won't make it to the WS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 07:45 AM (BkEzK)

85 Paul your coffee break time at the glory hole is up. Get back to work
Posted by: Smell the Glove

"Damn, this job sucks."
-- Paul

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:45 AM (WXNFJ)

86 CHANCELLOR | The Educated Fool
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Meh. If it stands out, that's just another measure of how bad things are.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 07:46 AM (1bNHn)

87 Why does Hollywood think female reporters sleep with their sources?

Olivia Nuzzi, 2015

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
I know a lot of people are dunking on
@Olivianuzzi
right now over the whole Kennedy thing, but as a friend, I'm just thankful that she's not drowning in the backseat of a car right now.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 07:47 AM (TGPs7)

88 647 and thru da links

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

89 thx jj1139

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 07:48 AM (gbOdA)

90 I tried talking like a pirate at work yesterday. Everyone looked at me like I was crazier than usual.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2024 07:48 AM (i0F8b)

91 Elizabeth Pipko is on Maria show and she's a looker. She's a GOP national spokesperson who was one of the leaders of "Jexodus" , Jews leaving the Dems. Smart lady too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:48 AM (k2SDB)

92 I tried talking like a pirate at work yesterday. Everyone looked at me like I was crazier than usual.
Posted by: davidt

So your plan is working then?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:49 AM (WXNFJ)

93 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 07:50 AM (v6JzV)

94 Herb Alpert is releasing a 50th Anniversary album today, with classics and new stuff.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:51 AM (CEzQx)

95 "Herb Alpert is releasing a 50th Anniversary album today, with classics and new stuff.
Posted by: andycanuck

A Taste Of Money?

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 07:51 AM (vFG9F)

96 Herb Alpert is releasing a 50th Anniversary album today, with classics and new stuff.
Posted by: andycanuck

There wouldn't happed to be any whipped cream on the album cover would there?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:52 AM (WXNFJ)

97 hey MArtini

Maxone 500GB Ultra Slim Portable External Hard Drive

28 bux

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

98 BREAKING!!!

Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes
BREAKING NEWS: Mass Hezbollah Casualties Reported After Goats Explode

https://tinyurl.com/388apa2p
1:49 minutes; CNN International reports!!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:52 AM (CEzQx)

99 Herb Alpert is still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 07:52 AM (v6JzV)

100 >>>Elizabeth Pipko

Image-searched to see if she has a nice rack. Was not disappoint.

Also, Boob Thread!!

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 07:53 AM (Y1sOo)

101 From even a casual look the resolution of the Pali/Israel issue can be accomplished by a thorough application of the proper caliber that currently exists in a staggering variety. Someone needs to apprise the Israelis of this fact and then wish them best of luck in the endeavor.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 20, 2024 07:53 AM (hKoQL)

102 Herb Alpert "A Taste of Ensure"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:54 AM (k2SDB)

103 We need to withdraw from the UN and then kick it out of the country. What a POS organization.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 07:55 AM (v6JzV)

104 > hey MArtini

Maxone 500GB Ultra Slim Portable External Hard Drive

28 bux
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Sweet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 07:55 AM (Q4IgG)

105 . . . . withdraw from the UN and then kick it out of the country.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Dear Friend, you spelled "lock the doors and dynamite it while in session" wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 07:56 AM (WXNFJ)

106 Thanks for your insightful post, Paul. It's clear that Trump hates Jews, particularly his , son-in-law, daughter and grandchildren. The Abraham Accords were all about hating Jews. I plan to vote for Kamala primarily because she's a mixed race woman. It's a shame she's not Jewish as well, but that's the way it goes. My second reason for voting for Kamala is her keen intelligence and ability to articulate solutions facing average Americans. Also, her laugh is so joyful. I'm also so glad, Paul ,that you bring joy and a spirit of unity to this blog.

Posted by: Grateful poster at September 20, 2024 07:56 AM (dTTBf)

107 Olivia Nuzzi is in better shape than Marilyn Monroe...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 07:56 AM (TGPs7)

108 @96 That original cover was undeniably the best album pic I have ever witnessed. Sheer sensuality.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 20, 2024 07:57 AM (hKoQL)

109 - Well, I clicked on the Hubble/JWST article. Was pretty sure I had seen this guy's take on something once before.

Got as far as "star forming region."
You know, I have a few times dropped links that have shown these billions of years folks to be wrong and that confirm Genesis chapter 1.
You would think...

Posted by: TeeJ at September 20, 2024 07:57 AM (/vvA5)

110 The sportsnooze is the beatdown Aaron & The Jets put on the Pats last night

also, I am outraged at the thing, the MR stuff

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 07:57 AM (/7KEl)

111 Elizabeth Pipko

Image-searched to see if she has a nice rack. Was not disappoint.

Also, Boob Thread!!
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 07:53 AM (Y1sOo)

I mean, she's no pager saleswoman but she's pretty nice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 07:57 AM (T7iTv)

112 On the morning of 6 December 1917, the French cargo ship SS Mont-Blanc collided with the Norwegian vessel SS Imo in the harbour of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Mont-Blanc, laden with high explosives, caught fire and exploded, devastating the Richmond district of Halifax. At least 1,782 people were killed, largely in Halifax and Dartmouth, by the blast, debris, fires, or collapsed buildings, and an estimated 9,000 others were injured. The blast was the largest human-made explosion at the time.[1] It released the equivalent energy of roughly 2.9 kilotons of TNT (12 TJ).[2]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:59 AM (CEzQx)

113 Surprise, surprise. Another Biden failure.

A DailyMail article this morning, quoting the Wall Street Journal

https://tinyurl.com/ynxctxe8

"US Officials Concede Israel-Hamas Ceasefire Deal Is Out Of Reach In Biden's Term As Election Looms"

A ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is unlikely to be reached before Joe Biden leaves office in January, US officials believe as tensions in the Middle East ratchet up over Lebanon.

The Wall Street Journal cited top-level, but unnamed, officials in the White House, State Department and Pentagon.

One assessed: 'No deal is imminent. I'm not sure it ever gets done.'

Antony Blinken has said Israel and Hamas representatives had already agreed to '90 per cent' of a proposed deal, and the Pentagon assured on Thursday: 'I can tell you that we do not believe that deal is falling apart.'

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:59 AM (aBgBM)

114 Jewxit !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 08:00 AM (V13WU)

115 Morning JJ. Thanks for this refuge

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:00 AM (YCxFk)

116 Joe is working tirelessly to broker a piece agreement.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:01 AM (vFG9F)

117 Kamala Harris Pounces on Flawed Report About Georgia Woman’s Post-Abortion Death to Blame Trump
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How many Republicans will see this as one more excuse to sell out pro-lifers?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:02 AM (1bNHn)

118 Peace deal 90% done, 10% for the big guy not agreed upon yet.

Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2024 08:03 AM (i0F8b)

119

Pagers for Paul/Kurt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:03 AM (x0n13)

120 exploding goats ! new phase of war !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 08:03 AM (V13WU)

121 https://x.com/VernonForGA/status/
1836600182982766815

watch a 13 seconds

they all 3 go WTF was that

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

122 BTW, the album is titled 50.

https://tinyurl.com/36epdxzz

Sorry; no whipped cream.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:04 AM (CEzQx)

123 Dinner with large group of friends and family last night. the only time we talked politics, is how we were all baffled how a left wing SF Marxist is allowed to pretend to be a centrist?

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:05 AM (YCxFk)

124 "Could Trump tone down his rhetoric? Sure, but why should he go first"

Exactly. I'll tone my rhetoric down when the Donks tone theirs down. Not one instant before. They started this BS, don't want none? Don't start none?

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 20, 2024 08:06 AM (MsrgL)

125 Well, I guess RFK Jr. is getting even more reasons to hate the left. They might try to prosecute him for removing the head of a dead whale 30 years ago and now they're trying to suggest he's having an affair with someone?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:06 AM (dTTBf)

126 “ Rejoice in the Lord always. I will say it again: Rejoice! Let your gentleness be evident to all. The Lord is near. Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.”

-Philippians 4:4-7

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 08:06 AM (5FKHw)

127 Antony Blinken has said Israel and Hamas representatives had already agreed to '90 per cent' of a proposed deal, and the Pentagon assured on Thursday: 'I can tell you that we do not believe that deal is falling apart.'
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:59 AM (aBgBM)

Hamas only wants to kill '90 per cent' of the Jews.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (gbOdA)

128 CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson
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Meant only to get squishes to pee their panties, that is all. Hopefully voters have learned enough to stand their ground.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (fs1hN)

129 42 Does it? Does anyone really think it's going to go on? Those profiting the most will, of course, get out while the getting is good. The rest, well, they'll find peace in the grave. Maybe.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 06:50 AM (1bNHn)“

How long can it go on? Just look at South America, that’s their goal for us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 07:19 AM (S6gqv)
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I don't buy it. S America hasn't been a long single note history of failure. There have been ups and downs, which people do admit when it suits them. Eg., Argentina before Peron. Granted, Bolivar did permanent damage. But let's not get carried away.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (1bNHn)

130 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

Kamala's dismissive wave was a nice touch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:08 AM (dTTBf)

131 The Mystery of the Massive Decline in Drug Overdose Deaths
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It's probably just like the mystery of the massive drop in crime.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 08:08 AM (LCr8f)

132 >Antony Blinken has said Israel and Hamas representatives had already agreed to '90 per cent' of a proposed deal
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Lies
all lies

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:09 AM (/7KEl)

133 Question: What will you do to lower costs?

Answer: Yeah. I first of all, thank you both for being here and yours is a, a story I hear around the country as I travel, and in terms of both rightly, having the right to have aspirations and dreams and ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the American dream is for this generation and so many recently far more elusive than it's been, and we need to deal with that. And there are a number of ways. One is bringing down the cost of everyday necessities, including groceries.
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Can you believe anyone would vote for this POS?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 08:09 AM (fA91Z)

134 massive decline = not reported, like all other crime and then look ! it went down !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 08:10 AM (V13WU)

135 133 Question: What will you do to lower costs?

Answer: Yeah. I first of all, thank you both for being here and yours is a, a story I hear around the country as I travel, and in terms of both rightly, having the right to have aspirations and dreams and ambitions for your family and working hard and finding that the American dream is for this generation and so many recently far more elusive than it's been, and we need to deal with that. And there are a number of ways. One is bringing down the cost of everyday necessities, including groceries.
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Can you believe anyone would vote for this POS?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 08:09 AM (fA91Z)
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Happens all the time. That appeal is enduring, like all stupidity. (And cupidity.)

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:11 AM (1bNHn)

136 The gift that keeps on giving...

Liz Churchill
@liz_churchill10
Japan issues dire warning for the ‘Covid Vaccinated’…

“Compared to those who are unvaccinated…the mortality rate is 5X higher if you get vaccinated twice. We cannot continue these mRNA ‘vaccines’…” -Professor Professor Dr. Seiji Kojima

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (TGPs7)

137 Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 08:06 AM (5FKHw)

Nice passage; Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (dTTBf)

138 Harris Interviewer: ‘She Didn’t Answer’ How She’d Help Springfield, She’s ‘Good at Dodging’ -

'net meme -
Venn diagram Trump and Kumala, intersecting on "dodging", Kumala's circle is 'questions', Trump's is 'bullets'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (fs1hN)

139 what is the update on Robinson?

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (YCxFk)

140 Today is National Queso Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (NpAcC)

141 125 Well, I guess RFK Jr. is getting even more reasons to hate the left.

RFK Jr. is getting a first hand lesson in what the Democrats do to their property when they try to break free.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 08:12 AM (RjOoY)

142 good at dodging, because she is allowed too

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (YCxFk)

143 - @126 Marcus T

Thank you, sir!
Just keep turning that Lion loose.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (/vvA5)

144 131 The Mystery of the Massive Decline in Drug Overdose Deaths
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It's probably just like the mystery of the massive drop in crime.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 08:08 AM (LCr8f)
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Were they reported as COVID? Or anti-trans terrorism? Or good old racism/sexism/homophopia?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (1bNHn)

145 NT Beetaloo Basin has enough gas to 'supply Australia for the next 400 years'

Drilling ban to start in 3 2 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

146 Can Mr. Robinson sue CNN? This is too big of a hit job for him not to.
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:28 AM (V13WU)

If it's false, he can.

I'm amazed they ran the story with zero on-the-record confirm. That's normally the liberal media lie machine standard, so you have to assume it's all lies...

Posted by: Nova Local

They will gladly run a retraction the day after the election, it is only 50 days away.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (lTGtQ)

147 > Can you believe anyone would vote for this POS?
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There are those that still think *biden's president and doing a good job.

The "true believers" in this ideology will vote for it all day, every day.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

148 johnny maga @_johnnymaga
New Trump ad just dropped:

https://tinyurl.com/ymwu7ump
30 seconds; trannies

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:14 AM (CEzQx)

149 128 CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson
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Meant only to get squishes to pee their panties, that is all. Hopefully voters have learned enough to stand their ground.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (fs1hN)
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Two years ago they won our congressional seat with a well-timed story about the R's messy divorce.

Funny how that happens.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:14 AM (1bNHn)

150 What do you call a memorial to thousands of dead journalists?

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 08:15 AM (LCr8f)

151 The best thing Antony Blinken could do to bring about Middle East peace is to jump off the Queensborough Bridge. For peace.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

152 I am in line to vote bishes

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 08:15 AM (paQaN)

153 Today is National Queso Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

A cheesy observance.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:16 AM (WXNFJ)

154 Kamala's dismissive wave was a nice touch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:08 AM (dTTBf)

guess fuck you would have been too much

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:16 AM (gbOdA)

155 Columbia was the last domino to fall in SA. Considered the least marxist country down there, they elected a former commie guerilla

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (YCxFk)

156
The ship contains 20000 tons of ammonium nitrate from Russia. If it detonated it would be a Hiroshima sized explosion. The explosion in Beirut by comparison was 2750 tons.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 07:34 AM (k2SDB)

I shouldn't think that explosive yield is linear with the amount of explosive. But I don't profess to have any knowledge in the matter. And I don't propose to run any tests.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (BkEzK)

157 Hey, i got a solution.

Give the illegals we got in jail their addadictomy. Go for it.

And then charge the country they're from through the snout for it.

All payments up front, in cash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (nPLkK)

158 Election Wizard @ElectionWiz 1h
ELECTION INTEGRITY REPORT:
LAS VEGAS — As many as 11,000 noncitizens are registered to vote in the crucial swing state of Nevada because Democratic Secretary of State Francisco “Cisco” Aguilar is ignoring his duty to keep voting rolls clean, a lawsuit alleges.

The Trump campaign, the Republican National Committee and the Nevada GOP filed suit last week against Aguilar in Carson City judicial district court.

A total of 6,360 individuals listed in the Nevada’s Department of Motor Vehicles “noncitizen file” were registered to vote in 2020 — and 3,987 of them cast a ballot in that year’s general election, the lawsuit says.

Republicans say state data show likely more than 11,000 noncitizens are registered to vote this year — and an estimated 3,700+ will cast a ballot in November’s presidential election.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (CEzQx)

159 Hold steady on Robinson, peeps.

Of course the media was going to do a hit on him.

Don't give them the satisfaction

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (paQaN)

160 CNN Drops Bombshell Hit on North Carolina Republican Governor Candidate Mark Robinson
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Meant only to get squishes to pee their panties, that is all. Hopefully voters have learned enough to stand their ground.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (fs1hN)

I don't think you understand how serious this is. Sure, electing the Democrat will drastically reduce the quality of my life but they've accused him of being a teenage boy obsessed with sex! What if he says "pussy" or something?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (T7iTv)

161 152 I am in line to vote bishes
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 08:15 AM (paQaN)

How bad's the line?

Posted by: Nova Local at September 20, 2024 08:17 AM (exHjb)

162 150 What do you call a memorial to thousands of dead journalists?
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 08:15 AM (LCr8f)
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Maybe we need a memorial to "The Unknown Journalist". Pick someone from MSNBC. Other than Madcow, no one has heard of any of them.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 08:18 AM (1bNHn)

163 Kamala's dismissive wave was a nice touch.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:08 AM (dTTBf)

Would have been better if she'd had them kiss the ring.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 08:18 AM (T7iTv)

164 149. To be fair, many Dems have been taken down in congress also. Al Franken, Anthony Weiner, etc..

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:18 AM (YCxFk)

165 What Kamala said about guns at the Oprah fundraiser last night per DailyMail:

'If somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot,' she said, before showing off her trademark cackle.

She then expressed regret, similar to how her boss Joe Biden would try to take back foolish statements: 'I probably should not have said that. My staff will deal with that later.'

"My staff will deal with that later" illustrates Kamala's attitude about everything. She's more hollow than Carlsbad Caverns, dumber than a piece of dried dogsh!t.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (aBgBM)

166 Good morning.

Who in the hell is running this country?

* goes to start making coffee while talking to himself *

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (Oy/m2)

167 "Could Trump tone down his rhetoric? Sure, but why should he go first"

Exactly. I'll tone my rhetoric down when the Donks tone theirs down. Not one instant before. They started this BS, don't want none? Don't start none?

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 20, 2024 08:06 AM (MsrgL)

Remember Hillary Clinton told us that Democrats would start being civil when all the Republicans were gone.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (FAbrK)

168
Meant only to get squishes to pee their panties, that is all. Hopefully voters have learned enough to stand their ground.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:07 AM (fs1hN)

Meant to give the hacks their talking point. "Do you condemn the statements by Mark Robinson?" Banana-spines like Miss Lindsay will say, "Weeeeeee!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (BkEzK)

169 Two years ago they won our congressional seat with a well-timed story about the R's messy divorce.

Funny how that happens.
Posted by: Eeyore
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Dem will vote to give $b's to illegal immigrant welfare programs, but the R had a messy divorce. Obviously, regrettably, have to stay home and not vote.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (fs1hN)

170 On the last day of Summer we pay tribute to the wonders of Zarex...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:20 AM (TGPs7)

171 Bravo, FS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 20, 2024 08:20 AM (UWgy2)

172 Nick Sortor @nicksortor 8h
🚨 #BREAKING: Sean “Diddy” Combs has been placed on SUlClDE WATCH, per PEOPLE

This comes just as Diddy’s bail was denied for a 2nd time

Coincidentally, Jeffrey Epstein, who was in the custody of the same jailers who current hold Diddy, “committed su*cide” just days after being placed on su*cide watch.

I find it harder and harder to believe Diddy will make it to trial with each passing day.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:21 AM (CEzQx)

173 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

By the day Kamala is losing.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2024 08:21 AM (nFx0I)

174 Meant to give the hacks their talking point. "Do you condemn the statements by Mark Robinson?" Banana-spines like Miss Lindsay will say, "Weeeeeee!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 08:19 AM (BkEzK)

Mandatory boilerplate response when Waraiotoko is in command of the GOP:

"I condemn you, you pestilent, muckraking parasite. Next question. Also fuck you."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (nPLkK)

175 How does that even occur to someone, that it gets on their radar-taxpayer funded surgeries for illegal aliens and prisoners? This is an issue that affects normal Americans?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (dTTBf)

176 Nick Sortor @nicksortor 10h
🚨 #BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: High-ranking government sources tell me the Sheriff who sh*t and k*lled a Kentucky judge today did so because the judge was r*ping the Sheriff’s underage daughter

Local media reports the elected Sheriff of Letcher County, KY walked into the judge’s chamber this afternoon and sh*t the judge, exchanging words with him beforehand. The Sheriff is now in custody on 1st degree m*rder charges.

Furthermore, now deceased Judge Kevin Mullins was CLOSE FRIENDS with Sheriff Stines

IF the judge DID r*pe Sheriff Stine’s daughter—as multiple members of the community believe it to be—I’m calling for the charges to be DROPPED or the jury to REFUSE to indict or convict, making Sheriff Stines a free man again.

Predictably, Kamala surrogate Governor Andy Beshear, who previously said he hoped a family member of JD Vance would get pregnant due to r*pe, has come out in support of the judge.

Our country has no place for child r*pists.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (CEzQx)

177 150 What do you call a memorial to thousands of dead journalists?
____

The New York Times?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (fs1hN)

178 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

179 2008 Elections

We find that some non-citizens participate in U.S. elections, and that this participation has been large enough to change meaningful election outcomes including Electoral College votes, and Congressional elections. Non-citizen votes likely gave Senate Democrats the pivotal 60th vote needed to overcome filibusters in order to pass health care reform and other Obama administration priorities in the 111th Congress.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (gbOdA)

180 Epstein didn't Diddy himself, did he.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:23 AM (nPLkK)

181 US out of the UN, NOW.

UN OUT of the US, YESTERDAY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

182 Re: Fallen Journalist monument
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Instead of the National Mall. I propose this be a xardboard box under the Woodrow Wilson Bridge

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 08:23 AM (zuz4h)

183 The story about the lesbian who misgendered a dude's dog is freaking crazy town. I honestly don't know what I would do if one of my kids acted or thought like that. Luckily they are both conservative and I don't have to worry about it. But dang......what an embarrassment.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (j/yko)

184 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:22 AM (CEzQx)

What a bastard.

He ought to know better.

That's the constable's job.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (nPLkK)

185 The United States could have and should have used its power and influence to block this.

-

You deeply misunderstand which side we're one.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (7h9jE)

186 @172 andycanuck, I think "suicide watch" to the deep state means "let's watch this guy commit suicide, or help him"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (k2SDB)

187 Ten UK veterinarians participate in the world's first surgery to repair the broken leg of an 800-pound rhino.

Ironically, an antique elephant's foot umbrella-stand was used to create the prosthesis.

I might have added something to that report.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (CEzQx)

188 r/Maine
3 yr. ago
hannie_cakes

Zarex fruit punch recipe?
Not sure if this is the right place to post but growing up in Maine there was a fruit punch made with Zarex that was served at every party/holiday when I was a kid. Zarex was a New England based product that was a sickeningly sweet concentrated syrup that is no longer available. While I can't get Zarex, I would still love to find the old recipe for the punch as I am hoping to recreate the punch using a different fruit punch concentrate that I found online.

I believe the recipe included: orange juice, Zarex, ginger ale and water. It may have had other ingredients too but it's been so long I can't remember.

If any Mainers remember a punch recipe like this and can recall the quantities of the ingredients I would really appreciate it.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:24 AM (TGPs7)

189 I find it harder and harder to believe Diddy will make it to trial with each passing day.
____

Another black man dies in Trump's Amerikkka
-News Media

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:25 AM (fs1hN)

190 I assume you have to speak in order to be a Prosecutor. Was it word salad by Kamala every time in that role too?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:25 AM (dTTBf)

191 Speaking of Psircleback Psaki, does anybody watch her graft payoff show?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

192 - Marcus T

Always reminding me of Isaiah 55:11. God's Word will not return unto Him void. Entire chapter is, of course, recommended.

Also Isaiah 52:13 through all of Isaiah 53.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 20, 2024 08:26 AM (/vvA5)

193 >>>Coincidentally, Jeffrey Epstein, who was in the custody of the same jailers who current hold Diddy, “committed su*cide” just days after being placed on su*cide watch.
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I thought Epstein was in the Manhattan federal lockup and Diddy in Brooklyn....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 08:26 AM (whJr1)

194 I find it harder and harder to believe Diddy will make it to trial with each passing day.
____

They've already put him on suicide watch.

Someone needs to start the #DiddyDidntKillHimself movement immediately.

He will be Epsteined.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

195 "Vote for me so i can kill the bastard in robes who is raping my young daughter."

As far as campaign platforms go, i gotta say, it's a good one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:26 AM (nPLkK)

196 190 I assume you have to speak in order to be a Prosecutor. Was it word salad by Kamala every time in that role too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I would be shocked if she tried a single case as a lead prosecutor.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:27 AM (fs1hN)

197 "If someone breaks into my house, they're getting shot."

- Kamala Harris, September 19, 2024

But if you even own a gun, you're a racist, bigot, phobic bad person who should be imprisoned forever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 20, 2024 08:27 AM (FAbrK)

198 In the junta's America, a black man can get murdered in jail by The Man just for being a baller.

What the hell have you got to lose?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (nPLkK)

199 didi had a lot of sleaze on many prominent people; ruinous sleaze.

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (V13WU)

200 >>What do you call a memorial to thousands of dead journalists?

A good start?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (Y1sOo)

201 Amen my friends. Have a blessed day. May the Lord be with you in all things.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (5FKHw)

202 190 I assume you have to speak in order to be a Prosecutor. Was it word salad by Kamala every time in that role too?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
______

If the facts are on your side, argue the facts
If the law is on your side, argue the law
If neither are on your side, pound the table
If you have no clue, confuse the jury with a nice word salad

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (fs1hN)

203 172 I find it harder and harder to believe Diddy will make it to trial with each passing day.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:21 AM (CEzQx)

Depends on if he has names of famous people on file and he gives them up during the trial.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 20, 2024 08:30 AM (RjOoY)

204 Can you imagine being a jury member and listening to that woman's closing argument?

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 08:30 AM (Y1sOo)

205 they keep placing Nevada in Kamala's column...they are not counting likely voters, they are counting probability of election fraud success

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 08:30 AM (V13WU)

206 It's no surprise that Andy Beshear supported the judge who was murdered. Beshear's father Steve, appointed Mullins to the bench when Steve was governor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:30 AM (k2SDB)

207 Wife said rumors have Ben Affleck divorced Jennifer because someone in Diddy's crew showed him a video about Jennifer and the murder of Tupac or some shit.

He decided he wanted no part of any of that and got the f*ck out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Also Isaiah 52:13 through all of Isaiah 53.
Posted by: TeeJ

Love Isaiah

I recite Isaiah 6:8 every morning as my reminder to serve the Lord:

"Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying,
"Whom shall I send?" and "Who will go for us?"
And I said,
"Here I am, send me."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:31 AM (WXNFJ)

209 Have you ever been frustrated by your mobile carrier? Dropped calls. Missed calls. Bad clarity. And so on. What a pain!

Many carriers these days don't even supply a device with your plan at all, let alone one that will viciously mutilate you like a crazed ape.

That's the ChimpMobile difference. At ChimpMobile, we guarantee best-in-class service, and promise to rip your dick off and tear your eyes out at no extra charge.

Posted by: ChimpMobile at September 20, 2024 08:32 AM (0FoWg)

210 Amen my friends. Have a blessed day. May the Lord be with you in all things.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (5FKHw)

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

211 @172

>>I find it harder and harder to believe Diddy will make it to trial with each passing day.

When you got that much dirt on people, especially higher ups, you tend to not live to a ripe old age.

His celly is probably and ex-cop in the slammer for murder.

Advice to Diddy, if you return to your cell and it's festooned with blankets, say a little prayer and kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2024 08:33 AM (XV/Pl)

212 "Could Trump tone down his rhetoric? Sure, but why should he go first"

Trump Didn’t Start The Fire

----------------

In the immortal words of John Rambo: "They drew first blood ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:33 AM (P3VPf)

213 Big Fat Cat is now Slimfast Cat. Evidently, Meow Mix is not that good for cats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (W3T6M)

214
Diddy and The Donald: Who makes it past Nov. 6?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (j4U/Z)

215 Those injured in the reproductive organs can come to the US for free IVF treatments...

Vivid.🇮🇱
@VividProwess
⚠️BREAKING: Leaked Hezbollah intelligence documents have been discovered regarding the damage from the pager explosions.

- 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (TGPs7)

216 Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 08:28 AM (5FKHw

Thanks, Same to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:35 AM (dTTBf)

217 Shohei Ohtani becomes first player in MLB history to hit 50 homeruns and steal 50 bases in a single season.
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The report doesn't say how many games it took though. If e.g. Mickey Mantle did 47 and 43 respectively but in 200 games in old-fashioned shorter seasons back then and Ohtani took 250 games this season, Mantle was doing better.

NOTE: player name chosen at random; and games-played count was WAG for effect.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:35 AM (CEzQx)

218 Today is National Queso Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

A cheesy observance.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:16 AM (WXNFJ)

good thing i've got some dip ready to go for lunch, chorizo and jimmy dean sausage with rotel fire roasted andbthe required velveta as the base.

yeah, it's gonna be a good lunch...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:35 AM (v6XNT)

219 Some good news to brighten your day: German EV sales are down 69%. This means that Volkswagen and Audi, among others, will be facing fines for not selling enough. Since Europe is broke after shutting down their nuclear plants, they can't afford to subsidize electric go carts anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (lTGtQ)

220 200 >>What do you call a memorial to thousands of dead journalists?

A good start?
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Look what they did to Bobby Lee's statue. Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (W3T6M)

221 TGIF, all!!

Trump said yesterday (?) that as president, he would accept no refugees from Gaza.

As excellent as Israel's actions this week have been, it's tainted with the realization that as they war over there, our leaders here are happy to take in displaced Gazans here.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (Pijte)

222 - 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”

Awww... what a shame.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (Oy/m2)

223 Going food shopping at noon today. Hope Kamala reduces the prices of "necessities" by then. She has been in office now for nearly four years.

Posted by: Hangry Hal at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (CV8a5)

224 What would "toned down" rhetoric mean for Trump?

What, specifically, does he ever say that's so toned up? What is he calling for that is so inflammatory, besides seeking an end to the predations of a parasitic, unelected ruling class and their perverse decimation of civil society?

"Tone it down" means "Stop going Against The State", and not a damned thing more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:36 AM (nPLkK)

225 190 I assume you have to speak in order to be a Prosecutor. Was it word salad by Kamala every time in that role too?
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I think she only prosecuted two cases in court, that's why the secret ABC debate deal had it as one of the forbidden topics.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:37 AM (CEzQx)

226 The head of Samaritan’s Purse, an evangelical aid organization, has committed to donating 28 additional armored ambulances to Magen David Adom (MDA), Israel’s emergency services, on Thursday. This brings the total number of ambulances donated since last October’s terror attacks to 42, alongside the establishment of two new ambulance stations near conflict zones.

President of Samaritan’s Purse, Reverend Franklin Graham, announced a dedication ...

“We are here to dedicate the two armored ambulances that have just arrived, as well as a new ambulance center near the Gaza border, where there has not been one before,” Graham said. “The need is so great that we have committed to providing 28 more armored ambulances. The MDA team are heroes, saving lives every day, and it is an honor to stand with them.”

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2024 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

227 >>Look what they did to Bobby Lee's statue. Payback is a bitch.

*points at the Newseum in DC*
They couldn't even keep their own cathedral going, heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:37 AM (Pijte)

228 Have you ever been frustrated by your mobile carrier? Dropped calls. Missed calls. Bad clarity. And so on. What a pain!

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Was discussing this in meat space not too long ago. It's part of the Great Brokening.

Cell phone service is *just* good enough, but not much better than it was five or so years ago, as are cell phones. Many if not most bargainish under-$300 phones are worse - meaning they haven't advanced much year by year like they did leading up to 2020 - than they were in 2020.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 08:37 AM (7h9jE)

229 > Wife said rumors have Ben Affleck divorced Jennifer because someone in Diddy's crew showed him a video about Jennifer and the murder of Tupac or some shit.
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My wife said much the same thing yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 08:38 AM (Q4IgG)

230 Diddy currently on Epstein watch

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)

231 andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:35 AM (CEzQx)

MLB teams plays 162 regular season games per year.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 08:38 AM (Oy/m2)

232 I never liked that guy
he didn't seem right in the head

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)

233
Boston Radio Watch®️
@bostonradio
Sofia Villani Scicolone, better known professionally as Sophia Loren, was born in Rome, Italy 9️⃣0️⃣ years ago today. She won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role as Cesira in a war drama “Two Women”(1960).

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:39 AM (TGPs7)

234 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (TGPs7)

Any of these guys who got issued comms equipment had to be in some position of trust/rank.

Hezbollah is now the blind leading the dickless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 08:39 AM (0FoWg)

235 #BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: High-ranking government sources tell me the Sheriff who sh*t and k*lled a Kentucky judge today did so because the judge was r*ping the Sheriff’s underage daughter

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Ha. Two men who are intimately involved in the courts / legal system and understand how they work.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 08:39 AM (7h9jE)

236 >>> Wife said rumors have Ben Affleck divorced Jennifer because someone in Diddy's crew showed him a video about Jennifer and the murder of Tupac or some shit.

Uh, kinda like the plot of "Chasing Amy?"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (Pijte)

237 229 > Wife said rumors have Ben Affleck divorced Jennifer because someone in Diddy's crew showed him a video about Jennifer and the murder of Tupac or some shit.
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My wife said much the same thing yesterday.
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I don't keep up with the National Enquirer, Ancient Aliens requires heavy study, but are we talking about Jennifer Anniston?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (W3T6M)

238 Good morning.

Happy birthday.

Happy anniversary.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (HnUIn)

239 Wife said rumors have Ben Affleck divorced Jennifer because someone in Diddy's crew showed him a video about Jennifer and the murder of Tupac or some shit.
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My wife said much the same thing yesterday.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 08:38 AM (Q4IgG)

i'll have to check with the missus to see if she's heard anything about this. would be a LOT of fun to watch her celebrity fandom crash as she realizes more and more they're toxic whores...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (v6XNT)

240 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 12h
🚨BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis says the FBI won't cooperate with Florida investigation:

"No, they are not being cooperative, and yes, I am concerned—Our investigators were rebuffed just going to the fence line outside of Trump International Golf Club."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:41 AM (CEzQx)

241 "If someone breaks into my house, they're getting shot."

- Kamala Harris, September 19, 2024

But if you even own a gun, you're a racist, bigot, phobic bad person who should be imprisoned forever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 20, 2024 08:27 AM (FAbrK)

----------------

“Just because you legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked home doesn’t mean that we’re not going to walk into that home and check to see if you’re being responsible.”

-- Kommie-law years ago as the DA in San Francisco

http://tiny.cc/snvmzz

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:41 AM (P3VPf)

242 Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (W3T6M)

I think it's Jennifer Garner.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)

243 WOW.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (TGPs7)
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There have been reports of collateral damage. This was an indiscriminate terrorist attack by a rogue state.

Posted by: The United Nations at September 20, 2024 08:41 AM (HnUIn)

244 @231 MLB went to 162 games in 1961. Before that it was 154

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (k2SDB)

245 I don't keep up with the National Enquirer, Ancient Aliens requires heavy study, but are we talking about Jennifer Anniston?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (W3T6M)

lopez

jennifer the singer, not jennifer with the nipps

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (v6XNT)

246 >>879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.
- - - -

WOW, indeed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (Pijte)

247
Trump's rhetoric is essentially the truth. His delivery is plain, good and hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

248 237 Jennifer Lopez, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (v6JzV)

249 242 Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:40 AM (W3T6M)

I think it's Jennifer Garner.
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Who is that? Any relation to James Garner?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (W3T6M)

250 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (3+vxq)

251 Jenny from the cell block

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (nPLkK)

252 >>BREAKING: Gov. Ron DeSantis says the FBI won't cooperate with Florida investigation

I called that three days ago, as did several others here.

Not a difficult call to make, though.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (Y1sOo)

253 Happy EMT Anniversary, JJ!
You are The Best!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (Pijte)

254 Kamala Harris ripped for latest word salad: ‘Let’s come together with the character that we are so proud of about who we are’

https://tinyurl.com/mryhaczt

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

255 > I don't keep up with the National Enquirer, Ancient Aliens requires heavy study, but are we talking about Jennifer Anniston?
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Lopez

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (Q4IgG)

256 - Time to check in on the widow.
I'll just drop this upon leaving.
Those who claim the name of Christ should ask themselves a question before hitting post on a comment.
Will this comment bring glory to the Lord, or will it be taken as those Christians are no different than the world?

Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: TeeJ at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (/vvA5)

257 253 Happy EMT Anniversary, JJ!
You are The Best!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:43 AM (Pijte)

Back at you. And everyone who make this post what it is.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:44 AM (x0n13)

258 >Jennifer Lopez, I think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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ding ding ding
you win this round of "Name! That! Jennifer!"

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:44 AM (/7KEl)

259 Hezbollah is now the blind leading the dickless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 08:39 AM (0FoWg)

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While over here we have the dickless leading the blind.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:44 AM (P3VPf)

260 MLB teams plays 162 regular season games per year.
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Thanks. What was it in the 1960s?

I asked because the same thing happens with newly-set NHL records. They used to play alot fewer games in the pre-1970s than nowadays.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:44 AM (CEzQx)

261 ----
The report doesn't say how many games it took though. If e.g. Mickey Mantle did 47 and 43 respectively but in 200 games in old-fashioned shorter seasons back then and Ohtani took 250 games this season, Mantle was doing better.

NOTE: player name chosen at random; and games-played count was WAG for effect.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:35 AM (CEzQx)

They have 9 games left in the season.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

262 The Times of Israel reported Wednesday that “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday, a new right accorded to the Palestinian Authority’s delegation despite it not being a full member of the body.”
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Who got it?

Fatah? Hamas? Hezbollah? Islamic Jihad?

Setting aside appropriateness - it is inappropriate for them to be members, but it's inappropriate for at least half of the membership already - this has always been a serious practical problem. There is no Palestinian Authority. Not really. There are competing militant groups with territorial and authority claims.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (HnUIn)

263 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

A good start.

Posted by: Senor Aspirina Fabrica at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (yfO7D)

264
"Whose running the country" are the big shots running Joey that think they can treat Kamala the same way. That shot of her giving the black 'journalists' the FU treatment has to be what every staffer she's had in the last 4 years has done.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (j4U/Z)

265 Is the left targeting Nicole Shanahan as well, or she doesn't matter because she's multi millionaire and not a Kennedy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (dTTBf)

266 Fun fact: the name 'Jennifer' comes from 'Guinevere'

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (/7KEl)

267 Jenny from the cell block

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (nPLkK)

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867-5309?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (P3VPf)

268 ”Egyptian Ambassador Osama Mahmoud Abdelkhalek Mahmoud was thrilled, saying, “This is not merely a procedural matter. This is a historic moment for us.”
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Politics are a crazy game.

Egypt: Militarizes its border with Sinai to keep Gazans out of Egypt, and allows transit of goods and weapons into Gaza to keep them in the fight and out of Egypt's hair.

Also Egypt: We love us the Palestinians, and are thrilled they're in the august body.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (HnUIn)

269 Jenny from the cell block

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (nPLkK)

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867-5309?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (P3VPf)

don't lose that number ricky...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (v6XNT)

270 Who is that? Any relation to James Garner?
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From the Polaroid One-Step TV ads?!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:47 AM (CEzQx)

271 and the utter destruction of civilization than concede a GOP win. What concerns me is that what we are not seeing is a panic but a preview.
Police Towers and Brick Pallets in Springfield, Ohio

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Don't miss JJs link of this BTW:

" I would also like to believe that the pallets of bricks outside of the Heritage Center, which, as the person in the video mentioned, is the site for a rally on September 28, are part of a new municipal building project."

You know it's not. Same as the watch tower that might not even belong to the cops.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 08:47 AM (7h9jE)

272 lopez

jennifer the singer, not jennifer with the nipps
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM (v6XNT)

Yeah, that one. Did he marry Garner or just knock her up and give her that batshit cray daughter?

It seems he has a thing for Jennifer's and should stay way the f*ck away from them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

273 867-5309?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (P3VPf)

don't lose that number ricky...
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2024 08:46 AM (v6XNT)

I can't read the number you just gave me...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:47 AM (nPLkK)

274 @260 andy, 162 games came in in 1961, before that 154

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:47 AM (k2SDB)

275 #244 Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:48 AM (CEzQx)

276 And tahnks for #274 too now!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:48 AM (CEzQx)

277 “The Palestinian cause is a top priority for Saudi Arabia
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LOL.

"A" top priority. No such thing. The top is the top. There are not simultaneous tops. "Palestine" is most assuredly *not* the KSA's top priority. That is either the Houthis or their attempted internal economic realignment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:48 AM (HnUIn)

278 Fun fact: the name 'Jennifer' comes from 'Guinevere'

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:45 AM (/7KEl)

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[Per the interwebz:]

Guinevere, the legendary queen of King Arthur’s Camelot, originates from Welsh mythology. The name is derived from the Welsh name Gwenhwyfar, which consists of two elements:

. Gwen: meaning “fair” or “white”
. Hwyfar: meaning “smooth” or “yielding”

Together, Gwenhwyfar translates to “the fair one” or “white wave”. The name Guinevere is a French variant of Gwenhwyfar, introduced to France by the Normans after the Norman Conquest of England in the 11th century.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:48 AM (P3VPf)

279 From the Times of Israel:

Hezbollah handed out pagers hours before blasts — even after checks

That's some good manufacturing then.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (3+vxq)

280
MLB went to 162 games in 1961. Before that it was 154

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:42 AM

I re-read 'The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant' recently and had to laugh as the book was written in the 1950's and 'Joe Hardy' has his contract with the devil end after the final game of the regular season on September 21st.

The final day of regular season games during the 2024 season will be on Sunday, Sept. 29. All 30 teams are scheduled to take the field that day.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (RKVpM)

281 @275 welcome

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (k2SDB)

282 Jenny of "Taco flavored kisses for my Ben" fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

283 "The Blind Leading the Dickless" Would be a great name for an off Broadway play.

Posted by: Starring politicians at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (DobEs)

284 That's some good manufacturing then.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (3+vxq)
++++
Or exceedingly poor QA checks by the customer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (HnUIn)

285 Shohei Ohtani becomes first player in MLB history to hit 50 homeruns and steal 50 bases in a single season.
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The report doesn't say how many games it took though. If e.g. Mickey Mantle did 47 and 43 respectively but in 200 games in old-fashioned shorter seasons back then and Ohtani took 250 games this season, Mantle was doing better.

NOTE: player name chosen at random; and games-played count was WAG for effect.
Posted by: andycanuck

Ohtani went 51.51 in 153 games. In less time than even the 154 game schedule.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 08:50 AM (MGB5H)

286 yeah I just wanted to make a fun fact

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:50 AM (/7KEl)

287 Gwen: meaning “fair” or “white”
. Hwyfar: meaning “smooth” or “yielding”

Together, Gwenhwyfar translates to

The "Yacht Girl Who Never Says No".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:50 AM (3+vxq)

288 "The Blind Leading the Dickless" Would be a great name for an off Broadway play.
Posted by: Starring politicians at September 20, 2024 08:49 AM (DobEs)
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You think that, but you're wrong. It would not be a piece of biting commentary.

It would be a historical reimagination of the life of Hellen Keller, where she leads a growing collective of post-op transsexuals into a commune where they become the dominant political, economic and military force in the world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2024 08:51 AM (HnUIn)

289 Paul A. Szypula
@Bubblebathgirl
The people’s president never sleeps, especially when he can post this

https://tinyurl.com/2m6scsu9

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

290 Together, Gwenhwyfar translates to

The "Yacht Girl Who Never Says No".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:50 AM (3+vxq)

So, I WAS talking about Jennifer Anniston? Crap......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

291 The "Yacht Girl Who Never Says No".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:50 AM (3+vxq)
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Laugh if you'd like, but which one of us is an actual princess?

Posted by: Meghan Sparkles at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (HnUIn)

292 I am starting a Beeper/Walkie Talkie program for intrepid US Journalists... Looking for donations

Posted by: Mose Sahd at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (1FWWQ)

293 Ok. Trump tones down his rhetoric, they shoot him anyway, media says Trump was already controversial and had just said too many things in the past and his effort at toning it down was too little too late.

Or haven't you met the Left.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (LCr8f)

294
I lusted after a girl named Gwen, at summer camp. She had fabulous announcements and for me ogling them at the lakefront as a 14-year-old, yowza.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (x0n13)

295 @Bubblebathgirl
The people’s president never sleeps, especially when he can post this

https://tinyurl.com/2m6scsu9
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 08:51 AM (NpAcC)

She has to be the most annoying twat on the planet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

296 Laugh if you'd like, but which one of us is an actual princess?
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Well, there is Garrett.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (W3T6M)

297 Laugh if you'd like, but which one of us is an actual princess?
Posted by: Meghan Sparkles at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (HnUIn)

Neither.

Read your fucking email.

Posted by: His Royal Highness Charles III at September 20, 2024 08:53 AM (nPLkK)

298
When does the FBI break out the stylish Hugo Boss uniforms, the day after the election or inauguration of Kamala?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 08:53 AM (j4U/Z)

299 292 I am starting a Beeper/Walkie Talkie program for intrepid US Journalists... Looking for donations
Posted by: Mose Sahd at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (1FWWQ)

Call it the "NOBEL PRIZE" for journalism. sponsored by the TNT network!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (x0n13)

300 ⚠️BREAKING: Leaked Hezbollah intelligence documents have been discovered regarding the damage from the pager explosions.

- 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:34 AM (TGPs7)

That will go down in history as the most successful anti-terrorist operation ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (Ud7de)

301 That will go down in history as the most successful anti-terrorist operation ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Nuh uh cause innocent children died.
-Bach in black

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (MGB5H)

302
That will go down in history as the most successful anti-terrorist operation ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (Ud7de)

Here's hoping that others take the challenge......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

303 Ohtani went 51.51 in 153 games. In less time than even the 154 game schedule.
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Thanks too.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (CEzQx)

304 “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday.

Can you imagine if the fuckin' seat blew up?

Posted by: just saying at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Uy/WF)

305 yep

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (YCxFk)

306 Neither.

Read your fucking email.
Posted by: His Royal Highness Charles III at September 20, 2024 08:53 AM (nPLkK)
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Meh. Only losers argue technicalities.

People like you and your kids.

Posted by: Meghan Sparkles at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (HnUIn)

307
Call it the "NOBEL PRIZE" for journalism. sponsored by the TNT network!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (x0n13)

I think it needs to be something where the award name has 4 words starting with the letter C, so it can be shortened to the C4 award.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

308 The threats against Trump, many right out in the open, is beginning to rattle many of us. The question is...what will be the reaction, OUR reaction, to, God forbid, the unthinkable occurs? There are so many unhinged Trump haters out there, from big mouth neighbor to the media mouthpieces, to many in government, including in the various law enforcement departments.

We're are living in very perilous times. Third world environment has come to America.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (iODuv)

309 Laugh if you'd like, but which one of us is an actual princess?
Posted by: Meghan Sparkles

Neither.

Read your fucking email.
Posted by: His Royal Highness Charles III

*F'N SNORT

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (3+vxq)

310 Ugh, now I'm going down a celebrity gossip blog wormhole. . .

Affleck was married to Jen Garner for many years, they have 3 kids together. They met on set, while she was married, and left her husband for Affleck. He has alcohol and gambling issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Pijte)

311 304 “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday.

Can you imagine if the fuckin' seat blew up?
Posted by: just saying at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Uy/WF)

Scene from THunderball in the Spectre conference Room when #1 pushes a button.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (x0n13)

312 that was them
the new dishwasher is coming

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (/7KEl)

313 Has Dave in FL given any update on the state of the race? Still confident in internal polling and the electoral college win?

This race has me nervous as crap. Just can't fathom four years of this idiot and her ilk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (Ud7de)

314 Beep, beep, put the terrorists to sleep.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (P0rN1)

315 Jennifer Garner's dimples are the 5th force of nature

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (/7KEl)

316 Affleck was married to Jen Garner for many years, they have 3 kids together. They met on set, while she was married, and left her husband for Affleck. He has alcohol and gambling issues.
Posted by: Lizzy

Daredevil.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (MGB5H)

317 Count me as a confirmed Helen Keller skeptic. And Patty Duke was bonking Desi Arnaz Jr. when she was 23 and he was 17.

Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (CV8a5)

318 Call it the "NOBEL PRIZE" for journalism. sponsored by the TNT network!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:54 AM (x0n13)

I think it needs to be something where the award name has 4 words starting with the letter C, so it can be shortened to the C4 award.
Posted by: Sponge

The CRAP Award.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (3+vxq)

319 Teej

I know you're helping your neighbor (You're a good soul and a brother in Christ) but if I have to give glory to God through every post I make, I better not talk politics and probably shouldn't even have begin posting 14 years ago, but thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 08:58 AM (dTTBf)

320
Affleck was married to Jen Garner for many years, they have 3 kids together. They met on set, while she was married, and left her husband for Affleck. He has alcohol and gambling issues.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Pijte)

And an unhealthy obsession with women named "Jennifer."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

321 And Patty Duke was bonking Desi Arnaz Jr. when she was 23 and he was 17.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts

If only I was Dezi Arnez, Jr.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:58 AM (3+vxq)

322 294 "announcements"

That's an interesting synonym for "boobs."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:59 AM (v6JzV)

323 You can't compare stolen bases now -- with the idiotic new limitations on pitchers -- to stolen bases in the past.

Needs an asterisk. And designated hitters can get off my lawn!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:59 AM (P3VPf)

324 >I think it needs to be something where the award name has 4 words starting with the letter C, so it can be shortened to the C4 award.
---

Welcome to the 2025 Crappie Awards, with your host, Brian Stelter

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 08:59 AM (/7KEl)

325 307 I think it needs to be something where the award name has 4 words starting with the letter C, so it can be shortened to the C4 award.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Seymour Semtex SY Harsh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 08:59 AM (x0n13)

326 And designated hitters can get off my lawn!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 08:59 AM (P3VPf)

Thank you!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:00 AM (SfhV1)

327 Ohtani never played in the postseason with the Angels. He is no mantle until he goes to a world series

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:00 AM (YCxFk)

328 That will go down in history as the most successful anti-terrorist operation ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Nuh uh cause innocent children died.
-Bach in black
Posted by: BruceWayne

You mean terrorists-in-training?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:00 AM (3+vxq)

329 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 15h
Wow - Rep @mattgaetz drops 2 major bombshells on Trump’s assassination attempts

1. DHS knows of 5 separate assassination teams, 3 foreign and 2 domestic, who are actively targeting Trump and informed Secret Service well before July 13

2. Knowing this intel, Secret Service still took protection away from Trump and gave it to others with very low target risks

This is why Kimberly Cheatle was forced out

She knew they were trying to kill Trump, she pulled resources away, and she allowed them to take their shots

Insane corruption

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 12h
We watched Trump almost get his head blown off on live tv & thought “how could this happen?!”

Now that we know Secret Service knew there were 5 hit teams going after Trump & they *still* reduced his security, it’s infuriating

Kimberly Cheatle knew

She needs to be prosecuted

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:00 AM (CEzQx)

330 321 And Patty Duke was bonking Desi Arnaz Jr. when she was 23 and he was 17.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts

If only I was Dezi Arnez, Jr.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 08:58 AM (3+vxq)

Patty suddenly shrieked, "That's not Braille!" It's Herpes!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (x0n13)

331 320. Affleck is also a raging left wing moron like Matt Damon

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (YCxFk)

332 The Hiroshima bomb was about the right size so that the thermal, blast, and radiation circles of total destruction had a radius of about one mile. 20KT of ammonium nitrate has no energy in radiation, and much lower temperature than the Hiroshima nuke. The blast from the chemical explosion would be much worse than from the 15KT Hiroshima bomb.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (Da7Vv)

333 So Affleck was married to both Lopez and Garner? I did not know that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (v6JzV)

334 Affleck is also a raging left wing moron like Matt Damon
Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (YCxFk)

Well, duh. He can still get work in hollywood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Kimberly Cheatle knew

She needs to be prosecuted
Posted by: andycanuck

Hanged by the neck until dead seems more reasonable.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (MGB5H)

336 Affleck was married to Jen Garner for many years, they have 3 kids together. They met on set, while she was married, and left her husband for Affleck. He has alcohol and gambling issues.
Posted by: Lizzy

-

This sort of thing is something people are beginning to notice and discuss. We have a couple of generations of women who were raised on the idea of romance being unfaithfulness and cheating, from TV to movies to books to I'm sure Taylor Swift type music, with "the right choice for the woman" being to leave the man who has stood by you for years and is working hard to provide a good life for you for the handsome guy you just met.

Imagine conditioning women across society to accept this as "romance".

That's not good in multiple ways.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (7h9jE)

337 So Affleck was married to both Lopez and Garner? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:01 AM (v6JzV)

Lopez twice. I think there should be a 3 strikes and you're out rule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

338 “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday.

Can you imagine if the fuckin' seat blew up?
Posted by: just saying

Didn't even have to blow up. Just a loud pop.

Message sent:
We can get you anywhere. Anywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (3+vxq)

339 >>That will go down in history as the most successful anti-terrorist operation ever.

I dunno, kinda liked Trump's:
-- Dropping a MOAB on a huge cave killing hundreds of Taliban
-- Taking out Soulimani
-- Al Bagdadi being chased into a dark hole by a dog

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (Pijte)

340 Desi Arnaz Jr. was also engaged to Liza Minelli, so he must have had a nearly fatal attraction to unhinged women in his youth.

Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts II at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (CV8a5)

341 >>>Needs an asterisk.

Temporarily out of stock after using the last one on the University of Michigan's national championship*

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (Y1sOo)

342 Lopez twice. I think there should be a 3 strikes and you're out rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Bide

Well shit
-Larry King

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (MGB5H)

343 I think it needs to be something where the award name has 4 words starting with the letter C, so it can be shortened to the C4 award.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

***
Cultural
Climate of
Change
Club

award. C4 for short. The lucite blocks will be awarded and every participant will have a blast

Posted by: Mose Sahd at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (1FWWQ)

344 338 “Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday.

Can you imagine if the fuckin' seat blew up?
Posted by: just saying

Didn't even have to blow up. Just a loud pop.

Message sent:
We can get you anywhere. Anywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (3+vxq)

David Niven's gag popping rat from the Guns of Navarrone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (x0n13)

345 She has to be the most annoying twat on the planet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)
******
I'm starting to have sleepless nights thinking she could be our next POTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

346 good morning JJ, Horde

"Kahn’s Trump Tribute ‘Fighter’ Tops iTunes Charts Across All Genres." Just wait until he gets really angry, people. Then it's the Wrath of Kahn!

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 20, 2024 09:03 AM (olZjh)

347 You mean terrorists-in-training?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:00 AM (3+vxq)

If i'm fumigating my house, i'm not gonna cry because there's some larvae in there amongst all the termites.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (nPLkK)

348
If i'm fumigating my house, i'm not gonna cry because there's some larvae in there amongst all the termites.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (nPLkK)

Yeah, mostly this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

349 Temporarily out of stock after using the last one on the University of Michigan's national championship*
Posted by: one hour sober

Not enough *s for that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (MGB5H)

350 This race has me nervous as crap. Just can't fathom four years of this idiot and her ilk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

-

If it help any I don't think that's the plan. It's more likely Trump wins and they initiate the civil war they've been trying so hard to get going. Look at the actions in 2016-2020, and what we know about the SS protection and what-not now.

We're headed somewhere bad, and the election is just a catalyst for whatever they intend.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:05 AM (7h9jE)

351 Good morning!

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at September 20, 2024 09:05 AM (7d3jo)

352 This race has me nervous as crap. Just can't fathom four years of this idiot and her ilk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (Ud7de)

Upside: It wouldn't be four years. We'd fall apart in fewer than two.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 20, 2024 09:05 AM (FAbrK)

353 >>“Palestinians took a seat among member states at the UN General Assembly on Tuesday.

Can you imagine if the fuckin' seat blew up?

Think we now understand why the UN so strongly condemned the pager bombs.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:05 AM (Pijte)

354
Not enough *s for that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (MGB5H)

So, has the NFL punished Harbaugh yet? I mean, don't they have a "you can't run to the NFL to escape NCAA infractions" rule?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

355 Pfft.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell, that guy who always says "Pffft." at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (NlwkK)

356 >Upside: It wouldn't be four years. We'd fall apart in fewer than two.
---

so we have that going for us

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (/7KEl)

357 340 Desi Arnaz Jr. was also engaged to Liza Minelli, so he must have had a nearly fatal attraction to unhinged women in his youth.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts II at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (CV8a5)

If he just shagged Elizabeth Ashley, that alone is 5 lifetimes of unhinged-ness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (x0n13)

358 Good call on Guns of Navarone, JJ. Great flick. James Darren just passed

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (YCxFk)

359 So, has the NFL punished Harbaugh yet? I mean, don't they have a "you can't run to the NFL to escape NCAA infractions" rule?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*deep breth*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*passes out*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:07 AM (MGB5H)

360 Desi Arnaz Jr. was also engaged to Liza Minelli, so he must have had a nearly fatal attraction to unhinged women in his youth.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts II at September 20, 2024 09:02 AM (CV8a5)

I'm sure Liza's mother had something to say about that.

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 09:07 AM (Oy/m2)

361 358 Good call on Guns of Navarone, JJ. Great flick. James Darren just passed
Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (YCxFk)

"Ya-lo ya -lo. . ."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:07 AM (x0n13)

362 I voted bishes!

Tons of MAGA people out this morning in deep blue Fairfax County.

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:08 AM (QfvaV)

363 Posted by: Eric Swalwell, that guy who always says "Pffft." at September 20, 2024 09:06 AM (NlwkK)

Does he say pfft or is it the toothless one behind him?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

364 >>>Not enough *s for that.

Soon

Posted by: NCAA Committee on Infractions at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (Y1sOo)

365 I voted bishes!

Tons of MAGA people out this morning in deep blue Fairfax County.
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:08 AM (QfvaV)

This seems WAY to early to start voting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

366 362 I voted bishes!

Tons of MAGA people out this morning in deep blue Fairfax County.
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:08 AM (QfvaV)

I'm going to see where I can go to vote early here in southern cheese land.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

367 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (fwDg9)

368 Jimmy Failla
@jimmyfailla

Kamala says that if someone breaks into HER house they're getting shot. Yet if someone breaks into YOUR house she's offering them free gender reassignment surgery in prison. This woman is a 🤡

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

369 I'm sure Liza's mother had something to say about that.
Posted by: dantesed

Wow. Imagine having Lucy as your mother and Judy as your mother-in-law.

Family gatherings would've been...interesting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (v6JzV)

370 If a moviefilm has Affleck/Damon in it I will pass it by. They are both insufferable fools.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (1FWWQ)

371 voted bishes!

Tons of MAGA people out this morning in deep blue Fairfax County.
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:08 AM (QfvaV)

This seems WAY to early to start voting.
Posted by: Sponge

Of course it is, but this is the game. Gotta play to win.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (MGB5H)

372 Why is this race even close? His cognitive decline clearly noticeable? Even today, still thinks people are eating pets, yet the slanted media still posts that the race is extremely close, razor thin.

FOX and other media outlets are Trump 24/7 Infomercials. Thirty years of rush limbaugh bad mouthing the government. Thirty years of lies.

Democrats want Abortions. End of discussion. Not only want abortions, but we want to outright kill babies AFTER they're born too!

It's the economy, as always. People who don't care much about politics blame the party of the president when they perceive the economy to be bad.

Because women have to be twice as good to be considered half as good. women of color - at least ten times as good. repukes are treated like white men, regardless of their behavior - Dems are ALWAYS held to MUCH higher standards

An inexplicably large portion of the population only believe what the MAGA cult leaders tell them. We all knew that the Springfield Haitian pet eating story was false from the start (objective reality), but the MAGA Cult still believes it's true because that is what their leaders tell them.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (JCZqz)

373 And I saw an article headline this morning where 341 people have early voted thus far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

374 373 And I saw an article headline this morning where 341 people have early voted thus far.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

In the entire country?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (x0n13)

375 Anyone see that journalist Olivia Nuzzi was suspended for seeping with the subject of an article - RFK jr?
Amazing timing, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (Pijte)

376 I'm going to see where I can go to vote early here in southern cheese land.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton 4

We don't have it til the Thursday before, still don't like it, but seems much more reasonable.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (MGB5H)

377 I believe Judy Garland was deceased by the time Liza was going out with Desi Jr. She died in 1969.

Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts III at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (CV8a5)

378
I watched a video this morning of someone hacking a Dominion machine. It took two minutes and a data base program to flip the results. Probably a dozen keystrokes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (RKVpM)

379 So, if they do succeed in killing Trump before Election Day, what happens to all those early votes for him? Just thrown out?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (v6JzV)

380 370 If a moviefilm has Affleck/Damon in it I will pass it by. They are both insufferable fools.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (1FWWQ)

I liked Rounders back in the day. But it really doesn't "hold up", does it?

The only thing worth remembering from that flick is Malkovich chewing on the edge of a poker table with his absurd fake Russian accent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (nPLkK)

381
This seems WAY to early to start voting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

But just think of the lucrative opportunities to tamper with the vote over the next 45 or so days...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (hOUT3)

382 BREAKING: Leaked Hezbollah intelligence documents have been discovered regarding the damage from the pager explosions.

- 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.

==

Bibi, don't get cocky !

Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (V13WU)

383

In the entire country?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (x0n13)

Sorry, 317.

https://is.gd/m8aAjL

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

384 >>Because women have to be twice as good to be considered half as good. women of color - at least ten times as good. repukes are treated like white men, regardless of their behavior - Dems are ALWAYS held to MUCH higher standards

OK, now explain Fani Willis. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (Pijte)

385
Democrats want Abortions. End of discussion. Not only want abortions, but we want to outright kill babies AFTER they're born too!

======

I know this is intended as sarcasm, but yup checks out.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (MGB5H)

386 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox 12h
How was Ryan Routh, “a man with no money for child support,” able to suddenly start living in a pricey house in Hawaii and afford flights to Taiwan, Turkey, Poland, Ukraine?

Why has Routh “never served a day in jail” when he has “100 different counts” to his name?

Why was Routh's fiancée okay with him flying to Ukraine for months at a time?

How was he able to feed himself in Ukraine when he only had “$68 in [his] bank account.”

“And everywhere he goes, he gets press from the local papers to the New York Times to Newsweek.”

The whole thing stinks, and it suggests that someone other than his “fiancée” was supporting him.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:13 AM (CEzQx)

387 That being said, I find this telling:

In the 2020 federal election, more than 101 million people voted by mail or cast early in-person votes, according to the UF tracking tool for that election. Some 65 million people returned mail ballots, while more than 35 million voted early in person.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

388 I'm going to see where I can go to vote early here in southern cheese land.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

October 22

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:13 AM (SfhV1)

389 384 >>Because women have to be twice as good to be considered half as good. women of color - at least ten times as good. repukes are treated like white men, regardless of their behavior - Dems are ALWAYS held to MUCH higher standards

OK, now explain Fani Willis. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (Pijte)

It's almost like they forgot that Joe Biden exists.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 09:13 AM (KbCG3)

390 379 So, if they do succeed in killing Trump before Election Day, what happens to all those early votes for him? Just thrown out?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Clearly those votes were intended for Kommiela

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (hOUT3)

391 repukes are treated like white men, regardless of their behavior - Dems are ALWAYS held to MUCH higher standards

OK, now explain Fani Willis. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:12 AM (Pijte)

Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.

Eevil raaaaacist Rethuglikkkans are eeevil and raaaaacist because... they treat non-white-men like white men?

Fuck me. I guess you really do gotta be a "racism expert" to sort that one out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (nPLkK)

392 yes

Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (YCxFk)

393 If i'm fumigating my house, i'm not gonna cry because there's some larvae in there amongst all the termites.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:04 AM (nPLkK)

Yeah, mostly this.
Posted by: Sponge

They fucked up bigly yesterday when they claimed "you can legally be a member of a terrorist organization and not be a terrorist as long as you don't carry guns".

No. No you can't. I don't make that fine of a distinction. I go by our definition of treason:

treason is specifically limited to levying war against the U.S., or adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort

Giving aid and comfort makes you a terrorist.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (3+vxq)

394 Lopez twice. I think there should be a 3 strikes and you're out rule.
-------
And Cartman's hand!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (CEzQx)

395 Democrats want Abortions. End of discussion. Not only want abortions, but we want to outright kill babies AFTER they're born too!

-

Wow.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:15 AM (7h9jE)

396 Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:11 AM (Pijte)

She said she wasn't sleeping with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 09:15 AM (dTTBf)

397 Saw my first Harris - Walz sign last evening. Seriously, I haven't seen one before. Plenty of Trump signs though.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:15 AM (Da7Vv)

398 So, if they do succeed in killing Trump before Election Day, what happens to all those early votes for him? Just thrown out?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ranked choice. If you voted for Trump and he's now dead, your second choice was Kumswala, so the vote transfers.

She will win with 208,000,000 votes tallied.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

399 Because women have to be twice as good to be considered half as good. women of color - at least ten times as good.

-

Ha. Women think they're working twice as hard (or ten times as hard) to be half as good.

That's not our problem, ladies. You're not designed for this.

Thank feminism.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:16 AM (7h9jE)

400 344 338 Guns of Navarone-great flick. Yes, the rat. lol Yes, just a loud pop would have made a few shit their pants.

Posted by: just saying at September 20, 2024 09:16 AM (Uy/WF)

401 385 The Dems love death. Their party symbol should be a vulture.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 20, 2024 09:16 AM (olZjh)

402 388 October 22
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:13 AM (SfhV1)

Thanks. Now I have to find out where, or I assume I go to the gov't office and get an absentee ballot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

403 Undercover Video Shows NYC 'COVID Czar' Admitting to Forcing Vax Mandate & 'Having Drug-Fueled Sex Parties'

Something interesting I have noticed lately is that the COVID commercials, sponsored by Pfizer, on 106.7FM WLLZ here in SE Michigan have changed from talking about the "COVID vaccine" and "flu vaccine" to now calling them the "COVID shot" and "flu shot".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (P5BPp)

404 I'm not so sure if someone broke into Kamala's house they'd get shot. The SS apparently are as good shots as Star Wars storm troopers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (k2SDB)

405 - 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

WOW.

==

Bibi, don't get cocky !
Posted by: runner

Bibi can get "cocky" at least 1,735 times.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (3+vxq)

406 Giving aid and comfort makes you a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:14 AM (3+vxq)

Also:

Nobody got shot on 9/11.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (nPLkK)

407 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

That's awful! Do you have the hospital room info for them? We'd love to send them all special "get well soon" fruit baskets!

Posted by: Mossad at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (JCZqz)

408 Thanks. Now I have to find out where, or I assume I go to the gov't office and get an absentee ballot?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

I'd ask the post office.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (SfhV1)

409 Thanks. Now I have to find out where, or I assume I go to the gov't office and get an absentee ballot?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

You should be able to go to your town's website and see where the early polling stations are located. I know mine here changes between early voting and election day voting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

410 Giving aid and comfort makes you a terrorist.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Almost like those old guys knew what pond scum most politicians real are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (hOUT3)

411 Ranked choice. If you voted for Trump and he's now dead, your second choice was Kumswala, so the vote transfers.

She will win with 208,000,000 votes tallied.
Posted by: Sponge

Out of 115,000,000 registered voters.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (3+vxq)

412 I'm not so sure if someone broke into Kamala's house they'd get shot. The SS apparently are as good shots as Star Wars storm troopers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 09:17 AM (k2SDB)

Did the A-Team ever draw blood in their shootouts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

413
Maybe we could ask Israeli intelligence to make the Dominion machines unhackable.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (RKVpM)

414 So, has the NFL punished Harbaugh yet? I mean, don't they have a "you can't run to the NFL to escape NCAA infractions" rule?
----------------
The NCAA is a tick on a pimple of a hog's ass. They are totally worthless.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (W3T6M)

415 317 Count me as a confirmed Helen Keller skeptic. And Patty Duke was bonking Desi Arnaz Jr. when she was 23 and he was 17.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts at September 20, 2024 08:57 AM (CV8a5)

Sean Astin and Gomez , his legal dad, celebrated publicly a few months back that DNA report that proved he was the actual birth father. Proudly.
Patty must've been shagging anything that walked by in the day.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (j4U/Z)

416 397 Saw my first Harris - Walz sign last evening. Seriously, I haven't seen one before. Plenty of Trump signs though.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:15 AM (Da7Vv)

Very few signs in my town, but just within a few mile radius of Chez Sefton, there are about 4 or 5 Trump signs and only maybe 1 for Harris and a Dem congress critter candidate that I see on my daily jaunts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (x0n13)

417 Thirty years of rush limbaugh bad mouthing the government.

--------

People like this are so pathetic it almost hurts to see.

What kind of prissy, apple-polishing sad sack defends the honor of... The US government?!

Someone needs to give that dork an atomic wedgie and a swirly, stat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (0FoWg)

418 ----------------
The NCAA is a tick on a pimple of a hog's ass. They are totally worthless.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (W3T6M)

I agree.

I'm actually hoping the rumors are true and the Big10 and SEC are going to merge and tell the NCAA to f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

419 Cheers to 8 years JJ! Here's to many more!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (NMT5x)

420 >>New monuments and memorials added to the National Mall and other federal properties in Washington, D.C., often undergo extensive regulatory reviews. The Fallen Journalists Memorial, however, appears to have received little scrutiny. Designed by John Ronan Architects, it is a garish glass stadium structure with a concrete floor, and the First Amendment etched into a glass slab in its center.

Looks big - maybe they could also etch Mike Wallace's words there about being a journalist first, and an American second.

The National Mall does not need more monuments like that. They already built their garish DC Newseum as a monument to themselves, and it failed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (Pijte)

421 We'd love to send them all special "get well soon" fruit baskets!
Posted by: Mossad at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (JCZqz)/i]

New meaning for the "Pear of Anguish"?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (hOUT3)

422 409 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Yup. I have the polling place map for the election day, but I'll just call the info line.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (x0n13)

423 Maybe we could ask Israeli intelligence to make the Dominion machines unhackable.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (RKVpM)

They're not supposed to be connected to the internet.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

424 If a moviefilm has Affleck/Damon in it I will pass it by. They are both insufferable fools.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 20, 2024 09:10 AM (1FWWQ)

Damon seems to have a bit of a brain, but Affleck is a sh*t-show of monumental proportions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2024 09:21 AM (d9fT1)

425 421 We'd love to send them all special "get well soon" fruit baskets!
Posted by: Mossad at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (JCZqz)/i]

New meaning for the "Pear of Anguish"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (hOUT3)

From Harry and David?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:21 AM (x0n13)

426 I am disappoint that we didn't get a pic of Tricorn Hat girl on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

But we did get Pager Girl, so I guess I can't complain too much.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:21 AM (v6JzV)

427 And Patty Duke was bonking Desi Arnaz Jr. when she was 23 and he was 17.
Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts

If only I was Dezi Arnez, Jr.
Posted by: rickb223

Um, I dunno. I was married to a bi-polar woman. It's not for the faint of heart.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 09:21 AM (WXNFJ)

428 This seems WAY to early to start voting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

It absolutely is. It's September! It's not even technically Fall yet.

But it's the rule.

Also posted were rights and responsibilities of voters. It's a felony to vote twice.

It is silent on voting 45 times. (1 time every day of voting season)

Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (QfvaV)

429 I've read the articles I tabbed from JJ's list and now realize I know too much. Wow what a start to the day!

Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (8uzBS)

430 Patty Duke was a mental case throughout her teens and twenties, later dx as bipolar. Her father was an alcoholic and mother clinically depressed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (k2SDB)

431 So will exploding cigars be the next surprise gift for Hezbollah?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (Da7Vv)

432 Patty must've been shagging anything that walked by in the day.Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 09:19 AM (j4U/Z)

I think she's been pretty upfront about being bipolar. and in a Hollywood setting a tendency to instability would be exacerbated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (dTTBf)

433 419 Cheers to 8 years JJ! Here's to many more!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM (NMT5x)

As I quipped on the podcast, wading through the news is probably what gave me the brain tumor in the first place!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (x0n13)

434 > Patty Duke was a mental case throughout her teens and twenties, later dx as bipolar.
----

well, she was twins

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 09:23 AM (/7KEl)

435 They're not supposed to be connected to the internet.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Let's not get caught up in mere technicalities, ok?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:23 AM (hOUT3)

436 The only house I've seen round these parts has a "Hate will not make us great" sign out front and now sports a Harris sign in the window.

I just want to stop an ask, "what hate has Trump spread that has the left hating him enough to murder him?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

437 Patty Duke was awesome in The Miracle Worker, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:23 AM (v6JzV)

438 Toby Young @toadmeister 5h
Being vaccinated against Covid sharply increased the risk heart attack patients would die or suffer heart failure after heart attacks, a major new peer-reviewed study in leading journal Vaccine shows. dailysceptic.org/2024/09/20/…

Covid Vaccines Sharply Raise Risk of Death or Heart Failure, Major New Peer-Reviewed Study Shows –...
Being vaccinated against Covid sharply increased the risk heart attack patients would die or suffer heart failure after heart attacks, a major new peer-reviewed study in leading journal Vaccine shows.

dailysceptic.org

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (CEzQx)

439 431 So will exploding cigars be the next surprise gift for Hezbollah?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (Da7Vv)

Snakes from the fake can of peanut brittle, FTW!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (x0n13)

440 438 Toby Young @toadmeister 5h
Being vaccinated against Covid sharply increased the risk heart attack patients would die or suffer heart failure after heart attacks, a major new peer-reviewed study in leading journal Vaccine shows. dailysceptic.org/2024/09/20/…

Covid Vaccines Sharply Raise Risk of Death or Heart Failure, Major New Peer-Reviewed Study Shows –...
Being vaccinated against Covid sharply increased the risk heart attack patients would die or suffer heart failure after heart attacks, a major new peer-reviewed study in leading journal Vaccine shows.

dailysceptic.org
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (CEzQx)

"Nuh uh." - Travis Kelce

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (KbCG3)

441 It is silent on voting 45 times. (1 time every day of voting season)
Posted by: blaster at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM (QfvaV)

What a relief!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (hOUT3)

442
They're not supposed to be connected to the internet.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:20 AM

Yup:

A Dominion whistle blower reveals, without a doubt
in the BIOS there is a "side door" for Dominion machines to access the internet!

https://is.gd/H5WXPN

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (RKVpM)

443 >>Sean Astin and Gomez , his legal dad, celebrated publicly a few months back that DNA report that proved he was the actual birth father. Proudly.
Patty must've been shagging anything that walked by in the day.

Years ago I saw an interview with Sean and his mom, both crying while talking about how he was from a different dad, and how he had come to forgive his mom for her mental health issues and sleeping around. It was just sad -- sad that she put her kid through that (telling him his dad wasn't really his dad), sad that they were recounting it for the cameras using all those new age therapist words to make it sound less tawdry. I felt sorry for the guy. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:25 AM (Pijte)

444 well, she was twins
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 09:25 AM (W3T6M)

445 Damon seems to have a bit of a brain, but Affleck is a sh*t-show of monumental proportions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2024 09:21 AM (d9fT1)

Damon's mother was a teacher, so he's a hero by proxy. He's still waiting for the government to come take his money because they need it and he's willing to let them take more of his, but he won't voluntarily write a big check.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

446 437 Patty Duke was awesome in The Miracle Worker, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:23 AM (v6JzV)

See me at #330!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:25 AM (x0n13)

447
"Nuh uh." - Travis Kelce
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (KbCG3)

*fistbump*

"This is OUR shot!!!"

- - - -- John Legend

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

448 Did Sean Astin inherit his father's fascination with wrecking trains?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:26 AM (v6JzV)

449 Thank you, J.J.

Double congrats to you. Triple, actually...it's Friday. Take the next two off. Tell 'em I said so.

Posted by: creeper at September 20, 2024 09:26 AM (M6moH)

450
Patty was Bi-Polar? I would say Multi-Polar.

That was Vivian Liegh's excuse for chatting around as well.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 09:27 AM (j4U/Z)

451 Patty must've been shagging anything that walked by in the day.
Posted by: Auspex

Well, a hot dog made her lose control!

Posted by: Celebrity Bonk Facts IV at September 20, 2024 09:27 AM (CV8a5)

452 448 Did Sean Astin inherit his father's fascination with wrecking trains?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:26 AM (v6JzV)

Here comes the choo choo!

"Pete Buttplug, Sec of Transport"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:27 AM (x0n13)

453 I still like my exploding robot goats idea - for those who didn't get their dickectomy from the pagers. Think, how could the Hezbollah faithful resist a goat in a hijab with long eyelashes, a provocative sway to its walk, and a come-hither baaaah in its voice?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:27 AM (Da7Vv)

454
As I quipped on the podcast, wading through the news is probably what gave me the brain tumor in the first place!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:22 AM

Were you an 'early adopter' of the first generation of cell phones that weighed about five pounds and were the size of a brick?

Those things were like portable microwave machines.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (RKVpM)

455 A Dominion whistle blower reveals, without a doubt
in the BIOS there is a "side door" for Dominion machines to access the internet!

https://is.gd/H5WXPN
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:24 AM (RKVpM)

Why in the fuck would these things even have a NIC card in the first place?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (nPLkK)

456 The whole thing stinks, and it suggests that someone other than his “fiancée” was supporting him.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024

* shifty eyes *

Posted by: Christians In Action at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (NlwkK)

457 I'm so glad I don't have any NPC neighbors with faggy signs. But if I did, I'd have fun with it. UV-coated Coroplast standees of Trump, Musk, and Rogan. A *giant* Russian Federation flag. A sign advertising real estate in Gaza. And so forth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (0FoWg)

458 That was Vivian Liegh's excuse for chatting around as well.
Posted by: Auspex

The fact that Larry O. was bi probably didn't help, either.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

459 I would love to see the Texas feral hog trappers export their results to Gaza.

Let's set loose a few thousand feral hogs and see how it goes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

460 Patty must've been shagging anything that walked by in the day.
Posted by: Auspex

Her cousin Cathy Lane was just as cute, and a good girl!

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (JCZqz)

461 It's the same the Western world over:

Peter Lloyd @Suffragent_ 4h
Net migration to UK in 1997 = 48,000.

Net migration to UK in 2023 = 685,000.

Alexandra Lavoie @ThevoiceAlexa 10h
WATCH: Quebec's premier François Legault calls for the Bloc Quebecois [federal separatist French party] to topple Trudeau regime and vote for Poilievre's non-confidence vote because of the Liberal's open borders regime harmful effects to their province.

TrudeauMustResign.ca
Quebec's Premier calls for the Bloc to topple the Trudeau government

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:30 AM (CEzQx)

462 459 I would love to see the Texas feral hog trappers export their results to Gaza.

Let's set loose a few thousand feral hogs and see how it goes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

You may not be interested in eating pork, but pork is interested in eating you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:30 AM (nPLkK)

463 >>"Nuh uh." - Travis Kelce

Well, that would be a new inspiration for Taylor Swift songs: being a widow. Yiiikes

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 09:30 AM (Pijte)

464 454 Were you an 'early adopter' of the first generation of cell phones that weighed about five pounds and were the size of a brick?

Those things were like portable microwave machines.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (RKVpM)

No, got my first cell phone in the late 90s. It was not the giant brick, but it was not like we have today. About the size of a twinkie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:31 AM (x0n13)

465 ART CRITICS UPSTAIRS WE HAZ A NUDE

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

466 Were you an 'early adopter' of the first generation of cell phones that weighed about five pounds and were the size of a brick?
---------
Dr Frasier Crane had one in Boston!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (CEzQx)

467 Why in the fuck would these things even have a NIC card in the first place?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-

Pretty sure that question is election interference.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (7h9jE)

468 458 The fact that Larry O. was bi probably didn't help, either.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 09:28 AM (v6JzV)

He and Danny Kaye?! Boggles he mind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:32 AM (x0n13)

469 TrudeauMustResign.ca
Quebec's Premier calls for the Bloc to topple the Trudeau government
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:30 AM (CEzQx)

Mayhap they (rightly) fear that enough muz "immigrants" might not wish to learn langue française?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

470 I thought Ben Affleck actually did a good job of acting in Gone Girl. Its the only thing of his I've seen where I liked his work.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (Da7Vv)

471

Speaking of Arnaz and bi. Desi Sr. and Cesar Romero did each other.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 09:33 AM (x0n13)

472 Romero got his Cesar salad tossed by Desi Arnaz?

The more you know...

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (Y1sOo)

473 "Thanks. Now I have to find out where, or I assume I go to the gov't office and get an absentee ballot?"

Go to Kinko's. It's already filled out and there's a Gov't ballot box next to the cut out of KH.

Posted by: just saying at September 20, 2024 09:36 AM (Uy/WF)

474 Israel is not a US territory let alone an American state. The secular socialist state of present day Israel is not biblical Israel. Why are we, the United States so heavily involved in a tiny and resourceless is beyond comprehension.

Posted by: Eric Dale at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (NkFz6)

475 Were you an 'early adopter' of the first generation of cell phones that weighed about five pounds and were the size of a brick?

No, but we did have a car phone in our '55 Ford station wagon. Not that practical, as the cord kept getting wrapped around the axle.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 09:37 AM (Da7Vv)

476 Look up Pascal's Wager if you're unfamiliar.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 09:38 AM (7h9jE)

477 407 879 Hezbollah Terrorists died.
- 291 Senior Commanders died.
- 509 Blinded.
- 1,735 injured in “reproductive organs.”
- 613 Permanent function damage.

That's awful! Do you have the hospital room info for them? We'd love to send them all special "get well soon" fruit baskets!
Posted by: Mossad at September 20, 2024 09:18 AM (JCZqz)
_______
613?

Wily Jooz!

Posted by: Eeyore at September 20, 2024 09:39 AM (1bNHn)

478 Why are we, the United States so heavily involved in a tiny and resourceless is beyond comprehension.

We aren't (anymore). Israel, Blinken, and Sullivan been told they're on their own if they go hard into Lebanon.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 09:39 AM (LbnIB)

479 Ya know, we truly are "The Moron Horde". No one is actually discussing the many topics that J.J. went through the trouble of compiling.

More coffee.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 09:41 AM (iODuv)

480 478 Why are we, the United States so heavily involved in a tiny and resourceless is beyond comprehension.

We aren't (anymore). Israel, Blinken, and Sullivan been told they're on their own if they go hard into Lebanon.
Posted by: t-bird a

After all, why should we support an actual functional civilization in Israel, when the Iranian graft is so very sweet and already offshore?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 09:43 AM (hOUT3)

481 479 Well, I did use that musician dude's name for a Wrath of Kahn joke. That counts.

Posted by: callsign claymore at September 20, 2024 09:45 AM (olZjh)

482 It's all one big giant coincidence!

I feel more reasonable already.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (Z8Yh2)

483 If anyone is still reading this - working on weaning off google - what search engine sucks least?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at September 20, 2024 09:49 AM (fgmuN)

484 Good morning, all. I celebrate the 8th Anniversary of The Morning Report, J.J., and all that you & AoSHQ does for The Horde, for me.

It seems our real President is AWOL, leaving 'civil society' in charge with some of the ruling party acting as if there is no plan. There's always a plan.

August
>8/1/24, NY1 reported, 'MANHATTAN Judge to decide fate of lawsuit accusing Saudi Arabia of role in 9/11 attacks.'

>8/26/24, a public program, 'Seeking Justice: The 9/11 Community and the Lawsuit Against Saudi Arabia,' was held by the 9/11 Memorial organization. (Reading all suggested.)

23 years

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

485 September

September 11, 2024 - Naval History and Heritage Command, The 23rd Anniversary of The 9/11 Terror Attacks' "Nearly 3,000 people were killed from 93 different countries." And countless injured & continuing to suffer and die from same.

September 11, 2024, The New Arab reports, 'Palestine makes history by taking seat at 79th UN General Assembly session' Palestine took a seat at the UN General Assembly's 79th session, marking a historic moment for the nation.

(Again, worth reading in full for context. Note: The seat taken on September 10th was widely reported on the 11th.))

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

486 Also September

Wikipedia, in part -
America's Response Monument, subtitled De Oppresso Liber, is a life-and-a-half scale bronze statue in Liberty Park overlooking the National September 11 Memorial & Museum in New York City. Unofficially known as the Horse Soldier Statue, it is the first publicly accessible monument[2] dedicated to the United States Army Special Forces. It was also the first monument near Ground Zero to recognize heroes of the September 11 terrorist attacks.[3]

Moved to Liberty Park - On September 11, 2016, the statue was rededicated once again at a permanent site on an elevated space on the south side of Ground Zero in Liberty Park, a 1 acre (0.40 ha) park in Lower Manhattan. The park was built on top of the World Trade Center's Vehicular Security Center and overlooks the National September 11 Memorial & Museum.[36][37]

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 10:20 AM (NFX2v)

487 October

>Global War on Terror| George W. Bush Library | Bush to announce the invasion of Afghanistan, October 7, 2001.
From the White House Treaty Room, the President informed the nation that military action - Operation Enduring Freedom - would remove the Taliban regime and eliminate al Qaeda in Afghanistan.

The attack took place on American soil, but it was an attack on the heart and soul of the civilized world. And the world has come together to fight a new and different war, the first, and we hope the only one, of the 21st century. A war against all those who seek to export terror, and a war against those governments that support or shelter them.

>American Jewish Committee - Israel-Hamas War: What You Need To Know
In part: "On October 7, Hamas terrorists waged the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust — slaughtering babies, raping women, burning whole families alive, and taking hundreds of innocent civilians hostage. Since October 7, more than 1,200 Israelis have been killed. Terrorists are still holding over 100 men, women, and children in captivity."

17 days, a year since the terror attack of October 7th.

Not 'only' Israel, the USA.

When is enough enough?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 10:21 AM (NFX2v)

488 Supposedly startpage dot com piggybacks off of gurgle but strips out the trackers and crap. i have no idea if it will show results that gurgle won't.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 20, 2024 10:25 AM (NMT5x)

489 I'm sure I'm not the only one to notice that letitia james looks suspiciously like Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian.

Posted by: landofarmer at September 20, 2024 10:44 AM (HZc1r)

490 NY Times, How Israel Built a Modern-Day Trojan Horse: Exploding Pagers
By Sheera Frenkel, Ronen Bergman and Hwaida Saad
Published Sept. 18, 2024, Updated Sept. 20, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

Tiny part, "By all appearances, B.A.C. Consulting was a Hungary-based company that was under contract to produce the devices on behalf of a Taiwanese company, Gold Apollo."

Let's broaden the melee, the wars, never came to 'top of mind, but there it is.

Amazing. 09/11/01, 'the' laptop, getting all hostages back, etc., truths = ages. Putting together possible sources for kabooming = quick as a bunny. 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, all imo.

Good weekend, all.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 11:14 AM (NFX2v)

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