China's Dad: National Guard Colleagues Allege That a Classified Nuclear Manual Went Missing During Tim Walz's (Abrupty Shortened) Tenure<br>Plus: Where's the " " " President " " " ?

China's Dad: National Guard Colleagues Allege That a Classified Nuclear Manual Went Missing During Tim Walz's (Abrupty Shortened) Tenure
Plus: Where's the " " " President " " " ?

Would make sense. The guy traveled to China 30 times and repeatedly praised the communist system.

The retired Nebraska National Guard soldier, who worked with Walz for three years, recounted the disappearance in an interview as a congressional investigation into Walz's China ties continues.
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It was September 1995, and Tim Walz's Nebraska National Guard unit, the 1-168th Field Artillery, upgraded to the M109A5 self-propelled howitzer. One of its capabilities was firing nuclear artillery shells.
Alpha News has learned from a former National Guard colleague of Walz that, during that time, a classified document allegedly went missing--the Standard Operating Procedure (SOP) manual detailing the howitzer's nuclear capabilities.
The retired Nebraska National Guard soldier, who worked with Walz for three years, recounted the disappearance in a phone interview with Alpha News. Fearing retaliation, he wishes to remain anonymous but is willing to cooperate with the FBI.
According to the retired soldier, Walz had just returned from another trip to China around the time when the manual went missing. He alleges Walz was one of the few with access to the building where the top-secret manual was stored and was "often the only one there." The former battalion member believes Walz stole the nuclear SOP manual and later returned it.
Alpha News asked why the missing manual was never reported. The former battalion member explained there was frustration at the time within the unit over Walz "double-dipping," as he was holding a full-time teaching job while also being expected to serve full time with the unit. He claims that Walz frequently neglected key duties, such as recruitment and payroll, which allegedly raised concerns to the point that a superior had to investigate. The former soldier stated that the unit was more focused on those issues, and when the manual eventually reappeared, it went unreported. In hindsight, the soldier believes he should have reported it when it first went missing but feared repercussions for not addressing it sooner.

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Posted by: GF at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (6oen/)

2 Jill mihht get a View gig.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 05:01 PM (o2ZRX)

3 >>>2 Jill mihht get a View gig.

i hate that you're right

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:01 PM (KRtlO)

4 Oh boy.. Where to start ? President Jill? The Mace thing or Orca and Kamala love fest ?This is all so screwed up ...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:02 PM (IyPmt)

5 Why is his slutbag wife sitting at the head of the table for cabinet meetings?

This was always the endgame for Jill. Joe's infirmity just allowed them to be open with it.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 20, 2024 05:02 PM (HA1lM)

6 Sounds like there are more traitors in DC now then there were in 1776. Make hangings great again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 05:03 PM (/U5Yz)

7 General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn Aug 19
About GOV TIM WALZ:

Despite [China’s] turmoil (circa 1989), Walz—a 25-year-old National Guardsman at the time—wrote in a letter to one of his former college professors that he was "being treated like a king" in China.

In China, Walz said he received a salary that was double the pay of Chinese teachers, was given a decorated apartment with a color TV, and had the only air-conditioned residence on campus. He said he was also thrown parties on his birthday and Christmas.

"No matter how long I live, I'll never be treated that well again," he told the Times-Herald after arriving home. "They gave me more gifts than I could bring home. It was an excellent experience."

He was serving in the Army National Guard at the time and this description is how the CCP sets up a future source of intelligence. Someone ought to check on everything Walz has done regarding his 20+ visits to China.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando Aug 20
The reason Tim Walz’s mannerisms seem so odd and contrived is that he was quite literally trained for his political career in China

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 05:03 PM (CEzQx)

8 Jill mihht get a View gig.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 05:01 PM (o2ZRX)

I'll wrestle her for it.

Posted by: feral pig at September 20, 2024 05:05 PM (OguvZ)

9 Where's Joe? Where's the, finger quotes, "President"?
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If we had a media that didn't shoot, shovel, and forget everything damning to a Dem regime, this question would be the headline on every newspaper and the chyron scrolling across every news show.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 20, 2024 05:05 PM (kpS4V)

10
Despite [China’s] turmoil (circa 1989), Walz—a 25-year-old National Guardsman at the time—wrote in a letter to one of his former college professors that he was "being treated like a king" in China.

It's not like they got anything in return .....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:05 PM (IyPmt)

11 If we were to refer to Joe and Jill as "the Mr and Mrs Woodrow Wilson of the 21st Century," those arrogant morons would probably take it as a compliment, wouldn't they?

Posted by: Wally at September 20, 2024 05:06 PM (NXYp1)

12 Getting married on the anniversary of Tiananmen Square day, when Walz was in China for Tiananmen Square, and knew exactly when it was, was Walz's way of kowtowing to the Chinese Communist Party.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 05:07 PM (uxCna)

13 Somebody should mention to Walz that getting your troops payed on time is a fundamental role of leadership.

Well....that and not losing classified documents.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2024 05:07 PM (a1415)

14 Bonus: Where's Joe? Where's the, finger quotes, "President"?

Why is his slutbag wife sitting at the head of the table for cabinet meetings?

All I know is this means we now have our "First Woman President."

Kamala can suck a ..... wait, she'd enjoy that.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2024 05:07 PM (DgGvY)

15 Vote for Harris. If she wins.......

" WE ALL TASKE IT UP THE ASS" !!!!!!!

Posted by: San Fran Homo's For Harris at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (1t11C)

16 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

17 Kate Hyde @KateHydeNY 4h
Jill Biden is kicking off the first cabinet meeting the White House has had in almost a year and we’re expected to act like this is normal.

T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams 3h
It's insane that the world's #1 nuclear superpower just sort of stumbled its way into a power vacuum. It's even more insane that the vacuum has been filled by the former ruler's wife, who holds no legal governing authority.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (CEzQx)

18 16 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:09 PM (IyPmt)

19 16 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO
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That assumes she isn't already out and about. Nothing would surprise me.

Posted by: 496 at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (2cSNK)

20 Democrats do not fail to exploit every flaw in our Constitutional system.

Posted by: torabora at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (0Gnoc)

21 Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (vFG9F)

22 >>>That assumes she isn't already out and about. Nothing would surprise me.

that's why I said "start" dating

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (KRtlO)

23 It's the acceptable, woke version of a dude calling a woman a "lesbian" because she isn't buying his pick-up lines.

Overheard in a bar in the 1970s:

Male, after being rejected:

"You must be a lesbian!"

"Are you a lesbian?"

"Do you have pictures?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (uxCna)

24 I do appreciate Ace highlighting the the Meat Puppet isn't in charge...but Biden has never been in charge. He's a prop, just like Bronco Bama was. Probably Clinton was a prop too. I doubt there's been a Democratic President who was his own man since Johnson. Unless the Machine wasn't in full effect when Carter was in power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

25 OT: source for the revisionist argument which says Black Hand didn't kill the Archduke = John Zametica's Folly and Malice

Posted by: (l0PZf) at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (l0PZf)

26 that's why I said "start" dating

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:10 PM (KRtlO)
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Touche - I missed that

Posted by: 496 at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (2cSNK)

27 "The retired Nebraska National Guard soldier, who worked with Walz for three years, recounted the disappearance in a phone interview with Alpha News. Fearing retaliation, he wishes to remain anonymous but is willing to cooperate with the FBI."

If you fear retaliation, why are you going to the FBI?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (fQmeC)

28 BTW, my time frame re: Hastings is 1992. I got into Boston U., class of 1995. Harris is about 3 years ahead of me i think.

Why would MNNG enlisted guy have access to nuke anything?

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (sPtFw)

29 "how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies? "

Hell, she was fcuking Joe before her first husband died.

For all we know, she and Hunter are bumping uglies as we speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (a1415)

30 >>>Despite [China’s] turmoil (circa 1989), Walz—a 25-year-old National Guardsman at the time—wrote in a letter to one of his former college professors that he was "being treated like a king" in China.

Funny how governments always wine 'n' dine their new foreign operatives.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (lHPJf)

31 The "president" is a cabal of several dozen deep state operatives and donors. I'm sure they have some sort of plan. It's success is debatable, but there are many moving parts they apparently control.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (Q4IgG)

32 Serious question for the military guys here: how the living fuck did this shitfucking pasty-face faggot get clearance to travel to an openly hostile commie country 30 fucking times? Looking at the perpetually constipated look on his face, I don’t think he’s visited the shitter 30x. All these unexplained China trips didn’t raise red flags???

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (UzvX1)

33 How long after his death? Well, she'll have to put the pillow down, then it's a go.

Posted by: Wally at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (NXYp1)

34 It just amazes me that there is no president right now, there is a candidate for office that never got a single vote, there have been multiple attempts to kill the leading candidate for office, and just about everybody ignores all of this.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (lTGtQ)

35 Don't worry folks, the country is still being run by the same people who have been running it all along.

Posted by: Democrat Billionaires at September 20, 2024 05:12 PM (d2x8r)

36 I aint's dead Yet. Jill took me. for a walk today and I was so proud of myself because I walked 100 feet to the Rose Garden and Back. I am ready to take Trump behind the "Woodshed" to beat the piss out of that little Pecker head....... Me and P-Diddy are ready .... Man !!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 05:12 PM (/1UO6)

37 While his body is still animated his brain has assumed room temperature.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 05:12 PM (uSvZK)

38 Seems like this would've been a great photo op for Harris. Good optics to see her sitting at the head of the table. Maybe this is a fuck you from Joe and Jill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2024 05:12 PM (2UnvF)

39 > how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?

Jill and Hunter are both going to have that post-coitus glow at the funeral.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 05:13 PM (Odg76)

40 Having been gone on a work trip for a week, I return and see things are just top notch. The Harry Ballz ticket is the Dems finally managing to pick the two most despicable dishonest lazy people they could find. What’s depressing is that the election will be agonizingly close regardless…. Sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 20, 2024 05:13 PM (3zFok)

41 Catching up from a couple of blogs back.
5
gaping holes in bodies.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 03:04 PM (MLCjJ)
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Extras for "Death Becomes Her", the Her_Balls_Less musical?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti pecoroni puzzolenti at September 20, 2024 05:13 PM (qfLjt)

42 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

*projectile vomits*

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 05:13 PM (lHPJf)

43 Am I A Racist?

Apparently it's excellent. Go see.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 05:14 PM (lCppi)

44 >>>Jill and Hunter are both going to have that post-coitus glow at the funeral.

wow that is sick and probably accurate

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:14 PM (KRtlO)

45 Dyson fights back!
Michael Eric Dyson @MichaelEDyson
The ridiculous lies told by Nancy Mace in the effort to smear my name because of her anger at being checked for her insensitive disregard for @VP I had no intent with her to do anything but be nice. And her white women’s tears and mendacity are all in the service of lies and distortions. I was wrong about one thing: she IS a bigot and racist.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando
One of the more important skills for men to develop is how to handle rejection.

It’ll make you make you more willing to shoot your shot with other women, and it’ll make you better at it.l by applying lessons learned.

As you can see here, some men never develop that skill.

Frank Lloyd Righteous, Ph.D Misanthropologist
@BostonDelendEst Replying to @MichaelEDyson
What's it like to be a Dyson who sucks harder than any of the vacuums?

Just Evan™ @EvanPrinciple Replying to @MichaelEDyson
Just admit you got bodied. You never expected those texts or pictures to be released.
Sucka.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 05:14 PM (CEzQx)

46 So do we know what Kamala's Favorite Ice Cream flavor is yet ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 20, 2024 05:14 PM (hbjSA)

47 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?
Posted by: ace

Dr. First Lady will be hitting Spring Break destinations with Mrs. Fetterman.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (fQmeC)

48 Jill Biden is not an elected or appointed official. No one voted for her,

meh. it happens.

Posted by: kamala at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (sGtp+)

49 this Michael Eric Dyson story is my favorite tawdry story of the year.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (KRtlO)

50 I am gonna toss the B$ flag on the top secret nuclear weapons manual going missing story. There is no way that a National Guard unit had that sort of material in their unit. NG units do not have access to any tactical Nukes nor do they even train for that kind of stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (QNSds)

51 Next that will show old Max Headroom videos and say it is Biden and he is sharp as ever !!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (hbjSA)

52
Dangerous "MyPillow" proves fatal to leader of the free world.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (uSvZK)

53 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

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Hey big boy, I'm not wearing any underwear in that pic!

Posted by: Jill at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (2UnvF)

54 How long will it be when Dr. Jill Biden starts issuing pardons??

Posted by: dantesed at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (Oy/m2)

55 So do we know what Kamala's Favorite Ice Cream flavor is yet ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein

Chock Full Nuts.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 05:16 PM (lTGtQ)

56 "Dr. First Lady will be hitting Spring Break destinations with Mrs. Fetterman."

What the heck ever happened to that little Illegal Alien, anyhow?

Like......disappeared from public.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (a1415)

57 When a white woman rejects your boorish sexual advances, just smear her as a racist and a bigot until she changes her mind. It's the acceptable, woke version of a dude calling a woman a "lesbian" because she isn't buying his pick-up lines.

If not a lesbian, then a prick tease. Dems don't advance much past 8th grade.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (lCppi)

58 Surely a coincidence, ChinaTim wouldn't do that to repay his trips would it?

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (fwDg9)

59 Where's the President? We don't have one. Super easy though, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: TPTB at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (JcBSN)

60 I saw it a while back, but hasn't the MN Guard suddenly clammed up about his "promotion?"

Specifically, whether he ever disclosed his DWI arrest?
And, if he did, why that didn't disqualify him for promotion?

The same reason he didn't disclose his DWI arrest to his superiors is the same reason he hasn't disclosed the real reason he suddenly left NE for MN.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (0awbi)

61 Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
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[USMC Band starts playing "Hail to the Queef".]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (CEzQx)

62 Biden on Letterman tonight... Here is a preview...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZ7TGvy2II

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 20, 2024 05:18 PM (hbjSA)

63 Where's Biden?

Is it 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day?'

Posted by: Stateless at September 20, 2024 05:18 PM (jvJvP)

64 now you know how #MeToo works, an allegation goes out, there's blood in the water, other allegations start swarming...

is there a chance that women will come forward about Michael Eric Dyson? He seems to fancy himself quite the player. This isn't the first woman he's propositioned.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (KRtlO)

65 Clinton lost hard drive with nuclear data on it, luckily it was found behind a copy machine at Los Alamos. heh.

Posted by: 13times at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (RgvhD)

66 If you say "Burisma" 3 times, Biden will appear.

Posted by: Wally at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (NXYp1)

67 Bring out your Biden's..........

Bring out your Biden's..........

Bring out your Biden's..........

Bring out your Biden's..........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (hbjSA)

68 I know when I was in the army reserves the most important stuff I got to look at was…. Well nothing important. When you’re in the reserves you get the shittiest duty possible because no matter how hard some might try to argue otherwise…. You’re not a professional soldier. I went to basic for 8 weeks, then AIT for 12 weeks… then drill once a month. You’re not finely trained I’ll put it that way….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (rPQhZ)

69 Who cares? Those meetings didn't mean anything with Bush, Obama, Trump, or Brandon in that chair, and they don't mean anything with DOCTOR Jill's well-worn fartclam in it either.

People don't make decisions in that room. Anyone can sit there and take instruction.

Hell, they could just put a dictaphone in a fiberglass statue of the Hamburglar they stole from a McD's Playplace, and prop it up at the lectern to play the instructions back to the cameras.

It wouldn't be any more or less convincing than this farce.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (0FoWg)

70 50 I am gonna toss the B$ flag on the top secret nuclear weapons manual going missing story. There is no way that a National Guard unit had that sort of material in their unit. NG units do not have access to any tactical Nukes nor do they even train for that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (QNSds)

There are multiple NG CBRN units. One in Minnesota in fact, the 457th I think

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (xcxpd)

71 So do we know what Kamala's Favorite Ice Cream flavor is yet ????
Posted by: Franklin Stein

Willie Brown's Dick

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (fQmeC)

72 Biden has a 44% approval rating.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (lX8VI)

73 When is the Vance vs Walz debate?
ha ha I crack myself up

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

74 That statement by the fat racist wannabe pimp Dyson. Wow. This turd clearly doesn’t know the First Rule of Holes. This is gonna be a new Dyson Effect. He tried to explain away obviously salacious horny texts by saying he was being “nice”?? LOLOLOLOL. This will only cause more people to be curious what he said. Every guy will know what he wanted. Every girl will too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (UzvX1)

75 10 Despite [China’s] turmoil (circa 1989), Walz—a 25-year-old National Guardsman at the time—wrote in a letter to one of his former college professors that he was "being treated like a king" in China.

beats being treated like an emporer

Posted by: puyi at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (sGtp+)

76 72 Biden has a 44% approval rating.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (lX8VI)

Gratitude for him not running

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:21 PM (IyPmt)

77
I forgot they made a sequel to Grease, Grease II, with Michelle Pfeifer.

I also forgot how OLD all the "high school seniors" were in Grease, mid-20's - early 30's.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 05:21 PM (PyA9a)

78 Nancy Mace has a nice set of fun bags.

Posted by: Judge Holden at September 20, 2024 05:21 PM (x7Axy)

79 64 now you know how #MeToo works, an allegation goes out, there's blood in the water, other allegations start swarming...

is there a chance that women will come forward about Michael Eric Dyson? He seems to fancy himself quite the player. This isn't the first woman he's propositioned.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:19 PM (KRtlO)
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Good point

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2024 05:21 PM (UzvX1)

80 My favorite Ice Cream flavor is.........

Thick, Creamy Vanilla !!!!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 20, 2024 05:22 PM (Mig/N)

81
this Michael Eric Dyson story is my favorite tawdry story of the year.

Posted by: ace

Untoward, even.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 05:22 PM (PyA9a)

82 "From the river to the sea"

new and improved after the "Grim Beeper" ... "from the liver to the knee"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

83 Kamala = Marxist
Walz = Maoist

Marxist-y and Maoist-y
live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my color wheel
oh Lord, why don't we?

We all know that commies are the same wherever you go
There is good and bad in ev'ryone -- except MAGA
We learn to live, when we learn to give
the government all we have to survive, together we die

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:23 PM (Eng1Z)

84 Biden has a 44% approval rating.
Posted by: ...

So his approval has gone up? When are they gonna swap him in for Kamala?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:24 PM (fQmeC)

85 If Walz was in the NG how could he take time off to go to China to teach? It wasn't just weekends, .... wait ...

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un traditore at September 20, 2024 05:24 PM (qfLjt)

86 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando Aug 20
The reason Tim Walz’s mannerisms seem so odd and contrived is that he was quite literally trained for his political career in China
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There's a weird thing Xi does when he pretends to go out and visit the people:
He goes to a restaurant and always opens the pot that is always full of dumplings.

China fakes everything; don't believe the gnawing pangs in your stomach--the TV says the people have plenty of food.

Same thing here: Everything Walz does is a show for the cameras. Ignore inflation, ignore your empty bank account, ignore the crime--Walz is middle class just like you and he's hap-hap-happy!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 05:24 PM (0awbi)

87 Bonus: Where's Joe? Where's the, finger quotes, "President"?

SCROTUS? (so-called ruler etc.) I'm sorry, he's away from his desk right now. If you leave your name and (pager) number, he'll get right back to you.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 05:25 PM (RhvEO)

88 China's Dad: National Guard Colleagues Allege That a Classified Nuclear Manual Went Missing During Tim Walz's (Abrupty Shortened) Tenure

All kind of shit goes missing.. Those Chinamen are sneaky!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 20, 2024 05:25 PM (4Med0)

89 There are two possibilities for why Jill is running the White House though it's likely that it's both.

They are now so arrogant that they feel comfortable to imply so what are you going to do about it.

The other possibility is that these meetings are totally meaningless and real decisions are made elsewhere. The meeting is an act.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 05:26 PM (unUNN)

90 Hamburglar

Turdburglar.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 05:26 PM (uSvZK)

91 78 Nancy Mace has a nice set of fun bags.
Posted by: Judge Holden
____

Ahem, the new appropriate word for a nice rack is 'announcements'. Please use some decorum.

Posted by: TPTB at September 20, 2024 05:26 PM (JcBSN)

92 It's insane that the world's #1 nuclear superpower just sort of stumbled its way into a power vacuum.

Not really.

The GOPe enabled this every step of the way.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2024 05:27 PM (IG4Id)

93 There's a weird thing Xi does when he pretends to go out and visit the people:
He goes to a restaurant and always opens the pot that is always full of dumplings.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

The Chinese government provides the dumplings for the photo-op, then after the cameras are turned off, the restaurant owner is executed for stealing the dumplings.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:27 PM (fQmeC)

94
Sticking my finger there gives me Joy.

What's wrong with you that you don't share Joy with me?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 05:27 PM (j4U/Z)

95 Nancy Mace has a nice set of fun bags.
Posted by: Judge Holden at September 20, 2024 05:21 PM (x7Axy)

Correct

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 05:28 PM (4Med0)

96 86 There's a weird thing Xi does when he pretends to go out and visit the people:
He goes to a restaurant and always opens the pot that is always full of dumplings.

he just has to be careful to pick out the one that's not made of melamine

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 05:28 PM (sGtp+)

97 Dyson is one pathetic guy.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 05:28 PM (wzAuc)

98 >>> 42 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?

Lauren Sanchez better be keeping tabs on Jeff Bezos. Between all the sex crazed Bidens she's slept with, cougar Edith Wilson Macbeth knows a thing or three.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:29 PM (Eng1Z)

99 A pile of dumplings in every pot.

Posted by: Xi Hoover at September 20, 2024 05:29 PM (Odg76)

100 about Michale Eric Dyson's slurs: the left has an almost never-ending list of vilifying categories to put you in when you disagree with them:

1. You're just part of the patriarchy. -- Oh, you're a woman?
2. You're part of white supremacy. --- Oh, you're not white?
3. You're not smart enough to know the dems are doing what's good for you -- Oh, you have a PhD?
4. Cant you accept your life will be easier if you just let us take care of you? ---Oh, you believe in self-sufficiency and the Bible:
5. You're a sell-out/ Uncle Tom/ coconut/disgrace/sellout to your race and culture.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 05:29 PM (lCppi)

101 I didn't catch Oprah's propaganda session with Kamala.
......

me neither. I don't eat pablum.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

102 The guy at usawatchdog say his sources peg Biden's approval rating at less than 10%

Kamala about the same.

Believable, unless people don't buy stuff....

Posted by: Stateless at September 20, 2024 05:31 PM (jvJvP)

103 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

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I thought we all saw it, she already has, with Doug Emhoff.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 05:31 PM (unUNN)

104 Ahem, the new appropriate word for a nice rack is 'announcements'. Please use some decorum.
Posted by: TPTB
......

If it's a cold day I call them 'pointers'.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 05:31 PM (v0R5T)

105 When I am elected President I will paint Gay Pride flags and Smiley Faces on all JDAM's. So, when someone is killed by one of these weapons it will be a Happy and Joyous Killing without taking in account Gender, Sexual Preference or Racist in any manner.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (Mig/N)

106 Plus: Where's the " " " President " " " ?

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Cryogenic freezer chamberpot.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (3JG7N)

107 I may be full of rhetorical flourishes and factual liberty, but I think the President's "place" at the table used for cabinet meetings is not, typically at "the head" where DOCTOR Jill was seated.

*biden was in the President's spot.

It has something to do with the size of the table and being "in the center" so to speak.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

108 Shine a light, shine a light, shine a la lala lala do de do

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (kLJmv)

109 > If it's a cold day I call them 'pointers'.

I hate C++.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (Odg76)

110 Biden has a 44% approval rating.
Posted by: ...

He is doing nothing, now, because that's all he is capable of.

Given who he is and what he has done, his approval rating should be higher.

Maybe 56% of the people think he's still the president?

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2024 05:32 PM (DgGvY)

111 Kristian Saucier -- photos on a sub to show his family -- sentenced to prison

Tim Waltz -- classified nuclear manual goes missing -- sentenced to the VP slot!

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:33 PM (Eng1Z)

112 109 I hate C++.

c > c++

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

113 I will take in account DEI when killing America's Enemas per Command Sargento Major Tim "Gomer Pyle" Walz guidance as my Diversity Czar.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 20, 2024 05:34 PM (Mig/N)

114 Now you now why this otherwise loser Walz, even in Dem circles , was chosen to be the Left’s VP .

The CCP have infiltrated the DNC deeper than the Mariana Trench.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:34 PM (D6PGr)

115 I assume this manual is reaction to a nuclear weapon not launching one.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 05:35 PM (fwDg9)

116 He's not doing it for the money. He hates the Chinese but fuckin loves the red ♥️ dictator.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024 05:35 PM (1TD05)

117 The Junta: Just keep Swimming, just keep swimming.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2024 05:35 PM (XV/Pl)

118
Jill Biden is going to pull a Hillary and try to run for Senator of Deleware soon. This is just planting the seeds for her future political run.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 05:35 PM (+oR7L)

119 I will take in account DEI when killing America's Enemas per Command Sargento Major Tim "Gomer Pyle" Walz guidance as my Diversity Czar.
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 20, 2024 05:34 PM (Mig/N)

+1

Posted by: Fleet at September 20, 2024 05:36 PM (4Med0)

120 >>> 101 I didn't catch Oprah's propaganda session with Kamala.

Watched some clips. My blood actually ran cold a little at her voice and tone, when she casually and menacingly said she'd shoot someone that came to her home.

That's 100% how she feels about all of us. I guarantee it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:36 PM (Eng1Z)

121 Dyson is like that character in Don't Be a Menace He’s a Louis Farrakhan type, that loves him some white bitches.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 05:36 PM (D9GoZ)

122 c > c++

Lord have mercy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM (Odg76)

123 note to self: Never DM Nancy Mace.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM (KRtlO)

124
slutbag wife

AoSHQ Stule Guide would have accepted "scrag wife".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 05:38 PM (xG4kz)

125 Jill Biden is going to pull a Hillary and try to run for Senator of Deleware soon. This is just planting the seeds for her future political run.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Only if kinetic events are planned out of shear jealously.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2024 05:38 PM (IG4Id)

126
shawn ryan had megyn kelly on recently

about 5 hours long

real good

worth the watch

Posted by: sound awake at September 20, 2024 05:38 PM (Ewmgs)

127 Jill Biden is kicking off the first cabinet meeting the White House has had in almost a year and we're expected to act like this is normal.
______

Yes. Norms are restored.

Posted by: National Review at September 20, 2024 05:38 PM (JcBSN)

128 note to self: Never DM Nancy Mace.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM

Imagine her holding up her phone. I enter into the record, an Ewok dipping his balls in a pudding cup!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (ewjUl)

129
Having Joey doing nothing is the best I feel about the Junta for the last 4 years.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (j4U/Z)

130 how long do you think jill will wait to "start" dating when Joe Biden dies?

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:08 PM (KRtlO)

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She's gonna try and bag Alex Soros.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (3JG7N)

131 note to self: Never DM Nancy Mace.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM (KRtlO)

I dunno, it seems like an easy way to get something read into the Congressional Record.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (D7oie)

132 123 note to self: Never DM Nancy Mace.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM

--

Unless you're attractive.

Important to remember: be attractive.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (wzAuc)

133 Watched some clips. My blood actually ran cold a little at her voice and tone, when she casually and menacingly said she'd shoot someone that came to her home.

In the past, Kamala said she feels she should be allowed to protect herself because she was a prosecutor for many years. She has made many many statements that make it very obvious she doesn't think any of us have that right.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (Odg76)

134 https://tinyurl.com/mr4c3874

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson is a sex pest. at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM (l0PZf)

135 Did Nancy Mace serve after graduating from The Citadel?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM (D6PGr)

136 112 109 I hate C++.

c > c++
Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 05:33 PM (sGtp+)

Rust > c > c++

Posted by: tranny dev wearing xir programming socks at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM (DTX3h)

137 Megyn redeemed herself at her talk with Tucker. That clip above is girl chatter.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM (kLJmv)

138 Command Sargento Major Tim "Gomer Pyle" Walz
_____

That's perfect. Gomer Pyle Walz he is from now on.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM (JcBSN)

139 >>>The reason Tim Walz’s mannerisms seem so odd and contrived is that he was quite literally trained for his political career in China
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Yup. Walz came out of nowhere and quickly rose in D politics. From WikiPedia:

Walz became first active in politics in August 2004, when he volunteered for John Kerry's presidential campaign. He was inspired to volunteer in the presidential election after he took a group of students to a George W. Bush rally in Mankato, and was angered by the security team's questioning of his students' politics after they saw a Kerry sticker on a student's wallet. He was appointed the Kerry campaign's coordinator for his county as well as a district coordinator of Vets for Kerry. In January 2005, Walz completed the three-day campaigns and elections crash course at Camp Wellstone, a program run by Wellstone Action, a nonprofit organization Mark and David Wellstone created to carry on the work of parents Paul and Sheila Wellstone.

On February 10, 2005, Walz filed to run for the U.S. House of Representatives from Minnesota's 1st congressional district. He had no opponent for the Minnesota Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party (DFL) nomination in the 2006 primary.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 05:41 PM (aBgBM)

140 she feels she should be allowed to protect herself because she was a prosecutor for many years.

How many cases did she try?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 05:41 PM (SfhV1)

141
Protip: Don't play NukeMap against China.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:41 PM (RKVpM)

142 Despite [China’s] turmoil (circa 1989), Walz—a 25-year-old National Guardsman at the time—wrote in a letter to one of his former college professors that he was "being treated like a king" in China.

It's not like they got anything in return .....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:05 PM

This fucker's been groomed by China. He's now a groomer as well. Alpha sadly hasn't been around very long, a friend works there. Our local media is as horsehit as you'd expect. They never spoke one ill word about Timpon Awalz. Or The Great Wlz of China. Fucking media cunts.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:41 PM (ewjUl)

143 shawn ryan had megyn kelly on recently

about 5 hours long

Five hours? Nope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 05:42 PM (mH6SG)

144 "According to the retired soldier, Walz had just returned from another trip to China around the time when the manual went missing. He alleges Walz was one of the few with access to the building where the top-secret manual was stored and was "often the only one there." The former battalion member believes Walz stole the nuclear SOP manual and later returned it."

Even assuming this was one of the very few NG units that had an active SCIF if a top secret manual came up missing there would have to be a massive cover up conducted by the entire unit's leadership to keep it from being discovered and reported.

And of course there is nothing to back his 20 year old story up and he has not come forward except anonymously. Still tossing the B$ flag on this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

145 135 Did Nancy Mace serve after graduating from The Citadel?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:40 PM

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Not required.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (wzAuc)

146 note to self: Never DM Nancy Mace.
Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:37 PM (KRtlO)

I dunno, it seems like an easy way to get something read into the Congressional Record.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (D7oie)
———

First Rule of Sexting: never say anything you don’t want to see posted revengefully on social media. Nobody will fault you for trying to mac on a hottie, even if you get the Heisman. But you will be faulted for being weird or creepy or perverted or … just plain cringe like this fat Dyson fuck.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (UzvX1)

147
Jill Biden is going to pull a Hillary and try to run for Senator of Deleware soon. This is just planting the seeds for her future political run.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Chris Koons had better watch his a$$, then. Carper is leaving this year and our unaccomplished Representative female of color is a shoo-in to take the seat in November.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

148 134 https://tinyurl.com/mr4c3874
Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson is a sex pest
____

Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb

Posted by: Tom Jones FTW at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (JcBSN)

149
The dems cut a deal with Jilly. Go quietly and take Joe with you, and we'll set you up for a future Senate seat, possibly Governorship.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (+oR7L)

150 I dunno, it seems like an easy way to get something read into the Congressional Record.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (D7oie)

"Hi, Nancy.

Just sliding into your DMs to tell you nobody buys your Party's line of bullshit anymore.

You should retire and go muck out pigpens, or something with more dignity than the Congress. Same goes for all your lousy palz.

BTW: this is definitely a veiled but ardent sexual proposition. Make sure to read it into the Congressional record.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

151 120 Watched some clips. My blood actually ran cold a little at her voice and tone, when she casually and menacingly said she'd shoot someone that came to her home.

i think we need to find out how well her guns are secured in her locked home.

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (sGtp+)

152 I am gonna toss the B$ flag on the top secret nuclear weapons manual going missing story. There is no way that a National Guard unit had that sort of material in their unit. NG units do not have access to any tactical Nukes nor do they even train for that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (QNSds)

There are multiple NG CBRN units. One in Minnesota in fact, the 457th I think
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (xcxpd)
***

Even NG and Reserve units have to train for all missions, even if they don't have access to actual weapons.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (W/lyH)

153 Chris Koons had better watch his a$$, then. Carper is leaving this year and our unaccomplished Representative female of color is a shoo-in to take the seat in November
_____

Delaware sux.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 05:44 PM (JcBSN)

154 shawn ryan had megyn kelly on recently

about 5 hours long

Five hours? Nope.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 05:42 PM

5 hours on Megyn Kelly,
5 minutes of my best moves. Sure.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:44 PM (ewjUl)

155 115 Skip

Firing an atomic shell at the enemy. Only 6-7 KT, without looking it up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 05:44 PM (u82oZ)

156 Oprah can fuck off.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 20, 2024 05:44 PM (ufFY8)

157 >>>148 134 https://tinyurl.com/mr4c3874
Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson is a sex pest

nice. I had moved the Dyson stuff to the next post, where I called him a sex-pest before seeing this comment. I've added your glorious link to that post.

Posted by: ace at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

158 Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 05:39 PM (wzAuc)

Why would someone DM someone they didn't know?. Dyson insults her and them DM her to flirt with her. Guy sounds like an idiot and Mace is an idiot reporting his stupid flirting to the Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (dTTBf)

159
And of course there is nothing to back his 20 year old story up and he has not come forward except anonymously. Still tossing the B$ flag on this.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

How about a woman charging rape 30 years after the alleged attack and not remembering what exact year, with an employee who says the dressing rooms were not like she said and no witnesses ?Lets award her 83 million dollars... The Walz story is a whole lot more believable.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

160 I only knew about her being one of the 8 Republicans to vote against McCarthy and divorced twice but now I learned Mace voted for gay marriage rights, to prosecute Bannon for ignoring a subpoena and initially supported Liz Cheney . The twice divorced stat already made me not a fan but now my feeling has been confirmed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (D6PGr)

161 First Rule of Sexting: never say anything you don’t want to see posted revengefully on social media. Nobody will fault you for trying to mac on a hottie, even if you get the Heisman. But you will be faulted for being weird or creepy or perverted or … just plain cringe like this fat Dyson fuck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM

That Dyson, he sucks!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (ewjUl)

162 Why would China treat Walz like a King?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:47 PM (D6PGr)

163 Oprah can fuck off.

When stopped at the border, they found 20 pounds of crack under her dress.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 05:47 PM (uSvZK)

164 Tom Jones - Sex bomb (adding context to comment above)

https://youtu.be/WZ32gSLNHfA?si=8MiYEd5uGSS3dTQz

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 05:47 PM (JcBSN)

165 Why would someone DM someone they didn't know?. Dyson insults her and them DM her to flirt with her. Guy sounds like an idiot and Mace is an idiot reporting his stupid flirting to the Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM

She seems to like the attention.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:48 PM (ewjUl)

166 Took me a moment to get the "China's Dad" quip.

Well done, boss.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 20, 2024 05:48 PM (Ad8y9)

167 Tienanmen Tim is displaying all the danger indicators of an Insider Threat:

frequent trips to an adversary nation
received gifts while in said adversary nation
unknown number of foreign contacts
access to secured facilities at unusual times

WTF was the MN National Guard doing!!!?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 20, 2024 05:48 PM (pJWtt)

168
It's kinda proof of the benefits of Democracy how the camera is exactly positioned over Nancy Mace to showcase her cleavage.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:49 PM (RKVpM)

169 Are we voting for who gets kicked off Love Island, or a fucking president? Honestly, did that fat, bloated, ignorant, lesbian Oprah give everyone a goody bag at the end of that toe sucking session?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 20, 2024 05:49 PM (zFD6o)

170 I only knew about her being ... Republican ... already made me not a fan.

-----

YD's condensed version of your comment works with 100% accuracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 05:49 PM (0FoWg)

171 Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2024 05:48 PM (ewjUl)

Another narcissist in government. Yipee!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 05:49 PM (dTTBf)

172 162 Why would China treat Walz like a King?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:47 PM (D6PGr)

For three exact same reason Fang Fang wanted to date Eric, The Fart Heard Round the World, Swallwell.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM (RLLZj)

173 WTF was the MN National Guard doing!!!?
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 20, 2024 05:48 PM (pJWtt)
-----------
Looking for the missing $960,000 from "Fargo?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM (VdhcA)

174 Hmmmmm
Mrs D just told me the ABC whistle blower has been killed in a car accident.
Anyone else heard that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM (W/lyH)

175 Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPm

That the court allowed a civil tort claim to proceed when the defendant couldn’t provide a date of the specific tort much less the year is something I’ve never seen . I don’t know how that would be allowed under the law .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 05:51 PM (D6PGr)

176 Keep in mind that Moo Goo Gai Tim is being read in on various national security situations

Posted by: Vengeance at September 20, 2024 05:51 PM (zFD6o)

177 >>> she feels she should be allowed to protect herself because she was a prosecutor for many years.

How many cases did she try?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 20, 2024 05:41 PM (SfhV1)

If I'd wrongfully put that many men away for long sentences for drugs possession, keeping them indefinitely as prison slaves for CA, I'd be looking over my shoulder and packing too, ngl.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:51 PM (Eng1Z)

178 168
It's kinda proof of the benefits of Democracy how the camera is exactly positioned over Nancy Mace to showcase her cleavage.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:49 PM (RKVpM)

Really? Which one of you morons is a cameraman at these hearings?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2024 05:52 PM (RLLZj)

179 "Where's Fat, Hunter?"

Posted by: Another Anon at September 20, 2024 05:52 PM (QNMaY)

180 Megan Kelly.

A decade late and a million dollars short.
That this woman is taken in any way seriously is an indictment on civilization itself.

Posted by: Dandalo at September 20, 2024 05:52 PM (3QsZU)

181 Some Christian guy (The Hot Zone with Chuck, on YouTube) who spends a lot of time in Israel, says there is unverified email (or something) that there were really 900 dead from Beepers and Walkies ... but of course they don't want to give Israel that kind of credit)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM (Cus5s)

182 We still have 10 days left in September...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM (FnneF)

183 Keep in mind that Moo Goo Gai Tim is being read in on various national security situations

Posted by: Vengeance at September 20, 2024 05:51 PM (zFD6o)

----------------

As is Eric Shartwell and Fang Fang Bang Bang.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM (2qkdA)

184 "Really? Which one of you morons is a cameraman at these hearings?"

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM (dTTBf)

185 I'm not bent out of shape with Walz and his ChiCom ties. He's nowhere near the only one. Clinton provided the commies with a lot of technical info with military applications, Obama turned a blind eye to some of their shit as did the two Bush's.

I've often said the Chinese basically overthrew the US government without firing a shot. That they'd install one of their own isn't a surprise.

That we're (us) allowing it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

186
Mrs D just told me the ABC whistle blower has been killed in a car accident.
Anyone else heard that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM

It's from an MTG account with an extra 'e' on the end.

Greene is real. Greenee not real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)

187 I've often said the Chinese basically overthrew the US government without firing a shot. That they'd install one of their own isn't a surprise.

That we're (us) allowing it is.

----

"You f**d up. You trusted us..

*The Constitution and Bill of Rights

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2024 05:56 PM (RLLZj)

188
The amount of Chinese hookers Walz went through while being honey trapped/groomed would bankrupt most countries.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

189 What percentage of Democrats either work or retired from a government (state, local, or federal) job? I'd like to see the polling crosstabs for that group.

I see a lot of people scratching their heads as to why Dems appear to be so loyal to bad Democrat candidates, when the main reason is that they have rice bowls that are filled with taxpayer money.

Posted by: mrp at September 20, 2024 05:57 PM (rj6Yv)

190 Dr Jill= Edith Wilson. How'd that work out?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM (O8bOp)

191 181 Some Christian guy (The Hot Zone with Chuck, on YouTube) who spends a lot of time in Israel, says there is unverified email (or something) that there were really 900 dead from Beepers and Walkies ... but of course they don't want to give Israel that kind of credit)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM

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I've been dubious of the low death count, too, having seen some of the videos. Those weren't cherry bombs.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM (wzAuc)

192 Mrs D just told me the ABC whistle blower has been killed in a car accident.
Anyone else heard that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM

It's from an MTG account with an extra 'e' on the end.

Greene is real. Greenee not real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)
***

Ahhhh.
So, someone spoofing Greene AND sending a message.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM (W/lyH)

193 VP debate is Oct. 1 in NYC, hosted by CBS.

Bootyjudge is helping Watz prep apparently, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbqyVwfL0Qs

This talking head is asking info from the former campaign manager to Hillary! in 2016. How is he not laughed out of the room by everyone? How does everyone on the left not hate him for helping get orangebadman into power, or trust him as an authority on anything?

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM (Eng1Z)

194 167 Tienanmen Tim is displaying all the danger indicators of an Insider Threat:

frequent trips to an adversary nation
received gifts while in said adversary nation
unknown number of foreign contacts
access to secured facilities at unusual times

WTF was the MN National Guard doing!!!?

skipping mandatory training, apparently

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM (sGtp+)

195 Mace is an idiot reporting his stupid flirting to the Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 05:45 PM (dTTBf)

I disagree. This guy started the mess and deserves all the shame he gets. If he doesn't like it, maybe he should behave better.

Posted by: (l0PZf) at September 20, 2024 05:59 PM (5C538)

196 The Jill Cabinet meeting is a very rare event: a psy-op targeting the Inner Party. The message: not to worry, an adult is in charge.

Posted by: Candidus at September 20, 2024 06:00 PM (YmobJ)

197 192 Mrs D just told me the ABC whistle blower has been killed in a car accident.
Anyone else heard that?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:50 PM

It's from an MTG account with an extra 'e' on the end.

Greene is real. Greenee not real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 05:56 PM (RKVpM)
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Ahhhh.
So, someone spoofing Greene AND sending a message.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM

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Our whistleblower has not yet been silenced.

Posted by: The American Broadcasting Company at September 20, 2024 06:01 PM (wzAuc)

198 nood wokitude

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 06:01 PM (sGtp+)

199 nood Woke

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 06:01 PM (Eng1Z)

200
There's just something deeply repellant about college professors hitting on their students. You are old enough to be their parent, for cripe's sake.

And it matters not whether the hitter is male or female. Find another occupation if you cannot keep your libido in check.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 06:02 PM (xG4kz)

201 .
So, someone spoofing Greene AND sending a message.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:58 PM

Someone who figured out exactly how their name would appear on Twitter/X. It truncated the extra 'e' and fooled a lot of people.

I kinda wish Elon would take that account out of existence.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 06:03 PM (RKVpM)

202 I am gonna toss the B$ flag on the top secret nuclear weapons manual going missing story. There is no way that a National Guard unit had that sort of material in their unit. NG units do not have access to any tactical Nukes nor do they even train for that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 05:15 PM (QNSds)

There are multiple NG CBRN units. One in Minnesota in fact, the 457th I think
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (xcxpd)
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Even NG and Reserve units have to train for all missions, even if they don't have access to actual weapons.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM

I 100% agree with that. My problem is that if TS SCI stuff "walks" out of a SCIF and disappears it would create a $hit storm of epic proportions that would take the entire unit leadership to cover up. Bottom line is this did not happen and no I am not defending walz, he is a dirt bag and a coward.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 06:03 PM (QNSds)

203 The National Guard is a CF.

Ain't no way they have anything more classified than instructions on replacing TP in the bathroom.

True story: A rack of fully auto M-16s went missing after a drill in Lubbock, TX in the 80's.
Lots of ass chewings until they figured out a way to sweep it under the rug.

Anyway, whatever the estimate of guns in this country, it's likely 30% low.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 06:03 PM (uN7YN)

204 The Georgia Election Board has approved a rule requiring a hand count and verification of all ballots to validate electronic counts.

And of course this doesn't mean jack because Ratshitburger jumped up and immediately announced he will stop any count that interrupts his crucial vote fraud efforts.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 20, 2024 06:03 PM (Y6IkP)

205 A CAL Fire engineer has been arrested for setting 5 fires.
I've always suspected all these fires weren't happenstance...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 06:03 PM (MeG8a)

206 "There's just something deeply repellant about college professors hitting on their students. You are old enough to be their parent, for cripe's sake."

A big reason I retired. There was a lot of that going around, including buxom lasses leaning over my desk and saying words to the effect "I'd do ANYTHING for a good grade..."
"Study" I would retort...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 06:06 PM (MeG8a)

207 "Announcements" heh

When it's cold, it's "Baby, you got yer high beams on!"; a reference analogous to automobile headlight.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2024 06:17 PM (XqnCY)

208 Walz.
Chinagate, The 1996 United States campaign finance controversy, sometimes referred to as Chinagate, was an effort by the People's Republic of China to influence domestic American politics prior to and during the Clinton administration and also involved the fundraising practices of the administration itself. Wikipedia, in part.

Jill & Women's Health
How can they PS Black women into aborting their babies if they educated them early on and through life, explaining options for processed foods, heredity and genetic testing, diseases that may be contracted through sexual contact, poor or unclear choices and rape/sexual assault, smoking and drinking, use of over-the-counter medications including but not limited to abortion pills & weight loss products, the value of SANE programs in hospitals and working in cooperation with law enforcement, or not; women's clinic options, expertise & sanitation, and so on.

In fact, the same information not routinely provided to all women (not of their ilk), especially pre and of childbearing age.

They can't. They just scare those poor girls and women half to death.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 06:24 PM (NFX2v)

209 Random note: Just had a wicked awesome rainbow here in Winston-Salem. I've seen a ton of rainbows in my life, this one is officially the most vivid.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 20, 2024 06:28 PM (2cS/G)

210 It's from an MTG account with an extra 'e' on the end.

Greene is real. Greenee not real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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We ran into that not too long ago.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 06:37 PM (kLJmv)

211 @Mark Andrew Edwards and others: You’re thinking of the MN ANG 55th CST, an AGR element that every state has at least one of. Bigger states have more. They’re full time and squared away. I worked with them during a major event in the Twin Cities - good folks. Would NOT have put up with Walz. This was in 2016, so take it FWIW.

Posted by: Discobobby at September 20, 2024 11:48 PM (v0VhO)

212 Also, yeah - as non military but adjacent, losing that manual would be a huge fucking deal. Like, nobody leaves until it’s found.

Posted by: Discobobby at September 20, 2024 11:50 PM (v0VhO)

213 " I am gonna toss the B$ flag on the top secret nuclear weapons manual going missing story. There is no way that a National Guard unit had that sort of material in their unit. NG units do not have access to any tactical Nukes nor do they even train for that kind of stuff. " The story didn't say the unit had tactical nukes, only that the new howitzers had the capability to fire them.

Posted by: Mike the Marine at September 22, 2024 08:50 AM (zgPNV)

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China's Dad: National Guard Colleagues Allege That a Classified Nuclear Manual Went Missing During Tim Walz's (Abrupty Shortened) Tenure
Plus: Where's the " " " President " " " ?