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Border Official: Biden-Harris Administration Ordered Us to Bury Data About Terror Suspects Crossing the Border, So They Could Continue Pretending There Is No Border Crisis

The Regime is just venal, incompetent criminals top to bottom and front to back.

Biden-Harris border official claims cover-up as he was allegedly ordered to hide release of migrants

By Josh Christenson


The former Border Patrol official responsible for securing nearly 1,000 miles of America's frontier has charged that the Biden-Harris administration intentionally covered up the ongoing migrant crisis.

Ex-San Diego Sector Chief Agent Aaron Heitke told members of the House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday that the White House repeatedly tried to "quiet the border-wide crisis" by shielding information from the press and concealing crossings by dangerous migrants with terror ties.

"I had to release illegal aliens by the hundreds each day into communities who could not support them," testified Heitke, who retired in summer 2023 and appeared voluntarily before the panel.


"To quiet the problem, two flights a week were provided from San Diego to Texas," he explained. "These flights simply brought aliens that would have been released in San Diego over to Texas."

"Each flight costs approximately $150,000. This was the administration's way of trying to quiet the border-wide crisis," Heitke emphasized.


Elsewhere in his testimony, Heitke said administration officials asked him to move more than 2,000 migrants apprehended in between the two US-Mexico border fences spanning Southern California "out of the sight of the media."


The chief agent also was barred from discussing the alarming spike in border crossings by so-called "Special Interest Aliens," or SIAs, who were suspected of posing national security concerns based on their country of origin or ties to terror groups.

Before Biden and Harris took office, Heitke said, the San Diego sector "averaged 10 to 15 SIA arrests per year," but that rose to "to over 100 SIAs in 2022, well over that in 2023, and even more than that registered this year."

"These are only the ones we caught," he added, with more than 1.7 million known "gotaways" whose terror affiliations or risks remain unknown having also entered the US without being apprehended.

"At the time, I was told I could not release any information on this increase on SIAs or mention any of the arrests," he added. "The administration was trying to convince the public there was no threat at the border."

This comes a day after another border official testified that Secretary Mayorkas ordered him to "open the border."


"I assert that Secretary Mayorkas and his subordinate political appointees have and continue to intentionally conspire to undermine the security of the American people, as well as the letter and the intent of congressionally enacted US law," former Border Patrol chief Rodney Scott said during the January interview.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 Bloodbath

I'll get the others

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (xmBKs)

2 Heitke obviously should be arrested for misdismalinformation!
Off with his head!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (7ZSvO)

3 My God, it's full of link!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (2UnvF)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (IXZGh)

5 Links. Links everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (IXZGh)

6 Good afternoon Ace
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (fwDg9)

7
Called 'em

*waits for biscuit*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (BkEzK)

8 3 My God, it's full of link!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2024 12:01 PM (2UnvF)

Dammit. That is exactly what I was going to type.

*sigh*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (y31cs)

9 Looks like ace fixed it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (y31cs)

10 Wow. This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…

The key word here is "should".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (xCA6C)

11 Called 'em

*waits for biscuit*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (BkEzK)

GOOD girl, Lassie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (y31cs)

12 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (v6JzV)

13 All your links are belong to Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

14 Seems like we've got more Border "Chiefs" than Border "agents".

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2024 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

15 14 Seems like we've got more Border "Chiefs" than Border "agents".
Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2024 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

Too many Border Chiefs, not enough Border Indians.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:03 PM (y31cs)

16 Graybox was all in red ink for a moment, thus explaining my bloodbath comment. It wasn't a prediction on what will happen if Kumala is elected.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (xmBKs)

17 "The border is great, and Kamala had nothing to do with it."
-the current message

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (GBKbO)

18 Wow. This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…


The fact that she's an empty suit, spews word salads and lies about absolutely EVERYTHING should've ended her campaign before it started, yet here we are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (IXZGh)

19
These migrant flights. Did they have to make sure all carryon items fit beneath the seat, not smoke in the lavatory, and were given a bag of pretzels for the flight?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (BkEzK)

20
Guy could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all those assassin teams.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (RKVpM)

21 My shocked face is all worn out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:05 PM (XJl7d)

22 GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

-

Known as in phone numbers, departments, and retirement dates?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 12:05 PM (7h9jE)

23 The fact that she's an empty suit, spews word salads and lies about absolutely EVERYTHING should've ended her campaign before it started, yet here we are.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:04 PM (IXZGh)

It DID. In 2020. Laughably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:05 PM (y31cs)

24 But the 'replacement theory' is a right wing conspiracy theory based on hatred, bigotry and racism, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:05 PM (IXZGh)

25 Gettin' on for lunchtime here. (No, I didn't bring anything for all of you. For all I know you're allergic to something or other!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (J2vNu)

26 They're eating the pets

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

27 It’s a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Senor Aspirina Fabrica at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (yfO7D)

28
GOOD girl, Lassie!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:02 PM (y31cs)

__________

"What is it, Lassie? Ace has made the whole post a link? Let's save him!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (BkEzK)

29 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (P3VPf)

30
It DID. In 2020. Laughably.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:05 PM (y31cs)


And now, she's more popular than Barack Owebama.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (IXZGh)

31 Apparently one of Oprah's audience asked Kamala about the border, bitch evaded the question, and Oprah repeated the question....

You apparently have to keep throwing things in Kamala's face to get any sort of satisfactory result.

Posted by: Stateless at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (jvJvP)

32 Yea... but the Border Patrol did what the junta asked, so it's fine.

Everything's fine.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

33 . This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…

STEINER WILL aww fuggit.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (wQVbQ)

34 The Regime is just venal, incompetent criminals top to bottom and front to back.

--------------

None dare call it treason.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (P3VPf)

35 That last clip of Kammi, after she says, "imagine what that would look like."

Trump has that as an ad, and follows her statement with simply "I'm Donald Trump and I support this message."

LOL.
Top shelf trolling.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (0awbi)

36
🚨Wow. This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…

If we were normal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (63Dwl)

37 19
These migrant flights. Did they have to make sure all carryon items fit beneath the seat, not smoke in the lavatory, and were given a bag of pretzels for the flight?
_____

Those privileges are reserved for citizens. Migrants are forced to live with no rules.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (xmBKs)

38 Just how is this not treason?

The first job of the Executive Branch is the security of the US. They covered up what was happening and then lied about it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (W/lyH)

39
For all I know you're allergic to something or other!)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (J2vNu)

_________

Effort

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (BkEzK)

40 How much better would government be if media were honest?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (FfSAJ)

41 But the 'replacement theory' is a right wing conspiracy theory based on hatred, bigotry and racism, you guys.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

-

Ha. Yeah, the Federal Reserve chair *just* said it's why the jobs numbers are so horrible.

But conspiracy theory or something.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (7h9jE)

42 And now, she's more popular than Barack Owebama.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:06 PM (IXZGh)

It's all fake and gay and lame.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (y31cs)

43
Incompetent criminals, yes. Drug and weird sex addicts, too.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (j4U/Z)

44
LOL.
Top shelf trolling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (0awbi)


Even James Woods retweeted that one.

Hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (IXZGh)

45 If MSM had reported even 30% of the malfeasance committed by Joe or Kamala, neither one would have been serious candidates for president.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (XJl7d)

46 You apparently have to keep throwing things in Kamala's face to get any sort of satisfactory result.
______

*nods*

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (xmBKs)

47 I am a Texan. I am not surprised by the Feds flying criminals to Texas. We are their enemy.

Posted by: huerfano at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (VGOMa)

48 1. Data hidden on terror encounters
2. $150k flights to fly illegals to TX
3. 0 resources to track fentanyl

---------------

The Cartels run the border patrol, and the Biden Crime Family gets an extra 10% cut

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (P3VPf)

49
It's all fake and gay and lame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (y31cs)


#Winning!

- - - - Disney

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (IXZGh)

50 Is this one of those situations when 'complicit' should sway toward 'death penalty'?

Fucking Democrats.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (nDTFN)

51 45 If MSM had reported even 30% of the malfeasance committed by Joe or Kamala, neither one would have been serious candidates for president.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (XJl7d)

======

The media being even handed for 6 weeks after the first debate crushed Biden to dust.

It wasn't even aggressive. The media just stopped playing defense for him actively.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

52 I wonder how many individuals have SS protection details

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (n6qDp)

53 The Cartels run the border patrol, and the Biden Crime Family gets an extra 10% cut ... of the largest human, child sex, and drug trafficking operation in history.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (P3VPf)

54 The latest USSS whistleblower info is especially damning. The whistleblower said that the USSS would typically cover the known Trump golf course vulnerabilities and that someone decided not to cover those vulnerabilities. The exact vulnerability that the assassin used. You know the guy who flew all the way from Hawaii and should have no idea that the USSS was not covering the area.

This is the same exact same “coincidence” that allowed Crooks to take a shot at Trump on J13.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (z1PMu)

55 Five known assassination teams.

CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?

Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (Dnobf)

56 I wonder how many individuals have SS protection details
Posted by: Huck Follywood

-

Tons, apparently, since there are 6500 SS agents.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (7h9jE)

57 I am a Texan. I am not surprised by the Feds flying criminals to Texas. We are their enemy.
Posted by: huerfano at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (VGOMa)


They are flying the illegals into every red state with the highest EV #'s.

But the replacement theory is a right wing conspiracy theory based on racism, bigotry and hate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (IXZGh)

58 This all seems pretty awful but, on the balance, Trump said pussy and it was the most awfulest thing ever. That's what we need to remember.

OT. Whomever is covering the yacht rock stuff in the side bar..... You're starting to frighten me. This is not healthy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (4XwPj)

59 55 Five known assassination teams.

CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (Dnobf)

DHS. IRS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (y31cs)

60 South of the Border, Down Mexico way
That's where they fell in love
When stars above came out to play
And now as they wander, their thoughts ever stray
South of the border, down Mexico way.

She was a picture in old Spanish lace
Just for a tender while
He kissed the smile
Upon her face
For it was "Fiesta" and they were so gay
South of the border, down Mexico way.

Ay-ay-ay-ay, ay-ay-ay-ay
--------------------------------------

That place doesn't exist anymore.



Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (IjJkn)

61 Kamala previously mocked the idea that America needs a wall to secure our border and stop terrorists from entering.

-------------

She once called it "Trump's vanity project."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (P3VPf)

62 It's interesting that all of this crap keeps coming out now, before the election. You'd think if she was doing well they would be furiously trying to keep this stuff quiet until January or so.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (k9OZB)

63 OT. Whomever is covering the yacht rock stuff in the side bar..... You're starting to frighten me. This is not healthy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (4XwPj)

So, by this theory... would Chicago be yacht rock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (y31cs)

64 I am a Texan. I am not surprised by the Feds flying criminals to Texas. We are their enemy.

-

(looks at New York and New Jersey)

Wait a minute...

Posted by: North Carolina at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (7h9jE)

65 Every crime by an illegal should be followed with an indictment of Biden. Every single one.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (oZhjI)

66 CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (Dnobf)
----

DHS, IRS

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (XJl7d)

67 Q: Why did the hebollah terrorist don a full tuxedo with tails, before responding to the "beep!" from his pager?

A: Cause if he's gonna BE Impotent, he wanted to LOOK Impotant!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (kQgoX)

68 The latest USSS whistleblower info is especially damning. The whistleblower said that the USSS would typically cover the known Trump golf course vulnerabilities and that someone decided not to cover those vulnerabilities. The exact vulnerability that the assassin used. You know the guy who flew all the way from Hawaii and should have no idea that the USSS was not covering the area.

This is the same exact same “coincidence” that allowed Crooks to take a shot at Trump on J13.

How did CNN know Trump would be playing golf there that day? Who else did they tell?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (xCA6C)

69 If only this were the case.......


https://youtu.be/aqQv3qef21A

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (IXZGh)

70 My little town...about 5000...has always had a "ghetto"...now we have a "barrio"...what's next?...."Chinatown"?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (AwYPR)

71 Wow, that was an interesting Horde Mind.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (XJl7d)

72 Oh, fuck. I have 'You're the Inspiration' in my head now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (y31cs)

73
CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (Dnobf)
----

DHS, IRS
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (XJl7d)

_________

BLM, NWS

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (BkEzK)

74 This only what we know. What has been made public. For every illegal alien invader that we know of, there are at least a dozen we don't.

Think about it: over 20 fucking thousand filthy degenerate pet-eating smellies were flown directly from the oozing monkeypox asshole of the world into a small OH town of about 60k people.

These flights were happening since 2020. Yet we only found out about it a few weeks ago. And only then because of the stomach-turning reports that they were eating pets. Imagine how many other illegal alien invader stories like this are out there, that we haven't heard of.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (iFTx/)

75 The Left incites violence against Trump by falsely accusing him of the very things they are doing to destroy the Republic and democracy.

This testimony is a slam dunk impeachment charge and conviction against a President in a sane world.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (D6PGr)

76 DHS. IRS.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (y31cs)

DHS, IRS
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (XJl7d)

Hordemind is strong this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (y31cs)

77 GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

-------------

Is the ratio of known-to-unknown Trump assassination teams roughly the same as known illegal alien invaders-to-getaways?

And would the over/under on that start at 1-in-10?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (P3VPf)

78 My three cats are still safe in my backyard cat paradise. Guess the Haitians haven't gotten to my town yet.

Posted by: Pussy Galore at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (CV8a5)

79 Hi! Well, looks like it’s been an eventful morning. Of course we will hear about the Republicans not passing a border bill without mentioning the loopholes and all else as to WHY. Because it meant nothing.

Also, didn’t Biden just go ahead and implement what was in the bill, and the difference has been…nothing? Am I remembering this correctly?

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (pZEOD)

80 We have become that which we hate- Shitposter NPCs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:13 PM (y31cs)

81 This is the same exact same “coincidence” that allowed Crooks to take a shot at Trump on J13.

How did CNN know Trump would be playing golf there that day? Who else did they tell?

Posted by: Archimedes

--

The masterstroke is being unable to discuss these things with LIVs because it makes you a conspiracy theorist and weakens your position on any other topic.

Which was the entire point of the feds introducing the term into common usage after the JFK assassination.

Neat, huh?

Posted by: North Carolina at September 20, 2024 12:13 PM (7h9jE)

82
Even Peter Zeihan is backing off the trained professional border jumper fiction now.

When does the fake NGO human trafficking stories start getting published?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 12:13 PM (j4U/Z)

83 Five known assassination teams.

CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos

Could be every alphabet since Obama armed them all.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (fQmeC)

84
GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

_______

"Got 'em on our radar." - FBI

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (BkEzK)

85 I saw Shitposter NPC open for Chilliwack at Moosejaw Arena in '79.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (IXZGh)

86 > I wonder how many individuals have SS protection details
Posted by: Huck Follywood
-
Tons, apparently, since there are 6500 SS agents.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness
------
I asked this very question the other day. Like, how many agents are assigned to Chelsea Clinton's husband? Or a kid that belongs to one of the Bush twins (presuming one or the other has kids.) It goes on down the line.

For that matter, how many are currently looking after that swinger; Jimmah Carter?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

87 52 I wonder how many individuals have SS protection details
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (n6qDp)

Heard yesterday that they have about 35 protectees and a staff over 6,500.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (fwA58)

88 This testimony is a slam dunk impeachment charge and conviction against a President in a sane world.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 12:12 PM (D6PGr)

Hell, in a sane world we'd know who's presently in charge. President Pudding Pop? The Jizz Bucket? Who knows?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (k9OZB)

89 name field test

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (7h9jE)

90 I dunno about this "yacht rock" thing. What does 1970s and 80s soft rock have to do with yachts or the high life? If anything, it's the opposite. Maybe "trailer rock"? "Yard rock"? "Yacht rock" sounds like two homos thumbing each other's assholes.

Need to petition for a name change, yo!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

91 Let me get this straight: not passing the border bill is why the Junta is actively circumventing existing birder law?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (XJl7d)

92 Crickets from the media

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (IyPmt)

93 Why are these Assassination Teams still running around free, if they know who they are?

Do they all get 7-8 free shots at Trump before SS returns fire?

and from what I hear, Crooks' gun was disabled by a cop first, THEN the SS made the kill shot.

No doubt there will be another fake surge in the polls for Harris, as she stumbles and fumbles her non-campaign events.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (Cus5s)

94 83 Five known assassination teams.

CIA, FBI, CDC,...

Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos

Could be every alphabet since Obama armed them all.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (fQmeC)

IRS has SWAT... just sayin...

Posted by: Inogame at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (53oGX)

95 BLM, NWS

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:11 PM (BkEzK)

--------------

The Philippine News Agency or the National Weather Service?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (P3VPf)

96 But the 'replacement theory' is a right wing conspiracy theory based on hatred, bigotry and racism, you guys.

MFM's already run "It's good that replacing white people is happening" stories.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (2ocoG)

97
Anyone know what the remuneration rate is per million hits on YouTube? Nevermind, I DDG and found this:

That's about $1,610 per million views.

So the 'Eating the Pets' tune is up around $10,000 bucks for the animal shelter near Springfield.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (RKVpM)

98 The media might not cover it (they won't) but it will be all over Twitter and Facebook.

That she's eve this close to being President is flabbergasting

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (Ud7de)

99 Why are these Assassination Teams still running around free, if they know who they are?


And why don't we have 3 carrier groups in the Indian ocean with a note to Iran remove them or we remove one of your cities per day?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (oZhjI)

100 Well my report on a formerly very active part of the San Diego sector is that for the third or fourth month, the previous yuuge flow of new Americans (foreigners without status or visas crossing at a gap in the barrier with absurd false asylum claims) was not there yesterday. And the Dulzura Border Concierge checkpoint was manned/operating, which never was the case during the peak of the mass fake asylum disaster.

The GOP House knowingly funded every destructive and outrageous bit of all of this - by definition.

And 90%+ of those GOP are easily re-elected every cycle.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (SSuxC)

101
The Philippine News Agency or the National Weather Service?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization

_______

The latter

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (BkEzK)

102 84
GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

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"Got 'em on our radar." - FBI
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (BkEzK)

Well, it is an Olympic year

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (pIfcn)

103 Can you feel the joy rising in here?

Posted by: Okra Windfreak at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

104 But the 'replacement theory' is a right wing conspiracy theory based on hatred, bigotry and racism, you guys.

Its a right wing conspiracy theory and the topic of a 2004 book by two of the most important Dem party insiders.

Not a dessert topping or floor wax though

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (oZhjI)

105 75 This testimony is a slam dunk impeachment charge and conviction against a President in a sane world.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September

This requires we have a president.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (p4NUW)

106
So the 'Eating the Pets' tune is up around $10,000 bucks for the animal shelter near Springfield.
Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (RKVpM)


Only if they haven't been de-monetized by YT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (IXZGh)

107 existing birder law

Gotta keep those birdwatchers in line.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

108 Let me get this straight: not passing the border bill is why the Junta is actively circumventing existing birder law?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (XJl7d)

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"Listen, h8r, we NEED NEW LAWS because we refuse to enforce existing ones. Is that so hard to grasp?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (P3VPf)

109 When one writes a song, Cool Change, about heading out to sea, sort of stands to reason it would be called Yacht Rock.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (XJl7d)

110 and from what I hear, Crooks' gun was disabled by a cop first, THEN the SS made the kill shot.

No doubt there will be another fake surge in the polls for Harris, as she stumbles and fumbles her non-campaign events.
Posted by: illiniwek

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It's absurd to think whoever was on the roof (spoiler alert: Maxwell Yearick) even got ONE shot off. All of that commotion and the SS training their optics on the building and scanning the roof and he's got time to raise his head and rifle over the roofline, take three measured shots and then three panicked shots, and then no one shoots him until 10 or so seconds later?

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (7h9jE)

111 IRS has SWAT... just sayin...

Posted by: Inogame at September 20, 2024 12:15 PM (53oGX)

So does DoE...both of 'em....NOAA?

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (AwYPR)

112 Lots of known lone wolves out there.

If only we had some wolf repellent.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2024 12:17 PM (MVEHk)

113 It's absurd to think whoever was on the roof (spoiler alert: Maxwell Yearick) even got ONE shot off. All of that commotion and the SS training their optics on the building and scanning the roof and he's got time to raise his head and rifle over the roofline, take three measured shots and then three panicked shots, and then no one shoots him until 10 or so seconds later?

The SS agent running the operation that day not only didn't send anyone to the roof the assassin used, he also positioned the agents so they wouldn't be able to see that spot.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (oZhjI)

114 The Regime is just venal, incompetent criminals top to bottom and front to back.

Incompetent? At least insofar as flooding the country with criminals and terrorists goes... this was their goal and they have succeeded. Their only failure thus far is that Trump still draws breath.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (T7iTv)

115 99. And why don't we have 3 carrier groups in the Indian ocean with a note to Iran remove them or we remove one of your cities per day?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20

Hi, Iran! You may have seen exploding gadgets on the news recently.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (p4NUW)

116
That's about $1,610 per million views.

So the 'Eating the Pets' tune is up around $10,000 bucks for the animal shelter near Springfield.
Posted by: Hungry Haitian at

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He's probably made a bunch more if he has ads enabled (which I assume he would).

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (7h9jE)

117 Imagine where we would be today if Trump didn't survive.

I truly think we came that close to civil war.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (Ud7de)

118 Rancher @mrrseriously
“The "Replacement Migration" document produced by the United Nations in 2000 discusses the concept of replacement migration as a potential solution to declining and aging populations in various countries. The major message of the document is to explore whether immigration can be used to offset demographic imbalances and the associated economic and social challenges. It evaluates the implications of maintaining population size and support ratios through migration in eight different countries (France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Republic of Korea, Russian Federation, United Kingdom, and the United States) and two regions (Europe and the European Union).

Key points include:
1 Population Decline and Aging: Many developed countries face declining birth rates and aging populations, leading to a shrinking labor force and increased dependency ratios.
https://tinyurl.com/55htu65k
précis

Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant
I was told this was a conspiracy theory.
It’s actually a 177-page UN report.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ajcfc
Report PDF link

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (CEzQx)

119 All part of the plan to destroy the Republic as it was.

Ah well, everything dies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

120 Joe has been weirdly invisible even given that's he's not seeking reelection.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (FfSAJ)

121 Who's making decisions in the Oval Office today?

Posted by: The world wonders at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (DobEs)

122 We're heading straight for the scenario painted in Kur Schlichter's "The Attack" and it'll be ugly beyond comprehension.

Posted by: Mom, from MomCo at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (/HDaX)

123 Flying them from CA to TX. Pretty typical.

It's long past time to end this. Half the country spends all day every day dreaming up ways to destroy the other half.

We have to break this thing up. Painful as it may be, it's better than pretending this is still a country. Time is wasting.

We have to get a divorce before this turns into the national version of a Forensic Files episode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (0FoWg)

124 Give me "Things that an illegitimate government does" for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (+H2BX)

125 Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (SSuxC)

This is why we have trouble beating these retards. It wasn’t the Republicans who Heitke is testifying about but it always loops back to how bad the Republicans are and are equally to blame.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (D6PGr)

126 "I had to release illegal aliens by the hundreds each day into communities who could not support them," testified Heitke, who retired in summer 2023 and appeared voluntarily before the panel.

And this is the flaw in the system... he knew and he said nothing cuz muh pension.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (T7iTv)

127 The SS agent running the operation that day not only didn't send anyone to the roof the assassin used, he also positioned the agents so they wouldn't be able to see that spot.

Posted by: 18-1

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Which would be fine if no one had shot him.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (7h9jE)

128
"The Regime is just venal, incompetent criminals top to bottom and front to back."

Don't forget left and right.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (OgWfa)

129 - to suggest that we need to build a wall because there are terrorists trying to invade the country...-
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Don't worry, they're here, just like those pagers in Lebanon, waiting to go off. Fundamentals?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (IjJkn)

130 Imagine where we would be today if Trump didn't survive.

Biden's assassination attempt was smarter then Kamala's. If Crooks kills Trump before he picks a VP the Reps tear themselves apart in thinking on how to respond.

If Kamala's plot had worked though Vance steps into the leadership role and decides how the right responds.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (oZhjI)

131 Kamala is close to being resident because demonization and bothering works. That and a compliant MSM willing to trumpet the accusations.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (XJl7d)

132 Just read an article on fraudulent registrations in OH.

11 cases of one firm "Black Fork Strategies" registering names under false addresses.
11 that they know of.

Of course, the article takes pains to note that vote fraud is "rare."

Prime rib is rare.
Something happening over 11 times--that they know of--in two counties in one state is not rare.

And, as always, if this "rare" vote fraud "doesn't affect the outcome" then why is there so much of it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 12:20 PM (0awbi)

133 Joe has been weirdly invisible even given that's he's not seeking reelection.

The full video of the thing where he put on a MAGA hat is interesting. He clearly no longer has any fucks to give and comes off almost charming.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 12:21 PM (2ocoG)

134 five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

Including NBC, CBS, ABC, MSLSD...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 12:21 PM (wQVbQ)

135 120 Joe has been weirdly invisible even given that's he's not seeking reelection.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 20, 2024 12:19 PM (FfSAJ)

He's a puppet that's been discarded. He has no earthly use now for them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

136 > So does DoE...both of 'em....NOAA?
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NOAA's National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS) has an armed law enforcement division.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (Q4IgG)

137 This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…

Sure, if she relied on actual votes from actual (living) citizens.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (T7iTv)

138 Good afternoon Ace.
This is Cloward and Piven strategy right on down the line. Overload the system with millions of illegals , give them benefits, push US citizens out the way and collapse the system.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (k2SDB)

139
If all the alphabet agencies pooled their assassination teams they could just bum-rush the fat chick SS security team they've got on Trump.

I know, assumes competency.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (j4U/Z)

140 And, as always, if this "rare" vote fraud "doesn't affect the outcome" then why is there so much of it?

10K voters over 120 votes in WI in 2020 cast a ballot.

Now obviously every one of those votes was a fake since there are no 120 year olds alive in the US (maybe in the world).

But how many 18-119 year olds that are deceased cast a vote in 2020 as well?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (oZhjI)

141 BTW, after Trump said he was going to Springfield, OH, pallets of bricks have started to magically appear in that town.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

142 Can't believe this idiot is possibly gonna be the first female president.

I always hoped it would be someone from our side.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (Ud7de)

143 On Oprah Kamaunist blamed Trump for not passing a border bill.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (fwDg9)

144 Imagine where we would be today if Trump didn't survive.

I truly think we came that close to civil war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (Ud7de)
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Election season ain't over yet.

All it takes is ONE lucky shot...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)

145 How much better would government be if media were honest?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 20, 2024 12:07 PM (FfSAJ)

Impossible.
Like the twit yesterday asking the dude about his boat. It came across as some snarky CNN intern, probably somebody's niece, and likely a sophomore at Fuckstick U. majoring in Communications.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (W/lyH)

146 If all the alphabet agencies pooled their assassination teams they could just bum-rush the fat chick SS security team they've got on Trump.

The assassination teams are *also* fat chicks.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

147 BTW, after Trump said he was going to Springfield, OH, pallets of bricks have started to magically appear in that town.
Posted by: Ian S.

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Yep. And some sort of tower for troop movement.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (7h9jE)

148 --BREAKING--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE--NEW POLLING DATA--

The most, bestest, accuratestssests, comprehensive polling data ever compiled by any polling organization ever in the entire history of polling has just confirmed that our lord and savior, slay-brat kween kamaala (pbuh) is destined to be the supreme leader of the entire planet.

Poll question: Is our lord and savior, slay-brat kween kamaala (pbuh) destined to be the supreme leader of the entire planet?

Yes: 99990999960944 buhzilliontrillionquadrilliontoinfinity%

No: 0.000%

Posted by: SEriOus poLlinG grOuP InC! at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (5hfjS)

149 >>>OT. Whomever is covering the yacht rock stuff in the side bar..... You're starting to frighten me. This is not healthy.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (4XwPj)

So, by this theory... would Chicago be yacht rock?

Posted by: Aetius451AD

>youtube.com/watch?v=LL3UaZ-kECU

Mimosas, brunch and cocaine.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (nDTFN)

150 So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Fellas, it's been good ta know ya!

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (/7KEl)

151 I am really beginning to fear, seriously, that the regime will stop at nothing to assassinate Trump. 5 teams of assassins? They aren't screwing around.

I repeat my question I posted during the Morning Report...what are we prepared to do, God forbid, is this happens? We are in Third World Shithole territory. And that should scare the living shit out of every law abiding citizen.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (iODuv)

152 Can't believe this idiot is possibly gonna be the first female president.

I always hoped it would be someone from our side.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

We can't even get a female SCOTUS pick on our side.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (fQmeC)

153 150 So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Fellas, it's been good ta know ya!
Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (/7KEl)


I'm seeing an episode of I Love Lucy where you die, drowning in soap suds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (Ud7de)

154 '...and that little Border Czar was ME!'

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (5OCrR)

155 Doing the jobs, living in the hotels, getting the benefits Americans don't have access to!

Posted by: Czarina Harris at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (+9G3c)

156 So, by this theory... would Chicago be yacht rock?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 20, 2024 12:10 PM (y31cs)

Was the Edmund Fitzgerald a yacht?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (T7iTv)

157 @93

>>Why are these Assassination Teams still running around free, if they know who they are?

Because it's probably "chatter" of the System is Blinking Red variety.

Don't worry, they will deploy their favorite bromide: Failure of Imagination, if the unpleasantness ever materializes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)

158 Whoa!

It's been 61 days since the Biden coup?

It's still not too late to replace Kamala. Plenty of countries run entire elections in about a month.

The Dems just need to find a mixed race black, latino, disabled, disfigured, 375 pound, muslim-jewish transgender superflaming queer really big into AI to fix problems and the election is theirs....

Posted by: Stateless at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (jvJvP)

159

How many billons have those asshole wasted trying to change the demographics of the country?

What was that quote about selling someone the rope to hang themselves by?

If only we had something in this massive govt that would audit these things.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM (et1vG)

160 Imagine where we would be today if Trump didn't survive.

I truly think we came that close to civil war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:18 PM (Ud7de)
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Election season ain't over yet.

All it takes is ONE lucky shot...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)
***

Need to seriously think about this.
You know the "Stay Calm" speeches have already been written. The plans to "look serious in this time of national crisis" have already been written. I'd not be surprised if some of the actors have already rehearsed their parts.
For us, we need to genuinely think about how to prepare and what to do.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM (W/lyH)

161 Every parent who lost a child to fentanyl should sue the federal government.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM (Him2A)

162 LRB was a great band.

There, I said it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM (XJl7d)

163 This is Cloward and Piven strategy right on down the line. Overload the system with millions of illegals , give them benefits, push US citizens out the way and collapse the system.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 12:22 PM (k2SDB)
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These days, every time I hear "Cloward and Piven" I'm reminded of Pinky and the Brain. The Brain always had elaborate schemes to cause maximum chaos and then he'd seize power, but he was always a big vague on how he'd do it.

The Underpants Gnomes have more coherent strategy than Cloward and Piven.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM (7fElN)

164 142 Can't believe this idiot is possibly gonna be the first female president.

I always hoped it would be someone from our side.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20

If we have a country where people are this dumb, I am with YD. It’s time to do what countries have done since time immemorial and split us up. A divorce - hopefully a non violent one- and no alimony fir the blue states, either. Or child support. They are on their own and all the illegals have 5 days to get to a blue state or back home.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:27 PM (p4NUW)

165 When your government steals elections in broad daylight, you have a serious, probably fatal problem.

But if its openly attempting to kill the opposition candidate, there is no chance of ever fixing it. It has to go, like yesterday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 12:27 PM (0FoWg)

166 So, by this theory... would Chicago be yacht rock?

The official list is here:
https://www.yachtornyacht.com/

The definition is roughly "soft rock with a strong swing feel". So, for instance, any Steely Dan song with Bernard "You Done Hired The Hit-Maker" Purdie on drums rates highly, because that dude can capital-S Swing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

167 What are the chances of this story being carried by the MSM? Yeah, I thought so.

Wish there was a way to make them accountable for suppressing stories like this that the American public deserves to know.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at September 20, 2024 12:27 PM (Oq/TM)

168 Forget an 'honest' media.

I'd rather the entire institution DIAF. No politician today an articulate what they do, how they craft legislation without the media running point for them.

Not one.

To hear them try to discuss important topics without a script and friendly press is like listening to rabid monkeys on meth. Nonsensical.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 12:27 PM (Q4IgG)

169 >>LRB was a great band.


Little River Band?

Def Yacht Rock

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2024 12:28 PM (5OCrR)

170 “The "Replacement Migration" document produced by the United Nations in 2000 discusses the concept of replacement migration
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Another convoluted communist solution to a simple problem.
A problem they created by devolving, disintegrating, and degrading the nuclear family.

The solution is simple: Glorify motherhood, glorify male responsibility to the family, glorify the family and there will be so many kids the alarmists will be writing fairy tales about famine.

Order of Maternal Glory
https://tinyurl.com/bdmmkdnw

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:28 PM (IjJkn)

171 So that message on the dishwasher that says 163 means there are 2 hours and 43 minutes to go

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (fwDg9)

172 "look, first of all, I grew up a middle class Czar..."

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (pZ0Mr)

173 150 So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Fellas, it's been good ta know ya!
Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:24 PM (/7KEl)
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Let's just hope you didn't buy it from an Israeli front company...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (7fElN)

174 Def Yacht Rock
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2024 12:28 PM (5OCrR)
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Yep.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (XJl7d)

175 Just thought about Oprah having Kumswallow on and Oprah having to do a word-salad save for her.

Does Oprah have to give equal time to Trump now?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (eUEaT)

176 >> Bernard "You Done Hired The Hit-Maker" Purdie on drums rates highly, because that dude can capital-S Swing.


Bill Ward.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (5OCrR)

177 Sebastian no, much simpler, the GOP could stop or build a political bonfire forcing choices on voters and incumbents, but it does nothing of the sort.

Not sure who “we” or even “they” are here, but you have policy results, with zero effective action by anyone to stop it. And only intermittent and generally ineffective voter revolts (2010, 2016) to counter.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2024 12:30 PM (SSuxC)

178 Coverage any of this will get in the msm or on Yahoo News or Facebook News or Apple News: zero point zero

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:30 PM (D9GoZ)

179 So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.


Cut the red wire!!! The Red Wire!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:31 PM (W/lyH)

180 155 Doing the jobs, living in the hotels, getting the benefits Americans don't have access to!
Posted by: Czarina Harris at September 20, 2024 12:25 PM (+9G3c)

Got behind one of those "sparks of divinity" at the grocery store this morning. She was having trouble with her "debit" card and the clerk had to do it for her... 200 dollars worth and the clerk explained to her that her balance was 1500 dollars.No habla English

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:31 PM (IyPmt)

181 Does Oprah have to give equal time to Trump now?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (eUEaT)
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MSM has long played the, "It's an interview and totally not a campaign ad" game for years and gotten away with it.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:32 PM (XJl7d)

182 Did anyone see Trump on Gutfeld the other night? How did it go?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 12:32 PM (PhMTi)

183 Why are these Assassination Teams still running around free, if they know who they are?

There's covering up after the crime, and there's covering up before the crime. We do it all!

Posted by: The FBI at September 20, 2024 12:32 PM (3fFru)

184 I repeat my question I posted during the Morning Report...what are we prepared to do, God forbid, is this happens? We are in Third World Shithole territory. And that should scare the living shit out of every law abiding citizen.
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Consider that they have tried twice--that we know of--to get Trump killed.
And, they see, same as you and me that one of the most likely outcomes being war.
And they think they'll win that fight ....

That's what scares me: People who think they'll win a war, any war, quick and easy are the most dangerous.
Both the North and the South believed they'd whip the other in a few weeks or less.
600k dead, 4 years of war, and the permanent destruction of the republic is what they won.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 12:32 PM (0awbi)

185 @163 "Perfessor", but at least at this point the C + P is working. Over 11 million illegals let in , the big cities and blue states are going broke and crime is in fact spiking. Add in the defund the police, no cash bail and the courts being stripped of ability to sentence properly and collapse is inevitable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (k2SDB)

186 Does Oprah have to give equal time to Trump now?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (eUEaT)

She has had Trump on her show a few times in the 90's and was very impressed by him, as was her audience. There are a few YouTube videos of those moments. Of course, he wasn't running for president and threatening the left's kingdom. His appearance on Gutfeld was great!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (iODuv)

187 175 Just thought about Oprah having Kumswallow on and Oprah having to do a word-salad save for her.

Does Oprah have to give equal time to Trump now?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 12:29 PM (eUEaT)

Forget Oprah.. Trump's visit to Gutfeld garnered 4 + million.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (IyPmt)

188
For us, we need to genuinely think about how to prepare and what to do.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:26 PM

I think about it - a lot based on two attempts now - but have no idea what I would do. Something, I'm sure... but what?

Burn down the courthouse where my deed is stored? Bad plan. I'm open to ideas.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM)

189 Over half a MILLION illegals - er, “asylum petitioners - have been flown *directly* into the US interior since these vile cretins took over.

The complete farce and disaster that is now the US immigration system is really barely appreciated even by those who rightly oppose it all.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (SSuxC)

190 Why all this talk of future assassination attempts when mail-in voting assures Harris of victory? Do any of you actually believe she is going to lose?

Posted by: sabbasam at September 20, 2024 12:34 PM (mxEar)

191 Note that Texas shut down their border, so the feds started flying illegals from CA to Texas. They were determined to get those illegals in, using our tax dollars.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:34 PM (lTGtQ)

192 So that message on the dishwasher that says 163 means there are 2 hours and 43 minutes to go

Among other things.

Posted by: Mossad Household Appliances, Inc. at September 20, 2024 12:34 PM (xjAvD)

193 by the way, like most I generally disregard public polling when it comes to general election stuff, but there are other polls that point to things.

Such as a poll that shows people 55-45% support "mass deportations." Which candidate is pushing that? Which candidate is acting repulsed by that?

voters favor Trump's policy 55-45, just as they strongly favor him on the economy. Those are the two biggest issues of this election, and Trump is running away with the issue.

But I'm supposed to believe the race is tied or that Trump is barely losing?

Sure jan.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (pZ0Mr)

194 Cut the red wire!!! The Red Wire!!!
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[turns page] ... after ensuring the Green Wire has been cut first.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (CEzQx)

195 (+9G3c)

Got behind one of those "sparks of divinity" at the grocery store this morning. She was having trouble with her "debit" card and the clerk had to do it for her... 200 dollars worth and the clerk explained to her that her balance was 1500 dollars.No habla English
Posted by: It's me donna
--------------------------------

Anger at them is misplaced. Focus on the source.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (IjJkn)

196 "They have pledged to carry out the largest deportation – a mass deportation – in American history. Imagine what that would look like!”
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It's easy if you try.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (iZbyp)

197 190 Why all this talk of future assassination attempts when mail-in voting assures Harris of victory? Do any of you actually believe she is going to lose?

Pessimist that I am, I still hold out hope for a Trump win

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (IyPmt)

198 Couldn’t Texas have simply refused those planes the ability to land at their airports? Or greet the illegals on the tarmac, put them on a bus and send them to NYC.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (D9GoZ)

199 Imagine this bint wins the election. Lord help us.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (kTtqN)

200 163 "Perfessor", but at least at this point the C + P is working. Over 11 million illegals let in , the big cities and blue states are going broke and crime is in fact spiking. Add in the defund the police, no cash bail and the courts being stripped of ability to sentence properly and collapse is inevitable

Posted by: Smell the Glove



And most of them have voter registration.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (lTGtQ)

201 Why all this talk of future assassination attempts when mail-in voting assures Harris of victory? Do any of you actually believe she is going to lose?
Posted by: sabbasam at September 20, 2024 12:34 PM (mxEar)
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Most likely, the Junta doesn't believe they can pull off another steal, or, they don't want to, hence assassination.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (XJl7d)

202 Just thought about Oprah having Kumswallow on and Oprah having to do a word-salad save for her.

The good thing about Kamala's word salad is that even in an Oprah audience I suspect there were previously uninformed voters who said, "What the heck is Harris talking about?!" and started to do some investigation outside Pravda media. Looking outside traditional media was what convinced me not to vote for Obama, and doing the same convinced Nicole Shanahan to reevaluate her views about Trump voters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (dTTBf)

203 Over half a MILLION illegals - er, “asylum petitioners - have been flown *directly* into the US interior since these vile cretins took over.

Even in my rural area. It's who all the new multi-unit housing is for. (multi-unit housing, in my area?!)

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (xjAvD)

204 GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump
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One for each of the Five Eyes.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (LCr8f)

205 Wyatt Earp!

How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 12:37 PM (00Rtw)

206 Five Eyes.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (LCr8f)

Too soon.

Posted by: Hazbolla at September 20, 2024 12:37 PM (LCr8f)

207 Anger at them is misplaced. Focus on the source.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (IjJkn)

I'm mad at both

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

208 In my small-ish city not long ago Americans could be seen doing work like roofing, road consyruction, even yard work.

All that is now 100% done by illegals. Took less than 5 years for it to go 180. Coming soon to every small town in America.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (D9GoZ)

209 Couldn’t Texas have simply refused those planes the ability to land at their airports? Or greet the illegals on the tarmac, put them on a bus and send them to NYC.

Posted by: News Update



They literally land them in the middle of the night, and DHS agents are on the ground to prevent people from intervening.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (lTGtQ)

210 Do any of you actually believe she is going to lose?

I don't know the sequence of events, but she or her replacement are absolutely going to lose. There will be shenanigans, but the dust will settle in our favor.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (xjAvD)

211 G.E. washer has no digital. There's a rocker switch for air dry/heat and a knob for light or heavy wash. It's two years old. Ordered it from HomelyDepot.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (IjJkn)

212 Did Tampon Tim give nuclear secrets to China?

Probably.

https://tinyurl.com/2tuctszs

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (Ud7de)

213 85 I saw Shitposter NPC open for Chilliwack at Moosejaw Arena in '79.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM (IXZGh)

Chilliwack - that's a band name I haven't heard in a long time. FWIW, I saw the Headpins perform in Portland in the late 80s. Headpins was started by Brian MacLeod, former member of Chilliwack.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (VGRuw)

214 198 Couldn’t Texas have simply refused those planes the ability to land at their airports?

maybe, if they knew they were coming

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

215 Interesting mental shift here in "What do we do when it happens"

I was wondering if this would happen.

Now you can realize how fucked we truly are.

Posted by: pawn at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (QB+5g)

216 Anger at them is misplaced. Focus on the source.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:35 PM (IjJkn)

I'm mad at both
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

I have vast reservoirs of enmity. Plenty to go around.

Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (OguvZ)

217
testified Heitke, who retired in summer 2023 and appeared voluntarily before the panel




I'd take him more seriously if he'd gone the whistleblower route back when he was still with the Border Patrol, rather than waiting until he'd secured his pension.

I believe him, but I'm also worried about whether he's some sort of Uniparty plant, or if he was threatened if he disclosed any of this info before he retired.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

218 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

219 Anyone use "yakety sax" for the soundtrack of splodey pager terrorist videos yet? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (cCxiu)

220
Sounds like Donna isn't going to be happy when her friend in line shows up with her new IRS badge and translater to do an audit.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (j4U/Z)

221 Do any of you actually believe she is going to lose?

Thanks ever so much, You forgot "The Republic is over. We're all going to die. What's the sense is voting?."

Please report back to Soros Co for your $25.00 dollar trolling fee.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (dTTBf)

222
I believe him, but I'm also worried about whether he's some sort of Uniparty plant, or if he was threatened if he disclosed any of this info before he retired.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (y9nCu)

Nobody outside right wing media will ever find out about this. No need to threaten since it won’t affect anything.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (D9GoZ)

223 Where my wife and I are vacationing, average house price is over 7 figures. Naturally, low income housing was built on some prime real estate in the area. My first thought was, yeah, they need accommodations for the serfs who do all of the low paying menial jobs in the area.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (XJl7d)

224 197
Pessimist that I am, I still hold out hope for a Trump win
Posted by: It's me donna at September

I am praying for this every morning. Not just a driving in your car, let me say a little prayer. But true, focused prayer for sanity in this country. I am not sure God cares about the difference between those two efforts, but just in case.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (QzINz)

225 GAETZ: Senior DHS Official says there are five known assassination teams in the U.S. targeting Donald Trump

Be assured that any additional teams are not getting per diem but are still eligible for the bounty. That's all the budget allows.

Posted by: DHS at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (xjAvD)

226 From zerohedge....

Attendees in studio included actors Bryan Cranston, Chris Rock, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Meryl Streep appearing via webcam.

Along with the grassroots organizations, the celebrities were stumping for Harris and urging any remaining undecided voters to support the vice president.





Must be nice to be rich enough to be able to afford food, housing AND gas.....

Posted by: Stateless at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (jvJvP)

227 Texas should declare itself a sanctuary state from Federal taxes until the border is secure.

Let's have that fight.

A simple declaration:
"No state resources shall be used directly or indirectly to enforce any provision of the federal tax code until the Governor deems the border secure."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (0awbi)

228 Did y'all see this story out of Kentucky?

A Sheriff shot to death a Judge in the Judge's chambers.

http://tiny.cc/aywmzz

The news story says the motive is unknown. However, the local area is buzzing with the rumor the Judge was having an inappropriate relationship with the Sheriff's underaged daughter. I don't know if that's true, but the Judge definitely has pedo face.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

229 I am praying for this every morning. Not just a driving in your car, let me say a little prayer. But true, focused prayer for sanity in this country. I am not sure God cares about the difference between those two efforts, but just in case.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (QzINz)

Me too... It can't hurt

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (IyPmt)

230 If this election is even close it means we're a dangerously stupid country. But I guess we already knew that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (FnYdS)

231 Babylon Bee Strikes Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.

"I will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump," Biden said. "It's long overdue."

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (Ud7de)

232 218 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?
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Yankee Refugees?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (W3T6M)

233 “They have pledged to carry out the largest deportation – a mass deportation – in American history. Imagine what that would look like!”
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Here it is:

https://tinyurl.com/43c32erk

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (IjJkn)

234 163 "Perfessor", but at least at this point the C + P is working. Over 11 million illegals let in , the big cities and blue states are going broke and crime is in fact spiking. Add in the defund the police, no cash bail and the courts being stripped of ability to sentence properly and collapse is inevitable

Posted by: Smell the Glove



And most of them have voter registration.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:36 PM (lTGtQ)
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Collapse is working, sure. That's the first part of the plan. Rebuilding working systems afterwards?

THAT is going to be HARD, assuming it can even be done at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (7fElN)

235 The news story says the motive is unknown. However, the local area is buzzing with the rumor the Judge was having an inappropriate relationship with the Sheriff's underaged daughter. I don't know if that's true, but the Judge definitely has pedo face.

Posted by: bonhomme

-

The unspoken bit is that both men had intimate knowledge of the legal system and acted accordingly.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (7h9jE)

236 Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (QzINz)

God for you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (dTTBf)

237 “they” are here, but you have policy results, with zero effective action by anyone to stop it. And only intermittent and generally ineffective voter revolts (2010, 2016) to counter.
Posted by: rhomboid

Welcome my son,
welcome to the machine.

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (FhXTo)

238 Death by a thousand cuts, that is the globalist plan for America, England and Europe. Kamala is part of that plan.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 20, 2024 12:44 PM (zzdrL)

239 The news story says the motive is unknown. However, the local area is buzzing with the rumor the Judge was having an inappropriate relationship with the Sheriff's underaged daughter. I don't know if that's true, but the Judge definitely has pedo face.

Posted by: bonhomme at September

I saw it when it was breaking, but no details when I read it last night.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:44 PM (QzINz)

240 228 Did y'all see this story out of Kentucky?

A Sheriff shot to death a Judge in the Judge's chambers.

http://tiny.cc/aywmzz

The news story says the motive is unknown. However, the local area is buzzing with the rumor the Judge was having an inappropriate relationship with the Sheriff's underaged daughter. I don't know if that's true, but the Judge definitely has pedo face.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 12:42 PM (Odg76)

Judge - meet the Judge.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2024 12:44 PM (N39Ws)

241 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

Obama won NC in 2008. They have a Dem Governor. Trump barely won there in 2020 by 1%. NC is not the deep red state you think it is.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:44 PM (D9GoZ)

242
I've settled on 44% being Kamala's number, with Trump at 52%.

Logic? That is Biden's approval rating.

But after watching a video this morning of how quick and easy it was to 'adjust' the totals on a Dominion voting machine* - two minutes, maybe half a dozen keystrokes - I'm feeling a little less certain about the outcome.

* They simply swapped the outcome of the two candidates.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 12:45 PM (RKVpM)

243 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (dTTBf

And "good for you" as well, but God is for you too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:45 PM (dTTBf)

244 > I have vast reservoirs of enmity. Plenty to go around.

Enmity is such an awesome word. I'm glad to see usage of it in the wild.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 12:45 PM (Odg76)

245 >>> 209
==
They literally land them in the middle of the night, and DHS agents are on the ground to prevent people from intervening.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (lTGtQ)

Of course they do. Scum.

How much time before 'something' will remain, once DeSantis or Abbott or maybe someone we don't expect, has their State Troopers arrest the DHS agents and everyone on the plane...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 12:45 PM (FnneF)

246 Attendees in studio included actors Bryan Cranston, Chris Rock, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Meryl Streep appearing via webcam.

Along with the grassroots organizations, the celebrities were stumping for Harris and urging any remaining undecided voters to support the vice president.
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Kompromat works doesn't it? BTW, I thought Meryl Streep was dead. What happened?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:45 PM (W3T6M)

247 26
They're eating the pets
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

248 Judge either slept with his wife, raped his daughter or his son.

That's about the list where a dude will just go calmly end someone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (Ud7de)

249 236 Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:41 PM (QzINz)

God for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September

Does he care, Fen? Because I have a lot of those other types of prayers while I am in my car! 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (QzINz)

250 I have vast reservoirs of enmity. Plenty to go around.
Posted by: spindrift at September 20, 2024 12:39 PM (OguvZ)

It's popping up like weeds in fields where I used to grow...other things.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (MVEHk)

251
So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Maybe it will stop at 007

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (63Dwl)

252 I think about it - a lot based on two attempts now - but have no idea what I would do. Something, I'm sure... but what?

Burn down the courthouse where my deed is stored? Bad plan. I'm open to ideas.
Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 20, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM)
***

There is no guide book.
Look to yourself and your family needs first. Then play it by ear. If these assholes are successful, reactions will vary.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH)

253 Them media blackout of these testimonies continues and will no cease.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (+oR7L)

254 241 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)
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NC is NYC light.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (IjJkn)

255 Just heard some clips of Kamal word sad in response to question about specific proposals on the border and the economy (I think it was on Oprah) . Just the same BS, blame Trump talking points. You would think she would have some canned repsonse with specific, even if it was a lie.

As stupid as her answers were, was even worse the audience's wild applause. They don't want specifics, just stupid word salad made for LIV's

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 12:47 PM (GUOwU)

256 So when is the Vance vs Walz debate?
ha ha I crack myself up

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

257 Kammie sure did a bang-up job of Border Tsar-ing, didn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (odUHk)

258 > The news story says the motive is unknown. However, the local area is buzzing with the rumor the Judge was having an inappropriate relationship with the Sheriff's underaged daughter. I don't know if that's true, but the Judge definitely has pedo face.
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Not 'just' the Sheriff's daughter either...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (Q4IgG)

259 Harris has the power to make the economy great right now. Like today. What is she waiting for?

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (D9GoZ)

260 Why is anyone convinced by fantastically wealthy celebrities touting candidates? I expect-but don't know that the actor in "Reagan" probably isn't voting for Kamala, but I don't know that and even if I did it wouldn't influence my vote if I were undecided.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (dTTBf)

261 For every ill event they wish upon this great country, may they suffer seven times seven as much ill in return.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (AR3Ge)

262 Treasonous criminals used to be punished. Now they run for president.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (Aoykm)

263
Border Official: Biden-Harris Administration Ordered Us to Bury Data About Terror Suspects Crossing the Border, So They Could Continue Pretending There Is No Border Crisis


Great job, a-holes!

No one even thought to expose this dangerous criminal dereliction of duty as it was happening?

Welp, dick kicks and cunt punts for everyone!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (eDfFs)

264 But Oprah, Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep!

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

265 “ Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?”

NC is becoming another dogshit state taken over by libs. That little bitch Josh Stein is leading over Robinson for governor. Stein’s campaign also just conspired with CNN do dump a fake story about Robinson. F NC, I have no idea why anyone would want to move there.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (AEwIA)

266 Come December, we're either going to be reading articles mocking Trump for taking wild swings in New York (and, by proxy, New Jersey) when he should have been focusing on the media-approved swing states of PA, GA, and NC, or we'll be reading articles talking about how Trump did the impossible, similar to post-2016

I hope for the latter and my hope is based on the fact that he hasn't surrounded himself with idiots: Trump is campaigning in New York, and pitching them the same message he pitched to Michigan in 2016. He even used the same line "what have you got to lose?" His speech made it sound like the state is winnable if Republicans in NY actually turned out.

something is telling his campaign managers that, and it's not public polls.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (pZ0Mr)

267 260 Why is anyone convinced by fantastically wealthy celebrities touting candidates? I expect-but don't know that the actor in "Reagan" probably isn't voting for Kamala, but I don't know that and even if I did it wouldn't influence my vote if I were undecided.,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (dTTBf)

He said he was voting for Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

268 > God is for you too.

Seconded.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (Odg76)

269 posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (QzINz)

In my opinion, God hears all prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (dTTBf)

270 That's about the list where a dude will just go calmly end someone.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (Ud7de

Scratch my truck
Take the last beer
Say "nucular"
....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (nPLkK)

271 241 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?


- too many colleges - you get the Northern students (it's a big deal here to go to college there for some reason) plus even their FAMILIES (also a thing now for the empty nesters to FOLLOW their poor kids to college)
- the "wrong" kind of newcomers from up north - loads of Pharma jobs down there so you get our most leftist and corrupt wealthy denizens down there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (s3qiR)

272 241 Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

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I suspect that there's going to be a decent sized polling miss in NC.

Trump won't win NC by 10, but 3-5 seems doable.

The migration has made NC redder like FL, not bluer, like CO because the migration since 2020 is materially different from previous migrations. The GOP superlegislature forced through election integrity measures over Democrat governor Cooper's veto.

NC getting called within an hour for Trump is going to be an early sign of what the American people want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

273 So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Fellas, it's been good ta know ya!
Posted by: Don Black
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My voice mail system, when playing back messages, after the last message intones 'This Is The Final Message'. Kinda creepy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (XeU6L)

274 NC has a huge technical and medical development sector, there is name for it, the _ _ _ Triangle.
Deep blue stronghold.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (MeG8a)

275 264 But Oprah, Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep!
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

Dinosaurs

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (IyPmt)

276 Harris has the power to make the economy great right now. Like today. What is she waiting for?
Posted by: News Update
.....

The price of BJ's to go up?

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

277 Bet he didn't shoot the judge because he didn't like his tie

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (fwDg9)

278 Why is anyone convinced by fantastically wealthy celebrities touting candidates?

—

Not just candidates. Celebrities do product endorsements all the time. Athletes too. It must work otherwise companies wouldn’t waste the money. It’s stupid, but our country is filled with a lot of stupid people.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (D9GoZ)

279 Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

I didn't hear that, but I expect having done a positive movie on Reagan he wasn't goingeto pull the lever for Kamala who seems almost as far from REagan as one could get.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (dTTBf)

280 Who am I missing?
Posted by: Methos at September 20, 2024 12:09 PM (Dnobf)

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (odUHk)

281
What's the limit on a cash transaction being reported now?

No cash was a funny conspiracy theory I used to laugh at, too.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 12:52 PM (j4U/Z)

282 274 NC has a huge technical and medical development sector, there is name for it, the _ _ _ Triangle.
Deep blue stronghold.
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That's old news. New news is Charlotte becoming a Finance Center. Shit tons of Carpetbaggers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:52 PM (W3T6M)

283 Dinosaurs
Posted by: It's me donna
......

Filthy rich dinosaurs. From middle class neighborhoods that cared about their lawns.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

284 Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:51 PM (D9GoZ)

I am blessed that I don't have a working T.V. and don' t have cable since it means that I don't get stupid ads except on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (dTTBf)

285 Sounds like the sheriff shooting the judge is possibly the opening salvo for the frontier justice we're headed for.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (XJl7d)

286 A game company made a game about Wukong the legendary monkey king of Chinese mythology.

And a bunch of the game review companies are dissing the game because it isn't diverse enough.

That's right a game about an Asian mythological character has...Asian characters. Shocking I know.

They didn't have a single black viking, American Indian ninja, or even a blue haired causcasian lesbian witch.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (oZhjI)

287 Here's the brain power of half this country.

Prices of everything has skyrocketed and we can barely afford anything, including rent. Can't buy a house or a car.

Trump caused it, Biden tried to fix it but Harris will actually fix it. Because...reasons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (Ud7de)

288 251
So I'm running the new dishwasher for the first time. What I thought was a digital clock on the front display is actually a countdown timer.

The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Maybe it will stop at 007
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 12:46 PM (63Dwl)

I wouldn't stand in front of it when it reaches 0.
--Hezball-less

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (N39Ws)

289 Harris has the power to make the economy great right now. Like today. What is she waiting for?
Posted by: News Update "


Trump won't let her. He is keeping prices high to win the election.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (GUOwU)

290 223 Where my wife and I are vacationing, average house price is over 7 figures. Naturally, low income housing was built on some prime real estate in the area. My first thought was, yeah, they need accommodations for the serfs who do all of the low paying menial jobs in the area.

make america kuwait again?

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (sGtp+)

291 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 20, 2024 12:54 PM (DobEs)

292 282 That's old news. New news is Charlotte becoming a Finance Center. Shit tons of Carpetbaggers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September

HON moved its headquarters there, too, from NJ bringing everyone with them.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 12:54 PM (QzINz)

293 Not just candidates. Celebrities do product endorsements all the time. Athletes too. It must work otherwise companies wouldn’t waste the money. It’s stupid, but our country is filled with a lot of stupid people.

Gotta say the Robot Insurance from Sam Waterson looks like a good deal...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:54 PM (oZhjI)

294 0 Why is anyone convinced by fantastically wealthy celebrities touting candidates? I expect-but don't know that the actor in "Reagan" probably isn't voting for Kamala, but I don't know that and even if I did it wouldn't influence my vote if I were undecided.,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (dTTBf)

He said he was voting for Trump...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 12:49 PM (IyPmt)

His formerly crazy brother is voting for Trump. I think the crazy allegations may have been overblown as Randy Quaid appears quite lucid these days.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 12:54 PM (D6PGr)

295 “ Anyone here from NC ? Why doesn't Trump have a huge lead there ?”

NC is becoming another dogshit state taken over by libs. That little bitch Josh Stein is leading over Robinson for governor. Stein’s campaign also just conspired with CNN do dump a fake story about Robinson. F NC, I have no idea why anyone would want to move there.
Posted by: Truthbomb
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Locusts. In the last election, a minority of voters were NC natives. The Dems have actually been running a nasty door-to-door campaign against Robinson. I have the flyers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (XeU6L)

296 Trump won't let her. He is keeping prices high to win the election.
Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (GUOwU)

Damn that guy!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (Ud7de)

297 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I demand that somebody somewhere do something about this! We need hearings and commissions and fact-finding studies and subpoenas and testimonies and affidavits and congressional grandstanding and strongly worded letters dammit!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (PWI4f)

298 285 Sounds like the sheriff shooting the judge is possibly the opening salvo for the frontier justice we're headed for.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (XJl7d)

OK, ok, just this once, i'll Back The Blue.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (nPLkK)

299 282 That's old news. New news is Charlotte becoming a Finance Center. Shit tons of Carpetbaggers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:52 PM (W3T6M)

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Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and TD have had headquarters here for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

300 Judge musta done something more than fuck his wife. That may be killing reason if caught in the act, you lose your shit and do it. But not pre mediated over it.

Gotta some be some pedo shit.

Hopefully a jury of 12 will say atta boy.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (D9GoZ)

301 Trump won't let her. He is keeping prices high to win the election.

Then: Emmanuel Goldstein

Now: Donald Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:56 PM (oZhjI)

302 HON moved its headquarters there, too, from NJ bringing everyone with them.
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Yep. My families counties, Union, Iredell and Mecklenburg are unrecognizable to me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:56 PM (W3T6M)

303 the old DW was loud, took about an hour, and did a good job. The new DW is so quiet I'm not sure it's running. And boy howdy those detergent pods aren't cheap.

but it's stainless steel and looks cool in my kitchen

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:56 PM (/7KEl)

304 Kammie sure did a bang-up job of Border Tsar-ing, didn't she?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 12:48 PM (odUHk)



Czaring be hard, Yo!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 12:56 PM (W/lyH)

305 No media outrage over transporting illegal aliens to a different state because they used planes and not busses. Very clever of the Biden admin.

Posted by: Wodun at September 20, 2024 12:57 PM (JQ/OL)

306 Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and TD have had headquarters here for decades.
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Yep. Once Atlanta couldn't keep up with its growth the growth went to Charlotte. Prior to that was the IBMers moving to Raleigh. Half of my HS was from White Plains, NY.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 12:57 PM (W3T6M)

307 NC is like Georgia. Used to be red and has trended purple as northerners moved there. Didn’t happen overnight but it happened and continues to do so. It’s not one specific reason or area, just a general trend of demographic shifts.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 12:57 PM (D9GoZ)

308 Gotta some be some pedo shit.

Hopefully a jury of 12 will say atta boy.

That happened in TX a few years ago. Guy caught a pedo trying to assault his daughter and beat him to death. The police arrested him, the DA charged him, and the jury told the government to get bent and found him innocent.

While this case was great news, conservatives have been terrible at using the power of the jury box to this point.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 12:57 PM (oZhjI)

309 Judge musta done something more than fuck his wife. That may be killing reason if caught in the act, you lose your shit and do it. But not pre mediated over it.

Gotta some be some pedo shit.

Rumors from the local area Facebook group are the Judge was doing pedo shit.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 12:58 PM (Odg76)

310 >>>I am blessed that I don't have a working T.V. and don' t have cable since it means that I don't get stupid ads except on the internet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------------------------

Try the Brave browser.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 12:58 PM (IjJkn)

311 To be fair, Biden-Harris have made a near millionaire. Thanks mostly to the near doubling in the value of the house I bought during covid.

I suppose I should be more grateful to the regime.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 12:58 PM (GUOwU)

312 296 Trump won't let her. He is keeping prices high to win the election.
Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 12:53 PM (GUOwU)

Damn that guy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 12:55 PM (Ud7de)

It's hilarious. What's her pitch? "Put me in to fix Trump's America?" They already did four years ago, you goofity ass hoochie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (nPLkK)

313 I think NC and GA will both be like FL in 2020: easy wins for Trump with lower margins than one might expect (he won FL by 3.5), but still called within an hour of polls closing.

PA will take weeks to count, though. For reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

314 299 I thought Wells Fargo was headquartered in San Fran.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (v6JzV)

315 @EndWokeness
BREAKING: The White House just held its first cabinet meeting in 11 months

Jill Biden sat at the head of the table.

https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1837174096263795030

I guess Jill's the Preznit now, chairing Cabinet meetings
this is in your face, FU level stuff right here

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (/7KEl)

316 I mean, we knew all this stuff.

I read about the assassination teams last night. I’d like to say I’m surprised but, I’m not.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (sUueF)

317 314 299 I thought Wells Fargo was headquartered in San Fran.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (v6JzV)

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That's probably their main headquarters. They have regional ones too. There's one in Columbus, OH as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

318 Whoopi in space?

Earth will have an extra "mini-moon" for a few months this year

Earth will get a second moon for about two months this year when a small asteroid begins to orbit our planet. The asteroid was discovered in August and is set to become a mini-moon, revolving around Earth in a horseshoe shape from Sept. 29 to Nov. 25.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (L/fGl)

319 KumAllah's campaign will be studied in colleges.

Accuse your opponent of everything you've done or plan on doing. When they sit there, incredulous, just explain to the voters you are as shocked as they are that he would do such a thing.

Talk around an answer, but never answer.

Never give an interview unless you have compromising evidence on your interviewer.

Always change your accent depending on the crowd you are talking to.

What else?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (Ud7de)

320 On January 3, 2021, just three days before the protest, General Milley recalled the president saying, “Hey, look at this. There’s going to be a large amount of protesters here on the 6th. Make sure that you have sufficient National Guard or Soldiers to make sure it’s a safe event.”

Trump reportedly added, “I don’t care if you use Guard, or Soldiers, active duty Soldiers, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure it’s safe.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

321 HON moved its headquarters there, too, from NJ bringing everyone with them.

This is the problem - when individual refugees move from blue states to red states, they tend to be conservative.

When entire businesses move from blue states to red states, the employees they bring with them tend to be left-wing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)

322 That's probably their main headquarters. They have regional ones too. There's one in Columbus, OH as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


And River City, Iowa?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

323 264 But Oprah, Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep!

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Low IQ types think that this is a good reason to vote for Kamala. Normal people think this is a good reason to hate Oprah, Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep (I thought she was dead?)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (zzdrL)

324 God for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (dTTBf)

Are you doing like an Oprah thing now? That's awesome. You get God. And you get God! And YOU get God!!!

Posted by: Hazbolla at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr8f)

325 Geez bad sock for that one.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr8f)

326 NC getting called within an hour for Trump is going to be an early sign of what the American people want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)
__________

"Vee veel kall NC no lezz dan zwolf hours after da polls close, ja?"

-- Fox Media Nazi Scumbags

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

327 322 That's probably their main headquarters. They have regional ones too. There's one in Columbus, OH as well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


And River City, Iowa?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV)

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They've got HQs in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

328 It's also hilarious how the current, sitting President of the United States of America is completely off of everyone's radar. His memory may live on in impolite stickers on lifted pickup trucks across the land, but other than that this fucker is gone like a fart in a hurricane.

And yet he is still the actual, current President.

How can a one-termer president be not only a lame duck, but a dead, roasted, and half-eaten duck with the pickin's already thrown to the dog? This whole year is beyond ridicule.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (nPLkK)

329 They're trying to engineer a preference cascade or the appearance of one for Kamala. That tells me they are behind and expected to be behind. Because this was planned out a year ago or more.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (LCr8f)

330 320 On January 3, 2021, just three days before the protest, General Milley recalled the president saying, “Hey, look at this. There’s going to be a large amount of protesters here on the 6th. Make sure that you have sufficient National Guard or Soldiers to make sure it’s a safe event.”

Trump reportedly added, “I don’t care if you use Guard, or Soldiers, active duty Soldiers, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure it’s safe.”
Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

"What's that, he called the protestors suckers and losers? And he threw a ketchup bottle at a National Guardsman? Run it!" - MSM

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (KbCG3)

331 I’ve read about fans writing angry emails/letters to actors when their characters do things the fans don’t like. This is how stupid some people are. And so yeah if Julia Roberts says vote for Kumswal these people will.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (D9GoZ)

332 "Wow. This bombshell revelation should end Kamala Harris’s presidential campaign…"

Either Steve Cortes has a drinking problem or he subscribes to Tiger Beat.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (KAi1n)

333
PA will take weeks to count, though. For reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM

It may not be needed by Trump to hit 270.

I stayed up in 2016 until 3 am for Pennsylvania to put Trump over the top. Honest counts in the right states and it becomes immaterial.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (RKVpM)

334 303 the old DW was loud, took about an hour, and did a good job. The new DW is so quiet I'm not sure it's running. And boy howdy those detergent pods aren't cheap.

but it's stainless steel and looks cool in my kitchen
Posted by: Don Black at September

I don’t know what kind you got, but we kept getting leaks with ours when moved in. The Samsung guy told us not to use the mega super tide pods, the low water efficiency part of it made that too much for the DW to handle. He said use the cheaper ones. Haven’t had a leak since.

But, I hate this dishwasher and am still waiting for my promised appliance upgrades. I was told to settle because 1. Appliances were back ordered to kingdom come at the time, we needed to get what we could to move in and 2. I had already over spent my upgrade budget by some order of magnitude.

Reason 2 just proves some people are no fun.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (QzINz)

335 Will someone ask Kamal why she didn't head up the Cabinet Meeting at the WH? Will they ask her why Jill Biden did?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (W3T6M)

336 >>> 324 God for you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 12:43 PM (dTTBf)

Are you doing like an Oprah thing now? That's awesome. You get God. And you get God! And YOU get God!!!
Posted by: Hazbolla at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr8f)

>>> 325 Geez bad sock for that one.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr8f)

Comment(s) of the week???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (FnneF)

337 House Subcommittee on Oversight found transcripts showing Trump ordered the National Guard to the capitol and the Pentagon dragged their feet due to "optics."

I believe this information isn't new, but the transcript is smoking gun evidence.

http://tiny.cc/91xmzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (Odg76)

338 Anger at them is misplaced. Focus on the source.

Because the border thieves were "just doing their jobs"? No, they made a choice to take the salary.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (1ilEC)

339 Trump reportedly added, “I don’t care if you use Guard, or Soldiers, active duty Soldiers, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure it’s safe.”
Posted by: SMOD at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

Trump orders military to violate Posse Comitatus. Impeach!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (nPLkK)

340 What appropriation bill funded these flights? This abuse/misuse of funds should force jail time.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (bXvrr)

341 Little talked-about thing happening in Nebraska and Maine. Those states give split electoral votes to winners depending on districts. Trump won all the districts of NE in 2016 but he lost the Omaha district in 2020, giving Biden and extra vote. Right now, Trump is polling behind Kamala in that district but if he were to win it, there is an easy path for him to pull to a 269-269 tie.

Meanwhile in Maine, Trump is leading in one of the districts that would give him one of ME's electoral votes.

In Nebraska, Trump is sending surrogates to state reps, pushing for them to change back to a winner take all system, ensuring Trump wins all of the states electoral votes. In response, Dems in Maine are pushing for their state to do the same, which would give Kamala an extra vote. The problem in Maine, however, is they have a 90 day grace period after a law is passed before it comes into effect, meaning they wouldn't be able to give all of ME's votes to Kamala in time.

Conceivably, Trump could win ME's one district AND take NE's Omaha district.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 20, 2024 01:03 PM (pZ0Mr)

342 i disagree. I think they are very competent criminals.

Posted by: Bob Bailey at September 20, 2024 01:04 PM (QlcWC)

343 >>> 328 It's also hilarious how the current, sitting President of the United States of America is completely off of everyone's radar. His memory may live on in impolite stickers on lifted pickup trucks across the land, but other than that this fucker is gone like a fart in a hurricane.

And yet he is still the actual, current President.

How can a one-termer president be not only a lame duck, but a dead, roasted, and half-eaten duck with the pickin's already thrown to the dog? This whole year is beyond ridicule.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (nPLkK)

Duck? Where???

Posted by: Haitians in Springfield, OH at September 20, 2024 01:04 PM (FnneF)

344 >>>Cut the red wire!!! The Red Wire!!!
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[turns page] ... after ensuring the Green Wire has been cut first.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)

>This individual conductor silliness really chaps my hide. I prefer the brute force method of slashing all power.

Cutting tits and balls and taking names.

Posted by: Dr. Puffy Combs at September 20, 2024 01:04 PM (nDTFN)

345 Kamaunist will tell you as a border state AG, she knows the border problems with immigration because a border state has a border with another country so people can cross that border into the border state.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 01:04 PM (fwDg9)

346 Biden-Harris border official claims cover-up as he was allegedly ordered to hide release of migrants

Alex, I'll take "Things I will never hear on CNN,MSNBC,ABC,CBS and NBC for $1000 please.

Posted by: DAN at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (eyhcE)

347 Jill Biden sat at the head of the table.

https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1837174096263795030

I guess Jill's the Preznit now, chairing Cabinet meetings
this is in your face, FU level stuff right here
Posted by: Don Black
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Her move on Kanela for primacy.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (IjJkn)

348 DoD purposefully hid this transcript.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (Odg76)

349
Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and TD have had headquarters here for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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When BoA was still a respectable institution, run by Hugh McColl (an ex-Marine, and Tarheel), that was a positive thing. Then, during the Obama bust, Bernanke threatened to destroy Ken Lewis (McColl's successor) if BoA did not swallow Merrill Lynch.
"Jun 10, 2009 · The emails confirm Mr. Bernanke was willing to threaten Mr. Lewis’s removal as CEO if he reneged on the Merrill deal and later sought assistance."

BoA sagged, of course. Ken Lewis was replaced by a man who had no respect whatsoever for the history of the institution, Brian Moynihan. He moved the HQ to *Boston*. I despise the man, and what he has done to the institution.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

350 problem in Maine, however, is they have a 90 day grace period after a law is passed before it comes into effect, meaning they wouldn't be able to give all of ME's votes to Kamala in time.

—

I’ll allow allow it.
- Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (D9GoZ)

351 House Subcommittee on Oversight found transcripts showing Trump ordered the National Guard to the capitol and the Pentagon dragged their feet due to "optics."


IRC at the time Trump asked for NG for the capital the left was arguing he was going to use them to seize the government.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (oZhjI)

352 When our last dishwasher died (it was made by Sears) we decided to not replace it. That decision has been a good one. It doesn't take that long to do dishes after each meal and my power bill is down by about 20%.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (MeG8a)

353 Always change your accent depending on the crowd you are talking to.

What else?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 01:00 PM (Ud7de)

Find your nearest mayor and say "ahhhh".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (nPLkK)

354 Are you doing like an Oprah thing now? That's awesome. You get God. And you get God! And YOU get God!!!
Posted by: Hazbolla


Fen will have TWO pagers sent to you.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (3+vxq)

355 eez bad sock for that one.
Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:01 PM (LCr

LOL. No; I would never do an Oprah thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (dTTBf)

356 > House Subcommittee on Oversight found transcripts showing Trump ordered the National Guard to the capitol and the Pentagon dragged their feet due to "optics."
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If Trump's allowed to reclaim the White House expect a lot of this sort of shit from day one through the end of his term.

Just like last time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (Q4IgG)

357 They literally land them in the middle of the night, and DHS agents are on the ground to prevent people from intervening.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 12:38 PM (lTGtQ)

Maybe the Texas Rangers need to arm up with MANPADS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (75bSB)

358 stayed up in 2016 until 3 am for Pennsylvania to put Trump over the top. Honest counts in the right states and it becomes immaterial.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 01:02 PM (RKVpM)

Only after Wisconsin called it and put Trump over the top. Pennsylvania was going to pull a 2020 in 2016 for her.

Not a question of shadow of a doubt in my mind. I believe she or her reps even said "Stay Tuned" before she supposedly chugged off to bed.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (LCr8f)

359 Bonus points to Trump if in a public speech he calls Jill Biden America's first acting female acting president.

No, its not true that would be Wilson's wife but make Kamala and Jill cat fight...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (oZhjI)

360 I have a Bosch super quiet DW. I pre-rinse/lightly scrub the dishes before they go in. I use the cheap pods and only the quick wash setting (20 minutes) and then a rinse cycle (9 mins). They come out great and I don't spend an hour and a half on electricity.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (KAi1n)

361 Nebraska won’t do shit. Republicans never do law fare .

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (D9GoZ)

362 Anger at them is misplaced. Focus on the source.

-
Damn that Emmanuel Goldstein!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (L/fGl)

363 And yet he is still the actual, current President.

He's set a record for longevity, I think.

Posted by: Office of the Outgoing President of the United States at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (1ilEC)

364 315 @EndWokeness
BREAKING: The White House just held its first cabinet meeting in 11 months

Jill Biden sat at the head of the table.

https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/1837174096263795030

I guess Jill's the Preznit now, chairing Cabinet meetings
this is in your face, FU level stuff right here

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:59 PM (/7KEl)


Joey is there, middle of the table on the left. Usual POTUS position at the middle of the table for Cabinet meetings.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (aBgBM)

365 335 Will someone ask Kamal why she didn't head up the Cabinet Meeting at the WH? Will they ask her why Jill Biden did?
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Dae gonna be a cat fight. Too bad it won't be in a jello pit.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 01:07 PM (IjJkn)

366 Piper it's a Maytag, and it's on its maiden voyage right now. A large collection of sounds coming from it. Clicks, beeps, whirs and assorted sloshing sounds.

But the old one was 1985 vintage and just about worn out.

Now, I need a new fridge, and the transformation of my kitchen from chamber of horrors to 'hey, I like your kitchen' will be complete.

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 01:08 PM (/7KEl)

367 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (3+vxq)

Ha. Some of these sock fails are pretty funny,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 01:08 PM (dTTBf)

368 Fen will have TWO pagers sent to you.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 01:06 PM (3+vxq)

I didn't know she was a Shi'a Presbyterian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:08 PM (nPLkK)

369 When our last dishwasher died (it was made by Sears) we decided to not replace it. That decision has been a good one. It doesn't take that long to do dishes after each meal and my power bill is down by about 20%.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 01:05 PM (MeG8a)
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When I bought my house a dozen years ago, it came with a dishwasher. I think I've used it maybe once or twice.

It really doesn't take THAT much time to do dishes. If anything, it may take less time than a dishwasher.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 01:08 PM (7fElN)

370 Kuntala the demon sludge wouldn't even vow to protect 8 and 9 month old babies. That should have been a campaign ender.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (LCr8f)

371 The US son track to undergo 3 coups in less than 4 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (u82oZ)

372 The dishwasher is counting down to zero.

Fellas, it's been good ta know ya!

If the display changes to "MAZEL TOV", run!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

373 "BREAKING: The White House just held its first cabinet meeting in 11 months

Jill Biden sat at the head of the table.

Posted by: Don Black"
Dr. Jill blathered that inequities in health research spending for women was one of her top priories.

Yes that is a burning issue on everybodies mind holding this country back.

And by inequity I suppose she means some small percentage around 5% that is spent on men health issues.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (GUOwU)

374 Here's video from that same Cabinet meeting of a barely present Joe Biden making a perfunctory statement before tossing control of the meeting to DOCTOR Jill.

http://tiny.cc/q1xmzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (Odg76)

375 Let's be honest, most republican politicians are just waiting for Trump to go away so they can be next.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (Ud7de)

376 Fen will have TWO pagers sent to you.

I've seen multiple photoshops now of Hillary Claus handing out pagers to all the Arkancide victims.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (2ocoG)

377 FenelonSpoke

Has FenelonSpouse gotten better?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (u82oZ)

378 Kamaunist will tell you as a border state AG, she knows the border problems with immigration because a border state has a border with another country so people can cross that border into the border state.
Posted by: Skip


she grew up middle class.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (3+vxq)

379 I got a new dishwasher recently as well. Whisper quiet, I can barely tell it’s on. I always run the extra long, extra hot cycle and the dishes come out looking brand new. Only run it every 2-3 days, wait for it to be completely full.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (D9GoZ)

380 The junta is terrorizing these small towns where they increase the population by 50%. (there was another town of 4000 that had it happen, there must be many more)

It's like they are establishing Little Mogadishu towns, or whatever the term would be for the Voodoo Haitians. And tax dollars (and destructive debt) fund it all. We are not selling the rope, we are buying it for them to hang us.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

381 I got a new dishwasher as well.

Name is Juan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (Ud7de)

382 Another kooky konservative konspriacy theory proved true.... AGAIN.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (17s+e)

383 Dr. Jill blathered that inequities in health research spending for women was one of her top priories.

She means like how breast cancer gets like 90% of the cancer research money?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

384 So they didn't deploy additional resources on J6 due to optics?

Two weeks later, they installed metal fencing around the White House.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (KbCG3)

385 The dishwasher is counting down to zero.




She can count?

(Ducks & runs)

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 01:11 PM (3+vxq)

386 So Dr Jill is now Edith Wilson. Good to know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 01:11 PM (k2SDB)

387 103 Can you feel the joy rising in here?

Posted by: Okra Windfreak at September 20, 2024 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

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We need a meme with the image of Trump grabbing his crotch -- captioned with "I've got your joy rising right here!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 01:11 PM (seynP)

388 384 So they didn't deploy additional resources on J6 due to optics?

Two weeks later, they installed metal fencing around the White House.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (KbCG3)

They had to judo the sainted holy rite of "protesting" into nasty wicked "insurrectioning" first.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (nPLkK)

389 Memes are illegal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (q7hip)

390 Dr. Jill blathered that inequities in health research spending for women was one of her top priories.

She means like how breast cancer gets like 90% of the cancer research money?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

Or how ‘mental health’ spending is practically all for women.

Posted by: News Update at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (D9GoZ)

391 Le Nood

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (fwA58)

392 Israel wiped out the entire command of the Radwan Force with an airstrike. Radwan Force was, until just now, an "elite" branch of Hezbollah.

http://tiny.cc/52xmzz


Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76)

393 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 01:12 PM (CEzQx)

394 It's like they are establishing Little Mogadishu towns, or whatever the term would be for the Voodoo Haitians. And tax dollars (and destructive debt) fund it all. We are not selling the rope, we are buying it for them to hang us.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (Cus5s)

Port-au-Princeling?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 01:13 PM (nPLkK)

395 I wonder how many individuals have SS protection details
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 12:08 PM (n6qDp)

Heard yesterday that they have about 35 protectees and a staff over 6,500.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 20, 2024 12:14 PM

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That is correct. Clearly they need more resources and people to do their job properly /s

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 20, 2024 01:13 PM (1Au9i)

396 So they didn't deploy additional resources on J6 due to optics?

Two weeks later, they installed metal fencing around the White House.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 01:10 PM (KbCG3)

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Nailed it.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 01:13 PM (seynP)

397 The point is, Jill B is not an elected official, the FLOTUS has no role in gummint, and she has no f***ing business sitting at that table

Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 01:14 PM (/7KEl)

398 Only after Wisconsin called it and put Trump over the top. Pennsylvania was going to pull a 2020 in 2016 for her.
that is correct

PA is possibly the most corrupt of all the states. it's chill about it, not in your face like NJ.

but look at even our R governors. Tom Ridge?!!? he's top of the globalist food chain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 01:14 PM (s3qiR)

399
When I bought my house a dozen years ago, it came with a dishwasher. I think I've used it maybe once or twice.

It really doesn't take THAT much time to do dishes. If anything, it may take less time than a dishwasher.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 01:08 PM

If I were you I would still run it about once a month so that the gaskets don't dry out. Or, at least maintain some small level of water in the bottom.

That's what we do. My wife 'prefers' to hand wash, but I'd rather the DW work well for the next owner.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 20, 2024 01:15 PM (RKVpM)

400 First they came for the memes but I was a philosopher, not a meme, so I did nothing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

401 The White House, June 4, 2024
'A Proclamation on Securing the Border'
Briefing Room, Presidential Actions

That's it. All we'll have for now, for the foreseeable future, even if BS because neither the Democratic progressive caucuses, nor the Republican freedom caucuses, will ever approved the current, proposed poc 'border bill' and everyone in Congress & all of their minions know it.

Well played, O & Joe!

And, let us not forget Treaties of which "we must adhere!!'

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 20, 2024 01:21 PM (NFX2v)

402
Has FenelonSpouse gotten better?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2024 01:09 PM (u82oZ)

Yes; he's better. Thanka for asking.

How's your wrist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 01:25 PM (dTTBf)

403 the old DW was loud, took about an hour, and did a good job. The new DW is so quiet I'm not sure it's running. And boy howdy those detergent pods aren't cheap.

but it's stainless steel and looks cool in my kitchen
Posted by: Don Black at September 20, 2024 12:56 PM

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Just don't expect it to last nearly as long as the old one. Major appliance quality has gone to absolute crap and all now have electronic brains that are non-economic to replace when they go bad.

Posted by: Bigsmith at September 20, 2024 01:28 PM (1Au9i)

404
The President, Vice President, Speaker of the House and President Pro Tem of the Senate didn't kill themselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 02:00 PM (BkEzK)

405 Considering the record of the FBI AND CIA, any failures in recording terrorists entering the frontiers of the USA is a distinction without a difference. Where are there successes? What have they stopped? Both agencies need to be discarded and replaced.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 20, 2024 02:26 PM (bXvrr)

406 So arrest and hang this guy. has he not heard of the Nuremberg trials? "Just following orders" doesn't wash.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at September 20, 2024 03:34 PM (NX5U7)

407 RED Remove Every Democrat or RAD Remove All Democrat

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (wGqjj)

408 The "Biden administration"? No.

I want names. Or I'm holding you accountable.

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (doQhm)

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