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Full Court Media Press: We're Not Inciting Our Political Allies to Shoot Trump, Trump Is Inciting His Own Assassins
28% Democrats Proudly Tell a Pollster They Support the Assassination of Trump

We're not the dangerous ones! It's the guy getting shot at every month who's the real danger!

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If you fat cowards want him dead so bad, why don't you step up and do the job yourselves?

Does this work for people on the left? When the left gets all the "death threats" they claim they get (but can never produce, for some reason), can I say they are inciting those threats against themselves, and if they want to feel safe, they should just stop saying things that might anger some people?

The demonic media has decided that Trump incited both assassination attempts against himself.

This is very much like radical Muslims telling us in 2001 that we're causing the terrorism against us, because we say and do things radical Muslims don't like.

Same thing. Only now we're saying and doing thing the extremists leftists don't like. And those extremist leftists are the protected paramilitary forces of the Democrat-Media Party.


"But do you expect to hear anything from the Trump campaign about toning down the rhetoric, toning down the violence, or would that be atypical of the former president?" Witt asked.

...

Witt's questioning about the Trump campaign asking to tone down "the violence" comes after her network, MSNBC, platformed speakers, such as Rep. Gregory Meeks (D-NY) in July, who have claimed Trump is an "existential threat to democracy." Just before the second assassination attempt on Trump on Sunday, MSNBC's Inside with Jen Psaki featured Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX), who argued domestic terrorism in the country is real and that Trump is "the guy that stokes it."

NBC, meanwhile, featured anchor Lester Holt discussing the assassination attempt, saying it comes amid "increasingly fierce rhetoric" on the 2024 campaign trail. Holt argued that Trump and Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), the former president's running mate, are making "baseless claims about Haitian immigrants" in Springfield, Ohio, where there were bomb threats over the weekend.

CNN also featured former FBI agent Tim Clemente, who suggested Trump's statements on the campaign trail have led to the uptick in political violence. One of the statements Clemente cited was when Trump claimed there would be a "bloodbath" in the auto industry.

The network conducted an interview between anchor Jake Tapper and former Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney in October 2023, in which she warned that Trump is "the single most dangerous threat we face." Tapper has compared Trump's speeches to the writings of Adolf Hitler and his book Mein Kampf.

CNN invited fired DEI hire Don LeMon back just so he could make the case that Trump incited his own assassins against him.

This is Don LeMon's way of re-auditioning for CNN -- and the audition was probably successful.


During his appearance with Burnett, Lemon talked about gun violence in the United States, including Sunday's assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump. The ex-CNN anchor argued that "nothing" ever happens to fix the nation's gun violence and blamed Republicans for "killing sensible gun legislation."

...

Lemon also pushed back against Trump and Republicans for accusing Democrats of using their rhetoric to increase danger in the country, pulling out a list of nicknames Trump has given to CNN and Democrats. He then suggested that Trump should "stop threatening democracy" if he wants people to stop saying he is a threat to democracy.

The former CNN anchor also detailed his new book, I Once Was Lost: My Search for God in America, in which he argues that evangelicals in the U.S. are trying to turn the country into a theocracy. He added that it is "shocking" how these evangelical voters are supporting Trump in this election.

As you probably know, the NYT and Dallas Morning News both ran headlines praising Trump's second assassin as someone motivated by "a sense of duty" and someone who "crusades for causes."


And as you well know, what motivates most assassins is the feeling that their actions will one day be praised as heroic and courageous.

And the New York Times and Dallas Morning News are telling all potential assassins that they don't need to wait for history to vindicate them: They are ready to vindicate them right now, and praise them as heroes for taking that glorious shot.

Is this effort to Normalize Assassinating Trump bearing fruit?

Why yes, it is -- 28% of Democrats say that America will be better off once they can incite a competent assassin to kill him.

Another 24% said they weren't sure. Only 48%, less than half (he said, obviously), say America wouldn't be better off if a leftist assassin kicks off the civil war for realsies.

According to a new survey that RMG Research conducted for the Napolitan News Service, a staggering 17% of voters believe that America would be better off if last week's assassination attempt on Trump had succeeded. This includes an alarming 28% of Democrats, with another 24% unsure whether America might be better off if Trump were dead.

Only 48% of Democrats could definitively say that the country would not be better off if Trump had been killed.

These numbers are nothing short of horrifying. When nearly half of a major political party cannot outright reject the idea of the assassination of a political opponent as a solution, we are witnessing a moral breakdown in the very fabric of our society -- or at least the Democratic Party.

"It is hard to imagine a greater threat to democracy than expressing a desire to have your political opponent murdered," observed Scott Rasmussen, president of RMG Research.


Yup -- lefties totally aren't inciting other lefties to kill Trump, and the Democrat-Media Party that daily calls Trump a fascist and New Hitler totally isn't chumming the waters with assassin-bait.


Matt Gaetz says there are five assassin teams in the US looking to kill Trump, three of which are foreign. Probably Iranian, I'd guess, as we've already heard Iran is recruiting assassins to kill Trump.

I guess Iran is "trying to kill both parties" by only targeting Trump.

And I guess Trump just needs to "lower the temperature of his rhetoric" about the terror state of Iran.

The Bee:

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Posted by: GF at September 20, 2024 04:01 PM (6oen/)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 04:01 PM (QNSds)

3 And I am shocked that the percentage of democrats that want to see Trump killed is not higher. I suspect most of them are lying to the pollster.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 20, 2024 04:01 PM (QNSds)

4 Why yes, it is -- 28% of Democrats say that America will be better off once they can incite a competent assassin to kill him.

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Is this because they listen to Trump unfiltered so much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

5 It's who they are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 20, 2024 04:03 PM (JMAcK)

6 Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

- Every democrat everywhere

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2024 04:03 PM (/HDaX)

7 And remember- they want Trump dead because he's in the way.

They want us dead, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 20, 2024 04:03 PM (JMAcK)

8 We was so proud and exercited to see Vice Presdent Harries on the Opoal Winfrey show and too bad Presdent Obama was not there with her. We loves Presdent Obama and you shoulds two. He dids so much good things for you and the county and yuo shoolds love him two !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at September 20, 2024 04:04 PM (VYql4)

9 Vince Foster. Jeffrey Epstein. The rest of you? Get some help.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:05 PM (QSrLX)

10 Has everyone seen the Fake Jake Tapper report that goats are exploding all over southern Lebanon? I finally like AI.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 04:06 PM (n6qDp)

11 Barry's floating cook? Votes are pouring in,

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:06 PM (QSrLX)

12 You saw how short the skirt that whore Trump was wearing. He shouldn't have been playing pinball all alone either!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

13 Babylon Bee... I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 20, 2024 04:07 PM (OX9vb)

14 Babylon Bee for the win. It touches all the switches.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:07 PM (dIske)

15 So I can use the he was asking for it defense in court? I'm in DC all next week then Dallas the week after. This lightens my workload, if so.

Posted by: nckate at September 20, 2024 04:07 PM (4bYb7)

16 And former Conservatives aren't personally putting their lives on the line to assassinate people they hate for similar reasons that current Conservatives aren't doing the same, I suspect. Not identical reasons, some Conservatives have theological or moral objections, but there's overlap, I'll bet.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:08 PM (xcxpd)

17 Trumps "violent" rhetoric = anything to the right of Mao

Posted by: brak at September 20, 2024 04:09 PM (wXa83)

18 Old and moldy: Trump said "pussy"


New edgy hotness: Trump said "bloodbath"

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 04:09 PM (GUOwU)

19 6 Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?

Don't look now, but who are keeping a lower profile than priests?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:09 PM (QSrLX)

20 We could stop these attacks with a week long saturation appealing for calmness and telling everyone that Trump/Republicans are not the enemy.....

But we probably won't.

Posted by: Obama and the MSM at September 20, 2024 04:09 PM (Yiy01)

21
Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery and suffering has been the fault of and exacerbated by the Democrats. Ever since Aaron Burr murdered Alexander Hamilton.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (x0n13)

22 16 And former Conservatives aren't personally putting their lives on the line to assassinate people they hate for similar reasons that current Conservatives aren't doing the same, I suspect. Not identical reasons, some Conservatives have theological or moral objections, but there's overlap, I'll bet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:08 PM (xcxpd)

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There's also the explanation that no one inclined could get anywhere close to a hole in security around Kamala because the SS is actually trying to protect her.

The only reason two have gotten close to Trump is because of wide open holes in security than a blue whale could flop through on land.

The SS wants to keep Kamala safe, so no one gets an opportunity to do anything. The SS doesn't want Trump safe, so people can find opportunities.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

23 Why is Don LayMen still fired, when they already re-hired Brian "Soft Mouth" Steltzer back?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (dGCAG)

24 This Don Lemon guy isn't very bright, is he?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (Wnv9h)

25 antebellum

make the most of it

if we can't separate, there will be a war

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (s3qiR)

26 Consider what would have happened if there were two serious assassination attempts against Biden in 2020 with at best absolute incompetence from Trump's SS.

He'd have been impeached and facing trial already.

Meanwhile the GOPe is...holding hearings. About uh..."security failures"

Attempt 1 was Jill Biden's call. That's why the Biden campaign was ended by the rest of the junta.

Attempt 2? I don't think we know for sure.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 04:11 PM (oZhjI)

27 Trump has been proscribed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (Dm8we)

28 About that divorce…

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (p4NUW)

29 Another chance for Trump to to Frame Democrats as dangerous has emerged

Gee, if only the Democrats were as peaceful as the muzzies...
Oh, Wait...

Posted by: Billy Idol at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

30 Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery and suffering has been the fault of and exacerbated by the Democrats. Ever since Aaron Burr murdered Alexander Hamilton.


correct as long as we count the McCains, Bushes and Cheneys as Dems

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (s3qiR)

31 As an atheist, if you told me Satan has taken a hold of our institutions, I'd believe you.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (ilHZO)

32 It is a bit strange that no democrats are being threatened or shot at.


Oh, wait, I forgot. Every person who has shot at a politician, school, or shopping center for the past decade has been a democrat, or a democrat donor.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (lTGtQ)

33 There's also the explanation that no one inclined could get anywhere close to a hole in security around Kamala because the SS is actually trying to protect her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

She's so short all the SS has to do is surround her with the SS tub-patrol.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (Cx1GD)

34 Gee, if only the Democrats were as peaceful as the muzzies...
Oh, Wait...

Behead those that say Islam is violent!

Posted by: An actual sign some protestor was holding up at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (oZhjI)

35 Lemon also pushed back against Trump and Republicans for accusing Democrats of using their rhetoric to increase danger in the country, pulling out a list of nicknames Trump has given to CNN and Democrats
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Mean and clever nicknames for those that rule the country deserve the death penalty. I totally get it.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (JcBSN)

36 Attempt 2? I don't think we know for sure.


State/CIA

they will keep trying

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (s3qiR)

37 Honestly, I think Matt Gaetz is full of shit.

Iranians aren't going to get Trump, if anybody does it'll be the CIA/FBI/Deep State.

Same as it ever was.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (dGCAG)

38
Were you expecting anything but a full court press from the press?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)

39 OT but Israeli officials claiming entire Radwan Force command element was iced in the Beirut strike, not just the big cheese (Aqil). If correct, yowza. They've been thinning those ranks for months with targeted hits, but this would be essentially decapitation.

Lots of openings for promotion though!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2024 04:13 PM (GcNJ2)

40 So Trump was supposed to praise his attempted assassins' as brave ? Or was he just supposed to say he deserved it ? I'm confused....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (IyPmt)

41 The demonic media has decided that Trump incited both assassination attempts against himself.

Just like Lincoln, Garfield (not the cat), McKinley, and JFK. They were all asking for it...

Posted by: Billy Idol at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

42 This Don Lemon guy isn't very bright, is he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

He's got a sour attitude for sure.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Cx1GD)

43 There are so many crows hanging out in front of my house, I'm considering checking if I recently acquired a haunting.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Odg76)

44 And Dems have to lie to fabricate Trump Hate Week.

"Good people on both sides" ... Trump loves Nazis

"Threat to our Democracy" vague but a constant refrain.

"Project 2025 lies" ... it's not even Trump's but look at the effort to tie Trump to the left's lies about that project (whatever it is).

They are not specific about what Trump really says, it is just a drumbeat of "He is Evil, We are Good". Kamala the Unite, under a banner of Joy. spit

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Cus5s)

45 I have a hard time believing Trump will be allowed to win or take office.

I have an even a harder time imagining what will happen if Kamala is our next president.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (GUOwU)

46

This is Don LeMon's way of re-auditioning for CNN -- and the audition was probably successful.

Sounds like CNN is conceding the election to Trump.

Posted by: BuddyPC at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (AGR/F)

47 She's so short all the SS has to do is surround her with the SS tub-patrol.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

She is taller than me!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (p4NUW)

48 Can't get a good look at her, but the chick that Lemon is talking to seems to be attractive. Is she really, and, if so, what is her name?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (v6JzV)

49 "Another chance for Trump to frame serial killers as 'the bad guys.'"

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (0Id0S)

50 I see the left wants to prosecute Elon for noting that all the political violence is being targeted at Trump...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (oZhjI)

51 Ya know someone else had familiar diminutives to call people. "Pooty Poot?"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (QSrLX)

52 Sock failure...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

53 52 Sock failure...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2024 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

And I'm not sure who they fronted for or where...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

54 Kind of telling that for the first attempt, Trump's normal security team wasn't on duty. They probably love the guy, given that he's famous for taking care of those beneath him.

Posted by: pookysgirl, hoping some people don't get lucky at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (dtlDP)

55 I see the left wants to prosecute Elon for noting that all the political violence is being targeted at Trump...

Posted by: 18-1



If Trump loses, Musk will die in prison, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)

56 The feelings the left have about Trump are the exact same ones they have for us.

Act accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4IgG)

57 Why yes, it is -- 28% of Democrats say that America will be better off once they can incite a competent assassin to kill him.

We'll kill Trump, denounce him for two days, install Harris as President, and then everything will go back to normal!

Posted by: Democrats! at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (uxCna)

58 42 This Don Lemon guy isn't very bright, is he?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

He's got a sour attitude for sure.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Cx1GD)



Bitter, Yellow Fruit . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (x0n13)

59 31 As an atheist, if you told me Satan has taken a hold of our institutions, I'd believe you.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at September 20, 2024 04:12 PM (ilHZO)

Hey, I was fine with Ozzy Osbourne and violent video games.

This shit is all on you crazy ass monkeys.

Posted by: Satan at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (nPLkK)

60 48 >>Can't get a good look at her, but the chick that Lemon is talking to seems to be attractive. Is she really, and, if so, what is her name?

That's Erin Burnett, isn't it? Cute. Dumb. Ideologue. But cute.

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (0Id0S)

61
She is taller than me!
Posted by: Piper

Last I heard you're not running against Trump...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (Cx1GD)

62 Thing is, they're not as afraid as they should be that they'll get someone killed. Someone needs to point out that the someone could be them.

The Bee is today's cleaned-up National Lampoon.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (DWqKI)

63 Democrats worry about backlash from next week's Trump assassination attempt.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (LCr8f)

64 Running out of cheeks to turn.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:17 PM (KbCG3)

65 Quick! Leak something to an idiot!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)

66 we cannot continue to share a country with these people. There are scant few ways this story ends, and we either become the Balkans, or a reckoning occurs.

I noticed a few security guys at Trump’s NY rally that did not appear to be USSS. They had a definite “Special Ops Skullfucker” look to them.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (tRd71)

67 I'd be doing some serious reconsidering of my affiliation with a group that held such opinions.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (Uc8km)

68 Lots of openings for promotion though!

Like in the Red Army during the purges of the 1930s!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (uxCna)

69 Demofascists are coming around to a version of the McConnell rule: To win, you need "better candidates" or, in their case, "better assassins".

If they can't win elections, and they can't steal them, the Dems are left to shoot their way into office. Power is all that matters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (g6xZU)

70 If Trump wanted to destroy the country, he would have in 2016.

If Kamala wanted to fix the country, she would have in 2020.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:19 PM (3+vxq)

71 We'll kill Trump, denounce him for two days, install Harris as President, and then everything will go back to normal!
Posted by: Democrats! at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (uxCna)

I don't believe that's how it works. If Trump is elected, but before he can take the oath of office, they kill him, then Hillary becomes president.

Crazy as it sounds, it's in the Constitution.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

72 That's Erin Burnett, isn't it? Cute. Dumb. Ideologue. But cute.
Posted by: red speck

OK, yeah, she is cute. Decent rack, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:19 PM (v6JzV)

73
28% of Democrats are willing to send Republicans to death camps. It's not Trump, it's you.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:19 PM (BkEzK)

74 ", in which he argues that evangelicals in the U.S. are trying to turn the country into a theocracy. He added that it is "shocking" how these evangelical voters are supporting Trump in this election."

The theocracy we have is the religion of Wokeness. Convert or be marginalized, fired, maybe prosecuted. And don't complain when your grade-schooler is taught about anal sex, taught to salute the gay flag, and is groomed as a trans candidate.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (Cus5s)

75 The Atlantic is stealing content from the Babylon Bee now? Huh.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (Ij2uN)

76 Ya know, invoking the name of the enemy is also a terrible temptation. Don't do it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (QSrLX)

77 The guy just arrested for plotting to murder Supreme Court Justices, called Ginnie Thomas an "insurrectionist."

The exact word used thousands of time by the media to incite hatred against Mr. and Mrs. Thomas.

Oh, and the Deep State is getting nasty:
SEC just announced they are seeking sanctions against Musk for his purchase of Twitter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (0awbi)

78 f Trump loses, Musk will die in prison, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)

I doubt it. Musk has a whole lot of money. He can fly somewhere he won't be extradicted from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (dTTBf)

79 Earlier this week had on Fox Business and didn't see the guests name but paraphrasing, its like some of the left want to kill Trump. After that Varney lost it and went off on won't tolerate conspiracy theories etc and turned off the guys mike and that was it.
Wish they were that tough on the left.

Posted by: paisley at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (ny1NG)

80 28% of Democrats are willing to send Republicans to death camps. It's not Trump, it's you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


They may be willing. They just aren't capable.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:21 PM (3+vxq)

81 What great timing for The Babylon Bee. Hitting their stride right when Joe and his minions assume power. They've been hilariously dark-humored for the past four years. Nailing it day after day. The parodies are almost written for them every time they turn on the news.

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2024 04:21 PM (0Id0S)

82 79 Earlier this week had on Fox Business and didn't see the guests name but paraphrasing, its like some of the left want to kill Trump. After that Varney lost it and went off on won't tolerate conspiracy theories etc and turned off the guys mike and that was it.
Wish they were that tough on the left.
Posted by: paisley at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (ny1NG)

========

"It's like someone on the right wants to kill Kamala by faking all these assassination attempts against Trump."
-try it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

83 There are fine people on both sides of the assassination attempts.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 04:21 PM (LCr8f)

84 Comment 100: Floss regularly.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:21 PM (QSrLX)

85 We'll kill Trump, denounce him for two days, install Harris as President, and then everything will go back to normal!

They sit in their horribly vulnerable cities, completely dependent on food, water, and electric power coming from deep red areas, and imagine that they can unleash a wave of political violence without having the slightest effect on their comfortable lives.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)

86 in which he argues that evangelicals in the U.S. are trying to turn the country into a theocracy.

I know quite a few evangelicals. None of them want a theocracy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (dTTBf)

87 43 There are so many crows hanging out in front of my house, I'm considering checking if I recently acquired a haunting.
Posted by: bonhomme

That is a bad omen. I checked your cards. You have no future. It's all used up.

Posted by: Gypsy Lady, Played By Maria Ouspenskaya at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (CV8a5)

88
The demonic media has decided that Trump incited both assassination attempts against himself.

--------------

The Demonic Media is a Domestic Terrorist Organization.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (fdMzR)

89 I don't believe that's how it works. If Trump is elected, but before he can take the oath of office, they kill him, then Hillary becomes president.

Crazy as it sounds, it's in the Constitution.
_______

Are you sure? I'm positive the First Lady becomes President.

Posted by: Jill Biden at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (JcBSN)

90 36 Attempt 2? I don't think we know for sure.

That drip's girlfriend and his last two years' activity would argue CIA, or at least someone making it look like CIA.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (j4U/Z)

91 Trump loses, Musk will die in prison, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)

I doubt it. Musk has a whole lot of money. He can fly somewhere he won't be extradicted from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Well, he can't go to Europe or South America, because they want him in jail as well, so maybe he can go to sub saharan Africa. Of course, his companies will be taken away.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

92


In the completely unsurprising Dept:


Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (x0n13)

93 >>> 85
==
They sit in their horribly vulnerable cities, completely dependent on food, water, and electric power coming from deep red areas, and imagine that they can unleash a wave of political violence without having the slightest effect on their comfortable lives.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (uxCna)

Learn to eat code.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 04:23 PM (FnneF)

94 Comment 100: Get plenty of rest.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:23 PM (QSrLX)

95 89 I don't believe that's how it works. If Trump is elected, but before he can take the oath of office, they kill him, then Hillary becomes president.

Crazy as it sounds, it's in the Constitution.
_______

Are you sure? I'm positive the First Lady becomes President.
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (JcBSN)

No no no, the runner up of the election before last becomes President!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2024 04:23 PM (PiwSw)

96 <

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (3+vxq)

97
One thing the Democrats have done really well is to make even the hearing of other points of views as something good people just don't do.

The Left's opinions aren't just opinions, they are facts.
Why would you listen to disinformation, lies, and propaganda?

I mean, where did you hear that FOX News or Rush Limbaugh

I just laugh when I hear that.

FOX News? A micron thick oil sheen of conservatism over a Mariana's Trench of libtard shit.

And Rush Limbaugh? He's been dead for a while and as far as I know hasn't been visiting me in my dreams to fill me in on his latest opinions. Well...except for that one time where he showed up and told that Whataburger's Buffalo Chicken Strip Sandwich was really good and I oughta get one.

....aaaaaaanyway, the Dims have been brilliant in convincing their voters to never ever listen to contrary opinions. Just like a Cult would.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (eDfFs)

98 Oh, and the Deep State is getting nasty:
SEC just announced they are seeking sanctions against Musk for his purchase of Twitter.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (0awbi)

Re-incorporate Twitter in Buenos Aires.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (nPLkK)

99 Floss regularly.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (3+vxq)

100 The sick thing about the fine people hoax is Trump was actually complimenting the people who disagree with him, otherwise there was no point in him even saying it.

Posted by: ... at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (LCr8f)

101 I really don't understand the position of the Never Trumpers. The only thing I can fathom is that the electing of Trump is, somehow, bad for their prestige and grifting. So, as political pundits, their only goal is personal satisfaction and success with little to no consideration of the platform that allows them to succeed. It seems to me they could be more financially successful by serving themselves up as "reasonable" conservatives when Trump is in office...and delivering to the leftist media outlets what they want to hear.

Instead, they cut their own throats to get a non-experienced, inept, wastrel elected, and thus cut themselves out of the picture. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (dIske)

102 Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (x0n13)


Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (IyPmt)

103 >>> 92


In the completely unsurprising Dept:


Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (x0n13)

Babylon Bee or XiNN?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 04:24 PM (FnneF)

104 Oh, and the Deep State is getting nasty:
SEC just announced they are seeking sanctions against Musk for his purchase of Twitter.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:20 PM (0awbi)


That does it! I'm an ACC/Big 12 guy from here on out!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (lHPJf)

105 Are you sure? I'm positive the First Lady becomes President.

Ackschully the spousal ascendency has Congress in its grip.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (QSrLX)

106 If Trump would just stop breathing they wouldn't keep trying to kill him. Right?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (O8bOp)

107 92


In the completely unsurprising Dept:


Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (x0n13)

=======

Pretty sure she reupped her endorsement of Trump, like, yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

108 Musk and Trump should go to Sealand, and build it into the international powerhouse it was meant to be.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

109 Some people tried to do something but, like everything else in their miserable lives, they failed at it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (WXNFJ)

110 And can we finally stop casting JFK as the victim in the JFK assassination?

Posted by: The Washington Post at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (d2x8r)

111 ...
There's also the explanation that no one inclined could get anywhere close to a hole in security around Kamala because the SS is actually trying to protect her.

The only reason two have gotten close to Trump is because of wide open holes in security than a blue whale could flop through on land.

The SS wants to keep Kamala safe, so no one gets an opportunity to do anything. The SS doesn't want Trump safe, so people can find opportunities.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

Oh nobody wants to tag Kamala. She's a nothingburger. But no one is taking shots at Ron Klain, Nancy Pelosi or George Soros either.

Nobody on the Right or formerly on the Right, is willing to risk life, comfort or their immortal soul for their political convictions.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

112 That drip's girlfriend and his last two years' activity would argue CIA, or at least someone making it look like CIA.

His mysterious sources of funding, plus the fact that he has committed numerous felonies over the last twenty years without going to prison, makes it almost certain that he is an IC asset.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (uxCna)

113 The former CNN anchor also detailed his new book, I Once Was Lost...

He's still lost.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (dTTBf)

114 Pretty sure she reupped her endorsement of Trump, like, yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

That just makes it even more plausible.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (nPLkK)

115 Rick, I'm with you.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (QSrLX)

116
I noticed a few security guys at Trump’s NY rally that did not appear to be USSS. They had a definite “Special Ops Skullfucker” look to them.
Posted by: UGAdawg at September 20, 2024 04:18 PM (tRd71)



Unfortunately, when they actually protect Trump by shooting some Donk commie cocksucker assassin in the face, ever last one of them can expect to be arrested and held in different Fed PMTIA prisons. I'm sure that they understand this.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (y9nCu)

117 There are fine people on both sides of the assassination attempts.
Posted by: ...


I think that is pretty funny.

That would be my vote for "thread-winning comment"

Your mileage may vary, according to tire inflation.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (vcOmj)

118 Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.
****
Her campaign co-chair is endorsing Kammie. Haley is still endorsing Trump.

Posted by: Megthered at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (VihIQ)

119 I guess not going along with the Marxists just passes them off then.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (fwDg9)

120 Wow! Epic movie review... I don't think I like the plotholes...
If Trump were really the one inciting violence why are only he and his supporters the target? And, hypothetically, if Trump were to really incite violence wouldn't there be a whole lot fewer pols and journos claiming he was the one inciting violence?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (/lPRQ)

121 114 Pretty sure she reupped her endorsement of Trump, like, yesterday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

That just makes it even more plausible.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (nPLkK)

=======

Scanning through X, the most recent thing is "Haley destroying Kamala and Walz" on something. It's 3 hours old and from an appearance on Fox.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

122
You know who else had a "cause" and a "sense of duty?"

Lee Harvey Fucking Oswald, that's who.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (PyA9a)

123 Rick, I'm with you.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


I tried to get your #100 comment. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (3+vxq)

124 The only true protection that Trump has is God's hand. We will soon learn if God will extend mercy or justice to our nation.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (wIR+E)

125 As someone else said, why should Trump go first in toning down the rhetoric?

How about the media and the Democrats show America this new, kinder tone?

Be the change you want to see in the world.
Lead by example.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (0awbi)

126 122
You know who else had a "cause" and a "sense of duty?"

Lee Harvey Fucking Oswald, that's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (PyA9a)

======

Gravilo Princip.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

127 I don't believe that's how it works. If Trump is elected, but before he can take the oath of office, they kill him, then Hillary becomes president.

Crazy as it sounds, it's in the Constitution.
_______

Are you sure? I'm positive the First Lady becomes President.
Posted by: Jill Biden at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (JcBSN)

No no no, the runner up of the election before last becomes President!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 20, 2024 04:23 PM (PiwSw)

Tank Abrams enters the chat.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (dGCAG)

128 I know quite a few evangelicals. None of them want a theocracy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (dTTBf)


Taken literally, a theocracy means the people who run the church also run the government.

I've known a lot of pastors, and I liked many of them. But there's not one in 10 of them I would put in the White House.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (lHPJf)

129 Only in 2024 America is saying "Nobody is trying to kill the vice president" considered a threat against the vice president.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (nPLkK)

130 "Nikki Haley slams PAC using her name to support Harris as group targets Wisconsin Republicans" fox

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (Cus5s)

131 >>> 111
==
Nobody on the Right or formerly on the Right, is willing to risk life, comfort or their immortal soul for their political convictions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

No one wants to be the first and *only*.

Also, it's possible there have been incidents that haven't been covered in the 'news', because they were stopped by means the derp state doesn't want us to know about.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (FnneF)

132 45 I have a hard time believing Trump will be allowed to win or take office.


Certainly feels that way. The burning times are coming.

Posted by: brak at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (wXa83)

133 And as you well know, what motivates most assassins is the feeling that their actions will one day be praised as heroic and courageous.

----------------

The second assassin was trophy- & fame-hunting, hence the GoPro.

He was hoping to get up on Mt. Rushmore next to Mao, Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Fauci, and F. Joe Mugabe.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (fdMzR)

134 84 Comment 100: Floss regularly.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

100 The sick thing about the fine people hoax is Trump was actually complimenting the people who disagree with him, otherwise there was no point in him even saying it.
Posted by: ...

"And make sure you get in-between each period?"

Posted by: mikeski isn't sure how this works at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (DgGvY)

135 Unfortunately, when they actually protect Trump by shooting some Donk commie cocksucker assassin in the face, ever last one of them can expect to be arrested and held in different Fed PMTIA prisons. I'm sure that they understand this.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I'll gladly admit I'm not big enough to arrest them.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (3+vxq)

136 Lee Harvey Fucking Oswald, that's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (PyA9a)

======

Gravilo Princip.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

Princip actually killed some people.

Oswald never did.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (dGCAG)

137 It's interesting when you meet a big talker who proclaims to want some type of reality, but then backs off when that bad reality is realized.

I chalked a lot of the vitriol against Trump as performative by the talking heads, and kind of thought that the everyday person would be appalled once the idea of Trump being assassinated was made real.

That they almost watched a guy get his head blown off on live TV and went, "Yup!" in response shows that our country has no real future. It may stay together for the kids, but for all intents and purposes, it's dead.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

138 Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

Plenty of places in the world than Sub Saharan Africa or Europe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (dTTBf)

139 I really don't understand the position of the Never Trumpers.

They think that if they work with the Democrats to crush Trump and MAGA, they'll regain control of the Republican Party, and will become wealthy acting as the Controlled Opposition.

After all, that worked with the Tea Party.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (uxCna)

140 ...And if you should fail in your mission to assassinate Donald Trump, it would fall to me, and I would then become President of the United States.

Posted by: Mirror Universe bearded Spock at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (vcOmj)

141
Her campaign co-chair is endorsing Kammie. Haley is still endorsing Trump.
Posted by: Megthered

Nofuckingwonder her campaign was shitty.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (PyA9a)

142 139 I really don't understand the position of the Never Trumpers.

They think that if they work with the Democrats to crush Trump and MAGA, they'll regain control of the Republican Party, and will become wealthy acting as the Controlled Opposition.

After all, that worked with the Tea Party.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (uxCna)

=======

They are ideologically opposed to the things that Trump proposes, that they promised for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

143 If Trump would just stop breathing they wouldn't keep trying to kill him. Right?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 04:25 PM (O8bOp)


You'd think that.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (lHPJf)

144 Well, he can't go to Europe or South America, because they want him in jail as well, so maybe he can go to sub saharan Africa. Of course, his companies will be taken away.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

He could buy Cuba, arm it with nuclear missiles, and blow DC off the map.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (p7ywU)

145 She's so short all the SS has to do is surround her with the SS tub-patrol.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

She is taller than me!
Posted by: Piper

So now we know where the line is between "short" and "fun-sized?"

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (DgGvY)

146
These stupid Republicans keep hiring Democrat operatives to run their campaigns...

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (PyA9a)

147 92


In the completely unsurprising Dept:


Nikki Haley endorses Kaloramala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2024 04:22 PM (x0n13)

Did she? I just got an email from her saying she was with Trump. I hope no one was using email for nefarious purposes!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

148 Re-incorporate Twitter in Buenos Aires.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024

***
Or over in Chile, with HQ in Santiago. They have quite the California climate there, I understand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (J2vNu)

149 141
Her campaign co-chair is endorsing Kammie. Haley is still endorsing Trump.
Posted by: Megthered

Nofuckingwonder her campaign was shitty.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:29 PM (PyA9a)

======

They went out by outright asking Democrats to vote for them in Republican primaries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

150 Plenty of places in the world than Sub Saharan Africa or Europe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Argentina?

Posted by: A myriad of escaped Nazis at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (vcOmj)

151 wide open holes

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (vqGhi)

152 Shoot in shoulder, stick finger in bullet hole...The plot will be revealed. Only then is perp shot trying to escape.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (Z8Yh2)

153 108 Musk and Trump should go to Sealand, and build it into the international powerhouse low-paperwork launch platform it was meant to be.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

154 114 Pretty sure she reupped her endorsement of Trump, like, yesterday.
_______

Maybe she had to in order to keep P Diddy revelations on Nikki from being publicized?

Posted by: Tin Foil Salesman at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (JcBSN)

155 Gravilo Princip.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

Princip actually killed some people.

Oswald never did.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (dGCAG)

Speaking of, the story goes, Princip missed his chance, when a bomb he was throwing, bounced and missed.

He was supposed walking home dejectedly, when all of the sudden, the Archduke's limo happened to come down JUST that very street, get to a dead end, and practically stopped right in front of Princip!

Sure.

All these amazing coinkidinks with all these assassinations!

Sorry, I just don't believe any "official" narratives about anything anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)

156 Re-incorporate Twitter in Buenos Aires.

Singapore.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (uxCna)

157 So now we know where the line is between "short" and "fun-sized?"
Posted by: mikeski


5'1" = Fun sized
4'8" = Kinky

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (3+vxq)

158 Fun fact: did you know that Singapore has more people than New Zealand?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (uxCna)

159
Princip actually killed some people.

Oswald never did.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (dGCAG)




I swear, some of you Morons are historical illiterates by claiming that Oswald didn't kill.....

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (y9nCu)

160 147 Did she? I just got an email from her saying she was with Trump. I hope no one was using email for nefarious purposes!

pshaw! that never happens!

Posted by: obscure nigerian prince at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

161 Nikki probably has some secret hopes Trump gets shot, she is the runner up? I don't know if that would work, or somehow Vance gets the nod. Or Melania, according to Jill?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (Cus5s)

162 And make sure you get in-between each period?"
Posted by: mikeski isn't sure how this works at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM

---

Right before. That's how I always understood it. Or was it right after?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (Uc8km)

163 >>> 158 Fun fact: did you know that Singapore has more people than New Zealand?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (uxCna)

Oh yeah? How many sheep do they have???

Posted by: New Zealand at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (FnneF)

164 Or over in Chile, with HQ in Santiago. They have quite the California climate there, I understand.

The Commies may retake Chile.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (uxCna)

165 They think that if they work with the Democrats to crush Trump and MAGA, they'll regain control of the Republican Party, and will become wealthy acting as the Controlled Opposition.
______

It's a living.

*bounces basketball off head*

Posted by: Washington Generals at September 20, 2024 04:34 PM (JcBSN)

166 161 Nikki probably has some secret hopes Trump gets shot, she is the runner up? I don't know if that would work, or somehow Vance gets the nod. Or Melania, according to Jill?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2024 04:33 PM (Cus5s)

=======

The timing of the first attempt by Cooke would have lent itself to a Nikki candidacy since she had the second most delegates.

If anyone would have had a legitimate argument for inheriting Trump's delegates based on the rules of the RNC, it was her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

167 The last time the country was so divided was in 1860.

Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 04:34 PM (PCK5/)

168 Argentina?
Posted by: A myriad of escaped Nazis at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (vcOmj)

It seems to be in fairly good shape under Javier Milei.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 04:34 PM (dTTBf)

169 Mary Clogginstein is my kind of girl........

Posted by: P Diddy at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (Qfk4E)

170 I've always had a thing for short women. Mrs. Pug is actually on the tall side of short, but I can rest my chin on her head when we hug.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (Ad8y9)

171 I don't trust Matt Gaetz that much. Seems more of a troll than anything else, BUT, what he is saying here is very plausible.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

172 First Things used to be a reputable “bulwark” against evil leftism.

As they say, any organization not explicitly right wing will eventually become left wing.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (l5yVc)

173 167 The last time the country was so divided was in 1860.
Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 04:34 PM (PCK5/)

Democrats, stymied at trying to own some of the people, decided they would try to own all of the people instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (nPLkK)

174
I would think that installing Kamala before the election would lend the "I'z to busy preznetting to go campaign" story the kind of idiot support she needs to keep running the duck n hide strategy.

If only Jill and Hunter keep going along.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (j4U/Z)

175
Or over in Chile, with HQ in Santiago. They have quite the California climate there, I understand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM (J2vNu)



And lots of helicopters

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2024 04:35 PM (y9nCu)

176 Oh yeah? How many sheep do they have???

Speaking as someone who has toured the South Island of New Zealand, the amazing thing about the national parks is not their spectacular beauty (although they have that too), but the fact there they have no sheep in them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (uxCna)

177 Now would be a good time for JD Vance to utter the following sentence:

"Harm a single hair on his head and you will long for the days when Trump was your president."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

178 in which he argues that evangelicals in the U.S. are trying to turn the country into a theocracy.
---
French and his wife have a project backed by massive leftist money to convince evangelicals not to vote for Trump.
Pamphlets, flyers, seminars--the whole nine yards.

All dressed up in this phony, dishonest "we Christians are above politics" deception.
That we must keep our eyes on the Kingdom.
And, oh well, let the Democrats win ....

I'm certain all of the "Trump is not pure enough on abortion, I can't vote for him again" trolling comes directly from those two and their allies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (0awbi)

179 American Journalists are like fireman running towards the fire. . .


. . . That they set.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (Hkcdp)

180 unusual_whales @unusual_whales 17m
US SEC intends to seek sanctions against Elon Musk in Twitter probe

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1m
We need Trump fast

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (CEzQx)

181 120 Wow! Epic movie review... I don't think I like the plotholes...
If Trump were really the one inciting violence why are only he and his supporters the target?

plausible deniability.

Posted by: anachronda at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (sGtp+)

182 Certainly feels that way. The burning times are coming.
Posted by: brak

Papa, what did it felt like to take human life?

"Well Hon, I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed Communists."

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (WXNFJ)

183 Speaking of, the story goes, Princip missed his chance, when a bomb he was throwing, bounced and missed.

He was supposed walking home dejectedly, when all of the sudden, the Archduke's limo happened to come down JUST that very street, get to a dead end, and practically stopped right in front of Princip!

Sure.

All these amazing coinkidinks with all these assassinations!

Sorry, I just don't believe any "official" narratives about anything anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)


Princip didn't actually throw the bomb; that was one of his confederates. There were several of them all along the route, with weapons to either shoot or blow up the archduke, but nobody else except Princip got a chance.

Basically, it was a contest between the Black Hand and the Habsburgs to see who was the least competent, and the Habsburgs won. (as usual)

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (lHPJf)

184 Singapore.

Posted by: The ARC of History


I used to go to Singapore twice a year. Its like a giant shopping mall. I recall one building was ten stories high and covered an entire block. I think about 20,000 people lived in it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (lTGtQ)

185 "Hi, Israel Pager Co.? Yeah, we need a new order stat. Please deliver to all major news outlets in the U.S. K. Thanks. Bye."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:37 PM (KbCG3)

186 The Commies may retake Chile.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 20, 2024 04:37 PM (3+vxq)

187 The last time the country was so divided was in 1860.
Posted by: tubal

I think it's more divided now. At least in 1860, to paraphrase Lincoln, both sides believed in and prayed to the same God.

That's not the case anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)

188 5'1" = Fun sized
4'8" = Kinky
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

Our dear Piper has entered the chat. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 04:37 PM (WXNFJ)

189 The idea of a religious theocracy here is absurd… the novel idea of a “secular” theoracy, however…

Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 04:37 PM (PCK5/)

190 Holy smokes!! I just read an article about Dr. Jill taking over the first cabinet meeting Joe Biden has had in over a year because Joe drifted off into Lala land. Why was she even there?

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (dIske)

191 So, I guess negotiations with the Marxists is not going to happen okay.. Not sure when kickoff is going to be for the big game? Don't want it, but, unfortunately,.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (TN5A0)

192
"Hi, Israel Pager Co.? Yeah, we need a new order stat. Please deliver to all major news outlets in the U.S. K. Thanks. Bye."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

__________

No balls would be knocked off thereby.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (BkEzK)

193 Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color
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"In an exclusive sit-down interview with Al Sharpton on MSNBC, Biden said, "It's long past time. We should have assassins that reflect the nation — a black nation. Blacks are great killers. No, I'm serious! Have you ever been to South Central? Corn Pop was a bad dude, a killer! And I want someone like that on our team. But, you know, a woman."

"Black women are just as smart and capable as Lee Harvey Oswald," he added.

When asked what he would do if no women of color wanted to kill Trump, Biden simply stated, "If you don't want Trump dead, you ain't black!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (fdMzR)

194 As for the topic of this post, I am doing all I can to avoid an embannening. I loathe everyone on the Left. And I am so pissed off at the idiots LIVs who just kind of follow along, nodded their stupid sheep heads in unison (one of my sisters and her dullard husband, por ejemplo).

Hey. Look. I found some bourbon.

It's 1440 somewhere.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (Ad8y9)

195 Basically, it was a contest between the Black Hand and the Habsburgs to see who was the least competent, and the Habsburgs won. (as usual)
_____

Like the Browns vs the Bengals ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (JcBSN)

196 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (0awbi)

197 He added that it is "shocking" how these evangelical voters are supporting Trump in this election.

The dude's just cribbing from Davos French and Co at this point.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (IG4Id)

198 Kamala's Berkeley Law Professor said:

"Of all the students who came through,none had a worse understanding of the law, and she topped his worse student ever list"...

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (Da7Vv)

199
SEC?

Twitter is private.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (PyA9a)

200
Sure, a coalition of Trad Catholics and hard-shell Baptists is going to rule America.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:40 PM (BkEzK)

201 Plenty of places in the world than Sub Saharan Africa or Europe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Argentina?
Posted by: A myriad of escaped Nazis at September 20, 2024 04:30 PM

--

He could buy a tropical island, employ thousands of minions and build rockets and robots. Like Syndrome, but good, not evil.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 20, 2024 04:40 PM (Uc8km)

202 196 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (0awbi)

======

Assume they can't win GA or NC this year.

Extrapolate from there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

203 Princip actually killed some people.

Oswald never did.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 04:28 PM (dGCAG)

A couple million dollars is all it cost Hollywood to rehabilitate the image of their beloved communist assassin.

Posted by: Sjg at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (aqZN1)

204
Super Citizen

Super DUPER Citizen

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (63Dwl)

205 202 196 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.


I agree with this. People around me are VERY TESTY

the stuff they say wow

that's why I say, how do we not split the country? the hate they have.

in 2020 they were oddly sanguine. that is NOT the case now. it's interesting.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (s3qiR)

206 183 It was the idiot Governor Potiorek who screwed things up, perhaps at Franz Josef''s suggestion.

Franz Josef hated Franz Ferdinand.

That assassination is just as sus, and perhaps more so, than JFK's.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)

207 David French can use pagers all day without worrying about getting his balls blown off.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (z+ik4)

208 SEC?

Twitter is private.
Posted by: Soothsayer:

The law is what we say it is.
-- All alphabet Federal agencies and departments

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (WXNFJ)

209 Kamala's Berkeley Law Professor said:

"Of all the students who came through,none had a worse understanding of the law, and she topped his worse student ever list"...
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (Da7Vv)

She never got closer to Boalt (Berkeley Law School ) than walking to the corner 7-11 in Berkeley proper to get some rubbers for her very old man/boyfriend. Hastings law all the way, baby!

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (lCppi)

210 Holy smokes!! I just read an article about Dr. Jill taking over the first cabinet meeting Joe Biden has had in over a year because Joe drifted off into Lala land. Why was she even there?
Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (dIske)

I reckon they have simply decided not to bother hiding it anymore. Fuck you, we're in charge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (Ad8y9)

211 Don't we have a full-on Amendment about who takes over if the president is incapacitated, even temporarily?

Presidential succession is a big deal. You don't just have the guy's fucking wife pinch hit for a couple minutes because whatever. Hell, if the VP isn't available, there's rules for that too. You just keep going down the list until you get to the next person in the succession who can be Acting President.

Fucking hell, why do we even have rules when our ruling class just makes shit up on the spot to suit themselves, anyway?

For that matter, why do we even have a ruling class?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (nPLkK)

212 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.

As I've noted, it's a big country, and they won't control large sections of it if they do an explicit coup to keep Trump from office.

Far better from their standpoint to keep it close enough that their claim that they won the election would have a slight amount of plausibility.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (uxCna)

213 it's creepy for me b/c they believe I am very liberal (well honestly I am but ...) so they are free with what they say, so I get to hear what they actually think about people like me. because they're past talking about Trump now. OBVIOUSLY everyone hates him

so it's been unsettling. God please .. we have to move.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (s3qiR)

214 The idea of a religious theocracy here is absurd… the novel idea of a “secular” theoracy, however…
Posted by: tubal

-

It's weird to realize we're there. Publicly discuss Global Warming, the mental health of trannies, the damage feminism has done not only to women at the individual level but to the country and birth rate as a whole, etc. and you'll lose employment opportunities or be outright attacked by zealots.

All by the same people who don't understand why life was better when stores were closed on Sundays.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (7h9jE)

215
Alpenstocks! Get your alpenstocks right here!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (BkEzK)

216 20 We could stop these attacks with a week long saturation appealing for calmness and telling everyone that Trump/Republicans are not the enemy..... But we probably won't.

To paraphrase Harry Reid... "It's working, ain't it?!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (gfztU)

217 Holy smokes!! I just read an article about Dr. Jill taking over the first cabinet meeting Joe Biden has had in over a year because Joe drifted off into Lala land. Why was she even there?

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:38 PM (dIske)

----------------

Baking cookies?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (fdMzR)

218 The media is in BAMN mode and they're letting the Dems and military leadership know it.


A coup if that is what it takes.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (NC1QV)

219 215
Alpenstocks! Get your alpenstocks right here!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (BkEzK)

Here boy, I'll take one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (xcxpd)

220 158 Fun fact: did you know that Singapore has more people than New Zealand?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:32 PM (uxCna)

Vote in a brutal leftist feminazi government and people flee the country.
NZ is loosing about 35,000 / yr for the last 3.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (j4U/Z)

221 No it's nothing like the radical muslims. Do you have to drag Israel into everything?

Posted by: gallchobhair at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (6thaT)

222 How many high profile democrats have been shot or even shot at?
The civil war has already started but, to date, only one side has fired any shots. Started with Hodgkinson, way back when.

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do No Kill. See also, Vomitus at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (gxokI)

223 196 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (0awbi)

Don't think it has anything to do with the cheat.

Think it has everything to do with their natural inclination toward censorship. This being the ultimate censorship.

Opposition must be defeated or deleted.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

224 202 196 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:39 PM (0awbi)
________________________________

We haven't gotten the perpetual Nancy Pelosi press conference yet where she states, unequivocally, that the Democrats will take back the House, hold the Senate and win the presidency.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (dIske)

225 >>He added that it’s shocking Evangelicals are supporting Trump….


Why is Lemon’s inability to understand Christian values NOT shocking?

Saw a tee: “Jesus is my savior , Trump is my president “

Get it, Don?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (Hkcdp)

226 Matt Gaetz says there are five assassin teams in the US looking to kill Trump, three of which are foreign. Probably Iranian, I'd guess, as we've already heard Iran is recruiting assassins to kill Trump.

------------------

My guess would be that Routh is also one of the Iranian assassins.

But then again, didn't all assassins originate in Iran?

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (unUNN)

227 Julie Kelly on X
Several things can be true at the same time:
> Rich Lowry did not use a racial slur
> If you've ever met him, you know Rich Lowry would never use a racial slur
> The smear campaign against him is disgusting as is cancelling his appearances based on a lie
> National Review has played the role of the useful idiot to the Left in promoting every single anti-Trump operation from Russiagate to Trump-Zelensky phone call quid pro quo to January 6 with some calling for the impeachment of Donald Trump for the latter two

> NR writers/editors including Lowry were among the first to participate in the character assassination of Nicholas Sandman over a similar falsehood

> NR has completely ignored the cancel culture related to J6 defendants. In many ways, NR has defended the DOJ's ruthless targeting of J6ers including mocking the idea J6ers are political prisoners
> NR's top 2 legal analysts defended DOJ's use of 1512(c)(2) against J6ers--which was overturned by the Supreme Court on July 1.
> NR had an opportunity to oppose the life-destroying lawfare and media crusade against Trump supporters. They did not.
NR helped fuel the same media machine now attempting to destroy Lowr

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (JcBSN)

228 Sure, a coalition of Trad Catholics and hard-shell Baptists is going to rule America.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:40 PM (BkEzK)

Fish jello?

No thanks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (nPLkK)

229 DeSantis says the feds ain't playing ball with info and evidence.

Over/under on when he goes limp dick?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (/U5Yz)

230 Franz Josef hated Franz Ferdinand.



Posted by: Bulgaroctonus




Fortunately, their islands are nowhere near each other.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (lTGtQ)

231 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Georgia State Election Board passes a rule to require election workers to hand count ballots at the precinct level on election night.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Mail-in ballot requests have plummeted by 85% in Georgia since 2020.

2024 GE - 149,187
2020 GE - 984,708

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (CEzQx)

232 Anyway, no matter how much you hate David French, it's not enough.

And yes, he is relevant to us because he give the left permission to go after us.
"The Conservative Case for ..." is a joke, but it's deadly serious--it permits the left to "otherize" all lesser conservatives as evil. After all, Pastor French has set the scripture of all True and Good Conservatives.

He is their priest blessing their swords as they chop off the head of another baby; that their sword may cut true and bring more glory to his abominable god.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (0awbi)

233 The way I read it, Sundowner let Jill take it because she had som feminist crap to tell them and then Sundowner take the rest of the meeting

Which means he is retired and delegating the office

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (fwDg9)

234 28%. That tracks. I usually say somewhere around 30% of Americans and 50-60% of Democrat voters are straight up NPCs who simply hate whomever the phone tells them to hate on any given day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (0FoWg)

235 Sure, a coalition of Trad Catholics and hard-shell Baptists is going to rule America.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:40 PM (BkEzK)

Fish jello?

No thanks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (nPLkK)


You rang?

*Lutherans*

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (lCppi)

236
WTF is going with Scroll Bars??

Why are they becoming narrower and narrower?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (PyA9a)

237 Franz Ferdinand's driver screwed up and went back the exact route after the bomber missed . Princip just happened to still be standing there and the rest is history

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 04:46 PM (O8bOp)

238 Stormfag at 221.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 04:46 PM (p7ywU)

239 The Democradicals are not acting like people who have an unlimited Margin of Cheat.

The visible cheat of Biden overcoming Trump's lead at 3:00 AM in the 2020 election, is MORE than 1%. Each of the Democrat cheats is 1%, but there are 10 separate cheats, and they don't overlap. THAT IS HOW "EXPERTS" ARE MISLEADING PEOPLE ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE PROBLEM. The total cheat problem is way bigger than people think. YOU HAVE TO ERROR ON MY SIDE OF THE ARGUMENT: IT IS FOOLISH NOT TO DO THAT. Yes, some of their cheat paths have been choked down but they have brought in 30,000,000 illegal aliens, if they get 2% of them to vote in key swing states – WE ARE DEAD, AND THEY KNOW THAT.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 20, 2024 04:46 PM (Da7Vv)

240 With Routh being in Florida custody means that we may find a lot about what is going on with the deep state. He might want to talk to escape being Epsteined.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (unUNN)

241 Franz Josef hated Franz Ferdinand.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Fortunately, their islands are nowhere near each other.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Good thing. They might start fighting each other and tip over.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (v6JzV)

242
Garbage sites like Discord have scroll-bars so narrow, you can barely get your pointer on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (PyA9a)

243
Matt Gaetz says there are five assassin teams in the US looking to kill Trump, three of which are foreign.

___________

Sounds like something Mel Brooks could make a movie from.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (BkEzK)

244 As was pointed out on the Gutfeld! Trump episode, evangelicals and gun owners are surprisingly low in registering to vote, despite having a lot of their freedoms at risk.

Everyone needs to double check that people we assume are registered are actually registered, and encourage them to vote for Trump. Even help them fill out a ballot of drive them to the polls. It's a little thing but little things add up.

I also need to talk to conservatives that think Trump's icky (believe me there's a LOT of those in my life), but will still talk politics with me, and see if I can't convince them to hold their nose and vote for him.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (Eng1Z)

245 Vote in a brutal leftist feminazi government and people flee the country.
NZ is loosing about 35,000 / yr for the last 3.

The right took power after that. The AP wrote an article that the new evil fascist government is destroying the "Maori Renaissance" (i.e. giving left-wing Maori organizations a veto over all government decisions), while admitting that two of the parties in the government's coalition are led by Maoris.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (uxCna)

246 229 DeSantis says the feds ain't playing ball with info and evidence.

Over/under on when he goes limp dick?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 04:44 PM (/U5Yz)

I honestly don't think he does. I think the only question is does this affair go quiet, or messy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:48 PM (nPLkK)

247 >"Of all the students who came through,none had a worse understanding of the law, and she topped his worse student ever list"...

Didn't she fail the bar exam? As a new law grad you've got one job to do, and that's pass that test.

Posted by: brak at September 20, 2024 04:48 PM (wXa83)

248 He added that it’s shocking Evangelicals are supporting Trump….


Why is Lemon’s inability to understand Christian values NOT shocking?

Saw a tee: “Jesus is my savior , Trump is my president “

Get it, Don?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2024 04:43 PM (Hkcdp)

If only Don Smell My Finger would even try to meet Christ, let alone understand his teachings. I know Jesus has been doing his best to set up a meeting.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 04:48 PM (lCppi)

249 Btw, Hastings law was my first choice. I did my college debate research there. Great school. Got rejected. White male.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (sPtFw)

250 "The Conservative Case for Being the Baddies"

-- David French

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (Eng1Z)

251 Matt Gaetz says there are five assassin teams in the US looking to kill Trump, three of which are foreign.

-

Ukranian, Chinese, and Iranian.

What do I win?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (7h9jE)

252 176 Oh yeah? How many sheep do they have???

Speaking as someone who has toured the South Island of New Zealand, the amazing thing about the national parks is not their spectacular beauty (although they have that too), but the fact there they have no sheep in them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:36 PM (uxCna)
----
Aha, the disguises are working!

Posted by: HQ - Merino International, NZ Division, Wooly Masks at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (qfLjt)

253 Franz Ferdinand's driver screwed up and went back the exact route after the bomber missed . Princip just happened to still be standing there and the rest is history
Posted by: Smell the Glove

There was a schedule/route change, due to the attacks earlier in the day. that the driver had not been informed of.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (v6JzV)

254 183 It was the idiot Governor Potiorek who screwed things up, perhaps at Franz Josef''s suggestion.

Franz Josef hated Franz Ferdinand.

That assassination is just as sus, and perhaps more so, than JFK's.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)


Doubt it.

Putting all other considerations aside--and Franz Josef was more than happy to have his nephew out of the way--the Austrians were too incompetent to manage something like that.

If anyone was going to arrange it, it would have been the Germans, and I don't believe that either.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (lHPJf)

255 "Of all the students who came through,none had a worse understanding of the law, and she topped his worse student ever list"...


--

She's an HBCU graduate, and a proud one at that.

Meaning I doubt she can read at a 10th grade level.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 04:49 PM (7h9jE)

256 I honestly don't think he does.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I hope you are right.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 04:50 PM (/U5Yz)

257 Don't we have a full-on Amendment about who takes over if the president is incapacitated, even temporarily?

Presidential succession is a big deal. You don't just have the guy's fucking wife pinch hit for a couple minutes because whatever. Hell, if the VP isn't available, there's rules for that too. You just keep going down the list until you get to the next person in the succession who can be Acting President.

Fucking hell, why do we even have rules when our ruling class just makes shit up on the spot to suit themselves, anyway?

For that matter, why do we even have a ruling class?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:42 PM (nPLkK)
------------------
The only upside to a post-constitutional world is that Trump could try to go Full Pinochet.

However, the breadth & depth of the Treasonous Deep State is undoubtedly more formidable than we e even imagine now ....

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:50 PM (fdMzR)

258 Didn't she fail the bar exam? As a new law grad you've got one job to do, and that's pass that test.

So did Hillary.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 04:50 PM (uxCna)

259 The system is blinking red.

We know what happened last time it was doing that.

Gird your loins, because they need girding.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2024 04:51 PM (XV/Pl)

260 Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 04:51 PM (sPtFw)

261 And, theocracy is a word for the uneducated.

That's a state lead by an actual god.
An impossibility for any Christian.
Kinda why they got all killed by the Romans.

The proper terms (and I R dum, or I'd remember it) is something like sacro-state.
Where the leader of the state takes his guidance from the leader of the church; or, sometimes, the leader of the church is the head of state.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:52 PM (0awbi)

262 I am not looking forward to what’s coming, no matter who wins in November… we’ll be changed forever no matter what, as far as our lives go… guess that’s what was bound to happen when what we were founded on was taken for granted, ignored and minimized ( not by everyone, but damned sure enough, looks like).. Makes me sick.

Posted by: tubal at September 20, 2024 04:52 PM (PCK5/)

263 Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 04:51 PM (sPtFw)

Made good oil filters, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 04:52 PM (p7ywU)

264 My insights into the Blue Collar Mind (overlaps with gun owners) as to why they don't vote in large numbers is "duah, I don't want to get no jury duty."

That's what I've heard from more than a few.

What they really mean is that they've basically checked out as citizens.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 20, 2024 04:53 PM (73voq)

265 As above and elsewhere:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
NOW - Biden at first full cabinet meeting in 11 months: "I'd like to turn it over to Jill for any comments she has."

https://tinyurl.com/mrykk65z
48 seconds; Jill talking about helping abortionists.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 04:53 PM (CEzQx)

266 240 With Routh being in Florida custody means that we may find a lot about what is going on with the deep state. He might want to talk to escape being Epsteined.
Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (unUNN)

Interesting that DeSantis says the FBI refuses to get involved. Running for cover?

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2024 04:53 PM (j4U/Z)

267 French is going to be writing about how glorious it is when Christians and Jews are being machine gunned down in batches in unused stadiums.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 20, 2024 04:53 PM (lTGtQ)

268
Whythefuck is biden's whore wife in the cabinet meetings?

Why is biden there?!

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM (PyA9a)

269 Nobody lets that clapped out trailer-trash hooker call any shots, any more than her drooling husk of a husband.

The Party and State set up Trump to be murdered. And when that failed, they pushed Brandon out of the way as Plan B. But Plan A didn't go away.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM (0FoWg)

270 I think some really hard choices are going to have to made by some of us, all of us. It's likely violence is coming one way or another to a lot of areas that have (so far) avoided it.

I'd hope, if it comes to that, that we collectively go medieval on their asses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 04:55 PM (Q4IgG)

271 268
Whythefuck is biden's whore wife in the cabinet meetings?

Why is biden there?!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM (PyA9a)

We don't know and he doesn't either.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

272 I honestly don't think he does. I think the only question is does this affair go quiet, or messy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:48 PM (nPLkK)


Depends on what they actually find. If it's nothing conclusive, DeSantis has nothing to lose by continuing to push.

If they do find a smoking gun, or something close to it....my gut says he will keep going, but he'll be under a lot of pressure to drop it. And probably more from the Right than the Left. "We want to help Trump, but what will this do to the country?" Blah blah blah.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 04:55 PM (lHPJf)

273 259 The system is blinking red.

We know what happened last time it was doing that.

Gird your loins, because they need girding.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Now seems to be the opportune time to discuss the pros and cons of bore snakes vs cleaning rods.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (/U5Yz)

274 Jill talking about helping abortionists.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 04:53 PM (CEzQx)

... in case anyone was feeling sorry for this sorry excuse for a family. Wonder how many of Hunter's spawn Jill has extricated from herself.

Posted by: Just, ugh at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (l0PZf)

275 French is going to be writing about how glorious it is when Christians and Jews are being machine gunned down in batches in unused stadiums.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
==
As I say, French will be blessing their machine guns, that they aim true, to bring more glory to his god through the offerings of the blood of the unbelievers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (0awbi)

276 260 Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.
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Did Dan Crenshaw go to Hastings??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (CEzQx)

277 As was pointed out on the Gutfeld! Trump episode, evangelicals and gun owners are surprisingly low in registering to vote, despite having a lot of their freedoms at risk.

Everyone needs to double check that people we assume are registered are actually registered, and encourage them to vote for Trump. Even help them fill out a ballot of drive them to the polls. It's a little thing but little things add up.

I also need to talk to conservatives that think Trump's icky (believe me there's a LOT of those in my life), but will still talk politics with me, and see if I can't convince them to hold their nose and vote for him.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 04:47 PM (Eng1Z)
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Join Trump Force 47

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Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 20, 2024 04:57 PM (fdMzR)

278 236
WTF is going with Scroll Bars??

Why are they becoming narrower and narrower?

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:45 PM (PyA9a)
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Why isn't that a system-wide user-selectable option? As should be text size and window background color?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti pecoroni at September 20, 2024 04:57 PM (qfLjt)

279 Is this because they listen to Trump unfiltered so much?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 20, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO
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My goodness what a great point. Absolutely spot on. Well done.

Posted by: 496 at September 20, 2024 04:57 PM (2JDQb)

280 > Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.

19th in 1989 when Kamalala went there. They've fallen bigly since then. Now they're 82nd.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2024 04:58 PM (Odg76)

281 ... in case anyone was feeling sorry for this sorry excuse for a family. Wonder how many of Hunter's spawn Jill has extricated from herself.
Posted by: Just, ugh at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (l0PZf)

That whore probably had to go down to the local abortionist college every thursday for the students to practice on her.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 04:58 PM (nPLkK)

282 Remember:
French is writing to save your soul, he's writing to save his favor with the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:58 PM (0awbi)

283 268
Whythefuck is biden's whore wife in the cabinet meetings?

Why is biden there?!

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM

Jill Biden is doing her Edith Wilson impression.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 20, 2024 04:58 PM (+oR7L)

284 I agree with this. People around me are VERY TESTY
_____________________

Hezbollah guy sobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

285 268
Whythefuck is biden's whore wife in the cabinet meetings?

Why is biden there?!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM (PyA9a)



I was promised ice cream.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (lHPJf)

286 If the government were to start mass murdering Christians French would argue all of the following at the same time

It isn't happening
They are only executing criminals violating the law
Its good that it is happening so you can become a martyr

Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (oZhjI)

287 >>> 232 Anyway, no matter how much you hate David French, it's not enough.

I've heard rumors of some possibly gross things that happened with a previous congregation he belonged to and his adopted minority kids. Does anyone know how true they are?

People can be horrible. That doesn't justify French using those horrible experiences to give himself a martyr complex, nor to paint ALL conservatives and religious MAGA people with the same horrible brush.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (Eng1Z)

288 It was the idiot Governor Potiorek who screwed things up, perhaps at Franz Josef''s suggestion.

Franz Josef hated Franz Ferdinand.

That assassination is just as sus, and perhaps more so, than JFK's.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)


Doubt it.

Putting all other considerations aside--and Franz Josef was more than happy to have his nephew out of the way--the Austrians were too incompetent to manage something like that.

If anyone was going to arrange it, it would have been the Germans, and I don't believe that either.
Posted by: Dr. T

Not collectively, but individually. I wouldn't put it past Franz Josef to put something out about getting rid of his nephew that Potiorek felt that he was justified in acting on.

And I also believe that the Serbs were involved at some level.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (v6JzV)

289 275 French is going to be writing about how glorious it is when Christians and Jews are being machine gunned down in batches in unused stadiums.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
==
As I say, French will be blessing their machine guns, that they aim true, to bring more glory to his god through the offerings of the blood of the unbelievers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 20, 2024 04:56 PM (0awbi)

This rubber-mouthed fuccboi will be hiding under his wife's bed yelling "please spare me, I have children, take them instead".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 05:00 PM (nPLkK)

290 271 268
Whythefuck is biden's whore wife in the cabinet meetings?

Why is biden there?!
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 04:54 PM (PyA9a)

We don't know and he doesn't either.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 20, 2024 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

Grandpa Joe was in the meeting. He opened the meeting and quickly turned it over to the whore.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2024 05:00 PM (N39Ws)

291 John Wilkes Booth: Sic semper tyrannis!
David French: That's the spirit! That man speaks Latin, and he's an actor! Way more refined than Trump!

Posted by: Wally at September 20, 2024 05:00 PM (NXYp1)

292 Theocracy was a term first used and probably invented by Josephus. Yeah, that Josephus, the Flavian suckup and stooge. He figured that righteous Jews by living the Torah didn't really need a human government. G-d was king.

But they could deal with Vespasian for the barest minimum, meanwhile.

Posted by: Just, ugh at September 20, 2024 05:01 PM (l0PZf)

293 Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 04:51 PM (sPtFw)

Made good oil filters, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 04:52 PM (p7ywU)


Also kicked Anglo-Saxon ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 05:01 PM (W/lyH)

294 I agree with this. People around me are VERY TESTY
_____________________

Hezbollah guy sobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (YqDXo)

Yup. There are testys all around me too, that's for sure.

Posted by: Hezbollah Surgeon at September 20, 2024 05:02 PM (0FoWg)

295 It was reported yesterday that the USSS agent that spotted Routh shot at him from a distance of ......... 10 feet. And missed. Routh never had a scratch.

Either:
1) this report is incorrect
2) The SS agent should be mandated to take Basic Rifle 101 again. Then terminated.
3) They missed on purpose.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 20, 2024 05:02 PM (N39Ws)

296 nood china walz

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 05:02 PM (CEzQx)

297 19th in 1989 when Kamalala went there. They've fallen bigly since then. Now they're 82nd.

Behold the wonders of DEI!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 05:03 PM (uxCna)

298 And I also believe that the Serbs were involved at some level.

Of course the Serbs were involved.

The Serbian version of the Deep State was all-in on taking out the Hapsburgs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 05:04 PM (uxCna)

299 Just to be clear about this: Hastings is (at least was) a top-20 law school.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 04:51 PM (sPtFw)


Hmm. What is our time frame here?

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 05:04 PM (lCppi)

300
Jill Biden is doing her Edith Wilson impression.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Is that why there's talk about WW1?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 05:05 PM (63Dwl)

301 As for the Bosnia plot, it was Serb sympathizers in Bosnia/Croatia. The Serbian government although dysfunctional didn't want the headache. There's a revisionist argument that even the evil terrorists in Black Hand were too busy murdering fellow Serbs to deal with Bosnia.
Not that all this makes the Serbian people smell any better as a whole, admittedly.

Posted by: (l0PZf) at September 20, 2024 05:06 PM (l0PZf)

302 Not collectively, but individually. I wouldn't put it past Franz Josef to put something out about getting rid of his nephew that Potiorek felt that he was justified in acting on.

And I also believe that the Serbs were involved at some level.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 04:59 PM (v6JzV)


Franz Josef was certainly less than upset about his nephew's death, to the extent that he really downplayed the subsequent funeral, far more than he should have for his designated heir.

But his beef more personal than political. No Habsburg was going to bump another one off unless that other one seemed to be a mortal threat to the monarchy's survival. And I don't think Franz Josef's dislike rose to *quite* that level.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 05:06 PM (lHPJf)

303 If Trump loses, Musk will die in prison, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Kamala loves locking up African Americans.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 20, 2024 05:06 PM (fQmeC)

304 French and his wife turning into such cringe traitors of the right has a sting for me.

French was one of the first evangelicals with a public platform (he was writing for National Review when it was still respectable) to support Mitt Romney when he ran as pres, and to not openly mock and revile his faith as something that disqualified him. (I still haven't forgiven Mike Huckabee for doing that.) It was tough to be a Mormon girl and see someone of my faith pushed to the top of the ticket -- especially after all the USA did to tear away their constitutional rights in the 1800s -- and see people tear him down because of his faith, not his policies. The Frenches looked past the man's religion to his accomplishments and his policies, and I needed that at the time.

The fall from grace for both the Frenches and Romney, due to rabid Trump Derangement Syndrome, was a bitter pill. But the Trump years ripped so many masks of feigned civility away. It was tough to learn these people are NOT my allies, but I'm glad it happened.

Posted by: LizLem at September 20, 2024 05:07 PM (Eng1Z)

305 Franz Josef didn't like his grand nephew because of his choice of a wife. She was at the lowest rung of nobility. . He didn't much like his successor, Karl either, but Josef was dead so it didn't matter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2024 05:11 PM (O8bOp)

306 Wars, assassinations. Does this excite you?

I approve this message.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 20, 2024 05:16 PM (1TD05)

307 The feelings the left have about Trump are the exact same ones they have for us.

Act accordingly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4IgG)

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And Howard Stern is their standard bearer.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2024 05:17 PM (unUNN)

308 Any bets on which state will be home to the next lefty assassin?

Posted by: Rex B at September 20, 2024 05:20 PM (hkNr+)

309 >>>Nobody on the Right or formerly on the Right, is willing to risk life, comfort or their immortal soul for their political convictions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,
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If they are not willing then they do not believe that they have an immortal soul.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 05:23 PM (kLJmv)

310 If I was a member of Trump's family about now, I would make damn sure that every one of these bastards calling for Trump's assassination realize that, as long as he is alive, they are as will. AND, if any harm comes to him, bad shit's coming their way. They want a Third World scenario? Okay, we'll play. I have always found throughout my life that making your enemies believe you are crazier than they are, works.

I cannot believe what I am reading anymore. These people are batshit crazy.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (iODuv)

311 Suggestion to Babylon Bee: "Dem on the Street - What's YOUR reason to shoot Trump?!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2024 05:53 PM (gfztU)

312 Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 05:43 PM (iODuv)

Name to comment ratio checks out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 20, 2024 07:15 PM (eZwyX)

313 "These people must go to prison."

And by "these people" I assume you mean those working for the DOJ, as well as any criminal "doctors".

And I agree, entirely.

If we don't have a counter-revolution STAT (as they may say at TCH), we are gulag bound, and maybe worse.

Posted by: jocon307 at September 20, 2024 09:24 PM (EuROc)

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