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Bloomberg: Why Is the Government Sending Illegal Aliens to Blue Jurisdictions, When It's the Red Jurisdictions Who So Dearly Need Their Diversity?

As you well know, the left is adamant that all the world's destitute be permitted to come settle the United States to free it from its current colonialist inhabitants. But you know as well that the left insists that those dirty foreigners be settled far way from from leftwing enclaves. Ship 20,000 Haitians to working-class white Springfield, Ohio -- but when 50 (fifty, five-zero) immigrants are bussed to all white, all wealthy Martha's Vinyard, these White Saviors say "We just don't have the proper welfare services to handle such a huge flow of immigrants" and they ship them off to, yes, a literal military camp.

Bloomberg has an article up offering the beginnings of an intellectual justification for why these illegal aliens that the left is so very, very fond of should be settled in "red jurisdictions." You see, the blue jurisdictions they sometimes come to are already "thriving." These illegals would bring even more thriving to these thriving areas, and really, do you need that much thriving?

So they have a plan: Let's divert the illegal aliens who cause local thriving from the already-thriving blue jurisdictions and dump them into the red jurisdictions that desperately need the "thriving" these illegal aliens can provide.

Whatever is necessary to keep them out of Martha's Vinyard.

Migrants Are Settling in Thriving Blue Counties -- Not the Red Counties That Need Them

By Elena Mejía and Shawn Donnan for Bloomberg Politics + Equality

In this year's US presidential campaign, few issues figure as prominently as immigration. Voters from coast to coast have seen their communities mired in fierce debates about how to handle an influx of migrants fueled by a record number of border crossings in 2023.

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Often lost in all the politicking, though, is a clear accounting of what shape the recent wave of immigration has taken -- and what clues that offers about the US economy, including the labor and resource needs of the swing-state cities and towns that are poised to have outsize impact on the election.


Bloomberg News analyzed immigration court data obtained by researchers at Syracuse University that show where the 1.8 million asylum seekers and refugees who landed in the US in 2023 have taken up residence...

Migrants landing in swing states, and across the country, are gravitating to counties that voted for President Joe Biden in 2020.

In the battleground states that will decide this November's election, about 72% of migrants in 2023 went to Biden counties while less than a third went to Trump counties, the Bloomberg analysis found. Counties that voted for Biden four years ago are home to roughly 60% of the overall US population.

Swing states received 12% of all migrants, with most going to blue counties like Philadelphia, home to Pennsylvania's largest city, and Gwinnett, which is outside Atlanta.

Much like in previous generations, migrants are headed to places with growing local economies, bolstering the labor force in places that are already thriving. In swing states, 85% of migrants settled in places that saw GDP growth from 2019 to 2022, according to the latest available data....

These newcomers are unlikely to become US citizens before the election, so they won't be casting ballots of their own.

LOL, sure.


Westmoreland, which through the 19th and 20th centuries turned coal into a manufacturing-driven regional economy that once attracted companies such as Alcoa, Sony and Volkswagen, has weathered decades of deindustrialization that led to a steady exodus of people. And for years local leaders have been plotting how to attract more residents, with mixed results. The county's population is about 10% smaller today than it was at its peak in 1979.

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Westmoreland was the destination for just 142 migrants with cases pending in immigration court in 2023. And the politics of the region may preclude that from getting much larger.

Let's force Westmoreland to take 15-20,000 Haitians so it can start thriving again!!!

This is an especially sick thing to demand, when the town you're talking about has had a collapse of local employment due to deindustrialization, that is, outsourcing manufacturing jobs to the third world.

But let's flood this already low-employment town with lots of illegals willing to work for dirt wages. That'll really help the locals to thrive!

How much more obvious could Bloomberg be that they are making a case for liberals getting what they want politically -- a never-ending flood of third world "new voters" -- so long as those dirty foreigners are penned up with Dirty White Working Class.


Local Republican elected officials have this year worked to get the county, in which Trump took 63% of the vote in 2020, taken off a list of sanctuary communities kept by the Center for Immigration Studies, a think tank that advocates for tougher border policies. That became an issue because of Republican moves in the state legislature to crack down on cities and counties identified as sanctuaries and local complaints from Trump supporters.

What they're complaining about is that liberals want to declare their cities sanctuary cities, but then dirty foreigners actually take them at their word that they are "welcomed" there and move to those leftwing cities.

What they want is for red jurisdictions to call themselves sanctuary cities so the dirty foreigners will move their instead, leaving Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard pristine and almost entirely white and wealthy.

Here, they make the case that what these economically-stunted former manufacturing areas need is not new jobs but new workers to fill the few jobs that exist, because, somehow, adding new workers to an area with high unemployment will attract "outside investors" who will then start new industries and make new jobs.

Where they're getting this is unclear. I think this is just pure wishcasting and trying to concoct some fantasy about why dirty foreigners should stick to crumbling post-industrial towns where dirty Trump votes live.


According to federal data, the county's local economy was at the end of 2022 still 2.5% smaller in inflation-adjusted terms than it was in 2019 before the pandemic. The lack of workers still serves as one hindrance to drawing new investments, according to local economic development officials.

Yes whenever a town's unemployment is high, and people are leaving the area to find work in other places, I always think, "What this place needs is a flood of new third-world workers to compete with the resident population for the few remaining jobs. Just putting all those working class white people out on the street will really attract 'outside investment.'"

Kulick's program is part of his broader mission to quietly bring migrants to a conservative county that was built many generations ago by immigrants arriving from places like Italy and Eastern Europe, but has gravitated toward Trump and his anti-migrant politics in recent years.

If it wants to survive, the county will eventually have to welcome more migrants from Latin America and beyond, Kulick says. It's a matter of adapting to economic reality, he says.

Nah. I think they should just build paper mills and fat rendering plants on Martha's Vineyard. What do you think of that? Really make Martha's Vineyard thrive with foreigners and dirty industries.

Meanwhile: Springfield Ohio is thriving, baby, if your metric for "thriving" is shoplifting and vehicle theft.


Reports of shoplifting and vehicle theft increased considerably in Springfield, Ohio, following the arrival of thousands of Haitian refugees, according to data obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation through a records request.

The town, which had a population of 58,622 in 2020, has taken in between 12,000 and 20,000 Haitian refugees over the past three years, marking a population increase of between 20.4% and 34.1%. From 2021 to 2023, Springfield also saw a 51.5% jump in motor vehicle theft reports and a 112.8% spike in reports of shoplifting, data provided by the Springfield Police Division shows.

Springfield residents previously told the DCNF that the influx of Haitians has resulted in an uptick in car accidents, increased housing prices and strained public services. Bryan Heck, Springfield's city manager, sent a letter to Democratic Ohio Sen. Sherrod Brown, Republican Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance and Republican South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott in July requesting federal assistance to deal with the pressure migrants had placed on the housing supply.

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Springfield's police department declined to comment on the crime data, which does not include information on the immigration status or demographics of offenders.

Obviously, American citizens cannot have possession of any information that might undermine the Regime's claims.

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Republican Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine has set aside $2.5 million to help Springfield deal with the migrant surge and announced Wednesday that he would deploy the Ohio State Highway Patrol to assist with traffic enforcement in the municipality. The issue of poor driving among refugees became a flashpoint in the community after a Haitian national driving a minivan without a license swerved in front of a school bus in August 2023, killing an 11-year-old boy and injuring roughly a dozen other students.

One Springfield resident, a pastor, told the DCNF that the town had accidents every day as a result of the influx of Haitians. A local towing employee confirmed that there had been an uptick in wrecks.

Thriving, baby.

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 12:11 PM (fzPQK)

2 Morning, ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2024 12:11 PM (fzPQK)

3 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

4 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:12 PM (v6JzV)

5 They're barely even pretending anymore.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

6 Nice. Fixed ace's centering html for the first time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

7 Centered

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:13 PM (fS9Q1)

8 Oops too late

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:13 PM (fS9Q1)

9 [/c]Maine, what was once a purple state had an influx of Somalis in Lewiston. Not it is referred to as "Little Mogadishu". And Maine goes blue.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 24, 2024 12:13 PM (N39Ws)

10 Reports of shoplifting and vehicle theft increased considerably in Springfield, Ohio, following the arrival of thousands of Haitian refugees, according to data obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation through a records request.
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'Reports' are racist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (fS9Q1)

11 Fixed ace's centering html for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Ace finally gave you access?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)

12 Yep, EVERYBODY in my blood colored community is clamoring for more illiterate wetbacks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (pohLc)

13 The only place they need to be resettled is temporarily in a relocation camp prior to being shipped back across the border.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (7stnK)

14 10 Reports of shoplifting and vehicle theft increased considerably in Springfield, Ohio, following the arrival of thousands of Haitian refugees, according to data obtained by the Daily Caller News Foundation through a records request.
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'Reports' are racist.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (fS9Q1)

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"The local businessman who employs a few dozen of them loves them, though. Business interests are more important than the people's interests."
-The left now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

15 1. Outsource everything to the 3rd world
2. Bring the 3rd world here
3. Profit?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (6yYc+)

16 11 Ace finally gave you access?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)

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I have been promoted to full cob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

17 "...adding new workers to an area with high unemployment will attract "outside investors" who will then start new industries and make new jobs."

Works for me!

Posted by: Jean Baptiste Lamarck at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (w9Wax)

18 Hope it doesn't happen here

Posted by: Doug Blake at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (/7KEl)

19 Haitians make your community thrive!!!

-every idiot left winger on X

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (i7Q7S)

20 I am willing to risk not thriving so much.

The Alabama situation is getting heated.

Posted by: Piper at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (p4NUW)

21 Just wait until the migrants who are politically motivated run for office. As they've done up in Michigan. Entire governments run by non-Americans.

That'll be fun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (Q4IgG)

22 Why outsource manufacturing to third world countries when you could import the workers, and make the taxpayers foot all of the social welfare benefits and use their resources as incentives.

@winning!!

Posted by: American Corporations at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (FpXzY)

23 Remember when the left claimed that income inequality was THE biggest issue?

There is nothing that drives income inequality more then immigration. It brings the salaries of low skill Americans down and those connected to the government up.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (oZhjI)

24 "Sylacauga" sounds like a lung ailment. "The doctor says I have a bad case of sylacauga. I won't be in for the rest of the week."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

25 "These newcomers are unlikely to become US citizens before the election, so they won't be casting ballots of their own."
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There are plenty of people willing to cast ballots on their behalf.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

26 >I have been promoted to full cob.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

----

official t-shirt and everything?

Posted by: Doug Blake at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (/7KEl)

27 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 15h
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he plans on deporting the over 500,000 migrants that Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have flown to communities throughout the country.

"Kamala has illegally flown in more than half a million migrants."

"Working with left-wing nonprofits to inundate Pennsylvania communities, changing the character of small towns and villages all over our country and changing them forever."

"They will never be the same. They will never be. Do you think Springfield will ever be the same?"

"You have to get 'em the h*ll out."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (CEzQx)

28 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Congratulations.


Now you have a strategic advantage over Doof.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

29 We've secretly replaced the population of the town of Springfield with Haitian illegals. Let's see if anyone notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)

30 We don’t need no stinking unions.

Posted by: American Corporations at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (FpXzY)

31 Yankees are panicking. Their political pimp hand is at risk and thus they started running slaves. So endless wars for the citizens either overseas or at home. Fuck this shit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 12:18 PM (c711F)

32 Hate has no home here (unless it's mandatory woke hate)!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:18 PM (L/fGl)

33 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)


Does that mean you're no longer an asshole? Or does that actually cement your asshole status?

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:18 PM (RhGG0)

34 Can I get an explanation for why we are taking millions of "refugees" from countries with whom the US government has close friendly relations?

If Guatemala is a fascist/communist regime oppressing its people why is the US government paying their leaders and mugging for pictures with them?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (oZhjI)

35 “ From 2021 to 2023, Springfield also saw a 51.5% jump in motor vehicle theft reports and a 112.8% spike in reports of shoplifting, data provided by the Springfield Police Division shows.”


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Obviously diversity is our strength!

And, Haiti must be this dynamic place with a great economy, right?

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (i7Q7S)

36 PBS did a story about Haitians in Springfield that was rather eye opening. (Jimmy Dore had the video) PBS toured a factory which had hired the Haitians and the factory owner came right out and insulted the white people in Springfield. Called them "drug addicts" and said the Haitians don't have the problems the white work force in Springfield does.

I looked at the factory owner and thought, "Sure, buddy, there's no federal cheese involved with hiring the Haitians. I'm sure everything is hunky dory."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (tT6L1)

37 Is there anyone left in Haiti ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (IyPmt)

38 Not the Red Counties That Need Them

need?

gfy

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (NGHTx)

39 I live in a very conservative area in Texas. We have all the diversity we need thanks to JBS.

Posted by: huerfano at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (VGOMa)

40 "Sylacauga" sounds like a lung ailment. "The doctor says I have a bad case of sylacauga. I won't be in for the rest of the week."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Some of the Mannix girls a little crazy with the sylacauga implants.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (v6JzV)

41 re 26: and platinum colored membership card yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (CWTWj)

42 33 Does that mean you're no longer an asshole? Or does that actually cement your asshole status?
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:18 PM (RhGG0)

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False. It enhances it.

1000 times over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

43 Afternoon Ace. The Haitians could wipe out half the native population of Springfield and the leftist idiots and propaganda ministries would say "but Trump said they were eating cats and dogs" and ignore the Americans who died.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (YdxrQ)

44 I have been promoted to full cob.

Congrats. I guess you'll get an ear full from people before they pop. Butter them up though and you'll have them saying aw schucks he's just a little corny.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (oZhjI)

45 Initially they dump illegal aliens in blue cities because the population there is either welcoming or apathetic. This allows multiple waves to enter without much resistance.

Shithole cities also have an in-place welfare assistance infrastructure that can use the additional federal funds to blanket over the decades of fraud that have metastasized.

Shithole cities also have more housing inventory, though dilapidated, is accessible, where as thriving areas have tight housing markets making squatting and other invading established neighborhoods much more difficult.

We are now at the Shithole Saturation Phase where future waves must go somewhere else.

We are also getting late in the game where the voting registration of illegals is getting close to the admissability wire.

Their registrations are used by the Left to cast ballots, you can't trust an illegal to vote "correctly" nor have a red area influence them in the "wrong" way.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (rHxhM)

46 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Does this include access to the banhammer?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (CIS44)

47 Here, they make the case that what these economically-stunted former manufacturing areas need is not new jobs but new workers to fill the few jobs that exist, because, somehow, adding new workers to an area with high unemployment will attract "outside investors" who will then start new industries and make new jobs.
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This is from the "Underpants Gnomes" school of economics:

1. Bring in thousands of unskilled, poor laborers to a place with high unemployment.
2. ???
3. Profit!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (7fElN)

48 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Congratulations.


Now you have a strategic advantage over Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)


Shiiiiiit --- now he's a bigger threat and therefore a more vital target. I aint a-scared!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (RhGG0)

49 ‘ Migrants Are Settling in Thriving Blue Counties -- Not the Red Counties That Need Them’

No one needs them, you shitheads.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 24, 2024 12:20 PM (VK1eQ)

50 Congratulations, I'm sorry to hear that, TJM.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (tT6L1)

51 Here come the Prometheus threads...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

52 37 Is there anyone left in Haiti ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (IyPmt)

The only thing Haitians manufacture is more Haitians. There are still plenty of dog eating Haitians in Haiti.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (pohLc)

53 I have been promoted to full cob.

Ah, management.
*gets out rotten tomatoes and preprinted protest sign*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C)

54 Ace complains about high inflation, and when we bring in tens of millions of cheap workers to reduce inflation, he complains about that.

Make up your mind ya freak!

Oh, and you might start learning Creole. That is, if you want your pathetic little blog to thrive in the future.

As for us, our children are learning Mandarin.

Posted by: Democrat Billionaires at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (ofUq/)

55 Don't worry - they're working on it.

Biden/Harris has imported five percent of the population of Haiti, and 80% of them have been resettled in red states.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (uxCna)

56
If Guatemala is a fascist/communist regime oppressing its people why is the US government paying their leaders and mugging for pictures with them?


they're excited by the great, great deals they got from Guatemala on all these new constituents!

Stacking em deep, selling em cheap....come on down!

Posted by: Guatamala Immigrant Emporium at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (NGHTx)

57 first they came for the illegals
and i said nothing
because i don't have a lawn to mow

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (CWTWj)

58 Maybe I'd better hit the grocery this evening in prep for the hurricane, just in case. The car is gassed up; the cats have food and I can fill containers with water. Just need some chow for yours truly. If it does not bear to the NNE after squeezing through the space between the Yucatan and Cuba, and continues on NW, it'll be coming *here.*

(See my sig for my reaction to all this)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

59
Per Michigan, yup. Hearing about it it at a assembly plant in Kentwood.

Good, solid slaves that don't complain or smoke dope during lunch break.

I would guess that the organized labor grift doesn't pay enough for Democrats using local prols.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

60
They're eating the cats?

16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found.

https://is.gd/VvKlef

/ meow meow meow meow

Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

61 Rachel Maddow assures me that unless your town is directly on the southern border, illegal immigration has no impact.

You can all breathe easy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (KbCG3)

62 The video that John Legend did was priceless and so telling. He's admonishing others like Springfield to take all those people in and getting on his high moral horse. Did he make one of those for Marthas Vineyard? They called in the National Freaking Guard over 50 brown people. Hypocrites. If you want it and vote for it. Then sit there and take it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (ewjUl)

63 @16 TJM congrats did you get the key to the executive washroom?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (YdxrQ)

64 As you well know, the left is adamant that all the world's destitute be permitted to come settle the United States to free it from its current colonialist inhabitants.

I propose the following policy:

You are free to bring in as many people as you want from wherever you want but...

1. You, personally, must pay to house them.
2. You, personally, must pay to feed them.
3. You, personally, must pay to provide them medical.
4. You, personally, must pay to educate them.
5. No children are considered citizens.

If you fail in any of these actions, they are given 30 days to leave and you are stripped of your right to vote.

If they commit a crime - voting, DUI, rape, whatever... the others are given 30 days to leave, you are required to serve a prison term equal to the offenders, and you are stripped of your right to vote.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (U7wke)

65 16 cats disappeared in Bangor? Isn't Bangor the home of Stephen King?

Hmmm.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

66 Congrats TJM!

Your first act as cob should probably NOT be flaunting the banhammer and banning everyone that disparages the movie that shall not be named. Save that for day 10.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (QAK8m)

67 Maybe because conservatives never wanted this, but hey at least Kamala grew up in a middle class world.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (d2bW3)

68 Nothing makes a place thrive like lots of dirt cheap labor!

Posted by: Democrats! at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (uxCna)

69 What's the Kamala Style Guide say, is it joyful thriving or thriving joyfully?

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (d4YmY)

70 I live in a very conservative area in Texas. We have all the diversity we need thanks to JBS

looking at the changing demographics of the school districts (no matter how rural) over the last 4 years in Texas is pretty shocking

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (NGHTx)

71 As for us, our children are learning Mandarin.
Posted by: Democrat Billionaires at September 24, 2024 12:21 PM (ofUq/)


You should learn the ukerere too!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (RhGG0)

72 66 Congrats TJM!

Your first act as cob should probably NOT be flaunting the banhammer and banning everyone that disparages the movie that shall not be named. Save that for day 10.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (QAK8m)

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It's been about 7 days...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

73 67 Maybe because conservatives never wanted this, but hey at least Kamala grew up in a middle class world.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (d2bW3

Where people loved their lawns

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:23 PM (IyPmt)

74 You know what needs to happen?

Real Americans need to just start taking over these resort locations.

You have a cottage in Martha's Vineyard? Oh sorry, we moved a real American family there. You can deal with it.

Who wants to join me in liberating most of Oprah's vast estate on Maui? We can let her keep a room, but she's got WAYYY too much to allow her to live like a queen.

She needs to deal with the poors that she hates so much.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (N1DT3)

75 Mike DeWine likely knew about the situation in Springfield a months ago.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (fS9Q1)

76 I for one would like to pledge my allegiance to our knew overload.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (CIS44)

77 Hey Wyatt, how are things in your town? It appears things have gotten a bit spicy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (tT6L1)

78 Bangor? I never even met her!

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (d4YmY)

79 Also, if they are so gaga over illegals, why don't they embrace them and enjoy them in their leftist gulags?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:24 PM (d2bW3)

80 I saw something last week that people have started directing the illegals to houses with Harris/Walz or "In This House We Believe" signs.

Works for me.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

81 16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found.
/ meow meow meow meow
Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

I've got a great idea for a book!

Posted by: Stephen King, resident asshole at September 24, 2024 12:25 PM (k9OZB)

82 Mike DeWine likely knew about the situation in Springfield a months ago.

Mrs DeWine has been very happy with the nice young Haitian man I brought in to eat her kitty.

Now where are my Ukrainian teens Joe?

Posted by: Mike DeWiner at September 24, 2024 12:25 PM (oZhjI)

83 Send them to Potomac or Travilah, Maryland. Wolf Trap, McClean, Great Falls, Floris or Belmont in Virginia. Send the bulk of them to DC itself.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 12:25 PM (mGsYs)

84 I have been watching a guy named Peter Santenello on YouTube who goes out and does longform pieces on these areas. He just visited central Massachusetts about an hour from Boston and EVERY TOWN has at least one migrant hotel.

They aren't being flooded like this, but I wouldn't think Chowdahland votes red, either.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2024 12:25 PM (3qNLt)

85 Congress could write into every federal spending bill that “no monies allocated can be spent, or provided directly, or to third parties who would allocate, donate it, or otherwise transfer it to, any of the NGO’s, their affiliates, subsidiaries or partners currently helping to undermine our immigration system”. They could also mention by name who those companies are.

See, Congress. I just wrote the language for you, no charge. But I guess that’s not who you are.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (7lCm1)

86 “Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?”

Posted by: Bill Kristol, A-Hole! at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (uxCna)

87 @75 Mike DeWine runs a charity in Haiti. He knee what was going to happen years ago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (YdxrQ)

88 Why outsource manufacturing to third world countries when you could import the workers, and make the taxpayers foot all of the social welfare benefits and use their resources as incentives.

That doesn't answer the problem of crumbling infrastructure, inadequate grid power and oppressive regulation and taxes that have forced any company that can outsource its product to somewhere other than the former United States and Western Europe.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (rHxhM)

89 Illegals will go where they will give the most handouts and allow criminal activity. In other words, blue shitholes.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (D6PGr)

90 Bloomberg never cheers for any diversity in their business.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (FhXTo)

91 This is from the "Underpants Gnomes" school of economics:

1. Bring in thousands of unskilled, poor laborers to a place with high unemployment.
2. ???
3. Profit!


What do you mean? This is great for the US. Profits for the left wing companies and none of them fascist tariffs. It's a win/win.

Whatever you do, don't make yourself unpure by voting for Trump with his fascist tariffs and icky union members.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2024 12:26 PM (yOPBE)

92 Trump’s railing in the debate that they’re eating the cats and dogs was the inflection point that will win him the election (sans any successful steal)

Even if you disagree no person with at least two active brain cells can deny that these fuckhead illegals are fucking up our local communities, bigly

Cats Lives Matter

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (EwY5B)

93 Gallup's voter id survey results show:

R: 48%
D: 45%

After 8 years of Trump destroying the GOP image and after a month of Kamala bringing joy to everyone.

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

94 spot-on, ace; wishcasting with a generous admixture of fantasy and the ever-popular outright lies!

perfect fodder for mindless blue-staters!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (UWgy2)

95
In the past two years, Catholic Charities has welcomed around 150 refugees to Bangor. They are expecting to welcome 150 more to that part of the state in the coming months.

150 Haitians coming in October.

https://is.gd/FAsGMz

Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (RKVpM)

96 >>>Hey Wyatt, how are things in your town? It appears things have gotten a bit spicy.
Posted by: blake

Worse than ever. I decided to take another year, only because the money they were throwing at us was ridiculous.

I love how the new mayor wants to put in the 76ers stadium in center city. It'll be a disaster, and the Asian community if furious.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (d2bW3)

97 He just visited central Massachusetts about an hour from Boston and EVERY TOWN has at least one migrant hotel.

I was tracking one town not that far near me where the local government worked with the state to tear down their one (quite fancy) hotel to replace it with a slum for the new comers.

The locales were outraged but then turned around and voted for all the local government incumbents and I am sure will do so again in the federal election.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (oZhjI)

98 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)


Will we get banned for saying Prometheus is the worst movie ever made? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (U7wke)

99

The Democrats have really taken the lid off their criminal enterprises.

With the help of the fake cons of course.

Everyone getting fat at the trough.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (et1vG)

100 What's the Kamala Style Guide say, is it joyful thriving or thriving joyfully?
Posted by: crabgrass farmer at September 24, 2024


***
Gotta watch the overuse of those adverbs, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

101 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)


*looks for palm fronds*
*settles for three old car rags*
Congrats!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (7stnK)

102 What do you mean? This is great for the US. Profits for the left wing companies and none of them fascist tariffs. It's a win/win.

Whatever you do, don't make yourself unpure by voting for Trump with his fascist tariffs and icky union members.


Aw, what's the matter, did someone question Trump's infallibility? Is that the source of your butthurt?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (xCA6C)

103 I think it's long past time to remove Catholic Charities charitable status.

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (NGHTx)

104 So they ship the illegals to these small towns to help them thrive; but earlier in the text there was all this hand-wringing about the illegals gravitating toward those blue-blue areas and States.
Question 1: How long do these illegals hang around in those small towns when there ain't squat for them?
Question 2: Do they gravitate to the blue zones because the welfare benefits are better in those places? After all, DeWine has to allocate funds to Springfield because Springfield just doesn't have the means to deal with all these "thriving" illegals.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (TOe+Q)

105 OT:

Screw Zelensky and his politicking for Harris and Waltz.

If Trump wins, all American aid should be cut off until Zelensky resigns.

Let the Europeans pay for him.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (uxCna)

106 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Real journalists need to actually dive into why the Haitian asylum seekers overrunning Springfield are causing so many accidents. Because it's driving up insurance costs for real people, and getting people killed.

Are they just getting a car and driving without a license? Because there's no consequences for having one? Change that, arrest them and deport them if they are caught here breaking our laws

If they are getting a permit or a license, how? I've had to be a the DMV for license/ID paperwork, and there are only a few countries my state allows licenses from to be a permitted form of ID. And the Haitian refugees are not paying their own bills, I assume, so they don't have secondary ID like utility bills to prove their identity. Who is helping them fast track a license they should not be able to easily get? Expose that person or group.

So many stories, so little journalism.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (QAK8m)

108 So, in other words, really cheap shit labor FTW, then, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (7stnK)


Did you finish your geezer-fleecing already?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:29 PM (v6JzV)

110 Now you have a strategic advantage over Doof.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)


I believe Doof has been to the TXMoMe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:29 PM (U7wke)

111 Aw, what's the matter, did someone question Trump's infallibility? Is that the source of your butthurt?
Posted by: Archimedes


I already said Trump wasn't infallible - he likes his steaks well done.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (yOPBE)

112 Ra✋️
I can answer this,

To destroy the conservative area, they couldn't give a flying fk about illegals as long as they stay on their side.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (QCiAZ)

113 Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (oaGWv)

114 At my local DMV they had signs everywhere saying if you didn't bring all the ID they wanted they'd send you home with no license.

Over the loudspeaker though they announced that if you were a refugee they'd take whatever documentation you might have or even none if you didn't have any...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (oZhjI)

115
I guess a 'Wall of Voodoo' sock - while forgotten and inadvertent - worked for a post on Haitians.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (RKVpM)

116 I already said Trump wasn't infallible - he likes his steaks well done.
Posted by: Chuck C

With catsup!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (CIS44)

117 >>>I guess a 'Wall of Voodoo' sock - while forgotten and inadvertent - worked for a post on Haitians.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


The band is very good, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM (d2bW3)

118 Do not travel to Haiti due to kidnapping, crime, civil unrest, and limited health care.

Country Summary: Since March 2024, Haiti has been under a State of Emergency. Crimes involving firearms are common in Haiti. They include robbery, carjackings, sexual assault, and kidnappings for ransom. Kidnapping is widespread, and U.S. citizens have been victims and have been hurt or killed. Kidnappers may plan carefully or target victims at random, unplanned times. Kidnappers will even target and attack convoys. Kidnapping cases often involve ransom requests. Victims’ families have paid thousands of dollars to rescue their family members. 

Protests, demonstrations, and roadblocks are common and unpredictable. They often damage or destroy infrastructure and can become violent. Mob killings and assaults by the public have increased, including targeting those suspected of committing crimes.

The airport in Port-au-Prince can be a focal point for armed activity. Armed robberies are common. Carjackers attack private vehicles stuck in traffic. They often target lone drivers, especially women.


Let's bring them in!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM (uxCna)

119 If they are getting a permit or a license, how? I've had to be a the DMV for license/ID paperwork, and there are only a few countries my state allows licenses from to be a permitted form of ID. And the Haitian refugees are not paying their own bills, I assume, so they don't have secondary ID like utility bills to prove their identity. Who is helping them fast track a license they should not be able to easily get? Expose that person or group.

So many stories, so little journalism.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (QAK8m)
----
Didn't someone reach out to the local DMV to find out what was going on? I think the reply was, "I'm not allowed to talk about it"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM (7fElN)

120 think it's long past time to remove Catholic Charities charitable status.
Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024


***
And move a few thousand of these invaders to live in the priests' lodging.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

121 Worse than ever. I decided to take another year, only because the money they were throwing at us was ridiculous.

I love how the new mayor wants to put in the 76ers stadium in center city. It'll be a disaster, and the Asian community if furious.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:27 PM (d2bW3)
-------------------

Wyatt, thanks for the update. Weird how the story linked yesterday was only the tip of the iceberg. Almost like things which reflect badly on Democrats are under reported.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

122 These newcomers are unlikely to become US citizens before the election, so they won't be casting ballots of their own.
===================
I wonder if they laughed when they wrote this obvious inanity.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (yxsmH)

123 Musk on who's to blame for the violence against Trump.

https://is.gd/otsIif

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

124 Let's see -- Doof's "COBs I have met" BINGO Card updated status...

CBD. Mis Hum. Weird Dave. Free Space. Weasel. TJM.

Dang -- still don't have them lined up good enough for a BINGO

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (RhGG0)

125 "The Great Replacement is a wacky far-right conspiracy theory..."

"Well actually the Great Replacement is a great idea..."

Like clockwork

Posted by: teejuss at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (V9chC)

126 >>> Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.

He's not helping fight the stereotype that all Biden/Harris supporters or dems are pedo loving losers. Top notch family, this one.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (QAK8m)

127 Migrants Are Settling in Thriving Blue Counties -- Not the Red Counties That Need Them
........

ha ha ha
*Ahem* Enjoy the suck. NOBODY needs them.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (v0R5T)

128 123 Musk on who's to blame for the violence against Trump.

https://is.gd/otsIif
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)

======

If Trump didn't say things the left didn't like, then the left would stop trying to murder him.

Simple.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

129 113 Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (oaGWv)

Hey, you have child porn on your computer. Your father was just arrested for trying to assassinate President Trump. You might want to lay low for a bit.

Nah. I'm going to come out swinging against Trump and his supporters.

Bold strategy. Let's see if it works.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (KbCG3)

130 Do not travel to Haiti due to kidnapping, crime, civil unrest, and limited health care.

***
I was NEVER going there anyway. Thou marshall'st me in the way that I was going.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

131 Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.

I assume the arrest is to make sure Ryan says only what they tell him to say. It would be rather odd for him to get picked up in a routine anti-pedo bust otherwise...

Also, remember how the FNM says it is crazy to say our elites are a bunch of pedo-fr1iendly freaks? Well...I guess this is a local news story right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (oZhjI)

132
The band is very good, if you ask me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM


I hate to dance because testosterone, but 'Mexican Radio' makes me wanna dance.

I think there is only one other song in the world that does that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM)

133 think it's long past time to remove Catholic Charities charitable status.
Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024

***
And move a few thousand of these invaders to live in the priests' lodging.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)
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I blame this on GW's "faith based initiative" nonsense.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (tT6L1)

134 Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (oaGWv)

Baby Routh?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2024 12:33 PM (w9Wax)

135
I have always found TJM's posts to be informative, enlightening, and insightful.

His responses to my inadequate contributions have always been kind, humorous, and agreeable.

Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)

136 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
.......

with butter and pepper?

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

137 Huh. You wouldn't think she'd be all that interested in thrusting.

Towering Transgender Fencer Dominates Experienced Female Rivals At Championship Just Six Months After Taking Up The Sport

https://is.gd/Xl0k4r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (L/fGl)

138 You're not going to believe this.

California is suing Exxon (Chevron?) because California embraced recycling of plastics and plastics recycling is pointless. "Based on a lie" IIRC.

This is not a joke. Just heard it on local news.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you and your kids, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (7h9jE)

139 I believe Doof has been to the TXMoMe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:29 PM (U7wke)


Nobody goes to those, they're too crowded

Posted by: Yogi "Doof" Berra at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (RhGG0)

140 Where are the foriegn influence complaints if Zelinsky is campaigning for Vice President Kamala Harris? I guess pearl clutching fell out of fashion.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (QSrLX)

141 135
I have always found TJM's posts to be informative, enlightening, and insightful.

His responses to my inadequate contributions have always been kind, humorous, and agreeable.
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)

=======

Obvious flattery.

That's a bannin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

142 NO NO NO!!! Our economy and social structure is much too fragile to withstand their depredations. It takes careful husbandry to maintain. That's one reason that Downstate is despised and so unwelcome here.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (hKoQL)

143 Springfield could have kept out these invaders just like Martha's Vineyard did. The plan is simple: the very first bus that shows up, up send it away. Just what MV did.

But the Springfield government was down with the invasion and almost certainly encouraged it. They were bribed, paid off, or otherwise corrupted into fucking over their constituencies.

I'm sure the local businesses and manufacturing plants -- many owned by Japanese -- were happy to see a big influx of very cheap, pliable labor and potential new customers.

See how this works? Everyone makes off like thieves except the actual normal citizens that work there. They get fucked.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

144 Redistribute the wealth illegals.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

145 "I assume the arrest is to make sure Ryan says only what they tell him to say. It would be rather odd for him to get picked up in a routine anti-pedo bust otherwise..."

Supposedly he had quite a stash of images on his cell.

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (oaGWv)

146 "Swing states received 12% of all migrants, with most going to blue counties like Philadelphia, home to Pennsylvania's largest city, and Gwinnett, which is outside Atlanta."


Gwinnett county used to be solid red, low crime and, coincidentally the best school system in the state. Now, thanks to 20 years of relentless illegal immigration it is strong blue, massive crime and coincidentally some of the worst schools in the state. The benefits of diversity.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (GUOwU)

147 Per the NY Post, Ryan Routh's son has been arrested on child pornography charges. Quite a family.
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:30 PM (oaGWv)

Baby Routh?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

You shoulda socked Sloth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (4oXVn)

148 Yes, I can confirm the Doofster has been to the TX MoMe. However, make sure one talks to Doof the day before he sits down with Sponge. The next morning, Doof isn't nearly as coherent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1)

149 When tens of people are not beholden to the laws of the local populace, they’re diplomats. When it’s hundreds, they’re politicians. When it’s tens of thousands, they're an invading army and you’re being conquered.

Posted by: Crazy at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (xZjrU)

150 These newcomers are unlikely to become US citizens before the election, so they won't be casting ballots of their own.

That's largely true - the Big Plan is to amnesty them, and put them on a fast track to citizenship, so they can all vote in 2028.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (uxCna)

151 And expose the poor, sweet dreamers to the hateful intolerance of the red states? For shame. No, it's better and more humane for the left to set an good example by keeping them.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (x33Qt)

152 The benefit of keeping them blue is more electoral votes and House seats.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (GD2xa)

153 Musk on who's to blame for the violence against Trump.

https://is.gd/otsIif
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:32 PM (L/fGl)



As Ace put:

"Your speech is violence. Our violence is speech."

We're in serious trouble in this country.........The last bastion of hope is on the ropes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

154 California is suing Exxon (Chevron?) because California embraced recycling of plastics and plastics recycling is pointless. "Based on a lie" IIRC.

and then they wonder why Chevron is the latest major company to leave CA for TX

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:37 PM (NGHTx)

155 >> Do not travel to Haiti due to kidnapping, crime, civil unrest, and limited health care.

Visit Dominican Republic. Same island, half the problems.

I remember seeing an aerial picture of their shared border. DR was lush, tropical, green. Haiti was brown and stripped bare of trees. One knew how to manage their country without killing it completely, the other didn't. And that was BEFORE the Clintons descended with their carpetbags and false promises after the earthquake hit.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:37 PM (QAK8m)

156 Yes, I can confirm the Doofster has been to the TX MoMe. However, make sure one talks to Doof the day before he sits down with Sponge. The next morning, Doof isn't nearly as coherent.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1)



But Doof brings the whiskey! It's not my fault!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

157 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Did you get the keys to the executive washroom?

Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024 12:37 PM (oaGWv)

158 Where are the foriegn influence complaints if Zelinsky is campaigning for Vice President Kamala Harris? I guess pearl clutching fell out of fashion.

Zelensky's campaigning is apparently a complete violation of Federal election laws.
'
Good luck enforcing that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna)

159 Who is helping them fast track a license they should not be able to easily get? Expose that person or group.

So many stories, so little journalism.
Posted by: LizLem


One indie reporter said the rumor is NGO translators are giving the answer key to the applicants, and DMV is fast-tracking the licenses. That is if they bother at all. Some are just using their entry card as ID.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (IG4Id)

160 Yes, I can confirm the Doofster has been to the TX MoMe. However, make sure one talks to Doof the day before he sits down with Sponge. The next morning, Doof isn't nearly as coherent.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1)


You're mostly correct -- I'm able to hold my own with Sponge. SpongeBro, on the other hand -- totally different story!!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (RhGG0)

161 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 15h
PRESIDENT TRUMP: It takes centuries to build the unique character of each state. But reckless migration policy can change it quickly and permanently. Just like we’ve seen in London, and Paris, and Minneapolis. If Kamala Harris wins this election, she will flood Pennsylvania cities and towns with illegal migrants from all over the world—and Pennsylvania will not be Pennsylvania any longer.

When I’m president, all migrant flights to Pennsylvania will STOP the moment I take the oath of office. Those who do not belong, will be sent back home. We will end the invasion of small-town Pennsylvania—and we will END the destruction of America.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (CEzQx)

162
Baby Routh?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks



Throw him in the pool and yell "DOODY DOODY!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

163 If Trump wins, all American aid should be cut off until Zelensky resigns.

We're broke. Our credit cards are maxed out. We have numerous issues at home. Aid to Europe should be cut off. Period. They're rich, they can pay for themselves for a change.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (U7wke)

164 Zelensky's campaigning is apparently a complete violation of Federal election laws.
'
Good luck enforcing that.
Posted by: The ARC of History

We've looked into it, totes cool.
-FEC

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (CIS44)

165 So many stories, so little journalism.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM
_____

Springfield is what, somewhere between NY and LA? I'm supposed sleep in a flea-ridden motel and eat in some greasy diner? Do they even know what arugula is?

Posted by: Journalist at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (fS9Q1)

166 Ohio has the worst Republican governor in the country and only a scarce handful of Democrat governors keeps him above being the absolute worst. We voted for the sawed-off runt, but we were never asked our thoughts on 20,000 Haitians invading Springfield. There was no vote regarding the Guatemalans brought in by chicken farms and meat processors to destroy the small cities of New Philadelphia and Dover who were so ignorant that they didn't even know Spanish, let alone English. Now it is up to the Amish to stop this insanity from spreading.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (ogTiX)

167 You're mostly correct -- I'm able to hold my own with Sponge. SpongeBro, on the other hand -- totally different story!!
Posted by: Doof

Someone get the rags!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (CIS44)

168 I recommend Darien CT as the perfect place for Haitian migrants, lots of places for tents, decent hotels and oodles of shoplifting opportunities. And add to that democrat voters who can't wait to open their schools and hearts to the voodoo undocumented.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (2NXcZ)

169
Gee, your Dad is in jail for weapons charges, you might suppose they're hours away from getting a search warrant, time enough to get rid of evidence of your own criminal activities. Yet he didn't?

First inclination is they planted the pron to get him locked up and silent.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM)

170 So, tin foil hat on:

Routh getting arrested could be one of several things.

1. Just straight up real, found by NC based feds upon regular investigation regarding any potential involvement he had with his father's actions. The FBI is a bit more diffuse regarding politics than their HQ implies, and this is just standard process for field offices.

2. It was planted by NC based feds for a few different reasons, including political pressure.

2a. If there is political pressure to ensare the kid, it's probably a way to get around FL keeping Routh out of fed hands directly, to try and take control of the situation as much as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

171 If Trump wins, all American aid should be cut off until Zelensky resigns.

CIA says "no refunds"

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (NGHTx)

172 I have always found TJM's posts to be informative, enlightening, and insightful.

His responses to my inadequate contributions have always been kind, humorous, and agreeable.
Posted by: Auspex at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)



This cannot be true, for he is an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Does Disco Doof show up before or after he drinks with Sponge?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)

174 >>163 If Trump wins, all American aid should be cut off until Zelensky resigns.

We're broke. Our credit cards are maxed out. We have numerous issues at home. Aid to Europe should be cut off. Period. They're rich, they can pay for themselves for a change.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:38 PM (U7wke)

We shouldn't be supporting that caliphate anyway

Posted by: teejuss at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (V9chC)

175 172 This cannot be true, for he is an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

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Straight truth.

That's not a bannin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

176 Now it is up to the Amish to stop this insanity from spreading.

we can get a border wall up for you in 48 hours, English

Posted by: Amish at September 24, 2024 12:41 PM (NGHTx)

177 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*
Did you get the keys to the executive washroom?
Posted by: Tuna at September 24, 2024


***
Now I picture TJM as looking like Jack Lemmon, and Ace as like Fred MacMurray.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

178 Does Disco Doof show up before or after he drinks with Sponge?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)


One must attend the MoMe for such details

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

179 Chevy Chase and Silver Springs need more migrants, too. And don't forget CHappaqua

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (2NXcZ)

180 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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You'll need some sort of "Ayayollah of rock and rolla" title

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (BqVNE)

181
2. It was planted by NC based feds for a few different reasons, including political pressure.

2a. If there is political pressure to ensare the kid, it's probably a way to get around FL keeping Routh out of fed hands directly, to try and take control of the situation as much as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)



They will declare he has knowledge of an underground cell hell bent on murdering Republicans and for the safety of the country, he will need to be placed in witness protection, where they will install him into an underground cell, hellbent on murdering Republicans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Springfield is what, somewhere between NY and LA? I'm supposed sleep in a flea-ridden motel and eat in some greasy diner? Do they even know what arugula is?
Posted by: Journalist at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (fS9Q1)
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Look, I know your kind. I could put cabbage leaves on a plate, tell you it's arugula and you'd believe me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (tT6L1)

183 Watched a YT vid yesterday from a Springfield resident who's house was hit by a Haitian driver. The driver had multiple citations, but when he looked him up in the system, his prior convictions for each citation were 0. He had never been convicted or faced any consequences, so he remains a menace.

I would guess that the entire local government in that city is corrupt, by idealogy or by money.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (hCzfy)

184 163 If Trump wins, all American aid should be cut off until Zelensky resigns.


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Simpler version

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

186 Again, with the carpet bombing of Springfield Ohio with 20k Haitians, the vast majority of them military aged men, the majority adult male group in that town is now Haitian, not white, not AA's, not Hispanics, not any group.

It's sort a Globalist, Can We Dance With Your Dates, upper decker, that the lunatics in charge want to do to the rest of heritage America.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (XV/Pl)

187 Do not travel to Haiti due to kidnapping, crime, civil unrest, and limited health care.

-
Speaking of crime . . .

Fifty Shades of Sarcasm
@Fifty_ShadesOfD
Why do Los Angeles and New Orleans have zero reported homicides for 2023 Steve?
Do you *actually* think no one was murdered and we just didn’t hear about it?
Or do you think they didn’t turn in their crime stats to the FBI?

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It's because Biden /Harris have solved the crime problem emphasizing compassion over policing. Duhhhh . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

188 Straight truth.

That's not a bannin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)
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You do have a way with words.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

189 In the past two years, Catholic Charities has welcomed around 150 refugees to Bangor. They are expecting to welcome 150 more to that part of the state in the coming months.

150 Haitians coming in October.

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Dump 'em all right on Stephen King's front porch.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (N2zvp)

190 Bloomberg is such a dick he sticks it up his own ass.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (Mr3X0)

191
Someone get the rags!
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:39 PM (CIS44)



He will be relegated to Casa de la Doof, should the case arise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

192 188 You do have a way with words.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

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Too veiled to be either underhanded compliment intended as insult or regular compliment.

That's a bannin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

193 Chevy Chase and Silver Springs need more migrants, too. And don't forget CHappaqua

Posted by: Enough Bullshit

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Chevy Chase. . . I hate that place

Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (BqVNE)

194
Governor Shapiro of Pennsylvania, appearing with Zelenskyy at a weapons plant and signing an armament to be used against Russia?

Yeah, they got the goods on him too.

The word is he let a killer walk in a murder case.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (RKVpM)

195 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)


Never go full cob!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (NMT5x)

196 Fifty Shades of Sarcasm
@Fifty_ShadesOfD
Why do Los Angeles and New Orleans have zero reported homicides for 2023 Steve?
Do you *actually* think no one was murdered and we just didn’t hear about it?
Or do you think they didn’t turn in their crime stats to the FBI?



They're all just overwhelmed with joy from the funemployment they're experiencing in LA and New Orleans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

197 If the Censorship State wins (Kamala is puppet), where does Elon Musk re-locate to in order to keep sending up rockets for Space‐X ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (fS9Q1)

198 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found.

Experts don't believe an animal did this.

Bangor just had an influx of Haitians.
12:38 PM · Sep 23, 2024

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (RHGPo)

199 I have been promoted to full cob.

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Show off!

Seriously, congrats, TJM.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (N2zvp)

200 The municipal, state, police and judicial systems are all broken.

I hate to say what needs to be done to take your towns and cities back at this point.

Waiting for Trump to lose in a fixed election in November is not going to help.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (TaNXl)

201 I'm so thriving it hurts!

Posted by: Pile of Duck Feathers and Cat Skulls at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (Ybyk2)

202 You'd think John Legend or other celebs would take in migrants as indentured servants, at the very least, like that one couple did on Martha's Vineyard. They don't even have to put them in the guest house, just put them to work. But nope, even that's too gross for them.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (QAK8m)

203
I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott


I guess, then, that we had best work on perfecting our forelock tugging technique.

** tugs forelock **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

204 The word is he let a killer a close friend and political supporter walk in a murder case.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 12:46 PM (D7oie)

205 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)



*overheard in an AoS meeting of the minds*

"Who's dick do you have to suck to get some f*cking real POWER round this place?!?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

206
I guess, then, that we had best work on perfecting our forelock tugging technique.

** tugs forelock **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 24, 2024 12:45


Kinky

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:46 PM (IyPmt)

207 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I hope Dolley treats you with due reverence, and walks at least seven steps behind you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV)

208 A half cob always leaves you hungry for more.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

209 He will be relegated to Casa de la Doof, should the case arise.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)


*adds heavy plastic sheathing to MoMe shopping list*

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (RhGG0)

210 In the past two years, Catholic Charities has welcomed around 150 refugees to Bangor. They are expecting to welcome 150 more to that part of the state in the coming months.
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Put them up in all the empty rooms in the Church rectories first. Should be plenty of room.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (fS9Q1)

211 Nobody goes to those, they're too crowded
Posted by: Yogi "Doof" Berra at September 24, 2024 12:34 PM (RhGG0)


Probably why there's still a table full of booze. Cuz no one is there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (U7wke)

212 BabylonBee: Democrats Invite Foreign Leader To Meddle In U.S. Elections

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

213 207
I hope Dolley treats you with due reverence, and walks at least seven steps behind you.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV)

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Mostly, she squeezes my arm muscles and goes "oooh" every once in a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

214 If the Censorship State wins (Kamala is puppet), where does Elon Musk re-locate to in order to keep sending up rockets for Space‐X ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (fS9Q1)



I'm sure there's plenty of countries that will give him safe haven and take the billions of $$$$ he brings with him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

215 So TJM is a Cob and making the big bucks. Pretty soon he will be driving a Tesla.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (c711F)

216 215 So TJM is a Cob and making the big bucks. Pretty soon he will be driving a Tesla.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (c711F)

Vespa !

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (IyPmt)

217 there is no bigger guv rino other than Dewine. Remember his piss poor East Palestine response?

Posted by: jb at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (tpTig)

218 @16

>>I have been promoted to full cob.

So they invited you over, the door opened and it really was a shelving hanging party?

Lucky for you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)

219 Mostly, she squeezes my arm muscles and goes "oooh" every once in a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)
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After she does that, does she casually mention she's going shopping for new furniture, shoes or clothing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (tT6L1)

220 At my local DMV they had signs everywhere saying if you didn't bring all the ID they wanted they'd send you home with no license.

With my son getting his license a few weeks ago ago I brought every document/ID I could find for both of us. Still was lacking a second utility bill and had to come back another day Infuriating that immigrants anywhere are not held to the same standard. or that they are even allowed to get a license before that have a valid green card.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (GUOwU)

221 there is no bigger guv rino other than Dewine. Remember his piss poor East Palestine response?
Posted by: jb

Gov Ivey would like a word.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (CIS44)

222 Haitians are coming there'll be dancing tonight
Haitians are coming it'll be such a sight.
Such as sight, such a sight

Pigs, dogs, cats on the barbi
Such a smell in the air
Pigs, dogs, cats on the barbi
Such a smell in the air

Haitians are coming it'll be such a fright
Haitians are coming they'll set us alight

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (Mr3X0)

223 Too veiled to be either underhanded compliment intended as insult or regular compliment.

That's a bannin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)
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Congratulations on your promotion!

Now, where do I go to place a bet on how soon you will ban yourself?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

224 The hypocrisy of these people is really breathtaking. Going back to the Martha's Vineyard hypocrites, all deep blue voters I'm sure, pulling out all the stops to shove 50 brown people out of their living spaces while hugging them goodbye and saying how much their lives were enriched by them, and now these utter hypocrite fools who ushered in the illegal alien catastrophe want to spread the catastrophe around. In the simplest terms I can think of, f*ck them. Wallow in your sh*tholes you voted for. Reap it, baby.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (N2zvp)

225 217 there is no bigger guv rino other than Dewine. Remember his piss poor East Palestine response?
Posted by: jb at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (tpTig)

I remember him chuckling about the pollutants dumped on the community in his news conference.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (ogTiX)

226 223 Congratulations on your promotion!

Now, where do I go to place a bet on how soon you will ban yourself?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 24, 2024 12:49 PM (7fElN)

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I'd just do it, but no one would get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

227 These newcomers are unlikely to become US citizens before the election, so they won't be casting ballots of their own.
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That's largely true - the Big Plan is to amnesty them, and put them on a fast track to citizenship, so they can all vote in 2028.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (uxCna)


The Bigger Plan is that they're already registered. We don't want them to vote, they might mess it up. We just want their vote available... you know, in case Our Precious Democracy depends on it.
-- your uniparty rep

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:50 PM (U7wke)

228 The hypocrisy of these people is really breathtaking. Going back to the Martha's Vineyard hypocrites, all deep blue voters I'm sure, pulling out all the stops to shove 50 brown people out of their living spaces while hugging them goodbye and saying how much their lives were enriched by them, and now these utter hypocrite fools who ushered in the illegal alien catastrophe want to spread the catastrophe around. In the simplest terms I can think of, f*ck them. Wallow in your sh*tholes you voted for. Reap it, baby.
Posted by: Lady in Black a

It didn't even aggregate to an hour per illegal.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

229 The benefit of keeping them blue is more electoral votes and House seats.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2024 12:36 PM (GD2xa)


Unneeded. We'll just adjust the census after the fact.
-- the Biden Administration

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:51 PM (U7wke)

230 216 215 So TJM is a Cob and making the big bucks. Pretty soon he will be driving a Tesla.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 12:48 PM (c711F)

Vespa !
Posted by: It's me donna
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Not sure Ace has the call on who becomes a Vespa Angel. I think Garrett has to weigh in on that one.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2024 12:51 PM (c711F)

231 172 This cannot be true, for he is an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

An asshole is a void, a potential space, nothingness. Do not be misled.

I believe the AoSHq Style Guide specifies "boneless pork rectum".

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2024 12:51 PM (w9Wax)

232
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
I probably shouldn’t say this but many people aren’t aware but Diddy was still hosting Freak Offs in January to August while he was FULLY AWARE of a federal investigation.

Not only did he know he was going down but a party needs ATTENDEES, everyone went to these parties knowing it would all be over soon.

This is what you do when sold your soul to sin. You will party on your way out, many celebrities were already making preparations for this, expect to see many celebrities go off the grid and many celebrities announce retirements this week and next week.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (TGPs7)

233 I would not be so opposed to non-citizens voting in our elections if they were doing it from Haiti and Guatemala.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (ogTiX)

234 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 15h
PRESIDENT TRUMP: Kamala has ILLEGALLY flown in more than HALF A MILLION migrants, while working with left-wing nonprofits to inundate Pennsylvania communities, changing the character of small towns and villages, and changing them FOREVER.

YOU HAVE TO GET THEM THE HELL OUT.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Think of the cruelty Kamala Harris is inflicting on the people of Pennsylvania. You live in a small town your whole life, pay your taxes -- and suddenly, she flies in thousands and thousands of migrants from the most dangerous places on earth and they deposit them right smack in the middle of your community."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (CEzQx)

235 I'd just do it, but no one would get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERY TIME TJM SAYS "I DON'T GET IT," BEN ROETHLISBERGER SHOWS UP!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (v6JzV)

236 expect to see many celebrities go off the grid and many celebrities announce retirements this week and next week.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

We aren't that lucky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

237 By Elena Mejía and Shawn Donnan for Bloomberg Politics + Equality
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WTF is that?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

238
I'd just do it, but no one would get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)



I don't get it.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Again, the way things work with universal mail in balloting, you don't actually need to register illegals anymore, you just need the numbers to make the number of ballots tabulated to seem plausible, no one is auditing this sh*t, the vast majority of the courts are simply hand waving any challenges away.

As has been noted, our election system is a sick joke and becoming more ridiculous every election.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 12:53 PM (XV/Pl)

240 The son of alleged would-be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh was arrested Tuesday morning on child pornography charges after the feds found hundreds of sick images when they searched his phone following his dad’s arrest. Oran Routh is accused in a North Carolina federal court of receiving and posessing child porn – a fact which the feds discovered on Sept. 21 when they were searching his Greensboro home in connection to a separate investigation, according to a criminal complaint.

Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

241 107 Are they just getting a car and driving without a license? Because there's no consequences for having one? Change that, arrest them and deport them if they are caught here breaking our laws.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:28 PM (QAK8m)

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According to some local sources, the Haitians are given a 45-day temp license with absolutely no testing, not even to see if they speak English. The types of crashes happening are completely out of the ordinary, meaning it's almost like the cause of the accidents is having NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE.

There have been a couple of fatalities, also.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (3qNLt)

242 expect to see many celebrities go off the grid and many celebrities announce retirements this week and next week.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Maybe we’ll get lucky and some will try to suck start a 12 ga.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (4oXVn)

243 You'll need some sort of "Ayayollah of rock and rolla" title
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (BqVNE)


Mullah of Movies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (U7wke)

244 I believe the AoSHq Style Guide specifies "boneless pork rectum".
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Only boneless until I get there!!
-- Buttigig

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (WXNFJ)

245 That guy in the video from Alabama with his ball cap and T-shirt is obviously just some working class dude. I doubt if he has a lot of experience with public speaking.
But he does a great job of articulating all of his points in a clear and concise manner. And this is without note cards or a teleprompter.
Compare that to any off the cuff remarks kumala has made in her entire frickin life.
He is a thousand times better speaker than she is.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (Lo97M)

246 TJM's elation was short lived, after receiving the key to the executive washroom only to find the walls lined with rickety shelves full with bottles of baby oil.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (wBaIH)

247 They are not coming here to become American, they are coming to take America.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (RIvkX)

248 The son of alleged would-be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh was arrested Tuesday morning on child pornography charges after the feds found hundreds of sick images when they searched his phone following his dad’s arrest.

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Well now, doesn't that make the cheese a little more binding. Daddy's little spawn was a pedophile. Mr. "any normal person would hate Trump" himself.

Ha-freaking-HA!

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:55 PM (N2zvp)

249 Maybe we’ll get lucky and some will try to suck start a 12 ga.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

see me @236

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:55 PM (CIS44)

250 By Elena Mejía and Shawn Donnan for Bloomberg Politics + Equality


What in the ever living fuck is the above?

Politics + Equality?

JFHC

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2024 12:55 PM (JkCto)

251 I believe the AoSHq Style Guide specifies "boneless pork rectum".
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 24, 2024 12:51 PM (w9Wax)


Are you saying McRib is back?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (RhGG0)

252 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (QCiAZ)

253 248 Well now, doesn't that make the cheese a little more binding. Daddy's little spawn was a pedophile. Mr. "any normal person would hate Trump" himself.

Ha-freaking-HA!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:55 PM (N2zvp)

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Are we taking bets on whether daddy abused the kid?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

254 >>> Why do Los Angeles and New Orleans have zero reported homicides for 2023 Steve?

Don't worry, we'll finally upload all our reports after the election!

Posted by: LA and NO at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (QAK8m)

255 Sylacauga guy needs to run for office.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (LHPAg)

256 Are we taking bets on whether daddy abused the kid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Off the board.
-Vegas

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

257 You'll need some sort of "Ayayollah of rock and rolla" title
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 24, 2024 12:42 PM (BqVNE)

Mullah of Movies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Prince of Prometheus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

258 The plan is amnesty, then tax them to death. They're not gonna like it. Living in the shadows will be the good old days.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

259 Kamalala is skipping the Al Smith charity dinner held by the Catholic church. The candidate who skipped this dinner was Walter Mondale, who lost spectacularly.

http://tiny.cc/tjenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (Odg76)

260 The son of alleged would-be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh was arrested Tuesday morning on child pornography charges after the feds found hundreds of sick images when they searched his phone following his dad’s arrest. Oran Routh is accused in a North Carolina federal court of receiving and posessing child porn – a fact which the feds discovered on Sept. 21 when they were searching his Greensboro home in connection to a separate investigation, according to a criminal complaint.
Posted by: SMOD at September 24, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo)
-

Is it true or is it a deep state agency setup to shut him up about something he knows?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (TaNXl)

261 What percentage of these "migrants" come to the U.S. with gratitude and the belief they will have the opportunity for a better life if they work hard?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (FfSAJ)

262 254 >>> Why do Los Angeles and New Orleans have zero reported homicides for 2023 Steve?

Don't worry, we'll finally upload all our reports after the election!
Posted by: LA and NO at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (QAK8m)

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1/20/25 - Murders skyrocket in LA after election of Trump.

*15 paragraphs into story*

"These are backdated records that occurred over the past several years and have nothing to do with Trump's election."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

263 According to some local sources, the Haitians are given a 45-day temp license with absolutely no testing, not even to see if they speak English. The types of crashes happening are completely out of the ordinary, meaning it's almost like the cause of the accidents is having NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE.

--

This is absolutely inexcusable. There is no justification for this at all. The leaders who approved such actions have the safety of the population at large as a non-priority in the extreme. They should be dragged out of their offices by the hair of their heads and fired.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (N2zvp)

264 They are not coming here to become American, they are coming to take America.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 12:54 PM (RIvkX)

***

See Somaliapolis

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (1FWWQ)

265 Maybe we’ll get lucky and some will try to suck start a 12 ga.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



The ONLY way this becomes even remotely possible is if the Diddy tapes are actually released into evidence and trials start happening.

This will not happen. A small amount of info will be released to sacrifice Diddy for some unknown reason in an effort to appease the people and make it look like your government is actually protecting you, the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

266 a fact which the feds discovered on Sept. 21 when they were searching his Greensboro home in connection to a separate investigation,

the separate investigation was rather or not the kid was going to rat out that his father was a CIA asset and the assassination attempt was a planned op

that investigation is now wrapped up with the child porn they "found" as you won't hear about the kid ever again

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (NGHTx)

267 Well now, doesn't that make the cheese a little more binding. Daddy's little spawn was a pedophile. Mr. "any normal person would hate Trump" himself.

Ha-freaking-HA!
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:55 PM (N2zvp)

=======

Are we taking bets on whether daddy abused the kid?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Depends on which side you're offering action. I said from the beginning that the dad looked like a creepy pervert. I'm sticking with that.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

268
I just noticed that Pennsylvania now has only 19 Electoral votes while in 2020 it had 20.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (RKVpM)

269 If all these illegals were such an economic boon, then why are the countries they're from such shit holes?

And, if they are so great, why aren't their home countries demanding their return?

If my country was losing thousands of genius rocket scientists, budding industry barons, and brilliant poets and artists, I'd damn sure keep them and demand their return.

If their shit hole home countries don't want them, don't need them, that tells you all you need to know of their value.

Let us become unburdened by what was

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (go3B0)

270 *adds heavy plastic sheathing to MoMe shopping list*
Posted by: Doof at September 24, 2024 12:47 PM (RhGG0)


https://youtu.be/gbiGS65gigY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (U7wke)

271 This will not happen. A small amount of info will be released to sacrifice Diddy for some unknown reason in an effort to appease the people and make it look like your government is actually protecting you, the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly what I think

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (IyPmt)

272 "BREAKING - Voter Registration Form Mailed To Illegal Alien In Los Angeles"

Beat the Cheat or not, the goal of the DS in this election is the COMPLETE DELEGITIMIZING of the election process.

Make the "election process" so slimy and odorous that NO ONE believes the outcome is truthful.

That will be the true "Death of Democracy"

Posted by: pawn at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (QB+5g)

273
Exactly what I think
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (IyPmt)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

274 They should be dragged out of their offices by the hair of their heads and fired.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (N2zvp)

Your sentence seemed to stop...I'm assuming it continues with out of a large civil war cannon.

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (/6GbT)

275 >>> The candidate who skipped this dinner was Walter Mondale, who lost spectacularly.
http://tiny.cc/tjenzz

Totally different situations. Tanks don't just fall out of coconut trees.

(Trump should go and rib her anyway. She's brittle and will crack over it. Or at least crack another bottle of vino.)

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (QAK8m)

276 Is it true or is it a deep state agency setup to shut him up about something he knows?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (TaNXl)


Like cryptic comments like "I am off to my real job now""

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (D7oie)

277 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


When's the blood oath ceremony?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (Odg76)

278 The Gallup registration survey results in graph form:

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
1838623742068691218/photo/1

Gallup has never, not in more than 30 years, seen Republicans outnumber Democrats. In 2000, they were even.

Trump has truly destroyed the Republican Party for it to never arise again, huh? In the political wilderness for decades, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

279 According to some local sources, the Haitians are given a 45-day temp license with absolutely no testing, not even to see if they speak English. The types of crashes happening are completely out of the ordinary, meaning it's almost like the cause of the accidents is having NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE.

======

All of this while the process to get my license was so convoluted and broken I had to get a state senator involved to make it happen.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (CIS44)

280
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
The FCC just fast-tracked George Soros' purchase of 220+ radio stations before November's election.

The stations reach 165M Americans.

This has never been done before.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (TGPs7)

281 Bangor? I don't even know her!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (NMT5x)

282 Haitians make waste.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (0ASg7)

283 Congratulations TJM, you earned it

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:01 PM (QCiAZ)

284 This is not going to end well.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 12:43 PM (XV/Pl)

Lol, watching a utube from "riceman" (ha, an asian) who is visiting and talking to townspeople.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:01 PM (ufFY8)

285 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
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Total fail at mentioning Prometheus.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 01:01 PM (RIvkX)

286 TJM does this mean we might hear you on CJN Speaks?

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (QCiAZ)

287 Congratulations TJM, you earned it
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:01 PM (QCiAZ)



BUTTKISSER!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

288 This is what you do when sold your soul to sin. You will party on your way out, many celebrities were already making preparations for this, expect to see many celebrities go off the grid and many celebrities announce retirements this week and next week.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 12:52 PM (TGPs7)


Who were Epstein's clients? Those celebs know they have nothing to worry about because the corruption is still the system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (U7wke)

289 Congrats on the promotion TJM!!

Related to diversity.....maybe. From TGP, this 20 year old woman, a gender studies student went hiking alone in South Africa and died. Check out her foot in a cast. Might have been the jabs but white woman in a cast hiking alone in South Africa.....

https://tinyurl.com/y3kkvyrf

Posted by: Stateless at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (jvJvP)

290 "NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE."

For fun, go drive around the Orlando Airport loop for an hour. It's like those dodgem cars at the amusement park.

Posted by: pawn at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (QB+5g)

291 > Totally different situations. Tanks don't just fall out of coconut trees.

His pledge to increase taxes probably didn't help.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (Odg76)

292 286 TJM does this mean we might hear you on CJN Speaks?
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (QCiAZ)

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I don't think CBD finds me tolerable enough for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

293 I'll bet TJM is the youngest COB in the history of AoS.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1)

294 This will not happen. A small amount of info will be released to sacrifice Diddy for some unknown reason in an effort to appease the people and make it look like your government is actually protecting you, the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Exactly what I think
Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2024 12:58 PM (IyPmt)
___

I think this indictment is all about the money, and will all be swept under the rug when a yuge yuge yuge check is written. This is the same playbook we saw with Fat Harv and Epstein. Fat Harv was too dumb and pig-headed to see reality. He still thought he was untouchable.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

295 >I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A Made Moron. Gotta have a sit-down before whacking him.

Posted by: davidt at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (i0F8b)

296 I don't think CBD finds me tolerable enough for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
-----------------

COB on COB. I wonder if the senior COB would win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (tT6L1)

297 The immigration thing is a Mariel Boatlift that never ends. You youngsters have no idea what that is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (RIvkX)

298 I imagine the Haitians with driver's licenses are stealing the vehicles they then wreck? While the DMV may hand out temporary permits the local car dealerships aren't under any obligation to sell a vehicle to one of these clowns. Unless they're using government supplied cash (plastic or otherwise) which is likely.

If a victim, I'd sue the dealership, the DMV and the local government. And hire someone to beat to death whoever caused me the heartache.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (Q4IgG)

299
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter

Hall-of-Fame QB Brett Favre announced that he recently was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (TGPs7)

300
This is absolutely inexcusable. There is no justification for this at all. The leaders who approved such actions have the safety of the population at large as a non-priority in the extreme. They should be dragged out of their offices by the hair of their heads and fired.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 24, 2024 12:57 PM (N2zvp)

————


Government response, “what are you going to do about it? Nothing that’s what. So sit down and shut up.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (NBIe0)

301 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (U7wke)

Sadly this is where I am.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (lUhzf)

302 @60/Wall of Voodoo: "16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found."

The video mentioned fishers. Those are mean little predators, and they can and do eat cats, if that's what presents itself as a possible opportunistic meal. There may well be a family of fishers in that neighbourhood, that's all it would take.

If you have an outdoor cat with a collar, consider something like an apple air-tag as part of the collar's tag-set (name, contact info, vaccination, air-tag.) If the worst happens, at least you might be able to locate the remains or the collar and have some closure, and if the worst doesn't happen, and kitty's just smart and obstinate enough to ditch the collar and come home without it, you can track it down and get your tags back (and buy a better/stronger collar.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (O7YUW)

303 Related to diversity.....maybe. From TGP, this 20 year old woman, a gender studies student went hiking alone in South Africa and died. Check out her foot in a cast. Might have been the jabs but white woman in a cast hiking alone in South Africa.....

https://tinyurl.com/y3kkvyrf
Posted by: Stateless at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (jvJvP)



Single white female goes to third world shithole country in the midst of internal strife and turmoil and decides to go hiking alone..........

I mean, seriously. WTF is WRONG with people?!?


I know South Africans that have moved the f*ck out of South Africa because of how f*cked off it is currently. Their entire families, just uprooted and GONE.


Seems like a good place for a college coed to go hiking, alone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

304 I don't think CBD finds me tolerable enough for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
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Your accent?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

305 If the government is giving licenses to Haitians, they're probably also giving away getting car vouchers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (tT6L1)

306 Epstein did not commit suicide, Diddy didn't commit suicide, Oran Routh didn't commit suicide... . to be continued

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (YdxrQ)

307 304 I don't think CBD finds me tolerable enough for that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
===

Your accent?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (RIvkX)

======

"Your...that."

"You just pointed to all of me."

"Yes, exactly."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

308 One Springfield resident, a pastor, told the DCNF that the town had accidents every day as a result of the influx of Haitians.
--------

Last week, on my way to an important appointment, a guy in a ratty van abruptly from changed from L. lane into my L. front fender. Note, I didn't run into the guy, he just shifted into my car. He stopped, and was pretty freaked out, as he should be.
No license, no insurance card, no Green card. I was highly pissed, but the minutes were ticking away to my appointment. It was apparent that if I called the cops, I was going to be tied up for 1/2 hour or 40 minutes, and, there was no way this guy was going to pay to fix the scrape.
A moral/practical dilemma. The appointment was important and could not be easily rescheduled, OTOH, I wanted something done about this guy. Watching the minutes tick away, I said to hell with it and sent him on his way, as I now hurried off myself. I'm still pissed about A. The illegal, B. My failure to pursue the whole thing, C. The (minor) damage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (XeU6L)

309 The candidate who skipped this dinner was Walter Mondale, who lost spectacularly.
http://tiny.cc/tjenzz
=========
Totally different situations. Tanks don't just fall out of coconut trees.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 12:59 PM (QAK8m)


Mondale =/= Dukakis

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (U7wke)

310 I've worked in industry my entire life other than when I was in The Marine Corps, I don't know if I've mentioned that, I was in The United States Marine Corps at one time.

There were 2 particular places I worked, I will give a name to one, but not the other. I couldn't get hired doing what I actually do, which is sometimes rather narrow, and the secondary skills I had were taken up by people who had them as primary skills. Northwest Indiana, and South Chicago are filled with people who have tradecrafts, and I have those, but I'm more of a technician, so, why pay for a tech when you got the tradesman who does a better job, and they did.

Anyways. I took work just to get my foot in the door, and to pay the bills. One of the jobs, the one I will name, is with "Regency Technologies." based in Chicago, they would do "commercial recycling and reclamation." That's the selling point, it's bullshit. They say they recycle, they don't, and the city and state and fed give them subsidies while they distribute actual waste to other areas to either be shipped out somewhere else again and dumped, OR they crush the semi-valuable wast into particulates that can be eventually returned.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (XKj0h)

311 From TGP, this 20 year old woman, a gender studies student went hiking alone in South Africa and died. Check out her foot in a cast. Might have been the jabs but white woman in a cast hiking alone in South Africa.....
Posted by: Stateless

Cheuvront was an intern at a program that seeks to educate young boys about gender-based violence, according to the U.K. Daily Mail.


So, an imbecile then? RIP babe, but I'ma thinking your danger evaluation were not very well developed. Ironic, isn't it?



The Daily Mail noted that the hunt for Cheuvront began Satu

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (WXNFJ)

312 Oh, and if you want to see what your feline darlin' gets up to when out and about, go-pro your kitty:

https://youtu.be/WHHmIfog0Fs

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (O7YUW)

313
Link to article about another 150 Haitians coming to Bangor, Maine. Some good stuff, by which I mean soul-sucking, in there:

https://is.gd/FAsGMz

Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 01:07 PM (RKVpM)

314 > All of this while the process to get my license was so convoluted and broken I had to get a state senator involved to make it happen.

In what sort of odd edge case did you manage to situate yourself?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:07 PM (Odg76)

315 Related to diversity.....maybe. From TGP, this 20 year old woman, a gender studies student went hiking alone in South Africa and died. Check out her foot in a cast. Might have been the jabs but white woman in a cast hiking alone in South Africa.....

https://tinyurl.com/y3kkvyrf
Posted by: Stateless at September 24, 2024 01:02 PM (jvJvP)


Single white female goes to third world shithole country in the midst of internal strife and turmoil and decides to go hiking alone..........

I mean, seriously. WTF is WRONG with people?!?


I know South Africans that have moved the f*ck out of South Africa because of how f*cked off it is currently. Their entire families, just uprooted and GONE.


Seems like a good place for a college coed to go hiking, alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Yea, these people are insane, but nobody tells them that. I had a date last week with a Zulu girl from Joburg. I mentioned I want to go to the Congo and South Africa one day. She looked at me like I was nuts. "You can't go there! They're war zones."

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

316 Trump has truly destroyed the Republican Party for it to never arise again, huh? In the political wilderness for decades, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)


Wait until Liz Cheney starts her new party "99% Democrat".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:07 PM (U7wke)

317 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Congratulations!

I'm thinking this is priceless...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (2tn4k)

318 285 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

Woohoo. Congratulations.
I'm still waiting for promotion out of lurker status.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (FfSAJ)

319 Guess it's from the last thread but

The only farking oiler for the Carrier Group over there has run aground and was taking on serious water. Look like the rudder shaft is screwed too. BUT that's not the worst.

The worst is we don't have any more oilers to service the Carrier group. And they're running out of fuel.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (Mr3X0)

320 Your soaking in it …

Posted by: Madge at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (twS2i)

321 Zelensky doesn’t care about our puny election laws. He supported a coup and banning of opposition parties in his own country.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (D6PGr)

322 Seems like a good place for a college coed to go hiking, alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

***

Sounds just like the young co-ed gals who thought going to Morocco for a camping trip was a good idea. They stopped breathing on account of their intermingling with some local mooslim males.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:09 PM (1FWWQ)

323
If the Censorship State wins (Kamala is puppet), where does Elon Musk re-locate to in order to keep sending up rockets for Space‐X ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Haiti

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 24, 2024 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

324 If you have an outdoor cat with a collar, consider something like an apple air-tag as part of the collar's tag-set
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2024 01:05 PM (O7YUW)

I suddenly have visions of a steaming pile of crap with a ring-tone emanating from within, Jurassic Park style.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 24, 2024 01:09 PM (VGRuw)

325 According to some local sources, the Haitians are given a 45-day temp license with absolutely no testing, not even to see if they speak English. The types of crashes happening are completely out of the ordinary, meaning it's almost like the cause of the accidents is having NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE.

That's been happening for at least a decade in trucking. There was a major accident in Colorado a few years back caused by a non-English-reading driver who couldn't read the signs telling truckers to slow down.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

326 My status is "Oh God, who invited him? Don't make eye-contact."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (xPJvm)

327 In what sort of odd edge case did you manage to situate yourself?
Posted by: bonhomme

Just cant get appointments for written or driving tests booked out as far as they are open and you have to be lucky enough to be on the system if one in the distant future opens up. Phone call tp the sen, was in the next day with the manager of the department handling my tests.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

328 Just want them to be comfortable and not homesick for their third-world shitholes.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (z+ik4)

329 285 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

Does the promotion come with a banhammer or your own?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (FfSAJ)

330 But the Haitians will work for 0.1% less than Americans so we 100% support this.
- Chamber of Commerce

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (lheRj)

331 Lee Harris
@addicted2newz

I kid you not...

Keir Starmer just called for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and a "return of the sausages".

The robotic pillock doesn't even understand the words he's reading from a script.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 01:11 PM (TGPs7)

332 The only farking oiler for the Carrier Group over there has run aground and was taking on serious water. Look like the rudder shaft is screwed too. BUT that's not the worst.

The worst is we don't have any more oilers to service the Carrier group. And they're running out of fuel.


IN THE GAY-VY
YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS...

Posted by: The Village People at September 24, 2024 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

333 Keir Starmer just called for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and a "return of the sausages".

That sounds more like Obama's demands.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:11 PM (2ocoG)

334 Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:08 PM (D6PGr)

I think he’s banned religion as well. Specifically orthodox Christianity.

Could be wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (lUhzf)

335 When's the blood oath ceremony?
Posted by: bonhomme

I hope we get to wear our orange Trump cult robes and fezzes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (v6JzV)

336 TheJamesMadison: Congrats on the conscription! :-) Maybe you can help keep the time-machine-on-the-shelf away from Ace.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (O7YUW)

337 Anyways, The place was a fucking con, I signed on for something that accomplished something, they didn't, within a week I saw it for what it was, it was a government funded graft, where the "private" company took care of "recycling." by just crushing shit, seperating out copper lead, steel and aluminum and reselling it at a premium, while just shipping the actual waste out to somewhere else. Like the garbage floatilla's of NY in the 80's and early 90s, but I needed money. Not to mention the owner of Regency "Technologies" were the same people who did the acid bath capture of gold from computer devices. So we just crushed computer componenets and others, until there was enough of the various metals, particularly gold from laptop contacts, and iron from casings, not to mention copper, and yes, copper wire is burned.

I didn't care, I knew it, I just hated HATED the poltical component of it, for 2 reasons. The government was paying extra for this place to do what anyone can do, AND! to "save money," which for this fucking place was FREE, because the fucking government funded them, they hired almost an entire shop of temps, and I would say 90% were non english speakers.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (XKj0h)

338 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)
_____

"So was Chasten! He got the full cob too."

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

339 >>> The Gallup registration survey results in graph form:
https://x.com/EricLDaugh/status/
1838623742068691218/photo/1
Gallup has never, not in more than 30 years, seen Republicans outnumber Democrats. In 2000, they were even.

Half of those republican registrations are probably due to Scott Pressler, God bless him.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (QAK8m)

340 If the Sausages are returned, no one gets hurt...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (TGPs7)

341 Single white female goes to third world shithole country in the midst of internal strife and turmoil and decides to go hiking alone..........

I mean, seriously. WTF is WRONG with people?!?


One of the Morons here talked about wandering aimlessly in Jamaica, without any clue where they were. I had the same reaction to that as you did to the SWF in South Africa story.

Many people from middle class first world upbringings have no clue how damn dangerous the world can be. Most people vastly overestimate their capacity to sense danger brewing around them. Add leftist savior mentality to the mix (assuming this is the case for the SWF in S Africa) and you've got a recipe for disaster.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76)

342 Still watching the riceman video.
A few white libtard liberals, virtue signalling at a Haitian restaurant.

Another guy convinced it is a psyop, to get "hillbillies to fight Haitians".

Old guy says things are worse.

Hillbilly says they should go back.

A few saying no one eating cats, BUT everyone says there are feral cats everywhere.

Another guy says they can't drive worth shit, six wrecks a day.

Another says they are being assholes at soup kitchens; they do this because they are savages.

Lol


Please don't eat my cat

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

343 Bangor residents keep your cats and dogs indoors, besides getting eaten they will geta violent torture death.

Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (QCiAZ)

344 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-49029505

The story I referenced

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (1FWWQ)

345 Anytime South Africa out of control crime is mentioned I think of the best vid ever on the internet.

The courier and his assistant being attacked by arm thugs while driving on the highway. Best chase scene ever , real or in the movies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (D6PGr)

346 Number of electoral college votes per state

Number of US Representatives per state: "Apportionment" is the process of dividing the 435 memberships, or seats, in the House of Representatives among the 50 states. The Census Bureau conducts the census at 10-year intervals. At the conclusion of each census, the results are used to calculate the number of House memberships to which each state is entitled.

Counties such as Westmoreland - Westmoreland Conservancy, "Our vision is to preserve natural, rural, and historic landscapes for Nature's benefit and the enrichment of future generations. Since 1991 Westmoreland Conservancy has protected more than 600 acres of land. Westmoreland Conservancy is devoted to conservation of land in Westmoreland County."

Even a crap county like Delaware has huge areas in conservation. The progressives know how to keep those areas very nice and limit the riff raff in such a nice way.

OTOH, the undocumented or otherwise illegal immigrants do keep the state bureaucracies cranking.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (NFX2v)

347


So, like Paris France, Car-B-Cues are now in the menu along with Cat-B-Cues.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2024 01:13 PM (x0n13)

348 I have been promoted to full cob.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
*
When's the blood oath ceremony?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024


***
It's like the secret initiation into the soldiers' creed, Mithraism, back during Roman times. The first rule of Mithraism was . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Sick Unto Death of Hurricanes at September 24, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

349 Bring back our sausages.

Posted by: Pouty Michelle Obama at September 24, 2024 01:14 PM (i0F8b)

350 The assholes that are destroying our once great country told us straight up what they were going to do and now everyone is outraged by this?

The time to fight these idiots was then.

"But, oh Jak Sucio, we can't do that!!!"

Our precious norms.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 24, 2024 01:14 PM (XsVu+)

351 Sylacauga is ~30 miles down the road from me. Yay!

Posted by: butch at September 24, 2024 01:14 PM (IG6I+)

352 So is the promotion to COB like a solemn occasion involving paddling? Or is it like Animal House?

Is Ace sitting on a throne, back-lit so you can't see his face?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (xPJvm)

353 That's been happening for at least a decade in trucking. There was a major accident in Colorado a few years back caused by a non-English-reading driver who couldn't read the signs telling truckers to slow down.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

***

I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (1FWWQ)

354 TheJamesMadison: Congrats on the conscription! :-) Maybe you can help keep the time-machine-on-the-shelf away from Ace.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant


Well, if it's on one of Ace's shelves, it's pretty much already toast.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

355 >>> Mondale =/= Dukakis
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:06 PM (U7wke)

Argh!! I got my crappy dem candidates mixed up.

Dukakis was the tank guy, what's Mondale remembered for? Winning Minnesota and that's it?

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (QAK8m)

356 I was only there for maybe 2 months, because i needed to pay my bills, but there were maybe only 3 days! 3 FUCKING DAYS! where I could talk to my coworkers in english. I would walk out of there, with my throat sore because I did not have an actual conversation. I could only communicate in the most pigeon of spanish, not my language, for these "newcomers" who were 100% taken advantage of. This was pre free rein foreigner, these mexicans WANTED to be American and thought that the abuse they absorbed was a part of the dream. IT WAS NOT! The fucking GOVERNMENT made them veritable slaves, by having them work 70 hours a week, or they lost their "temp" job, doing some dirty ass work in the LEAST safe environment for $9.10 an hour.

But they got overtime.

FUCK GOVERNMENT and the cocksuckers who used it to abuse these wonderful people who I couldn't talk to.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (XKj0h)

357 Sen Joe Manchin says he won't endorse Kamalala.

He doesn't like her pledge to end the filibuster.

http://tiny.cc/alenzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (Odg76)

358 So is the promotion to COB like a solemn occasion involving paddling? Or is it like Animal House?

Is Ace sitting on a throne, back-lit so you can't see his face?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
-------

Are there robes? Candles? Revelation of a secret handshake?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (XeU6L)

359 Scarred by violence, lawmakers plan for possible ‘mass casualty’ event
Congress must ensure it can continue to govern in the aftermath of mass violence, a bipartisan group of House members argues.

https://tinyurl.com/yc8hxyt6

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (RU4sa)

360 I watched a YouTube video of Rasmussen breaking down their poll. I’m skeptical of Rasmussen polls but the cross tabs are interesting. they asked responders their religion and their main issues. For atheist and agnostic their main issue by far was abortion. And they supported Harris by something like 85-15 over Trump.

Which is pretty fucking wild.

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (lheRj)

361
The Gallup registration survey results in graph form:

This has been my polite disagreement with Rasmussen's numbers. He/they place the (D)'s at 35% and the (R)'s at 32%.

Obviously, with these new numbers even Ras is over-counting the (D) contingent.

Blowout election which even the 3 am crew can't 'fortify'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (RKVpM)

362 So is the promotion to COB like a solemn occasion involving paddling? Or is it like Animal House?

Good thing you were no Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

You got that going for you, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

363
I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (1FWWQ)



JB Hunt. They take FOB Africans, throw them in a CDL class then put them straight in the cab, driving 40,000 lb missiles all over American freeways.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

364 352 So is the promotion to COB like a solemn occasion involving paddling? Or is it like Animal House?

Is Ace sitting on a throne, back-lit so you can't see his face?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (xPJvm)

I picture it like the Godfather scene...the new initiates have to kiss Ace's ring.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (YiKO5)

365 Someone high up at Bloomberg doesn't like all the brown people milling around in his neighborhood, and one of his friends (or he) had a car stolen I'd wager. Next thing you know, an email is sent to the editors giving a directive.

You just know that the whole motivation for this article started with a personal inconvenience.

Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (dIske)

366 357 Sen Joe Manchin says he won't endorse Kamalala



Wasn’t he supposedly running as a 3rd party candidiases at some point?

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (lheRj)

367 The trucks with the image and of a guy wearing a turban and carrying a rifle are not exactly reassuring on our highways.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (ogTiX)

368 >>what's Mondale remembered for?

Having a hot daughter

Posted by: one hour sober at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (Y1sOo)

369 > The courier and his assistant being attacked by arm thugs while driving on the highway. Best chase scene ever , real or in the movies.

Here it is, if you haven't seen it:
https://youtu.be/M6qEee1_4fw

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

370 Black guy bitching about these Haitians getting good credit, and a new car, instantly, when they can't even read the street signs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (ufFY8)

371 Oran Routh, son of would-be Trump assassin Wesley Routh, who said he hates Trump "just as all reasonable people do," has been arrested on child porn charges.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (paSBy)

372 361 This has been my polite disagreement with Rasmussen's numbers. He/they place the (D)'s at 35% and the (R)'s at 32%.

Obviously, with these new numbers even Ras is over-counting the (D) contingent.

Blowout election which even the 3 am crew can't 'fortify'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (RKVpM)

========

No one seems to want to model the national election based on anything close to Gallup's numbers. Which is fine. Firms can disagree.

But...if Gallup is close to right...NC gets called for Trump 30 minutes after polls closed. At the most. And that sets the pattern for the night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

373 That's been happening for at least a decade in trucking. There was a major accident in Colorado a few years back caused by a non-English-reading driver who couldn't read the signs telling truckers to slow down.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)


As someone who holds a commercial driver's license, this bothers me greatly.

This is a complete failure of any company that trained those drivers as well as the DMVs in their states for failing to properly test them, and fail those candidates who can't meet the standards.

It's dangerous enough out on the roads already without putting unqualified people behind the wheel of large vehicles. And yes, I'm seeing more tractor-trailer crashes in my area as well, and it isn't just "more traffic" as a reason.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 24, 2024 01:19 PM (O7YUW)

374 If the need for truck drivers that great why do I see so many healthy young African Americans just walking the streets or poor healthy Appalachia white guy unemployment?

That’s another whole set of problems.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (D6PGr)

375 Keir Starmer: * To Underling * Bring me the sausages.

Underling: All the sausages?

Keir Starmer: ALLL THE SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

376 I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortifie



No need to be in the industry to know. Just spend 5 minutes at a rest area off a busy interstate and yiu know as well. No bueno senor.

Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (lheRj)

377 That's been happening for at least a decade in trucking. There was a major accident in Colorado a few years back caused by a non-English-reading driver who couldn't read the signs telling truckers to slow down.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

***

I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (1FWWQ)

There was a time there were repercussions. The entire state level government of Illinois got upturned because of liscenses for illegals back in the late 90's early 200's. Of course it was time, to happen during a "republican" governors reign, but it had been going on since the 60's. My dad was a teamster for more than 30 years, and I heard him bitch about it almost every day of my fucking life.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (XKj0h)

378 what's Mondale remembered for?

Having a hot daughter
Posted by: one hour sober

Didn't Willy Jeff hit on her once?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

379 I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM (1FWWQ)


JB Hunt. They take FOB Africans, throw them in a CDL class then put them straight in the cab, driving 40,000 lb missiles all over American freeways.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

Not just Africans. Any idiot can get a CDL now. They're handing them out like chicklets. The quality of driving has taken a big shit the last 10-15 years, with a yuge shit right after covid.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

380 >>> Sen Joe Manchin says he won't endorse Kamalala.
He doesn't like her pledge to end the filibuster.

Not because the Biden/Harris policies are destroying the middle class, killing off our freedoms, and bankrupting our kids... nope, it's to save the precious filibuster.

Whatever, I'll take it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (QAK8m)

381 But the Springfield government was down with the invasion and almost certainly encouraged it. They were bribed, paid off, or otherwise corrupted into fucking over their constituencies.

I'm sure the local businesses and manufacturing plants -- many owned by Japanese -- were happy to see a big influx of very cheap, pliable labor and potential new customers.

See how this works? Everyone makes off like thieves except the actual normal citizens that work there. They get fucked.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 24, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

I am sure those businesses and manufacturing plants are very poorly managed and maintained, and the buildings are total firetraps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (n7HB7)

382 what's Mondale remembered for?
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (QAK8m)


He was crushed by Reagan as both a VP candidate and Prez candidate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (U7wke)

383 We've taken in 5% of the Haitian population

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 24, 2024 01:20 PM (MpVUb)

384 DMV follies...

Went to get the "Real ID" version. Paid extra for one that's good for 8 years. Get a "temporary" one... a piece of paper that I have to carry with my now expired one. It's good for 30 days.

20 days go by and I don't have a license. Call on day 25 and after an hour or so get told... it was rejected because the one piece of ID I had to provide, a passport, wasn't signed.

Yet... it was submitted in person and scanned at the time of my in person DMV visit.

Oh, and my wife's passport isn't signed either.... but she got her "Real ID" license no problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

385 NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (v6JzV)

386 Reminds me of the time I called an Uber in Minnesota to get to the airport. I was convinced my Somali driver did not really know how to drive. I was praying the entire ride.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (YiKO5)

387 Great sidebar link, although they had an Ambrosia song at 60 on the Yacht Scale. People, Ambrosia IS Yacht Rock!

Posted by: Wally at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (NXYp1)

388 357 Sen Joe Manchin says he won't endorse Kamalala.

He doesn't like her pledge to end the filibuster.

http://tiny.cc/alenzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:16 PM (Odg76)

=======

Most likely, Republicans have the majority in the Senate next year.

Kamala saying this is just empty posturing with no connection to reality, opening up attacks from "moderate" Joe Manchin, furthering the narrative that Kamala is a deeply radical candidate.

I mean...the whole thing was to tell college educated white women to vote for her for abortions' sake. Aren't they already?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 24, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

389 "Wesley Routh, who said he hates Trump "just as all reasonable people do," has been arrested on child porn charges."

Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: pawn at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (QB+5g)

390 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (lUhzf)

Yes, he banned churches that he thought had ties to Russian including the Russian Orthodox Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (dTTBf)

391 Hall-of-Fame QB Brett Favre announced that he recently was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 24, 2024 01:04 PM (TGPs7)


dad had a fast onset parkinsons, about three months after his booster. He died two months later.
Parkinosons is a known but not spoken of correlate to the covid injections.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (D7oie)

392 For atheist and agnostic their main issue by far was abortion. And they supported Harris by something like 85-15 over Trump.

Which is pretty fucking wild.
Posted by: News Update at September 24, 2024 01:17 PM (lheRj)

Culture of death.
So, not surprising.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

393 >what's Mondale remembered for?

Winning one state and Washington DC.

Not to be confused with McGovern, who won one state and Washington DC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (cf/0E)

394 Oy Vey! Just more Anti-Semitism directed at Bloomberg.

Posted by: ADL at September 24, 2024 01:23 PM (dq4YE)

395 The quality of driving has taken a big shit the last 10-15 years, with a yuge shit right after covid.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

I've seen professional drivers get out of their rigs at truck stops and take over the parking of another rig just to try to speed up the process some and unblock the bottleneck in the lot. If'n you are on attempt nbr 7 to back that thang into a spot, you never should have climbed into the seat in the first place.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (WXNFJ)

396 Ok, time for my moment of zen.
L A. City Clowncil is in session with a new president, a black guy.

Smoke N Scan

Public comments will be incoming...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

397
I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 24, 2024 01:15 PM


I treat them as if they are instant death coming at me. I know who is behind the wheel without looking. I slow down, sometimes pull off the road. The center line is completely disregarded.

Even the 'Jaws of Life' couldn't extract people from a head on with a truck when both are traveling back roads at 45 mph in opposite directions.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 24, 2024 01:24 PM (RKVpM)

398 16 pet cats have suddenly disappeared in Bangor, Maine. No remains were found.
/ meow meow meow meow
Posted by: Wall of Voodoo at September 24, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

...

We have to admire them for using every part of the cat.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (z/ifB)

399 38 Not the Red Counties That Need Them

need?

gfy

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2024 12:19 PM (NGHTx)

-------

Yes. GFY. We don't need third world shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (JeYYB)

400 TJM's been promoted to full cob ! That is so cool!

TJM, can I have a dollar ??

Posted by: runner at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (V13WU)

401 nood but old news to this and the Monkey thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 24, 2024 01:27 PM (CEzQx)

402 If the Censorship State wins (Kamala is puppet), where does Elon Musk re-locate to in order to keep sending up rockets for Space‐X ?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2024 12:45 PM (fS9Q1)

Elon should buy Cuba, and set up there. Seriously, Ill bet he has enough money to buy out the lazy Commies who succeeded Trudeau's old man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (n7HB7)

403
The Red state/blue state divorce is going to be epic.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 24, 2024 01:28 PM (+oR7L)

404 I am in the industry. If you knew who was driving todays tractor trailers you would be mortified.

I have enough of an idea that I avoid all trucks where possible now, not just SWIFT.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2024 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

405 341 Single white female goes to third world shithole country in the midst of internal strife and turmoil and decides to go hiking alone..........

I mean, seriously. WTF is WRONG with people?!?

One of the Morons here talked about wandering aimlessly in Jamaica, without any clue where they were. I had the same reaction to that as you did to the SWF in South Africa story.

Many people from middle class first world upbringings have no clue how damn dangerous the world can be. Most people vastly overestimate their capacity to sense danger brewing around them. Add leftist savior mentality to the mix (assuming this is the case for the SWF in S Africa) and you've got a recipe for disaster.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76)
This girl was a boy and some damn body should have read The Talk by John Derbyshire to him.

Posted by: Eromero at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (LHPAg)

406 This makes complete sense. If Democrats want to RIG an election in a swing state, one would send the Migrants-Who-Wont-Go-Back to the blue counties in the swing states-where the corrupt politicians will make sure they get on the voter rolls.

Posted by: wferrin at September 24, 2024 01:32 PM (21s0n)

407 The liberal X posters and talking heads I've seen seem to think immigrants are supposed to do housework and mow lawns.

Of course they're going to settle in "thriving" blue areas, because that's where the liberals who want them to do housework and mow lawns are.

Posted by: the other coyote at September 24, 2024 01:34 PM (oGPcA)

408 "outside investors" I call Biden and tell him I'd like to build a solar panel factory in Springfield and hire the Haitians. It'd cost $20 million but I only have $1 million, can i get a loan? SURE! Biden writes me a US Govt. check for $20 mil. I rent a vacant building in Springfield for 3X the going rate, hire Haitian "community leaders" to recruit employees, get 5 guys to work 6 hrs/day, 3 days a week, to sweep the building. I pay them less than Springfield residents would want but more than they would make in Haiti. I buy myself a new Cadillac, put the rest in the First National Bank of the Cayman Islands, then declare bankruptcy. Worked for Soylndra, right?

Posted by: hurricane567 at September 24, 2024 01:36 PM (4U0Jo)

409 Dollar dollar bills.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 24, 2024 01:50 PM (ytSiK)

410 340 If the Sausages are returned, no one gets hurt...
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You're a Navy recruiter, rite?

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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