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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | ABC "News" Ratings Down One Million Viewers, or 12%, Since David Muir's Disgracefully Partisan Debate PerformanceHow did these people not know that the Disney Groomer Corporation is literally Satan's propaganda arm already? Megyn Kelly notes that ABC "News" seems to know it's in crisis, because they've sent out their stuffed-shirt douchebag fake journalist to their own entertainment morning shows to have a Rap Sesh with viewers about his debate performance. She also notes that the allegations made by the claimed "whistleblower" included the following: * That Kamala Harris and ABC "News" had negotiated new terms for the debate, without Trump being present or informing him. * That Kamala Harris secured a guarantee from ABC "News" that it would not ask any questions about her knowledge of Biden's dementia, or her performance as California AG, or the fact that her brother, a government official at the DOJ, is settling claims that leftwing groups are making against the government for huge amounts -- in other words, he's using taxpayer funds to Fund the Left by pretending that taxpayer money is being given to them to settle (weak) lawsuits. Of course, none of these questions were asked, and he claims he swore out this affidavit the day before the debate. * That ABC "News" guaranteed Kamala Harris -- as your diligent, possibly psychic blogger correspondent accurately forecasted -- that they would "fact"-check Trump and only Trump. This because Kamala Harris claimed that turning her mics off would deny her the advantage of being a super-duper prosecutor, so ABC "News" would have to do the prosecution of Trump on her behalf. She is the ultimate over-entitled, under-qualified female DEI hire, always demanding that others "Position Her For Success," whining that when she's left to position herself for success she fails, and that's the white man's fault. She's a low-IQ ditzy girl in class demanding that all the boys do her homework for her and let her cheat off them on tests. And sometimes blowing the teacher for an A. * That ABC "News" guaranteed Kamala Harris that they would show her in a split-screen when Trump was talking, so that she could just shake her head sadly and make faces at him, and basically get to rebut him without actually having to state any facts or state what her positions are. * That ABC "News" did not share actual debate questions with Kamala Harris, but did submit to her general questions about the topics that would be asked about. It sure looks like all of these things happened. He also alleged that ABC "News" agreed to give Kamala a small podium so that she would appear bigger in the split-screen with Trump. I don't think this is such a terrible thing, but ABC "News" did in fact give her a teeny-tiny podium, just as he alleged. (I think we knew this before the debate so I don't know if this suggests foreknowledge on his part.) In response to these allegations, Kelly points out that ABC "News's" reply says only that it did not share questions with Kamala Harrris. That's it. That's all they deny. Of course, the allegation itself says that no actual questions were shared, just examples of the sorts of questions that might be asked. And ABC "News" refuses to deny the other allegations, about entire topics being off-limits and the promise to "Fact"-check Trump and Trump only. Via Twitchy, ABC "News" is attempting this damage control because it's lost 12% of its viewership since the Fake Debate.
I think ABC "News" may realize they're in crisis because the Crypt Keeper's side-piece Martha Raddatz attempted to fact-check some of Kamala Harris's debate lies almost a week after the actual debate -- when no one was watching.
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YEET!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 05:41 PM (KDgJ1) 2
#Winning
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 05:43 PM (2UnvF) 3
I nooded.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 4
oh look i coulda been a contenda
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 19, 2024 05:45 PM (CWTWj) 5
They didn't give her the question,questions.. Just questions that sort of were the same but not word for word.. See.. Different
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 05:46 PM (IyPmt) 6
I haven't seen a lot of interviews with people in Springfield, OH, but the few that I have seen are with representatives of the Haitian immigrant community and none with the actual citizens of the US and Ohio who have been affected by the flood of foreigners to their town.
Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2024 05:46 PM (VGOMa) 7
And I don't hate the media enough.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (KDgJ1) 8
They didn't give her the questions - just the answers.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (bNf8H) 9
"Medical indifference" ... for a US Citizen. Seems kinda like killing the baby. I mean the doctors are Right There.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (Cus5s) 10
Affidavit ?What affidavit ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (IyPmt) 11
>>>9 "Medical indifference" ... for a US Citizen. Seems kinda like killing the baby. I mean the doctors are Right There.
no see it's totally (D)ifferent Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (KRtlO) 12
Propaganda wins
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (Q4IgG) 13
Think of this - since about zero percent of the ABC News audience is conservative or Republican, every single one of this 12 percent was a likely Kamala Voter.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (n7h9X) 14
And Trump is going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (2UnvF) 15
Propaganda wins
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (Q4IgG) Think the Germans learned the Red Army wins. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (n7h9X) 16
Um, isn't Maura Healy governor of Massachusetts?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Fact Check Maven at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (PiwSw) 17
10 Affidavit ?What affidavit ?
Posted by: It's me donna ====== Dropped Sunday. Speaker of the House Johnson's office confirmed they received the affidavit that was sent prior to the debate as well. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (SI97o) Posted by: Glenn Campbell at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM) 19
And Trump is going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (2UnvF) meow meow meow meow Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (SfhV1) Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (VQaFy) 21
17 10 Affidavit ?What affidavit ?
Posted by: It's me donna ====== Dropped Sunday. Speaker of the House Johnson's office confirmed they received the affidavit that was sent prior to the debate as well. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (SI97 Yeah... I was pretending to be shocked Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (IyPmt) 22
I need some knowledge , in the news world, is 12% a lot ?
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU) 23
I'm going to propose Sloop John B as the new AoS theme song.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (z/ifB) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Fact Check Maven at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (PiwSw) 25
* That Kamala Harris and ABC "News" had negotiated new terms for the debate, without Trump being present or informing him.
------------- Negotiated. "These are our terms." ABC: well golly, those seem reasonable and agreeable. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (91//o) 26
Matt Gaetz was on Real America's Voice Human Events show...
Chief Trumpster @ChiefTrumpster BREAKING: @RepMattGaetz Reveals Senior DHS Official Confirmed 5 ASSASSINATION TEAMS Are In The Country Trying To Eliminate Trump And Security Was NOT Beefed Up 🚨 INSIDE JOB. Keep digging @mattgaetz! VIDEO: x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/1836875104740876692 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (9aVck) 27
Another show I cannot boycott more than I am already.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (VdhcA) Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (a3Q+t) 29
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
Posted by: blaster at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (QfvaV) 30
Five million views at last glans
Posted by: Glenn Campbell at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM) I can't stop watching. Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 19, 2024 05:50 PM (SfhV1) 31
>>>22 I need some knowledge , in the news world, is 12% a lot ?
yeah, I think so. Imagine if Brian Stelter had a pie, and then you took away 12% of it. Do you think that would upset him? Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (KRtlO) 32
I just refer to all of the mainstream media as "Pravda-American style."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (dTTBf) 33
Gov. Maura Healey of Maryland
Hey she's the one that things illegals raping 14 year olds is no biggie but she's not in MD... Posted by: 18-1 at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (oZhjI) 34
19 And Trump is going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (2UnvF) meow meow meow meow Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (SfhV1) Wow... now if we could just get Furrys for Trump to show... Posted by: Odysseus at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (xaFKb) 35
Um, isn't Maura Healy governor of Massachusetts?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Fact Check Maven at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (PiwSw) ----------- Meh, there are so many "M" states that you can get them confused. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (VdhcA) 36
Look, when times are hard we’ve always been told some people resort to eating cat or dog food. How is this any different? Just a twist on the meaning of “cat food.”
Posted by: electronic means at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (Pajeo) 37
>>> 31 >>>22 I need some knowledge , in the news world, is 12% a lot ?
yeah, I think so. Imagine if Brian Stelter had a pie, and then you took away 12% of it. Do you think that would upset him? Posted by: ace at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (KRtlO) It's about 1/8, so yes. Posted by: MATH?! at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (FnneF) 38
13 Think of this - since about zero percent of the ABC News audience is conservative or Republican, every single one of this 12 percent was a likely Kamala Voter.
Posted by: Oldcat ===== A lot of self identified conservatives still watch broadcast and cable news networks even though they sit through endless reeducation sessions every time the news is on. They tend toward older folks which is why PDT does not do as well with them as he really should. These lost souls still trust the media and distinguish themselves as not that sort of conservative. Basically, they believe the lies packaged for them by the MSM because the truth is too horrific for them to swallow. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (SI97o) 39
I have this here shiny nickel says the city manager, mayor, and most of the city council is making bank off the Haitians.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (2UnvF) 40
"Medical indifference" ... for a US Citizen. Seems kinda like killing the baby. I mean the doctors are Right There.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (Cus5s) One of Asimov's Robot stories is about a robot with a 'weakened' first law "A robot can not harm a human being or through inaction allow them to be harmed". In the weakened version the inaction clause was removed. The psychologist for robots was outraged and said that a robot could lift a weight and drop it on a person under that law if he knew he could stop it in time to save the person. And then once it was let go, the rule would not apply and he could let it crush the person. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (n7h9X) 41
That comment by Kamala Harris about US military personnel not being in combat zones is mind boggling. How could she not know that?
Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (Oy/m2) 42
For me the most disgusting behavior of the infotainment talking head losers is their constant holier than thou attitude, ramped-up to eleven in response to any criticism.
Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (aBgBM) 43
22 I need some knowledge , in the news world, is 12% a lot ?
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU) Well... it's like 6 real viewers... soooo... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (xaFKb) 44
David, why the long face?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (Tucb5) 45
>>> 35 Um, isn't Maura Healy governor of Massachusetts?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Fact Check Maven at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (PiwSw) ----------- Meh, there are so many "M" states that you can get them confused. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (VdhcA) 8 Ms and 8 Ns. Such attention whores! Posted by: Other Letters Against M and N at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (FnneF) 46
ABC News viewership and ratings drop precipitously?
Ain't that a shame? My tears fell like rain. Ain't that a shame, You're the one to blame Posted by: Count de Cheap Trick at Budokan at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (Aqu9a) 47
Yeah... I was pretending to be shocked
Posted by: It's me donna ===== To do that, you have to borrow Sarah Hoyt's Shocked Face--TM. Otherwise it is just ironic which is hard to decipher via gray boxes. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (SI97o) 48
Hopefully Trump is wearing a couple ceramic plates himself, as well as the 3" glass shields. (is that enough to stop a higher power bullet?)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (Cus5s) 49
ABC is owned by Disney. Do you expect anything else from that Mickey Mouse outfit?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (O8bOp) 50
That comment by Kamala Harris about US military personnel not being in combat zones is mind boggling. How could she not know that?
Posted by: dantesed ------------- She is as sharp as a sack of rubber mallets. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (91//o) 51
ABC "News" did in fact give her a teeny-tiny podium, just as he alleged.
bigger or smaller than biden's new desk? Posted by: anachronda at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (sGtp+) 52
Think of this - since about zero percent of the ABC News audience is conservative or Republican, every single one of this 12 percent was a likely Kamala Voter.
Posted by: Oldcat ===== A lot of self identified conservatives still watch broadcast and cable news networks even though they sit through endless reeducation sessions every time the news is on. They tend toward older folks which is why PDT does not do as well with them as he really should. These lost souls still trust the media and distinguish themselves as not that sort of conservative. Basically, they believe the lies packaged for them by the MSM because the truth is too horrific for them to swallow. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (SI97o) so the GOPe, not Republicans and by their own admission Harris voters. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X) 53
>>>I need some knowledge , in the news world, is 12% a lot ?
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM Yes, you don't lose 1/8 of your audience and have it be a good thing. It can mean ad rate cuts and big ones. News and entertainment programs are what they play in between ads, not the other way around. Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (VGOMa) 54
Maybe they should have Michael Steele back on to rap and jive talk about how wonderful Harris is, and how bad Trump is. You know, to show bipartanshipanality
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (D7oie) Posted by: electronic means at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (Pajeo) 56
welp ABC won't miss me, nor will CBS, NBC, CNN. Who the hell watches that crap for news?
Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (8uzBS) 57
I'm getting a kick outa Rasmussen right now. The dude knows just how bad Harris/Walz is gonna take it up the @ss but is still playing it straight. I'm easily amused. Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 05:55 PM (RKVpM) 58
On topic of broadcast licenses, since I didn't think of it at the time it was posted, is this still salient? Everyone has internet and cable. Relieving ABC of its license would work about as well as doing same for Wayne's World.
I think Trump's move (or Yuth Dice's move when Trump makes him spokesman) should just be to keep all those assholes out of the WH press pit. Except our Raimondo. He can stay and speak for them over there like he does here. Posted by: El Lurko at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (CyOQR) 59
So ABC doesn't actually check any facts before fact checking?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (FfSAJ) 60
>>> 42 For me the most disgusting behavior of the infotainment talking head losers is their constant holier than thou attitude, ramped-up to eleven in response to any criticism.
Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (aBgBM) I suspect that the presstitutes will be more surprised than anyone if or when Things That Will Never Happen, Actually Do. I will point and laugh. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (FnneF) 61
Hopefully Trump is wearing a couple ceramic plates himself, as well as the 3" glass shields. (is that enough to stop a higher power bullet?)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (Cus5s) Don't think any of that aside from the glass is good versus rifle fire. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X) 62
I'm going to propose Sloop John B as the new AoS theme song.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (z/ifB) I would suggest Du Hast, but yeah, Sloop John B is catchy. Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (D7oie) 63
42 For me the most disgusting behavior of the infotainment talking head losers is their constant holier than thou attitude, ramped-up to eleven in response to any criticism.
Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 05:52 PM (aBgBM) What do you mean by that? Posted by: Andrea Mitchell or Christiane Amanpour or Jim Acosta or David Gregory or David Shuster or.... at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (PiwSw) 64
Must be infuriating to the whistleblower that this literally went nowhere... Why bother ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (IyPmt) 65
8 Ms and 8 Ns. Such attention whores! Posted by: Other Letters Against M and N ----- I take exception. I have *never* met anyone from 'Montana'. I question its existence. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (XeU6L) 66
"It was a debate.". "It was a lie."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (G6RyQ) 68
>>> 59 So ABC doesn't actually check any facts before fact checking?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (FfSAJ) We choose Truth over Facts!!! Posted by: ABC at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (FnneF) 69
59 So ABC doesn't actually check any facts before fact checking?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (FfSAJ) If you look at the video, the 'Moderators' had a bunch of screens right in front of them... doing the 'Fact checking' for them. So it was not 3 on 1.... it was 3 AND an entire Staff, against 1. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (xaFKb) 70
On topic of broadcast licenses, since I didn't think of it at the time it was posted, is this still salient? Everyone has internet and cable. Relieving ABC of its license would work about as well as doing same for Wayne's World.
I think Trump's move (or Yuth Dice's move when Trump makes him spokesman) should just be to keep all those assholes out of the WH press pit. Except our Raimondo. He can stay and speak for them over there like he does here. Posted by: El Lurko at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (CyOQR) Their ratings stink on broadcast and cable, sure, but on the web they have no ratings. Cat videos outdraw them. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (n7h9X) 71
50 That comment by Kamala Harris about US military personnel not being in combat zones is mind boggling. How could she not know that?
Posted by: dantesed ------------- She is as sharp as a sack of rubber mallets. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 05:54 PM (91//o) She knew it was a lie. Everything she says is a conscious, intentional, carefully crafted lie. Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (aBgBM) 72
If I can short a stock (sell shares I don't own) why can't I short my ABC viewing (view it a negative amount)?
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (bmNfW) 73
So this faggot shitdick’s news program viewership dropped by a little over 10%, which we’re told is about a million less. So who are the remaining 9 million people still watching this odious Petri dish of skank?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (ExDBE) 74
[ EVEN ] Martha Raddatz had none of it and asked:
“Why… Posted by: Braenyard at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (Tucb5) 75
Actually an interesting question.
The Moderators had screens in front of them... were any of the Democrat staff on the other end of those communications during the debate? Just who WAS feeding them lines, and information? Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (xaFKb) 76
I'm going to propose Sloop John B as the new AoS theme song.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2024 05:49 PM (z/ifB) I would suggest Du Hast, but yeah, Sloop John B is catchy. Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (D7oie) I feel so break up Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (n7h9X) 77
David Muir looks like a guy who would benefit from an ass kicking.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (FfSAJ) 78
Hell, Gutfeld beats the "big three" late-night talk shows all the time, now. There was something about he even draws a good fraction of Democrats in his audience. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (w6EFb) 79
RE Gov. Maura Healey paraphrased:
"Ha! It's a debate. Of course she can lie! Lying is SOP. Why, you're crazy for expecting truth. It's pragmatic to lie." Where's the tectonic plate we need to squash these frauds? Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (aXxgO) 80
> Think of this - since about zero percent of the ABC News audience is conservative or Republican, every single one of this 12 percent was a likely Kamala Voter.
------ I'm dubious about that claim. There are a lot of 'nominal' republican voters, mostly older, who are tethered to network TV and FOX/MSNBC/CNN and all the rest. They're not really adapted to 'alternative' news sites. The fact that 'some' mainstream newz sites are critical of Harris is.... interesting. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (Q4IgG) 81
So this faggot shitdick’s news program viewership dropped by a little over 10%, which we’re told is about a million less. So who are the remaining 9 million people still watching this odious Petri dish of skank?
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (ExDBE) His mom Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (n7h9X) 82
8 'M' states?
I just had a flashback to the 6th grade and trying to memorize the names of US states and capitals for a test. It was a loooong time ago. Posted by: dantesed at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (Oy/m2) 83
I take exception. I have *never* met anyone from 'Montana'. I question its existence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM (XeU6L) ----------- I would have liked to have seen it. Posted by: Zombie Vasily Borodin at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (VdhcA) 84
RepMattGaetz Reveals Senior DHS Official Confirmed 5 ASSASSINATION TEAMS Are In The Country Trying To Eliminate Trump
"I have a list of names!" If I was a DHS official trying to make a Congressman look silly in public, "I know six guys but i won't tell you who" is one trick I might play. Posted by: El Lurko at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (CyOQR) 85
These people are scum. Vile, vicious, communist scum.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (W/lyH) 86
>>I take exception. I have *never* met anyone from 'Montana'. I question its existence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 05:57 PM I knew a kid from Montana. He killed a grizzly bear in his front yard when he got off the school bus. He had to go in the house for a rifle first. Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (VGOMa) 87
Nice long Trust in Media by ideology of the viewer and the perceived ideology of the source.
FWIW Goes the Pew You Gov polling. Data is from a May 2024 poll and includes trust in social media and use of news aggregation sites. https://tinyurl.com/yc6ac7vf Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (SI97o) 88
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Hell, Gutfeld beats the "big three" late-night talk shows all the time, now. There was something about he even draws a good fraction of Democrats in his audience. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (w6EF He had Trump on last night and it was great Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: toobin' and zoomin' at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (sGtp+) 90
>> David Muir looks like a guy who would benefit from an ass kicking.
Total stuffed-shirt. Male equivalent of bubble-head bleached blonde. Ron Burgundy. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (w6EFb) 91
I just refer to all of the mainstream media as "Pravda-American style." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (dTTBf) You mighta missed my link for you earlier today: https://is.gd/nSZMjG / Needa Sunday sermon? Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (RKVpM) 92
88 He had Trump on last night and it was great
mrs. chronda tells me that he went over and gutfeld! will be playing some additional material tonight. Posted by: anachronda at September 19, 2024 06:01 PM (sGtp+) 93
>> David Muir looks like a guy who would benefit from an ass kicking.
——— Looks like he would approve of a lot of back door shenanigans. Posted by: electronic means at September 19, 2024 06:01 PM (Pajeo) 94
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I would have liked to have seen it. Posted by: Zombie Vasily Borodin ------- That's more than one ping. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 06:01 PM (XeU6L) 95
>> He had Trump on last night and it was great
Kat Timpf said the audience didn't believe them when they said Trump was going to be there. They thought it was going to be some gag, or some Trump impersonator. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:01 PM (w6EFb) 96
72 If I can short a stock (sell shares I don't own) why can't I short my ABC viewing (view it a negative amount)?
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits Easy enough. Complain to advertisers about the tilted debate and tell them you are reconsidering purchasing anything from them. Auto, Pharma, etc. Send it to the VP in marketing for the megacorp. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (SI97o) 97
Hell, Gutfeld beats the "big three" late-night talk shows all the time, now.
There was something about he even draws a good fraction of Democrats in his audience. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 05:59 PM (w6EFb) Hate watching is a thing, just ask Disney Star Wars and Ringz O'power. When even the guys making money on YT trashing the shows get tired of doing it you know it is dire straits. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (n7h9X) 98
Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Manitoba, Mauritania, Moab.
Did I guess right? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (Ad8y9) 99
Do "assassination teams" use 2 way radios, phones, computing devices, cars, pagers ? Axing for a friend...
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (V13WU) 100
She knew it was a lie. Everything she says is a conscious, intentional, carefully crafted lie.
Posted by: Gref -------------- She is likely somewhat coachable but I still believe her to be a dolt. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (91//o) 101
>> He had Trump on last night and it was great
Kat Timpf said the audience didn't believe them when they said Trump was going to be there. They thought it was going to be some gag, or some Trump impersonator. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:01 PM (w6EFb) That's fair, they had a Biden impersonator on for a while. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X) 102
/ Needa Sunday sermon?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 06:00 PM (RKVpM I did see that. Thanks, but I already have a Sunday sermon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (dTTBf) 103
thanks for the math knowledge folks !
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (V13WU) 104
I think Trump's move (or Yuth Dice's move when Trump makes him spokesman) should just be to keep all those assholes out of the WH press pit.
Except our Raimondo. He can stay and speak for them over there like he does here. Posted by: El Lurko at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (CyOQR) Issue press pool passes for 3 months only, and rotate who can get a pass, to end the "press pool royalty" Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie) 105
1/8th is 12.5%
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (a3Q+t) 106
>> That's fair, they had a Biden impersonator on for a while.
——— Pretty sure there might have been one in the White House for three and a half years. Posted by: electronic means at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (Pajeo) 107
>>> 98 Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Manitoba, Mauritania, Moab.
Did I guess right? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (Ad8y9) Fck you. Posted by: Maine, Maryland and MinnesOOOta at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (FnneF) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (dTTBf) 109
64 Must be infuriating to the whistleblower that this literally went nowhere... Why bother ?
Posted by: It's me donna Little things grow into big things. It was overshadowed first by the assassination attempt on the same day. The weird parade of whackjobs threatening to assassinate all things GOP is keeping it off the front pages. We shall see though if the fallout continues---Trump probably is going to say something about it if it can be confirmed not to be a booby trap IC op. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (SI97o) Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 06:05 PM (V13WU) 111
That's Tom Shillue. He does an hilarious Biden. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:05 PM (w6EFb) 112
I think Trump's move (or Yuth Dice's move when Trump makes him spokesman) should just be to keep all those assholes out of the WH press pit.
Except our Raimondo. He can stay and speak for them over there like he does here. Posted by: El Lurko at September 19, 2024 05:56 PM (CyOQR) Issue press pool passes for 3 months only, and rotate who can get a pass, to end the "press pool royalty" Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie) Pick em at random, weighted by views. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X) 113
> RepMattGaetz Reveals Senior DHS Official Confirmed 5 ASSASSINATION TEAMS Are In The Country Trying To Eliminate Trump
--------- I'm not comforted by the fact that Matt Gaetz is the one leading this effort. Or anyone else in the GOP. They're all fuck-ups beyond recognition. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (Q4IgG) 114
now divide by 0...
Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 06:05 PM (V13WU) Which will result in a singularity. Now... if we confine it in these rotating magnets... Posted by: Dr Peter Weir at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (CyOQR) 115
Speaking of Kat, has anyone seen previous frequent ONTer "Zettai Yyouiki", or Zettai Something. We used to have a lot of fun on the ONT. He had a thing for Kat. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:07 PM (w6EFb) 116
45 >>> 35 Um, isn't Maura Healy governor of Massachusetts?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Fact Check Maven at September 19, 2024 05:48 PM (PiwSw) ----------- Meh, there are so many "M" states that you can get them confused. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 19, 2024 05:51 PM (VdhcA) 8 Ms and 8 Ns. Such attention whores! Posted by: Other Letters Against M and N at September 19, 2024 05:53 PM (FnneF) ________ Aren't most of the "Ns" either "New" or "North"? Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:07 PM (1bNHn) 117
Thanks, but I already have a Sunday sermon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (dTTBf) Yeah, this place offers a lot of material. Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (CyOQR) 118
Little things grow into big things. It was overshadowed first by the assassination attempt on the same day. The weird parade of whackjobs threatening to assassinate all things GOP is keeping it off the front pages. We shall see though if the fallout continues---Trump probably is going to say something about it if it can be confirmed not to be a booby trap IC op.
Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (SI97o) Its already done job one which is to kill the usual "Republican Lost" line they try at first, unless their guy loses so badly they have to coup them out like the debate before. If we win, maybe we can bring down ABC with it. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X) 119
David Muir looks like a guy who would benefit from an ass kicking.
The classic example that "news broadcasters" are nothing more than a TV show. Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (W/lyH) 120
107 >>> 98 Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Manitoba, Mauritania, Moab.
Did I guess right? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (Ad8y9) Fck you. Posted by: Maine, Maryland and MinnesOOOta at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM (FnneF) ______ You forgot Malifornia. Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (1bNHn) Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (a3Q+t) 122
23 I'm going to propose Sloop John B as the new AoS theme song.
Thoroughly surprising (to me) This song is much older than I thought, recordings going back to the 1920's. Posted by: bensdad00 at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (F/35S) 123
ABC did the old "Practice Test" Thing. Well here are some questions that MIGHT (wink, wink) be on the test.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (ewjUl) 124
>>> 98 Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Manitoba, Mauritania, Moab.
Did I guess right? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (Ad8y9) Fck you. Posted by: Maine, Maryland and MinnesOOOta at September 19, 2024 06:04 PM Is New Mexico both N and M? Posted by: huerfano at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (VGOMa) 125
Which will result in a singularity.
== ..which will lead is to a parallel universe, where you CAN divide by 0.. Posted by: runner at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (V13WU) 126
Sheriff Arrested for Shooting Judge at Letcher County Courthouse
"Multiple emergency crews and authorities are currently on the scene in Whitesburg, Kentucky, after Sheriff Mickey Stines was arrested in connection with a shooting at the Letcher County Courthouse. Stines is accused of fatally shooting District Judge Kevin Mullins in his office near the District Courtroom. Officials have confirmed that the judge has died." https://tinyurl.com/4ma95az9 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (RU4sa) 127
I don't think criticism of Journalismists is protected speech under Our Democracy. So be careful.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (1bNHn) 128
Issue press pool passes for 3 months only, and rotate who can get a pass, to end the "press pool royalty"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie) Pick em at random, weighted by views. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X) --- Trial by combat. The survivor may ask three questions. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: haffhowershower at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (NMT5x) 130
100 She knew it was a lie. Everything she says is a conscious, intentional, carefully crafted lie.
Posted by: Gref -------------- She is likely somewhat coachable but I still believe her to be a dolt. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 06:02 PM (91//o) She is as dumb as a bag of hammers but that doesn't mean she can't remember lines after coaching and practice. Doesn't mean she can't feign being truthful and sincere. She's nothing but an actress. She's been playing a serious politician for decades and is still getting away with it. Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (aBgBM) 131
I did see that. Thanks, but I already have a Sunday sermon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM Married to a woman who taught children's the Bible and she never mentioned that part of it. Some AA guy with a vest, I listen. Gonna be an interesting November 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, etc... Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 19, 2024 06:10 PM (RKVpM) 132
Thanks, but I already have a Sunday sermon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (dTTBf) Yeah, this place offers a lot of material. Posted by: CyOQR I mean, bad examples alone . . . Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (L/fGl) 133
Have a press pool of local reporters from local TV stations. Pick them at random on the 3 month (or less) rotating basis. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (w6EFb) 134
This David Muir kid is a punk, isn't he? Posted by: Peter Jennings at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (+oR7L) 135
I'm not comforted by the fact that Matt Gaetz is the one leading this effort. Or anyone else in the GOP.
They're all fuck-ups beyond recognition. Posted by: Martini Farmer ======== You have to use the politicians you have--not the ones you would like to have. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (SI97o) 136
128 Issue press pool passes for 3 months only, and rotate who can get a pass, to end the "press pool royalty"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie) Pick em at random, weighted by views. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X) --- Trial by combat. The survivor may ask three questions. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (BpYfr) Master Blaster rules BarterTown! Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (xaFKb) Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (w6EFb) 138
So, by demonstrating that she has no knowledge about active duty military personnel, she demonstrated he ability to be commander in chief? It's surreal.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (s68pH) 139
People keep watching this crap, knowing full well what’s going to happen Every.Single.Time when our side is involved. They are an arm of the Left.
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/) 140
122 23 I'm going to propose Sloop John B as the new AoS theme song.
Thoroughly surprising (to me) This song is much older than I thought, recordings going back to the 1920's. Posted by: bensdad00 at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (F/35S) _______ Counter proposal: How about using the original words to what I will call - in deference to the 'ettes - "Bless 'Em All". That dates at least from WWI, though the existing words are WWII. AKA "The Long and the Short and the Tall." Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (1bNHn) 141
If Garrison Keillior decided to ditch his glasses and wear a skirt and a wig, you'd get Martha Raddatz.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (Hy7iO) 142
Assassin Routh faces the gun held by felon (up to 15 years) and filing the serial number off (up to 5 years) already. So since it was part of an assassination attempt, he should get the full amount. See if he is still smirking after a guilty verdict, with other possible charges.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (Cus5s) 143
Trial by combat. The survivor may ask three questions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (BpYfr) What is your quest? What is your favorite color? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Posted by: Count de Bridge Troll at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM (Aqu9a) 144
I don't think criticism of Journalismists is protected speech under Our Democracy. So be careful.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (1bNHn) Let's find kut! Hey Journalismists! Piss off you scum sucking siberian snow pimping commies. Kiss my hairy white butt. Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM (W/lyH) 145
ABC did the old "Practice Test" Thing. Well here are some questions that MIGHT (wink, wink) be on the test.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2024 06:08 PM (ewjUl) No, that is the cover story. They had to drill Harris on the answer so they could have everything ready on the monitors to crush Trump instantly. They couldn't count on googling things or going through binders on the fly. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM (n7h9X) 146
128 Issue press pool passes for 3 months only, and rotate who can get a pass, to end the "press pool royalty"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (D7oie) Pick em at random, weighted by views. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X) ——111 All expenses paid trip to anyone in that gets their name pulled out of a hat. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 19, 2024 06:14 PM (CgVac) 147
132 Thanks, but I already have a Sunday sermon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 19, 2024 06:03 PM (dTTBf) Yeah, this place offers a lot of material. Posted by: CyOQR I mean, bad examples alone . . . Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 06:11 PM (L/fGl) “I’m Mister Bad Example Take a look at Me I’ll live to be a hundred And go down in Infamy”… Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/) 148
I'll be that's a hell of backstory there.
Posted by: publius ====== Sex, drugs, money, power, covers most of the possible motives. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:14 PM (SI97o) 149
Have not seen Zettai in a while. Also have not seen Hairyback Guy for a bit.
Posted by: Senor Aspirina Fabrica at September 19, 2024 06:15 PM (4Med0) 150
> I'm not comforted by the fact that Matt Gaetz is the one leading this effort. Or anyone else in the GOP.
They're all fuck-ups beyond recognition. Posted by: Martini Farmer ======== You have to use the politicians you have--not the ones you would like to have. Posted by: whig ----------- That.... needs to change. Like yesterday. And Gaetz is a wet noodle when it comes to political "push and shove." The Republican "girl bosses" have more dick than he does. YMMV Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 06:15 PM (Q4IgG) 151
They're leaving the Muir kats They're leaving, the show's a dog They're leaving the ABC show the people think it's shit there Posted by: haffhowershower at September 19, 2024 06:15 PM (NMT5x) 152
Here's the judge the sheriff shot: https://tinyurl.com/25zx7wuo Does that give you a sort of vibe? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:15 PM (w6EFb) 153
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: Count de Bridge Troll at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM (Aqu9a) WRONG!!! HERETIC!!! Kamala knows when you swallow, you are unburdened, not unladened. Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (W/lyH) 154
"Multiple emergency crews and authorities are currently on the scene in Whitesburg, Kentucky, after Sheriff Mickey Stines was arrested in connection with a shooting at the Letcher County Courthouse."
- Oh Mickey, you're so Stine You're so Stine, you blow my mind Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (L/fGl) 155
Miguelito and Antoinette did a version of Sloop John B on Wild Wild West.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (ObtgS) 156
I don't think criticism of Journalismists is protected speech under Our Democracy. So be careful.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:09 PM (1bNHn) Let's find kut! Hey Journalismists! Piss off you scum sucking siberian snow pimping commies. Kiss my hairy white butt. Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM (W/lyH) If you want a laugh look up some stories about William T Sherman the CW general about the press. He hated them because they nearly drove him out of the army by calling him Insane for thinking it would take a big army and years to win the war. (actually he was probably close to a nervous breakdown, being appointed to the middle third of the country without any troops available. He was high strung) Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (n7h9X) 157
I've always have been fond of Dan Rather's lies.
What's the frequency Kenneth? Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (0Gnoc) 158
139 People keep watching this crap, knowing full well what’s going to happen Every.Single.Time when our side is involved. They are an arm of the Left.
Posted by: tubal ===== Some people watch car racing for the wrecks too. I find watching debates pointless because I don't view them the way that average watchers do. Most people are not political ideologues and base their opinions more on their personal impressions of the candidates than what they say. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (SI97o) 159
Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff: report (Local report out of Lexington, KY)
https://tinyurl.com/2er55v8h Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (RU4sa) 160
141 If Garrison Keillior decided to ditch his glasses and wear a skirt and a wig, you'd get Martha Raddatz.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (Hy7iO) ________ I do not understand why there are dumb ugly trulls like her in the business. I get how Burnett and Ruhle got their jobs. Cute snizz sells. But Raddatz, Mitchell, and Bash are baffling. Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (1bNHn) 161
Assassin Routh faces the gun held by felon (up to 15 years) and filing the serial number off (up to 5 years) already. So since it was part of an assassination attempt, he should get the full amount. See if he is still smirking after a guilty verdict, with other possible charges. Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM Time served. Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (RKVpM) 162
ABC NEWS gets a Long Island HOWDY at Trumps Nassau County rally..lmao
https://tinyurl.com/2rwdfjwx Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (mGdQO) 163
shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 19, 2024 06:18 PM (z/ifB) 164
Here's the judge the sheriff shot:
https://tinyurl.com/25zx7wuo Does that give you a sort of vibe? Posted by: publius ------- Not a good pix of the guy. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:18 PM (SI97o) 165
Here's the judge the sheriff shot: https://tinyurl.com/25zx7wuo Does that give you a sort of vibe? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:15 PM But he didn't shoot the deputy. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2024 06:18 PM (ewjUl) 166
They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.
Posted by: blaster The flavor of one! (echo: One!) The flavor of two! (echo: Two!) The flavor of (all) maaannnnnny! Posted by: Haitian Space Witches at September 19, 2024 06:18 PM (WquIK) Posted by: Bob Marley at September 19, 2024 06:19 PM (CyOQR) 168
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Posted by: Count de Bridge Troll at September 19, 2024 06:13 PM When you're a King, you have to know these things. Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at September 19, 2024 06:19 PM (a3Q+t) 169
I swear my brain read Lecher County…
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 06:20 PM (PCK5/) 170
The judge has a windowless van with a glovebox full of candy.
Posted by: Senor Aspirina Fabrica at September 19, 2024 06:20 PM (4Med0) 171
Sheriff Arrested for Shooting Judge
I'll be that's a hell of backstory there. Posted by: publius --------- My guess? Cherchez la femme. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2024 06:20 PM (XeU6L) 172
Actually an interesting question.
The Moderators had screens in front of them... were any of the Democrat staff on the other end of those communications during the debate? Just who WAS feeding them lines, and information? Posted by: Romeo13 at September 19, 2024 05:58 PM (xaFKb) Both moderators were wearing IFB earpieces, and the producer, director and others in the control room had direct contact with them. As someone who worked in the NY TV broadcast industry for many years, I can guarantee that it didn't have to be a "democrat" per say. Most who work in the news or production departments are leftists. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 19, 2024 06:20 PM (iODuv) 173
Nichols and McVie were an assassination team.
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2024 06:20 PM (0Gnoc) 174
ABCNews has a broadcast license that allows them to use public airwaves in the public interest.
Rigging a presidential debate violates that interest in so many ways. Yank that license. Posted by: Max Entropy at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (oxDA9) 175
I think to troll the media Trump should walk out to the Meow Mix jingle. Or Weird Al's Version of Cat's in the Cradle.....Cuz The Cats On The Menu At the Peking Moon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (ewjUl) 176
People keep watching this crap, knowing full well what’s going to happen Every.Single.Time when our side is involved. They are an arm of the Left.
Posted by: tubal at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (PCK5/) These days almost nobody does, and its just getting worse for them. Even when there is a tornado or earthquake i don't go to them. I did see a very good local weatherman a year or so back when a hurricaine-ette was hitting SoCal from San Diego on Youtube. Facts, no alarmism, good projections for subsequent hours. I was pretty surprised at the mild earthquake I had when it passed through though. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (n7h9X) 177
Here's the judge the sheriff shot:
https://tinyurl.com/25zx7wuo Does that give you a sort of vibe? ___ Posted on X: "If it’s what the Rumors are saying is true.. I can understand why it happened. Several locals reporting the Sheriff went to arrest the Judge on charges a particular “misconduct”. And it was very close to home for the Sheriff, there was a Fight and went deadly. This town is only 2200 population." https://tinyurl.com/ydnex7vm Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (RU4sa) 178
I'll be that's a hell of backstory there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM (w6EFb) Hard to stand for re-election on that Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie) 179
That.... needs to change. Like yesterday. And Gaetz is a wet noodle when it comes to political "push and shove."
The Republican "girl bosses" have more dick than he does. YMMV Posted by: Martini Farmer ======= Pretty hard to have complete turnover of the House and Senate without the SMOD hitting DC. Think Gaetz is planning to run for governor of Florida in 2026 anyway. DeSantis is term limited. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (SI97o) Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (0Gnoc) 181
Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff: report (Local report out of Lexington, KY)
https://tinyurl.com/2er55v8h Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (RU4sa) I found this, maybe something to do with it. https://tinyurl.com/2x75pk93 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (NtVYv) 182
161
Assassin Routh faces the gun held by felon (up to 15 years) and filing the serial number off (up to 5 years) already. So since it was part of an assassination attempt, he should get the full amount. See if he is still smirking after a guilty verdict, with other possible charges. Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM Time served. .............................................. Bailiff, return his weapon as well. Posted by: bensdad00 at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (F/35S) 183
The thread claims that the judge was puttin' it to the sheriff's daughter who wasn't quite of the age to be doing that sort of thing.
Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (CyOQR) 184
I think to troll the media Trump should walk out to the Meow Mix jingle. Or Weird Al's Version of Cat's in the Cradle.....Cuz The Cats On The Menu At the Peking Moon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (ewjUl) Stray Cat Strut by the Stray Cats Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X) 185
I think to troll the media Trump should walk out to the Meow Mix jingle. Or Weird Al's Version of Cat's in the Cradle.....Cuz The Cats On The Menu At the Peking Moon.
Posted by: Minnfidel The AFLAC duck. Posted by: Senor Aspirina Fabrica at September 19, 2024 06:23 PM (4Med0) 186
KamalaKamp is so bad even Martha Ratfink is asking questions.
Posted by: jsg at September 19, 2024 06:23 PM (K3+lO) 187
It is funny that Diddy is in the greybar for what was, in days of yore, a mome
Posted by: N at September 19, 2024 06:24 PM (8XibL) 188
"The Long and the Short and the Tall."
Posted by: Eeyore at September 19, 2024 06:12 PM Long and Tall are synonymous in this context. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 19, 2024 06:24 PM (a3Q+t) 189
Pretty hard to have complete turnover of the House and Senate without the SMOD hitting DC.
Your terms are acceptable. Posted by: SMOD at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (Aqu9a) 190
Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Manitoba, Mauritania, Moab.
Did I guess right? Posted by: Pug Mahon Mexifornia. Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (WquIK) 191
That means 7 million are fucking idiots.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (gbOdA) 192
"Yank that license."
The idea of there even being such a thing as a loycence, as Brits spell it, might be the problem, in the bandwidth age. The platforms which carry ABC and Disney+ and Peacock are what need to be hit, if they are not also carrying OANN etc. Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (CyOQR) 193
Here's the judge the sheriff shot:
https://tinyurl.com/25zx7wuo Does that give you a sort of vibe? ------------------ Vibe ? More like a nuclear blast Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (NtVYv) 194
We represent clients who have suffered the trauma of pet loss.
Posted by: Katz and Katz LLP at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (sq/uD) 195
Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff: report (Local report out of Lexington, KY)
https://tinyurl.com/2er55v8h Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:17 PM (RU4sa) I found this, maybe something to do with it. https://tinyurl.com/2x75pk93 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (NtVYv) I hate that crap. Look, there's a judge with a bullet in him, there is nothing 'alleged' about the shooting. The sherrif may be alleged to have done it, or he may not really be a sherrif You can't just scramble words around to cover yourself without thinking. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (n7h9X) Posted by: The Shootin' Sheriff at September 19, 2024 06:26 PM (w6EFb) 197
ABCNews has a broadcast license that allows them to use public airwaves in the public interest.
Rigging a presidential debate violates that interest in so many ways. Yank that license. Posted by: Max Entropy at September 19, 2024 06:21 PM (oxDA9) HAHAHAHA!!! Does anyone here understand how political the FCC had become over the past 20 years? Never happen. The network, itself, doesn't possess a "blanket license". The individual stations, including the O&Os have licenses. But, considering the fact that most stations feed local cable head ends via fiber directly from master control, the transmitter could go off the air, and most viewers would not be affected. Trying to yank their license is an effort in futility. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 19, 2024 06:26 PM (iODuv) 198
In response to these allegations, Kelly points out that ABC "News's" reply says only that it did not share questions with Kamala Harrris.
That's it. That's all they deny. Posted by: Ace "Who's scruffy-looking?" Posted by: ABC Solo at September 19, 2024 06:26 PM (DgGvY) 199
You can't just scramble words around to cover yourself without thinking.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM Now you tell me. Posted by: Kamala! at September 19, 2024 06:26 PM (a3Q+t) 200
167 >Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff
You're doing it wrong. Posted by: Bob Marley at September 19, 2024 06:19 PM (CyOQR) LOL I love this place Posted by: jsg at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (K3+lO) 201
Can Siouxsie still pull off the cat outfit she had in Face To Face? Nyah!
... probably not Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (CyOQR) 202
I am entirely against civil war, but, having seen who the tards sending out to do the violent work, from artifa, the two would be assasins, it might not be so hard
Posted by: N at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (8XibL) 203
I found this, maybe something to do with it.
https://tinyurl.com/2x75pk93 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (NtVYv) ___ Or this: https://tinyurl.com/yvjzmy3y Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (RU4sa) 204
This is my proposal for AoSHQ theme music
https://tinyurl.com/2ucfkvc3 If it worked in "The Dirty Dozen," you can't go wrong with it. Unfortunately the mics for the piccolos in this performance were poorly positioned or lousy. Posted by: Gref at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (aBgBM) 205
The networks believe in diversity, right? So 50 percent of all staff need to be real republicans, live in red states. All panels should also have some minor party representation.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:28 PM (n7h9X) 206
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:28 PM (Zz0t1) 207
157 I've always have been fond of Dan Rather's lies.
What's the frequency Kenneth? Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2024 06:16 PM (0Gnoc) Fucking dan rathernot !!! The last drizzle of precum off the cock of Edward R. Murrow Fuckin Die Already . I have more respect for a drug addled junkie that can lie in you face all glassy eyed. Rather is another lying self serving shape shifter son of a bitch entrusted with the sacred duty of watchman. lighthouse beacon and arbiter of truth. Fuck RATHER feed him to the PIGS! Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:28 PM (mGdQO) 208
The thread claims that the judge was puttin' it to the sheriff's daughter who wasn't quite of the age to be doing that sort of thing.
Posted by: CyOQR If that's true and I'm on the jury, he'll not only be found not guilty but he'll be awarded a free box of ammunition. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 19, 2024 06:29 PM (L/fGl) 209
I found this, maybe something to do with it.
https://tinyurl.com/2x75pk93 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:22 PM (NtVYv) ___ Or this: https://tinyurl.com/yvjzmy3y Posted by: SMH at what's coming at September 19, 2024 06:27 PM (RU4sa) Whoa ! Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:29 PM (NtVYv) 210
Oh no........
They're putting Travis Kelce in movies........ FX has a movie or series he's in....Just, no..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:29 PM (Zz0t1) 211
If YD doesn't want the job, Gumbo can be Press secretary
Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:29 PM (CyOQR) 212
I don't get where Vivek is streaming. Any links?
Posted by: PJU at September 19, 2024 06:30 PM (RRCAT) 213
Gumby, even. Eff this phone
Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:30 PM (CyOQR) Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 19, 2024 06:30 PM (U+Yjp) 215
HAHAHAHA!!! Does anyone here understand how political the FCC had become over the past 20 years? Never happen. The network, itself, doesn't possess a "blanket license". The individual stations, including the O&Os have licenses. But, considering the fact that most stations feed local cable head ends via fiber directly from master control, the transmitter could go off the air, and most viewers would not be affected. Trying to yank their license is an effort in futility.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 19, 2024 06:26 PM (iODuv) So let Elon musk go in and fire everyone and replace them with about a dozen people which is all they need, and force network news shows to be spread into each state for inclusion. I want to see an all Hawaiian news show for a month. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X) 216
Meh, there are so many "M" states that you can get them confused.
Posted by: Captain Obvious 8 Ms and 8 Ns. Such attention whores! Posted by: Other Letters Against M and N It's because we're a Centrist nation. Those are the 13th and 14th letters of a 26-letter alphabet, so they're right in the middle. .....counting's not considered Math, right? Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (DgGvY) 217
The thread claims that the judge was puttin' it to the sheriff's daughter who wasn't quite of the age to be doing that sort of thing.
Posted by: CyOQR ---------- If the judge disclosed his briefs, he FAFO. Posted by: scampydog at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (91//o) 218
Pretty hard to have complete turnover of the House and Senate without the SMOD hitting DC.
Your terms are acceptable. Posted by: SMOD at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (Aqu9a Well damnit SMOD. Stop.sitting around jawjacking. Git to it! Posted by: Diogenes at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (W/lyH) 219
So, a deputy (with perhaps the approval of the Sheriff) was running some sort of P. Diddy type sex for fines operation in the judge's chambers, or the judge was diddling the Sheriff's daughter. Either one of those could lead to this, indeed. Posted by: The Shootin' Sheriff at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (w6EFb) 220
Oh no........
They're putting Travis Kelce in movies........ FX has a movie or series he's in....Just, no..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:29 PM (Zz0t1) He's still playing. Or is it his brother the lineman? Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (n7h9X) 221
Looks like Judge fucked around and found out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (4Med0) 222
> Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff
------ Rumor is he was a pervert and was sleeping with the Sheriff's daughter. Under age too. So... there's a lot to unpack. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 19, 2024 06:34 PM (Q4IgG) 223
8 They didn't give her the questions - just the answers.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 19, 2024 05:47 PM (bNf8H) ---- That would be like Johnny Carson when he did the 'envelopes' skit as Carnac the Magnificent, reading out the answer and then opening the envelope to find out what was the question. Posted by: Ciampino - Pager Pop - Premature Emasculation at September 19, 2024 06:34 PM (qfLjt) 224
So let Elon musk go in and fire everyone and replace them with about a dozen people which is all they need, and force network news shows to be spread into each state for inclusion. I want to see an all Hawaiian news show for a month.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X) I love to dream, as well. THEN, the FCC would come down on Elon. Catch the way it works? Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 19, 2024 06:34 PM (iODuv) 225
Or the judge was gonna bust the little sex-for-fweedom deal the sheriffs dept. had. Hard to do that now. Oh, and here's a little red herring about him and my daughter
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 19, 2024 06:36 PM (NMT5x) 226
159 Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff: report (Local report out of Lexington, KY) https://tinyurl.com/2er55v8h - Bob Marley has entered the chat Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:36 PM (mGdQO) 227
He's still playing. Or is it his brother the lineman? Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (n7h9X) It damn sure looks like Travis. He and his brother don't really look that much alike. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:36 PM (Zz0t1) 228
So, a deputy (with perhaps the approval of the Sheriff) was running some sort of P. Diddy type sex for fines operation in the judge's chambers, or the judge was diddling the Sheriff's daughter.
Either one of those could lead to this, indeed. Posted by: The Shootin' Sheriff at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (w6EFb) The Sherrif does have a daughter in HS Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:37 PM (NtVYv) 229
The Sherrif does have a daughter in HS Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2024 06:37 PM (NtVYv) The left is the spawn of Satan. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:38 PM (Zz0t1) 230
Yep. They're really trying to make him a thing. And people wonder why he's been completely ineffective this season.
Grotesquerie Official Teaser Fear the worst. FX’s Grotesquerie. Official Teaser. 9.25 on FX. Stream on Hulu. Starring Niecy Nash-Betts, Courtney B. Vance, Lesley Manville, and Travis Kelce. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:40 PM (Zz0t1) 231
Yep. They're really trying to make him a thing. And people wonder why he's been completely ineffective this season.
Grotesquerie Official Teaser Fear the worst. FX’s Grotesquerie. Official Teaser. 9.25 on FX. Stream on Hulu. Starring Niecy Nash-Betts, Courtney B. Vance, Lesley Manville, and Travis Kelce. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:40 PM (Zz0t1) I think you can blame that on being a 34 year old NFL tight end more than a tv show. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (n7h9X) 232
159 Letcher County judge dead after alleged shooting by sheriff: report (Local report out of Lexington, KY)
https://tinyurl.com/2er55v8h Let it go out through out the land a new generation has been established to guard, protect and defend this land and will kick ass and take names and furthermore predecease and desist people. -Zombie JFK's Ghost inhabiting in RFK JR nice anti Soros initiative there Sherriff!! Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (mGdQO) 233
He's still playing. Or is it his brother the lineman?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:32 PM (n7h9X) Center for the Eagles IIRC Posted by: jsg at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (K3+lO) 234
Meh, there are so many "M" states that you can get them confused.
Posted by: Captain Obvious 8 Ms and 8 Ns. Such attention whores! Posted by: Other Letters Against M and N It's because we're a Centrist nation. Those are the 13th and 14th letters of a 26-letter alphabet, so they're right in the middle. .....counting's not considered Math, right? Posted by: mikeski at September 19, 2024 06:31 PM (DgGvY) I propose a standardization simplification. The LMNO states (el-em-en-oh). Simply replace the first letter syllable with LMNO. LMNObraska. LMNOsota. LMNOichigan. LMNOvada. Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (Aqu9a) 235
I propose a standardization simplification. The LMNO states (el-em-en-oh). Simply replace the first letter syllable with LMNO. LMNObraska. LMNOsota. LMNOichigan. LMNOvada.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (Aqu9a) Way to go, LMNO Hi O!! Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:44 PM (n7h9X) 236
I think you can blame that on being a 34 year old NFL tight end more than a tv show.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:42 PM (n7h9X) I think you can blame it on him being INCREDIBLY distracted more than you can a 34 year old professional athlete with the best hormone and HGH therapies available to mankind. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:44 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:44 PM (Zz0t1) 238
202 I am entirely against civil war, but, having seen who the tards sending out to do the violent work, from artifa, the two would be assasins, it might not be so hard
Posted by: N ===== According to recent surveys, the left is getting all hot and bothered to do direct action. Right now, they just prefer their wackjobs do it for them. Posted by: whig at September 19, 2024 06:46 PM (SI97o) 239
213 Gumby, even. Eff this phone
Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:30 PM (CyOQR) 609-246-3665 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:46 PM (mGdQO) 240
I think you can blame it on him being INCREDIBLY distracted more than you can a 34 year old professional athlete with the best hormone and HGH therapies available to mankind.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:44 PM (Zz0t1) 34 is pretty much dead for a TE and absolutely dead for RBs. Even QBs are getting long in the tooth and likely to fall apart in cold weather. Sure there's medicine now but evryone else is using it too. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:47 PM (n7h9X) 241
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:46 PM (mGdQO)
Style guide calls for 867-5309 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:47 PM (Zz0t1) 242
34 is pretty much dead for a TE and absolutely dead for RBs. Even QBs are getting long in the tooth and likely to fall apart in cold weather. Sure there's medicine now but evryone else is using it too. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 06:47 PM (n7h9X) Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. I mean, Jaromir Jagr is 53 years old and still playing professional hockey in The Czech Republic. 34 is the new 28 with modern 'medicine.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:53 PM (Zz0t1) 243
Style guide calls for 867-5309 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:47 PM (Zz0t1) Yeah well I'm looking to get busy but Jennie ain't happening right now. Thank you Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 19, 2024 06:59 PM (mGdQO) 244
Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. I mean, Jaromir Jagr is 53 years old and still playing professional hockey in The Czech Republic. 34 is the new 28 with modern 'medicine.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 19, 2024 06:53 PM (Zz0t1) not in the NFL. The only thing I know of that distorts the curve of age versus performance is a massive growth of salary, so stars play longer to catch up. This happened in MLB in the 80s in particular. But time comes for all sports players and peak performance is about 27 and peak power maybe a few years later. Posted by: Oldcat at September 19, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X) 245
192 "Yank that license."
The idea of there even being such a thing as a loycence, as Brits spell it, Posted by: CyOQR at September 19, 2024 06:25 PM (CyOQR) ---- British Licence - the noun; License - verb There's no O. Inspector Clouseau: Leesonse (for the minkee) Posted by: Ciampino - Premature Emasculation at September 19, 2024 07:29 PM (qfLjt) 246
So ABC did the lawyer-parse thing where they gave Kamala “sample” questions and topics, or had the Harris campaign give ABC the questions so that they can claim “truthfully” they didn’t give Kamala THE questions.
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