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The Carina Nebula, just 7500 short lightyears away
NEW: China zoo forced to admit the truth after one of their “pandas” started panting and barking.
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The Shanwei zoo admits they painted dogs white and black to make them look like pandas.
The zoo initially tried claiming that the dogs were a unique breed of pandas called… pic.twitter.com/MMoQLD7zuR
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 20, 2024 07:09 PM (kpS4V)
sup foos
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 07:09 PM (PyA9a)
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2024 07:16 PM (dTTBf)
Yonder nebula has a certain horseman-like look
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 07:18 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 20, 2024 07:18 PM (aXxgO)
Australian penguin, Pesto, who weighs 49 pounds at 9 months, becomes social media star with 1.9 billion views.
However, it should be pointed out that 1.2 billion views of those were from the Haitian Cooking Channel link.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:19 PM (CEzQx)
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Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)
* blows nose because of bug caught this week *
Why, exactly, am I stuck at home while Mrs Refugee visits our new born granddaughter?
Posted by: The Bureaucratic Borg at September 20, 2024 07:20 PM (8AONa)
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Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM (a3Q+t)
BTW, the album is titled 50.
https://tinyurl.com/36epdxzz
Sorry; no whipped cream.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM (AR3Ge)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 07:22 PM (OX9vb)
Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes
BREAKING NEWS: Mass Hezbollah Casualties Reported After Goats Explode
https://tinyurl.com/388apa2p
1:49 minutes; CNN International reports!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:22 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 07:22 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2024 07:23 PM (8AONa)
New Trump ad just dropped:
https://tinyurl.com/ymwu7ump
30 seconds; tranny surgery etc. from Kamala.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:23 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: zombie King Philip IV of France at September 20, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Pillow fight.
There used to be devices sold called encounter bats. My fellow lab mates got me some. They were padded batons, basically. They said that I was "hostile" and an "ogre". No argument from me about either point!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2024 07:24 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM
The 'whipped cream' in that iconic album cover was actually shaving cream.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
I was just happy Ace didn't find some tiger 'groomer'.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 07:24 PM (l+VoF)
Ironically, an antique elephant's foot umbrella-stand was used to create the prosthesis.
I might have added something to that report.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:24 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 20, 2024 07:25 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at September 20, 2024 07:25 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:27 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 07:27 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ben Had
I think I'll hold off today...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 20, 2024 07:27 PM (l+VoF)
The Carina Nebula is a vast region of bright and dark nebulosity located in the southern constellation Carina. It is also known as the Eta Carinae Nebula, the Grand Nebula, and the Great Carina Nebula. With an apparent magnitude of 1.0 and an apparent size of 120 arcminutes, the nebula is easily visible to the unaided eye on a clear night. It has the designation NGC 3372 in the New General Catalogue and is listed as Caldwell 92 in the Caldwell catalogue.
The Carina Nebula lies 8,500 light-years away. It is one of the largest diffuse nebulae known. It spans about 460 light-years in diameter.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 20, 2024 07:28 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:29 PM (I1GXe)
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China is asshole!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 20, 2024 07:30 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:30 PM (aBgBM)
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Kill him, Mr Worf. He dishonors the Moron Horde.
Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at September 20, 2024 07:30 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 20, 2024 07:31 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:31 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Been Around the Block at September 20, 2024 07:31 PM (CV8a5)
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Um, my wife occassionally gasps loudly WHILE I'M DRIVING and then says something like "that's a new billboard!". I think she's trying to kill me.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 07:32 PM (fs1hN)
......
baby is going to grow up with two best friends
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024
I love how doggies instantly know “hey! This little guy is mine! I love him”.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:32 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 20, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)
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Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:33 PM (aBgBM)
https://youtu.be/u5mZuCD-gSY
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2024 07:33 PM (NBIe0)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:34 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:34 PM (AR3Ge)
A woman in Ohio has been saved by firefighters after making a frantic 911 emergency call to explain she was being attacked by a boa constrictor.
The Sheffield Lake resident was the owner of 10 other snakes, and had rescued the 1.7-metre-long (5.5 foot) boa just the day before the attack – but that act of kindness was not reciprocated when the snake suddenly turned on her.
It's not known what exactly prompted the attack to take place last Thursday, but the breathless (and frankly distressing) emergency call made by the woman highlights how terrifying the ordeal must have been.
https://tinyurl.com/3ed6zujr
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:34 PM (CEzQx)
Here's another image of the Carina Nebula, taken by Hubble (I think):
https://tinyurl.com/24ewlaw3
You can see the knight on the horse there too.
All these telescopes can capture images in wavelengths the human eye can't see. They represent these with "false color". If you looked at these through a telescope with the naked eye, you wouldn't see much of this. They use false color to represent the wavelengths you can't see, and depending on which ones they enhance and which they don't, you get all sorts of images.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 07:34 PM (w6EFb)
Maybe it's just me but I can see our Creator's thumbprint in that image. Always leaves me awestruck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (nDTFN)
https://youtu.be/u5mZuCD-gSY
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 20, 2024 07:33 PM (NBIe0)
WOW
Posted by: m at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (XqnCY)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (MeG8a)
Hubble "sees" in the UV, visible, and near infrared wavelengths.
The James Webb (racist!) telescope sees in visible red to mid infrared wavelengths.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (AR3Ge)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at
Because they sometimes pretend to be conservative versus full out commies.
(It’s the best I could right now. I am tired.)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Ben Had
Thanks!
*mixes Valu-rite with orange kool-aid and the juice from a can of peaches for a hillbilly fuzzy navel
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (OX9vb)
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This too, is the story of Springfield OH
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 20, 2024 07:37 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:38 PM (I1GXe)
BTW, the album is titled 50.
https://tinyurl.com/36epdxzz
Sorry; no whipped cream.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:21 PM (CEzQx)
A Hordian mentioned this in today's Morning Report. Ever since I've had "A Taste of Honey" earwig. Not bad, but boring after a while, especially after 11 hours!
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:38 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: the snake owner at September 20, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 20, 2024 07:40 PM (zdLoL)
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I read a long time ago that polar bears are known to have swum from Greenland to Iceland when there are alot of ice floes for them to use as figurative stepping-stones.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:40 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Penguin Pete at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:38 PM (I1GXe)
Yeah! *Cheers!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (OX9vb)
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Sorry, Gref.
Maybe a taste of honey will make it better??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:43 PM (I1GXe)
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If you have any Middle Eastern neighbours, Piper, maybe get the family to spend the next few days at a motel/hotel just in case.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:44 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (pZEOD)
*searches for positive spin*
1) You can prepare for the burning times.
2) Kamala wants to get rid of all gas appliances, so this won't happen anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 20, 2024 07:45 PM (cVI8s)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (CEzQx)
Who are you, Herb Albert?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 20, 2024 07:45 PM (cVI8s)
The rocket scientists at Wuhan gave an "AI" control of a spy satellite and to find 'interesting' things.
The AI oddly focused on where the US Navy pulls into port in Japan and a city in India that houses an army unit that has fought the Chinese.
Odd that. Even HAL9000 would be suspicious of human motives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:46 PM (AR3Ge)
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Sorry, Gref.
Maybe a taste of honey will make it better??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 07:42 PM (CEzQx)
Right now I'm trying to remove the earwig by gulping a large glass of zinfandel.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:46 PM (aBgBM)
You have to take that into more levels -- fly speck on a fly speck on a fly speck...fly speck on a sly speck.
To even being to appreciate the scale of all this, you have to take various scaling models through many steps, and even then, you can only appreciate that its so vast you can't comprehend it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 07:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:46 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 07:47 PM (LHPAg)
If you have any Middle Eastern neighbours, Piper, maybe get the family to spend the next few days at a motel/hotel just in case.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September
Don’t be silly. This is Alabama.
(Kidding!)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:47 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:48 PM (AR3Ge)
Those things must be the size of a capybara.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 07:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ben Had at September
I am laughing so hard, J just said “Well the rest of us can hop in the pool, but it’s only 83, so your princess a** won’t and I can’t heat it up for you!”
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:50 PM (pZEOD)
Second glance, it's just Nazgul doing Nazgul wispy transdimensional hazy stuff. So, no worries.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)
For example, look up the thousand yard model of the solar system. I'll just do this a little bit from memory, so it may not be exactly right.
Start out with a beach ball and plop that down. Take a peppercorn and pace out 26 yards and put that down. That's the Erf. Take a walnut and put that down 134 yards from the beach ball. That's Jupiter.
Now, take a grain of sand and put it 1000 yards from the beach ball. That's Pluto.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e bellina at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 07:47 PM
Since it's actually closer to 8500 light years away from Earth, your request has been granted preemptively.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 07:53 PM (BkEzK)
Time for delivery?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September
Yes! I mean we could grill, but at this point, may as well order some poke bowls. They sound good anyway.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:43 PM (I1GXe)
This classic web page can begin to give you some sense of how minuscule humans are and how immense just our Solar System alone is.
https://tinyurl.com/3dbfddf6
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:54 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)
ButButBut....your CO2 emissions are killing the earth!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...ascientific liberal at September 20, 2024 07:55 PM (d9fT1)
lulz
If you look on car forums or car repair forums, you'll see old user names such as "transman" and "transfan." One is a transmission repair pro, and the other is a Pontiac Trans Am enthusiast.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 07:56 PM (DzSmn)
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2024 07:20 PM (v0R5T)
they are a pack of da-cushions.
(Ok, that was lame, but how do I mix "dacoit" with any synonym of pillow without a lame portmanteau?)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 07:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (I1GXe)
In the full model, you'd put various little things out to represent all the planets and even the "plutinos" way out there recently discovered.
Now, how big is the Milky Way compared to that. Well, let the Milky Way's spiral pinwheel be the size of the continental US. Image that pinwheel superimposed on the top of a map of the US.
That's the diameter. Don't hold me too this, but I think the thickness of the main disk would be +/- 10 miles on that scale. That is the disk is 10 miles above sea level and 10 miles below.
Now, how big is that thousand yard model of the solar system in that? ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:50 PM
Does it follow from this that should you strain or pull one or more gluteal muscles at the barr, it's a royal pain in the a**?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 07:47 PM (LHPAg)
Everything is relative. From Alpha Centauri it may look like a kitten.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 07:57 PM (aBgBM)
Under no circumstances are we influenced by the Chinese, Russians, or the crazed version of reality propagated by the perverse ice poultry knows as "penguins".
Posted by: Penguin Facts Facts at September 20, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 20, 2024 07:59 PM (rJjpq)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 07:47 PM
Since it's actually closer to 8500 light years away from Earth, your request has been granted preemptively.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Thanks, but I want to see some paperwork.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:01 PM (LHPAg)
How big is the solar system in that? Take a quarter and plop it on the ground somewhere in Tennessee.
Besides orbiting around the center (it takes about 250 million years for the sun to make one circuit) the sun also bobs up and down in the disk, perpendicular to the plane. That has it's own period, and I forget. But right now, we're on the upward leg of the z-axis.
So, our quarter in Tennessee would have to be up the air somewhere above.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 08:01 PM (w6EFb)
Does it follow from this that should you strain or pull one or more gluteal muscles at the barr, it's a royal pain in the a**?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September
It would be that for sure!
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:01 PM (pZEOD)
And that's just the positive x-axis. Everything else, cubed, is even emptier. Love the commentary as you 'travel'.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 08:02 PM (TqUi+)
The youngster M. Night Shyamalan sought out Werner to take on the role of Best Man for his upcoming nuptials. This was, of course, before The Sixth Sense, and apart from an Indy film, he only had a rom-com feature with Dennis Leary under his belt. I know what you are thinking, but all auteurs must start somewhere, and sometimes it will involve history's greatest monsters, Dennis Leary.
Vern, (even the young do this) the youngster pleaded, you've got the tools and talents to pull this together. That is most flattering, M (ja, Werner sometimes gives as good as he gets), but Werner is a Lutheran, and you, for that matter, have converted to Christianity and are agnostic-curious adjacent. Ein mehr post, bitte.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 20, 2024 08:03 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)
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It was many years before I found out that Moody Blues song was 'Nights in White Satin', not 'Knights'.
I always associate it with the film "White Nights" with Mikhail Baryshnikov and Gregory Hines but I don't know why.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e una bella canzone at September 20, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:05 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:06 PM (kLJmv)
SCOOP: Kamala Harris downgrades venue for her Georgia event today TWICE due to low attendance
Kamala is having some type of event at the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta, Georgia today.
I know someone who is doing the setup for the event and they have told me that the @KamalaHarris campaign has now downgraded the space for the event TWICE, from the stadium, to the auditorium, and now to the ball room because Kamala Harris’s campaign can’t get enough people to attend her event in Georgia 6 weeks out from the general election.
The ball room has a max capacity of 650 people.
I have asked the source who is a part of setting the venue up to send photos.
They tell me that Kamala’s campaign has been very disrespectful to the staff at the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta, Georgia and they have been screaming demands at the union members who are setting up the venue.
My source is a union member who regrets that the IATSA @IATSE Union in Georgia has endorsed Kamala Harris. They tell me union members inside have been verbally abused throughout the entire setup process for the Kamala Harris event.
https://tinyurl.com/3wzb9dj5
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:07 PM (CEzQx)
And that's just the positive x-axis. Everything else, cubed, is even emptier. Love the commentary as you 'travel'.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 08:02 PM (TqUi+)
You can jump-ahead from planet to planet by clicking on the Zodiac symbols at the top. But you miss the commentary.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:07 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr)
I was wondering on the videos of the husband yanking out a pistol
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:08 PM (Ex4di)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2024 08:08 PM (b4o9z)
They tell me that Kamala’s campaign has been very disrespectful to the staff at the Cobb Energy Performing Arts Center in Atlanta, Georgia and they have been screaming demands at the union members who are setting up the venue.
_________
They say the children of abusive parents become abusive themselves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 08:08 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:50 PM (pZEOD)
*fistbump
Not much of a swimmer anyway, but 83 isn't really hot enough for me to want to jump in a pool, either.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
And that's just the positive x-axis. Everything else, cubed, is even emptier. Love the commentary as you 'travel'.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2024 08:02 PM (TqUi+)
You can jump-ahead from planet to planet by clicking on the Zodiac symbols at the top. But you miss the commentary.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:07 PM (aBgBM)
OOPS! If you click on the triangle at the right end of the zodiac symbols you'll jump to the next comment about the journey.
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:10 PM (aBgBM)
The dark matter theory is the one that aggravates me the most. Not that it is not probable but that they act like it is a proven beyond a doubt fact.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:11 PM (D6PGr)
Why you ask? If I told you then I'd have to kill you!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la lava e dura at September 20, 2024 08:12 PM (qfLjt)
Nah.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:13 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at
Because they sometimes pretend to be conservative versus full out commies.
(It’s the best I could right now. I am tired.)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:36 PM (pZEOD)
Because the democrats are worse.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 20, 2024 08:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (Wnv9h)
Perhaps it is the wrath of God.
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:11 PM (D6PGr)
the Electric Universe hypothesis makes the Dark Matter people insane.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (D7oie)
Maybe it's just me but I can see our Creator's thumbprint in that image. Always leaves me awestruck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (mH6SG)
Indeed.
I always wonder what they look like from the side, or the back.
We will never know.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)
Not much of a swimmer anyway, but 83 isn't really hot enough for me to want to jump in a pool, either.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September
Fist bump back!
I like it to feel like a great big bathtub.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:15 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:16 PM (njExo)
I was looking at the vertical bobbing up and down of the sun. The error bars on these various measurements are big, but we are on the upswing, passed through the plane a while back and are ascending.
The period is ~60 million years (wide error bars on that), and right now we're maybe 20 parsecs (60 light years) above the plane. The peak will be about 100 parsecs or 300 light years before it turns and starts descending.
The uncertainties there are huge, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 08:16 PM (w6EFb)
The Carina Nebula, just 7500 short lightyears away
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That's, like, a trip across Houston.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 08:16 PM (BkEzK)
Assembling an authentic Indian wedding is an arduous matter, including selecting a majestic Baraat Ghodi, the snow-white horse that the groom rides into the service. This time there would be two, because the bride can elect to ride a Ghodi as well. All the traditional garb - Werner did not realize there were so many Saris in the world, and most of them were directed into the ceremony.
Thanks be to Gott that neither horse elected to relieve themselves during the wedding service. I had tasked Kinski with preventing this, and for once the beast succeeded. Alas, one final post.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 20, 2024 08:16 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (D6PGr)
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People like this make wistful for the days when townsfolk would come together, and shovel that guy into a remote monastery somewhere.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:19 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (0FoWg)
This is basically the Kirkean definition of conservatism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:19 PM (nPLkK)
Under no circumstances are we influenced by the Chinese, Russians, or the crazed version of reality propagated by the perverse ice poultry knows as "penguins".
Posted by: Penguin Facts Facts at September 20, 2024 07:58 PM
Fact check: True.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Nah.
Posted by: fd
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It can be that the ballots are already in.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:20 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 08:20 PM (63Dwl)
I like it to feel like a great big bathtub.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:15 PM
So...no swimming in New England, then?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 08:20 PM (Wnv9h)
https://tinyurl.com/df9wvy97
Posted by: Paco "
Son, you have no idea.
Posted by: Ted Danson at September 20, 2024 08:20 PM (vFG9F)
Weird.
You'd think the pro-hamas riots on campuses and in front of the White House would be ramping up.
I guess they got the "word" to knock it off.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:21 PM (DzSmn)
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM
You have the Georgia Governorship stolen from you and see what you sound like.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams, the once and future Governor of Georgia at September 20, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Perhaps it is the wrath of God.
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (njExo)
The Wrath of God? You can't write that! Werner has that phrase copyrighted!
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:22 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (zKsIc)
https://tinyurl.com/df9wvy97
Posted by: Paco "
Is that the sound of a front hole, or a back hole?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 20, 2024 07:11 PM (kpS4V)
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Clever. Is this only for 'British' speaking j's?
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, LOX e l'ossigeno liquido at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)
Maybe it's just me but I can see our Creator's thumbprint in that image. Always leaves me awestruck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (mH6SG)
Indeed.
I always wonder what they look like from the side, or the back.
We will never know.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 20, 2024 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)
I intend to.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ted Danson at September 20, 2024 08:20 PM
Several of my brain cells just Epsteined themselves. Thanks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)
https://tinyurl.com/df9wvy97
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (njExo)
I played that for the kid. She said “oh, I don’t like that, it sounds like it’s coming from something really frightening but you don’t know exactly what”
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:24 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM (p4NUW)
Because it is.
*doo doo doo doo*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:25 PM (nPLkK)
...
https://tinyurl.com/3wzb9dj5
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:07 PM (CEzQx)
Absolutely no one is surprised by this.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 20, 2024 08:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper"
Exactly!
Posted by: Ted Danson at September 20, 2024 08:25 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM
Hell, I'm still laughing at yesterday's Cats for Harris incident. 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 08:26 PM (Wnv9h)
Weird.
You'd think the pro-hamas riots on campuses and in front of the White House would be ramping up.
I guess they got the "word" to knock it off.
Posted by: Soothsayer
You can bet they'll be back if Trump wins. Maybe even if he loses. Perhaps something will happen Oct. 7
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 08:26 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 20, 2024 08:26 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:26 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: javems at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (8I4hW)
Next it will be pet rocks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2024 07:19 PM (AR3Ge)
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No No, counterfeit rocks made from melamine. There's probably a dearth of rocks now, all exported.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono a corto di sabbia at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)
I hate everyone. Except some of you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024
Ben Had has some Value Rite waiting.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (p4NUW)
I hate everyone. Except some of you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 08:23 PM
* shifty eyes *
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 20, 2024 08:25 PM (Rbu5d)
She is a perfect example of the big fish in a small pond who suddenly became the small fish in an ocean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/3wzb9dj5
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
>We have a Canadian influencer in here like Vladimir Putin trying to unbalance the election.
I won't know what to think until I hear from Piers Morgan.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2024 08:28 PM (nDTFN)
Weird.
You'd think the pro-hamas riots on campuses and in front of the White House would be ramping up.
I guess they got the "word" to knock it off.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:21 PM (DzSmn)
The pro-Jooo extermination and Antifa goons have been ordered by their Soros and DNC controllers to save their energy to go be able to full anarchy for four years, beginning on January 6th, 2025. When the Electoral College vote making Trump the winner is supposed to be certified by Congress. Wanna see a real insurrection with lynching of Senators and Representatives?
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:28 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"
Were you here before or after tea?
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:29 PM (I1GXe)
"The lowest note, the one identified back in 2003, is a B-flat, just over 57 octaves below middle C; at that pitch, its frequency is 10 million years."
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:29 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
I don’t have gas.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:30 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
Apparently no one tried to assassinate Trump during that time.
So we got that going for us. Which is nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:30 PM (WPRME)
https://tinyurl.com/5x2tt5n8
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 08:30 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM
Cannibal Bob is going back to school and majoring in ornithology.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
I don’t have gas.
Posted by: Piper
It was the dog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 08:31 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)
He winging it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 08:32 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:30 PM
I find proper diet is key to solving that.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at September 20, 2024 08:32 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:32 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:33 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
Weird.
You'd think the pro-hamas riots on campuses and in front of the White House would be ramping up.
I guess they got the "word" to knock it off.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:21 PM (DzSmn)
The pro-Jooo extermination and Antifa goons have been ordered by their Soros and DNC controllers to save their energy to go be able to full anarchy for four years, beginning on January 6th, 2025. When the Electoral College vote making Trump the winner is supposed to be certified by Congress. Wanna see a real insurrection with lynching of Senators and Representatives?
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 08:28 PM (aBgBM)
I rate this fact-checked and true.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:33 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:24 PM (I1GXe)
There should be a wine named this. Surprisingly, a web search doesn't affirm.
There is a winery named Wrath, but nothing to do with Steinbeck.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:33 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
Picked up a pork shoulder to smoke and a chicken to rotisserie for some friends coming over tomorrow. Got them dry rubbed and brining, respectively. Figured out the hard way i got to upgrade all my servers to the same minor version and then completely demolish and re-establish the system for external trend logging to make it all work again. Made solid progress on teaching the pooch not to holler at the deer passing by in the back forty. Had some burgers and a half decent bottle of marlborough sauv blanc.....
Oh, here, you mean? No idea. I've just been dive bombing in here and there to make a lame joke on occasion.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:34 PM (nPLkK)
A friend suggested that the black hole struck him as being something out of H.P. Lovecraft. But I prefer your analogy.
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:34 PM (njExo)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)
Brimley, however, fought dirty. Feigning weakness, he left himself open for an uppercut, and when Werner attempted this, he was blocked and received a liver punch, followed by a rabbit punch and a hard jab to the kidney. Werner was on the floor and imagining telling others in the Afterlife that Mr. Diabeetus had ended my life. Sneering, Brimley moved in, saying Kraut, you fixin' to check out. Ach, one more post.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (tmPIh)
https://tinyurl.com/3wzb9dj5
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Dang. Harris no-joke has campaign signs hanging up in the event that say "TRUST WOMEN"
Decades after shoehorning them into high ranking positions with power over almost every aspect of corporations and society, democrats have decided it's important to advertise to the public that women can be trusted.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:26 PM (I1GXe)
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I'm a red giant. Dim, but not a black hole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (I1GXe)
https://tinyurl.com/df9wvy97
Posted by: Paco
Aliens.
That was pretty cool.
There was a scifi flick called 'Blackhole'. Came out in the late 70s. I enjoyed it as a kid. Not sure I would now. Haven't seen it since the 70s.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (wrXPz)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: zombie King Philip IV of France at September 20, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)
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I liked Simon Templar.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, Il Santo di Londra at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (qfLjt)
Picked up a pork shoulder to smoke and a chicken to rotisserie for some friends coming over tomorrow;
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Price check on pork?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:37 PM (DzSmn)
"The lowest note, the one identified back in 2003, is a B-flat, just over 57 octaves below middle C; at that pitch, its frequency is 10 million years." - Boron Cobbie
The vastness of the time and distance is simply incomprehensible to me.
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:37 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)
He winging it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 08:32 PM (4Med0)
With his schedule he's taking some classes on the fly.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 08:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: zombie King Philip IV of France at September 20, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)
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The Fair? Or, the Fairy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (mH6SG)
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Oh, and you should watch this clip ace posted if you haven't.
And then remember the "TRUST WOMEN" signs.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (7h9jE)
Anyone notice when you go into your local supermarket for the last few years, they might be completely out of eggs or have just a few cartons left on the shelf?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (DzSmn)
Another sort of interesting thing is relative speeds. The earth is moving at an orbital speed of 66,000 mph relative to the sun.
The sun's speed around the galactic center is about 1/2 million miles per hour. Locally, in our own stellar neighborhood, the sun is moving at about 44,000 mph toward Vega roughly.
But the Milky Way and the Local Group are moving about 1.3 million mph relative to the CMB defined co-moving frame towards a YUGE gravitational structure called the Great Attractor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (I1GXe)
Was the label done by R. Crumb?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:37 PM (DzSmn)
$3.99/#.
Mennonite farmers market.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:39 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Paco
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Wait until you learn that we don't know the speed of light.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:39 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:39 PM (I1GXe)
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Not "Weasel Dust"??
/yesterday café reference
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM
I gave a priest friend of mine a bottle of 7 Deadly Zins. He loved it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (Wnv9h)
My Costco is usually loaded with eggs. This week my Costco was all out of the regular eggs and only had "organic" eggs, which is almost 2X the price.
Unusual...
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (DzSmn)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:38 PM (DzSmn)
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Under Komrade Kommula the egg ration will be increased to one a week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG)
My most watched movie.
I just realized that the teen daughter, Tia was the wife in the popular sitcom Yes,Dear.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (jNAzB)
Are there black holes in the black hole we are in? This is getting messy.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:27 PM (v6JzV)
It would explain a lot.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer:
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The part I like is that they have two or so week expiration dates marked on the cartons and they're dutifully pulled and shelves left empty.
All while eggs last for months under refrigeration.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:41 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (WXNFJ)
I read that as "Good evening old people."
Definitely a me-problem.
Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2024 08:41 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:41 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 08:41 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (v6JzV)
That would be me.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Pesto Fan Club #82 at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (CV8a5)
$3.99/#.
Mennonite farmers market.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Wow, sounds high. Is Pork finally going way up? Pork has been relatively mostly unaffected by inflation, I thought.
btw, what are mennonites like? Weirder than Amish?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (DzSmn)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:36 PM (I1GXe)
Oh, my grocery store carries that, but I've never tried it. Perhaps I will.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (OX9vb)
It's not warming it's hot.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:43 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:43 PM (I1GXe)
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I feel more like an old sole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 08:43 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:43 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: publius
The Paolo, he is, how you say, right here.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (p4NUW)
https://tinyurl.com/df9wvy97
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:17 PM (njExo)
that's the soundtrack from Tarkovskiys Solaris.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:32 PM
Happening as I type. She says purrpurrpurrpurrpurrr.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:44 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Been Around the Block at September 20, 2024 07:31 PM (CV8a5)
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Great accoutrements eh?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un petto fenomenale at September 20, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)
$3.99/#.
Mennonite farmers market.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Wow, sounds high. Is Pork finally going way up? Pork has been relatively mostly unaffected by inflation, I thought.
btw, what are mennonites like? Weirder than Amish?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (DzSmn)
Some use mechanized farm equipment. The ones I knew had the cleanest, best-maintained John Deere stuff I ever saw. But their cars were all black.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:46 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Soothsayer:
Hey! Grammi and Mom were right here!
Mennonite folks are generally less strict than their Amish Brethren and Sisteren.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Writing class going badly or working on a jibberish generator?
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at September 20, 2024 08:47 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:43 PM (I1GXe)
Certainly not. Weasel wouldn't be like that.
*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:47 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service at September 20, 2024 08:47 PM (CV8a5)
btw, what are mennonites like? Weirder than Amish?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:42 PM (DzSmn)
I think they're just high because their stuff is good. High demand, low supply, amazing quality, it's gonna be spendy.
I honestly can't tell the difference. As far as i can tell, Amish sound like South Africans and Mennonites sound like South Carolinians. Our maybe the other way around. I don't know. They're all in bonnets. And their meat and produce is worth handing over a piece of plastic and not listening to the number they say.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:48 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:48 PM (DzSmn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 08:35 PM (jNAzB)
I read an article some years ago, someone arguing the concept of the "black hole," is very misleading, and there may not be a thing that is a black hole. The claim was the concept was mostly about mathematical equations that showed a lack of something measurable, when there should have been something.
So they really don't what it is, or what's causing it. Then that photo was released a few years ago, and nobody really knows what that is either.
I don't believe anything anymore. If scientists tell me there's a giant blintz in a faraway galaxy, and it farts to the Star Spangled Banner, I'll just shrug and say "yeah, whatever," the same as I do for most everything they say these days.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:49 PM (JtzMq)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:49 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Hovercraft Sales and Service
I can put a stop to that! View the horsehead/eel scene in The Tin Drum.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (KPk14)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
And that's just the ladies.
Posted by: Yoder Brothers Dairy at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (CV8a5)
Say, remember when the sun used to be yellow? It was even mentioned in comic books like Superman IIRC.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (7h9jE)
Gravity.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Soothsayer:
The Paolo, how you say, is paid for all of it - no matter what is used.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:48 PM (DzSmn)
Bone in was 3.99. Boneless shoulder was 4.99.
But i want that bone in there for a long slow smoke. Thermal conduction, extra flavor, the drama of pulling that thing out clean as a whistle when I'm pulling it in front of guests....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (nPLkK)
Maybe it's just me but I can see our Creator's thumbprint in that image. Always leaves me awestruck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 07:35 PM (mH6SG)
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The sheer number of stars, constellations, nebulas, etc., is what does it for me. And the beauty.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ha un petto fenomenale at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (qfLjt)
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I wouldn't have remembered it if you didn't say that but I think there's a huge number of Mennonites in the Congo.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:48 PM (DzSmn)
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How much you selling?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (kLJmv)
Try Event Horizon.
Posted by: Warai-otoko knows what the Big Hardon Collider was all about at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (mH6SG)
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Gravity.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)
Man, I could really go for some mushed taters and gravity about now.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (JtzMq)
Gravity.
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(Jedi hand wave)
"Dark matter"
(commences to make fun of Christians)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (7h9jE)
Unusual...
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:40 PM (DzSmn)
the egg industry is extremely bottlenecked, and there was a recall of millions of eggs because of suspected bacterial contamination.
The Feds are also killing off flocks because of "positive PCR tests" (as if there are any other sort)
They hate us and want us to starve.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie)
Resplendent in her Sari, Ayn Rand strolled up to Wilford. Talk to the hand, bitch, she instructed him, hammering him with a shot to the chin while he gazed at her up-helt left. What followed was carnage, most beautiful to behold. A savage kick shattered Brimley's knee, multiple Edenborough hellos reduced his visage to a travesty of anything human, expertly-delivered right and left hooks ensured that he would drink from a straw for quite some time, and a final Tae Kwon Do spinning kick launched the vicious bigot off his heels and left him unconscious. Ayn carefully pulled me to a standing position and helped me from the room. Yo, Mo-Fos, she said, dance like you mean it. We gots to see a doctor for my Shorty. Don't nobody call no Popos, or else Ayn gonna be angry. Good times, ja, good times.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 20, 2024 08:53 PM (tmPIh)
I used to think that all the German I needed to know I learned from Frank Zappa. Now I no longer feel that way.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)
You reckon they'll pull that "mad cow" bullshit, again?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (DzSmn)
My daughter does, and sometimes after a shift she calls me while she's driving home so she can rant and decompress, in order to avoid killing her husband when she gets home.
The monologue often begins "I hate everyone".
(p.s., yes, Cats for Harris was awesome! I needed the laugh, and hope I can rise to the exampe if presented with the opportunity!)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Just bought 4# of pre-formed patties because it was $22 for the pack, cheaper than the bulk price which might have been closer to $7/lb.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)
Man, you can't count on anything!
I am reminded of a joke by Steven Wright. If you're traveling in a car at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do you see anything?
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko knows what the Big Hardon Collider was all about at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (nPLkK)
I really wanted to like that one, but it's just too silly.
And now I don't remember the name of the movie, with space vampires, and the one who was walking around nekkid. She was hot. She can bite me, I'm ok with that.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (JtzMq)
Starting to figure it out yet?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Sandy Fluke at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F)
They hate us and want us to starve.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:53 PM (D7oie
I might be the only person in a ten mile radius who doesn't have chickens.
And the only time i ever buy eggs, there's either chocolate frosting or funfetti involved.
I'll probably be fine.
Unless there's a birthday.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Bigsmith at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (1Au9i)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (kLJmv)
Try Event Horizon.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I liked Solaris a lot!
Event Horizon was a creepy, well-done flick. Might watch it on Halloween. I'm sure I can find it out there on the interwebs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (wrXPz)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 08:54 PM (LHPAg)
Ukraine funding enters the chat.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (JtzMq)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (7h9jE)
Yep. When I've stood on a lonely beach at night and marveled at that, I glimpse a meager understanding of what our existence is all about.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2024 08:58 PM (IDphi)
@Prolotario1
Kim Porter said P. Diddy made §•×-tapes of him having int•rc•urs• with Justin Bieber and he sold those tapes to many Hollywood A-List stars and made millions from it. So I guess the next question would be who are these celebrities who bought those tapes?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:58 PM (TGPs7)
I loved that one. "Hyperspace" was actually Hell.
And you've got Sam Neill ripping his eyeballs out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 08:58 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:52 PM (7h9jE)
There is a fair number in Argentina and Paraguay, too. It is what happens when you are ethnically German and the Russians and other Eastern Europeans would rather you go away.
They are good farmers though, they make middling land bloom.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 08:58 PM (D7oie)
It's as weird as you think it might be.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ha un petto fenomenale at September 20, 2024 08:51 PM (qfLjt)
I could smooch you right on the damn cheek for saying "nebulas" instead of "nebulae".
And it's cactuses, dammit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:00 PM (nPLkK)
Anyone buy eggs from people in your neighborhood?
Do you knock on their front door?? Are these eggs a good value?
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 09:00 PM (DzSmn)
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You'd think there would be some sort of speeding ticket, no?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 09:01 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:56 PM (7h9jE)
Pandorum > Event Horizon
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:01 PM (jNAzB)
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You don't know where those eggs have been.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:01 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 09:01 PM (JtzMq)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 09:02 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 09:02 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 08:58 PM (TGPs7)
The gay ones?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 09:02 PM (JtzMq)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 20, 2024 09:00 PM (DzSmn)
People around me just put up a little sign, "Fresh Eggs: $1.x9" for various values of x.
I haven't partaken yet, myself. The idea of walking right onto someone else's property frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:03 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 09:03 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 07:50 PM (pZEOD)
*fistbump
Not much of a swimmer anyway, but 83 isn't really hot enough for me to want to jump in a pool, either.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 20, 2024 08:10 PM (OX9vb)
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83°? It's going to shrink isn't it?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore,l'acqua e troppo fredda at September 20, 2024 09:03 PM (qfLjt)
Do you knock on their front door?? Are these eggs a good value?
Posted by: Soothsayer:
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From what I've seen it's like food trucks. That burger is good, but you don't have to pay HVAC or cleaning bills, or repaint the parking lot, or pay water bills. Why is your food as or more expensive as a sit-down restaurant?
But the eggs will almost certainly be better quality. That said, they will have a more robust flavor and lots of people have trouble getting used to that after decades of eating factory eggs.
I make a point to give a bunch of ours away every couple of weeks to the older folks around us. They're very appreciative now that they're $5 / dozen.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:04 PM (7h9jE)
Are you in or out on this?
https://tinyurl.com/yw2fkdst
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 09:04 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 09:02 PM (vFG9F)
Let's put it this way. The odds Diddy did Beeber are probably much greater than Michael having done McCauley Culkin.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 20, 2024 09:04 PM (JtzMq)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:05 PM (7h9jE)
Sharing thumb drives of Diddy fucking Beebs fucked up.
Where can i get me an Amish application to mail in? They won't pick up the phone.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:05 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'acqua e troppo fredda at September 20, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:06 PM (WBQfF)
It's beginning to make perfect sense why all these actors, singers, and celebrities are so fucked up. They are fucked up on purpose for control.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: fd at September
When this came out, I wondered what he did to Beiber. Beiber went off the rails and hasn’t ever really come back - it was chalked up to kid star, but it was way more than that. I don’t buy the video selling, that would be leaked by now, don’t you think?
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (nPLkK)
It's 🇺🇸 Tiff 🇺🇸
@TiffMoodNukes
Yooooo
@dom_lucre
Please expose Kevin Hart
Sources are saying Kevin Hart’s current wife is considering divorce after the FBI revealed to her some very explicit footage of him from the PDiddy raid
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 09:08 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 09:07 PM (p4NUW)
Nah. If it is blackmail he would hold onto it- otherwise what would be the point of paying? NOW is when it would leak.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (nPLkK)
That's mind boggling.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (jNAzB)
Starting to figure it out yet?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (7h9jE)
IIRC, Newsome has saddled California's beef growers with so many climate regs that a lot of them are moving out. I also remember similar rules taking effect this year harassing pork producers. Use to find pork shoulder ribs for 99 cents. Nowadays 2.99 is your sale price.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (tCeHI)
Hi love. I've been doing this for 30 years. No ER for me. Outpatient. But.
I had to cover for colo-rectal surgery AND gen surg today. Lots of butts and open wounds and packing and hacking and slashing.
Infected sebaceous cysts smell awful. Nothing quite like them
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (8Ep58)
Posted by: Piper"
I don't know. I'm sure there is a lot of stuff that is never leaked. Even if it was now, how can we be sure it's real?
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (vFG9F)
Sources are saying Kevin Hart’s current wife is considering divorce after the FBI revealed to her some very explicit footage of him from the PDiddy raid
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 09:08 PM (TGPs7)
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And I thought Kevin Hart was a vegetarian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:10 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 09:08 PM (TGPs7)
That was cold of the FBI.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2024 09:10 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:10 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Pink Flamingos at September 20, 2024 09:11 PM (CV8a5)
The other interesting bit is how so many black male actors / celebrities / sports stars are made to wear dresses. Worth a watch:
https://tinyurl.com/2dp5lumw
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:11 PM (7h9jE)
Although founded on principles of simple, godly living, Mennonite communities have been beset with social problems for the past decade, including drug trafficking
https://tinyurl.com/3hf4xajw
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:12 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:12 PM (nPLkK)
Just look how much has been spent on the 'Great' Society since 1964, and look at all those poor people still trapped in there voting democrat.
Money well spent.
Posted by: LBJ at September 20, 2024 09:13 PM (63Dwl)
Starting to figure it out yet?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (7h9jE)
IIRC, Newsome has saddled California's beef growers with so many climate regs that a lot of them are moving out. I also remember similar rules taking effect this year harassing pork producers. Use to find pork shoulder ribs for 99 cents. Nowadays 2.99 is your sale price.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (tCeHI)
The ubama-care was about controlling YOUR health. Food production regulations are about controlling what, and how much, you are allowed to eat.
Gun control is about how much they can kill you outright.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)
I am reminded of a joke by Steven Wright. If you're traveling in a car at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do you see anything?
Posted by: Paco at September 20, 2024 08:55 PM (njExo)
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Silly, everyone knows you'll see Santa Clause.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno visto Babbo Natale at September 20, 2024 09:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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The REALLY clever part by Our Betters?
People can't afford beef, so they shift to chicken and pork. Tyson openly brags about hiring illegals as they shut down factories where Americans work, and then say they'd love to be able to get 50K more illegals.
And guess which country owns the largest pork producer in the U.S.?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:14 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2024 09:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)
Gentlemen, gentlemen.... the solution is staring you right in the face.
Posted by: Barbecue the Haitian Warlord at September 20, 2024 09:15 PM (nPLkK)
Theoretical physics has been in the doldrums, spinning its wheels for about 40 - 50 years. String Theory is crap, really. No testable predictions have ever been made (it would be testable, but only at ridiculously high energies we can't even begin to engineer).
I figure the next Einstein will eventually show up, see something staring out that no one else has yet seen, and finally move forward. But it ain't happened yet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 09:17 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 09:17 PM (w6EFb)
M theory is the global warming of Physics
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:18 PM (nPLkK)
www.britannica.com › topic › liberation-theology
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:18 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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I don't think he'd be allowed to.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:19 PM (7h9jE)
My daughter loves ER, but it is another world.
(I bet they do smell awful. Some of the rants feature awful sights, smells. I remember one she was very worked up about--elderly bedridden woman living with her equally elderly husband, who had started dementia and no one knew, so didn't think to check up on them. When someone finally did, she was brought in in horrible condition. Cleaning her up to completely examine her involved dead roaches in the skin folds)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:19 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:19 PM (D6PGr)
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We talking rape or not looking away quickly enough when the women flash their tits at him?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:20 PM (7h9jE)
www.britannica.com › topic › liberation-theology
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:18 PM (kLJmv)
That's how you get a Sandanista pope.
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 09:20 PM (LHPAg)
People are scared, they are hurting, sometimes acutely. So much shit is going on. You have the patient, yes, but that's oftentimes the easiest person to deal with. Family, partners, observers, well wishers and ne'er do wells are all there. Sometimes law enforcement is there. Sometimes people speak English, sometimes the pretend to, which is worse, and then some don't even try. There's drama and overreacting and screaming and silence. It's not a fun place to be.
But. It's an important place to be. And people trust you to help them.
But some people are just assholes. And most of the time, the nastier they are, the less emergent their issue.
Be nice. Answer questions directly. Be polite. It's ok to be afraid. But don't be an ass.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:20 PM (j8MoG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:19 PM (D6PGr)
You don't shoot a judge in the face during business hours over something like that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:21 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:22 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 09:22 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:09 PM (nPLkK)
Yep.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:22 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:21 PM (nPLkK)
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It's in the Code of Professional Conduct.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:22 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2024 09:03 PM
Taking one day of (approximately) every four years isn't much.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 20, 2024 09:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Did anyone think to ask the sheriff why?
Posted by: The Paolo at September 20, 2024 09:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 09:24 PM (p4NUW)
Please hug your daughter and thank her for me. She's one of the people patients look at and hope everything will be ok. And she looks back with love and compassion and kindness. And then does what needs to be done.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (J2Nos)
I haven't partaken yet, myself. The idea of walking right onto someone else's property frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Do it.
Eggs should be 'as is' with bloom and maybe bits of down, bedding, and maybe an bit of poop (but not much if any). If they wash the eggs the chickens my have health issues because they were covered in poop... and washing reduces shelf life.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (WXNFJ)
_WFLA Florida
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Checks tea leaves, looks for chicken bones.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (kLJmv)
The really crazy part? No one valued his opinion.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)
Danny Deraney
@DannyDeraney
On this day in 1977, a phrase was born.
Fonzie, clad in leather jacket and cut off jeans, "jumped the shark."
But did you know Henry Winkler jumped the shark 2 different times?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 20, 2024 09:26 PM (TGPs7)
If it was something to do with his family I can’t imagine him not further dunking on the judge and saying why he did it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:26 PM (D6PGr)
She tells me of their "frequent flyers" too.
(sometimes the hardest question to get an answer to is "what made you come in today?" she has learned to be an inveterate chart-creeper, and has caught some serious issues that way, in terms of what to then ask and check.)
Yes, the families/significant others can be doozies!
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:27 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 09:25 PM (/lPRQ)
It's the same with vegetables. Pick a healthy tomato and leave it the hell alone and it will last for ages.
Wash the cuticle off that thing, and it'll be mush within days.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:27 PM (nPLkK)
Gosh, did not see that one coming...Oh no...not at all.
Hollywood and the Swamp are once again "Cleansing Their Proverbial Colons." "Little boys on the golf carts" and ALL!
Diddy gonna get the Epstein protocol...will make it look like a jailhouse "shiving." Just my observation but...
VEGAS ODDS?
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 09:27 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (wrXPz)
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I would guess to try and protect his daughter that had been repeatedly raped.
Also if anyone would know not to talk to cops it would be a sheriff.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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The deputy sheriff? The judge was assaulting women?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:26 PM (D6PGr)
He might just have a lawyer who said, "shut the fuck up!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (eaycV)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (wrXPz)
Friends Of Epstein
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:29 PM (nPLkK)
I haven't partaken yet, myself. The idea of walking right onto someone else's property frightens and confuses me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Also a lot of times it will be the kids tending to the animals and selling the eggs for the income.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:30 PM (7h9jE)
The county is rural so info will be slow coming out. But the community consensus is the judge was a p3d0.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 09:30 PM (Q4IgG)
I listen, and let her talk.
And tell her I am proud of her.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:30 PM (enw9G)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 09:17 PM (w6EFb)
Eric Weinstein figures this is caused by intentional re-direction of research into string theory and away from actual research for some reason. I heard him recently talking about Electric Universe and quantum foam
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)
VEGAS ODDS?
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 09:27 PM (TDvv2)
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The overnight guard shift has already scheduled its 10-minute break for when the cameras go offline.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (WBQfF)
Sheriffs are definitely, decidedly, not cops.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (nPLkK)
People can't afford beef, so they shift to chicken and pork. Tyson openly brags about hiring illegals as they shut down factories where Americans work, and then say they'd love to be able to get 50K more illegals.
And guess which country owns the largest pork producer in the U.S.?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:14 PM (7h9jE)
Admittedly, I was spoiled by California's abundant beef production, routinely getting steak at $5-6/pound. This year we've gone past $8 and it looks like $10 is about to be the new normal "sale" price.
Thanks to Aldi, I have a boneless lamb leg that will stand in for Sunday's steak. $7 a pound. Might be my new normal...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (tCeHI)
Was I too late?
Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (LHPAg)
Our regional trauma and burn center is a shitshow. Gunshot wounds and cops and folks who may or may not try to run out even though they're bleeding from God knows how many holes.
Burns stink. And they are PAINFUL. And the risk for infection is super high. Did I mention pain? God, I' e seen people so toasted it made me want to cry for them.
Woof. Please thank your daughter for me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (M6PPV)
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 09:32 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:32 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (kLJmv)
Deputy bailiff assaulted the women. The sheriff ignored the reports. The deputy has since been convicted.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:33 PM (D6PGr)
So very sad. And infuriating at the same time.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:33 PM (bJQ2i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 09:31 PM (WBQfF)
If Diddy doesn't have multiple copies of his client logs and videos stashed with trusted correspondents around the world, then he is a dumb bunny indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 09:33 PM (eaycV)
I was not at all surprised to see people jumping out of windows on 9/11 rather than burning to death.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:34 PM (7h9jE)
The county is rural so info will be slow coming out. But the community consensus is the judge was a p3d0.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Shades of Ken McElroy of Skidmore, Missouri circa 1981.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 09:34 PM (WXNFJ)
3 men injured after man with knife walks into Montreal-area mosque
24-year-old man has been arrested, police say motive behind incident is unknown [...]
Immediately after, he called police. He says one man was injured because he grabbed the knife by its blade.
"The others [got injured] while they were trying to handle the man because he was a little agitated," he said.
According to Const. Nadia Grondin, the three men sustained minor injuries. One was transported to the hospital.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:34 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:32 PM (7h9jE)
"You'll never guess..."
"You got stoned off your ass and tried singing Livin' On A Prayer into your curling iron."
"...uhhh.... yeah."
"Fifth one today."
"Awww...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:35 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:36 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 09:36 PM (CYs/R)
The two big rumors on the Judge-Sheriff shooting thing are the judge was a pedo, having sex with the Sheriff's underage daughter, and the other is this "sex to get out of jail" thing supposedly done by a deputy.
The deputy would use the judge's chambers to make a deal with some poor woman to make the charges go away. There is a lawsuit alleging this going on right now, I saw.
So, was the judge in on it? Was the Sheriff? Or the was the judge not, maybe going to expose it, and the Sheriff makes up the pedo stuff.
Who the hells knows, but there was something really dirty going on. This kind of thing is very personal. There was some really personal hatred going on for the sheriff to just walk in and shoot him like that. Raping his daughter would be one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 09:36 PM (w6EFb)
The Democrate party is looking to "PERMANENTLY" close the door on any of "YOU TYPES" voting for "ANYTHING"
ever again.
That is their goal in 2024.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 09:37 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: runner at September 20, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)
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The Hamptons you say?
George!
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, era Costanza at September 20, 2024 09:39 PM (qfLjt)
Her team did not get him, but she said that end of the unit, and everyone who was in that bay, stank like lighter fluid for the entire shift.
They keep a group chat with photos of the weapons they've taken off of people (my personal fave is a 6-7" bladed knife, the handle of which is a set of brass knuckles. She is partial to the 3' machete); recently a shooting victim came in and begged to keep his blanket from the ambulance because he was freezing, and ICU went ballistic when he got sent up and they peeled it back and he still had his gun.
Don't say the "Q" word, and try to avoid scheduling on the full moon!
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:39 PM (enw9G)
Fonzie, clad in leather jacket and cut off jeans, "jumped the shark."
Wow. I remember that episode when it aired. Evel Knievel was a big thing with grade school boys, so....
Posted by: SFGoth at September 20, 2024 09:39 PM (KAi1n)
Most likely but I doubt that it will come close to a comprehensive explanation. We were not meant to grok that.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 09:39 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Porter Wagoner at September 20, 2024 09:41 PM (CV8a5)
The second story is not a rumor. It was the deputy bailiff who was doing some of it in the judges chambers and he has already been convicted and sentenced. The sheriff was recently deposed because of allegations he was aware of what was going on and did nothing about it. There was arguing going on before the judge was shot so it wasn't immediately.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:41 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 09:42 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 09:28 PM (wrXPz)
>>> 386
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Friends Of Epstein
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2024 09:29 PM (nPLkK)
I can't remember where or if I saw it suggested that Oprah was an Epstein 'client' but I definitely remember a creepy ass picture of her and some blond chick sitting on a couch - she's holding the blond's hand while the girl (I'm guessing no older than 21) is looking up at Harvey Weinstein.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 09:43 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 09:44 PM (Dnq7b)
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Just like homemade WW1 trench-raiding personal weapons. An internet image search will reveal examples.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:46 PM (CEzQx)
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There's a large homemade billboard we pass when we drive to visit friends in Tennessee. It says something like
"God, please send us someone to discover a cure for cancer."
"I did. You aborted him."
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 20, 2024 09:46 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yep. My aunt worked the ER for yea
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 09:46 PM (4Med0)
Killing the judge because he was going to expose it is a stretch.
The judge looks like a freak.
The two incidents may be unrelated.
The town population is 2200.
Seems like many people would know what was going on.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 09:47 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2024 09:47 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:49 PM (enw9G)
>>That was cold of the FBI.
So the feds are going to out brothers who were on the down low but none of the really connected and on Epsteins list?
Democrats really do hate black people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 20, 2024 09:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Maybe about time we ready ourselves to take up positions on the wall.
History is going to remember this time as one of the most Epic as to the 1st Civil War with regards to this Republic's future.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)
🚨 JUST IN: Georgia must hand-count all paper ballots on election day to line up results with the machine counts, per new decision by the Georgia elections board
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 8h
Huge
Georgia’s election board will now require a hand count of all ballots on election day to match machine counts
This is historic
We will finally learn the truth about the machines
And Trump could now win Georgia in a blowout!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:56 PM (CEzQx)
This is historic
We will finally learn the truth about the machines
And Trump could now win Georgia in a blowout!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 09:56 PM (CEzQx)
How long until some corrupt judge stays that order?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:00 PM (eaycV)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I was told "It's always a full moon in social services"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (eaycV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (v6JzV)
With regards to the 3 major SoCal fires burning in the mountains in my near neighborhood.
I have watched on various web cams...a vey helpful dousing of rainfall, hail, and actually a sprinkling of snow which should bring an end to the further destruction of these fires.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:04 PM (TDvv2)
WHITESBURG, Ky. (WYMT) - Former Letcher County Sheriff’s Deputy Ben Fields was sentenced to seven years in prison.
... Coleman delivered the sentencing on Thursday.
Fields faces consecutive sentences for rape and sodomy adding up to seven years.
WYMT Mountain News First at Four
He is to report to the Letcher County Jail by Friday at noon.
www.wymt.com/2024/01/04
/former-letcher-co-deputy-
receives-sentence
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:05 PM (kLJmv)
Posted by: barbarausa at September 20, 2024 09:49 PM (enw9G)
They are called a "trench knife", though just about any knife with a knuckle duster will get that name.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 10:08 PM (D7oie)
I know only a few watch it. Because, damn, that's some seriously beta male AND woke stuff. Anyway, some nigh immortal cave and mountain dwelling dwarves ran away from bats? And Durin the great thanked his wife (first black dwarf) for it? I knew I should have stayed away from this second set of episodes... but I didn't know they'd sully the mythical world so bad.
Ugh. I'm going back to Sunday cartoons of my childhood.
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