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by Dale Rockell
This is a young go-getter with upper management written all over him. A Jellical sunset. Ahh-oooh, werewolves of Paris... Best werewolf movie ever? (It's a pretty short list of good werewolf movies.) Birds are underrated pets. I'm starting to think that video of cars literally flying past photographers might be real. Feeding your woodland friends. When your farm friends invite themselves to brunch. The family that plays together stays together. These pandas are out of control.
A plane flying at 800 km/h through the eyes of a balloon in the airpic.twitter.com/hb9QXgiJnc
— Enez Özen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024
Ufo Lol pic.twitter.com/DepRNVzSv6
— Enez Özen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024
Woow
— The Best (@ThebestFigen) September 18, 2024
pic.twitter.com/96QXR3qrFl
She does amazing dance and imitations, it's very enjoyable to watch. pic.twitter.com/jobMIHlanV
— Enez Özen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (cFR7u)
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Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (i24o9)
— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024
I honestly thought the plane was going to hit the balloon when I read the title.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h)
I liked Silver Bullet.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76)
Underworld. Kate Beckinsdale.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: object identified at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY)
— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024
Heh. It seems Hungry Jacks is McDougal's in real life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: too soon? at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Did you have your coffee?
Pray your Rosary?
If either one, you're good!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (cFR7u)
Did you have your coffee?
Pray your Rosary?
If either one, you're good!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ)
__________
Yes. And the Angelus at noon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (BkEzK)
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (aKh6S)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (mH6SG)
No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible.
Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1)
F*ck off.
Posted by: Zombie Lon Chaney Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)
They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76)
The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)
About damn time!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76)
It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (kojSG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5)
Wait until some Hollywood dickhead sees it and decides to remake Waterworld.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)
The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg
Good stuff, Maynard.
Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too.
Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)
I was unloading my first kid on a US Highway, Ambers warning the oncoming SUV and Semi for 300 feet.
Stopped, I opened the door and my reds came on. The van went past my first reds, then braked. Too hard. The too close behind semi hit him in the rear, then jackknifed.
The front left corner of the truck cab hit my bus just in front of me on the engine compartment.
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
The bus had the bumper put back in front of the left wheel using a tow truck winch. I drove my smashed bus to the bus barn afterwards, and took another one home. Once home I found my right wrist is swollen and painful. Time for mild pills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (lXCUP)
Dork Dunkel
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h)
Pud-Weis-Er
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG)
TORA TORA TORA
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (vqGhi)
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)
Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too.
Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)
There are certain very good boozes that I have no qualms about mixing, because they mix so damn well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Only to come back and prove the Dodge Ram 1500 is the most indestructible vehicle ever made.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)
About damn time!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
***
Mrs D is making a bread pudding and grabbed my bottle to make a bourbon sauce. Happily my Buffalo Trace is safely tucked away.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)
Can we contact the hotel in Corsicana for reservations yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)
The world seems...better.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO)
Here! Here!
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (kojSG)
He was the sole writer of “How Long,” a cover the Eagles released in 2007 of a song Souther had first put out as a solo artist in 1972.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNv4Mv3lX8
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl)
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Yeah, forget the photographer...it's the navigator that has the sweaty palms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h)
It's only a month out.....I would hope so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
No shit
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (K3+lO)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (njExo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)
that was a 2500
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM
Just checking. All other plans made.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)
I can't get that down here because people suck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (vqGhi)
that was a 2500
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA)
Well, it wasn't a diesel, so I took a stab in the dark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM
Thanks. See y'all soon!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (QAK8m)
Recommend ice for the wrist and bourbon.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (I1GXe)
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge
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They stop races because it is raining.
Posted by: Motorcycle endurance racer, laughing and pointing at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
American Werewolf in Ghey Paris
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (gbOdA)
TORA TORA TORA
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
Korean, based on the address at the end. But cute. And talented.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)
I won't dispute that point, but Lon Chaney, Jr. did a marvelous job registering fear and pain and horror on his face as he commenced the transformation.
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)
Aw, no sound. I was waiting for him to start singing Rawhide.
Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM
I thought he was going to wink!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (K3+lO)
Posted by: Sponge
White guys in identical cars, turning left.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Thank God you and the kiddos are OK!
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (VGOMa)
I thought "wow, guys, now you're just bragging."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)
You enter turn 1 at ATL at about 190 and there is no tire that works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3k7RnAnjtI
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: LizLem
Teen Wolf?
I haven't watched it since VHS was
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA)
Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv8)
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (rbKZ6)
The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"...
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C)
Thats like 40 trips downtown.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)
And the crippled boy shoots the werewolf in the eye with a large bottle rocket.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (Odg76)
and says his prayers by night
may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms
and the autumn moon is bright
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (OPwkX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XGybmm514w
also in the film: Emily Blunt sideboob
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl)
The one step they forgot was the mandatory drug testing. I did not remind them. That would have been another two hours.
We had two cases of mental trauma in the younger girls. I checked them out for concussion and any extremity damage.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv
ha
Dont call us we will call you
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (8RNuU)
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv
Heh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG)
What? I didn't think it was terrible. Besides, I'm a fan of Albert Finney.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (lXCUP)
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)
wut chu talkin bout
Posted by: Bubba at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (gbOdA)
Btw, I woke up this morning and there were muddy footprints all over the floor and my hands were covered in blood. Should I be concerned?
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo)
Corey Haim. Don't remember if Feldman was in that. Don't think so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Hard to get up here at times as well. Even the Class VI at Ft Lewis will limit it Two per Person when it is in stock.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/h2tfs78e
Was Kalorama involved?
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in DC? at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt)
The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"...
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C)
Paint it HAFF BLACCKK
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (gbOdA)
Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro
8h
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S.
And if it didn't kill them, it probably blew off their buggles.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)
Thats like 40 trips downtown.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)
I just went to the dining hall, found the nearest zip-tit, and screamed in its face "get the fuck over yourself and study for your god damned finals you fucking loser". I think it might have landed. Probably. Please make checks or money orders payable to Warai dash Otoko...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)
Definitely walloped their cods.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (bAH4u)
Ice: Yes
Ethyl alcohol: No
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)
Good move!
You take care.of the wrist.
I'll worry about the rest.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I liked Wolfen and The Howling.
The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (aKh6S)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK)
You asked for it.......ish......
https://youtu.be/a4xjr9v5ehk
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)
Take that back. I've already been roasted for that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5)
And his hair was perfect.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:06 PM (gbOdA)
Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)
kevin can again…he’s so swell at box office bombs
Posted by: cherries are the best at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (OMSrd)
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (i24o9)
It has a number of plot holes and gratuitous gotchas, but it was a good movie about clueless British Soldiers being sent in as beaters for the SAS and discovering that the werewolves got the SAS first.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76)
https://tinyurl.com/yfub3ms6
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (njExo)
Good thing there was no cover charge.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76)
chest scars from adding or removing breasts, because that's the necessary and sufficient feature of womanhood now apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (Odg76)
Thats like 40 trips downtown.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA)
But those ROTC cadets who will be contributing to our Nation's defense...not so much.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (W/lyH)
Oooh.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW)
Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)
Boss Move.
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (K3+lO)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Tell me more!
Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW)
Piker.
Posted by: Robert Francis 'Beto' O'Rourke at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z)
http://tiny.cc/14lmzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Johnny at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)
Boss Move.
Posted by: jsg
I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)
According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76)
http://tiny.cc/14lmzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76)
The main reason Trump hasn't been killed via assassin is because conservatives aren't taking the shot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Exactly! Because they can't.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (W/lyH)
"Oh."
*facepalm*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (PiwSw)
I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)
They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Paid for by the Coalition to Wipe Up Ohio and the Ad Council
Posted by: Campaign Ad I'd Like to See at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?"
Fuck all of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)
Which is why I was surprised I got so rolled for bringing the movie up in the first place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z)
Ahhh!
Brilliant move.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sponge
What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (RIvkX)
What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ)
And Vance is a senator from Ohio. He can go anywhere he damn well pleases. Constituents that he actually listen to........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:20 PM (Zz0t1)
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
Glad it wasn't worse. I drove for two years with a company that required us to park during bus hours, unless we on the intestate.
Posted by: JAVEMS at September 18, 2024 08:21 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)
·
8m
Boom - Trump is going on offense
Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv
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Funny that the aborted Space launch from New Zealand today was titled 'Kinéis Killed The RadIoT Star'
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Dearbornistan? at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)
Thinking on this...
May want to get a copy of your statement and keep it handy. You know at least one lawsuit is gonna come from it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (fY84s)
Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it.
Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.
Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it.
Meanwhile B.J. and the Power Bottom Bear can't even pull off a pre-scripted TV interview in an air conditioned room with no audience and final edit approval without needing a month off to recover from the ordeal. For fuck's aches, no one's even shooting at you silly little bitches and you're still falling apart at the seams.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:25 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: Depeche Model Phone at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (pyKYX)
Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)
Federal TAX TEAT!!!!!! FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
·
8m
Boom - Trump is going on offense
Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)
And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv)
***
The city council should embrace this. It forces the media to put a spotlight on the problem, and when they don't, demonstrates their bias and agenda.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?"
Fuck all of them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK)
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Well that escalated quickly ... !
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)
Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.
____________
He's politicizing a volatile situation that doesn't exist!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (jNAzB)
Well that escalated quickly ... !
/s
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)
I was afraid he held back and left something out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1)
rabble rabble rabble....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (nPLkK)
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (pZEOD)
It's a probability function. I was stopped, so I couldn't react.
I wrote a paper "A Million to One Chance. The "Probability of Safety.
In one school year, if every daily maneuver is only 99.99% safe, you are asking for it around May. But driving is even worse today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Because of course. I don't suppose he's offered up his pets as hors d'oeuvres.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW)
I don't think that matters anymore. People know.
Everyone knows we are way past normal times and it's us versus them.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (OPwkX)
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw
And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......
Posted by: Sponge
https://xkcd.com/810/
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (1bNHn)
https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH)
Dr. Bone: Vietnamese Boat People ate each other while baking in a conex box on a transoceanic adventure and everybody knew it since the 70s.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)
I still relax by driving a school bus. My stress is from another, closer source.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)
*crosses arms*
*rapidly taps foot*
*glares*
Posted by: Mrs. NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (Zz0t1)
I was born in Germany while my dad was serving. My mom's doc was a German and he told her to drink beer while she was nursing.
God bless that man.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (OPwkX)
Which means they can. Also bad for them.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (AGNk7)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/4zcEQtG_Ugo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
This isn't a surprise.
Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them.
Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt)
How is the First Lady doing?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW)
She's doing alright. The hairdo doesn't bother her at all. Bloodwork came back good so it's another round of chemo tomorrow. She's getting the schedule of after effects down pretty good.
Friday is get everything done hyper, Saturday is crash day, Sunday is recovery day and Monday is as normal as it can be with cases of the sleepies attacking at will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (FfSAJ)
Good. Mayor will be pissed, too bad. If you'd cared about your actual citizens, Trump wouldn't have to come there and talk to them.
This also applies to Flint, Aurora, Butler PA, the Bronx...
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Piddy Phile at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (CvZqk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
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Italian grandmothers put a little wine in the baby bottle to put babies to sleep.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (VS3u5)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tankdemon
It's Romani, h8r! Reeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (HwkXe)
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX)
If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf)
Exactly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ)
__________
I hope the Missus is well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (BkEzK)
Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it.
Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it.
Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it.
***
Has anyone told him of the invasion of Corsicana by a throng of Morons?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (W/lyH)
Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them. Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here?
Also known as the Rock Ridge Gambit? Which makes Trump Sheriff Bart.
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe)
It happens,
Posted by: Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton, KCMG, FRGS at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (jNAzB)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf)
E-AL (Alike Fr.)
IA-O (Shakespeare Villain)
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (VS3u5)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf)
***
I have to believe he is wearing the armor of God now.
Just as I believe millions pray every day for his safety.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Northernlurker
You'll have to sniff that out and let us know, later, much later.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (njO+s)
She is relieved I'm OK. But the truth is she is drifting to death. Doing what I can.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (dTTBf)
I don't think the Haitian's are eating them per se, (except the geese in the local parks) It's about their Voodoo...
What is the Haitian Voodoo tradition?
Haitian Vodou , Its practices largely revolve around interactions with the lwa, and incorporate song, drumming, dance, prayer, possession, and animal sacrifice. 😒
So there be where all the pets be going.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (TDvv2)
Town officials aren't the town and they'll want their criminals to be on their best behavior to not draw more attention.
Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (D9hgC)
Posted by: Northernlurker
I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Chump nuts roasting over an open fire...
Yaakov Frost nipping at their choads...
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (NMT5x)
Iago?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)
Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (QAK8m)
I hope you're correct and yes, I think that millions are praying for him-many of us from ASHQ too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (0lWd5)
Iago?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie)
Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)
Tha horde comes through no matter what the subject. but especially boobs.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (VS3u5)
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (rll/6)
A couple of the younger kids were mentally upset.
But they will have a story to tell.
I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.
Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (QAK8m)
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that they are hiding in plain site as dog groomers. Such is life, I suppose. However, they're dumb enough to try that on a Timber Wolf....so....it won't be long now.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: LizLem
"In this house. . . . ."
Heh
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (WXNFJ)
I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
Good for you.
The more difficult kids from spouse's bus have moved on to a new bus, (yay!) but he's been coughing his lungs out at home between runs (I gave him something) and refuses to take a day off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (dTTBf)
I think so. Hillary and Haiti connections. Lots of Taylor Swift pics (I'm thinking victim).
Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (xjAvD)
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5)
Grandma taught me a driving game, you see the three letter combo in the licence plate ahead of you or as you pass, and find the word that uses those letters in the same sequence. Find as many as you can. I have been doing that for more than 40 years and I still get whipped in Scrabble.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's me donna
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
The judges would also have accepted Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
Posted by: mikeski relaxes at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)
Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (4XwPj)
Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)
The MoMe will be interesting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/
thesaucy70s/jenny-agutter/
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN)
Too much coverage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (CEzQx)
Werner actually had a run-in with a werewolf himself. Though it was in the remote past, the memory still burns bright. Es tut mir leid, one further post.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (tmPIh)
Please tell your beloved and lovable spouse that safe to drive is a key judgement area. We don't want an excuse. If he is not safe, he needs to say so. If the answer is close, lean to not safe to drive. Because if you have to ask yourself the question, look to no as the first answer.
Yes, our ethos is to be reliable. But safety is another part of that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (2y6mw)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)
I knew I was gonna catch hell for that one.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (HwkXe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9)
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She probably only SAID she was from Manchester. Did you ask to see ID?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)
Thanks! Gonna start playing it.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (VS3u5)
We believe in truth in advertising. There are absolutely no cats in our products.
Posted by: Haitian Hotdogs at September 18, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F)
Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD)
Zombies.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (LHPAg)
Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.
Remember that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (hY4dx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (fY84s)
He said he's not coughing on the bus because I give him medicine before he leaves and when he comes home, but I'm still annoyed at him. It's like he thinks it's some sort of personal failure if he misses a day of work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf)
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Pfft. That ship has sailed.
Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (hY4dx)
Let your dreams burble with happiness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
Remember that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist.
Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: t-bird
I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf)
A kid that my Goddaughter went to school with attended the same school his entire life. He graduated last fall. He's the only kid in his class that NEVER missed a day of school the entire 12 years. I honestly think there's something to say about that.
Of course, after I met and chatted a bit with his dad, I understood a bit better.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76)
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'blow sunshine' -- is that like the Solar Wind or more like those humongous solar flares that are a few million miles long? .... wait, coke lines?
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in St. Paul? at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Mystery meat and grass in an atmosphere of squalor .
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW)
Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)
As my brother got my daughter to say at an early age, 'the front butt.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'm still sort of surprised they want to keep drawing attention to this.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: t-bird
I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)
Should have tried the hot iron first.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (oZhjI)
I know the mindset well. They ask you after an accident about medicine use and test you for drugs. SO lay off the hard stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (HwkXe)
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Ah yes, like the elderly that never have wrecks but cause them over and over.
That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG)
Which Diddy? Doowah Diddy or some other Diddy>
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)
===
Should have tried the hot iron first.
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM
Walk it off.
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Puddleglum
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1)
You can't count the part where you are just a projectile as "driving" so its half credit.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X)
That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)
Your point MAY be valid, but there's really no way to corroborate that.
I was a child raised by a mother that required blood to be shooting from my eyes or my bowels coming out my ass for me to miss school as a yute, so.........It wasn't my fault.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Remember that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist.
Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole?
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW)
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Punchline Only!
"Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish!"
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minnesotastan? at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Manfred Mann at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)
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Oh, I don't blame you or the kid. Just that I know young 'uns aren't fever or sore throat free for 12 years.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (d+Q1U)
Our driving game is highway alphabet. Find all the letters in the alphabet, in order on signs or trucks with companies names. The catch only the letters at the beginning of the word count. Q can be challenging, but X is a real problem. Oh and no license plates letters allowed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (4XwPj)
_____
Kitten nuggets?
*runs*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN)
And hot dogs.
Posted by: Queensryche forbidden lyrics at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (0FfTl)
But Werner, you say, what of the werewolf? Ja, that. Leaving the conference room and mentally counting how many people's automobiles I would key, I found myself face to face with a lycanthropic being. it was daylight, and Werner felt at first that this was not in alignment with the werewolf lore of my youth (it is even a major at most Deutsch universities, part of the STEM pathway) but he remembered that, well, it was Hollywood. Ach, one final post.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U)
Maybe they should have cancelled school and gone to zoom classes out of a desire to be safe? I mean, it might have saved one life.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (HwkXe)
It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Kindltot
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I still haven't heard how/why schools have post-2020 snow days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: KJP at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG)
NEVER WEAR OPEN TOED SHOES!!!!
hell, I wear socks in bed.
Lord I hate sandals and flip-flops. I work with a bunch of Jimmy Buffets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)
Flip flops should be illegal everywhere but back yard bbq's, swimming pools, beaches, and boat docks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)
It really doesn't get much better than this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I ask as some may deem it driving since it involves remuneration. The counter argument is that it is a hobby and not a job.
Asked by all Sovereign Citizens living in the United States of America Republic.
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in NYC? at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (qfLjt)
Well they do provide doggy bags.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)
Made from actual dogs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s)
*Biggie Smalls has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6)
Made from actual dogs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM
Newsletter?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)
I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG)
It always is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/4fpvy7na
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (OPwkX)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Come to Springfield!!!
Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
Wait until people find out about President Obama freak off parties.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)
Fact.
Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0
Posted by: Sponge
Saw a video once done during a Aussie Supercar race in Adelaide. They had a touring car, Aussie V8 Supercar, a MotoGP bike, and an F1 car on the track, at the same time. All starting at different points. Slowest car closer to the finish line. The F1 car started from the farthest point. The F1 car beat them all. Outside of the NHRA, F1 cars are crazy fast.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)
It really doesn't get much better than this.
Posted by: Sponge
No, it really doesn't.
And Hadrian, if you're still here,
I know you pray the Rosary. You include the horde's intentions.
You have done so many of us a beautiful service. Thank you, faithful, sweet man.
Posted by: enfermera ratched at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (2Kesc)
Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
🚨BREAKING: Reports Indicate There May Have Been A Third Attempt On Trump’s Life
Approximately 20 patriots who attended Trump’s high-energy rally in Tucson are now reporting having to go to the ER immediately after the rally.
The attendees all suffered from symptoms like blurry vision and swelling — serious, concerning reactions that all came on shortly after the rally ended.
ALL of the affected were seated right by the stage where Trump made his entrance.
Now, here's where it gets even more concerning. One attendee reports that a doctor told her she suffered from a chemical burn.
We’ve got to ask the question: was this a deliberate chemical attack aimed at Trump? Were these patriots collateral damage in another attempt to kill the president?
The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)
From the looks of it, SS Agent Fupa is still part of the detail.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S)
And now, they're V-6's........it's just retarded how much power and speed they get out of those engines with pistons the size of beer cans.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl)
Probably something that should of been shared on the ONT. Late...really late in the ONT.
If at all.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (W/lyH)
Does anyone have a Fox News web streaming link? I'd love to watch Gutfeld! tonight since Trump is the guest.
Posted by: LizLem
https://streamfare.com/fox_news_2
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (63Dwl)
"I will win"
The Sum of All Fears
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (KfN19)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.
Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)
The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...
Posted
At this point, he needs to stay home. This is getting scarier and scarier, if true.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD)
An exec grabbed my arm as the werewolf lay on the floor, ready for one final life-ending bludgeoning. Werner, the studio exec told me, that's Jim Henson. The one who perpetrated the Muppets, I queried. Yes, he said. He and I gazed at each other for a moment, then he seized an elaborately over-sized Mahagony table and said let me help you. The table was shattered nearly to pieces and the coatrack bent like a Slinky by the time we were done. There was then much merriment. Alas, Henson survived somehow, perhaps as a function of his lycanthropic metabolism. There is a moral to this story, but Werner is unclear on that point.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (tmPIh)
Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)
I'm fine with the "look at me" call as long as it doesn't sound like a water buffalo trouncing through the marshes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (/1UO6)
The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7)
Even Mrs D said it was a good time to restock the pantry.
What I heard was buy more ammo. But yeah, canned goods too I s'pose.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe)
It's killing me and Mrs. Pug that we can't be there. We had been planning it, and everything, but it just isn't going to happen this year.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM
Trust me, 'fap-fap-fap-fap' isn't great, either.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (a3Q+t)
They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.
Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem
And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf)
In first year of high school our school was having issues fitting everyone in available buildings in the district so that year half our freshman class was in an old elementary school. Our school was also famous for not cancelling school for snow (the year of ice storms they build their own power generator to avoid having to close when city power ran out).
Anyhow, this one building was in a poor area and roads were bad. There was a decent snow that kept coming in the morning and no plows. Our bus got to a hillcrest, started nosing down a somewhat steep hill, started sliding. The bus started a slow spin, driver took it to a side street with a ditch and it majesticly did a one eighty with the back of the bus against a stop sign and the other wheels in the ditch.
The driver let us out, it was a short walk to the school and we made it. I think only three buses even got to school at all that day in our building, and they had to get us an extra bus.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (n7h9X)
Some of you are way too into this rule. You show up on my island wearing Doc Martens and we'll throw you in the ocean for making too much noise and basically look gay.
We aren't planning the invasion of Moscow, just going to the beach or the bar.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (OPwkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (3th/7)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe)
thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)
It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf)
I have a persistent cough from time to time since the 90s that has gotten bad enough at times to induce vomiting.
I keep cinnamon hard candy in my pocket as a medical device to sooth throat irritation because it works to nip it in the bud
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X)
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When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE WILL VISIT SPRINGFIELD OH AND AURORA COLORADO
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:32 PM (TGPs7)
Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem
And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S)
Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Did you have the palm wine?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)
So would Ethiopians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (d+Q1U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (L/fGl)
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Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Ba-dump-tish!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (iPe48)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM
They don't eat just anything, however. Our military issues MREs, Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (L/fGl)
Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ)
Not as good as you would think.
Posted by: Hamas at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34
The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)
Which is what exactly?
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (VS3u5)
Ba-dump-tish!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM
Thank you, thank you.
Try the veal!
Tip your bartender. They work hard to make you look good to others.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:40 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (rll/6)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t)
I mentioned that once to some guys in the office, and they looked at me blankly, then laughed.
I did like the white cheese, though. Yellow cheese was chalky. Sucky part is that my MREs predated the little bottle of Tabasco. *kicks dirt*
Also my weapon was the M16-A1. Friggin' grunts had the A-2.
I am very 29
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9)
70s Yamaha TZ750.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM
1980 Suzuki GS1100E. First sub-seven second bike you could buy off of the showroom floor. Best bike I ever owned.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6)
Hell....the YZ 250 2 stroke......just TRY to keep the front wheel on the ground.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September
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Don't recall seeing many cats or dogs when I spent a chunk of 1994 in Haiti. Must have ate them all...
Goats and plenty chickens though.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl)
Which is what exactly?
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto
It's generally communal eating. They have a special spongy flat bread. You tear off some bread and grab some of the spicy meat and vegetables. Generally, no silverware allowed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM
Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at September 18, 2024 09:44 PM (mH6SG)
The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too.
Posted by: Diogenes
Is that where the get the palm for the wine?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. And also have really quick gag reflex. (erk erk erk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t)
How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9)
Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe)
Lived near Nyala Ethiopian restaurant in Los Angeles.
Half the menu was Italian.
1896, Ethiopia fended off an invading Italian army and secured its independence.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (77Xnc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe)
Raisin jack? I'll have to look that one up before my next zoom call.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, that's gonna work.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM
Well, I learned about Tabasco and it's desirability with C-Rats. LURPs were the hot ticket, but hard to source. MREs were just a gleam in someone's eye at that point.
Air Force box lunches were, and have remained, below those standards, from what I hear, though.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (77Xnc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (iPe48)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Genitalia of both sexes has an endless list of euphemisms.
Like, Audie Murphy's saddle-bags.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM
In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP)
I am very 29
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9)
M-14.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)
I grasped that, however, the "I'm a married man" reply threw me for a loop.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Have him try Fishermans Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb)
Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP)
A sign of possible sanity! Cats and dogs living together!!!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (iPe48)
Sweet dreams, you bastards............
*cowers*
*assumes fetal position*
*hopes not banned tomorrow morning*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ufFY8)
thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)
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Weird yes but are they full of Joy?
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb)
The Plumbers' Friend cough drops are very chewy, and taste like rubber.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (iPe48)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (W/lyH)
Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM
I care even less about those toff's opinions on American politics than I do about J. Random Entertainer's.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+)
It's very Humad.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in El Paso? at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t)
I had a Barkeeper's Fiend Wacky Packages sticker when I was a yute.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (77Xnc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)
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Brain me work!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:58 PM (CEzQx)
Keeping Their Privacy
Posted by: SMOD
>These two useless fucks need to be kicked back to Britannia and ridiculed back to Sussex.
By all means, send us your retards.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)
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The first time I saw a Fisherman's Friend commercial I had the sound muted and I thought it was a condom ad! [It showed the individually-wrapped ones.]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (CEzQx)
By all means, send us your retards.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s)
Harry should be made Governor General of the Falkland Islands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe48)
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And are shaped like butt cracks.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (CEzQx)
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Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 10:03 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe4
That is actually a working position and deals with both the MoD and the Argies in de-mining and determining what the actual status of the islands are. Milei is not so hot on them, it is the Peronists that have a hard on about taking them back.
What usually happened to important people's sons who they really wanted to go somewhere else and refused to go was to assign them as commercial representative for British exports in Callao, or official representative to Royal Shell in Limpopoland, or something equally earth-shattering.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 10:07 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
Based on the folks I've met over the years, I would say, "Hell yeah."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 10:22 PM (Ad8y9)
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Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 19, 2024 06:42 AM (NFX2v)
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