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I'll go fetch them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (cFR7u) 2
Good evening all.
Posted by: JAVEMS at September 18, 2024 07:33 PM (8I4hW) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:34 PM (cFR7u) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:35 PM (PDf99) 5
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:36 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (vFG9F) 7
Good evening everyone from Biden County again
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (0lWd5) Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76) Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76) 10
Ahh, the running of the cats.
Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (i24o9) 11
A plane flying at 800 km/h through the eyes of a balloon in the airpic.twitter.com/hb9QXgiJnc
— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024 I honestly thought the plane was going to hit the balloon when I read the title. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99) Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h) 13
8 > Best werewolf movie ever?
I liked Silver Bullet. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:37 PM (Odg76) Underworld. Kate Beckinsdale. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (PDf99) 14
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: object identified at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (DgGvY) 16
She does amazing dance and imitations, it's very enjoyable to watch. pic.twitter.com/jobMIHlanV
— Enez �zen (@Enezator) September 18, 2024 Heh. It seems Hungry Jacks is McDougal's in real life. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1) 17
IThe guys riding the crazy fast surfboards I can see interrupting my quiet kayak fishing so I would want to blow them out of the fucking water. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1) 19
AZdeplorable, open the USB port because nice Cab is incoming.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:42 PM (I1GXe) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (BkEzK) Posted by: too soon? at September 18, 2024 07:43 PM (DgGvY) 22
The UFO boat is awesome!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1) 24
Hadrian ,come sit over here.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (I1GXe) 25
Ugh. A wasted day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Did you have your coffee? Pray your Rosary? If either one, you're good! Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ) 26
Go see Reagan
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (QSrLX) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (cFR7u) 28
Did you have your coffee? Pray your Rosary? If either one, you're good! Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (WXNFJ) __________ Yes. And the Angelus at noon. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (BkEzK) 29
I'm starting to think that video of cars literally flying past photographers might be real.
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 07:45 PM (aKh6S) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (mH6SG) 31
No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible. Posted by: Crusader at September 18, 2024 07:44 PM (U4ek1) F*ck off. Posted by: Zombie Lon Chaney Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO) 33
> American Werewolf in London
They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76) 34
I have discovered Woodford Reserve.
The world seems...better. Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO) About damn time! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) 35
They say everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but this opinion is wrong. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Odg76) It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) 36
jsg, life's unexpected little pleasures. Cheers
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe) 37
Love that ufo boat!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (kojSG) 38
The greatest werewolf movie ever was "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (nPLkK) 39
IThe guys riding the crazy fast surfboards I can see interrupting my quiet kayak fishing so I would want to blow them out of the fucking water. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 07:41 PM (VS3u5) Wait until some Hollywood dickhead sees it and decides to remake Waterworld. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:48 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (DgGvY) 41
Tom Servo, I am counting you as in.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe) 42
Werewolves? "The Boogeyman Will Get You", an episode of The Darkroom from 1980. A very young Helen Hunt gets offed by a werewolf at the end. Nice twist, and Helen Hunt dies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h) 43
I have discovered Woodford Reserve.
The world seems...better. Posted by: jsg Good stuff, Maynard. Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too. Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY) 44
Just got home from work.
I was unloading my first kid on a US Highway, Ambers warning the oncoming SUV and Semi for 300 feet. Stopped, I opened the door and my reds came on. The van went past my first reds, then braked. Too hard. The too close behind semi hit him in the rear, then jackknifed. The front left corner of the truck cab hit my bus just in front of me on the engine compartment. 37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork. The bus had the bumper put back in front of the left wheel using a tow truck winch. I drove my smashed bus to the bus barn afterwards, and took another one home. Once home I found my right wrist is swollen and painful. Time for mild pills. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ) 45
The Howling remains a favorite as well as Dog Soldiers.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (lXCUP) 46
(continued from last thread)
Dork Dunkel Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 07:38 PM (DTX3h) Pud-Weis-Er Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (i24o9) 47
Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG) 48
Perving over happy jappy dancin goil.
TORA TORA TORA Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (vqGhi) 49
So, all these years, I've been saying it wrong? It's not, "you can something, something, 'til the cows come home", but, "you can something, something 'til the cats come home"?
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo) 50
Good stuff, Maynard.
Makes a fine Old Fashioned, too. Posted by: mikeski will drink to that at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY) There are certain very good boozes that I have no qualms about mixing, because they mix so damn well. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (nPLkK) 51
and Helen Hunt dies.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (Wnv9h) Only to come back and prove the Dodge Ram 1500 is the most indestructible vehicle ever made. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1) 52
I have discovered Woodford Reserve.
The world seems...better. Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO) About damn time! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) *** Mrs D is making a bread pudding and grabbed my bottle to make a bourbon sauce. Happily my Buffalo Trace is safely tucked away. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH) 53
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM
Can we contact the hotel in Corsicana for reservations yet? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h) 54
32 I have discovered Woodford Reserve.
The world seems...better. Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:46 PM (K3+lO) Here! Here! Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (QSrLX) 55
Professor Lupin, is that you?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (I1GXe) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (u82oZ) 57
Thank you Ben Had, yes, God Willing and the crick don’t rise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (kojSG) 58
JD
He was the sole writer of “How Long,” a cover the Eagles released in 2007 of a song Souther had first put out as a solo artist in 1972. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNv4Mv3lX8 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (gbOdA) 59
I thought that was the Geico caveman playing basketball.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (63Dwl) 60
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it. Posted by: Puddleglum ------- Yeah, forget the photographer...it's the navigator that has the sweaty palms. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (XeU6L) 61
Can we contact the hotel in Corsicana for reservations yet?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Wnv9h) It's only a month out.....I would hope so. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (Zz0t1) 62
About damn time!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) No shit Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (K3+lO) 63
And there I was hoping that disc was a ground effect vehicle. Because that would be really cool.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie) 64
The bird with the hat was super cute.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv) 65
The guitar-string quartet is amazing!
Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (njExo) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ) 67
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1) 68
RMBS. Yes. Let me email you so that it goes through the front desk
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (I1GXe) 69
Only to come back and prove the Dodge Ram 1500 is the most indestructible vehicle ever made.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1) that was a 2500 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Odg76) 71
It's only a month out.....I would hope so.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:52 PM Just checking. All other plans made. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Wnv9h) 72
I never watched the Michael J Fox werewolf movie. Any good, or will not even the nostalgia save it if I ever check it out?
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (QAK8m) 73
Happily my Buffalo Trace is safely tucked away.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH) I can't get that down here because people suck. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (vqGhi) 75
that was a 2500 Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA) Well, it wasn't a diesel, so I took a stab in the dark. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1) 76
RMBS. Yes. Let me email you so that it goes through the front desk
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM Thanks. See y'all soon! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (Wnv9h) 77
Super moon was cloudy last night but finally came out when I went to bed. Spied zero werewolves.
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (QAK8m) 78
Dang Salty. Glad everyone is ok.
Recommend ice for the wrist and bourbon. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH) 79
NaCly, dearest. We are almost there.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (I1GXe) 80
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........ Posted by: Sponge ------- They stop races because it is raining. Posted by: Motorcycle endurance racer, laughing and pointing at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (XeU6L) 81
It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) American Werewolf in Ghey Paris Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:55 PM (gbOdA) 82
Perving over happy jappy dancin goil.
TORA TORA TORA Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism Korean, based on the address at the end. But cute. And talented. Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY) 83
23 No seriously. Serious werewolf movies are terrible. - crusader
I won't dispute that point, but Lon Chaney, Jr. did a marvelous job registering fear and pain and horror on his face as he commenced the transformation. Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (njExo) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ) 85
40 Birds are underrated pets.
Aw, no sound. I was waiting for him to start singing Rawhide. Posted by: mikeski expects too much at September 18, 2024 07:49 PM I thought he was going to wink! Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (rbKZ6) Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (K3+lO) 87
WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........
Posted by: Sponge White guys in identical cars, turning left. Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY) 88
The bus had the bumper put back in front of the left wheel using a tow truck winch. I drove my smashed bus to the bus barn afterwards, and took another one home. Once home I found my right wrist is swollen and painful. Time for mild pills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog --- Thank God you and the kiddos are OK! Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (iZbyp) 89
Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (VGOMa) 90
I went to some restaurant bar thing in Florida a little bit ago. They had literally three cases worth of Buffalo Trace lined up above the bar on a prominent shelf where no other bottles were.
I thought "wow, guys, now you're just bragging." Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (nPLkK) 91
It was the first werewolf movie to pop into my head. No reason to get rude!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:47 PM (Zz0t1) You enter turn 1 at ATL at about 190 and there is no tire that works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3k7RnAnjtI Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ) 93
I never watched the Michael J Fox werewolf movie. Any good, or will not even the nostalgia save it if I ever check it out?
Posted by: LizLem Teen Wolf? I haven't watched it since VHS was Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY) 94
33 bomb threats to Springfield are overseas hoaxes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA) 95
Dammit, this is the joke I was trying to land all day. Well played, Ilya.
Ilya Shapiro @ishapiro 8h Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶 Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv8) 96
Glad everyone is safe, Salty! Hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (rbKZ6) 97
I promise that when I am elected President, I will launch the first all Gay Submarine crew that will be equipped with the newest weapon called "Gaydar". The name of the SSBN will be the USS Barack Obama in honor of our first 0.5 Black and Gay President.
The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"... Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C) 98
Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'
Thats like 40 trips downtown. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA) 99
> Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.
And the crippled boy shoots the werewolf in the eye with a large bottle rocket. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (Odg76) 100
Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (OPwkX) 101
that werewolf movie with Benicio Del Toro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XGybmm514w also in the film: Emily Blunt sideboob Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (/7KEl) 102
screaming in digital
The one step they forgot was the mandatory drug testing. I did not remind them. That would have been another two hours. We had two cases of mental trauma in the younger girls. I checked them out for concussion and any extremity damage. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ) 103
Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv ha Dont call us we will call you Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA) 104
Wolfen: the book made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. The movie totally fucked up the story and sucked mightily.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (8RNuU) 105
Ilya Shapiro
@ishapiro 8h Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶 Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv Heh. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (Zz0t1) 106
47 Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (kojSG) What? I didn't think it was terrible. Besides, I'm a fan of Albert Finney. Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (lXCUP) 107
White guys in identical cars, turning left.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY) wut chu talkin bout Posted by: Bubba at September 18, 2024 08:01 PM (gbOdA) 108
Saw the moon last night; beautiful.
Btw, I woke up this morning and there were muddy footprints all over the floor and my hands were covered in blood. Should I be concerned? Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo) 109
Silver Bullet starring Gary Busey and some kids. He builds the little crippled boy a supercharged wheelchair, which is awesome and such a Gary Busey thing to do.
Corey Haim. Don't remember if Feldman was in that. Don't think so. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (Zz0t1) 110
I can't get that down here because people suck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1) Hard to get up here at times as well. Even the Class VI at Ft Lewis will limit it Two per Person when it is in stock. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:02 PM (W/lyH) 111
Iran attempted to pass hacked Trump campaign info to Biden campaign
https://tinyurl.com/h2tfs78e Was Kalorama involved? Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in DC? at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (qfLjt) 112
97 I promise that when I am elected President, I will launch the first all Gay Submarine crew that will be equipped with the newest weapon called "Gaydar". The name of the SSBN will be the USS Barack Obama in honor of our first 0.5 Black and Gay President.
The next Cruiser or Destroyer with all gay crew will be named the "USS Big Mike"... Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (1t11C) Paint it HAFF BLACCKK Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (gbOdA) 113
Dammit, this is the joke I was trying to land all day. Well played, Ilya.
Ilya Shapiro @ishapiro 8h Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶 Posted by: Ian S. And if it didn't kill them, it probably blew off their buggles. Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY) 114
98 Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'
Thats like 40 trips downtown. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA) I just went to the dining hall, found the nearest zip-tit, and screamed in its face "get the fuck over yourself and study for your god damned finals you fucking loser". I think it might have landed. Probably. Please make checks or money orders payable to Warai dash Otoko... Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK) Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F) 116
And if it didn't kill them, it probably blew off their buggles.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY) Definitely walloped their cods. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (nPLkK) 117
American Werewolf in London would be my pick
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5) 118
Now claims that Hezb NVG and optics for Kornet ATGMs goin’ splodey. This one is rather hard to believe. Kornet are russki systems and one of the newer/more worrisome capabilities they have. Guess we’ll see. But they’re gonna need all that stuff, likely quite soon.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (bAH4u) 119
Diogenes
Ice: Yes Ethyl alcohol: No Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ) Good move! You take care.of the wrist. I'll worry about the rest. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (W/lyH) 120
47 Wolfen!!! (Ducks and runs away)
Posted by: Tom Servo I liked Wolfen and The Howling. The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (aKh6S) 121
I just went to the dining hall, found the nearest zip-tit, and screamed in its face
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:03 PM (nPLkK) You asked for it.......ish...... https://youtu.be/a4xjr9v5ehk Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1) 122
Silver Bullet
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (gbOdA) 123
American Werewolf in London would be my pick
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5) Take that back. I've already been roasted for that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:05 PM (Zz0t1) 124
117 American Werewolf in London would be my pick
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:04 PM (0lWd5) And his hair was perfect. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 08:06 PM (gbOdA) 125
I bet the IDF up in the towers on the northern border are making *call me* motions with their hands!
Ha! Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH) 126
>>Wait until some Hollywood dickhead sees it and decides to remake Waterworld
kevin can again…he’s so swell at box office bombs Posted by: cherries are the best at September 18, 2024 08:07 PM (OMSrd) Posted by: Comrado Floundero, Demon de la Disinformacion at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (i24o9) 128
Dog Soldiers.
It has a number of plot holes and gratuitous gotchas, but it was a good movie about clueless British Soldiers being sent in as beaters for the SAS and discovering that the werewolves got the SAS first. Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:08 PM (D7oie) Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76) 130
It looks like when Trump said that they weren't just coming for him, they were coming for you, he was on to something.
https://tinyurl.com/yfub3ms6 Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (njExo) 131
I saw Zip Tit open for Wet Leg at The Dive Bar in 2023.
Good thing there was no cover charge....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Zz0t1) 132
Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv) 133
Zip-tit?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (Odg76) chest scars from adding or removing breasts, because that's the necessary and sufficient feature of womanhood now apparently. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (nPLkK) Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (Odg76) 135
Arizona State provides $1,000 scholarship to those 'positively contributing to the LGBTQ community'
Thats like 40 trips downtown. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 07:59 PM (gbOdA) But those ROTC cadets who will be contributing to our Nation's defense...not so much. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:11 PM (W/lyH) 136
> chest scars from adding or removing breasts, because that's the necessary and sufficient feature of womanhood now apparently.
Oooh. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Odg76) Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW) 138
At a subsequent Pima County Board of Supervisors meeting, constituents demanded an apology from Grijalva. However, she stood by her actions, stating, “I’ll acknowledge wrongdoing when Trump apologizes for the racist, misogynistic, sexist, inflammatory comments he’s made about women, people of color, LGBTQ…”
Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1) 139
132 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv) Boss Move. Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (K3+lO) 140
The Howling II was softcore pron with furrys.
Posted by: Puddleglum Tell me more! Posted by: Sam Brinton at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (ftFVW) Piker. Posted by: Robert Francis 'Beto' O'Rourke at September 18, 2024 08:14 PM (Zz0t1) 141
Well, I just ordered a threaded barrel for a gun I have or one for a gun I will need to buy if it doesn't fit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z) 142
TheBlaze reports 30% of polled Democrats say it would be better if Trump had been killed.
http://tiny.cc/14lmzz Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76) Posted by: Johnny at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Aqu9a) 144
Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv) Boss Move. Posted by: jsg I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv) 145
> Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76) 146
TheBlaze reports 30% of polled Democrats say it would be better if Trump had been killed.
http://tiny.cc/14lmzz Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (Odg76) The main reason Trump hasn't been killed via assassin is because conservatives aren't taking the shot. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1) 147
Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1) Exactly! Because they can't. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (W/lyH) 148
I watched Dog Soldiers and saw one of the actors was Sean Pertwee, and I thought to myself "That's weird. He looks a lot like John Pertwee."
"Oh." *facepalm* Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (PiwSw) 149
I know. The mayor and commissioners must be thrilled. LOL Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv) They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1) 150
Sherrod Brown: If it's brown, flush it down!
Paid for by the Coalition to Wipe Up Ohio and the Ad Council Posted by: Campaign Ad I'd Like to See at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (fs1hN) 151
AWIL has peak Jenny Agutter
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl) 152
Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1) Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?" Fuck all of them. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK) 153
AWIL has peak Jenny Agutter
Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl) Which is why I was surprised I got so rolled for bringing the movie up in the first place. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1) 154
Well, I just ordered a threaded barrel for a gun I have or one for a gun I will need to buy if it doesn't fit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 08:15 PM (b4o9z) Ahhh! Brilliant move. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH) 155
They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry? Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ) 156
Salty b"h
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (RIvkX) 157
What are they going to do? Stand in the doorway ala George Wallace (a Dem btw) to deny entry? Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:19 PM (WXNFJ) And Vance is a senator from Ohio. He can go anywhere he damn well pleases. Constituents that he actually listen to........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:20 PM (Zz0t1) 158
The front left corner of the truck cab hit my bus just in front of me on the engine compartment.
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ) Glad it wasn't worse. I drove for two years with a company that required us to park during bus hours, unless we on the intestate. Posted by: JAVEMS at September 18, 2024 08:21 PM (8I4hW) 159
They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though. Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv) 160
@DC_Draino
· 8m Boom - Trump is going on offense Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX) 161
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Radio killed the Hezbollah star… 🎶 Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 07:58 PM (2aYv ---- Funny that the aborted Space launch from New Zealand today was titled 'Kinéis Killed The RadIoT Star' Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Dearbornistan? at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt) 162
That's terrible, Salty! Hope your wrist is better tomortow. Glad none of the kids were hurt.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:23 PM (MpVUb) 163
37 or so kids on the bus. I got them off, checked to see if there were any injuries, (None) and then started the paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ) Thinking on this... May want to get a copy of your statement and keep it handy. You know at least one lawsuit is gonna come from it. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH) 164
Cannibalism drove Vietnamese boat people to make alliances with interstellar aliens for quicker migration methods, but with some cultural risk.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:24 PM (fY84s) 165
The Trump campaign must be intentionally taking their show to unexpected places just to remind America that he's the guy who says "fuck this, we're doing it".
Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it. Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it. Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it. Meanwhile B.J. and the Power Bottom Bear can't even pull off a pre-scripted TV interview in an air conditioned room with no audience and final edit approval without needing a month off to recover from the ordeal. For fuck's aches, no one's even shooting at you silly little bitches and you're still falling apart at the seams. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:25 PM (nPLkK) 166
The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (MpVUb) Posted by: Depeche Model Phone at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (pyKYX) 168
Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though. Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv) Federal TAX TEAT!!!!!! FTW. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1) 169
@DC_Draino
· 8m Boom - Trump is going on offense Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX) And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:26 PM (Zz0t1) 170
They've already said no because they can't logistically handle it and don't have the resources.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Right. They've got the resources to handle all those Haitians though. Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (oaGWv) *** The city council should embrace this. It forces the media to put a spotlight on the problem, and when they don't, demonstrates their bias and agenda. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH) 171
152 Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1) Yeah, fuck her and fuck any apology she could make. I don't want these mutants apologizing. I want them screaming their fucked up bullshit from the rooftops loud and proud so that all the gullible assholes out there who still support them blindly because the shiny spackle-faced news vomiters on the morning tee-vee shows told them to might start to realize "wow, this chick is actually kind of full of shit, isn't she? Does that mean the shiny spackle-faced news holes are full of shit too, then?" Fuck all of them. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:17 PM (nPLkK) ---- Well that escalated quickly ... ! /s Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt) 172
Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it. ____________ He's politicizing a volatile situation that doesn't exist! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (BkEzK) 173
Ugh, Salty. How stressful for you! I am glad it’s just your wrist and hoping it’s not more than a strain.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD) 174
Dog Soldiers is my favorite werewolf movie followed by American Werewolf in London.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (jNAzB) 175
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Well that escalated quickly ... ! /s Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minneapolis? at September 18, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt) I was afraid he held back and left something out. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1) 176
I was afraid he held back and left something out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:28 PM (Zz0t1) rabble rabble rabble.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (nPLkK) 177
I thought Vivek was going to Springfield, too. He lives close by. Did that happen? I suppose I could check myself. 😊
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (pZEOD) 178
San Franpsycho
It's a probability function. I was stopped, so I couldn't react. I wrote a paper "A Million to One Chance. The "Probability of Safety. In one school year, if every daily maneuver is only 99.99% safe, you are asking for it around May. But driving is even worse today. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:29 PM (u82oZ) 179
The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau Because of course. I don't suppose he's offered up his pets as hors d'oeuvres. Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW) 180
>>And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up.......
I don't think that matters anymore. People know. Everyone knows we are way past normal times and it's us versus them. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (OPwkX) 181
Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over Posted by: JackStraw And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up....... Posted by: Sponge https://xkcd.com/810/ Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY) 182
I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 08:30 PM (1bNHn) 183
Along the lines-ish of the cafe, here's a comparison of F1 and GT cars on the same section of a track at different times, obviously.
https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (Zz0t1) 184
Would love to take the UFO boat down the Columbia in the early evening, add some blinking lights. Ha!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH) 185
Trump: Haitians are eating our pets.
Dr. Bone: Vietnamese Boat People ate each other while baking in a conex box on a transoceanic adventure and everybody knew it since the 70s. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (fY84s) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ) 187
"I grew up in a middle-class family..." = "I was born a poor, black child..."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:32 PM (Zz0t1) 189
I still relax by driving a school bus. My stress is from another, closer source. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ) *crosses arms* *rapidly taps foot* *glares* Posted by: Mrs. NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (Zz0t1) 190
>>I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.
I was born in Germany while my dad was serving. My mom's doc was a German and he told her to drink beer while she was nursing. God bless that man. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:33 PM (OPwkX) 191
And by the time he gets there, they will have swept in and cleaned all of it up...
Which means they can. Also bad for them. Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (AGNk7) Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW) 193
"I grew up in a middle-class family..." = "I was born a poor, black child..."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 18, 2024 08:31 PM (RIvkX) You asked for it....... https://youtu.be/4zcEQtG_Ugo Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (Zz0t1) 194
The city manager in Springfield seems to be one of the folks profitting from real estate there.
Posted by: Notsothoreau This isn't a surprise. Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them. Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here? Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (W/lyH) 195
Werewolves in Paris make a lot more sense thsn werewolves in London. The last wolf in England was killed back in the 1300's, and there really had not been any stories of lycanthropy in the British Isles since then. At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe) 196
I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt) 197
How is the First Lady doing? Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:34 PM (ftFVW) She's doing alright. The hairdo doesn't bother her at all. Bloodwork came back good so it's another round of chemo tomorrow. She's getting the schedule of after effects down pretty good. Friday is get everything done hyper, Saturday is crash day, Sunday is recovery day and Monday is as normal as it can be with cases of the sleepies attacking at will. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (Zz0t1) 198
Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (FfSAJ) 199
>>> 132 Trump announces he's going to Springfield next week.
Good. Mayor will be pissed, too bad. If you'd cared about your actual citizens, Trump wouldn't have to come there and talk to them. This also applies to Flint, Aurora, Butler PA, the Bronx... Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (QAK8m) 200
A thousand bottles of oil on the wall, a thousand bottles of oil...
Posted by: Piddy Phile at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (CvZqk) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ) 202
I was given coffee as a small child. Maybe it's the French side of the family. I got wine, too.
---------- Italian grandmothers put a little wine in the baby bottle to put babies to sleep. Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (VS3u5) 203
I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 08:36 PM (IyPmt) You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (Zz0t1) 204
At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.
Posted by: tankdemon It's Romani, h8r! Reeeeeeeee!!!! Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW) 205
Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues. Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ) 206
For werewolf flicks, there is a French movie called Wer that is pretty cool, and most of the dialogue is in English.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (HwkXe) 207
Announced he’s going to Springfield, OH to highlight the Haitian invasion
And he’s going to Aurora, CO to highlight the Venezuelans gangs taking over Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 08:22 PM (OPwkX) If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf) 208
Exactly. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (u82oZ) __________ I hope the Missus is well. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (BkEzK) 209
The Trump campaign must be intentionally taking their show to unexpected places just to remind America that he's the guy who says "fuck this, we're doing it".
Oh, I can't go to Butler? Fuck this, we're doing it. Oh, Springfield is a Hot Button town now? Fuck this, we're doing it. Pack up your shit. Throw it on the jet. We're doing it. *** Has anyone told him of the invasion of Corsicana by a throng of Morons? Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (W/lyH) 210
>>> This isn't a surprise.
Government: We are dumping a bunch of foreigners on your town. We will be buying land to build some shitty homes for them. Manager: Just how much land we talkin' here? Also known as the Rock Ridge Gambit? Which makes Trump Sheriff Bart. Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (QAK8m) 211
At least not until the Universal Pictures flicks, and even then Larry Talbot was infected by a Gypsy.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:35 PM (HwkXe) It happens, Posted by: Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton, KCMG, FRGS at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (D7oie) 212
Kate Beckinsale did make the Underworld series watchable.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (jNAzB) 213
Friday is get everything done hyper, Saturday is crash day, Sunday is recovery day and Monday is as normal as it can be with cases of the sleepies attacking at will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks. Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW) 214
Sorry about your accident, Salty. and your hurt wrist. It sounds like you shepherded them out like a very good bus driver, but it must have been unsettling for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf) 215
I need one of 2 words to complete this damn crossword.
E-AL (Alike Fr.) IA-O (Shakespeare Villain) Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (VS3u5) Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN) Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie) 218
If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf) *** I have to believe he is wearing the armor of God now. Just as I believe millions pray every day for his safety. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (W/lyH) 219
So they Diddy thing - is it going to be as huge? Will it be the Oct surprise? It seems so disgusting, and there certainly seems like a lot of smoke.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (pZEOD) 220
Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker You'll have to sniff that out and let us know, later, much later. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (njO+s) 221
Hadrian the Seventh
She is relieved I'm OK. But the truth is she is drifting to death. Doing what I can. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (dTTBf) 223
This whole pet thing out of Ohio...(State Motto: "Why Are You Here?")
I don't think the Haitian's are eating them per se, (except the geese in the local parks) It's about their Voodoo... What is the Haitian Voodoo tradition? Haitian Vodou , Its practices largely revolve around interactions with the lwa, and incorporate song, drumming, dance, prayer, possession, and animal sacrifice. 😒 So there be where all the pets be going. Posted by: Nightwatch at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (TDvv2) 224
If neither place wants him to go, it seems kind of dangerous for him to go there. I hope and pray he has enough security.
Town officials aren't the town and they'll want their criminals to be on their best behavior to not draw more attention. Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (D9hgC) 225
205 Did Hezbollah balls retain their sweat and stink?
Posted by: Northernlurker I'm thinking the heat and fire took care of the sweat issues. Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:38 PM (WXNFJ) Chump nuts roasting over an open fire... Yaakov Frost nipping at their choads... Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (NMT5x) 226
Egal?
Iago? Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie) Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!! Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5) 227
Does anyone have a Fox News web streaming link? I'd love to watch Gutfeld! tonight since Trump is the guest.
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (QAK8m) 228
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (W/lyH)
I hope you're correct and yes, I think that millions are praying for him-many of us from ASHQ too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:44 PM (dTTBf) Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (0lWd5) 230
226 Egal?
Iago? Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (D7oie) Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!! Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5) Tha horde comes through no matter what the subject. but especially boobs. Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:45 PM (VS3u5) 231
{{{Salty}}}
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (iZbyp) 232
Used to test drive BMWs, but one of the lead "safety" drivers was a total unsafe ass. Within 6 months of leaving two cars lost to wrecks. musta skewed the data a little.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (rll/6) 233
FenelonSpoke
A couple of the younger kids were mentally upset. But they will have a story to tell. I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ) 234
Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are! This is how civilized people behave, instead of being their racisty racist selves and lying about people eating dogs.
They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town. Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs! Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (QAK8m) 235
I was perfectly content to believe that Pandas had finally gone extinct (which, in their case, is the natural order of things). I assumed this due to the lack of posts in the Cafe related to said Pandas.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that they are hiding in plain site as dog groomers. Such is life, I suppose. However, they're dumb enough to try that on a Timber Wolf....so....it won't be long now. Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 08:47 PM (dIske) 236
Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs!
Posted by: LizLem "In this house. . . . ." Heh Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (WXNFJ) 237
I will use the accident in all my safety talks and enforcement. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ) Good for you. The more difficult kids from spouse's bus have moved on to a new bus, (yay!) but he's been coughing his lungs out at home between runs (I gave him something) and refuses to take a day off. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (dTTBf) 238
so the Diddy thing - is it going to be as huge?
I think so. Hillary and Haiti connections. Lots of Taylor Swift pics (I'm thinking victim). Posted by: t--bird at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (xjAvD) 239
Thanks! I had nothing! Done!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:43 PM (VS3u5) Grandma taught me a driving game, you see the three letter combo in the licence plate ahead of you or as you pass, and find the word that uses those letters in the same sequence. Find as many as you can. I have been doing that for more than 40 years and I still get whipped in Scrabble. Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ) 241
I thought Springfield asked Trump not to come ?
Posted by: It's me donna You asked for it........ https://youtu.be/DTCyjYjsVc8 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden The judges would also have accepted Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Posted by: mikeski relaxes at September 18, 2024 08:50 PM (DgGvY) 242
Years ago I was at a bar in Chania, Crete and I chatted with a young lady who looked a lot like Jenny Agutter. She was from Manchester.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9) 243
Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!
Do we have a treatment for kuru? Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD) 244
Just caught the trailer for a movie called Brothers. Peter Dinklage and Josh Brolin are twins. They come from a long line of felons. Glenn Close is their mother. Brendan Fraser is a menace. Marissa Tomei is.... who knows what exactly. And then there is the orangutan. The trailer looks hilariously unhinged. Opens in select theaters and then drops on Prime video.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (4XwPj) 245
Knowing what to expect helps; at least she can plan for it even if it sucks. Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW) The MoMe will be interesting. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:53 PM (Zz0t1) 246
Peak Jenny Agutter
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/ thesaucy70s/jenny-agutter/ Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 08:42 PM (fs1hN) Too much coverage. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (Zz0t1) 247
Signing in here after a cache clearing, boss.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (CEzQx) 248
Ach, the Cafe Thread. Most pleasing are the cuddly beasts and the antics of the humans, especially when the latter hail from Florida. Most notable to Werner is the werewolf content. This is a creature that Germans, of course, regard as entirely mythical. By which, Werner means that all Deutsch people take it as an article of faith that the fiends are entirely real, and we are whistling past the graveyard when, as above, we deny this. Many of you here have served with distinction in your nation's uniformed service, and thus some may be familiar with the lycan abomination called the Morbac Monster. So long as a votive candle at a small shrine is kept aflame, all is well and the horror is confined. Yet one evening it did go out, and.... Werner is too frightened to go further. The info is out there, where one may Google.
Werner actually had a run-in with a werewolf himself. Though it was in the remote past, the memory still burns bright. Es tut mir leid, one further post. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 08:54 PM (tmPIh) 249
FenelonSpoke
Please tell your beloved and lovable spouse that safe to drive is a key judgement area. We don't want an excuse. If he is not safe, he needs to say so. If the answer is close, lean to not safe to drive. Because if you have to ask yourself the question, look to no as the first answer. Yes, our ethos is to be reliable. But safety is another part of that. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (2y6mw) 251
204 It's Romani, h8r! Reeeeeeeee!!!!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW) I knew I was gonna catch hell for that one. Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (HwkXe) 252
I chatted with a young lady who looked a lot like Jenny Agutter. She was from Manchester.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 08:51 PM (Ad8y9) ----------- She probably only SAID she was from Manchester. Did you ask to see ID? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (hY4dx) 253
Grandma taught me a driving game, you see the three letter combo in the licence plate ahead of you or as you pass, and find the word that uses those letters in the same sequence. Find as many as you can. I have been doing that for more than 40 years and I still get whipped in Scrabble.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie) Thanks! Gonna start playing it. Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (VS3u5) 254
"Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!"
We believe in truth in advertising. There are absolutely no cats in our products. Posted by: Haitian Hotdogs at September 18, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F) 255
243 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!
Do we have a treatment for kuru? Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 08:52 PM (xjAvD) Zombies. Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (LHPAg) 256
158 Dems voted against a bill that would deport illegals that commit sex crimes.
Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies. Remember that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 08:57 PM (Zz0t1) 257
What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (hY4dx) 258
Pandas are ancient aliens surveilling humans for proper timing. Their wrath will be a heavy price to pay.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 08:58 PM (fY84s) 259
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ)
He said he's not coughing on the bus because I give him medicine before he leaves and when he comes home, but I'm still annoyed at him. It's like he thinks it's some sort of personal failure if he misses a day of work. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf) 260
Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.
---------- Pfft. That ship has sailed. Posted by: Kathy Griffin at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (hY4dx) 261
Everyone have a blessed night. Or Knight, as the case may be.
Let your dreams burble with happiness. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (u82oZ) 262
Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.
Remember that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist. Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole? Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW) 263
Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl) 264
He said he's not coughing on the bus because I give him medicine before he leaves and when he comes home, but I'm still annoyed at him. It's like he thinks it's some sort of personal failure if he misses a day of work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:59 PM (dTTBf) A kid that my Goddaughter went to school with attended the same school his entire life. He graduated last fall. He's the only kid in his class that NEVER missed a day of school the entire 12 years. I honestly think there's something to say about that. Of course, after I met and chatted a bit with his dad, I understood a bit better. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (Zz0t1) 265
145 > Quote him......Because you're lying out your ass, you can't.
According to people like that, if you don't blow sunshine up their ass, you're saying something racist and hateful. Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 08:16 PM (Odg76) ---- 'blow sunshine' -- is that like the Solar Wind or more like those humongous solar flares that are a few million miles long? .... wait, coke lines? Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in St. Paul? at September 18, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt) 266
What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) Mystery meat and grass in an atmosphere of squalor . Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (ftFVW) 267
Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole? Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW) As my brother got my daughter to say at an early age, 'the front butt.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (Zz0t1) 268
Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are!
- I'm still sort of surprised they want to keep drawing attention to this. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (d+Q1U) 269
Th bad news is now all of Southern Lebanon smells like burnt hair.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (pIfcn) 270
263 Do we have a treatment for kuru?
Posted by: t-bird I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl) Should have tried the hot iron first. Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN) 272
Best werewolf movie? What were the ones Kate Beckinsale was in?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (oZhjI) 273
FenelonSpok
I know the mindset well. They ask you after an accident about medicine use and test you for drugs. SO lay off the hard stuff. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 274
Pay no attention to Diddy! They're eating the cats!!!
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG) 275
There was a cheapie movie made in the late fifties or early 60's called "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" starring Michael Landon in the title roll. While it played on the creature feature show in Chicago (1978-1982 timeframe) the Son of Svengoolie came back from commercial saying it was also known as, "Little House on the Prairie Gets a Little Bit Hairy."
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (HwkXe) 276
A kid that my Goddaughter went to school with attended the same school his entire life. He graduated last fall. He's the only kid in his class that NEVER missed a day of school the entire 12 years. I honestly think there's something to say about that.
- Ah yes, like the elderly that never have wrecks but cause them over and over. That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U) 277
274 Pay no attention to Diddy! They're eating the cats!!!
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (mH6SG) Which Diddy? Doowah Diddy or some other Diddy> Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg) 278
I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl) === Should have tried the hot iron first. Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM Walk it off. Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (a3Q+t) 279
That's a form of motorsports called Rally Racing. Look up WRC. It's the major world championship for rally racing. The FIA runs it.
Posted by: Puddleglum WRC is why I laugh hysterically at NASCAR when they say they're the greatest drivers in the world........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 07:53 PM (Zz0t1) You can't count the part where you are just a projectile as "driving" so its half credit. Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X) 280
That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U) Your point MAY be valid, but there's really no way to corroborate that. I was a child raised by a mother that required blood to be shooting from my eyes or my bowels coming out my ass for me to miss school as a yute, so.........It wasn't my fault. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (Zz0t1) 281
262 Their power is more important than the sanctity of your vagina, ladies.
Remember that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden What is this va-gin-a? I'm not a biologist. Is it like a front hole? Bonus hole? Posted by: She Hobbit at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (ftFVW) ---- Punchline Only! "Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish!" Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Minnesotastan? at September 18, 2024 09:06 PM (qfLjt) 282
Doo Wah Diddy is best Diddy.
Posted by: Manfred Mann at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t) 283
Your point MAY be valid, but there's really no way to corroborate that.
- Oh, I don't blame you or the kid. Just that I know young 'uns aren't fever or sore throat free for 12 years. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:07 PM (d+Q1U) 284
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)
Our driving game is highway alphabet. Find all the letters in the alphabet, in order on signs or trucks with companies names. The catch only the letters at the beginning of the word count. Q can be challenging, but X is a real problem. Oh and no license plates letters allowed. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (4XwPj) 285
What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
_____ Kitten nuggets? *runs* Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 09:02 PM (fs1hN) And hot dogs. Posted by: Queensryche forbidden lyrics at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (0FfTl) 286
The working title for the film was The Soul-Destroying Abomination of a Beast Who Deceived the Innocent By Donning the Garb of a Human Female. Werner knows what you are thinking - this is awesome and life-affirming, and I must view it. To the clerk at the local cinema shall you say Shut up, serf, and take my money. Alas, the premise and the script were stolen by the studio and turned it into transvestite Robin Williams project.
But Werner, you say, what of the werewolf? Ja, that. Leaving the conference room and mentally counting how many people's automobiles I would key, I found myself face to face with a lycanthropic being. it was daylight, and Werner felt at first that this was not in alignment with the werewolf lore of my youth (it is even a major at most Deutsch universities, part of the STEM pathway) but he remembered that, well, it was Hollywood. Ach, one final post. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (tmPIh) 287
That young man was probably directly responsible for well over 1000 sick days over the course of 12 years, but they weren't his absences so it's fine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:04 PM (d+Q1U) Maybe they should have cancelled school and gone to zoom classes out of a desire to be safe? I mean, it might have saved one life. Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 09:08 PM (D7oie) 288
In re: my post at 275- what does it say about the movie that I remember a lead in back from commercial, but not a single line of dialogue from the film?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (HwkXe) 289
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf) 290
Maybe they should have cancelled school and gone to zoom classes out of a desire to be safe? I mean, it might have saved one life.
Posted by: Kindltot - I still haven't heard how/why schools have post-2020 snow days. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (d+Q1U) Posted by: KJP at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (mH6SG) 292
Wanna know my secret for toenail fungus?
NEVER WEAR OPEN TOED SHOES!!!! hell, I wear socks in bed. Lord I hate sandals and flip-flops. I work with a bunch of Jimmy Buffets. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6) 294
Lord I hate sandals and flip-flops. I work with a bunch of Jimmy Buffets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9) Flip flops should be illegal everywhere but back yard bbq's, swimming pools, beaches, and boat docks. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (a3Q+t) 296
If you've got a general practitioner you probably wouldn't even need an appointment. Just call and tell the nurse you've got a history and need some medicine for treating the nails.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (d+Q1U) 297
Oh, and women are mostly exempt from the flip flop law because their feet don't look like shit in most cases.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1) 298
I haven't been this upset about UFOs since Puffy Combs put a hit on Tupac.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s) 299
Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (u82oZ) 301
Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe) It really doesn't get much better than this. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:14 PM (Zz0t1) 302
On motorcar racing, can you claim to be 'only traveling and not driving'?
I ask as some may deem it driving since it involves remuneration. The counter argument is that it is a hobby and not a job. Asked by all Sovereign Citizens living in the United States of America Republic. Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in NYC? at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (qfLjt) 303
Well they do provide doggy bags. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6) Made from actual dogs. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM (Zz0t1) 304
I haven't been this upset about UFOs since Puffy Combs put a hit on Tupac.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (fY84s) *Biggie Smalls has entered the chat. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1) 305
Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG) 306
Well they do provide doggy bags.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:11 PM (rll/6) Made from actual dogs. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:15 PM Newsletter? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t) 307
I'm sure it will be grand. Have fun. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (mH6SG) It always is. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (Zz0t1) 308
Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma. He really is one of a kind.
https://tinyurl.com/4fpvy7na Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (OPwkX) 309
Newsletter?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 18, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t) Come to Springfield!!! Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (Zz0t1) 310
Biggie Smalls is a fantastic name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:17 PM (d+Q1U) 311
Notorious BFD, the most common sound at the MoMe after the gunfire is the laughter.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe) 312
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre Wait until people find out about President Obama freak off parties. Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (TGPs7) 313
Notorious BFD, the most common sound at the MoMe after the gunfire is the laughter.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe) Fact. Posted by: Springfield, Ohio Chamber of Commerce at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1) 314
Damn.......Strike one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1) 315
183 Along the lines-ish of the cafe, here's a comparison of F1 and GT cars on the same section of a track at different times, obviously.
https://youtu.be/K2cNqaPSHv0 Posted by: Sponge Saw a video once done during a Aussie Supercar race in Adelaide. They had a touring car, Aussie V8 Supercar, a MotoGP bike, and an F1 car on the track, at the same time. All starting at different points. Slowest car closer to the finish line. The F1 car started from the farthest point. The F1 car beat them all. Outside of the NHRA, F1 cars are crazy fast. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S) 316
301 Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe) It really doesn't get much better than this. Posted by: Sponge No, it really doesn't. And Hadrian, if you're still here, I know you pray the Rosary. You include the horde's intentions. You have done so many of us a beautiful service. Thank you, faithful, sweet man. Posted by: enfermera ratched at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (2Kesc) 317
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones 🚨BREAKING: Reports Indicate There May Have Been A Third Attempt On Trump’s Life Approximately 20 patriots who attended Trump’s high-energy rally in Tucson are now reporting having to go to the ER immediately after the rally. The attendees all suffered from symptoms like blurry vision and swelling — serious, concerning reactions that all came on shortly after the rally ended. ALL of the affected were seated right by the stage where Trump made his entrance. Now, here's where it gets even more concerning. One attendee reports that a doctor told her she suffered from a chemical burn. We’ve got to ask the question: was this a deliberate chemical attack aimed at Trump? Were these patriots collateral damage in another attempt to kill the president? The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation... Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7) 318
Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma.
From the looks of it, SS Agent Fupa is still part of the detail. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (mH6SG) 319
Outside of the NHRA, F1 cars are crazy fast.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:19 PM (aKh6S) And now, they're V-6's........it's just retarded how much power and speed they get out of those engines with pistons the size of beer cans. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (Zz0t1) 320
I'm probably sucker and a fool but I just spent near $100 on the Crystal Flush toenail fungus cure.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:00 PM (L/fGl) Probably something that should of been shared on the ONT. Late...really late in the ONT. If at all. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (W/lyH) 321
Does anyone have a Fox News web streaming link? I'd love to watch Gutfeld! tonight since Trump is the guest. Posted by: LizLem https://streamfare.com/fox_news_2 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (63Dwl) 322
Trump finishes his NY rally with Nessun dorma. He really is one of a kind.
"I will win" The Sum of All Fears Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (KfN19) 323
Oh, and women are mostly exempt from the flip flop law because their feet don't look like shit in most cases.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:12 PM (Zz0t1) I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall. Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9) 324
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The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation... Posted At this point, he needs to stay home. This is getting scarier and scarier, if true. Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (pZEOD) 325
The beast made as if to shake my hand, certain that it would throw me off and put me at its lycan mercy. It even uttered crude human speech, saying "Mr Herzog, I'm so glad to meet you..." This trailed off as I went to work with a coatrack, I had spotted a second or two earlier. As I put my entire strength into bludgeoning the blasphemy, I screamed that Werner's mama ain't raised no fools. I gots the juice here, Wolf Boy!
An exec grabbed my arm as the werewolf lay on the floor, ready for one final life-ending bludgeoning. Werner, the studio exec told me, that's Jim Henson. The one who perpetrated the Muppets, I queried. Yes, he said. He and I gazed at each other for a moment, then he seized an elaborately over-sized Mahagony table and said let me help you. The table was shattered nearly to pieces and the coatrack bent like a Slinky by the time we were done. There was then much merriment. Alas, Henson survived somehow, perhaps as a function of his lycanthropic metabolism. There is a moral to this story, but Werner is unclear on that point. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 18, 2024 09:22 PM (tmPIh) 326
I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.
Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9) I'm fine with the "look at me" call as long as it doesn't sound like a water buffalo trouncing through the marshes. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (Zz0t1) 327
Harris Sucks Moose Twang ...........
Posted by: Bullwinkle at September 18, 2024 09:23 PM (/1UO6) 328
We’ve got to ask the question: was this a deliberate chemical attack aimed at Trump? Were these patriots collateral damage in another attempt to kill the president?
The Trump campaign has confirmed they’re gathering information on the situation... Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:20 PM (TGPs7) Even Mrs D said it was a good time to restock the pantry. What I heard was buy more ammo. But yeah, canned goods too I s'pose. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH) 329
Juicy Lucy > lycan mercy
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:24 PM (Zz0t1) 330
Ya know what is so wonderful? In a few weeks a bunch of us are going to be having conversations face to face.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:13 PM (I1GXe) It's killing me and Mrs. Pug that we can't be there. We had been planning it, and everything, but it just isn't going to happen this year. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (Ad8y9) 331
I agree with that, but I hate the 'flap-flap-flap-flap' as they walk down the hall.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:21 PM Trust me, 'fap-fap-fap-fap' isn't great, either. Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:25 PM (a3Q+t) 332
234 Some liberals are posting pics of people eating at the local Haitian owned restaurants in Springfield, to show their support, and saying seeeee? This is who we are! This is how civilized people behave, instead of being their racisty racist selves and lying about people eating dogs.
They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town. Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs! Posted by: LizLem And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S) 333
Sorry about your accident, Salty. and your hurt wrist. It sounds like you shepherded them out like a very good bus driver, but it must have been unsettling for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 08:41 PM (dTTBf) In first year of high school our school was having issues fitting everyone in available buildings in the district so that year half our freshman class was in an old elementary school. Our school was also famous for not cancelling school for snow (the year of ice storms they build their own power generator to avoid having to close when city power ran out). Anyhow, this one building was in a poor area and roads were bad. There was a decent snow that kept coming in the morning and no plows. Our bus got to a hillcrest, started nosing down a somewhat steep hill, started sliding. The bus started a slow spin, driver took it to a side street with a ditch and it majesticly did a one eighty with the back of the bus against a stop sign and the other wheels in the ditch. The driver let us out, it was a short walk to the school and we made it. I think only three buses even got to school at all that day in our building, and they had to get us an extra bus. Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (n7h9X) 334
>>Can't sneak up on anyone with that noise. That's why Special Ops don't wear flipflops.
Some of you are way too into this rule. You show up on my island wearing Doc Martens and we'll throw you in the ocean for making too much noise and basically look gay. We aren't planning the invasion of Moscow, just going to the beach or the bar. Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (OPwkX) 335
Pug, a glass will be raised to you both and see you next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe) 336
Off fake latinx sock
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (3th/7) 337
Not for nothing, but I bet the PA in the West Bank are reeaaallll quiet right now. They got a front row seat to the FO part of the equation. I bet they're looking for empty cans and string about now too.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (NMT5x) 338
My position on flip-flops is based entirely on the bit where I have to repeatedly retrieve one or the other after accidentally kicking one off while simply trying to walk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:28 PM (d+Q1U) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (ufFY8) 340
nurse. That was a pretty cool sock.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (I1GXe) 341
We had four kids. One of them never got sick, didn't miss school. It does happen, a random thing I think.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2024 09:29 PM (WvGHv) 342
Pug, a glass will be raised to you both and see you next year.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:27 PM (I1GXe) thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9) 343
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 09:03 PM (u82oZ)
It's actually a homepathic thing that works pretty well except he took it at 5:00, didn't take anymore because he was watching a film with our son. I love him, but somtimes I want to strangle him and that would take care of his coughing. He has an allergy to any actual doctors. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 09:10 PM (dTTBf) I have a persistent cough from time to time since the 90s that has gotten bad enough at times to induce vomiting. I keep cinnamon hard candy in my pocket as a medical device to sooth throat irritation because it works to nip it in the bud Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X) 344
What do they serve at a Haitian restaurant anyway?
- When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl) 345
Jack Poso 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE WILL VISIT SPRINGFIELD OH AND AURORA COLORADO Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:32 PM (TGPs7) 346
They don't seem to get that any Haitian who has enough sense to buy and maintain a small business like a restaurant is NOT the kind of Haitian causing the current problems in their town.
Virtue signaling without doing anything useful, that's our libs! Posted by: LizLem And yet when it comes to Christians, those same liberals will lump all Christians into the same hate group category. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2024 09:26 PM (aKh6S) Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti. Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (n7h9X) 347
When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Did you have the palm wine? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (IG4Id) 348
When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl) So would Ethiopians. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1) 349
Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.
Posted by: Oldcat - Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (d+Q1U) 350
When eating at a Haitian restaurant, don't go with the rump steak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34 PM (L/fGl) 351
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----- Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ) 352
So would Ethiopians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM (Zz0t1) Ba-dump-tish! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (iPe48) 353
So would Ethiopians.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:33 PM They don't eat just anything, however. Our military issues MREs, Meals Rejected by Ethiopians. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (L/fGl) 355
Somebody cooked their eyeballs with a microwave weapon? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:35 PM (/lPRQ) Not as good as you would think. Posted by: Hamas at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (Zz0t1) 356
Trump is on Gutfeld tonight...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 18, 2024 09:37 PM (TGPs7) 357
When eating at a Haitian restaurant, don't go with the rump steak.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:34 The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (W/lyH) 358
When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl) Which is what exactly? Posted by: Cannibal Roberto at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (VS3u5) 359
Ba-dump-tish! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM Thank you, thank you. Try the veal! Tip your bartender. They work hard to make you look good to others. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:38 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6) 361
It was pre-Lockdowns but I recall a fad for Ethiopian food here relatively recently. I vaguely recall they're hand-eaters and maybe something about flat-bread as 'plates' although I might be mistaken due to the passage of time and the usual brain damage.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:40 PM (CEzQx) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (rll/6) 363
They don't eat just anything, however. Our military issues MREs, Meals Rejected by Ethiopians.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:36 PM (a3Q+t) I mentioned that once to some guys in the office, and they looked at me blankly, then laughed. I did like the white cheese, though. Yellow cheese was chalky. Sucky part is that my MREs predated the little bottle of Tabasco. *kicks dirt* Also my weapon was the M16-A1. Friggin' grunts had the A-2. I am very 29 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9) 364
retarded how much power and speed
70s Yamaha TZ750. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM 1980 Suzuki GS1100E. First sub-seven second bike you could buy off of the showroom floor. Best bike I ever owned. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (a3Q+t) 365
70s Yamaha TZ750.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:39 PM (rll/6) Hell....the YZ 250 2 stroke......just TRY to keep the front wheel on the ground. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (Zz0t1) 366
Probably if you asked the owner of the business he'd tell you that they eat cats all the time in the poor area, assuming he's even from Haiti.
Posted by: Oldcat - Yep. I bet in private and with friends he's discussed having to figure out how to adapt to using pork, chicken, and beef. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at September === Don't recall seeing many cats or dogs when I spent a chunk of 1994 in Haiti. Must have ate them all... Goats and plenty chickens though. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 09:42 PM (/lPRQ) 367
When I first saw an Ethiopian restaurant, I thought it was a joke. Turns out, I love Ethiopian food.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:31 PM (L/fGl) Which is what exactly? Posted by: Cannibal Roberto It's generally communal eating. They have a special spongy flat bread. You tear off some bread and grab some of the spicy meat and vegetables. Generally, no silverware allowed. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (L/fGl) 368
Sucky part is that my MREs predated the little bottle of Tabasco. *kicks dirt*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM Did you look in Hillary!'s purse? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Navin Johnson at September 18, 2024 09:44 PM (mH6SG) 370
The Lady Fingers dessert tray is suspect too. Posted by: Diogenes Is that where the get the palm for the wine? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (63Dwl) 371
Pandas pandaring>>>Kumlala pandering
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (NMT5x) 372
Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t) How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. And also have really quick gag reflex. (erk erk erk) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9) 373
Did you look in Hillary!'s purse?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:43 PM (a3Q+t) How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM (Ad8y9) Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1) 374
Palm wine is the raisin jack of the African continent
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe) 375
Ethiopian food
Lived near Nyala Ethiopian restaurant in Los Angeles. Half the menu was Italian. 1896, Ethiopia fended off an invading Italian army and secured its independence. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (77Xnc) 376
Palm wine is the raisin jack of the African continent
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (I1GXe) Raisin jack? I'll have to look that one up before my next zoom call. Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 18, 2024 09:48 PM (Zz0t1) 377
So it looks like if they can't kill him, they're gonna make it impossible to hold rallies.
Yeah, that's gonna work. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (W/lyH) 378
How dare you, good sir! I am a happily married man. And also have really quick gag reflex. (erk erk erk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:45 PM Well, I learned about Tabasco and it's desirability with C-Rats. LURPs were the hot ticket, but hard to source. MREs were just a gleam in someone's eye at that point. Air Force box lunches were, and have remained, below those standards, from what I hear, though. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (a3Q+t) 379
Her box. She's got a box, you have to ask Huma what it's like.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+) 380
There was one dish that was also close to Passover Seder menu.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (77Xnc) 381
Weird. I went out to put some smokies on the grill, and when I came back, could not reload the comments here, or the main page. Brave said "could not find DNS server". I cleared the cache, and it came back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (iPe48) 382
Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM (Zz0t1) Genitalia of both sexes has an endless list of euphemisms. Like, Audie Murphy's saddle-bags. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:50 PM (Ad8y9) Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x) 384
Huh.....I've never heard the euphemism "lady's purse" being 'the vag.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:47 PM In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t) 385
Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote
Keeping Their Privacy Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP) 386
Also my weapon was the M16-A1. Friggin' grunts had the A-2.
I am very 29 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:41 PM (Ad8y9) M-14. Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH) 387
In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t) I grasped that, however, the "I'm a married man" reply threw me for a loop. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1) 388
Fen,
Have him try Fishermans Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective. Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb) 389
Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote
Keeping Their Privacy Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP) A sign of possible sanity! Cats and dogs living together!!! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (iPe48) 390
Alright....I think I'm going to pour a tumbler of shine, drink it, then call it a night.
Sweet dreams, you bastards............ *cowers* *assumes fetal position* *hopes not banned tomorrow morning* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 18, 2024 09:53 PM (ufFY8) 392
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thank you, and Lord bless. And the Horde. What a weird bunch of people. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9) ---- Weird yes but are they full of Joy? Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt) 393
Have him try Fishermans Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 09:52 PM (MpVUb) The Plumbers' Friend cough drops are very chewy, and taste like rubber. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (iPe48) 394
The MRE Tuna Noodle was pretty good.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (W/lyH) 395
Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote
Keeping Their Privacy Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM I care even less about those toff's opinions on American politics than I do about J. Random Entertainer's. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (a3Q+t) 396
379 Her box. She's got a box, you have to ask Huma what it's like.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 09:49 PM (PS4T+) It's very Humad. Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (NMT5x) 397
Cough. A finger of whiskey, a tablespoon of honey and a squeeze of lemon
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (I1GXe) 398
Imagine if a bunch of pagers exploded on our southern border ....!
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in El Paso? at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (qfLjt) 399
In this instance, it's a callback to Hillary's pandering bullsh*t statement that she carried a bottle of hot sauce in her (actual) purse.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:51 PM (a3Q+t) I had a Barkeeper's Fiend Wacky Packages sticker when I was a yute. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:55 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (Zz0t1) 401
assumes fecal position
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 09:56 PM (77Xnc) 402
Hillary!'s coming for us. And Hell's coming with her.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 09:57 PM (a3Q+t) 403
It's generally communal eating. They have a special spongy flat bread. You tear off some bread and grab some of the spicy meat and vegetables. Generally, no silverware allowed.
------ Brain me work! Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 09:58 PM (CEzQx) 404
>>>Harry and Meghan will stay publicly neutral in US presidential election after being accused of endorsing Joe Biden in last American vote
Keeping Their Privacy Posted by: SMOD >These two useless fucks need to be kicked back to Britannia and ridiculed back to Sussex. By all means, send us your retards. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s) 405
Have him try Fisherman's Friend. They aren't tasty but they are cough drops of solid menthol. They are very effective.
------ The first time I saw a Fisherman's Friend commercial I had the sound muted and I thought it was a condom ad! [It showed the individually-wrapped ones.] Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (CEzQx) 406
These two useless fucks need to be kicked back to Britannia and ridiculed back to Sussex.
By all means, send us your retards. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 18, 2024 10:00 PM (fY84s) Harry should be made Governor General of the Falkland Islands. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe48) 407
The Plumbers' Friend cough drops are very chewy, and taste like rubber.
------ And are shaped like butt cracks. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (CEzQx) 408
ONT has arrived
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at September 18, 2024 10:02 PM (J8OCH) 409
Harry needs a uniform and a plume.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 10:03 PM (I1GXe) 410
Harry should be made Governor General of the Falkland Islands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 10:01 PM (iPe4 That is actually a working position and deals with both the MoD and the Argies in de-mining and determining what the actual status of the islands are. Milei is not so hot on them, it is the Peronists that have a hard on about taking them back. What usually happened to important people's sons who they really wanted to go somewhere else and refused to go was to assign them as commercial representative for British exports in Callao, or official representative to Royal Shell in Limpopoland, or something equally earth-shattering. Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 10:07 PM (D7oie) 411
Weird yes but are they full of Joy?
Posted by: Ciampino - any pagers exploding in Toronto? at September 18, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt) Based on the folks I've met over the years, I would say, "Hell yeah." Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 18, 2024 10:22 PM (Ad8y9) 412
LAST!
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