Nine More Hezballah Terrorists Killed by Racist Right-Wing Memes and Remotely-Detonated Walkie-Talkies But Mostly by Remotely-Detonated Walkie Talkies

Live by the bomb, die by the bomb.

Hezbollah walkie-talkies explode in second day of wide-scale, remote-detonated attacks against terror group

A second wave of explosions rocked Lebanon on Wednesday, targeting thousands of handheld radios used by the terror group, Hezbollah. This latest wave comes after at least 12 were killed and over 2,800 injured after pagers used by the terrorist group detonated simultaneously across the country on Tuesday.
Key Details:
Explosions were reported in Beirut and southern Lebanon, following Tuesday's initial wave that targeted Hezbollah pagers.
Wednesday's attack focused on walkie-talkies ordered by Hezbollah five months ago, around the same time as the pagers.
Hezbollah has blamed Israel for the attacks, though official links between the two incidents remain unconfirmed.
Diving Deeper:
Hezbollah experienced a second day of devastating explosions on Wednesday as thousands of handheld radios used by the Iran-backed terror group were detonated remotely. The explosions, which targeted devices in Beirut and southern Lebanon, come after at least 12 were killed and over 2,800 injured after pagers used by the terrorist group detonated simultaneously on Tuesday.
Sources told Axios reporter Barak Ravid that the targeted radios were acquired by Hezbollah around the same time as the pagers, five months ago. The attacks have disrupted Hezbollah's communications infrastructure, with at least one explosion occurring near a funeral for those killed in the first wave of blasts.

Oh my, that is precious. Hey, while you're here mourning the last dead terrorist, boom, here's another one. You can throw him right in the same hole. Saves you time and bother. You're welcome, Hezballah.

I think that is shown in the video under the fold, with the street procession. I guess that is the funeral they're talking about. At the end of a clip, another bomb goes off.

Hezbollah has pointed the finger at Israel for the coordinated strikes, with Reuters reporting that the group blames Israel for both days of attacks. Israeli officials have yet to comment on the allegations, but reports from the New York Times suggest that Israel had hidden explosives in Taiwan-made Gold Apollo pagers, which were later imported to Lebanon. The explosives, placed next to the battery, were triggered remotely by a message impersonating Hezbollah leadership.

Hezballah both cried about this senseless act of "terrorism" and then responded by sending rockets into civilian areas. They promise a "reckoning."

But they're also telling their fellow terrorists to stay off all communication devices. As Ed Morrissey points out, coordinating a terrorist strike against Israel will be more difficult when no one feels save getting on a communications device.

Open Source Intel
@Osint613
BREAKING
SECOND WAVE
Hezbollah Communication Explosions in Lebanon
This is a developing story; the following details are subject to change as more information comes in:
- Backup communication devices (walkie-talkies) used by Hezbollah have started exploding across Lebanon.

Key facts:
1. Multiple individuals were wounded at a Hezbollah funeral.
2. The explosions are reported to be significantly larger than yesterday's explosions.
3. Houses, cars, and motorcycles have also exploded.
4. Explosions have been reported in Beirut, the Beqaa Valley, and southern Lebanon.
5. Solar systems have been reported to explode as well.
6. Over 100 people have been wounded so far.
7. Three Hezbollah terrorists have been confirmed eliminated.

Update from weft-cut loop:

@Breaking911
BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Below, various explosions. The funeral bomb, I think, is show in the third video clip, at the bottom left of the square of four videos.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

SECOND WAVE

Hezbollah Communication Explosions in Lebanon ‼️

This is a developing story; the following details are subject to change as more information comes in:

- Backup communication devices (walkie-talkies) used by Hezbollah have started exploding across… pic.twitter.com/V3MVWxAg9w
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) September 18, 2024

Seems like you’re in a real pickle. can you think of anything you and your friends might’ve done differently that could’ve changed it? No? Then enjoy the ride. https://t.co/8Gbp8iQc7q
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 18, 2024

A little death-dialing music: Hanging on the Telephone, by Blondie.

Posted by: Ace at 01:22 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (ZANHd)

2 It's even funnier the second time

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (B9Prs)

3 Cans with strings?

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (VGOMa)

4 Don't play with explosives and you won't have this problem

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (fwDg9)

5 And then they started throwing rocks at the UN Land Rovers. Not kidding.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (p4NUW)

6 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ZANHd)

7 Who said muzzies don't smoke?

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2024 01:23 PM (HJ9BW)

8 Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Hezbollah parade inspection this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/54ce6r57
1 minute; NSFW but no nudity [actually recruits for the Indian army BTW]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 01:23 PM (CEzQx)

9 This isn't funny.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 18, 2024 01:24 PM (LCr8f)

10 Hezbollah has pointed the finger at Israel for the coordinated strikes

Well, there should have been plenty of them lying around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:24 PM (xCA6C)

11 Everyone in Hezbollah is now scared their electric toothbrush/vibrator is going to explode next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (0NUk/)

12 They're now considering renaming Walkie Talkies to Limpy Gimpies.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (LCr8f)

13 KJP, when asked about this, will no doubt blame Israel for provocation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (GzoiM)

14 >>>2 It's even funnier the second time

I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

15 Hezbollah parade inspection this morning.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (xCA6C)

16 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper
NEW - Taiwan's Gold Apollo says Hezbollah pagers made by Hungary partner
Taiwanese company Gold Apollo said on Wednesday that the pager model allegedly used by Hezbollah members that simultaneously exploded and killed at least nine people was made by its Hungarian partner.

Gold Apollo has established a “long-term partnership” with Budapest-based BAC Consulting KFT to use its trademark and the model mentioned in media reports “is produced and sold by BAC,” the company said in a statement after the New York Times reported that its pagers were involved in the blasts.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (CEzQx)

17
Hezballess. Genitalcide!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (RKVpM)

18 14 >>>2 It's even funnier the second time

I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

Operation: Family Guy

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (KbCG3)

19 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
Posted by: ace

Ahhhh The Family Guy Special

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (CIS44)

20 Please tell me they're Baofeng radios. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (IG4Id)

21 Think I'll unplug the toaster...

Posted by: Missus Hezz Bow Lah at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (DobEs)

22 How are you asymmetric warfare terrorists enjoying real asymmetric warfare? Hahahahah

Posted by: The IDF and Mossad at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (aBgBM)

23 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM

Hey, it works for us!

Top o' the afternoon to ya, ace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (ZANHd)

24 Nine More Hezballah Terrorists Killed by Racist Right-Wing Memes and Remotely-Detonated Walkie-Talkies But Mostly by Remotely-Detonated Walkie Talkies

Rashida Tlaib hardest hit. Seriously! She probably lost hundreds of friends, donors and family members.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (ycI94)

25 *peeks into den*

Hmmmm....???
Why is the blinking green light on my Baofeng suddenly blinking red???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (W/lyH)

26 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Barrel Jokes at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (xCA6C)

27 Hahahahaha

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (IDphi)

28 As a radio geek, I'm curious as to what type of HT radios they are using. I can't tell enough from that bottom-right vid on X.

Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Z6vKV)

29 Walkie Talkies bigger so I assume they can fit more explosive in? Also, I hear they've launched airstrikes today

Posted by: Greg Alan at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (99YkD)

30 Fucking hysterical.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (i+/BD)

31 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.

Bwahahahah.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (GcNJ2)

32 I foresee lots of job postings for human couriers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (a3Q+t)

33 Won't someone think of the terrorists?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (1bNHn)

34 "Great, now they'll never pick up." - Honest guys who just want to talk to you about your expired car warranty

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

35 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
---------

I feel seen.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (LCr8f)

36 It's amazing these barbarians have so much tech.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

37 Think they bought the extended warranty?

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (IDphi)

38 5. Solar systems have been reported to explode as well.

Damn you, space Jews! We shall have our revenge!!!

Posted by: Intergalactic Terrorists in the Horsehead Nebula at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (ycI94)

39 My SchadenBoner may achieve sentience at this rate.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (tf0Q1)

40 35 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
---------

I feel seen.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (LCr8f)

=====

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

41 Eeyore

"We do"
Medical Retirement Plans of Lebanon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (u82oZ)

42 It's amazing these barbarians have so much tech.

Precisely none of which was developed by them.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (xCA6C)

43 I just realized, Hazbolla can't use Ham Radios.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (LCr8f)

44 Asked why the Jews were his favorite people, God replied -

'They make me laugh!'

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (i+/BD)

45 "with at least one explosion occurring near a funeral for those killed in the first wave of blasts."

Outstanding.

There have been vain, though understandable, and hopeless cries for some time that the forces of good should bomb some of the funerals for the barbaric retards, er, Israeli enemies that have already been iced by Israel.

This is about as close as we're likely to get. I'll take it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (GcNJ2)

46 Mossad will be selling exploding carrier pigeons through their Romanian company next.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (0NUk/)

47 As a radio geek, I'm curious as to what type of HT radios they are using. I can't tell enough from that bottom-right vid on X.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM

As a guess, not Yaesu, Icom, or Kenwood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (a3Q+t)

48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWhkbDMISl8

Hanging on the Telephone, Blondie

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

49 20 Please tell me they're Baofeng radios. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

From what I can tell in that pic, it looks too small to be a UV-5R.

Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Z6vKV)

50 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.

Bwahahahah.

Posted by: rhomboid

Somebody posted on X that MI6 was behind it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (v6JzV)

51 *too BIG*

Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Z6vKV)

52 next up..Lethal Weapon style toilet bombs

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (25k9m)

53 but reports from the New York Times suggest that Israel had hidden explosives in Taiwan-made Gold Apollo pagers, which were later imported to Lebanon. The explosives, placed next to the battery, were triggered remotely by a message impersonating Hezbollah leadership.

----

I can only dream that the actual message they sent to detonate the things was something like "Deez Nutz lol"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (B9Prs)

54 Think I'll unplug the food processor...

Posted by: Missus Hezz Bow Lah at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (DobEs)

55 Did Hezbollah order the electronic devices directly from the manufacturers/distributors, or did Persia handle the purchase and the shipping for their cut? We haven't seen or heard much from the mullahs concerning this affair.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (rj6Yv)

56 As has been noted, Habib in requisitions has some explaining to do as his supply chain seems a tad insecure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (XV/Pl)

57 Someone's gotta go get a shitload of crystal radios.

Posted by: Mohammed el bin Taggart at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Aqu9a)

58 Killing them at the funerals of their comrades, right in front of their friends & families, is a beautiful flourish.

*doffs cap*

The technical prowess and creativity are impressive.

But the abject humiliation is exquisite.

As a lifelong fan of vendetta and spiteful retribution, I can only call it the work of a virtuoso. 10/10.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (0FoWg)

59
Gonna be a lot of disappointed 72 virgins when soprano voiced Abdul shows up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (RKVpM)

60 I think this counts as FAFO, amirite?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (DlVGn)

61 43 I just realized, Hazbolla can't use Ham Radios.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (LCr8f)

Hahaha 😂

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (IDphi)

62 >>> next up..Lethal Weapon style toilet bombs

Oh don't even get me started on toilet bombs.

Posted by: Brian "Boombottom" Stelter at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)

63 I would say that Israel has quit listening to our loser generals, and corrupt leadership.

Our guys would be against this as mean or something.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

64 49 20 Please tell me they're Baofeng radios. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

From what I can tell in that pic, it looks too small to be a UV-5R.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Z6vKV)

They better stay away from the Telefunken U47s!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

65 Bulgaroctonus

Not MI6 (aka SIS).

Too British.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

66 14 >>>2 It's even funnier the second time

I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (KRtlO)
________
Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (1bNHn)

67 Now if only the Hamas protestors use pagers.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (FfSAJ)

68 OMG... The UN is gonna be so pissed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (IyPmt)

69 "Oh my, that is precious. Hey, while you're here mourning the last dead terrorist, boom, here's another one. You can throw him right in the same hole. Saves you time and bother. You're welcome, Hezballah."

A strange sort of poetic justice here. A hallmark of Middle Eastern terrorism is setting off one bomb, and then setting off another one when the first responders arrive on the scene. This looks like the Mossad's twist on that tactic.

Ironically enough, the PLO didn't learn about that tactic by themselves. They collaborated with the IRA in the 70s to determine best terroristic practices, and the Irish taught the Palis that particular move.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (Bey4L)

70 ***Hezballah both cried about this senseless act of "terrorism" and then responded by sending rockets into civilian areas. They promise a "reckoning."***

It would be terrible if their ignition systems started blowing up. Wouldn't it?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (PS4T+)

71 25 *peeks into den*

Hmmmm....???
Why is the blinking green light on my Baofeng suddenly blinking red???
Posted by: Diogenes

Maybe "the internet of things" wasn't such a good idea. And why does my washer suddenly have red lights and a Dalek voices screaming "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Posted by: Hezbollah Terrorist Leader, suspiciously eyeing his appliances at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (ycI94)

72 Damn this is funny. What is gonna blow next? Love goats?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (pohLc)

73 The FCC is gonna be butthurt about this. Not their jurisdiction, but the same team.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (z+ik4)

74 3 Cans with strings?
Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (VGOMa)

And the string is det cord. NEXT!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (OPGS/)

75 Has Kuntala condemned these terrorist attacks yet or is she hiding. Or both.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (LCr8f)

76 Someone's gotta go get a shitload of crystal radios.

Nah, they'll start using fires atop mountains to communicate, a la LOTR. The orcs are coming!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

77 Remember that internet kerfuffle many, many years ago where there was film of what looked like an old lady talking on a cell phone -- in 1929?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (v6JzV)

78 >> I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.

The Bin Roehthlesberger Method.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (i+/BD)

79 It's amazing these barbarians have so much tech.

Precisely none of which was developed by them.
Posted by: Archimedes
.......

New shipment just arrived from Hungary via Iran everybody!
Enjoy!

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

80 The most diabolical part of this plot is that Israel has cornered the market on Morse Keys.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (26ra8)

81 I smelled too much blood today and tried to stop many slaughtered body parts from bleeding (which was pointless).. what we are going through is unbelievable

Tap. Tap. Tap. Still zero. It looks like my "Gives-a-Fuck" meter is broken.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (yOPBE)

82 Candygram for Al-Mongo.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (FhXTo)

83 There really should be a lot more screaming goat videos being posted in response to these attacks.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (tf0Q1)

84 E'rrybody 'splodin~!

@Breaking911
·
7m
BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (IG4Id)

85 72 Damn this is funny. What is gonna blow next? Love goats?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (pohLc)

Julie, the love goat. Captain Stubing approves.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (z+ik4)

86 Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

87 >>Our guys would be against this as mean or something.

Jim Geraghty
@j___eraghty
I enjoy watching members of Hezbollah go boom as much as the next guy. And no counterterrorism operation involving deadly force has no risk of innocent civilian casualties.

But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

https://cbsnews.com/news/hezbollah

Posted by: Brian at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

88 Given the planning and implementation we've witnessed, whoever booby-trapped all the terrorist communications devices have probably rigged all of their bomb-detection devices, too.

It's sabotage all the way down.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (aXxgO)

89 Oh yes, couriers will be a thing. Like AQ did not long after they were chased into remote parts of A'stan. And of course couriers were the way we found many of them.

Prior to Wacht am Rhein (Battle of the Bulge, German offensive), part of the intel blackout making the surprise possible was that not only were the plans very tightly held, but no radio communications were allowed about them. Only face/face discussions and carefully limited written orders. Allied dependence on radio/decryption created a vulnerability.

In this case, hard to believe Israel hasn't long ago fully penetrated landline comms, so couriers will be big.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (GcNJ2)

90 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
SCENES OF CHAOS: Lebanese security sources say hundreds of Hezbollah terrorists have been wounded in a series of new explosions across Lebanon, as hundreds of electronic devices explode one day after 4,000 pagers exploded.

https://tinyurl.com/ym7cdf5x
four different video clips than ace's

Breaking911 @Breaking911
SEE IT: A personal communication device, possibly a smartphone or radio, exploding today inside a phone shop belonging to Hezbollah in Beirut, Lebanon.

https://tinyurl.com/vmeepdxw
17 seconds; no sound but I'd imagine 'kaboom!'

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2m
BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (CEzQx)

91 OMG... The UN is gonna be so pissed

Stop. I can only get so "aroused".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (xCA6C)

92 Looks like there are gonna be a whole lot of Achmed the dead terrorists

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (IyPmt)

93 Everytime you hear an explosion, it's Allah's way of telling you another martyr just penetrated his first virgin.......

Posted by: Stateless at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (jvJvP)

94 >>>@Breaking911
·
7m
BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: weft-cut loop

lol

Posted by: Brian at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (KRtlO)

95 86 Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

You can't fool me. It's to hide in cherry trees, silly.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (z+ik4)

96 I love this asymmetrical action!

Now do all the traitorous American news-readers, pundits, and "opinion journalists" who have been putting a bullseye on Donald Trump for the last 9 years...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (5AVMW)

97 Hezbollah will be able to start a men's soprano choir.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (FfSAJ)

98 86 Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables without being seen.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (DlVGn)

99 Sources told Axios reporter Barak Ravid that the targeted radios were acquired by Hezbollah

around the same time as the pagers, five months ago.

Talk about the long game.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (XTEnH)

100 Exploding solar systems?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

101 Isn't it rich
Isn't it grand

Their already here....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (mGdQO)

102 Hmmmm....???
Why is the blinking green light on my Baofeng suddenly blinking red???
Posted by: Diogenes

Maybe "the internet of things" wasn't such a good idea. And why does my washer suddenly have red lights and a Dalek voices screaming "Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Posted by: Hezbollah Terrorist Leader, suspiciously eyeing his appliances at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (ycI94)
***

*eyes toaster suspiciously*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (W/lyH)

103 Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.
Posted by: Eeyore

What do you do if you swallowed by an elephant?

Run around inside him til you get all pooped out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

104 48 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWhkbDMISl8

Hanging on the Telephone, Blondie
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

That's a good one. I think One Way or Another would fit these scenarios as well.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (3YdrS)

105 63 I would say that Israel has quit listening to our loser generals, and corrupt leadership.

Our guys would be against this as mean or something.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen
----------------------------------

Israel is giving them a dose of their own tactics..... Well done.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (PS4T+)

106 "Have you been killed or injured by an exploding pager? Call JG Wentworthstein."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (0NUk/)

107 If SNL had actual comedians writing skits, someone would prep "The devolution of communication technology".

Start with the smart phone. Have it shout out "He's Here!", followed but a bunch of military suddenly popping up.

Pager. Explodes in a bunch of smoke, leaving Hezzy in ash-face.

Walkie Talkie. Hezzy looks worse for wear but cleaned up. BOOM. Ash-face.

Tin-cand and string. Have a boom sound. Hezzy asks "What was that?" "I said..." Boom once again, more ash face.

Repeat with smoke signal fire pit. Far shot, just for the comedic look.

Carrier Pigeons - placard about how PETA warned not to show a clip.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (TpbDw)

108 Hezballah both cried about this senseless act of "terrorism" and then responded by sending rockets into civilian areas.

Hmm. A rocket launcher is probably an electronic device, isn't it? Maybe not such a swell idea to be standing next to one for the next few days.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (/y8xj)

109 I said last thread that Hezbollah it s going to be reduced to using soup cans and string for communication. A primitive system for primitive people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (ddxsZ)

110 I just wanna say, if I am going to a funeral for a guy who died when his pager blew up,..... I'ma gonna leave the phone at home. In the back yard. Behind a wall and covered in sand.

This is like that Twilight Zone where the car kills a guy -- the muzzies finally have a reason to give up on all Western tech and go lives in caves like muhamed!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 18, 2024 01:34 PM (ql1W+)

111 It's even funnier the second time
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

I'm imagining every member of Mossad, at precisely noon today, faced Lebanon, grabbed their crotch, and said "I've got your message right here!"

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (DgGvY)

112 You had my interest, now I'm standing at attention lol!

Hmmm, so the first time around didn't scare them away from their electronics. Think they might start getting a clue?

Apologies to Rush

Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon
We burn the midnight modem
The singed fragrance of Beirut
Rewards their missing scrotum

The pager's going to bang cock
Aboard the terrorist Express
We'll hit the balls along the way
Cuz the Mossad is the best

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (NMT5x)

113 Nah, they'll start using fires atop mountains to communicate, a la LOTR. The orcs are coming!
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM

"Don't forget semaphore."
-- Signalman 3/C Schmuckatelli, USN

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.
---------
BudaPest Removers??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (CEzQx)

115 “Just because you legally possess a gun in the sanctity of your locked home doesn't mean that we're not going to walk into that home and check to see if you're being responsible.”

-Kamala Harris

https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1836429342806806920

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (/7KEl)

116 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

-----

Says you, faggot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, with a contemptuous of the hand at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (0FoWg)

117 I want to know how these children supposedly died. Were they holding 12 pagers?

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (p4NUW)

118 The Israelis ought to be giving out Iphones by the millions.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (bXvrr)

119 same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

Early South Park, IDK if Simpsons did it.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (FhXTo)

120 "Every time a bell explodes, a terrorist looks like he has wings!"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (5AVMW)

121 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

https://cbsnews.com/news/hezbollah

And how many innocent Israeli children would the now hors de combat terrorists have killed?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (xCA6C)

122 "But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away."

===============

Does Jim mean like when the Democratic party/media apparatus hand waved away what happened in the terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (i7Q7S)

123 Fed Speak, T -25.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (PS4T+)

124 63 I would say that Israel has quit listening to our loser generals, and corrupt leadership.

Our guys would be against this as mean or something.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

Oh, they're listening intently, and fully understanding Biden is an empty husk, his administration is weak and feckless, no actual long-term solution is being worked by the US, and the best Israeli course or action is to "settle all the family business" now, before there's a possible change in Washington in a few months.

Obviously Kamala would be a catastrophe for Israelz but even Trump is looking to make a deal. No deal to make if the other side doesn't exist.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (ycI94)

125 Goat fuckers have an IQ under 80. Gee we bought these pagers and walkie talkies from the same place at the same time. You don’t think all of them are boobie trapped so you? Nah. Crazy talk. Carry on everyone.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (Y/tQ+)

126 It's even funnier the second time

I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.
Posted by: ace

The Carson "fork in the road, Slauson cutoff" thing? I can dig it.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (DgGvY)

127 >>> “We’re Going to Walk Into That Home” – BREAKING: Kamala Harris Once Vowed to FORCIBLY Enter Homes to Check How Legal Gun Owners Store Firearms (VIDEO)
- gateway

Just kick 'em under the bed with the rest, ammo, and mags.

What a dumb ass.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (/lPRQ)

128 Stand back, y’all! But home solar systems are now exploding in Beirut!

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (p4NUW)

129 This sounds like a Stallone movie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (W3T6M)

130 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Yes, we can, you fucking asshole.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (5AVMW)

131 I must applaud solar systems being part of this. About time somebody got serious about ending this gigantic historic looting called "renewables". Ending subsidies is not enough.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (GcNJ2)

132 Maybe that 7th century stuff isn't such a bad idea, Abdul.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (z+ik4)

133 That's okay. I'm sure Hamas and Hezbollah can just design, engineer, and fabricate their own communications devices from now on.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (bNf8H)

134 Exploding solar systems?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
......

How on earth will they charge their EV's?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)

135 Breaking: Israel kills thousands more terrorists with exploding "200 free hours of AOL" CD's

The 🐝

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (IDphi)

136

I want Israel to absolutely crush the life out of Hamas and the Hezbos. I detest the apparent majority Palestinian population which is just fine using themselves as human shields to protect the monstrous terrorists. Their own blood (and that of their own innocent children) are on THEIR hands. - Not on the Israelis' hands.

But I have to question the exploding pager tactic.
This is not the same as launching a missile at a suspected terrorist hold out where it's understood by all that if you hang out near potential terrorist targets, you'll get hit.
Unsuspecting children playing with pagers does not seem to me to be their parents using them as human shields. The minority Palestinian who does not want to help protect the terrorists by hanging around them does not deserve to randomly get bombed by a device he or she would have no reason to suspect is a threat.
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

137 This is amazing.
Wow.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (Pijte)

138 You hate to see it.
Wait, no....love to see it.
You love to see it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (xcxpd)

139 Jim Geraghty
@j___eraghty
I enjoy watching members of Hezbollah go boom as much as the next guy. And no counterterrorism operation involving deadly force has no risk of innocent civilian casualties.

But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Now do October 7th.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (XTEnH)

140 I am not sure I trust then that kids died actually

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (fwDg9)

141 Boom!

https://tinyurl.com/2knm7t9d

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (p4NUW)

142 Some of those Hezbollah dudes are probably now used-to-have-bollahs.

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (njExo)

143 I hope the US Military is now conducting inspections on any component that comes out of China. Anybody can learn from personal experience, a truly wise man learns from other peoples' experience.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (Ry+3Q)

144 >>But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Basic FAFO. Don't be a terrorist.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (z+ik4)

145 And of course couriers were the way we found many of them.

-------

IIRC, OBL's doc, or one of his people, was a courier we turned, to find him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (0FoWg)

146 Hello? It's me....

Blam

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (r4dF9)

147 Now it's time to sprinkle some stories in the Lebanese press about exploding electric razors, vapes, toasters, roomba's, ceiling fans, massagers, and VCRs.

Keep them guessing.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 18, 2024 01:37 PM (LaNzR)

148 Geraghty probably said nothing when Hezbollah killed 12 Druze kids on a soccer field

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (ddxsZ)

149 BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: weft-cut loop

False alarm those are just normal solar panels

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (LCr8f)

150 Blowed up real good!

Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (DegPv)

151 Breaking: 100,000 children were killed by the explosive pagers. And it’s true because Hezbolla Health Minster says so.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (Y/tQ+)

152 I hope the US Military is now conducting inspections on any component that comes out of China. Anybody can learn from personal experience, a truly wise man learns from other peoples' experience.
Posted by: tankdemon

Take a look at your modem/router. Take another look. WASF.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)

153 THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

NO IT CERTAINLY IS FUCKING NOT.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (5AVMW)

154 Their parents and leaders didn't care about them.

Why should I?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (0FoWg)

155 All of this carnage is making me hungry.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (PS4T+)

156 "Fight a terrorist organization that embeds with civilian populations and purposefully refuses to separate military from civilian, but don't hurt any civilians."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

157 And THAT'S why we didn't get a follow-up attack to capitalize on the confusion yesterday. Because they're literally returning them to the Stone Age.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (9VDxG)

158 The devices were all set to vibrate mode. And boy howdy, did they vibrate. Feel good story of the year.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (4p0Xq)

159 36 It's amazing these barbarians have so much tech.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (v0R5T)

Yeah well pallets of cash buys much..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (mGdQO)

160 So only two kids dead? How about 10 more to match the number of murdered kid soccer players in Israel.

Tit for Tat is a good negotiating strategy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (u82oZ)

161 For once, it actually is those sneaky Joos.

You love to see it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (7PziG)

162 Israel also hacked their suicide vests to receive phone calls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (e7eks)

163 130 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Yes, we can, you fucking asshole.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (5AVMW)

What SSBN said

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (xcxpd)

164 I foresee lots of job postings for human couriers.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM

As if bike messengers couldn't get more annoying.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (ZANHd)

165 Geraghty is a typical lightweight, rarely worth glancing at, nice of him to remind me that he exists. His compassion (use the most sarcastic, head-tilting, modified voice) is so touching.

Actually a nearly platonic ideal of a lightweight who is substantively and historically illiterate, and like many vapid Beltway types considers perfection to be a reasonable standard in human affairs.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (GcNJ2)

166 And another thing.

This is kind of disgusting.
It looks like the kill ratio was less than 1%. That is terrible.
Be better Mossad, be better.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (ql1W+)

167 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.
-------

Well the terrorists definitely can't, having no hands anymore and all.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (LCr8f)

168 Unsuspecting children playing with pagers does not seem to me to be their parents using them as human shields. The minority Palestinian who does not want to help protect the terrorists by hanging around them does not deserve to randomly get bombed by a device he or she would have no reason to suspect is a threat.
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

In a perfect world, sure. Why don't you enlighten us as to your plan for perfect civilian avoidance while taking out Hezbollah. We'll wait with bated breath.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:39 PM (xCA6C)

169 Somebody posted on X that MI6 was behind it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Mi6, Mi7, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (WXNFJ)

170
I saw a video of a guy who took it to the nutz and someone standing right next to him was fine but beat feet the hell out of there.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

171 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CgVac)

172 7. Three Hezbollah terrorists have been confirmed eliminated.

-------------

[In best, slow Carly Simon voice:]

"Elimination, Elimination
is making me wait
is keeping me sated ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (9EtUt)

173 Putting the "fun" in "funeral."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (VdhcA)

174 But I have to question the exploding pager tactic.
This is not the same as launching a missile at a suspected terrorist hold out where it's understood by all that if you hang out near potential terrorist targets, you'll get hit.
Unsuspecting children playing with pagers does not seem to me to be their parents using them as human shields. The minority Palestinian who does not want to help protect the terrorists by hanging around them does not deserve to randomly get bombed by a device he or she would have no reason to suspect is a threat.
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black

Life's a bitch. You had 30 years to run them outta town. Instead, you've put them up, fed them, supplied them with new recruits.

What about the random Israeli who just went to a concert on October 7th and had no expectation of being kidnapped or killed?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (XTEnH)

175 *unplugged my electric razor and toothbrush*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Aqu9a)

176 Just a thought. The pause between the two events was intentional, when the pagers exploded, they waited a day or two for everyone to switch to walkie talkies, which then exploded. They could probably monitor the increased walkie talkie traffic.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (mvURQ)

177 Jim Geraghty: if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

If a former president and current presidential candidate survives two assassination attempts in a month, maybe we shouldn't be waving that away.

Posted by: Paco at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (njExo)

178 Geraghty probably said nothing when Hezbollah killed 12 Druze kids on a soccer field
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (ddxsZ)

"Geraghty, Jim Geraghty. Please pick up the courtesy white phone please..."

"Hi...I'm Jim...let me just see this...." KABLOOEY!

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (V7158)

179 Terrorists blown up real good.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Oy/m2)

180 114 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.
---------
BudaPest Removers??
Posted by: andycanuck

~~Burma~~ Buda-Shave.

Posted by: Failed Companies at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (ycI94)

181
Jim Geraghty
@j___eraghty
I enjoy watching members of Hezbollah go boom as much as the next guy. And no counterterrorism operation involving deadly force has no risk of innocent civilian casualties.

But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

*STRONK* virtue signal, 9 out of ten points, would def. recommend to a friend.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (KRtlO)

182 I foresee lots of job postings for human couriers.
------
Fly in Haitians!

Posted by: mayor rob rue at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CEzQx)

183 Willowed:

Millionaire doesn’t mean much. Someone who bought a house for $200k in California in 1995 is now a multi millionaire since the house is worth $2M.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/tQ+)
.......

*raises hand, searches property overseas*
Posted by: wth

-

Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (d+Q1U)

184 We are so sorry that our pagers were defective. Please accept this shipment of 3,000 replacement pagers and distribute them to all of your associates.

Posted by: Taiwan Pager Company at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (+H2BX)

185 Putting the "fun" in "funeral."
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (XTEnH)

186 Don't forget to hard shun anyone who says "innocent Hamas just using pagers and phones."

And by "hard shun" I mean punch in the face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (JeYYB)

187 I'm willing to go 99.99% income tax on millionaires if this kind of silliness persists.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (d+Q1U)

188 "Solar systems have been reported to explode as well."

Not ours, I hope. Right?

Right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (w6EFb)

189 Was the IDF deliberately trying to castrate terrorists?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (FfSAJ)

190 116 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

I can.. In the name of the babies that were roasted alive in front of their parents on Oct. 7th

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (IyPmt)

191 How on earth will they charge their EV's?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM

"Could all those Chinese EVs starting to flood the market do the same thing?"
-- Philosomoron

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)

192 TMJ @156, well said, and exactly the idiotic formula implicit in nearly all "criticism" of Israel (and the US) when fighting enemies whose entire "strategy" is to mingle combatants with non-combatants for military advantage (sort of the essential core of what are actual "war crimes").

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (GcNJ2)

193 Ahhhh, just the midday pick-me-up I needed.

Hoping tomorrow's photo bombs are lit. Literally.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (fzDUI)

194 188 "Solar systems have been reported to explode as well."

Not ours, I hope. Right?

Right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (w6EFb)

=======

There is only one solar system.

Because only our sun is named Sol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

195 The Ukrainians are now dropping pagers on Russian tanks from drones.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM (IDphi)

196 You've heard of Ding Dong Ditch, well this game is called Ding Dong, Bitch.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (LCr8f)

197 Never gets old.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (HVqcf)

198 Breaking: Israel kills thousands more terrorists with exploding "200 free hours of AOL" CD's

The 🐝

==

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (V13WU)

199 27 >>> “We’re Going to Walk Into That Home” – BREAKING: Kamala Harris Once Vowed to FORCIBLY Enter Homes to Check How Legal Gun Owners Store Firearms (VIDEO)
- gateway

Just kick 'em under the bed with the rest, ammo, and mags.

What a dumb ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (/lPRQ)

Do Harlem and the Bronx first.

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (r4dF9)

200 Hezbollah: Transitioning to Herzbollah since 2024.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (26ra8)

201 171 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CgVac)

Damn! Doesn't it hurt to be that full of shit?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (pohLc)

202 The Amazon reviews on these pagers and walkie talkies are going to be brutal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

203 THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

YOU'RE A FAIRY.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (0FoWg)

204 This makes me feel slightly better.

I have Gordon Lightfoots Sundown stuck in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (cVI8s)

205
Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

Why would the Iranian Amassador to Lebanaon have a Hezbollah pager?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)

206 Do Harlem and the Bronx first.
Posted by: Lionel Ritchie

-

I'm receptive to this IF they'll start with Section 8 housing and livestream it. Pay per view, even.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (d+Q1U)

207 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -

*Taxes on unrealized gains have entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

208 "The minority Palestinian who does not want to help protect the terrorists by hanging around them "

You have interviewed all the Palestinians and know how they feel about terrorists?

P.S. What color did J.S. Bach wear when he wasn't wearing black?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (dTTBf)

209 Col. Kurt is one of the better follows on X, just for his retorts.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (MeG8a)

210 I never noticed before that this laptop I got on sale was assembled in Hungary. Should I be worr

Posted by: Penny Wise, Pound Foolish at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (CV8a5)

211 171 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Totally. Only losers kill their enemies, destroy their leadership, shut down their communications network, and make them paranoid about all their electrical devices.

Real winners sit down and ~~negotiate~~ capitulate with dignity.

Posted by: GOPe at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (ycI94)

212 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (d+Q1U)
----------
Oh, you will. You will.

Posted by: KH & TW at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (VdhcA)

213 * calls Muhammad *

"Hey, Muhammad?"

"....BOOM!"

"Hahaha, gotcha!"

Posted by: other Muhammad at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (DgGvY)

214 How many conveniently located terrorists (based in hospitals) ?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (w6EFb)

215 Because only our sun is named Sol.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

It's better that we call it Sol.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

216 >>Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

I just hope to hell that is true.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (z+ik4)

217 Hey guys...I have an idea for some prankage. This little item at the link is a little sound device you can hide just about anywhere. You can put it in the walls, the ceiling, glove box of a car etc. It makes prank sounds like crickets . But, it is also programed to make the sound of a mobile phone ring. I think someone should gift a shipment to Mossad. I'm sure they could think of a use.

https://tinyurl.com/3p2ek5fx

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (dIske)

218 Just wait 'till their goats start going splodey.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (paSBy)

219 A second thought - this is what a country and society get when they don't MAKE or invent anything. Hezbollah is parasitic - it doesn't make cell phones, or pagers, or walkie talkies. They buy them from another country. They, likely, haven't a clue how they work. Maybe not even where they came from.

Isarael is interdicting the fruits of civilization from them.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (mvURQ)

220 171 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CgVac)

Wait...WHAT????? I think you are serious, so take this seriously when I say I think only a complete fucking idiot could have come up with that oh-so-hot take...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (5AVMW)

221 So, yesterday, were those burner pagers?

Asking for Ahmed.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (WXNFJ)

222 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie -

*Taxes on unrealized gains have entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne

-

Not my chat. I'm just going to allow Kamala voters to pay their fair share.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (d+Q1U)

223 Maybe send Hezbollah some electric cars and busses?

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (DegPv)

224 You know who else got blown up by pagers?

No one. You're the first, jackwagons.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (LCr8f)

225 "Solar systems have been reported to explode as well"? Wow, Israel has a bigger reach than we thought!

Posted by: Sirius & Procyon, Looking Nervous at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (J2vNu)

226 Boom!

https://tinyurl.com/2knm7t9d
Posted by: Piper
.......

Boom boom boom

https://tinyurl.com/2mssfhrs

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

227 47 As a radio geek, I'm curious as to what type of HT radios they are using. I can't tell enough from that bottom-right vid on X.
Posted by: Oedipus at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM

As a guess, not Yaesu, Icom, or Kenwood.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:29 PM (a3Q+t)

Dunno. One pic I saw actually was an Icom. Interesting thing about using walkie-talkies, whereas pagers receive signals from satellites, VHF/UHF radios are more line-of-sight and probably required a high power terrestrial transmitter to activate. Not that that is hard to do, but it required a little more planning than the pager trick.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (VGRuw)

228 Unsuspecting children playing with pagers does not seem to me to be their parents using them as human shields. The minority Palestinian who does not want to help protect the terrorists by hanging around them does not deserve to randomly get bombed by a device he or she would have no reason to suspect is a threat.
THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

This is part reply, part question.

How did they acquire these devices? Israel obviously knew who these shipments were for. Not like they were purchased at a T-Mobile store.

When you're part of a terrorist organization, you make your family a part of the terrorist organization.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

229 P.S. What color did J.S. Bach wear when he wasn't wearing black?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (dTTBf)
----------
In purple, he was stunning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (VdhcA)

230 A little death-dialing music: Hanging on the Telephone, by Blondie.

--------------

"Israel killed the radio star ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (nS6p1)

231 >>Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
__
The purpose isn't to reduce the number of the enemy. The goal isn't to take out as many as possible. The goal is to seriously degrade and compromise the enemy's ability to communicate and coordinate.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (bNf8H)

232 “We’re Going to Walk Into That Home” – BREAKING: Kamala Harris Once Vowed to FORCIBLY Enter Homes to Check How Legal Gun Owners Store Firearms (VIDEO)
- gateway

Bring a warrant or Level IV plates.

Oh, who am I kidding? Bring Level IV plates anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (XTEnH)

233 Conway Twitty "Hello Darlin'"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (HVqcf)

234
The death count is going to keep going up for a while as the wounded die of infection and other complications.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (iTNuP)

235 “We’re Going to Walk Into That Home” – BREAKING: Kamala Harris Once Vowed to FORCIBLY Enter Homes to Check How Legal Gun Owners Store Firearms (VIDEO)

I've said before that this is the whole point of the push for "safe storage" laws. Because what good is a law if you can't verify compliance with a warrantless search.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

236 The World's Greatest People hacking everything the World's Worst touches.

You love to see it.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

237 Maybe they shouldn’t flush the toilet…

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (QzINz)

238 Hmm, what? Oh, too bad.

What's for lunch?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (lCppi)

239 Exploding fleshlights?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (FfSAJ)

240 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

----------
Oh, you will. You will.
Posted by: KH & TW

--

I'm hoping that allowing the Democrats to pay their fair share we can begin to avoid that part.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (d+Q1U)

241 I hope that Taiwanese company that manufactures the pagers (rumored to have been intercepted in delivery) is sufficiently diversified in other products.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (MeG8a)

242 Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

Lost an eye? Well, keep an eye out for it.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (WXNFJ)

243 The Amazon reviews on these pagers and walkie talkies are going to be brutal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

lol

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

244 THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

No. My mom told me long long ago that bad boys get owies.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (z+ik4)

245 So only two kids dead? How about 10 more to match the number of murdered kid soccer players in Israel.

Tit for Tat is a good negotiating strategy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
Proportional response.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (iZbyp)

246 El Mariachi, oh yes. Without a doubt there is a method to this madness. Cellular vulnerability drove them to pagers (not a full replacement, obviously). Taking out the pagers obviously drove them, in the immediate short run, to point-point radio. Now those went splodey on them.

There's a phased choreography to any well-designed campaign like this. The enemies reaction and adaptation to your initiative reveals a lot more info, and vulnerabilities, and practices. And you build on those for further action. Perhaps we'll soon see, wondering how many steps Israel has modeled this out to.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (GcNJ2)

247 204 This makes me feel slightly better.

I have Gordon Lightfoots Sundown stuck in my head.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2024 01:42 PM (cVI8s)

Gordo is a good one to have in your head. Heck of a songwriter.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

248 All over southern Lebanon electric appliances are being piled on the streets, with signs reading "for sale, best offer"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (G7X+g)

249 Smart watches ? Glad I only have a dumb one

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (IyPmt)

250 Too bad these clowns don't shave, you can pack serious C4 into an electric shaver.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (pohLc)

251 Wait until the espresso machines start to blow up.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (Oy/m2)

252 Joy Behar is a dick!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (Ne1rr)

253
Next will be the exploding goats.

That will neuter the rest of Hezbollah

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (+oR7L)

254
It's a write off, Abdul.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Mohammed Kramer at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (DobEs)

255 It's the Baofeng boo-foo.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (z+ik4)

256 "Solar systems have been reported to explode as well"
---
*whistles innocently*

Posted by: Governor Tarkin at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (DlVGn)

257 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.

==

this kind of in-depth , critical analysis is why I come here, folks !

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)

258 Exploding fleshlights?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM

Could make for an earth-shattering finish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (a3Q+t)

259 251 Wait until the espresso machines start to blow up.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (Oy/m2)

========

"Eravamo noi!"
-the Italians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

260 I’m enjoying this very much.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (Aoykm)

261 It's better that we call it Sol.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

AKIRA~!
KANEDA~!
* had to be done, no apologies.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (IG4Id)

262
I doubt it's the solar panels blowing up, more likely the batteries for storage. I have a Bluetti battery that I can Bluetooth and internet enable.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (RKVpM)

263 Tomorrow - exploding hookahs.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (z+ik4)

264 242 Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

Lost an eye? Well, keep an eye out for it.
Posted by: Tonypete

(Pours one out for the homie)

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (ycI94)

265 205
Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

Why would the Iranian Amassador to Lebanaon have a Hezbollah pager?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)

------

Someone ask Jim Geraghty stat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (JeYYB)

266 171 Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CgVac

Could you rig a pager to send a signal to a monitoring station each time it rings? Cause if you have this level of access to the tech, you could really screw with hezbollah.

Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (r4dF9)

267 A second thought - this is what a country and society get when they don't MAKE or invent anything. Hezbollah is parasitic - it doesn't make cell phones, or pagers, or walkie talkies. They buy them from another country. They, likely, haven't a clue how they work. Maybe not even where they came from.

Isarael is interdicting the fruits of civilization from them.

Posted by: El Mariachi

Really interdict fruit.

"Hey Achmed! Eat this fig. Boom!"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (XTEnH)

268 @99

>>Talk about the long game.

Israel's first Wrath of G-d operation lasted from 72 to 79, so there's a long way to go before Israel is done making Hamas Find Out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (1GCUm)

269 "You have interviewed all the Palestinians and know how they feel about terrorists?"

Leadership.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (Z8Yh2)

270 Getting blowed up at a Hezbollah terrorist's funeral is sorta like the innocent Breonna Taylor being shot in a raid on her drug-dealing boyfriend.

Lie with dogs...

Posted by: red speck at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (0Id0S)

271 Wait until they get to the exploding carrier pigeons

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (xaNfJ)

272 Ritchie sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (r4dF9)

273 *phone rings in Hamas Central...

"You getting that, Al?"

"Me, what's wrong with you? You're closer..."

"Okay, sure. Mahammad! Get the phone...."

"Fuck you, hoser!"

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (V7158)

274 THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

No it's not. They are terrorist larvae.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (GphIt)

275 Holy Fook.. CW 2.0 has begun?
BREAKING: Explosive Device Reportedly Discovered Near Trump Rally in Uniondale, New York After Second Trump Assassination Attempt – Suspect in “Suspicious Occurrence” in Custody

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (mGdQO)

276 "Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away."

These devices are in the hands of terrorists, right? And these are the people who raise their children - from swaddling clothes forward - to hate Jews and vow to be martyrs, right? They demand extermination of Israel, right?

I'd say that's collateral damage, Geraghty, that isn't that sacrosanct. It might be unfortunate - you'd say tragic but I cannot go that far. At this point it's come to necessary risk. As a population, they've collectively become anti-civilization. They will not tolerate others and it is their raison d'être. Enough. Hiding your argument behind "but the children" doesn't fly any more.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (aXxgO)

277 Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

Seems like you’re in a real pickle. can you think of anything you and your friends might’ve done differently that could’ve changed it? No? Then enjoy the ride.

-----------------

Play stupid games, win booby prizes.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (FAfbE)

278 I want them to do the same thing where they keep doing the same "joke" and beat it to death so that it's not funny any longer but then they keep doing it despite it no longer being funny and their determination to keep doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence.

BECAUSE IT IS FUNNTY THE 20TH TIME

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (zrlyb)

279 260 I’m enjoying this very much.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (Aoykm)

I suppose I shouldn't be but I am

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)

280 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Basic FAFO. Don't be a terrorist.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:37

This. Eleventy

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (4p0Xq)

281 Sol in song:

"Doe, a deer, a female deer;
Ray, a drop of golden sun;
Me, a name I call myself;
Far, a long, long way to run;
Sew, a needle pulling thread,
La, a note to follow Sew,
Tea, I drink with jam and bread;
That will bring us back to Do, oh oh oh. . . ."

Posted by: Sirius & Procyon, Looking Nervous at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

282 A lot of pearl clutching going on. A lot less "innocent " people will be killed or wounded by this method than by guided missiles or bombs, or by dumb bombs. At least twenty Hezbollah operatives are dead and 500 + blinded. Others were maimed. Successful cheap op that disemboweled Hezbollah.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (ddxsZ)

283 Sorry I can’t help myself.
This whole thing is oddly funny.
Very dark humor.
A genius comic could build this into a routine.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (V/pbu)

284 Hmm, what? Oh, too bad.

What's for lunch?
Posted by: LASue
.....

*yawn*
Today will be turkey and cheddar on a French roll with onions, jalapenos and shredded lettuce. Donettes and coffee for dessert.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

285 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.
______________

But Dresden and Hiroshima were fine? Isn't he necessarily talking about all non-combatant deaths in all conflicts ever?

Or is it just because Jews are involved?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (Dm8we)

286 AKIRA~!
KANEDA~!
* had to be done, no apologies.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Well, I never watched the show, so I literally don't get it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

287 October 8, 2023

"Alright, guys, we now have carte-blanche to fuck up some Hamas and Hezbollah shit. Let's dream up some weird stuff."
-Mossad HQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

288 Convoy - CW McCall

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (26ra8)

289
Did they get a shipment of vibrators as well ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (NtVYv)

290 >>Blowing up terrorists is great, but this seems like a desperation move on Israel’s part.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM (CgVac

Kinda like your posts.

Posted by: Trollmasters International at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (Iaicw)

291 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.
Posted by: rhomboid

Hey, Muhammad?

I'm looking at the receipt for the pagers. And the walkie-talkies.

You ordered from the lowest bidder, yes?

Next time, order from the lowest bidder that's not named COHEN AND SONS.

Posted by: other Muhammad at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (DgGvY)

292 Tit for Tat is a good negotiating strategy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
---
Proportional response.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (iZbyp)

10 for 1 is proportional.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (i24o9)

293 232 “We’re Going to Walk Into That Home” – BREAKING: Kamala Harris Once Vowed to FORCIBLY Enter Homes to Check How Legal Gun Owners Store Firearms (VIDEO)
- gateway

Bring a warrant or Level IV plates.

Oh, who am I kidding? Bring Level IV plates anyway.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 01:45 PM (XTEnH)

That is THE line

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

294 Once the love goats go boom, then they'll really be pissed

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (DegPv)

295 285 Jim Geraghty
if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.
______________

But Dresden and Hiroshima were fine? Isn't he necessarily talking about all non-combatant deaths in all conflicts ever?

Or is it just because Jews are involved?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (Dm8we)

It's because he's a stupid MF.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM (z+ik4)

296 285 But Dresden and Hiroshima were fine? Isn't he necessarily talking about all non-combatant deaths in all conflicts ever?

Or is it just because Jews are involved?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (Dm8we)

======

He yearns for the days when armies fought on battlefields, leaving civilian populations to slowly starve because trade came to a stop in entire regions while armies stole every piece of edible stuff they could find.

When it was more humane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

297 They blow up so fast.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (uLfUA)

298 I've been thinking - Hezbollah claims that some innocents were killed - how'd that happen? I imagine Hezbollah buying walkies and pagers in bulk. And some of that purchase "fell off the truck" so to speak and ended up in the hands of third parties. So that is a function of Hezbollah's corruption.

It's also something Israel could not know ahead of time.

As to the solar panels - some use pager systems to communicate. Mine can send me texts on how much energy was made each day.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (mvURQ)

299 Rashida Tlaib uninjured after her pager mysteriously explodes.

The 🐝

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (IDphi)

300 Play stupid games, win booby prizes.
Posted by: ShainS

Hopefully with women attached to them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (v6JzV)

301 10 for 1 is proportional.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder,

You gotta pump those up, those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (CIS44)

302 Iranian Ambassador to Lebanon had a pager on him that exploded, he lost an eye and the blind in the other.

Why would the Iranian Amassador to Lebanaon have a Hezbollah pager?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM

Mossad is keeping and eye out for him. FAFO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (4p0Xq)

303 He yearns for the days when armies fought on battlefields, leaving civilian populations to slowly starve because trade came to a stop in entire regions while armies stole every piece of edible stuff they could find.

When it was more humane.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

He thinks the raping and pillaging will be done to someone else, and not him.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (z+ik4)

304 OT: I am approaching retirement and I find it interesting that utoob has a sudden rash of CFP putting out videos about how you need to spend more in retirement. There's always been a lot of videos about how you've got more than most people - like that's in any way relevant - but the whole spend more/spend faster thing seems to be new. It's all very sus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (U7wke)

305 86 Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (a3Q+t)

I thought it was cherry trees.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Ry+3Q)

306 Now do EVs.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (1bNHn)

307 Begone, Imperial sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (DlVGn)

308 Today's #1 song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9G0-4TWwew

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

309 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:40 PM

A millionaire is defined as someone with net worth more than $1M, not based on income.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (Y/tQ+)

310 >> THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (+oqUV)

It is. There are cheaper ways to kill children.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (i+/BD)

311 Tomorrow - exploding hookahs.
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (z+ik4)

---------------------

Bitch best have my money first!

Posted by: Tyrone at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (2UnvF)

312 Will Hezbollah file a warranty claim for the splodey pagers?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (pohLc)

313
Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September

So you think people who earn $1M should be taxed at 99.99%? They earn a million but get $100k?

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (QzINz)

314 IEDs western style !!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (jNAzB)

315 "Doe, a deer, a female deer;
Ray, a drop of golden sun;
Me, a name I call myself;
Far, a long, long way to run;
Sew, a needle pulling thread,
La, a note to follow Sew,
Tea, I drink with jam and bread;
That will bring us back to Do, oh oh oh. . . ."
Posted by: Sirius & Procyon, Looking Nervous at September 18, 2024 01:48 PM (J2vNu)
-------------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416o9b_pjQk

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (VdhcA)

316 Once the love goats go boom, then they'll really be pissed
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2024 01:49 PM

The Love Goat, soon will be making another run...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (4p0Xq)

317
I love this blogsite.
Sad to learn there are so many here who cannot distinguish between PREDICTABLE collateral caused by military strikes on military targets where those who CHOOSE to hang around those targets are responsible for their choices versus booby-trapping devices that persons (including children) who have no intention to be a part of providing shielding terrorists are randomly attacked.
Real moral ugliness is rearing up, here.

Ace, I hope you get on the right side of this.
Collateral damage from military strikes on military targets is an acceptable result when conducting a just war - which this certainly is.
But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

318 Send in the SplodeyGoats.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (uLfUA)

319
Reuters/AP: Hezbollah seen attaching string to empty Campbell soup cans to use as communications.

"Pull the string tighter, I can't hear you!"

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oR7L)

320 What bothers me the most about this is there are numerous people on the left that are pi$$ed at Israel for killing terrorists. I have read multiple articles claiming that this attack was unfair, not proportional and will only serve to escalate violence against Israel.

It baffles me why any Jew would continue to vote democrat after the events of the past year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (QNSds)

321 This is part reply, part question.

How did they acquire these devices? Israel obviously knew who these shipments were for. Not like they were purchased at a T-Mobile store.

When you're part of a terrorist organization, you make your family a part of the terrorist organization.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (KbCG3)

I think we've all seen the footage of young boys, 8-10, being told to shoot the Jews and them being excited about it. Sad but that's the life their parents chose for them.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (lCppi)

322 I promise you all, our products are completely safe! Your dirty little genitals will NOT blow up when in our devices!!!!

Posted by: Abduls Goat Fleshlight Company at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (5AVMW)

323 297 They blow up so fast.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM (uLfUA)

------

Heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (JeYYB)

324 304 OT: I am approaching retirement and I find it interesting that utoob has a sudden rash of CFP putting out videos about how you need to spend more in retirement. There's always been a lot of videos about how you've got more than most people - like that's in any way relevant - but the whole spend more/spend faster thing seems to be new. It's all very sus.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (U7wke)

Speaking of retirement, I'm about 25-30 years out. Went to check my 401K yesterday and it had a calculator showing where I was versus where I "should be."

Those numbers were so distinctly different my brain barely registered them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (KbCG3)

325 Well, I never watched the show, so I literally don't get it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'll give you a pass since you're only 29, but AKIRA is the only anime movie everyone should watch.
( SOL is a literal deus ex machina in the flick. No spoilers. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (IG4Id)

326 I wouldn't put it past Islamic terrorists to use children as pager wallets.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (FfSAJ)

327 317
I love this blogsite.
Sad to learn there are so many here who cannot distinguish between PREDICTABLE collateral caused by military strikes on military targets where those who CHOOSE to hang around those targets are responsible for their choices versus booby-trapping devices that persons (including children) who have no intention to be a part of providing shielding terrorists are randomly attacked.
Real moral ugliness is rearing up, here.

Ace, I hope you get on the right side of this.
Collateral damage from military strikes on military targets is an acceptable result when conducting a just war - which this certainly is.
But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

Thank you, life-long Republican for your concern trolling.

Also you're wrong.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (xcxpd)

328 "Israel killed the radio star ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (nS6p1)

I knew this was you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (LCr8f)

329 Surprised Hezbollah doesn't have an Admiral Ackbar warning them this is coming.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (fzDUI)

330 You gotta pump those up, those are rookie numbers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:51 PM (CIS44)

It's a starting point, not an end point.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (i24o9)

331 A second thought - this is what a country and society get when they don't MAKE or invent anything. Hezbollah is parasitic - it doesn't make cell phones, or pagers, or walkie talkies. They buy them from another country. They, likely, haven't a clue how they work. Maybe not even where they came from.

Isarael is interdicting the fruits of civilization from them.

Posted by: El Mariachi

----------------

It's a good thing we haven't outsourced much of our manufacturing to enemies like Communist China.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (FAfbE)

332 Will Hezbollah file a warranty claim for the splodey pagers?
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Claim denied as Mohammad didn't save the original packing materials.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (WXNFJ)

333 Breaking: 100,000 children were killed by the explosive pagers. And it’s true because Hezbolla Health Minster says so.
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (Y/tQ+)

The entire student body of Our Little Martyr School For Future Terrorists was wiped out when Muhammed tried to let his friends know about his birthday party and their pagers exploded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (U7wke)

334 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

Feel free to go fuck yerself.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (pohLc)

335 Hesballess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (4p0Xq)

336 Which means you're not earning $1M a year in income, so you don't have a tax liability of a millionaire.
-

So you think people who earn $1M should be taxed at 99.99%? They earn a million but get $100k?
Posted by: Piper
-

It was willowed, but the discussion is that I'm coming around to the idea of allowing the democrats to pay their fair share. It used to be billionaires but the majority of millionaires are hardcore lefty nutjobs.

So fair share time it is.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (d+Q1U)

337 I think we've all seen the footage of young boys, 8-10, being told to shoot the Jews and them being excited about it. Sad but that's the life their parents chose for them.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (lCppi)

-----

True. A sad reality, at that age they already have a brain full of jew hate. That's hard to fix.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (JeYYB)

338 Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black

Oh brother. You do know that these scumbags don't hesitate to put their children in harm's way, don't you?

Go sing "Kumbayah" somewhere else. You aren't even in tune.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

339 So you think people who earn $1M should be taxed at 99.99%? They earn a million but get $100k?
Posted by: Piper

-

also I know there's no math on the blog, but...

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (d+Q1U)

340 Houses, shops, motorcycles - lots of these things are going splodey in select locations in Lebanon. So there may be a larger range of devices that have been booby-trapped than just pagers and walkie-talkies.

Just occurred to me, for the first time, "social distancing" might actually be a prudent thing for health purposes. But only in Lebanon and Syria, at the moment (there were pager owies in Syria among IRGC).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (GcNJ2)

341
Claim denied as Mohammad didn't save the original packing materials.
Posted by: Tonypete at

Unit appears tampered with. Claim denined.
-Claims Dept Everywhere

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (CIS44)

342 Imagine an office setting with Hesballless guys sitting around and the phone rings. Everyone looking around to see who's going to answer it. Okay, Achmed, rock paper scissors.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (4p0Xq)

343 The telephone is ringing . . .

Posted by: Alice Cooper, Under My Wheels at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM (12gd1)

344 May the good Allah take a likin' to you and blow you up real soon!

Posted by: Big Jim McBob at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (CEzQx)

345 Can you hear me now?

-- Mossad

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (IDphi)

346 >>Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

He forgot to tell it in his daughter Che Che's voice.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (i+/BD)

347 5. Solar systems have been reported to explode as well.
---
Jewish space lasers???

(has no one mentioned that yet?)

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (iZbyp)

348 "Solar systems have been reported to explode as well."

Not ours, I hope. Right?

Right?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 18, 2024 01:41 PM

Oh, stop complaining...

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (ZANHd)

349 I knew this was you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (LCr8f)

------------

Heh. I still crack up when recalling your Trump-like answer to me defending my schtick a few years ago ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (FAfbE)

350 Next time John Kerry is out in public count his fingers.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (LCr8f)

351 So you think people who earn $1M should be taxed at 99.99%? They earn a million but get $100k?
Posted by: Piper

-

also I know there's no math on the blog, but...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:55 PM

Shhhhh ... she's on a roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)

352 327 317
"I love this blogsite..."

That right there tells you everything you need to know about this fool.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (5AVMW)

353 Wait til Greta hears about the solar panels. Now Israel is attacking the climate!

Posted by: the dandy at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (L+5ng)

354 I hope this story gets made into a TV episode or a movie one day.

It's going to be interesting seeing how the Israelis managed to get Hezbollah to buy from this one specific company.

A "Sales Rep" schmoozed and then paid off a high-ranking Hezbollah purchasing manager to buy from his company exclusively? It's got to be something like that.

I mean it really has a great plot for a movie and the ending will be a spectacular crowd-pleaser.

Matt Damon could even play the Hungarian sales rep.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (6ydKt)

355 Why would the Iranian Amassador to Lebanaon have a Hezbollah pager?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)
===================
Hezbollah was organized by Iran, is armed, trained and funded by Iran, and IRCG commanders work hand-in-glove with Nasrallah and his commanders.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (G7X+g)

356 Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

I agree. It's terrible what these terrorists are exposing their children to.

That was your point, right? That the terrorist are reaping this awfulness of them and theirs?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (KbCG3)

357 Stay safe. Don't hangout with people with targets on their backs.
This is the message.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (y6vVG)

358 Send in the SplodeyGoats.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024

***
The Men Who Stare at SplodeyGoats

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (J2vNu)

359 Out: Exploding Kittens

In: Exploding Jihadis

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (oZhjI)

360 Also since Joe Xiden and all of his other names can't quit this place:

EVs suck.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (d+Q1U)

361 >Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

-----

your concern is noted

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (/7KEl)

362 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

That just may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen posted here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (GphIt)

363 339 So you think people who earn $1M should be taxed at 99.99%? They earn a million but get $100k?
Posted by: Piper

-

also I know there's no math on the blog, but...
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September

Especially if I do it. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (QzINz)

364 Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM (FAfbE)

Oh yeah. What did I call it?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (LCr8f)

365 Okay, Achmed, rock paper scissors.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Pretty sure Achmed's version is just rock, rock, rock.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

366 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

-------

Your pious virtue has been noted and we all bow down to your goodness.

Now go the eff away.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (JeYYB)

367 Patsy Cline - https://t.ly/C3VBy

I fall to pieces.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (WXNFJ)

368 Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Hezbollah parade inspection this morning.

https://tinyurl.com/54ce6r57
1 minute; NSFW but no nudity [actually recruits for the Indian army BTW]
Posted by: andycanuck
+++
Mayor Pete would kill for this guy's job.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (Lo97M)

369 I've said before that this is the whole point of the push for "safe storage" laws. Because what good is a law if you can't verify compliance with a warrantless search.
Posted by: Oddbob

If you own a can or sbr you already gave consent.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (/lPRQ)

370 "What happen?"

"Someone set up us the bomb."
...

"It's you!"

"How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction."

"What you say?"

"You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha ha ha."

Posted by: Cats at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (uWF4x)

371
Here's a simple test.
Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him. Would you shrug? Think, people. You're going wrong here.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

372 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)
---
How's about you just fuck off?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (paSBy)

373 Especially if I do it. 😂
Posted by: Piper

-

You win the internet today. That was the perfect response.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (d+Q1U)

374 Waiting for reports of splodey toilet seats.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (/U5Yz)

375 Gol Dang Diddy going all the way down..

P Diddy is in Brooklyn Federal Prison with J6 Political Prisoners- His Lawyer Says It Is ‘Unfit for Pretrail Detention’

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (mGdQO)

376 Not a desperation move, except in the sense that if you're planning to engage a second front in a war, you're by definition feeling desperate. It's not optimal.

But if you are planning to do that, it's a strong opening gambit. An enemy with disrupted communications, no operational security, and plagued by fear and paranoia is a good start in a theatre of battle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (0FoWg)

377 Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black

Before you go you will blow me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (4p0Xq)

378 Telefon

Israeli style

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (IDphi)

379 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

You're right. I'm very upset with myself for continuing to feel the way I do.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (LCr8f)

380 Think, people.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

You first.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:58 PM (KbCG3)

381 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

This is not the place for your faux moralizing

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (IyPmt)

382 Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM

You tell 'em!

Posted by: Jihadis Taking a Break From Hiding Weapons and Ammo in a School at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (26ra8)

383 Since we're doing this again.

Detachable Penis.

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (i24o9)

384 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

These are the same people that said they love death as much as the Israelis love life.

Well, Israel is just giving them what they want right?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (oZhjI)

385 " Solar systems have been reported to explode as well."

Aha, so it's Thanos.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (WPL6O)

386
Q: How many feminists does it take to blow up 5,000 pagers?

A: That's not funny!

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (LCr8f)

387 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

No testing allowed.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (Oy/m2)

388 wondering how many steps Israel has modeled this out to.
Posted by: rhomboid

Toxic splinters from tainted semaphore flags.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (FhXTo)

389 No one give their children pagers, it is immoral and unjust. Give them iphones and allow them 6+ hours of internet access and screen time each day instead. That's much better.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (d+Q1U)

390 383 Since we're doing this again.

Detachable Penis.

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (i24o9)

Got willowed yesterday on this. We hired a new guy a few months ago who sounds exactly like the lead singer.

I told two other guys we work with and neither knew the song.

Talk about an awkward letdown.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

391 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

Take it on over to DU. They always have room for another fucktard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (pohLc)

392 This is not the place for your faux moralizing
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM (IyPmt)

You know in a strange way donna, it kind of is.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (LCr8f)

393 >Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

----

Your virtue is gorgeous

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (/7KEl)

394 New AI song: "they're exploding their pagers...they're exploding their phones...they're exploding the comms of the people who live there..."

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (V7158)

395 Oooh, I showed up just as things around here are getting spicy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

396
As to the solar panels - some use pager systems to communicate. Mine can send me texts on how much energy was made each day.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 01:50 PM

I'm interested in how that happens. As part of an inside the house device, or part of a battery storage system?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (RKVpM)

397 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.

You've created a purely imaginary scenario to justify your idiotic take. Congratulations.

Fix your hearts, people.

Fix your brain, halfwit.

Posted by: spindrift at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (OguvZ)

398 Wait til Greta hears about the solar panels. Now Israel is attacking the climate!
Posted by: the dandy at September 18, 2024 01:56 PM

Hoe dare you!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (4p0Xq)

399 Imbecilic moral narcissism - combined with ignorance - is without question the major poison ruining advanced western societies. We have here today an excellent example.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (GcNJ2)

400 Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him. Would you shrug? Think, people. You're going wrong here.
Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

-------

^^^^^ Here is where your theory goes to shit.

It just winds up in the hands of an innocent child.

EYEROLL.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (JeYYB)

401 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

I wonder? If I aver here and now that the post from the above retard has changed my view completely, does it get, like, a bonus??

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (5AVMW)

402 Verizon will make commercial that they have the largest 5G explosion area of all the carriers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (jNAzB)

403 Tough times ahead for the Beeper King.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (cf/0E)

404 P.S. What color did J.S. Bach wear when he wasn't wearing black?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 01:43 PM (dTTBf)

Not widely known but he was a huge fan of Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (U7wke)

405 Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

I'll say it quietly this time, since you quoted down.

You're a fairy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

406
The old phone commercials "Reach out, & touch someone" has a new meaning now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (+oR7L)

407 Just to be safe, I think I’m going to shit-can my smart scale. Thing I has been bullshiting me for a while.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (kq6q1)

408 Akim, you have a call holding on line 2. Akim, you still have a call holding on line 2. Akim, please pick up on line 2.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (4p0Xq)

409 Bach in Black

Talk to the dead of Oct 7th, 2023. And the murdered hostages.

Hamas had a choice:
Beach condos and hotels
or killing people.

Hamas chose poorly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (u82oZ)

410 50 point rate cut

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

411
395 Oooh, I showed up just as things around here are getting spicy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at

I am glad you are here! I have been unintentionally hysterical twice just on this thread alone. I need back up!

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (QzINz)

412 Not widely known but he was a huge fan of Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

and flip flops

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)

413
Wow, Ace.
This is truly shocking.

I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (+oqUV)

414 Oooh, I showed up just as things around here are getting spicy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM

Speaking of which, how's training going? We're coming down to the wire ...

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

415 I guess we should have stopped bombing Hitler out of concern for the Goebbels kids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (xD9va)

416 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:57 PM (+oqUV)

Why do you keep talking about Palestinians, anyway? This all happened in Lebanon.

For a preening dipshit, you sure get a lot of basic facts wrong.

Posted by: spindrift at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (OguvZ)

417 @375

>>P Diddy is in Brooklyn Federal Prison with J6 Political Prisoners- His Lawyer Says It Is ‘Unfit for Pretrail Detention’

Well, it's not the Champagne Room that's for sure, but I bet they will give him as many Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches and cartons of milk as his little heart desires.

Also check the ceiling for falling sandwiches, prisoners love to take their extra sandwiches and fling them to the ceiling and make a fine mess of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (1GCUm)

418 "Fix your hearts"

My heart says "Fvck Islam".

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

419 410 50 point rate cut
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

Gotta get Kamala elected

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt)

420 Oooh, I showed up just as things around here are getting spicy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at

Quick someone say something gross, Jordan is eating lunch!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (CIS44)

421

Kidding aside. I will tell you one thing I know for absolute certain: America was unaware of this operation

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (LCr8f)

422 Apparently they've been shopping at the same online store as Wile E. Coyote.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (7fElN)

423 If you own a can or sbr you already gave consent.

I don't so I could be wrong but my understanding was that they could call or write you requiring you to prove possession, not that they could break into your home unannounced. We can ask on the gun thread next Sunday.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (/y8xj)

424 Bach in Black

You are a barbarian. You do not support civilization.

I will shun you forever forward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (u82oZ)

425 A side not to exploding electronic devices is the smart electric meters , thermometers and future EV's can be remotely controlled to shut off and preset settings.

I said NO to all that stuff.. Power Co acting like the 'Smart meter was mandatory. I did my homework and told the rep at my door I'm all good with my old timey meter thank you.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (mGdQO)

426 50 point rate cut
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Gotta get Kamala elected
Posted by: It's me donna

Are they still thinking that's possible?

Must be, you don't cut rates to try to save the downticket races.

Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (DgGvY)

427 Quick someone say something gross, Jordan is eating lunch!
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM

Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

428 Apparently they've been shopping at the same online store as Wile E. Coyote.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (7fElN)
-

Acme?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (wGNqT)

429 P Diddy is in Brooklyn Federal Prison with J6 Political Prisoners- His Lawyer Says It Is ‘Unfit for Pretrail Detention’

Well, it's not the Champagne Room that's for sure, but I bet they will give him as many Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches and cartons of milk as his little heart desires.

Also check the ceiling for falling sandwiches, prisoners love to take their extra sandwiches and fling them to the ceiling and make a fine mess of it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

What's a Diddy to do with out 1000 bottles of baby oil and lube?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (CIS44)

430 The standard interpretations of the rules of war is that you are perfectly justified in attempting to kill your enemies during time of war. If they are among non-combatants then they are to blame, not you.

And it has to be that way. Otherwise everyone would just hide among civilians all the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

431 Tomorrow - exploding hookahs.
Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 01:47 PM (z+ik4)

I do wonder who the supplier for Vape pens in Lebanon is.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (D7oie)

432 401 Posted by: Ba in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

I wonder? If I aver here and now that the post from the above retard has changed my view completely, does it get, like, a bonus??

Or maybe it's how many times they can get their name in a post? I don't know about these things, but from now on I am going to change or delete or add a letter to the name of the person I am referencing... just because...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (5AVMW)

433 I saw Moral Darkness open for Tool in 93.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (kq6q1)

434 >>Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.

Was he in Israeli Pizzeria?

Because, it seems like a waste of a perfectly good Suicide Vest if he was.

Posted by: Shahid at September 18, 2024 02:04 PM (i+/BD)

435 thermostats.. correction to 425

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (mGdQO)

436
Ace, please weigh in on the comments.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (+oqUV)

437 It's me donna

Fiscal irresponsibility on top of more fiscal irresponsibility.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (u82oZ)

438 Bach in Black is average Joe. That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (Oy/m2)

439 Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM

You tell 'em!
Posted by: Jihadis Taking a Break From Hiding Weapons and Ammo in a School at September 18, 2024 01:59 PM

Exactly!

Posted by: 10/7 terrorists raping children at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (4p0Xq)

440
Per HotAir/Ed Morrissey: 19 Iranian Soldiers Die of Acute Pagercide, 150 Injured

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (+oR7L)

441 @410

>>50 point rate cut

30 year notes will go under 6pct.

They're going to be a whole lot of mortgage refis going on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (1GCUm)

442 >> Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.

Now imagine the kid is white.

Posted by: Matthew McConaughey's Closing Argument at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (L+5ng)

443 Quick someone say something gross, Jordan is eating lunch!
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM

Hillary Clinton.

And...yesterday was Taco Tuesday

Posted by: Huma Ab at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (oZhjI)

444 Now when a terrorist goes shopping, they have to take everything apart looking for the plas'tic.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (y6vVG)

445 wow this is getting dramatic AF

PREACH IT, BACH IN BLACK

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (/7KEl)

446 So there was a rate hike when Trump had the economy improving, but it was put into place with worse numbers than Harris' rate cut now.

It's there if you can see it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (d+Q1U)

447 Sometimes people just need killin. Live by the sword, die by the walkie talkie and pager.

I chortled so hard when this news broke, I sharted.

Posted by: Truth omw at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (7ydyJ)

448 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black

Back off bitch, that's my schtick.

Posted by: David French at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (26ra8)

449 What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Have you no moral compass, people? Ace, your sheep are lost.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (LCr8f)

450 409 Bach in Black

Talk to the dead of Oct 7th, 2023. And the murdered hostages.

Hamas had a choice:
Beach condos and hotels
or killing people.

Hamas chose poorly.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (u82oZ)

These cocksuckers always want to talk human rights when The Joos strike back. Never much interest when they are struck though. Almost like they fuckin' hate Joos, isn't it?

Posted by: Garbage People at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (12gd1)

451 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (+oqUV)

Ace as a latter-day Moses. That's a hot take.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (0FoWg)

452 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

-----

If their parents are trying to keep the kids away from terrorists then why do the kids so easily have the terrorist's pagers?

Nobody here is celebrating the possible deaths of innocent children.

They are celebrating a counter-attack against terrorists who have been terrorizing the children of Israel for almost a year straight - if you don't count the decades of random terrorist attacks that preceded October 7th, 2023.

This is 21st Century warfare.
Welcome to the jungle.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (6ydKt)

453 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.

Bwahahahah.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (GcNJ2)
---
Well, they had to shut down, didn't they? Their technology was crap.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (7fElN)

454 Cold eggs and warm mayonaise.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (d+Q1U)

455 For a preening dipshit, you sure get a lot of basic facts wrong.
Posted by: spindrift at September

I think we should be kinder. I mean he / she / it is trying to appeal to Ace’s good moral character and heart. Obviously there is a reality disconnect. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (QzINz)

456 Speaking of which, how's training going? We're coming down to the wire ...
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

=====

I ain't gonna lie, Coach. Work has been kicking my ass lately.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

457 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

-

As a lifelong Republican, I agree with this black dude.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (d+Q1U)

458 These were used just to get instructions from leadership. Do you really think they would hand them off to their kids to play with?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (MpVUb)

459 any pat travers yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4XbV3gCm2Y

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (FhXTo)

460 Ace, I hope you get on the right side of this.
Collateral damage from military strikes on military targets is an acceptable result when conducting a just war - which this certainly is.
But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 01:52 PM (+oqUV)

Here my child, carry my pager so you can know what it is like to be a soldier of Allah. You are so brave, you will grow up to kill so many of them, you will never stop.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie)

461 You know, bomb sniffing dogs would be pretty useful right now. Too bad the muzzles hate dogs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (kq6q1)

462 THIS IS PROBLEMATIC.

I've been told (not so much here) that, if I don't care about Ukraine (and I don't), I can't care about Israel.

Well, this involves Israel so I don't care. I'm a bit amused but I don't care.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (U7wke)

463 Bach in Black this is one of the most targeted military attacks in history. If you took these terrorists out with missiles and bombs that collateral damage amongst "innocents" would be huge, as are Hezbollahs attacks into civilian areas of Israel. Israel did this right , now go virtue signal somewhere else . Or go fuck yourself , it's all good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (ddxsZ)

464 Bach in Black has managed to convince me he's a troll.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (FfSAJ)

465 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (+oqUV)

-------

Okay, now I know someone is using this nic to be funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (JeYYB)

466 One thing you are missing, Bach, is that being maimed or killed was already in the terms and conditions box checked by the terrorists.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (LCr8f)

467 I've been told (not so much here) that, if I don't care about Ukraine (and I don't), I can't care about Israel.

-

Wait, is that the rule?

If so, doesn't that mean I don't have to care about Mexico, Baltimore, Chicago, etc. too?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (d+Q1U)

468
Now imagine the kid is white.
Posted by: Matthew McConaughey's

And was on a bus!

Wait, maybe backwards. Like my math.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (QzINz)

469 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black

Heh. You think we listen to what Ace says.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

470 Ace - if you weigh in on the comments, try to weigh in a little less than Bach's mom.

I don't think the Minx 0.8 beta can bear the load.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (0FoWg)

471 Wow, Ace.
This is truly shocking.

I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Cock in Black at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (+oqFU)

See, this is what I mean, I changed it's name and hash, maybe it doesn't get paid now?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (5AVMW)

472 Or go fuck yourself , it's all good
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (ddxsZ)

My vote is for the self-fornication.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (kq6q1)

473 Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.

Let's take this full Godwin

You are a German that disagrees with your National Socialist leaders. You've tried to keep yourself and your family away from the war. One of your kids is playing near a railroad transporting supplies, soldiers, or German leaders when the allies bomb it and kill your son. Is that a war crime on the part of the allies?

If it is...what isn't banned exactly?

Posted by: Huma Ab at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (oZhjI)

474 Quick someone say something gross, Jordan is eating lunch!
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (CIS44)

=====

Cruel.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

475 Heh. You think we listen to what Ace says.

-

He'll make a frontpage post about it in a couple of hours and no one will realize it until comment 79 or so.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:08 PM (d+Q1U)

476 They don't believe in what Hamas, Hizb'allah, and the other groups are doing?

Then they can renounce Islam, Allah, and Muhammad the Pedophile Piss Prophet.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 02:09 PM (UnA8+)

477 >> 405 Fix your hearts, people. This is not right.
>> It cannot be justified.

...and yet 7,000 rockets, torture, rape, murder, and taking 100 hostages (including Americans) is just fine in your book, Herp-Derp.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at September 18, 2024 02:09 PM (uWF4x)

478 Fed decides we haven't had enough inflation yet, cuts 0.5% Hey, let's all go run out and run up more fucking debt!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 02:09 PM (b3d/q)

479 Christians, and moral people in general, should avoid war when possible.

And when it isn't possible to avoid it they should fight it as brutally and violently as possible to bring it to an end sooner.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (oZhjI)

480 >>Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.

Now. Imagine a Smart Blonde.

Posted by: Shahid at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (i+/BD)

481 I'm a horrible person for enjoying this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (WYTai)

482 I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Posted by: Bach in Black

*sings* All thing bright and beautiful, the lord Ace made them all.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (fzDUI)

483 Hazbolla should have been suspicious when the phone number to the company was 1-800-MOSSAD, leave off the last S for Splodey

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (LCr8f)

484 Heh. You think we listen to what Ace says.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

I do! But it follows that he hasn't said anything I disagree with in years.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (pohLc)

485 50 point rate cut
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

Gotta get Kamala elected

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM

Yep and they will cut it another 50 basis points at their meeting next month as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (QNSds)

486 Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.
---------
The terrorist network issued them to their agents; they weren't [randomly] on sale in malls throughout the Levant.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (CEzQx)

487 ^^^^^ Here is where your theory goes to shit.

It just winds up in the hands of an innocent child.

EYEROLL.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (JeYYB)

Hezbollah has 13 year old drug dealers like we have here ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (jNAzB)

488 Cruel.
Posted by: Jordan61

But funny.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (CIS44)

489 Wednesday is monkey fling shit on monkey day.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (y6vVG)

490 Here's a simple test.
Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him. Would you shrug? Think, people. You're going wrong here.
Posted by: Bach in Black
___________

Again, substitute child in Dresden or Hiroshima for "Palestinian territories" and I see no difference. What's your point, exactly?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Dm8we)

491 Mister Scott

Be funny justice if no one in the world wanted our watered down, impossible to pay off, debt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

492
One thing you are missing, Bach, is that being maimed or killed was already in the terms and conditions box checked by the terrorists.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM

Always read the Terms of Service. I'm almost finished reading the ones from my 1999 AOL account.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (RKVpM)

493 449 What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Have you no moral compass, people? Ace, your sheep are lost.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM (LCr8f)

Wait, Ace is a sheep-herder? Damn, actually answers a lot of questions, such as why is is so unfamiliar with things like drills and stud-finders and basic shelfing.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (5AVMW)

494
Truly sad and disappointing, Ace.

I know you're more thoughtful than this.

You have a responsibility here.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (+oqUV)

495 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (i+/BD)

496 But funny.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (CIS44)

=====

True.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

497 Fed decides we haven't had enough inflation yet, cuts 0.5% Hey, let's all go run out and run up more fucking debt!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 02:09 PM (b3d/q)

--------------

Unexpectedly!

And a large in-kind campaign contribution to Kommie-la ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (FAfbE)

498 yall been loving that low inflation? heres a 50pt cut to put an end to the good times!
-The Fed

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (CIS44)

499

Big Bada Boom !

Posted by: Lelu Dallas Multipass at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (NtVYv)

500 Okay, it's definitely a sock. There's no way someone thinks ace is hanging around at 500 comments.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (d+Q1U)

501 Obi Ace, you are our only hope.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

502 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

https://mol.im/a/13864685

Posted by: Ciampino - man those juices are tricky at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (qfLjt)

503 Next season of Fauda is gonna be LIT!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (a1415)

504 Reach out and tap someone.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (CEzQx)

505 Bach in Black is a sock. Has to be. I remember one time AtC got us all real good.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (2UnvF)

506 5. Solar systems have been reported to explode as well.
-
Well, that seems excessive.

Posted by: Goku at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (Dnobf)

507 What happened to innocent until proven guilty

One of the odder things about 2024 is we have the left arguing that enemy combatants need to be proven guilty of err...something...before you can act against them while wanting to throw half the country in jail for thinking bad thoughts.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (oZhjI)

508 Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (+oqUV)

He's too busy with the shelves.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (Oy/m2)

509 Surprised Hezbollah doesn't have an Admiral Ackbar warning them this is coming.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 18, 2024 01:53 PM (fzDUI)

They do but he also posts links to photos of really ugly goats so they've started ignoring him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (U7wke)

510 Seriously those pagers were bought specifically for the terrorists. A kid is more likely to shoot himself with their terrorist parents AK or blow themselves up with their own IEDs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (jNAzB)

511 Akim, you STILL have a call holding on line 2!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (4p0Xq)

512 Sid or Paul socking the real Bach in Black as concerned Christian??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (CEzQx)

513 You'd have to have a heart of stone to not laugh at these goatfuckers. Suck it, bitchez!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (MW8To)

514 50 basis cut.
Here comes more inflation. But it’s ok it will be transitory. Swearsies.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (Y/tQ+)

515 497 This nation is irredeemably wicked, robbing the future, just so we can all have YOLO today.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (b3d/q)

516 >>Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

Just bring me their little eyes.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (i+/BD)

517 494
Truly sad and disappointing, Ace.

I know you're more thoughtful than this.

You have a responsibility here.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (+oqUV)

-----

Not sad and disappointed by Hamas and Hezbollah I noticed, just Ace & the Horde.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2024 02:14 PM (6ydKt)

518
yall been loving that low inflation? heres a 50pt cut to put an end to the good times!
-The Fed

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM

I'm going through my change box to see if I can afford a dozen eggs next shopping trip.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (RKVpM)

519 Here comes more inflation. But it’s ok it will be transitory. Swearsies.

A bunch of the LIVs I know still think ending inflation means prices go back to Trump levels.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (oZhjI)

520 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

https://mol.im/a/13864685
Posted by: Ciampino - man those juices are tricky at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM

These eyes...Guess Who.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (4p0Xq)

521 So dying for Allah = good
Maimed for Allah = bad

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (d+Q1U)

522 Not widely known but he was a huge fan of Hawaiian shirts and cargo shorts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:01 PM (U7wke)

Hah, no. That was Alexandre Dumas. He cut quite a swath in Parisienne high society doing his readings in that get up.

Bach liked those baggy Dutch trousers with the big buttons in front. That is what Mickey Mouse was modeled on, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (D7oie)

523 So you CAN spell pager without the i's

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:15 PM (LCr8f)

524 I know you're more thoughtful than this

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (+oqUV)

You're mom's full. But not full of thoughts. Dicks aren't thoughts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (0FoWg)

525 Here's a simple test.
Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him. Would you shrug? Think, people. You're going wrong here.

Posted by: Bach in Black

--------------

Who ultimately killed the children of Hiroshima and Nagasaki -- Japan's leadership or America's?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (FAfbE)

526 Presuming the pagers were in pockets I would assume you'd have to amputate more legs then you would have to tell with head injuries.

Unless...did they pager go off, the jihadi picked it up to read and THEN they blew up?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (oZhjI)

527 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

=====

We can set up a hungry hungry hippos game.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

528 >>50 basis cut.
Here comes more inflation.

Just like 2000(dot com) and 2007(GFC)...

but don't you DARE say 'Recession'.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (i+/BD)

529 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

------------------

Samesies!

Posted by: Mossad at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (2UnvF)

530 The pagers are bad, but the kids with AK-47s are fine.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (d+Q1U)

531 So, Fen, what's the answer to your joke?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

532 Funny enough I did have leftists defending Hezbollah on my 2024 bingo card.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (Y/tQ+)

533 Speaking of pagers I'm the mood for a picture of Paige Spiranic.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (FfSAJ)

534 531 So, Fen, what's the answer to your joke?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

Rectum? Damn near killed'em!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (KbCG3)

535 We can set up a hungry hungry hippos game.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM

I just lost my diet coke. LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (4p0Xq)

536 502 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

https://mol.im/a/13864685
Posted by: Ciampino - man those juices are tricky at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (qfLjt

The eyes have it!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (pohLc)

537 The rate lowering is all about the Presidential race. Trying to get that temporary and dangerous economic bump.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (jNAzB)

538 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

This is sick and funny but mostly funny.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (LCr8f)

539 533 Speaking of pagers I'm the mood for a picture of Paige Spiranic.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (FfSAJ)

Gifs are more fun.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 02:17 PM (KbCG3)

540 Funny enough I did have leftists defending Hezbollah on my 2024 bingo card.
Posted by: News Update a

Shit, that's a free square.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:18 PM (CIS44)

541 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

I'm still waiting for an answer to my #121. For some reason, I'm pretty sure I'll never get one. Granted, the original comment was directed at Geraghty, but since you've decided you're morally superior to the common herd, I expect you've got a ready answer.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:18 PM (xCA6C)

542 So, Fen, what's the answer to your joke?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

-------------------------

So the bartender says to the horse hey, why the long face?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 02:18 PM (2UnvF)

543 Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.
-
So your child is among the leadership of Hezbollah?
Because they didn't hand the pagers out like candy, the whole point was to have a system that was secure from Israeli eavesdropping.

Posted by: Goku at September 18, 2024 02:18 PM (Dnobf)

544 Think of the Children...

Posted by: Blech in Black at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (mGdQO)

545 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

'more'? This is merely an increase in the number of eyes you remove?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (RwzGD)

546
Who ultimately killed the children of Hiroshima and Nagasaki -- Japan's leadership or America's?

We should have gassed them all.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (vqGhi)

547 "Unless...did they pager go off, the jihadi picked it up to read and THEN they blew up?"

I saw a report yesterday that they did indeed make the pagers give off a 'Message' tone several seconds before they exploded.

Would expel the taking the pager out of the pocket and near the face to read the message.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (a1415)

548
I saw the video of an ER yesterday and it was 100% military age males. Not a single child to be seen. No, these pagers went to the right people. The same people who daily send indiscriminate rockets into Israel in an attempt to kill men, women, and children.

Not a single crocodile tear to be shed if they now are on the path to gender reassignment. FAFO.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (RKVpM)

549 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified.

I'm still waiting for an answer to my #121. For some reason, I'm pretty sure I'll never get one. Granted, the original comment was directed at Geraghty, but since you've decided you're morally superior to the common herd, I expect you've got a ready answer.

I'd also like an answer to my #168. If you don't have one, then you're just the most cynical kind of virtue signaler. You aren't, are you?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C)

550 new game ! guess which retarder troll is back !

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (V13WU)

551
Here my child, carry my pager so you can know what it is like to be a soldier of Allah. You are so brave, you will grow up to kill so many of them, you will never stop.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie)

In about two days all coms devices will be carried by a woman or child who will be forced to walk two steps behind and one to the right of all hezbollah fighters.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (r4dF9)

552 Think of the Children...

And the kittens!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (vqGhi)

553 Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.

Is this attempt to make terrorists be the victims coming from the Party that aborts, mutilates, sells into child sex slavery and grooms children telling us that we don't care about children because of their fucked up Normal Rockwell depiction of Hezbollah terrorists?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (rHxhM)

554 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Sent you a text. If you don't have it, I'll send it from town.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (u82oZ)

555 Doubt this rate cut does much for the election. These things take several months to start showing up in economic data. Election is already under way and will be done in what 6 weeks? There will be minimal if any effect from this cut during this time.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Y/tQ+)

556 50 point rate cut
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

Gotta get Kamala elected
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt)

No doubt it'll have a massive impact before early voting starts. More likely this is an attempt to stir up inflation again to blame on Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (U7wke)

557 Unless...did they pager go off, the jihadi picked it up to read and THEN they blew up?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:16 PM (oZhjI)

That seems to have been the play. Device beeps, Mahmoud reads the message: "hey, gonna come around at twelve, got a couple of French Alpine nannies just dying to meet you," then - blammo, right to the eyeballs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (0FoWg)

558 But exploding pagers that can easily randomly end up in the hands of unsuspecting children whose parents sought to keep them away from the terrorists IS NOT.
Fix your hearts, people. This is not right. It cannot be justified. ....

Give that ignorant strawman a pager .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (jNAzB)

559 expel=explain

F'n auto-cucumber.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (a1415)

560 >>Imagine you were born into poverty in the Palestinian territories. Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists. Now imagine that one of those pagers wound up in the hands of your child and it killed him.
------------

I'd have to imagine it. Never really happens.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (z+ik4)

561 Think of the Children...

With Haiti, Weinstein, Maxwell, John Legend, P Diddy, and Ghislaine Maxwell hitting the news this week, I definitely do!

Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (uVcOS)

562 The very best. With the help of God.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

563 502 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

https://mol.im/a/13864685
Posted by: Ciampino - man those juices are tricky at September 18, 2024 02:12 PM (qfLjt

Anybody else get a mental picture of a milk bucket full of eyeballs on a nasty, bloody floor, maybe one or two that fell out of the bucket and got stepped on and squished?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (pohLc)

564 Seems Legit: "Okay, now I know someone is using this nic to be funny."

Clearly. First time I've ever read a comment pleading for Ace to descend Mount Horeb to save his flock.

And I've been here since the era of Bush Jr./9-11.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (aXxgO)

565 Give that ignorant strawman a pager .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth a

*snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)

566 Wish they'd do their cell phones next.....they all gotta be crappin' their man jammies

Posted by: zooomzooom at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (rfnUk)

567 Throw the Third Switch!

Not...not the Third Switch!

Throw it, throw it I tell you!

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (MX0bI)

568 The Haitians are grilling the dead Hezbollah leaders!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (4p0Xq)

569 Salty!

No text yet.

Wait....let me check my pager.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (a1415)

570 I'm still waiting for an answer to my #121. For some reason, I'm pretty sure I'll never get one. Granted, the original comment was directed at Geraghty, but since you've decided you're morally superior to the common herd, I expect you've got a ready answer.

I'd also like an answer to my #168. If you don't have one, then you're just the most cynical kind of virtue signaler. You aren't, are you?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C

Do you think this guy ever goes on to h4ma5 websites and scolds them for baking children ? Cause you know he cares about the kids.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (r4dF9)

571 502 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

Basil II, your Imperial Majesty, any comment?

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (1Jjbo)

572 >>That seems to have been the play. Device beeps, Mahmoud reads the message: "hey,

looks like our table is ready."

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (i+/BD)

573 But roasting a jooo baby alive in front of the parents is totes ok.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (vqGhi)

574 I'm on it like white on rice Bach in Back

Posted by: Ace at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (mGdQO)

575 Hezbollah oysters on the menu boys.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:22 PM (FfSAJ)

576 Luzerne County has officially withdrawn all "DROP BOX" locations for the 2024 Presidential Election.

=======

PA is gonna be slightly less hinky.

Slightly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

577 Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Y/tQ+)

Exactly why they are not worried about the inflation that will result but the immediate effect that is the stock market, housing and credit. Perception is stronger than the truth much of the time.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (jNAzB)

578 How are they making them go boom?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (EGSGm)

579 So, we are officially in recession now. The fed cutting rates is recession signal 100% of the time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (CO3Sc)

580 AnonyBotymousDrivel

He expects moral purity from a hobo-killing, messenger bag wearing, Ewok. He has issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (u82oZ)

581 But roasting a jooo baby alive in front of the parents is totes ok.
Posted by: Commissar of

A 'blessing of liberty' if you will

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

582 Gordo is a good one to have in your head. Heck of a songwriter.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 18, 2024 01:46 PM (xcxpd)

Probably a top 3 Canadian songwriter up there with Leonard Cohen and Robbie Robertson.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (Ry+3Q)

583
With Haiti, Weinstein, Maxwell, John Legend, P Diddy, and Ghislaine Maxwell hitting the news this week, I definitely do!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM

What did that prick Legend do?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:23 PM (4p0Xq)

584 I hope the talkie played Jeff's I keel u
Audio before the boom boom

Posted by: Rhennigantx at September 18, 2024 02:24 PM (DB0ns)

585 >> So, we are officially in recession now. The fed cutting rates is recession signal 100% of the time.

It's pronounced Bidenomics.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:24 PM (i+/BD)

586 *Beep

"Achmed, local goats in the area want to meet you!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3)

587 Lebanese doctor says he has 'never had to remove more eyes'

Basil II, your Imperial Majesty, any comment?
Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo

Pfft. Piker.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

588 If so, doesn't that mean I don't have to care about Mexico, Baltimore, Chicago, etc. too?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 02:07 PM (d+Q1U)

I'm certain you could make a legit argument over Mexico. Baltimore, Chicago, and etc. might be trickier but I'd allow it if I were a judge.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (U7wke)

589 121 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

https://cbsnews.com/news/hezbollah

And how many innocent Israeli children would the now hors de combat terrorists have killed?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:35 PM (xCA6C)

Muslims proudly boast about their own kids dying as it aids their supposed cause.

if Islam did not have as its goal the eradication of Israel, and the death of every Jew and infidel on the planet, then Israel would not be doing this right now.

Israel regrets innocent deaths. But the fault is squarely on the heads of those who have been waging Jihad since the 15th century, FFS!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (x0n13)

590 66
Like elephant jokes when I was (a lot) younger. I suspect even most of the Horde doesn't remember those.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 01:31 PM (1bNHn)
----
There was at least one book published of those jokes, in my time.

Posted by: Ciampino - hiding in cherry trees at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (qfLjt)

591

In WWII the US warned Japan that a devastating, unprecedented military attack was coming. The Japanese refused to surrender - even after the first bomb.
There was predictable collateral damage that the Japanese leadership knew was coming. The Japanese leadership was responsible for continuing the war that led to this damage.

Both atomic bombs hit their intended targets.

When you distribute thousands of booby-trapped domestic devices, you cannot possibly control the targeting.
That's the difference.
You have gone from supporting a just-cause war to cheering for a terrorist act. There's a huge difference.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (+oqUV)

592 Loaded tampons. Let's give the terrorists a pussy shortage.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (g8Ew8)

593 555 Doubt this rate cut does much for the election. These things take several months to start showing up in economic data. Election is already under way and will be done in what 6 weeks? There will be minimal if any effect from this cut during this time.
Posted by: News Update
=====
Stock Markets had already calculated the rate cut. Little change in the markets.

Short term t bonds and bills less than three years dropped in price, longer term bonds gained.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (SI97o)

594 Boom Box sales plummet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)

595 Loaded tampons. Let's give the terrorists a pussy shortage.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

They put tampons in their goats?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (CIS44)

596 121 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Yet, I just did. And laughed too. Suck it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (4p0Xq)

597 Mossad needs to rig up some exploding goats.

Maybe just post some videos saying they are under test.

Bah-bah-BLAM!

That would really freak them out.

Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (QB+5g)

598 Washington saved the children. But not the British children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

599 hey, gonna come around at twelve, got a couple of goats just dying to meet you,

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (vqGhi)

600 Apparently the "Hungarian company" that reportedly produced the pagers ..... was a front, its phone number is dead, and its web presence is weird and suspect.

Bwahahahah.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (GcNJ2)

This is why you don't always go for the lowest price when you have billions of dollars of UN and western money in your pockets.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (n7h9X)

601 Wait...WHAT????? I think you are serious, so take this seriously when I say I think only a complete fucking idiot could have come up with that oh-so-hot take...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 18, 2024 01:44 PM (5AVMW)

------------------

We shall see. I doubt they would've done this unless they though it absolutely necessary.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (PSopn)

602 Exactly why they are not worried about the inflation that will result but the immediate effect that is the stock market, housing and credit. Perception is stronger than the truth much of the time.

I can't tell you the number of people I know who are holding back on big financial decisions until after the ballots have been counted in ~~November~~ December.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (rHxhM)

603 Christians, and moral people in general, should avoid war when possible.

And when it isn't possible to avoid it they should fight it as brutally and violently as possible to bring it to an end sooner.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 02:10 PM (oZhjI)

Sadly, there are far too many immoral people in positions of power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (U7wke)

604 "...doing the same "joke" then becomes funny again through pure insistence."

That in itself is funny.

Posted by: look whats not at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (nakGR)

605 >>There was at least one book published of those jokes, in my time.

Offensive. That is what those bokks are.

Posted by: Babar at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (i+/BD)

606 When you distribute thousands of booby-trapped domestic devices, you cannot possibly control the targeting.
That's the difference.
You have gone from supporting a just-cause war to cheering for a terrorist act. There's a huge difference.

Still waiting. 121 and 168, in case you forgot.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (xCA6C)

607

Sefton, I have tremendous respect for you and Ace.
But I disagree on this issue.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (+oqUV)

608 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (+oqU

Seems like they did control the targeting . You can't be that dense so I assume you are a sock just trying to stir up crap for your own amusement. You only deal in retarded hypotheticals.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (jNAzB)

609 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM

How many civilians died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)

610 591 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (+oqUV)

It's not a terrorist act. It's a tragic accident of a war that the terrorists have brought upon themselves in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (x0n13)

611 Ace as a latter-day Moses. That's a hot take.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:05 PM

He can't part the Red Sea, but he can make all the text red, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (ZANHd)

612 Hey Abdul, check that vibrator before you put it in my squeak hole.

Posted by: Mohammed at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (7ydyJ)

613
With Haiti, Weinstein, Maxwell, John Legend, P Diddy, and Ghislaine Maxwell hitting the news this week, I definitely do!
Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2024 02:21 PM (uVcOS)

Maxwell reports after her failed appeal attempt
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Conviction Is Upheld by 2nd US Circuit Court of Appeals – Jeffrey Epstein’s Accomplice Says ‘The Truth’ Will Come out in Her Autobiography

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (mGdQO)

614 I did not see the double-whammy of exploding walkie-talkies coming, that's for sure. What an operation!

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2024 02:29 PM (2cS/G)

615 7m
BREAKING: Lebanon's official news agency reports that home solar energy systems exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:32 PM (IG4Id)

Cast Iron Stoves sill work fine. Another Ecology related death.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:29 PM (n7h9X)

616 Maxwell reports after her failed appeal attempt
Ghislaine Maxwell’s Conviction Is Upheld by 2nd US Circuit Court of Appeals – Jeffrey Epstein’s Accomplice Says ‘The Truth’ Will Come out in Her Autobiography
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! a

Hey Buy My Book!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44)

617 I guess this is what "bombing them back to the Stone Age" looks like.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 02:29 PM (42IOy)

618 Sefton, I have tremendous respect for you and Ace.
But I disagree on this issue.

Posted by: Bach in Black

Fine. Then flounce off and not have anything more to do with us, you Allah-fearing "Christian."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)

619 elephant jokes

Green achers

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:30 PM (vqGhi)

620 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (+oqUV)

If Israel drops a two thousand pound bomb on a Hezbollah member's house to make a point, the children are dead too and that's clearly a morally good action.

Why is it somehow bad if a more precise attack somehow goes awry in a tiny (less than a percent) of cases?

Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2024 02:30 PM (Dnobf)

621 Targeting terrorists with a pager or air strikes on suspected terrorist target locations? Which one is more conscious of avoiding civilian casualties?

Don't answer that retard. It's obviously rhetorical.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:30 PM (jNAzB)

622 >>It's not a terrorist act. It's a tragic accident of a war

Not even.

In order for it to qualify as Tragic, you would have to value the lives of Islamists.
And I do not.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (i+/BD)

623 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM

How many civilians died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)

A good number, though Nagasaki was something of a fizzle due to the terrain.

Not nearly as many as in the repeated fire bombings of every city in Japan aside from a few reserved for nuke bombing or preserved for historical reasons.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (n7h9X)

624 Loaded tampons. Let's give the terrorists a pussy shortage.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (g8Ew

---
Oh, a dick shortage is far, far more demoralizing, considering their hypermasculine society.

Give 'em a pussy shortage and they'll fuck each other. As it is, they can't fuck anything. That's way worse in their minds.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)

625 Is there anyway regular posters here could possibly stop insulting other regular conservative posters who are not trolls? People who are not voting for Democrats are not the enemy, even if you don't like their personality or you disagree with them on certain things.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (dTTBf)

626 This is exactly why my policy has always been “I’m on the side of the guys who invented a gun that shoots around corners”.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (3cXfB)

627 Que Mala test drove her new hispanic accent today

http://tiny.cc/s0kmzz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (RtqBS)

628 Fascinating...

Teamsters released results of their survey of members' preferences for presidential endorsement.

They did 2 surveys, one in July with Biden and one in September with Harris.

Biden won the first 44-33.

Trump won the second 60-30.

Removing Biden was a mistake, methinks. Polling is jacked and will not show it by design.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

629 Sefton, I have tremendous respect for you and Ace.
But I disagree on this issue.

I can respect that, but only if you show good faith and answer my #s 121 and 168.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (xCA6C)

630 Now they are going to have to wait for the next Prime day to order replacements!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (4p0Xq)

631 What did that prick Legend do?
Posted by: Minnfidel

John Legend is from Springfield, Ohio and was defending the Haitians. He's married to Chrissy Teigen. The Haiti connection and her predilections for children scream Hillary to me.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (ls1gy)

632 Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2024 02:30 PM (Dnobf)

Hey No fair . My internet delayed me for a minute.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (jNAzB)

633 If you get a call from Hezbollah command, you might be a terrorist.

Or just delivering pizzas.

Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (QB+5g)

634 OFF ACE sock

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (mGdQO)

635 Ah, we have reached the scolding part of the comments.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (42IOy)

636 There really is nothing more a bomb squad guy likes more than terrorists getting blowed up by bombs.

Well, maybe one or two things.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (xhfG9)

637 Next up: exploding wrist watches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

638 Is there anyway regular posters here could possibly stop insulting other regular conservative posters who are not trolls? People who are not voting for Democrats are not the enemy, even if you don't like their personality or you disagree with them on certain things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

We'll stop insulting you if you give us the answer to your joke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)

639 623 A good number, though Nagasaki was something of a fizzle due to the terrain.

Not nearly as many as in the repeated fire bombings of every city in Japan aside from a few reserved for nuke bombing or preserved for historical reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (n7h9X)

=======

Civilians die in war.

If you don't want your civilians to die in a war, don't go to war. Hezbollah should probably have stopped lobbing rockets into Israel months ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

640 {{{ FenelonSpoke}}}

For soothing.

One gain from the blog, back when we had Flamewar Friday, is a tough skin.

We do appreciate you. Really.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (u82oZ)

641 >I ask as a God fearing Christian: Ace, will you please help lead us, your audience, out of this moral darkness?

Narrator Morgan Freeman: But God hardened the heart of the Ewok Pharoh, and he harkened not unto them.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (cf/0E)

642 Que Mala test drove her new hispanic accent today

http://tiny.cc/s0kmzz
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM

She should do, Mexican word of the day.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (4p0Xq)

643 608 Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 02:25 PM (+oqU

Seems like they did control the targeting . You can't be that dense so I assume you are a sock just trying to stir up crap for your own amusement. You only deal in retarded hypotheticals.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (jNAzB)

Seems to me that mossad delivered a bulk shipment of pagers to one of the hez logistics planners who set up the pagers and passed them out to the troops. Do you think som hez foot soldier is letting his terror call to duty pager lay around for his kid to lose. That guy would get fragged by his own troops for breaking operational security.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (r4dF9)

644 >> Next up: exploding wrist watches.

I've never had to remove so many duodenums!

Posted by: Lebanese ER Doc at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (i+/BD)

645 Oldcat

Two atomic bombs did 3% of all damage to Japanese urban areas. We ran out of cities to burn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (u82oZ)

646 When you distribute thousands of booby-trapped domestic devices, you cannot possibly control the targeting.
That's the difference.
You have gone from supporting a just-cause war to cheering for a terrorist act. There's a huge difference.

Still waiting. 121 and 168, in case you forgot.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 02:27 PM (xCA6C)

Hezbollah has fired on Israel several times. These are all acts of war and thus not terrorist attacks. Hezbollah is the effective government of Lebanon, or at least since Lebanon tolerates them than they are complicit.

By the international laws of war, every Hezbollah terrorist can be shot on sight, as they are unlawful combatants.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (n7h9X)

647 It takes a special kind of reasoning to suggest taking out an entire city is morally superior to killing a couple of bystanders while making casualties of 3,000 terrorists. I have never seen a more humane strike in terms of collateral damage.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (CO3Sc)

648 "When you distribute thousands of booby-trapped domestic devices, you cannot possibly control the targeting. "

I don't think that word 'distribute' means what you think it means.

Asshats ordered the pagers for the use of other asshats in order to conduct terrorist raids against civilians.

This is a targeted strike, using the devices that the asshats themselves procured for the purpose of being asshats.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (a1415)

649 * rakes jail bars with tin cup *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (IG4Id)

650 Removing Biden was a mistake, methinks. Polling is jacked and will not show it by design.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:32

I am cautiously optimistic. That poll was brutal for Kamakla

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (+oR7L)

651 I want the Hezbollah explosion videos synched up to the 1812 Overture, and I want it yesterday.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (wBaIH)

652 Hey Abdul, check that vibrator before you put it in my squeak hole.

Posted by: Mohammed at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (7ydyJ)

------------------

[WILLOWED:]

All the Hezbollah boys have to be sweating about their teledildonic butt plugs right about now. Not enough to take them out. Such is the bravery of Mohammed's votaries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:19 PM (0FoWg)

--------------

I saw the Teledildonic Butt Plugs open for Gov't Mule at Caravan of Dreams in '96.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (bdsA4)

653 The Missed and IDF have shown a lot of restraint, all things considered. The ability to do so is the mark of a sophisticated, well developed military and intelligence agency.

If you put me in charge of this situation, there would just be wide scale chemical attacks and indiscriminate bombing raids in Gaza and Lebanon, Saddam Hussein style.

Lachrymose garment-renders should count their blessings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (0FoWg)

654 John Legend is from Springfield, Ohio and was defending the Haitians. He's married to Chrissy Teigen. The Haiti connection and her predilections for children scream Hillary to me.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (

Oh yea, I saw that. Funny he didn't send a video like that to Marthas Vineyard after they called in the National Guard for 50 brown people.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (4p0Xq)

655 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:26 PM (CIS44

You're on fire. I salute you.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (LCr8f)

656 650 I am cautiously optimistic. That poll was brutal for Kamakla
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (+oR7L)

=======

It was also almost all post-debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

657 Any word on whether the Red Crescent has any immediate job openings? Also, any journalists covering that region having trouble wearing a hat or keeping their glasses on their faces?

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 02:36 PM (dIske)

658 If you can't wage perfect warfare without any collateral damage, I guess you just have to left people fly planes into buildings or attack concerts.

Some people are suicidal.

Posted by: Figuratively Speaking at September 18, 2024 02:36 PM (XLQLg)

659 I want the Hezbollah explosion videos synched up to the 1812 Overture, and I want it yesterday.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Movement No. 4 of Dvorak's New World Symphony.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

660 Oh, a dick shortage is far, far more demoralizing, considering their hypermasculine society.

Give 'em a pussy shortage and they'll fuck each other. As it is, they can't fuck anything. That's way worse in their minds.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)

You're right. I guess I didn't think this all the way through.

*tears up letter to Mossad*

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (g8Ew8)

661 642 Que Mala test drove her new hispanic accent today

http://tiny.cc/s0kmzz
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM

She should do, Mexican word of the day.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:34 PM (4p0Xq)
Pendejo.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (FuCE/)

662 Hezbollah should probably have stopped lobbing rockets into Israel months ago."

If they had never started...there would be no need to stop.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (a1415)

663 Israel just penetrated Hezzbollah’s entire command and control network. They likely know every one of the people receiving those devices and where they live. They probably have tracked their movement. They also know their acquisition pipelines and structure. Going kinetic with the devices wasn’t the actual op, it was a fallback.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (s798l)

664 "Asshats ordered the pagers for the use of other asshats in order to conduct terrorist raids against civilians.

This is a targeted strike, using the devices that the asshats themselves procured for the purpose of being asshats.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"

If this is the way it going to go, I expect that weapons and munitions will be similarly booby trapped.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (vFG9F)

665 Biden's image was just that an image. It was fake. He was never one of the guys. He was never a normie. He was always a rich freak who was politically connected.

But the image stuck.

That made his candidacy in the primary of 2020. It's why he was able to stick out long enough to become the default non-Bernie choice.

Dumping him is telling the voters who made his candidacy in 2020 possible to fuck off. And replacing him with...Kamala.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

666 Is there anyway regular posters here could possibly stop insulting other regular conservative posters who are not trolls? People who are not voting for Democrats are not the enemy, even if you don't like their personality or you disagree with them on certain things.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Wait. Have you MET Commenter the Longtime Republican?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (LCr8f)

667 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (RtqBS)

And I wonder if any of the Latinos there were offended at her appropriating what she thinks is a Hispanic accent.? I think Kamala should get out of politics and do a comedy sitcom because I don't think they make "Frito Bandito" commercials anymore. or what was the cartoon with the Mexican mouse?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (dTTBf)

668 I love this blogsite.
Sad to learn there are so many here who cannot distinguish between PREDICTABLE collateral caused by military strikes on military targets

1. You're implying that your a regular moron? If so, use the nic that would be recognized, otherwise I call bullshit.
2. I suggest you read On War by Clausewitz if you think anything about war is PREDICTABLE. That's absurd.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (f+zED)

669 Israel please slow down a bit. I can only get so hard for so long.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (17s+e)

670 TJM agree, a prize puppet

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (fwDg9)

671 Civilians die in war.

If you don't want your civilians to die in a war, don't go to war. Hezbollah should probably have stopped lobbing rockets into Israel months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

Especially since, in a military/terror sense its a waste of resources. If you want to win, they should save missiles, fire them at troops, and swarm the border to create a real military problem.

One missile to create headlines is stupid game playing, not war.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (n7h9X)

672 These events look to shape the battlefield and communication is key. The Isreali needs the Hez to come South with these moves and fight them and that draws in the U.S. before the election. If the Israelis advance into territory held by the Hez , that’s their own fight. The Israelis are indeed fortunate that the Jordanian king holds his subjects back from crossing into eastern Israel and aids in the interception of Iranian weapons given the battle history between the two entities.

Posted by: Suspicious Gorn at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (S2V7A)

673 Hamas is assho!

Posted by: look whats not at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (nakGR)

674 Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (LCr8f)

Why? Does he insult people people too? I would think "longtime Republican" was a sock?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (dTTBf)

675 We are altering the deal that you attack us, and we hold back our full might. Pray we don't alter it further.

Behold the power of our fully operational weather control device!

Posted by: Darth Israel at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (QAK8m)

676 663 Israel just penetrated Hezzbollah’s entire command and control network. They likely know every one of the people receiving those devices and where they live. They probably have tracked their movement. They also know their acquisition pipelines and structure. Going kinetic with the devices wasn’t the actual op, it was a fallback.

Let that sink in.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2024 02:37 PM (s798l)

This.

It was an "All yor base are belong to us" message.

Hezbollah must have all crapped their pants.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (r4dF9)

677 Why haven't we been flooded with photos of children maimed by exploding pagers?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (FfSAJ)

678 How many civilians died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)

Geneva Convention notwithstanding, you could make the argument that the number is zero. Even if you disagree with the military posture of your government, unless you are actively engaged in sabotage, your actions almost certainly aid your military to some degree.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (U7wke)

679 If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (QB+5g)

680 I can't tell you the number of people I know who are holding back on big financial decisions until after the ballots have been counted in ~~November~~ December [2026].
------
New York Post @nypost 7h
Billionaire hedge funder John Paulson says he’ll yank his money from market if Kamala Harris wins election trib.al/5ZJTiNv

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (CEzQx)

681 Hamasoctonus

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (NMT5x)

682 > But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Innocent people get killed in war. It sucks, but demanding a zero innocent kill rate is demanding disarmament. Name any "just nation" in any "just war" and they have killed innocents. So far as I can tell, Israel's pager and radio bomb action has killed far fewer innocents than any Allied bombing run in WWII.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76)

683 Also Saddam did have leading Shiite cleric tortured by pounding carpet tacks into his skull, then set his beard on fire to execute him.

That's another thing I'd consider doing, in Israel's situation.

People should quit bitching about the nicer Jews than me do things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (0FoWg)

684 OFF ACE sock
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Socking Ace? Isn't that a bannable offense?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV)

685 NOOD Kami Accent

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (CIS44)

686 >>>Why haven't we been flooded with photos of children maimed by exploding pagers?

Working on it!

Posted by: AI at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (CwhoI)

687 NOOD

Posted by: Turn 2 at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (JfxgE)

688 Bach in Black is a sock. Has to be. I remember one time AtC got us all real good.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 02:13 PM (2UnvF)

Has lots of random comments going back years, so seems unlikely. Most under an older hash (7ubmG). A few comments with a bit overly optimistic assessments of Russia's military capabilities, but that wasn't all that uncommon a few years ago.

Posted by: Sjg at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (aqZN1)

689 627 Que Mala test drove her new hispanic accent today

http://tiny.cc/s0kmzz
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 02:32 PM (RtqBS)

'Mala, choo got some 'splainin' to do!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 18, 2024 02:42 PM (NMT5x)

690 Hezbollah must have all crapped their pants.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (r4dF9)

Oh, I imagine they're still crapping their pants.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (g8Ew8)

691 Civilians die in war.

If you don't want your civilians to die in a war, don't go to war. Hezbollah should probably have stopped lobbing rockets into Israel months ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

Hezzie supporter's weeping is not for the odd innocent, but the casualties in the guilty terrorists. They put their innocents in harms way as human shields all the time.

That's a violation of the laws of war too, you know.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (n7h9X)

692 Why haven't we been flooded with photos of children maimed by exploding pagers?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (FfSAJ)

The day is not over. I've been expected it. Muslim terrorists are as transparent as out conservative troll.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (jNAzB)

693 Why haven't we been flooded with photos of children maimed by exploding pagers?

They are still working on maiming little crisis actors.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (vqGhi)

694 nood

Special K

Posted by: banana Dream at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (Y6IkP)

695 Why? Does he insult people people too? I would think "longtime Republican" was a sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2024 02:39 PM (dTTBf)

I'm just saying you know that not everyone is what they say they are, AND this place has never been for the faint of brain.

Shit one of my first threads here I got reamed for stating a questionable fact. 2007 this place was fewer comments and tougher to post in.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:43 PM (LCr8f)

696 99 Hezbollah
'Sploding in the city streets
Panic bells, it's red alert
As their leaders lose their shirts
No members left to make decisions
After their sudden circumcisions
The terrorists have met their doom
As 99 Hezbollah go Boom!

Posted by: Another Anon at September 18, 2024 02:44 PM (TpbDw)

697 People here walk past the cube and wonder why I'm constantly giggling today. Probably need to leave and go play golf.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at September 18, 2024 02:44 PM (luW68)

698 Hezbollah and many other ME terrorist organizations routinely bring nefarious activities into their homes. They have also shown they do not value the lives of others, children or not. They see them as the enemy and will tell you that. To them it’s not collateral damage, it’s war. Most western nations do not directly target terrorists families. It is the terrorists who bring their families to the battlefield. Reap what you sow.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2024 02:45 PM (s798l)

699 133 That's okay. I'm sure Hamas and Hezbollah can just design, engineer, and fabricate their own communications devices from now on.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 18, 2024 01:36 PM (bNf8H)
----
Isn't obama-era clock boy all grownup now?

Posted by: Ciampino - hiding in cherry trees. at September 18, 2024 02:46 PM (qfLjt)

700 Geneva Convention notwithstanding, you could make the argument that the number is zero. Even if you disagree with the military posture of your government, unless you are actively engaged in sabotage, your actions almost certainly aid your military to some degree.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (U7wke)

Of course you still weren't there because the Kempeitai would shoot you in the back of the neck

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2024 02:46 PM (D7oie)

701 How many civilians died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2024 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)

Geneva Convention notwithstanding, you could make the argument that the number is zero. Even if you disagree with the military posture of your government, unless you are actively engaged in sabotage, your actions almost certainly aid your military to some degree.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 02:40 PM (U7wke)

By the laws of war, a defended city is free game. You have to leave it an 'open city' and declare it so to require the other side to care for civilians.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:46 PM (n7h9X)

702
Yeah, all financial decisions/extraneous spending is on hold until the election results are finalized. If it goes one way, life goes on. A different result with a Harris presidency? My neighbors may not like the decisions I make. A shitload of illegals could pay me rent to live here and make their lives miserable.

They should consider carefully.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 18, 2024 02:46 PM (RKVpM)

703 Innocent people get killed in war. It sucks, but demanding a zero innocent kill rate is demanding disarmament. Name any "just nation" in any "just war" and they have killed innocents. So far as I can tell, Israel's pager and radio bomb action has killed far fewer innocents than any Allied bombing run in WWII.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76)

6 day war was probably pretty clean, since it was all in the Sinai desert. The USS Liberty got shot up but they weren't civilians and were on a 'signal detection' spy mission in a war zone.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:51 PM (n7h9X)

704 674 Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (LCr8f)

Why? Does he insult people people too? I would think "longtime Republican" was a sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
=========
Concern trolling is where one claims solidarity with one's peers but then tries to shame them by claiming moral superiority for their position.

This blog skews toward those that are adamant defenders of Israel and recognize the long running indiscriminate terror attacks on Israelis by Iranian surrogates like Ham Ass and Hezbullshit types.

Most trolling ops were identified back in the day from Usenet and early tech blogging which is where Godwin's Law and the Not Sees comes into play.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2024 02:51 PM (SI97o)

705 More interestingly, Bach's prior comments included discussion of Vietnam and Russia/Ukraine and there wasn't any peacenik handwringing about the poor children caught in the crossfire in any of those.

I don't think the nic is now being socked by a troll, so I'd guess is they either have an attachment with the terrorists or a hatred of the Israelis. Because there's not much else that can explain someone's brain being broken over a military strike with such an incredibly low civilian collateral such as this.

Posted by: Sjg at September 18, 2024 02:51 PM (aqZN1)

706 But if a 12-year-old girl and an 11-year-old boy were killed by the exploding pagers, we shouldn't and can't just hand-wave that away.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2024 02:41 PM (Odg76)

Don't see Hezbollah caring at all for the Druze kids they fired missiles/shells at a few weeks ago. Once they do, I might start caring about their bystanders.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2024 02:53 PM (n7h9X)

707 6 day war was probably pretty clean, since it was all in the Sinai desert. The USS Liberty got shot up but they weren't civilians and were on a 'signal detection' spy mission in a war zone.
Posted by: Oldcat
=====
Intl waters and neutral flag did not give the green light to attack the Liberty. That situation and massive revulsion in the US caused Israel to apologize for that one and pay damages.

Never try to justify the unjustifiable.

Similar situation in hitting the Chinese Embassy in Serbia back in the 90's by the US. Situations like that demand apologies and damages by the offending country.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2024 02:54 PM (SI97o)

708 Also, it's not like the pagers held a huge amount of explosives in them. Even if it was due to size constraints and not mercy, it's not the same as putting a car-bomb outside the housing of 3,000 known Hezbollah agents.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 02:55 PM (CEzQx)

709 I'd say it was Iranian terrorism money well spent.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 18, 2024 02:56 PM (qZdIZ)

710 Hamas: Tunnels!

Israel: Special Tunnel Troops!

Me: Spray-N-Foam. Every time you find a tunnel entrance, ventilation or exhaust port, seal it.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 18, 2024 03:01 PM (MX0bI)

711

One final point:
The civilian populations of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki received advanced leaflets from the US warning that a massive bombing was coming from a new, super-powerful weapon.

Sorry, you simply cannot justify exploding pagers killing children.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 03:01 PM (+oqUV)

712 I'm interested in how that happens. As part of an inside the house device, or part of a battery storage system?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 02:00 PM (RKVpM)

Built into the panels themselves apparently. It alerts you to any problems. It also allows the manufacturer (a Canadian company) to monitor the performance of the panels over time.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 03:03 PM (mvURQ)

713 1. You're implying that your a regular moron? If so, use the nic that would be recognized, otherwise I call bullshit.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 18, 2024 02:38 PM (f+zED)

You can type the hash and site:acecomments.mu.nu into a search engine. In this case also the name surrounded in quotes "Bach in Black" since it seems like his hash changed a couple months ago. His previous hash was (7ubmG).

Posted by: Sjg at September 18, 2024 03:03 PM (aqZN1)

714 I can't stop laughing about this whole thing.

Tuesday was page a terrorist day.

Wednesday apparently is walkie talkie day.

Whats the spread in the sports book for tomorrow being IPad/Laptop Thursday? The increased volume of laptops vs pagers/walkie talkies should yield some significantly larger booms.

Hey Achmed...ya got mail, tee hee.

They will be reduced to using smoke signals before too long.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at September 18, 2024 03:06 PM (cCxiu)

715 Sorry, you simply cannot justify exploding pagers killing children.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 03:01 PM (+oqUV)

Where was this concern for Ukraine? Vietnam? Afghan? Iraq?

You seemed pretty gung-ho about the might of the Russian military and the U.S. military in other comments.

Posted by: Sjg at September 18, 2024 03:08 PM (aqZN1)

716 And Hezbollah still owes thousands on the service contracts for each pager and walkie-talkie.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 18, 2024 03:08 PM (sFNX2)

717 Again, I'll say, likely some innocent people were killed, because some of the gear purchased by Hezbollah was stolen and sold. Likely by Hezbollah soldiers themselves.

You're buying and distributing 2,500 pagers to your soldiers, so what if a 100-go missing? The 100 pagers end up being sold at Achmed's discount electronics to unsuspecting buyers.

So yeah, you might get a few innocents rolled up in this mess, but it's all points back to Hezbollah.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 18, 2024 03:09 PM (mvURQ)

718 Glad I own Yaesu gear.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 18, 2024 03:15 PM (JSF6W)

719 Now imagine that you disagreed with the majority of your neighbors who thought conducting terrorist attacks against Israel was righteous and so sought to keep yourself and your family away from the terrorists.
Posted by: Bach in Black

Is this before of after your neighbors behead you and rape all the women in your household to death for sympathizing with the enemy?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 18, 2024 03:26 PM (hB7mE)

720 That's terrible thing to happen, it really is. Really. I mean it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 03:31 PM (sRfrW)

721 Sorry, you simply cannot justify exploding pagers killing children.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 18, 2024 03:01 PM (+oqUV)

Don't be a terrorist and your kids don't get killed. See how easy that is? Now go back under your bridge.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 18, 2024 03:32 PM (sRfrW)

722 $20 says that their cell phones explode tomorrow.

Posted by: Max Entropy at September 18, 2024 03:33 PM (oxDA9)

723 FWIW, the Youtube link for the Blondie song led off with an ad where the song was "Dancing in the Fire" by the weekend. Made me smile.

Posted by: Sven at September 18, 2024 03:35 PM (h8sVG)

724 As Karl Childers would say, "Some people calls 'em walkie-talkies, I calls 'em boom boxes."

Posted by: DougT at September 18, 2024 03:43 PM (FGQ01)

725 "Sorry, you simply cannot justify exploding pagers killing children."

How about sticking them in an oven and cooking them alive?

War is Hell.

Posted by: pawn at September 18, 2024 03:45 PM (QB+5g)

726 When them vibrators blow all them dudes going to have extra large buttholes.

Posted by: Twenty Seven at September 18, 2024 03:58 PM (Vu7A1)

Processing 0.1, elapsed 0.1126 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0326 seconds, 735 records returned.
Page size 341 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.