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The DHS's Evasiveness and Incompetence Is Too Much Even for Leftwing Democrat Partisan Senator Richard "Danang Dick" Blumenthal, Who Accuses the Agency of "Stonewalling" About Its Botched Protection of Trump

Before that: The report about a bomb being found near a Trump rally is claimed to have been a false report.

Police say there is no threat to former President Donald Trump's rally site on Long Island after 'explosives' were reportedly found in a car near the site.

A spokesperson for the Nassau County Police Department confirmed to DailyMail.com that 'there was a suspicious occurrence' on Wednesday ahead of Trump's speech where thousands of MAGA fans are gathering.

But there is 'no validity' to a report that there was an 'explosive device found.'

'Reports of explosives being found at the site are unfounded,' said Nassau County Commissioner of Police Patrick Ryde.

'There is a person who is being questioned who may have been training a bomb detection dog near the site. The individual with the bomb dog falsely reported explosives being found and that individual is currently being detained by police.'

And when you've lost Dick Blumenthal...

A Democratic senator accused the U.S. Department of Homeland Security of "stonewalling" requests for information about the first attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump.

Sen. Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., told reporters Monday from a Senate office building that DHS has not provided documents, witnesses nor other evidence relating to the July assassination attempt.

"I am reaching the point of total outrage, because the response from the Department of Homeland Security has been totally lacking. In fact, I think it's tantamount to stonewalling in many respects," Sen. Blumenthal said.

The Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs has been investigating any security failures that led to the assassination attempt. Sen. Blumenthal sits on that committee.

"The Department of Homeland Security has to be more forthcoming, not only to me, but to the American people, and it has to do it quickly or it will fuel the conspiracy theories that are so dangerous to our democracy, as well as undermining its own credibility," he said.

One of those conspiracy theories is that government actors orchestrated the shooting. Rep. Eli Crane, R-Ariz., said in a radio interview that he didn't "put it past some of the people in our government to do anything necessary to hold on to power," according to The New York Times.

Sen. Blumenthal said that he has expressed his frustration to DHS, adding that he would support a subpoena to obtain evidence of what actually happened.

"I'll certainly support a subpoena. It takes very little drafting to do a subpoena here and even less time," he noted. "I know how to do subpoenas. I'm ready, willing and able to use the subpoena process if necessary to get information from the Department of Homeland Security."

The Secret Service admits that it again failed to follow its own procedures in providing Fake Protection to Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there.

What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM




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1 Stolen valor Blumenthal ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:12 PM (IyPmt)

2 what a Dick ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2024 12:13 PM (Cus5s)

3 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 55m
UPDATE: Apparently the explosives found at the Trump rally were being used to help
train a bomb sniffing dog and are not a threat

Nassau County Police Commissioner says:

“Reports of explosives being found at the site are unfounded. There is a person who is being questioned who may have been training a bomb detection dog near the site," said Commissioner of Police Patrick Ryder.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 49m
Why are they questioning someone who brought explosives to help train a bomb dog?

Wouldn’t they know who is doing bomb detection?

This is strange

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 12:13 PM (CEzQx)

4 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 12:13 PM (fwDg9)

5 Schumer will tell Danang Dick to shut up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:13 PM (63Dwl)

6 "I'll certainly support a subpoena. It takes very little drafting to do a subpoena here and even less time," he noted. "I know how to do subpoenas. I'm ready, willing and able to use the subpoena process if necessary to get information from the Department of Homeland Security."

Yes, but will he roll up his sleeves?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (PiwSw)

7 Secret Cervix isn't covering themselves in glory. By design.

If the rot is this deep in the USSS imagine how really deep it goes elsewhere in feral gov.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

8 top. men.

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (25k9m)

9 "I am reaching the point of total outrage, because the response from the Department of Homeland Security has been totally lacking. In fact, I think it's tantamount to stonewalling in many respects," Sen. Blumenthal said.

======

If this is genuine, it probably extends to a belief that the administrative state is actually competent.

Seeing that it's not competent has got to be damaging.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

10 Hezbolah Walkie Talkie blew up at the funeral for one of the clowns blown up by a pager.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (Da7Vv)

11 "I'll certainly support a subpoena. It takes very little drafting to do a subpoena here and even less time," he noted. "I know how to do subpoenas. I'm ready, willing and able to use the subpoena process if necessary to get information from the Department of Homeland Security."
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And what will you do when the DHS tells you to GFY?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (7fElN)

12 They just need new pagers.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (1bNHn)

13 Mayorkas is evil. Would not be surprised to learn he is building a lair.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (p4NUW)

14 The Secret Service admits that it again failed to follow its own procedures in providing Fake Protection to Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there.

Because it's a conspiracy. They're trying to kill him.

Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, Enemy Action at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (NehaE)

15 Hezbolah Walkie Talkie blew up at the funeral for one of the clowns blown up by a pager.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (Da7Vv)
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Now THAT'S comedy!

Posted by: Slappy Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (7fElN)

16 Think this will convince Danang Dick to vote to throw Mayorkas out on his worthless elven ass or nah? nah right?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (CIS44)

17 Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 2h
My office has received a very serious shooting threat.

This division and hate campaign against Republicans is going to get someone killed. I will not be threatened, intimidated, or bow down to those using violence as a means to push their agenda. We will win.

America is the greatest country in the world. I will continue to fight for the wonderful people who have elected me as well as those across the country that feel that they are being left behind.

Please keep my family in your prayers. Hate has no place here.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (CEzQx)

18 So it's okay to diss SS because the Dem media and the rest of the lefties are out there telling us Trump is the threat and he deserves to be shot.. Can you blame the SS for being lackluster in their protection ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (IyPmt)

19 Hezbolah Walkie Talkie blew up at the funeral for one of the clowns blown up by a pager.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (Da7Vv)

Oh man, that's like getting your chocolate in my peanut butter good...

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (V7158)

20 What would you say you do here?

Count the days until my pension vests, baybee!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (U7wke)

21 "he response from the Department of Homeland Security has been totally lacking"

=================

Remember, Tom Nichols thinks these smart bureaucrats should be running things and dumb people like Trump should be nowhere near power.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (i7Q7S)

22 Dick 'I was in Vietnam ' Blumenthal??

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (Oy/m2)

23 Gaslighting, Gaslighting, Gaslighting, all the way down.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (UnA8+)

24 8 top. men.
Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (25k9m)
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Don't forget the little fat girls. They are a vital part.

Their job is to be sure the assassins are safe.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (1bNHn)

25 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon

Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)

26 What would you say you do here?

Posted by: Ace at 12:12 PM



Your mom.

Posted by: Crazy at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (UeZ95)

27 I think Blumenthal's issue is that they're just not respecting his authorita.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (PiwSw)

28 "The Secret Service admits that it again failed to follow its own procedures in providing Fake Protection to Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there. What would you say you do here?"

My initial gut reaction in the immediate aftermath of the first assassination attempt was undoubtedly correct: this is not a serious of mistakes or failures. This is deliberate and intentional malfeasance in the eager hope that someone murders Trump.

I don't see how there's any other way to look at it. If anyone thinks differently, then answer me this one simple question: If this is all just mistakes, what would they have done differently if it was indeed intentional malfeasance? I can't think of anything.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

29 As I learned from a former FBI Agent during a podcast interview, unlike the FBI, DOJ and CIA that have a semblance of process, procedure and accountability, DHS has none of that, and are largely unaccountable, to anyone, intentionally so.

Well, Congress, it's time for you to get off your asses and fix the mess you made.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (XV/Pl)

30 21 Remember, Tom Nichols thinks these smart bureaucrats should be running things and dumb people like Trump should be nowhere near power.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 12:15 PM (i7Q7S)

=======

Smart bureaucrats intentionally not doing their job because they think someone who should lawfully be protected by them isn't deserving is fine.

Because they're smart, and they must be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

31 Bloomy is such a Leftist, what makes me think he wants their narrative to be the outcome?

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (fwDg9)

32 Imagine putting "explosives" in a car to train a bomb detection dog nearby a Trump rally location.

The dog should be training the retard handler.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (xaNfJ)

33 The Secret Service admits that it again failed to follow its own procedures in providing Fake Protection to Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there.

==

perhaps we can find a new director ?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (V13WU)

34 When a complete ass like Blumenthal appears to be making sense I have to wonder why and it makes me suspicious…. I can’t imagine why but he’s not an honest person.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (t3Itw)

35 Maybe we need to work on special new suppositories for our friends in the media.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (1bNHn)

36 GA poll

Trump +3

What's worse for Kalama?

It's post debate AND pre assassination attempt.

Posted by: It's happening at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (JKuOo)

37 Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)
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If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

38 They just need new pagers.

I tried to tell 'em.

Posted by: Gwen Walz at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (/y8xj)

39 Forgive me for my jr. high humor, I saw the opportunity and I took it.

Posted by: Crazy at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (UeZ95)

40 27 I think Blumenthal's issue is that they're just not respecting his authorita.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (PiwSw)

=======

Could easily be that simple.

He would be okay with security failures. It doesn't affect him.

What does affect him is an administration lackey not realizing that he's a Senator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

41 I saw the blurb about Danang Dick yesterday on This Very Site, and thought, "Blumenthal?!?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (VdhcA)

42 I'm sure Blumenthal is really in tears over it.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (LCr8f)

43 Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina 2h
This division and hate campaign against Republicans is going to get someone killed.

It. already. did. Corey Comperatore

or, does she mean someone important?

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (vmzTg)

44 See? Trump is a threat.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (VGOMa)

45 it seems like the heat sensor technology would be helpful in flushing out would be assassins hiding in the weeds

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (dCxaZ)

46 I think we know why Hillary slithered out and forcefully condemned "misinformation."

Ther's going to be a lot more suspicious info uncovered/leaking about the latest attempt, about the SS, about the shooter's weird activities and interactions with the feds.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (Pijte)

47 Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)

From now on, when the microwave dings in Beirut - everyone will duck....

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (V7158)

48 Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman 3h
🚨Sen. Rand Paul went SCORCHED EARTH on the mainstream media.

He said they are inciting “every crazy or angry person in our country.”

“They’re using lawfare against Donald Trump right now by using spurious charges.”

Why does ANYONE believe the mainstream media? They do NOTHING but lie and omit the truth.

People need to wake up!

https://tinyurl.com/24upnyhk
2:00 minutes; the voice of experience.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (CEzQx)

49 @36

>>It's post debate AND pre assassination attempt.

BUT KAMBLABLA WON THE DEBATE!!!!!!

--
TDS Tard Kidz

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 12:18 PM (XV/Pl)

50 Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

That's exactly how Ive seen it since J13. No they werent sitting in some smoked filled room with Crooks and telling him what to do. Just planned failures that makes it possible.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)

51 25 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)

I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)

52 Hey Dick, the House impeached Mayorkas and you guys took the unprecedented and unconstitutional step of ignoring it. You made him bullet proof, Dick. What did you expect?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (2UnvF)

53 It seems very out of character for any Democrat like Blumenthal to take this tack. I mean, good for him if he's actually putting aside politics to get to the bottom of this gross negligence. I guess I'm too jaded to think there isn't an ulterior motive. But for now, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (N2zvp)

54 Afternoon Ace. All of the scumbags in this administration know that it's ok to lie and not cooperate with investigations. They know the media will cover for them and ignoring and/or fighting against Congress will get them promoted or a cushy job in a think tank or academia.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (ddxsZ)

55 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (JMAcK)

56 If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

Carrier pigeons.

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)

57 Willowed, but:

Eventually, it's going to interesting to see how the Mossad will make tin cans and string explode.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 18, 2024 12:12 PM


"We've secretly replaced Hezbollah's long piece of string with det cord...let's see if they notice."

- The Mossad

"Achmed never blows up at home..."

- Achmed's wife

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (ZANHd)

58
46 I think we know why Hillary slithered out and forcefully condemned "misinformation."

Ther's going to be a lot more suspicious info uncovered/leaking about the latest attempt, about the SS, about the shooter's weird activities and interactions with the feds.

Posted by: Lizzy at September

Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)

59 When you’ve lost D’Nang Dick, well….

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (ejb7c)

60 "Because they're smart, and they must be right.


============

Exactamundo, Amigo.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (i7Q7S)

61 Refresh my memory...

How many Republicans have actually been attacked, shot, shot at since, say Obama was in office.

How many Democrats have?

Mean tweets don't count.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

62 it has to do it quickly or it will fuel the conspiracy theories that are so dangerous to our democracy

Oh, fuck off, dick.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (DTX3h)

63 So, the FiB missed with their windup discord toy. The CIA missed with their windup toy. And DHS/USSS is still effing evil, by making obvious opportunities available to get rid of the Orange Man. Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (C26rB)

64 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)

One of the great songs ever! Along with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (t3Itw)

65 "America is the greatest country in the world."
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Yeah, umm. About that.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (LCr8f)

66 60 "Because they're smart, and they must be right.


============

Exactamundo, Amigo.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (i7Q7S)

========

1. Smart people are never wrong.
2. Smart people are never influenced by things other than their expertise.
3. Smart people are experts at everything.
4. I'm a dumbass.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

67 Mayorkas is evil. Would not be surprised to learn he is building a lair.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (p4NUW)
______

He's not cool enough for a lair, unless maybe it's in the sewers like the CHUD monsters

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (iFTx/)

68
He thinks they should have got Trump the first time.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (1gUuO)

69 The NY Post had an article up showing that there were known security vulnerabilities that the USSS was aware of. This is because the press would routinely take photos of Trump through the fence with the SS aware of it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (CgVac)

70 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)


A Hezbollah official... a Hezbollah official... I picture a terrorist bureaucrat going into the office every day, going over his list of Jews to decide who they should kill, checking off every name. Counting the days until his pension vests.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (U7wke)

71 Scott Pressler sounded the alarm on a serious voter registration problem in PA.

They are dragging their feet on getting all the new registered voters names into the system and getting ballots mailed out to them in time. And they've even implied it's not possible at this point for that to happen before Election Day.

Meanwhile early voting ballots have already gone out to PA mailboxes.

Scott has worked tirelessly to get new voters registered there, and actually has flipped a few counties red in voter registration. Guess who they suspect the new registered voters are voting for? Guess why they just might be dragging their feet on getting them ballots?

It must be frustrating for Scott to work so hard, so tirelessly, and see the left pull one more devious tactic to undo all his work. Hope he, Lara Trump, and the voters there can get this sorted out .

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (7rXq5)

72 62 Refresh my memory...

How many Republicans have actually been attacked, shot, shot at since, say Obama was in office.

How many Democrats have?

Mean tweets don't count.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)
________
Don't count? They're worse than murder!

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (1bNHn)

73 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)
________

I'd personally go with Thunderstruck ....

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

74 >>> 'There is a person who is being questioned who may have been training a bomb detection dog near the site. The individual with the bomb dog falsely reported explosives being found and that individual is currently being detained by police.'

Isn't this more like a hoax?
With 'training ma dog' as cover?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (/lPRQ)

75 Ooo, more subpoenas and depositions and reviews and hearings and commissions and affidavits and investigations and meetings and testimonies and inquiries and maybe even a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER or two!!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (PWI4f)

76 If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.

Anything that burns can be made to explode.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Da7Vv)

77 Secret Cervix isn't covering themselves in glory. By design.

If the rot is this deep in the USSS imagine how really deep it goes elsewhere in feral gov.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

To a man, the entire government apparatus is little better than union of glorified DMV workers. They are leaches on society. Until they prove themselves otherwise, which few do.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (i24o9)

78 I'd personally go with Thunderstruck ....
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

plus that one has a drinking game.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (CIS44)

79 Now Israel only has to spread rumors of different devices being altered to explosives to disrupt communication systems.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (jNAzB)

80


Saw that the Oceangate whistleblowed reached out to OSHA.

He's complaining they blew him off.

I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (et1vG)

81 61 Blumenthal isn't saying this because he's interested in the truth. He's just upset DHS didn't come up with a lie as a cover story quick enough that they could then use as a cudgel to quiet anyone who thought otherwise.

Posted by: txemmock at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (hCqcJ)


This is the most likely scenario particularly given his "conspiracy theories are a threat to muh democracy" horseshit.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (DTX3h)

82 Bloody playing a honest person only wakes up my Spidey Sense

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (fwDg9)

83 Just give a voucher and some sort of liability waiver and let candidates hire their own security.

I dont even want to know what the taxpayer spends on SS protection that is completely incompetent at every level.

Posted by: Blago at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (wMRY8)

84 Hezbolah Walkie Talkie blew up at the funeral for one of the clowns blown up by a pager.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

I always thought it would have been an effective use of ordinance to 'reach out and say 'Hello'' to the crowd at a funeral for the Afghan warlords.

Damn ROEs. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (WXNFJ)

85 it has to do it quickly or it will fuel the conspiracy theories that are so dangerous to our democracy
--------

Tell me you're part of the coverup without telling me you're part of the coverup.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (LCr8f)

86 Saw that the Oceangate whistleblowed reached out to OSHA.

He's complaining they blew him off.

I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your

Thanks again Nixon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (CIS44)

87 Hamas and Hezz won't start to worry until Mossad figures out how to rig explosives in inflatable goat sex dolls

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

88 Yes, but will he roll up his sleeves?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM

--

He doesn't roll up his sleeves because it would expose his sniper ink.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2024 12:24 PM (gdmjx)

89 The Secret Service admits that it again failed to follow its own procedures in providing Fake Protection to Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there.

==

perhaps we can find a new director ?
Posted by: runner

====

Not even a superficial 'drive around the block'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 12:24 PM (/lPRQ)

90 When a complete ass like Blumenthal appears to be making sense I have to wonder why and it makes me suspicious…. I can’t imagine why but he’s not an honest person.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (t3Itw)


At a guess... he believes that it really is just incompetence, he relies on some level of government provided protection, the implication of these two items causes him personal concern even though he's 78 and will be called home to Satan any day now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:24 PM (U7wke)

91 If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
--------

If you like your stone age, you can keep your stone age.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:24 PM (LCr8f)

92 The security "failures" were intentional.

The failure of the operation is why the Bidens were forced out of the race

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (oZhjI)

93 'There is a person who is being questioned who may have been training a bomb detection dog near the site. The individual with the bomb dog falsely reported explosives being found and that individual is currently being detained by police.'

Bullshit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)

94 81
Saw that the Oceangate whistleblowed reached out to OSHA.

He's complaining they blew him off.

I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (et1vG)


All Federal departments and agencies are too busy implementing re

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (aBgBM)

95 I think some of the elected Democrats in government (as opposed to the unelected and unfireable Democrats in government) realize that if one of these attempts is successful they enter a universe in which reprisals and political violence very well may come to embrace a Senator or three.

There is some personal interest here . . .

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (ssz2a)

96 The extent of the pager injuries interests me based on where I used to carry my pager.

Fucked up hip, or cockless are two off the top of my head.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Z8Yh2)

97 Amazon delivered my new set of Hezbollah walkie-talkies last evening. Just notified them to return them.

Posted by: Front Stoop In Flames at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (CV8a5)

98 Trump, not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there.

Higher ups knew he was there but a lower rank ham and egger stepped in their shit.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (HVqcf)

99 Wait until Israel unleashes the exploding fleshlights.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (I51k6)

100 73 62 Refresh my memory...

How many Republicans have actually been attacked, shot, shot at since, say Obama was in office.

How many Democrats have?

Mean tweets don't count.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)
________
Don't count? They're worse than murder!
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (1bNHn)

Well there was that guy who shot up a while field of congressional people playing base ball so starts at about 18

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:25 PM (r4dF9)

101
Funny thing is, if the shooter had been shot on scene, the SS could have withheld the name until his social media was scrubbed. But the Florida police let the cat out of the bag so quickly the internet sleuths had a field day screen stealing his stuff.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (RKVpM)

102 What would you say you do here?

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Recruit, hire, and promote only DIE college grads while turning away veteran Special Forces patriots.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (ENT01)

103 Guess who they suspect the new registered voters are voting for? Guess why they just might be dragging their feet on getting them ballots?

they probably will have more luck showing up in person at the County Election Board

but why not just show up on election day and vote in person? I don't like the idea of mail in ballots because my county and my state are demonrat run

except for the state treasurer and auditor general, and I don't think they have much oversight over elections

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (dCxaZ)

104 I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.


Yep.

The point of the US government is to take as much money from you as possible. Anything else they do is incidental

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (oZhjI)

105 not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there
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"Oh should we have done that?"

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (LCr8f)

106 It's post debate AND pre assassination attempt.
Posted by: It's happening at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (JKuOo)


I've been informed, on these very pages, that repeated assassination attempts will harm Trump as people seek normalcy. I don't recall who it was but I don't think it was a troll.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:26 PM (U7wke)

107 Hezbollah is going to be reduced to using cans and strings to communicate. Primitive communication for primitive people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (ddxsZ)

108 or cockless are two off the top of my head.

Now what do I do with my 72 virgins?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (HVqcf)

109 67 1. Smart people are never wrong.
2. Smart people are never influenced by things other than their expertise.
3. Smart people are experts at everything.
4. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

You forgot _evil_.

Evil Dumbass.

Otherwise it's not the full left-think effect.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

110 Funny thing is, if the shooter had been shot on scene, the SS could have withheld the name until his social media was scrubbed. But the Florida police let the cat out of the bag so quickly the internet sleuths had a field day screen stealing his stuff.

It is amazing how pretty much every politically violent individual in recent memory had his or her internet presence scrubbed before the name was released isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (oZhjI)

111 All pagers should be explodable because anyone who has a pager is probably murdering people: terrorists, drug dealers, dancing nurses, etc.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (gdmjx)

112 they probably will have more luck showing up in person at the County Election Board

but why not just show up on election day and vote in person? I don't like the idea of mail in ballots because my county and my state are demonrat run

except for the state treasurer and auditor general, and I don't think they have much oversight over elections
Posted by: kallisto

Getting the vote banked allows the ballot chasers to move down the list to other lower propensity voters. The proper play is to vote eraly and then go put in a provisional on election day

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (CIS44)

113 If he gets murdered, that could be the announcement that the war is on.
What would everybody say the next day.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (9kYKa)

114 If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.

Nasrallah, who is usually so chatty, hasn't said a word, although it is claimed that he is unharmed.

It would be hilarious if some people blew up in the room that he was in.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

115 >>> 25 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)

But I have been assured that these pagers, and now walkie-talkies, are used *exclusively* by doctors and nurses, and women and children.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (FnneF)

116 not even taking the basic step of searching the golf course before Trump arrived there

they heard the cart girl ran out of beer so they just stayed in the clubhouse

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (25k9m)

117 In Summary: Blumenthal is a lying sack of shit and part of the op, the same way roll up their sleeve and get to the bottom of it Republicans who shout at Useless Hearings are part of the op.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (LCr8f)

118 Imagine putting "explosives" in a car to train a bomb detection dog nearby a Trump rally location.

The dog should be training the retard handler.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (xaNfJ)

Seems to me the the incident was staged by the Junta in an effort to discourage people from attending Trump's rally.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (5j2Bo)

119 Danang Dick might want to loose that pager he just picked up.
Junta gonna Junta.

Posted by: DAN at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (eyhcE)

120 I'm telling you by the end of all these investigations, Gowdy's hair is going to be a mess.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (LCr8f)

121 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)


Hell's Bells.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (U7wke)

122 Who was the Dem who was in communication with the guy who shot up the slow pitch game

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (FfSAJ)

123 If we had a DHS that ran sting/intrapment operations on the left like they did on the right with the fake Whitmer kidnapping what percent of leftwing activists do you think they could net?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (oZhjI)

124
The democrats were planning of the first assassination attempt being successful and they would be forming a Warren Commission about now.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (+oR7L)

125 25 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)


Can the missad make their laptops explode when the keystrokes "pbuh" is typed?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (r4dF9)

126 think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)
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"Great Balls of Fire"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (7fElN)

127 OT… but this ticks me off. Some lady at my work put this in her Teams profile and email signature… on our work system:

"We should not be burdened by things the way they've always been. We should be looking to what should be." - K. Harris

She’s fricking quoting the cackler’s most stupid quote at work!! I wonder if I’d get away with putting this in my work profile:

MAGA — DJ Trump

Really makes me mad

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (lIWP8)

128 Fortunately, none of the failures have produced a threat to any democrat candidate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (4N6dz)

129 Who was the Dem who was in communication with the guy who shot up the slow pitch game
Posted by: Northernlurker , w

Durbin and he had connections to Bernie

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

130 Seems to me the the incident was staged by the Junta in an effort to discourage people from attending Trump's rally.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (5j2Bo)

There it is.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (LCr8f)

131 In other news, my cat caught a lizard and was very sad because I cruelly made her let it go. She did bite its tail off and thought that was a great snack.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (FnneF)

132 I always thought it would have been an effective use of ordinance to 'reach out and say 'Hello'' to the crowd at a funeral for the Afghan warlords.

Damn ROEs. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete
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Weddings were fair game though...
But a big "NO" to the Goat Auction and Swap Meet though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (/lPRQ)

133 Getting the vote banked allows the ballot chasers to move down the list to other lower propensity voters. The proper play is to vote eraly and then go put in a provisional on election day
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:27 PM (CIS44)

———

Words to describe how F’ed up the voting is in certain places.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (CgVac)

134 Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)


Publishers keep giving her huge advances. Cuz her books are so totally popular and stuff.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (U7wke)

135 If he gets murdered, that could be the announcement that the war is on.
What would everybody say the next day.


Amazingly, the Left seems to think that they can kill Trump, denounce him for two days afterwards, install Kamala Harris in the Presidency, and that Their Democracy will then proceed forward without a single hiccup.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (uxCna)

136 @113


>>The proper play is to vote eraly and then go put in a provisional on election day

That would seem to create more work and allow for extended delays in releasing vote totals.

Which in turn allows them to "find" the votes they need to fortify the election.

Basically, our voting systems and methodologies are garbage and ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (XV/Pl)

137 We need to stop telling them they are egging on the assassins. Do it their way; just have everything we say carry that assumption. That's how they do it.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (1bNHn)

138 The democrats were planning of the first assassination attempt being successful and they would be forming a Warren Commission about now.

I suspect that's why the left was ready to go with "he's rightwing!" until the Gab focused released what Crooks had to say there...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (oZhjI)

139
Thanks again Nixon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM


OSHA and EPA? I checked and you're correct. What a Dick.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (RKVpM)

140 MAGA — DJ Trump

Really makes me mad
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Id do it, and then when it's a problem she has to take hers down to. but Im an instigator or so Ive been told by every authority figure Ive ever known.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

141 > I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
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Boom, Boom... Out Go The Lights

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

142 How many Republicans have actually been attacked, shot, shot at since, say Obama was in office.

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* The mass-murdering Vegas shooter has pierced the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ENT01)

143 OSHA and EPA? I checked and you're correct. What a Dick.
Posted by: Divide by Zero a

yup

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

144 but why not just show up on election day and vote in person? I don't like the idea of mail in ballots because my county and my state are demonrat run

except for the state treasurer and auditor general, and I don't think they have much oversight over elections
Posted by: kallisto
___

Because as much as we want to believe that our side will do anything and everything to vote, any roadblock and we'll fold like a cheap suit.

It happened in AZ with Kari Lake in AZ, long lines started forming and our side went home and didnt vote.

Was it by design? Maybe, but encouraging Election Day voting is now a recipe for disaster. Our side has so many things going on, a kid gets sick, a work project goes sideways, etc.

I take mine to a courthouse with a camera watching the ballot box.

For the record, I want the laws changed on early voting, but until then, our side needs to get the ballots in as early as possible. Then go help other people get their ballots in.

Posted by: Blago at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (wMRY8)

145 Woops - fat fingers

95 81
Saw that the Oceangate whistleblowed reached out to OSHA.

He's complaining they blew him off.

I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (et1vG)


All Federal departments and agencies are too busy implementing Junta-required DEI and voter registration requirements to investigate anything that won't either immediately hurt Trump and MAGA politicians, make agreements that make corporations give pay money to FedGov as penalties or to Leftist orgs as court judgements to further their assault on citizens, or give Joey or now Kamala something to campaign on.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (aBgBM)

146 She’s fricking quoting the cackler’s most stupid quote at work!! I wonder if I’d get away with putting this in my work profile:

MAGA — DJ Trump


"Fight! Fight! FIGHT!"
-- DJT

Posted by: Gwen Walz at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (/y8xj)

147 Cavuto is a wretch.
He is interviewing hot AF Anna Paulina Luna, who is receiving threats. Then he goes into maybe Trump should tone down the rhetoric. What a tool.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ufFY8)

148 25 A Hezbollah official says walkie-talkies used by the group exploded across Beirut, a day after pagers blew up.

Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)

Israel today:
"Listen up, and use your good (and only remaining) ear......"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (N39Ws)

149 Basically, our voting systems and methodologies are garbage and ridiculous.

our elections are a global laughingstock.

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:32 PM (25k9m)

150 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 49m
Why are they questioning someone who brought explosives to help train a bomb dog?

Wouldn’t they know who is doing bomb detection?

This is strange
Posted by: andycanuck
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Confusion begats chaos and they lust for chaos.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 12:32 PM (PS4T+)

151 All pagers should be explodable because anyone who has a pager is probably murdering people: terrorists, drug dealers, dancing nurses, etc.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I better warn all the volunteer firefighters and first responders / ambulance in our little town! Damn, it's a long list of people to page, I mean call.

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2024 12:32 PM (vmzTg)

152 If this is all just mistakes, what would they have done differently if it was indeed intentional malfeasance? I can't think of anything.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

****

I doubt it’s intentional. I’m sure there are plenty of people in DHS who wouldn’t mind if Trump were murdered, and that surely impacts their performance of their duties.

I think people miss just how mediocre the USSS has always been. Remember during the Obama presidency when an attacker scaled the White House fence and made it inside the building and a female agent failed to tackle him?

It’s also very difficult to actually secure against a determined assassin. How often do people even try to kill someone under protection? It’s historically rare; the USSS’ role is mostly to deter assassins with security theater. Actually stopping an assassin is much harder.

Really, it’s a shocking how rare attempts are, given where we’re at.

Posted by: Lurker at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (FC8SQ)

153 My, that was an unfortunate sock fail.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (/y8xj)

154 Saw that the Oceangate whistleblowed reached out to OSHA.

He's complaining they blew him off.

I mean, these orgs exist to further their own interests, which means acquiring more money, not doing any fucking work.

They're all like this.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 18, 2024 12:23 PM (et1vG)


Whistleblower should tell OSHA that Elon Musk had bought the company. There'd be an immediately anal probing until they found out it was a lie.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (U7wke)

155 My initial gut reaction in the immediate aftermath of the first assassination attempt was undoubtedly correct: this is not a serious of mistakes or failures. This is deliberate and intentional malfeasance in the eager hope that someone murders Trump.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
______________________________________

Yeah, in any vocation the normal response to totally screwing something up is to go over the top in the immediate future efforts down to the smallest detail. The golf course should have been so secure that a little kid delivering newspapers two blocks away would have been vetted. That clown hung out for 12 hours before the second attempt. There is no way to look at it but "purposeful." It's even beyond the realm of indifference or incompetence.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (dIske)

156 Basically, our voting systems and methodologies are garbage and ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 18, 2024 12:30 PM (XV/Pl)

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Designed to be fraudulent ... and working as designed.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (ENT01)

157 Police say there is no threat to former President Donald Trump's rally site on Long Island
......

except for crazy leftwing CIA assets

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

158 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)


"Boom Boom Out Go The Lights", Pat Travers

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (PiwSw)

159 What was the line? "As all reasonable thinking people do" in regards to hating Trump.

I hate these people. Sometimes I revert back to my forgiving self. I consider it a problem.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

160 BTW, when I first read this story, I misread the headline as "Pragers" exploding. I thought "Why to go, Dennis!"

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

161 141 > I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
---------
Boom, Boom... Out Go The Lights
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

Yes, there are so many funny choices to choose, I can't decide. But yes, that's an excellent choice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (3YdrS)

162 123 Who was the Dem who was in communication with the guy who shot up the slow pitch game
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (FfSAJ

Sanders

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

163 >>> 130 Seems to me the the incident was staged by the Junta in an effort to discourage people from attending Trump's rally.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (5j2Bo)

There it is.
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 12:29 PM (LCr8f)

Yeah, *that's* the ticket.

These fcking idiots can't figure out *first* order consequences, let alone that anything else could happen....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (FnneF)

164 Funny thing is, if the shooter had been shot on scene, the SS could have withheld the name until his social media was scrubbed. But the Florida police let the cat out of the bag so quickly the internet sleuths had a field day screen stealing his stuff.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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I rate this as mostly true.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (/lPRQ)

165 Horde mind.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (PiwSw)

166
Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

167 There is no reason for the FBI/SS/IC to withhold ANYTHING with regard to these assassination attempts. They can and should provide new information daily to be collated by Congress on demand. What legitimate reason is there to not report that which we all agree is an intolerable act and that the public has a right to know?

The ONLY rationale(s) for not releasing info immediately is to declare (by not declaring) that "we" do NOT agree that this is an intolerable act, or worse, that the FBI/SS/IC was conspiring to commit this act and they're burying the crime.

Given what we've seen, there is surely some component of the letter agencies that have been politically compromised and are not acting for the People's best interest. So now it's time to find out whose. And if Trump/Vance get in, they're going to need an outside investigative construct (maybe not even anything that's been seen before) to investigate these agencies.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (aXxgO)

168
Yeah, in any vocation the normal response to totally screwing something up is to go over the top in the immediate future efforts down to the smallest detail. The golf course should have been so secure that a little kid delivering newspapers two blocks away would have been vetted. That clown hung out for 12 hours before the second attempt. There is no way to look at it but "purposeful." It's even beyond the realm of indifference or incompetence.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (dIske)

I mean those lazy f-heads could have used golf carts to drive the perimeter repeatedly. But nah, it's all good.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (3YdrS)

169 166 Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

========

"We received a suspicious package. It was fine, though."
-Not the story they think it is

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

170 Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)

Publishers keep giving her huge advances. Cuz her books are so totally popular and stuff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
......

everybody wants more pictures, like the muumuu on the beach.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

171 9 "I am reaching the point of total outrage, because the response from the Department of Homeland Security has been totally lacking. In fact, I think it's tantamount to stonewalling in many respects," Sen. Blumenthal said.
======
If this is genuine, it probably extends to a belief that the administrative state is actually competent.

Seeing that it's not competent has got to be damaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Thought he was mouthing for Hillary until I saw Hillary's comments. Blumenthal at odds with her is remarkable. Oh, wait it's his brother Sidney.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (PS4T+)

172 Read a article yesterday ( I think. My days are getting mixed up).that it's amazing how social media scrubs accounts straight away and article was wondering under who's authority they decide what information, often normal Marxists rhetoric you see everywhere, should go down the rabbit hole asap.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (fwDg9)

173 166
Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

The mail in ballots came in too soon?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (r4dF9)

174 Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

looks like we'll have to pause counting!!!

Posted by: Vote Counters at September 18, 2024 12:37 PM (25k9m)

175 172 Read a article yesterday ( I think. My days are getting mixed up).that it's amazing how social media scrubs accounts straight away and article was wondering under who's authority they decide what information, often normal Marxists rhetoric you see everywhere, should go down the rabbit hole asap.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (fwDg9)

======

I remember a story about it becoming policy at the social media sites a few years ago.

Hard to understand...why, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

176 The Bat signal went out in my nabe. In the last couple of days a ton of yard signs have popped up. All for Democrat local candidates and Yes signs for yet another school bond. Almost no Harris signs though.

They’re smart. My state is not competitive. So none of them have Harris signs because why bother. But they have the Dem signs, even though none of the signs have Democrat on them. And of course vote yes for the cHilDrEn. It’s a nod a wink to fellow leftists but also makes them look independent for LIVs.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Y/tQ+)

177 >>> 166
Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

I see the Eff.Bee.EYE is on the job.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (FnneF)

178 "What would you say you do here?"

To ask is to answer. Yes, I studied Rhetoricals.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (aXxgO)

179 1. Smart people are never wrong.
2. Smart people are never influenced by things other than their expertise.
3. Smart people are experts at everything.
4. I'm a dumbass.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

180 I saw a picture of the Secret Service searching cars outside a golf course where Obama was golfing.

I wonder if it's true that the Secret Service details more people to protect Obama than Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna)

181 Be interesting to see how many big time Leftards attended P-ditty's little sex slave parties.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (pohLc)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (uxCna)

183 170 Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)

Publishers keep giving her huge advances. Cuz her books are so totally popular and stuff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
......

everybody wants more pictures, like the muumuu on the beach.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (v0R5T)


The left has a weird fascination with Hillary and rbg.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (r4dF9)

184 @123 Dick Durbin I believe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (ddxsZ)

185 I appreciate the full-on federal, state, and local signs in communists' yards.

It makes it a lot easier to know who not to vote for if I don't recognize a name or office.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (d+Q1U)

186 173 166
Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

The mail in ballots came in too soon?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM (r4dF9)
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They will count no ballot before its time.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)

187 Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)
_________________________

Well, considering most people on the right still vote in person on election day, you have to wonder what events might pop up to try and discourage their arrivals. In Philly, they just put some Black Panthers out front with firearms and baseball bats. But, they'll need to something on a universal scale.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (dIske)

188 The pager thing tells me it would be trivially easy to smuggle similar small devices on airlines. I doubt the TSA X-rays units could detect a 20mg amount of explosives.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (CgVac)

189 Be interesting to see how many big time Leftards attended P-ditty's little sex slave parties.

P-ditty's imminent death is indeed a tragedy.

Dead men tell no tales.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (uxCna)

190 Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)
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Publishers keep giving her huge advances. Cuz her books are so totally popular and stuff.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Money laundering. Ukraine is similar but easier, which is why they're willing to kill for it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (d+Q1U)

191 @147 just flipped on Cavuto and saw that . What a sniveling punk.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (ddxsZ)

192
everybody wants more pictures, like the muumuu on the beach.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:36 PM


I know where that picture of Hillary and Bill was taken and it has completely ruined my memory of that beach and I never want to go to the Virgin Islands again. Well, that and the fact some if not all of the islands residents suck.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM)

193 Looks like the walkie Talkie go boom killed nine and injured 300

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

194 I appreciate the full-on federal, state, and local signs in communists' yards.

It makes it a lot easier to know who not to vote for if I don't recognize a name or office.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:38 PM (d+Q1U)

It also helps in intel gathering. Intel drives the fight.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 18, 2024 12:40 PM (C26rB)

195 To everyone wondering yesterday why Israel didn't use the "distraction " of exploding pagers to attack, Mossad says,

"Hold my C4....."

Posted by: Just Lily at September 18, 2024 12:40 PM (cJhQ2)

196 How many Republicans have actually been attacked, shot, shot at since, say Obama was in office.
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Federal District Court Judge, John Roll. Hardly was mentioned by the press, because (R).

Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 12:40 PM (XeU6L)

197 147 Cavuto is a wretch.
He is interviewing hot AF Anna Paulina Luna, who is receiving threats. Then he goes into maybe Trump should tone down the rhetoric. What a tool.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ufFY
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To be fair, talking to her you might just start to babble, like in Jr High.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (1bNHn)

198 Cavuto...

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

199 I doubt the TSA X-rays units could detect a 20mg amount of explosives.

Probably not enough to depressurize the aircraft.

People standing right next to the exploding Hezzies were uninjured.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

200 I appreciate the full-on federal, state, and local signs in communists' yards.

IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE......

Posted by: your lefty neighbors at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (25k9m)

201 I do you see stand people. There’s a house a few doors down from me that has a US flag flying. There’s a pickup in the driveway with a Marine bumper sticker. And they also have a big ass travel trailer.

Lawn sign: Democrats

These people will vote for people who despise the military, hate everything about America, want to ban your truck and by implication keep you from using your travel trailer.

Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (Y/tQ+)

202 189 Be interesting to see how many big time Leftards attended P-ditty's little sex slave parties.

P-ditty's imminent death is indeed a tragedy.

Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:39 PM (uxCna)

Be nice if diddy had a Deadman switch if he dies in jail. Seems like these days if you are running gambits like his you are a fool to not have one.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (r4dF9)

203 It's going to be weeks before any residents of Lebanon to not jump when they hear an electronic device beep or ring.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (N39Ws)

204 looks like shooter Routh was on one of the busses of Harris supporters ... sure looks like him.

X link

https://tinyurl.com/2yjkr9hh

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (Cus5s)

205 Police say there is no threat to former President Donald Trump's rally site on Long Island

"Police" said it's really hot and that roof's slanty. "Police" said there's trees everywhere and no one knows we're going golfing. "Police" say a lot of things.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (U7wke)

206 >>> 199
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People standing right next to the exploding Hezzies were uninjured.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

But I have been assured that there were hundreds, no *thousands*, of nearby innocents killed.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (FnneF)

207 "A spokesperson for the Nassau County Police Department confirmed to DailyMail.com that 'there was a suspicious occurrence' on Wednesday ahead of Trump's speech where thousands of MAGA fans are gathering.

But there is 'no validity' to a report that there was an 'explosive device found.'

'Reports of explosives being found at the site are unfounded,' said Nassau County Commissioner of Police Patrick Ryde."
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Sorry, this is 2024, you can't be trusted, chum.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (dGCAG)

208 >>everybody wants more pictures, like the muumuu on the beach.

I’m right here you know.

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (LfhPO)

209 I appreciate the full-on federal, state, and local signs in communists' yards.

It makes it a lot easier to know who not to vote for if I don't recognize a name or office.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie

YUP! There are a couple houses I can just drive by in and be like ok I know who not to vote for comptroller now.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (CIS44)

210 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (d+Q1U)

211 162 123 Who was the Dem who was in communication with the guy who shot up the slow pitch game
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 12:28 PM (FfSAJ

Sanders
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

Nope.

Dick Durbin.

Yes, the guy was a Bernie Bro, but the one he was exchanging emails with was Dick Durbin.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM (UnA8+)

212 Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?
Posted by: News Update
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Their grandad thought FDR was the greatest man who ever lived.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (XeU6L)

213 It's going to be weeks before any residents of Lebanon to not jump when they hear an electronic device beep or ring.

You're perfectly safe if you're not in Hezb.

Most of Lebanon is quietly celebrating.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (uxCna)

214 Here we go...

Election officials in more than a dozen states have received suspicious packages in recent days, triggering security fears fewer than seven weeks before millions of Americans go to the polls to elect the next president and Congress.

Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2024 12:35 PM (63Dwl)

----------------

"Mandatory lockdowns, masks, and cancelled elections.

If it saves just one life ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (ENT01)

215 Today is rate cut day.  Verdict?  I expect 25 basis, but Dems have been pushing hard for 75.  They want a big boost heading into the election.  I think the odds are 50% it's 25, 40% it's 50, and 10% it's 75.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

216 203 It's going to be weeks before any residents of Lebanon to not jump when they hear an electronic device beep or ring.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (N39Ws)

And the more they get freaked out when a device dings, the worse it will be. Science bitches. Pavlov was right. Every time something dings these people hit the deck.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (3YdrS)

217 190 Why does she have 4 memoirs? Insane.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)


Why? I have them all on my coffee table, and my bookcase, and my nightstand, and in the bathroom, and in the garage, and...

Posted by: Lanny Davis at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (PiwSw)

218 >>>That clown hung out for 12 hours before the second attempt. There is no way to look at it but "purposeful." It's even beyond the realm of indifference or incompetence.
Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2024 12:33 PM (dIske)

I mean those lazy f-heads could have used golf carts to drive the perimeter repeatedly. But nah, it's all good.
Posted by: CaliGirl
-----------------------------------

It's for us to see and know -> If we can do it to him we can do it to you. Here's the head of SS yesterday. He intends to make SS the enforcement arm of the Administrative State.
https://tinyurl.com/3a93ejsp

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (PS4T+)

219 193 Looks like the walkie Talkie go boom killed nine and injured 300
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

When Israel rolls into Lebanon, ain't no hezbollah foot soldier or general picking up the coms line.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (r4dF9)

220 >>> 201 I do you see stand people. There’s a house a few doors down from me that has a US flag flying. There’s a pickup in the driveway with a Marine bumper sticker. And they also have a big ass travel trailer.

Lawn sign: Democrats

These people will vote for people who despise the military, hate everything about America, want to ban your truck and by implication keep you from using your travel trailer.

Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (Y/tQ+)

Total guess - union, if so probably one of the higher-ups, and old enough to be on Social "Security".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (FnneF)

221 But I have been assured that there were hundreds, no *thousands*, of nearby innocents killed.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Mostly caregivers, with babes in their arms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

222 And the more they get freaked out when a device dings, the worse it will be. Science bitches. Pavlov was right. Every time something dings these people hit the deck.
Posted by: CaliGirl


Teacher said, "every time it dings, a terrorist gets his wings".
Posted by: Zuzu

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (XTEnH)

223
... looks like shooter Routh was on one of the busses of Harris supporters ... sure looks like him.


Did she autograph the stock of his weapon?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2024 12:45 PM (YCBzt)

224 Their grandad thought FDR was the greatest man who ever lived.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The MAGA FDR?! ANd they support all those Deomcrats? For shame!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 12:45 PM (CIS44)

225 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)
________

I'd personally go with Thunderstruck ....
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM


Dirty Deeds would work,oo.

But now I'm picturing some Mossad Q-branch weenie with "Big Balls" as his ringtone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 12:45 PM (ZANHd)

226 Teacher said, "every time it dings, a terrorist gets his wings".
Posted by: Zuzu


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:45 PM (IyPmt)

227 What would everybody say the next day.

"Wish I had bought more ammo"?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 12:45 PM (HVqcf)

228 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society
......

You might want to bring over a bottle of rum.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

229 Mostly caregivers, with babes in their arms.[/]

Along with every doctor in Lebanon.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (uxCna)

230 Dirty Deeds wouldn't work because it's not a genitals joke.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (UnA8+)

231
Total guess - union, if so probably one of the higher-ups, and old enough to be on Social "Security".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (FnneF)

Hmm yeah good guess. Didn’t think of that angle.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (Y/tQ+)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (uxCna)

233 Teacher said, "every time it dings, a terrorist gets his wings".
Posted by: Zuzu
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Potential thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (XeU6L)

234 It's for us to see and know -> If we can do it to him we can do it to you. Here's the head of SS yesterday. He intends to make SS the enforcement arm of the Administrative State.
https://tinyurl.com/3a93ejsp
Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 12:43 PM (PS4T+)

That dude looks so angry all the time, he gives me danger vibes through the TV screen. I would cross the street to avoid this guy and I would not enter the same elevator if he was inside.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:46 PM (3YdrS)

235 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society
......

You might want to bring over a bottle of rum.
Posted by: wth


Rum, a whip & bend him over.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (XTEnH)

236 Afternoon.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (eZwyX)

237 The next Hezb commo device will be two soup cans with a string.

Naturally, there will be a rash of exploding soup cans.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (OUMaO)

238 They’re smart. My state is not competitive. So none of them have Harris signs because why bother. But they have the Dem signs, even though none of the signs have Democrat on them. And of course vote yes for the cHilDrEn. It’s a nod a wink to fellow leftists but also makes them look independent for LIVs.
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:37 PM (Y/tQ+)

Get some Hammer & Sickle stickers, and slap them on the signs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (GphIt)

239 232
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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No harm, no foul.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (XeU6L)

240 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (XTEnH)

That got gay fast

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (eZwyX)

241 They investigate important things like LGBTGRSTUVW denial comments, saying Democrats are lying bastards, or anything that offends the Muzzies. Any actual violence against conservatives is our fault so....good luck.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (VS3u5)

242 199 I doubt the TSA X-rays units could detect a 20mg amount of explosives.

Probably not enough to depressurize the aircraft.

People standing right next to the exploding Hezzies were uninjured.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (uxCna)

————


Probably but timing these to disrupt air travel would be pretty easy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (CgVac)

243 I do you see stand people. There’s a house a few doors down from me that has a US flag flying. There’s a pickup in the driveway with a Marine bumper sticker. And they also have a big ass travel trailer.

Lawn sign: Democrats

These people will vote for people who despise the military, hate everything about America, want to ban your truck and by implication keep you from using your travel trailer.

Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (Y/tQ+)

Total guess - union, if so probably one of the higher-ups, and old enough to be on Social "Security".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 18, 2024 12:44 PM (FnneF)
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Concur. Plus, just because you were in the military or the marines doesn't mean you are conservative. The military is crawling with leftwing commies and perverted shitfuck faggots. A family friend was a Marine. He eventually lose his mind to communism and leftist insanity. He is no longer a friend.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

244 Mmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmm, Anna Paulina Luna, Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmm, TASTY!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (pohLc)

245 If the question is "what do you do in this situation?" my answer is take the top 2 layers of the Secret Service, load them in a plane, and drop them off at above 40,000 feet into a country that would want them, like Cuba.

Posted by: Futwick at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (O2kMt)

246 Left: we need to bring back 90% tax rates like in the 1950s when America was prosperous.

Also left: Trump wants to take us back to the awful days of the1950s, he’s worse than Hitler.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (Y/tQ+)

247 Mostly caregivers, with babes in their arms

News banner - walkie talkie explodes at funeral for child killed by exploding pagers ....

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (vmzTg)

248
Rum, a whip & bend him over.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices

P Diddy, iszat you?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (WXNFJ)

249 A family friend was a Marine. He eventually lose his mind to communism and leftist insanity. He is no longer a friend.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM (iFTx/)


You knew John Murtha?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 12:49 PM (PiwSw)

250 The next Hezb commo device will be two soup cans with a string.

Naturally, there will be a rash of exploding soup cans.
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 18, 2024 12:47 PM


Det cord is a fun thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 12:49 PM (ZANHd)

251 237 The next Hezb commo device will be two soup cans with a string.

Naturally, there will be a rash of exploding soup cans.


campbell's extra spicy clam chowder

Posted by: anachronda at September 18, 2024 12:49 PM (sGtp+)

252 If the question is "what do you do in this situation?" my answer is take the top 2 layers of the Secret Service, load them in a plane, and drop them off at above 40,000 feet into a country that would want them, like Cuba.
Posted by: Futwick

You spelled 'top 5 layers of. . . " incorrectly.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:49 PM (WXNFJ)

253
Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


No gubs mounted on it, however.

Amirite?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (YCBzt)

254 Usually there are dozens but my neighborhood (leftwing Santa Cruz county) has only one house with signs this year. HARRIS / WALZ and one that says DOGS FOR HARRIS / WALZ.
?

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

255 The ARC of History! @ 135: Amazingly, the Left seems to think that they can kill Trump, denounce him for two days afterwards, install Kamala Harris in the Presidency, and that Their Democracy will then proceed forward without a single hiccup.


What have we done that would lead them to think otherwise?

Posted by: A frog wondering why this pot of water is getting warmer ...

Posted by: butch at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (0APJ3)

256 >>> but why not just show up on election day and vote in person? I don't like the idea of mail in ballots because my county and my state are demonrat run

Would not rule out bomb threats at polling places on Election Day.

They'll use it as an excuse to extend the time allowed to vote in blue areas so they can print enough ballots to win.

In red areas they'll use it as an excuse to close those polling stations early and disenfranchise conservatives.

They are willing to shoot Trump? They are devious enough to do this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (8rWj1)

257 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.
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You might want to bring over a bottle of rum.
Posted by: wth


Rum, a whip & bend him over.

-

The best part is hoisted it up his only flagpole immediately after the first time Trump was shot in the head.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (d+Q1U)

258 Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

No gubs mounted on it, however.

Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


No gubs. The bridge is dented and it only turns left.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (XTEnH)

259 Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:41 PM (Y/tQ+)

They’re union workers, so both.

Posted by: Lurker at September 18, 2024 12:51 PM (FC8SQ)

260 MAGA_Ken: "The NY Post had an article up showing that there were known security vulnerabilities that the USSS was aware of. This is because the press would routinely take photos of Trump through the fence with the SS aware of it."

And who the hell thinks that's a good idea?

Assassin: "*Riiiing* Oh, hi, golf course security? Who am I talking too? Sergeant Smith? Fantastic. This is JQ Public of VIP News and definitely not a terrorist or assassin. Yeah. I'm at the observation hole to snap some pics of President Trump. Don't mind me. Just wanted to let you know I'd be around, so don't worry if you see me milling about. It's just me filming and definitely not setting up a sniper's lair. So, talk to you later. Bye."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 18, 2024 12:51 PM (aXxgO)

261 one that says DOGS FOR HARRIS / WALZ.
?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)


Maybe her stepdaughter lives there.

Posted by: spindrift at September 18, 2024 12:51 PM (OguvZ)

262
And the more they get freaked out when a device dings, the worse it will be. Science bitches. Pavlov was right. Every time something dings these people hit the deck.

Posted by: CaliGirl


Genitalcide!

Posted by: Karen CheChe at September 18, 2024 12:51 PM (RKVpM)

263 Yeah military doesn’t mean automatic conservative. But it’s the whole package, military, pickup, flag flying at the house. Probably owns a gun too.

Hard to believe those people are also Democrats.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Y/tQ+)

264
Blumenthal is a surprise, I admit, but-

I think like Cuomo, he's thought this whole "let's murder people cuz we don't like what they say and don't like them opposing us" dealio, and realized-

that once this game gets going for real, that is, if the Democrats/MSM/Commies/Fascists really murder Trump, then it is liable to become open season on everyone in the political playpen.

This is not something I want or advocate, but I honestly don't see how it doesn't happen given human nature. This is a very stupid thing the Democrats are doing, especially because it's so obvious now.

Blumenthal and Cuomo must think the same general way because they are trying to get out in front of the blowback/turnabout if the assassins ever succeed.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (eDfFs)

265 Mostly caregivers, with babes in their arms

News banner - walkie talkie explodes at funeral for child killed by exploding pagers ....

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (vmzTg)

----------------

Israel could win this war virtually overnight if they could perfect exploding goats.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (dk77l)

266 Divide by Zero @ 139: In addition to gifting us the EPA and OSHA, Nixon also took us off the gold standard.

Posted by: butch at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (0APJ3)

267 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (cdHM2)

268 Get some Hammer & Sickle stickers, and slap them on the signs.

Bet most idiots wouldn't know what that was.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (HVqcf)

269 There are 2 Harris/Walz signs in my neighborhood. Both are school teachers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (ejb7c)

270 Someone posted the number of people the Secret Service provides protection for. It was in the hundreds, IIRC. I wonder if there's a list somewhere of who they are, other than the recent presidents like Clinton, Obama, Bush... which we already know have it.

Pelosi? Probably.

And how many agents are assigned to each person? Probably "classified" but I'd like to know how many agents need to look after Chelsea Clinton's husband. As an example.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Q4IgG)

271 Mostly caregivers, with babes in their arms

News banner - walkie talkie explodes at funeral for child killed by exploding pagers ....

Posted by: old chick at September 18, 2024 12:48 PM (vmzTg)

----------------

Israel could win these wars virtually overnight if they could perfect exploding goats.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (dk77l)

272 A couple of apps to plug for tech peeps that I have been using and I have been extremely satisfied with. I receive no remuneration from this mention.

First, US Topo Maps by ATLOGIS Geoinformatics GmbH - Free Offline GPS maps for backcountry use (e.g. no service), with automated map data file loading.

https://tinyurl.com/bdpam34m - Google Play

I use it on android devices and I am very satisfied.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (i24o9)

273 My brother (marine) underwent a curious transformation upon retirement. As long as no one screws with his retirement pay, access to commissary, and no illegals are allowed in "his" medical care system, everything is totes OK. He despises all things conservative, lives with his wife in a big house, but curiously does not volunteer to have a Haitian family living with them. It was a weird thing to see.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (WvGHv)

274 Several state election offices, including in Kansas and Iowa, were briefly evacuated after receiving the parcels, which have not been found to contain hazardous material.

https://t.ly/tv-lv
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
=========

Pobably the ol' talcum powder...
Oh, you thought it was ANTHRAX, but it was just talcum powder to help get it in the envelope... Tee hee... Ploy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (/lPRQ)

275 Usually there are dozens but my neighborhood (leftwing Santa Cruz county) has only one house with signs this year. HARRIS / WALZ and one that says DOGS FOR HARRIS / WALZ.
?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)
_____

But not cats too? Telling!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

276 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (cdHM2)
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Shocked! Shocked I am that this would be happening in our country!

Well, not that shocked...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (7fElN)

277 It's not botched if it's intentional.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (cVI8s)

278 Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.

Wouldn't they eat the mule?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (HVqcf)

279 Ham radio is next. Telegraph after that. When the get to pidgeons, they will have Avian flu.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

280 Second, Speech Note - Free offline Speech to Text, Text to Speech, and Machine Translation for Linux.

https://tinyurl.com/yzekfpvw - Flathub.org

I've used it a few times in Linux Mint on audio files to create transcriptions, and even with ESL speakers with tough Indian or Asian accents, it does a pretty fair job of transcribing mixed audio sources/speakers (such as in a teleconference). It can be easily tailored to use different speech models, and it doubles as an offline translator as well.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (i24o9)

281 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM


OK...which one of you Morons is this?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (ZANHd)

282 Wow someone doing actual investigative journalism.

Here is your network of human trafficking and displacement of American workers:

https://tinyurl.com/2r9jv57e

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CgVac)

283 Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (eDfFs)

It’s like a Chappelle skit to the extreme.

“Dick Blumenthal thought he was keeping it real….”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (eZwyX)

284 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (cdHM2)

---------------

Almost sounds like cartels are involved. Almost ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (DZRVc)

285 Someone posted the number of people the Secret Service provides protection for. It was in the hundreds, IIRC. I wonder if there's a list somewhere of who they are, other than the recent presidents like Clinton, Obama, Bush... which we already know have it.

-

I remember linking something detailing how many of them there were. It's close to 6000 IIRC. Some absurd number.

Can't spare any for Trump, though.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (d+Q1U)

286 276 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (cdHM2)
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Shocked! Shocked I am that this would be happening in our country!

Well, not that shocked...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (7fElN)

=======

"Why human trafficking is good if it lowers labor costs for business."
-DU, 95.34% probability

I know. Shocked even me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

287 despises all things conservative, lives with his wife in a big house, but curiously does not volunteer to have a Haitian family living with them. It was a weird thing to see.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (WvGHv)

Like all good leftists he wants YOU in a 300 sq ft apartment. But he is allowed a big house.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:55 PM (Y/tQ+)

288 >>>And when you've lost Dick Blumenthal...

I mean, really. He is generally as loathsome as Gavin.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2024 12:55 PM (64Zez)

289 So no explosive device, but a threat of one?

That's a bomb threat, and is clearly inspired by rhetoric as we learned this past week.

Who will be asked to tone it down? Can't have violent bomb threats (that never seem to actually be true).

Posted by: RealityMain at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (/o0zO)

290 That Haitian story is fake news. Nobody’s is taking a cut of any wages since none of them work.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Y/tQ+)

291 Like all good leftists he wants YOU in a 300 sq ft apartment. But he is allowed a big house.
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:55 PM (Y/tQ+)


Just one? Piker.

Posted by: Comrade Bernie Sanders at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (PiwSw)

292 I've got a guy I pass on the way to town that only has a pirate flag flying in front of his house.

I'm going to introduce myself if I can catch him in the yard one day.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:42 PM

Don't forget. Tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV)

293 189 Be interesting to see how many big time Leftards attended P-ditty's little sex slave parties.

P-ditty's imminent death is indeed a tragedy.

Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: The ARC of History

We know Obama and I stand corrected, Kamala had him lead a town hall.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (pZEOD)

294 Love DeSantis saying the investigation will be done by their state police. How to say the Feds are corrupt without saying it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (wBaIH)

295 "Today, there are more than 6,500 members of the Secret Service including special agents, Uniformed Division agents and technical, professional and administrative personnel."

https://tinyurl.com/224ul2wp

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (d+Q1U)

296 Well I heard Fauci has ss protection, maybe he could spare a few agents for Trump?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:56 PM (3YdrS)

297 263 Yeah military doesn’t mean automatic conservative. But it’s the whole package, military, pickup, flag flying at the house. Probably owns a gun too.

Hard to believe those people are also Democrats.
Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Y/tQ+)

One of their sons or grandsons probably trooned out, and instead of beating the piss out of the boy until he learned to love being a man again, they wussed out and supported him and adopted all of his stupid politics.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (UnA8+)

298 I'm going to put a DUCKS FOR TRUMP sign in my yard.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

299 one that says DOGS FOR HARRIS / WALZ.
?
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

Maybe her stepdaughter lives there.
Posted by: spindrift at September 18, 2024 12:51 PM


Cruelty Level: Chuy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (ZANHd)

300 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

301 You know, a thought just occurred to me - perhaps the pager incident is simply a Jewish mohel operation writ large in order to convert the unfaithful.

It could happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (WXNFJ)

302 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (cdHM2)
---
Shocked! Shocked I am that this would be happening in our country!

Well, not that shocked...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:53 PM (7fElN)

=======

"Why human trafficking is good if it lowers labor costs for business."
-DU, 95.34% probability

I know. Shocked even me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
_____

I doubt these CHUDs work. But there are mountains of money in federal, state, and NGO subsidies, bennies, and direct payments. Plus, probably 90% are involved in theft, drug dealing, or some other criminality. They are getting income from somewhere.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

303 Get some Hammer & Sickle stickers, and slap them on the signs.

Bet most idiots wouldn't know what that was.


Baking soda, right?
-- average lefty

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (/y8xj)

304 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CgVac)

Cool. The USG might be the most evil institution on planet earth.

Nice.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (eZwyX)

305 Well I heard Fauci has ss protection, maybe he could spare a few agents for Trump?
Posted by: CaliGirl


They should assign attack beagles to Fauci's detail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

306 Be interesting to see how many big time Leftards attended P-ditty's little sex slave parties.

P-ditty's imminent death is indeed a tragedy.

Dead men tell no tales.
Posted by: The ARC of History

Stasi has conveniently hoovered up all that Kompromat.

For safe keeping and protection of the victims, I am sure.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (i24o9)

307 Isn't Blumenthal the asshole who claimed to be a Vietnam vet, but wasn't? something like that

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (/7KEl)

308 300 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

Global warming...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (IyPmt)

309 "Today, there are more than 6,500 members of the Secret Service including special agents, Uniformed Division agents and technical, professional and administrative personnel."

pretty sure no govt agency exists without at least 1000 administrative personnel

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (25k9m)

310 It appears that several major food corporations have worked with the feds to import illegals, transport them to various towns in red states, pay them substandard wages, let the US taxpayer cover their healthcare, and reap the financial benefit.

The end game of this is the same path as China- the ultimate end wage is zero.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (cdHM2)

311 302 I doubt these CHUDs work. But there are mountains of money in federal, state, and NGO subsidies, bennies, and direct payments. Plus, probably 90% are involved in theft, drug dealing, or some other criminality. They are getting income from somewhere.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

=======

There was that TV report of a factory owner in the area waxing poetic about how great the Haitian workers are.

I doubt he himself employed 20,000, but it's obvious that there is some employment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

312 Topo Zone...

https://www.topozone.com/

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

313 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History!


At some point, it's going to be revealed, but it is nothing more than cheap Chinese lithium batteries that is a cause

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (XTEnH)

314 You know, a thought just occurred to me - perhaps the pager incident is simply a Jewish mohel operation writ large in order to convert the unfaithful.

It could happen.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (WXNFJ)

Operation C4 Skin?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (i24o9)

315 If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

Carrier pigeons.
Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Oy/m2)

Often sunny in the ME, so I'd guess they might try heliographs.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (rj6Yv)

316 267 So I see that Ohio Haitians are part of a human smuggling operation, where the mule takes some wages off the top from each worker.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
-------------------------------

Charleroi Pennsylvania, has seen a 200% increase in its (Haitian) immigration population in the past two years... _dailycaller
There's a huge meat packing plant there that has displaced all native workers with Haitians. There is a specific company that busses them to and from work.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (PS4T+)

317 this yard sign
https://x.com/josh_opus/status/1836445993967194348

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (/7KEl)

318 It appears that several major food corporations have worked with the feds to import illegals, transport them to various towns in red states, pay them substandard wages, let the US taxpayer cover their healthcare, and reap the financial benefit.

-

Tyson outright said they were employing something like 50K illegals and would love to hire 50K more.

At the same time they were closing plants and laying off Americans.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (d+Q1U)

319 We are so sorry that our pagers were defective. Please accept this shipment of 3,000 replacement pagers and distribute them to all of your associates.

Posted by: Taiwan Pager Company at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (+H2BX)

320
They'll use it as an excuse to extend the time allowed to vote in blue areas so they can print enough ballots to win.

In red areas they'll use it as an excuse to close those polling stations early and disenfranchise conservatives.

They are willing to shoot Trump? They are devious enough to do this.
Posted by: LizLem at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (8rWj1)

I believe that's why the pollsters want to keep saying it's a very close race. So when they cheat it looks believable.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (VS3u5)

321 253
Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

No gubs mounted on it, however.

Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (YCBzt)

And the computers on the ship run awful slow and reboot frequently. Windows ME perhaps.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

322 I gotta admit, I'm a little nervous about turning on any of my Baofeng radios after the last couple of days. At least I didn't order any recently...

Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (EAwIa)

323 313 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Electric cars next ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

324 Isn't Blumenthal the asshole who claimed to be a Vietnam vet, but wasn't? something like that
Posted by: Don Black


Yeah, he's scum. Did you ever hear of such a thing?

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (v6JzV)

325 Illegals mixed up in human (child/slave) trafficking? Huh. Never heard of such a thing.

- MSM -

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (Q4IgG)

326 Today’s Attack on Hezbollah didn’t just target Radios to Detonate, with reports suggesting that Smartphones, Intercoms, Crypto Devices, Tickers, Smart Watches, Solar Panels, and even some Household Appliances within the Homes of Hezbollah Members across the Country had Exploded.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)

327 Operation C4 Skin?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Oh very nicely played!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (WXNFJ)

328 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM


Oh, I am sorry, but enemy action is voiding your warranty, Achmed....we will not be reimbursing you for this.

Posted by: "Kevin" in Mumbai at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (ZANHd)

329 Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (cdHM2)

Back to corporate towns like we had in Appalachia during the labor wars.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (eZwyX)

330 Did we take ss protection away from the fired head of SS who screwed it up the first time? Because I deserve it more than she and Fauci does. Simply for existing.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (pZEOD)

331 Why would any of them work when they receive a ton of freebies from the govt and NGOs? It’s more than the $13 an hour they get at a meat packing plant.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (Y/tQ+)

332 Trump should hire the mafia for protection!!

Posted by: yumper at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (phkng)

333 I doubt these CHUDs work. But there are mountains of money in federal, state, and NGO subsidies, bennies, and direct payments. Plus, probably 90% are involved in theft, drug dealing, or some other criminality. They are getting income from somewhere.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

=======

There was that TV report of a factory owner in the area waxing poetic about how great the Haitian workers are.

I doubt he himself employed 20,000, but it's obvious that there is some employment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)
________

You trust this "factory owner"? I don't trust him any more than I trust the slimy town council's assurances that nobody is eating the pets. That being said, of course some (small) percentage of the 20k work. The vast majority are pure parasites.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

334 312 Topo Zone...
https://www.topozone.com/
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

You can download georeferenced PDF files from USGS and other sources and load into an app like "Topo Nomad"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (VGRuw)

335 Operation C4 Skin?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM


I love this. And I'm angry that I didn't think of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (ZANHd)

336 Topo Zone...

https://www.topozone.com/

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

Yeah, that's a good place to buy printed maps. I am talking about live GPS tracking on Topo maps from state level zoom all the way to trail level Topo maps - without any service connection to update maps. Its all on device.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (i24o9)

337 305 Well I heard Fauci has ss protection, maybe he could spare a few agents for Trump?
Posted by: CaliGirl


They should assign attack beagles to Fauci's detail.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

I'd give him a Hezbolla pager and mobile device. That's all he needs at this point. Let God take care of the rest.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

338 I like the IDF's style- they troll you WHILE they're killing you

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2024 01:02 PM (/7KEl)

339
Seeing that it's not competent has got to be damaging.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

Seeing that it is corrupt and potentially murderous might be frightening to leftists, too. If you're not part of the in crowd, or are chosen scapegoat, you can be dealt with in the same way. Better to put a stop to it than to be shot because you are not to Mayorkas and Garland's standards of communist.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at September 18, 2024 01:02 PM (2NXcZ)

340 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)


It might be easier if they tell us what things in Lebanon aren't exploding.

Posted by: spindrift at September 18, 2024 01:02 PM (OguvZ)

341 I’m waiting for the story of some kid being near a Hamashole when the pager exploded injuring young Ahmed. Even if it’s a fake story, you know it’s coming.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:02 PM (Y/tQ+)

342 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (d+Q1U)

As long as the mega corporations are clearly anti American and helping push policies like this? I’m going to 100% support the highest tax burden possible on the corporation and the C-Suite members until they get with the program.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:02 PM (eZwyX)

343 I do you see stand people. There’s a house a few doors down from me that has a US flag flying. There’s a pickup in the driveway with a Marine bumper sticker. And they also have a big ass travel trailer.

Lawn sign: Democrats

These people will vote for people who despise the military, hate everything about America, want to ban your truck and by implication keep you from using your travel trailer.

Are they stupid? Uninformed? A little bit of both?
Posted by: News Update

============

The military is an authoritarian caste system.
You'd be amazed at how much shit they will put up with, or lead.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (/lPRQ)

344 Even Microcephaly Matt Damon could wisely surmise the investigation is the coverup.

Posted by: Neatly Groomed Nerf Herder at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (Ybyk2)

345 Off, Stolen Valor Sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (v6JzV)

346 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

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Are exploding toilets too much to ask for?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (lRD9v)

347 Did we take ss protection away from the fired head of SS who screwed it up the first time? Because I deserve it more than she and Fauci does. Simply for existing.
Posted by: Piper

And then you'd have a minion!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

348 326 Today’s Attack on Hezbollah didn’t just target Radios to Detonate, with reports suggesting that Smartphones, Intercoms, Crypto Devices, Tickers, Smart Watches, Solar Panels, and even some Household Appliances within the Homes of Hezbollah Members across the Country had Exploded.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)

Now I think we're entering the realm of PsyOps.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (VGRuw)

349 "If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate"

Israel is truly bombing them back to the stone age.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (yJaz2)

350
Off to the barrel NGNH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws)

351 Would not rule out bomb threats at polling places on Election Day.

If they call them in, I'd ask them for their pager number to confirm.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (uDISK)

352 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Electric cars next ?
Posted by: It's me donna


How would anyone differentiate that from typical?

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (OUMaO)

353 NEW: Lebanon's state news agency reports that home solar energy systems have exploded in several areas of Beirut - AP

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 12:57 PM (uxCna)

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Are exploding toilets too much to ask for?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (lRD9v)



wait for it ...

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (V13WU)

354 Uh oh...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

355 Topo Zone...
https://www.topozone.com/
Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

You can download georeferenced PDF files from USGS and other sources and load into an app like "Topo Nomad"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 18, 2024 01:01 PM (VGRuw)

I usually build my pdfs custom here.

https://topobuilder.nationalmap.gov/

But you can also get standard USGS quads in pdf. Paper is good, and it is my preference when on trail. But the first (Google Play) link is for live-mapping on device in the backcountry.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (i24o9)

356 Are exploding toilets too much to ask for?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM


That doesn't always work.

Posted by: Roman Moroni at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (ZANHd)

357 "If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate"

Israel is truly bombing them back to the stone age.
Posted by: fd at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM (yJaz2)
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If it was good enough for the Hekawi....

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (wGNqT)

358

The protection wasn't botched. THe attempted state sanctioned hit was botched.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (x0n13)

359
37

If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)

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"Lebanon Wracked by Exploding Firewood"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (iTNuP)

360 The GA +3 poll was ordered by the A C-J, which is a Dem rag. Not good for Leftoids.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (rj6Yv)

361 All the bomb threats will coincidentally be in heavy Republican precincts.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Y/tQ+)

362 The protection wasn't botched. THe attempted state sanctioned hit was botched.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (x0n13)

Exactly right.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (2NXcZ)

363 As long as the mega corporations are clearly anti American and helping push policies like this? I’m going to 100% support the highest tax burden possible on the corporation and the C-Suite members until they get with the program.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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Same here, brother. I've started coming around to the 99.9% tax rate on millionaires, too.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (d+Q1U)

364 Someone, non LEO and non military, was training his dog to be a bomb sniffing dog. He just gathers up explosives he had hanging around, he took the dog and decided to park near a Trump rally and train his dog to find bombs.

Ok.

Posted by: Megthered at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (VihIQ)

365 Hezb will just switch to using runners for comms. Slower, but more secure unless you can grab or stop the actual messenger. It kept OBL alive for years.

Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (EAwIa)

366 It might be easier if they tell us what things in Lebanon aren't exploding.
Posted by: spindrift


Don't forget that ammo ship that went all splodey in Beirut Harbor several years ago.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV)

367 301 You know, a thought just occurred to me - perhaps the pager incident is simply a Jewish mohel operation writ large in order to convert the unfaithful.

It could happen.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2024 12:58 PM (WXNFJ)

Why would you want inferior muhammadans shitting up your religion?

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (UnA8+)

368 When the get to pidgeons, they will have Avian flu.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

I think they did pigeons and Israel fucked with it. Not kidding.

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (LCr8f)

369 Today’s Attack on Hezbollah didn’t just target Radios to Detonate, with reports suggesting that Smartphones, Intercoms, Crypto Devices, Tickers, Smart Watches, Solar Panels, and even some Household Appliances within the Homes of Hezbollah Members across the Country had Exploded.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 18, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna)
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No dildos? Butt plugs? Goat sex dolls? Come on, Mossad -- get your shit together!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

370 Breaker Brea-

Posted by: HezboLOL at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (i0F8b)

371 37

If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN)



Carrier pigeons. I smell a reboot of a Hanna Barbera classic cartoon!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (x0n13)

372 I live in Fairfield County. The Republicans have had a tough time here for years, and it's definitely an uphill battle for conservatives here. That said, Blumenthal could be reading the tea leaves here, to a certain extent. While many of the safe state rep and state senate areas have no trouble putting blue (for Dem) signs up on yards, Chris Murphy - the Dem Senator running for another term in November - has red signs with his name on them. It's a stark contrast to the blue you'd ordinarily see. I think he may see something statewide that is different from what he would usually expect. Lots of Trump signs up around here as well. People aren't afraid to show their Biden-Harris hate these days.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM (4PN7k)

373 pretty sure no govt agency exists without at least 1000 administrative personnel
Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 12:59 PM (25k9m)

There are lots of new coversheets for the TPS reports that need filling out.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Aqu9a)

374 Georgia +3?

How many Buicks did they survey?

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM (LCr8f)

375 Wait until the 'smart' Wi-Fi enabled coffee machines start acting up.

Skynet or Mossad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM (0NUk/)

376

Off to the barrel NGNH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2024 01:03 PM


He actually had two 's as I checked 'selection source'. But they abutted each other. Not sure if that negated them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

377

Spaghetti-O's cans connected with string!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (x0n13)

378 See, this is what I was getting at... Fauci has some sort of government supplied protection? Secret Service? Why on earth would he need USSS to do it instead of a government contracted mall security guard for a fraction of the price?

This, assuming there's a legit reason he actually needs it.

I would really like to know who the USSS provides security for and how many agents are assigned to each person.

Because it's beginning to really look like the Service itself is beyond corrupt and incompetent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Q4IgG)

379 Divide by Zero @ 139: In addition to gifting us the EPA and OSHA, Nixon also took us off the gold standard.
Posted by: butch at September 18, 2024 12:52 PM (0APJ3)

****

Nixon sucked, but he had little choice there. The gold peg broke down in 1968 and U.S. gold reserves were being drawn down. If he hadn’t ended the convertibility of dollars for gold, the entire reserve would have gone overseas.

Closing the gold window was simply an acknowledgment of market realities: there were far too many dollars and far too little gold to support a price of $35 /oz.

Posted by: Lurker at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (FC8SQ)

380 Perhaps I could show you something in a shoe phone...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (DobEs)

381 360 The GA +3 poll was ordered by the A C-J, which is a Dem rag. Not good for Leftoids.
Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2024 01:04 PM (rj6Yv)

========

Kamala is running behind Hillary's numbers.

She's miles behind Biden's inflated numbers (just go back and see how many +10 polls Biden had, even through September).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

382 363 As long as the mega corporations are clearly anti American and helping push policies like this? I’m going to 100% support the highest tax burden possible on the corporation and the C-Suite members until they get with the program.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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Same here, brother. I've started coming around to the 99.9% tax rate on millionaires, too.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (d+Q1U)


If the CEO of a F100 company pays more than 15% of his income in taxes, the terrorists have won. Remember these people are muhJobCreators and their dicks must be sucked.
- GOP

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Y/tQ+)

383 No dildos? Butt plugs? Goat sex dolls? Come on, Mossad -- get your shit together!
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM


*looks at watch*

Wait one....

Posted by: The Mossad at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (ZANHd)

384 It appears that several major food corporations have worked with the feds to import illegals, transport them to various towns in red states, pay them substandard wages, let the US taxpayer cover their healthcare, and reap the financial benefit.

that has been going on a long time, particularly in meat processing plants across the midwest. that's where random hispanic towns in places like Iowa come from. Tyson is a big offender IIRC

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (25k9m)

385 37 Second Wave of Explosions Hits Communications Devices Across Lebanon
Posted by: SMOD at September 18, 2024 12:16 PM (9JK86)
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If this keeps up, Hezbollah will be reduced to using smoke signals to communicate.
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isn't that what is happening now? Love the smell of C4 in the morning.

Posted by: yumper at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (phkng)

386 Leave your message at the sound of the boom.

Posted by: Hezbollah Voice Mail at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (I51k6)

387
Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

No gubs mounted on it, however.

Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


No gubs. The bridge is dented and it only turns left.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (XTEnH)



I hear that the USS Giffords has chronic plumbing problems. They found a hole in the head.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2024 01:08 PM (y9nCu)

388 And every time a carrier pigeons poops on a Hezbollah terrorist it will be called a Zionist plot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:08 PM (0NUk/)

389 Wait until the 'smart' Wi-Fi enabled coffee machines start acting up.

Skynet or Mossad?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2024 01:06 PM


Keurig.

Or would have been if my buddy still worked for them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (ZANHd)

390 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (d+Q1U)

Definitely billionaire’s, not sure about millionaires. I’m sure there’s a threshold I wouldn’t object to but yeah I’m largely with you my man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (eZwyX)

391 Make Hezbollah toilets explode when people try to poop in them.

Posted by: XTC at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

392 I saw Exploding Roombas open for the Pretenders at Red Rocks in '93.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (PiwSw)

393 If you are sent to the barrel, take your pager so we can notify you when time is up.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

394 384 It appears that several major food corporations have worked with the feds to import illegals, transport them to various towns in red states, pay them substandard wages, let the US taxpayer cover their healthcare, and reap the financial benefit.

that has been going on a long time, particularly in meat processing plants across the midwest. that's where random hispanic towns in places like Iowa come from. Tyson is a big offender IIRC
Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (25k9m)

I've seen countless lefties attack Walmart for their "corporate welfare," i.e., scheduling and paying people just below the threshold for having to offer things like healthcare coverage.

Not a peep about the exploitation of illegals.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

395 Hezb will just switch to using runners for comms. Slower, but more secure unless you can grab or stop the actual messenger. It kept OBL alive for years.
Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2024 01:05 PM (EAwIa)

well, if Hez is willing to hide its ass behind Litany and just sit there, then it will work. But if they intend to fight a war, or in a middle of a war, and need a runner to tell a commander to move his troops...that would not work.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM (V13WU)

396 I think I'll unplug the baby monitor...

Posted by: Missus Hezz Bow Lah at September 18, 2024 01:10 PM (DobEs)

397 Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:07 PM (Y/tQ+)

Lmao. Too true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:10 PM (eZwyX)

398 using runners is basically Sinwar (may he rot) strategy , who is using OBL strategy, not in charge of anything and releasing videos from time to time

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (V13WU)

399 If you are sent to the barrel, take your pager so we can notify you when time is up.
Posted by: wth

We dont even get provided with restaurant type buzzers?

*kicks rocks*

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)

400 Make Hezbollah toilets explode when people try to poop in them.
Posted by: XTC


Do they have Taco Bell over there? Because you could use their food to launch a counter-blast.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

401 well, if Hez is willing to hide its ass behind Litany and just sit there, then it will work. But if they intend to fight a war, or in a middle of a war, and need a runner to tell a commander to move his troops...that would not work.

Agreed.

Posted by: Frank Dunne at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (xCA6C)

402 - Forbidden

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (RKVpM)

403 If you are sent to the barrel, take your pager so we can notify you when time is up.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:09 PM


I predict a downturn in walk-ins at Lebanese chain restaurants.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (ZANHd)

404 Notnfound

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (eZwyX)

405 I’m cool with a 95% tax on income above $10M.
But what really matters is getting rid of all the loopholes that allows someone who makes $10M to only pay tax on $200k. Until that happens whatever the top marginal rate is doesn’t matter. Nobody pays it.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Y/tQ+)

406 Damn fat fingers

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (eZwyX)

407 Reminds me of the US Gov having manufacturers insert homing devices into Iraqi bound computer printers for the smart bombs.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (i0F8b)

408 It wasn't me. It was the husky bicyclist's tag-botching ray.

Posted by: Neatly Groomed Nerf Herder at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Ybyk2)

409 This was always the clear, obvious outcome, from the day of the 2016 Indiana primaries. As long as Trump held fast, this had to be it, at the end of things.

The FBI spies in the campaign. The Mueller investigation. The lawfare throughout, including phony process crime charges on his associates, obtained by fraudulent FISA warrants and doctored 302s. The sham impeachments. The orchestrated riots. The blatantly rigged election. The outlandish post-Presidency show trials.

When all else failed, the only place left to go was murder, and these people can't stop now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (0FoWg)

410 Gabby Giffords gets her own ship for being wounded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

No gubs mounted on it, however.

Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


No gubs. The bridge is dented and it only turns left.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 18, 2024 12:50 PM (XTEnH)

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And no "targeting" systems!

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (lRD9v)

411 You tell yourself it's not McCaw
Now you're about to meet Allah

Ricki done fused that numba!

Posted by: Steely Dan at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (GMrMN)

412 I'm guessing that no Hezbollah members need to worry about their Sodastreams blowing up.

Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (EAwIa)

413 Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Y/tQ+)

Yeah. Eliminate that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (eZwyX)

414 ... But if they intend to fight a war, or in a middle of a war, and need a runner to tell a commander to move his troops...that would not work.

Agreed.
Posted by: Frank Dunne at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (xCA6C)

Not this shit again

Posted by: Zombie Pheidippides at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Aqu9a)

415 My fear now is that the left is just going to target conservatives now that they've fucked their prime.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (IG4Id)

416 Definitely billionaire’s, not sure about millionaires. I’m sure there’s a threshold I wouldn’t object to but yeah I’m largely with you my man.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
-

I used to just be on the billionaire-curious side, but recently I've come around to the millionaire one:

"Current CNBC data suggests a similar trend: Facing one another in a general election, an estimated 55 percent of millionaires would support Biden compared to just 45 percent who would favor Trump."


"Demographic data compiled in the 2016 and 2020 elections showed that the top 40 percent of income earners preferred the Democratic candidate for president (Hillary Clinton or Joe Biden)"

https://tinyurl.com/25kfpvpy

Fair share, bitches. Get to it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (d+Q1U)

417 Make Hezbollah toilets explode when people try to poop in them.
Posted by: XTC


Do they have Taco Bell over there? Because you could use their food to launch a counter-blast.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)
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Boomers!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2024 01:14 PM (wGNqT)

418 Today’s Attack on Hezbollah didn’t just target Radios to Detonate, with reports suggesting that Smartphones, Intercoms, Crypto Devices, Tickers, Smart Watches, Solar Panels, and even some Household Appliances within the Homes of Hezbollah Members across the Country had Exploded.

Probably BS. On the other hand, it means that the psyops part of the plan is working.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2024 01:14 PM (/y8xj)

419 Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Power without responsibility destroys society at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (d+Q1U)

Harsh but seemingly fair.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 18, 2024 01:14 PM (eZwyX)

420 I have a picture in my mind of a Mossad technician sitting at his keyboard laughing his ass off as he sends electronic love notes to Hezbollah comms, solar panels, smart watches, etc.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (pohLc)

421 Deepstate pointing at DHS trying to take eyes off USSS, and thus, themselves. Kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (KsSuj)

422 Uh, yeah, so uh, I was uh, training my dog! I'm doing a bomb dog training exercise, yeah, that's it! If you don't believe me, my wife, Morgan, will tell you, call her. That's right, my wife, Morgan Fairchild, That's the ticket!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (7Q29s)

423 I don't think I need my tinfoil hat anymore. Technology has advanced to the point where so many conspiracy theories are proven true that righties can now go hat-free.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (GzoiM)

424 Millionaire doesn’t mean much. Someone who bought a house for $200k in California in 1995 is now a multi millionaire since the house is worth $2M.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/tQ+)

425 I wonder if Danang Dick now regrets shit-canning the impeachment of Mayorkas?

Posted by: Isophorone at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (42qwK)

426 Love DeSantis saying the investigation will be done by their state police. How to say the Feds are corrupt without saying it.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
====

Without using the words 'conflict of interest' he pointed out it would be odd for the local very zealous prosecutors of Trump to investigate crimes against him.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (/lPRQ)

427 A lot of modern cars/trucks are 'connected'.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (i0F8b)

428 "Sen. Blumenthal said that he has expressed his frustration to DHS, adding that he would support a subpoena to obtain evidence of what actually happened.

"I'll certainly support a subpoena. It takes very little drafting to do a subpoena here and even less time," he noted. "I know how to do subpoenas. I'm ready, willing and able to use the subpoena process if necessary to get information from the Department of Homeland Security."
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It's too easy, ace: Rollcall, April 09, 2024, "Senate Republicans preview fight over Mayorkas impeachment

Democrats routinely called the impeachment a “farce” and Sen. Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn., told reporters Tuesday the impeachment was an “absolute waste of time.” He said the chamber will likely not have a trial and Democrats are preparing a motion to dismiss the charges.

“I really regret we are spending time on a farce where we know the outcome,” Blumenthal said.
--
A member of the Democratic Party, he is one of the wealthiest members of the Senate, with a net worth over $100 million. Wikipedia

oh, btw During his 2010 Senate campaign, news report videos that showed Blumenthal claiming he had served in Vietnam created a controversy.[22]

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (NFX2v)

429
It wasn't me. It was the husky bicyclist's tag-botching ray.

Posted by: Neatly Groomed Nerf Herder at September 18, 2024 01:12 PM


You had two 'end bolds' but they touched each other. Not sure if that somehow negated them. The ways of Pixy are sometimes mysterious.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (RKVpM)

430

Hezbollah = Buzz, boom, hollar!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (x0n13)

431 Uh, yeah, so uh, I was uh, training my dog! I'm doing a bomb dog training exercise, yeah, that's it! If you don't believe me, my wife, Morgan, will tell you, call her. That's right, my wife, Morgan Fairchild, That's the ticket!

My wife used to work with a woman who specialized in canine olfaction, and attempts to find tech solutions better than dogs. She didn't succeed, so ended up mostly working with dogs and their training tools.

I wonder if she's involved with this.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (xCA6C)

432 422 Uh, yeah, so uh, I was uh, training my dog! I'm doing a bomb dog training exercise, yeah, that's it! If you don't believe me, my wife, Morgan, will tell you, call her. That's right, my wife, Morgan Fairchild, That's the ticket!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (7Q29s)


I always hoped somebody would make a movie that had a cameo of Jon Lovitz and Morgan Fairchild as a married couple.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 18, 2024 01:17 PM (PiwSw)

433 Hezbollah will be relying on smoke signals by day's end.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:17 PM (GzoiM)

434 I'm guessing that no Hezbollah members need to worry about their Sodastreams blowing up.
Posted by: PabloD at September 18, 2024 01:13 PM (EAwIa)
-

What if we packed Mentos in their Soda Stream cartridges?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 18, 2024 01:17 PM (wGNqT)

435 433 Hezbollah will be relying on smoke signals by day's end.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2024 01:17 PM (GzoiM)

And since Jews control the weather, they’ll conjure up winds to disrupt the smoke.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (Y/tQ+)

436 Reuters, Middle East
Israel and Hamas at War
Hezbollah hand-held radios detonate across Lebanon, sources say
By Laila Bassam and Maya Gebeily
September 18, 2024 1:17 PM EDT Updated a few seconds ago



Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (NFX2v)

437 428 oh, btw During his 2010 Senate campaign, news report videos that showed Blumenthal claiming he had served in Vietnam created a controversy.[22]
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 18, 2024 01:16 PM (NFX2v)


I like the footage of him too close to the edge of a train platform where he nearly gets decapitated by a Metro North or Amtrak train zipping by from behind him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (x0n13)

438 Beware of Jew bearing beepers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (kq6q1)

439 Probably already well chewed over, but we're not taking that stupid piece of human garbage (oh, Blumenthal, in this case, sorry for the imprecise language) seriously? Come on, man. Idiot, and scum. And no I don't welcome his "support". If it results in anything, fine - but that should not change what should be the constant barrage of ridicule, contempt, and vitriol towards him and all like him.

AND his voters.

Ooh, that's the difficult part.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (GcNJ2)

440 All the Hezbollah boys have to be sweating about their teledildonic butt plugs right about now. Not enough to take them out. Such is the bravery of Mohammed's votaries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2024 01:19 PM (0FoWg)

441 438 Beware of Jew bearing beepers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (kq6q1)


Mostly we bear bupkis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:20 PM (x0n13)

442 Too bad Muzzies don't smoke. The IDF could give them rubber cigars.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

443 Too bad Muzzies don't smoke. The IDF could give them rubber cigars.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:20 PM


With "Acme Cigar Co." printed on the bands.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (ZANHd)

444 Exploding beepers and radios. Wait till you see what comes next.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (I1GXe)

445 I like the footage of him too close to the edge of a train platform where he nearly gets decapitated by a Metro North or Amtrak train zipping by from behind him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2024 01:18 PM (x0n13)

-------------------

"There's a Purple Heart right there!"

/Tampon Tim

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (9EtUt)

446 Blumenthal looks like a walking, talking desiccated corpse.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (3YdrS)

447 Too bad Muzzies don't smoke. The IDF could give them rubber cigars.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

Three Kings brand!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Aqu9a)

448 And oh yes, things are spicy and fantastic in Lebanon. A 2nd wave of sabotaged devices. Reportedly lots of splodeyness in Baalbek, long the center of IRGC activity in Lebanon. Which gives me a warm feeling.

Even an explosion in Yemen. Though in that case, all the usual causes (incompetence, internal fight) must be considered.

Lots of ground movement to the north in Israel. Seems almost certain The Big One is imminent. In which case, I hope and expect we'll see more of this sabotage offensive, including in the mother ship (Iran).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (GcNJ2)

449 sends electronic love notes to Hezbollah comms, solar panels, smart watches, etc.

Do their cars have OnStar?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (HVqcf)

450 Nood...splodey muzzies.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ZANHd)

451 Heh! The Jews have sure as hell made shit flinging monkeys out of Hezbollah today. They will be the laughing stock of the Arab world, and will never recover from the loss of face.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (pohLc)

452 Think maybe I'll unplug the Keurig machine...

Posted by: Missus Hezz Bow Lah at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (DobEs)

453 Jeepers
Creepers
Where'd ya get those beepers?
Jeepers
Cree....bang!

Ouch!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (W/lyH)

454 Does calling Hillary a fat-assed, evil, corrupt sack of putrescent
sack of cellulite amount to misinformation?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (FfSAJ)

455 A lot of modern cars/trucks are 'connected'.

yes but you get wifi and bluetooth and that big colorful screen

you'll enjoy being tracked by the government, who can remotely deactivate your vehicle

Posted by: brak at September 18, 2024 01:22 PM (25k9m)

456 Terrorists are going to have to start using smoke signals or something.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2024 01:23 PM (kq6q1)

457 Christmas tree a few USSS agents on the outside of DHS headquarters is what I would do.

Posted by: mustng66 at September 18, 2024 01:23 PM (MB7ZU)

458 Too bad Muzzies don't smoke. The IDF could give them rubber cigars.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 18, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)


?
they smoke like chimneys. probably biggest market for cigarettes is the ME.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (V13WU)

459 I saw the Teledildonic Butt Plugs open for Gov't Mule at Caravan of Dreams in '96.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 18, 2024 01:25 PM (9EtUt)

460 Millionaire doesn’t mean much. Someone who bought a house for $200k in California in 1995 is now a multi millionaire since the house is worth $2M.

Posted by: News Update at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/tQ+)
.......

*raises hand, searches property overseas*

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

461 Breaking:
A run on Tin cans and balls of twine has been reported in Libya after walkie talkies detonated.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 18, 2024 01:26 PM (mGdQO)

462 I think a good song for the pagers and walkie talkies to play prior to going splodey is AC/DC big balls.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 18, 2024 12:19 PM (3YdrS)
________

I'd personally go with Thunderstruck ....
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 18, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

Dazed and Confused

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 18, 2024 01:27 PM (g8Ew8)

463 The only reason that there's ANY doubt that the Secret Service's failures here are some sort of conspiracy is that they made so VERY many public failures as far back as Obama's tenure. Remember when they drunk-drove over the suspected bomb in front of the White House? While I believe wholeheartedly that this is, in fact, orchestrated, they have done enough mind-bogglingly STUPID stuff in the past twenty years that it's almost plausible that they ARE, in fact, that incompetent. And I'm not sure which option scares me more at this point.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 18, 2024 01:28 PM (9VDxG)

464 ?
they smoke like chimneys. probably biggest market for cigarettes is the ME.
----------------
May I introduce you to China?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 18, 2024 01:33 PM (W3T6M)

465 Obama said he'd transform America. He did. Its now the Haitian People's Republic. Dogs, Cats and pets to go, grilled to order. Antifa will kill with their Red Guard pals.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 18, 2024 01:38 PM (bXvrr)

466 Someone who bought a house for $200k in California in 1995 is now a multi millionaire since the house is worth $2M.

Mine, in Ohio, went up 62% when the mail arrived this morning -- although forensic accountant Wife says there's a review committee that may have to take a second chew at that.

Dad and I used to have a joke. When he was a kid, "millionaire" meant the total value of your real estate, investments and cash was a million. Later it meant you had a million in a fund somewhere, generating income or interest. Literally FWIW, you can't really get by on that any more. b

The current standard is that a millionaire takes in a million a year.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at September 18, 2024 01:54 PM (zdLoL)

467 Don't fall for Dick's OUTRAGE PRON!

MUH INCOMPETENCE!

#MurderNotMistakes

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2024 02:11 PM (8aRVO)

468 What would I do here?

DEFUND! DEFUND! DEFUND!

Crimeny, you jokers have the purse strings. Without money they have no power - why do you give them power and then lament that they have power? Sheesh, grow a pair.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at September 18, 2024 03:21 PM (TOe+Q)

469 The House of Representatives voted to Impeach Sec Mayorkas, which controls the Secret Service. However, all Senate Democrats voted to block the Impeachment Trial. Afterwards, Sec. Mayorkas has cannibalized the Secret Service around Donald Trump. Sunday's assassination attempt was remarkable because the US Secret Service still does not use drones for overwatch.

Posted by: wferrin at September 18, 2024 03:28 PM (dFv5K)

470 whenever I went to a comedy club if the comic started asking the audience what they did for a living I would respond with "I work on Wall Street, What Do You Do ? "

Seems like the Secret Service should be getting that same response when they ask people questions ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at September 18, 2024 04:13 PM (DBAaD)

471 The Secret Service needs better managment then under the Demo-Rats

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 18, 2024 04:42 PM (wGqjj)

472 I have a picture in my mind of a Mossad technician sitting at his keyboard laughing his ass off as he sends electronic love notes to Hezbollah comms, solar panels, smart watches, etc.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 18, 2024 01:15 PM (pohLc)


I have an unsightly image of Hezbollah fighters standing naked in the desert shouting "Help me Allah!".

Posted by: Faux News at September 18, 2024 04:58 PM (nvKZ7)

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