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CNN "Analyst:" The Bad Thing About These Assassination Attempts We're Inciting Is That They Might Benefit Trump Politically

Not so hidden meaning: These assassination attempts we're inciting will help Trump politically, unless we stop missing and actually murder the president.


CNN's Juliette Kayyem lamented the possibility that former President Donald Trump could benefit politically after a second assassination attempt over the weekend, calling the situation a "problem" and "unfortunate."

...

Kayyem continued: "And the reason why this is, you know, in some ways, you know, you said how close the election is, the problem is this is a safety issue that is being thrown into a very intense political environment in which the very fact of an assassination, a constitutional moment, because it's, it could have impacted voters, will be used for political purposes."

"And that, to me, is, is just as not as a, you know, exceptionally unfortunate, because whatever your beliefs are, we do deserve to have campaigns that are not part that where violence isn't being used as either a sword or a shield," she added.

Chris Cuomo, meanwhile, gets close to admitting that these assassins are incited and encouraged by his friends at CNN, and asks why people aren't "apologizing" to Trump. Like I said, he doesn't quite say the words but he seems to be aware that the left is programming assassins to kill. He doesn't say why people should be apologizing to Trump.

If he did, the left would start inciting assassins against him.


Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM




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Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:01 PM (i24o9)

2 screw these guys with a rusty barbwire wrapped flaming pineapple, sideways, twice

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 17, 2024 01:02 PM (nXhwP)

3 They're not even pretending to tell their people to stop. It's a flex, a wing and a prayer.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:03 PM (LCr8f)

4
ESPONJA!!1!!1111

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2024 01:03 PM (bEb2S)

5 Marxist progressives are not liberal. My mom is figuring this out now. Might be too late

Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2024 01:03 PM (3U9lo)

6 Someone getting shot could be used for political purposes????

Someone ask Senator Mark Kelly about that…

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:03 PM (Hkcdp)

7 rookie mistake doh

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

8 Leading Report @LeadingReport 5m
BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal has threatened to use "subpoena power" to compel the Biden-Harris administration's DHS to cooperate with their requests for the probe of the ass*ssination attempts on former President Trump.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Trump's security at Mar-a-Lago is now the same level as when he was the incumbent president, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (CEzQx)

9 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

10 Wasn't it Biden's appearance immediately after Trump was shot in the head when he said "The threat is still very much alive"?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (zpx/a)

11 yeah! paisan!

love it well done Chris C.

seriously good for that guy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (s3qiR)

12 >>>Watching Chris Cuomo get redpilled is absolutely incredible

JJ Sefton had Cillizza in a similar redpill moment (Daily Caller Link).

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (i24o9)

13 First scares the heck out of me.

Cuomo is so full of it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (RxnYx)

14 I will point out that Chris Cuomo is so stupid, he's 8-12 months BEHIND Ana Kasparian, re. the Red Pill.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (PYxAv)

15 I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (zpx/a)

16 Kayyem is incoherent.

She’s struggling so hard to not say the obvious, so she babbles around it, very poorly.
Sad!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Hkcdp)

17 What these leftist 'tards fail to grasp is that blaming Trump for the assassination attempts on his life is akin to blaming a woman for the rape committed against her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

18 15 I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (zpx/a)

=======

Kavanaugh raped a chick and DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in Florida.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

19 To call Chris Cuomo fish-tank slime is an insult to fish-tank slime.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (VdhcA)

20 Democrat Sen. Chris Murphy After Sunday’s Assassination Attempt: Trump Is the One Inspiring ‘Political Violence'

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

21 Cuomo is more human than I thought.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (LgsNJ)

22 from Barnhardt memes, today:
https://tinyurl.com/4k573baz

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (Rbu5d)

23 This is where we've got the 1st Amendment all wrong. If you organize a group to protest my ability to buy and sell, I'm not going to respect your opinion. I'm going to do my very best to beat your ass.

Originally - the 1st simply was interpreted as the government would not beat any asses when the talk centered around protesting the government.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (w8+8g)

24 17 What these leftist 'tards fail to grasp is that blaming Trump for the assassination attempts on his life is akin to blaming a woman for the rape committed against her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

That IS a thing in parts of the Middle East…

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (PCK5/)

25 Frankly, I am surprised that CNN and ABC aren't asking for volunteers to shoot Trump on the air every night. Maybe by next month they will be.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (lTGtQ)

26 Why should Trump do another debate?
He’s gotten shot after each one he’s done so far…

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Hkcdp)

27
Rasmussen polling has gone into afib:

Sept 11: Trump +6
Sept 12: Trump -6
Sept 16: Trump +6

:: CLEAR! ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (RKVpM)

28 Ironically, the left admits that these assassination attempts benefit Trump politically. Indeed, the images of a defiant Trump in front of the American flag in the aftermath of the first attempt were so politically powerful that some leftist shitcocks insisted that Trump himself set the whole thing up to make himself look good.

I personally think that assassination attempt, and those iconic images, basically won Trump the election. (If the election is fair, I mean.) That sealed his image in most people's minds and exposed how dirty and desperate his political opponents were.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

29 Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow
If you don't appreciate and admire the Israelis literally blowing the balls off Jihadists who raped their women unfollow me now.
9:30 AM · Sep 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (9aVck)

30 Sure.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17h
Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (CEzQx)

31 A lot of weak minded midwits out there lapping up the deepstate/uniparty/junta pablum.

Of course some are going to go off, even if they do not have a handler to give them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (/lPRQ)

32 9 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

Shut up! they said.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Rbu5d)

33 28 I personally think that assassination attempt, and those iconic images, basically won Trump the election. (If the election is fair, I mean.) That sealed his image in most people's minds and exposed how dirty and desperate his political opponents were.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

========

Which is why they erased the images as much as possible while keep hope alive by running polls of Iowa with a +2 Republican electorate when it was +10 in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

34 That pesky Trump and surviving assassins bullets.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (eZwyX)

35 The left playing "Trump could be assassinated and there'd be no blowback" is the same as the left playing "we can keep pushing Russia and there'll be no blowback".

I don't know what's wrong with their brains that they think they get to orchestrate both sides of the event... maybe because they've controlled the GOPe for so long but so much shit is about to hit so many fans and they just keep fucking pushing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (U7wke)

36 If there’s any justice in the world, karma will visit every one of these insane media assholes in a very virulent manner..

That would be terrible.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (Aoykm)

37 30 Sure.

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17h
Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (CEzQx)

========

He literally doesn't have enough money for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

38 Are the Cuomo's launching torpedoes at the Biden/Harris Junta cuz payback for them sacking Cuomo after he killed as many Nursing Home people as he could during the Plandemic?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (W3T6M)

39 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17h
Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck

You're gonna need a few more $Bs there Marky.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

40 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?

-

(insert meme of attractive young lady from the Office TV show saying "It's the same picture")

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (zpx/a)

41 I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump.
=====

HECKLERS' VETO.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (RxnYx)

42 I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (zpx/a)

=======

Kavanaugh raped a chick and DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Don't forget DeathSantis ogling drunk high school girls at those parties!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

43 Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In! SCENE - The Godfather: Part 3 MOVIE (1990)

(Can't link because I can't correctly and I'll incur the wrath of ace.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 01:09 PM (NFX2v)

44 To call Chris Cuomo fish-tank slime is an insult to fish-tank slime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 17, 2024

Jaque! I said NO cleaning!

Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 01:09 PM (ewjUl)

45 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


There was a mistranslation somewhere. It isn't a political racket, it is a political ratchet. It only goes one way.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:09 PM (lTGtQ)

46 The election will be extraordinarily unfair… Trump may win anyway… but my thought is just because he wins, they may keep him out BAMN…

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (PCK5/)

47 Don't forget DeathSantis ogling drunk high school girls at those parties!
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
-----------
It's been years since I've had a good ogle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (VdhcA)

48 I personally think that assassination attempt, and those iconic images, basically won Trump the election. (If the election is fair, I mean.) That sealed his image in most people's minds and exposed how dirty and desperate his political opponents were.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

========

Which is why they erased the images as much as possible while keep hope alive by running polls of Iowa with a +2 Republican electorate when it was +10 in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)
___________

[Consults lie detector]

"No lies detected"

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

49 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM


That's (D)ifferent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (kgE5c)

50 By any meanies necessary.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

51 So how long before the media comes out and claims that Trump is staging these assassination attempts himself to boost hi poll numbers?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (QNSds)

52
Chris Cuomo, like Megan Kelly, could eventually be worthwhile. Like Biden's underwear, Depends.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (RKVpM)

53 Cuban has been advising Kamala and now, out of the blue, announcing he wants to buy Fox and X?

Not suspicious at all. Watch FCC …

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (Hkcdp)

54 Blue Meanies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (63Dwl)

55
Old: Don't say bad things about the president, it's not fair to their kids.

New: Go ahead and blow the president's head off, tough luck kid.


I can't imagine how PDJT feels, let alone his kids. Especially the youngest one.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (NMT5x)

56 Now, that's just mean.

https://is.gd/7CQn7E

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (L/fGl)

57 The Kia Kayyem was intended to be a luxury SUV on par with Cadillac Escalade. Consumer sentiment ultimately ruled that it was overpriced, overweight, underpowered and saddled with an appearance that insisted upon itself. It was in production for a total of 16 months and quietly cancelled.

Posted by: Car nerd at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (DobEs)

58 So how long before the media comes out and claims that Trump is staging these assassination attempts himself to boost hi poll numbers?
Posted by: Mister Scott (F

They did that in July.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

59 I have a question. If I were a lefty crazy white woman, I would call it a thought experiment. What happens if we find out the current admin is trying to get Trump? I don’t mean suspect, or “know” because of the situation. I mean we get hard proof it’s happening, Garland is leading it, or Kamala. What would happen? The answer go to war is not going to happen, that just isn’t a solution. But what would happen?

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (p4NUW)

60 Interesting video of Chris Cuomo there. I could do without the movie trailer music behind it though. Sounds like an MMA hype video.

Posted by: Doof at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (RhGG0)

61 Wow. Chris Cuomo is having a red pill moment. And I think pretty little Megyn is voting Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (pohLc)

62 Rasmussen polling has gone into afib:

Sept 11: Trump +6
Sept 12: Trump -6
Sept 16: Trump +6

:: CLEAR! ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (RKVpM)


What do you mean by "gone into afib"?

Rass polling Sunday was supposedly bad for Trump. I guess that was an outlier?

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (pZ0Mr)

63 I didn't nood either.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (due9l)

64 Actually was wondering if Trump's polling did gain anything from this 2nd assassination attempt

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (XF2fQ)

65 @30

>>Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale

Musk is roughly 60 times richer than Cuban.

He don't need your filthy money Cuban and he will more than likely never sell it to a dim bulb like yourself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

66 Piers Morgan
@piersmorgan
2h
This Hezbollah exploding pager story is absolutely nuts.
.
.
.
The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome
@TheMossadIL
1h
Which is something 1200 Hezbollah leaders no longer have.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (LgsNJ)

67 58 So how long before the media comes out and claims that Trump is staging these assassination attempts himself to boost hi poll numbers?
Posted by: Mister Scott (F

They did that in July.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September

5 seconds after it happened on X. The left is a sad, silly group of people.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (p4NUW)

68 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

*laughs in regime contacts*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM (eZwyX)

69 If the election is fair, I mean.)
STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (QWhkt)

70 Which Cuomo is this? Is this the one who pretended to lift heavy weights when they were just Styrofoam?

Posted by: dantesed at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (Oy/m2)

71 Andrew Lynch
@GentlemanRascal
Man those virgins are about to be very disappointed
9:54 AM · Sep 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)

72 This is where we've got the 1st Amendment all wrong. If you organize a group to protest my ability to buy and sell, I'm not going to respect your opinion. I'm going to do my very best to beat your ass.

Depending on what your "very best" entails, you might be the one getting it wrong.

Posted by: Zombie John Cage at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (hBDW6)

73 The Communist News Network should start telling their listeners to stop trying to kill or say he needs to be taken out

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (XF2fQ)

74 The FNM telling is that showing a black person as a criminal on TV leads to discrimination in real life is also telling us that portraying Trump as Hitler 24-7 has nothing to do with leftists trying to murder him.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (oZhjI)

75 Mr. Nichols is still available for truck bombing consultation.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (due9l)

76 /silent sock

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (hBDW6)

77 Breaking911 @Breaking911 26m
Hezbollah ordered civilians to stop filming and disseminating any footage since it will "aid the enemy" (Israel)

Breaking911 @Breaking911 25m
Man with phone : “Netanyahu, did you know that they’re now comparing you to James Bond?”

Netanyahu: “Nonsense. It’s Netanyahu; Benjamin Netanyahu”

https://tinyurl.com/2jx6v4fy
9 seconds

Boohoo.
Breaking911 @Breaking911 20m
UN spokesperson Stephane Dujarric: "Developments in Lebanon are extremely concerning, particularly within the extremely volatile environment. This follows the detonation of THOUSANDS of electronic pagers belonging to Hezbollah members.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (CEzQx)

78 BREAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

79 Just wait until Obama figures out that assassinating Kamala might help her politically.

Posted by: JTSmith at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (eanwr)

80 39 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17h
Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck

You're gonna need a few more $Bs there Marky.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:08 PM (CIS44)

He's just being desperate for attention. Because he is an attention-wh*re

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (Rbu5d)

81 This second attempt on Trump's life has put me into a funk. It's like my subconscious is preparing me for the inevitable so it won't be such a shock.

Posted by: pawn at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (QB+5g)

82 There is too much drama surrounding Trump, Vote Harris.

---David Plouffe's poisonous trap

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)

83 Now, that's just mean.

https://is.gd/7CQn7E
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (L/fGl)
_____

I'll allow it

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

84 78 BREAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

Crusader?! This is insulting an provocative to peaceful muslims everywhere.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (j4U/Z)

85 BREAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

for real ??!

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)

86 39 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 17h
Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck

Elon is a business man at the end of the day. But he is having way too much fun with x to sell. Eventually it will need to make money, or at least break even, of course. But I don’t see him taking this offer.

As for Fox, who would notice?

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (p4NUW)

87 Nutless Derkas that will never get to satisfy those 72 virgins

Too bad.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (Aoykm)

88 If they stopped trying, you know, kill him, maybe the drama would dial back…

Posted by: tubal at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (PCK5/)

89
So how long before the media comes out and claims that Trump is staging these assassination attempts himself to boost hi poll numbers?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM


oh, 14JUL24 or somewhere thereabouts

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (bEb2S)

90 The closer the election gets the crazier and more desperate the Commies are getting. Trump is showing resolve !
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential Election. It was a Disgrace to our Nation! Therefore, the 2024 Election, where Votes have just started being cast, will be under the closest professional scrutiny and, WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences so that this Depravity of Justice does not happen again. We cannot let our Country further devolve into a Third World Nation, AND WE WON’T! Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials. Those involved in unscrupulous behavior will be sought out, caught, and prosecuted at levels, unfortunately, never seen before in our Country.



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Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (mGdQO)

91 38 Are the Cuomo's launching torpedoes at the Biden/Harris Junta cuz payback for them sacking Cuomo after he killed as many Nursing Home people as he could during the Plandemic?
Posted by: Pudinhead

Nah. PA held its own in the Nursing Home kills and there's nary a peep from anywhere.

Maybe the Kennedy clan's keeping them in line for the current Presidential election cycle & that has them a bit feisty.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (NFX2v)

92 I thought we weren't allowed to reference Crusade or Crusaders?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (CIS44)

93 Cuomo admits he doesn't see how Trump handles it. Frankly, it is awesome to see. I read yesterday that Trump uses his ego as a shield. I think that might be right, and necessary.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (pohLc)

94 On July 13 don't forget Jill was across town COINCIDENTALLY bedecked in 100% Trump Protest White.

Yes the Left does this sort of signaling thing. They can't help themselves.

Like when they bragged about "fortifying" 2020.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (LCr8f)

95 The entire point of the first amendment is to allow people to criticize the government, and to point out when it is lying.

Yeah, let's carve out an exemption - at the heart.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

96 The FNM: Will no one rid me of this turbulent pol?

Also the FNM: Wow people are trying to kill Orange Hitler. He must be really bad for people to go do that without any prompting from us!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (oZhjI)

97 "You know,"Juliette, 1980's tweenspeak called and said time to grow up.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (XJl7d)

98 Andrew Lynch
@GentlemanRascal
Man those virgins are about to be very disappointed
9:54 AM · Sep 17, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)
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Hizballlah!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (LgsNJ)

99 Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:15 PM (CIS44

YOU are not allowed plebe. Remember that.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (Aoykm)

100 Nah. PA held its own in the Nursing Home kills and there's nary a peep from anywhere.
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Yeah, but Gov Shapiro didn't get defenestrated like the Dago did.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (W3T6M)

101 The answer my friend is blowin' up their pagers
The answer is blowin' up their pagers

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM (L/fGl)

102 This second attempt on Trump's life has put me into a funk. It's like my subconscious is preparing me for the inevitable so it won't be such a shock.

Posted by: pawn at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (QB+5g)

Let it turn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM (i24o9)

103 Cuomo admits he doesn't see how Trump handles it. Frankly, it is awesome to see. I read yesterday that Trump uses his ego as a shield. I think that might be right, and necessary.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


The Hand of God.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM (fKRr8)

104 Well at least the assassin didn't escape. Secret Service dodged a bullet on that one.

Unlike Crooks' weapon this one didn't have a serial number they could use TO CHECK THE FEDERAL GUN REGISTERY FOR OWNERSHIP and get a hit in 29 minutes.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM (due9l)

105 This exploding-balls pager story. It's real? Forgive my skepticism, but I find it hard to believe Israel was able to get explosives into so many terrorist's pagers (who even uses pagers any more?). A few pagers I could see. But thousands? I think the pager story is cover for something else. Maybe some kind of new explosive that ignites when it touches goat semen.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM (iFTx/)

106 BREAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

LIKE I SAID #94

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (LCr8f)

107
What do you mean by "gone into afib"?

Rass polling Sunday was supposedly bad for Trump. I guess that was an outlier?

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM


I might have gotten the exact dates off, but the last three polls have been +6, -6, and now back to +6 for Trump.

Yeah, I'm hoping the -6 was an outlier. I was getting ready to fill the bathtub with warm water, put some Janis Ian music on, and end it yesterday. At least rid my testicular units of some shagginess anyway.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (RKVpM)

108 @92

>>I thought we weren't allowed to reference Crusade or Crusaders?

Apparently only The Oak Island Money Pit and Would Be Republican Presidential Assassins, everything else is off limits.

They were probably trying to figure out how they could call him an austere scholar and this was the closest they could come.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (XV/Pl)

109 Yeah, but Gov Shapiro didn't get defenestrated like the Dago did.

it was Wolf

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (s3qiR)

110 >>. PA held its own in the Nursing Home kills and there's nary a peep from anywhere.


Wasn't that the action of the Tranny that Biden promoted?

Admiral Levine?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (PYxAv)

111 *It's been years since I've had a good ogle."

Usta buy them at Godsey's General Store on Saturdays when I was a little boy. They cost a dime, but you'd get back a penny for the bottle deposit.

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (DobEs)

112 the sound of assassins,
ringing in their ears.

Posted by: DaveA at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

113 Maybe some kind of new explosive that ignites when it touches goat semen.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade


Snort

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (fKRr8)

114 Andrew Lynch
@GentlemanRascal
Man those virgins are about to be very disappointed
9:54 AM · Sep 17, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 17, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)
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Hizballlah!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (LgsNJ)

Hezblowup.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:18 PM (i24o9)

115 While I am very happy, happy, joy, joy over Hezbollah being castrated, literally, I'm wondering what the blow back will be here , specifically on campuses. The pro Hamas crowd has been somewhat quiet lately, but something like this operation will drive a lot of them nuts (pun intended). Things could get very hairy real quick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (ddxsZ)

116 Let's see, just how does the deep state create Mass formation psychosis strong enough to weaponize leftist crazies? Could it be:

Pushing a color revolution in US, based on ops in other countries
Communism marching through the institutions
Dumbing down the populace with propaganda in education
Infantilizing the military
FDA sickening us with bad nutrition advice
Pharmaceutical companies pushing meds that cause psychosis
Skyrocketing paranoia and mental illness during the pandemic
Starting a war with Russia via Ukraine
Fear porn about Trump as hitler since 2016 and earlier

No, couldn't be that.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (QAK8m)

117 Wasn't that the action of the Tranny that Biden promoted?



yeppers

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (s3qiR)

118 "Darn it! Why do you Rethuglicans focus only on the attempted murder and not why it's justified!?"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (jjoN6)

119 Wasn't that the action of the Tranny that Biden promoted?

Admiral Levine?
Posted by: garrett at

Gov Wolf, The good Admiral got his mom out of the nursing homes though.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (CIS44)

120 Democrat Sen. Chris Murphy After Sunday’s Assassination Attempt: Trump Is the One Inspiring ‘Political Violence'
Posted by: SMOD

If this were true, wouldn't some of this inspired violence be aimed at Harris/Walz? And if there were any attempts on Harris/Walz, wouldn't they be blasted across all airwaves, networks and spectrums from dawn to dusk?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (JN6Jq)

121 @114 Hizball..ahhhhh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (ddxsZ)

122 Tom Wolf did the PA nursing home killing.

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (FfvIc)

123 REAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

I'd have said "Austere crusader", but whatever...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (VGRuw)

124 Wasn't that the action of the Tranny that Biden promoted?

Admiral Levine?
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Biden does what he is told. The money behind Levine is Pritzker money. Remember that when checking into a Hyatt Hotel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (W3T6M)

125 94 On July 13 don't forget Jill was across town COINCIDENTALLY bedecked in 100% Trump Protest White.

Yes the Left does this sort of signaling thing. They can't help themselves.

Like when they bragged about "fortifying" 2020.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM (LCr8f)


she just wants to date him...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:21 PM (Rbu5d)

126 While I am very happy, happy, joy, joy over Hezbollah being castrated, literally, I'm wondering what the blow back will be here , specifically on campuses. The pro Hamas crowd has been somewhat quiet lately, but something like this operation will drive a lot of them nuts (pun intended). Things could get very hairy real quick
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (ddxsZ)
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And here I was, hoping they'd all turn over a new pager.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:21 PM (LgsNJ)

127 Hiz BALL Off

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:21 PM (due9l)

128 If PDT was inspiring political violence wouldn't it go both ways? I mean, if you're going to make a general statement about violence shouldn't it have open ended consequences?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:22 PM (XJl7d)

129 Unlike Crooks' weapon this one didn't have a serial number they could use TO CHECK THE FEDERAL GUN REGISTERY FOR OWNERSHIP and get a hit in 29 minutes.
Posted by: torabora


Acid & lasers could raise enough of the number to tell.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:22 PM (fKRr8)

130 What these leftist 'tards fail to grasp is that blaming Trump for the assassination attempts on his life is akin to blaming a woman for the rape committed against her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I wonder what he was wearing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

131
Hezballess. The beans are surely gone, the pork? TBD.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:23 PM (RKVpM)

132 And here I was, hoping they'd all turn over a new pager.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:21 PM (LgsNJ)
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Wasn't that a song by Bob Seger?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 17, 2024 01:23 PM (VdhcA)

133 Can anyone here imagine VP Harris doing her job certifying the election results in the event of a Trump victory?

I'm reminded of the AZ Secretary of State running for higher office in an election she controls.

I don't know if I could be any less hopeful.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 17, 2024 01:23 PM (BEAj6)

134 I mentioned this a couple of days ago, but -

Do you remember when John McCain came out and said very clearly that Barack Obama was not a threat to the people of the US, and that he was a verY good person and a verY fine family man?

NOT BECAUSE THERE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN ANY ATTEMPTS ON OBAMA BY THE RIGHT but because Oour Betters claimed to be afraid that the Right would try to assassinate Obama.

Stupid, right? All around, because we of the right are law-abiding as opposed to the loony shooters of the left.

That is what is called for right now. Harris, Biden, Pelosi, Schumer, any MSM figure or any public figure who's been spreading these lies and blood libels against Trump need to go on camera right now and say that Trump poses no threat to "Our Democracy", that he is no racist, and that Democrats have nothing to fear from him. And it needs to be done now.

These hate filled and cutesy flirting with assassination a-holes need to be called out and condemned if they won't apologize and recant their rhetoric. Now.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2024 01:23 PM (eDfFs)

135 >>Acid & lasers could raise enough of the number to tell.


Take it to see Laser Floyd at the Planetarium.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (PYxAv)

136 57 The Kia Kayyem was intended to be a luxury SUV on par with Cadillac Escalade. Consumer sentiment ultimately ruled that it was overpriced, overweight, underpowered and saddled with an appearance that insisted upon itself. It was in production for a total of 16 months and quietly cancelled.
Posted by: Car nerd at September 17, 2024 01:10 PM (DobEs)


Victor Kayyem>Kia Kayyem>Juliette Kayyem

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (NMT5x)

137 128 If PDT was inspiring political violence wouldn't it go both ways?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:22 PM (XJl7d)

Exactly! Trump's inflammatory rhetoric doesn't seem to be causing any inflammation.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (VGRuw)

138 Statements by Hakeem Jeffries, Hillary Clinton, and others make it clear that the Deep State is going to explicitly call for Donald Trump to be murdered from this point on.

The first two assassins were chosen largely because they were deniable as Deep State operatives - I suspect that Assassin #3 will be more competent, at the cost of being less deniable.

They intend to kill Trump, and they think they can deal with the consequences of doing so.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (uxCna)

139 Rass polling Sunday was supposedly bad for Trump. I guess that was an outlier?

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 17, 2024 01:11 PM


rasmussen has Trump up by 2 points nationally.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (QNSds)

140 P Diddy was arrested and the searches produced three AK-47s with the serial numbers filed off. Wonder if he knows Routh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (ddxsZ)

141
CNN's Juliette Kayyem lamented the possibility that former President Donald Trump could benefit politically after a second assassination attempt over the weekend, calling the situation a "problem" and "unfortunate."

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Exposition style: Turbo-babble.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (xPNeT)

142 Now don't leave off that Trump brought much of the drama upon himself - well, much like what these airheads are saying about assassination attempts.

I learned it right here. Also let's not forget something else I learned here just last week. Trump is lazy, and he's a whiner. Pay attention, there might be a quiz.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (GcNJ2)

143 >>> While I am very happy, happy, joy, joy over Hezbollah being castrated, literally, I'm wondering what the blow back will be here , specifically on campuses.

You've made me realize that I've heard very little this fall semester about Jewish students getting harassed on campus. I doubt that's because the pro Gaza students grew some empathy over the summer. I suspect there's either an embargo from the media, or a chilling effect for the Jewish students where they are afraid to report incidents, knowing their university and the media are not on their side.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (QAK8m)

144 Democrats used Fake Book to incite and organize J-6. Why do we think they are not organizing these assassins.

Imagine if Trump is able to pull the plug on the entire Ukraine graft machine.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (TIRHP)

145 117 Wasn't that the action of the Tranny that Biden promoted?

yeppers
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 17, 2024 01:19 PM (s3qiR)

IIRC, Levine pulled his own mother out of a nursing home the day (or shortly before) he made his pronouncement fro the rest of the population.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (Rbu5d)

146 >>rasmussen has Trump up by 2 points nationally.


...and something like +7 in the Swing States.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (PYxAv)

147 105
Circumcisions all around!

(Sorry!)

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (p4NUW)

148 19 To call Chris Cuomo fish-tank slime is an insult to fish-tank slime.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (VdhcA)

21 Cuomo is more human than I thought.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (LgsNJ)

21 - I don't think so. He was on of the kool kids as long as the kool kids were all piling on Trump and MAGA (us). He, along with the rest, was too dumb to see where it was taking them. It's like all the d*** a**es calling to eliminate/defund the police - until THEY'RE the one who gets robbed and carjacked, then they're all Law and Order 24/7

Maybe Cuomo's just trying to same his a** because the burning times are getting uncomfortably close...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 01:26 PM (QGaXH)

149 They intend to kill Trump, and they think they can deal with the consequences of doing so.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:24 PM (uxCna)
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I don't think you're wrong and shudder at the idea of the PTB rolling the dice like that.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:26 PM (XJl7d)

150 Fear our transgender warriors!

Posted by: The Eunuchs Of Hezbollah! at September 17, 2024 01:26 PM (uxCna)

151 124...Remember that when checking into a Hyatt Hotel.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (W3T6M)

when we found out it was Pritzker-owned, we stopped staying at Hyatts.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:26 PM (Rbu5d)

152 Right after the Butler attempt, it came out that CNN had a large contingent there for their first-time coverage of Trump. Also, a cameraman with a very high speed camera suitable to record a head exploding; it got a bullet just missing. So, who is investigating this? Oh, yeah, the FBI.

Posted by: SS at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (xlrNs)

153 Acid & lasers could raise enough of the number to tell.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:22 PM (fKRr

Rando SKS info:

>>>The odd and unexpected thing is that so many parts are serialized. The expected parts have matching stamped serial numbers--stock, receiver cover, bolt, bolt carrier, magazine, trigger guard. But there is also matching electro-pencil serialization of the op-rod, gas tube, and under the rear sight post.

I wonder how many of those parts were serialized and if they got all of them obliterated. If no, it points to a slipshod effort to hide the rifle sourcing. If yes, then someone was VERY determined to cover up the source.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (i24o9)

154 Ras' nightly tracker is a small sample and has a large MOE. Thus the wild oscillations.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (GcNJ2)

155 BREAKING: Trump's security at Mar-a-Lago is now the same level as when he was the incumbent president, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (CEzQx)

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You would think that security would have been upgraded after the first assassination attempt. It's difficult to ascribe this to stupidity when malice is so much more applicable.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (unUNN)

156 Fear porn about Trump as hitler

You couldn't get Brad Pitt to portray me?
- Adolph

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (QWhkt)

157 151 124...Remember that when checking into a Hyatt Hotel.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (W3T6M)

when we found out it was Pritzker-owned, we stopped staying at Hyatts.
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Fist Bump. May all the Haitians be housed in Hyatt Hotels.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (W3T6M)

158 Waste of time to grind off a serial number. To really obliterate a serial number you need to cut it out, or grind and weld over it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:28 PM (pohLc)

159 Remember that when checking into a Hyatt Hotel.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:20 PM (W3T6M)


Like the one her royal highness Linseed Avis gave her interview about rigging the debate? Sorry, that was ritz-carlson, but whatevs. I'm sure they're all connected.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 01:28 PM (NMT5x)

160 Fox internet won't let me surf there without some kind of registration bs. So hard pass.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:28 PM (due9l)

161
He's just being desperate for attention. Because he is an attention-wh*re
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:13 PM (Rbu5d)



To be fair, Trump is a shameless attention whore as well.

But the Golden Scalp Weasel does it with style, panache. Cuban looks like the dentist who lives next door and hangs out at Lowes in the paint aisle on Saturday afternoons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

162 Chunk weighs in.

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up. I don't know anyone else that would want to kill or maim hundreds of people in Lebanon other than Israel. So, it looks like Netanyahu's answer is war.
Israel hasn't been defending itself for months, this is just an offensive war that Israel is starting all over the Midde East. They're now a danger to the world that we are enabling in a reckless way. The over the top corruption of US politicians caused all of this.

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On the other hand, Hamas was just defending itself on 10/7.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (L/fGl)

163
Ball-less Hamas guys. Transgenders for Palestine rejoice.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (j4U/Z)

164 As pointed out yesterday, in response to another Perma-Doomer post ("even if Trump wins, nothing will change, blah, blah, blah"):

They sure aren't acting like nothing will change if he wins.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (w10cF)

165

Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
I’m gonna need someone in media to use one of those preschool emotion charts to point to the face Republicans are *allowed* to make over a politician being shot at for the second time in two months.
The Hill
@thehill

GOP seethes after second apparent assassination attempt on Trump https://trib.al/d7b2QNL

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

166 You couldn't get Brad Pitt to portray me?
- Adolph


I remember running across a WWII movie were Alec Guiness played Hitler, having only known him from Star Wars at the time it was quite a surprise

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (oZhjI)

167 Hillary has said 2 things since the most recent assassination attempt.


Trump is a threat to our democracy.

And anyone who has different thoughts than her should be jailed.


This is all mainstream now.

Camps are coming.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (tK0ya)

168 BREAKING: NY Times refers to Trump assassin Ryan Routh as ‘Crusader for causes Large and Small’
Posted by: SMOD


They couldn't link him to some fringe sect, so they couldn't use "austere religious scholar?"

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (3/47l)

169 I remember running across a WWII movie were Alec Guiness played Hitler, having only known him from Star Wars at the time it was quite a surprise
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He does a great Hitler. Steiner will come.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (W3T6M)

170 Comrade Flounder, hadn't though of it - but if it's an SKS import, yes, there will be original or electro-pencilled serial #s on various parts. Of course if it's a mix-master (typical), and not "homogenized" via electro-pencil, then you still don't have much.

I assume the serial number that was partially effaced was the new one it got as an import - that's the only number that would enter into any US systems (4473, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (GcNJ2)

171 from Barnhardt memes, today:
https://tinyurl.com/4k573baz
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (Rbu5d)

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Separated at birth!

We can truthfully say that humor is now on the right. Perhaps it's always been on the right as it requires truth to be funny.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (unUNN)

172 The answer my friend is blowin' up their pagers
The answer is blowin' up their pagers
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:17 PM


Really gives a new meaning to the phrase "blowing up my phone".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (kgE5c)

173 Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Hezbollah has no balls at all.

Posted by: The Eunuchs Of Hezbollah! at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (uxCna)

174 .and something like +7 in the Swing States.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (PYxAv).

Wait is +7 good or bad I'm used to betting lines don't judge

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (LCr8f)

175 "Juliette Kayyem lamented '[airhead word salad]'"

She really needs to stick to just reading teleprompters, and stay far away from extemporaneous musing.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (jW2M4)

176 Waste of time to grind off a serial number. To really obliterate a serial number you need to cut it out, or grind and weld over it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:28 PM (pohLc)
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It would be interesting if several had the same serial #.

Posted by: torabora at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (due9l)

177 The media is so degenerate and stupid.

I watched that human basset hound Britt Hume pull the old "Both Sides" routine on Faux New the other night, he did it TWICE in the same segment.

"ARGLEBARGLE WELLLUH WELLUH JANUARY 6TH YOU KNOW (pinches crease in slacks)...BOTH SIDES YOU KNOW...UHHHHHHHHHHH...ADULT IN THE ROOM"

the helicopter has lots of room, you sad sack.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (N/oGZ)

178 162 Chunk weighs in.

Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up. I don't know anyone else that would want to kill or maim hundreds of people in Lebanon other than Israel. So, it looks like Netanyahu's answer is war.
Israel hasn't been defending itself for months, this is just an offensive war that Israel is starting all over the Midde East. They're now a danger to the world that we are enabling in a reckless way. The over the top corruption of US politicians caused all of this.

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On the other hand, Hamas was just defending itself on 10/7.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 17, 2024 01:29 PM (L/fGl)

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"Hezbollah is just an innocent bystander," is an interesting take.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

179
I'd expect a lot of 'Alah Acbars' will be yelled in soprano from now on.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:31 PM (RKVpM)

180 You can be sure that all the Deep State conspirators are desperately covering their tracks so that they can not be implicated in these 2 attempts.
We need a wholesale purge of our government t flush the turds out.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2024 01:31 PM (JNTt1)

181 Diddy?

Yes he did.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 17, 2024 01:31 PM (QWhkt)

182 No women were harmed in the pager incident

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:31 PM (LCr8f)

183 You couldn't get Brad Pitt to portray me?
- Adolph
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 17, 2024 01:27 PM (QWhkt)
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I'm about killin' Natsees, not portrayin' 'em.

Posted by: LT Aldo "The Apache" Raine at September 17, 2024 01:31 PM (VdhcA)

184 >>> Can anyone here imagine VP Harris doing her job certifying the election results in the event of a Trump victory?

I can't wait to see the media spin it as protecting our democracy.

Though, fun hypotheticals, I still keep waiting for the October surprise of Biden dying or getting forced out, and she's POTUS in November. Not sure if they'd have Waltz crowned VP then, or she'd pick a better stooge and dump him.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (QAK8m)

185 BREAKING: Trump's security at Mar-a-Lago is now the same level as when he was the incumbent president, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff.
Posted by: andycanuck



That is going to make it much tougher for the DOJ on the next attempt.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

186 "Ironically, the left admits that these assassination attempts benefit Trump politically. "

I'm expecting we are going to see a failed assassination attempt against Kamala as soon as it can be arranged. Weekly if necessary.

Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (GUOwU)

187 I think there have been more attempts on Trump's life than Biden appearances the past couple of months.

Is the country being run from his crypt?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- The Democrat Party is a Domestic Terrorist Organization at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (P3VPf)

188 from Barnhardt memes, today:
https://tinyurl.com/4k573baz
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:06 PM (Rbu5d

Glenn Close and Bruce Dern??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (xPJvm)

189 Hey Hezbollah... don't touch that dial!

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (LCr8f)

190 that Israel is starting

The hell you say.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 17, 2024 01:32 PM (QWhkt)

191 187 I think there have been more attempts on Trump's life than Biden appearances the past couple of months.
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Same number of Kamala interviews - two.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (W3T6M)

192 "Hezbollah is just an innocent bystander," is an interesting take.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)
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No stranger than the "Japan was just sitting around arranging flowers when Americans suddenly A-bombed them" take.

Posted by: LT Aldo at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)

193 I assume the serial number that was partially effaced was the new one it got as an import - that's the only number that would enter into any US systems (4473, etc).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (GcNJ2)

You have to do a lot of obliterating to get them all, and I suspect there may be some manufacturer to importer serial number database that can be crosschecked, with very few importers existing at any one time for the age range of the rifle and approximate time of import.

Just some speculation to add to the heap.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (i24o9)

194 147 105
Circumcisions all around!

(Sorry!)
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:25 PM (p4NUW)


Sorry? Ha! That is a good one!

Here's one to be sorry about: the left should be ecstatic because these could be considered pre-pre-abortions.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (NMT5x)

195 Grrr.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)

196 "it looks like Netanyahu's answer is war."

That's an appropriate answer to Hamas' question: "War?"

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (jW2M4)

197 Camps are coming.

And the people who refused to vote for Trump because he wasn't pure enough for them can tell themselves:

"Well, at least I didn't compromise my principles!"

as they are loaded onto the cattle cars.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (uxCna)

198 Same number of Kamala interviews - two.
Posted by: Pudinhead at

More than Kumala solo interviews.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (CIS44)

199 Ill bet whoever triggered those pagers was watching on cameras real time and laughing his/her ass off. I can almost see the crowd at the monitor and hear the countdown.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (pohLc)

200 Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up
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Terrible. Just terrible.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (LCr8f)

201 I remember running across a WWII movie were Alec Guiness played Hitler, having only known him from Star Wars at the time it was quite a surprise
Posted by: 18-1


Sir Alec Guiness was really a great actor, was in a lot of movies and stage plays.
He actually hated his role in "Star Wars" and never wanted to talk about it. In short, he just did it for the money.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (vcOmj)

202 169 I remember running across a WWII movie were Alec Guiness played Hitler, having only known him from Star Wars at the time it was quite a surprise
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He does a great Hitler. Steiner will come.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (W3T6M)

In the parody version, all his speeches will be overdubbed with Ben Kenobi quotes.

"You cannot win, Fegelin!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (DlVGn)

203 Hillary has said 2 things since the most recent assassination attempt.



Missed?
Again?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (fKRr8)

204 Hezbollah is Wile E. Coyote and Israel is the road runner.

Beep beep!

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (LCr8f)

205 If Trump wins, Harris will certify. I believe she does not want the job that badly, but certain people left her no choice. Pretty much told her to do it. Same people who told Biden not to do it.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (V13WU)

206 They’ll happily kill you as well as Trump. It’s what Howard Stern essentially said.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (0nFAc)

207 Why should Trump do another debate?
He’s gotten shot after each one he’s done so far…
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Hkcdp)

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How odd! Never saw it that way but of course it figures.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (unUNN)

208 Just watched Meatball handle his press conference. He was pretty good, implying without outright saying we can't trust the feds. For actual politicians, I think that's the right line. Pundits however should flat out say it: You Lefties want us killed. That's what it has come to.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

209 Sir Alec Guiness was really a great actor, was in a lot of movies and stage plays.
He actually hated his role in "Star Wars" and never wanted to talk about it. In short, he just did it for the money.
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Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (W3T6M)

210 President Trump is one brave dude. He’s risking his life for America and deserves our votes. I will be voting for him again.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (Z1jJH)

211 Gio can't tell the Bulwark type people apart.

https://x.com/giantgio/status/1835819430435029026

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (cf/0E)

212 192 No stranger than the "Japan was just sitting around arranging flowers when Americans suddenly A-bombed them" take.
Posted by: LT Aldo at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)

=======

Kurosawa writes about the end of the war in his autobiography.

He was convinced, as were many Japanese it seems, that the emperor was going to order The Glorious Death of One Hundred Million instead of surrender.

Almost like they were prepared to fight for their homeland inch by inch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

213 Harris does not have agency, and she is not that stupid to ignore it.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)

214 >>Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur


Goat Fucker defending the Goat Fuckers

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (PYxAv)

215 Hizballlah!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:16 PM

His Ball Ugh

Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (ewjUl)

216 Seen a lot of Japanese milsurp with the chrysanthemums ground out. I had a Serb mauser that had the original emblem ground off and overstamped with the Yugoslav whatsis.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (jW2M4)

217 Erik Prince told Natalie Winters, “There’s some indication that shows both the Butler shooter and yesterday’s shooter both appeared in BlackRock TV commercials. The statistical likelihood of that being random is impossible.”

Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

218 Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is rather sim'lar,
But poor old Hezbollah has no balls at all.

Posted by: The Eunuchs Of Hezbollah! at September 17, 2024 01:30 PM (uxCna)

Well, here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (i24o9)

219 I think Cuomo at CNN was playing a role. As soon as he left he became quite reasonable.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (0nFAc)

220 Tear a ball. Just tear a ball.
Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:34 PM (LCr8f)
-

FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (LgsNJ)

221
I saw The Eunuchs Of Hezbollah! open for the Blue Oyster Cult at the Secret Policeman's Ball in '76.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (eDfFs)

222 >Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind.

Prince Faisal, now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time, long time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (cf/0E)

223 Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (W3T6M)
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The Ealing comedies.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (VdhcA)

224 I understand American IC controllers tried to reach out to their assets in the Middle East this morning but they couldn't get through.

Probably just nothing - just an email blast that went wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (WXNFJ)

225 I think Cuomo at CNN was playing a role. As soon as he left he became quite reasonable.
Posted by: News Update

They are whores that are paid to say whats on the screen.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)

226 They’ll happily kill you as well as Trump. It’s what Howard Stern essentially said.

Three people in Oregon died in a light plane crash flying to a Trump rally in Montana.

Read the comments about this on the left-wing Portland subreddit, and yeah, they want us all dead. (Lots of complaints that there was an empty seat on the plane.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

227 Malice is correct, the press are just jihadis without the testosterone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (cf/0E)

228 as they are loaded onto the cattle cars.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (uxCna)

Not on my watch.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (i24o9)

229 Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (CEzQx)

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Dear boy, start your own television channel or social media platform. Isn't that what the left keep telling the right for years?

But of course, that's not what it's about, he doesn't want his own media outlets, he wants to shut down the two effective ones.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (unUNN)

230 >Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind.

Wait til they do it with an all female cast!

Taylor Lorenz of Arabia and Bridge Over Calvin Klein.

Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (ewjUl)

231 Technically, this is the third attempt on Trump. The FBI going in with shoot to kill orders and no identifying clothing when they raided his house was number one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)

232 He just makes them all soooo mad for the crime of existing and opposing them.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 17, 2024 01:38 PM (ssz2a)

233 Simple fact: Those two nukes likely prevented the extinction of the Japanese race on the home islands.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:38 PM (pohLc)

234 Cuomo isn't redpilled. He's like Piers Morgan. He sees which way public sentiment is turning and adjusts himself accordingly. His change of tune is solely from being booted out of the CNN bubble.

Posted by: Ktgreat at September 17, 2024 01:38 PM (ei7q6)

235 217 Erik Prince told Natalie Winters, “There’s some indication that shows both the Butler shooter and yesterday’s shooter both appeared in BlackRock TV commercials. The statistical likelihood of that being random is impossible.”
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)


I've seen the Crooks BlackRock commercial. I sure would like to see the Routh BlackRock commercial.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (asisL)

236
Three people in Oregon died in a light plane crash flying to a Trump rally in Montana.

Read the comments about this on the left-wing Portland subreddit, and yeah, they want us all dead. (Lots of complaints that there was an empty seat on the plane.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)


TBF I’d say the same thing if 3 cretins died on the way to a Kumswala rally.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (0nFAc)

237
No stranger than the "Japan was just sitting around arranging flowers when Americans suddenly A-bombed them" take.
Posted by: LT Aldo at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)

__________

History for the US is longer than there has been a US.

History for everyone else started in 1945.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (RSlvq)

238
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up.

Umm, doesn't this sound like a bomb-making class gone wrong??

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (kzqB1)

239 President Trump is one brave dude. He’s risking his life for America and deserves our votes. I will be voting for him again.

To be fair, if the Deep State wins, they intend to have Trump die in prison, as an example.

He's screwed, no matter what, if he loses.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (uxCna)

240 Why should Trump do another debate?
He’s gotten shot after each one he’s done so far…
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (Hkcdp)

Breaking: Kamala agrees to Fox debate moderated by Sean Hannity

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (LCr8f)

241
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up

ISWYD.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

242 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

Okay, but as a condition of doing so, you (you Kamala, not a flunky) must hold a press conference and tell us exactly which Biden / Harris administration policies you regret and would change. You must answer questions as long as there are any, and the questioners must include at least 50% people from the GOP.

https://tinyurl.com/2fpdz5uy

Posted by: Archimedes at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (xCA6C)

243 Chris Cuomo being red-pilled tells us much more about the rest of the left media than about him. He said I'm human and can imagine what other humans feel. The rest of the left are saying we are not and have no idea how any humans feel. They are really scary.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (unUNN)

244 Simple fact: Those two nukes likely prevented the extinction of the Japanese race on the home islands.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


True, and also an additional 800,000 US casualties and another year or more of war.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (lTGtQ)

245 Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:35 PM (W3T6M)

Fun fact: Brian Dennehy played the titular bridge.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (lg881)

246 Hillary has said 2 things since the most recent assassination attempt.

Trump is a threat to our democracy.
And anyone who has different thoughts than her should be jailed.
This is all mainstream now.

Camps are coming.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you

+++++++

As first lady was criticized as a straight up Stalinist.
Police state, gulogs, the works was part of her nationalizing health care plan.
Obama are sincerely benevolent in comparrison. Wrong, but 'kinder'?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (/lPRQ)

247 I've seen the Crooks BlackRock commercial. I sure would like to see the Routh BlackRock commercial.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2024 01:39 PM (asisL)

I think Prince is misspeaking. The video people are calling Routh Blackrock commercial is a video in support of Ukraine, more connected with Kinzinger and Graham than Blackrock, so far as I could tell.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (i24o9)

248 First good rumors of The Big One imminent against Hezb.

Probably just a tease. No imaginable reason it wouldn't have started simultaneously with the pager caper.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (GcNJ2)

249 Breaking: Kamala agrees to Fox debate moderated by Sean Hannity
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With Sean moderating no candidate will get to say anything.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:41 PM (W3T6M)

250 Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (CEzQx)

He’s just worth under 6 billion. He’s talking out of his ass.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 17, 2024 01:41 PM (D6PGr)

251 249 Ha!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:41 PM (jW2M4)

252 All the talking heads say why their paymasters want them to say. Pharma constitutes 70% of ads on cable news. And weirdly enough, all the talking heads pushed Covid vaccines.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:41 PM (0nFAc)

253 TBF I’d say the same thing if 3 cretins died on the way to a Kumswala rally.
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The real news would be that 3 people were voluntarily going to a Kamala rally.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (iZbyp)

254 >>> Sir Alec Guiness was really a great actor, was in a lot of movies and stage plays. He actually hated his role in "Star Wars" and never wanted to talk about it. In short, he just did it for the money.

Artists don't get to choose what art they're best remembered for. Conan Doyle hated Sherlock Holmes, Robert Plant hated Stairway to Heaven. And I get it, I do, and I feel for them. But all the same, it's amazing if you get one shot to make something so impactful, it gets woven into the fabric that is the cultural zeitgeist.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (QAK8m)

255 Dirty Beeps Done Dirt Cheap

Posted by: AC/DC at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (yOPBE)

256
Where does BlackRock have commercials? Are they 59% gay and 75% interracial couples?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (RSlvq)

257
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up.

Is Chunk Yogurt really this stupid?

These hezballoo queers were making bombs and fuckedup. And then blamed the Jews for their "injuries."

Who knows what really happened, if it happened, at all.
But the idea that The Jews(tm) can magically make "pagers" explode is both hilarious and absurd.

btw, who uses pagers in 2024? Bomb-making barbarians, that's who.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (kzqB1)

258 They’ll happily kill you as well as Trump. It’s what Howard Stern essentially said.
Posted by: News Update

Did Stern say "they" or "we"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (/lPRQ)

259 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".
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On it!

Posted by: The Mossad at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (LCr8f)

260
Cubans' business model:

1. Buy a pig.
2. Put lipstick on it.
3. Sell it to stupid people who watch it's value dissolve.
4. Laugh and lecture people.

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (j4U/Z)

261 256
Where does BlackRock have commercials? Are they 59% gay and 75% interracial couples?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (RSlvq)

75%? Why such a low number?

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (0nFAc)

262
Technically, this is the third attempt on Trump. The FBI going in with shoot to kill orders and no identifying clothing when they raided his house was number one.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM


There was some guy in Canada that was recently after Trump too, so I'd suggest we're up to four in the past few months.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (RKVpM)

263 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".
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Too soon.

Posted by: Hezbolla at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (LCr8f)

264 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

-

It's not your book.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (zpx/a)

265 Billionaire Mark Cuban says he would be interested in buying Twitter/X and Fox News if it ever went up for sale
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:07 PM (CEzQx)

That's a Shark Tank I'd watch.

Mark: Is "X" currently profitable?
Elon: No, we're losing about a billion a year.
Mark: Uh...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (VGRuw)

266 So how long before the media comes out and claims that Trump is staging these assassination attempts himself to boost hi poll numbers?
Posted by: Mister Scott

Then they would have to claim someone getting killed, Corey Comperatore, was just collateral damage in the suggested evil staging.

People need to stop saying someone is going to get killed because someone already did.

Posted by: old chick at September 17, 2024 01:43 PM (F3Dlr)

267 264 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".
----------------
Will the turn be joyous?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (W3T6M)

268 252 All the talking heads say why their paymasters want them to say. Pharma constitutes 70% of ads on cable news. And weirdly enough, all the talking heads pushed Covid vaccines.
Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:41 PM (0nFAc)


Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (Rbu5d)

269 "Reports in Lebanon indicated that at least 3,000 people have been hospitalized in Lebanon, around 200 of them in critical condition, and nine people have been confirmed dead in a spree of pager blasts across the country.
The pagers that detonated were the latest model brought in by Hezbollah in recent months, three security sources told Reuters. Security sources told Al Hadath that the devices had been recently distributed to the terror group's operatives."

sadiq, wanna buy a pager ? big discount, just for you habibi.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (V13WU)

270 Artists don't get to choose what art they're best remembered for. Conan Doyle hated Sherlock Holmes, Robert Plant hated Stairway to Heaven. And I get it, I do, and I feel for them. But all the same, it's amazing if you get one shot to make something so impactful, it gets woven into the fabric that is the cultural zeitgeist.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (QAK8m)
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Ravel was annoyed that "Bolero" was more popular than his other, more interesting works.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (VdhcA)

271
I remember running across a WWII movie were Alec Guiness played Hitler, having only known him from Star Wars at the time it was quite a surprise
Posted by: 18-1


Check him out as Fagin in Oliver Twist

https://t.ly/27ieZ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

272 Turning pages is tight! And brat.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (0nFAc)

273 Simple fact: Those two nukes likely prevented the extinction of the Japanese race on the home islands.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


True, and also an additional 800,000 US casualties and another year or more of war.
Posted by: Thomas Paine


Should have just blockaded the islands.
Nothing on or off.
Check on people every six month until there is no more movement.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (fKRr8)

274 268...


Here's the link:
https://tinyurl.com/46k6fzex

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Rbu5d)

275 > Umm, doesn't this sound like a bomb-making class gone wrong??

No. It sounds like an incredibly successful operation by Israel against Hezbollah. Think about it. How did they get hundreds of pagers onto Hez leaders? They must have placed or turned some top electronic security people close to leadership. They developed pagers that appeared to be super secure, encrypted, whiz-bang devices. The devices had to be functional and yet carry an incendiary payload that could take out a person. They got hundreds of these people to carry these devices on their person. Then they detonated them all at a time when many of these people were wearing them.

This took a MASSIVE amount of skill, planning, risk-taking, balls, and luck. I tip my figurative hat to Mossad for pulling this off.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (Odg76)

276 Maybe the next step will be Garland personally going to visit Trump wearing a suicide vest.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (lTGtQ)

277 -----------
Ravel was annoyed that "Bolero" was more popular than his other, more interesting works.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 01:44 PM (VdhcA)

Surprised, too. He thought it was boring. I agree.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (DlVGn)

278 230 >Laurence of Arabia and Bridge Over the River Kwai come to mind. Wait til they do it with an all female cast!
Taylor Lorenz of Arabia and Bridge Over Calvin Klein.
Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 01:37 PM (ewjUl)

You magnificent son of a bitch! Make them black and gay and call Bob Eiger!

Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (j4U/Z)

279 Who knows what really happened, if it happened, at all.
But the idea that The Jews(tm) can magically make "pagers" explode is both hilarious and absurd.

btw, who uses pagers in 2024? Bomb-making barbarians, that's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 01:42 PM (kzqB1)

I don't know about anyone else, but I personally wouldn't underestimate the Israelis. The terrorists loaded the explosives in the pagers, but I think IDF said the magic words.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (pohLc)

280 I think Prince is misspeaking. The video people are calling Routh Blackrock commercial is a video in support of Ukraine, more connected with Kinzinger and Graham than Blackrock, so far as I could tell.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (i24o9)


That's my take as well.

Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (asisL)

281


CNN follow on headline: "THINK OF THE POLITICAL BENEFIT TO TRUMP IF EITHER OF THE ATTEMPTS WERE SUCCESSFUL!!!"


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (x0n13)

282 I suspect that pro-Trump voters are not fully participating with pollsters' surveys.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

283 Let's move on.

We gave it our best shot!

Posted by: Kalama at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (tK0ya)

284 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

Sounds like she don't feel much like ridin', and just wishes the trip were through.

Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (OguvZ)

285 "it looks like Netanyahu's answer is war."


Wrong. Netanyahu's answer is "Fuck You. War."

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (JN6Jq)

286 This took a MASSIVE amount of skill, planning, risk-taking, balls,. . . .
Posted by: bonhomme

Oh, the exploding pagers took balls alright! Consider that many, if not most, carry them in their front pockets.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (WXNFJ)

287 remember when Mossad, allegedly, took out that hamas honcho in Tehran ? exploding pillow or some shiiit

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)

288
The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

Hate that song

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (63Dwl)

289 Cuban would be the public face of the shit weasels who funded the purchase.
I do think that Musk won't own Twitter for long or effectively if Trump loses.
Raining in Pungoteague but not yet here

Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (JY+81)

290 Walz' wife doing the turning-the-page bit for a crowd. She and Kamala both talk to crowds like first-grade teachers talk to their students. Like they're talking to retards.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (jW2M4)

291 Mark Steyn aptly quotes a former colleague from Rush Limbaugh's how as saying

"This is like the plane flying into the second tower. The situation is suddenly totally clear. We are under attack."

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (nDam0)

292
Don't cry for me, Motorola... 🎵
The truth is, I am Hezbollahhhh

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (LCr8f)

293 Chris Cuomo being red-pilled tells us much more about the rest of the left media than about him. He said I'm human and can imagine what other humans feel.

$5 says he's just emoting while reading words written by someone else.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (U7wke)

294
Should have just blockaded the islands.
Nothing on or off.
Check on people every six month until there is no more movement.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (fKRr

_________

The US Navy took a terrific beating off Okinawa. Not to mention all the people dying in Japanese-occupied territory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (RSlvq)

295 There's a kind of hush
All over Beirut tonight
All over Beirut
You can hear the sound of Hezb losing their balls

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (uxCna)

296 After Hezbollah has their nuts blown off , the obligatory

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of goats had wept at once

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (ddxsZ)

297 273 Should have just blockaded the islands.
Nothing on or off.
Check on people every six month until there is no more movement.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM (fKRr



They still had many thousand kamikaze aircraft and human torpedo boats. The carnage to the US Navy would've been horrific.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (x0n13)

298 She and Kamala both talk to crowds like first-grade teachers talk to their students. Like they're talking to retards.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake

I mean they are talking to Democrats. So…

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (0nFAc)

299 Walz' wife doing the turning-the-page bit for a crowd. She and Kamala both talk to crowds like first-grade teachers talk to their students. Like they're talking to retards.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (jW2M4)


They know their audience.

Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (OguvZ)

300 282 I suspect that pro-Trump voters are not fully participating with pollsters' surveys.
Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)

======

Crosstabs on most of these things are just nonsense.

You have to assume that in 4 years, the electorate has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY more Democrat.

Which would only make sense if ballots were people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

301 "This pager will self-destruct in 0.8 seconds. Good luck, Bin!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (LgsNJ)

302 BTW, the pro-terrorist Left is already explaining this is a great, great, war crime.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (uxCna)

303 One guy I don't give a fvck about: Chris Cuomo.

What a lying sack of sh*t.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (RIvkX)

304 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

Sounds like she don't feel much like ridin', and just wishes the trip were through.
Posted by: spindrift at September 17, 2024 01:46 PM (OguvZ)
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Every morning I wake up to an earworm, and I never know what triggers it. Turn the Page was this morning's worm.

My brain is weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (xPJvm)

305 275
This took a MASSIVE amount of skill, planning, risk-taking, balls, and luck. I tip my figurative hat to Mossad for pulling this off.
Posted by: bonhomme at September

I want to know who the guy was in the Hamas IT department that convinced everyone to swap their phones out to pagers “for security”. That guy is our plant. 😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:50 PM (p4NUW)

306 I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of goats had wept at once
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Goats get a bad rap. They are actually friendly animals that like human company too much.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 17, 2024 01:50 PM (W3T6M)

307 She and Kamala both talk to crowds like first-grade teachers talk to their students. Like they're talking to retards.

You tailor the speech to the crowd.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 17, 2024 01:50 PM (w8+8g)

308 remember when Mossad, allegedly, took out that hamas honcho in Tehran ? exploding pillow or some shiiit
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)
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Mossad took took out a terrorist leader years ago with an exploding cell phone.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:50 PM (8YMJn)

309 Like they're talking to retards.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (jW2M4)

To be fair . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:50 PM (i24o9)

310 Should have just blockaded the islands.
Nothing on or off.
Check on people every six month until there is no more movement.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:45 PM

Really? While the thousands of suicide planes pummeled our navy?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (pohLc)

311 > remember when Mossad, allegedly, took out that hamas honcho in Tehran ? exploding pillow or some shiiit

I know at one point they took out a top bombmaker with an exploding phone. They called him on it, confirmed it was his voice, then popped his head off with the exploding phone.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (Odg76)

312 The “turn the page to a new way forward” is very disrespectful to Biden, if you think about it. We should note this to Jill.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

313 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page"
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I don't get it.
But, I'm not supposed to. This is aimed at the lofo's that vote D.

This is not an appeal to middle class and working class voters.

You don't want to turn the page on a horror story you're in--like we are in now.

You want out of the book:
Out of the higher inflation
Out of the higher prices
Out of the endless wars
Out of the unlimited illegal immigration
Out of the record spending
Out of every reckless, dangerous un-American, America-last policy of the Biden-Harris Administration.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (w10cF)

314 Does the Shit-Weasel help you spread manure in your backyard garden??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (CEzQx)

315 296 After Hezbollah has their nuts blown off , the obligatory

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of goats had wept at once
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (ddxsZ)

Weeping with JOY, bub!
-- the goats

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (Rbu5d)

316 241
Hundreds of Hezbollah members injured as their pagers blew up

ISWYD.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)

Shouldn't it read ...members member's injured....?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (QGaXH)

317 I think Hezbballless went to old school pagers because they thought the risk of cell phone communcations being spoofed/captured was too high.

Oops.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (8YMJn)

318 Chris Cuomo being red-pilled tells us much more about the rest of the left media than about him. He said I'm human and can imagine what other humans feel. The rest of the left are saying we are not and have no idea how any humans feel. They are really scary.
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM

The left is fine with a babies being killed so. Yea.

Posted by: Minnfdel at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (ewjUl)

319 Artists don't get to choose what art they're best remembered for. Conan Doyle hated Sherlock Holmes, Robert Plant hated Stairway to Heaven. And I get it, I do, and I feel for them. But all the same, it's amazing if you get one shot to make something so impactful, it gets woven into the fabric that is the cultural zeitgeist.
Posted by: LizLem


I conduct symphony orchestras. People know me as the "Don't Worry, Be Happy" guy.

Posted by: Bobby McFerrin at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (3/47l)

320 We may cheat in elections but Trump keeps cheating death which is much worse!

-CNN

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (LCr8f)

321 Oh, the exploding pagers took balls alright! Consider that many, if not most, carry them in their front pockets.
Posted by: Tonypete

Buzzer mode.
It's a Jewish plot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (/lPRQ)

322 One guy I don't give a fvck about: Chris Cuomo.

What a lying sack of sh*t.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2024 01:49 PM (RIvkX)

His emergence from the Cuomo COVID bunker was something. Something that smelled like bullshit.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)

323
Looks like I'm off the mark with the exploding pager story. Oh, well, I can't be right ALL the time.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (kzqB1)

324 Goats get a bad rap. They are actually friendly animals that like human company too much.
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Some like it gruff.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (CEzQx)

325 The exploding pager videos are priceless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (RIvkX)

326 313 I don't get it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (w10cF)

========

All you need to know is that Frank Luntz thought it was one of the greatest bon mots in debate history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

327 244 Simple fact: Those two nukes likely prevented the extinction of the Japanese race on the home islands.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


True, and also an additional 800,000 US casualties and another year or more of war.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:40 PM (lTGtQ)

My dad was in infantry in Europe in May 1945. I likely wouldn't be here if not for the A-bombs.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (QGaXH)

328 Should have just blockaded the islands.

1. There would still be military personnel dying from attacks during a blockade.

2. "You spent *how much* on the A-bomb and didn't use it and had how many personnel die after August 15?" I would say that would be pitchfork and torch time, but it would be M1 Garand time.

Posted by: Chuck C at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (yOPBE)

329 > I want to know who the guy was in the Hamas IT department that convinced everyone to swap their phones out to pagers “for security”. That guy is our plant.

I wouldn't want to be part of their IT department right now. As we speak, they are being tortured to figure out if they assisted in this plot.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (Odg76)

330 Need to get rid of that Turn the Page earworm? How about some Po-jama People?

https://tinyurl.com/4bwzztby

Posted by: fd at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (vFG9F)

331 I think Hezbballless went to old school pagers because they thought the risk of cell phone communcations being spoofed/captured was too high.

Oops.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:52 PM (8YMJn)

Cell phones are easily triangulated as well as having their data captured. Pagers avoided both, which makes this even more ingenious, given that they first had to have the intel to create the plan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (i24o9)

332 What’s next for hezbollah? Pigeons? Smoke signals?

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (0nFAc)

333 If assassination attempts help the candidate, then Democrats should fake one on cameltoe

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (P4Pk9)

334 . ..Like they're talking to retards.

They are.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 17, 2024 01:54 PM (Y1sOo)

335
Eh, Cuomo's just smart enough to understand that if Trump actually does get assassinated that those who've been playing cutesy little calls of his murder games will be held accountable.

Not that I am calling for anything like that, cuz I'm not , but they're setting the rules that Trump's words that they don't like(?) are reason enough to kill him.

What do they think will happen if people flip that around, as history has shown multiple times, and now apply to them that their words caused the murder of Trump.

This is a stupid game and America is not some craphole, banana republic. I absolutely refute and reject violence of any kind in any political context.

I hope and pray that the Democrats will find the grace to refute their horrible, divisive calls for Trump's murder.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (eDfFs)

336 The US Navy took a terrific beating off Okinawa. Not to mention all the people dying in Japanese-occupied territory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (RSlvq)

I've posted this many times: Study the Battle of Okinawa, and you'll unserstand why Hiroshima and Nagasaki had to happen. To call what happened on Okinawa "horrific" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, grabbing food and sleep at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (dtlDP)

337 Hmm, if it's true the pagers were carried in front pockets, I could see a few of dying due to proximity to the femoral.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (8YMJn)

338 Sure. They wax your floors, too.

Posted by: Accomack at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (JY+81)

339 I want to know who the guy was in the Hamas IT department that convinced everyone to swap their phones out to pagers “for security”. That guy is our plant.

I recall, years ago, some criminal organization got penetrated, because an FBI plant said: "Hey, I got us a great deal on cell phones!"

He didn't mention they were FBI cell phones.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (uxCna)

340 Does the Shit-Weasel help you spread manure in your backyard garden??

Posted by: andycanuck

Yes it does!

Posted by: Ron Popeil at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (hCzfy)

341 I know at one point they took out a top bombmaker with an exploding phone. They called him on it, confirmed it was his voice, then popped his head off with the exploding phone.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2024 01:51 PM (Odg76)

they, allegedly, took out that devil Mugniyeh with exploding car head rest. Parked in the middle of Damascus. After a reception held by an Iranian ambassador.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)

342 >>> https://tinyurl.com/2fpdz5uy

Does Waltz's wife work with kids? Because she's talking to everyone at that rally like they're drooling, paste eating toddlers.

Reminds me of the Mrs. Frazzled lady, Arielle Fodor, that did the gentle parenting baby voice on that demented "white women for Kamala" zoom call.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (QAK8m)

343 This exploding-balls pager story. It's real? Forgive my skepticism, but I find it hard to believe Israel was able to get explosives into so many terrorist's pagers

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The answer is quite simple, made in China.

Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (unUNN)

344
I've posted this many times: Study the Battle of Okinawa, and you'll unserstand why Hiroshima and Nagasaki had to happen. To call what happened on Okinawa "horrific" doesn't even begin to describe it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, g

Hell just that episode of WWII in Color is enough to get that point across.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)

345 >>Should have just blockaded the islands.


They would have sunk a ton of those ships that tried that.

Imperial Japan was a unique nut to crack. They did it the right way.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (PYxAv)

346 Really? While the thousands of suicide planes pummeled our navy?
Posted by: Xipe Totec


We still pound their asses. From 16 in guns to planes. No reason to put boots on the ground. Eventually they'll starve to death.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (fKRr8)

347 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
Rashida Tlaib now instructing all staff to go back to sticky notes.
10:28 AM · Sep 17, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (9aVck)

348 It seems all authoritarian movements have some version of a "Forward!" poster set. The joyful participants all Follow! carrying the Party Tract aloft.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

349 In case you don't know:
Blackrock is controlled by Merrill-Lynch
Merrill-Lynch is controlled by Bank of America
Warren Buffett owns the most shares of Bank of America.

So, one of the richest men in America is making sure Americans can't afford houses.
And the loans they do get on the houses, that are inflated in value because of him, are loans from the bank he owns.

This is also consistent with him funding anti-pipeline efforts to force not only higher gas prices but also to ship the oil and gas on trains he owns.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (w10cF)

350 Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 01:55 PM (QAK8m)
=================
Longtime teachers union member.

And, oh yeah, she also taught high school.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (hbhsM)

351 Turn the page
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Sounds much better in the original German.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (LCr8f)

352 "Does Waltz's wife work with kids? Because she's talking to everyone at that rally like they're drooling, paste eating toddlers."

The media is calling Waltz super manly, so I'm guessing he's a twink who needs his mommy to tend him all day every day.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (iFMeW)

353 Does Waltz's wife work with kids? Because she's talking to everyone at that rally like they're drooling, paste eating toddlers.



Posted by: LizLem


Rule number one: know your audience.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (lTGtQ)

354 Yes it does!
Posted by: Ron Popeil
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Tell me more, Ron!

moRon??

Tell me more!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 01:57 PM (CEzQx)

355 As I said over at Insty, about wife of Walz, all I heard was, "Joe, you answered All the questions!"

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 17, 2024 01:58 PM (8YMJn)

356 I see others have touched on most of it.

"Blockading" Japan (was already in effect) was a "solution" that guaranteed massive excess deaths in Japan, and virtually guaranteed massive excess deaths in several Japanese-occupied areas. It would have guaranteed the death, simply through continued deterioration or execution, of most Allied POWs in Japanese hands.

This scenario also ignores "war weariness" in the US, which was real.

Eventually it might have "worked". So you have 10 to 20 times the excess deaths you ended up having via a "quick end" to the war, which was in itself a close-run thing. And it was never an "A-bomb, or invasion" choice. Op Olympic called for use of 9 A-bombs, if available, 3 for each invasion area on Kyushu.

It's kind of like, it seems, almost all discussions of any significant public policy issue any more: not really a discussion, because one side's premises are 100% false, and on top they employ no logic or common sense. Idiotic conclusion, followed by reverse engineering to "support" it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 01:58 PM (GcNJ2)

357 Blackrock is controlled by Merrill-Lynch
Merrill-Lynch is controlled by Bank of America
Warren Buffett owns the most shares of Bank of America.
====================
None of those things are true.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 01:58 PM (hbhsM)

358 There would still be military personnel dying from attacks during a blockade.

Funny thing is... more Japanese would have died during an extended blockade than died in the bombing. Even without an invasion.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2024 01:58 PM (U7wke)

359 From what I heard there weren't explosives in the phones. Israel hacked the pagers and flip phones and caused the lithium ion batteries to explode. Neat trick if true, but every kid will want to do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (ddxsZ)

360 Warren Buffett owns the most shares of Bank of America.

So, one of the richest men in America is making sure Americans can't afford houses.
And the loans they do get on the houses, that are inflated in value because of him, are loans from the bank he owns.

This is also consistent with him funding anti-pipeline efforts to force not only higher gas prices but also to ship the oil and gas on trains he owns.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice



Uncle Warren is dumping his BOA stock as fast as he can right now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)

361 "Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Monday called for Americans to be “criminally charged” if they engage in speech that sounds like Russian propaganda.

“I also think there are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda, and whether they should be civilly or even in some cases, criminally charged, is something that would be a better deterrence,” she told MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow in an interview."

HRC is the one who needs to be criminaly charged. Lock her up.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (V13WU)

362 I've posted this many times: Study the Battle of Okinawa, and you'll unserstand why Hiroshima and Nagasaki had to happen.

I talked to a WWII vet once, who was on a minesweeper in Okinawa. They were ordered inshore to draw fire from the hidden Japanese guns, so the guns could be targeted.

Fortunately for the minesweeper, the Japanese did not take the bait.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (uxCna)

363 Bank of America owns like 3% of BlackRock.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (0nFAc)

364 357 Blackrock is controlled by Merrill-Lynch
Merrill-Lynch is controlled by Bank of America
Warren Buffett owns the most shares of Bank of America.
====================
None of those things are true.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 01:58 PM (hbhsM)
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I take it back. Merrill is owned by BofA.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (hbhsM)

365 342 You noticed it too!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (jW2M4)

366 From what I heard there weren't explosives in the phones. Israel hacked the pagers and flip phones and caused the lithium ion batteries to explode. Neat trick if true, but every kid will want to do it

Posted by: Smell the Glove


If true, this will cause millions of people to stop carrying their phones. Which, in turn, may save western civilization.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (lTGtQ)

367 afaik , uncle Warren dumped all of his BoA stock

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2024 02:00 PM (V13WU)

368 nood bold bombs

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (CEzQx)

369 Some videos emerging of splodey pagers in Lebanon. Most seem to be carried near the waist, in pockets, etc. So lots of abdominal injuries.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (GcNJ2)

370 The Harris campaign now wants to "turn the page".

Hate that song
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2024 01:47 PM


Metallica did a decent cover of it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (kgE5c)

371 You don't want to turn the page on a horror story you're in--like we are in now.
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Exactly. They plan to keep us in it and just advance the plot a little.

What if I told you -

The people behind Kamala are already running the show. They're laughing at us when they say stuff like "turn the page".

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (LCr8f)

372 Snopes, Fact Check
2nd Would-Be Trump Assassin Didn't Appear in BlackRock Commercial
Rumors swirled about the suspect in Trump's September 2024 assassination attempt.
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Ok, but what is very interesting is the picture of Routh in Kiev.

"Videos shared in support of this claim appear to genuinely show Routh briefly, but the video has no connection whatsoever to BlackRock.

This video was made on behalf of Ukraine's Azov Battalion three months after Russia launched its full-scale invasion of Ukraine in February 2022 to thank people who had supported them and spread their message. The battalion defended the city of Mariupol in the early days of the Russia-Ukraine war."

SAVE AZOV us on X -
This video is a message to the world from the Mariupol defenders.They are grateful for our support and ask us to keep on fighting.“Thank you to everyone who supports the Defenders of Mariupol and raises the issue of Mariupol at the international level
Mariupol is🇺🇦”
#savemariupol
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Notice, no young men. They're not the fighters.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (NFX2v)

373 CNN "Analyst:" The Bad Thing About These Assassination Attempts We're Inciting Is That...

we can't hide. We can't stop the research. We can't stop the questions.

Posted by: CNN at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (7FFC8)

374 Kayyem needs to work harder on her Kamala word salad. She's almost there but needs some more bitter greens.

Posted by: geoffb at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (r//c2)

375 If right wing hate was responsible for Lee Harvey Oswald killing JFK, why isn't left wing hate responsible for Cooke and Routh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

Oswald was a leftist.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (n7h9X)

376 Has the Biden junta responded to the Israeli attack? I can't wait to hear that word sald

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (ddxsZ)

377
George McDonald Fraser, no fan of the A-bomb, asked: if the US doesn't drop the bombs, then when does Japan surrender? If the answer isn't "August 15th" you have a lot of explaining to do.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2024 02:01 PM (RSlvq)

378 Unherd, mWashington embraces the Azov Brigade, Feb 17, 2023
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BBC, US lifts weapons ban on Ukraine's Azov brigade, 11 June 2024

In part, "The US has lifted its long-standing ban on weapons supplies and training to Ukraine's Azov brigade, whose origins were mired in controversy over alleged links to far-right groups.
A state department spokesman told the BBC a vetting process "found no evidence of gross violations of human rights" by the brigade.
The Azov brigade, now a unit within Ukraine's National Guard, hailed the move, saying Russia's "lies... received a devastating blow".
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The Hill, Zelensky: Trump Ukraine statements are ‘election messages’ by Lauren Irwin - 09/16/24

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

379
No stranger than the "Japan was just sitting around arranging flowers when Americans suddenly A-bombed them" take.
Posted by: LT Aldo at September 17, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)



Actually, I'm totally on board with random nuking of piss-ant countries to remind them that they are mortal. Just as long as the ingrate Limey poofters are on the list, as punishment for fucking around with our elections.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (y9nCu)

380 9 PM in Lebanon.

The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

381 Eugene Sledge's account of Okinawa was gut-wrenchingly brutal. it broke him for a while.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (xPJvm)

382 From what I heard there weren't explosives in the phones. Israel hacked the pagers and flip phones and caused the lithium ion batteries to explode. Neat trick if true, but every kid will want to do it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2024 01:59 PM (ddxsZ)
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That was my first-order hypothesis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (VdhcA)

383 Buffet’s company owns 12% of boa. So Buffet’s company (not him directly) owns 12% of 3% of BlackRock for a grand total of 0.36%.

Posted by: News Update at September 17, 2024 02:03 PM (0nFAc)

384 15 I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Remember Bush the First telling you they were implementing the NWO? at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (zpx/a)

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Kavanaugh raped a chick and DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in Florida.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 17, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

If there's no drama about a republican or right winger we should eject them from the party. There used to be a "Strange New Respect" award when suddenly Dems loved a Republican, usually just as they betrayed us.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (n7h9X)

385 Okinawa was largest KIA/WIA for the US Navy in any campaign in its history, by an enormous margin.

Anyone seriously interested in understanding the basic facts and actual history at the time should read "Hell to Pay" by Giancreco, and "Japan's Longest Day" and "Japan's Struggle to Surrender" (authors not on tip of my tongue). Covers the actual military situation at the time, including intel, and then the internal Charlie Foxtrot that was the Japanese "leadership" process.

Rich Frank's "Downfall" for the definitive diplomatic and intel angle on the question.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2024 02:04 PM (GcNJ2)

386 We still pound their asses. From 16 in guns to planes. No reason to put boots on the ground. Eventually they'll starve to death.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (fKRr

Germany had already surrendered. The Japanese were willing to employ cannibalism, their own dead and American POWs, to survive. The American people wanted the war finished NOW! Not to mention that the Soviets were building up vast forces and the logistical bases to support them that could overrun not only Korea, but the Kuriles and Hokkaido, too. We used the nukes, first, and the Japanese folded. The right decision was to invade if the Japanese held out after the Hiroshima and Nagasaki strikes.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2024 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)

387 "I just hate all the drama surrounding Trump."

I particularly hate that they're going to keep shooting at him until they kill him. This is not good.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (jW2M4)

388 nood

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 02:06 PM (jW2M4)

389 ***If he did, the left would start inciting assassins against him.
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Die Hard Democrats who are not die hard communists, murderers or latent tyrants are shocked at the realization of what's going on and are cognizant of history and its rhymes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 02:07 PM (uoNBM)

390 The Pagenturnerwerfer was even more feared than the Panzerwerfer, which threw tanks at tanks.

Posted by: Hermann Fegelein at September 17, 2024 02:08 PM (Ybyk2)

391 Elon is a business man at the end of the day. But he is having way too much fun with x to sell. Eventually it will need to make money, or at least break even, of course. But I don’t see him taking this offer.

As for Fox, who would notice?
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2024 01:14 PM (p4NUW)

X isn't a business to Musk, its a cause because if the West gets more totalitarian his ability to build his company is gone.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:09 PM (n7h9X)

392 OMG, I went to check out that Mrs. Frazzled Lady's social media, morbid curiosity. Back in 2021 she drove by Biden's hotel and SANG TO HIM:

https://tinyurl.com/375f75zy

One of her commenters to that TikTok: @Wh0reial
I passed a Harris/Walz campaign bus on the road last night and whispered “I love you” hoping they felt the energy

These people are so not well, that the DSM needs to make a new definition of what type of not well they are. Or make TDS a real DSM classification.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2024 02:10 PM (QAK8m)

393 Ron DeSantis, what a joke

Give up your Bro romance, Ace

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 17, 2024 02:12 PM (YjECI)

394 328 Should have just blockaded the islands.

1. There would still be military personnel dying from attacks during a blockade.

2. "You spent *how much* on the A-bomb and didn't use it and had how many personnel die after August 15?" I would say that would be pitchfork and torch time, but it would be M1 Garand time.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 17, 2024 01:53 PM (yOPBE)

If the bomb's hadn't convinced the leadership to give it up, or worse, didn't work as advertised, then it would have been blockade time.

Remember war in Europe was done and we were still producing ships and planes at a prodigious rate. The only thing would be keeping enthusiasm up during a protracted stalemate.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (QGaXH)

395 9 PM in Lebanon.

The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

They know they can't beat Hezbollah and occupy Lebanon, they've done it several times and had to pull out due to lack of strength and Western pressure.

They can live with a status quo there but a more hands on war in the North will cause problems while they work on Gaza.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (n7h9X)

396 Beware of Joooos bearing beepers...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 17, 2024 02:13 PM (1FWWQ)

397 Really? While the thousands of suicide planes pummeled our navy?
Posted by: Xipe Totec


We still pound their asses. From 16 in guns to planes. No reason to put boots on the ground. Eventually they'll starve to death.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 17, 2024 01:56 PM (fKRr

The suicide Tokko forces for Olympic were instructed to go for the landing craft, not US warships.

Even when they were going for warships most went after picket destroyers out of a sense of getting it over with or fear of the mass flak a carrier Task Force could fire by 45.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2024 02:17 PM (n7h9X)

398
The really weird thing is that Israel hasn't moved yet - why would you expend a one-time stratagem unless you were willing to immediately move against Hezbollah?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 17, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)



Could simply be a way to disrupt Hezball-less to prevent them from effectively supporting Hamas. Especially if you have several double-agents in the Hez hierarchy who can move up the ladder.

Seems to be kind of an expensive way to do it, but possible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:18 PM (y9nCu)

399 >>>BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal has threatened to use "subpoena power" to compel the Biden-Harris administration's DHS to cooperate
andycanuck
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Is Hillary getting antsy?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2024 02:19 PM (uoNBM)

400
Die Hard Democrats who are not die hard communists, murderers or latent tyrants



All three of them...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (y9nCu)

401 Of all the cable news cretins, is anyone more stupidly sanctimonious that Chris Cuomo?

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 17, 2024 02:22 PM (tRd71)

402 290 Walz' wife doing the turning-the-page bit for a crowd. She and Kamala both talk to crowds like first-grade teachers talk to their students. Like they're talking to retards.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake on Tea at September 17, 2024 01:48 PM (jW2M4)
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Wouldn't one have to be a bit of a tard to attend one of the D rally's?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 17, 2024 02:25 PM (JNTt1)

403 Aljazeera News

EXPLAINER
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Russia-Ukraine war
What’s Donald Trump’s plan to ‘end’ Russia’s war on Ukraine?
The plan presented by Trump’s running mate is closer to Russia’s position rather than that of Ukraine and NATO. Maziar Motamedi
Published On 17 Sep 2024

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Seinfeld 'Coincidences' S2, E6 The Statue - "There are no small coincidences and big coincidences."

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 17, 2024 02:35 PM (NFX2v)

404 The photos on Barnhardt's site are E Jean Carroll and Routh (assassin 2). They do look alike

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2024 03:09 PM (MpVUb)

405 Americans are losing their trust of the M.S. Media and CNN is losing its credibility as well

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 17, 2024 04:10 PM (wGqjj)

406 The next time the Lefty sniper is going to mistake Cammel Toes for Trump.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 17, 2024 09:26 PM (bXvrr)

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